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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 10th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it.
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  Speaker 2: Due to the refid nature of this.
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  Speaker 3: Program, listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 4: The Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 4: Class is now in session. Hey, good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Moay.
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  Speaker 4: Today is July the tenth, twenty twenty sixth, and today
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  Speaker 4: is Friday. I feel the same way likewise, Day five
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  Speaker 4: of five? Who are the Woodies Show? Woodie Gray four minutes? Here,
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  Speaker 4: we got Gina, Yeah, their sebat ye, Sammy's here, Morgan's here,
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  Speaker 4: Jeff g hey, we got Vaughn, we got dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 4: boards here, Menchi's here. Let's get through the morning as
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  Speaker 4: quickly as we can into that weekend. Welcome to the
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  Speaker 4: Woody Show, all whites. So what are we gonna do
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  Speaker 4: to get through this morning and into the weekend as
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  Speaker 4: quickly as possible? That is the goal today. Thank you
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  Speaker 4: The Friday fail stories also some of the trending news
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  Speaker 4: headlines coming up. Birthday's porn of birthday here on this
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  Speaker 4: July tenth, it is a world kebab day. Let me
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  Speaker 4: tell it. I don't like doing I don't like making kebabs. No,
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  Speaker 4: let me tell you why, because when you grill them
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  Speaker 4: and they're on the skewre, I don't like. I feel
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  Speaker 4: like it's not getting cooked enough in between, like where
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  Speaker 4: the whether the two chunks of meat touch on the sure,
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  Speaker 4: because that's always the that's always the pink spot. You
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  Speaker 4: don't have the crown together too hard if you don't
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  Speaker 4: want to. But even if I'm saying, if you have,
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  Speaker 4: like say a piece of chicken pepper.
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  Speaker 6: You're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to do
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  Speaker 6: all veggies on one and all chicken on one because
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  Speaker 6: it gets undercooked.
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  Speaker 2: The onions always undercooked.
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  Speaker 4: Into it yeah. National French Friday is to yes, I like,
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  Speaker 4: yeah French Fries. It's don't step on a b Day.
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  Speaker 4: It was just good advice. National Motorcycle Day, Greg, like
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  Speaker 4: that National Pina Colada Day.
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  Speaker 2: That's a vacation drink.
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  Speaker 4: And today's a National Kitten Day.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta tell you I never I never really hated cats.
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  Speaker 4: They weren't my favorite, you know what I mean, But
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  Speaker 4: I never really hated them. And I think as time
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  Speaker 4: has gone on, I have less and less patients for
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  Speaker 4: cats and people who like cats. Why what a cats do?
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  Speaker 7: Do?
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  Speaker 4: You? You know what it is? It's by association because
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  Speaker 4: the people who I find to be I'll find out
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  Speaker 4: someone is like, you know, like you know, coworker or
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  Speaker 4: someone that you do business with or whatever, and they're like, man,
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  Speaker 4: this person sucks and you find out they're a cat person.
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  Speaker 4: Why is it that always the most annoying and you
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  Speaker 4: know people that the most rotten people? Why are they
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  Speaker 4: always cat people? It's a good question I have not
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  Speaker 4: experienced and haven't. And also, cats just suck. I was
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  Speaker 4: just at my dad's for a week and we were
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  Speaker 4: staying there and the cat is you know, it's just
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  Speaker 4: it's cute, you know what I mean. But this thing
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  Speaker 4: he's got, you know, we got new flooring for the house,
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  Speaker 4: but he's got like one area where it's carpeted, and
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  Speaker 4: the cat peed there, and so you have that smell
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  Speaker 4: that cat be out of here. Don't tell me a
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  Speaker 4: nature's miracle or whatever that there is nothing that gets
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  Speaker 4: that out other than taking the carpet out or throwing
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  Speaker 4: the piece of clothing away or whatever. And you always
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  Speaker 4: have it's even if it's like a like a like
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  Speaker 4: a subtle hint of the smell, it's always around. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: my dad just got a new couch. It peed on
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  Speaker 4: the back of the couch, like the top of the
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  Speaker 4: back of the hell that's pretty rare for cats. I
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  Speaker 4: don't usually hear about them peeing. Well, they like to
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  Speaker 4: mark new stuff. My aunt Chris, you just got like
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  Speaker 4: a new chair, like a new recliner chair. Scratched it up.
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  Speaker 4: Had it for I'll I'll have to have her center picture.
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  Speaker 4: Had it for less than forty eight hours. And this
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  Speaker 4: thing was destroyed because it came downstairs every morning and
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  Speaker 4: would just use its claws on the side of here's
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  Speaker 4: what I about. I'm like, you know, what. I just don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't see any I don't see any real neat
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  Speaker 4: or purpose for cats.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The thing I hate about cat people is when
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  Speaker 2: they try to get you know, the equivalent of a
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  Speaker 2: dog person, where they say, oh, Scout did the funniest
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  Speaker 2: thing last night. He was playing with his toys, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, Okay, cats don't do anything amusing or funny.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it. And they're very they're very dainty. I would
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  Speaker 2: hate it when their tails kind of go back. They're
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  Speaker 2: so dainty, and all girls I.
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  Speaker 4: Would I wouldn't even say that, like that's what that
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  Speaker 4: that's why it's so it's it's it's such a it's
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  Speaker 4: such a weird line for me, because like, I think
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  Speaker 4: they're cute, right, and I can say that, oh, I've
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  Speaker 4: seen cats do funny things or whatever, and I've seen
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  Speaker 4: cats be very sweet. But I think just overall, the
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  Speaker 4: you know that they're not needed to go outside thing
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  Speaker 4: that's convenient. Yeah, and then dealing with the litter box sucks,
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  Speaker 4: Samuel will tell.
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  Speaker 3: You so hard.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why I find it interesting that your dad's
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  Speaker 8: cat is peeing all over the place, because cats go
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  Speaker 8: in their litter box and they always want to cover
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  Speaker 8: it up because like, so predators can't.
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  Speaker 4: They mark them.
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  Speaker 9: They do mark they do, especially boys, and it's oh man,
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  Speaker 9: and that smell.
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  Speaker 4: It just reeks. I can't get it out. They're But
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  Speaker 4: then you know, most most of the cats are pretty
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  Speaker 4: anti social, meaning like it's like they don't they don't
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  Speaker 4: care about you the same way that a dog or
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  Speaker 4: even another person.
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  Speaker 6: It's just I think you're right. I don't like the
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  Speaker 6: really anti social ones. It's like, oh, my cat's under
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  Speaker 6: the bed and won't come out until you leave, Like okay,
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  Speaker 6: that I don't get.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the fact that like for the most part, they're
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  Speaker 4: kind of up. They're allowed to go up on anything,
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  Speaker 4: including counters because they like tables, tables where people eat,
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  Speaker 4: and they got their their their litter box, paws all
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  Speaker 4: over like and again, it's not their fault. I'm not
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  Speaker 4: holding it against cats, per se. There go with per se,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe Coy pointing that I'm not. I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 4: not holding it against cats. Again, I think as much
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  Speaker 4: as it is some of those more annoying things that
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  Speaker 4: I just don't want to deal with, it's more about
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  Speaker 4: the people who have like Radiohead fans. Yeah, my problem.
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  Speaker 4: You don't really care about Radiohead or the songs themselves,
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  Speaker 4: just the fans of Radioheads that ruin it. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I just find that the people who are the
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  Speaker 4: most the most annoying and the most like to have cats. Yeah, yea,
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  Speaker 4: the most unappealing. They're cat people.
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  Speaker 2: Why is that?
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  Speaker 6: Well, at least they're not dressing their cats up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, some people do.
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  Speaker 10: Some people do, and I've seen some walk their cats.
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  Speaker 4: Get them to do that, that's that's the other one.
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  Speaker 4: But why do they want to go outside? Oh?
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  Speaker 11: I was just about to ask, does your boyfriend walk
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  Speaker 11: his cat?
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  Speaker 2: Sammy?
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  Speaker 8: He doesn't walk her, but he does have like a
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  Speaker 8: leash and harness for her, so she can't but he doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: So it's not it's not walking. No, he doesn't walk
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  Speaker 4: her on the block. So what is so what is there?
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  Speaker 4: That's what's what is that tie to the door and
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  Speaker 4: ties it up outside for prayer to come by and
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  Speaker 4: get it or not to come by and get it.
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  Speaker 6: But I guess just be outside, chums. You can't trackside.
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  Speaker 4: It's gonna just run.
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  Speaker 8: Around or get eaten or whatever. Right, And he doesn't
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  Speaker 8: have a yard or anything.
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  Speaker 4: So again, is it the leash is just he just
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  Speaker 4: lets it out there for a couple hours, not a
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  Speaker 4: couple hours. It sounds like it sounds it sounds like
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  Speaker 4: he's taking it for a walk. Yeah, it does sound
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  Speaker 4: like that. I don't bother time for the birthdays.
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  Speaker 2: Its shim.
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  Speaker 3: We don't.
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  Speaker 2: It's and you know we don't.
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  Speaker 4: And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Sophia Vigara.
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  Speaker 4: It was Gloria and Modern Family fifty four years old today.
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  Speaker 4: Jessica Simpto Simpson. She was a pop chicken, then all
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  Speaker 4: of a sudden, a billion dollar fashion mobile.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got the shoes.
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  Speaker 4: It's the same person that was like she thought it
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  Speaker 4: was chicken, Yeah, back in the day. Forty six years old.
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  Speaker 4: Adrian Grenere, who was the most disposable member of Entourage,
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  Speaker 4: even though it was a show about him and a
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  Speaker 4: Vinny Chase on a disposable show, he was the most disposable. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Adrian Grenier is fifty years old. Thomas Ian Nicholas Kevin
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  Speaker 4: from American Pie is forty six. He got Isabella Merced
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  Speaker 4: She was the voice of Dora the Explorer and she
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  Speaker 4: was also in the Last of Us.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Superman as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder how what she made on that network.
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  Speaker 4: Greg Isabella Merced that's a three mill three mil. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: that's not too Yeah, well for a twenty five year old. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's a pretty good start. It's a good night for anybody. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Fiona Shall who is aunt Petunia? And Harry Potter sixty
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  Speaker 4: eight this year, Greg next year going to be and
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  Speaker 4: then Robert Pine. He was paunching John's boss, Sergeant Joe
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  Speaker 4: on the TV show Chips, which I loved as a kid.
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  Speaker 4: But he's Chris. That's the best part. Yeah, Robert, No,
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  Speaker 4: Chips is the best part.
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  Speaker 6: No, that's when my mom would leave to go places.
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  Speaker 4: We'd say what are you going to be back? And
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  Speaker 4: she'd say.
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  Speaker 6: In one Chips episode, cauds be.
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  Speaker 4: Good until time. Robert Pine eighty five years old today,
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  Speaker 4: and then you got your porno birthday. Who is Shona
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  Speaker 4: River and today's birthday girl. She's done more bouncing than
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  Speaker 4: a low rider on Hydraulics three and eighteen. Fine films,
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  Speaker 4: including worshiping the Birthday Girl's sexy feet, No thanks. She
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  Speaker 4: was in Lesbian Sex and Long Leather Coats. Also horny
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  Speaker 4: for her House Guests Volume one. She was in Bartender
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  Speaker 4: serves something hard. I wonder what that is like? Hard
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  Speaker 4: to alcohol, heart like a good stiff drink. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 4: was in Bush Bleaching Volume one, also fingering while a
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  Speaker 4: couple is watching, and who can forget her unforgetable role
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  Speaker 4: and hungry for anal she's starvin. You know what I
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  Speaker 4: could go for right now? Yeah, that's a Shona River
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  Speaker 4: who's thirty four years old today. And that's your porno
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  Speaker 4: birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on this Friday on
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  Speaker 4: the Woodie Show, A little is shoe into another new hour.
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  Speaker 4: What Greg menace Gina? Yeah, we are the Boody Show.
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  Speaker 4: And speaking of Gina Gratch, she's got the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 6: The quarterfinals are underway in the World Cup and yesterday
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  Speaker 6: France eliminated Morocco to be the first team into the
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  Speaker 6: final four. Today Spain plays Belgium. Tomorrow there are two
• 11:20
  Speaker 6: games Norway versus England and Argentina versus Switzerland. Also tomorrow,
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  Speaker 6: Connor McGregor makes his UFC return after five years. He'll
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  Speaker 6: be fighting Max Holloway for the second time. Connor won
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  Speaker 6: their first fight back in twenty thirteen. Oh and also
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  Speaker 6: on the UFC three twenty nine card Corey Sandhagen versus
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  Speaker 6: Mario Batista and Patty Pimblet versus Benoi Saint Denis Nice. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: BSD much easier to say. Well, new details have come
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  Speaker 6: out about the deadly ICE shooting in Houston, So now
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  Speaker 6: the FEDS are saying the guy who was killed may
• 11:52
  Speaker 6: not have actually been the person agents were looking for,
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  Speaker 6: but they.
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  Speaker 4: Really look like the target.
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  Speaker 6: I says this thirty nine yearld guy, Lorenz Selgato Arahu.
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  Speaker 6: He refused commands and drove toward an officer who then
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  Speaker 6: shot him in what they call self defense. His family's
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  Speaker 6: calling BS and says he had no criminal record and
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  Speaker 6: was simply on his way to pick up some workers.
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  Speaker 6: And they say they still haven't been contacted by ICE
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  Speaker 6: and only found out that he died after seeing photos
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  Speaker 6: on social media. And officials also confirmed that ICE agents
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  Speaker 6: didn't have body.
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  Speaker 4: Cameras because they hadn't been issued them yet. So that's
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  Speaker 4: I thought everybody had body cams.
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  Speaker 11: All. You can get him on TIMU for like five bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Even the cart narks have body got to protect the
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  Speaker 4: ICE one exactly well.
