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Stupid Things White People Do | Monday 09.09.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome inside the treehouse. Sidly your warriors outside join me
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  Speaker 1: Daniel Mountain, Trade Trenholm, and Raj Sharman for this Monday
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  Speaker 1: episode September ninth, twenty twenty four. We like to start
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  Speaker 1: most shows with the absolute stupidest thing possible to really
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  Speaker 1: grab your attention hook. You bring you inside the treehouse
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  Speaker 1: and then keep you here for the show's entirety, and
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  Speaker 1: we rarely struggle to do that. Today there's no exception,
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  Speaker 1: because today is one of those days where we have
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  Speaker 1: an overabundance of stupid. It is a veritable flood of
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  Speaker 1: treehouse stupidoty. And then Tray came along and sent me
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  Speaker 1: the news story about the Boeing Starliner returning to Earth,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, yep, that rose to the top of
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  Speaker 1: the floodwaters.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how you could watch the story like
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  Speaker 2: when it landed, like it made all the channels and
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  Speaker 2: everybody was just, i mean just applauding Boeing for landing.
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  Speaker 1: So you remember, you remember the news story we did
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  Speaker 1: last week about the corporate retreat where it was on
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  Speaker 1: a mountain, Colorado, and the headline made it sound like
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  Speaker 1: the corporate retreat just left one guy on the mountain,
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  Speaker 1: when in reality, he got lost and they couldn't find it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh do you know what happened?
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  Speaker 2: Well, when they were coming down the mountain, they took
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  Speaker 2: the flags, the markers. They forgot he was there, so
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  Speaker 2: they took the markers out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it is still really bad. I thought it was okay. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: There was a headline that read to the effect of
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  Speaker 1: co workers leave man on mountain during corporate outing, which
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  Speaker 1: made it sound like it wasn't. They didn't make it
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  Speaker 1: sound like he was lost or something or like it
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  Speaker 1: made it sound like they left him there intentionally. This
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  Speaker 1: headline from CBS News sounds very similar to that from
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  Speaker 1: CBS News Boeing's troubled star liner makes safe return to
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  Speaker 1: Earth after leaving.
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  Speaker 4: Its crew behind.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you had one job, right.
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  Speaker 5: But you know the crew has been up so this
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  Speaker 5: was in space turns this was the equivalent of a
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  Speaker 5: three hour tour.
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  Speaker 3: Who's Gilligan, who's the skipper? That's all I want to know.
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  Speaker 4: They got up there.
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  Speaker 5: They've been up there for ninety something days because they
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  Speaker 5: deemed that the star Liner was not safe to return.
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  Speaker 5: So you know, the two people who are watching this going,
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  Speaker 5: I'll f youf you, f you when that thing made
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  Speaker 5: a safe landing.
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  Speaker 3: Really the rocket should have just done this the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, just two middle fingers back up at.
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  Speaker 3: The well astronauts.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean if it was like a regular rocket
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  Speaker 1: going back down, it looks like one middle finger.
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  Speaker 2: But they literally have to be there until February because you.
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  Speaker 4: Get Elon Musk.
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  Speaker 1: And that doesn't seem to be high on his priority list.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's sending a cyber truck. That's gonna be all.
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  Speaker 2: You have to give it to Bowing. Any win is
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  Speaker 2: a win. Like their stock went through the roof because
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  Speaker 2: they landed. Wait what Yeah, the rocket landed as they said,
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  Speaker 2: entered the fiery atmosphere of Earth and landed safely, So
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  Speaker 2: their stock went to the roof.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's your job.
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  Speaker 4: At one point there.
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  Speaker 5: Was talk that they were just gonna have to jettison
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  Speaker 5: this thing from the space station, and you're just talking
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  Speaker 5: about like ten billion dollars just drifting off it.
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  Speaker 2: They were going to call it, they were going to
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  Speaker 2: take the loss as quote, I'm not making this up
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  Speaker 2: space trash.
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  Speaker 3: When your rocket is called space trash.
