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Episode 217: Fight Or Flight: A TSA Love Story · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What a do, what a do, what it do.
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  It is your boy Andrew Schultz AKA Mr. Goody 2 Shoes and who am
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  I with? As always, Joseph Huggins AKA
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  Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod
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  Episode 217. In the city, remember used to
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  Johnny you coming I pick up whenever you call in the parking
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  lot in Tucson like are you with me in the phantom with the roof
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  I pull up like Jimmy roof. I can't help you get a roof on
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  like you hard and I know you like to go slow, but we could go
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  faster. Tell me the password Slicey
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  slicey to know what that means. Coming up on you quickly.
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  Loving nice things slicey. Plenty of them try like it in
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  your bed, so I'm going to. Get slouched instead.
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  Yeah, two 17217 is a lot. Yeah, I mean, I guess depends
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  who you're asking. If you're asking Billy Simmons,
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  no, If you're asking like the daily, no, 'cause that's like
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  less than a year, you know, it's all, it's all context,
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  perspective. Yeah, I guess.
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  No, it's a, it's a shit ton. It's a lot.
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  We've we've stuck with it. Shout out at us.
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  How are you, Sir? Fantastic.
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  How are you? Wonderful.
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  I was just commenting before we got on, on your extra preppiness
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  today. I mean prepped up, prepped up,
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  prepped out. I think I had the all whites
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  Agassi Wimbledon look on last week.
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  So this is like French Open in the stands.
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  They're in the stands. You're at, you're at the open.
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  The open is. British.
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  British boot golf. That's the British golf
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  tournament. Yeah, the golf tournament just
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  as bougie. OK, but this is a French ass
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  shirt, yeah? I guess it is.
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  I guess it is. Yeah, sure.
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  I'm sure there's a lot of French at the Open, yes, but the French
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  Open, clay, quartz, baby. Clay quartz, Nadal baby.
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  I think Nadal, one of them, was really good at the clay quartz.
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  Nadal, that's where he was legit was like really good.
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  I think he won Wimbledon once, but he could never really get
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  over the hump. It was always hard.
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  But he dominated everybody on clay, which is just so crazy
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  that you could be so drastically different.
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  And I think the US is like hardcore, so it's like fucking
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  concrete or some shit. It's not even like because
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  they're all different. Wimbledon.
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  I don't. Think it's concrete.
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  I think it's just like your normal tennis court.
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  Yeah, it's just like hardcore. It's just not cool the.
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  Grass. The grass is cool.
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  The grass is cool. One of the most exclusive
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  tickets in the game is going into New York and going to the
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  US Open. OK, that's cool.
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  I'm just saying, yeah, I think it'd be cool.
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  Just that it wasn't cool. It's not.
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  To me, it's not as cool as Wimbledon or the French Open,
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  the clay courts or the grass courts.
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  I don't even think Wimbledon. It's like different.
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  It's just different. It's outside the box.
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  You know what else is drastically different?
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  Rafael Nadal's right arm and his left arm, it's like they're like
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  2 completely different people because he doesn't like work out
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  his non dominant arm that he uses that he plays tennis with
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  enough or something. So it's like noticeable that one
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  arm is bigger than the other if you ever pulled the photo.
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  Never, never looked. At And you would be like, oh,
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  that makes sense. He's a tennis player.
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  He's like, OK, well, I've never seen that for any other tennis
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  player. Nobody's ever pointed that out
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  to anybody else. Certainly not Agassi.
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  Crazy massive form. That's probably why he's never
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  won. The other ones that like they
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  think it's the court, but it's like, no, you don't use your
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  your left. Arm.
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  It's his. It's his baby arm.
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  It gets his baby arm gets exploited.
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  Every Wimbledon, they exploit his baby arm.
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  And for some reason, the clay is just like, it's just.
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  God damn it, Fusion, why won't you work out your left arm?
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  He's like, I don't need it, coach.
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  His little baby T Rex arm. You could have been the best one
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  of them for sure, yeah. Yeah, there was a time where
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  like. There's a, there's been a run,
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  not to get on like a whole tangent about tennis, but
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  there's been a run of really good dudes.
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  It's like 1 after another who's like, oh, it's Agassi.
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  Oh no, it's Sampras. Oh, now it's Nadal.
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  Now it's Roger Federer. Well, no, I just agree.
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  I think there's been like eras like where it was like the the
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  Sampras Agassi era and then and then for a shit long and then it
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  was right. Yeah, but when Sam Priss was
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  done, he was considered one of the best.
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  I'm just saying we we we've seen like a really good.
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  There's been multiple generations of of like greatest
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  of all time where you've. Where tennis Tennis series where
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  most people alive today have seen someone play that's
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  considered the best that's ever played.
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  Yeah, I think when I was a kid, I really got into it watching
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  Sampras and Agassi and that like that era was like really good to
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  watch. And that's like, you know,
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  Venus, Serena. So then that led into everything
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  else or it just like I was sold. But we've seen a lot of really
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  good. Tests.
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  Wait wait, did you just say Venus and Serena were at the
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  same time as Agassi? I think they'd be offended.
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  Why? I think.
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  I guess he played for quite a while.
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  No, I know. And they started when they were
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  really young. So they might, I mean they might
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  have overlap. Played in Wimbledon, they were
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  like they would be gone. I just feel like their heyday
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  was like. But when Venus, but Serena was,
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  Serena was really trying to find her, her stride whenever Venus
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  was crushing it. So there's a period of time
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  where Venus, cause Venus is the older of the sisters.
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  So there's a period of time where she was playing and was
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  like 1 of if not the most dominant woman and her sister
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  was on the up, was on the come up.
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  I want to say there was a year in Wimbledon where Venus won the
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  women's and Pete Sampras won the Mens all.
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  Right. Well, I will not factor that,
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  no, why not? Cause 'cause I if you Fact Check
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  it then I could keep the the pod going.
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  But I didn't, I didn't trust you to keep it going while I was
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  looking it up. So I I didn't want dead time.
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  Well, you're fine. I mean, you know, I could do my
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  music. Da da da da da da da.
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  No, I mean, I went on a mission over the weekend.
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  I have the sketchy ass ladder. So there's this ladder to my
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  attic that's in the garage and it's pretty high up.
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  It's like 12 feet and it's just above the garage.
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  But it was a super sketchy wood ladder, so I replaced that over
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  the weekend. Shittiest, shittiest thing ever.
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  Joseph Joseph Joseph is correct. Ding Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding,
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  Ding Ding. Pete Sampras won Wimbledon many
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  times. The last time was in the year
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  2000. That year, Venus Williams won
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  her first Wimbledon single title, singles title, Not only
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  yeah, you got it, not only did they both win, but same year,
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  Yeah. That's what I was saying.
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  I was saying I think there was a year where they like there was
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  an overlap. It was a changing of the guard
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  because Venus crushed. Yeah, OK.
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  So Venus was 20. Yeah, and and Serena, Serena
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  played in that Wimbledon, but she was super young.
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  I want to say she played or maybe she didn't.
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  Doubt it. I I that's a lot to look up for
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  for real time. I just want to see when he was
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  born. So Sanford was I get like, I, I
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  was like, oh, he wasn't that old.
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  He's only 29 in the year 2000, but I guess that's kind of old
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  for tennis. Her first Wimbledon match was
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  1998, so she did play in 2000. Serena.
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  Yep, bam, shoot. I remember 'cause I remember.
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  Well, to be honest, like I have no idea like how how much
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  they're. I remember that because I
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  remember that on some like weird trauma shit, 'cause I was living
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  with my dad that summer. Well, I was gonna say, I was
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  gonna say like this. That's.
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  What I move for a period? Sounds like that you like
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  watched it. You were watching it like, it's
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  like, I remember when the Oklahoma City bombing, like, I,
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  I saw it like happened because I was like on vacation, like in
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  like in Palm Springs with my family, you know, and it's like
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  just that. Lance Armstrong when he won the
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  Tour de France. I was at my was staying at my
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  grandma's and out in Van Nuys and watched it at my grandma's
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  house. I also watched the World Cup.
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  When the women's women won the World Cup, I was staying at my
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  grandma's. Oh OK, well I had a full.
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  On that was in, that was in LA, that was the LA Coliseum that
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  was lit. Maybe China?
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  I had a whole watch party for that.
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  That game I had like 20 people over.
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  You're talking about the most recent one for No, I was talking
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  about when they. Played No.
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  This is when I was a kid with. Like Brandy Chastain, I'm
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  talking about shirt off Japan like.
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  No, no, this is whenever they played China and.
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  They say wow, right, right, right, right.
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  And it was like shirt off. It was lit.
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  I was like, I was better. Just remember watching you're.
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  Just talking about 90s moments that you remember.
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  No, but I'm just saying that it's the background that that
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  no, but I was make the point I was making about Wimbledon is
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  the background and what was going on is partially why I
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  remember that. Why?
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  It's a core memory. Yeah.
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  Yeah, Aminas is older than I thought she was.
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  She was born in 80 and Sampras was born in 71, so she was. 20
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  Sampras like can imagine like coming up being like a bad ass
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  tennis player in like 19 in the 80s.
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  How fucking lit that would be. Didn't go out swan song in the
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  2000s like like pre 911. How was his last title?
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  I don't know if that's when he ended it.
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  No, he he kind of fell off the map at the end because he
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  started. He just had so many.
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  Injuries. I know I but I just don't know
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  when the end was. It was shortly after that,
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  Wimbledon, the title, he won that title, and then he started
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  to just like kind of fall apart. Bad ankles, if I remember
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  correctly. He was always hurt.
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  Shit, that's because that crossed him over on a in a
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  pickup basketball game. Broke them.
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  Break them. But that'll be the lit world
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  renowned tennis player in the 80s.
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  Just be like doing. But then you have to live in the
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  80s there. It's not that bad.
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  OK. You could come out on top dude,
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  just like buy a bunch of apple. If I lived in the 80s, then I
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  would I would start a movement to impeach Ronald Reagan, try
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  them for treason, and then hang them in in Washington Square.
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  Jesus. What do you mean Jesus?
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  That's the motherfucking law. That's the Constitution.
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  You sell weapons to Iran who are at war with right now so you can
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  go do some shit down in South America like Donald Trump did
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  for like how much he like talk shit about.
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  I didn't even think about. I haven't I haven't made this
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  connection in my head. Is that Reagan Iran Contra was
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  Reagan selling weapons for Iran to go down into like a Nicaragua
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  right or to fund an illegal war in in South America.
