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Episode 80: Chocolate Flavoured · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: In this week's episode of The Tom and Jerry Show,
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  Speaker 1: Lamad's discuss creeping americanisms. Now, I will give the Americans
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  Speaker 1: this much. They're going onto the Imperial system for deal life,
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  Speaker 1: which I do admire. I could never get a hang
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  Speaker 1: of the metric system. I'm sorry, but don't tell me
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  Speaker 1: a chimney is one hundred and fifty meters, I give
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  Speaker 1: it to me. Ladders chimney is twenty two and three fifths.
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  Speaker 1: I keep it simple, I say. Anyways, enjoy the episode
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  Speaker 1: and I'll see them.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're all very welcome back to a regular episode
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  Speaker 2: of the Tommentary Show. We hope you all enjoyed the
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  Speaker 2: Loftus Hall.
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  Speaker 3: Episode for Halloween, the special hardware Shop of Horror, brought
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  Speaker 3: to you by myself, Jerry mcride and him good self
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  Speaker 3: Tom Oh Money Tom. I even watched a YouTube Loftus
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  Speaker 3: Hall there for Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: Did you indeed do you watch my one? No? One? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't. Yes.
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  Speaker 4: It's well put together, isn't it. Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing. It looked like you had that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, the way the digitally d aged people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know, yeah, yeah, it's ten years ten years ago. Man,
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  Speaker 2: it's ten years ago, easy, ten years ago? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: yeah yeah. That was one of the scariest things of
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  Speaker 2: a tom was is a ravishing force?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know what it is like?
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  Speaker 2: I've had facial hair, facial furniture on and off down
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  Speaker 2: three years. As soon as you take off a beard
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  Speaker 2: or take off a mustache, it takes fucking years. And
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  Speaker 2: the amount of people go, oh, but does it take
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  Speaker 2: years off you? I'm like, I don't give a fuck
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  Speaker 2: more years on me if I look old? So what,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still out working, you fucker? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Makes it look old? You think I'm gonna start getting fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Although I did, I will will. I just got one
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  Speaker 2: thing to say to you. Dealt with a gentleman over
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  Speaker 2: the week, over the very long week last week, doing gigs,
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  Speaker 2: fucking five nights in a row, and in one particular place,
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  Speaker 2: I met a gentleman there was talking very close to
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  Speaker 2: me and he had both talks to her. No aw
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  Speaker 2: that we could fill an episode in that buddy. This
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  Speaker 2: letter filled an episode. But with his face what he
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  Speaker 2: wasn't he was? He was younger than me, I think,
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  Speaker 2: but you know, he had that shiny bald cat look
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  Speaker 2: and he's he's talking away and he's and I said
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  Speaker 2: something about radio or something like that, and he went
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  Speaker 2: he started holding what No, I'm I'm I don't work
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  Speaker 2: for radio.
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  Speaker 4: Oh do I have a face for radio?
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  Speaker 2: Like, dude, you little to anybody? You need to go
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  Speaker 2: talk to your parents. Somebody didn't hold your hand as
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  Speaker 2: a child. Why, Like it was just not right chair,
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  Speaker 2: it was something was off in the matrix. When I
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  Speaker 2: was looking at this gentleman, I'm like, you care too
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  Speaker 2: much about this situation with your face this.
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  Speaker 3: Question now and there could be people listening to this
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  Speaker 3: him that laugh when I say this. But I'm not
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  Speaker 3: like a vain man.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Did fair play yet?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a bit like whatever fucking happens happened so
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  Speaker 3: very I'm highly unlikely to go under the knife for
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  Speaker 3: any nips and tucks to to make myself more handsome happened.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: With that being said, go on as I as I
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  Speaker 3: as I head into my mid forties, I've noticed like
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  Speaker 3: around my eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Right yeah, if I if I sort of blink wrong,
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  Speaker 2: it gets stuck. Yeah you get a fold?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Fold?
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  Speaker 4: Do you get that?
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  Speaker 3: Because like the skin all around your eyes is getting
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  Speaker 3: like more loose and crinkly and fucking whatever it might be.
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  Speaker 2: I think I thought that only happened to me because
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  Speaker 2: I have I have very small eyes into my head
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  Speaker 2: like normal people's eyes are a bit more like yours,
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  Speaker 2: you know, they're out a bit like mine are very
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  Speaker 2: back into my head. So I get that wrinkle every
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  Speaker 2: so often, and it's like, do you know, like when
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to shake out a fucking tarp, you're like
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  Speaker 2: the tramp.
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  Speaker 4: There's always one corner.
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  Speaker 2: There's a corner not right, Yeah, yeah, there's always a
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  Speaker 2: bit new to throw a rock down on one end,
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  Speaker 2: go up to the other end and pull it back out,
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  Speaker 2: just to straighten it out. That is essentially what's been
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  Speaker 2: happened to my left eye in the last six months.
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  Speaker 4: So we were on parjure.
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  Speaker 3: Are you know, like that's what it is to be
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  Speaker 3: mid forties, Like blinking becomes fitting a fitted shit?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: You start more cudd liver oils in our eyes or something.
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  Speaker 4: J I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know any beauty experts out there. Please let
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  Speaker 2: myself and Jerry know what will stop Like that W
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  Speaker 2: thirty over your shoulder there, it's probably.
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  Speaker 3: Forty if it's let me know, because like, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: gonna being man and I'm not gonna run out and
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  Speaker 3: get because.
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  Speaker 4: The eyelids working there.
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  Speaker 3: If if there was something toime, if there was some
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  Speaker 3: wee thing that I could just rub there and it
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  Speaker 3: would stop my it would it would stop my fucking
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  Speaker 3: eyelid crinkling up as I blink.
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  Speaker 2: That would be nice. I'd buy that.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway. Listen, Tom, we said we weren't going to mess
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  Speaker 3: around this even because we've got moves to make and
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  Speaker 3: mad shit, serious stuff to talk about. Let's get right
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  Speaker 3: into a buddy, Let's get into the big news of
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  Speaker 3: the week gone by.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get into that weekly what have you. This is
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  Speaker 2: a very complicated case, mod you know, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: a lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
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  Speaker 2: and uh, a lot of SCRAMs to keep in my head. Man,
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  Speaker 2: The scandals just don't stop coming these days. Jer's like
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  Speaker 2: one minute you're looking three iye atlas skimming off the
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  Speaker 2: side of the sun, were apparently full of aliens. The
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  Speaker 2: next thing, there's war breaking out in all parts of
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  Speaker 2: the world. You have all sorts of political issues upheaval
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  Speaker 2: in every corner of the world, and then you land
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  Speaker 2: this bastard of a story on me, like.