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  Speaker 2: And then three months later it's like, Yay, we made
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  Speaker 2: it and your two astronauts are like, what the seriously,
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  Speaker 2: we could have gone home now they have to wait
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  Speaker 2: till February.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Okay, so now if you're now, let's let's play
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  Speaker 1: a quick hypothetical. If if you're the astronauts, Trey, if
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  Speaker 1: you guys are the astronauts on the space station and
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  Speaker 1: NASA gives you the option to stay where you are
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  Speaker 1: until February or actually, hang on, I think we have
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  Speaker 1: another game that we can do this for. Hang on,
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  Speaker 1: let me see you here. It is time for versus
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  Speaker 1: inside the tree house. Today's contestants Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma.
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  Speaker 3: Big fan.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome, gentlemen, long time, first time.
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  Speaker 1: Today's question for you in versus is if you too,
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  Speaker 1: If the two of you were the astronauts stuck on
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  Speaker 1: the International Space Station right now, and NASA came to
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  Speaker 1: you with the option of a hop on this Boeing
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  Speaker 1: star Liners attempt at returning to Earth, you might make
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  Speaker 1: it or you might end up as space trash. I
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  Speaker 1: guess that's B.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: So A is you get on this Boeing star Liner
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  Speaker 1: and you either make it to Earth or you become
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  Speaker 1: space trash or B you just hang out there until
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  Speaker 1: February until we can send uh one of Elon's cyber
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  Speaker 1: truck rockets to get you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Indian, like, we we can't even go to Pakistan,
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  Speaker 2: so we're not We're not going to.
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  Speaker 3: We're not going to the moon, buddy, We're not going
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  Speaker 3: to space.
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  Speaker 1: We're good, Okay, So are you gonna are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: wait it out? Or are you gonna take the Boeing
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  Speaker 1: star Liner back to Earth?
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's not called the Challenger, so uh, I'll
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  Speaker 2: take the too soon really eighty six? Uh, but I
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  Speaker 2: mean I would, Uh, I would risk it to come
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  Speaker 2: back instead of waiting in space. Like if I called
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  Speaker 2: you right out, Dan and I was like, hey, we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna we're going to space, and you have to be
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  Speaker 2: there till February.
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  Speaker 3: Or we could do this, I would take the rocket down.
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  Speaker 5: Well, but I also gotta remember it again, this was
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  Speaker 5: a three hour tour. They were only supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: gone for ten days.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was eleven days was the max. That's
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  Speaker 2: what they were told. So the fact that they.
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  Speaker 3: Even have enough food and drinking water, which although.
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  Speaker 5: They're still dependent on a resupply ship, docking would be unmanned.
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  Speaker 5: But they've they've gotten that down pretty well. But yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you're already up there ninety days before the water tray.
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  Speaker 3: What's the water repurposed what you're in? Yes, at least
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  Speaker 3: some of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to drink pea and stay there until February.
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  Speaker 2: I'll take the fiery crash trey.
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  Speaker 1: What say you? Are you gonna wait till February and
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  Speaker 1: drink your own pea? Or are you going to take
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  Speaker 1: a fifty to fifty shot on the Boeing aircraft back
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  Speaker 1: to Earth?
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  Speaker 3: I like, how you have to think about this?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, we asked a hard questions and the biggest variable
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  Speaker 5: in this equation is do I like the other person
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  Speaker 5: I'm with that?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even think about that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a girl. It's a guy and a girl.
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  Speaker 5: It's like, you know, it's there a little sex on
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  Speaker 5: the side if you come to an agreement.
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  Speaker 3: What okay, space sex? I could kind of, I could.
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  Speaker 3: I could stay till February.
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  Speaker 2: A space handy just looking at the moon.
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  Speaker 1: And on the phone with your spouses.
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  Speaker 1: longer than they ever were promised or intended or planned on.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and my mind you the February rescue date is
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  Speaker 4: in pencil.
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  Speaker 3: It's a tentative. It could be March.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's February with an asterisk because because this is
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  Speaker 1: also because this is a rush job getting a manned
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  Speaker 1: vehicle into space, because it wasn't planned well that if
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  Speaker 1: there's anything we know NASA loves, it's hurrying.
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  Speaker 4: And this isn't even NASA is like bailing bowing out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't see.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, the saying it's like the blind leading
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  Speaker 1: the blind. I think I think, I think elon musk
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  Speaker 1: and uh leading boeing is kind of the new equation
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  Speaker 1: for it. Because what was it you were saying before tray,
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  Speaker 1: It's like on the cyber truck, they didn't research the
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  Speaker 1: materials enough, so there's fingerprints all over them.
