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Best of the Bus: Nate Bargatze On Going From Tire Recycler To Touring With Chris Rock · Bussin' With The Boys

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  Speaker 1: Nate BARGOTSI let's get right to it. What a time
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  Speaker 1: that was twenty twenty one on the bus in the church.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think of this compared to the church?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: I like this.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I used to work this area. I used
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  Speaker 2: to do I was a delivery guy. Uh and we
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  Speaker 2: used to deliver appliances and stuff like that. And we
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  Speaker 2: I was over I would do it over here, and
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  Speaker 2: I mowed and I and I worked for a guy
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  Speaker 2: to cut grass once and his thing was right back
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  Speaker 2: over here too, So I used to go over here
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have Mowen jow you had Mowen jobs. I
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  Speaker 3: had one. It's Mowen's the worst, dude.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's uh, you know, like I would cut grass
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  Speaker 2: going up like your neighbor's yard.
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  Speaker 3: Ors.
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  Speaker 2: I had this old lady, excuse me, I got five
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  Speaker 2: bucks they cut her grass and then, uh, this was
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  Speaker 2: nineteen fifty three.
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  Speaker 4: You got Yeah, that's a whole bunch of salary right there.
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  Speaker 2: Back then, I remember I could go there was a
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  Speaker 2: candy store. This is I mean, I'm forty four. It's
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  Speaker 2: not like I'm one hundred. But there was a candy
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  Speaker 2: store in old Hickory and you could go.
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  Speaker 3: Five bucks was a lot. Five bucks was like.
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  Speaker 2: The twenty I think now like if you give a kid,
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  Speaker 2: if you give a kid five now, I feel like
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  Speaker 2: they don't even respect it. But twenty is, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's like fun. We were like, eh, but we so.
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  Speaker 2: I mowed grass for a little bit, but I mean
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  Speaker 2: just doing businesses and it's just man people that mow,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like landscape and all that. That is brutal work.
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  Speaker 2: It's so hot and you're just out in it all day.
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  Speaker 3: I quit after one day of landscaping. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was brutal. It was like a hot ninety
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  Speaker 4: eight degrees. Like my mom wanted me to go do this.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I was lifeguard this summer before next summer,
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  Speaker 4: I got thrust it into a landscaping job and I
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  Speaker 4: quit immediately.
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  Speaker 3: The first day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we went, we went and got lunch and got
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  Speaker 4: sandwiches or whatever. I text my mom, I said, you
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  Speaker 4: got to get me out of here, dude. The first
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  Speaker 4: I've never mowed along in my entire life. Really, not one.
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  Speaker 4: I grew up in Arizona.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, only rich people had brass and so got the turf. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, people got turf or people got rocks. Like that's
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  Speaker 1: really what you get to deal with out there. So
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  Speaker 1: coming out here or even being up in Michigan, the
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  Speaker 1: maintenance is nuts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like land like a landscaping deal isn't
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  Speaker 1: as bad because they have like the cool mowers that.
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  Speaker 3: They can kind of move around. You're sitting the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all. They got the whole garment and everything on.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure as a boy, you were just short.
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  Speaker 3: And so shorts. I was, yeah, I was never I
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  Speaker 3: wasn't that high.
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  Speaker 2: Up, so you'd be weed eating, which is I mean
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  Speaker 2: just no fun, or you're doing all the weird kind
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  Speaker 2: of like where you gotta be like you got to
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  Speaker 2: push it because they can't get a thing on it. Landscaping, though,
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  Speaker 2: was the if you have no college, if you've no
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  Speaker 2: chances of going to college, always starting a landscaping company
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  Speaker 2: was talked about pretty heavily.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I have like four friends to have a landscaping company.
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  Speaker 3: They you just go in town.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're like I can't I'm not smart enough
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  Speaker 2: to go really, I can't get in college or any stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And you just have a group of people that'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: we'll start a landscaping dude.
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  Speaker 4: But if somebody doesn't high school, they're the man for
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  Speaker 4: a minute because they can afford all the when they
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  Speaker 4: go whatever. Yeah, because you're you're collecting a lot of
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  Speaker 4: money being mowing lawns.
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  Speaker 3: But then they're doing it still because they're you know,
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  Speaker 3: didn't go to college.
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  Speaker 2: I have a buddy mind his brother, he actually owns
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  Speaker 2: a landscaping company.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 2: He was a he was a kid that just started
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  Speaker 2: cutting yards. Was like smart enough to realize like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: let me start building this up into a thing.
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  Speaker 3: And it is them.
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  Speaker 2: They got money, like they saved money and like you're like,
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  Speaker 2: you know someone's got like three grand and you're like what, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like unheard of, unheard of is someone sixteen, Yeah, sitting on.
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  Speaker 4: Three grand and then they pull like you know, a
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  Speaker 4: business gig or a corporate gig, and their mowing those yards.
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  Speaker 1: Like you lived with my parents. Give that money thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine seeing three thousand dollars in high school. It would
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  Speaker 1: have been unimaginable. No, that's that'd be way too much.
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  Speaker 1: Is that the worst job you've ever had?
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  Speaker 3: Being a landscaper? Uh?
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  Speaker 2: I Also, so the guy I used to deliver with
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  Speaker 2: over here, we did another job where we recycle tires.
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  Speaker 2: That job was on dirty jobs and how do you
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  Speaker 2: recycle the tire? So you would go and pick up
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  Speaker 2: Uh you remember, I don't know if you remember, but
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  Speaker 2: there's a big Ford. Uh they did the where they
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  Speaker 2: did a call back or recall on all the tires.
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  Speaker 3: For Ford one. Uh, Chevy would never and.
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  Speaker 2: Then uh, there's and and so we had to go
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  Speaker 2: get all the tires. So you go get all the
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  Speaker 2: tires and then you pick them up and you take
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  Speaker 2: them to Australia. I'm in Australia. I'm going to Australia
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  Speaker 2: this week.
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  Speaker 3: It's on.
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  Speaker 2: You take them to Atlanta and then they have a
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  Speaker 2: thing and then they cut them up and you know
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  Speaker 2: whatever they do recycling, whatever recycling is.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure sure fields have like tire peloton them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, yeah, so that's where they don't know what
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  Speaker 2: to do with it, so they just put it in
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  Speaker 2: the field. Uh yeah, So what why was so hard?
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  Speaker 2: Uh So you had to go pick up all these tires.
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  Speaker 2: Water sits in the bottom of a tire, and that's
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  Speaker 2: where mosquitoes lay eggs and that's where it are. So
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  Speaker 2: the whole time you're just getting lit up of mosquitoes.
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  Speaker 2: That's just your day. I was doing this job when
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  Speaker 2: nine to eleven happened.
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  Speaker 3: That just like it was. It was remember when I
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  Speaker 3: remember when, Yeah, I remember it very well.
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  Speaker 1: You heard that Alan Jackson song. You're like, I will
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  Speaker 1: forever know where I was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And uh so I did did the mosquitoes there.
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  Speaker 2: And then we had one time we had to go
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  Speaker 2: pick up tires out of a cave. So if someone
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  Speaker 2: would pay you to come get the tires and then
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  Speaker 2: you would go recycle them and then hopefully make some profit.
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  Speaker 2: But one guy would just get the tires and then
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  Speaker 2: just go dump them in a cave, and he wasn't
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  Speaker 2: getting them recycled, so he's so he's just making straight
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  Speaker 2: profit from taking tires. Well, they found out that guy
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  Speaker 2: would ended up going to jail. And but then we
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  Speaker 2: had to go get those tires and they were all
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  Speaker 2: in a cave. So we had a backup trucks just
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  Speaker 2: in this cave and you gotta like run them up
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  Speaker 2: your chest and like bump them and then they and
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  Speaker 2: then then stack them up into the back of a
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  Speaker 2: like a is it too where you got to pick
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  Speaker 2: up fucking you see a big trick.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, oh, let's go do the shop and get
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  Speaker 4: a couple of tires. And then they're massive tractor tires.
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I don't remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't necessarily ours were all car tires because this
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  Speaker 2: was again the recall, so it was like everybody around
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  Speaker 2: here had so many tires because all these tires got recalled,
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  Speaker 2: so they everybody was like it was a big kind
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  Speaker 2: of booming business at that moment. And uh this when
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  Speaker 2: this one guy just figured like I'll just dump them
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  Speaker 2: in a cave Jesus, and we had I mean, there
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  Speaker 2: was so many tires in this cave, dude. We just
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  Speaker 2: drove backed up in there and just there's the most
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  Speaker 2: tires and you're like all right, and you.
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  Speaker 3: Just all right, I would be good at it.
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  Speaker 2: They would you you would run it up your body
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  Speaker 2: and then bounce the tire off your chest.
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  Speaker 3: How would you would it? Started the toes like you
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  Speaker 3: get the toes up a little flick you kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just kind of run it up and it's
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  Speaker 2: all in one motion and then it's probably a work.
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  Speaker 2: Now you probably pay you to get a trainer or
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  Speaker 2: make you do it. Yeah, but yeah, you just do
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  Speaker 2: it and you roll it back and then you got
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  Speaker 2: to stack the tires like kind of criss crossed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh where you found that physique of yours? Dude, that
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  Speaker 3: muscle memory.
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  Speaker 2: You have, you know, you're probably probably was a pretty strong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you're strong, like you're like, uh you know, like
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  Speaker 2: uh blue collar strong where.
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  Speaker 4: You're yeah, country boys strong, weird strength. The metior hands
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  Speaker 4: throwing the hay bales out there, they just got a
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  Speaker 4: grip like a motherfucker.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a tough job.
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  Speaker 4: Another job that'd be tough is like, uh, have you
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  Speaker 4: ever heard like college hunks and junks?
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  Speaker 3: That company? Uh No, was like two man are at
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  Speaker 3: uh truck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of like that, but like their whole
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  Speaker 1: promo of the whole thing is essentially hot college guys
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  Speaker 1: come and pick up your trash. Yeah, and we use
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  Speaker 1: them and they come in and they're like they're not hot,
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  Speaker 1: Like they're like thirty five, forty years old, Like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bad tans.
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  Speaker 3: You hired them? Oh yeah, I call them up. I
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  Speaker 3: want to see what this is all about.
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  Speaker 1: If this is your branding, you were not the guys
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  Speaker 1: on the fly when I called them out to them.
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  Speaker 2: When they get you go, y'all are not hot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what's the deal with that promise?
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  Speaker 1: The funny thing is they'll just look at all the
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  Speaker 1: trash you have and they'll go three hundred like all right,
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  Speaker 1: and they just take it and they leave.