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  Speaker 3: Every now and then you're just like I could use
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  Speaker 3: a win, and you open the news and you get.
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  Speaker 2: This Penguin and club bars of McVitie's fame can no
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  Speaker 2: longer be officially called chocolate.
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  Speaker 3: Ure Like this is where we are in this life, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: you can have nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're from the border, where, in all fairness you
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  Speaker 2: were washing these long wefore was fashionable mc Vitti's Vitties
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  Speaker 2: owned by a company Plaidus. Is that they're own by
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  Speaker 2: are now washing chocolate? There washing chocolate?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm going to tell you, Tom.
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  Speaker 3: At least they're honest about it. This story that broke
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  Speaker 3: and last week is that there is now so little
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  Speaker 3: cocoa powder due to our old friend cause he lives
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  Speaker 3: the cost of living crisis, the inflation of goods and
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  Speaker 3: commodities around the world, which is the fault of no
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  Speaker 3: one president and fucking particular.
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  Speaker 2: But here we are because the cocoa powder has.
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  Speaker 3: Soared so much that they have fined it down so
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  Speaker 3: much in penguin and club bars that they can no
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  Speaker 3: longer legally call them chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So there's been some serious droughts out in
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  Speaker 2: West Africa where chocolate we in the western world. I
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  Speaker 2: suppose Britain and Ireland would get her chocolate typically from
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  Speaker 2: their South American chocolate's all right, which, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: if anybody can get their hands with some Mexican chocolate,
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  Speaker 2: I would highly recommend it.
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  Speaker 4: You may find yours have to en urgy to do so.
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  Speaker 2: You would may find yours have done a lot of
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  Speaker 2: fucking housework afterwards, that's all I'm saying. You will have
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  Speaker 2: an exponential amount of energy. But that's not where we
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  Speaker 2: get our cocoa from. A coca typically comes from Ghana
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  Speaker 2: or the Ivory Coast or Cortivore as it's correctly known.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, BBC writ in Ivory Coast because they still
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  Speaker 2: probably have a toe in the water to somewhere there
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  Speaker 2: between them and the French.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, their cousin still fucking runs the place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, so they essentially what it's gone. It's
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  Speaker 2: jumped in the last you know, it's like it was
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  Speaker 2: three and a half thousand dollars a ton. It was
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  Speaker 2: twenty six hundred pounds a ton when they had this
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  Speaker 2: representative from McVitie's is talking, and he was saying, it's
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  Speaker 2: now gone up. Now it's a fair jump to eleven
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  Speaker 2: and a half thousand a ton, So.
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  Speaker 3: Something's got to give there, all right. And I do appreciate,
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  Speaker 3: I do kind of appreciate that they didn't just keep
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  Speaker 3: the percentage of cocoa high and then double the price
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  Speaker 3: of a penguin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because because as we well know, your chocolate has
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  Speaker 2: been getting smaller.
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  Speaker 4: For like, a curly Worthy is nothing non existent these days.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, a curly Worthy isn't much of a bar
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  Speaker 2: to start with anyway, It's got holes all over. Worley
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  Speaker 2: is just an extruded chump. Yeah, now you're talking. Now
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  Speaker 2: you're talking. The holes of a fucking curly Worthy are
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  Speaker 2: getting bigger by the days. A chump on ozempic, that's
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  Speaker 2: what a curly Worldy is, exactly a dragged out chump.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it would seem that now they're in they're
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  Speaker 2: in such a bind. They're like, well, if we stay home,
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  Speaker 2: we got to come up with alternatives. And they've done
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  Speaker 2: blind taste testing and people are happy out with the.
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  Speaker 4: Chocolate flavored stuff they put into it.
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  Speaker 2: But once you drop under because there's the thing that
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  Speaker 2: this once you drop under twenty percent of actual coca,
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  Speaker 2: that's it. You're that's the cut off line. You're like,
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  Speaker 2: you have to call it chocolate flavored. Yeah, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to tell you this one. Okay m hm.
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  Speaker 3: Sad state of affairs. Not one that I can see
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  Speaker 3: us pulling out of. It's not like this time next
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  Speaker 3: year the price of chocolate's going to go down. It's
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  Speaker 3: like your relax, lads, we got it, we nailed it.
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  Speaker 2: Here we go. Ah, this is not a new thing.
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  Speaker 2: I want to say, no, and.
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  Speaker 3: And and as I and as I read about it.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently this has been going on with white chocolate for
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  Speaker 3: several years that you've had.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you'd have, if you've had, like, say.
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  Speaker 3: For example, like a white kit Cat, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: why you would eat such a fucking thing. Oh geez,
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  Speaker 3: you know that's a white chocolate flavored kit Cat and
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  Speaker 3: has been for quite some time.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand what is white chocolate versus brown chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I can't understand we would have had I don't like
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  Speaker 3: white chocolate number one whenever, Really.
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  Speaker 2: I could, I could, If you know, what, if there
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  Speaker 2: was nothing else. You know when you go, you know
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  Speaker 2: when you get those mixtures of it, like those the
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  Speaker 2: sea shells, and they got a bit of white chocolate
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  Speaker 2: in it. Yeah, no problem with that, I know, I
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  Speaker 2: have no problem with that. But you know, do you
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  Speaker 2: remember what club milk, what the club bars, what their
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  Speaker 2: their slogan was, Yes, Tim, I do.
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  Speaker 4: What was the chair?
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  Speaker 2: If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit,
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  Speaker 2: join our club. Well like the fucking club is closed
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  Speaker 2: for business, Lens, there's nobody else love is closed for business.
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  Speaker 2: If you like a lot of chocolate on your business,
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  Speaker 2: on your biscuit, so be it. It's gone.
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  Speaker 3: Here's what I'm gonna tell you, tom Right, it's not
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  Speaker 3: a new thing, and therefore it's It's like I would
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  Speaker 3: have said with the penguin in particular, I would have
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  Speaker 3: said that a penguin was chocolate flavored coating to be kinber,
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  Speaker 3: because I've seen chocolate flavored coating on things for forty years.