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  Speaker 5: Now, yeah, there's like the oil on your skin if
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  Speaker 5: you look at the original whatever that alloy is they
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  Speaker 5: are made with. If you look at a cyber truck,
• 12:18
  Speaker 5: now look around the door handles and everything else, they're
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  Speaker 5: starting to discolor because something about the oil and dirt
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  Speaker 5: on skin reacts with it and it's discoloring it permanently, Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: And you can't and here's the thing, you can't paint it.
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  Speaker 2: It's just two hundred thousand dollars thrown away.
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  Speaker 4: Well, i've seen and God forbid you get one in
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  Speaker 4: a puddle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I've seen a few of the cyber trucks,
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  Speaker 1: and I've also seen what their supposed capabilities are.
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  Speaker 5: Also no car wash, no car washes, oh you know
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  Speaker 5: why rust. But also if it has that undersprayerh are
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  Speaker 5: you do the wheels?
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  Speaker 4: It can get up there and fry your whole system.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it can't go through an actual you
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  Speaker 2: can't even take it to like a high school car wash,
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  Speaker 2: like to donate to the football team.
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  Speaker 1: Like you can't cyber truck.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, screw team cyber truck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've I've seen videos of the supposed
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  Speaker 1: capabilities of the cyber truck and people go, look at
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  Speaker 1: my cyber truck can do. And then people come in
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  Speaker 1: and then they show like them stepping over the same puddle.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, look at my feet can do? Or I've
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  Speaker 1: seen old ladies on rascals with more off road capabilities
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  Speaker 1: than the cyber trucks.
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  Speaker 5: The best what is and Roger just see the video
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  Speaker 5: there's this mom who just does they take a promotional
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  Speaker 5: video for the cyber truck about oh my gosh, look
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  Speaker 5: at all this space.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's it was geared.
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  Speaker 2: It's geared to moms like, look at how much room
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  Speaker 2: this has. Look at what you can do with the console,
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: look at what you can do with this.
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  Speaker 5: And it's a mom in a mini van. So the
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  Speaker 5: promotional video just like like oh with me had a baby,
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  Speaker 5: you know, and my six or three husband. We have
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  Speaker 5: plenty of room. And she's in the third rush going
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  Speaker 5: this seat seven.
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  Speaker 4: And that's real.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, yeah, it's a folks I think she's in
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  Speaker 5: a Folkswagen or something.
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  Speaker 4: The final one is, you know, the cyber Truk.
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  Speaker 5: Mom is like, and you know what, your kids think,
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  Speaker 5: you're really cool and a badass. And the woman goes,
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  Speaker 5: if you have kids, they think you're cringe mind telling me,
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: I'm cringe every day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So she's like trying to like show the comparison, and
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  Speaker 2: it's God, love that lady. She's so funny because every
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  Speaker 2: single thing they just cut and she's just always in
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  Speaker 2: the back seat of this vein.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, he's never in the front seat. Ye.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, oh, there's a secret compartment. She's like, oh
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  Speaker 5: my god, a glove is the glove rush? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 5: look at this.
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  Speaker 3: Who knew? Yeah, there are certain things that you know.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the DeLorean m they they made them, we
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  Speaker 3: didn't have to buy them. Well that was the thing.
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  Speaker 1: At least at least the DeLorean was was manufactured and
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  Speaker 1: sold and marketed as a novelty. The cyber truck was
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  Speaker 1: manufactured and marketed and attempting to be sold as somehow
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  Speaker 1: an improvement over every other existing vehicle on the market.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: I'd rather drive a Mini.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I I would.
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  Speaker 2: I would rather have any other car, and a buddy
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  Speaker 2: of mine has one, and I've seen it. You want
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: when they're like, why I got all the bells and whistles. Uh,
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: you can get the same thing in a in a Honda.
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  Speaker 2: Not gonna lie, it's the same thing. It's so terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're a doctor, you have two hundred thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead. It's like he's like, you can borrow it
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  Speaker 3: anytime you want.
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  Speaker 5: No, you can go get a tricked out escalade everything
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  Speaker 5: for half the price.
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  Speaker 3: It'll come with R Kelly in the back.
