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Johnjay had an "interaction" in the company bathroom · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wakes up John Jay and Rich, You're like, what's cracking like?
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  Speaker 1: And this is the big bulls dog.
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  Speaker 2: Snoopy deacle double jigsel dang boom.
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  Speaker 1: What you don't do, j we're not talking about rin
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  Speaker 1: ten ten and we're not talking about the last year.
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  Speaker 1: It's the one and only dog the last days last
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  Speaker 1: he picks you vegle double jigsele in your face to
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  Speaker 1: me and in the place to be and you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to John Jay and Rich wakes.
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  Speaker 3: John Jay and Rich, you can call us and jump
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  Speaker 3: on there with us right now at eight seven seven
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  Speaker 3: nine three seven, one oh four seven. You can text us,
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  Speaker 3: text JJR whatever you want to say. In ninet six
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  Speaker 3: eight and ninety three, you know, we've been in this
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  Speaker 3: building twenty years and something just happened to me in
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  Speaker 3: the bathroom that's never happened to me twenty years. None
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  Speaker 3: if it's happened to you guys. I was in a
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  Speaker 3: stall going to the bathroom and this guy walks in.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a blue shirt on, and I see him
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  Speaker 3: go to one of the urinals and I can't It's
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  Speaker 3: like he's in a weird position at the journal because
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking to the crack in the door, and then
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  Speaker 3: he goes to the other journal and then he goes
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  Speaker 3: to the next me this empty stall, and I don't
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  Speaker 3: even think about it. I think he's going to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm just sitting there doing my business. And then
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  Speaker 3: I hear him say. He says to me, I'm just
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  Speaker 3: pouring this down the drain here, partner.
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  Speaker 2: Just relax. And I look and there's a drain and
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  Speaker 2: he's pouring like chlorine or something in the drain. And
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  Speaker 2: then he leaves.
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  Speaker 4: He's taking of the building.
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  Speaker 3: But the way he called me, partner, and the way
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  Speaker 3: he said, oh, a casual, I'm just pouring this in
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  Speaker 3: the train here, partner. And I look and it's his
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  Speaker 3: hand the drains wrapped on my foot. So that's why
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  Speaker 3: I guess he had to acknowledge me, because I think,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know if I would have.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't even on my phone, Like I was like
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  Speaker 4: a weird, right, Yeah, I've never witnessed that myself. Weird,
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  Speaker 4: how bizarre.
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  Speaker 3: So I gotta tell you something. So we were on
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  Speaker 3: vacation last week and something happened to me. Last week.
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  Speaker 3: I was on the second annual, second time I've done
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  Speaker 3: this bike ride. I think I told you about the
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  Speaker 3: last year. It's a crazy bike ride. My friend puts
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  Speaker 3: it on it. He's done it for twenty nine years,
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  Speaker 3: and this is the second year I was invited. It
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  Speaker 3: took all three of my boys, and it's a fifteen
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  Speaker 3: mile by It's fun. You have to be on a
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  Speaker 3: crappy bike, and it's very difficult bike rides, very I
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  Speaker 3: mean it's uphill so far, and then you come down
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  Speaker 3: here really fast. Then you're riding on the beach, riding
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  Speaker 3: on the sand, and then when you're in the sand
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  Speaker 3: for the long part of the sand, sometimes depending on
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  Speaker 3: the tide, you have to go in the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to carry the bike over your head
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  Speaker 2: over these rocks.
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  Speaker 3: And why does it have to be a crappy bike
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  Speaker 3: because the bikes didn't get ruined. Oh, because it's in
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  Speaker 3: the sand and the ocean and stuff. So he doesn't
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  Speaker 3: want anyone bring in expensive bikes.
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  Speaker 2: Makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: So I was on this bike ride and I thought,
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  Speaker 3: I could, you know, make my way around these rocks.
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  Speaker 3: Long story short, my bike in the water, went into
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  Speaker 3: a ditch. I fell in the ocean and fell sideways.
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  Speaker 3: My phone fell out right, and it was a I
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  Speaker 3: mean fine, I wasn't hurt, but I was in the water, right,
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  Speaker 3: and I say, grab my phone and saved my phone.
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  Speaker 3: And then anyway, my phone stopped working about ten minutes
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  Speaker 3: after that, and so I had to go get a
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  Speaker 3: new phone. And I was kinda I was. I think
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  Speaker 3: I was a day and a half out of phone,
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  Speaker 3: and it was it was. It was a little crazy.
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  Speaker 3: But at the same time, I was like, I was
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  Speaker 3: with my wife and kids, so everybody I needed to
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  Speaker 3: get a hold of was there.
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  Speaker 2: And if it was an.
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  Speaker 3: Emergency here, I think eventually, you guys, would you end
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  Speaker 3: up getting whole Bake's phone?
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  Speaker 4: Sure?
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  Speaker 2: Right, So I was like I was at peace, but
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  Speaker 2: it was for a little bit stress and then it
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  Speaker 2: was like it felt good.
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  Speaker 4: How long did it take for the stress to turn
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  Speaker 4: to relief? Because when you first start checking for your
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  Speaker 4: phone and you don't have it, it flips you out.
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  Speaker 3: But then at some point, well I kept trying to
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  Speaker 3: turn it would turn on for a second and turn off,
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  Speaker 3: turn off.
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  Speaker 2: I could turn off, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, one thing I discovered, if you guys,
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  Speaker 3: remember my shoes squeak a lot, But if you put
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  Speaker 3: your shoes in the ocean.
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  Speaker 2: They don't squeak anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Huh after they dry or while they're still.