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  Speaker 2: This is it, And penguin was never famed for it,
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  Speaker 2: like it was the bear scrape.
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  Speaker 3: And and it was more like a it felt like
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  Speaker 3: kind of a thin fondant, do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: It never came across and then you did the kind
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  Speaker 2: of fake an ash up to the middle of it. Right,
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  Speaker 2: But and so I could.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not in any way.
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  Speaker 2: Upset about the penguin. It's like whatever I could have, tad,
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  Speaker 2: do you know what? It's not something I would reach
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  Speaker 2: for in a hurry anyway.
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  Speaker 3: But the club been quite a while since I've had
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  Speaker 3: a penguin afore telling the truth there.
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  Speaker 2: A club or like the whole phone of that was,
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  Speaker 2: do you remember you dip it in the tay or
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  Speaker 2: you just you'd nash off because the chocolate was so taken.
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  Speaker 2: Younsh the chocolate off, Yeah, and get a big chunk
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  Speaker 2: of chocolate. That now their whole selling point. What are
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  Speaker 2: you going to join our club? Hey? If you like
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: shade butter or palm oil flavored shita. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: anybody out there, I'm not telling you how to be healthy,
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  Speaker 2: but if you find palm oil is in anything, don't
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  Speaker 2: even feed it to the fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Don't even feed it to the worm's lads. That ship.
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  Speaker 2: It's that's the thing, the club Club.
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  Speaker 3: Milk's gotten to the point of the chocolate on it,
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  Speaker 3: it'll be so thin. They can't even print out the
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  Speaker 3: world stow milk.
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  Speaker 2: On No, no, no, no. This is almost like you
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  Speaker 2: remember that thing they came up a couple of years
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  Speaker 2: ago and the Americans were horrified diapics.
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  Speaker 4: Subway couldn't call their bread bread anymore. This this one
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  Speaker 4: was sprung to me.
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  Speaker 2: They couldn't call the subway bread bread because I had
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  Speaker 2: that much sugar in it. It was technically cake. And
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  Speaker 2: to me, I just saw that as been a net
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  Speaker 2: positive for the consumer, well.
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  Speaker 4: Especially the American consumer.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, come on, come on, I gotta make I
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  Speaker 2: gotta eat myself into disability here, so let's fucking keep
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  Speaker 2: that cake bread gumming. So yeah, they they they, but
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  Speaker 2: even they my mother, who's who does a lot of
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  Speaker 2: the kind of would you call them styley cakes for
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  Speaker 2: people and stuff like that, she any of the recipes
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  Speaker 2: that you're reading or anything you're looking at that might
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  Speaker 2: be from an America, you just got to disregard everything,
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  Speaker 2: because they could. They could create the Eiffel Tower out
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  Speaker 2: of the cake. Magically, it works. But here's the thing,
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  Speaker 2: it's damn near got fucking.
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  Speaker 4: Rebarre amount of sugar in the thing.
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  Speaker 2: So it just works. But you just don't put that here.
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  Speaker 2: Our palette won't fucking touch it. By the same token
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  Speaker 2: they were shocked horror. That's subwhere we're like, what's what
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  Speaker 2: these fucking europe pounds, you know, and there are lack
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  Speaker 2: of fucking sugar and things. Well, it would seem we're
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  Speaker 2: getting right down to the pure shite here as well,
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  Speaker 2: when where we've ended up because where they're not saying
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  Speaker 2: how much is in it? Now? Like I guess when
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  Speaker 2: you drop a low twenty percent and you can no
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  Speaker 2: longer be called chocolate, why fucking better putting any chocolate? Well,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this is it.
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  Speaker 3: When they say they drop a lot twenty percent, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: something tells me that it ain't nineteen point five.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. I think yeah, I think
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  Speaker 2: you're right. I think we're we're we're going to be
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  Speaker 2: way down there.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, I gotta tell you, buddy, iPhone, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to pick up a penguin very shortly, just to see
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  Speaker 3: what they're like, because not for nothing, this is not
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  Speaker 3: a new thing. Wagon wheels never had chocolate on them, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: they were always chocolate flavor coating, always since day at
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  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what else had a chocolate flavor
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  Speaker 3: coating chalk ices.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I always put that down to.
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  Speaker 3: Be in like you know, it just wouldn't take it
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  Speaker 3: in or that was like something to do with the
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  Speaker 3: manufacturer and the freezing and the coal. And it was
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  Speaker 3: ice cream, so fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: But like comparatively, if you look at a feast, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean, that's chocky. That's a bit more
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  Speaker 2: choky now than a chalk ice. Like a chalk ice
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  Speaker 2: was absolutely only fucking Maria like that. Got to see
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  Speaker 2: they showed up a bit of ice cream, almost like
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  Speaker 2: an expecting father looking in at and you know, their
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  Speaker 2: their child.
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  Speaker 4: Through the glass.
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  Speaker 2: They just showed up a bit of ice cream, threw
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  Speaker 2: some chocolate through a fucking window and went your chalk ice.
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  Speaker 4: Now that's what you are, Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 2: What you are now? By well there you go.
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  Speaker 3: That is that is the the endangered penguin, shall we say?
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  Speaker 2: I'd be very very interesting. I think there'll be opinions
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  Speaker 2: on this one. I'd be very opinion.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be very interested in this one because like you know,
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  Speaker 3: so goes the so goes the garden, goes the business,
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  Speaker 3: as vincement Man used to say, but so goes the
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  Speaker 3: penguin goes the Aldi knockoff penguin, which is the ones
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  Speaker 3: I eat.
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  Speaker 2: That's the truth of it. Yeah, that's the absolute truth
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 4: And we're kind of going we will if.
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  Speaker 2: Those guys are If those guys are some twenty percent
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  Speaker 2: the ELI knock version, it'll be knock off version numbers here.
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  Speaker 2: Those are penguins. We'd love to hear your thoughts on them.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe penguins every day. And this is this is your
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  Speaker 3: nine to eleven. I don't know that is know in
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  Speaker 3: the comments right, But we're going to move on because
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: we have a lad to talk about this week, and
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Tom this lad has been a lad for quite some time.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Every now and.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Then someone just jumps out of us across the world
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: and it's like, oh my god, this lad, what a lad,
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: what a great lad.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Let's talk to him this week. It's a little bit different.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about it in this lade.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Now there's that guy.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Do you know what I think we were? What how many?