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  And then Trump goes into South America and just swoops, swoops
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  the president borderline illegal.
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  And then and then just illegally starts a war, a war of choice
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  preemptively against Iran. Boom.
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  I mean dude, Dude should get sued for copyright infringement
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  or something. Yeah.
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  I mean, he took a little bit of Bush invading Iraq and a little
• 12:33
  bit of a little bit of this, little bit of that and just put
• 12:36
  it all. He's like, I'll never do.
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  These guys are so stupid, blah, blah.
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  And he's like, I'm out of ideas. Epstein files are coming out.
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  Let's just go back to the old chestnut crazy.
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  Yeah. Put out some music this week,
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  got back into the rap game. Continue.
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  That was it. I was just trying to think of
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  what else. You're blowing up in Brazil,
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  was. Oh yeah, well, Brazil is blowing
• 13:08
  up like, which is crazy. And that's on Spotify, I think.
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  But Apple Music, this is even kind of crazier.
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  Apple Music tells you Shazam counts as well as part of the
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  analytics, analytics. And there is some Shazam counts
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  in these five countries. So Brazil, Mexico, OK, that's
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  that's pretty cool. Fucking Nigeria, Saudi Arabia
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  and Mozambique. And so did that means that
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  somebody was in Mozambique playing my music, somebody in
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  Mozambique then heard it, liked it or hated it and decided to
• 13:47
  Shazam to see who it was? Like that's crazy.
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  That blew my mind. That was like, crazier than like
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  picking up like Iran on the listeners of the pod.
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  Yeah. What's going on in Bangladesh?
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  First of all, shout out Bangladesh, but why are you
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  asking? Why are you in the top seven of
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  our of our rankings of 75 different countries?
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  Who's listening there? I did get and not only are they
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  listening so much, somebody DM Ed me a promoter in Bangladesh
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  trying to like help like market the podcast.
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  And it might have been just a coincidence.
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  Like spam, like you know, I get you more likes whatever, but it
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  was like it was weird the fact that it's like in Bangladesh
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  enough to where it's like hidden the algo to where this guy's
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  going to DM me. Of course I ignored it and
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  reported spam. No, I just, I didn't report
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  spam. I just deleted it just 'cause I
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  went sure. He's a live live show in
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  Bangladesh. Well, be a part of the Asian
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  Tour for sure. Is that somewhere where you want
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  to be right now? Yeah, we'll call it.
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  We'll call it the Bangarang. I don't know the the Bangor La
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  Dash. No.
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  Anyways, therapy questions. Let's do it.
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  OK, Therapy. Question number one.
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  You can only eat 1 gas station snack forever.
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  What's your ride or die? That's all I can eat food wise
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  or just that's the only I can only eat one gas.
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  So if I go to a gas station there's only one snack.
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  See it'd be a toss up like Mike and Ikes is on that list.
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  Mike and Ikes. Are you fucking kidding?
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  Mike and Ikes are fire bro. Like if you get the hot and hot
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  ones I guess they are like. With the hot tamales.
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  And there's a fire on the box, but I don't know if they're a
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  fire. Fire, Dude, that's cap.
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  That's Cap Dog. No, Mike and Ikes are legit.
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  Old man huggy for real. Those are good.
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  There's Mike and Ikes have stood the test of time.
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  So like I'm sitting here saying I'm going to eat good and plenty
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  but. That's what it sounds like.
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  Or like mounds. Juju bees.
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  No, I ain't no juju bees. Juju bee on the beat.
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  I would eat some dots though. Dots are fire too.
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  I I. Used to, I had a dot phase but.
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  OK dots are more old man than a mic and X bro dots are old.
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  I feel like it's the most grandpa motherfucker.
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  I used the same motherfucker making all of.
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  These the most grandpa shit you could do is pass out like
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  Werther's originals. So those are fire.
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  Shout out, shout out. Remember this Lifesavers Cream
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  savers, man. Remember cream Savers where they
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  had like the straw? Yeah, yeah.
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  Strawberry and cream, Raspberry cream, the caramel broth.
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  Those were out of control. Good times.
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  That was a good time. If you could go back.
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  That's because, like, that's shit when those came out.
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  That might be pre Columbine. I think it was when you were
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  watching Pete Sampras when the Wimbledon.
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  No, no, no, no, no. I hadn't gotten kicked out yet.
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  Oh summer 7th grade dog. Columbine was that same year.
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  Wasn't. Oh no, it was 99.
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  No, Columbine was 6th grade it. Was 99.
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  Yeah, it was. We were in 6th grade when
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  Columbine, that one, 'cause I remember it was like, Oh my
• 17:31
  gosh, that kid wears camouflage to school.
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  He might kill everyone. Everybody's parents were like
• 17:36
  geeking the fuck out. Who?
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  Paul Nelson. We talked, I think we talked
• 17:43
  about that already. But yeah, for sure, definitely
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  amongst other people, that was the instant thing if their kid
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  if like the kid was too quiet, if the kid farted too much in
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  class, it was like he's going to shoot everybody.
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  But like, other people's parents would say that shit to you.
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  Like what? I got in trouble for flipping
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  off our music teacher. I scratched my head with.
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  Mr. Mr. Hutchinson. Yeah, I scratched my head with
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  my middle finger. He told me to to say Doe Rey, me
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  and I dead. And he said you didn't even try.
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  He's like, that's like me telling you to jump over this
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  piece of paper that he put on the ground and then you just
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  jump right on it. And then then I scratched my
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  head with my middle finger and he brought me back into his
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  office that he had like an office in the music classroom.
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  And then he's like, I'm, he's like, you flipped me off and
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  this guy was kind of effeminate. Y'all, you flipped me off and
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  I'm busting you for it. And I go and.
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  He said that. And.
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  Mr. Hutchinson, that's funny. In 6th grade, Andy wasn't,
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  wasn't like skilled, like wasn't my brain wasn't fully formed
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  yet. So I just, I just snap reply and
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  I go, I didn't flip you off. I was scratching my head.
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  And then he's like, Oh yeah, then why'd you then?
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  How'd you know what I was talking about?
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  And I was like, oh shit and damn.
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  He got you. That's good.
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  Shut up, Mr. Hutchinson. I'm not falling into that trap,
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  he. Was Mr. Hutchinson was nice man.
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  Like I felt bad. Yeah, one time hold.
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  On let me just finish real quick.
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  And so anyways, I he, he took me to the principal's office and I
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  did end up getting suspended, but they were distracted with
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  something else. And it was our boy dressed in
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  the camo, Paul Nelson, at the exact same time or earlier,
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  right before I had done this, he was in the cafeteria and he
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  still I. Was there for that.
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  And he set up on his table and then he started doing like the
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  his like arms. Suck it.
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  Suck. It the suck it where he like
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  makes the X like on his legs and you know his penis is in the
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  middle. He did that.
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  I'm trying to describe the suck it for the new generation.
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  He, just like wrestling, was peak.
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  Wrestling. Wrestling was peak, then
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  wrestling was peak. NWL baby.
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  And so anyways, that happened simultaneously.
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  So both of us are in the office and they're like yelling at him
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  and then they like they have like both of us like sitting in
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  like the hallway, like waiting for our parents to come pick us
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  up. I I got, you know, like they
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  basically, I didn't, they're like, they had to suspend me for
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  a day, like on a technicality. That's what I felt like.
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  See, 'cause that hallway was a bitch.
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  Like, so there was this a long, Yeah, it was just a long ass
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  hallway with a door on each end. One went to the one side of the
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  school, one went to the other side.
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  It was just a long skinny hallway.
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  And they put those chairs and desks in that bitch.
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  You have to sit there and do your work and face the wall and
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  it was like, it's tight too. So whenever people would walk
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  like a grown adult would walk by, they'd be bumping into you.
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  You know exactly what I'm talking.
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  About yeah. And you're like, hey, bro, you
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  know I know. You see me here.
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  You got me sitting all cock eyed in this hallway.
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  If you let me sit normal, maybe I won't be in the way.
• 20:58
  And that was tight too. If you were ever like in trouble
• 21:00
  and had to go to lunch, they'd make you go to lunch before
• 21:02
  everybody else went to lunch. You got like you got the premium
• 21:06
  picks. If you wanted pizza, you got
• 21:07
  first, first dibs on pizza. You're there 30 minutes early.
• 21:11
  So you recommend to the to the youngsters out there?
• 21:13
  Hey, if you're going to if you're going to do something
• 21:14
  crazy, do it like 11 thirtyish, No, no, no earlier.
• 21:18
  So then you could go early. Well, no, I was saying when you
• 21:20
  were just stuck there for a couple days.
• 21:23
  I I there used a couple and it was.
• 21:25
  Like, oh, or like a couple lunch periods.
• 21:27
  It would make you eat your lunch period in the office like they
• 21:31
  used to come up. Like a like a mini detention or
• 21:33
  something. Yeah, they come up with
• 21:35
  creative. They came up with creative ways
• 21:36
  to. To punish the the the one of two
• 21:39
  black people. Stick it to my black ass.
• 21:42
  There's one time when I was in Montessori school I got kicked
• 21:45
  out of class. Why were you in back the fuck
• 21:47
  up? Why?
• 21:48
  I thought Montessori school was exclusively Jewish.
• 21:51
  No, it's like, just like a preschool that doesn't have to
• 21:54
  be necessarily Jewish. Maybe that's just out here in
• 21:57
  Lai Thought for sure. Maybe it just sounds like
• 22:00
  Hebrew. It's just super bougie.
• 22:02
  So I was in Montessori school. I got kicked out after my first
• 22:06
  year of Montessori school. They, they, I went, then I went
• 22:09
  into public school. They said that they would rather
• 22:11
  me not return. One time I got kicked out of
• 22:15
  class 'cause I was being super wild and crazy.
• 22:19
  So they let, they were like, fine, if you want to act like
• 22:22
  it's recess, you can go have recess by yourself.
• 22:24
  And they let me go play outside all over the playground and shit
• 22:28
  for like 30 minutes by myself. I had a fucking blast.
• 22:31
  And then they and then they called my mom up to the school.
• 22:35
  Oh yeah. Why did I think this was Jewish?
• 22:39
  No, that is so funny. You know who?
• 22:46
  Now I'm going to get flagged just for for even asking this
• 22:48
  question probably. What's a Montessori school?
• 22:54
  No. Is it Jewish?
• 22:56
  It's found. It was founded by an Italian
• 22:59
  Catholic. However, it is widely adapted
• 23:01
  into Jewish Montessori schools that combine Montessori child
• 23:05
  LED methods with Jewish traditions.
