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I OPENED A CURSED TEMU MYSTERY BOX AT 3AM · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: Mystery, mystery, suspense, and horror, and curse, and Teemu.
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  Speaker 2: Today, I have a mystery bag full of cursed items
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  Speaker 2: from Teemu.
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  Speaker 1: That you can only open at 3.45am, and right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's 2.55am. But also, I want to say thank you
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  Speaker 1: to PDS Debt for sponsoring today's episode. What is inside
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  Speaker 1: my cursed bag? I had someone put this together for me,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm ready to just shat my pants. I told
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  Speaker 1: them they better thrill me. Better... Screw me. Better, um, impregnate.
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't right. Wasn't right, was it? Just feed me. Okay, stop. Wow. Um,
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  Speaker 1: middle of the night's really weird for me. Ooh, I
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  Speaker 1: see something I don't like. YouTube friendly.
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  Speaker 2: Let's pull, let's start the box. Everything feels safe with
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  Speaker 2: a box. Always gonna smell it, not gonna taste it.
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  Speaker 2: That's how something started, I'm sure, along the line.
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  Speaker 1: Pickle jar. Alright. Oh my god, they sent me myself.
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  Speaker 1: They sent me myself! It is a angry pickle with
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  Speaker 1: a dump truck sat in a jar. Why no lid?
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  Speaker 1: They said no lid. Why are you upset? You can
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  Speaker 1: literally get out. I found the curse part.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. I can't stop smelling it. I don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: That's where it's cursed. Rip!
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  Speaker 2: Okay, oh.
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  Speaker 3: No!
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  Speaker 1: We don't voodoo doll in this family.
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  Speaker 2: We aren't supposed to put bad intentions on anybody.
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  Speaker 1: Except for maybe somebody. I have a Mothman research card.
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  Speaker 1: I have a little Ouija board. I have some hand sanitizer.
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  Speaker 1: I have a parrot. And I have a whole bunch
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  Speaker 1: of bumper stickers. But for some reason, I don't appear
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  Speaker 1: to have a pen. Just a little surgery.
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  Speaker 3: Who are you?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just kidding, I didn't actually do it because I
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  Speaker 2: would worry that because I believed in it, something bad
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  Speaker 2: would happen.
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  Speaker 1: And no revenge, no revenge because we're a boss bitch now.
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  Speaker 1: No revenge. Have you guys been enjoying Chris and I's
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  Speaker 1: new podcast? It comes out tomorrow and I'm so excited. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: they sent gum. Fright Juicy Mint Magic Gum Game, okay.
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't very nice, but ask me if I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do that to my dad today. I am. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: see him and I'm gonna do that. Watch that, watch that.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like some gum? Of course I'd like some gum. Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. Next we have teeth. We have teeth,
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  Speaker 1: like literal teeth. Okay, cool, bring it on, babe. Multi-colored
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  Speaker 1: resin teeth. Do I fit there in the middle? Or
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of white? Please tell me yes. I brush
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  Speaker 1: so much. These are nice teeth. Just buy these and
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  Speaker 1: glue them to your own. They look really human.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: I can hear you yelling at me not to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I can hear it. I heard it in your brain. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: what is this? Oh, I'm gonna like this, aren't I?
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  Speaker 1: I can already feel it. I can feel it in
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  Speaker 1: my bones. Okay, I'm gonna guess that this is some
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  Speaker 1: kind of magnetic powder. And this is a magnet. Yes. Yes. See,
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  Speaker 1: now I'm just good. This isn't cursed, this is magic.
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  Speaker 1: This is the 10 out of 10 on the scale
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  Speaker 1: of I love it. Look at it go!
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  Speaker 2: I'm scratching the plastic though, like this is like a
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  Speaker 2: 10 minute toy. Put that in the Happy Meal.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat it. Oh my god. Why am I
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  Speaker 1: kind of turned on? Hold on, hold on. Close your eyes.
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  Speaker 1: And open them! Hi, I'm your babysitter. Wanna play escape?
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  Speaker 1: Escape my pants. Did I just say escape my hands
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  Speaker 1: or escape my pants? Y'all, it's early. It's late, but
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  Speaker 1: it's early. And what we got, the.
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  Speaker 1: Back to it. Welcome back. Something large and in charge.
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  Speaker 1: Am I talking about me? Maybe. I'm confused. Don't look.