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  Speaker 6: Jurors in the Charlie Kirk murder case heard new evidence
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  Speaker 6: yesterday when prosecutors played part of an interview with the
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  Speaker 6: alleged shooter's former roommate and boyfriend. That guy told investigators
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  Speaker 6: the shooter had admitted to shooting Kirk and then said
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  Speaker 6: he regretted it, and the roommate also said that the
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  Speaker 6: dude had asked to borrow a tool to engrave some
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  Speaker 6: bullets before the attack, and those matched the engraving the
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  Speaker 6: engraved shell casings.
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  Speaker 2: He was like borrowing like a cup of sugar. Yeah, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: do you have any of the bullet engravings? Yeah? People
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  Speaker 2: just have that like later aud right, and also like
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  Speaker 2: bullet engraver.
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  Speaker 6: You have to be damn sure that you want everyone
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  Speaker 6: to know it was youse, Like what are your initials
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  Speaker 6: on it.
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  Speaker 2: It's one of those things that seems like a good
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  Speaker 2: idea in the moment, and then the second he did it,
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  Speaker 2: like you said, I shouldn't have done that.
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  Speaker 4: It's one thing, Tugget. It's porn and having that guilt afterwards.
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  Speaker 4: It's that thing where you're like, you know what, I'm
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: gonna kill somebody. It's going to be a great.
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  Speaker 6: Idea and I'll leave my calling card, but.
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  Speaker 4: I mean super gating grave right, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 6: Well he did ask his when.
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  Speaker 4: People have embroidered towels in a robe, like.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do it yourself? Take it to things? Remember, what
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  Speaker 2: do you?
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  Speaker 4: What do you think about that? Greg? When people have
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  Speaker 4: like monogrammed towels towels, is that gay?
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  Speaker 2: No? I'm not gay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying is it tacky? I think it's tacky.
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  Speaker 2: But it depends what it says, like if it's the initial,
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  Speaker 2: like if you had one.
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  Speaker 4: Like W and J, I think it would be like,
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  Speaker 4: isn't hers?
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  Speaker 2: I don't. This is so biased of me. I don't
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  Speaker 2: like his and hers? But at home we have these
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  Speaker 2: two candles that say his and his, OK, and I
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  Speaker 2: like that. It's what's the difference, nothing, That's what makes
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  Speaker 2: it fun. So like what we should have it's two
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  Speaker 2: towels and it says his and his, and then it's
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  Speaker 2: just fun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is fine and hilarious. It is a little
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  Speaker 4: more fun. I'm kind of surprised that you think the
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  Speaker 4: monogram towels are.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's not. I think it's slightly upscale.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, really, what's talking about it? When it's that big
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  Speaker 6: giant initial in the middle, and you know what it is.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's like fake fancy. I think it's I think
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  Speaker 4: people who do that have those trying to look fancy.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I think what we're talking about is venue. I
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  Speaker 11: don't think located. Are they located in like a mansion
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  Speaker 11: are located in.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're right context. There's a documentary called The
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  Speaker 2: Billion Dollar Hotel, and I can't remember where it is,
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  Speaker 2: but they have these rooms where if you're the guest
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  Speaker 2: and I walk in and I'm Greg, they take the
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  Speaker 2: pillow shams and have an embroidered G on it rules
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  Speaker 2: and they change it for every guest. I'm like, that's
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  Speaker 2: pretty pretty upscale.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're really paying attention.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all right. I think the ones at home, though,
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  Speaker 4: the embroidered towels at home, I mean, it.
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  Speaker 6: Does remind me of like eighties moms.
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  Speaker 4: Really, it's like trying to show that you're you know,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. It just seems like it's like it's
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  Speaker 4: part of the costume of like you're trying to look fancy.
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  Speaker 2: I have one set of towels that just has a
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  Speaker 2: G on it, and I like it. It looks good.
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  Speaker 2: That explains why you have one. Well, it was a gift,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: to be fair, but I think it looks good. What
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  Speaker 2: I do find tacky in the bathroom is those rugs
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  Speaker 2: that go up against the toilet. They're shaped to the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: I see him sometimes you do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't seen one of those forever.
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  Speaker 6: That's the same bathroom that has the dish with the
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  Speaker 6: decorative soaps that you're not allowed to touch.
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  Speaker 4: Well, my grandma had a grandma had the little rug
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  Speaker 4: that went along the bottom, but it also had one
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  Speaker 4: that went over the top of the toilet.
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  Speaker 11: How about just a straight up carpeted bathroom.
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  Speaker 6: Nobody does that old Well, metaglasses have been getting a
• 16:04
  Speaker 6: bad rep because of creepy people recording without consent.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: So and we talked about this.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: Whenever you record, it has a little blinking light which
• 16:11
  Speaker 6: lets people know you're recording, and metaglasses owners are hacking them.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: SeaBus even told us there's little like circle things you
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: could put over it so people can't see the blinking line.
• 16:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:19
  Speaker 11: There's even people on like social media that have services like, oh,
• 16:22
  Speaker 11: meet up in a parking lot and we'll disabled the
• 16:24
  Speaker 11: yeah light.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, really guess what they're doing now I saw this.
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: They're going to be in trouble because Meta's pissed about
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: it and says they updated their glasses software to detect
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: whether the light has been messed with, and they're banning
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: accounts and even taking legal action against people or businesses
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: that are messing with the light.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: I mean, I say good.
• 16:42
  Speaker 11: I'm like, what kind of creep meets up with another
• 16:44
  Speaker 11: dude in a parking lot so they can disable the light.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: It's a good point on your glasses. Feel free to
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: profile that guy. What are you doing?
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good point. Well, speaking of Meta, they're
• 16:55
  Speaker 6: being sued for one and a half trillion dollars by
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: twenty nine states for fueling the teen mental health crisis,
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: and the lawsuit accuses Meta, you know, major violations of
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act. Plus, they say Facebook
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: and Instagram were designed to be addictive to kids and
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: has led to self harm and suicide.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Designed to be addicted to everybody, everybody. Yeah, so whoever's
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: looking at it to adult, whoever they spend more time
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: with it. That's how business works. Well, I think you
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: want them to come there.
• 17:22
  Speaker 11: More, but every company under the Sun wants you to
• 17:25
  Speaker 11: be addicted to that company. We want you to be
• 17:28
  Speaker 11: addicted to listening to the what he should be like
• 17:30
  Speaker 11: a part of the fabric of your life.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: Well Meta denies this and they're going to meet in
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: court in August and listen up Nerds. Jeopardy is hiring
• 17:39
  Speaker 6: a new clue writer for the TV show. The job
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: description says the ideal candidate should demonstrate wit and clarity,
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: and must also be able to pass the show's infamous
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: contestant quiz, where topics are everything from US geography to
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: opera science, superhero psychic everything.
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: The good one what it's gott to finish your words?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: Huh what I say? Nothing? I don't know. Okay.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: The good news is if you pass all of this,
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: you can earn around one hundred and fifty thousand dollars,
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: So get on it.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I think that'd be a fun but really difficult job.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it's way more pop culture now, so the
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: chin is nerdy as it used to.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: One of the chances when you hear a song, for example,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: and then there's a lawsuit like, oh that sounds too
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: much like this song. It could be a coincidence. If
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: I was a clue writer there, I would think, oh,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: this is a great Jeopardy question that was done in.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Ninety Actually, if you go back to the record on
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: the we're going to.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Have an infinite number of clues.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, have a database though.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they do.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it would still be stressful.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Stressful.
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: And finally, let's talk a little National French Fried Day,
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: shall we? Plenty of deals for fry lovers, but Greg
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: and what You're going to hate this because most of
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: the deals require you to use the There we go,
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: like get a Chick fil A. If you're a Chick
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: fil A one member, you can get a free medium
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: sized waffle fries by playing the chain's new spot the
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: Cow game in the app.
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: See the app. You got to play the game.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Let's jump through a bunch of hoops to get a
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: couple of potatoes.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: McDonald is a portion of potato slices of one potato
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: of half a potato.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: They're offering rewards members free medium fries when you buy
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: something else on McDonald's app. Wendy's Rewards members can log
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: into their app and make a minimum purchase of five
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: bucks to get free fries. And what a Burger there's
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: no purchase necessary, but you you don't have to be
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: a rewards member.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: This is what the feeling I get when I go
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: out of town and then I have to pick something
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: up at the grocery store and it's a grocery store
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: I don't live near because I'm out of town. Oh
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: you're a rewards member. No, come on, just get the rewards.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they can do that sometimes.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: I was just at a grocery store out of town
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: and I went to self checkout. Just had a couple
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: of things. What did the self checkout? Couldn't even use
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: the self checkout unless I had the store card good card?
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah what Yeah, you had to like scan or enter
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: your shoppers card just to be able to use the
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: self checkout.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: So you have to be like a member of the store.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: So the chick came over. I'm thinking, Man, she's getting
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: tons of fuel rewards because whenever she does that for somebody. Yeah,
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: I don't care. I'm just trying to get the hell
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: out of here. You couldn't even use the self checkout
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: without entering your Shoppers car.
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: Maybe they're trying to curb shoplifting or something. But somebody
• 20:21
  Speaker 11: can just make their own account.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I think if I had my own store, I would
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: make it as difficult as possible to buy stuff to
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: get people. I would like to purchase this. No, no,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I don't want you to.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: If you've gone to a have you gone to a
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: store where you get to the register, like a brick
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: and mortar retailer, You get to the register and they go,
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: can we get your phone number? And like you go no, no,
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: thank you. They go, well, I can't wait. So I'm
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: standing in your store with some merchandise to purchase. You
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: can't sell this to me without me giving you the
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: phone number. Forget it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, It's like.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: I'm at that point. It's on principle, just nah, forget it.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: I'm standing in front of you here, I am. You're
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: just trying to use this so you can sell it
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: market whatever. I don't want any of that. I just
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: want to purchase this right now.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: The shirt right The concept of is that Palmers is
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: not brand new, Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Exactly, And they're like, I don't care.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: My name is not on the on the door, so
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: nobody wins. Well that's what's going on.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: With Thank you very much, Gina gran We're talking about
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: embroidered towels. I know if you're starting and you're like, wow,
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: sounds like a really missed out, missed out in a
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: really cool conversation. Yeah, well, it sounds like I don't
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: remember why I came up down?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: How did it come up?
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, we're talking.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: To show original trademark copy right, Why did we even
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: talk about that in the first place.
• 21:43
  Speaker 11: I have it because we're talking about the Charlie Kirk shooting.
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: And I said that it was gay in on the bullets.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: He asked to borrow a tool to engrave messages on
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: the on your shell casings. Yeah, okay. Then I hit
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: the tangent. I said, I wanted to get Greg's take
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: on because I thought Greg for sure is going to
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: say it's tacky. It turns out he's he's in favor
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: of I like it when you have your your initials
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: or like the last initial of the family name on
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: like towels.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: And it would have to be a like a nice, clean,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: sleek towel. Can't be one with like a lot of designs. Yeah, exactly,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: not like the Gramma kind, something sleek, like a plain
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: white hotel type towel.
• 22:29
  Speaker 11: And then I argued, it's just about venue. If it's
• 22:32
  Speaker 11: like in a mansion, awesome. If it's in a trailer,
• 22:34
  Speaker 11: then kind of tacky.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Agree, because I kind of read it as it's someone
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: trying to look fancy. You know, I don't think it
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: is fancy. I think it's what people think is fancy.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: You know how there's I'm trying to think of another example,
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: but like there are things that people do or things
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: that people get because I think it looks fancy. Golts right,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: I think that.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Is a what's wrong about striving to look fancy? Nothing?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Nothing's wrong with that. No, I don't know. It's like,
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: you have a modest house, but how can I fancy
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: it up? How about a broader towel?
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: No, look nice, but you're trying you know what I
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: need to get an MRI. I my brain. I've had
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: the hardest time recently, like finding the proper words. I
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: can't find the proper words. I like, I know, I
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: know what I'm trying to say, and when I'm saying it,
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: it's like, no, that's not coming out right. I feel you,
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: bro dude. Daily. My grandma used to warn me about this.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: She would say, your brain's gonna turn to sawdust. Like
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: later in the day.
• 23:41
  Speaker 11: Later in the day like, oh, I'm better later later
• 23:44
  Speaker 11: in the day, it's fine, But in the morning, no, Man,
• 23:47
  Speaker 11: weird because it's not that I have like.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: I'm having a hard time articulating my thought. It's like
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: when people do. We had a we had a friend
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: who ended up having a stroke. It's called locked in syndrome.
• 23:59
  Speaker 12: What.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So our friend Sean, he had a stroke and
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: he had locked in syndrome, meaning he was completely aware
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: everything that was happening. Nah, but couldn't move anything, want
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: to move nothing.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Except his eyes and that was it.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: That was it, And so he had to communicate by
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: moving his eyes.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: It was pretty bad.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: That's so, like, that's got to be. That's the worst.
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: That's that's that's the worst. Although take what do you take?
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: What's the isn't there like a supplement or something you
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: can use to supposed to shoot something like that?
• 24:33
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I actually looked into that because there's ones
• 24:41
  Speaker 13: that they advertise, Oh I have the brain of I
• 24:45
  Speaker 13: don't know, a memory of an elephant or something like
• 24:47
  Speaker 13: crazy tagline like that, But none of it.
• 24:50
  Speaker 11: It's like been solid, solid, solid, you guys improve it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I bought it.