• 23:08
  OK, so there are. Yeah.
• 23:11
  I, I Yeah. It was just like a.
• 23:15
  They're generally, they're generally secular.
• 23:17
  But yeah, I think it was bougie preschool, right?
• 23:20
  And it's LA like where 'cause it's it's there's a lot like in
• 23:23
  like the Calabasas area. I'm sure when I was a Pullman to
• 23:29
  the stars, I'd be rolling around bougie neighborhoods, see
• 23:31
  Montessori schools everywhere. Therapy question.
• 23:38
  Oh, yeah. What was so OK, Mike and Ikes,
• 23:39
  we got so distracted. Mike and Ikes or corn Nuts,
• 23:43
  Dude. Chipotle, Corn nuts or fire.
• 23:47
  Corn nuts, man, I just feel like they're just overly tough on
• 23:50
  your teeth. Like as a kid you could get away
• 23:51
  with it, but. As I'm just picking a gas
• 23:54
  station stand but I don't eat them really now but in this.
• 23:57
  You only get one, that's what I'm saying.
• 23:59
  If you don't even eat them now, why the fuck are they taking
• 24:01
  precedent over everything else? I'm just listening off shit.
• 24:04
  That's my that was. Some of my faves to me.
• 24:07
  OK, well, that's not the question.
• 24:09
  Yeah, for me it is. What's your ride?
• 24:12
  What's your ride or die? I'm.
• 24:14
  Going to go. I'm going to go with like one of
• 24:15
  the cinnamon rolls in the package that you can get Hardy.
• 24:19
  Missus Missus Baird's. I don't know what the fuck it's
• 24:22
  called because that I don't feel like it's ever It's not crazy
• 24:29
  and if you're really hungry, you can do it.
• 24:31
  You know, you can snack on it if you want.
• 24:33
  You know, you could always take layers off, but you can't add
• 24:35
  layers. So if you're just getting Mike
• 24:37
  and Ax and you're starving, you're fucked.
• 24:43
  Ord or the like pack of like glazed Donuts, you know, like
• 24:49
  the six pack or whatever. So you'd be going, you're going
• 24:51
  breads, You're, you want carbs, you want gas station carbs.
• 24:54
  Well, those are like my not the cinnamon roll really.
• 24:57
  Like I would get that if I was like really high or something
• 24:59
  like, but the Donuts. Yeah, those are fire.
• 25:04
  Yeah, and I would sometimes, like, be getting, like, an
• 25:06
  energy drink in the morning, you know, when I was a Pullman.
• 25:10
  And if I hadn't eaten, might as well just grab those and I'd
• 25:13
  probably eat like, two or three and then throw the rest out.
• 25:18
  Therapy question #2 Beef jerky, I should say, should be like a
• 25:25
  honorable mention. Therapy question #2 You have to
• 25:28
  fight one fictional character. scooby-doo, but he's 7 feet
• 25:33
  tall. Or Mickey Mouse but he has
• 25:36
  hands. I know Mickey Mouse has hands
• 25:38
  but he's like wearing gloves and like 4 fingers.
• 25:41
  Well, I mean, like, I take that as like he can, he can box.
• 25:45
  Oh yeah, that too. But he's got hands.
• 25:51
  Probably Mickey Mouse. Still, a 7 foot Scooby-doo is
• 25:54
  terrifying. 7 foot any dog right?
• 25:56
  Like, I mean, how terrifying. He's already big.
• 25:58
  He's a 7 foot Great Dane. Oh yeah.
• 26:01
  He is a Great Dane, yeah. Yeah, he's a Great Dane, so he's
• 26:04
  already huge. And he's 7 feet tall.
• 26:07
  That's huge. Did I tell you the other time
• 26:09
  when I was at a pool? Stood up he would be like 14
• 26:12
  feet tall. I was at a pool and this place
• 26:15
  had they had a Great Dane and they had a French Bulldog and
• 26:21
  the Great Dane just ran from the house straight on me and I'm
• 26:26
  like right next to the pool and I see it happening and sprinted.
• 26:30
  But then and I like I had nowhere to go, you know, into
• 26:33
  the pool or just so I put like my pole in front of me, sprinted
• 26:37
  at me and then stopped right, right when I got to me.
• 26:40
  And then right then the owner, the the wife of the house, super
• 26:45
  hot shout out. She she she's like, and then
• 26:50
  what? And then, well, I just hear that
• 26:52
  first time I and she's yelling at the greater and then what are
• 26:55
  you going to do? Because she knew that like it
• 26:57
  was just going to bark, but it's not actually like mean and and
• 27:01
  then she's like, sorry about that.
• 27:03
  And then just like brought it inside but.
• 27:04
  Yeah, they're big goofballs. I know, but I mean, no matter
• 27:08
  how much you know about a great day and it's sprinting at you
• 27:10
  and you got. Oh, they're huge.
• 27:11
  I know it's not yours like but I I literally fight or flight came
• 27:16
  in and it was just freeze time 'cause I had nowhere to go.
• 27:19
  I couldn't fight or flight. It is fight flight or freeze
• 27:23
  that is. And they talk about that like in
• 27:25
  therapy and stuff like your subconscious responses or like
• 27:28
  the modes you get into fight or flight mode.
• 27:30
  But freeze is also one. Yeah, what about?
• 27:36
  What did you pick? Mickey Mouse?
• 27:37
  Yeah, I'll whoop that ass. Jesus Christ dude I I just lead
• 27:48
  him into a mousetrap homie. Come get these hands.
• 27:52
  Oh, Oh my God. Dude, box those ears.
• 27:57
  Therapy question #3 you're being hunted.
• 28:01
  Your protector is Kevin Hart with one week of training or
• 28:06
  Pete Davidson. But he's high.
• 28:08
  He's relapsed on a relapse. Probably Pete Davidson, but he's
• 28:14
  high. He'd be hyper, he'd be hyper,
• 28:16
  acute. He'd be in tuned with everything
• 28:18
  around him. Hyper acute.
• 28:21
  I just heard I just. He'd be like, he'd be all
• 28:24
  paranoid as shit. He'd be all over.
• 28:25
  He'd think everybody, he'd be protecting you.
• 28:27
  He'd be suspicious of everything and everyone, 'cause he'd be
• 28:31
  like, oh, I don't know, man. I don't trust that guy.
• 28:33
  He'd keep you safe. He wouldn't let anybody get near
• 28:36
  you. That sounds like the that boy
• 28:37
  that called Wolf. Then you don't.
• 28:38
  You don't. Know Kevin Hart would be like
• 28:39
  Mickey Mouse, but he has hands like somebody's going to get
• 28:42
  through them. I feel like Kevin Hart though,
• 28:44
  is like, can you know he can do anything mediocre?
• 28:51
  Pete Davidson, like whip him with his big Dick or something
• 28:54
  and. Not I I got a clip of Pete
• 28:55
  Davidson's like podcast with like the on YouTube video one
• 28:59
  with him and MGK and they were telling a story about how they
• 29:01
  were like, like tricks tricked a security guard to to or somebody
• 29:06
  to go get something so that they could go into a koi pond in
• 29:10
  someone's backyard on mushrooms. So I don't know, dude, I don't
• 29:13
  know if I want this dude running security.
• 29:18
  He's like, I don't know, a 6th grade boy, I guess.
• 29:24
  So is Kevin Hart. Yeah, what are you talking
• 29:27
  about? Like Kevin Hart.
• 29:28
  Kevin Hart's a mess. I know, but I mean the brothers
• 29:32
  are usually hired as security guards, right?
• 29:37
  Yeah, I mean, from what we saw with Jasmine Crockett, sometimes
• 29:39
  the brothers aren't who they say they are, so.
• 29:41
  But we know Kevin Hart is who he says he.
• 29:43
  Is I know Pete Davidson, you know, his dad was a died in
• 29:46
  9/11. That's true.
• 29:47
  And that's that's all. He's a patriot.
• 29:49
  That's all I need to know. True, I like patriots that don't
• 29:52
  die in 9/11. Jesus Christ.
• 30:01
  I like the firefighters who made it out.
• 30:05
  Dude, this is the culture warden.
• 30:07
  This is the culture. Welcome to the manosphere.
• 30:11
  No, don't. Absolutely not.
• 30:14
  No, not the manosphere. Yeah, do.
• 30:19
  You watch that? Do you watch that Louis Theroux
• 30:21
  documentary or he interviewed all those like Red pill people?
• 30:25
  I I saw it, I was about to click on it but I I didn't.
• 30:29
  You need to watch it. There's so funny, there's such
• 30:32
  tools. They're all such tools.
• 30:34
  It's crazy. You watch them ruin one dude's
• 30:37
  like relationship in real time. Like just just interviewing his
• 30:41
  girlfriend dude. These guys almost the manosphere
• 30:44
  almost ruins my my relationships before they even happen.
• 30:49
  Just from just telling someone that I Co host a podcast.
• 30:53
  I it used to be like like everybody does, which was weird
• 30:57
  because I don't know anybody else who does like personally,
• 31:00
  but then also now it's like, oh, are you toxic?
• 31:05
  And I'm like, no, no, no, trust me.
• 31:06
  No. Just because there's another
• 31:10
  Andrew Schultz in the manosphere does not mean that this Andrew
• 31:13
  Schultz is toxic. Yeah.
• 31:16
  And we also started the podcast before him, so there will be a
• 31:20
  lawsuit. Oh, OK.
• 31:24
  Allegedly also I'm I'm I'm with withholding the lawsuit because
• 31:28
  we're in negotiations just like we're in negotiations with Iran.
• 31:31
  So I'm going to not blow up their power plants.
• 31:39
  Therapy question #4 Final therapy question.
• 31:42
  You have to date one Someone who posts everything you do, or
• 31:47
  someone who never acknowledges you publicly.
• 31:51
  I have to date one of them. Those are brutal.
• 31:55
  Thank you. I mean, post everything you do,
• 31:58
  I feel like that would be more normal than somebody who doesn't
• 32:02
  acknowledge you publicly. That's pretty wild.
• 32:06
  I know I couldn't deal with that.
• 32:08
  That'd be that would drive you nuts.
• 32:11
  Unless it was, unless it was like, you know, Scarlett
• 32:13
  Johansson or or Amanda Seyfried. And then 'cause.
• 32:16
  Then it'd be like. Then it's like basically an.
• 32:18
  Affair, right? Then it's on the sneak tip.