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  Speaker 1: Don't look. I'm a roach. Look at my roach hands.
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  Speaker 1: And my roach body. And my roach antlers. They're not
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  Speaker 1: cowed antlers, are they?
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  Speaker 3: My roach.
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  Speaker 1: Please tell me! What are they? Antennas. They're my roach antennas.
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  Speaker 1: I feel safe and I feel beautiful. Cause I'm a
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  Speaker 1: roach and you are not.
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  Speaker 3: This is me giving you the roach finger, because that's
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  Speaker 3: what you deserve. You don't deserve the roach finger. You
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  Speaker 3: deserve the roach love. From me to you.
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  Speaker 1: This doesn't see, a normal person would say this is cursed.
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  Speaker 1: Am I a bed bug? Am I a roach? What
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  Speaker 1: do the spirits say? Oh lord. I whip my hair
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  Speaker 1: back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to take it off, but I should.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, oh, oh.
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  Speaker 1: It's a quarter sip? American Eagle what? Roach no mo.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen a cockroach in real life. You wanna
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  Speaker 1: know what's weird? I thought cockroaches only existed in America. Shh, stop,
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  Speaker 1: I know. I see something cylindular. Cylindular? Cylinder. Cylinder. The
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  Speaker 1: night is long and the attention span is thin and
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  Speaker 1: the word remembering is not. Okay, this kind of feels
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  Speaker 1: like it could be a rug. to be honest. Ooh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I was right, it's a rug. Ooh, flowers. Oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: the other side.
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  Speaker 2: It's a chalk outline of a person.
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  Speaker 1: It's a chalk outline and it's literally like as tall
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  Speaker 1: as me. Guys, why is this kind of cute?
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  Speaker 2: Vote, is there something wrong with me or is this
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  Speaker 2: kind of cute and I should leave it on this
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  Speaker 2: desk as like a spot to do things for activities?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you guys chose and it stays. Big white box,
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  Speaker 1: nothing more suspicious than that. What do we have? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's a light, it's a light. This is a neon
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  Speaker 1: sign that says horror, horror, horror. That's an inside joke
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  Speaker 1: that you'll eventually one day get. This is nice. And
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  Speaker 1: I would put this up in my bathroom above the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Because you know what you do, you know. Honestly, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just excited about that. What's this? Oh, these aren't even cursed.
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  Speaker 2: These are funny and kind of dark and kind of gross.
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  Speaker 2: which is the way that I like to go with things.
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  Speaker 2: How's the McShit going? Are we on a bathroom theme here?
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  Speaker 2: Imagine this over this. How's the McShit going? See, these
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  Speaker 2: are those moments where it's like, I'm having a child,
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  Speaker 2: can I put this up still? Parents, can I put
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  Speaker 2: up the McShit sign?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me yes, because I'm probably gonna do it anyways.
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  Speaker 1: What is this? It looks like a dress, but it
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  Speaker 1: has piping. Maybe it's... A skirt? It's a hat! It's
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  Speaker 1: a hat!
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  Speaker 2: It's a fancy witch's hat! For your favorite Christian witch!
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  Speaker 2: I'm not very erect, am I? This feels like I
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  Speaker 2: should just be naked and just wearing this. Is she
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  Speaker 2: a lamp or is she a witch?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, you keep just getting things and I'm just... Stop
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  Speaker 1: licking things. You don't know where this was. Oh, it
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  Speaker 1: feels good. I like that. I like it! I'll wear it!
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  Speaker 1: All day, every day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Accurate, accurate. Not even for me, though. I need to
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  Speaker 1: send this to my manager, Frankie. Here's a picture of Frankie.
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  Speaker 1: Runs my life, an icon.
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  Speaker 2: Look, a little desk plate, and it says chaos coordinator,
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  Speaker 2: because he coordinates my chaos.
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  Speaker 3: He does.
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  Speaker 1: We love you, Frankie.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, oh, is this just like a bog witch shirt? Ooh,
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  Speaker 2: Selena will wear this. Did I just talk in third person?
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  Speaker 2: Did I just say Selena will wear this? Selena likes this?
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  Speaker 1: Moving on. That was creepy.
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  Speaker 2: That was the 10 out of 10 curse thing was
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  Speaker 2: me talking in third person. Can we make sure I
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  Speaker 2: never do that again? Look, there's literally velvet on this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear this with just a black bra underneath
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  Speaker 1: and a little black skirt and big black hooker boots
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna look like a little hooker fog lady.
