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Episode 287: Expedition Dickson · Not That Serious

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  Oh maybe, but not not not not Simon. I can't hear vibe rocking.
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  People always ask that's it? Are you gonna drop the song? Yeah,
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  we got to ask the guy who made it. If we can even
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  do that, Why do we have to ask him? Because it's his song.
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  We own this. I don't think that's exactly how we paid that nigga
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  fifty dollars and we sell it for a bit. Own the master's nigga.
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  We are the master of this beat. Mm hmm. He mastered that fifty
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  mm hmm and this is us mm hmmm. Great show. We could tell
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  this that fucking bar Missas if you wanted to bar miss Bob misssst whatever you
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  wantarments Bruce's you don't want Christenings Swag sixteen sixteen sixteen, swag Swaggy sixteen ever,
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  she was fun. Mike was claying on Super Sweet sixteen. You was
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  calling him a bear about that? Yeah, that ship was that is?
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  That is because they had a sixteen birthday, Barn. I don't know Swag
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  sixteen. I don't I don't understand, but you know what, I have
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  to pull it back and I rememberteen. I didn't think about the time like
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  Okay. It was cool with that then, but boy, I struggled with
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  that for a good while, still struggling with it. He was there though
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  I was not there. He wasn't there. No, you were there.
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  You were invited. You right, you might have that's what it was.
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  You wanted to fight it. We got out. Sixteen. You can't even
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  get in. Damn, motherfucker. I don't know why I didn't go to
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  that. You sure want great, That's what I'm trying to say. Like
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  if it was like a swag twelve, I get it. Yeah, sixteen.
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  I don't know why I wasn't there. I don't know what I had
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  going on. Remember, usually nothing on punishments. Maybe I too deep.
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  Marcell's put the whole in the wall. You wasn't there for that, absolutely
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  not. That was well what Yeah, Dave was dancing with somebody and like
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  I'm backed into the wall and he couldn't take the cheeks. He got broken,
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  broke the hand of the cheeks, cut in the handle the cheeks.
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  Huh. I guess yanks that niggas wherever he's at. Still not going to
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  class, Still not going to class. That's one thing I haven't seen it
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  years. That's for damn sure, Well, good luck young man wherever you
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  are. Boys, I'm sure, please don't use this as a medium to
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  reach out. I don't want to talk. This is not an opening for
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  friendship. Respectfully, respect for your keep listening. But keep listening though.
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  It's ain't an invitation to link, I promise you, because you will get
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  left on the right. You can't even read. I won't open immediately delete,
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  just gonna block and catch it straight. And I'm pretty sure he is
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  a good guy now, but it's just like listen, I got a capacity
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  mm hmm. Yeah, it's just no way I see fitting you in.
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  Boy, speaking of good guys, who are we and what are we doing
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  here? Oh? Yeah, we are the the Not That Series podcast,
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  the greatest podcast in the world, and I having to be one of the
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  hosts. Michael mm hmm. Elsie Ken is in the building, my aka
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  doctor waltam m J boy C. Yeah, what's so funny? Did you
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  see the comment where it was like, how am I supposed to know that
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  he's larger than some if you don't tell us? I was waiting. I
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  sense that. But my boy slimming down, my boy trying to be slim
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  thick by the summer. He think right now, tr' be slim thick,
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  drop the waist, keep the ads though, Why Ken, you are not
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  helping the allegations. Why would you want that from Mike? What? What
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  does that? What does that gained from that? I mean stop, there
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  wasn't nothing, and in fact, there was going to be something other than
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  nothing. I don't want to if you lost it, I would have to
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  change your name on my phone. No, you could just do that now
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  because you still have sweet cheese, still got cakes. No, just because
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  you could do something and it applies doesn't mean you have to put it in.
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  I could do that for anybody who has a characteristic Ever, sure,
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  okay you could, but I don't, especially weird ones. Elsie. You
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  could do five five brown eyes. Yeah, but I won't because I'm not
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  weird. I was called Elsie? Is that what he is on your Actually
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  I actually got his full name on my phone. That's interesting, nice and
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  professional. Yep, I get the LinkedIn treatment. He has DJ he has
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  your at least birthday cake shirtless like else he was get the fuck out of
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  here. Yeah, that's that. I didn't take my cake. That was
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  a bad time. That's how I met Keenan in the fact that many times,
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  the fact that they knew you would like stop stop stop stop stop.
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  He didn't stop stop stop. It was a tough ques. Stop what you
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  weren't there? Damn birthday? You don't come? But what was your birth
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  What birthday was it? This is what? Twenty six? Yeah, who
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  gives them the fuck about that? What damn going to the twenty six catch
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  thirty ain't coming to you, ain't coming to novel birthday? Nig It was
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  barely at his, barely at mine. I barely had any I think that's
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  my only like birthday. S Ever, what was you doing? Where's his
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  birthday? Doesn't even exist? J W vibes big time between that and the
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  one four or five. By the way, I saw the same. Everybody
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  was ram birthdays, Christmas, Tuesday. It's all the same. There are
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  days of the calendar. They all days that have sun in them exactly,
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  and then the moon comes out at night. So your birthday. There was
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  a cake with the man to my left, stage right, learn it shirtless
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  shirtless? Okay, it was a surprise to me too. It was a
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  surprise. Okay, you have a is it an actual shirtless picture. Yes,
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  it's on my Instagram right now. Huh. I think I know who
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  took it? Yeah, you do, who took it? I don't remember
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  who took that picture. But we were at oh we were at It was
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  when we were at the best wird day party thing when at the pool.
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  Oh yeah, okay, so so so that picture was then imagine image he
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  was trolling imaged onto a cake for your eating pleasure at your birthday? Who
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  constructed? Who organized this? A friend of the pot been here a couple
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  of times. It was, you know, one of the sand Dunekuon's I
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  think when I guess this is art, the work of the work of art.
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  So he did this for you? And how well was this received?
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  It was the next truckle. I'm not asking you, I'm asking the people
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  were there. How well was this received? I mean by us? Him?
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  Him, like if you could tell he liked it? Yeah? Yeah,
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  I was confused, confused too, and I'm like, why the fuck
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  am I on this man's cake? I thought the same thing, but I'm
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  like, hey, we're just gonna embrace. It's a happy birthday, Keenan.
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  And it was me on there. Mind you, we're not at a
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  We're not at somebody's house. We're a top golf in public, in public,
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  eating a nipple cake. Growing as hell. A shirtless man is on
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  this cake. It made no sense. I thought Keenan was gay because that
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  was the mom's first time, really, the first time he's meeting Keenan He's
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  like, you got it, Like damn, he said, wow, I
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  have a gay friend. Now look at that explained, not in trouble.
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  Excuse me, look at me diversifying. I'm truly an ally. Now I
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  can finally get that bumper sticker. That's crazy. Finally get it that exists.
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  Bumper stick is really gonna mean something, So tell me he's an ugly
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  sticker. Which one would you rather have sweet cheeks on my phone or you
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  on my birthday cake? You know what this shirtless cake? Because once in
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  life that's one thing and it's done. Okay, But if it's every birthday
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  and for every birthday, every birthday, forty three updated and every year,
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  it is an updated shirtless nasty, very nasty. It's like, all right,
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  happy fifty seconds he's like, all right, little Keenanette and Keenana.
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  No. It was like little little Tesla and a little cord, you know,
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  keep on the family. No, you kids ain't gonna have names.
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  You know, he's not. I'm not named after it's kipping a little I
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  ain't gonna go back to it now, A little Tesla and little civic,
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  little equinox, a little equal. I was actually thinking about having a family
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  of kds. What what what was your going to be? Uh? Not
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  king, bitch. My name is either gonna be Diamonte or Jaguar God Jaguar.
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  Yeah, And I told my mom, alright, I can get down
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  with that. But to mom, if I wasn't you saying boat, we
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  would have had to fight because my name served her. I was, Hey,
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  my name is jad Brof. We could have your name was Jagged back
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  in eighth grade, Jack catching hell bully have been too much, honestly,
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  might not make it. You might have been one of them, one of
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  them story books, one of the ones. You might have been one of
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  them pages in the yearbook, one of the one page breads that they make
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  like you're not walking winners, but your forever witness Jaggs. That might that
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  might be the title Jack Jack. That's it right there, we got it
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  Jack, That Jack the redacted God that's a good thing. Oh all right,
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  little Cadillac around Ford Focused Dick Beatle Dixon, which has just been focused,
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  not for focused, full Ford Focused x L t Eddie Bower Edition Bower
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  Edition Dixon Expedition Expedition that had been your Disney show right there, Expedition tuning
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  in live Expedition Dixon. He was a detective. No, he's a young
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  archaeologist. He's traveling finding ship. I don't know how he's an archaeologist.
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  Is sixteen years old? I mean no shows like Tattoo. No, Harris
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  can be a doctor at fucking twelve. I could be an archaeolic. My
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  name's Keenan from Expedition Dixon and you're watching Disney Channel. Don't touch my butt,
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  Dan, that's a different work. Shadow that reached over. He reached
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  over to get something, over something. He was like, Oh, he's
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  over there, send his resume over the Disney so quick, Na, Dan,
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  and Dan won't want me, damn. He wasn't really with the niggas.
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  We'll get there later. He would have broke them all. Oh we
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  didn't even our week yet. He was good. Everybody was drunk after no,
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  come on, only you, Lamont, Lamont lives off order now.
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  Yeah, I mean, listen, we didn't do it last week. It
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  was a little yeah skelter. You know, what do you do? Organized?
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  What you do? Get it over? You want to talk about child
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  my organized his socks by the day. I actually washed clothes for the first
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  time in like a month. But I needs crazy. I need to do
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  that. I need to do it. It's a testament to how many clothes
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  exactly? Have a lot exactly? I got so many damn. Yeah,
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  but this isn't my week. I watch my mind happened. Yeah, I
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  got some pairs of drawers. Like you know what I do when I run
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  out of draws to go buy more? Jesus Christ. I'm like, I'm
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  like dang Dash when he said I never see these again. Air Force one
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  one one white or one wear one wear, throw them out one wear?
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  Drawers may get too new ones, No, you just gotta to go just
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  washing or or what are you supposed to I can buy new ones. It
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  might be at the export. Well do you throw away? I say,
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  that's fine if you buy new ones, But do you just have like a
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  dirty laundry pile that's been there for two months perpetual? Like you. No,
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  it was the last time I watch clothes. It was probably a month
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  ago. That's fine. You have fine for me a month ago, Yeah
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  I have. I have multiple dirty clothes hampers. A month ago. You
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  wash clothes and I washed them today. I have so many clothes, bros.
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  Ridiculous. That's that's I washed every week. Every week. That's a
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  weekly thing, as at least bi weekly. That's definitely time to wash clothes.
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  I gave up on it. I just say yes, you do,
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  Yes, you do. When you don't have two hours of the day,
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  no, you don't got to do it. I'm at work ten to seven,
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  then I come here hour and a half. That's Monday Tuesday, go
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  to work live from eight to as well. So what you do is you
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  we can get rid of a toxic Tuesday. Get the toxic out of them
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  drawers. I'm just a glowing green at this point. No, I just
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  buy more underwork radio whacked. The clothes can be washing or drying that you're
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  doing your toxic Tues. They could be was the don't want to take them
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  out. They could be washing dry night. So while you sleeping, you
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  put them in wash, you wake up, put them in dry, and
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  go to work. I'm home taking them out to drive. Boom, No,
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  nigga. He did Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday, I go out Thursday,
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  I'll be working. Ah, Friday, cooked, Saturday, cooked Sunday.