• 32:21
  Yeah, yeah. But as someone who posts,
• 32:24
  everything you do would be so fucking annoying.
• 32:29
  Like whatever, I see dudes and it's like I gotta take these
• 32:32
  pictures of my girl by the pool while she does all these poses.
• 32:35
  Like I couldn't do that either. I'm like I'm.
• 32:38
  Like now, get over it. Get over yourself.
• 32:41
  Yeah, the my homeboy, he was my pledge brother and my
• 32:46
  fraternity. But he's also, he started the
• 32:49
  League of Dorks, 16 team league fantasy football fantasy.
• 32:52
  I've been in for 16 years, 15 years.
• 32:55
  He's the he's one of the commissioners and his wife was
• 32:57
  an influencer and, and then started her own swimwear line
• 33:03
  and then skin care line. And, and yeah, he's getting
• 33:08
  roasted quite often for being the cameraman.
• 33:12
  Yeah, I mean, that would disturb me nuts.
• 33:15
  I mean, she is she's not like obnoxious with it like she like
• 33:18
  actually like has a plan, but it but it's part of it.
• 33:21
  Like she is her social media and her it's like part of the
• 33:25
  branding. So she does have to do that and
• 33:30
  it would definitely be annoying, but.
• 33:32
  Yeah, I mean, she's getting paid to do it at this point, which is
• 33:35
  different. Right, right.
• 33:36
  And so. It's people who aren't getting
• 33:38
  paid to do it and that's what they do is weird, right That's.
• 33:41
  What I'm saying that that's the difference, yeah.
• 33:44
  That would be obnoxious. They'd get tired really tiresome
• 33:47
  really quickly. Right.
• 33:50
  The other one, it's like you're helping her out with her
• 33:51
  business. Yeah, I mean, the other one,
• 33:54
  it's like hell yeah, girl. We just don't like to give them
• 33:56
  shit though. But.
• 33:58
  Yeah, but I mean, yeah, But I mean, you know, he's got it
• 34:00
  coming. He's a cameraman.
• 34:01
  Yeah, he, he tried to, he tried to make a trade with me towards
• 34:04
  the end of the deadline last year, last season.
• 34:08
  And I asked for a percentage and her swimwear line called Tan
• 34:13
  Lines shout out. I was like, I want, I want a 2%
• 34:17
  stake in Tan Lines. We'll make that deal happen
• 34:19
  right now. All right, We're done with
• 34:22
  therapy questions. We are on to the articles of the
• 34:25
  day. First one is about the TSA,
• 34:28
  Joseph. Well, before we get into this,
• 34:31
  do we want to talk about some Iran shit since we don't really
• 34:34
  have Iran, since we don't really have it in notes.
• 34:36
  I mean, there's a lot of goofy shit going on again.
• 34:39
  I mean, just, I was just, yeah, it's insane like that.
• 34:47
  Exactly what I was just alluding to right there where he said
• 34:49
  that he'll hit the power plants and then he realized like the
• 34:52
  stock market or the price of oil in the markets just going to is
• 34:55
  freaking, freaking the fuck out. So he has to somehow back away
• 34:58
  from that. And so he says that they're
• 35:00
  negotiating and then Ron's like, no, we're not.
• 35:02
  And he's like, yeah, yeah, we're negotiating.
• 35:04
  So I'm not going to do that. And then I they're.
• 35:06
  Like they're like what, negotiating with them yourself?
• 35:09
  It's insane. This whole thing is.
• 35:11
  Well, just I know like the fact that that anybody trusted this
• 35:15
  dude to do anything and that like, let alone knowing that
• 35:18
  he's in charge of the motherfucking military that
• 35:20
  like, it's just crazy, dude. I was talking to somebody today
• 35:24
  and I was, they were like, oh, well, you think that not doing
• 35:29
  anything is better than what we're doing now?
• 35:31
  I was like, yes. What do you mean not doing
• 35:33
  anything like there was no. Why are we there?
• 35:36
  They've yet to explain it to us. Why are we there?
• 35:38
  Is it ballistic missiles? Is it the nuclear program that
• 35:41
  we obliterated months ago? Is it regime change?
• 35:45
  What is it? Dude?
• 35:48
  They they can't tell us. OK, don't don't yell at me and
• 35:51
  Joseph for for saying that this is a bad idea.
• 35:54
  They don't even know what why they're there.
• 35:58
  Where? Where are the rest of the
• 35:59
  Epstein files y'all? The whole thing is so stupid,
• 36:03
  right? There's nothing like imminent
• 36:06
  that that made us do this, unless you're going to agree
• 36:10
  with what Rubio said, which is like, I mean, I don't know, Like
• 36:13
  it sounded right because why would Rubio say this?
• 36:15
  Because Trump said it. What Rubio was saying was not
• 36:18
  true. And that's how you know, it's
• 36:19
  probably true. It's because Trump's fucking
• 36:21
  trying to deny it. But he said that Israel was
• 36:23
  going to attack Iran and then Iran was going to hit our bases
• 36:27
  in the air in the region. And then and then we would have
• 36:30
  to get involved. So we just preemptively did
• 36:32
  that. So that's that's Israel leading
• 36:34
  us around. And what I'm fucking saying is,
• 36:37
  is that might be true because fucking Epstein files, who has
• 36:43
  it? Probably the Mossad.
• 36:45
  Mossad, probably, yeah. Blackmailing Trump now so
• 36:48
  whatever Putin had on Trump, like the compliment Trump at one
• 36:52
  point and I just you could just tell there was a shift realized
• 36:56
  that it it wasn't bad like it it didn't matter anymore right,
• 37:01
  like Putin, Putin didn't have the leverage.
• 37:03
  He's like that could come out and it's fine.
• 37:04
  He's like I just tried to attack the motherfucking capital and I
• 37:07
  got re elected. Fuck you.
• 37:09
  However, Epstein files seems like a whole different fucking
• 37:12
  ball of wax and we all think there's rumors about Epstein in
• 37:16
  the in the Mossad. We know Gillane Maxwell's dad
• 37:19
  was in the Mossad. He had the ex Prime Minister
• 37:21
  staying at his townhouse at Epstein did.
• 37:24
  So the fact that and the Epstein files exist and the Mossad is
• 37:29
  the massage putting putting motherfucker booby traps and
• 37:32
  walkie talkies, you know, so of course they had it.
• 37:36
  And then they're they probably going to use that to Trump, you
• 37:38
  know, and then so it's like, who's the motherfucking
• 37:41
  superpower? Well, it's like, well, Israel
• 37:44
  wanted to attack them, so we had to.
• 37:46
  It's like, no, you just tell Israel to fuck off and don't do
• 37:48
  it. That's usually how that works.
• 37:50
  Why wouldn't it work this case? Because they, they know, you
• 37:53
  know the motherfucking child sex abuse content with Trump
• 37:59
  involved in it is going to come out if you don't do this.
• 38:03
  Well, I think it's going to come out at some point eventually.
• 38:05
  Right, but, but. Like we know because we they did
• 38:07
  say that there was a a data breach where all of that
• 38:11
  information was stolen of 100. Joseph's frozen on my end.
• 38:23
  No. Oh, OK, No, that there was 500
• 38:28
  terabytes of stolen Epstein file material.
• 38:33
  The original unedited, unredacted files were stolen
• 38:37
  from the FBI in 2023. And so some, that's what we were
• 38:41
  saying before, is like, it's wild that somebody out there, it
• 38:44
  could be the Mossad, but somebody has 500 terabytes of
• 38:48
  unredacted Epstein files. They deleted all of the files,
• 38:53
  then the FBI had to recover it. They only got 400 terabytes
• 38:56
  back. So whoever stole this data
• 39:00
  originally has 100 terabytes of information that allegedly the
• 39:04
  FBI doesn't have any more. But it's got to be terrible
• 39:09
  since if you know, if you know that person has it and they're
• 39:12
  blackmailing you with it, then you would just say whatever it
• 39:16
  is. And then it takes away the power
• 39:18
  of the blackmailer. But it must be so bad that you
• 39:21
  can't say what it is that you have to play ball with whatever
• 39:24
  is going on. And it's more than likely the
• 39:26
  massage. And it could be Iran.
• 39:27
  Iran could also be somebody who has copies of this information.
• 39:32
  They, they were pretty. They're pretty.
• 39:36
  If they did, then they would be motherfucking using it.
• 39:37
  At what point do you use it? You wait for the supreme leader
• 39:40
  to, you know, to get marked. You know, like when you know,
• 39:45
  it's like the leverage you you're losing leverage triggered
• 39:49
  like. I wonder if there was some?
• 39:52
  Crazy one. Think about how bad they. 5
• 39:54
  battles for the Epstein files. Like some James Bond Mission
• 39:57
  Impossible shit. Like, you know where somebody's
• 40:00
  I don't? Understand why there's only
• 40:02
  needs to be 1. You don't know you know how to
• 40:04
  make a copy. No, why?
• 40:06
  I know, I'm just saying whoever would have the original list or
• 40:11
  whoever had the original documents and compiled all of
• 40:14
  it. Like so if the FBI had 500 gigs
• 40:16
  and it disappears, that's crazy. That's a Mission Impossible
• 40:19
  type. Shit, well, and then just think
• 40:20
  about that to hire a shit ton of lawyers to, to go through all
• 40:23
  this to redact it, you know, after the Congress passed the
• 40:26
  bill, it's like, do you trust the the Trump administration to
• 40:29
  vet who they're hiring you? You can't sneak at like a
• 40:32
  fucking, you know, secret agent in as one of the lawyers here to
• 40:35
  redact and just boop, you know, But The thing is, I you know,
• 40:41
  it, it's like such an insane, it's like you're risking like it
• 40:46
  was just an individual person. You know, it's like, it's like
• 40:49
  you don't even know. Like it's kind of like stealing.
• 40:52
  Like I remember I was going to steal those Picasso's, but then
• 40:54
  we realized like, what are we going to do with them?
• 40:56
  You know, like we don't know how to sell these two.
• 40:58
  Like it's like, and it's like, OK, you got the Epstein files,
• 41:01
  but like, how do you use this to your advantage without getting
• 41:05
  murdered before? You know, 'cause there's so many
• 41:08
  elements involved. There's so many people like,
• 41:10
  like it's so fraught with like just insaneness that.
• 41:16
  But if you were a intelligence agency like the massage, then
• 41:19
  you you know exactly how to fucking do it.
• 41:22
  Yeah, well, it's, you know, like Mission Impossible type shit
• 41:24
  like the knock list, and we got a list of people that we're
• 41:27
  going to download and we got to get rid of.