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  Speaker 1: Why does it all smell like someone smoked on it?
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  Speaker 1: This is probably how people wish I was. Does it
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  Speaker 1: look good? I feel like I would be one of
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  Speaker 1: these people in COVID. I wasn't because I just didn't
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  Speaker 1: go out because I was like, great excuse. Who would
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  Speaker 1: wear the mask that looked like a mouth where they'd
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  Speaker 1: be like, put your mask on. And you'd be like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm wearing one. That is pretty cursed looking. That looks
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  Speaker 1: like Megan's mouth from the Megan movie. Hi. See this?
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  Speaker 1: This looks a little suspicious. Suspicious. Oh, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on. Probably cost a couple dollars. We couldn't stick
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  Speaker 1: these on. Probably because they'd fall off. Guys, I hope
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  Speaker 1: all your... hopes and dreams are coming true. Sorry, that
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  Speaker 1: was really random. Anyways, hold on. Coraline, come hug your
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  Speaker 1: other mother.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that was also felt really a lot more cursed
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  Speaker 2: than the glasses were, but for real, I hope all
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  Speaker 2: your dreams are coming true. I hope things are going
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  Speaker 2: nice for you guys. I had a good day. I
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  Speaker 2: have this, my book deal coming out, which is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait for you guys to reread Hollow if
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  Speaker 2: you haven't read it. It's been, like, when I say reread,
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not the same book. There are tons
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  Speaker 2: of edits done and a whole bunch of new parts
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  Speaker 2: in it, and I just... It became such an amazing
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  Speaker 2: thing with such a team behind it and it's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be coming out in January and I think you're gonna die.
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  Speaker 1: Look at these. I don't know what they are.
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  Speaker 2: There's holes in them. This is the complete thing. It
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  Speaker 2: was just two things. They look like teeth. You could
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  Speaker 2: put them on your cupboards.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It feels cursed because I feel like
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. Oh, hold on. I
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  Speaker 1: read it. Wow, that feels better. That's not cursed. That's exciting.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna do that at the bar. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: do that at a party I'm going to this weekend.
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  Speaker 2: So be ready for that. Ooh, what is this? It
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  Speaker 2: looks like a towel. Don't know how personal towel can be. Wait,
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  Speaker 2: what does it say?
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  Speaker 1: Does this towel smell like chloroform to you? What?
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  Speaker 2: You know, Chris was here the other day, and her
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  Speaker 2: and Adam were talking about how I lack the thing
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  Speaker 2: in my head that says danger, and.
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  Speaker 1: Like, maybe I shouldn't do that. I just don't have
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  Speaker 1: that in my head. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I just do the things that are the dangerous. You
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  Speaker 2: heard that too, right? Yeah, it's the middle of the night.
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  Speaker 1: No one's here. So, yeah. Next up! What are these? Oh! Socks?
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  Speaker 1: Socks with skeletons on them? We got blue, and brown,
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  Speaker 1: and purple, and gray, and black, and another set of each. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's actually, I would wear the shit out of those.
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  Speaker 2: All right, time to go back into got baby sober,
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  Speaker 2: as I'm wearing my white shirt that says, I hope
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  Speaker 2: your dog likes me.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen something that's more me? No, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think so. What is this? Is it a snack?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, do they sell candy now from Timu?
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  Speaker 1: That'd be the perfect pick-me-up! Yes, they do. Sweet. 100% natural. Subscribe.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear me almost die? I almost died. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was the sound effects. Thanks. I'm gonna leave
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  Speaker 1: that in a public restroom. for someone else. Ooh, we
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  Speaker 1: have a spoon. You have been poisoned. Can you imagine
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  Speaker 1: giving that in someone's tea and then we all just
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  Speaker 1: laugh and have a good time and then they die?
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  Speaker 2: Moving on.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, what is this? Oh shit. Pop that stress away. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: bubble popping. Once you pop, it's tricky to stop. Pop
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  Speaker 1: to your heart's content with these 20 sheets of bubble
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  Speaker 1: wrap inspired goodness. Stop it! Oh my gosh. Give me
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  Speaker 1: a minute! Oh God. Do I know what the best
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  Speaker 1: one is though? This one. Fudge cake with sprinkles. Having
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  Speaker 1: some ice cream with it.
