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Hantatlantaparis | Son of a Boy Dad #401 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: My parents were gonna go, but then I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you didn't want me to meet No.
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  Speaker 5: I thought they would like your set for sure, But
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I don't think my mom is gonna
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  Speaker 5: like Shane said at all. So and she's like very
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  Speaker 5: like as soon as she doesn't like it, it's like
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  Speaker 5: this has to go off now. Like me and my
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  Speaker 5: dad watched Live in Austin, like like maybe like a
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  Speaker 5: year after it came out, and I remember it was
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  Speaker 5: like we were like maybe three minutes in when they
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  Speaker 5: when Shane's like, He's like me and my dad like
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  Speaker 5: we like to talk about eating pussy and fracking, And
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  Speaker 5: my mom was like, Jesus Christ, immediately turn it off.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think he'd be fine with me saying this.
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  Speaker 2: But you know bad Dalkey from Good Good, Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: guy with whom I won the invitational. So he comes
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  Speaker 2: from Oklahoma and it's from like a nice, sweet Christian family,
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  Speaker 2: and he told me when I saw him recently that
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  Speaker 2: his mom started watching the Internet Invitational and wrote a
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  Speaker 2: letter to Dave to complain about all the swearing.
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  Speaker 6: Really, that's hilarious, that's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's enough to make I would take
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  Speaker 1: out the swearing. If I got a handout letter, I'd
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  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, it's not worth it. It does actually
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  Speaker 1: kind of low brow dude version.
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  Speaker 2: Our college lacrosse coach had he had this policy. He
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  Speaker 2: even put it up on the board at the beginning
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  Speaker 2: of the season where if a single parent of a
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  Speaker 2: player ever wrote him to complain about their son not
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  Speaker 2: getting more playing time, he would print the email or
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  Speaker 2: the note and frame it and put it up on
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  Speaker 2: the wall of the locker room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I think that's fair, to be honest, Well, just ignore it.
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  Speaker 2: You got like a lunatics who have watched their kids
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  Speaker 2: come up. They have been the stars of wherever they've played,
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  Speaker 2: and and you know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. I never thought about that. I get
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  Speaker 5: everyone teams the best from their high school.
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  Speaker 2: You can just ignore the parents at that level.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, it just causes an incredible amount of friction
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  Speaker 1: for the kid because they have to go home and like,
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  Speaker 1: obviously their parent is hard headed and they have to
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  Speaker 1: get in an argument with their parents, being like dad,
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  Speaker 1: don't fucking do this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The implication there is like, if your parents annoy
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  Speaker 2: me mildly, I will humiliate you in front of the
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  Speaker 2: entire ty.
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  Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, that's yeah, that's fair, that's true.
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  Speaker 1: It's holding you accountable for so many reactions.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little, uh, a little extreme psychologically.
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  Speaker 1: They do.
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  Speaker 5: They must get an insane amount of emails though from parents.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know, and Stanley.
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  Speaker 5: I mean maybe, but I bet that there's a person
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  Speaker 5: there's number three, get him off the field immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's probably some Harvard students, not all of them obviously,
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  Speaker 1: whose parents' emails could do a lot for their kid,
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  Speaker 1: you know, across the board throughout their life, like oh
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  Speaker 1: Tommy like didn't get in the piano recital, or he's
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  Speaker 1: not in the high school placement or whatever that he
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  Speaker 1: wants to be in.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, rename the fields?
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  Speaker 2: Then?
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  Speaker 1: Is Harvard out of stuff to name from wealthy parents?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I worry about that.
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  Speaker 2: No, they're always building new stuff. They'll do a renovation,
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  Speaker 2: they'll do whatever. There's new buildings to be built, a.
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  Speaker 5: Lot of libraries. Yeah, that's the big one, right, the library,
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  Speaker 5: you gift the library.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if there are if there's room
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  Speaker 2: for any more libraries.
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  Speaker 6: There's always room for libraries. Just go down, I actually think.
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  Speaker 2: But truly the Widener Stacks, Yeah, famously, there's some story
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  Speaker 2: of like if you connected them all road to row,
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  Speaker 2: it would travel all the way from fucking Cambridge to
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  Speaker 2: you know, many many miles away.
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  Speaker 6: Really, that's pretty sick.
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  Speaker 2: And then the one of the rights of passage at
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  Speaker 2: school was that you were supposed to have sex in
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  Speaker 2: the Widener Stacks.
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  Speaker 6: Really, did you know why?
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  Speaker 2: Because I could convince a woman to company me down
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  Speaker 2: into the depths of the fucking bunks deepest library in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the night for fornication, I could not
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  Speaker 2: convince someone to.
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  Speaker 5: Do because that probably played a lot more back when
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  Speaker 5: people were just always at the library.
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  Speaker 6: You know you live at the library.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that too. I think it was just a very
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  Speaker 2: spooky request. That's one that's when the woman needs to lead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you want to go.
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  Speaker 2: Underground to check this off.
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  Speaker 6: The lists across the entire world them up perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: Where they could build them straight up in the air.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe straight up would be huge, like Ready Player one,
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  Speaker 1: like the scene at the beginning of Ready Player one.
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  Speaker 6: Just get a super long ladder.
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  Speaker 2: There were like four unwritten rights of passage. One was
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  Speaker 2: that The other was to pee on the John Harvard statue,
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  Speaker 2: which was kind of funny because all the Asian tourus
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  Speaker 2: would always go up and rub his foot as a joke.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like, you pee on the foot and you're
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  Speaker 2: pissing on Asians.
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  Speaker 1: That's the joke.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that was the joke to them,
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  Speaker 2: but that was the joke how I understood it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, another one, did you piss on it?
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  Speaker 2: No? I never did. I had too much respect.
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  Speaker 6: Nah, you pissed on it?
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  Speaker 2: No, I definitely didn't.
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  Speaker 6: You might not remember it, but you definitely did. I'd
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  Speaker 6: certainly hammered.
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  Speaker 2: I did get hammered, but I didn't do it. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Then the other one what There was another one which
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  Speaker 2: was to run in what we called primal scream. I
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  Speaker 2: think it was what it was called, which was where
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  Speaker 2: in the winter reading period, uh in like I must.
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  Speaker 2: It must have been December, right before exams when everyone
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  Speaker 2: was studying. The asses off some night right before the exams,
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  Speaker 2: all a lot of students would do a naked lap
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  Speaker 2: around Harvard Yard.
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  Speaker 6: That one. I don't think I would be into.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what was the problem was was that all these
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  Speaker 2: fucking bums from Cambridge would come into Harvard Yard with cameras, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and get their material for the Earth.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, that's not good.
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  Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, you want to jerk off to
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  Speaker 2: some bookish lesbian.
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  Speaker 6: From I love jerking off to a lady who's mid stride.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one titty up here, one titty down here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, midsprint, just a full just.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's not the best thing.
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  Speaker 2: It was the grossest people on campus that participated.
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  Speaker 1: Phil used to do a naked bike ride.
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  Speaker 6: Don't they still do it?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure they still do it, And then they would
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  Speaker 1: there would be photographers, but they would like I guess,
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  Speaker 1: just like finally blurred out. But it was like when
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  Speaker 1: I was like fifteen years old, I was like clicking
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  Speaker 1: through like a one by one slowly loading montage and
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  Speaker 1: it would like load from left, right, nothing, nothing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Gardini has a bit about the the naked bike ride.
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  Speaker 1: Uh in Virginia. We went to Virginia one year when
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  Speaker 1: they won the national championship, and they have this long
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever been to Virginia's campus. It's amazing. They
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  Speaker 1: have this long green on the campus that's lined by
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  Speaker 1: these like little huts that I think are like they
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  Speaker 1: were like Civil War adjacent and they still look like that,
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  Speaker 1: and I think that's where the seniors live and that's.
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  Speaker 6: Where they were burning the tiki torches.