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  Speaker 4: And that's their job. That's a wild job to have. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: no living, Yeah, for your retired one. What'd you get paid?
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know if I remember. I mean no,
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  Speaker 4: I mean nothing like uh or what you know? Enough
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  Speaker 4: I was twenty, so it's like enough to give buy
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  Speaker 4: like whatever you know you're living and I might used
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  Speaker 4: to have lived at home or you're at an apartment. I
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  Speaker 4: mean back then it was just everything was so it
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  Speaker 4: was you know, you your rent was probably four hundred
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  Speaker 4: a month or some hand in a month, like you
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  Speaker 4: had an apartment.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember being that crazy.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you were when you were twenty years old,
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  Speaker 1: you were still here. I know you guys talked about
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  Speaker 1: the last podcast, But when did you make the trip
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  Speaker 1: to New York?
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  Speaker 3: When did you decide that's where I'm going.
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  Speaker 2: For So, I moved to Chicago first, and then uh,
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  Speaker 2: because I had a buddy. We were reading water meters
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  Speaker 2: and uh Mount Joiet, and so he wanted to go
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  Speaker 2: to Second City in Chicago.
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  Speaker 3: It's where a lot of SNL people come out of it.
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  Speaker 2: Farley came out of Yeah, and so we went to Uh.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, oh, I think I want to
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  Speaker 2: start comedy. And so we went to Chicago and uh
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  Speaker 2: uh moved up there and I did that very briefly.
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  Speaker 2: Then I kind of started doing stand up and then Uh.
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  Speaker 2: There's a there's a great documentary with Seinfeld called Comedian.
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  Speaker 3: It's on Netflix.
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  Speaker 2: It's when he's like he's starting a new hour and
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  Speaker 2: so he's writing it and shows all this New York
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  Speaker 2: He's going to all these New York clubs and doing
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  Speaker 2: this stuff. And so then I saw that and when
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  Speaker 2: I saw that. It was like I got to go
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  Speaker 2: to New York and then that just went so I
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  Speaker 2: moved to New York and oh four Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We just had to Stefano on the podcast and he
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  Speaker 4: was talking about how like New York is the spot.
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  Speaker 3: There's no other place like that.
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  Speaker 1: You have to like literally run through like five thousand
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  Speaker 1: dudes to even make it out of there, because he was.
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  Speaker 4: Saying he would never move away from New York because
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  Speaker 4: it's all, yeah, you can make it out of New York.
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  Speaker 3: He is New York, He's New York. Yeah. And then
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  Speaker 3: I grew up there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't imagine Tennessee boy, and then going up
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  Speaker 1: to New York it was, Yeah, it was a lot
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  Speaker 1: like Christy's like a lot younger than me. But uh,
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  Speaker 1: I remember when he got a great dude and then
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  Speaker 1: when he came on the scene, you do you have
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  Speaker 1: to go.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best. The big saying was like go to
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  Speaker 2: New York. Uh to get good in LA to get famous.
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  Speaker 2: That's saying I heard once in that but it always
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  Speaker 2: made a ton of sense to me.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: But New York is like it is where you go
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  Speaker 2: and you're just grinding out in these comedy clubs and
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  Speaker 2: just we're all doing spots. You're all doing shows for
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  Speaker 2: five people. I mean it's a lot like the beginning
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  Speaker 2: is most of your careers in front of five six people,
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  Speaker 2: you'd be happy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you talked about how you'd stand outside and
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  Speaker 4: handoff flyers just to get a few people in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, one of your boys is performing, You're like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: come check it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's and you and you get paid in
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  Speaker 2: stage time, so you you would just do that and
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  Speaker 2: then at the end of the night you get to
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  Speaker 2: go on stage like midnight and do five minutes, and
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  Speaker 2: then you go do it and the next day.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a world, I mean, you become you.
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  Speaker 2: You just you fall in love with it because you're
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  Speaker 2: seeing like back when I did it was like you're
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  Speaker 2: seeing Bill Bird. Bill Burr's probably doing comedy ten years
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  Speaker 2: when I was h in New York at the beginning,
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  Speaker 2: and so like, but no one knows who he is
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  Speaker 2: and patersa O'Neil and all this, So you're you're you're
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  Speaker 2: like kind of like, I can't believe these dudes exist.
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  Speaker 3: How'd imagine in your world?
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  Speaker 2: Like it's a you think, like you know, if you're
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  Speaker 2: in high school and you're the top football player in
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  Speaker 2: your and then you go, oh, there's other people that
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  Speaker 2: are so good yeah, and then you like and it
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  Speaker 2: makes you love it because you go, oh, this it's
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  Speaker 2: a whole nother level, Like it's let me see if
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  Speaker 2: I can make it here, let me see if I
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  Speaker 2: can make it yeah, because you can be whatever in
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  Speaker 2: your own little small thing, but you gotta always change
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  Speaker 2: it up so then you can be like, let me
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  Speaker 2: see if I can run with these guys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm with you growing up in Bontero.
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  Speaker 4: When I went to college, I was like, oh shit, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: white guys play football.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you know, let me see I start. Yeah, let
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  Speaker 3: me see if I can run with these guys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how you have to work out for you at
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  Speaker 4: first in uh college?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you know it's intimidating. Yeah you know how it
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  Speaker 3: is absolutely yes, Like it's it's.
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  Speaker 4: Intimidating, but it's like once you get that first compliment, dude, hey,
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  Speaker 4: this white boy can play.
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  Speaker 1: That's all. Hey, you're pretty this for a white guy.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. We've we're making it out here. That's where that's.
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  Speaker 3: Why it might be one of the best athletes of
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  Speaker 3: all time. Yeah. Yeah, there's no question about it. You
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  Speaker 3: are you really think you're him at that point.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're in New York and you're sifting through this,
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  Speaker 1: you're seeing guys like Bill Burr, who wasn't Bill Burr
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  Speaker 1: at the time. How do you when you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: find your own voice, not steal from these other guys
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  Speaker 1: or not get influenced too much by being around all
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  Speaker 1: these other people all the time. Because I'm sure you
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  Speaker 1: watch a set and you're like, damn, that's shit, that
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  Speaker 1: is funny, and it's kind of up your alley of
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: humor because it's such a subjective like career. Like some
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  Speaker 1: guys you just don't think are funny.
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  Speaker 3: Some guys you do.
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  Speaker 1: Like when you see it, dude, they do a bit,
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  Speaker 1: you're like, man, how do you not steal it?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, well, steal your bit?
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't do because it's uh, their cadence is a
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  Speaker 2: big thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you can sound like them.
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  Speaker 2: So the way someone tells a joke and makes it
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  Speaker 2: funny is, uh, there's something that that's that's something that
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  Speaker 2: can get taken that. I would always talk with my
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  Speaker 2: buddy Honis about it, or he honest would always bring
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  Speaker 2: up like that's worse than stealing a joke because it's
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  Speaker 2: like you're stealing the way to tell the joke. So
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  Speaker 2: it's like the other stuff doesn't really matter. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Roan Reagan has a distinct like thing when
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: you know when, like you know when to laugh, you
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: know when to do it. David Tel does too, Yeah,
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: and so you'd have to catch yourself sounding like them.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: David Tail is a big one that when I was
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: a lot of people sounded like David Tel. I could
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: catch myself in a little rhythm of David Tel. My
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: accent would hide it, so I don't think anybody realized it,
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: but I could feel it. Like I was like, oh,
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like watching him too much, and so you gotta
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: and you don't want to start writing jokes like that,
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: because then that's when you can see a comic they
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: get too far. You're like, oh, you sound like this right, like,
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: even though you're doing jokes that are different, but you
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: sound like him.
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: And that's the part that.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: You wanna If you want to be your own voice,
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: you got to be super aware of that.
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: If you're sitting through the comments section on one of
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: your posts on Instagram, is that one of the more
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: insulting things to see is oh, you sound like so
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: and so.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: If they do uh yeah, I mean I don't know
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: if I can distinctly remember, I would have some like uh,
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: you know, people tell you they or they've heard this
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: joke before they the joke stealing thing they got all started.
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: I don't it's not as I think, as crazy as
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: people think it is, Like it wasn't. It's it's just
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: not you know, they made it into this big thing.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: A lot of times when jokes are stolen, you can
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: really look at the joke and be like, uh, it's
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: a it's not a super original idea, and you're like,
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude. I mean like I could see
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: two people coming up with this thing and you really
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: look at it like that. I mean, there's comics. There's
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: only so much we're all doing the exact same thing.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: There's only so much that anybody's doing. If you're in
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: a world that like you're single and you're going out
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: and you're drinking, well that's fifty comics that are goal
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: going out and drinking.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: So what are they gonna talk about?
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: They're go all, you're gonna all talk about the same
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: kind of things, right, So that stuff gets thrown in
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: a lot that it's you know, you're like, I don't know.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: I think it happens in movies though, something like that
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: that's over like Star Wars and Harry Potter, like any Yeah,
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: like writers in a movie, like I would say, writ
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: a TV show writer, like you could. There's stuff like
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: that that I I mean, I don't know if I could,
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: you could ever, I don't know if there's an example
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: to say it, But like that stuff you get nervous
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: about because I mean, someone writing a movie, like they
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: could just grab a joke from some comic and just.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: The joke in the com.
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: Talking like if I happen to be some writer and
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: I'm liking your stand up a story you tell, it's like, oh,
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna put this in that movie.