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: We're seventy odd episodes in one hundred and sixty something
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: episodes on the on the bank. We rarely pull a count,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? We rarely pull a gunt.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: We put this time. We've rarely put anybody in as
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: this lad with the sole reason that we can fill
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: at them.
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually know we've never really I don't.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I can't think even when we even when we talked
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: about criminals and stuff like that would be you know,
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: you'll go they were cheeky getaway when it can. It's
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: kind of objective. It's like, well, look at it. This
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: is what he did, This is what they did, this
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: is where they're at. And you know it's a newsworthy
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: This is not so much newsworthy in that it's just
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: given us an opportunity. And Jerry's disdained for any formal
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: monarchy anyway. I I too. I mean, Jerry has a tattoo,
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: but I don't. But this week we're talking about Andrew
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Formost Andrew Andrew.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: The Nuns formerly known as Prince.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Yes exactly, Andrew mount Baton wins Our, who lost his
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: title in the last week as the as Prince Andrew. Now,
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: this guy's fall has been absolutely spectacular to watch. And
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know about you, Tom, but I've quite enjoyed
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: every minute of it.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Do you know, I know, rarely like I would often,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying beyond the beyond the side of the
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: antagonist or the protagonist, whatever where you want to look
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: at it. In this scenarios, I'd normally just go, I
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: should look if they haven't, if it's not proven, what
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: are we doing? But it's a greasy bastard from top
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: to tail on this one, like, and there's no running
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: away from what he was up to, the nasty bastard.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: And also it's one thing if a fellow lost his
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: business that he built in the ground up, you're like, well,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: you know a lot of employees are losing.
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: This guy just got gift to the princehood.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: The prince who had every have had everything andrew what
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: even was.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: He the fucking Prince of Prince of doug Shitt was
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: what he was. It's such a travel a call out,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: the Prince dog shite that is actually directly lifted from
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: a traveler call out.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: He was really famous one they went around like twenty
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: years ago and he said, you're you're you're the king
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: of this, You're the king of that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: You're the king of dog shite.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: And that has stuck with me every now and then,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: I will if someone puts them up themselves up to
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: be the grand poop of this, that and the other.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, yeah, the grand poop. He couldn't be
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: the prince of of what I suppose somewhere in the
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: comonwell maybe he would put there's the Prince of Wales,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: there's the princess, there's the Princess of Scotland. He was
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Jukie York is what he was, buddy, the grand old
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: duke of your old You just get handed this ship.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Like I know, lads get handed their their parents business
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: and stuff like that, but they got to run with
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: it and make create.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: You know, they got to move on.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: Like you can just be be. You can just and
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not begrudging anybody get for getting handled the title
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: or whatever, but like, dude, just don't be.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: I can't just like, how about this, You get the
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: sweetest gig in the world.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: You don't have to.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Like you all that it is impossible to fuck up,
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: impossible to lose.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: But you know that he did.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Forget who you're dealing with here, Tom, because like you know,
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: through our life we're not going to get into we
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: remember when or anything like that, but we'll get into
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: that real shortly.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: On a separate more cheerful subject.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: All through my life all I heard was like, Lord,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: this got done for sexual impropriety, and Tory MP's got
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: done with sex scandals and so and so got done
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: with this and so and so good done with that.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: It just seems won't you get into the upper upper
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: class and indeed the monarchy in the UK all fucking
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: bets are off. It's just like you can't be a
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: count quick enough?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Well this, yeah, yeah, yeah, but what the way would
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: they be here? What what other way would they be
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: with no recourse? Throughout your entire like everything, like you know,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: you know yourself. You've got a good paragenes, right, you
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: got a good shirt if it's the one, you know,
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: you've got a couple of good bits of these things.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: And you mind you got a good power tool, you
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: got you mind it right because you have to work
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: for it. It's a prize possession, it's a thing that
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: you need.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Or whatever.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Their entire existence, every facet album down to the greatest
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: toilet paper, down to the help have having dinner and
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: breakfast brought to you at all times of the day.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: You know you're going to pizza hut, and but every moment,
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: every facet of their life has been the best of it,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: so they have no how could you have any regard.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Now I'm not excusing it. I'm just telling you that's
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: what's happened. It's so unhealthy and unnatural for people with
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: their big, pudgy, fucking faces to be just dropped into
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: these scenarios and they're just of course they're going to think, sure,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: of course I can just go to an African village
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: and eat all they're young.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: Of Course I can't do, you.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Know, like you know, of course I can hunt the
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: poorer's game, you know, Like yeah, I go back to
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: a bit that Doug Stanhope had in one of the
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: specials Along the Way, and he was on about like,
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: you know, these billionaire adventurers that go and hot air
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: balloons around the world and all this kind of cracking goes.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: That's the sagn of someone that literally has nothing to do.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: They are they're out of ideas, they're so bored. Every
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: minute of their day is bored that they have to
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: go and do this shit. Because you cannot have a
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: billion dollars and not be bored. Because I, Doug Stanhope
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: have seven hundred and forty dollars and I don't know
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: what to spend it on.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Hence, well you end up in the fucking carbon fiber
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: submarine at a lot of the ocean.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: As I'm up all night on eBay looking for shit,
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I don't need just to spend my money. But yeah,
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: this is these are the people that go like you know,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: and best case scenario, these people funnel their money into
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: visiting the Titanic submarine and then they pop. You see Andrew,
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Andrew put all his coin on nonsense.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing, here's the fucking thing.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: You can see the kind of what the fuck look
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: in his face in every photograph, right, And I'll tell
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: you why because his links to Epstein, would say, is
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: what give him away. Now, I don't know how he's
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: been hung out to dry because let Epstein has a
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: list that has never you know, the FBI magically I
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: still haven't released and we're not going down that road
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: in the future episode.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: I will tell you.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: You know, the way you'd often see in construction and
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: stuff like that, that you put in framework that can
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: be burnt away at the end to sacrifice.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: You know, it can be sacrificial, you know.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: In difference now you know, a man took down chimneys
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: in that very way to.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Well, I think the whole royal family have some sort
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: of creepy links to different scenarios, Like there's pictures of
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Epstein sitting in Queen Elizabeth's fucking cabin.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I think William, then you incumbent to be he burnt
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: this lad mind? You get the fuck I have to
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: tell you to him, because I indeed did the fine
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show. All of this
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: happened real quick. All this happened in the last week.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: For the last four or five years there has been
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: crack about Prince Andrew being a dirty, fucking, naughty bastard, right,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: and he's firmly denied all allegations, but his mother paid
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: his accused of twelve million pounds all the same.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Was that?
