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DLHS Hour 2 | Man helps wife from multiple attackers · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: So this is the scenario. Man intervenes as his wife
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  Speaker 1: is getting jumped by five people and started they started
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  Speaker 1: molly whopping people. Yeah, they said, these hands are bisexual,
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  Speaker 1: anybody could get them.
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  Speaker 2: He's playing girls.
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  Speaker 1: But dude, do you think he was wrong for interceding
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  Speaker 1: and hidden women? Whatever our social media platform when they
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  Speaker 1: say out there especially Okay, so we got de Kwan
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  Speaker 1: from Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: You know he's gonna hear and said, and the Kwan
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  Speaker 2: said that's equality.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had a woman that to visit the shelter,
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  Speaker 1: I know when he's not rushing the quarterback at all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, headaches you Yeah, they.
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  Speaker 1: Whim man, you're gonna leave here, You'll leave you with
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  Speaker 1: a mouthful of chickle. It's messing with Da Kon. His
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  Speaker 1: nickname is Oops. It is out the deal. He will
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  Speaker 1: show your twenty twenty five addition. So a man in
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  Speaker 1: the seeds on behalf of while she's getting jumped by
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  Speaker 1: five people, he's plighting girls.
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  Speaker 4: But the.
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  Speaker 2: He would dude, he was out of roof.
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  Speaker 1: Well, some people think that the husband should go to
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  Speaker 1: jail for hitting women. Others say he did the right
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  Speaker 1: thing protecting his wife. What do you think, skip, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta protect your fan. I mean, but he did get oof. Man,
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  Speaker 1: he was punching like he was fighting. Dude going to
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  Speaker 1: jail now remember.
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  Speaker 2: That bus drop in Cleveland. Yeah, the girl spit on him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you're going to jail now.
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  Speaker 2: One of them girls I ate want of them punch
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  Speaker 2: of door.
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  Speaker 1: I like, oh man, she talk, Well, she's gonna have
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  Speaker 1: c so no, she's gonna have blinding headaches for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of.
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  Speaker 5: As right.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta protect the wife.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta protect the wife.
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  Speaker 1: That's as a man, as a husband, that is to
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  Speaker 1: protect your family, period. Yes, absolutely, side No. You see
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  Speaker 1: Lisa Cook who got to stay on the fair board,
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  Speaker 1: and she looked like she knew she was gonna come. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: she looked like she's gonna come to work whether.
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  Speaker 2: They told her to or not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for real. She she had looked like she
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  Speaker 1: was playing around.
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  Speaker 5: But anytime a woman looks at you like that with
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  Speaker 5: the chin up in the head kind of back a
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  Speaker 5: little bit, she knows I'm not going nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: I wish you would.
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  Speaker 1: So the question that we're asking ladies, gentleal Man inter
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  Speaker 1: season his wife getting jumped by five chicks. He let
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  Speaker 1: him have it, said his hands are bisexual, he said,
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  Speaker 1: a bisexual anybody could get it. So a man in
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  Speaker 1: the season when his wife's getting jumped by five women
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  Speaker 1: and started to give him, give him.
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  Speaker 2: The people hubbub alone.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think that? Do you think that he overacted?
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  Speaker 6: You think he went?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think he was justified. We're going to the fox.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 7: I thought that he was right for intervening.
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  Speaker 8: I thought he was right because I.
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  Speaker 7: Wouldn't want my spouse or boyfriend standing by while while
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  Speaker 7: fither women jumped on me, and you know, and it's
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  Speaker 7: what three against one, two against one? He was right.
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  Speaker 7: I think he was right for doing that.
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  Speaker 8: This is for the people that don't go out there
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  Speaker 8: and start stuff people with people deliberately to get fight started.
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  Speaker 9: But yeah, if I'm with my woman, then my woman
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  Speaker 9: is my little.
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  Speaker 8: Sweet pretty thing.
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  Speaker 9: It ain't even gotta be five of them for us
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  Speaker 9: to beat the hell out of the person that turnst
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  Speaker 9: my woman, because it's just like, yeah, man, if you
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  Speaker 9: will go out there and put your hands on what
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  Speaker 9: is mine and what I gotta protect, and I'm literally like,
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  Speaker 9: she don't start nothing to be and nothing with nobody.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, the hands are appendecttermists bro, they work both ways.
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  Speaker 9: We can go ahead and put them down, and we're
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  Speaker 9: gonna go on home and look pretty together.
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  Speaker 4: My problem with the question today is this, I've been
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  Speaker 4: married for twenty four years, and if my husband stands
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  Speaker 4: there when I'm being jumped by five people, his bags
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  Speaker 4: is gonna be at the door when I get out
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  Speaker 4: of ICU. That man is correct, get up off his wife,
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  Speaker 4: and it don't take five people If I get into
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  Speaker 4: it with somebody, if it's the one I want. My
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  Speaker 4: husband has stood there before because he knows white got that.
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  Speaker 4: But if I'm being jumped, you better have my back
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  Speaker 4: because I'm definitely gonna have his.
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  Speaker 9: Well, absolutely he did the right thing. I mean, five
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  Speaker 9: women jumping on your woman and you sit back and
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  Speaker 9: do nothing. Hell, if it's two women jumping on my
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  Speaker 9: woman by herself, I'm gonna help. If there's a big
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  Speaker 9: ass woman jumping on my woman and she by herself,
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  Speaker 9: I'm gonna help. Well, absolutely he did the right thing.