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or it could be influenced by it. It could be.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of things and I mean that's and
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: that's masked so much that I mean, you can't even
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: how you're gonna, you know, be like that that's my
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: joke and you're like, well they say it like.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: I want to say that that's been talked about.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: That really be wall Uh that Wahlberg's uh the Boston
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: bombing the movie Wahlberg about the Boston Boston bombers. I
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: think there's a joke about an iron or something at
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: the beginning of it, and I want to say that
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: joke might be something that's like from a comic.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: And now that I'm thinking about it, I want to
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: say it was like THEO talking about uh oh, yeah
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: it was the the show Dave right, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: But he was digesting it. I mean you could tell
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: he was alluding to it. He wasn't.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: I don't think he was being like, all this is fact,
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: because ultimately I guess.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: You you don't, right, yeah, right, But yeah, that's a
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: good point.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: You hear something he says that of yeah, and you're like,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I mean they're gonna you got the and how did
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: not say all these writers are writers are not doing
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: the majority of we're not doing it. But it's like, yeah,
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I been you know, yeah, it's like they're gonna be
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: You're gonna be influenced by you wanna hear things here.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: There's so much content now, so you're hearing stuff all
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: the time. You you might not realize like where you
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: would have possibly heard that.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the still of the joke thing seems like
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: other comment like, I mean, there was there was one
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: reference like I was a big dang Cook guy growing up.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I was like right around my middle school time and
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Dan Cook we.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: All loved it. We all loved him.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: There was a big time where people were like, Dan
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Cook stole a joke, the same joke as Lewis c
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: K told.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: About having a kid.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have a kid right now, but when he
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: has a kid, he's gonna name something ridiculous, like just
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: the one letter five of them and then he like allegedly,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I haven't really looked too much into it, so I'm
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: kind of just speaking out of pocket here, But Dane
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: just changed the letter essentially and did his like his
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: cadence and all that, because they're totally different comments.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think there's another like his itchy butthole or
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: something was another joke like that, and it was, uh yeah,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I mean I remember all that stuff going on, Amy Schumer.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I was around Amy a lot, and people would blame
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: but it's like, I just it's some of it you're
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, the Dane and the Louis thing. I look,
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean maybe they did, it's uh,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: and they maybe subconsciously did it. I don't know if
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I just find it hard to believe people are like
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: on purpose doing this stuff. Yeah, not saying that's right
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: to subconsciously do it, like you should somewhat try to check,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: but it's overall you're like, I don't know, dude, Like
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: they're not comics, are not just taking each other said
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: where you gonna go do this?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: You know? Yeah, where you're gonna get caught. You're gonna
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: get especially.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Now with And then the thing that was frustrating is
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: it makes it then everybody like, so if you have
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: a joke similar to someone else, someone's like, do you
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: steal that joke from that person? You're like, no, dude,
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: we're all talking about the same thing. Like, no one's
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: stealing a joke. They're just people are talking about stuff.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: It usually goes to you gotta look at what the
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: joke is to be like, is it that original of
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: an ideah?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: And a lot of times it's not.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: And then it's like something that's kind of like there's
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: jokes out there where you're like, I think I've heard
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: my uncle say that joke. You know that person's not
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: stealing that joke. It's like just telling kind of a
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: hacky joke. Japi, are you catching all that rain in
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: the headphones?
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: I keep seeing Garrett look back and forth and stuff
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: You just you hear the rain get even harder, and
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: you're just like, fuck the one hour we're getting Nate on. Yeah, perfect,
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: as he's telling a story.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: You just hear it get louder and louder.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when uh, just make sure the tornado doesn't Yeah,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: we don't need that.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we definitely do not need that in our lives.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Do you catch that? It's absolutely going off. There's like
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: flood warnings the median. Do you ever get just tired
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: of being funny?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Like when you're doing you're like, you know, you kind
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: of fall in love with it in New York and
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: you're grinding through it and even now it's just like
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: you're just you've blown up. Like as a comedian, I've
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: always I don't know why I never asked him, but
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I'm just thinking, do you guys just ever get tired
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: of just being like everybody every room I step into,
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I'm expected to be funny.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you have to be on that's the
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: part of that's hard, but I think you all would
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: experience that. You know, how many times you got to
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: feel like you're on? So when you go out to
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: a public event, when you go to something or like
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: that kind of thing, or you meet people and like
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: it's it's the being on is the thing that gets exhausting.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: That's for anybody.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, people could feel that if they go to
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: work and they feel like they have to kind of
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: be like, all right, I got to turn it on
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: a little bit.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I gotta be better. You know, we're gonna die about
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: this fucking funny.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: That like out of this stuff we're in like a garage.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: All stuff that I don't think you're supposed to be
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: in inside of a storm is we're in a garage
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: and you're like, all right, well that you should be
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: in there, but at least you're not in a bus
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: inside of it. You're like, oh, we're in a bus,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: one of the old buses that look like it's driving
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: around trying to be struck by lighting.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, we're in danger right now. We are
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: in danger.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: The being on thing, the being on things true because
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: anytime you come across like fans and everything else, you
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: want them to be like, you know, you don't want
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: to like let people down or all of a sudden
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: you're like an ass on that You're like, you know
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: that you're fucking not even.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it only takes one bad impression for them
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: to be off you forever.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, you know, you meet somebody and it's you.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: It's either you or not you.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: So like usually when you meet if someone meets someone
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: famous and they're kind of stand office whatever, you're like, yeah, man,
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: that person's probably like that in real life. Yeah, And
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: otherwise it's yeah, it's like the crowd and the audience
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: should not feel my tiredness or my whatever.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Like that's not on them to do any of that stuff. Ye.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: So there's like little moments like that, But I mean
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think I ever feel with an audience. You
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: feel it with like, you know, the business side of
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: sometimes just because you're like the audience you're like grateful
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: for because that's the reason you're here. Sometimes you gotta
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: go do the business.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Side of things, and then you're like yeah, but business
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: side you can like kind of turn it on and off.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I feel like the the being on thing is like
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: when you're just walking somewhere and someone's like, hey, I
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: like you for this, and then you feel like, okay,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I have to make sure this person has a good expltperience.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: That way, it's like the move It Forward or what's
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: that movie? Hey, everything paying Forward? And then just like
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: one person tells two people, it's like, we got to
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: make sure yeah, yeah, this person's happy with their experience
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: and move on. If that happens too many times, that's
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: when it kind of gets a little draining.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Be nice and the mid of that's what's so that's
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: the easiest part about it. It's really a lot easier
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: just to be nice and move on. And it's like,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: it is funny if you someone that doesn't want to
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: be like that, you're like, well you make it much
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: harder bout being kind of mean.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you could just be nice and it would move
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: very quickly. No doubt.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Has there ever been a person that you've like kind
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: of looked up to and then you meet him and
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: you're like, fuck, don't meet your hero type thing. You
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: brought up one person that universally seems like people are.
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Not a huge fan of that's Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah. I
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: so I've only been I've talked to him once.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I'm a giant Seine Fold fan, so I I still
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: want to go to so I don't have. There was
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: a lot of people that have said that they didn't
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: he can be kind of staying office er.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: He can be and they would be that with comics
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: and stuff like that.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't look at that too much somebody
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: because the year he's sixty something years old, like doing
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: comedy for forty years or more.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Uh So some.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Of that I look at, like, yeah, does he want
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: to talk to Like I mean, I'm an open micer
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: to him, Like you know, he's done comedy so much
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: longer than me.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Like not that I'm an open by, but you know
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: what I mean.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Like it's like you're so if you were having talking
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: to some seventh grader about being aligneman or something like
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: playing football, you'd be like, what do we go to
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: talk about?
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Dude? Like I don't, I can't, you're too new.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: So sometimes like I think of it like that, like
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: people were like, ah, he wasn't not like comics specifically,
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: could think like I I didn't like the way he left,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: and you're like, what do you want him to do?
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Like just I don't know like that. So I've had
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: no Luis c K.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I thought I had a little bit with when I
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: first started.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Now it's not.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously he's come back down to reality a
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: little bit. Uh, it happens, a little bit happens a
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: little bit.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Have you heard Pete Davidson's a bit about that he
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: talks about I guess, Uh, Louisy K was hosting SNL
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: and then Pete Davidson got high and he was walking
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: through to go to the elevators, and like luisy K
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: caught up with him and he was like, hey, stop
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: getting high. You're ruining your fucking life. Blah blah blah blah,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: like kind of dug into him. Yeah, and Pete so high'
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: is like that didn't happen. There's no way that actually
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: just happened. And the next day, whoever, who's the guy,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: is it Lauren that Lauren's like no, yeah, he calls
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Pete into the office and essentially it's like people have
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: done coke here before, Like just I guess, don't let
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Louisy K smoke. And then his whole bit is going
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: into so you'd be so happy when I found out
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: on one great day that he was jerking off in
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: front of ladies and stuff like that, and it's a
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: it's a pretty funny deal.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like he uh, Louie's been I have like now,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: it's not been back when I was when I I
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: remember I opened for him once a long time ago,
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: and uh, he was just kinda like, I don't know,
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: he was just I mean like at one point Louis
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: was on top of the world, like, so, you know,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: we're in New York, like, I mean, he is the
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: biggest comic on the planet, and and it would come
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: off sometimes you can meet him and he'd be kind
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: of like jerkier, like you know, just not nice, not
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: being nice, and you're like, you know, and you're a
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: young comic and you're just thinking, like I'm just said,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I'm nobody, dude, Like just I'm not in you know,
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to have You're trying to get out
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: of his way. You're trying to do all these things,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: and he would just you know, everybody would just say,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: like you I brought him up on stage and you'd
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: be like, all right, everybody York started to see your
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: headliner tonight, please welcome Louis C. K like, and then
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I brought him on stage and he's like, don't introduce
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: me like that and look in a weird way, there's
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: a valid point and to be like they are there
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: to see him. I don't really need to say anything
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: but please welcome Louis c K. But the other side
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: of it, I've been doing comedy six years at this point,
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. I'm nervous, like like
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: it was part of you, like, why don't you think
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: about the situation that we have. I'm getting I can't
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: believe I'm here. I can't believe I'm getting to go
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: up in front of you. Uh, this is it's a
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: sold out room. I've never been in front of a
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: sold out room.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of things playing into it. So you're
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: like there was like that kind of stuff with Louis
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: where he would just like say to you.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Like, what do you want me to do? Dude? How
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: do you how'd you introduce him? You just where you're like,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: all right, y'a excited, you know I'm from.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: You're like giving his credits and all this stuff, and
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: it's just like, you don't sell my credits. You don't
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: they know who they're here to see which is true,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: and that makes you don't need to say it like yeah,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: but it would just be like he come tell you that,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: but in like kind of an aggressive way, and you're like, Louis,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do, dude, I know, I'm
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: so nervous about this whole experience. I just don't want
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: you to be mad. Yeah yeah, like I and you're
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: mad clearly, and then now I don't know nothing.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: He's that mad.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: But it's just being like, just be regular, man, Just
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: be normal. You don't even say I don't even know
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: the green room, like I'm trying my best. I'm trying
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: to like, hey, I'm just doing whatever I can do.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I did a joke and then he went up and
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: made fun of my joke, and that made me so mad.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I was so mad about this. I was so mad
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: about this for a long time because it was just
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: like it was like, dude, we're nobody's man. I'm I'm
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I got paid seventy five dollars that night, like I
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: think for hosting, so pray seventy five bucks. That's it,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: and I'm fine, and I it's I would do that,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: would do that game for free.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: But you're like, what do you I'm again, I'm not,
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: I'm just so.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: When you got off the stage, he came up and
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: made funny make fun of the yah. I was pretty
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: upset about that.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: You remember the joke. Yeah, it was a joke.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: The joke I had about, uh uh, if if I
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: don't have a gun in my house, I have like
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: a knife or something in my next to my bed.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: So if my if I but I have my wife
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: sleep next to the door so if someone broke in,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I can shove her at it or and then it
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: was something like that joke I'm not great at memory,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: and then other ones that would I take a bullet
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: for my wife? That was it, and I was like
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: and I said yes, because how could I ever take
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: a bull? That's pretty fast, you know for a gun
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: to be You can't like hear a gun go off
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: and jump in front of it. It would hit her
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: so quick. So you're like, I just would say, yeah,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I will take a bullet. I'll take a bull for
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: anybody because I'm never gonna be able to get in
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: front of that bullet.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: And that was like kind of the joke.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: And then he was like, well, you stand in front
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: of him when the person holds a gun.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: You didn't get in front of her.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: He like just like he described it the way like
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: my wife would describe it and make it like not fun,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: like why you have Like your parent would just be like, well,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's going to work like that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, it's a joke. We're just trying to
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: have fun. She just knows the whole crowd's gonna laugh
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: because it's.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: They laugh like then making fun of me, and then
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: you're like and then you're just like sitting there like
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm twenty seven years old, Like.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Why would you? What do I have to do with anything?