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Is that right?
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: That?
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: I kind of missed that? Okay, right?
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: You know, and that was like we're just paying twelve
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: millions just so we can move on.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Was like great, okay, yeah, because people that aren't guilty
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: normally just dorole out twelve million just and then the
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Queen dropped dead, you know, family flowers only, Yeah, she
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: fucking dropped dead, probably from the stress of it, you
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: know if so, ha ha right, and then he fucking
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: goes on and then it was like kind of quiet.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: And in the last week, all of a sudden, it's
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: like real quick, Andrew, we got to talk to you, buddy.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna interject with my
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: like my hypod's. So. I don't know if you saw
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: King Charles went to the Vatican, you see that. No,
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: So they had a kind of a linking of It
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: wasn't a week to watch them, Tom, it was. It
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: was kind of a all right, dude, we get it
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: your hype. You're you're proud, We're Catholic, I'm American, you're British.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Let's shake hands on this whole thing.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: I think they gave him a kind of a Maria
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: title from Catholicism that will go You'll be all right.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: But I think that meeting was come here, come here
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: to me, come here to me. All this ship needs
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: to tidy up all this fuck. I'm in house now.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: This is the new the new Pope, the American Pope,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: chic Hope. He was like we're cleaning house. We're getting
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: all our all our fucking nonsense a dying off, and
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: I'm working on to kill the next one. And you've
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: got one hang around your fucking house. So if you
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: want to move forward the scenario, you kill that. You
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: get that fucking brother off the fucking books, get him
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: out of the fucking royal lodge that he's in, because
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: the royal lodge was this is the fucking thing one
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: of the many properties to be given. Like, so he's
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: fucked out of Windsor Mansion and the royal lodge that
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: he was giving. He fucked out about the them, even
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: though he tried to contest to apparently, but I would
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: imagine the Pope, who is more powerful than the fucking
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: British royal family, went, if you want relationships to keep going,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: get him to fuck out, because and that happened this week. Chair.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: So that's that's that's you know what I mean, that's
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: that's what I think has happened this week.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: I think he went get him the fuck out because
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: the letter was I'm very you know, I just I
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: just feel it's better for me to not be part
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: of no no, no no.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: That letter wasn't written by.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: You at all, you know, that was put in front
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: of your design.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Really incredible because again, and we don't want to get
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: into we remember when, but I do remember royal scandals
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: and Diana and Charles getting divorced, and Andrew and his
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: wife Sarah Ferguson getting divorced, and he was known in
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: the British tabloids. In the real joke, he sort of
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: British way as Randy Andy. Well that's Randy Andy depps
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: his wake around the place. What can you expect from
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: Randy Andy? And in our lifetime, Tom, it has gone
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: from being well that Randy Andy to actually, you know what,
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: in close inspection, Randy Andy was abusing a whole bunch
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: of very young girls and this holding fucking stinks to
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: high heaven. And the British Tabloyd Press finally had to
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: turn around and go, actually, you know what, Andrew were
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: coming for your.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Buddy, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Look after you bye, tell him what's good from because
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: we're coming in the next couple of weeks.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: We're fucking common.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: Buddy, I would imagine.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: So, yeah, there's so much you can you can you
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: can keep from the press.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: And apparently even even Charles isn't even really running the family.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: It's apparently William. William is fucking running the top top
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: top to down to sideways. He's like, no, no, no, no, no,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: we need to clean house here. I'd be interested, I mean,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: whatever the fuck about Andrew, I'd be interested to see
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: what happens the do the Royal The Royal titles that
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Sarah Ferguson that she was still she still hang on
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: to me even though she's they have two two daughters.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know what ifver there was a woman that
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: could hang on to it, she'll be dead.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Oh you want to hang on? Yeah, she's hanging on
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: for forty years.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Fair folks store, Like you know what I mean. I mean,
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: you know she was.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: If you're going to you you may as well, like
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: you know, but I'd say I've seen that as well.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Sorry I interrupted their buddy, but I've seen that in
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: a in a a in a in a headline in
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: a newspaper, was like, oh, Princess Eugenie and Beatrice, like,
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: you know, it's terrible that they're being tired with the
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: sense of their fathers because they do such good work
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: for the royal family.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, what fucking what do these people do?
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Shoot them out of a cannon into the fucking sun.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Because the greatest shower pastors that ever shot out of
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: an arse hole.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: I am sorry.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Get the fuck rid of them all the you know what,
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Andrew gone is, Tom, It's a good fucking start, right,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: clean house, get the Latin, get Buckingham Palace, level it
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: with the ground, put multi purpose sports grounds for kids there.
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I think just put a jump zone in there.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: It's got high fourteen foot ceilings, you know what I mean,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Just put one of those jump zones and put the
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Greggs in.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: It, right, get the fuck rhythm, Andrew. We wish all
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: the worst in your future and the evors, okay, I
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: wish your life of fucking crushing poverty and misery, which.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: This segment has been brought to you by the to
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: fine people that here. Jerry, tell us how you really feel.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, when was a lot of time
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: you see me come down on this lad like that.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Fair any any any monarchy. It is just madness nowadays,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: like madness. I mean they can say it's tourism and
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: all the rest, but.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Why the kings and queens and princess and princess as well.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: You know what do you believe in?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Fucking fairies and nymphs? Get egg sling them? No good,
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: waste the time wrong, So let's so let's let's write
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: course on this time because we as we dropped there
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: a couple of times, we do remember the royal family
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: down through the.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Years fondly as you've just heard, but there's other things
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: to remember because we were old as mid forties, I
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: got crinkley.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Eyes, so we got wrinkly eyes.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we've got a wrinkly eyes. We're not going to
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: get boatoks, but like if it would solve rinkley eyes,
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: let's talk and through our lives we've done things that
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: put wrinkles in our eyes. And we talked on our
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: final segment of the show what we call we remember
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: when when I was a young.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago. Halloween is
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: like we are actually recording right early this week, so
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Halloween is still a small bit of panel. As I
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: was in Woody's earlier, could have bought a load of
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: stuff at a half price. But it is smoldering fireworks
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: still on the Green Town. There's still they're still popping
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: around the local town here, so you know it is
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: it is a thing that's it hasn't gone gone as.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: We'll regard this even though with Landy on Thursday. But Jerry,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: do you know what I think? I think this the
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: nexus of this, the nucleus of this might have happened
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: on last week's episode, did it by?