• 25:00
  Speaker 11: I'm using it right, now obviously it doesn't work, not.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: Exactly A good spokesperson for that. Yeah, so you know,
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: rich people, they got it good, but you know, not
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: everything they do is super expensive. I have a listener
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: based on the little conversation we're having about the embroidered
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: tests o other things like that. So it's a list
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: of some rich people things that regular folk not rich,
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: say they have found are cheaper than they thought. Okay, okay,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: like tailoring your clothes, you know, yeah, yeah, like that's
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: oh you you're getting your clothes tailored? Oh that you
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: must be super rich. That does sound very expensive.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I think you feel like if you get pants taken.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Up or something like that. Right, Like you buy a
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: pair of jeans, they don't quite they're a little bit
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: long on you. But most people go ah whatever, and
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: they let the backs of them just drag across the
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: dirt and they get all tatted up, you know. But
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: the other people will go no, and they take it
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: down to the local place, the dry cleaner, whoever does
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: the alterations. They go, you know what, that's not nearly
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: as expensive as I thought it was. And now these
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: geens fit perfect. Yeah I have to do that.
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: I don't really have an option, and it's like eighteen
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: dollars to get them hemmed.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: But you know it is a fortune dry cleaning. My god,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: you might as well just buy a new wardrobe.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: So list of rich people. Things that regular folks say
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: they found are actually cheaper than they thought. Okay, so
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: not that it's cheap cheap, it's just cheaper than they thought.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, art exhibits. Would never know, never got any exhibits,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: all right, cheap to go.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: To those what do they call the Ferrara cher chocolate?
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, ferrarochet, yeah, gold foil.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people thought those are I always think of those
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: as drug store Yeah they are.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: In fact, I remember hearing at like a little expos
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: on it, and they wanted to create something that looked
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: fancy for people that couldn't afford fancy stuff.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: And I think they did a great job. It worked. Ferrero,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: they're so good, so good good wine.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have to spend a fortune on that.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: But even the people who like wine don't really know
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: what the hell they're talking. Absolutely disproven.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I told you about that friend who would have dinner parties,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: bring a bottle minimum fifty dollars, and I would go
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: to some cheap ass store get a three dollars bottle and.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: They have no idea.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: This is incredible. Where did you get it? And then
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: this is the line you always go with, I got
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: it from my own collection. Oh it's vague enough that
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: I don't remember where I got it. Collection.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: So rich people things quote unquote that regular folk not
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: rich say they found are cheaper than they thought. Hiring
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: a monthly house cleaner. I once a month, I have
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: somebody come through and do like a deep cleaning or
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: whatever of your bathrooms and those other things that you
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: just don't want to do. You keep up with, like
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: maybe the dusting or some light vacuuming and things in between.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: But when it comes to like the scrubbing and stuff.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: To shower, I'm about to pull the trigger.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I almost did, and then I said, no, what am
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I I'm not Oprah the thing?
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: There are so many people out there that do this.
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: Or my aunt Chrissy. I wonder what she charges Crissy
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: to come to my house. I wonder what she charges,
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: and she does a great job. Yeah, I don't think
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: it's I don't think it's a lot at all.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, uh, I did it once in my life.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: What she charges like you have to do some shopping
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: around like anything else.
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought it'd be like five hundred bucks.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Five hundred bucks. No, that's what I know.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: No, because I hired somebody when I moved out of
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: an apartment and it was I want my deposit back,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I want it to look perfect. This woman was incredible.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: She was standing on the bathroom counters cleaning the tops
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: of the light bulbs.
• 28:23
  Speaker 14: Oh my god.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: But see that's not even the one month thing that
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: we're talking about. We're talking about to somebody who comes in, right, Yeah,
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: you keep up like once a month. That's good.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Okay, I love that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Playing never did it.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Playing tennis made the list rich people. Things that regular
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: folks found are cheaper than they thought. I don't know
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: how much he thought tennis is going to be. There's
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: public courts everything. Oh here's what I could speak to.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Giving out full candy bars on Halloween. You want to go. Yeah,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: that was always the dream. But that was always he
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Know if that's true anymore.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Well, because you just go to Costco, you go to
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Sam's Club. That's where I go. I'll go to Costco
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: and I'll get the They always have a big old
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: palad of them as a multi pack of the you
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: know Hershey Bars, Recent Peanut butter Cups, Snickers kit Cat
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: and the M and M's Peanut and regular huh and
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: the variety thing. There's like thirty full sized bars in
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: one box. The box is like twenty bucks right now.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Can you go cheaper? You can? But if it's your
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: dream to be the full sized candy bar house, as
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: it was mine, I'm like, someday, yeah, I'm gonna do that.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: What success looks like. And I don't even care about
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: anybody else's kids. It was for me. I wanted to
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: be the full sized candy bar house, Like how Menace
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: wanted to have the kitchen aid stand mixer. Yeah he
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: doesn't bake. Yeah, I've never used it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: To look at it.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, you know what, someday I'm going to
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: have that.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah I get it.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a nice leather belt.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Greg, this is something that you need TSA pre check.
• 29:53
  Speaker 14: I mean.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Five years, it's like eighty bucks. You might even have
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: something you might do you have like a do you
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: have an American Express card?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: I don't, okay, And I will tell you this from
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: the bottom of my heart. It's not that it's eighty bucks.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: It could be two hundred bucks. I would do it
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: if I traveled more. I don't need.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: But you travel enough. You travel against your will.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the only time I travel. But you end
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: up traveling enough under duress. You know, I will never
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: fly again unless I have to ever, But.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: You end up traveling enough that in the next five years,
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: you're gonna be traveling enough.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: All I'm thinking about is the last time we flew together, well,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: not the most recent time, the time before that. I
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: was through security long before you and you have pre
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: check and whatever.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: I had all this equipment in my bag and I
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: don't know what they thought it was. It was audio
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: equipment because we were doing the show on the road.
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: And every time I go to an airport with you,
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: they basically end up strip searching you.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you specifically. But this last time that we traveled together, Greg, Yeah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: I flew where I saw you in the line, and
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: I flew right but I was like, I was gone.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I was down at the the relax my back massage place.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: Ye face down in the massage chair, and Greg's like
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: still taking his shoes off.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: That I'm saying that I was at the bar.
• 31:12
  Speaker 11: You're not going to ever do like international travel, but
• 31:15
  Speaker 11: do that Global Entry was so awesome on the Lake
• 31:18
  Speaker 11: of Mexico, that dude, the long ass customs line versus
• 31:23
  Speaker 11: the Global Entry just walked right through.
• 31:25
  Speaker 6: I can test to say that not having Global Entry
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: was the longest day of my life really in customs.
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and then uh and then Gray Poupon. Remember
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: the commercials. Yeah, that's another example of what you were
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: talking about with the chocolates. Yeah, where they just trying
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: to make it. Yeah, they wanted to make it premium.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: They wanted to make it totally.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: You know what the other one was, if anyone remembers
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: it from the eighties and nineties, the Venetta ice cream.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: Remember the flakes in the middle.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: It looked like yes, oh yeah, and.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: That was supposed to be the height of fanciness.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, is that wait? Was it the ice cream?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, with the chocolate like briars, yeah, like bright Yeah,
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: it was.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Vanta and because everyone had like gown gloves and they
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: deserved it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: High school the same category you'll play I thought was fancy.
• 32:15
  Speaker 11: Yeah, or in high school the golds Schlogger because gold
• 32:18
  Speaker 11: flakes in.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: It sell that.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: If you ever think advertising doesn't work, oh, think about Vaneta.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Gray Poupon eight seven seven forty four. Would he
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: set us a text over to two to nine eighty
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: seventy have anything you want to add to the list
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: these uh rich people things quote unquote that regular folks
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: have found are actually cheaper than they thought. Like, yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: you know what that wasn't a billion bucks?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Pretty cool?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would put hot tubs on that list. You would, yeah,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: because I mean you could even go on Facebook marketplace.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: People are hot giving them away.
• 32:50
  Speaker 11: Because when I go to the fair and they have
• 32:52
  Speaker 11: them all set up in the middle.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Well those are big. But once people have them and
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: they don't want them, they'll sell them for pennies on
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: the dolls.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Did they work?
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah they do.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: They're having a hot time.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: I'm still kind of in the market. Yeah, I'm checking
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: them out. A lot of hot tub A lot of
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: people want to give them away.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: He'll get a hot tub, but he won't save himself
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: a little bit of time with the once a month
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: having somebody coming clean.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Even I even booked it about a week pre check
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: and then cancel it. Yeah, I'm like what am I doing?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: What?
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Am I Rockefeller?
• 33:19
  Speaker 11: I just loved up on on our friends at air Tasker,
• 33:22
  Speaker 11: and you can just like pretty much just set your
• 33:24
  Speaker 11: budget on like what you want for a house cleaner?
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Really? Yeah, you tell them like what you're willing.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Your favorite question, how much do you want to pay?
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: That's a question he was talking about, like going to
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: the car dealership.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: What do you want to pay?
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: I want to pay nothing.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I would love to pay you zero.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: I would love to be the million customer and get
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: a free car or.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: The other one. What are you comfortable paying? I'm not
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: comfortable spending a dollar.
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, anything you think that
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: we should add the list to this up on the
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: text over to two to nine eight seven, be right back,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: be right back. We are heavy metal band.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: I mean everybody knows that.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: Wait wait, hold on, wait, wait where am I? The
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: woody shot? While cops in Canada, they were called to
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: this accident on a lake involving a kayak. They were
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: told that a drunken man had stolen someone's kayak and
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: was on the water with it. Grand theft kayak, paddling
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: around with a snowshovel. Oh love it? So they headed
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: out to the work kayak obviously pretty easy to find
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: because it was capsized right in the middle of the lake.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: The man who stole it, he was struggling in the
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: water because he was too drunk to swim. The shore
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: police were able to pull out the sixty three year
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: old dude from the water. They arrested him and he's
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: been charged with impaired operation of a vessel.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: About you charged him with stealing the kayak? Con you
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: can't even drink in kayak?
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's his world coming too?
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: That's why kayaks, I understand right here. Stand why no
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: drinking and operating like a motorized boat. But it's a kayak.
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: What are you going to do aggressively paddle into another boat? Victims? Yeah,
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: if you happen to capsize and you drown because you
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: went out there drunk or drinking or whatever, that's that's
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: your problem.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: You know, Like where can you be drunk? People nowhere?
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Like certain certain things. Yeah, definitely bust them for stealing
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: a kayak.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you're drunk on a bicycle, who cares? Not
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: a motorized bike, not like these bikes, not not those
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: on a regular bike.
• 35:41
  Speaker 11: On the motor boats too, because people are so overconfident
• 35:44
  Speaker 11: on how they can, you know, steer a boat, and
• 35:47
  Speaker 11: then when you're drunk, it's horrible.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: I'd like to learn how to do what I'd like
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: to learn how to drive a boat where you dock it. Anybody,
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: anybody can drive the boat and open water. I'm talking
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: about when they pull it in and they're not even
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: so I remember because a buddy of mine had a
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: boat and he was, you know, teaching me. You know this,
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: this is years ago, so I haven't even tried it,
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: uh in a long time. But you had right for
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: the dock. So like the boat is like let's let's
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: say you're you're going to basically form a t The
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: boat is the the up and down part, and then
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: the dock goes left to right. You want to aim
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: for that, and at some point you kick the wheel
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: and you pull it into reverse and it basically just
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: kind of it kind of it kind of goes slideways
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: went to the dock. Because then you get close enough
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: you're able to take the rope and throw it onto
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: the little hook thing and pull over, you know, pull
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: the boat in and tie it down. But there there's
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: a there's an art to it, and I think it
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: looks super cool. It's like when baseball players slide in
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: the second and stand up a stand up slide. So
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: they slide and you know, just able to stand right
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: back up using the momentum of the slide to then
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: stand back up. That's cool. I want to be able
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: to do that. There's this dude on insta dock the
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: boat slide, the standing slide. His entire Instagram page is
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: how he is a charter pilot for these multi million
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: dollar yachts and he shows how you dock them and
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: oh man, the stress. Like he's in these ten million
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: dollar yachts. Oh just backing it into a tiny little diamond. Yeah.
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: And for cruise ships, they hire somebody from that port
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: to come out in like.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: A teeny tiny little dinghy into the port pilot.
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like climb up the boat and do it and
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: climb back down and row back.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So the captain of a lot of these cruise
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: ships they're not bringing they don't know what, they're not
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: bringing the boat into port. There's a guy that comes
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: out and does that and he gets paid good money.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: So he gets to drive all these really big cool
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: ships and then go home at night. That's that's pretty cool.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: Well, there's tug boats that help with the cruise ship dockings.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Those guys make bank. Yeah.
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: Once my grandfather's driving a speedboat and they hit a
• 37:50
  Speaker 11: bump and he flew out the boat and my grandmother
• 37:54
  Speaker 11: was still in there. So it was going straight for shore.
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: So she's like, I don't know what to do, so
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: she just pulled the keys out of the Unluckily it's
• 38:01
  Speaker 11: slow down by the time.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: I would never want to own a boat. I've just
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: heard too many stories.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah too.
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: Well, everyone says two best days of your life, so
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: you buy it in the day you sell it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: I think it's because most people aren't living on the water. Like,
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: if you live on the water and you have a
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: little dock right there, I think that would be different
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: because it's just as easy as just going outside, getting
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: on the boat and taking it out, for sure. But
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: if you have to like put it on the trailer,
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: hook the trailer up to the suv, take it down
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: to the launch and ramp, you're like f this, Oh thanks, yeah.
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, unless you do like water skiing and wakeboarding and
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: that kind of stuff, and that's your hobby.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: But that's every once in a while. But I'm saying
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: that's why ownership of the boat at that point.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: Just rent the boat, yeah, or you to have it
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: docked all year round and like winter rise, like.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: All that stuff that goes with it too. I think
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: if you have one of those, and I see them
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: a lot on House Hunters when they do Florida. Everybody
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: lives on a canal of some kind. Yeah, like that
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: was cool. Yeah, people are hanging out there on their
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: back patios and stuff, watching boats go by. That's kind
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: of cool. That's where my girl lives.