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Like, please leave me out of this. Yeah, you're I'm
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: just doing a spot, dude, I'm hosting. Hannibal is supposed
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: to be on that show too, Burst and he didn't
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: even show up to the first show and uh he
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: was hosting and then like that was mad at that.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you that was mad at the whole night,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: snowballs me.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm here, Yeah, we Hannimal didn't show up
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: like I did.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Like a little more time, yeah, because handle want to
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: show up and you're still making fun of me. This
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: was Hannibal is like starting to because I started with
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Hannibal and Hanbal was like you started writing for U
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: and l At this point he was on thirty Rock
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I think, or writing for thirty Rock. Man hands great
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: and so he was like starting to like really kind
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: of blow up and we were and I was just,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: you know, still at the bottom. So I didn't care
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: for the whole thing. But now it's been fine. I've
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: never told Loui that. But while I would hopefully watches
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: the show show up, You're like texta, Hannibal, did you
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: know this is gonna happen?
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Well you guys had it out for me. Huh yeah, Hannibal. Well,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Hannibal was late because of thirty Rock. But I remember
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I just remember thinking, why, like I'm the one here, yeah,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: and I'm just getting trashed.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: If I wasn't here, there be no one else but
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: you on the show.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you're just saying it to Hannibal. He
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: was excited. Hannimals on the show. Hannibal was like again
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: starting to kind of rise and do good. So it
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: was like it was cool to have Hannibal.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: Or you thinking your head at the time, I'm never
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: doing this again. No, I mean I you would use that.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: I mean honestly, I would use it for like I
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: hate this dude, and like I will make sure he
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: knows me right, like you honestly not to act like
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: a brag or anything, but in your head at the moment,
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I would always just flip it to like, all right,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I will be positive that you know. And he would
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: never Louis would never remember any of this, as he
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: probably shouldn't. He shouldn't remember it. I was really there's
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: no reason he would know me at the time, you
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like, I don't expect, but these
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: are moments that I would use. I would be I
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: was so mad about the situation. And then you're like,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: all right, all right, well then this is where I'm
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: at in comedy. So I need to be get to
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: a level that like I'm not gonna get treated like this,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: And so you just use that drive to like chip
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: on your shoulder.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, telling yourself whatever you can whatever.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, make sure that hey, people will know some day.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: But I'm laugh now.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some other person could probably look at that situation
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: and be like, dude, he like said he liked you,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: and Mabe he was making a funny joke at the
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: beginning about you. It was all very sweet. In my head.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: It's like, I mean, it's armageddon. I'm like, right, But
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: someone else could be like, no, well he was being nice.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Like I could have read
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: the whole situation wrong. Yeah, but I did, and I
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: read it the way I read it, and then you
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: just like kind of go all right, we'll grint it.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: You know, man, I wonder what you were feeling during
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: his like whole what if he did an hour or whatever,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: just kind of sitting there and slowly like that seed
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: of anger started. Oh by the end of that hour,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: it had to be a full plant, Like you had
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: to be fucking ready.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I mean I think I did
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: one more show. We're doing a show for his school,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: for his daughter's school, like a fundraiser. Uh so, uh
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: because he was at We're at Carolines, and he wouldn't
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: be because I mean he's at this point, he's doing
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: massive square garden, so he's just doing this for a
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: fundraiser and uh so, yeah, I mean it all built in.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I mean I sit there and watch him though too
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: like him obviously he's he's unreal. Like it was like,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: you know, you're sitting there watching me and that's you know,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: that's part of you that it hurts. It's like because
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: it's like the dude you're like sitting there going like
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: that's the main guy.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: Like Burr, I always had much.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Burr was very nice to me and would say things
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: and like be very so you just would have like
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: little parts of you know where who you got treated
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: by this person. And I'm not trying to reflect on
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: what they are now or anything, but it was like
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: these were little things that you'd be like, they really
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: stick with you.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who's somebody now might be Bill Burr, but who
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: are who are? Who is a comic or a couple
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: of comics that have been like the most encouraging that
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: you actually think about back then when you're younger and
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: building these chips on your shoulders and people have kind
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: of pulled you aside or given you any kind of
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: advice or something where it's like, man, this really stuck
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: with me. This this comic might have no idea, Bill Burr,
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: this stuck with me throughout my entire career.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Burr was. Burr was a big one because Burr,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I rememberer. Uh he told me. Uh it was at
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Carolines and uh because we go watch Burr like before
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: he blew up, and he'd be like you could go
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: sit in the back of the room and watch because
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: it wasn't sold out. And then I remember the next
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: year it was it was like they wouldn't even let
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: us come in the room because it was too sold out.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: And like so but Burr like when you just when
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: he knew your name, when he like he knew he
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: knew you, and uh, it was it was a really
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: big deal. And then I remember him saying like, look it,
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: uh it takes the route that guys let us go.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: It takes us a long time, but you gain fans,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: and you gain fans for life. And I remember, and
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: I always thought about that throughout my whole career, like
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: how like you know, like this build up it take.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I've been common twenty years and uh, it's all just
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: like a slow like kind of just always going up.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Not a bad thing, but it can be frustrating. It
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: doesn't happen as fast as another one some one said
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: was like it's not as it's not as fast as
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: you want, but quicker than you think like and so
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: you have these moments that just like it kind of
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: takes a slow kind of thing and you got to
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: just kind of grind it out. And so yeah, Burr
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: was a big part of that. At Mayor Marin was
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: very nice to me and uh foul and obviously to
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: do a lot of stuff for me, and uh so
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: there's just a world of people that end up, you know,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: doing things that are very they're just nice to you
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: or there they see it and they go like, you know,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: this dude's like the real deal, and you're you know,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: you just need that little confidence that right.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Then, that like a little bit of yeah yeah, yeah.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you want the validation from your peers. I mean
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: that's all that really matters, is uh what other comics. Yeah,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: that's that's the beginning that you feel like what do
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: they think of us?
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Is that process different though? When you like you've been
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: doing it for twenty years, you see a guy's been
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: doing it for maybe five or six years and they're
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: trying to accelerate their career. Do you ever sit with
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: those guys like, hey, just take your time, Like some
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: dudes are you know, trying to do too much too early.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I think a lot.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I think sometimes people can do they can go too
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: they can do too much stuff. That's like, uh, you
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: know they're like, I'm gonna do sketches, i wanna do
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: a podcast, I'm gonna do stand up, I'm gonna do
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: impro like and it's like, well, go be great at
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: one thing. If you can be great at one thing,
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: you can do all the other things. But you have
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: to you can't just be kind of fine at a
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: bunch of things. You need to really learn how to
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: be great at one thing. And that's then you know
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: how to be great at other things because you know
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: what it takes to become great or really good at
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: one thing. So I think soon as like younger comics
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: can spread them stuff out and there there's too much
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: stuff that they're trying to do.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Uh, so you can see.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: That I'm a big like younger comics like, I'm a
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: big I'm a big act person. Like there's a lot
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: of crowd work stuff. Look, I know people can do crowdworks.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: It's easiest to post content on social media's the crowd
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: work and stuff like that. But I'm a creating an
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: act is a If you can create an act it's uh,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: it's it's it's the best thing you can do, and
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: it's it's the most reliable, and it's Uh when people
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: come see you in d a live show, they I
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: mean they want to see an act.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: They want to see a whole kind of thing.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: And stand up is in such a great spot right
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: now where like we're doing arenas and they're doing there's
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: a lot of comics doing arenas and doing these big
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: kind of venues and uh, stand ups in a pretty
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: wonderful spot. And you know, guys are selling out and
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: doing big things, and so it's you want them to
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: be like the exhausting part. You gotta create. You got
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: to create an act. You gotta constant use stuff coming
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: uh coming up with stuff on the fly. Like you
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: look at like Shane, like I know they are, you
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: know with Shane Gillis, Like Shane gils Is, Like I
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: haven't seen someone like Shane in a long time. And uh,
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: he's he's unbelievable as a comedian and like seeing him
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: like I know his what his next special is going
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: to be, and it's like it's gonna be great, and
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: he's I've i mean, I've seen the hour he's run.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: I didn't see the taping.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah we saw was Dudeah, I I really I think
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: it's feel the smiles creeping up on our faces the
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: minute you said Shane like we means the I mean,
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: so Shane is yeah, like I mean, I, uh, Shane's
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: I wasn't really there when Shane was there.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I don't. I think I was gone. I've been a
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: comedy forever.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Shane's Like Shane's also reminder how old I am, Like
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: when you used to realize, like, I mean, he's been
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: a comedy for a little bit now, and uh, he
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: was just he was like I remember hearing about him
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: when he first came out. He would go out with
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Dan Soder a lot in another comic. That's an unbelievable comedian. That's, Uh,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: SODA's really hitting the road now. Soda is a great
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: comedian that if you go watch, like me and Soda
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: are very close friends, and like he's friends with Mike McDaniels.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: There is and uh, but SODA's like was doing the
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Bonfire with Big Jay and uh then now he's doing comedy,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: He's really going to go hit the road really hard.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: So Soda, like that's what you got to do like
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: you got to go on the road and you got
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: to just stay in these and build this stuff up.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: And if you build these are guys that if you
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: build these acts, and they will because they their acts
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: are gonna be you start producing hours. If you look
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: at Louis or Carlin or Chris Rocker all this kind
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: of stuff, you know, you're you're you're building these hours
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: that you can go specials. Gaffkin's just putting out a
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: new special. It's I think it's coming out this week maybe,
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: uh it's his tenth hour. It's you know how hard
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: it is to write ten hours of material. It's basically impossible.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: There's no one that's really that you know, that can
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: do it. The limited amount that can do it is
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: it's a very small group.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: And uh so it's.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Like, go try to be in that group, Like that's
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: what that's what I look at like, stim try to
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: be in that group to go produce stuff. That's why
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: I think some people get it's it's hard to do,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: it's tiring. Uh and so then you can flip into
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: slide into this other stuff where it's like whether it
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: be like if your whole act becomes I'm not trying
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: to crack.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Some people are so great at craftwork.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: But if your whole act becomes that, then and it's
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: like you're not really creating, you know, it's like you're
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: just I think you get stuck. Versus if you build
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: an act. I think an act can go because people
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: want to go watch the show. I mean, you can't
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: go really watch in an arena and just be like
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: sitting in the top watching a guy get made fun of,
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: you know, in the front row. That's not gonna come
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: across as fun for that person up at the top.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: So it's always as big as it can get, I think,
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: And so like the ones that are creating the act, because.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: You're never actually like working on something, yeah, I knowing
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: your next show, thinking you can not like write I
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: don't know, I'm assuming like you're just not writing things
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: down or trying to work on bits and be like
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go take it here.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: You're just leaning on the fact that you can do
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: crowd working.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: You can go sit and like yeah, and I mean
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: that stuff's super fun. I mean it's like I and
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: guys are really really great at Big Jay Orgerson's. Big
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Jay's one of the funniest people I've ever met in
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: my entire life, and he's the best and he does
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: all like he does it and not.