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  Speaker 2: But Neapolitan ice cream because then you don't have to
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  Speaker 2: come in to chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry.
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  Speaker 1: You can have a little bit of all.
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  Speaker 2: So, do you ever have those moments where you become
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  Speaker 2: hyper aware of what you're doing and who you are?
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  Speaker 1: That's me. I also found out that Trisha Paytas and
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  Speaker 1: Tana Mongeau, their podcast, Trisha Paytas talked about me today.
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  Speaker 1: And that was so sweet. Because I've watched Trisha, like,
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  Speaker 1: literally my whole life. Like, first YouTuber. It was, like, crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Way back when it was Shane Dawson, Onision, Trisha Paytas,
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  Speaker 2: and Jenna Marbles. Like, those were the only people that
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  Speaker 2: people were watching.
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  Speaker 1: And.
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  Speaker 2: I have watched Trisha like through all the phases, like,
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  Speaker 2: and I can recall at what phase of her life
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  Speaker 2: she was in, what I.
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  Speaker 1: Was doing in my life. Like, it's like when you,
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  Speaker 1: it's like when you hear a song and you can
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  Speaker 1: remember exactly what you were doing the last time you
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  Speaker 1: heard that song.
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  Speaker 2: But they were talking about the infertility struggles. And Trisha
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  Speaker 2: was like, he talked about Adam and I and like, she.
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  Speaker 1: Really knew our story.
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  Speaker 2: And my editor, Becca, she is the one that told
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  Speaker 2: me about it. And it just like really filled my
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  Speaker 2: heart that, you know, Trisha knew who I was. And
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  Speaker 2: she said, Tana, do you know who she is?
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  Speaker 1: And Tana's like, no. Tana, we took a picture together.
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  Speaker 1: And it's okay. I wouldn't remember me either. But I
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  Speaker 1: love Trisha Paytas a lot.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just been so crazy to watch her metamorphosis
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  Speaker 2: as a mother. And I just remember her always talking
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  Speaker 2: about how she couldn't have kids. And she's a huge...
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  Speaker 2: Someone who I've watched go through her struggles.
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  Speaker 1: And it was just amazing. And it was just really inspiring.
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  Speaker 2: Because sometimes I feel a little bit invisible in this
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  Speaker 2: big world. And I know that's crazy to hear.
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  Speaker 1: But I do... But it was just nice. It was nice. Oh. Oh!
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  Speaker 1: Look at these! They're just some eyeballs! You could put
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  Speaker 1: this somewhere and really freak somebody out.
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  Speaker 2: Like, I need you guys to know that I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: do some weird things with this shit. Like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: leave this in a bathroom somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: In the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: Nope, that's bad for the environment. I'm gonna do something
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  Speaker 2: weird with this. But I'm gonna have to be thoughtful.
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  Speaker 3: Kiss each other.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys used to make your Barbies kiss? Everybody
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  Speaker 1: was playing house, and I was like, kiss her! Ooh, heavy, okay. Oh, what? Ew,
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  Speaker 1: what is this?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, it's a picky toy! They're sending me
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  Speaker 2: cursed things not knowing I'm disgusting. Oh, there's more to
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  Speaker 2: put in there, and I can't wait! Okay, so this
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  Speaker 2: is one of those ears, and I have to pick
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  Speaker 2: the blackheads out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Oh. Oh my gosh, can I like
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  Speaker 1: push one out?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I love when Adam gets a good back pimple. Sorry, Adam,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling them. And he's like, can you get that?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, mm, give me the headlamp and the tweezers.
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  Speaker 1: I'm extracting tonight. Look at me just pulling these out.
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  Speaker 1: Becca does not like pimple popping and stuff. Becca, I'm
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  Speaker 1: so sorry, it's not real, they're plastic.
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  Speaker 3: I remember.
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  Speaker 2: I just gotta clear this guy's ear. Like, he must
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  Speaker 2: be so uncomfortable with all of these in here. Listen
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  Speaker 2: to the sound, ready?
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  Speaker 3: Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows, maybe it was his piercings that just took
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  Speaker 1: them all out. Whoops. Whoa, magic finger chopper? Is this
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  Speaker 1: gonna chop my finger off? Yes, honey baby child. Okay, ready? Ow.