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  Do it all over again. While you chugging that pedia like you could
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  throw some clothes in the wash, I give you another outlet, which is
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  what I do when I travel because I work stupid hours, like during the
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  summer, I take them to washing. Fold you put your clothes in the
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  car and take them to somebody. Why do you like so instead of I'm
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  not doing all that, she was living a different way. I will go
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  with that round spending twenty dollars. Some new boxers spend twenty dollars to get
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  your clothes washed. I will go with that. I would, I would
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  accept that before Yeah, yeah, they come, they come back fucking clean
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  and folded. All you gotta do is put them away. Honestly, I'll
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  tell you what. I don't even fold close because I have hampers for person.
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  Do it? Yeah? Because no, because I purposely don't do that
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  because I hate with my clothes are folded, because I'm going to take it
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  out and it's gonna get unorganized anyway. M hmm. Like that's how I
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  like scatter brain like that, bro, Like I find my clothes way easier
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  when it not when you grab them, you can throw them how you want
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  it. But the people do it for the point that we're making. So
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  that's what I'm saying. It doesn't matter if the fold it or not.
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  I'm scatter brained, it doesn't. It makes no difference at the folded fair
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  enough. That's just how I am. I function off of unorthodox team chaos.
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  Yes, organized chaos, organized chaos, just chaos organized. You know
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  where it is and it's organized. I get it all right. So when
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  you wash your clothes? How long does it take you? I just did
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  it today, should how long does it take that? Like? How many
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  loads are you doing too? To the lights and then white lights and darks?
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  Just one load each hat for a month's worth? Yeah kind of how
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  big is the launch? The darks was filled up to the bream. That's
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  not really getting washed. No, I can't clean, it's just just sitting
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  just a new washing machine. I don't just what washing you guys shop weigs
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  the clothes in there. Yeah, but it'll tell me if it's too heavy.
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  Yeah, but if that ship is filled to the brim not to the
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  brain brow. You know, it was like dum dumb. Top clothes ain't
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  really getting much agitation because dode you have the fucking agitator. Yeah, like
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  it's in the middle. It's just the bottom piece that just moved a little
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  whole thing. Now I'm talking about like so like, no, I don't
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  have the agitator in the middle because it's just the bottom piece that that death.
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  Yeah. Yeah, them top clothes ain't get no love. Everything spinning,
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  yeah, the whole thing. Yeah, when it's drying. At this
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  point, I was just paying your brother to do it. My niggas gonna
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  be on me then, yeah, you know, find the gym the other
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  day. That's crazy. I was about to say. I have to remember
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  about exactly. I saw Dune too this weekend. You see the first film,
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  Yeah, okay, I saw the first porn what Oh no, I
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  did not. I did not get the popcorn bucket. I wasn't I wasn't
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  out there like that. But yeah, that's a real film. If you
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  like movies, like real movies movies, check out Dune. It's like that
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  movie kind of like it's like action sounds like Mad Max. I've seen nothing
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  about it, though, now it's not like I mean, it's I guess
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  if Mad Max was like composed like a more like story driven. You're trying
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  to quietly open the PEPSI. He doesn't. He's a wild boy. Let
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  me crack up in this cat my phone. He was chop my walls soundway.
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  It's it's like the can Chiro practice. Remember that kid in class that
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  always just try to open up something in class and try to do like real
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  quietly, but you're doing the slowest helling and say about like, nigga,
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  just open the ship, you niggas with chips, Yeah, niging more th
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  noise, trying to be quiet. You just gotta open the real immediately put
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  the I'm saying you just do it quick. Ain'tbody gonna pay no attention.
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  I'm sorry. Yeah, I mean that's all I had to say about that
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  something. Go ahead. What are you gonna say? I was gonna talk
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  about I tried to watch Dune the first one you fell asleep. I couldn't,
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  now you, I couldn't even hold my attention a long for me to
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  fall asleep on it. Like I tried like twice the first time, I
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  was like, what the you just have to commit to life. So it's
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  just not good. I'm not gonna say it's not. It's like it's setting.
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  It's pretty much like a movie setting up this movie. So it's like
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  a lot of oh wait, you're talking about Baground the first person of the
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  new one, because nobody's watching that watching the Yeah, the original seventies,
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  damn, no, thank you. Because I'm looking at like I kind of
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  look overviews of dude, like it seems like something I would get into,
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  like the universe stuff like that. I'm like, okay, the first I
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  tried like two times. I'm like this just not it ain't doing it for
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  me. I could explain it for one more time and like yeah, so
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  I don't have to watch the paragraphs. Yeah, we'll do that, and
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  not watching a second Okay, I'm like, yeah, I'm the Wikipedia page.
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  It's a lot. It's a lot too, Like now it's only really
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  two houses in the movie. Who are some notable people in the movie this
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  movie? The first one? Is it all like new people? Because I've
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  never been heard of it until the second one came out. Timothy Charlamagne that
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  yeah, you damn what he do is in there, you know what we're
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  talking about. His girl's favorite man me I was in the movie. He's
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  only in the first one. Actually, I thought he was saying that not
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  to watch it, make her watch it. Run that back. It is
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  it gruesome? No, it's really not. He actually goes out like a
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  geez never mind mind probably make her warm. Calm down over here getting flooded.
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  Like he really went out on his sword. He went out like a
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  real man. Everybody with his sword. Oh my god. Yeah yeah,
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  so maybe that'll be better if I just yeah, And the second one is
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  a lot more action packed and just a lot more going on, a lot
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  higher stakes. It's just like and good like cinematography, good visuals. It's
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  just like, this is a movie right here. Other than that, Manchester
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  United beat your team in the f A Cup. So hold that l stiffly.
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  You already conceded, little kid, Yeah it was it's who is it
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  that scort that last goal? I am the most buddist nigga relaxed on my
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  Muslim brother, you know, like you know, it's like if we if
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  we played like they said, he's out there on it. Like it's like
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  if we played the It's like if we played the Bucks and the Nasais hit
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  the game with It is not anything like that. Okay, not the nasaist,
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  but like pat Con like really this shoot No, but it wasn't.
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  It was a dunk. Like you don't know his bag, that's your problem.
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  You know, got a bag small enough? His bag is deep as
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  his mother's air podcast. Yeah, you don't get it is about his Davis
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  this Mike, you don't know ball? Is you still how the ball?
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  But I know that they ain't it. I know what the Diallo kids kids
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  ain't selling. I know that ship. That's enophobia. That's why they selling.
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  Because he's ass. When I saw him do that turn around, I'm
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  like, get the mother. Are you talking about Anthony? Yes? Him,
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  Oh, Anthony's complete garb. No, that man is ass cheep.
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  That's when I saw yeah, because because when I was smaller than that,
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  when I seen that, I was like, get the funk. I stopped.
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  I didn't watch the extra time. When I saw him come on the
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  field, I said, yeah, this game is over rapid. He did
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  that turnaround, bullship, I'm like, that was the luckiest shot in the
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  world. Was like, who's looking Allison wasn't playing, was he. Yeah?
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  Yeah, I was like yeah, and Keller her he's been doing all
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  right too, but that one I was like, Alison would have probably said
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  that the defense was really horrendous. Yeah, Cody Gakpo fuck off. We
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  don't need you anymore. You gotta go. I don't know where you need
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  to go, back off to the Netherlands. Please. Honestly, you're you're
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  making a bad country for Virgil. You're like, I don't even know how
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  your niggas is from the same nation you need. You must be an ex
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  pat from fucking Lebanon or some ship. I don't know where to fuck you
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  not really a true Dutch That nigga sucks. And I'm not even like you
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  know how ass you gotta be for me to be like Cauz, Like you
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  gotta really no socer to be able to tell a dude that's ass, because
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  it's just like you gotta watch the intricacies and how they run and how they
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  go and runs with what they're not doing right passes or if they like losing
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  balls and stuff like that, they don't when they don't have the ball they're
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  positioning. I just wanted to yo, he had a full break break niggas
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  slow is fucking a box of motherfucking glue sticks. This motherfucker is running up.
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  You remember that. I think that was the time my grandma called me.
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  I'm like, clearly we're going to score. This niggat caught up by
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  like three call cages and they fucking stifless. I'm like this nigga stif astro
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  ass bro ass, get him out. But yeah, we lost that fake
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  cup. Man, what was it? Four three four three? That was
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  this? It was my team won, but I didn't feel like it.
• 27:32
  It was you know, you'll deserved the win was but like I ain't saying
• 27:37
  that, but it was not a great game, like technically like no,
• 27:42
  but no, it is what it is. It was one of them highest
• 27:45
  scoring, sloppy games where every everybody's defense was entertaining, entertaining, not good.
• 27:52
  This is what the people came to see. It breaks. Somebody fast
• 27:59
  fast breaks. Niggas was hooping on that whole strategy. It's like, no
• 28:03
  midfield, everybody attacking, sit back and let them come on. That sounds
• 28:07
  crazy, Let them come, let them, let them come on you and
• 28:15
  let them come to take it. Oh my god, don't do not come
• 28:25
  Yo. Speaking of Kamala Harris, did you see we're speaking of she said,
• 28:33
  do not come. That's her, that's her quote. Did you see
• 28:34
  she was having some type of I don't know what it was, meeting boy,
• 28:40
  Yeah, about jail merrill, about weed and stuff. And then there's
• 28:45
  a clip of it and she's sitting there talking and it's just her. The
• 28:48
  camera pans out mm hmmm, and it's Fat Joe sitting next to her.
• 28:53
  I'm like, what Joey crack. I'm like, Fat Joe out of all
• 28:57
  people, I didn't know he was the voice of a He's a voice of
• 29:03
  wrongly convicted niggas we charges, I guess mm hmm. Made no sense.
• 29:08
  I couldn't believe that we need to keep rappers, especially niggas like him.
• 29:15
  Why is he need everything? That athlete? I said this before? And
• 29:19
  why why you said, what's wrong with that? Joe? Why not have
• 29:22
  the I don't know, the president of the nb A c P And there
• 29:25
  Keenan, we have fucking Fat Joe. Who's Puerto Rican? I mean,
• 29:30
  not only Puerto Ricans are the ones g weed. I mean, it wasn't,
• 29:33
  it wasn't. It wasn't. I'm sure either president of the nub A
• 29:37
  c P probably doesn't have any drug chargers to actually talk about said conversations,
• 29:44
  so he has no reason to be there. M M, well, I
• 29:49
  mean I'm just like, I'm like, I would probably get somebody who I
• 29:53
  would get in that world or was in that world to charges. Okay,
• 29:59
  I stue we're just or an activist for that. It doesn't have to be
• 30:02
  somebody that even been through. Just gets somebody who's quality, old man,
• 30:04
  we charges what you got. Yeah, come on, bro, I don't
• 30:10
  know that Joe can articulate himself bad and that stop it does. Yes,
• 30:14
  the point that athletes and rappers should not be a social activists exactly. Sure,
• 30:18
  No, no, really, all the point we're getting, especially if
• 30:23
  you want to do rappers, let's do ones that you know can appeal to
• 30:26
  actual children. I don't think it has anything to do with children or just
• 30:30
  appealed masses out there there. He would be a big reportan fat Joe?