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: Or the week before? Maybe because something pinged in both.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Our brains is like for a moment, we're like, oh
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, Well, I'll tell you you know, we will
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: start for fresh for people that don't have an encyclopedicnoledge
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: of the back Cattle and the Potoma Jerry show here
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: and the.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Transfer are there if you want to have a look
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: at him.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: That's on Spotify, do you know.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: But I'm gonna tell you this tom this year, I
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: have to say the Deeping Wall has been breached, The
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Normandy Beach has been stormed.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Helm's Head has been helled, Helm's Deep. As you say,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: the ladders have gone up, they've gone You've fucking crossed
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: the moat and a lot of American arcs coming in
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: over the front. We put up a good defense down
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: through the years, but Halloween gone By has proven to
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: me that we have finally lost the war against candy.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: What fuck candy has replaced sweets? It rolls off the
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: tongue of every kid that came about here trick or treating,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: and my own children as they would talk about how
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: they were looking forward to getting their Halloween candy.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Was there a moment here when you looked at your
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: own children it was almost like, you know, and there's
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: apocalyptic movies with zombies where a family member it's bitten
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: and they've got an hour or so in yourn like, well.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Honestly, Tom, that's that's a couple of years back because
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: for the past couple of Halloweens to say all like
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: the Halloween candy, it'll.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Be like it's sweets, it's sweets. But this year, Tom,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: it's done. Is it done? There's no there's no fighting it. Fuck.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: So what we wanted to do with the final assignment
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: of the show is, given that the Americanism that is
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: candy looks set to replace sweets in Ireland, we want
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: to take a look back at our lifetime, Tom, because
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: it happened in our lifetime, and take a look at
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: the creep of americanisms into everyday life. And I dare say, Tom,
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: I gotta tell you, buddy, I don't know that we're
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: going to be blameless in this. Do you know?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Look at we all grew up watching Baywatch. These things
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: they do infect our lives. We can all do a
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: half decent American accent. It's the thing that sets us apart.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Like when you know, you see a lot of Irish
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: actors and British actors getting roles and they're like.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: How the fuck did they get that?
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Gig? Was like, well, they watched American Telly and this
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: seems to be where it's coming from. But also like advertising,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: but like it's all well and good.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: You can say, well, the kids are.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Just peppered with us, you know, from YouTube to Netflix,
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: all the shit they're watching and stuff like that. But
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: it's when you see, you know, twenty like I know
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: they talk about gen Z, but there's people in their
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: thirties jar who behave like they're eighteen, do you know
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Like still wearing shit that it's wearing
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: shit that eighteen year olds are wearing. And you're like,
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: and they're coming to one came out here at a
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: gig A couple of I stick in my soul.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: It was must.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Be for and before the summer even and the host
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: who would be very politically leaning like or you know,
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: it's like okay, we get it.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: And just came and the same person is in their thirties.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: They were just talking.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: They were blessing at like middle aged people slightly older
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: only slightly older to this person and they refer to
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: them as boomers. What I'm gonna have to read you
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: in there, horse box, that's your way off the mark.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: You're you're well gone.
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: There, you know what are you talking about?
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Like you can see what you're going for? Yeah?
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see where you're going for. Find a
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: new word, find a new.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Because I don't think you really understand the origin of
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: the term.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: And I remember it just I went.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: I wanted to fucking storm on the stage and go listen.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: I'm I can't continue if you're going to continue hosting
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: like this arsehole of air. When you call people boomers,
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: you're like, what we're in fucking Dublin, Like what are
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: you talking about?
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Boomers?
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Jesus wept like the the none of these people the
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: dazz fucking storm normally and home wrecked with shell shock
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: somehow Mustard and just you know, drove a fucking hardy
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: or fucking your finger the fucking Mustang into a fucking
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: drag racer, like and that was the more that the
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: nucleus of fucking nescar. Those were boomers in the nineteen
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: fucking fifties.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: You TV brought a lot of it over to to
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: to us. And I hate to tell you, buddy, but
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: we we are the generation that that bridged from yes,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: you know, to Americanism. So our kids are doing it
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: because we were a week substrate to build upon.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: It's you're you are right, but there are certain things
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, cool hey man, dude, cool man, everything
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: that came in with the turtles and saved by the bell.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, right enough, right enough. We're not
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: without you know, seeing ourselves. But there's a level where
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: you're at now in your sky. It's nearly harder to
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: fucking do what you're doing, like and you know it's
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: it's it's what's killing me, okay. So they're swapped out words.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: We all know they're sidewalk. This's trash.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: I catch I catch myself on occasion. Tom. There's one
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: that's real insidious. There's one that that's real, because I
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: haven't I won't hear now that makes me want to puke.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: But go on, let's there's one the real sneaky that
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: you you will find yourself grown ass man using it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: And that's the street instead of the road. No see,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I used to build roads. I'm fairly passionate about that. No, No,
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: And you'd hear people say, you stand.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: It's outside my house or a street.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: No, And I found myself saying it's a street, and
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: every now and then it's like, no little road pile.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: You can let allow the streets being around the city,
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: but there's a road outside where you drive the car
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: like that's no, no Jesus car.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can treat street is.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Like a gateway drug to garbage. It's it's yeah, yes.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: And when I see you know you have to do this.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: You have to fill out you know, things were like
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I'm more link yesterday evening. It's like street address and
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: like street.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Address, I live in a forest.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be better off shooting, I think in a
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: fucking tribute to me, rather than trying to come up
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: a street out of the up on Google street View
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: looking up on Google lane View, look it up on
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Google Earth, probably the handiest way to find it. But
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: there's the ones that are creeping in that are bending
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: my brain. Is is mini versions of phrases like I
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: throw away ones so to to to write to center,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: so we would say right to center, yes, and what
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: don't find these people in my eyes twitched it fucking
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: is I'm gonna write center. I'm gonna write That means
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: that means you're going to just actually put down the
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: letters at S A N A. That that's right, that's
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: to write center, but to write to center. Oh, and
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: it's called it's got, it's got. Oh Jesus Jair tell you.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one that that that that that hasn't
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: quite come up yet. I mean, all we're talking about now, Tom,
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: really is the ones that haven't made it. Everything else
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: has wait online instead of wait in a line.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: There's that.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: And I had another one, I could careless?