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  Speaker 1: So, speaking of speaking of failed adventures, whether it's the
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  Speaker 1: cyber truck or going to space and expecting to come
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: back after a few hours. I don't know if you
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: guys saw our post the other day. It was Tara's
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  Speaker 1: post on Instagram and Facebook. We actually scaled forty two
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  Speaker 1: point seven percent of a volcano last week. Yeah for us, right,
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  Speaker 1: what's the look of indignation, raj No?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, well, white people gonna white. Uh, that's what
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  Speaker 3: you guys do? Were you forced?
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  Speaker 1: No, it's an it's it's an Airbnb excursion. So if
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  Speaker 1: even if you don't actually stayed in Airbnb or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that, if you go to some city that you're
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: unfamiliar with their excursions, you can do you know how
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: you do like the the various excursions when you go
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: to resorts in Mexico and stuff, Well you can do
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  Speaker 1: those in regular cities. I'm sure Dallas has some as well.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't looked him up, but like in Seattle, there's
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: a mount Rainier hike that you can do. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: so that's what we did, what Trey.
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  Speaker 5: Because nothing says white like hiking an active volcano?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you? What guy?
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  Speaker 4: Hang on?
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  Speaker 1: Hang on? Our tour guide promised us. He assured us
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: that it was not going to erupt that day, and
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: he ended up being right Dan.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: He was. Did you have to ask for really?
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Skyler?
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  Speaker 2: His name was Nate, Nate his middle name, Noah.
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  Speaker 5: There's a day and there's a documentary I'd like you
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  Speaker 5: to watch on Netflix called The Volcano Rescue from Wakari.
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  Speaker 7: Yes you've seen this, look I I trusted our tour
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: guide and if you can trust a.
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  Speaker 2: Name, I can't believe anybody's outside of me has seen
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: this because I was like, let me watch to white
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  Speaker 2: people do stupid ship and then.
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  Speaker 3: There it is. I know it's what there it was.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, if you can't trust a tour
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  Speaker 1: guide named I think his full name was, uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was Nathan Noah Honky guide. If you can't trust
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  Speaker 1: a guy with with that credible of a name.
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  Speaker 3: Of the Connecticut Honky Guides, Yeah, that's just okay. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: and it was it fun? Did you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was.
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  Speaker 3: It looks.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why I positioned it that way is that, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we got to say that. We we climbed up, you know,
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  Speaker 1: damn near half a volcano the other day. Now it's
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  Speaker 1: fourteen four hundred and ten feet to the top and
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  Speaker 1: requires four days worth of of stuff to attempt to
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  Speaker 1: make the actual summit of the mountain slash volcano. We're
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: not doing that. It's like Nate, our guide, was telling us,
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  Speaker 1: it takes two days of mountaineering training and then two
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  Speaker 1: days of actually going up and coming back down. So
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: we're not doing that. We're just doing the Airbnb version
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  Speaker 1: of just kind of hike up to about half the middle,
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  Speaker 1: get some pretty views of up at the mountain, take
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  Speaker 1: some video, take some photos, and go back down and
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  Speaker 1: eat some lunch.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Gotcha, how many Nipolice people walked past you with the
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  Speaker 2: middle finger?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I think they're still in season on Everest, so we
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: didn't see any of them. But it stuck because we
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: went up like six three hundred feet and my legs
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  Speaker 1: still hurt and the other or wrinkle on.