• 30:37
  Why who little Oozy? Why would he be better than fat Jael? It's
• 30:44
  one of the same. It's two. I don't know, get get get
• 30:48
  black thought, get sure killer Mike Killer Grammy Award already already had the history
• 30:56
  of get some niggas in there with some sense, get something bad. Joe,
• 31:00
  that nigga just brought the Donald Trump it up, trying to let's go
• 31:10
  white. That would not clip climbing up. Joe Biden on Drink Champs.
• 31:18
  They get Joe Biden drunk. And what do y'all think of the odds that
• 31:22
  he does the podcast for for campaigning Joe Biden. He's going to which podcast?
• 31:29
  Some black podcasts? Now, if he does Drink Champs, that would
• 31:34
  say mena be But he's not doing I would watch that. Now he's gonna
• 31:38
  do like some breakfast club or some ship. Joe Budden on the Breakfast Club
• 31:41
  Joe Biden, Joe Joe Budden, same thing. Joe Biden on Joe Budden,
• 31:48
  I buy him on podcast Joe Budden on that he just didn't want He
• 31:52
  just he was just sat down with Candice, he did and she was called
• 31:57
  little fat. Well she is fat. She's like she assaulted me with the
• 32:05
  mask cheeks. Oh really can't tell me. How was your week, Mike
• 32:13
  next? Mine was all right, Uh, it was nothing special, just
• 32:19
  chilling working this weekend. I spent the weekend with the lady. She had
• 32:24
  her nephew come over to Uncle Mike. I was being Uncle Mike for the
• 32:30
  weekend the first time meeting him. Real cool kid. How old is he?
• 32:36
  Six seven? Smart as ship? Now? Is he actually smart or
• 32:40
  is it like parents? Oh? Man, he can he knows his colors.
• 32:49
  The boy is really smart. Like his vocabulary is like through the roof
• 32:52
  and like he goes to like a I was like gifted schools in Manhattan,
• 32:57
  Magnet School. Yeah, he just like you for really one of them,
• 33:00
  one of them. Jones is like, gotcha he learns Mandarin and ship in
• 33:04
  school. Oh wow, Yeah, he's destined for Yeah, he's definitely he's
• 33:07
  destined for something. But uh he was He's like he's too smart though.
• 33:16
  Where It's like I was when I came over. She was like, oh,
• 33:23
  are you going to be spending the night with us? And I was
• 33:27
  like yeah. He's like oh. He was pressing are you going to sleep
• 33:36
  in the bed with Auntie Hare? I'm like, I don't know. He
• 33:44
  was on my body. He was like, did you bring protection, sir?
• 33:49
  But did you bring a propleactic? You? Damn right? And if
• 33:54
  the beds start knocking, don't you come a knocking. Nah, a dental
• 34:02
  band perhaps anything? Did you ye? D No? He was he was
• 34:14
  mad, but he was like, I guess they were talking about some toy
• 34:16
  d I guess some game at like Target they went to. It's a game
• 34:21
  called Doo Dooo Kangaroo. What which is Wow? It's a game called Doo
• 34:25
  Dooo Kangaroo. Like it's a board game and I guess it's about this kangaroo
• 34:30
  pooping or something. It's real, right, Yeah, what is this he
• 34:36
  told me about? He was like, Yeah, it's this game at Target
• 34:37
  called Doodo Kangaroo. It's wildly inappropriate. They should ban it from the stores.
• 34:43
  I'm like this boy, shud. He's like, it's just so inappropriate.
• 34:45
  I'm like, really inappropriate. I'm like, okay, okay, okay.
• 34:50
  He sounds like a young friend. I'll get it done. I'll see
• 34:53
  what I can get it, see what I can do. I raised awareness
• 34:57
  band Doo Dooo Kangaroo. Wow, it's literally a kangaroo on the toilet on
• 35:00
  the toilet, Like what we get? Is it like a potty training game?
• 35:05
  I guess it's not. Kids. Feed him until he's gotta go,
• 35:09
  dude, the kangaroo. What feed him until he's got a good the opposite
• 35:15
  a hungry hungry. I'm guessing whoever makes some ship you lose, the next
• 35:22
  game is gonna perge perge panda. All these bamboo sticks. Stick your fingers
• 35:30
  on the panda's throat. Okay, okay, you won't be fattymore a little
• 35:35
  fatty. That's crazy. Doesn't that feel good? Ain't that an easy solution?
• 35:45
  You ever feel abou as pretty as the other girls, We'll take a
• 35:49
  lesson of a perche perche panda. Get that nasty, will fan out your
• 35:52
  body. You'll be popular. You're literally put like like food in the kangaroo's
• 36:00
  mouth and then it starts shaking the ship. That's you said, I going
• 36:02
  to do it. Do doo, kangaroo, Do do kangaroo. I'm crying.
• 36:10
  Okay, Keith, your week, uh we My week was cool.
• 36:19
  I was able to listen to some new music. What's that? What's that?
• 36:31
  Well? Justin timbl dropped new album. Well listen, that's justin Tim
• 36:37
  Blake. That's dope. But Chief Keith also dropped the new Dates, so
• 36:39
  that was obviously Mike Will made it real quick on a priority list. There
• 36:45
  was real quick. I don't mean to interrupt. Aunt Edwards just dunked on
• 36:49
  John Collins so hard that he has a concussion. That Johnson John Collins has
• 36:54
  a concussion and broke in finger. Really the dunk is really violent, y'all
• 37:00
  might want to like look at it real, bro. He tried to do
• 37:04
  it on on a d last week. I'm like, my man, you
• 37:07
  have to chill ship. Bro. He dunked on this nigga, so yeah,
• 37:14
  he like dislocated his fingers. Jesus, that is oh god, damn
• 37:21
  wow, Yeah he did. He dislocated it. Oh Jesus, Jesus.
• 37:23
  Fuck. But he dunked on this nigga so damn hard. Oh my god,
• 37:30
  God, he just threw it as hard as possible into the rim.
• 37:37
  Now that's a poster, John Collins, not that bullshit. You got a
• 37:43
  T shirt of got dunked on so hard that he got a concussion. Universe
• 37:50
  concussion. How did you get a concussion? I guess Aunt was leading with
• 37:53
  his really on the ground. He led with something and hit him in the
• 37:58
  head. But that sorry, the big bang niggas shook the earth. Jesus,
• 38:07
  he gonna play till like till like April. But shout out to uh
• 38:12
  May, but hey, shout out to Mike, He'll be back before man
• 38:16
  broke finger oh and talking about thinking cushion his brother. Okay, it was
• 38:22
  just located. He could really come back, like he can play today.
• 38:24
  Yeah, Kobe popped it, dislocated the finger back in and went back in
• 38:29
  and finished the game. He did. He did. Niggas not come on,
• 38:34
  Yeah we're not We're not like niggas Kobe like, but niggas not normal.
• 38:39
  He played with a torn achilles he did. He did shoot a free
• 38:43
  throw and then walked off. He was like, I'm good, I'm good.
• 38:47
  No, you're not. Tears coming down his eyes. I remember that
• 38:52
  game. Okay dropped the album. Uh he did a tiny desk. They
• 39:00
  said, yeah, just like justin Timblay having all the black people do all
• 39:01
  the work. There was white people there too, mainly niggas as its choir,
• 39:08
  you know them backup Sniggers was doing it. Yeah, one of them
• 39:12
  was. I mean it was yeah, that's my cousin. That's not But
• 39:17
  most most artists of that realm have white Yeah, most white R and B
• 39:23
  or anything like that because it fits the the sound, and sometimes I get
• 39:30
  it, but most times I just don't like the way it looks. I
• 39:35
  don't like it. You ain't like when Nick Jones had there, because Nick
• 39:38
  Jones ever really even been around niggas. That was like random, they killed
• 39:44
  that ship. It sounds I mean, it's yeah black people, sounds good.
• 39:46
  So you're mad at black people get money? Nah? No, exactly,
• 39:52
  no, no, No, I'm mad at the optics. I just
• 39:54
  don't like the way it looks. But the lead vot I like how it
• 39:58
  sounds. It sounds great. Yeah, everybody gets your money. There's no
• 40:00
  I don't see no problem. But I mean I'd rather them do it than
• 40:04
  some yeah people because they get it opportunity they usually wouldn't get. But also
• 40:07
  justin Timberlake, who just put out that Dukie ship for the white people and
• 40:10
  they came back over here. Oh okay, okay, but what does he
• 40:17
  do? But that didn't just happen. It's not like exactly that was cooling,
• 40:28
  cooling. Usually you try to get right back up there like that was
• 40:34
  Juy immediately, it was something he had to go away. He had our
• 40:38
  space in between. He don't drop albums every year. He's never been that
• 40:44
  guy, so he needed extra time. He did it to get the stink
• 40:46
  off. Sure, okay, either way. Either way, he came out,
• 40:51
  he came away, he came out. He came on with a steaky
• 40:52
  ass album and steak Jordan's on top of the album Jordan had. Yeah,
• 40:58
  he put out, Oh they're horrendous. I'm not saying I don't I'm not
• 41:04
  saying I don't like justin timber Memphis, Memphis. They got bad stuff.
• 41:07
  He got a crazy shoe collection. I'll tell you that. Yeah, everything,
• 41:12
  But yeah, sometimes optically I just don't like the way it looks look
• 41:16
  very Maybe these these ones there's threes, right, yeah, these are you've
• 41:23
  never looked like just ever says that those look just about white. Ye,
• 41:29
  nobody ever really talks about crazy. So keenan, how was how was the
• 41:32
  album? So the album is not what I expected? So it's asked,
• 41:37
  No, it's not as it was, upset for not listening. So what
• 41:45
  what would you? What would you rate it? And what we're expected?
• 41:49
  Exactly? My motherfuckers can't speak, you know what I'm saying. So it's
• 41:52
  a it went He went back to like future love sex, sound like that
• 41:58
  sounds pretty much this album? Which was it? Timberling, I'm not sure.
• 42:04
  I'm not positive, but I was hoping that he would go back to
• 42:07
  the sound of twenty twenty, because that ship, that's what work start from
• 42:10
  in Yeah Banger, Yeah Banger, What Part two? No, just bang?
• 42:17
  Nobody talking about partwo is from not a first one. I'm not even
• 42:21
  looking at it's a no. I went back and listen. I was like,
• 42:27
  we're doing we're doing a lot of caveats for just a different like music.
• 42:30
  Do ass albums twenty Well, I'm not fifty percent of the albums we've
• 42:37
  discussed regard No, we have what fifty per I mean, we can start
• 42:40
  from the beginning exactly. That's Justified Banger, Justified, Future Sex Love Sanger,
• 42:45
  twenty twenty Banger Banger, Banker Banger, and then twenty twenty twenty twenty
• 42:51
  two Banker Part two, Part two. No, we're not gonna talk about
• 42:53
  part two Part two. No, No, it is no no, no,
• 42:54
  no album. It does exist, and it exists in that and then
• 43:00
  let's do the next one as sure. And now we bring back and we're
• 43:07
  still you know, we're not We're out of that, out of we are
• 43:13
  out of that. We We've climbed out of deep dark wing now, but
• 43:15
  we're still in that. Michael, you know that you look at it.