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: And it it.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: But Big Jays can tell stories and he's so great
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: at stories and all this stuff.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: So it's U. I always to people think I'm trying.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I trash crowd work more than most people, but I'm
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: I just see with young girl. I just hope that
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: some still like. That's why I was so great seeing Shane.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: And like when I saw Shane for the first time,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: I came he came to his aenies and I went
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: down and watched him before I really knew him, and
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: but I've heard about him. We've kind of like said
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: what's up. And I watched him and I was like,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: oh man, this is crazy, dude, this is like and
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: it was and I got very excited because it was like, yeah, yeah, dude,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Like this is this Dude's gonna be you know, obviously
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: he's super funny in this situation all that, but he
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: has an act and he goes up with an act
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: and goes out and destroys. I mean we saw him
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: in Charleston and uh it was like, dude, I mean
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: they stand up and you could just get a standovation immediately,
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: like you saw, people are so excited to see him,
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: and he's so fun and funny, and it just feels different,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: and it's like it doesn't feel serious, and I think
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: comedy's going that way back that way, which is a
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: good thing.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Where it's comedy that's like.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Being like, yeah, dude, I'm not No one's trying to
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: tell you what to do or you know, Shane's not
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: telling you how to vote. He's not telling you how
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: to do any of this stuff. It's like just being
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: funny and like anybody can watch it. Anybody can like
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: just you know, it's like I'm just having fun, man,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: not everybody, not everybody.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: I had a clothes boyd Yeah, he's the boy.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: But we saw his stand up in Austin and shortly
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: after he came on the bus for the first time.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: We really didn't know about Shane, like we knew I
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: got fired from SNEL. You know, he's a comedian on
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: the up, and we're like, hey, we're excited to have him.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: He crushed it on the podcast. He was so funny.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: So then we took the time to like go watch
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: his YouTube special in Austin and it is I'm like,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I'm by myself, laughing my ass off. And so I
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: go to Arizona and see this family that I lived with. Yeah,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: and one day like the dad is you know fox
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: News dad, he's a Fox News dad and his bit
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: about Fox News dade.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: I was like, hey, you've got to watch.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: His stand up and I put it on, and in
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: the first five minutes is him essentially making a fun
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: of Fox.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: News dads and like the Wall and all that, and
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: I'm laughing. Still.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: It's like the fourth or fifth time I've watched it,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: and he doesn't laugh, doesn't make a noise, and he
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: just grabs the controler and goes, let's watch something else,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: and then it turns it off without taking a vote
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: from anybody else.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I thought, man, you got to open up, you got
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: to open it up a little bit, bro. I told
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: him that a dozen times, like you've got to rewatch it.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: But then I'll rewatch it, and then I'll hear the
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Trump stuff and I'm like, hey, maybe he shouldn't watch it. Yeah,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: maybe he shouldn't into your gay yo. He does sit
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: down your gay bro.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: The military bit that he does with the Taliban when
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: people get to see that you were with him in
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Zanies a couple of weeks ago, right, Yeah, I bet
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: the people at Zany's were so fired up because he
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: had hit us up.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: It was after Beer Olympics.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a hey after Yeah, the day after we're recovering,
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: he's like, hey, Nate and I are gonna we're gonna
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: go on a Zanies at like nine thirty or ten
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: thirty or something like that.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, man, like I'm out, Like y'all
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: had a pretty big day.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like I was fucking hurt. Bro, he was
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: bruised up, probably prime telling you about. He kept showing us,
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: He kept showing us his body. That's more on him though,
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: But I saw him because you.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: Tackled in the photo.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like you're it's like, y'all just don't like realize,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: like because Shane's big too, but he's not like strong
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: like y'all, and so I feel like he gets meat.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: It's like a big dog. Like it's a dog that
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: you're like that tries to play with them and then
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: you're like, well, I don't know if i'd play with
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: he goes, don't go, don't go full on.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: You don't have this laboratory retrieve. Yeah, show on Instagram
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: man just being on top of Shane and because it's
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: started off if him, like you know, he gets there,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: he seems very unenthusiastic to be there.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: He's like, we're gonna get buried.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Whatever it is, what it is he gets, he does
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: one chug, like the first event was was a chug,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: and then after that anytime he lost an event, be
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: behind me and will just talking ship, like you guys
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: are pet hosts.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: You guys are nasty quick being that they're all laughing
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: at you. I'm gonna remind you they're all laughing at
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: you when you chug you.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: I go in one of my one of the rooms
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: and he's there talking ship, sitting on a chair and
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: he's like, you dude, you're a pussy dude.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I'll beat your ass right now.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: So I start wrestling him, and the whole rest of
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: the day like turned into that.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: And then he's talking about all the bruises.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: It's like, but you gotta get out in the sun
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: if you don't want a bruise like that, Like he
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: literally has michelin Man type of skin.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Is that what you have to do?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you gotta weather it up
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: a little bit, right, Is that what you have to do?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I think I do well. You say older dudes. You
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: see older dudes, You're like, what does their skin look like?
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Leather?
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Leather's tough, it's durable, it's reliable. It's like the
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Chevy Silverado.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: If you don't ever go out in the sun like
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: one little hey, how you doing a little slap on
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the lake, there's gonna be a welt there. Luckily Will
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: got some nice thighs and he's got a little sun
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: tent on there.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Shane Shane just welted up easy to like that. I've
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: never heard anything like that.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: It's just it's like, well, you know, want bruises, just
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: get on the sun right there, just jumping the city a.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Little bit and then bruised.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: That's all you got.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Do you just make that up?
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: It's like, did essentially make that out? But it gotta
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: makes sense when you really think about it. I guess
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: it does. Chandler on me, dude, Michael Chandler. I mean
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: he could stand up on this bus, no problem. I
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: have plenty of room, little or guy. But he wrestled
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: me in the pool and I almost drowned about six times,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: and then the rest of the day it was like
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: he was.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Being Yeah, he's a little bit pool. It was his
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: right hand man.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: It was his guard so strong. Oh, dude, Fandler is
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: just and the best, due, the nicest guy.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: You're way too nice to be in the octagon like that.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Yeah, he's a wild thought. Yeah, but
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: he like enjoys it.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: We were at his, uh his house for Labor Day
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: weekend last year, and his pool is like four feet deep.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's the late night.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Everyone's been drinking a little bit and I see somebody
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: something dive into the pool, but their feet don't go
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: in the water, so he essentially dove in the pool
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: and hits his face and comes up. And I'm in
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: the middle of a conversation with somebody. I look back and hey, Mike,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: did you just hit your face on the floor of
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: the pool. And he's like no, no, He's like laughing,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: just having a good and then all of a sudden,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: his face just starts bleeding everywhere, and I'm like, you
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: gotta go wipe your faces, like, don't tell my wife,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: don't tell my wife. And I was like, she's gonna fine,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: look at you. She's gonna find you. Look like you
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: just got done with a fight from forehead to chin
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: road rash. And he's like helped me out of the pool.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: So I literally grabbed him by his hips, like right
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: like here. I just remember thinking, he's just a fucking
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: dense ball of muscle. That's all this fucking dude is.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: He's just so goddamn strong. Yeah, he's so strong. Yeah,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: and then he takes my big ass and throws me
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: around the pool like a child.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I was humbled. It was a humbling experience for me.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: I forgot that would be.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: That would be the people always wondered, like a fight
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: would be like you and him with your sighs, even
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: anything else.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: But if I had any training, I'm sure there'd be
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: more of an evil fight.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no training, right me? Yeah, no, I'm getting bank. Yeah,
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: he's gonna absolutely tae me.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: I've wrestled himsh Yeah, we were.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: In the Oxygen one time. I did sneak him with
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: a spinning backfist.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Luckily for him, I stopped because my the awareness, but
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: that would have probably taken him out, would take him out.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: But he's got He takes me to the ground, it's
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: over and he's gonna get to these legs be not
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: an issue at all.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: He's excited about it.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: No, Yeah, he sees these little sticks and he's like,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take advantage.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah for sure. Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: But the whole whoever was at Zany's, I mean that
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: was a surprise, right.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so we.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Did, Uh, we were hanging out because I knew he
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: came down because I talked to Shane quite a bit,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: like Shane's going uh not that I just like talking
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: to him because he's I mean, he's I think he's
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: very funny and then like he's just where he's at
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: in his career and he's starting to like really, I
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: think after this next special, I mean, Shane's going to
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: really be uh one of the top touring acts. I
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: mean he already is a very top touring act. He's
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: gonna be one of the top. And so he's a
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: good dude and just uh so we were just in town.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: So we were hanging out just that day and then
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I was like I kind of was I've been kind
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: of wanting to go up, uh and then I was
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: like you want to go up? And then He's like yeah,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: So we were like let's just see and then so
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: we you know, it was I won the people I
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: don't think expected me and Shane to do.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: And then so we just called Zani's and they were
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: like yeah, and they put on selling and sold out immediately,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: which we both you never get used to that.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: You're both like in your head like is this gonna
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: sell it? Like you think like there's no way you
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: thought that. Sweet, you have a moment, dude.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: You just you know, when you put yourself out there
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: a little bit and you're like, what if it doesn't
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: like imposter syndrome. Yeah, like yeah, and you think like
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: you're like, all right, me and Shane gonna do a show.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: And then everybody's like we're good. I mean because it
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: was in let me make a call at like four
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: thirty and the show's at nine or nine thirty.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: How quickly did it sell out? I think in fIF
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: in like ten minutes or it was like it was like.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, if you're going yeah, yeah, when you're in Nashville,