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  Speaker 1: Probably no, not on VA campus, but Charlotte was Charlottesville,
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  Speaker 1: and that's where the UVA is Charlottesville.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, that's where they were burning the tiki torches.
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  Speaker 1: Were they actually on campus? It's that like green on
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  Speaker 1: the campus, but like lining either side is that like
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  Speaker 1: these like cool just one off little wood burning huts.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that there's at some point during the
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  Speaker 1: year naked run and they won the championship and it
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  Speaker 1: was whose asses, whose asses? And penises penises flopping penises,
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  Speaker 1: we sizes love that a hard time.
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  Speaker 2: I have a hard time jogging with an erection, So
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that I don't think.
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  Speaker 6: I've ever attempted that.
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  Speaker 1: There were guys who were just like starting their jog
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  Speaker 1: would get hard and lose complete blood flow, so they
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  Speaker 1: would get like fall over the like they got a
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  Speaker 1: hit with a tranquilizer. They fully pass out fucking eat one.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I can't think of anything I would rather do less,
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  Speaker 5: like the amount of like drugs and alcohol that would
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  Speaker 5: have to be in my system to jog fully naked.
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  Speaker 1: You have to love your body. Love, you have to
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  Speaker 1: like a lot of you have to just be naked
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  Speaker 1: in the mirror. You have to love it so much
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  Speaker 1: like if you're even on the fence, you're a degenerate.
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  Speaker 6: Would you mind introducing what the day? And oh, yes,
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  Speaker 6: of course it is. Uh, it's Tuesday, May twelfth.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, we're gonna need you to clap.
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  Speaker 6: Oh we already, Well you can't clap now, the POD's
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  Speaker 6: already bene.
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  Speaker 2: Why can't we cut?
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  Speaker 6: Because I don't want to.
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  Speaker 5: Hurt I don't want to hurt our fans of ears. Fine,
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  Speaker 5: they're expecting the clap in the beginning. If you give
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  Speaker 5: it to them in the middle, they're like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 6: You're probably right not, I guess we're not in the
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  Speaker 6: middle like five minutes in, but.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, you're going to France, Yeah, for that, France and Ireland.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just really quickly just touch on Dave's response to
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  Speaker 2: the fact that Harry the three of us were excluded
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  Speaker 2: from the the best comedy writers at Barsoul thing.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if that's if it was exactly that.
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  Speaker 2: What happened when he overlooked us? What happened? And then
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  Speaker 2: he responded with a tweet? Why don't you tell about
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  Speaker 2: the tweet?
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  Speaker 5: I just said something about us, saying that he would
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  Speaker 5: have chose us and that, and then he made a
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  Speaker 5: joke about me and you being on tour.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he said it. He said he would have included
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to reply and yeah, that's mostly just Francis
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  Speaker 6: these days.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not why would you ever do that? I'm not
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  Speaker 5: gonna who never. I've never replied to a day of
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  Speaker 5: tweet ever.
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  Speaker 2: They wrote I would include all three of these guys.
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  Speaker 2: I just went off top of my head and was
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  Speaker 2: thinking Chicago office parentheses. That's if I can pull Francis
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  Speaker 2: and Sas off tour. Wow parentheses. I just want to
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  Speaker 2: note for the record here since I don't have Twitter
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  Speaker 2: to defend myself. It was August of twenty twenty five
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  Speaker 2: when I told Dave personally face to face at the
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  Speaker 2: Ryder Cup when we were sharing a house, I will
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  Speaker 2: give up my entire stand up career. To dedicate all
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  Speaker 2: of my time and work to you and to barstool.
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  Speaker 2: And he said, let me think about it.
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  Speaker 1: He said, no, no, no, I like making.
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  Speaker 2: Fun of you for it.
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  Speaker 6: That seems like you've made up his mind. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 6: you're still toring.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm waiting to hear.
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  Speaker 1: So he said, I'd rather make jokes long term about it.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard for me to let that stand. When I
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  Speaker 2: prostrated myself before him and said use me, yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: he's like, I'll get back to you.
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  Speaker 1: Said, Tyler, can you look a prostrate for us, just
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  Speaker 1: for the average listener. Of course, I know what it means,
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  Speaker 1: lying stretched out on the ground with one's face downward,
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  Speaker 1: often in submission, a helplessness, adoration. Oh see, I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was Oh you were prostrating.
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  Speaker 2: If the word means exactly what I meant it to me,
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  Speaker 2: I used it perfectly.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm not. I wasn't no doubting that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just pleased with myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that was great.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of the responses on Google think that
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  Speaker 1: you just misspelled prostate, you're prostrating. There was a lot
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  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 5: Split diagrams of the prostate Yeah, the one was strictly prostrate.
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  Speaker 2: The prostrate of hormuz. Currently, Iran has closed it and
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  Speaker 2: it's causing major issues.
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  Speaker 1: There's a blockage for the devout that lie in that position.
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  Speaker 1: There's a cancer in the prostrateiforms.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Did that hurt your guys? Uh? Did I hurt your guys?
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  Speaker 1: Want to do stand up? No? Right now? I just
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  Speaker 1: end up.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't see it, and then ken Jack showed it
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  Speaker 6: to me and I laughed, and that was it.
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  Speaker 1: I went, oh, Dave, and I carried on, Well, doesn't
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  Speaker 1: Dave know that your fucking tours over?
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  Speaker 6: The tour is over?
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  Speaker 1: He put it, put the word out Francis's tours over.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but there are more dates in the fall, so.
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  Speaker 1: He does not have to know.
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  Speaker 5: He doesn't have to know about that. Well what the
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  Speaker 5: hide him from your Instagram story?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Close, friend. Depending on what Dave decides, a may or
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  Speaker 2: may not be in Cleveland, Tampa, and a number of
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  Speaker 2: other cities this fall.
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  Speaker 6: You already have those locked down.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 6: I have a whole fucking that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I got Atlanta, Buffalo.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think I have plans to do stand up
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  Speaker 6: comedy again.
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  Speaker 2: And I think I have a big New City homecoming
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  Speaker 2: show in December, but we're not going to announce that
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  Speaker 2: quite yet anyway.
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  Speaker 6: No, I'm actually I am getting dates for June and
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  Speaker 6: July and the summer.
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  Speaker 1: The homecoming show. We're also going to be hosting a
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  Speaker 1: massive like we're a two thousand ticket open bar after
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  Speaker 1: the fact.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but you can't have the open bar unless
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  Speaker 2: you come to the show and buy a ticket.
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  Speaker 1: Right of course. We're going to do it at the
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  Speaker 1: library and it's gonna be an absolute fuck fest.
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  Speaker 2: And the stacks.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have a sore at the stacks, like eyes
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  Speaker 1: wide shut. Everyone will wear little masks like yeah, operam.
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  Speaker 6: I love that right in the library.
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  Speaker 1: Did you go on a shopping spree at Nike SB.
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that you wore two different Nike SB
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  Speaker 1: sweatshirts back to back.
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  Speaker 6: I bought two of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, standard you empty the cliff in two days. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I would have held onto the first one for a
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  Speaker 1: couple Well.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna wear these every day for the next
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  Speaker 6: couple of weeks.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a favorite Nike SB skater? No, don't you?
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  Speaker 2: Niger guy.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, of course everyone loves Naja everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like liking Barry Bonds.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if I think. I don't know if
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  Speaker 6: I know any other Nike Nike reps.
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  Speaker 2: Who's the one that has the great sneaker that he did?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: Jowskis maybe right?
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  Speaker 1: That's who it is, the fucking genask.
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  Speaker 6: I used to have Janowski's back in my prime. I
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  Speaker 6: can't rock them anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Oh Mar Salas are that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Eric Costin, we love Eric Costin. The legendary plants
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  Speaker 2: Mountain sounds like one of my favorite male porn stars.
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  Speaker 5: I finished, Speaking of Mountain, I finished The Dark Wizard?
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  Speaker 5: Did you guys finish it yet?
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  Speaker 2: Haven't started it yet, but I will, don't worry.
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  Speaker 6: Wasn't they text a?
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  Speaker 2: Loe?
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  Speaker 6: Mean you said I watched the first episode? Or was
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  Speaker 6: that not you? That was someone else? My bad? I
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  Speaker 6: got my friend groups mixed up for a second.
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  Speaker 2: Damn that was Bo that said that.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, mate, we have to bleep that out.
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  Speaker 1: That's nice for you that he's confusing you with.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: BO, though, I'm surprised he considered me part of any
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: friend group. Well, you know, getting my friend groups mixed up,
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: that's the biggest endorsement he's ever made of me being
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: an actual friend.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: He feels really bad about the Dave tweet. He's trying
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: to let you down easy after that nasty Dave tweet.
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: Would I feel bad about the Dave?
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I actually think he feels bad about not helping Me've
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: got that joke before the.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Or then his family didn't show up because.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: They would have liked me specifically.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Just show up. You should have just told him it
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: was a fifteen minute show, like they shouldn't have known,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Like when people leave Broadway shows at halftime, head intermission,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: just saying that Francis has a set in front of people.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Everyone's going home right after, and then we'll just all
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: pick you up right after leave during his last joke
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: to beat the crowd.
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: It's not a bad idea.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: That would have been nice. That would have been real nice.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: But I'm deeply jealous that you're going to France.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I went to my favorite restaurant that I went to
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: the last time I was there, was called Robert at Louise,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: And then I saw a Bourdaine list and it's it's
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: his favorite restaurant too, and I didn't even know. And
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I'm such a Boordain cocksucker. I just I slob on
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: anything that he does.
• 17:35
  Speaker 6: This is cool.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: There's an undercurrent of people that fucking hate Boordain now
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: on the internet. What have you seen this? Have you
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: heard about this?
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Are you aware of this?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: There are people who rail against Bordain to the tunes
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: of thousands of likes.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: And I feel like I see people some people kind
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: of like inflate Bordain in their head of like what
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: he was and what he did, and then some people
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: kind of like talk like shit on that because they'll
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: be like Anthony board and just had it all figured out,
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: and it's like, well he killed himself, like you know, people.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Will say nasty stuff about his fifty year old girlfriend.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like I think you just people are like, like.
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: I'm I like Anthony Bourdain. I'm an Anthony Boordine fan.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I'm an absolute Anthony Bourdaine head.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you. The only Anthony Bourdain
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: content I've ever really digested was the documentary about him.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to. You haven't read Kitchen Confidentially.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I haven't read Kitchen Compult, nor have I ever watched
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: a single episode What the Great.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Kit One Halloween, I put a bowl of Kitchen Confidentials
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: outside of my apartment and let people grab Kitchen Confidentials
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: instead of candy.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: My copies, did you get?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I had a lot of copies of Kitchen Confidential and
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: they went fast. Really, I can't believe you didn't stop
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: by that year. I should have, honestly you would. Uh.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: It's it's the best kitchen book of all time. It's
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: like the best New York cooking. It's fucking fantastic.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Well that's what launched him.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what happened with his girlfriend? What was that all about? Okay,
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: I can tell you, Okay, what was her name on
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: the last one he had?
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Because that's what people say, that's why he killed himself.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Asia Argento, Right, So, she was one of the leading
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: leading kind of spokespeople of the me too movement, got it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: She was one of the people who broke everything open
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: about Harvey Weinstein, I'm pretty sure, And specifically she did
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: that at the con Film Festival where she went up
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: as a presenter or something and just like spoke out
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: about yes, was naming people and all this, and it
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: caused quite a stir and that was sort of the
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: beginning of it. And he was so taken with her
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: that he started to kind of give her. This is
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: the theory that he gave her more and more ownership
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: and creative direction of his career to the point that
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: she started directing episodes of his show and she kind
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: of like didn't know what she was doing, and the
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: rest of his crew hated it, and it started to
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: cause all this friction. But he was choosing her, and
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: then he found out that she was having an affair
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: with another guy.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Was the guy like like young, wasn't there something with
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: like she woul didn't she do.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Something with Johnny sins? Okay? She was getting her backbone out,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: He's my favorite fucking tread lightley. Okay.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: I thought there was something where like she she did
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: something bad.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah that like, oh, like something very bad sexual assault
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: allegations and payment or no, but that's her alleging. Oh
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: she accepted sexually assaulted an actor when he was seventeen.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: So that's what it was. That's that's what I was
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: thinking of.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: Oh I heard that's why he killed himself because it
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: was like coming out that she did that. I don't,
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: I mean, who knows, who knows? I don't, we don't
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: have to, you know, with our own theories.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: It's sad because he had a daughter, but it's also
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: like there is part of me that's like, what if
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: he just like did everything. Yeah, he might have just
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: completed He might have just done every side task and
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: just like been to every corner of the earth and
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: done everything. But I enjoyed his book and I enjoy
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: no reservations.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Up a little connection to Anthony.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Read this out loud.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Shortly before Bourdain died by suicide in June twenty eighteen,
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: photos were published of Vargento with French reporter Hugo Clement.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Reports later surfaced of tense texts between them regarding the incident,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: with Boordain not noting he did not own her but
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: felt carelessness within her heart, with her heart, with his
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: heart Jesus Christ. So yeah, so he blamed her open
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: openly cheating on him with this guy, for I mean
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: that that's what people kind of consider.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: French reporter Hugo Clement is definitely that's even worse than
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Johnny Sin's probably worse debonair.
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: At least Johnny Sins is circumcised.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably saw her at Robert at Louise with
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Hugo Lem and I.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: Was like, this is my favorite fucking spot.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: And he died before he could take it off his
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: list of favorites.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so it still haunts him to this day
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that people are going to Robert at Louise and his
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: name anyway, you got to go.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to I'll go. You can ask a
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: little bit when you get out there. Just treat this
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: a little bit. Treat this kind of like it's like
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: an investigative, you know, weekend for you.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: I will, like you want to get down to the
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: bottom of what happened to Anthony Bourdang.
• 22:38
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  Speaker 1: I also went to a place called Parcels. I had
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  Speaker 1: some what's it, what's it called the something neck something.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Neck, Oh, sweetmeat, sweetbreads.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Sweetbread and it's the neck of.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: A what it's the neck of a goat.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: It was delicious, sounds really good.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Sweet look up sweetbreads and.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: It's so good that it's just on the verge of
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: If you take a bite of it, you gag.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, but it's delicious. But it's really good.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Oh it's veal.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: It's the neck of a veal, so soft.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: I thought that looks delicious.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, if referring to lamb, okay, it can be lamb.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I get lamb and goat mixed up too. What is
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: the difference between a lamb and a goat? Goats are
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: like the.
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: What the different animals.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Goats are like the gypsies of lamb.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they can't be trumpted.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: They're completely different animals.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: They're like the rock climbers.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: They're illegal immigrants.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: They live along the side of the road. They're like,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be tied down lamb every night.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Need to have a roof over their heads. Yeah, they
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: get eaten by but but but but no, sheep get
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: eaten by coyotes, lamb kill really I don't know.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: Hey, I'm gonna go.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: With no, you don't care lamb sheep and we might
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: as well just read it. What the fuck is a hogg.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: It sheep with two permanent teeth?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Lamb is a young sheep.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: That sounds like an alpaca.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Now there's going to be a class of people that
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: are furious with us.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: I'm not trying to introduce, like most of the listeners, the.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Pacas are the illegal immigrants.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: They spit on you.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: That's right for asking for their papers.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had like there's like a family in our
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: town growing up that had alpacas.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Just drive by every day, see al pakas.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: I see that sometimes and I think to myself, how'd
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: that begin? I don't know, what do you do? Something
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: that happened? What do you what do you need alpacas?
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: Someone got laid off and they were like, I think
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: we should get some alpacas, you know, get.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: The energy up around here.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Or like they moved out of the city and the
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: dad didn't want to and he was like, well, I'm
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: getting out pakas. Then, like if we have land, I'm
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: gonna put alpacas on.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: You wanted more room, Okay, Well I'm getting my alpacas
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: and I'm getting one vacunya and a hoggett one vacunya,
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: three alpacas, no lamas.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: It's got to be some sort of crisis.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: There are four of those what are they called. There's alpaca, vacunya, lama,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: and then there's one more cheap do you know what
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: the last one is? No ass There's one more in
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: the family, Tyler, can you look up the family of
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Alpaca's Guanaco? I got it before you found it. I
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: know it. It's Guanaca Guanaco. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Guanaco.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: I figured it out.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: Fuck your I don't know what these what this family is,
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know what.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: They are absolute freaks. It's like the byproduct of a
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: sheep fucking a giraffe. It's disgusting.
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, alpacas or Guanco's.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Guanca, they shouldn't exist, honestly, be the dumbest looking animals.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: People don't know this, but actually, you know how Ice
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: rounds up these illegals for the ones that they can't
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: get the information out of that they're asking for. They
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: send them to the secret island of Guanaco, really where
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: they torture them. Easter Island. It's the Latin version of Guantanamo.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yes, it's just a shit ton of Lamas.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Guanaco, Alpaca, Alcatraz, Guantana, Guantana, Go, going to Tonico. Well, so,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: what the fuck are you even doing in France?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Wait, so are you going to France today?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: No?
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: End of the week?
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, what the fuck are you even doing in France?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Well? I'm going to Ireland with for Play and you've
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: got Surviving so we weren't able to record. Uh and
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: and and you're away. I'm away this week. Oh we're
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: not recording next week. That's huge, that's crazy.
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: I didn't know that.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: France.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Well, I know, I get back from it. I'm gonna
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: be in Atlanta for a week now. I wanted to
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: come in when I get back.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you coming back from Atlanta?
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: Sunday or Monday, depending on how we win? If we win, sick.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I want to know what your plan is in France.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to live vicariously through your travels. What are
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: you going to do? Day by day?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: I'm going to shop hitting Perry. Are you in the
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: first I think I am in the first.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: Are you're only hitting Perry or you going anywhere else?
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: No? Just Paris and then I'll go to Dublin. For
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: the day while I wait for the guys to arrive.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Oh nice over there.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: I've heard Dublin's pretty like walkable.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Is that so?
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: It is cool.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: It's pretty small.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I don't really have much experience in Dublin.
• 29:15
  Speaker 6: I think you can just like walk across the whole city.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I'm excited to go. I could be wrong about that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: I'm concerned about my packing.
• 29:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm bah, I'm in the same boat. I'm in
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: the same boat right now.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: I packed.
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: I packed all my shit last night. I don't know.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: I'm definitely forgetting a lot of things.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: My concern you have one gaming tournament to attend.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna be gone for almost a week.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: I get it. But my concern about my packing is
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: that I have different climates, climates, three different climates that
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I have to pack for too, and lots of different
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: things I do inside the lobby exactly inside the inside
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the venue.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: You know it's going to be thirty degrees colder than
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: it is outside for some reason, so you got to
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: prepare for that. And then you got that Atlanta air.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: It's always changing. You know what they say about the
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: weather in Atlanta. If you don't like it, just wait.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: I think they say that about everywhere on the planet.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Or they also say there's two seasons construction and everything
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: else everywhere on the planet.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: They said that shit and sixty three in Atlanta.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: The worst winter I ever had was summer in Atlanta.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: That's what they say.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's what they famously say.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Look at that eighty four down to fucking devastating. Fifty
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: nine is the low.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's that's a thirty degree change right there. Yeah,
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: just about just a damn bout. So Francis got harder
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: than France. What are you going to do in France?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Well, uh, just to finish the packing, thought, I gotta
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: go Paris. Then I'm going Dublin and all around Ireland,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: and then I have to fly back to Boston to
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: then jump to Martha's vineyard for my cousin's wedding. Jesus
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Christ have to carry a suit bag through France, through
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Ireland and all the way back to all.
• 31:21
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  Speaker 2: The family.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, now that's not gonna work.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: Hey, could you guys bring my talks gives?
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I know that's who I know, But honestly, dude, I
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: love what you just said. I think what an incredibly
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: out of character productive question from you.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: That's not out of character.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Let's think of some solutions. Do you know anyone from
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: New York going to the wedding? In my life, I
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: would not have thought that you would ever say something.
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: Why who wants to carry a talks around all of
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: Europe for a week?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Plas, you're helping me solve a problem.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: Well, work a little thin on topics right now. If
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: you haven't noticed, we're not.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: You're just you're just worried. We will be, but I'm not.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I think we're fine. We're flowing. Yeah, So moving to Groobin,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: We're going to figure this out. My dad Okay, my
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: dad is going okay, but he's going from d.
• 33:08
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• 33:13
  Speaker 2: That's where he is.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Just trying to figure out for a way can get
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: the tucks to your sister to get my dad.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Is anybody going to d C, Well, Atlanta's on the
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: way to d C.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: I'm not going to be in DC.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: What if you drove down, drove to DC.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: And flew out, Yeah, fly out of us or whatever
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: it's called, fly out of dules.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: All right, let's put it this way. If there's anyone
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: listening to this podcast, who will be going to Martha's
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Vineyard the weekend of like May thirtieth, thirty first from
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: New York City? Who could pick up my suit today
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: and only today?
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: Well they're not going to hear it?
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Why not?
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: Because this comes out in two days.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: That's the day in the suit and then they would
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: bring it in that weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Mean I think that's the move. Do you are you
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: dead set on bringing your own suit or would you
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: be like, would you just be willing to like do
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: would you borrow.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: A suit from a good will or something like borrow
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: a rent?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I'd rather that my plane crash.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Borrow suit, freshman being invited to prom by a senior?
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Is that what you think? This is?
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: Borrow like a funeral, like at.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Some inner city kid who might get drafted tonight. Is
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: that the thought here?
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: I was thinking talks, but I guess it's a suit.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: I think it's suit. Here's another option. Okay, I get
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: a custom tailored suit in Paris.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: But then you're still going to run into the issue.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: You're the only thing that you're cutting out is having
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: to fly to Paris.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he gets the experience of buying a French suit.
• 35:08
  Speaker 6: Little flashy for not your own.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: We like showing up in a If you show up
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: in a French custom suit, people are gonna be like, whoa.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: But you won't like they'll be no, yeah, they'll be like,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: that's exactly what I expected Francis to wear.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: Wearing white.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: What kind of suit are you thinking?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Are you thinking's most people, Like, most people can't tell
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: that a customer suit is custom made, custom tailored. Yeah,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: most to the eye. Only true haberdashers can tell.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Or if you have like a very unorthodox pattern on
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the suit, that's yeah assholeish to wear too.
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah you can.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: My buddies all went to China after college and they
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: said that there's this place in China where you can
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: get custom suits made for the same price that you'd
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: pay for like a off the rack j Cruz suit
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: here in America.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm not surprised, so, like, nothing wrong with
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: those off the rack Chase Jake Cruise, not at all.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: That's all I own, for what it's worth. I don't
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: own a custom suit. Oh, I'd rather all my suits
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: are from like suit Supply. Yeah.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I think I got four custom suits.
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not surprising.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I used to get custom suits for Made for Most
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Dangerous Game Show.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you have like the you have like the
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: Herbrook suits.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now that show's not on anymore, so follow
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: it'll come back. I'm saying the budget the budget was misappropriated,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah for the helicopters.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Was that really why it died?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: No, it was the suits.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: The suits killed the show.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: It was custom suits.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: You had custom suits for a lot of things. You were,
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: you were rocking the custom suit. You used to wear
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: suit in every video pretty much.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I wore suits in some videos that I made if
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: I was doing like a investigative report.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Like when we did the video in Minnesota with the
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Vikings fans, you were wearing a suit. So that's where I
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: got that photo and I made that thing of like.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I made that what were we rolling weed or something?