• 43:21
  Let me talk about the album for you to say it's ass, because Keddy,
• 43:23
  you what you do, talk a lot, or you do a lot
• 43:27
  of extra talking. I know you won't let me you're explaining it. Because
• 43:31
  I know that you're explaining it. I know what's ass. I wasn't expecting
• 43:37
  him once. You wasn't expected some ship because you was expected to be good
• 43:42
  and it was ass and you wasn't expected to be asked. But that's what
• 43:45
  you got, my man. That's so stop you know, stop this Sally
• 43:54
  Nigga to the ship, no prepos. He's like, well, I was
• 44:00
  expecting him to go back to this sound because that sound. See what he
• 44:04
  said, he said, I was expecting him to go do this sound because
• 44:07
  this was good. But he didn't do this. So if you didn't do
• 44:09
  the good but Michael love sex sound was good. He also did another good
• 44:15
  sound. It was to go back to twenty twenty, which was good.
• 44:20
  He went back further than that. Right, you can't ask questions and then
• 44:22
  when people start he was making twenty years my old music. Michael as a
• 44:25
  forty five year old Ash thank you. I don't need to see he was
• 44:30
  fifty years old talking about sitting you and read no, motherfucker, that's a
• 44:35
  different album. That's justified, justified, ass no, even worse. You
• 44:40
  are the only nigga that asks questions about something. But people start answering,
• 44:44
  like why are you talking so much? So? How was the album?
• 44:46
  And what would you swear to God give anything less than eight? Why is
• 44:52
  the six or seven bad? Six is bad? A six is a bad
• 44:54
  album. It ain't good. A six is a bad album. I wouldn't
• 44:59
  call him bad. It is good. It's so, what's the album that
• 45:01
  you can think of that you would give a six? Mike? The album
• 45:05
  that I would give a six? You can't even think of it because it's
• 45:07
  not memorable, honestly. I mean, that's the God truth album, Pablo,
• 45:16
  don't ask me. I don't give that. That's getting round down two
• 45:23
  zero. That's lower than that Holy gray that, you know what? I
• 45:34
  think? It's like, blue Print three is a six to me, Okay,
• 45:37
  I can ride with that. A Blueprint three that's like a ship.
• 45:40
  Okay. And that wasn't a bad album. That was just wasn't good.
• 45:44
  It was, like I said, multiple times it was just okay. Now
• 45:46
  there are songs on there that I'm like, this is this is some good
• 45:51
  ship, want some good ship, but a lot of it it's it's a
• 45:55
  justin timblelick album. So it's like not Man of the Woods, not Man
• 46:00
  know it was, but like just like album. It's like so like you
• 46:02
  you know, his sounds like you could listen to it, but a lot
• 46:07
  of songs really didn't stick out. A lot of it didn't stick out,
• 46:10
  just songs exactly exactly A couple could have been cut. Really how many?
• 46:15
  How many all the songs on there? Eighteen there's a lot of JT.
• 46:17
  And you know JT likes to be like on certain songs like six seven minutes
• 46:22
  long, right, but those are the good ones. So those are the
• 46:23
  good ones. Though some of those two three minute songs you can just like
• 46:28
  cut one of those. You don't need both of those. But hey,
• 46:32
  yeah, no I listened a couple of times it's just okaying. Yeah,
• 46:38
  I give like a between like maybe like a six six point five yeah,
• 46:43
  yeah, yeah, yeah. I was hoping for more. I was hoping
• 46:49
  for like he was hoping for good. I was hoping for usher level album
• 46:52
  album that ship is like I'll give it eight ns. Yeah that album husher
• 47:00
  Sucker is digging that out. Okay, Okay, that's not the words.
• 47:05
  It's not the words I would use. They're just piling up over the course
• 47:07
  of from the video with the night. The comments are getting bad. People
• 47:15
  don't know how. They don't they don't understand. People don't understand that people
• 47:20
  like this is coming from our listeners, like we didn't just randomly, Hey,
• 47:22
  we're just sucking ninety percent of Like no, people ask is that ship
• 47:27
  exactly? But the comments that man them that was reading through something homopho.
• 47:32
  These people are just homophobic, Like that's what it's like, Why are you
• 47:36
  talking about this? You got dicks on your mind? Like no, no,
• 47:38
  somebody close is gay and and never want to suck dick. I'm sorry
• 47:43
  ever, And the thing is what I said, I didn't think that that
• 47:47
  video was gonna do that all that. You have to trust me, No,
• 47:53
  but like, wad but to thinking about it, I'm like, first
• 47:58
  of all, pause, second, what if he come quick? Third?
• 48:00
  Pause again? And this is his second strike? What was the first strike?
• 48:07
  Though? Big one? No, so no I think he was like
• 48:13
  when I said that, I was about to go gable my girlfriend. I
• 48:16
  was like, bro, that was just jokes, just like this is just
• 48:20
  jokes, jokes, man. I think also people, I think they misunderstand
• 48:23
  the term not that serious exactly. Manly read the title and then you got
• 48:29
  people and I are like, I love how confident Keenan is. Cause somebody
• 48:32
  said, just because you go into space doesn't make you an astronaut. My
• 48:37
  favorite was my favorite comment, that's crazy. It's true, it does,
• 48:43
  boys say. My boy said, give me the whole one hundred. Like,
• 48:46
  see he's married, he's fooling around with the wife. Yeah, he
• 48:52
  was like, Mommy raised no quitter. I said, one, this isn't
• 48:58
  a group project. I think that was a woman said you're playing a different
• 49:02
  game than I am, so exactly. Yeah that was good. So but
• 49:07
  you know, next time, I preface it if there's a gun to your
• 49:09
  head, because that's what you need to do, a hypothetical, hypothetical,
• 49:15
  hypothetical gun to your head. Yeah, you need to be on under the
• 49:19
  verge of hypothetical death to make fictional fun. And then you should say I'd
• 49:23
  rather take the bully because you say anything else other than die, you get
• 49:29
  I rather I rather leave my family and friends weeping forever. A blow,
• 49:39
  take a little jiz of the mouth. He wouldn't suck dick, so he
• 49:45
  died. They will put in his headstone. Wouldn't suck dick, so he
• 49:50
  died here he lied? Why did he just suck that? It was only
• 49:53
  ten? Did he not hear about to ask? Did you don't hear about
• 50:01
  the astronaut? I guess not. He was a good man, but apparently
• 50:05
  not a good dick sucker. Yeah, they said, it's only gave you
• 50:07
  like it. M that's what they're afraid of in the comments exactly if they
• 50:14
  start that ninety they might get they get that get into it one. I'm
• 50:24
  just joking, okay, but not I'm gonna take the whole thing. He
• 50:35
  was like, since we're here, got to see it, okay, Oh
• 50:39
  man, what do we actually got? Oh? I say? My week
• 50:45
  was yeah, ship, I was just drunk. All we get drunk?
• 50:49
  What happened? Inter repts Now? I wouldnt day drinking on Saturday. I
• 50:52
  haven't like done that in a minute, and I I didn't even plan to.
• 50:55
  Like, I was literally like just gonna chill and then go out later.
• 50:59
  But my boy was like I went to Central Taco. Have been nice.
• 51:02
  Some chocolate is really good. The food is good. I feel like
• 51:05
  I've been there. It's a hadden Field it's right off of hadden Field Road.
• 51:09
  We've been There's hello white people, that's all white people. Yea Central
• 51:13
  Tago. It's really good. I think I went during like COVID and I
• 51:16
  was outside. Yeah, yeah, it'd be some like eateries in that like
• 51:23
  South South Jersey, that whole that whole street is all bars. It's all
• 51:28
  bars, and you would never think that it was there, but I mean
• 51:30
  that's that's where everybody goes down there. So we was just drinking nigga,
• 51:35
  I forget. We had like this pomegranate beer amazing, but then we were
• 51:38
  taking shots with the beer. Tequila, yeah, unfortunately, and I drink
• 51:44
  I drink dark. So I was just like, tequila is actually better for
• 51:46
  you, So sorry, I'm not trying to drink for the health factory to
• 51:54
  myself. It gets you there too with less of a hangover. What yeah,
• 52:00
  all the alcohols, Tequila gives you less of a hangover hangover at all.
• 52:06
  Well, Well he's good tequila because the cheap ship. Yeah it's different.
• 52:10
  Yeah, yeah, well we did that and then I had a DJ
• 52:15
  that was cool, and then uh, it's Monday. Well yesterday, Sat
• 52:19
  Patrick Day, we did a game game Day or like a day party,
• 52:22
  which turned is like a game night type thing. Shout out team, shout
• 52:24
  out on boy, Chris. It was actually a really good turn. That
• 52:28
  was fun. That was that was dope. That was dope. So I
• 52:30
  didn't even know it was Saint Patrick's Day, bro, until I forgot.
• 52:35
  You know, you know what I really learned this week because I usually don't
• 52:37
  really do anything for Saint Patrick Day. White people love this holiday drink.
• 52:43
  Oh my god, bro, I think St. Patrick's Day cross I mean
• 52:46
  parade world. Yeah, niggas, because what the fun? That's not my
• 52:51
  world. You hang white people, those niggas, nigga. I don't close
• 52:59
  my exact white people. I'm talking about, like Irish people. It's just
• 53:05
  all white people. I had. They have a share one. Everybody's Irish.
• 53:08
  Everybody's wearing their Kelly Green Eagles jersey and ship. I'm out there wearing
• 53:12
  all black. Every nigga I saw had on no Green. I'm like,
• 53:15
  this is hilarious, Brobose Irish Patty's dad. There was a woman exactly.
• 53:21
  There was a woman that used to work on your class growing up, didn't
• 53:24
  put like Leperchawn shut out in school in school think I'm thirty forgot that existediday?
• 53:36
  Yeah, I kind of shut that off. I don't think. I
• 53:38
  can't remember the last time I've even done anything for Saint Patrick that I literally
• 53:42
  don't go anywhere. Facts, that's that's fair. I agree with you that
• 53:46
  it's not our holiday. But to say you forgot how big of a holiday
• 53:51
  is when your school decorated for it, it's crazy. It was cool,
• 53:53
  that's school, I know. I think he's talking about the scale in which
• 53:58
  I think it's a little different scale like when you've seen it as an adult.
• 54:00
  Just as an adult, like you see droves and droves of people out
• 54:05
  doing it instead of just like it's just something you're doing it. It's just
• 54:07
  to go out and drink. We went to two different types of p W
• 54:09
  y s. That's what I'm gathering from this conversation. Yeah, but I
• 54:13
  saying like I went like my p W it was a lot of niggas,
• 54:17
  a lot of people. But it's not about where you went. It's just
• 54:21
  like just think about the ship. You noticed around the country around this time,
• 54:24
  like Chicago dies the fucking river greed. I didn't know that they do.