• 38:58
  Speaker 11: She lives on a canal like that, and yeah, the
• 39:01
  Speaker 11: boats in the backyard, it's really really cool. Like she
• 39:04
  Speaker 11: also has like this pontoon boat that I would take
• 39:07
  Speaker 11: out and the motor for it she would keep in
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: the shed. So I had to like get it out
• 39:12
  Speaker 11: of the shed. It's heavy, yeah, and then you like
• 39:15
  Speaker 11: will it down to the to the dock and then
• 39:18
  Speaker 11: I have to hang over the water and like it
• 39:20
  Speaker 11: attach it and fell in the water so many times.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Nine one nine. What do you show? What's your stance
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: on drunk people riding horses? Fine with it? Yeah, whatever,
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: the horse doesn't care. Yeah, I don't care, Like, don't
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: ride it down the middle of the highway, right, you know,
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: or down a sidewalk.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: That's the same.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Like, I don't care if you're sober and you're riding
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: your bike down the middle of a highway or exactly.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: You know, Like we're talking about those cyclists the other day, Like, yah, man,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: I'm fine with you riding your bike and everything, but
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: don't just be a dick just to hold people up
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: to prove that kind of thing. But yeah, if you're
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: just on a horse and you're drunk.
• 39:50
  Speaker 11: Cowboys were drunk all the time and.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: They were cool, be fine. They were thinking like they
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: were smoking unfiltered cigarette, drinking whiskey. Yeah. You think those
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: guys ever bought a rubber right? Never? Please? Those are men,
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Now, look at you think
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: they used like shaving cream or purel. No, dude, they
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: had whatever knife they use just to cut rope with
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: and they looked in a ratty old mirror in an
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: outhouse and shaved their face right because.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Wearing those flannel ones.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah with the back.
• 40:26
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm actually we had a time machine. We can
• 40:28
  Speaker 11: go like talk to the cowboys and be like, look, dude,
• 40:31
  Speaker 11: in our day. We can't like drink drink to be
• 40:34
  Speaker 11: on a horse like like what happened to society.
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: We've been saying rules, the boy doesn't want to have sex.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Ye, you gotta put your mouth on.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: The Okay, that is quite impressive, quite quite quite impressively.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: We've been saying lah lah lah lah lah lah warming up.
• 41:03
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• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Friday fail story, Tom Guys, Yeah, yeah, I got some
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: good fail stories for you. If you want to check
• 41:16
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• 41:20
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• 41:25
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• 41:28
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• 41:30
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• 41:42
  Speaker 4: Friday fail stories. It is yelling, boys and girls, it
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: is time for your Fronday fan all story. All these
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: people thought they had the perfect plan, The plan that
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: can never go wrong within Somewhere along the line that
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: went from being a great idea to one big, stinking,
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: mega uber ultra out at the end. What was that? Like? Enough, Look, guys,
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: I've had a little science thing going on all week,
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: and right in the middle of it, as I was
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: holding the notes, all of a sudden, like it just
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: something slid into the path of the of the beautiful
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: sound that we were making. And that was my fault.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: That was That was my fault. That's okay. This first
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: one here is from Pleasanton, California. This guy he was
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: hanging out with his twin brother and some friends. They
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: were out in and out there, and they got some
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: burgers and some of their disgusting fries, and then thought
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: it would be a cool idea to light some fireworks
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: right there in the parking lizard, very cool idea. His
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: friend handed him a firework about the size of a
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: tennis ball, and when he lit it, it went off
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: immediately and blew off his whole hand. He looked down
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: his whole hand was missing, like it disintegrated. He was
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: rushed to the hospital and the best the doctors could
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: do was save his wrist. Still as a wrist, but
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: the hand blew off and it was his dominant hand too,
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: which now means that he has to learn how to
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: do things like, you know, right and brush his teeth
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: and tid on socks and joe and things like that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: But yeah, wow.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Sales fun, that's how you learn fun. This is from
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Maryland where this twenty nine year old dude, he was
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: looking for some quick cash. He decided to do that
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: by robbing a store. Yeah, SeaBASS was telling us about
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: this guy. This is the guy that pulled up to
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: the Verizon store he robbed the place, that ended up
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: calling the police himself. Why because he was busy doing
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: the whole robbing the Verizon store thing. Meanwhile another thief
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: was busy doing their thing and stole the guy's car there.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, you just can't go into rob a place
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: these days society without somebody stealing your car.
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: I thought there was mutual respect between robbers.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: The cops knew what was up. They connected the dots.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: Here's a clip from the officer's body cam.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Or you at that Verizon store, because you've got blood
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: on your hands, and butter wasn't that vers to God
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: have a sea. So here's the deal.
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: Someone stole much.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I understand, I understand that.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: So the gigs up.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: It's whether you want to be honest about stuff or not.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I left.
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: I left that.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's some karma right there.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Yes, but he swore to God man yeah no horizons. Yeah,
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: so sailed. He was arrested and taken off to failed jail.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: This next one is about this dude in Scotland. He
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: was just tired. He's been working a lot, needed to relax,
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: so he decided to use his massage gun. You know,
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: like with those thera guns. But you know people use
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: on their shoulders, their legs, their arms, stuff like that.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: This guy used it on his eyeballs. Yeah, I guess
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: sometimes man, you rub your eyes, I feel so good.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: You're like yeah, but he's like, you know it might
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: be good. Let me use this miss this massage gun
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: on my eyeballs. Not smart. He jacked up his eyes
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: real bad. Retinal Yeah, dialysis sure, d I A L
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: Y S I S. Yeah, Okay it looked wrong. Yeah yeah, anyway,
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: totally messed up his vision. When he showed up at
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: the doctor's office, they they couldn't believe it, like you did?
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: What and why?
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: It was so bad he had to have surgery to
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: fix his sales, to fix his eyeballs.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: It was the.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Dumbass and actual good news.
• 46:23
  Speaker 11: I follow this account that like tells you about all
• 46:26
  Speaker 11: the breakthroughs this week, and there was this kid who
• 46:28
  Speaker 11: designed this thing with AI that can do a retinal
• 46:31
  Speaker 11: scan that detects a d D and autism. So I
• 46:35
  Speaker 11: guess there's something in the eye. Yeah, that will detect
• 46:39
  Speaker 11: that kind of stuff.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: And they can see it. Yeah, they can see, like
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: how much you love trains and stuff. Yeah that's weird. Yeah,
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: se training pretty crazy. Yeah, I'm looking at Oh yeah,
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: I can see that. You know, every sports score from
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: the past thirty years. It is h This next one,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: it's out of Ohio. Semi truck was leaking all over
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: the highway. Was hauling forty thousand pounds of Frank's Red
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Hot sauce. Now you can't put that ish on anything
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: in this case, all over the highway. Oh No, driver
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: not even aware the sauce was pouring out of the
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: car the vehicle, so he just kept driving. The cops
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: they followed the trail all the way to the truck
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: stop where the truck had pulled over. I mean it
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: was all over the road and it was just baking
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: in the summer heat the cruise. They had to call
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: in the hazmat team thanks to the acidity of the
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: hot sauce. Oh yeah, it was like, what does it matter?
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but yeah, so salt grab your chicken tends.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: And this next one, this final one, my favorite story
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: of the week about a guy who was doing a
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: little camping out in the California forest and he had
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: to use the restroom. So he did his business like normal,
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: but in the process, he accidentally dropped his sunglasses into
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: the campsite toilet.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Then it goes away and then you're done with sunglasses.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Now keep in mind this type of toilet no water,
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: doesn't flush. Yeah, we've all used one exactly that. I'd
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: be like, well the way, I don't at the end
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: of that, But instead of chalking it up to lost cause,
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: he decided he was going to get him back. Long
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: story short, he ended up falling in and he was
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: stuck and couldn't get out. So not only did he
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: fall in couldn't get out, cops were called for a
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: quote confined space rescue. How embarrassing.
• 48:23
  Speaker 10: I don't care if.
• 48:24
  Speaker 11: They're like Gucci sung yeah, or whatever it's done.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Here's a rep from the police department telling reporters what
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: happened for.
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: They advised that the subject had fallen into the chemical
• 48:35
  Speaker 15: storage tank. Law enforcement camp Edison staff fire personnel responded
• 48:39
  Speaker 15: were able to safely get him out, decontaminate them.
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: Ye, spray him off like an elephant.
• 48:46
  Speaker 11: No word, something that dropped in there that you would
• 48:48
  Speaker 11: go get?
• 48:49
  Speaker 10: You would?
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: I mean even my dog would be pushing it.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean I think like you're something
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: like like ID no, I get another one?
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a friendly heirloom. Maybe what if you dropped
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: your entire wallets, your ID, all your credit cards, all
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: that stuff done?
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: Just cancel them? I think I might. I think I'm
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: I will do what I can. I'm not climbing in there.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm seeing the phone number on the side of
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: the exactly.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe something like that. But anyway, no word, if
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: you got the sign classes, I have no idea if
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: you had sale the question quick break more what he
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: shows next hand. I wanted to ask you, guys, what
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: you thought this person should do? You send us an email,
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: let me find it right quick. You can send us
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: your email email at the woodieshow dot com. It's email
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: at the woodieshow dot com. All right, this is oh yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: They asked to stay anonymous. What do you showed need
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: advice on this one? I received a Stanley mug as
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: a gift from one of my subordinates, which was very kind.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: But I'm not a basic bitch. What do I do
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: with said mug? Do I have to use it at
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: work to show appreciation and risk being looped in with
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: all the other Lululemon generic hose.
• 50:16
  Speaker 14: Dude?
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Or do this woman's clearly in management of some kind
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: the other Lulu Lemon generic hose? Or do I take
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: it home and regift it? These things are expensive and
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: I do appreciate the gesture, but man, this thing is
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: heavy and pretty gay. Help me, you're my only hope. Yeah. Ps,
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: I threw in the Star Wars reference for bort and
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: to antagonize Sea Bass pps. Please keep me anonymous, as
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: I don't want any hurt feelings. All right? Yeah? What
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: happens when you get a gift like that? Because that's
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: clearly not something that you give somebody and it's for
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: their use at home. It's something that you know you expect, right,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: maybe leave it at work.
• 51:00
  Speaker 11: That's what I was about to say. If you have
• 51:01
  Speaker 11: a desk, just leave it on.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: The desk, I know. But if it's never getting used,
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: it looks like it's being there, it's stay core.
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a win win because you don't really have
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: to use it and the person thinks you're using it.
• 51:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: You know what I did once? I felt bad. I
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: I was going to an event and I thought I
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: was going to stay the night, so they got me
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: the hotel room, and I felt bad for not using it.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: So what I did is I went in there and
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: I just messed the bed up and then oh my god,
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: that's so funny. Yeah, like, oh no, yeah, but it was.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: It was too it was too late because it was
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: like a last minute thing. I had to plans changed,
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: had to get back home, couldn't spend the night, so
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: I just high tailed it back afterwards, and I just
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: like messed the bed up. Who was that for? Though?
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: What?
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: Who was that? Who were do you think he was
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: going to see that? Just so I don't know, I
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 51:49
  Speaker 11: I've done that, have you good a couple of times?
• 51:53
  Speaker 11: And one of them was just like this place is
• 51:55
  Speaker 11: kind of dumpy. I ain't staying here, and so I
• 51:57
  Speaker 11: just messed up the bed and left.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Our friend Tony speaking of hotels and things he would
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: do every time he go in, did they still put bibles?
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: I always in the hotel. Whenever he would go into
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: a hotel, he'd get the Bible, open it up and
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: sign the front page. Stay a play at Jesus Christ,
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: like an autograph copy. Awesome, that's worth so much when
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: you autograph, which which is very much him. Yeah, I
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: don't know. I mean, I see what you're saying, but
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: I think every once in a while, but if if
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: your concern sounds silly to say, if your concern is
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: you want to be lumped in, if you keep it
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: on your desk and it makes it look like you're
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: using it.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: You might as well use it defeating the purpose.
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: Then you're gonna have to start watching Love Island.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Jeff, Jeff, tell everybody what happened.
• 52:44
  Speaker 10: I get home yesterday after our meeting, and we were
• 52:46
  Speaker 10: talking about Love Island a bunch, right.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because we're like, man, there were so many people.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Remember how people are crazy with bachelor, Bachelor, Yeah, well
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: that type of that type of hysteria, that type of
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: fandom is now being applied to Love Island. Yeah, and
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: people are all about it.
• 53:00
  Speaker 11: Yeah, And I blamed I kind of blame Euphoria for
• 53:05
  Speaker 11: that because it was really popular in the UK. That's
• 53:08
  Speaker 11: where Love Island started, and all the hipsters and like
• 53:12
  Speaker 11: cool people were saying, oh, I'm watching Love Island but UK,
• 53:15
  Speaker 11: and it was got It got highlighted in Euphoria, and
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: then then in America they started broadcasting their own version,
• 53:23
  Speaker 11: and then it started becoming popular. In the first season, I.
• 53:28
  Speaker 16: Get home yesterday and what's on my wife's TV in
• 53:31
  Speaker 16: the front room freaking Love Island Island.
• 53:34
  Speaker 10: I was so disappointed. I go, you're not one of them.
• 53:37
  Speaker 16: Why are you doing I've ever found out?
• 53:40
  Speaker 10: She goes, I watch it with with Owen, our youngest son,
• 53:43
  Speaker 10: And why is he watching it? Because it's all about.
• 53:46
  Speaker 16: Fying and everything else and cheating and making out with
• 53:48
  Speaker 16: a bunch of aroundom people. But that that was my point,
• 53:53
  Speaker 16: this is what you're bonding over. And she's like, shut up,
• 53:56
  Speaker 16: She's like, let me just watch my stuff. You don't
• 53:58
  Speaker 16: have to watch it. Shut up and just go watch
• 54:00
  Speaker 16: whatever you want to watch. So it's not awkward for her.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Like if they are watching something like that and she's
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: sitting there with her son and they're people slamming.