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: Have you heard? Have you come across Americans?
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: And I heard it every now and then buddy, Yeah, yeah,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: what's wrong with no?
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: No? Couldn't no? I do you say coulde careless?
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: That's literally himself when I say it, Tom, But yeah, that's.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: Literally the polar opposite what you're trying to say. I was,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: you bought it, you put a little bit most of
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: like I got careless fuck journal, No, no, no.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: No, look at none of us. Like I said, we
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: are the people that brought this in. I'll tell you
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: one now, Tom, and I didn't bring this anywhere fucking
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: next on near the place. I'm going to tell you
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: this much. Now, go on, because I know what I
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: did in my day. Yeah, I know what you did
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: in your day.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: We didn't date.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christ.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: We weren't dating. No, I wasn't like you know, yeah,
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: I'm dating a lady up the way. You weren't like,
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, you know, I'm a lady in Dublin.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: You can go on.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: You be going with them, yeah, and you're going out
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: with them, you'd be doing a line. Yeah, it going
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: with them. A long time. I've been up feeling you
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: could go up your way and court a small bit too,
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: like you like an older one.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're dating. Fucking I know. I'm sorry, I can't.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: You're not dating. This isn't fucking yeaby.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Creek here apparently.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: And I haven't come across this myself, but apparently this
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: creeping into secondary school because I was teaching stand up
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: to secondary school students ty Is a couple of months ago,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: and apparently because we were talking about this like and
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: in fairness to the lads that were all and they
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: hadn't many americanisms the way they were speaking. But because
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I droom on it, I said, no, you need to
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: be careful now, don't be I'm sure you're watching stand
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: up in the build up to this, but don't find
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: yourself leaning because we're leaning into americanisms while you're speaking,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: as you haven't in the last two days, you haven't
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: used too many, in all fairness to you, like and
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: one that was going, yeah, but there's a lot of lads,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: a lot of lads he was saying, in the school
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: are calling it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: Hold on to the side of your chair here.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Math Oh what me? Tom? Yeah? Yeah, Oh that's a wilful,
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: fucking brutality. That's yeah, because I would have thought, Tom.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Now, just as you mentioned, secondary school, secondary school is
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: holding the line.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: It hasn't yet caved into high school. And do you
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: know why it hasn't? And I had I have a
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: theory on this as to why it. Please because Daddy
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: it's in Britain and its stuff like that, but it's
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: very much, uh a Protestant affair really yeah yeah yeah
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah, like the like it's still primary school
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: something parts of double color, the junior school and yeah Dublin. Yeah,
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like, but I was
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: because there ourself went to a non denomination of school.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: But you know what I mean, You know what I mean.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: All their their parking spaces are a bit wider than
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: the kind of park spaces you and I would get.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: Herself isn't one, but she know she identifies the one
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: every so often for the parking space.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Like I said, But and because there's a beauty.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: There's a beauty to Irish school systems primary school, secondary school,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: third level education. Yeah, one, two, three, very simple. I
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: can't figure out Americans with like junior high sophomores.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is, to be honest with you,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: But sure Jarrett is right up there with the way
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: they do everything fucking higgily, piggily make it as awkward
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: as you fucking can do, you know what I mean?
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Like the political system between the Senates and the Houses
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: and the fucking the whips and the fucking all these
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: kind of primaries. You're like the college the Swing States. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: you're just fucking you're making a dog's fucking dinner of it.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: The the one, you know, the one.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: And I pray, I pray this doesn't happen. And this
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: is oh God, if I fucking hear it, and it'll
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: be in it'll be in a situation where I'll have
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: to nearly be should pretend to be upset by this
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: situation rather than what I'm actually hearing. If somebody says
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: something that they did on accident, yeah, I haven't. I
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: haven't met any of them things to know, but I'm
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: all that ship. And the minute I see in here,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you one that is. Some of these are
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: some of these are brutal and more brutal than the like.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Luckily we haven't succumbed to chips instead of crisps. We're
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: all right there. We still know what.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Taken over to.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: The fries are in there, fries instead of chips. No,
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: they are not not right, not in this house anyway. No,
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: not in this house anyway, but at the minute, but
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: it's definitely a thing like, yeah, program fries, program chips.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: And see a lot of this is you know, and
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: we're not losing. This isn't like you know, weeping that
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: the blask And Islands is like losing the younger, you know.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, right.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Here's one that spects me. Okay, and here this.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Is one of these insidious ones.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Okay that it would pass you by. You know.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: It's not like someone It's not like someone says, you know,
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I don't know, take.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: The trash out, take the trash out, you know what
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I mean? Yeah, that would that would stick in your cross.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: This one will pass you by. Uh. Do you want
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: to go for beer? Yeah?
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Instead of tom a pint?
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go for a pint? Yeah? Yeah,
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: that's a sneaky one.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: That's a sneak one.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I can go get a beer after work. Yeah, because
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't go for a beer. I go for a
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: pint again, you know, but a pint yeah yeah, yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: because it would suggest that we're going to what We're
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: gonna sit there and drink long necks.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: In a pub exactly.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Like beer has beaten lager.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: For twenty years.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know who the fuck says lager. In all fairness,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know how it lasted to it, you know,
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: somebody I suppose just yeah, we're trend but beer beer
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: is actually a German word, so you can see that
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: coming in, like beers'll be Germans using it, buddy, No,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: you're right enough. Vitamins apparently is there's.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: A couple like I will say, there's a couple of
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: like you know where, it's not where, it's where.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: It's where. It's not the where.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: It's not a change of the world.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: It's just a change of the pronunciation. Yeah, let's like
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: tomato and tomato. To me, it want to matter. We'll
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: just sort of a fair enough and not get beat
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: out of shape. But I'll tell you one thing.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Dam Like, I'm wearing the jumper now there, but the
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: day you turn around, tell me it's a lovely sweater.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: We're finishing the podcast like that.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: And likewise, the day that the kids came home and
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: said and instead of saying that they had lunch, that
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: they had recess, it's gonna be trouble. But I feel
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: that day is common, buddy. I feel like my kids
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: will be out of primary school before that happens. But
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I have a funny feeling your kid will be.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: Do you know what?