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  Speaker 4: This is.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Altitude, so it's hard to breathe when you're up that
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: high as well. So not only were we in our
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: little tour group surrounded by twenty somethings, so we were
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: the olds, we were the old heads of the group
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: and we're just trying to just make it as far
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: as we can, trying to keep up, and Nate was
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: kind of come back, go like okay, But we held
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: our own.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: We did well.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: We got up to the good spots. Are my legs
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: still hurt? Yeah, Jesus. And then Eri's post, you know, say, oh,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: we hiked right here, blah blah blah, and there's a
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: few people that actually posted congratulations. I think some people
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: are assuming we went to the top. We didn't go
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: to the top. If we went to the top, there'd
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: be a photo of us up there, and because we'd
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: be covered head to toe in some sort of winter garb.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Well, you also didn't say you didn't go to the top.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: You said we hiked Mount rain near You didn't say
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: we went forty two percent of mountain.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm I'm setting the record straight. And then if
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you think we hiked to the top, we didn't. I
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: think I feel I feel uh, you know, accomplished enough
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: to say that we hiked forty three percent of it
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: forty you're the the.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: The boweling skyliner of hiking.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: What you guys are I am?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I made it back down safely.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: By yourself.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Look, Nate the tour guy told us about there was
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: a situation I forget how long ago, where people were
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: going to the top of Mount Rainier and a strong
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: wind gusts blew.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Them off the freaking mountain.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: So I'm okay to stop at the at the nice
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: scenic overlook, take some photos and go back down to normal.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: And how many people went, how many people were on
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: the hike with you?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: It was a group total of eleven, so us plus
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: nine and Nate and.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Nate and Nate can can I ask if there were
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: and I know I get a lot of grief, but
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Trey's got my back on this one. I know you're
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: going to say, were there any other huh, any other
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: people of color or any people of color that went
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: hiking with you?
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Guys?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Our group consisted of me and Tara, a white couple
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: from Australia. Yep, Michael from London.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Mm hm.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: There was a girl from Brazil who lives in Germany.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: And then there were three girls wearing hiking stuff, and
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: then there was there was a girl from Dallas, Hi, Genebeth.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you still have not answered my question at all.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And then and then another girl who was from Seattle.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Still again, I was asking if there were people of color.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: You told me where everybody's from.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I don't like to assume everyone's race just based on
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: skin color.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: With the Brazilian living in Germany, you're okay.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: With Well, she was clearly not a person she appeared.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: There were the Jennebeth was was mixed. She's white and Asian,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: and the girl from Seattle was Asian, and I think
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: everyone else was lily.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: White, yes, and and and and hiking mm hmm that's awesome,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: was it?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: And you didn't even ask me about the about the
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: lunch that we had?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: No, Wow, was it sandwiches? No?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: It was whiter we had.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Was that the Asian girl's name?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: No, that's that's what Nate brought. Nate brought in his
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: in his backpack with his uh smoldering legs.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: He had the food for all of.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Us, and it was uh you had badpah. Yeah, boy,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: that's the whitest.
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: You didn't have to You didn't even have to bring
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: your own food.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: No, that's part of the excursion. That's part of what
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: you pay.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: For the excursion. I don't know how you guys roughed it.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why you guys thought that this was
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: going to be a rough kit type scenario.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: And how how you said you went like thirty six
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: hundred feet.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Sixty three hundred sir, don't you dare short on that?
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: There wasn't even like up there, just just to make
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: it challenging.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Look how the.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Sherpa would be at sixty three hundred feet making your
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: keish like you guys made it good to see you guys.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I gotta go up the other wrist to feed my family. Now. Wow.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: So this is why, this is why I hate sharing
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: things with you, guys. I'm excited to tell you about
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: something and then you just, you know, take big old
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: steaming dumps all over.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Speaking of that, like, where did you guys go when when.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: You were trucking up the mountain? Where did the report?
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Did you guys?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: They had something there? There's a visitor center, very nice bathroom.
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: Did make pat that up to?
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Didn't Neyate hold his hands out?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I'm never telling you guys anything ever.
• 25:06
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• 25:28
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• 25:35
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• 25:37
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• 25:40
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• 25:44
  Speaker 1: happening today over on our YouTube channel. It is the
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Treehouse Cowboys Show. Treehouse Cowboys Show. I think I like
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: the name of it, the Treehouse Cowboys, partly because I
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: think that'll keep us from getting sued because the Cowboys
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: don't own the rights to cowboys. What with Dallas in
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: front of it, then it might be a problem. So
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: if we call ourselves a treehouse, cowboys were referring to
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: us as cowboys, not necessarily the cowboys, but we'll be
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: talking about the Cowboys in the Treehouse Cowboys Football Show
• 26:13
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• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: What's the question, ROJ?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: You said they don't own the Cowboys.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: They don't own the name, like the term cowboys?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Gotcha?
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't, because otherwise you wouldn't be able to like
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: have actual cowboys without paying royalty to the Dallas Cowboys
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: football team versus you know, cattle wrestlers and such. Does
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: that make sense?
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: So who owns the name?