• 41:29
  Like, yeah, no, this shit's crazy.
• 41:31
  So I'm sure there was some something to that effect going
• 41:34
  on. Yeah, like, OK, so just take
• 41:36
  take like the massage or the it'll.
• 41:37
  Be the hottest ticket item in the world would be the the
• 41:40
  information in the Epstein files could destroy the whole.
• 41:43
  We could bring everything burning to the ground.
• 41:47
  Pam Audi said that Underoath as she was telling us that the Dow
• 41:51
  is at $50,000 'cause that's a lot of money.
• 41:56
  The Dow The Dow is at 50,000. I think she said dollars that
• 42:04
  that's why I make fun of her 'cause it's like points, you
• 42:06
  know? $1000.
• 42:08
  And it's just not. And why are you laughing?
• 42:12
  Crazy. But she, yeah, didn't she say
• 42:14
  like it would bring down the whole entire system if we
• 42:17
  released, you know, it was like. Yeah, when they say shit.
• 42:20
  Like that? Released the files.
• 42:23
  You understand that this would go this would be scorched earth,
• 42:26
  right? Not a single person would
• 42:28
  survive if we release the information in those files.
• 42:32
  I think she means like in the administration, 'cause they're
• 42:34
  all the. Fucking no.
• 42:34
  I know I'm, I'm just saying that they're just saying these
• 42:37
  apocalyptic phrases about really.
• 42:40
  But it's making. But it's making people want them
• 42:43
  to release it more. It's like she thinks like that.
• 42:45
  That's like like, oh, OK, no, it's like, yes, that's our
• 42:48
  point. It's we need to get these
• 42:49
  motherfuckers out of here, dude, like.
• 42:51
  You look at those, you have a 20% chance of going blind.
• 42:54
  Everybody knows that. Oh.
• 42:56
  And then Trump's immediate. Trump immediately looks then
• 42:59
  yeah, I mean fucking like it's an eclipse.
• 43:01
  And he's just like, let me see, He's like.
• 43:04
  Oh, it's gonna. Sorry, it's going to burn my
• 43:08
  eyes. Let me look at it right now.
• 43:09
  Nobody's ever looked at an eclipse, but it was me.
• 43:13
  My mom was just telling me this story again where her and her
• 43:15
  sisters went to magic gory and they looked at the sun for like
• 43:18
  20 minutes straight because the virgin mother protects their
• 43:21
  eyes. And we were just talking about,
• 43:22
  I was like, you understand how insane that is?
• 43:24
  And then she's like, look it up. It's called the miracle of the
• 43:26
  sun and magic gory. She's like, and I'm like, I'm
• 43:29
  like, what? Is she just insane?
• 43:31
  Dude? I'm like OK.
• 43:35
  I've looked at the Sun for 20 minutes.
• 43:37
  Straight, no, no sunglasses. Then I was like what did it look
• 43:41
  like? Couldn't get an answer.
• 43:45
  That's a terrible idea. No shit but.
• 43:48
  She was OK. Yeah.
• 43:52
  Maybe it's true. Right, but do you think it's the
• 43:55
  virgin mother? Yeah.
• 43:58
  Obviously. Or do you think it's just like a
• 44:00
  weird natural like? Atmospheric thing, right?
• 44:06
  And had like location on earth or something.
• 44:08
  Yeah, probably more likely that, but you know, let's let, let's
• 44:12
  let her have her. Day travellers are facing the
• 44:15
  longest TASA wait times in history.
• 44:20
  The Tia the Transportation Security Administration is
• 44:23
  expecting though is experiencing the longest wait times in its 24
• 44:27
  year history because of of the ongoing partial shutdown.
• 44:32
  The agency's deputy administrator, Hanwen McNeil,
• 44:37
  told the House Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday wait
• 44:41
  times at some major airports have exceeded 4 hours, and
• 44:45
  employees at those airports are calling out of work at rates of
• 44:48
  40 to 50%. McNeil told members of the
• 44:51
  committee if this partial government shutdown continues
• 44:54
  into Friday, TSA will have missed almost 1 billion in
• 44:58
  paychecks since it began. This level of disruption is
• 45:04
  unprecedented, unacceptable and significantly undermines the
• 45:08
  security of the US transportation systems, she
• 45:11
  said. Continue on.
• 45:14
  McNeil said employees are unable to pay their utility bills and
• 45:17
  services are being shut off. As a result, they're receiving
• 45:21
  eviction notices, sleeping in their cars and selling selling
• 45:24
  their blood and plasma to make ends meet.
• 45:27
  More than 480 employees have quit since the legal since the
• 45:30
  shutdown began. She said paying these dedicated
• 45:33
  employees for the work they are performing should never be a
• 45:37
  point of debate. Additionally, there have been a
• 45:40
  500% increase in assaults against TSA officers since the
• 45:44
  shutdown began. Legal action will be pursued in
• 45:48
  these incidents. 500% increase in assaults against TSA Well.
• 45:53
  I mean, how many are there really?
• 45:57
  No, yeah, there was like one, Yeah.
• 45:59
  Another's 5. Like, like, Oh my God. 500% TSA.
• 46:06
  Like TSA assault, sexually assaulting me.
• 46:08
  Like just like grabbing my Dick all the time.
• 46:10
  Yeah, dude, sorry you're not getting paid to grab my junk.
• 46:13
  TSA may may have to close smaller airports due to
• 46:17
  understaffing, she said, and she worries the agency will continue
• 46:21
  to lose officers two more steady jobs and failed to attract new
• 46:26
  talent. McNeil said it takes four to six
• 46:29
  months to train ATSA officer to work checkpoints, meaning new
• 46:32
  hires won't be able to work when several FIFA World Cup matches
• 46:36
  will begin across the country starting in June.
• 46:39
  TSA is expecting different, anticipating 6 to 10 million
• 46:43
  additional passengers for the tournament.
• 46:47
  I I think they're overshooting that when they say 6 to 10
• 46:49
  million people are coming here for the World Cup.
• 46:52
  People are scared to fucking come here.
• 46:54
  Right. I mean, that's yeah, I'm, I'm
• 46:56
  curious to see how, how. It's like how that goes.
• 46:59
  Yeah, the the stadiums will be full, 'cause if the people don't
• 47:03
  travel to come to the games, then they're just gonna like,
• 47:06
  sell them. They're gonna be corporate.
• 47:07
  No, I know that. I just want to.
• 47:08
  I just but yeah, like if I I wouldn't come here.
• 47:12
  Like I remember there was this house that I used to when I was
• 47:18
  a Pullman. It used to be a TikTok
• 47:20
  influencer from the hype house's house.
• 47:21
  And then he sold it to his family in Denmark and they
• 47:24
  hadn't like moved in yet. Like they were getting like
• 47:27
  stuff ready still in Denmark. They would come and like visit.
• 47:30
  So like I met him and stuff. But then like they were like
• 47:32
  about to move and then and then it didn't.
• 47:36
  It didn't happen. And it was right when Trump got
• 47:40
  re elected, right? Yeah.
• 47:44
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 47:45
  And and I was wondering if that, you know, if they're like, do
• 47:49
  we, you know, are we sure we want to move there?
• 47:54
  Yeah, I mean, that's just, I think you run the risk of like
• 47:58
  just getting scooped up even if you travelled here illegally.
• 48:01
  Yeah, exactly. Like I'm like even thinking
• 48:03
  about, well, I don't know, like not for me probably, but like
• 48:08
  just travelling out of the country and then even as this
• 48:11
  American system then coming back, like not like what happens
• 48:13
  out there, but just like having to come through customs again.
• 48:18
  It'll be scary. Democrats and Republicans point
• 48:21
  the figure about fingers about who's close it causing the
• 48:24
  shutdown. Both parties have been unable to
• 48:26
  agree on funding for the US Immigration and Customs
• 48:29
  Enforcement, which, like TSA, is under the Department of Homeland
• 48:33
  Security umbrella. Democrats have claimed ICE is
• 48:37
  overfunded. Officers use unnecessary
• 48:40
  physical force. Meanwhile, Republicans have
• 48:42
  asserted that the US is facing increased terroristic threats
• 48:46
  and that ICE has been undoing immigrant lack, is undoing LAX
• 48:51
  immigration policies in place from, of course, Joe Biden.
• 48:57
  We're here because we're cleaning up a mess that is on a
• 48:59
  level and a scale that is unfathomable, said
• 49:02
  Representative August Pfluger, a Texas Republican.
• 49:06
  President Trump has had to clean up a mess that is on the scale
• 49:10
  that was unthinkable. Several Democrats also condemned
• 49:16
  a decision by former Secretary Christy Gnome to NTS as
• 49:21
  collective bargaining agreement in 2025.
• 49:24
  At the time, the agency said it was ending.
• 49:26
  The agreement removes bureaucratic hurdles that will
• 49:29
  strengthen workforce agility, enhance productivity and
• 49:35
  resiliency, while also jumps jump starting innovation.
• 49:41
  On behalf of the 4047 thousand TSA officers our union
• 49:46
  represents, I think the court for stepping in to prevent the
• 49:49
  administration from ripping up their union contract again.
• 49:53
  I mean, TSA people have been treated like shit for a while.
• 49:56
  It's a tough job, it's not easy and you got to deal with people
• 49:59
  at their worst because they're traveling, not getting paid.
• 50:03
  I don't blame them for not going into work.
• 50:06
  Republicans control all three phases of government.
• 50:09
  And what's, what's wild is they could do through reconciliation.
• 50:13
  So they could vote then through reconciliation, they could fund
• 50:16
  ICE. I have already funded no, but
• 50:20
  I'm well, but like they could fund the Department of Homeland
• 50:22
  Security. So they could fund them separate
• 50:25
  if they did with only 51 votes, if they did it in
• 50:28
  reconciliations, if they agreed to a bill to, to to fund the
• 50:32
  TSA. But they're refusing to agree to
• 50:34
  any negotiations with Democrats at all.
• 50:37
  Right. But they don't even need They
• 50:38
  don't even. It doesn't have to be through
• 50:40
  reconciliation because the Democrats have already brought a
• 50:43
  bill on the floor to fund the TSA.
• 50:45
  No, no, no, multiple, multiple bills.
• 50:46
  And then they've even said where that we could agree to this bill
• 50:50
  and then that doesn't include funding for ICE, for ICE, and we
• 50:54
  could get the ICE funding. Which is just additional funding
• 50:57
  for ICE because ICE got a like billions of dollars in the big
• 51:00
  shitty. Bill so they could, so they
• 51:02
  could do that through reconciliation and they're not
• 51:04
  even agreeing to do. That I know, but the like the
• 51:07
  reconciliation is meaningless, has nothing to do with it.
• 51:09
  They can just do it period. Like the reconciliation just
• 51:12
  means that you're not, it's not going to affect the budget like
• 51:16
  amount that's in the budget. So it's like if you're, if, if
• 51:20
  this bill is going to cost 100 bucks, then you need to make
• 51:22
  sure offset it 100 bucks to do it and that way.
• 51:25
  And then if that's true, then you you don't need a or a
• 51:28
  filibuster can't be put in there.
• 51:30
  So that's what we mean by just a 51, which should be normally
• 51:33
  it's just all you need is 51 votes for anything.
• 51:36
  But it's now it's like with the system we have, it's like people
• 51:40
  from the other party will filibuster, then you need 60.
• 51:43
  So it doesn't matter. The Democrats will vote for to
• 51:45
  fund the TSA they've they want to to do.
• 51:47
  It no, I know it's just everything.
• 51:49
  It's just ice that they want to change.
• 51:50
  They said they're over funded so they don't want to do so.
• 51:53
  And Republicans are saying, no, we're not going to just fund
• 51:56
  TSA. It has to be with ICE as well.
• 51:59
  And that's that's why nothing's gotten done, however, because
• 52:03
  ICE had already gotten other money from the big beautiful
• 52:05
  bill. In reality and in Homeland
• 52:08
  Security, ICE is the only one that actually is funded.
• 52:11
  So they're not getting paid at the TSA.
• 52:13
  They're not getting paid at what's the other parts of
• 52:15
  Homeland Security? It's the TSA.
• 52:17
  It's like cyber, I think. And there's something else
• 52:22
  beside just besides ICE and the TSA.
• 52:25
  Like ATF? And I mean, it could be like,
• 52:30
  but it doesn't matter. The point is all of the one that
• 52:32
  they end, but they matter, right?
• 52:34
  Like the other ones like, yeah, so every like Department of
• 52:38
  Homeland Security is not getting funded except for ICE.
• 52:42
  So that's to me, that's kind of like the that's the sticky or
• 52:45
  that's the weird part of this, like where it's like, yeah, the
• 52:49
  Democrats are standing up not wanting to fund ICE.
• 52:51
  And then the downside is that in the mean, in the meantime, TSA
• 52:54
  is not getting funded, but ISIS actually is funded.
• 52:59
  So now, now it's kind of like, well.
• 53:01
  What? Yeah, they just had a bigger
• 53:02
  budget, so the. Right, so now.
• 53:04
  Money to play with. Right.
• 53:05
  So now really it's just like we're just not paying the people
• 53:10
  in TSA and everybody else in Homeland Security.
• 53:13
  So we don't give ICE more money, but the ICE is still out there,
• 53:17
  like terrorizing the country. You know this.
• 53:19
  Is what happened before with like the air traffic controllers
• 53:23
  you see whenever stuff has starts affecting travel, they'll
• 53:26
  start figuring stuff out. Well, travel's been is affected,
• 53:29
  dude, and then also it's going to get way more the fuck
• 53:33
  expensive because gas you know, I.
• 53:37
  Mean do you would? Do you want to see the Democrats
• 53:39
  cave to just fund TSA or staying firm?
• 53:43
  They, well, I wish that they'd like thought about how this, how
• 53:46
  this is going to actually, you know, play out in reality and,
• 53:51
  you know, cause 'cause again, like this shutdown of Homeland
• 53:55
  Security hasn't stopped ICE at all, No.
• 53:57
  See, I think though, that it's smart that they can, I think
• 54:01
  they can stay fast steadfast for quite a while because there's
• 54:05
  such bad optics with this war in Iran and the gas prices that
• 54:09
  normally if this was the biggest thing going on right now, the
• 54:12
  Democrats would be getting raked over the coals for the fact that
• 54:17
  the airports are being slow and there'd be a way to spin it.
• 54:20
  But there's so much bad press going around, so many things
• 54:23
  that are going on on the right, the right side of the aisle.
• 54:27
  But I think this is something they could stay, stick to their
• 54:30
  guns with and get away with it for a while just cause the
• 54:33
  optics are so bad across the aisle.
• 54:36
  There's so many bad things that are going on or things that are
• 54:39
  not viewed in the highest light on the right side of the aisle
• 54:43
  that you know. They're like they're stacking up
• 54:46
  to where. Yeah, yeah, it's.
• 54:47
  Like it'd be like a part of the story.
• 54:49
  It's like 4 to one, yeah. Right.
• 54:51
  Well, they're stacking up. So it's like instead of like
• 54:54
  Republicans being able to spend this on the Democrats, it's
• 54:56
  like, well, you know, you guys are running the government.
• 54:58
  All the you know, you're going to run, you know, gas price.
• 55:01
  We don't want to fund. We don't want to fund.
• 55:03
  We don't want to fund it because you guys killed that VA, that VA
• 55:07
  nurse and shot that mom the ice. So like there's been like you
• 55:11
  guys well. It's not even like that, they
• 55:13
  won't fund it, they just want reforms before.
• 55:15
  Exactly, that's why they want the reforms.
• 55:17
  And their basic Their body cameras don't wear masks.
• 55:20
  Body cams, no masks. They it's, you know, they have
• 55:24
  to go through a process for warrants.
• 55:26
  They can't expedite warrants and a bunch of other stuff.
• 55:28
  It can't be an administrative warrant, which is literally just
• 55:31
  somebody in ICE saying, yeah, here's a warrant.
• 55:33
  It has to be from a judge. You know, it's called the law.
• 55:35
  Yeah, doing things that, yeah, the way they should have been
• 55:38
  done the whole time. I mean, that's basically what
• 55:41
  they're stuck on. The right says no, Democrats say
• 55:43
  yes. There you go, just seeing
• 55:51
  Republicans represented. Delia Ramirez, a Democrat
• 55:54
  representing Illinois, said so. So when you're acting here like
• 55:58
  you give a darn about our TSA officers, stop with the
• 56:02
  hypocrisy, which is true. They don't care.
• 56:04
  They don't care if they get paid or not.
• 56:06
  I mean what's I mean, I guess if there is there a bat back
• 56:09
  paycheck? Yeah, no, I was part of the last
• 56:13
  shutdown where because Trump was threatening to anybody who
• 56:17
  called out sick and ETSA person that they wouldn't get paid, you
• 56:21
  know, the back pay. But typically, but that's one of
• 56:24
  the IT used to be one of those like norms, you know, it's like
• 56:27
  after the fact, you know, I really agree.
• 56:28
  It's like, yeah, let's fucking pay them, you know.
• 56:30
  But after this, the shutdown that we of the entire government
• 56:34
  that we just had the longest shutdown in American history,
• 56:38
  they put in new laws to if there's another shutdown that
• 56:44
  these, and then they carved out certain departments that
• 56:48
  guarantee that they get funded or they get their back pay when
• 56:52
  it's over. You know, I think I like, I know
• 56:55
  that that's was the plan. I don't know, I couldn't like
• 56:58
  tell you what the bill was called or who did it, blah,
• 57:00
  blah, blah. So maybe it didn't go through,
• 57:02
  but I'm pretty sure that they implemented that because both
• 57:04
  Republicans and Democrats didn't want that to be fucked with
• 57:07
  anymore because it takes away it, you know, if they wanted to
• 57:10
  do a shutdown, it makes it harder for both sides where it's
• 57:13
  like, you know, they just, they're so like stubborn, but
• 57:17
  they both want to do like fund these important things like the
• 57:20
  military. Like the military, you know, I
• 57:22
  think it's one of them. It's like, OK, we're going to
• 57:23
  make sure the military gets paid even when there's a shutdown.
• 57:26
  And I think TSA was part of that, the back pay part.
• 57:34
  OK article #2 We talked about this a few weeks ago.
• 57:38
  Jury, Jury finds Meta and Google negligent and social media harms
• 57:43
  trial California jury on Wednesday found that Meta and
• 57:47
  Google were to blame for the depression and anxiety of a
• 57:50
  woman who compulsively used social media as a small child,
• 57:54
  awarding her 6 million in a rare verdict holding Silicon Valley
• 57:58
  accountable for its role in fueling a youth mental health
• 58:02
  crisis. The jurors conducted that
• 58:05
  concluded that Meta and Google should pay the woman 3 million
• 58:08
  in compensation and damages plus 3 million in punitive damages,
• 58:13
  with Meta on the hook for 70% of that amount.
• 58:17
  While the financial punishment is been a school for companies
• 58:20
  each worth trillions of dollars, the decision is still
• 58:23
  consequential. It represents the first time a
• 58:25
  jury found that a social media app could be treated as a
• 58:28
  defective product for being engineered to exploit the
• 58:32
  developing brains of kids and teenagers.
• 58:36
  Who do you think about this? I mean that time 6,000,000
• 58:42
  though. 6,000,000. But what's less than a rounding
• 58:47
  year? You know, like Meta's spending
• 58:52
  like over $100 billion on AI infrastructure this year, and
• 58:58
  they're planning to lay off like a bunch of people so they could
• 59:02
  do that. And you know, that's 6,000,000.
• 59:06
  Yeah. And what they just lost, they
• 59:07
  just shut down the metaverse like Quest World thing that was
• 59:11
  like $80 billion or. Something you don't have to
• 59:13
  tell. You don't have to even bring
• 59:15
  that up. We all, we all heard the news.
• 59:16
  Now, I'm just kidding. Nobody knows what the fuck the
• 59:18
  metaverse is. But yeah, what?
• 59:21
  You know what was eighty $80 million he put into?
• 59:24
  It no. Billion.
• 59:24
  No, no. No 80 billion.
• 59:26
  Here, no, trust me. And that might be light.
• 59:29
  That might be light. Like whatever.
• 59:30
  Like he thought the Meta, but the metaverse was AI.
• 59:34
  Zuckerberg. That is what I'm talking about.
• 59:36
  Change the company's name to Meta.
• 59:40
  And so so everything at the way that these, you know, cut tech
• 59:44
  companies are behaving towards AI.
• 59:47
  That's what Facebook was or Meta.
• 59:49
  Facebook was doing towards the metaverse until AI like a year,
• 59:52
  you know, into it was like, and they're like, oh, but yeah, that
• 59:58
  that was if like, I mean, Facebook's recovered and it's a
• 1:00:03
  fucking cash volcano, dude. Like they're advertising shit.