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  Speaker 9: You know, they would have talked about him, Those same
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  Speaker 9: five women would have talked about him if he stood
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  Speaker 9: by and did nothing. So yeah, definitely you got to
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  Speaker 9: protect your family in those types of situations.
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  Speaker 5: I think what d L said, it's interesting, like what
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  Speaker 5: did what happened that will cause by females to want
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  Speaker 5: to jump on her? And then secondly where was the
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  Speaker 5: husband before it actually got physical? I think you should
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  Speaker 5: protect your people at all courts, but then sometimes our
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  Speaker 5: people put us in predicaments that really didn't need to be.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, protect your people, but let's not put our
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  Speaker 5: people in predicaments, have us having to do something that's
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  Speaker 5: really not cool. So yeah, protector.
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  Speaker 1: So the question we're asking a man, here's a little
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  Speaker 1: bit there.
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  Speaker 2: I here, you're playing girls with the.
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  Speaker 1: Five cheeks jumps old lady, hem have it? What do
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  Speaker 1: you think? Did you go too far? She'd be arrested?
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  Speaker 2: We go to the balls.
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  Speaker 10: Hey, listen, if somebody is hitting on your woman, I
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  Speaker 10: don't care if it's a group of men or a
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  Speaker 10: group of women. They deserve whatever happens to them. Because
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  Speaker 10: if you allow, especially women, crazy women that decide that
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  Speaker 10: they're gonna jump your women, and you're allowing you sit
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  Speaker 10: there watching, you don't want to do anything because they're women. There,
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  Speaker 10: what type of man in you?
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  Speaker 3: Because sometimes you have to let women know that don't
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  Speaker 3: use that women card that don't ask for me to
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  Speaker 3: be a gentleman, and you act like you got bigger
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  Speaker 3: balls than I do.
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  Speaker 10: So if you're gonna act like you got bigger balls
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  Speaker 10: than I do, you better be ready to, you know,
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  Speaker 10: deal with the consequences. You can't not do that and
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  Speaker 10: expect to go home with me. If I got a
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  Speaker 10: black eye and you let some women kick my butt,
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  Speaker 10: guess who's gonna be sleeping on the couch. It ain't
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  Speaker 10: gonna be me. Okay, Well, the.
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  Speaker 6: Five women jumping on my wife, yeah, I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 6: to stop it, try to break him up.
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  Speaker 8: As soon as one of them girls hit me, it's
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  Speaker 8: over with. But yes, I will help my wife.
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  Speaker 9: Sir.
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  Speaker 8: Let me tell you something that I don't care if
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  Speaker 8: my man is right, don't I don't want it. I'm
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  Speaker 8: jumping in it off what they head. So what he
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  Speaker 8: did was absolutely correct. So that's all I want to say.
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  Speaker 8: He did what he needed to do this.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, I think he was absolutely correct by helping his
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  Speaker 9: wife out care. If not, he's gonna have to need
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  Speaker 9: them hands to help himself when his wife. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 9: and I don't care. If there was eleven years old
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  Speaker 9: a quarter one year old women, man five to one
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  Speaker 9: that's a dis event, and.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for our feature. Welcome to the stage, when
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  Speaker 1: and some you know today. Welcome to the stage. The
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  Speaker 1: one and the only earthquake.
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  Speaker 2: White men don't get no divorced.
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  Speaker 6: They can't they women. You trying to take a white
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  Speaker 6: man half as up? Come on, we're going fish. Get
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  Speaker 6: yourself in a bus. Tell the kids by go ahead, Kissel,
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  Speaker 6: come on road that way. Look over there, what's over there?
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  Speaker 9: Wake up?
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  Speaker 2: The next going out?
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  Speaker 3: See where street?
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  Speaker 6: Somebody helthy clod backing? She is underneath the porch. You
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  Speaker 6: can't get no black woman taking her fish. First of all,
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  Speaker 6: she ain't going.
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  Speaker 7: Fish set.
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  Speaker 6: He ain't doing dawn fishes. And if you get in
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  Speaker 6: the boat, she ain't gonna turn around. Look over there, now,
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  Speaker 6: who I need to look at her?
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  Speaker 10: Right there?
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  Speaker 2: Keep her eyes on.
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  Speaker 10: Ain't nobody to have me your.
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  Speaker 2: Right dare.
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  Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite I adore him. He's one
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  Speaker 1: of my favorite human beings on the face of earth. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I don't love him as much as I love his brother,
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  Speaker 1: but I do. It's not as much as I love
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  Speaker 1: his brother, but I do love him a lot, gotcha,
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  Speaker 1: he's my one of my Why do you like his
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  Speaker 1: brother better? He's just cool man, He's in his own way,
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  Speaker 1: but he's mad cool. You know, he's just mad cool.
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  Speaker 1: I think he's just He's been through a lot, always smiling,
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  Speaker 1: always dope. Just and I really really really really love
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  Speaker 1: earth Creek really love him. Oh so you really love
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  Speaker 1: his brother much more?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Earthquake?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody know he come this date every time we teach
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  Speaker 1: move over.
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  Speaker 7: I want to talk to you, brother.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that was a terrible.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know you can you know earthquake first?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: But I wish I knew his brother first.
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  Speaker 2: Hold us right there.