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Hey, cowboys is such a generic term, no one can
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: put ownership on it right now.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: If you put Dallas Cowboys in front of it, then yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: they own that.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson owned Happy Birthday, they bought it.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was there was original author that actually got
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: thealties on.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: That for kits.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: So can we buy Cowboys?
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Sure, we'll just you know, we'll just we'll send a
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: note to dak and ask for a loan with that,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: real quick, real quick. I just want to point this
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: out because we're going to cover this in the uh
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: the Treehouse Cowboys show on YouTube YouTube dot com slash
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Treehouse hun There. Uh do you remember so? Dak's new
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: contract is worth a reported two hundred and forty million dollars,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: two hundred and thirty one of which is guaranteed. Jerry
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Jones bought the Cowboys back in nineteen eighty nine four.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Do you remember how much one hundred and eighty five Roger.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: From? Uh, I'm gonna guess one.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: You're both close but a little over. According to by
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Google search, it was one hundred forty million dollars, and
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: in my memory I thought it was two fifty. So,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: whatever way you want to look at it, with Dak's
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: new deal, if you wanted to go back in time,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: he could buy the Cowboys for one hundred and forty
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: million and still have one hundred left over. Not a
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: bad not a bad pay day for him.
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: Eighty million I think was the signing bonus.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good signing bonus.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, solid you Jella.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Roger Staubach was the first million dollar contract.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yes, Cowboys have a have a true legacy of paid.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I think that was after his second Super Bowl win,
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: when he got.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: That was to keep him from retiring and playing another year.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Walt Garrison got a new horse trailer. Everybody won
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: on the Cowboys back in the day. I just forgot
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: the story I was going to do. Hang on, let
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: me check my notes. Where did it go?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you guys trounced on my hiking excursion up
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Mount Rainier the active volcano halfway almost halfway, almost halfway.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: We did not make it to the top. I don't
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: want anyone confused on that whatsoever.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: But uh our tour guiy Nate did also tell us
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: that yes, it is not only an active volcano, but
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: it's on the verge of going boom, meaning like it's
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: it's on like the list of ones that it's expected
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: to blow up soon and by earth soon it could
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: be a thousand. I don't know, but he did say.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: But he did say not today, but it is gonna,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: you know, explode again.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: So I guess that's when his excursions we'll come to
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: a halt.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when he has that's when he has to
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: go back to Salt Lake City and do his h
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: his music from Salt Lake City. He splits time is
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: also a.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: Musician harmonica or acoustic guitar ur bongo.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I think he's one of those guys that can play
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: all three at the same time.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: He does he protest to.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Only in his free time.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: What were his pronouns?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't ask ahs. So, speaking of discovering scary things,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: a death pool has been discovered at the bottom of
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the sea that kills everything immediately. And how do we
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: know this? Someone went and found it. The darkest depths
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: of the Red Sea could shed light on the origins
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: of life itself thanks to a stunning discovery made by scientists.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: A team of researchers at the University of Miami hit
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: the bottom of the Narrow Sea, which lies between the
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Arabian Peninsula and Africa, and were met by dense salty
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: lakes known as death pools. The alarming name is fitting
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: given that these are among the most extreme environments on Earth.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: The rare pools, which form on the seafloor are hyper saline,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: meaning on a mass imaginably salty, which means this is
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: something that would tempt my wife, because my goddess, she
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: loves salt. Oh and by the way, it also contains
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: zero oxygen. They are so inhospitable these death pools that
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: any animal that strays into their briny waters is immediately
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: stunned or killed. And yet despite all of this, they
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: still manage to team with living microbes, the fact that
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: could offer insights into how life on the planet began
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and how beings could evolve on water rich worlds beyond
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: our own. And which finds University of Miami scientists poking
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: around a death pool that kills everything immediately trying to
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: find the origins of life.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: M pretty cool, right, was Nate there?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he does underwater tours. Keisha doesn't