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  Speaker 1: There is an actual chopper and I hurt my finger.
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  Speaker 2: This is a disgrace. If I went down hard, I
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  Speaker 2: would've chopped my finger off. Oh, so you must go
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  Speaker 2: like that and then you go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it just moved. Oh, it was broken.
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  Speaker 1: So you see it. Guys, it's broken.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you make it like that, and then you're like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna chop my finger off. Almost chopped my finger
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  Speaker 2: off because of Taimou.
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  Speaker 1: Is it Tee-moo? Is it Taimou? Is it Taimou? I
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: call it Tee-moo. That's what I've always heard on the advertisements.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: What is this? I see it's full of love. Oh shit!
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Now these are period panties. Why does it kind of
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: fit though? Why does it kind of fit? I'll leave
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: them on for you, but not for you. Okay, okay.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: This is kind of heavy. Ooh, this is cute. Is
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: this cursed because it's supposed to be witchy? 80 kinds
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: of natural gems. Wow, look at this. That's actually kind
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: of incredible. 80 kinds.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: We have white agate, red agate, green adventuring, rhododite, blue
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: lace agate.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: They literally have all of them. Oh, moonstone, my favorite.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Look at this. Ooh, labradite. That's one of my favorite
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: working stones. My favorite working stones. Okay, ready? Is labradite, moonstone.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I like obsidian and I'm just looking at black hair crystal.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: That's fricking cool. Never seen that before. I just love
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Labradite and a lot of it comes from Newfoundland. Newfoundland, Newfoundland. Oh,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: this is so cool. It's crazy how some of them
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: look fake. That's going in me office. What is this?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: How is this cursed? It's a little wooden mouse and
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: he's at a thing reading prayers. He's a priest mouse.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: He's a little church mouse. Oh my gosh, a church mouse.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: That's cute. You can stay.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Video over, I'm busy. Oh shit. This is incredible. I'm
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: gonna take this on the plane and play like a child,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: cause it's adventure time. What is this? Oh, I hate it.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I hate it and I want it to go away.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: What is this? What are you? You're someone's baby. You're
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: just a baby. You're ugly, but are you so ugly
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: you're cute? Mama. I'm not your mother. Okay, I'll be
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: your mother. Yes, I'll be your mother. I'm going to
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: name you Agatha because you make me want to ugh Agatha.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Get it? Because you're ugly. I would never say that
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: to a real child, but this is a face only
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: a mother could love. Oh, it's a little witch frog.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Now you are cute. Look at this little guy. It's
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: like a wizard. He's like a wizarding witch frog.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: And he's spooky and I think he's cute and he
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: can live here or she.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Welcome. Give me something real creepy. Oh, I don't like it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Ew!
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: What are you?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: You look like you have diarrhea out of personality. Your
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: name's Ria. This just feels like a cursed object.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Stay away from me. Do you see a move? Oh, fine,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: don't look.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Hello, I am going to get you. Yes, it smells
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: like bad chemicals. That's a good job though. We know
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: you are a curse, Valak.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Tickle, tickle, tickle. Ew, look at this ring. This ring
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: is teeth. With braces on. Look at that. It's teeth
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: with braces. I don't like it. I hate it. It's
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: kind of cute though. My mom would like that. I
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: know it's weird, my mom would like that, but she would. Oh,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I like these! What? Whoa! Hold up guys, there's been
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: a katast. We got a party during the day. And
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: we got a rock star tonight, buddy.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: You wanna kiss? I'll kiss you. I feel like if
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I was some kind of villain, I'd have cool glasses.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: These would be my villain glasses.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I might need to wear these on the plane I'm
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: going on to feel cool. I'm gonna try not to
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: talk ever again. I think it would be best for
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: a saw. Another neon sign?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: How many plugs do you think I have? All right.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: What you got for me, baby? Ooh, it's a vampire mouth.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Very me. If you know, you know. How is there
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: still so much stuff? Ooh, this feels cursed, but it
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: goes with my outfit. It's not good, is it? It's not.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: But we're having a good time.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Look, it has a penis. It's a fairy. It's a
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: preserved fairy. But it has a penis. I don't know
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: why it would just seem less weird maybe if it
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: didn't have a penis. That's cursed. Ew! I have a
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: really hard time with teeth.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: If you've seen some of my recent YouTube videos, I
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: recently had teeth done and one pulled and was out