• 54:07
  Speaker 16: That's what I said, Man, you're teaching them to be
• 54:09
  Speaker 16: a cheater and a narcissist.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Also, it's also just uncomfortable watching a sex scene. Well,
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: here's the thing. If I'm watching something and my dad
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: and step mom around, it's a different vibe than it
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: is with my mom. And my mom is very like proper, yeah,
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: very very straight edge in a lot of ways.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: You know, it's so awkward.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Like imagine watching a sex scene with your mom. Like
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: your mom, like our mothers are very much like personality wise,
• 54:33
  Speaker 4: very very very much the same. I'll go to my
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: classy you know, in my very classy broads.
• 54:40
  Speaker 11: In law's house, and it would be my brother in
• 54:42
  Speaker 11: law and you know, the mom and dad and they're
• 54:45
  Speaker 11: watching like Narcos, and it's like all like drugs, straight
• 54:49
  Speaker 11: up murder and like sex. It's like it's crazy watching
• 54:53
  Speaker 11: it together.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: I think I told you guys this story years ago,
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: years and years ago. My wife bought tickets for her
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: dad so they can together go to go see Ron White. Yeah,
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: because that whole like blue collar comedy festival at the
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: time was super huge, and my father in law thought
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Ron White was super funny. So my wife's like, oh,
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: that'll be fun. So she for his birthday for something,
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: bought them tickets so they can go together to go
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: see Ron White. Got really good seats. They're pretty close
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: to the front, and they're sitting there and they're watching.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: And now keep in mind, my father in law had
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: only seen Ron White on the television where it's pretty
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: much cleaned up. Now this is a live show. He
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: did about thirty minutes on anal and she's sitting there
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: with her dad, and she said she wanted it to die.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah you just.
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: Wait at that point, No way.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: I love that for her though. That's good for you.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: But at our house these days, whenever there's something a
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: little a little too steamy coming on and we pass
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: forward it, the kid who's almost loves.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, what are you doing?
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, super curious, really wants to see it, but we're uncomfortable,
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: Like now later.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: I want to see it. Yeah, see, now you've created that.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: That's that was the Howard certain thing with me. My
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: mom said, you're not allowed to listen to this man,
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: and that's that started my obsession with it, because what
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: am I not supposed to? But if I'm saying, if
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: you just if you just kind of let it pass enough,
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: it goes on and on on and go. Yeah, can
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: we let's just watch something else? This is kind of
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: getting boring. Yeah, not where all of a sudden you're jumping,
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: because now all of a sudden there's a yeah, and
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: you're diving on the remote. It's a curious guy. Of course,
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: he's a young man. Yep, he's going to get worse
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: at the age where we were looking in the national
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: geographics trying to see I can.
• 56:40
  Speaker 11: With the Love Island thing. People become addicted to it?
• 56:42
  Speaker 11: Now I could be wrong. Is this the thing? Also
• 56:44
  Speaker 11: that they show like stuff like twenty four seven online
• 56:48
  Speaker 11: that you so you can watch it, and then a
• 56:50
  Speaker 11: lot of it's like in real time when they're making
• 56:52
  Speaker 11: the episodes like live streams.
• 56:53
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, they have like recap shows and yes, people,
• 56:57
  Speaker 16: there's so much programming for it.
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: It's crazy. And that's all that she's going to do now.
• 57:02
  Speaker 10: And that's why I shamed her for it. Take up
• 57:04
  Speaker 10: it's going to take up your whole day.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: Well, she got kind of mad. She did Yeah, she
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: got really defensive.
• 57:09
  Speaker 10: You know, we talked about it yesterday.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: You know, yes, I just I just.
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: Did Love Island live stream and it's live streaming right
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: now with somebody like in a confessional talking to the camera.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: Text here back to the listener's question about the Stanley
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: that she got from her employee. The water cup situations
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: happened to me. The listener should carry it around for
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: a couple of days and pretend to use it and
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: then regift it. As long as the gifter sees the
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: listener quote using the cup, the gift giver will assume
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: that she uses it all the time.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: You've got to be seen with it once kind of thing,
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: and then you can love in my cup. Make sure
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: they see it.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: You also have to be in the mindset that when
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: you give somebody a gift, it's theirs. They can do
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: whatever the hell they want with it.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm not a post to them giving it
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: to somebody who's going to use it. As a gift giver,
• 57:56
  Speaker 8: you just want whatever you bought to be used by somebody.
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but if you're buying it for your boss, you're
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: like proud to you don't have them show it off
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: and that ain't happening them.
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because if you put some thought into it,
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: if it was just like I got you something to
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: get you something, then who cares what they do it to.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: But it's when you think that you've come up with
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: like a really good idea, right yeah, and maybe just
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: use it. You might love it.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, let me use it.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: It'll change your life. Hold on, what's the quote? I
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: risk being looped in with all the other Lululemon generic ho's,
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: but you might love it. You're just judging them up.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: He puts the G.
• 58:33
  Speaker 17: In Garcia SoCal Sports with Jeff Garcy.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: All right, Jeff g what's happening with the sports? Well,
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: hold on and give your microphone on. I would help.
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: What's happening heavy for Heddy?
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: What do you show?
• 58:46
  Speaker 16: Let's go ahead, start with the Angels. They lost again
• 58:48
  Speaker 16: yesterday in Texas seven to six. Halo is moving on
• 58:50
  Speaker 16: to Minnesota this weekend. Doyers were off yesterday. They welcome
• 58:54
  Speaker 16: the d Backs to Dodger Stadium tonight, Black Heritage Tonight
• 58:57
  Speaker 16: Tomorrow sun LAFC Bobblehead Night, and on Sunday. Keike Hernandez
• 59:01
  Speaker 16: pitching bobblehead. Also, if you are an Otani stand Hallmark
• 59:06
  Speaker 16: is dropping and you keep saying Christmas tree ornament over
• 59:09
  Speaker 16: Tani this weekend on Hallmark dot com. Thanks Menace for
• 59:12
  Speaker 16: shooting that over to me. And don't forget we got
• 59:14
  Speaker 16: those Dodgers sweet tickets any moment. Right here on the
• 59:16
  Speaker 16: Woody Show. UFC three twenty nine is Manyana cart is
• 59:19
  Speaker 16: pretty stacked. Of course, everybody's focused on Connor McGregor. He's
• 59:23
  Speaker 16: back tomorrow night fighting Max Holloway for the second time.
• 59:26
  Speaker 10: World Cup.
• 59:27
  Speaker 16: Yesterday France beat Morocco to be the first into the
• 59:30
  Speaker 16: final four. Today Spain and Belgium at Sofi Stadium Tomorrow,
• 59:33
  Speaker 16: Norway Norway, England and Argentina Switzerland, WNBA Sky at the
• 59:38
  Speaker 16: Sparks today at Crypto and Angel CITYFC at San Diego
• 59:42
  Speaker 16: Wave tomorrow. NBA Summer League Clippers lost last night Lake
• 59:46
  Speaker 16: Show tonight versus the Thunder, and finally this morning, the
• 59:49
  Speaker 16: Clippers and Raptors executed a trade for Kawhi Leonard.
• 59:53
  Speaker 10: Now it's on.
• 59:54
  Speaker 16: Hold because the NBA needs to complete its investigation into
• 59:57
  Speaker 16: those bs aspiration pays for Kawhi Leonard. Do you remember
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 16: that story where they like paid him on the side
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 16: to do these fake ads. It was like seventy million
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 16: dollars or something for that fake plant company.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 16: So word is that he might be suspended now for
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 16: almost half the season if they can prove it that
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 16: these fake payments were happening. So obviously, if you're the Raptors,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 16: why do you want to trade for a player you're
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 16: only going to get for half the season, right, Yeah,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 16: So we'll see how all that plays out.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 10: And that's your so Cal sports right here on the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 10: Woody Show.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 17: All right, Jeff G. Wood Show, all right, welcome back, dude.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: There is there's a clip, man that gets me out
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: of any funk, any bad mood. It doesn't matter what's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: going on if if I see this clip or sometimes
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: I'll even look it up because like, even though I've
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: seen it a billion times, it kills me every time.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: And it stars a couple of our friends, Burke Kreischer
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: and Tom Cigarette. I think I told you before, like
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: I remember watching this clip and going, man like, it'd
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: be so great to have a friend like that, like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: that kind of romance like that. I don't know, and
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: I do. And that's the thing. It's like I do have.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: But it's like, man, you watch that and it makes
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: you want to like when people go, man, I saw
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: whatever the story was, and it made me want to
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: call my son and just give him a big hug,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: or maybe me want to call my mom, and maybe
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: it made me wanted to reach out to my homies
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: and be like, you know, hey, I just want to
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: let you know that I appreciate you. Nice Waite. Yeah,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: but dude, it kills me every time. I laughed so
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: hard that like I'm crying. And you've probably seen it.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: It's where they're doing their Two Bears podcast and Bert
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: goes to pour himself a little bit of it, like
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: he's drinking kool Aid out of like a sixty four
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: ounce like one of those giant forget the Stanley's like
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: a giant water jug and it just filled with kool
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: Aid and Tom can't believe it.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: I kool Aid, the kool Aid you drink. You're drinking
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: kool Aid to start your days. So good for kind Red,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: you are drinking kool Aid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 12: Drinking sixty foreheads so much.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 18: Sugar walk around.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Good for that guy, water.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: So much good. Let's have a gallon of cool Aid.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 19: You're like, I'm getting my dating right now.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 14: Drink.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: It reminds me of God, there's another adult man, the
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: two gawns of kool Aid. How many adult dudes are
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: just like drinking two gallons of kool aid every day?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: And it reminds me like, because every once in a while, man,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: something catches Greg and he loses it. Yeah, and we
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: don't have We don't know what he's laughing about. But
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: now we're laughing so hard that we're crying. That is
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: an immediate mood shifter right there. Oh god, yeah, dude,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: it gets me. It gets me every.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Time Tom better when the this year.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: I knows him. He deserves you like that shows. I
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: haven't watched the second season yet. I like the it
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: seems like you're kind of show.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: I liked the the Karate What the hell the guy
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 9: Karate the actor who's famous for faking his.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: The fat one.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: I love the segment.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 9: Otherwise it was very one note with all the sex stuff,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 9: but I love the ciagall stuff.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Also, season two is better. The laughing thing laughing is contagious,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: like yawning. Yeah, yeah, I found a clip this is Greg.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what was going on, but somehow
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: we have a recording of great and this is one
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: of the this is what I'm talking about. It's one
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: of those random times where Greg is just losing it
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: and he just can't stop laughing and it's making the
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: rest of us laugh.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: That's the idea for I have the best idea.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: Guys. Let's be sarcastic.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Hey, anything, got any ideas? Yes I do, Let's be sarcastic.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: God, oh god crying?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Look all right, what are we doing?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 9: That was?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: That was what we were getting ready to record something.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I don't know. So it was it was
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: rolling and then Greg just loses it the big because
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: the big plan was to I don't know, and I
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 4: just cut everybody else's microphone so I can get that
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: nice clean recording of Greg just losing it laughing. But
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: you're one of those people though, like you're laughing. Everybody's
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: laughing for me between Yeah, So what what's something? It
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: could be like something from a movie. It could be
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: something that you saw online that you saved and you
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: go back to it, just like something that just gets
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: you every time. Can you think of stuff? I? Yeah,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: I know there's a there's a couple for me. But
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: you guys got stuff too. All right, Well, let's let's
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: take the break and then, uh, and then we'll come
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: back and I'll see what you guys got. You got clips?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: You find a clip for me? Please? Sure?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what what gets you every time? And you can
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: tell us on the text two over to two two
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: ninety seven will beat right back, right back? Well, no,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: that Greg makes us laugh.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: When he laughs?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: What what I mean? What doesn't? But what really gets
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: you Greg? For you? What gets you every time?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 10: For me?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: And this is more of just something that I love
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: that I find funny. It's more of a personal goal
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: to get you guys to accept the fact that jex
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: is one of the greatest movies of all time. Damn it.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: If you ever thought that a phone could be funny,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: JEXI is the proof. And this is JEXI telling uh
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: about what the movie. Just just Adam Divine from Workaholics,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: who I love and I think he's brilliant. He gets
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: a brand new phone and the phone's software is called Jexy.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: You're SERI, and it's supposed to make your life better.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: But Jex's a total bitch and it's like kind of
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: being mean to him and trying to improve his life
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: and telling him how to live and what to order
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: for food because he's fat, this, that, and the other.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: You never think a phone could be funny, and it is.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: And then this one with JEXI is giving him directions
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: on which way to turn his car.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: Now turn left on Market Street.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 11: You're joking, right, there's six lanes of solid traffic.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Turn left onto Market Street.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 10: No one turns left on the Market. I'm not turning
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 10: left on the Market.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 10: You're making the situation so much better.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Stop being a chicken pil How about you.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Quit pressuring me?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: How about that Jaxy buckalkokuokok that is the sound chickens make.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Fi stop on a sock film.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: I have a sock.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: Okay, I have a sack. Let's go.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 10: I'm late for yoga.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: You know what, Fine, fine, I don't even care anymore.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 10: It's it's so funny.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 18: Adam Devine makes it look so effortless, and Jacks a
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 18: phone is funny.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: It's so good. He loves j e x I.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: He changes the music that he listens to. Oh, it's
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: just so well.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: It gets Craig every time. Rule like I know my
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: wife she watches those videos where I forget the guy's
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 4: name is comedian, but he uh, he's like narrating animals,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: like what animals are saying, Like there would be like
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: a like a giant ape in the zoo. He's like, oh,
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: you come to me, you come. He's like pound his chest,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: he let me, let me show him, and she's dying laughing.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: What are you laughing at?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: It's like those old yeah yeah yeah, what is the
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: freed menace gets you every time?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 11: Well, my absolute number number one has too much swearing
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 11: in it, and like it's in Spanish, but I know
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 11: you guys seen this video. It's a little kid who's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 11: trying to cross this I would say, like a stream
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 11: of water and he's like walking on tree trunks and
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 11: his friends are like messing with it, and then he
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 11: gets knocked off into the water. So you hear the
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 11: splash and he's like, I wait, I wigh. It's hilarious,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 11: but I can't play that. So my close second is
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 11: the old man cop who is trying to get a
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 11: cat adopted and then.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: The oh my god, yeah yeah like og, yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you know what you're talking about. So that that's
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 11: my clip there.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Pinky. Hi, this is Pinky.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: This is Pinky. He's a male cat, domestic short hair.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: He's available for a docs. He's Pet of the Week,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: Classic County Animal Shop.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 14: He's a very loving cat.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: Pinky, Tinky, Pinky, what what what? Winky? Settle down man, dude.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: Pinky manimal. Somebody says, uh, the I don't know why,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: but the I Like Turtles clip gets me every time.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: The kid at the Fairy I like Turtles.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: Okay, back to you.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: I mean the apparently kid. Yeah, straightforward. Yeah, that's that's
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: pretty good. Somebody said Pad O'Neill from kill Tony has
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: me luis losing it every time he's on. I'm not
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: familiar with Pad, with that new guy that's like kind
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: of balding. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not familiar, but
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: I've seen a lot of clips from kill Tony, which
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, because you know, the more uncomfortable, the
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: more inappropriate, whatever, the better. I typically like it. Do
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: you have something c Bass, I mean, I mean I
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: love the the not really your personality.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 9: So the Leprechan clip is just always I mean, it's
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 9: it's classic. It's everywhere, you know the fact and just
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 9: think about it from a higher level. Besides the fact
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 9: that there's a hole, they road of people out looking
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: for a leprechon the fact that the news showed up.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 6: And did the witness drive like, there's.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: So many layers and it's it's it's so well, it's
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 9: well covered.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: I get it. But there's just so many layers to
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 4: it of different angles on it that.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: Curiosity leads to large crowds and mobiles critoned community. Many
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: of you bring binoculars, can quarders, even camera phones to
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: take pictures to me and the like.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: Of level kind to me, I gotta do a look up.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: Bit of cheap.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: My witnesses say the leprechaun only comes out at night.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Others find it hard to believe and have come up
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: with their own theories and explanations for the image.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Good be a quacket around it. Don't get up in
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: a tree and play a.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 9: That's what happened. Every every SoundBite is better than the last.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: The leprechaun fluting to direct traffic says he's prepared for
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: his encounter with the leprechaun.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: He suited up from head to toe.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: This is a special lepric and flu yep I just
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 7: came to help out.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Others just came to get lucky at hope it may
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: be buried under this tree.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 20: I'm gonna run a back hoot that tree.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: I want to know where to go, Where to go?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Where to go?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: Okay, everyone's seen it, but it's so good in so
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: Gina Grad will get you every time. I love the.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: Dude who puts all the comments to music on Instagram,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: the guy.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Dal does Yale does I see? Our favorite?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: Is you know that like one hundred year old looking
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: dog that what's making fun of? But this one lately
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: has been killing me. It's this chick who is sitting
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 6: in her car. She's like a realtor, and she does
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: not blink the entire video and freaks everybody out.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: In these are the comments, I have a new too
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: bad two bath apartment, you chop.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 10: Is that this unit?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: Or is that just the other locations?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 10: Winking is a fundamental.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: Action that helps people understand that you aren't.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Going to murder them.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: Give her a break.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 10: She hasn't quite got used to a human form yet.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 16: The bottom he's performed in unit or elsewhere, only interested.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: If in Uni.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 17: I'm understanding there, Stenet, I like to book a cancelation.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: I live in Canada and I'm still worry. I like
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: those of the commentsary you see that, like, yes, I'm
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: just curious. How do I book a cancel? How do
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: I cancel someone else's? Do you guys take cancelations? I
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: like to pre cancel? Yeah, this guy, he does a
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: ton of those where he takes all the best like
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 4: laugh out loud, it's you know this apartment you could
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 4: work for this guy? Ask you know you got you
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: got all this really cool like AI music making.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 11: Think anyone could beat this guy?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but it does take a certain weight,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: Like you have to know how to prompt it properly.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: You were showing me some stuff the other day. Yeah,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: you have to you know, you have to be a
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: selective and what you what you pick?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 6: The comments they're so funny.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: I love those speaking things that are like more like
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: memish than they are from a movie or whatever. And
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 4: I did clean this one up a little bit, but
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: it gets me every time. Have you seen it started
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: with like two friends kind of you know whatever, yelling
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: at each other, But then people have applied it to
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: like you'll see like a dog who's staring across a
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: field and sees a deer and they put the audio
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 4: to it with this, what your name? What? What is
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: your name? What's your name? Thank you?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: Hey?
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: You know what I did last night? You better not
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: break my mother under. You better not that fly over now.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: So it's even better. Yeah, it's even better when you
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: know it's like a you know, a couple of bears
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: with a lot of French bulldog video. Yeah, dude, it's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: so funny. People now started doing it. If you've ever
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: been on a cruise you'll pull into a port somewhere
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: and there'll be another cruise ship from another cruise line
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: there and people are yelling between the two cruise ships.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: Watch your name? What's your name? Is there you?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 10: If you was here?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know why. It's so funny. Yeah. Oh and
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: then you know, I'll play one more and then we're
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: gonna do a break. But uh, Cat Williams, dude, his
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: talk about delivery Cat Williams. How you know there's certain
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: people like a you know, Morgan Friedman. You could listen
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: to them read the phone book. Cat Williams, I think
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: could deliver anything. It's his delivery man. What he's saying
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: is funny and his delivery is good. But he was
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: in a movie called I've never seen the movie. I've
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: just seen this clip. It was a movie directed by
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: Nick Cannon of all people.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 11: Really yeah yeah.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: The movie is called School Dance, Kat Williams, Tiffany Hattish,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: and that's who's in this scene. It's Catwims. He's in prison.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: This is so funny. He's this fun man. This another
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: one makes me laugh out. He's in prison. Tiffany Hattish
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: is the baby mama who's coming to visit him, and
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: she's got the two kids, his two kids coming to
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: visit him in prison.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 21: Here we go, say hi Daddy, Say Hi daddy, Hi Gay?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: Who's goddamn white baby?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 10: Now?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: The one little kid that's sitting on her lap, it
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: looks like a little white baby.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: It's got glasses on, looks like a total like dork.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: The other kids, some black boy you know, clearly could
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: be his. This other one, say Hi Daddy, Say Hi daddy,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: Hi gay?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 7: Who's god damn white baby?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Is that?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 22: This is Joe Bay Okay, he's just light skinted.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Mm hm.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 22: That one might be mine. That one right there, I'm
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 22: not totally sure, just because you name him, Darren. Don't
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 22: mean he belonged to Darren, But I don't care what
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 22: this baby's name is. This baby is right skindid but
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 22: not light skinned. That is a white child. That is
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 22: Caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus. That is a Slavic baby,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 22: a Viking from Icelam. That's good. That baby got seven
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 22: thirty as a credit rating. Right now, as an.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 4: Infer, you the only one I've been with, Darren, let
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: me explain to you the math.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 22: I've been in here sixteen consecutive years.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: You know how long consecutive is, don't you.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 22: Okay, so it means one right after the motherfucking of
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 22: it is.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: I ain't never missed the day.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 22: So clearly you've been having some conjugal visits with some
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 22: other motherfuckers other than me. That's not my baby. That's
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 22: almost a grown white man you brought in here. His
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 22: glasses are certainly grown. I've never seen a baby with
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 22: that type of prescription.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 11: Hey, Darren, that plays my mom like that man.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: Be respectful. You're absolutely right. I apologize for that.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: This vision.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Your mother was mis behave.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 22: I should have said that example funny, A nice white gentleman.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: From the Mountains of that's a Viking baby. That baby's
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: got a seven fifty credit score sitting here as an infant.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: So funny. All right, We're got to take a break.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: We'll come back more what he shows Next, we'll play
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: the d u i Q. If you want to play,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: you want to be our contestant? Eight seven seven forty four.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: What is the number to call? Give you a chance
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: to win something?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 14: Here?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: So d u i Q is next? Eight seven seven
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: forty four. What not the name of the mascot per Se? Yeah,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: per Se, that's fancy, is always per Se.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 11: I love to do so that's a nice girl, sir.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Shoe.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: Well, it's time for today's dumb ass contest, and today's
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: dumb ass contest is the d i Q. Yeah, d
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: u i Q eight seven seven forty four woody see
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: best explaining the way the game works, everybody, please.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 9: I find somebody who's out on these streets drunk, and
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 9: I ask them these easiest questions trivia you might ever imagine.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 9: So the stuff that anybody would know, super simple dumb things.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 9: And if you can quiz your like infants with yeah,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 9: except for people like me, and then the game is well,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 9: wait are they so drunk that they won't know the
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 9: answer to these otherwise easy questions.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: And if you can guess whether they know two times
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: out of three, you win.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: Eight seven, seven forty four Woody, as I mentioned, is
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: the number that you were calling to be our contestant.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: And we're going to go to Uh what'd you say? See?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 13: Sammy's gonna shae Shae?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: Hey, what's up? Shay?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 7: Hey?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: What's going on?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: It's like hoy, all right, you're gonna play the d
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: u i Q. Now before we get to the questions
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: that count towards you winning a prize, We're gonna get
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: to know the drunk a little bit betterr and use
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: what we're here to kind of try to gauge how
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: with it or not with it? They are just how
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: ripped are they? Before you get to those questions? And
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: who is this person? Sea Bat?
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 9: It's Vicki and she has a philosophy behind her drinking
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 9: that I think many people will agree with.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 23: A right, maybe I've been drinking tequila. Tequila has been
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 23: rocking my mother's world tonight.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 20: Do you understand me any particular brand you enjoy?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: Don Julio?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 20: She is this I think Espanola don Julia would be
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 20: a gentleman? Am I wrong?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 23: Oh my goodness, I don't even know about Espaniola. I
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 23: just know about English. I've been on tequila. So once
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 23: you drink, started drinking one thing, babe, ain't no flip flopping.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 23: So if you're doing tequila tonight, it's tequila forever.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 20: Because what happens if you switch it.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Up you would throw the You'd be sick as a dog.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: Do you hear me? Yeah, I mean shout out to tequila. Yeah,
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: my go to. That's always the beer before the liquor.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: Blah blah blah blah.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 9: It's just if you're drinking to the point that you
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 9: have multiple things, that's usually just gonna be a lot.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: And that's that's your main problem. So there's no real
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: truth to any of that. No stuff for like like
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: the darker the liquor any No, no, but like darker
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: liquor will have more of a hangout potentially.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 9: There just a good wine, was it, tann Yes, that's
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 9: the thing. Like what are you super sensitive to Tannin's yep?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 9: Myself and Greg. Actually I'm a little sensitive. I get
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 9: sleepy with with red wine.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: But I get sleepy with champagne. Champagne.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 11: That's just it's just because it's I say, nothing is
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 11: worse than pukin of wine.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well because the acidity. Yeah, all right, well, Shay,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: are you ready for the first question here? D y
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: Q question number one? Yeah, let's do it. You gotta
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: get two out of three.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 20: Right here we go, Eda Mamy is a preparation of
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 20: what food?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 9: H I don't even that because there could be some
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 9: funny wrong answers. I don't want to give too much away.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: There might need to be some kind of clarification. Yes,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: if if they give me a specific wrong answer, I
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: will ask for clarification. Okay, I'll say no for Vicky,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: Yes for Menace. He's eating his weight. I think, man, well,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: not so much vegetables, but I mean going like going
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: to these places. Yeah, I'll say I'll say no for Menace. WHOA,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: Yes for Sammy.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 6: I won't say why, but I'm gonna say yes to
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 6: Sammy and Menace and noa VICKI.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: All right, Greg noa VICKI yes to Sammy. Totally confident
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: in that Menace. I think I'm gonna say no no.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: All right, Shaye, what do you think.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: I gotta say no, no, all right, won't get it, Vicky.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: Question number one. That's gonna be your locked in guest
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: for that for Vicky, but for Menace and Sammy, here
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: we go.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 20: Eda Mammy is a preparation of what food Menace I
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 20: just had last night?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: But is it green beans? Sammy?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 20: Bean?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: What kind?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: Very It's very specific, it is it is.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 9: That's why I said you might need clarification like a.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 9: I mean, I was thinking that they might say, they
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 9: might say Japanese food.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: Oh that I do buy it all the time. And
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: now that you say it in the moment, not green
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: being I mean they're green, they're green, and there are bean,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: so you know what I think you're right? Oh yeah,
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: it's it's a bean that's green. Yeah, put some salt up.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 4: So you said that Vicky won't get it. Let's see
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 4: if you're on the board with your first point here
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: on the d U I.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 20: Q and a mommy is a preparation of what food?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 23: Okay, so I will have to say like anything that
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 23: tastes reals.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 4: Why did she think this could have been? All right? Well,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: what would be a burger? You're on the you're on
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 4: the board. Maybe she was thinking mommy mommies. Oh yeah,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: like you mommy burgers. Well, but like that they have
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: a certain you know, richness to them. I'd say, you
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 4: got one point, you know, only need one more point
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 4: now to win this round of the d uy Q.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 9: Question number two in what country was Jackie chan Born?
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 9: I was reading a book about I can't recommend enough to.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: I don't even want to try to answer it. I'll
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: sound racist. Shit, I don't know. I like, I don't,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I can narrow it down. I can
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: narrow it down about the eighties action stars that I've read.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 9: It's just fantastic, goes into his his his upbringing, Van
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 9: dam Schwarzenegger.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: You know the answer. No, I think I have a
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 4: pretty logical do.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 10: You know that?
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: I'm almost positive?
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: Almost, But see that's what I'm saying.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 9: And if you get it wrong and you're yeah, that's
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 9: jerk and you don't deserve to have a salary.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 4: Uh, I will say no for Vicky Triple now, yeah
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 4: triple Now.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: I'm saying yes only to menace.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 4: I mean guesses in the ballpark, but overall no, Right,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 4: so double little bit your time. If you missed on
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 4: the continent out. All right, Shane, what do you think
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: yes or no? On Vicky, she's gonna get it. I
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: think though, no, all right.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 20: Question number two d u i Q, In what country
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 20: was Jackie Chan born?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: Sammy China? Menace?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 11: I mean he spent most of his life and he
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 11: got famous in China, but I don't know.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: I still put China, China. You put what I put China?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 4: You put China. Is that your final answer? Yeah? Okay,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 4: well you guys are both correct. Correct, Okay. I knew
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: it was either going to be both right or both.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: I do love the same though. Yeah, all right, let's
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 4: see Vicky. Question number two.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 20: In what country was Jackie Chan born?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: Somewhere?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: Lie South America? Either China, Japan? You are like that
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: South America. I will shake congratulations. You are the winner
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: here on the d U i.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 9: Q, And I know people are gonna they're gonna text in, well, actually,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 9: Hong Kong. It's a special administrative province of China. Therefore
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 9: either would which you would appreciate that kind of nitpicking. Well,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 9: so he's actually British then not at the time, because
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 9: well maybe it wasn't.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: Yes, we've uh, we've talked to you now, like three
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: different times for different things. We've gotten four total words
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: out of that entire thing, but you did. You were
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: the winner here in the U i Q to That's
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: all right, all right, man, thank you. Hang on one second,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 4: we'll get all your information. I've got one more question.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 4: Question number three, d U i Q.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 20: What are the lyrics to the song for the McDonald's
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 20: Big Mac?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 4: Oh? What the what lyrics to the song for the
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 4: McDonald's Big Mac. I know the whole thing, And.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 9: These two are both of the age with they would
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 9: have witnessed these commercials.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I talk fastest to a kid who's fifteen to day,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: they'd have no idea. I'm writing it down, but a
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: thirty plus year old should be well. Especially know for
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 4: both Sammy and Menace. No for triple now triple sweep it, hardcore,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: triple sweep it. All right, we'll start with Menace is
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: ready to go, but Sammy is still writing.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 6: Oh, we didn't have big Match in my household.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: When I don't eat that.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: You guys were fat.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 9: We would buy one Big Mac and it was a
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 9: special occasion just because I'm fair ready, I guess all right?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: Question number three.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 20: Start d U I Q, what are the lyrics to
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 20: the song for the McDonald's Big Mac.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 8: All I know is something like lettuce, pickles, special sauce,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 8: all in a sesame seed bun.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, that's very very it's very very close.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 11: Menace legally correct, double patty, same.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: Sesame street bun. A double patty and a sesame street bun.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know stuffing in front.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 11: I don't even know the lyrics to any songs.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 4: Now? Is this the one they did where they put
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 4: the little records in the Sunday paper. It's like, that's
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: your thing, that's different. This is the one that was
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: on the commercial all the time. Yeah, this is the jing.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: What I'm thinking is like Big macmcdeal to fish a hamburger,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: golden fries regular or larger size chicken. They had one
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 4: called the chicken salad Oriental.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: You can't say that anymore.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Records if it's not about a person in the hotel.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: The oriental an oriental. But they wouldn't have something on
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: the menu called the chicken salad oriental? Should they should?
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: But they won't. Oriental only means eastward. I am not
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: arguing that point. I am not the political correct person
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: to argue that. But you know that a company like
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 4: McDonald's ain't gonna have something on there, the oriental anything.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: Do you guys know the big mach I couldn't.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: But if you got it started, can I start?
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: Two all beef patty special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: on a sesame seed.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 24: Bunny Special Sauce, lettuce cheese special sauce.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 4: So the one I was talking about was like a
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 4: contest you'd win money, and it was a I mean
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: it's like a super paper thin uh record that they
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: put into the Sunday paper and everybody went and got
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: one and they played it and if the song played
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 4: entirely through without them screwing up the menu song, you
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: won a million dollars whatever it was, record paper what, Yeah,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 4: they put it in the newspaper. It was like it
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 4: was like a really thin piece of vinyl. It was
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: so like a flimsy piece of violet.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would weight if the needle wouldn't even let
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: it play sometimes Yeah, yeah.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 17: Record good.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 21: Today, we're going to learn the McDonald's and give a
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 21: listener out there to win a million dollars.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: It was. It was a million dollars and it goes
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: into the big Macwi deal, big.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 21: Mcdealt quarter pounder with che fish, Hamricker, staty golden pressures regular,
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 21: a large size of the salad ship for garden or
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 21: chicken salad Oriental, big big breakfast thing and puffing hot
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 21: hot kakes and sausage make a discus baking meg and cheese, sausage,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 21: Dannish stewing, port Deserve, hot apple pies and Sunday Street
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 21: varieties of sausag confe conserstation chocolate chip cookies.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 10: Had to drink the Coca.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 21: Cola diet Coca Orange drink a streaking coffee be kept
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 21: too well, love that milk, auster one orange uice. I
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 21: love McDonald's good time bigties, and I get the solid
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 21: one for the group.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Had to get through the whole thing. And if he did,
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: if he did, yeah and yeah, and if you made it,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: if they made it through the whole thing, that's how
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: you won the million bucks. Bars, bars, bitting bars. Yeah,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: he's better than he's better than Kendred, Oh, I mean,
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 4: maybe better than Drake anything. Well, thank you, uh sea bass.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 4: Another thrilling round of the duy Q. We're gonna take
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 4: a quick break. We got more what he showed.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 10: Next, hang on.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 19: The Messages.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 4: Show and got a couple of stories involving weird chrome.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 4: Weird police in Scotland they got to call by a
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: guy who was assaulting somebody. When they got there, it
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 4: just wasn't a normal assault. Apparently one man got into
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 4: this other guy, so to show him that he meant business,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 4: he grabbed two seagulls like dual wield style and started
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: beating the other guy with the seagulls the car. That's
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: pretty bad ass. The good news is that the seagulls
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: they are okay. They got checked out, and so is
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: the guy that got beat with them. But they're probably traumatized,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: but they're gonna be fine. They're gonna need to be
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: in therapy now. Well, apparently they weren't broken.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: I don't buy it.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 4: All right, skeptical Greg, Yeah yeah, I mean, I'm just
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: gonna I understand the skepticism. But they did check them
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: out according to the article, don't worry. Yeah, yeah, they
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: they were checked out. I don't I don't know anything,
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: Like what kind of weird doctor did they go to?
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: You know that that's I would like to see that
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: x ray, I would like to.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 2: I would like to see the video of some guys
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: very much wielding two seagulls.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: Weapons are jerks, and yeah, we're way too precious about it.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 9: Every time, like every summer, there's somebody in the Jersey
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 9: at the Jersey Shore or wherever that kills one and
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 9: then the sky falls down on him because God forbid.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: Stealing your friend. Literally, another weird crime story. And Antique
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: Mal greg.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: One of your favorites. I do love a good antique mall.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: Antique Mal in Kansas has been having to deal with
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 4: a plant problem. Somebody keeps stealing them. It started when
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 4: their cameras picked up this woman who was stealing like
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 4: the entire planter, so they started zip tying them down,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 4: but then the woman came back cut the zip ties professional,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 4: so then they chained the planters down instead. Got the
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: woman came back and she just left behind the plant
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: or dug the plants.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Out and left.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: How many plants does she need? The owner of the
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: mall is pissed because you know he's paying for these
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 4: plants out of pocket, he's caring for them on his own.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: But you know, this woman just keeps coming back here.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: He is on the news.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: I really want to know why Flowers. I mean, there's
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: things in the world that people need, and I don't
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 5: think flowers is one of them. But you know, for her,
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: I guess it's something she just really wanted, that she
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: was desperate enough to come steal them and risk getting
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: in trouble.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: For desperate enough. Yeah, she needs, you know, just like bread,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 4: desperate enough. I don't know if i'd say, you know,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 4: getting plants. You know, you're so desperate for plants. You
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: can't find this lady.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 10: Yea.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: Hopefully nobody steals your rogue banana plant. Well, yeah, that's
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: the thing.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 9: I know, as soon as I guess it's on the
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 9: way right now, my dwarf Cavendish banana tree.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: Jeff, she says he wants to help you planting. He says,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 4: got a post which I do need. I do need
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 4: a post hole digger. The thing is gonna see pictures
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: of it, But I can't do that because you know
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 4: some scofflaw. Yea, so it's gonna have to be undercover.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 11: What's the street value on one of these banana trees
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 11: that expensive?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: When I looked it up yesterday? Yeah, Well I'm getting
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: a pretty grown and a mature one, a male order
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: they call it what like.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 9: So it's like one hundred something bucks low hundreds grown
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 9: and sexy, as they say.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 4: You're investing in your neighborhood. It's almost twice the price
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 4: you can get like bana one that's not mature. Yeah,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: you get like, you get that tiny, then you're gonna
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 4: wait like two three years for Yeah, who is that
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 4: kind of time?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: Nobody?
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: And you know how he feels about time. Change is
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 4: a waste of time. Waste loose. Change is a waste
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: of time.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: I couldn't be wrong. I want an avocado tree, but
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: apparently they take ten years to back.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you really have to or three to five, even
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 9: if you get the grown and sexy versions.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: Nobody got time for that. A second, what did you
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 2: think about the ride?
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 20: I've never been television floor.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I don't watch the I don't.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 14: Watch the news.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: That gets me every time. So a pair of nuns
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: in Brazil all didn't get along. They were forced to
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: work together. They ended up getting pretty close. They both
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: quit the convent, went lesbo for each other and got there.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 4: About clams back into the convent, fuzz bumping for Jesus
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 4: I got it all right, what is it? Bad? Habits hell?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: Uh, Sea Bass has an update for us. You know,
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: he was gonna run for city council. I was gonna
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 4: clean the streets platform. Yeah, but I was, Oh, I
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: like the I.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 9: Like the sport code. It was because we're on court
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 9: today and being doesn't.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: Come into any larger size. My god, that is massive, Jack.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: It's a box.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 4: He wants to grow incause it was like Fat Samy
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: plumbing up.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 9: So I was gonna run for city council and to
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 9: do that you need five hundred signatures. So I employed
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 9: a signature gathering company, a company that claimed and apparently
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 9: had a track record to being able to do this.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 9: They email me back said eight no problem, it will
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 9: take us a week, blah blah blah. You did pay
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 9: us and we'll do it. So I paid them and
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 9: then things kind of dragged along. It was a full
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 9: eleven days after I paid them before they even showed
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 9: up to collect the signature papers from me. But they
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 9: still had like eight ten days at that point, and
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 9: I said, okay, no problem. One thing led to another.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 9: It's the day of the deadline and they say, oh,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 9: we don't have your signatures what and they said, you
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 9: want to meet.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: Us the city hall. I was like, nope, no reason,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: it's because.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 9: It's it's not like I can get four hundred and
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 9: eighty five signatures and pay a little No, it's five
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 9: hundred or nothing.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 4: So I said, well that sucks.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 9: I'm going to sue you because you didn't live up
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 9: to not only the contract, but your promises before the contract.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 4: Not cheap, not cheap.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 9: It was over over I'll go ahead say right now.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 9: It was almost sixteen thousand dollars. Yeah, so that's thirty
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 9: something dollars per signature. Like I said, you should have
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 9: just paid Morgan and I we would have done well.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 4: If some people just pay homeless people, then yeah, much
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 4: easier that expensive.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 9: And that by the way, that's that's that's not out
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 9: of the that's middle of the road.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 4: You wanted to be on the city council? That what
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 4: does that job pay?
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 9: This one would have paid two eleven thousand dollars okay
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 9: most benefits, Yeah, total, the total compensations over like two sixty's.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: It's yeah.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 9: This is the city council, which would have been another
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 9: one of my platforms had been elected.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 4: We don't need to be paid this much.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I'm sure they would have loved that, but
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 9: that still falls under small claims in the state in
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 9: which the claim was filed, right in which in which
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 9: they the business business operates. So I said, I'm gonna
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 9: sue you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you screwed me. You didn't
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 9: live up to the contract. Uh and uh and I
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 9: went and that just happened.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 4: This week.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 9: I had our day in zoom court. Oh it's so
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 9: much more convenient, it is, And so it's funny. I
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 9: go in there, they say, are you here the guy did?
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 9: The guy did show up boom. Well, yeah, it could
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 9: have been easy to get it. Well, actually, I'm kind
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 9: of glad he did because otherwise I'm just like, even
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 9: if I had won, which will.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: Be years long hunt for this right, who knows?