• 54:28
  Oh yeah they do. I know that it's get outside. I just
• 54:35
  I don't. I don't know. I don't city with a basketball team that
• 54:39
  their mascot is. That doesn't count. That's just a bunch of Irish people
• 54:44
  in Boston, just like there's no I understand. The most Irish thing about
• 54:52
  me is the fact, like Lucky Charms. When's the last time you seen
• 54:55
  an Italian bar, an Italian bar, or pizza police, Italian pub?
• 55:01
  Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, ship down there you Mike. Yeah,
• 55:07
  that's the answer. There's no. But you can't go into town when
• 55:12
  I seen an Irish Irish of course. Yeah, that's that's all. That's
• 55:15
  all it is. I don't pay Like I said, bro, I don't
• 55:17
  pay attention because the Irish. I just didn't. I guess I don't even
• 55:24
  think about that, the bar right and Brownson, what's it called dos docs
• 55:29
  Irish doc. I'm paying attention to that type of ship. That's not for
• 55:32
  me. I just think bar a bar, I get it, But I
• 55:38
  know Irish don't pay attention to that. I just think like I was like,
• 55:43
  yeah, that's all Publis riers to me, like exactly, like you
• 55:45
  know they called seeing niggas when you when they walk in, they don't move
• 55:49
  out the way. That's how I am with Irish Ship. I don't even
• 55:51
  see it. I'm telling myself either. But I was shocked to see all
• 55:57
  that green. I was like, God, damn, y'all got to go
• 56:00
  to work them all. I was like, everybody just has green like that.
• 56:05
  He was taking off of this too, like people called out the next
• 56:07
  day and working on Like what the fuck? That's probably the biggest drinking day
• 56:13
  for them outside of Thanksgiving, I guess, so, yeah, Thanksgiving if
• 56:17
  they come out, they come out Thanksgiving, and I don't. I ain't
• 56:22
  look on Sunday, huh, Sunday, Saturday, Sunday, Sunday was crazy
• 56:29
  just the weekend, you know, yeah, the whole weekend, but Friday,
• 56:32
  Saturday, Saturday, Yeah, Saturday for sure, Sunday with too many
• 56:36
  people my family actually want to or that was mom and dad. Yeah,
• 56:40
  I was like, oh you guys want to? Yeah, I said,
• 56:43
  that's just not like my mommy and never like what you're doing for Saint Patrick's
• 56:45
  Day like that has never been a thing. Yeah, my friends, I've
• 56:50
  never asked what we're doing for twenty one and go to like college and stuff
• 56:52
  like even it's like a we're doing ever we say Patty's bro alright, gange.
• 57:00
  I didn't hang out with the lax bombs and started off, let's get
• 57:04
  it. I went out with a white group once for same Pattig Day,
• 57:07
  just once. Did they have a good time? I mean drink, you
• 57:09
  know what I'm saying, school, But none of my niggas was like,
• 57:14
  you know where we're going Daddy's Day this year? We're gonna get these white
• 57:15
  women agree. It's that it's not our holiday, but that don't change celebrating
• 57:23
  thing. But it's just like going out to drink. It's just I guess
• 57:28
  to me, it's just never even admit that we're very closed off to the
• 57:32
  point of we don't. I didn't know what I'm never looking for that holiday
• 57:40
  ever. I just thought it was funny that all the niggas had on no
• 57:44
  green. I'm like, yeah, we're all in this together, because what
• 57:45
  the fuck? Exactly everybody there was dragged by one of a white friends pretty
• 57:51
  much, and as long as you all had a good time, the most
• 57:53
  green niggas had one. Somebody might have got like a little necklace from somebody
• 58:00
  went to quick right now, alcohol right now, Mayo. A little more
• 58:07
  nigga adjacent, you know what I'm saying, A little bit now we know
• 58:12
  it's a little more nigga days ago, a little closer. I can relate
• 58:15
  to them a little bit more. I mean, we could draw a Matt
• 58:17
  Mexico, Ireland, Mexican black Mexico would be a little plus. Chaco is
• 58:23
  a better thing America, America. I can relate more. Can I relate
• 58:30
  more to Mexicans? Irish? Yeah? When the last time you had Irish
• 58:35
  anything? Irish Irish anything? I don't know. I'm talking about like potato
• 58:40
  lot. Historically though, where did you go for where'd you go for St?
• 58:44
  Pat's Day? I was a beer the day the day before I went
• 58:47
  to Central exactly. Yeah, I don't know. Historically though, I don't
• 58:53
  know, might be closer than Irish. No, it's not, it's not,
• 59:00
  I don't know, no, no, sorry, the story of black
• 59:04
  people and Irish people were kind of close to compared to Mexican. That's what.
• 59:07
  It's a little bit closed to some thick ass red heads. What I'm
• 59:10
  talking about on the East, on the East coast a lot of times,
• 59:15
  like most of the black Yeah, I just jo't it. No, I'm
• 59:20
  not because the Irish started to work in class and so. Yeah, they
• 59:24
  try to say they were the niggas before niggas. Yeah, we was almost
• 59:28
  Italians kind of. They took the potatoes and ship. That's what the thing
• 59:31
  talking about Why black people love spaghetti blah blah blah. Yeah, black people
• 59:37
  love spaghetti. Yeah, those tiktoks are so informative. They should have history.
• 59:40
  Some of black people talk. They did one for black people. Tacos
• 59:45
  Ohia, tacos grombi. Yeah, did you see? I hate it with
• 59:49
  a passion. Yeah, I want that. What that's what the that's a
• 59:53
  stroke of male taco that falls in the same line of spaghetti. I don't
• 59:57
  think I want that, y'all. Whatever, taco, spaghetti, spaghetty,
• 1:00:01
  tacoig It's not about we're talking about you said you put them together. We're
• 1:00:07
  talking about just black people talking, you know, just the ground bad blah
• 1:00:12
  blah blah. I don't want you don't like that regular tacos. That's not
• 1:00:15
  regular to me. That's that's that's that's not tacos. Niggas a taco.
• 1:00:20
  That's a nigga. I want shredded chickens, so they don't want shreaded chicken,
• 1:00:30
  want chopped steak? I want fish, I want shrimp. You can't
• 1:00:35
  just like hey both tonight. If I say you, If I say,
• 1:00:39
  guys, come over, we're having tacos, you will not see ground beef.
• 1:00:43
  But if I did be like sweet nice, I say, no,
• 1:00:45
  is this taco taco bell? No? Yeah, c that's that taco bell.
• 1:00:55
  You don't beef at your potle is like listen to me if they if
• 1:01:00
  you invite me to your house and said, he yo, I'm making tacos
• 1:01:01
  and I show up and it's ground beef, I'm not eating and I might
• 1:01:06
  leave, all right, nigga, At that point, you played the funk
• 1:01:13
  out and my face scream put out, you get out. No, you're
• 1:01:22
  playing in my face ground beef. All you're doing is putting ground beef,
• 1:01:29
  adding a fucking taco package, seasoning, and then putting out some hard shells.
• 1:01:32
  Funk out of here, a nice affordable fry soft you know, hard
• 1:01:38
  shells. It was fine. I like soft shells, like them both.
• 1:01:40
  But either way Keenan. Come, I'll making you some biting and tacos.
• 1:01:45
  This is when you're to be done. Why is it three hours? Because
• 1:01:52
  berry it takes a least seventy two days. Okay, okay, what I'll
• 1:01:57
  take. It takes me eight minutes to Why are you crunch for time?
• 1:02:01
  Niggas can have quick tacos. Don't invite me over for quick taco I mean
• 1:02:07
  we do like sometimes the chicken you want, okay, you want respect chicken
• 1:02:12
  for his Yes, what's the difference. It's not ground. If I show
• 1:02:15
  up and it's a ground, he's ground ground. If it's a ground chicken,
• 1:02:21
  I might beat your ass. I left that behind, left it behind.
• 1:02:23
  Where'd you leave it? My childhood? My childhood in the kitchen keenan
• 1:02:30
  kitchen with the elbow spaghetti, yeah, or the elbow spaghetti in the nuns
• 1:02:34
  and the splew, the creamsicles, brown beef tacos, my childhood. The
• 1:02:45
  elitist, that's what I'm a taco elitist. Somebody gave him one little steak
• 1:02:50
  with some Jimmy Jury said forgetting not wrong with I'm gonna spit on your on
• 1:03:00
  your on your stove. Leave. I'm gonna walk out, like are you
• 1:03:05
  that's that's like you invite me over for dinner and I get there and you
• 1:03:08
  pull out a TV dinner mast potatoes coats fu in the middle corner corner.
• 1:03:15
  This job of sucking up my day came around the corner with dinner the ground
• 1:03:20
  be talking to the crazy having Stalisberry steak. If you're coming over for dinner,
• 1:03:27
  the same thing. If you're comingzza you don't like Soulisbury steak, that's
• 1:03:31
  fine, No, no, you pull out we have pizza. Was about
• 1:03:39
  to say, yeah, it's a short cut, tough crime break thoroughly and
• 1:03:50
  like like like there's some cases where I prefer prefer to what this steak is,
• 1:04:00
  dry chicken and make it right. Oh, niggas, you're asking people
• 1:04:03
  to do a lot you. I just want to put this I'm saying.
• 1:04:11
  I'm not saying I'm cooking. But if I go somewhere and they got the
• 1:04:14
  car in here, like a little little onion, maybe this little packet water
• 1:04:18
  boot let that thing do this. Nigga said, fucking packet and water out
• 1:04:25
  of here. Bro, don't invite me to your house Taco season and packet
• 1:04:28
  like no, put my little little season in taco blend for nobody who never
• 1:04:35
  cooked for everything from scratch the Mormon bitch, she's Mormon smith paus. I
• 1:04:49
  have cooked. I don't think you was here. But last time I had
• 1:04:54
  a pool party, all the food that was here, I cooked everything,
• 1:04:58
  so that was a barbecue. So don sign never cooked for you, nigga
• 1:05:01
  been here and open who said that? Nobody? I never heard Keenan.
• 1:05:08
  We've been here every Monday for four years. Keenan has never cooked the damn
• 1:05:11
  thing. I never asked me to cook for it. Why is he cooking?
• 1:05:13
  Why would he be cooking at like ten o'clock at night because he's Keenan
• 1:05:15
  nigga. He had no job, so here it's like seven thirty sometimes,
• 1:05:19
  yeah, jopping now though exactly before he had we're making some change from the
• 1:05:28
  time he got the Elsie birthday cake till last month and it was unemployed twenty
• 1:05:36
  sixth birthday. That is crazy. I was unemployed for for six years,
• 1:05:47
  for a year and five months, went through his twenties, just free living
• 1:05:59
  care sounds like a good time. It does sounds a good time. But
• 1:06:03
  I was gonna say, they're talking about the black people on TikTok. You
• 1:06:06
  see dude who was talking about the Rising Sun tattoo, please like like,
• 1:06:12
  consult with people before you get tattoos. Do your research, do your research
• 1:06:16
  the Rising Sun. It's imperial Japan people that were banging hard, killing people
• 1:06:23
  left and right. Very terrible. He said. It was not like the
• 1:06:26
  Japanese Japanese equivalent of getting a swastika. It's like, ah, but it
• 1:06:31
  looks hard. It's really dope, like you've ever seen that? Yeah,
• 1:06:34
  yeah, so it's a cool looking symbol, but people just don't really know
• 1:06:38
  what it is exactly. Because it was a girl who got like a really
• 1:06:42
  big back piece and it was like a dragon or like a coy fish with
• 1:06:46
  two koy fish and then the rising Sun was in the middle. It looked
• 1:06:48
  amazing. But he's like, that's pretty much like in a swastik on your
• 1:06:51
  back. It's like damn and doesn't look that hard though. Swaska don't look
• 1:06:56
  Also, if you know the history of Swaska is not it's not a German
• 1:07:00
  one is, but Swaska like Indians have. Yes, it's supposed to be
• 1:07:04
  a different directions. Yeah, they turned that ship, thanks eight off.