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: taste as good at the bottom of the ocean.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: He brings the salmon rules.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Uh, this is just one of the like keeping in mind, Yes,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I understand, Like you know, I like to go on
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: a hike here and there, Like it's it's not so
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: much like a hike, like like I see people hiking
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: on serious trails that's almost like climbing mountains and stuff,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: and that's not what I do. It's like I go
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: on on an exaggerated walk. Not granted, the hike we
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: did was steep and it was very strenuous, but we're
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: not hanging off the mountain edge. We're not going anywhere
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: where only goats go kind of a thing. So I'll
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: do that, but I have absolutely no interest in going
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to the bottom of the ocean floor to go exploring,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: because I might find a death pool or and I'm
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: definitely not going, you know, in one of those Xbox
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: controlled submarine kind of a deal. But you know, give
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: me a little bit of area in which I can
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: control which is breathing, and I'll do a little exploring,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: but I'm not going to the bottom of the ocean
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: where it says place kills everything. You would snorkel, Yeah, snorkel,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: absolutely love snorkeling. Stay on the surface.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I'm a scuba diver and I I'm much
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: more comfortable being underwater and on the surface.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: That's what everybody that scuba dive says that snorkeling scares
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: them because they are worried about inhaling water and choking.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Well that and you know, you're on the surface like that,
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: you're much more likely to be seen as food.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: He's got a point there. That's why I stay in
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: shallow waters where I can see the bottom.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Gotcha.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, So even given your fear of heights, like underwater,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: you're fine, that's okay, Like, I.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Guess you're talking to you dre because I like to
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know a scuba guy.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: No, but you're like snorkeling, like even being on top
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: right being No, that's still the water, that's okay.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I'm fine with that. Snorkeling I'm fine with
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: but if I get in and it's immediately really deep,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: then I'll start to hyperventilate and.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, okay, so the same.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: That's unreasonable fear, Like I know I can float, but
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: if I can't see the bottom, I'm freaking out.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Same, that's that's the same with me and scuba divers.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Are you guys are a very rare breed where you
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: don't mind like walking on the ocean floor.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: If it's I mean, I'm not going way down deep,
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: but uh, it's beautiful and it really like like I said,
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: it's once you've done it, it's you feel far safer
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: underneath there than you do snorkeling.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: The only thing I will I will never do again
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: is cave diving.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm, okay, what is that?
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: It's just it's where you go.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Diving into caves, and but at a certain point, you know,
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: you lose light and so you like you have like
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: a guide rope. It's the one time I like, I
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: freaked out and I had I had to turn around.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: But at a certain point, because you have no reference,
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: you can't see light behind you or in front of you,
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: so you're just hoping you.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Down well or our front and back.
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: You're really and that that when you turn around, you're
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: because then you start thinking, what if I got dis warrented?
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: What if I'm turned around?
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: And I actually came close to running out of air
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: because I started going through my oxygen too fast, but
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: it got out in time.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Never do that again.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: It actually makes sense to me, Trey, that you would
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: love scuba diving being underneath the water, because that's one
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: of the only places on the planet you can get
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: some goddamn peace and quiet. You can't hear your girlfriend
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: or why or whatever scream at you. You can't hear
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: any phone calls from your mom, Trey. When you're you know,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: five hundred feet below the surface.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: We're gonna call you Aquaman and Dan.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: You just figured it out.
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: You're in the visit us online a treehouse on Air
• 35:50
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• 35:51
  Speaker 1: It's like Trey gets lost and drowns while cave diving,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: but when his body's found, he's still smiling because he's
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: still died doing what he loved, which was getting some
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: piece of quiet.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: You're in the Treehouse. Listen us online at Treehouse on
• 36:15
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• 36:23
  Speaker 1: This is already a good sign for us starting the week.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Is having so much fun in the plus episode this episode,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: and we haven't even gotten to half the other stuff
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: that we could get to and the stuff we've been
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: talking about during the breaks. So I'm looking forward to
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: all things Treehouse this week. And there was one thing
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: that I saw today that was absolutely unexpected.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: What is it, Raj?