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  Speaker 2: Wet, still they still squeak.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, weren't in this morning. It must be something in
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  Speaker 3: the salt, Yeah, salt, and saying, I mean there was
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  Speaker 3: no squeak. I couldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 2: I got it. Can never get rid of them now
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  Speaker 2: because they don't squeak.
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  Speaker 4: It mean you need to take one trip to the
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  Speaker 4: beach with each pair of shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Always put it.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to go get my phone, and that
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  Speaker 3: whole process sucks. I just hate getting into the apps
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  Speaker 3: and getting you know what, you get your past or stuff.
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  Speaker 3: It's just such a pain and about right. But I
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  Speaker 3: was thinking about it during that time was when Tato
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  Speaker 3: Swift got married, and I was thinking about her wedding invitations.
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  Speaker 3: How she sent out like a thousand invitations to a
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  Speaker 3: thousand people. And I was sitting just bored, waiting at
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  Speaker 3: the Apple store for my phone for them to get
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  Speaker 3: my phone anything, and I thought, wow, a thousand people,
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  Speaker 3: Like I could never invite a thousand people to my wedding,
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  Speaker 3: And I thought, do I even know a thousand people?
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  Speaker 3: So I thought she has at least a thousand people
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  Speaker 3: in her contacts? So I thought, there's no way I
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  Speaker 3: have a thousand people in my contacts. Do you guys
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  Speaker 3: know how many people you have in your contacts?
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  Speaker 5: I do know, but probably a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Look will you because I looked? How do you see?
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  Speaker 2: You go to your well, at least on the iPhone,
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  Speaker 2: you go to your contacts and you scroll all the
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  Speaker 2: way down. Okay, you scroll because here's what I thought. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: just for fun? Do you have more?
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  Speaker 3: Or if you just assume that Taytor Swift has a
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  Speaker 3: thousand contacts, do you have more or less?
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  Speaker 2: Tightened? I have less?
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  Speaker 3: You have?
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  Speaker 2: How many contacts do you have less than Tator Swift?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 5: I have nine hundred and ten total?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: What else is there?
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  Speaker 5: You're saying like I thought you were.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know nine hundred ten? Have had a thousand?
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  Speaker 2: She had? She had at least a thousand people in
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  Speaker 2: her contact? Which one do you have? And I know?
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  Speaker 2: For you?
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  Speaker 4: You write down, you put on every fricking phone number.
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  Speaker 4: I don't throw away phone number, So I have more.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't think I would have more.
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  Speaker 2: I do. How many do you have?
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  Speaker 4: Six thousand two.
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  Speaker 5: Moh, I definitely have.
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  Speaker 2: Six thousand friends.
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  Speaker 4: That's thousand, two hundred and sixty nine couns a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people.
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  Speaker 2: What about you, Kyle, I.
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  Speaker 5: Don't know how to see a number. It doesn't want
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  Speaker 5: to scroll down, it doesn't stand. I'm trying to figure
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  Speaker 5: it out right now. But I think maybe it's somewhere
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  Speaker 5: in between. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Why did mine and I couldn't believe it? How many?
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  Speaker 3: Uh two thy one hundred and sixty nine? It's a lot,
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  Speaker 3: I know, but there's no way I know these people.
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  Speaker 5: But your guys like networked so well, so that doesn't shock.
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  Speaker 5: I know, it doesn't shock. Half of those are personal friends.
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  Speaker 2: And you know a lot of people. I have the
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  Speaker 2: White House on here.
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  Speaker 4: Let's call him right now?
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  Speaker 2: What the White House? I mean? I just don't I
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  Speaker 2: don't know some of these people.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess you know, for years and years
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  Speaker 3: and years not talking to people like I don't know
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  Speaker 3: who some of these people are.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, well, when would be the last time you
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  Speaker 4: were on the phone with the White House for why? What?
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  Speaker 4: Would it be a radio segment or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: We'd like, I thought'd be cool to save the number
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  Speaker 4: it's all caps. That's somebody else. I don't is it
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  Speaker 4: white house, black market looking for some nor So that was.
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  Speaker 3: A I just thought that was an interesting tit or
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  Speaker 3: something because I to invite a thousand people to your wedding.
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  Speaker 3: So then so wait, also on this vacation. So then
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  Speaker 3: I went, no, I'll tell you this story later. I
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  Speaker 3: have another story to tell you. Guys, tied into this,
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  Speaker 3: tied into my new phone? Well, are you back in
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  Speaker 3: on all your are your passwords all loaded up?
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  Speaker 4: Did you? Are you good?
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you get a new phone like what I did,
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  Speaker 3: I think what you realize is it's it's an ongoing thing.
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  Speaker 3: Like also, I gotta turn off my alarm. Oh my,
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  Speaker 3: I don't have a I'm not logged in. Oh I
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  Speaker 3: got to go to this thing. I'm not logged in.
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  Speaker 3: So there's a lot of things I'm not logged in
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  Speaker 3: on that I'm just waiting.
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  Speaker 5: And then you have to go in and reset your
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  Speaker 5: past with that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't ever want a new phone.
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  Speaker 4: Are you attaching it to your car? That's another pain
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  Speaker 4: in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: That's funny. You said that wasn't a problem at all. Really,
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  Speaker 2: I got in my car and again, yeah, Yeah, that
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  Speaker 2: wasn't Everything.
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  Speaker 3: Else is the problem that all the apps like Netflix
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  Speaker 3: that had to get I had to call my son
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  Speaker 3: because he's the phone number on the account, and I
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  Speaker 3: had to get past. I mean it was like pain
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  Speaker 3: in the ass. Anyway, who's got more contacts on their
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  Speaker 3: phone than Rich eight seven seven, nine three seven, one
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  Speaker 3: oh four seven. He's got six thousand contacts.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy,