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🎉 RHUGT Recap: Luann’s Backseat Cabaret, Kyle’s Vape Denial & Vicki’s Flowers · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Drama, darling. Drama, darling. Drama, darling.
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, everybody. Welcome back into Drama, Darling. It is me,
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: your bish wife, Amy Phillips, and I'm here with Emily DeRezis.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: She and I are going to be talking about Real
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Emily, welcome back in. How do
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: you do?
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  Speaker 3: Fantastic. Fantastic episode. Tens across the board.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Ten out of ten. And for that, I'd like to
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: just make a toast. Don't worry, I'll get right to it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to cut anybody off. Relax, Kyle. But
• 0:51
  Speaker 2: this is a cocky cup given to me by the
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  Speaker 2: one Mary Sol Patton. When I did my cabaret drawing
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: in Miami and she came to my show, some of
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: the Miami housewives came to my show and she gifted
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  Speaker 2: me this. How nice is that?
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  Speaker 3: That's awesome. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. It works really, really well. For those of
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  Speaker 2: you who can't see it, it is gold. It is
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  Speaker 2: large and it's got a dome type of shape and
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: is a straw coming out. So there you have it. Now, guys,
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  Speaker 2: before we get into the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip,
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  Speaker 2: I have to tell you about this amazing charity event
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: that I'm going to be doing in Detroit on September 26th. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's called The Coney. Now, anyone who's anyone is going
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  Speaker 2: to be there. It's a one-night-only spectacular with all of
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  Speaker 2: Detroit's finest celebrities. I wouldn't necessarily classify myself as the
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  Speaker 2: finest or rather a celebrity. But I will be there
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  Speaker 2: and I will be participating. So I'm very excited about that.
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  Speaker 2: Sam Richardson will be there. J.K. Simmons will be there.
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  Speaker 2: Andy Richter will be there, among so many others. It's
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  Speaker 2: going to be such a blast. All of the proceeds
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  Speaker 2: go to the Children's Fund of Michigan that support the
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  Speaker 2: arts and all those wonderful things that we need to
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  Speaker 2: take care of in Detroit, Michigan. So The tickets are
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  Speaker 2: on sale now. Get them while they're hot. I just
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  Speaker 2: saw the seating chart. They're going fast. So you're going
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: to want to get into that. And the link will
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  Speaker 2: be in my bio for you guys to get the
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: Coney tickets. Again, September 26th. I'm so excited. Emily, I
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  Speaker 2: get to go back for like, so I'm going back
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  Speaker 2: on that Friday. And then I'm staying at the Shinola Hotel.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: If you guys are familiar with the Shinola, perhaps you
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  Speaker 2: know that they're an incredible high-end deluxe watchmaker. Now they
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  Speaker 2: have rehabbed an old building in downtown Detroit, and it
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  Speaker 2: is now a hotel. I am so excited. I've been
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  Speaker 2: dying to go there for a really long time. Haven't been.
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  Speaker 2: Get to stay there. So I'll be there Friday, Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: and then I get to go to like a Lions game,
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  Speaker 2: a Tigers game. brunch at the Shinola charity event on
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  Speaker 2: Saturday night, after party at Ray's. There's something else happening
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  Speaker 2: on Friday night. I mean, there's so much going on.
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  Speaker 2: And then I come back on Sunday evening. So get
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  Speaker 2: ready for a sleepy time, darling, on Monday morning. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm very excited. Anywho, Emily, you're just going to have
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  Speaker 2: to fare without me on that Friday.
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  Speaker 3: I will do my best. I'll see what happens.
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  Speaker 4: I do know exactly where you're staying and every place
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  Speaker 4: you're going to be. So maybe I'll stalk you.
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  Speaker 2: Sweet. Come on in. Well, let's welcome ourselves into the
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  Speaker 2: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Hi, welcome in. And first
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: and foremost, let's see what our wig cam is doing.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Wig cam? Oh, look, it's two today. Wow. Of course,
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  Speaker 2: we have Luann Durling in a cabaret hat and a
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  Speaker 2: fedora there. Beautiful, darling. ready to talk at any, any
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  Speaker 2: point in time.
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  Speaker 3: And it's snatched.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Emily, who do you think the other one is
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  Speaker 2: up there on the books? What does that look like
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  Speaker 2: to you?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know, since Bravo said two Kim Zolciaks, I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to say that even in this economy, we're going
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  Speaker 4: to still have two Kim Zolciaks.
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  Speaker 2: You think they're both Kim Zolciaks? Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Good, good answer. But that is wrong. That is Vicky.
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  Speaker 2: And she is almost whooping it up.
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  Speaker 3: Look at it. It's Vicky.
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  Speaker 4: You know, now that I'm seeing where the wig ends,
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  Speaker 4: I thought it kept going and I was thinking it
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  Speaker 4: was an Erika Jayne piece.
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  Speaker 3: But now that I'm really looking at the.
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  Speaker 2: I see. Right. It's more of a longer bob, if
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  Speaker 2: you will.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a long wig. It is a very platinum
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  Speaker 2: blonde wig. And you know what? It's... one of my
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  Speaker 2: favorite wigs. I mean, it suits Vicki so well when
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  Speaker 2: I wear it. Really works for me. It really works
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  Speaker 2: for me when I was doing my cabaret. So we'll
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  Speaker 2: be checking back in with those wigs as the show
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  Speaker 2: goes on. But man, did I love that wig snatch game.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Emily, let's give it up to the producers
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  Speaker 2: who pulled this together. I mean, yeah, round of applause.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes the games, I'm like, whatever. But this was
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  Speaker 3: actually good. And Kyle made it Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: She's so competitive. I loved it. And she was like
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  Speaker 2: competing against her own team member, which.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's sisters, right? That's what happens.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, Kyle, I've always said this about Kyle
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  Speaker 2: from a rough and tumble childhood. I mean, I think
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  Speaker 2: those sisters just beat the shit out of each other
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  Speaker 2: left and right, pulling each other's hair. I mean, I
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: just really think they went after each other at.
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  Speaker 3: The end of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Coach Kath on the sideline.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 2: She probably ushered it in, to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Like, get back in there. My bet's on Lil' Kath.
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  Speaker 3: Water bottle in the corner. Get in there. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: So I did find it interesting that there were two
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  Speaker 2: Kim wigs. And I think that that was just kind of, like,
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  Speaker 2: not intentional. But, like, people were sourcing wigs as best
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  Speaker 2: they could in Miami. And they were like, you got
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  Speaker 2: this wig. I got this wig. Let's just make two
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  Speaker 2: Kim wigs.
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  Speaker 4: And how rude for Portia to not be more represented
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  Speaker 4: in the wigs with a wig line.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Naked hair did not make an appearance.
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: In fact, it was naked and swimming in the ocean,
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  Speaker 2: I guess. I love the candy wig. I love that
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  Speaker 2: Teresa had on. Oh, hi, swoops. I'm in here. Come
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  Speaker 2: on in. That's my cat. Hello, cat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. i'll lift you up cats i'm lifting you up
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  Speaker 3: i lift up cats.
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  Speaker 2: That's what i've always said i have cats i love
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  Speaker 2: the cats meow that line that when kyle was like
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  Speaker 2: she has a song about everything i'm hungry darling i've
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  Speaker 2: written a song about it being hungry i am hungry
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  Speaker 2: darling it's time for food.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Portia had, I didn't, the Portia line too of like, no,
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  Speaker 4: she's got a song about not having a song.
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  Speaker 3: What was Portia's great line too? I cut this out.
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  Speaker 3: I forget it now. No, I can't cut it out.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have time for that. You either have it
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  Speaker 2: or you don't. We don't have time to edit. We
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  Speaker 2: have 18 shows this week, Emily.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So Portia said something about. She, I thought.
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  Speaker 3: She had a great line too.
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  Speaker 4: Like, oh no, Lou's got a song about not having
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  Speaker 4: a song or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: It was like really great.
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  Speaker 2: These gals were firing on all cylinders. Kyle is very funny.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this whole Ultimate Girls trip, she's leaning into
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  Speaker 2: her subtle humor, which is nice. And Luann is every
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  Speaker 2: which way and loose.
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  Speaker 3: Spelled L-U-S-E.
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  Speaker 4: And Teresa's got the meme take faces of the seasons.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, she's not saying much, but her takes accidentally
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  Speaker 4: are the best takes on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. She's so cute. Like, she's kind of
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  Speaker 2: like got this childlike wonder, you know?
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  Speaker 3: And annoyance.
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: And annoyance. She's annoyed by other people or you're annoyed
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  Speaker 2: by her?
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  Speaker 3: No, she's annoyed.
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  Speaker 4: She's just like really trying to keep it together and
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  Speaker 4: be well-mannered for Lisa Barlow's shower of compliments nonstop.
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  Speaker 3: And then lose TED Talk in the Sprinter van.
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  Speaker 2: What was this cabaret? This personal, you know, backseat cabaret.