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: No, No, I can tell when Trey has found the story. Okay,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: coffin that spins save that.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I want the seated spinning coffe Yeah, that is. That
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: is now the teas for tomorrow. Okay, because I haven't
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: seen it. Trey, you've seen it, Raj, you're aware of it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I have not.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I am unaware. I'm gonna save it for tomorrow. So
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: the seeded spinning coffin, that'll be tomorrow as it is
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: one last thing in the Treehouse. And it was unexpected
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: for me today, and it's going to be an interesting
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: surprise for the two of you as well. You guys
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: are aware of the hold that pumpkin spice has on
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: our country, right, well, okay, yep, it's well coffee, yeah, pumpky, yeah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: but not just the coffee, but pumpkin spice seasoning is
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: everywhere now. It's not just coffee. It's now infiltrated so
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: many other parts of our lives for those that love
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the taste and the scent, right so much so that
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: it now includes pumpkin spice scented things that people are
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: searching for online and there are a number of surprises
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: in store for you. Okay, so Google released some data
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: on pumpkin spice related items that will shock you. In
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: many states, the most popular pumpkin spice scented items are
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: personal care things like soap, body wash, shampoo, deodorant, lotion,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: lip products, and hair color which I didn't even know
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: hair color came in you know, flavors. Now, this includes
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: many people in the Midwest, Middle America, the Mountain Stakes
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: and I guess, so, just.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Don't do that to your barista.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a different kind of shock. Meanwhile, people in
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Montana are specifically looking for pumpkin spice body butter. Arkansas
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: is searching for pumpkin spice toothpaste. Good for them, at
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: least they can get in some And in North Carolina
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: people want pumpkin spice toilet paper. Oh yeah, just think
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: about that a second.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how.
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  Speaker 1: That's the line I read earlier today and I almost
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: split up my coffee.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Is it like like a like a wipe or actual
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: toilet paper?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: It says toilet paper. Interesting, So what that means is,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: see what the story was is that these are things
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: people in these states are searching for pumpkin spice related
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: so someone's there are enough people searching for pumpkin spice
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: toilet paper in North Carolina that it pops up on
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Google's radar.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Interesting, Okay, pumpkin spice toilet And what if you don't
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I don't know what pumpkin spice.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Is, it would be.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, pumpkin pie okay, okay?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: And is it supposed to make your when you when
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: you use the toilet paper?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Is it two smell good.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Or here's the other option. It might be a taste
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: based That's why I almost in my coffee this morning.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't need to
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: know that. And when I saw your face, I should
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: have known what was coming. So there's no I can't.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Well now, hang on, there's more. Other states want pumpkin
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: spice candles. That makes sense, states like US Texas, also Colorado, Oregon, Illinois,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: the Dakotas and New Jersey.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think you need me on this show.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Today Trey brings it up way more than you did.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: Run.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: I've been known to do it more, but today Trey's
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: killmet it is it is white.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: New York, though, is specifically looking for wax melt.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: And Dominicans.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Hang on, there's still more. Uh. Some states are searching
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: for pumpkin spice clothing, like California, Mississippi, and Nevada. In Georgia,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: people want a pumpkin spice sweater, and not to be outdone,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: people in Florida want pumpkin spice cat litter.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I would have thought Florida been like pumpkin spice basalt.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Maybe I didn't know you could flavor mes. We'll kind
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: of Cokie got pumpkin spice.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: But wait, there's more. Some Americans are cleaning with pumpkin spice.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Several want pumpkin spice dish soap. New Hampshire is looking
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: for pumpkin spice trash bags, Indiana is hoping to find
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: pumpkin spice powerwash for the driveways. And then there's even
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: stranger pockets of the country, like the Top the Top
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: pumpkin spice search in South Carolina is for ear rings.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: In Maryland, it's pumpkin spice engagement rings. In Rhode Island
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: pumpkin spice fabric, and my personal favorite, in Missouri, pumpkin
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: spice brake pads.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: For the car. I didn't.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's a very white thing I get, but
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: what would that do if you don't mind.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Me asking, I honestly have no idea. I have not
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if the pumpkin spice brake pad exists,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: but people are looking for it.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: So if we were to make a brake pad and
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: just call it pumpkin spice, people would buy this.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: I think we're I think we uh, I think we're
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: in the wrong business.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, I think we could just we can do
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: a pumpkin spice treehouse.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Then you definitely don't want me on this show where
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Am I gonna sit.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Where you belong?
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Right in my pumpkin spice sweater?
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah you can.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like a pumpkin spice cream sandwich. You're
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: right in between me and Tray.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Can we just change my name to Roger.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: It's in a sweater, some black legness, and some kne
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: high boots.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Roger's bringing the brake pads.
• 43:50
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• 43:53
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• 43:56
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