• 1:07:10
  But they also seen one of my boys who got it too. I was
• 1:07:12
  like, oh, ship, he got that ship. He got a Japanese
• 1:07:18
  imperiodism, like it's big too, it's bright, and like, man,
• 1:07:27
  yeah, Japanese. That was interesting. Japanese. Yeah, supremacy they were,
• 1:07:31
  they were, they were making some nasty runs. Such a small country,
• 1:07:35
  so powerful. Yeah, we spanked them back in the place. Now,
• 1:07:41
  okay, because they got better. But you watched the sugar of course,
• 1:07:49
  m j how was your week? I know, I'm just saying,
• 1:07:55
  I just want to say, because I just see how much older I got,
• 1:08:00
  Like I'm the fact that we just had our NaN's funeral and the fact
• 1:08:03
  that I'm I realized I'm transitioned from being in the young group to the old
• 1:08:12
  group. That's what happened. That he has been sealed. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:18
  especially since the matriarch is going and it's like now it's the Yeah,
• 1:08:21
  everybody goes down, everybody goes up, and all that me being around the
• 1:08:28
  older folks, like mingling with them. Now you've been there since they put
• 1:08:31
  you on the grill once they said, m j U barbecuing for you,
• 1:08:40
  my boy, you just didn't know. You didn't realize there was like that
• 1:08:44
  young on the grill Nah. That was like, nah, boy, senor
• 1:08:48
  grill Man, you just said you just wore sneakers so it looked good.
• 1:08:56
  I was a teenager. It was an old teen. They knew it.
• 1:09:00
  They called he was a deacon at fourteen and start that you see it fit.
• 1:09:04
  I'll be sixteen next month and these ribs will be nice and juicy.
• 1:09:13
  My age good that there is my age, But that's a good I want
• 1:09:18
  to transition off that. Y'all. Remember like the point if it's happening yet,
• 1:09:25
  that in your family, like you've gone from being like considered one of
• 1:09:28
  the kids to like being like mingling with the adults, like they let you
• 1:09:32
  into the adult world. I was saying, like in my situation is different
• 1:09:36
  because I have to almost represent because I have to take my mom's spot.
• 1:09:41
  Say you translating no no, no no, like for his family, you
• 1:09:44
  know what I'm saying, Like you translated from the old folks as younger,
• 1:09:46
  you know, because my mom is not there to represent, like to go
• 1:09:49
  to like his household. He represents the household like they go talk to the
• 1:09:55
  older and go to like the onst, like when the older family was there
• 1:09:59
  entertain painting, represent all the stuff that's going through, like the even the
• 1:10:03
  drama or whatever being part of it. I'm you don't want to hit I
• 1:10:08
  replaced her, Okay. And that's what I'm saying, Like I've transitioned to
• 1:10:12
  like I'm not like I always in our family, like I'm not in a
• 1:10:15
  child's place, like they're involving me. You got promoted. Yeah, that's
• 1:10:19
  what I'm saying, Like I'm but that's what I'm talking about that like I've
• 1:10:29
  gone to that, I've moved up to that, And it's like it's kind
• 1:10:32
  of weird, yeah, because you now you're dealing with people that's like sixty
• 1:10:36
  and seventy. But even like like me, like I'm I'm contacting them and
• 1:10:41
  I'm talking to them like even like my one great uncle, like my mom,
• 1:10:45
  he's always talked like he's another he's a big Dodgers fan, stuff like
• 1:10:47
  black, I'm calling him to make sure they're good. I'm calling all the
• 1:10:49
  older family members and shit like that, doing on stuff they used to do,
• 1:10:55
  all to doing the stuff they used to do, even taking out the
• 1:10:57
  little the baby cousins. And now it's like like oh it's a lot.
• 1:11:00
  Now it's just like damn like no longer like the child you got responsible.
• 1:11:09
  I don't want them responsible. You know now we can know that makes you
• 1:11:14
  think I don't really I guess I don't really have that nah once. I
• 1:11:18
  mean, my family is big, but my family is like kind of independent,
• 1:11:23
  like everybody kind of just do their own thing. So I was like,
• 1:11:25
  we don't have to really we gotta do this, we gotta do that,
• 1:11:28
  Like it's kind of everybody's just I don't even talk. I don't even
• 1:11:30
  know. I haven't talked to my dad's side, and my dad is the
• 1:11:32
  only person I talk to. My dad. I don't like, I don't
• 1:11:36
  know if they listen, but I don't my dad's I'm saying with my dad's
• 1:11:43
  like my dad Like, so the ones that live in town, like my
• 1:11:47
  whole dad, they're like from Virginia, man, I don't talk to none
• 1:11:50
  of them. Like it's just just it is what it is, what happens.
• 1:11:56
  They're scattered. Like if you ever meet anybody with the last name Elsie
• 1:11:59
  and it's either one L or two l's in it, I'm definitely related to
• 1:12:01
  them, and I definitely don't talk to them. I don't know. I
• 1:12:05
  just don't know, Like we said in the beginning, it's not an invitation.
• 1:12:10
  Don't reach out, don't reach out, don't conte my last name.
• 1:12:15
  No, I got some cousins, Like we might follow each other on Facebook,
• 1:12:18
  but that's about it as far as it goes. That's another thing,
• 1:12:21
  like they try to hit you like like such a ever since my mom its
• 1:12:27
  like, oh this is so it's like I don't know who you are,
• 1:12:30
  Like you don't remember some lady hit me up on twenty three and me and
• 1:12:33
  I'm like please. But the only difference like in our fam like there's a
• 1:12:39
  lot of us though, like it's a lot, but it's all in the
• 1:12:42
  same family. Like our grandfather had our great grandfather had twelve fucking kids.
• 1:12:47
  That's light. Huh, that's like light, that's light. My family.
• 1:12:56
  My family did not believe that condoms are pulling out well condoms, And not
• 1:13:03
  only is it fucking eight to like fourteen of them, but they all got
• 1:13:08
  different last Namesnik you just I said twelves comfortable, that's just your grandpappy.
• 1:13:15
  Yeah, a grandfather had twelve and then his daughter had eight, Like get
• 1:13:23
  to the numbers then, nigga, I'm sorry, Like I'm just saying say
• 1:13:27
  the numbers. My one cousin, My one cousin had twelve. She's a
• 1:13:31
  kid of fucking ten. Her uh, her parents had I think eight or
• 1:13:40
  nine. And that's just my dad's side, my mom's side. To hear
• 1:13:44
  what he just said, she had twelve, she was a child at ten
• 1:13:48
  and her parents had nine. And I think he meant that his parents came
• 1:13:53
  from nine like her. Yes, we're one of nine. Yes, yeah,
• 1:13:57
  okay, I know what he meant. And that's just one side.
• 1:13:59
  Both sides is like that, both sides, and everybody got different last names
• 1:14:02
  and ship yes what then there's three three to four last names on both sides
• 1:14:05
  of my family, niggas ghetto as hell correct different different, Yeah, like
• 1:14:14
  like shake Gilder Alexander. That's the whole last name, Shake Alexander. Everything
• 1:14:20
  he need, expedition, Shake Gilders That, yeah, my expedition. My
• 1:14:29
  my parents be bringing up people like, oh you know them. I'm like,
• 1:14:31
  I don't know these people. They like I'm such or something. I'm
• 1:14:36
  like, who who. That's why I don't be saying people. Because I
• 1:14:41
  start saying people, remember saying them that person been dead for ten years.
• 1:14:45
  I don't bring bringing up bad memories where we're hopping the round Ralphin Dances two
• 1:14:50
  thousand and eight. Stop, I just saw him yesterday. You did you
• 1:14:58
  need to call God? He's calling you. Pick up the phone, smoking
• 1:15:02
  the weed, pick up the phone. That was That was used to be
• 1:15:05
  my joke back when we first moved out here, like the reason why with
• 1:15:09
  white girls because I don't know all my family and don't want to get caught.
• 1:15:15
  And then he's like, that's a good white woman because my mom purd
• 1:15:18
  my hair. And then who we found out we might be related to,
• 1:15:21
  Yeah, that's that's still white. Might be relating to a wrestler. A
• 1:15:28
  wrestler, one of the baddies. You can't say that. No more fine
• 1:15:35
  bitch with the fat asses. My cousin that I've been posting about, Yes,
• 1:15:44
  yes, give me about it. But if it was I'll be mad.
• 1:16:00
  That's what I would be mad. Because I didn't even lie, because
• 1:16:04
  I was taking my uncle uncle to the airport and saying like, oh yeah,
• 1:16:09
  like one of the cousins. She just debuted and debut yeah, And
• 1:16:12
  it was just like he was like who I was, Like, I was
• 1:16:17
  like this describer, she got the long braid He's like, oh no,
• 1:16:24
  she did. And then he told me. I was like she said,
• 1:16:28
  he said, damn unfortunate, But he was like, whoa nigga, I
• 1:16:41
  up my therapy times a week, you know? Do you know I like
• 1:16:45
  to go two more? You know me tweets I made that girl. You
• 1:16:47
  would have to scrub, you would have to start to start a whole the
• 1:16:51
  old new job. We need to start over. Please, don't be hurt.
• 1:16:57
  Please, I said, you can't have a foot fetter. You're and
• 1:17:00
  a cousin loving ding. You gotta take big one. You can't do both,
• 1:17:03
  baby you. I'm about to start hearing Banjos on your alassig nigga,
• 1:17:08
  nig too many key words. That's why you so goddamn good. He's a
• 1:17:15
  damn hill Billy West. Yeah, this motherfucking cousin wife. Mm hmm,
• 1:17:29
  It's okay. We're only second cousin, only second, only twice removed,
• 1:17:33
  barely a second if you add one, speaking of to our he'll billy cousin
• 1:17:43
  keep on. Get it down bad. That's that's family. Get it down
• 1:17:46
  bad. You've seen this with Bruno Mars No you didn't, you boy,
• 1:17:53
  We got to break the news. Allegedly almost on Twitter. What was confirmed
• 1:18:00
  to me? It is confirmed legend on the news, so allegedly. So
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  you know, he got the whole Vegas regular residency. Now he's been doing
• 1:18:11
  more than a Yeah, apparently this nigga is fifty million in the whole to
• 1:18:15
  MGM the casino because he has a handling addiction. So but he's getting ninety
• 1:18:20
  They said he's getting ninety million. He said, oh the fuck. I
• 1:18:26
  thought. I thought you was about to be like here out here touching people.