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: No, No, that was for the last thing.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: But I was wearing a suit for that.
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it was the same suit.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man maybe, oh yeah, because that's a wintery suit.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: That is a good winter suit.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: You got to get a custom suit, then, Francis, I
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: can't be having more custom suits than you.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: It doesn't feel like I have an option anymore.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: You have to get the customers.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: But I could do it in Dublin, which would take
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: out the flight from Paris to Dublin.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: No, actually a Dublin you could get that. They have
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: great wool over there.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Martha's vineyard could be sea breezy. It could
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: be a little chilly right on the cusp of May June. Yeah,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: some lined this is a summer wool suit. You can
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: get a summer wol suit, a light wolf suit. I think,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: what about an alpaca suit?
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, now you're talking.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Now we're talking. Do they make suits or do they
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: only make the scratchy sweaters of.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: All the thickest socks that your mom ever got you,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: which are great.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Honestly, they say that if you wear an alpaca sweater
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: onto an alpaca farm, the alpaca I actually will try
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: to fuck you.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't spit on you. They spit on it.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: They spit. They get ready by spitting.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: They spitting there fucking who first? Forget you going?
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: What's the.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: So much spit? They spit like a gallon of sp
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't have to have them respit later on.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: Is disgustingly.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Right now we're talking about pack getting fucked by al
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: pack spectorating.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Give it. I gotta get a good suit for.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: I wish I brit now that I'm thinking about, and
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: I wish I brought a suit to Atlanta because like
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: for Championship Sunday, if we make it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: That would have been.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: If you guys are all in suits, maybe you need
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: to get a custom suit down there on that line,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: but like like a T. D. Jakes, Yeah, you need
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: to get like a suit that a brother would wear
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: to like a stadium mask.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: King's a comedy suit, the Kings of.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Stacey Adams suit back, like hell, a bright
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: orange suit. Purple, yeah, purple, Like imagine me in that
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: something that's fucking why Stacy Adams.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know who this is. T. D.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Jake says, I think a televangelist, okay, in the realm
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: of a Kreflo Dollarpe type of deal. Yeah, I would
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: definitely need to get one of those American pastor.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Is he one of the really really successful ones?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: He is super successful. That's cool, and he's an absolute
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: black king.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: Did you guys ever watch what's it called?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: What's the show Joel lostein? Now that Danny McBride, Oh
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: he's down no more right systems?
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: Do you ever watched that?
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I watched a little bit of it.
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: So funny.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: It's really good.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's really funny.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really good.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: For whatever reason I did, it never grasped me.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: Did you ever try watching it.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I think I watched a little bit of the first season,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: but I think it was when it was coming out
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: week by week.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: You should go give it a rewatch. It's just funny.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: You Know. What I watched that I thought was excellent
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: was Beef season two.
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I watched that too.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: It was good. I thought it was really good. I
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: don't know why more people weren't talking put me on.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: People have been raving about it. You're just not online.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: That's fine.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think that as an insult.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's not an insult at all that it's
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: funny to Yeah, I haven't heard anything about this. I
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: haven't heard anything about anything. It wasn't in the New
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: York magazine.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, Beef season one was about I never saw
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: season one. Alli Wong and this other guy who have
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: this like ongoing few.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, that was the Asian the Asian. Oh shit,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: that's Korean.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: That season one I did. I watched like the first
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: like three episodes of that.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: That was really good too. And you gave up on that.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: That was a good one season. I think season two
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: is actually better, really, I thought so, it's funnier. Yeah,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: I thought it was funnier. It's set in a really
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: interesting like it's very much. It felt much more white
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: lotosy than the season one did.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Koreans need to stop being disrespected in the fucking world
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: of Asians.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Koreans needs to stop making such good content because they're
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: making Hollywood look bad. You tiny little Korean footsteps coming
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: up behind them in the secondary they have games. There's
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: an argument to me made that the film work and
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: the TV work coming out of Koreas is no.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I just watched that. I was talking to you guys
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: about it. I watched that Korean movie on the plane
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: on the way to Fish Week, and it was fucking
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: it Like ship on every movie that I saw nominated
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: this year. It was so fucking interesting.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Which one is that?
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: Ah?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: What was it called? Not Old Boys? An American classic,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: a Korean American classic.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: It was something a matter of two thousand and three crazy.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: It was something like, uh it was twenty just twenty
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: twenty six Korean movie.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: No other choice? Did you wind up watching that? No
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: other choice? It was so fucking good.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, I love a thriller. Yeah, very cool.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: It was so fucking Okay, I'll check this out, but
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: I totally. I told you in English that they're uh or.
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Did you watch it dubbed or did you just read
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: the caption.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I think I was reading the whole time.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Maybe I'll watched that on the flight.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: It was excellent Atlanta. Their fucking music is fucking cool.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: They're fucking shopping is cool. Yeah, that's expensive to get
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: to in.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Japan, there's amazing.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: There's fashion, is it?
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: They and they just fashing forward.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I was looking at a picture of a group of
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Koreans and they looked like they were just having a
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: fucking blast. They swagged out and everybody was Korean too.
• 43:02
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of swaggy Koreans.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Their barbecue is great.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: It used to be swaggy Chinese, but I think it's
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: changed the changed around.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I think Korea always had that. I think that there's
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: just a lot of Chinese people. Yeah, the per capita swagginess,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Korea has that crown.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they are pretty swaggy. They like street well over China.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You're oh, you're in Japan.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Well, China is the enemy?
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Whoa you?
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: You disagree?
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: I don't have any enemies.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: See this is where Francis has been. So you've been
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: reading something and you're probably not wrong.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: What do you got against China?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: No, where do I begin.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: They're on our ass and everything. Yeah, they're right there
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: and everything.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Let's start with the fact that my
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: dad owned a software company and every year they would
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: pirate like thirty percent of that's good business stuff put
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: out and just rip it, just have.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: No I p loss.
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good business. It's called hustling.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: They're they're military spending is up there, They're fucking tech
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: is up there. They're trying to make the yen the
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: global currency, the Chinese yen.
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: That would be crazy. Imagine ten years from now we're
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: just all using yen. Something would have had to go
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: very wrong.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it'd be going right.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: It's been coming for a long time, but I think
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: people thought it was going to happen sooner and then
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: it like moved away.
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: Whoa, one goes a long way.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: No, no, it goes along way one does.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: That's the Chinese. You ain't wan or whatever?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yawn not bot. Yeah you won.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so one yen is one.
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: Fuck, We're gonna be rich forever.
• 45:00
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• 45:08
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  Speaker 5: Well, we're going on to Atlanta today and I'm I'm
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: going to be competing in my first my first tournament
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: professionally competing.
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you mean you're playing?
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like we're gonna play, but like I'll probably it's
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: gonna be like.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Five minutes because you'll get killed. Yeah, yeah, pretty much playing. Yeah. Yeah.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: So one of our one of the guys that we
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: like that, he's like, uh, he does like the analytics
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: and stuff for Bush. He had an extra team pass,
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: which is need to play in the Major for Challengers,
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: and he was trying to sell it but like he
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: couldn't find anyone to buy it. So he was like
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: fuck it, Like let's just like I'm gonna play. And
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: then he like texted in the group chat and ask
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: if anyone wanted to play, and I was like, sure,
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: I'll play.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: I mean like we're all like they're like we're gonna
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: get destroyed.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: It's not even gonna be like like it'll probably last
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: three minutes.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: If I had to guess, but Jerry and Mouke are playing.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: Jerry and Mouk aren't playing.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: It's just your just me.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, are you that you're that much better than they are?
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: No?
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: No, are you better than Jerry and Mook?
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: No, I'm better like now, I don't really think so.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: No.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: Who's the best of the three of you?
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Probably you?
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: Probably me? Kind of weird circular language are you using?
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Because I will say, like, I used to be a
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: lot better than them, but now, like I don't really
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: play as much anymore, and they play a lot, and
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: they're both pretty good now.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: When you say you don't play as much anymore and
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: they play a lot, does that mean that they must
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: be playing twenty four hours a day. Non stuff up?
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: No, I only played Call of Duty like once or
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: maybe like once or twice a week.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, you play other games.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: I play other games, and I also just don't haven't.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Haven't had a ton of time to game recently. Why
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: it's been slammed? You moved, I moved.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: What else you got?
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: You sat up?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Or you you do streaming about gaming but you're not
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: actually playing.
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the thing.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: This weekend I didn't play because I was live the
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: entire time.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: You're watching gaming.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see, you're like Tom Brady, You're like to
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: tak it all in.
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: I'm studying the tape.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: You're like Tom, You're like Tony Romo and you're in the.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Booth now yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: It used to be on the sidelines. Yeah, but you're
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: also kind of like, who is that tight end? Jason Witten,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: he like went and was in the booth for a
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: year and he's like, actually, I'm going to go back
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: to playing. Yeah, it sucks to be in the booth,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: and so you're back out. They got to get back
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: out and you could have a slum Dog millionaire type of.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I think what I'm thinking. I'm thinking you are going
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: to do something miraculous.
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: I think we're going to make a run, and I
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: just got to figure out a way to get some
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: matter all.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Before well, I was gonna say get you some matter
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: all and yeah, what we'll do is we'll find out
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: who you're playing, and I'll give them lucinenics.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: Oh I like that, or even just like a Xenix.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Like Ye of Benzo tail.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I think you could give the guys
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: on the other team black Tar, Heroin and I think
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: they're still winning. No amount of adderall in the worlds
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: could make me win this match.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Let's try that though, Like, let's put what what.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Is the I don't want to take adderall anyway. I
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: don't want to be like because I still do the stream.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Can you o d on adderall or you just feel jittery?
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: I would assume your part probably explodes at a certain part.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Right, Let's give your competitors hantavirus.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my mom my mom like sent me a send
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: me something about like my old adderall prescriptions, Like I
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: guess she like had the bottles. Is it is it still?
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Like do they still use all these names? Like it's
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: just straight up called like.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Meth like methyl oxidon.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like methyl whatever, and then the other one is
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: just called and fetamine salts.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: So she's given you a placebo. He was basically giving
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you Himalayan season and you thought that you were on adderall,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: but it was in the capsule.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: This is back, this is all.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: These are old. Yeah, Francis, what did you see about Hanta?
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Well, I saw that, uh Hanta burner has been.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Torn Hanta Montoya a lot.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Lately, and it's going to be in the in the
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: in the swimsuit edition, which is why she was throwing
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: up on that cruise ship to look good for the shoot.
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: What is going on with the I heard it's in Atlanta.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Atlanta, Hannah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my sister was saying, stay away from the hospitals.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: What's going on? Can you? I don't even know what
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: hantavirus is.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: I don't really know much.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: It's like virus that you get from like putting your
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: like mouth right over a rotting rodent and like putting
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: a like a towel over your head to kind of
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: like breathe it in. If you if you huff a
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: red a dead rodent, you kind of just put it
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: right to your mouth and like suck on it like
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: a canister of keyboard cleaner. You get the hantavirus. And
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: that's what they were doing on this cruise ship. They're
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: passing around dead rats.
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: What the fuck? How does this even happen? That's actually what.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you. From half to fucking huff.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: He's freaking out because he's been sucking on his wall
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: sockets the last couple of weeks, and his walls are
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: filled with dead rats because he.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Was eating fucking dead rats like a crawfish boil, hitting.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: His electrical outlets like they're a jewel. Everything, quit the jewel.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: He's been sucking on the three pronged outlet. We get
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: some of that rat fume.
• 51:56
  Speaker 6: That's crazy. I didn't I didn't know. That's how they
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: got it.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: And then they like the cruise ship, like people started dying,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: and so they started leaving them off on different continents.
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: Really they literally like put.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: One like one person in South America, one person in Africa,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: one person in North.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: Something biblical like the way that like fucking Noah decided
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: to repopulate species.
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's how, like let's have everyone is here to
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: well pack.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: It's a horcrux. They're just splitting it up. Or it's
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: like the Rothschild families, like one of them will go
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: to France and one of them will go to jail. Yeah,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: what do you know about the ross Child says.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Not enough?
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: That's crazy, though, I hope I don't get this ship.
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: Apparently it's really bad, like they're saying it's way like
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: I think it's like you die in a worse fashion,
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: Like what are the symptoms?
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: Does it say death? It's just death.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not rooting for you.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: To die.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: That a real bummer. But if there were a way
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: for you to die, HNTA would be pretty apt.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, dominal pant I've nobody would know.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: I've had almost all those today.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody would know. They be like I, I'm not
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: seeing anything wrong here.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Shortness of breath, tightness in the chest. I mean I've
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: got a little tighter.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: You might have it though, you might be like you
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: could be the chosen one, like in the Last of Us,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: where it's like I got bit when I was a kid.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I've had the head of the whole time.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: I don't know about this, guys.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can't rush back. I would drive back,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: maybe pick up the suit on the way, but like,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I would drive back because if you fly back, you're
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: gonna infect everybody at the airport and the symptoms might
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: take a couple of days to onset.
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: On set set, we got an email, so we got
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: we got like.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: To fucking cactus. It's just every time I readjust it
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: pulls at my beautiful sweater.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how nice? What is that?
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: This is a very heavy sweater that's so nice. No,
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: it's not alpaca.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Probably standard cotton.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: This is uh sweetbreads. It's made from the neck of goat.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Very nice, the sweetbread sweater.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna like this outfit in Ireland? Your royalty
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: is that?
• 54:36
  Speaker 6: So?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: This is a perfect Ireland outfit.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: Because of the coal miners I'm wearing their color. People
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: are like, wow, he's just come out of the mine.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: I said, they would think for sure.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: You, Maggie Fatcha, I don't know if that is that
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: the swag in Ireland.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: This is the swagon Ireland? Do you think for sure?
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: What do you think it is?
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I've never what for what Francis is gonna be doing.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: It's either that or you're wearing like an Adidas tracksuit
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: or some ship that's what it is, or some tweed
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: you got to get, like a nice sweded vest like that.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Ireland.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: Have you talked Have you talked to Caudi at all?
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: No?
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: Let him know you're going out.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: I haven't.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: You're supposed to check in, give him the heads up.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: You got to watch Sins of Our Father to prepare
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Sins of the Father.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: I'd like to check that out. I'm excited.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be great.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I'd be very excited. To hang out with Frankie Trent.
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: Are you gonna go see a show? What is it?
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: The Celtic Woman, the Irish voices? Yeah, Irish doing the
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: little dances.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: It'll be nice hanging out with them, but it would
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: be it would be really nice to explore. I bet
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: wherever your golf course is, I bet very close to there.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: There's like a roadside pub that's more like charming and
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: enchanting than anything that you've ever been to.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: And the United States, there's an awesome pub near Royal
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: County down that my dad and I went to when
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: last when we were there, and uh, what was it called?
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: I can't remember, Fuck my bad, but I don't know.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just gonna have fun drinking pints and guinness.
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're just gonna get hammered.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. That sounds what you just said.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Anytime I've ever done guinness, I don't get hammered.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, not enough.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: Well, it's too hard to drink a lot of it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: I remember getting to a point where I got it.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: I remember like being at a ball and getting like
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: another Guinness and being like, I literally can't drink anymore.
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then just yeah, getting it down anyway.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Man, I miss drinking with you. I know. We did
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: it three times.
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: And we had a damn good time.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: We went and played pool, remember those days. Oh yeah,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: they want to go play pool for three hours? Sure, yeah, sure,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: you'd have beers and I'd have cocktails. Yeah yeah, So
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: we did and.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: You slow down. He wouldn't.
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: He would get sharper speed, keep going.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Jason Williams was asking about your golf skill, and I
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: was just like, he's technically proficient in all hand sports
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: in every way. Like he's just like so technically. I
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: called you orthodox, Like you're not unorthod. You're like the
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: opposite of unorthodox. You just have like an orthodox pool delivery,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Orthodox darts, orthodox golf swing. It's not like you have
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: any like kinks or hitches. It's just like down the line,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: mechanically perfect, and it's insanely frustrating.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: I'm lucky in that I learned all those sports in
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: the Orthodox community of Williamsburg, where they teach you a
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: very strict technique. You know, the dart you keep your
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: elbow in because it's the same arm you're going to
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: use to beat your wife when she doesn't wear her
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: head covering.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Right, and the pool is just the same as song
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: off the penis at a brisk.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Exactly right, That's exactly right, slicing up kosher Deli.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Meat, sawing off the penis that's what a bris is, right,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: you saw the penis off.
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'll remove the penis.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: My golf swing is the same swing I use with
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: my pick to build the tunnels.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: The oh fuck, really nice swing Sas.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: In truth thrown. I have to be I have to
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: be honest with you. My golf swing is not that orthodox.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: It's not that orthodox or or pretty.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: What oh I mean? I mean SaaS is like Butter.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: I would say SaaS probably has a better golf swing,
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: sweeter technically.
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know why.
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: I feel like my whole life I had a terrible
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: swing and then I just hit a point where I
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: was like Butter, Ye, but just feels right.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Is working out?
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Damn it? Dude. You know I really want you to
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: be in the Internet Invitational, but you have not made
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: a single effort to put yourself in contention.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because I don't play golf, You're.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Going to be better than players that are there. You
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: would not be the last person picked. You see the
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Duke in some of these guys.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Your boy will be better than the retarded guy who's
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: the who's the little like uh.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Uh, you know, escort kind of stripper kid speed or
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: no sketch, sketch was there, he was terrible.
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but he's like a celebrity is he knows he
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: was during that time.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: He's a celebrity in the gaming world like you are,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: first of all.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Celebrity in the throat world. Fucking taking it on put some.
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: I don't yeah, I don't know. I think he's pretty.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: Fat nineteenth hole over there, you know.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was prostrating on camera, crazy of you guys,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: sketch more like stretch.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Fucking leave him open.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: Oh my, yeah.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: And I say that with love.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I say that with love. It seems like a
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: really nice guy. But he'll be I don't know. I
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: don't know if he's back in truth, but there were
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: players of that ilk you would certainly not be bottom
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: of the barrel.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Bottom of the barrel. Uh, there's other dudes, definitely. Statistically,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: in how many people were there fifty.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Forty eight last year, I think there I think there
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: will be more this year.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: So statistically, if like eleven percent of the population is gay, Like,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: there were at least four other people who probably who
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: had gay sex there as well as him, You think,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: so I don't want to like love him in statistically, why.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Had enough for at least three, so that it means
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: there's probably only one more. I was getting my oh
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: my god.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Oh you were insatiable, big cedar.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean. Pains valley, that's what I
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: was calling the buttholes I pillaged.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard this status of pain those valleys?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard the stat that the average humor being,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: the average human being swallows eight spiders in a lifetime.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: I have heard that, Yeah, but that it changes every day.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: It's like eight spiders, and it's actually eight spiders every night. No,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: they keep moving it, they keep moving the goalposts.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Well that is because I've been funneling spiders, fucking up
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: the average for everybody.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: I don't think transistors, to be honest.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Oh you had some spiders, How would you know?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: Because I use it. I tap my mouth shut.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure our spider here at barstools swallows eight daves.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: And oh, I uh that's a good that's that's that's
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: actually a great reason to use the mouth tape to
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: reduce your spider intape.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I've been using it, but I have a little slit
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: in mind to get so the spiders can do so
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: I can I still get have the taste.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I got a bad feeling. Those spiders know
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: how to lift the tape up and then close the
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: hatch on the way in. I saw it. You'll never know.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: I put taheen around my mouth tape so as they're
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: on their way in, they season themselves on their way
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: to spiders.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: I had some crazy take heen Jolly Rancher gummies the
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: other day.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: No, yep, shut up, thuck you buy such a thing.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 6: Oh they were delicious. Come on now, Yeah, look up
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: spicy Jolly Rancher gummies.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that, dude.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: That doesn't sound That doesn't sound right to me.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, by Kiva, Oh these are weed gummies.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: Hey, it's Hanna Montoya. Abercrombie's new summer drop is our
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: latest obsession. There's tons of colorful, swim flowy dresses and
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: they just released new linen blend matching sets. Everything feels
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: so light and breathable. It's perfect for brunch or rooftop
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: happy hours. Just like you're on vacation shop Abercrombie, in
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: the app, online and in stores.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a fan of this, dude. Steet Wave gummies.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: Rust have I ever? Have I ever led you down
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: the wrong path?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: Spicy Cum standy, Come on, bro, this is like they're
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: like Mexican gummy bears.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: This is very Mexican coated. The Mexican brothers have to
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: love this.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: You have you guys never had the Mexican gummy bears
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: like the Tien I've.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Had, like the one big atomic gummy bear. You know
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: That's not at all what I'm talking about.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: What I'm talking about, dud. Back when I had one
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: of the last things I saw on my Instagram was
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: this guy who he I guess he films himself. He'll
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: eat something insane then film the aftermath, and he ate
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: a thousand milligram gummy bear edible. It was like the
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: size of a Teddy Bear and he just biting it,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: like eating its ears and stuff was impossible. And he's like,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep filming no matter what. Later that night
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: he's puking uncontrollably. He sleeps sixteen hours and wakes up
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: and his eyes are still so bloodshot, And he's like
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I'm still so He's like it's building. Yeah, I think
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: it is. This guy.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: I mean, where do you even find that fine thing?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: What is it? How much is it? Is it a
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: thousand milligrams?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: Oh my, I was god die from that.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 6: Those Joey Diaz the what does he take? The stars?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: He calls them like his magic stars. Yeah, like two
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: hundred milligrams each.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: When I went to that wedding in Ethiopia, the groom
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: linked up with all of his Ethiopian boys before and
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: the one gave him like a SIM card. He's like,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: whatever you do, do not lose this sim card. And
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: he put the sim card in his wallet and on
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: his way to the airport, he took a five hundred
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: milligram gummy and by the time he got into the airport,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: like his knees buckled outside the airport and his fucking
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: wife had to push him in a wheelchair through the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: His wife to be on their flight back to Ethiopia,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: had to push him in a wheelchair through the whole airport.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: When he woke up in Ethiopia, he had lost his
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: wallet and his cell phone and this dude's like sim card.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: That's like was a one of one thing, like on
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: his way to his wedding, lost everything that.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't understand why people think that's a good idea.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: No ever, why why do people decide like, I'm going
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: to get the highest I've ever been right before flying?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: You know who does this, by the way, on a
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: nightly basis clamor oh yeah, one hundred and fifty milligram edibles? Yeah,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: like routinely.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is actually buckling yourself, Like your your tolerance
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: has to be insane, but it's not just tolerance, like
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: you're doing such insane stuff to your mind. Yeah, your
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: brain is going fucking through it.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like imagine that guy who took the what what'd
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: you say? A thousand, five thousand, five thousand milligram and
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: what was happening in his brain that his brain was
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: like shut it down for sixteen hours? Yeah, bro, it
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: was worse this down.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: He filmed himself again three days later, still impossibly high,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: apparently inescapably miserably high. He was just like I just
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: wanted to end. I don't think he was getting less high.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was wearing off.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably not apparently, like when that happens, you can
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: take like super strong edibles. Apparently, if I think I've