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 9: Because I found out in the research to file my
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 9: claim by my good friend, uh lawyer Grock, this company
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 9: in another state had been higher they'd been hired to
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 9: get the signatures. They gathered the correct number of signatures,
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 9: less than two percent were valid. Oh, so that was
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 9: I was thinking, like, oh, this person's just gone, like
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 9: he set these things up and he's dead. But he
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 9: showed up and they gave us something. They said, here,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 9: we're gonna put you in a breakout room and you
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 9: can discuss a settlement. And he said, I'll give you
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 9: fifteen hundred.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 6: So you're doing your own mediation, right, Okay, say both
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 6: of you at the same time. They try to see
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 6: if you can do that and not waste the judges time.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 9: Wait, so just to you and just us, no no
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 9: arbiter or nothing. He said, well, I'm willing to offer
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 9: you fifteen hundred.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 4: I said zero.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 22: Bit.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: By the way, during.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 9: The the first day, after he screwed me on not
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 9: getting the signatures, he offered me three thousand.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: Now wait, so you're already out the sixteen right.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 9: He had offered me preliminarily three thousand, and then he
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 9: was inted that offer and that's that's that I decided
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 9: tossue him.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 4: That's a question. What what does the paperwork say? Because
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 4: they promise for this money the service, they're gonna get
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 4: you X number of signatures. But when there's got to
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 4: be something there says if for whatever reason, we cannot
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 4: well refund you a pro rated amount essentially is what
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 4: it said. Uh huh, what what what would be the
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 4: incentive for them to get a pro rated amount. So
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: basically you can say, ah, we fell short because it's
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 4: just collect a certain amount of money and give the
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: rest for doing nothing. Exactly. To me, that's it's worthless
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 4: because it's all or nothing.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 9: So that's not what That's not what my lawsuit hinged on,
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 9: because you raise a good point, Woody. My lawsuit hinged
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 9: on the verbiage in the contract that said we'll provide
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 9: you weekly updates and meetings.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 4: Those did not.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 9: Happen, so that that's a breach of contract. Now, so
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 9: I go in there, I say no, thank you to
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 9: the fifteen hundred offer. But go back in front of
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 9: the judge. The judge says, to have you do you
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 9: submit all your evidence to me see bass. The guy
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 9: says yes, he said, you samil your evidence to him.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 9: I said, well, I filed it on the online filing
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 9: thing for He said, no, you have to email it
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 9: to him. Oh come on, well, he said, and because
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 9: of that, you cannot reference any of your evidence. What
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 9: so I So I said to the judge, Well, okay, judge,
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 9: how am I supposed to reference? So I can just
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 9: reference our conversations. I can't because he said, you can't.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 9: You can't point to the contract, you can't point to
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 9: your emails.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: You can't point to because you hadn't emailed it to him.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: Right, which I guess I missed that step somehow.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 10: Is that the discovery phase or whatever?
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 4: This is a coming of GROC, because I'm sure, like
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: a like a real lawyer would have said, hey, be
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 4: sure that you have this, this, this, Let go to
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: close that system. Correct.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 9: I only use GROC to write the complaint. I didn't
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 9: use it for the follow up stuff, which I should have.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 9: So the judge said, I said, well, so what can
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 9: I say? And he said The judge said, well, I
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 9: can't offer you legal advice, but I'll let you know
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 9: if you say something you shouldn't.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 4: Which actually worked out just fun.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 9: So I just told the story as if I were
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 9: telling it to you guys, without pointing to any specific
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 9: dates or times.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 9: And and the judge said okay. And then the guy
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 9: responded with, h okay, Well this is what we did.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 9: And I'll give the judge credit because he nailed this
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 9: guy because the judge said okay, because basically what what
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 9: also saved me is his his evidence was basically my
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 9: evidence it was the contract.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: It was our emails.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 9: He basically at the same stud I did. But I
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 9: didn't realize that because at first.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 4: Like oh, crap, crap.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 9: So he's uh, and the judge said, okay, well did
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 9: you fulfill the terms of this contract? Show me the
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 9: people you hired? And he showed me that he had
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 9: this evidence showing like the number of hours people worked,
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 9: and he's like, man, you didn't you hired these people
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 9: kind of late. And the judge was kind of like
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 9: like Judge, Judy, like matter of fact, like, if you're
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 9: gonna get these things done for him and this this
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 9: short you got less than a month to do it,
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 9: and you.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: Hired this amount of people.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 9: And he's and then you they certain and some of
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 9: them dropped off, and he's like, so, what how did
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 9: you expect this to happen?
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 4: The guy was like uh.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 9: And the guy looked like just some fat faced weeb,
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 9: but he was in a suit and tie, you know.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: Oh nice.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 9: He again he's he wants to be political operative and
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 9: so and the judge he's going through this. And the
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 9: judge actually helped me because he brought up the lead
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 9: guy who I met in person.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: Very nice dude. Fan of Cartonnark's.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 9: Unfortunately, so the lead guy who wast his like local representative,
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 9: he was a nice guy. He claimed to have worked
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 9: one hundred and sixty hours and I and the judge
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 9: brought that up. He's like, this guy worked on hundred
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 9: and then I went back because the judge doesn't know
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 9: everything I know, and because he left the guy that,
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 9: he goes back to me. He's like, do you have
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 9: anything to end with? And I said, well, thank you,
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 9: judge for bring up one hundred and sixty hour thing,
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 9: because again, he didn't come to me until eight days
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 9: before the deadline, so he worked one hundred and sixty
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 9: hours in eight days.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know about that.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 6: That math doesn't happen.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 9: Even even if you give him like maybe he worked
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 9: ten hours administratively beforehand to get things ready whatever, that
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 9: still doesn't make sense.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 2: On his plate twenty hours a day.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 9: Rightly dedicated to you and so and one point one
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 9: last thing the judge. The judge at one point he
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 9: asked like, so, did you give mister Davis his uh,
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 9: his regular check ins? And I shook my head no
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 9: because I know I was supposed to talk. And the
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 9: judge goes mister Davis, I do not need any shaking
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 9: yes or no whatsoever.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 4: I was like, yes, sir, thank you. So I got
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 4: the in my hands. The decision.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 9: And the first line of the decisions says, the plaintiff
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 9: has not demonstrated in entitlement to relief and recovery and
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 9: recover zero.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: What that box was not checked? Hesig can box. The
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: plaintiff is entitled to judgment and for a total of.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 14: He could have said anything from zero to whatever.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 19: Everybody and they stayed, where's the way this list issue,
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 19: which I had langage exact here does not take effect
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 19: until the end of the month. Because the defendant has
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 19: the option to take this district court.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 4: He would have to hire a lawyer. Blah blah, blah
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 4: blah blah. So I don't know, we'll see. Well, that's
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 4: the thing.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 9: I gotta wait till the end of the month, right
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 9: then what then I'll email the guy and then if
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 9: I hear nothing, then I gotta.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: Go better have my money.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yeah, then I have to go through only
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 9: proper legal channels. Of course, breaking well that Greg, that
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 9: would be an illegal, unproper channel.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 6: I love that you won everything without being able to
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 6: show a piece of evidence.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well the thing is in our buddle.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 9: Because as he's saying, oh, I got his evidence, I
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 9: can refer to his evidence. I said, well, actually, he
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 9: the blah blah blah, and this is his This isn't
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 9: his disturb it.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 4: I saw you.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 9: So yeah, the judge helps. Almost I almost crewed myself.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 9: But I think the judge was a smart enough man
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 9: to see through this man's incompetence and lies. So hopefully
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 9: I have sixteen thousand dollars coming to me at some
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 9: point we'll seem as congratulations.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 9: All I can say is suing works everybody. We should
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 9: everybody should be suing people because it works.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 4: Guys, every time. Any time you know you were you
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: you were truly wronged.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 9: Right the guy, the guy heshandled so clearly a scam, well,
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 9: I think he's I think he just doesn't know what
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 9: the hell he's doing.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: He couldn't fulfilled right and and he but if he
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 4: was on the up and up, he would have just
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 4: returned the money. Well, you know what, this thing was
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: so sloppy and so messed up.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: This is not how we operate here.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 4: Let me give you the money back, and then that
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: would have gone even if you like, okay, like three
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: grand I'm saying like, you're bummed out you didn't get
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: what you thought you were going to get. But you
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: could be like, yeah, listen, man, it didn't work out
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: with this guy, but he was cool.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 4: People have bad days. He made it right, sure, but
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 4: now it's like, no, dude, you would never go with
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 4: this guy. Here's why. And then he will also take
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: it all the way to court to try to fight
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: giving back what he should have given you in the
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: first place. Yeah.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, And now I'm not I'm still not going to
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 9: out him, not until I get my judgment and settlement.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 9: I don't want to make my life any harder. I
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 9: got the judgment. Until the judgment is final at the
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 9: end of the night.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, gotcha, get that check? Gotcha? Well, congratulations again, start
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 4: suing Stewing. It'd be nice to stay suing everybody. See
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 4: it's funny, I say, councilman, Sea Bass, but for another day. Well,
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 4: SeaBASS is very successful so far in his litigation. Did
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 4: you see there was that the other story? I know
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 4: there's been talk about it, but it finally I guess
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 4: got filed or whatever. The United Airlines passenger who's suing
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 4: because they paid extra for a window seat, but the
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: seat was near a window, so it was just.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 11: Like the wall of the Yeah, that just happened in
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 11: my recent flight. And the lady that was sitting in
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 11: that seat, she asked me like ten times if she
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 11: could see out the window.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 4: Go for it, lady, I go for it. I don't care.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: Well, so United had requested to have the lawsuit dismissed,
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: but this judge said, nah, so United Airlines saying that
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: the customer body windowless window seat. Now have you ever
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 4: heard of a windowless window seat?
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: Nope?
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I think it's more about the location.
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, understand, because they're calling it.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: The windows aren't set. They'll like coordinate with every aisle.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: They have a certain number of windows and depending on
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 4: how far because you have those extra leg room seats
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 4: you have. Yeah, yeah, so sometimes they're offset. It's like
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 4: shingles on a house, you know, they're kind of staggered
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 4: or whatever.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 6: I think it's more about trying to fit more rosen
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 6: and squeeze more people.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 4: Like for me, when I picked that seats, not so
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 4: I can look out the windows because I like to
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 4: lean up against the wall so I can doze off.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: I sleep the best, but I have one of those seats.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 11: My situation it was like kind of like an exit row,
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 11: and then so shoots in front of me.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 4: The judge said. The passengers claims are plausible, as the
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 4: airline's booking page and boarding pass identify the seats as
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  Speaker 4: window seats. So what they're gonna do is theyll probably
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  Speaker 4: just change that. Yeah, just call it wall seat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: wall seats seat? What's more appealing the wall? Those wall sounds.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want a wall seat, a wall seat inside
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  Speaker 4: a concerts obstructed view, cozy lean seat. Yeah. Well, there
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  Speaker 4: was an udio on social media, you know, airline employee
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  Speaker 4: was offered up a lot of money for one person
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  Speaker 4: to give up their seat because it was a very
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  Speaker 4: overbooked flight. I've seen some of them. Man, they're offering
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  Speaker 4: thousands of dollars. I think if you, especially if it's
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  Speaker 4: a business trip, I would just say I got I
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  Speaker 4: would just say I got bumped.
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  Speaker 6: How do you say no to that?
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  Speaker 4: And how is the how's your company going to find out?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah it's got bumped or you know something you know
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  Speaker 4: with the flight? Yeah, one person did come up right
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  Speaker 4: away and took the deal. I mean it was a
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  Speaker 4: it was a bunch of money. Here's a here's a
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  Speaker 4: little clip.
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  Speaker 17: One thousand, two hundred, one.
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  Speaker 4: Hundred and fifty. Oh yeah, nice, that's that's I've heard
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  Speaker 4: that before. Yeah, so you're still going to go where
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  Speaker 4: you're going. They'll put you on the next flight and
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  Speaker 4: you get the twelve hundred buck credit, which is like
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  Speaker 4: two first class tickets a lot of places, your credit for.
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  Speaker 16: The pre create meeting, the cards.
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  Speaker 4: Damn girl, visa card. Please thousand bucks.
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  Speaker 2: So you leave a few hours later, So two.
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  Speaker 4: Thousand, two hundred some bucks, leave a week later. You
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  Speaker 4: just made like a patient. Yeah. Now there's sometimes where
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  Speaker 4: it's like there's just no flexibility. You're going you have
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  Speaker 11: He hasn't said anything about it, because again, it had
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  Speaker 11: a whole YouTube right background.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he hasn't said anything about it.
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  Speaker 6: Bill, you explained to me what it was. I had
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  Speaker 6: no idea how he knew he's ten.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a yeah teen and preteen especially well it
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  Speaker 4: worked out for that dude, man for real. Awesome, Like
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  Speaker 4: talk about that's like winning the lottery. Yeah, you didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: You're just doing something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this will be fun project.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you're working from a position of already
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  Speaker 4: having a profile of any kind.
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  Speaker 9: No, it's if you look at the original video, it's
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  Speaker 9: very well produced. It's like it's very spooky.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta see that. Yeah, but I'm imagining there's a
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  Speaker 4: ton of stuff that's out there that's really well produced
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  Speaker 4: and pretty cool in concept or story or but I'm
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  Speaker 4: saying it's just there's just so much. There's just so
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  Speaker 4: much out there. How do you It's like needle in
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  Speaker 4: get seen by the right people and blow up like that?
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  Speaker 6: Would you say that this apples to apples hasn't really
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  Speaker 6: happened since blair Witch? You know some random Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's probably about right. Yeah, that's good comparison. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 4: the blair Witch thing. When that movie came out, I
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  Speaker 4: still I liked the concept of it. I saw it
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  Speaker 4: in the theater. Yeah, it was one of those where
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  Speaker 4: it was like super huge and then it became really
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  Speaker 4: cool for people to say it sucks and they hate it. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 4: like everything, like everything else, Yeah, like everything. That's that's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you identify a UFO as UFO, it becomes
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  Speaker 2: an f O, and then if it lands, it's just
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  Speaker 2: an Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 2: There's too many letters.
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  Speaker 4: It's UFO I A plus. What do they call UFOs now?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a different noomena U A P U
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  Speaker 2: A P.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking of these letters. It's too confusing, too much.
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