• 1:00:06
  These print fucking money. So they've recovered since, but
• 1:00:12
  that would have been it. All time fuck up by any company
• 1:00:17
  is the pivot to the metaverse. It's like nobody wants to be,
• 1:00:21
  you know, in a fake play, like a fake virtual reality shit where
• 1:00:25
  like you don't have any legs, you know, whatever the fuck,
• 1:00:27
  like his shit was like you shouldn't say.
• 1:00:32
  And also, nobody wants to wear like fucking stupid glasses on
• 1:00:36
  their face, you know? This litigation is grown
• 1:00:39
  comparison to the legal crusade in the 90s Oven's Big Tobacco,
• 1:00:44
  which forced the industry to stop targeting minors with their
• 1:00:47
  advertising. Today's verdict is a referendum
• 1:00:51
  from a jury from an entire industry that accountability has
• 1:00:55
  arrived. Joseph Van Zandt, the Co the Co
• 1:00:58
  lead lawyer for the families and others among suing the others
• 1:01:02
  suing the social media companies.
• 1:01:06
  The lead trial lawyer for the plaintiff, Mark Lanier, conceded
• 1:01:10
  that the jury could have imposed greater financial penalty
• 1:01:13
  penalties on the companies. He's like Dan dude.
• 1:01:17
  You could have easily told that they owe more.
• 1:01:22
  Meta hit with 375 million in damages in separate New Mexico
• 1:01:27
  trial The verdict in Los Angeles came a day after a jury in a
• 1:01:31
  separate trial in New Mexico ordered Meta to pay 375,000,000
• 1:01:36
  for failing to protect young users from child predators on
• 1:01:38
  Instagram and Facebook. The New Mexico jury found Meta
• 1:01:42
  responsible for misleading customers about the safety of
• 1:01:45
  its platforms, declaring that the tech company had flat had
• 1:01:49
  flaunted, yeah, lied to the state about customer protection
• 1:01:55
  laws. Damn start getting hit hard 2000
• 1:02:04
  More pending lawsuits. Come on, Zach.
• 1:02:12
  I mean, it's about fucking time, dude.
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  Yeah article #3 Massive spring break crowd flees Florida
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  beaches. Takeover events cause chaos.
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  See, I don't understand this, these takeover things.
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  That was the stupidest shit ever.
• 1:02:35
  Like it looks really dumb. I remember before it was like
• 1:02:37
  take over a gas station and everybody like steals something
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  or take over a store and steal something.
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  But now it's just like, oh, we're about to take over this
• 1:02:45
  Arby's. Oh, we're about to go take over
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  the Jason's deli down the street and they just like just run
• 1:02:51
  around and act stupid as fuck. Well, apparently this has been
• 1:02:53
  going on a lot. I mean there was also the
• 1:02:56
  Houston rodeo. There was a black rodeo in
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  Houston that was like trending all over the place with all
• 1:03:02
  sorts of wild takeover ratchet type shit.
• 1:03:05
  There was these guys. Ticking over a rodeo.
• 1:03:08
  It sounds insane. There's an animal.
• 1:03:09
  But the rodeo took over Houston, so it was just wild shit all
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  over Houston. There is a.
• 1:03:13
  TikTok there was a little hall and back the fuck up.
• 1:03:16
  The black rodeo were the people taking shit over.
• 1:03:21
  They took the rodeo outside the corral.
• 1:03:24
  Crazy. There was a video trend on
• 1:03:29
  TikTok where it was like people posting themselves waking up
• 1:03:34
  with their like one night stand girl from Houston after the
• 1:03:37
  rodeo. Wow like crazy shit.
• 1:03:41
  Houston rodeo was black rodeo at the Houston in Houston as well.
• 1:03:44
  But spring break takeovers have started to overwhelm some
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  Florida cities and local officials.
• 1:03:49
  The massive gatherings are organized on social media and
• 1:03:52
  pose a danger because they are organized by promoters and the
• 1:03:55
  city is not aware of it. Daytona Beach Commissioner
• 1:03:58
  Commissioner Stacey Cantu said in Dayton Beach, Florida, a
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  large crowd presented for a so-called beach takeover event
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  that fled after hearing that. What they were what they thought
• 1:04:10
  were gunshots. It was people crushing water
• 1:04:13
  bottles to start a Stampede. What?
• 1:04:17
  That's stupid. Officials say more than 50
• 1:04:19
  deputies were in the middle of the crowd.
• 1:04:21
  No shots were fired during the incident.
• 1:04:23
  Well, this is dumb. Everybody got scared because
• 1:04:25
  someone stomped on a water bottle.
• 1:04:27
  No, they it sounded like they were doing it on purpose.
• 1:04:30
  Trying to make people think they got shot.
• 1:04:33
  The city of Date of Daytona Beach did not respond did
• 1:04:37
  respond to multiple shootings over the weekend.
• 1:04:39
  The Sheriff's Office reported more than 130 at arrests with
• 1:04:44
  full with full swing. Spring break VSO deputies made
• 1:04:49
  133 arrests in spring break crowds this weekend, the sheriff
• 1:04:53
  said in a post on the Facebook page.
• 1:04:55
  There were no shootings on the beach this weekend.
• 1:04:58
  Widespread videos posted online this weekend falsely claimed
• 1:05:02
  crowds were running from shots that were fired.
• 1:05:05
  But it is true. I mean, I don't know man, and
• 1:05:08
  maybe it's just me being an old man, but there's sometimes like
• 1:05:11
  where I'm just like it. It's weird going out in big ass
• 1:05:13
  loud, crowded spaces like that now.
• 1:05:16
  Like I couldn't imagine going to some big St. takeover.
• 1:05:20
  Bourbon Streets awkward as fuck. When I went to Bourbon Street, I
• 1:05:23
  was just like, it just seems like a shit show, you know?
• 1:05:29
  Yeah, I mean, like I went to New Orleans not that long ago for P
• 1:05:34
  JS wedding and the Uber driver wouldn't stop at red lights so
• 1:05:39
  we didn't get robbed. I was with sticky.
• 1:05:44
  Like I was like, whoa, it's red, red, red.
• 1:05:45
  She's sitting. It was the one.
• 1:05:46
  She's like, she's like, we don't stop there.
• 1:05:48
  I was like, what? And then Sticky's like he's
• 1:05:52
  like, yo, you want to just let's just have her drop us off here.
• 1:05:54
  We'll just go see if there's like a bar or something.
• 1:05:57
  I'm like, dude, she wouldn't even stop at the stop light
• 1:05:58
  because we were headed to your favorite casino, I think.
• 1:06:02
  Oh Sticky loves that Harris. Dude, that Harris sucks.
• 1:06:06
  It was like 2-3 in the morning like.
• 1:06:08
  Yeah, there's wild shit that goes on.
• 1:06:10
  Well, we we did end up there eventually, but yeah.
• 1:06:12
  He always does, yeah. Yeah, but yeah, she wouldn't.
• 1:06:17
  The Uber driver wouldn't stop but he wanted to get out at a
• 1:06:19
  random place we didn't know and it looks sketchy.
• 1:06:24
  Spring break restrictions Meanwhile, a marketing campaign
• 1:06:27
  in Fort Lauderdale doubled down on spring break restrictions.
• 1:06:31
  We talked about that a couple years ago on the pod where it
• 1:06:35
  was like there's curfew, you can't do this.
• 1:06:38
  There was like rules in certain cities in Florida restricting.
• 1:06:41
  So Fort Lauderdale doubled down on the spring break restrictions
• 1:06:45
  and officials in Miami Beach said they have been have been a
• 1:06:48
  success seen success from their new approach.
• 1:06:52
  This year, Miami is looking to attract a more health conscious
• 1:06:55
  crowd. OK.
• 1:06:59
  I mean, I mean, what people that are more health conscious in
• 1:07:01
  Miami Beach for a spring break this year?
• 1:07:04
  OK, maybe then change your. Crystals.
• 1:07:07
  Crystal conventions, Lunar seminars.
• 1:07:11
  What's wrong with that? Not that man.
• 1:07:13
  What? Are you hating for?
• 1:07:15
  And then sound therapy in the park.
• 1:07:18
  I love a sound bath I. Bet you do.
• 1:07:23
  Get my chakras aligned. On its website, the city
• 1:07:27
  announced regulations to keep visitors safe, including DUI
• 1:07:30
  enforcement, security checkpoints, to beach and to
• 1:07:33
  beach entrances on Ocean Drive. So there, if you go to get on,
• 1:07:39
  if you're on Ocean Drive and you're going to go to the beach
• 1:07:42
  in Miami, you got to go through a security check.
• 1:07:46
  Dude, small government, but they.
• 1:07:49
  Reported 21% fewer arrests compared to the same time last
• 1:07:53
  year. It's a good amount.
• 1:07:57
  Yeah, what's the explanation for that?
• 1:08:01
  But it's also weird as they say younger younger generation
• 1:08:05
  doesn't drink as much, doesn't do drugs as much and like party
• 1:08:09
  as much. So I feel like it's just like
• 1:08:11
  fucked up adults that are out there partying, like people that
• 1:08:15
  aren't in that. Because they don't do it as much
• 1:08:17
  doesn't mean that they don't do. It, you know, like I wonder what
• 1:08:19
  the age, the average age of a person arrested at spring break
• 1:08:22
  is, and then what that number looks like every year in
• 1:08:26
  comparison. And I feel like you might see a
• 1:08:28
  correlation where it's like the highest percent, like that
• 1:08:31
  number's like stuck and always rising because it's like 1
• 1:08:34
  demographic of people at this point.
• 1:08:36
  It's just like older millennials.
• 1:08:38
  And then, yeah, it's just like millennials as they get.
• 1:08:40
  Older. Yeah, it just follows them.
• 1:08:42
  This is the trend. Everybody who grew up with like
• 1:08:43
  MTV spring break. Yeah, hell yeah.
• 1:08:46
  MTV Spring Break was a great. I know what the fuck.
• 1:08:48
  Take us back to that time. That was a great time.
• 1:08:51
  It doesn't have to be MTV, whatever.
• 1:08:52
  Say what? Karaoke.
• 1:08:54
  Right. What are we doing?
• 1:08:56
  Just stuff, stuff like that, you know, like where it's, it's like
• 1:08:59
  a live like, you know. Spring Break singled out Oh my
• 1:09:04
  God. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:09:06
  The best? Shout out South Padre Island.