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  Speaker 2: I guess that's what it is. It's backseat cabaret. It's
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  Speaker 2: like to two people who didn't buy a ticket, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't know it was happening. Did not know that they
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  Speaker 2: would have a front row seat. And... The fact that
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  Speaker 2: Teresa is the one that's having to absorb it all
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  Speaker 2: is really the greatest thing because she's so confused and
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  Speaker 2: she should be. We're all confused. I know. But when
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  Speaker 2: she got into that van, Lisa Barlow was crying in
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  Speaker 2: the backseat and Lou comes in with cabaret. This is.
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  Speaker 2: How happy are we?
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  Speaker 3: What a day.
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  Speaker 2: Like.
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  Speaker 3: Frying into Lou's seat from behind.
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  Speaker 4: Lou, who by the way is Jim Carrey in the
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  Speaker 4: mask during this episode with that crazy hat dipped down.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the pink, pink, bright pink lipstick she reapplied
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  Speaker 2: for that car cabaret.
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  Speaker 3: Hot pink mask.
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  Speaker 4: She's the hot pink Jim Carrey in the mask.
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  Speaker 1: She is.
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  Speaker 2: That was like nuts. I mean, Lisa Barlow had to
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: have been going through it. Obviously, she got in the car.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: She's very upset about knowing that her other cast members
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: are coming for her. She just wants to have fun.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Now she's gotten called out by everyone on this cast.
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, a couple of people, Giselle and Portia. They're
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: just like, if you are talking to the blogs, that
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: stops here and now. And if you talk to the
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: blogs about this show, we're all going to know it's you.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, because that's tough. You've got a
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: lot of housewives there that could easily talk to the blogs.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: And if I were one of those housewives, I'd be like,
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: now's my chance to give a little tip. And they're
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: not going to suspect it's me. They're going to blame Barlow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. That is... Oh, my gosh.
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: I hadn't even thought about that because all I kept
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: thinking about was like, oh, wow, none of these women
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: watch Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 3: Not one.
• 11:09
  Speaker 4: Because it's been the premise of every season that at
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: least one of them is linking to the blogs. Also,
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: Barlow is always linking. So I'm like, oh, none of
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  Speaker 4: you have seen this show.
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  Speaker 2: They don't even know what it is.
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  Speaker 3: No. No.
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: Just like Giselle didn't know at BravoCon if Adriana was
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: a friend of or a housewife. That flashback. That was
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: such a zinger.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I was like, when they were when who
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: said swear on your kids? Was that Vicky or someone?
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: They were like, swear on your children. And Lisa did.
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I swear to God, God, God, strike
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  Speaker 2: me dead. And I was like, oh, no. Because it
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: does rain a lot in Miami. You might get some
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: lightning that's going to go askew. So I don't think
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: she swore on her kids, but she did swear to
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: God and God strike me down. So maybe she was
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: willing to risk that. Because you can get struck by
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: lightning and get back up again. You don't necessarily die.
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  Speaker 2: So I think she was willing to say that. But
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: she's so convincing. Because now I'm like.
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: Well, is she?
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  Speaker 2: I mean... Is she talking to the blogs? Is she
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  Speaker 2: selling stories? Because it seems like that's all we've heard
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  Speaker 2: about forever. And now she's swearing.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. And she's also probably justifying whatever conversation she
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: has as they're not blogs. They were my friend. You know, right.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm sure that's also happening.
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: Interesting. Yeah, that that could very well be.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: So she's going to remember that when she's like, no,
• 12:47
  Speaker 4: you can't strike my kids down dead because I didn't
• 12:50
  Speaker 4: remind her. I didn't talk to a blog. Blogs haven't
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: existed in 10 years.
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: Right. I talked to an Instagram account.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: Where I sent them a DM and then I also
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: texted them.
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  Speaker 3: That's not a blog. She's right.
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: She is right. There's no such thing as a blog.
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: There's no blogs anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Right, right, right, right. God, why do we say blogs?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm going to keep saying it because
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: everybody's saying it.
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: And they all, yeah, not one. I guess they should.
• 13:23
  Speaker 4: We've talked about this before and I don't think we
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: landed on what they should be called.
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: But yeah, it's the blogs.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to have to always be that. It's like
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: an album or a record, you know? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: It's going to have to be that. Yeah.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: The vlogs. Remember vlogs? Oh, God.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I think of Sheena. I think of Sheena Hannigan.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: And a lot of the time, like when I was
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: pregnant or trying to get pregnant, there were just so
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: many vlogs out there of like, okay, I'm tracking. I'm
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: tracking my menstrual, a day in the life of tracking
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: and trying to get pregnant. Like just all those vlogs
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: that I used to watch.