• 1:18:30
  You know, your man's on sexual arg the nigga, you'll be hanging
• 1:18:35
  weight. He holding on my Apparently Lovely wasn't abate you got he's fifty million
• 1:18:45
  in debt to MGM, and they said he's pretty much be working not for
• 1:18:48
  free, but he's gonna be paying that off. Of course, saying ship
• 1:18:51
  fifty million is what? What bets are you making? Bad ones? The
• 1:18:56
  power of cocaine, baby, I want to hear the bets, know,
• 1:19:00
  like I would love to sell the tickets casino bakara or something like that,
• 1:19:04
  running up probably being black jack. Give thirty thousand dollars hands give them,
• 1:19:11
  you know, I'm good for it. You said, what you should they
• 1:19:13
  give them money to play? Probably money to play for being he ran that
• 1:19:19
  ship in a fucking a single hand in hand. But it's not like it's
• 1:19:24
  like give me, give me a marker and then like it's like like mob
• 1:19:28
  ship. Yes, they got him out out there like space Jam always lose
• 1:19:36
  bro Get that he's about to because that's what happens. It's like a richie
• 1:19:41
  give me a let me, let me hold another that somebody that then they
• 1:19:45
  drop an album. He's gonna he's gonna be touring the world. It's not
• 1:19:51
  he's gonna be She's gonna be locked in m GM that he won't be taking
• 1:19:57
  the rest out. He'll be going straight straight London. He might be more
• 1:20:00
  cooked up than ever. Once it just starts, hopefully not performing every night.
• 1:20:04
  I also doing Mother Silk Sonic album. That was cool. I feel
• 1:20:12
  like I feel like it's over. I think that's it. So I don't
• 1:20:15
  know if I talked about this with y'all, but I felt like it would
• 1:20:18
  be great if they did, like so like they went to the next era
• 1:20:21
  of sound. It made an album sound like that, and like they just
• 1:20:25
  kept doing that. I think that would be that they could easily do that
• 1:20:29
  both. They could easily do that because what was that album? Seventies?
• 1:20:32
  Yes, the seventies, they go eighties easily do the eighties, bro,
• 1:20:36
  And if they did the nineties and brought in roth Deep, it's over.
• 1:20:40
  He already did nineties stuff. So exactly is Anderson fox boy? I think
• 1:20:46
  like that would be fire if each one of the projects just went to a
• 1:20:50
  different era of ten sounds, ten slappers. In the meantime it is black.
• 1:20:57
  You dropped projects with knowledge and no worries. That would be nice.
• 1:21:00
  That album speaking probably did you listen to Well, I know you didn't,
• 1:21:04
  Chief Keeping. Did you listen to I did? Fire? Yeah? Fire?
• 1:21:09
  It was it restored the feeling excuse Yeah, it was literally like a
• 1:21:12
  mixtape from the early start of Chicago. When did that come out? That
• 1:21:15
  makes it like over the weekend tough bron Yeah, Chief Keif Usher, it's
• 1:21:24
  Chief Keith then the King of drill Ye started? Did Usher started genre?
• 1:21:30
  No? Okay? Then? Yeah, I know you don't believe this,
• 1:21:31
  but there's certain niggas that like, no, if you're they're they're past there,
• 1:21:36
  like you run to their ship when they drop now era, no problem.
• 1:21:44
  USh is not that problem. I have with that is if I tell
• 1:21:46
  you it's good, you take my word for it. I trust you.
• 1:21:50
  I just I'll get to it in my own time. But you went out
• 1:21:54
  your way to listen to Chief Keif. When's the last? When's the last
• 1:21:57
  Chief Keith album? You heard that? You were like, it's been a
• 1:21:59
  long time, rich all right? Then it was keeping put out though I
• 1:22:05
  think I'm excited to listen. Okay, okay, it's more excited, okay,
• 1:22:10
  okay. And it was a trapper halics mistake, trap halics what Mike
• 1:22:13
  Will made it on every beat. I respect it. He makes a good
• 1:22:15
  project. I respect made it. I respect it. You just disrespectful,
• 1:22:20
  that's all this, No nigga, You just living nigga. He's a king
• 1:22:24
  of fucking drill. I know for a fact, Michael has listened to more
• 1:22:29
  US Shure in his life than the King of Dull. Sure, that's almost
• 1:22:31
  the reason why you don't want to listen to the new Ship. Actually,
• 1:22:33
  she keep dropping a bunch of albums exactly exactly, and but the last one
• 1:22:39
  didn't come out, so it was twenty twenty one, so I s it
• 1:22:42
  was a minute ago this last album come out. I don't know last year.
• 1:22:45
  No, that's a lie year before. No might say it, nigga,
• 1:22:51
  I don't know, I know it was in the past two years.
• 1:22:56
  Tell me Encyclopedia Brown Usher's last twenty sixteen, Hard to Love twenty six that's
• 1:23:04
  not true. Before Coming Home, Yeah album not not not, don't consider
• 1:23:11
  the DA twenty eighteen. That was only like four songs collabor Yeah, collaborative
• 1:23:15
  album and it was ass yeah, who cares? Okay, eight songs,
• 1:23:19
  all right, no respect the Chief. Keith puts some ass on between that
• 1:23:24
  last project. But Mike was like, I gotta run to the chief.
• 1:23:27
  It's alright, it's okay, it's okay. I just I forgot all about
• 1:23:30
  the Usher starting myself. We don't we don't have to do that. We
• 1:23:33
  we already went down this rabbit before. Let's just talk about one of the
• 1:23:38
  kings of the genre. Let's just talk about how Keenan dodged a bullet with
• 1:23:42
  bullet with what dodger bullet from being around Dan Snyder. Oh, I don't
• 1:23:45
  even know to talk about. We gotta say that the next episode. That's
• 1:23:50
  a lot on. We got to see what he what Drake Bell has to
• 1:23:54
  say before we really dive in a nasty man. Yeah, nasty man bred
• 1:24:02
  another nasty man. Yeah, do more nasty man that was looking like he
• 1:24:06
  bred him. Who I mean, not like that? Geez right? No,
• 1:24:12
  no, no, it wasn't Dan that did it. It was the
• 1:24:15
  other guy, the guy Jason. No, not even Jason, the dude
• 1:24:18
  with the pickles guy or pickle whatever. John Wayne Gacy fan? What that
• 1:24:25
  was it you were watching? I was watching, but I don't watch clo
• 1:24:29
  L. So this dude had a picture or a self portrait of John Wayne
• 1:24:35
  Gacy that he did for him, and he was communicating with him while he
• 1:24:41
  was I guess in prison. Wow, when he had to take around kids.
• 1:24:45
  Yes, yeah, but we're gonna pack that in the second episode.
• 1:24:50
  Yeah, yeah, you'd be looking out for that for next week. You
• 1:24:55
  want talk about Jennifer real quick? No life work? Yeah, I I'm
• 1:25:00
  meant to watch that ass movie. Just see how it was the movie.
• 1:25:03
  It's her everything, literally everything everything. She put out an album too.
• 1:25:09
  I think I know it's a tour. I know it's a documentary, and
• 1:25:13
  I know it's a movie. When she's supposed to have a residency or did
• 1:25:15
  did she have that already for Oh, what you going to do? I
• 1:25:19
  think that already happened. Right, here's my thing. She already had realize
• 1:25:24
  she's insufferable now, no everybody she put out a new song. Yeah,
• 1:25:28
  everything she does. I don't know if it's her mannerisms. She's just fucking
• 1:25:31
  annoying, very annoying. She's just did you see the new like the new
• 1:25:35
  ship? But I see the thing when she was fixing her like, yeah,
• 1:25:39
  it just seems so weake. This used to be a little kid just
• 1:25:43
  fucking running around on the block and the brock blocking the bronx. I'm like,
• 1:25:46
  lady, lady, and lady whatever. I'm like, bitch, shut
• 1:25:50
  up, lady. That's all I feel about the Rock? Now, did
• 1:25:54
  you say that's how you feel about fifty cent and fifty fifty like that?
• 1:25:58
  But the Rock is getting there? What I love the Rock though? Sorry
• 1:26:00
  you, I don't know, just like the way that it's just so performative,
• 1:26:05
  like not even like even not talking about wrestling, like outside of resting
• 1:26:10
  his uh paragraph captions, every Instagram post, just all of it. It's
• 1:26:15
  just like, like, why do we have to is his TV show still
• 1:26:17
  going on? Show? She wasn't that bad? Yeah, the show.
• 1:26:20
  I don't know if it's going on. I don't think it got canceled.
• 1:26:24
  I don't I think. I don't think it's the time that young rock like
• 1:26:27
  that young. That was really funny. I enjoyed it. It was one
• 1:26:30
  girl said three seasons this. One girl said about Jennifer Lopez. Jay Well,
• 1:26:34
  Jaylo will always have a hater as long as I'm alive. I don't
• 1:26:36
  even know why she makes me so mad. No, the best we know,
• 1:26:44
  said j Loo is for latinos, facts, facts, me, even
• 1:26:50
  me, even me, She's like, she's just like, what's her name?
• 1:26:57
  Was it? Who's the girl? I said, give me he b
• 1:26:59
  g niggas give me she's not. I get the same vibea, same vibe
• 1:27:05
  niggas give me be. I think now she was now she was singing the
• 1:27:10
  song. I don't know, she's not she's annoying, she's not. People
• 1:27:13
  just made that bigger than what it was. Yeah, she was singing,
• 1:27:15
  she was singing a song. Song. She was singing the song, and
• 1:27:17
  people camera saying niggas multiple times, and so was jayl And nobody said anything.
• 1:27:21
  How we saying now now? But when she actually did end the song
• 1:27:25
  with jo Rode. Nobody said the word, So there's a lot of things
• 1:27:28
  nobody said back in the two early two thousand shouldn't be no. But what
• 1:27:31
  I'm saying is she Gina just singing the song corny. She's still corney for
• 1:27:36
  her singing fucking Fuji song. Yeah, she can't sing Foojie song, Niggas
• 1:27:42
  niggas, shup the rock, shut the rock, jayl it coming like she's
• 1:27:56
  just cringey. Yeah. The funny thing to like, look of Ben how
• 1:28:00
  he is when he's with her, and the funny ship was like there's a
• 1:28:02
  video of Ben with Jennifer Gardner, like they're like, yeah, cackling like
• 1:28:08
  great time, like they're like co parents and the ship, I mean,
• 1:28:11
  and then he opens the door for Jenny's just like he's like he's like the
• 1:28:15
  me gets in the cart up, shut up, shut up up. But
• 1:28:21
  then like now, but then you hear like all the stories how she's terrible,
• 1:28:26
  Jamie Fox been trying to tell us for years. It's just that she's
• 1:28:29
  trying to force herself to stay relevant. Yeah, kind of. And it's
• 1:28:32
  like she doesn't have any talent. Yea, she can dance, that's it.
• 1:28:38
  I will never say she can't. That's all she can do. That's
• 1:28:42
  all she can do. She's not she's not that. She's not a noble
• 1:28:45
  actress. She is a horrible she's not good. She's not she's horrible.