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: you have to catch that.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: You're fired the fuck up getting to watch Shane and you.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: It was I want to do it again because it's
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: like the people that I, uh, we went in there.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Actually we had did some work I needed to. I
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: needed to like kind of run my hour and like
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: pull something. I needed to just figure out some time
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: stuff with my hour, and then Shane just went up there.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: And but we went up there together at the end.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: And that's what I think people like the most is
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: just me and him on stage hanging out and talking
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: and so I mean we talked about we want to
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: do it again, like it was because we both really
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: enjoyed it, and uh, I really like him, and uh
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: he's and he's a great I mean, he's a truly great, great.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Comment possibility you guys tour together now, I mean, the
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: only thing I'm clean.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: So it's like I couldn't the audience that comes to me,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: even though a lot of people that would see me
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: love Shane, but I wouldn't. I mean, I my kids
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: can come to my show, like it's all ages. So
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: it's I wouldn't want to put that much, you know,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: like someone if that's our part of being clean, you
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: kind of on your own. And the fact that like
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: there's only so many I mean the comics that bring
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: out with me, not that they're all they're not all
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: clean outside of me, but they have to be clean
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: when they come to my shows. So uh, outside of that,
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: it's it's like kind of hard to be like because
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: it's like my crowds are I just can't.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: I just really can't do it.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: But so it's like that's why a situation like that
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: where we just like kind of pop on last minut
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: it yeah, is because then, you know, I think it's
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: people that are comedy fans and.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Right, they completely understand that this is like an anomaly
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: of Nate and shit coming out there.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: It's not like there's versus like, you know, I might
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: have an entire my real show, Like there's be an
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: entire family comes, bring your grandparents, the grandchildren, and I'm
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: gonna be like, they're ready for Shane, and I think
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: they think we'll find Shane very funny. But they also
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: might be like, we didn't expect to hear all those words.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, we had that situation this past weekend
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: with what Kittlefest and Laser.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah who uncle Laser is? I think I've heard his name.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: He's a he's a comedian out of Austin, Texa's Yeah,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: he's hilarious And I went and saw him at Zany's
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, and it's all, you know, pussy
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: eating ass.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: It's as dirty.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: As a gat mom jokes young gun like yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: So Kittle meets Laser at Beer Olympics and reaches out
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: to Lasers like, hey, I have Kittlefest coming up. Would
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: you like to come to it and do some stand
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: up like ten minutes? And Laser's like absolutely, I'll go.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: And so once I caught wind of this, I caught
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: wind of it at the party, and I have seen
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: his stand up and it's you know, me and Will
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: are there, A bunch of our friends are there, but
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: there's also his aunts, his uncles, his grandparents, like there's
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: an older crowd as well, buttoned up wearing their Sunday
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: best type of stuff at a frat party.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: Essentially, I told him I was like, brother, have you
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: heard Laser's stand up?
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: He's like, no, Yo, all right, okay, and he's the
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: first person to go up, and dude, it was probably
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: the most mixed review thing I've ever watched in my
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: life because there's like me and Will.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Are literally like probably standing there like smiling doing this.
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: So I mean, it's funny.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: Spur a crowd that's you know RiPPs Marlboroughs and wears Nascar,
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like it's you're not scared
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: of hearing the language, but then some people are can
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: be surprised at how dirty something can actually get.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, brings out us harmonica that talks about one's the
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: pussy and one's the ass, and that's how he learned
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: to eat out chicks.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: And I'm just looking at the.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Grandma and she's like, oh yeah, she's looking like leans
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: over her husband, like did we He's got.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: The harmonica playing that.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: It gets him out of They can just get you harmonica,
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: It was so funny because he didn't hold back, He
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: didn't look at the crowd and go I should probably
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: tighten a couple of things up.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: He went full boored right into it, no doubt that,
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I fully believe. His eyes glazed over and he knew
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: the situation he was in. He's like, I just gotta
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: fucking get through this. Yeah, you gotta run.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean some of you get You're like, it
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: is what you do. So it's like just go do
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: what you do. And then you know, they either get
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: they laugh or they won't. What was the choice for
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: you to go clean. I just started that way, like, uh,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: it was just how you know, grows from the South,
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Southern Christian, Like, well, I wasn't allowed to watch anything
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: that stuff like that, and so my uh yeah.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: We saw that we were watching some of your bits
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: before that ship was hilarious.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah it wasn't.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I mean I wasn't allowed to watch And there's so
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: many movies I've missed because I just was never allowed
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: to watch them and never watched up. Yeah, and I
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: still I know, uh, I never watched it. When we
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: weren't allowed to watch Simpsons, that was a big deal.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: When I was young Simpsons came out. It was like
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: because bart was like against authority, Like it's like a
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: lot of parents didn't like that.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: It was like this kid, did your dad watch the Simpsons?
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, one be like Sunday night football is over, Simpsons,
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: come on.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah no.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: It was yeah, it was just very I mean, I
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I just when I grew up, it was just a lot.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: It was just different.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: There was the South was pretty strict and like what
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: you could do, I mean, you couldn't dance or I
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: went to Donaldall Christian Academy that they did.
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: We didn't have a problem.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: We had like a banquet, and then you couldn't dance
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: because it was like dancing was not and it wasn't
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: like the parents don't believe dancing is bad. They believe
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: dancing is bad. But it's like you just would have
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: you know back then, I mean an eighty year old
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety seven that she thinks dancing is bad.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: So you're kind of like not doing it to be
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: like kind of you.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: Can get a little space, leave some room for the lord. Yeah,
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: you just go, well we would we could, you could go.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: The parents with then they would rent out of room
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: and then everybody could have like a more of a
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: prom dance kind of after you would do a banquet,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: like it's kind of a proper thing for like, you know,
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: those older people to be like we're not you know,
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: and then you go do the dance thing after.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was you know.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: So it's like I grew up. You just grew up
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: in under those like, uh standards. So it's like I
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: just started. I just started clean and then uh, I
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: was always clean and and then you know, once you
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: start it's like kind of just the only way I
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: go now dide.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: You've had a glow up about you.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: I remember seeing you in NASCAR and you had that
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: your haircuts not that way, but you were laced up
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: with a skin fade.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, compared to years past.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: I mean your stand up a couple of years ago,
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: the way you were a couple of years ago. You've
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: aged very well. Your skin I've noticed the entire time
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: is phenomenal. But you're like you were like one of
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: the dads where you show up at the barbecue and
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: you're like, oh, I hey, Nates here, this will be
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: a fun time.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Now it's like you show up at the barbecue. I
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: hate Nates here. He's you guys, he's pretty fucking big, ticking.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: I'm going no bread. Yeah, what's what's the glow up? Like,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not fun? I brought my own food door. Yeah,
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: you know, you don't talk to anymore.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, it's been I mean the whole you know,
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: my whole run.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: I'm forty four, So I quit drinking in twenty nineteen,
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: and a big part of that was like I was
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: just getting I knew I was like starting to go
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: to theaters and all this stuff. I knew if I
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: wanted to get where I wanted to go. I couldn't drink,
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Like I wasn't able to when I drank. It's like
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: it's not like I just drank at home or did
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: all these things. Some people can drink and they you
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: might think you don't have a problem because you're not,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: like your ago a week without drinking, But it's like
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't when I started. I didn't know how to
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: stop and like all that stuff. And so I knew
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: when i'd go on the road. It's like I start
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Thursday night, it would be a fun night out at
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: a club, and then you drink that night and then
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: you're just hung over the rest of the weekend. So
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: then you then then you're just trying to get through
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: the shows because you don't feel great. And so I
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: was like, if I need if I want to produce
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: the material that I want to produce and tour and
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: all that, I needed to stop that. So that was
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: that was the when the first one and happened because
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: I just stopped drinking and something just literally drinking will
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: just help a lot of things. I still don't eat great,
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: and I'm trying now that's the second one. I'm trying
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: to overcome because it's like being on the road again.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: It's like hard on your body. You kind of gotta
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: treat it like not an at like not a full athlete,
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: but as both y'all. Like, but it's like half of
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: it at you have to somewhat be so mentally you
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: can handle all the things that you have to go
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: do and so you can be in good moods and
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: be fun and then not be like just on edge
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: all the time and all this. So I'm trying to
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: work on that as well. But yeah, I man, we
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: had a good time. I mean the whole beginning of it. Yeah,
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of drinking. I mean, me and Hannibal
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: said we because I don't think he drinks anymore. I
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: don't know if he does now or not, but he
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: didn't a few years ago and we were talking about
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Hannibal said something that always stuck with me. He was like,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: you know, he goes, I look at it. He's like,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: we put up some good numbers because we did good.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Because a lot of times you get drinking, everybody thinks like, wow,
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: it's being fun. You're like, no, I did all. I
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: did what you're doing right now. I did I already
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: did all this and you just weren't you were not
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: old enough to be there. But yeah, you're like, I
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: already went and did all this and it was a
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: fun time and I had to And then there's a
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: then you just hit a point where you get older
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: and you're like about forty, start going like all right,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: You're like, I mean, just stuff starts hurting, like you
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: just You're like, I can't wake up and feel like
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: this every day, Like this is brutal.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: It's a brutal feeling. That fog. That fog is terrible.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: But it's the most fun in the during it for suing,
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: it is the most fun. I mean the Senior's Beer Olympics,
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: like that looked like it's the it's a wonderful, wonderful time.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: It was awesome. It was so much awesome. Man.