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: This is the thing? Now we did we did dig
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: him into the country. Every kid in his class is country.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: So I'm just hoping. But they all have to tell
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: you too. So the thing that kills me fucking bothered
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: me so much in recent years, like is the this
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: is an adaptation of actually giving a fuck about politics
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: to the level and Irish people do talk about this.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: That's a whole episode of the actual mannerisms of the
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: Americans and friends.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: And if they're are any Americans listening to.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Us, which there are, we do have Americans, but they
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: They we like you just fine, but you keep your.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Thing and we'll keep our thing to exactly I'm not.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying we need to close the game border,
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: you know. But at the same time, Jesus then needs
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: to be something left. Then He's to be something left.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Like I want to tell anyone, it's very simple how
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: I find it creeping into me And this is like
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: a this is like a this is pure commerce, baby,
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Work comedians, now you still stick to the stage.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: I myself come and go, yeah laps. But I might
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: tell most of my jokes and that most of my
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: stories online on Twitter, on social media, social media pages
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: that we're going to talk about real and every now
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: and then I will be writing a joke for Twitter
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, who.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Am I writing this for? Because it's going to keep
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: it in Ireland and yeah, tweak it a little bit.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: It might just.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: Catch in America and get a little bit bigger. For
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: all the fun that's work. But you know what, you
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: know what this.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Is all that's a horrish way to look at it too.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: I wrote a joke the other day for Twitter and
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: it was like, parents, be sure to check your Halloween.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: You know, if you kids are at a trick or
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: treat and make sure and check their sweets when they
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: come home because there might be something in it you'd
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: like so you can wrap bed.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not my best work, but there you go. But
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: as I was writing, I was like, no, should I
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: say candy instead of sweets? Because that would throw it
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: open to the algorithm to a wider audience.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Do you know what?
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I hope you didn't and I didn't, and I'm not
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: gonna I'm not putting a hat on a hat here
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: or tell you how to write a joke. But what
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I would have liked you I like that joke, just fine.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: What I would have liked you to say is all
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: that be sure to keep an eye on watch the
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: sweets your kids bring home, and make sure that you
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: know they don't call them candy, you know what I mean?
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: And that's the forfeit that actually, yeah, do you know
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: what I mean? That's your forfeit the second you call
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: a candy it's mine, it's it's mine.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: But I just just you know, just in with my
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: machine thinking now all of a sudden, I'm like, hmmm,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: the algorithm of social media would probably play Halloween candy
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: more than it would play Halloween sweets. So just on
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: the off chant that this kids ten more legs than
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: it otherwise would have done, will I sell my soul
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: and say candy.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Instead of sweet? I didn't, but you thought, yeah you
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: thought about it that I think, why we I I've
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: probably done well?
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: Do you know what?
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: That's why you have a huge following on Twitter? Because
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I would often write things, even phonetically in my accent,
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: to be so fun and do you know what I mean,
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: just to be so ignorant. I write it phonetically to
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: sound like me.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Because it's just I can't bring myself around to it,
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: because it comes a time when you even even early
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: doors with and I'm nearly done at this stage. I'm
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: getting myself vexed, but early doors and thenkfully we caught it.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Now there's still a bit of an argument going on.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: It's it's a little passive recipe between myself and the wife.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: But I mom almost made it in at one stage,
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: and we both stomped that out, we both And because
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Natas is from where she's from, mum, no, no, mammy, mammy.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: And I still I still will.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Where's your memmy? Where is your memmy? And down the
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: other end of the house, it'll say, your mummy is
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: up here. I'm like, okay, we'll we'll. This is a
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: te you know, this is our we we will. We'll
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: never meet on it. But it will be interesting to
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: see when he's eighteen nineteen. What I someone? Well, he
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, things will be okay, though, I think, because
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: the other day, while putting them off the bed, he
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: turned around and called.
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Me, do you laugh at this?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: I'm closing the door behind me, all right, can I good? Lad? Yeah?
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Instead of hey daddy, it's you know, morphed into dead.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, yeah, that's where it's going. And as
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: I'm going out the door, he went, hey, lead, Wait
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: what who's this fucking lead?
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: I'm still paying the builds around here, so fuck help?
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: So here.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: You know, we'll will know, Tom, you and I will
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: know the game has gone when we go down to
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: our local builders suppliers and asked for a sheet of
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: plass the board and get handed a sheet a sheet
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: rock and yeah, yeah, yeah, will know what's gone.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: But then I did a I did a post about
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: this on TikTok I think our Instagram, I don't know,
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: but it actually got a lot of interaction and it
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: was how genuinely standing in the builders providers.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: A couple of weeks ago I told you about this.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: There was a couple behind or in front of me
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: and they were brought in a lump They actually brought
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: in a lump of of of timber and uh, where
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: is this going? Yeah, And they actually asked him and
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: if they if they if Jesus Christ, if you had
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: two by four yeah, and the inflection and everything on
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: the two two by four and your man behind the counter.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Who's fair ignorant at the best of the times, which
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: providers tend to be.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: You're not going there to meet fucking you know, princess,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: fucking whatever it is. They're ignorant, and that's just the
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: way it is. And every fella, include myself standing in
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: the pair of work trousers, also at their own vomit
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: on the spot.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: We're like, you.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Shouldn't be allowed to you shouldn't be allowed the property
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: going on with that kind of fucking carry on, going
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: on with that two by four nonsense, two by four nonsense.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Here we call it four by two buddy. And even
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: you don't even need to overenunciate that buy in the middle.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: You can just go four to two. You can just
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: get to that. And no, and don't be coming in
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: with your metric rubbish either. Do you have more given
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: in ninety six by forty eight?
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Fuck off?
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Everybody in that in that hardware shop now they came
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: in looking for two by four.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Everybody was aghast. You give it another ten years.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Then people will walk up and say can I have
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: some two by four And the guy servant will say it's.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: In the lumberyard.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: And on that noe Ladies and Jane, we draw to
• 49:00
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• 49:04
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• 49:25
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• 49:33
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• 49:34
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• 50:32
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• 50:34
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• 50:36
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• 50:38
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• 50:43
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• 50:45
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• 50:49
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• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Next week, I've I'm away.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I've got a handful of more creams here that are
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: just gonna keep you company for the good luck. Blake