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Brett, that is a WORST FIRST date alright! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Brett, you have an awkward date.
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  Speaker 2: I'm told, is that it an awkward first date? What
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  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 3: I do? It's an awkward first date. I know you
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  Speaker 3: guys covered those a lot, and I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 3: if I could throw my hat and ring.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, man, we're very open to all kinds of
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  Speaker 1: stories anytime.
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  Speaker 3: What do you got fantastic? Well, I went out. I
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  Speaker 3: met this girl on Tinder. We started chatting a bit,
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  Speaker 3: and we decided to meet up in person and went
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  Speaker 3: out on a date to this buffet all you can
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  Speaker 3: eat buffet, really cool, like teeky style sort of buffet.
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  Speaker 3: And we're up. We're in the line and I've got
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  Speaker 3: my plate, She's got her plate and just casually going
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  Speaker 3: through the food. I see this guy. He's got two
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  Speaker 3: plates and he's just loading food on there. And I
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  Speaker 3: turn around to I turn around to Becca, and I'm like, listen,
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  Speaker 3: look at this guy over here. Look at this threat
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  Speaker 3: and this fool just eating everything he can. I think
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  Speaker 3: he even took like the last crab leg or something.
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  Speaker 3: And he unfortunately, I think he overheard me because he
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  Speaker 3: looks at me. He stops, he looks at me, dead
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  Speaker 3: in the face, and he just goes, this is for
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  Speaker 3: my mother. She's a powaplegic.
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  Speaker 1: So you just said okay, but you said I think
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  Speaker 1: she overheard me. I'm getting I think he overheard me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm guessing he did overhear Did he just.
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  Speaker 2: Had a guilt and want to tell her what he
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  Speaker 2: aligned it?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know. I don't know how I got to
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  Speaker 3: the rest of the date. The rest of the day,
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  Speaker 3: I was kind of disassociated, just feeling it's so ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: How do I how do how do I? How do
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  Speaker 3: I rebound from this?
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  Speaker 2: What'd your date do?
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  Speaker 3: Did she like apologize for you on the spot? I
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  Speaker 3: feel like if that was me, I would have been like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, please ignore him. It
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  Speaker 3: was kind of sort of she kind of she kind
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  Speaker 3: of recoiled. Why she didn't say anything, She just recoiled.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't know you at that point.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right, we both kind of recoiled, realized that there.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't a second date after right.
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  Speaker 3: No, unfortunately not.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I have an idea.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say, like you you sit down, it's all work,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what to do. How do you rebound
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  Speaker 1: from that? So for fun you go to the girl. Hey, Becca,
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  Speaker 1: You know how you look at people at the restaurant,
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  Speaker 1: You try to figure out their stories. Let's come up
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  Speaker 1: with a terrible disease for everybody at the table.
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  Speaker 2: So since his mom is in paraplegian, that table over
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  Speaker 2: there diabetic, that that table over there, Oh, that guy's
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  Speaker 2: gotta have heart disease, and just keep going on and
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  Speaker 2: he just gets more.
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  Speaker 1: Awkward and more awkward.
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  Speaker 2: Second.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Brett, that is definitely an awkward first date. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for sharing that with us.
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  Speaker 2: That is terrible.
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  Speaker 3: No worries, guys, Thanks great.
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  Speaker 1: Jo