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: You ever want to come out of retirement for a day, Yeah,
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: I know, I'm more than welcome.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's always moments where you're like, you know, I
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: hung out this weekend that I feel like I could
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: get your uh not to football because I did the
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: American Century Championship.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: John Elway, John.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: When meeting John Alway, who's bad on Alway is a
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: good time oh yeah, And I was telling dance Ow
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: does a giant Uh John Alway fans just he's from Denver,
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: And I was like telling Dan, I was like, John
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Elway could make you quit drink, come out of retirement
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: and drink.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Dan doesn't drink either, and uh, because.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: He's like just like a good like You're like, this
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: dude's the most fun and you don't think have you
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: met him.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: No, I've never met John, but I hear a bunch
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: of stories.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: You don't stories, like you think he's gonna be his
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: son is awesome to his son's a big Shane Gills fan. Uh,
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: his son's great, big comedy fan, roight, big fan of
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Like, does Shane know that his son's a big Shane
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Gills fan? I think so, I don't know.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, Shane nuts over football players and you know,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: but he was like someone that you're like, you know,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: this dude's the bad I mean, you just think he's
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: gonna be stowing like this.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: It's John Alway, so you just you just think he's
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: gonna be like you'll meet him, like how you doing this?
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: And you're like, this guy is a good time man.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Just like what a lot of charisma, A lot of charisma,
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: like laugh a lot you say anything, he's laugh at it.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Fun Like you just feel like you're gonna just be
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: with him and he'd be like You're like yeah, he's
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: like they take the boat out, and you're I didn't
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: go on the boat, but he's like you just he's
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: talking about it, like, oh, the boat showed me the boat.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: You mentioned a boat. I think I could have gone
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: out of this.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was just like it was just like
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: a very surprising meeting someone that you're like, oh, dude,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: you're not what I thought. Like you realize Peyton maning
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: going to Denver, You're like, yeah, dude, Like yeah, yeah,
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: put anybody in.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: A room with John Denver. You're John ellwooy, You're gonna
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: be like, yeah, I'll go.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Dude, you're the best, best fucking cool man. Who else? Like,
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: who else have you met?
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: This been? Like, oh, dude, you are fucking because that
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: is the best feeling.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Like we talked about the people you meet and you're like, man,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: don't meet your heroes, but the people you meet and
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: they're either exactly like you thought they would be or
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: even better, like you're saying, Yeah, that's the best feeling.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: A lot of like Cable guys like that, Larry Cable guy,
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Larry's aweah, bro, Yeah.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: I would have loved to join you in that enthusiast.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: He's obviously a massive Nebraska fan. So when we had
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: our one of our tailgates last year at Nebraska, well
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: he came on the uh we had the podcast out
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: there at Nebraska, and he's just the nicest fucking dude.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: He's just so funny, just salt of the earth, exactly
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: like what you kind of see on camera, and even
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: better just like you're hanging out with him.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that that's the part that you want, is like
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: when you can see when you meet someone in there
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: like super nice and they're just it seems like they're
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: like a girl.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: I met Devonte Adams this week and he was awesome.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: He was like kind of a funny dude, like uh
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: and just like kind of quiet and but just my
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: experience with him was very nice to talk to and
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: like it was just super fun.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Vrabel was there. I met very Rabel's a good time.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you see why you want to like, yeah, you
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: can see why you want to play for like you
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: get it. Like that's what's interesting, is like when you
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: when you go, oh, this is why people like like
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: you and want to play, like cause you're like you're
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: you're He just feels like he'd be one of he'd
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: be you, Like he'd be like if you played for him,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: you'd be like, he's just you.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: There's a totally different dynamic though when you're his player
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: like him now with us is great. Like we had
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: him on the podcast very recently. He came on yesterday.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I know, but I'm trying to play because this this
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: comes out forty or whatever. Yeah, he came on yesterday. Yeah,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: and the three of us have a group chat, me,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Will and Braves and it's our podcast. Was every bit
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: of that group chat. Like it can be awkward at times,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: it's funny at times he gets serious, Like you just
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: don't he like Rabel's a guy that dictates how the
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: conversation is going to go, especially when you're the player. Yeah,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: in the first year we sit twenty eighteen, he's got.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: That alpha energy and you could just tell, like the
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: dynamic even on him on yesterday, you just you know,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: there's still those nerves of like, you know, is he.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're growing mad for this.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Will's turning thirty thirty three this year, right, Yeah, I
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: literally turned thirty two in less than a week. Yeah,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: and we're there's literally nerves where I'm being around another
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: man like, hey, yeah, but he can't hurt us anymore.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: We can't. There's nothing he can do. We start joking
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: about fighting that I really thought, is he does he second? Yeah?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: But he is like a good time Rabell has got
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: to be the best time. Yeah. He's a guy that dynamic,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: I but I've always liked the New York comedy had
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: a dynamic like that. Like you always like the people
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: that started that were the bigger comics above you, and
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: not even necessarily like fame wise, but just the you know,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: there's guys that started before you. There's always ah, there's
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: always like a respect that you're like, you know, like
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: you just the older guys. I remember Robert Kill, Bobby Kelly,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: who does uh podka, who does a bonfire now with
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: Big Jay. Bobby is like so funny and uh. But
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Bobby's like a guy that like I feel like Bobby
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: told me to go do something, I would just have
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: to go do it because he was he's you know,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: he just looked up to him so much. He started
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: out open for him a lot and did this stuff.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: So like the I've always liked that, like kind of
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: like in stuff. I think it's a good thing.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like a like a natural just subtle power dynamic
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: that happens just never really get talked about.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Keith Robinson, Like Keith Robinson was in Is in New
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: York comic that was like, would he you know, Jay
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: big Ja and Kevin and they would he did. He
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: helped him a lot, and uh, you know, Kevin Art's
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: obviously the most famous person on the planet and Keith
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: is most people would not know who Keith is. But
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: I think Kevin's got to feel like a little you know.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: It's like there's a little like Keith could Keith and
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: say whatever he wants to Kevin, like the situation Raybel
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: could sit down and say whatever he wants to you whatever,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Like You're still gonna feel like you gotta just take it, Like.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: And that hurts, like it hurts to agree with that,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: but it's totally true.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Got them pizza feet And I'm just like, yeah, yeah
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: he did say that to you.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, who's somebody who's somebody that you've met that
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: you've been absolutely fired up to fucking meet.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: I met Tiger Tiger Woods. That's a solid one.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: And that was before or after after again, very humble,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: very cool. Uh tell you what, people just need a little.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: People need a little.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: I can tell you if you think someone's like getting
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: a little too high on the horse, Uh yeah, there
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: could be.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: I got the you got the pill to make that
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: all better. Uh. But he was Yeah, he was awesome.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: I mean yeah, he just felt like I did a
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: corporate gig for the PGA or something. It was him
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: and Rory were there. This was and uh, I didn't
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: get to meet Rory. I would like to meet Rory,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: and uh, I just didn't get to meet him. But
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Rory seemed very nice.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: And then but Tiger was there and they I was
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: like kind of like it'd be really cool to meet him,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: and the lady was like, yeah, we're having and he
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: kind of came up and I just gotta briefly talk
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: to him and then we just talked about it. He
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: went on the Tonight show and talked about foul and
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: and uh, kind of quick we gotta I got a picture,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: like that's not just me and him. It was just
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: taking picture of kind of the moment and uh yeah
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: where you like just take a bunch of pak like
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't want to ask, make sure you
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: have your camera out. Yeah yeah, And so that that,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, that was like one that I was like,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: you know, Jordan would be another one. Uh, but Tiger
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: was probably the is the biggest for me because Tiger
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I watched his whole thing, like when he turned pro.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm he's forty eight or nine or something
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: like that, and I was just at the age of
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: like watching that guy's whole existence. So yeah, Tiger was
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: one that where he was like You're like, this is crazy, dude. Yeah,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: I'd imagine meeting like Tom Cruise would be like that.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: There's like big ones.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very nice. Yeah, he's just nice. He's someone
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: that you should want. You should meet Tom Hanks. Yeah,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: one of those Like he's like one though that you're
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: like go you like if you if it's like if
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: you saw him out and someone's again, don't meet your hero,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: like you can go meet Tom Hanks. That dude's a
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: good dude. Yeah, he's a he was very very nice
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: very nice.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: I wonder what Tom Cruise is about. I wonder what
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: he's think.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: I've heard scientology, right, yeah, it's like that's like I
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: do movies and then scientologist.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: That's the thing.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: I'd be scared to meet him because I would probably
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: become a scientolgst.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: Have you been on a scientology building on eighth Avenue? No?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: I haven't. There's one right on eighth.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: You go down and every once in a while there'll
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: be a little thing out there that says free personality test.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: I've been tempted to just pull over.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a there's a I get nervous signs like
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: they're they're good, and I think they could you go
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: in there and you're like, all right, all right.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: They can they Yeah?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: They go yeah, if you if you just have any
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: which I think is how you should live with any
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: question of anything.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Just question everything a little bit.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Uh, And then you go see they go into the
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: scientology and then Tom Cruise was in there like that.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Dude's the most charming person the people that have met him.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: I knew a guy that worked as a director and
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: a writer and they had him writing on one of
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: the Mission Impossibles a while ago and they said that,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Uh they told him when he when they met him,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: they go, look, when you meet Tom, they go, just say, no,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: you're gonna think y'all are going to be best friends.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Like that's how charming he is. Is He's just eat
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: takes over and you were just like this dude's.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: The best.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: And you're like, we're gonna you're like, we might be
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: hanging out every day ever. Yeah, and that's just what
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: it's gonna feel like, because that's that's what he is.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: It takes that kind of charm to be that. And
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: then they were he was he went into a hotel
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: room on the top floor. Uh, they rented the whole
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: floor out. You know, I mean, you can't that guy
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: like is a walking Walmart, Like he's a billion dollars.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Like it's just you have to be like and I
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: think he tries to get on a motorcycle alone and
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: just drive off and you're like, yeah, you're like, you're
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: like the most important person a lot, dude, You're here,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: all these movies, all this stuff.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: You can't just run away from us like that.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But you know, like when he gets on a motorcycle,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: like just all of a sudden music starts playing too,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: like as he drives off.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: So my buddy said, he's sitting in uh, he's sitting
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: in uh the hotel. So they tell him that. So
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Tom Cruise is here and he's facing the window, and
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: they're sitting on the couch looking at Tom, and they're
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: talking about like all right, we'll go do this for mission,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: but then we're gonna and Tom's kind of going to
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: the whole thing. And then they see Tom start to
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: squint because the sun was setting, so the sun's coming
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: in the window and start a squint. So then they
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: say he says, Tom just pushes.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: A button on. I don't even know.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: It might have been like an iPad or it might
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: have been something pushes a button. Two people come in
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: with sunglasses. He's got an option, so they both have
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: a pair, and he just looks and then grabs this
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: pair and puts it on, and but just keeps talking
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: the whole time and then never says yeah, yeah, those
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: are my sunglasses, people, or whatever you should say to
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: go like hey, what was that like light the version people?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: It doesn't make sense, like you're like, are they just
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: back there? Does that button just for sunglasses? Like you
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: have people just for sunglasses or like, how would they
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: know they came out of a room offered two per
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: He's still talking and just goes puts it on.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: They leave, and then he still just keeps going. You know,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: like if you're in there and you just kind of
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: like look around, nobody says you're gonna ask, I would say, like, hey,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: who were they?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: It's probably one of those moments where you look around
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: you see everybody still die.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Then you're kind of just too scared to say anything.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: He's I think he's taken over the situation. He's talking
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: so much, and he's probably and he's into it, like
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: because he's like doing these stunts.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he does all this stuff himself.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: So he's like you know, and you're just kind of
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: like caught up in it, and you might almost expect it.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: To be honest, you might sit there and go, yeah, yeah,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: that's what. They should have brought him sunglasses And that's
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: insane that y'all made him push the button.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: You should have just felt it. Somebody just got fired.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: You know what, it's five o'clock, the sun's starting to set.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Let's go be around Tom with sunglasses and then you
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: just get on that side. You could remember once I'm
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: talking to super rich dude that said like he was
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: running by a house and uh, he said, you know
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: because with the master bedroom only had one bathroom and
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: he said it like that, and I was like, what,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: like master bedrooms only, like they have two full bathrooms.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: And but then the moment when they say it, you're like.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, screw that house. Are you out of your mind?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Why were you embarrass thing is that that they build
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: a house with just one bathroom, yeah, in the master bedroom.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: To thirty squire foot house.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like they didn't have two bathrooms in the
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: master bedroom. You're like, well, that's I'm glad you.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: Didn't buy it. Yeah, you know what they yeah, they
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: never sell. Yeah, and that's a good point. Yeah.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: You start realizing, like, my stupid house, I got one
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: bathroom in the master bedroom, and I.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: Look like an idiot. I hope god he never comes over,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: I hope. Yeah.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't invite him. Yeah, man, that's crazy. You
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: look at the window. Yeah yeah, I changed my bathroom.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know that was a possibility to want
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: two bathrooms, Like that's a dream that you're like, I
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: didn't know you, I could even have that dream. But
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: now I'll think about every day when I'm fuling.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: Like two full bathrooms. When I look at two bathrooms
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: two showers in the master bedroom, that didn't make any sense. Well,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: that's unpractical.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: And next time you look at your dumb wife brushing
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: your teeth next to you, like you should be in
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: your own bathroom, and you're just furious, like you go,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: what are we doing all scrammed in here?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: Pissed off? Yeah, you gotta share a scene, ma'am. We
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: got a I know, I feel like I hit the
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: first one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: What is the shittiest moment of your career?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Uh, there's been a bunch. Uh, it's trying to think
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: I bombed on a cruise once.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: And uh. And so you're on the boat with these
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: people and get off.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: I remember, like I had to do three shows, and
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: so I do the first two shows. One show goes
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: the point when you would do them you have to
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: do three shows of half an hour, so you'd have
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: to do a half hour clean, half hour dirty, and
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: then you'd have another show that's like a half hour.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: And so this is a show actually that a lot
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: of crowd work. Comics that can do crowd work are
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: very good at cause it's like that's kind of the
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: best thing because you can just go do talk to
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: the crowd. Every every crowd is different, every show is
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: different because you're talking to the crowd. But for me,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't have like enough, I'm not a CrowdWork person.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: I didn't know how to do it, and then I'm
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: not great at it, and then I'll add material, so
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: I go do it and like I just bomb, like
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: because they they've all heard the jokes because I've only
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: had like basically an hour. So I split them up
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: into the two of those thirty minute shows, and then
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: the third show, I was like, well, maybe those people
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: won't come back. Well they come back and they just
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: and I wrote I remember that show. I wrote an
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: elevator with guys and they were saying, they were like, yeah,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: there's two comics and then go, this one comic was great.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: The other guy they loved him, and im me, they
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: go that other guy is like not good, and I mean,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: my shoulder is touching that man who's saying that. But
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: I have like my hat on and not that you
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: even know me. So that was a pretty tough like
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I was in h I was in an elevator in
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: the ocean. I think it's a moment that you would
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: think you'd be happy and you just I mean, I'm
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: just and I just got off whatever floor was, the
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: next floor.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: I just walked off.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: God, that would be brutally something body being on a
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: cruise ship.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: He did. He did some shows and he bombed.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: And he's on the elevator and the guy, the gentleman
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: next to me, there's a you know, a crowd on
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 4: the other He's wearing a hat, so they can't they
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: don't recognize who he is. They're talking about how you
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: know this one comic they loved him, and then but
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 4: that last one, like he just.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Wasn't very good and he said he's he's just standing there.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: That's tough. You ever get over that?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, you remember, you know, it's always funny afterwards
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: because you're like, you're glad it happens, like, uh, you're
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: glad in the sense that it's a funny story to tell,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: like you know, uh, but yeah, it's pretty tough.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: One of the ones that hurt me the most was
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: I auditioned for Last Comic Standing when Gialdo hosted, and
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: uh uh and Craig Robinson was on it because he
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: had his he had a movie. Very funny joke that
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: Girado said, Craig Robinson had the movie a hot Tub
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: time Machine. And uh and so write and you see
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: because I got a new movie, hot Tub time Machine.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: Drawda goes, Oh, what's it about? Uh?
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: This is very funny because obviously it's about a hot
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: tough time. There's no way to describe it, but hot
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: Tub time Machine.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: So when I audition for that, I did not get it.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: And I thought I always thought like being clean. I
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, I'm gonna get like all the you know,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: I'm the only one clean, so like I can do
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: this stuff. And I didn't get it, and they and
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: I and I never got close with the last converstanding
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: and that that was the one that that was like
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: a one that was like it hit me and I.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Like it hurt.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: It really hurt because you just think like, all right,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go on this show, I'm gonna do this.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: You kind of get your career kind of mapped out
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: a little bit. You think all this stuff's gonna happen,
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: and then it just doesn't happen.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Another But man, when it, you know, when it, when
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: you're in it, you're like, what am I doing?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: Dude? Like it's so frustrating.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, then our last one drunkest you've ever been were
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: the scariest.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: You seat you up and you're like, man, I gotta
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: fucking correct.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: You wake up in that shay, you have to dim
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: the lights, get a quill and some ink out, dude,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: and write some free hand poetry while the candles are lit.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: That type of stuff. Uh.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: I mean some of this I've talked about on my
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: in my act. So usually anything that I've already talked about,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: it was uh. I mean one was at h I
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: guess an Indian casino or Native American casino.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: Uh canceled Washing Football team casinos Washington Football.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Why didn't they keep Washington Football? I know it's such
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: a good name and the commanders a good Washington football.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, you may just think, well every team
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: we should be the Tennessee football team.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, stupid makes it easy. Yeah.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: But so I went to that and I remember it
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: was like three hour drive from Phoenix, and so I
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: was out in Arizona. I drove to this casino to
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: do this little one night er. I mean, this is
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: you know, I'm nobody making no money talking stickers.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Uh. I wish this was not even that.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: This was I think I did some other kind of
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: it was like a it was something I was making
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty dollars. But it was like, you
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: know what, I'll just go drive to the middle of nowhere,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: Arizona and then go back to Phoenix and then fly home.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: So I go out and I was like, oh, it'll
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: be fun, and uh, you know, I'm thinking, like I'll
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: just go to bed early, get up, have a nice
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: drive back because I'm like, I'm not gonna be hanging
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: out with anybody. And then so we get doing the
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: show that I'm ma on, Likexino. Then you just end
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: up meeting like some fun dudes. And next thing you know,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: it's like it's five in the morning and I'm just
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: trying to go to bed. I gotta get up at
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: like eight to drive three hours back. So I get
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: up and I'm driving back and I mean, I'm so
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: I feel so awful and uh and when I and
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: I have this in my joke, I walked out at
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: the casino and there's like wolf like uh, and this
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 2: really happened. There's a wolf like in my path to
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: go to my car in the parking lot and just
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: sitting there staring at me. And I was like, uh,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: you know, like I don't know what this is. Like
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: it made me really dude, and I swear it was
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: a wolf. And so I was like this is insane,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: you know, because I was like, I don't you know
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: what is that?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 3: Is it a wolf? Is it the guy I hung
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: out with last night? I don't know?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: And so I went, yeah, he turned into a wolf,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: and now he's like, good day, sir.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: So I just went back inside and I remember I
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: just rolled my stuff back in the casino and I
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: just stood there. I'm not talking to anybody, like it's
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: and I just kind of stood inside for a second,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: and then I went back out and then the wolf
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: was gone. And so then I went to my car
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: and then I drove back and uh. And then when
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: I was driving back, Uh, I'm in the I mean
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere, Arizona, just on a road alone,
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: and a helicopter lands in front of me and picks
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: up like a life support some guy on the side
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: of the road and then takes him and flies and
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: I have to wait for that to happen, and so
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: and I'm so hungover that I'm.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Like annoy it.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: I'm like, here we go, like you know, I mean,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: I've never had to stop for helicopter in my life.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: I don't expect to ever do it ever again.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: And I handled that moment hungover, just like and want
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: look at this every day, every day, every helicopter every
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: day there goes every day. Look I'm not I should
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: have video of this, I should have pictures. I didn't
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: do any of that. I just was like, hey, well,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, can I get around him? Like it's
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: a hell. I mean, he's just in the middle of that.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: There's no buildings, there's just me, this helic there's five
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: us and it's the helicopter people, that guy and me
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: and uh. And then finally it took off and I
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: kept driving and so that was like that was a
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: tough one.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: That was where all that happened.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: I I think, so, I really, yeah, cause it was
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: it was the day after.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: It feels like so far away now, but yeah, that
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: I do believe that all that stuff happened, and that
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: was stuff like when I drank like I cause I
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: talked about that my special and like uh on one
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: of my specialism. But uh it's uh yeah. Those are
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: moments that you're like, such fun moments that you think
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: for when you first start drinking.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: Stop drinking. You're like, well, I'm not gonna not be
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: fun anymore.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: You want the moment to live forever. Keep it going,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: keep it going. Yeah, ma'am, dude, thanks for coming on.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: I know you have a hard stop at five, so
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: we'll let you get out of here. Thank you for
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: coming on and think this fly for being with us
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: as well. That motherfucker's going around has been ripped around.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: He's been living his best life. Yeah, just rips around on.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: Just sit and you hit that damn light about Yeah.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: But thanks a lot, man. This has been fucking awesome. Absolutely, man,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: congrats you guys to y'all. It keeps blowing up. I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: love seeing it. Thank you, bro man, Thank you all right.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: Out of here. You gotta you gotta host something