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: for a very long time and was convinced I.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Had a soul death. So seeing this, you know what,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I can give you a little diorama on what happened
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: to me. The doctor, had gone in and done a
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: root canal. So they removed all the juice in the
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: canals and filled them up, okay? But it didn't work,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: so then he had to go in there. I didn't
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: like that. And he had to remove the tooth. Oh,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: I don't like this.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: And I think that really I should just get these
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: on all my teeth. I think I should just pull
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: out my whole mouth. I literally don't have problems in
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: most of my teeth. But a part of me is
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: just like, let's take them all out and get rid
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: of them forever and get dentures.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: What is this? Oh, this is showing a bridge maybe?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I should give this to my dentist because I don't,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: I don't want it. I don't want it. Dentist time.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Boom, boom.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Ooh, this is so cute. Look, it's a ghost on
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: a swing. You can put that on like your rear
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: view mirror or like on a little pin on your dresser.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Look. Ooh, I'm sorry. Let me push you well. I
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: remember when you were kids and you just like, you
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: just wanted to be like.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Look right out of the box and you've achieved all
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: you'll achieve. Hello, darkness, my old friend. Come to touch
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: my nuts again. That's not how it goes, though, is it? Ooh,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: what are you, clothing? Ooh, that smells strong. Oh, the witch!
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: That'll be a nice little nightie for me. I like
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: the movie The Witch. I actually have a goat in
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: my house and his name is Lucifer. No, it's not.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: What's the goat's name from The Witch, Bobby? Someone tell me. Oh,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: arsenic poisoning. Oh, it's a pill container. And it says,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: arsenic poison, antidote. Mix, tincture, iron, and ammonia, water or soda,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: dilute well and give freely. I'm gonna put my blood
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: pressure meds in there. Fun. Oh, a fake tongue. I
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: feel like I've spent so much time on social media
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: seeing people use these.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's... Ooh, you should not be putting that in
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: your mouth. That smells like gas on fire. Oh, I'm
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: not gonna do that, but it looks like I can't.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Ooh. I'm gonna get like an instant headache from that.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: That's gross.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: It's a fricking mosquito stamp. It looks like there's a
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: mosquito on you. That's mean to do to people, but
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: pretty funny.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Okay. It's a Ouija board pin, but it says, ho,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: don't do it. Ho, don't do it. And then, oh,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I love this. This is the... I wonder if they
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: sent this just in case you got cursed. Oh my gosh.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: They're real four-leaf clovers. And they've been like shrink-wrapped. They've
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: been laminated. I love them. I'm putting these right up
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: my ass. That's it. Okay. First, whatever this blob is.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: What are you? A fishnet? Oh, it's a fishnet shirt.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I'm a hoe. I'll wear it. I'm just kidding. You're
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: not a hoe if you wear fishnet. But that's what
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: our mothers used to joke around and say, okay? This
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: is a cylindular... Cylinder it.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: There is an octopus arm in there. Ooh, it's hard. Why?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Why do I smell? Pretty cool, pretty cool.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Y'all, y'all, this is an emotional support butt plug. Feeling
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: a bit uptight or just down in the dumps? Perhaps
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: you've had to deal with a lot of shit. I'm
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: here and I got your back. When life feels like
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: a real pain in the ass, I'm always all in
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: and here to help you take.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Things a little easier. I'm gonna keep you and I'm
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: gonna wait for the day that someone needs you and
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you to them. Feels like the right
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: thing to do. All right, last but not least. Are
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: you all different ones? Wait, oh my gosh. This, this
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: is extraordinary. They won't stand, no! Fine, we're not gonna
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: put the standing guys in. Screw y'all, go home. What
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: an amazing note to end the show on. This is extraordinary.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: This is extraordinary! Thank you so much for watching my
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: cursed mystery box video.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: I am gonna go to bed, but I want you
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: to tell me what kind of things you wanna see
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: me do, okay?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Do you think I got cursed in these items? What
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: was your favorite? I love you. Also, a thank you
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: to PDS Debt for sponsoring the show. I love you all.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Stay spooky. I have to run from the studio to
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: my house because it's dark and the coyotes might get me.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: But will they when I look this glamorous? Whatever. Bye, guys. See,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: now I feel like I can't stop until I know
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: all the bubbles are popped. Sorry.