• 1:09:14
  Last article Melania Trump shares the spotlight with a
• 1:09:17
  robot at an education and technology event Did you see
• 1:09:21
  this video? It's super creepy.
• 1:09:23
  No, I'm looking at the picture though.
• 1:09:25
  It like walks out and it talks. It's like, hello, my name is
• 1:09:30
  Melania, Trump often commands. That, that robot is that that
• 1:09:33
  actually is that robot is what Melania Trump looks like outside
• 1:09:38
  of the OR inside of the skin suit.
• 1:09:40
  Yeah, that's like underneath the latex layer of skin she's
• 1:09:43
  wearing. And before she plugs in at night
• 1:09:48
  often, Melania Trump often commands the attention of any
• 1:09:51
  room she enters, but all eyes and cameras were trained on her
• 1:09:55
  humanoid companion. On Wednesday, the robot
• 1:09:58
  accompanied the first lady to the White House E Room for the
• 1:10:02
  final day of a summit where she had convened with counterparts
• 1:10:06
  from around the world. Through her Fostering the Future
• 1:10:09
  Together Global initiative, the group has been discussing ways
• 1:10:12
  to empower children using education, innovation,
• 1:10:15
  technology and AI. Melania Melania Trump and her
• 1:10:21
  and the humanoid walked slowly side by side along the red
• 1:10:24
  carpet from the opposite end of the hallway.
• 1:10:27
  The first lady paused just before entering the East Ring,
• 1:10:30
  while the robot walked to the table with a with the panelists
• 1:10:33
  and took up a position in the center of the room.
• 1:10:36
  It took a moment to scan the audience before speaking.
• 1:10:40
  Thank you First Lady Melania, for inviting me to the White
• 1:10:43
  House. It's an honor to be out
• 1:10:45
  fostering the Future Together's Global Initiative Global
• 1:10:49
  Coalition inaugural meeting, it said.
• 1:10:52
  I'm figure 03. The humanoid built for the
• 1:10:55
  United States of for the United States of America continued.
• 1:10:59
  I'm grateful to be part of this historic moment to empower
• 1:11:03
  children with technology and education.
• 1:11:07
  Welcome, it said before offering a similar greeting to the 10 and
• 1:11:10
  10 other languages. The robot then thanked everyone
• 1:11:14
  retraced it steps back down the red carpet.
• 1:11:16
  The first lady thank the robot for joining her, adding it's
• 1:11:20
  fair to state you're my first. You're my first American made
• 1:11:24
  humanoid guest in the White House.
• 1:11:30
  Wonder who built this thing? Is it an Elon Musk robot?
• 1:11:32
  It looks like a Musk robot. What makes you say that Musk
• 1:11:37
  doesn't have robots? Dude, I thought he was working
• 1:11:39
  on robots. Yeah, he was, you know he was.
• 1:11:41
  The last time they put him out there they it was remote control
• 1:11:44
  dude in the back. And then remember that that
• 1:11:46
  whippers had dressed up as what the robot would look like, just
• 1:11:49
  dancing. There's no actual robot.
• 1:11:52
  Yeah, it has his. What's it called?
• 1:11:57
  The reboken? What were we calling it?
• 1:12:01
  It was like the robo cab. Oh yeah.
• 1:12:04
  I forget that Roboken. Oh, Oh, no, no, no.
• 1:12:08
  It's a robot. Hoboken, NJ.
• 1:12:11
  I think it was like a roboven. Like Roboven, the Roboken, the
• 1:12:14
  Roboven. There's cogs, gears, flywheels
• 1:12:19
  everywhere. Line in the streets at Roboken.
• 1:12:22
  Something like that. They're not hard.
• 1:12:25
  Yeah, I know. I I was looking at my stock app
• 1:12:31
  that you know the one you have on your phone yesterday and I
• 1:12:34
  had Tesla as one of the saved one tickers on the just because
• 1:12:39
  it was in the beginning of the administration during doge.
• 1:12:41
  I just wanted to see how that thing was fluctuating but, and
• 1:12:45
  so I went and looked at it. It's insane dude.
• 1:12:48
  It's worth 1.4. Its market gap was $1.4
• 1:12:51
  trillion. Dude.
• 1:12:53
  It's like it's a shitty car company dude.
• 1:12:55
  What are we, what are the people doing?
• 1:12:57
  What are they doing? Is that like 400 + a share when
• 1:13:04
  it was at like 120 or something like you know?
• 1:13:07
  I think people are just holding out for whatever.
• 1:13:10
  OK. But like it literally like it's
• 1:13:13
  like Toyota sells the most cars and it and it trades out like a
• 1:13:20
  2 * 2 X like PE price earnings ratio, right?
• 1:13:28
  Tesla's like Tesla's like at 100 X or something.
• 1:13:31
  Like at this point it's insane. Like they don't sell cars and
• 1:13:34
  they're the most, one of the most valuable companies in the
• 1:13:37
  world, let alone car companies. They're like worth the entire,
• 1:13:40
  you know, US car industry combined.
• 1:13:44
  Yeah, it's weird. Yeah.
• 1:13:47
  Elon offered to pay for the TSA people.
• 1:13:50
  Did you see that? He's like, I'll pay.
• 1:13:53
  I'll pay for TSA. Well, the shutdown happened and
• 1:13:56
  they were like no thank. You no, we should say thank you
• 1:13:59
  and we'll do it through taxing you more, right?
• 1:14:04
  There's no fucking reason we can't.
• 1:14:06
  You know, he's worth like I think 7 or 800 billion now he's
• 1:14:10
  like literally approaching. I remember when a year ago when
• 1:14:14
  it was like 300 billion and we were all like, whoa.
• 1:14:17
  So he doubled it. Can't cut that in half.
• 1:14:20
  Can't cut that in half. It's got to be unlimited upside.
• 1:14:24
  Nah, dude. We're going to let a South
• 1:14:31
  African do that to us? No, he's worth 2% of GDP.
• 1:14:36
  That's more than what's his name was worth.
• 1:14:40
  Rockefeller was worth when they when they came after his ass
• 1:14:45
  finally. Yeah.
• 1:14:48
  Yeah, we're like never again. Nope, here we are worse.
• 1:14:51
  And all it cost him was $250 million and he he 10X that in
• 1:14:59
  return. Yeah, it's fucked up.
• 1:15:03
  Here's 250 million for 250 billion.
• 1:15:10
  Crazy. Yeah, he's your boy, dude.
• 1:15:13
  Shut the fuck up dude. Check the tape.
• 1:15:15
  He's. Your boy.
• 1:15:16
  He's your boy, dude. From the jump of this podcast,
• 1:15:18
  because when the podcast started, it was they were doing
• 1:15:20
  all the the small. It was.
• 1:15:22
  It was going to be called. Go fuck yourself.
• 1:15:27
  SpaceX, SpaceX boys or SpaceX fan club or something like that.
• 1:15:32
  And I was like, I don't know if that's a.
• 1:15:33
  Good idea. That's like that brought a full
• 1:15:40
  XI. Was going to say a full circle,
• 1:15:41
  but yeah. Yeah, yeah, but what else you
• 1:15:45
  got, Sir? Meditate, bitches.
• 1:15:48
  Make sure y'all like follow, subscribe, leave a comment
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  message, whatever we just appreciate that y'all check this
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  out and listen and yeah we'll see how much longer this war
• 1:15:59
  goes. Apparently we're almost over, so
• 1:16:01
  we'll. Forever, forever.
• 1:16:07
  Well, let's hope not, but either way, we love you guys.
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  Be good, be safe, be strong, and as always, go fuck yourselves.
• 1:16:17
  Shout out, goody. Blonde hair glowing in the
• 1:16:31
  coastal light. Green eyes cut through the night
• 1:16:34
  just right. California air got a hold on me.
• 1:16:38
  But it's different when you're close to me.
• 1:16:40
  You say time isn't what we think.
• 1:16:43
  Like it bends when we don't blink.
• 1:16:46
  Like we're living in a memory that already found its way to
• 1:16:51
  me. Everything that's going to
• 1:16:52
  happen has already happened. Georgia thing was going to
• 1:16:55
  happen. When the beat is slapping them,
• 1:16:57
  it's good. These stars rapping
• 1:16:59
  gravitational pull. She's a star.
• 1:17:00
  I'm a plan. If it's going down, she won't
• 1:17:03
  need a plan. If I don't make plans, I make
• 1:17:06
  moan and scrolly and a lime and like summer souls.
• 1:17:15
  The Deja Vu got a dress on in the green eyes looking like I
• 1:17:19
  met you twice. He like you familiar.
• 1:17:22
  I'm like you too probably cross paths in another life.
• 1:17:26
  I don't rush nothing. I rob smooth like a hairy play
• 1:17:30
  on a vibe I choose If the future me already did it right then I'm
• 1:17:34
  just performing what he already proved.
• 1:17:36
  So I go to fucking like I'm hug Finn.
• 1:17:39
  I'm the rap Mark Twain Nicks with a little Wayne yo itty
• 1:17:42
  Diddy Chang can wrap around my brain use my cerebellum to tell
• 1:17:46
  them the words and how to spell them and everything was going to
• 1:17:49
  happen and has already happened so which thing was going to
• 1:17:51
  happen when the beat is slapping them is good.
• 1:17:54
  He got to wrap and grab attention.
• 1:17:56
  Poor she's the star on the plan. If it's going down, she want me
• 1:18:00
  to plan. If I don't make plans I make
• 1:18:02
  moments growing in a lime and like summer solstice time ain't
• 1:18:11
  real. The earth in a glitch watch
• 1:18:13
  don't tick but my wrist still it.
• 1:18:16
  That's a time less flex. Don't miss that shit.
• 1:18:19
  I don't chase fate I let it chase me.
• 1:18:22
  Whole universe trying to date me.
• 1:18:24
  She said goody you think too deep.
• 1:18:27
  I said no I just ain't WAVY forever now then I'm locked in.
• 1:18:33
  If it's all done, then I'm talking, and if I already said
• 1:18:37
  this once, then I just said it again and I'm lying and
• 1:18:45
  everything that's going to happen, that's already happened.
• 1:18:48
  So what you think was going to happen when the beat started
• 1:18:50
  slapping and Mr. Goodie got her rapping gravitational pull?
• 1:18:53
  She's a star on my planet. If it's going down, she want me
• 1:18:57
  to plan it. I don't make plans.
• 1:18:59
  I make moments growing in alignment, like some source
• 1:19:03
  stuff. So with this moment already
• 1:19:08
  here.