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: said this before, but if you shit, apparently it's like
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: you are, like you become noticeably less high like once
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: you shit.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, because isn't that what's happening with edibles, the
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: way they're metabolizing your stomach unleash. Is it like it's
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: a completely different.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 6: Drug pretty much?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So if you just shit out the drugs.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know, that's great. Like the Yeah, the high
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: dose edibles are freaky.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Who are those Who the fuck are those four?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, one of the guys on our on
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: our on Bush lou Wait.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Harry. How did his wife not get angry
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: with him that she had to put like right before
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: their wedding?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: He probably should Probably there's nothing she can do.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: She's probably like annoyed, but also like I don't know,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: it might be like lightly cultural that like the man
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: just kind of like gets to do what they want
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: to do. I see, Yeah, he just was like doing
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: what he wanted to do. Like she takes his kids
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: home to Ethiopia for like a six month stretch of time.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Just to like be raised with her family in Ethiopia.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Just and and he just is like living in the
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: United States as if.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Like a galaxy gas.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not even saying hi, but like he just doesn't
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: have the response to fucking.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Fright right in six months?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Michael.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: Like opening the drawers.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like takes out the hammer, John Buss open
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: the floor is a vault underneath. All right, what do
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: I start? Literally goes into cryo space like sleep until
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: she returns.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: It's cultural.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: That's amazing, that's amazing. Wait, what were you saying? I'm sorry,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't need to cut you off.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: No, we were talking about like on the flight to
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: we went to Birmingham, like I took like a like
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: a ten milligram edible and then I was talking to
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: and I was like, yeah, I didn't like that, didn't
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: fall aslove. I didn't even get tired, like nothing happened.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: And then our buddy, the guy that was on our team,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: lou Fire, he was like he was like, yeah, I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: took a two hundred milligram live raws and edible. I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: passed out immediately.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: I was like, bro, what even is that? It's insane.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: You passed out, Like what did you take it to
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: your neck?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I just don't know how you could get on
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: a plane that fucked up.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: So this is a friend of mine has a petrifying
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: fear of flying. Yeah, and I he didn't always And
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: I said what happened? And he said, one time he
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: took an edible before a flight and had a panic
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: attack on the flight, and ever since then he has
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: had a hit. It triggered a fear of flying. He
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: didn't before that, and he went to see a psychiatrist
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: or psychologist about it. And he walked in the door
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: and he's like, I've developed a fear of flying. And
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: the psychologist said, did you take an edible? And he
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: said that one in three cases that he sees one
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: in three of people who have a crippling fear of flying.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Or maybe it's ones that have developed yet happened because
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: of a bad edible experience.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: On the point, why are people taking it? Like you'd
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: be better off smoking weed before getting on a plat.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: Maybe So I guess, well, I guess my point is
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I am somebody I don't I want to take edibles
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: for my upcoming overnight flight.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but I've been doing it for a long time. Yeah,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 6: you're not gonna.
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  Speaker 1: I think that people want to take an edible that's
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: as big as their rings about flying, and like it's
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: inversely proportional, not directly proportional. So it's like, if you're
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: really scared, you shouldn't take eighty milligrams or me, like
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you take way less or none, probably just zero. And
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: if you're not scared at all, maybe you take like
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: a bunch and orfer your tolerance is high, but in general,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: like ten milligrams of an edible is probably okay.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I came even the fives.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how about what's your tolerance at right now?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: I'll take tens?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: You ever go up more?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: No, there's no, there's diminishing returns at that point.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: That story about wake up feeling like shit.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: That and I eat a jar of peanut butter with honey,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: and I go scoop of peanut butter and then I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: go into the honey. Yeah, so I wake up the
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: honey and the honey has peanut butter in it, which
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: drives me crazy. Yeah, that drives me crazy.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: Hilarious that something can drive you crazy, that you do.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: Absolutely and you get to this thing where you're like,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: why am I not going honey first peanut butter. That
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: would solve it. I don't mind having honey in the
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: peanut butters.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: No, no one does.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Is your honey a squirt? I should have brought in
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: this honey that I just got a fucking honeycomb from
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: this past weekend. I should have brought it in for
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: gift Tuesday.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Oh that's not elped me with my allergies. Local honey.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: You're talking, yes, and it's like this beautiful comb.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 6: I would have loved that. Fuck next time, next.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Tuesday, No, I mean next Tuesday. I do together for
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: a month.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: I do think that later in life, when I have
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: land and can actually settle down, I'm assuming that the
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: hobby of being a rapierist will come to me.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: Sorry, come again, sorry, what was that?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: It's it's it's a pierist.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: It's not ray pier is.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: That is the sword, that is, and I'm already proficient
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: with that, So there's no reason for me to pick
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: up the rapier.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: And robe Pierre. Who's robes Pierre.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: He was the era the reign of terror in the
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: French Revolution.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Robes Pierre, So robes Pierre had a rapier in an apiary.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, interesting apery. An apiary is a beehive, and
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: an aprist is somebody who studies bees intends to be
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah, and also is someone who outdoes the next
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: closest rapist.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: Oh I see er, somebody takes us to that next
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: level rapiery.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be a nice hobby. I feel like
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: guys who have that hobby.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 6: Like rape or bees.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like it was way more popular in the seventies,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: the bees.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not a criminal, I'm just it's recreational for me.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what the movie taxis about or something? Taxi driver,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Taxi driver, Taxi driver, Yeah, Taxi's the one with Queen Latifa.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a show, the one with Queen Lativa
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: and Jimmy Fallon. Oh Taxi as well.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Oh I remember that movie. What the fuck was that
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: she's the driver? Right?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Something collateral maybe Taxi? Yeah, Taxi like the show.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: Like the show.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: That's bullshit that they can just take the name from
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: that famous ass show.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: Jimmy Fallon had a couple of hits in that era.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: I remember watching the one about the Boston Red Yeah,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: that was a great movie. Drew Barrymore little rom com.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on now, Nah, he was like people were
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: obsessed him, in love with him. Yeah. Yeah, they're like
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: he's the young hawk guy and he sings and he
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: kind of giggles his way through. He's very charming, very charming,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: very charming guy. Deep underbelly, a dark, deep seated underbelly.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's my part of that's the part of
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: Jimmy Fallon to me that makes him so redeemable is
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: that he's a total lush that he.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Would like show up to the late night show and
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: just have like a black eye.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: There was a time when he had to wear this
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: like finger bandage, like it was a splint and a
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: finger bandage, and he claimed on air that it was
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: some issue. The truth of the matter, this was the
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: rumor among people who knew, was that he was so
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: drunk one night that he was wearing his ring and
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: he fell in his own kitchen and there was a
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: drawer open in the kitchen and his hand snagged and
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: the ring ripped all the skin off, like ripped it
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: up the hand. Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: He's a big drinker.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: Big time drinker, but that's awesome. Yeah, he likes to
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: party because if he were just as perfect and as
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: sort of like animatronic doll as he is appears to be.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Then you know, you.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Need to have a vice boring, you need to have
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: a counter, or there's something we don't see at all.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: There's something very dark under there.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: But the fact that like he'll end a show, oh
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: on a Wednesday, and end up at some bar in
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: New York and like be like I got everyone's tab. Yeah,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: it's fucking awesome. I love that.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I think his apartment, his old apartment was for sale.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: There's like a raised platform with a piano and some
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: like stained glass, and he had shipped on famously or
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: something when he was very drunk. There was shipped on
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: the piano too. I believe stained glass shipped the skin
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: off of his ass.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 6: All right, cool, good stuff and really good stuff. Today.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: We were thin on topics.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: We went everywhere bro of course we always do.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right boys, thank you ever, thanks everyone, thanks
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: for listening.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 6: We will see you next week. Thank you. Goodbye,