• 1:28:48
  She's not she's okay when any awards, she's okay at best. So she's
• 1:28:56
  okay at best serviceable. She can't sing. She can't sing. She's a
• 1:29:00
  good performer though on stage performances she's really not. I guess not enough because
• 1:29:06
  of tour at seller So she ain't that goddamn No, that's because the songs
• 1:29:10
  aren't good. That doesn't take away some performance. So if you can't,
• 1:29:14
  if you're performing ass song, it takes away from the performance. No,
• 1:29:16
  it is because the songs suck, because you got to perform the songs new
• 1:29:20
  song. She's kind of like a h and I don't mean no disrespect that.
• 1:29:24
  She's kind of like a Tiana Taylor in a way, like she like
• 1:29:27
  we know she could perform her asshole, but like her music ain't on the
• 1:29:30
  level of her performing. Cianna Taylor has great music. I love her music,
• 1:29:33
  but her perform her music isn't on the level form that she could perform,
• 1:29:36
  like she's easily one of the best beliformans live right now. Yeah,
• 1:29:41
  yeah, but she can sing, Jylo can't do that. You can't sing
• 1:29:45
  a matter of fact, because somebody was. All she can do is fucking
• 1:29:46
  dance and kind of middle her way through an acting. And she's still the
• 1:29:50
  middle because the movie, because Mariot's always hated her, and because Ryan can
• 1:29:56
  sing and she can't. But I guess there's a scene a glitter, We're
• 1:30:00
  like the star girl that they wanted to make a star. It was like
• 1:30:03
  a terrible singer, but like, yeah, it's like having sex the producer.
• 1:30:06
  I guess, so based off her. It's kind of based off her.
• 1:30:11
  And then at the background singers like, hey, like Mariah, can
• 1:30:14
  you sing this part instead? And then Terrence Howard was like just lower her
• 1:30:18
  voice. Rais like, that's that's supposed to be j Love. I think
• 1:30:24
  people don't like it just because she she's not obviously, it goes back to
• 1:30:30
  all people's problems. She's not. She's not authentic, not self aware in
• 1:30:33
  the block, like the block. We've been off the block a long time.
• 1:30:39
  Did we talk about how when she went home or she went to her
• 1:30:43
  alleged old house, and they were just yeah. So she went back to
• 1:30:45
  her old house in the Bronx and then they were just like okay, oh
• 1:30:49
  yeah, they wanted She wanted them to be like excited to see her.
• 1:30:51
  They probably yeah, they were looking at her like, uh jlo, we're
• 1:30:56
  trying to go inside and make them. When we speak of New York legends,
• 1:30:59
  nobody your name up legends, so nobody brings your name up out of
• 1:31:03
  soul. Sorry, it's okay, It is okay. You've you've had a
• 1:31:09
  good career. Just write it out to the end. You need to stop
• 1:31:14
  trying to make something new. You need to shut up, take what,
• 1:31:16
  take what you got, cut and run because you've been giving way too much
• 1:31:23
  already, way too much for the level of talent you have. You've been
• 1:31:30
  giving a whole motherfucking lot pretty privilege you are to start. You are starting
• 1:31:34
  a lot of movies privilege where it's like, what the fuck why she keep
• 1:31:39
  getting movies? But the thing is those movies weren't bad, Michael, Yeah,
• 1:31:43
  she got some good movies. Weren't bad. You want to go through,
• 1:31:45
  Sure, I love I don't even don't I love Monster Monster in Law
• 1:31:50
  was a banger. Monster in law. She's probably produced those movies. Selena
• 1:31:56
  is did I look Conda? She It was great, she looks good.
• 1:32:02
  Do it et when she has her hair like that, because it's like reminds
• 1:32:05
  her of like her movies are on the block running made in Manhattan. That's
• 1:32:13
  like, Yeah, that's that's not what is that? That's exactly that's the
• 1:32:19
  movie that's like ben Affleck one of the revere most worst movies ever. I
• 1:32:23
  mean, she was Selena. She gotta get some type of credit for that.
• 1:32:26
  Sure. Definitely the reason why was about the Who was she? Then?
• 1:32:34
  She was the main of the wasn't She definitely wasn't the main the main
• 1:32:41
  My aunt was fucking Woody Allen. I don't think she was the man.
• 1:32:45
  She wasn't that either. I think she was like tough guys. She was
• 1:32:50
  Sharon Stone. She's the main I forgot, you know, you know what
• 1:32:55
  I saw about and Conna, Like they said that the snake was not like
• 1:32:58
  c G. Iron. It was an actual life, mechanical, huge snake.
• 1:33:02
  They were like, yeah, this ship was actually terrifying. Yeah,
• 1:33:06
  Mike, you're doing some scrolling there, because I don't recognize a lot of
• 1:33:10
  these movies that's why we might so say, so okay, border Town,
• 1:33:16
  Yeah, the wedding Planner, Yeah, that was Matthew McConnell. Shall we
• 1:33:23
  dance? That was big. When I worked at the movie theater, that
• 1:33:27
  was like a thing an unfinished life. Oh no, the backup playing.
• 1:33:33
  I don't know where are you heard it out? Yeah? What to expect
• 1:33:38
  when you're expecting. I remember that one. I don't think she was like
• 1:33:41
  that was okay. I don't think I think that was like a start the
• 1:33:44
  camera rock and I'm not giving a credit for ice Age, Continental Drift,
• 1:33:48
  definitely not Park. No, her filmography is gone enough. You see it.
• 1:33:56
  Leland that was cool enough, was cool enough? It is fine you
• 1:33:59
  see Leland cool or Lilah and Eve whatever happened. That's the movie with her,
• 1:34:03
  Viola Davis and the whole time, Like so Viola Davis is like trying
• 1:34:06
  to somebody killed her son or husband. I forget who she's just. That
• 1:34:13
  movie flopped like ship that the budgets four point nine. Man, it didn't
• 1:34:17
  even make two hundred thousand in the box office. That's crazy. But it
• 1:34:20
  was a Sundance release, so I don't know, okay, But the movie
• 1:34:25
  itself was crazy because Jennifer Lopez's character never even existed, so it was fire.
• 1:34:31
  I like that movie, huh okay. But other than that hus hustler,
• 1:34:35
  she's a serviceable actor. Yeah, she's she's never actress, same same
• 1:34:42
  ship. She's never gonna blow out the water. She's perfect for this error
• 1:34:45
  where you could just put a movie out on the streaming and just except for
• 1:34:48
  that that ship that she directed produced, Yeah, that Zodiac ship. Whatever.
• 1:34:54
  Did you see the Mother? No, that was a good one.
• 1:34:57
  I like that one that came out last year. He was good in that
• 1:35:00
  one movie, the Strippers Strippership. You actually heard that. That wasn't bad.
• 1:35:05
  That was a good movie. But we say all this to say Jennifer
• 1:35:09
  Lopez, Sure, after giving her some slight praise, I'll give credits where
• 1:35:13
  it's due. And just stop trying to force self, stop trying to stop
• 1:35:16
  trying to just go away. She could literally movies like just be quiet,
• 1:35:20
  don't even do that. Just don't say anything, just keep posting on Instagram
• 1:35:25
  and just start singing exactly, just go away. Don't sing no more singing,
• 1:35:30
  stop singing, no she sing Just don't put it out, just don't
• 1:35:35
  put it over release it to the mask. Don't if you want to say,
• 1:35:40
  we don't want to know about it. Exactly. All she has to
• 1:35:43
  do if she really wants to stay relevant just keep posting on Instagram. That's
• 1:35:45
  all you have to do. No videos, no sound, don't speak,
• 1:35:49
  just post on Instagram. Post that ass be fine. Okay, she's already
• 1:35:54
  been doing that, simple enough. I think. Also because people there's like
• 1:35:58
  the stories that's coming to how terrible a person and she is like, yeah,
• 1:36:00
  her, she ran somebody off the road once. It was like it's
• 1:36:04
  everybody. The creators of South Park they called this early are you wow?
• 1:36:15
  Great episode and I guarantee none of them ain't gonna tackles honey my docle flavor?
• 1:36:27
  Is that what they sitting in the episode? Yes, she is keep
• 1:36:30
  posting, so she's I know you want all the mommy, but I will
• 1:36:36
  never take that. Okay, listen, she's still look good. Still look
• 1:36:42
  good. That one's good. No one, definitely still definitely would definitely would,
• 1:36:45
  but like, just keep posting that heat. But she was like,
• 1:36:47
  can I sing you my entire album beforehand? Uh? Deal breakers, I
• 1:36:53
  got somewhere to be can we get you? With Jennifer Lopez but she has
• 1:36:58
  to sing every single one of her songs first. Can a shanty singing for
• 1:37:02
  me? Because it can? I also have the sex with the Johnty.
• 1:37:08
  Can we can you just go away and not just deal with the John Why
• 1:37:15
  not bring both? I'm respectful so with Jennifer Lopez and ah, but you
• 1:37:25
  have to listen to Jenny A little bit of thing. I might do that.
• 1:37:30
  Yeah, it is the whole. I'm gonna doing it. I'm gonna
• 1:37:35
  be beating my bleeding ass ears you know, remix and my ear is gonna
• 1:37:50
  be bleeding. But calm down, Okay, I'm gonna look like a fucking
• 1:38:00
  the grandma from SpongeBob d all the fluids everything, give everything I got,
• 1:38:08
  give them everything I have and some of Keenan's everything. I got to turn
• 1:38:15
  the water. Nigga, you might need another nigga snow because I don't get
• 1:38:31
  that. Yeah, that's a lot of ass, but I feeling I might
• 1:38:35
  need another nigga, Like, bro, can you hold it? Hold that
• 1:38:39
  one che cut from me? Because hold me up? Cause what I ask
• 1:38:44
  your back support cut? He was not like he did that before. I
• 1:38:48
  need another. I ain't got enough meat because you can put your meat in
• 1:38:53
  here too. Huh. Wesley up some of the run up a whole quotables
• 1:39:02
  of all his ships, and it was like the oh, his at one
• 1:39:08
  point I can go through his ship is crazy crazy. He got some crazy
• 1:39:12
  one like we could go over the next thank you, but his his his
• 1:39:15
  one liners are all right, guys, well shut all. You know that
• 1:39:21
  means it's time to go. We will see you. Uh, make sure
• 1:39:26
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  right, y'all, we'll see y'all next week, same time. Say place
• 1:39:56
  bye bye bo for this part, just to talk about the NB Charlotte made.
• 1:40:01
  Did y'all see the three? So it was like there was somebody asking,
• 1:40:05
  like, what's the wild ship that happened? Turning to podcast during an
• 1:40:08
  interview, and then it just turned into all dj MV and Charlotte Wae ship,
• 1:40:12
  Like Charlott Mane asked somebody nine questions. It's absolutely insane, like when
• 1:40:16
  are you talking to logic? Uh? I want to say, he said
• 1:40:27
  logic to say something that's like, who the hell riped your sister? Yeah?
• 1:40:34
  I was like, whoa logic had away with? Had all the right
• 1:40:39
  if once you smack him in the mouth, that's he's I don't really want
• 1:40:43
  to talk about that. That was one. It was one. Uh dj
• 1:40:48
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  a girl to a woman. Yeah. They was like, you know,
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