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  Speaker 4: I was a hardcore Rosie.com-er. I loved Rosie.com, Rosie O'Donnell's.
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  Speaker 4: blog and vlog.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I've never heard of it. Oh, wow.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. I was there every day.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: Checking it out. Because you could ask Ro. Yeah.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Wow. Hot stuff. Hot stuff. But not as hot as Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane.
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  Speaker 2: So now let's talk about this because that is the
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: rant of a lifetime. The car seat cabaret and we
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: left this lunch, which we'll circle back to, but it
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  Speaker 2: amps up in this car. And this is the ramblings
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  Speaker 2: of a mad cabaret star. And I'm like, she is
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: kind of drunk, obviously, at this point. Yeah. But at
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: the table, she wasn't slurring, not a word.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think she's the kind of person that's going
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  Speaker 4: to slur. I think that she, you know, I think
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  Speaker 4: she just might have been on some kind of stimulant
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  Speaker 4: as well.
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  Speaker 3: Just a little bump of a stimulant.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you know what it was? It was probably
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: just a couple of, like, You know, just a few
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: lines of like doclax or miralax, you know, just something
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: to get the bowels moving.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Old depressed Mary poopins down the table.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: No, that was like kind of nuts. She was firing
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: on all cylinders. Did I like what she was saying?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I did. And I wanted more. Dude, I
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: want to be in that backseat. No, I want to
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: be like about 20 rows back. But I like the
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: show I was seeing. I'm just a little concerned at
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: where we're at with our headspace.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: I mean, get James Corden on the phone. We got
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: a cabaret carpool going on.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Cabaret carpool.
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: We got to get Lou, Danny Bucco from the Valley,
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: and then get those two having a couple cocktails together
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: and Schwartz just to observe. That's what I want in
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: my current Bravo Leopardy's at Corden. Can't handle their booze.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: But I was very entertained by Lou. I would have
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: been very annoyed at the table, but I was entertained.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I would have been annoyed at some point, but when
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: I see someone really taking the ball and running with it,
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I have a pretty easy time kicking my feet back
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: and just shining a spotlight. Because I'm like Lou. I
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: like to just lift women up and celebrate women, and
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I don't get jealous. I like to see what everybody
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: can do, you know? Yeah, the things that were coming
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: out of her mouth. We have, this is in the car.
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  Speaker 3: Deepak Chopra.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Life is about respect. Nobody can take you down. That's
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: what a diva is. My life is cabaret. Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: They're dying to do my face in Australia. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Is that like, are they going to mold her and
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: put her in the Melbourne Museum of Wax? Like a
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: wax museum? I'm not married. I don't have a ring
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: on it. And this is my favorite part. I got
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: a ring on this one. Tiffany, nonetheless. I went to
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Deepak Chopra and got my shit together and found out
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: I have a soul. Well, that was some good news.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I love that. Never, here's some good sound advice. This
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: is when it really was like into class of the countess.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Never be the last one at a party. Always be
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: the first. Keep them guessing where you've gone. And then
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: circling into, I think about housewives or men in general.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I love the game. That's why I'm still here. And
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: then ending with a song, hair on, jewelry on, oh
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: mirror on the wall. It's the fairest. Of them all,
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I guess it's not their call.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Somebody stop me from lifting people up.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Darling, I'm sorry I cut you off, but I'm just
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: trying to watch you shine.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Chopra. Smoking.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Smoking. Now I'm going to get that confused with, like,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Pet Detective, too, because.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: It's all the same. Isn't it?
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: I love Pet Detective.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Get them all mixed up.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just picture, now I picture Lou outside of
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: the sliding glass door where she's like, oh, oh, you
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: can't hear anything with the door closed, darling.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: That is Pet Detective and we will take it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: We accept it. Thank you. What is Pet Detective? played
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: by Luann de Lesseps. Wait, though, Portia, God, them all
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: kind of having to really play against Luann. Luann is
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: her own team and everyone else is on the other.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: So when Luann's kind of running around the field and
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: then Kyle's like, oh, my God, are you kidding me
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: right now? And then, I mean, Luann's sharp as a whip, though.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: She hears it. She's got ears. And then Portia is like, stop.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Talking, please. Multiple times. And Lillian's like, I love her.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Look at her.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: She's just trying to shut me up. She can't do it. that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: I'm the countess. The countess is speaking. See what I
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: did there? Now, I want to say, though, that Luanne
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: was the only one to do what needed to be done,
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: and that was to give Vicki her flowers back. And
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Vicky was Charlie Browning all over the last few episodes,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: dragging her heels. And here we are on the beach
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: and Luann realizes it comes to her because whatever, you know,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Docolax got her brain clicking, she put it together. Oh,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: my God. Like Giselle saying or Portia saying, are you
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: upset that they didn't celebrate you like we celebrated Nene?
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I thought it had to be celebrated. And then Luann's like, ding,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I finally cracked the code. She needed to be celebrated.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: And those ladies in OC didn't do shit for her.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: And this little pep talk I was here for. And
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I loved every second of it. Her lifting up Vicky.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: It was great. And then everybody ended with a whoop
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: it up encore. I know.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: And then at the table when Lou was going to
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: toast Vicky.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Or Vicky wanted to finally whoop it up and have
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: a toast. Lou kept interrupting her with the most mundane shit.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Like, I got a chapstick in my bag. I needed
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: you on this piece of ice.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, what's in Luanne's bag?
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I was like, you just did to her what you
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: said the OC women did.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Great, Lou. Perfect.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I love that Vicky, it woke Vicky up. And she
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: was like, someone gag her. Gag her. Stop it for talking.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Stop it.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Put up a door in her mouth. This needs to
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: stop right now. Give her some work to do. This
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: is too much.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Wasn't it interesting also to hear Vicky be like, that
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: was my party and they chose to make it about
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: them and they chose to have the fight there. I
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: thought I was like, that made it feel very staged, Vicky.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Like it just made it feel like, wasn't that a weird,
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: I love that she acknowledged it in a, like it
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: was planned kind of way.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: But it was like, oh, okay, Vicky.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, it never would have dawned on me
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: that that was the time to celebrate Vicky as, like,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: the OG of the OC. It never would have occurred
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: to me hadn't Luann pointed that out. Sharp stuff. You know, because, like,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: I thought, well, this kind of lands on the producers, actually.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: It's not. I'm going to have to kind of blame them. Because, like,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: the cast is just sort of, right? They're showing up.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: And they know that they have to do their part with,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: we're in Orange County, we're at the Quiet Woman. We
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: know that Tamara and Shannon haven't talked. We know that
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: they left off. That was such a mess. I mean,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: just having to be able to figure out where they
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: are in the timeline, timeline, timeline, timeline, so that they
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: can acknowledge that. That they have a falling out but
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: not make up because they're going to start shooting Orange
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: County soon. And they need to do that there if
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: they are going to do it. So they're focused on that.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: And there was no, you know, pomp and circumstance for
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: poor Vicky. And I really do think that if they
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: were going to... Now, here's the thing. NeNe is definitely
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: different because she's coming back. She hasn't been on, okay?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Vicky has been on.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I can understand why that was a big entrance because
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: that needed to happen. She hasn't been anywhere, right?
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and Kyle certainly didn't order up Lou to come
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: through on a swing at her party.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Lou made that happen, I think, for herself. So in
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: terms of entrances....
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Right, it's not like Kyle came in on a zip line. Yeah.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Lou's acting like, these people are doing this for us.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know why they didn't do it for you.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: It's like, Lou.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: You brought all that shit and were out there hanging
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: it yourself.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, now that I think about it, I mean,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: it's like, I guess if they were going to do
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: that for Orange County and do it for Vicki, they
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: would have to do it for Kyle, too.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Well, Lou took care of that.
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: Lou took care of Kyle's entrance at Kyle's party. Yeah,
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: she did it for her. I did like the acknowledgement.
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: I think Vicki needed it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: But now that I'm realizing it, it's... It actually doesn't really.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, Luann is going to need something. Yeah, Luann's
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: going to need something in New York if she's playing
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: by these rules.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Another entrance. Oh, I got it. I got it. I'll
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: do it. I'll do it again in New York.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: She's become like, like Vicky is to her computer and working,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: said Vicky Bells. That is Luann and Cabaret. They both
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: can't stop. They have a lot more in common now.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Then I think they're giving each other credit for looking
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: them up there in this wig cam.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: Totally right. That's exactly right.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: But some might be influenced by a little more wine
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: or things than others.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Did you hear Andy talking about Vicky and her with
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Ultimate Girls Trip and OC and how people are kind
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: of like, she's such a stick in the mud.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: And he's saying, no, it We are seeing Vicky at
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: this point in her life. And also she had filmed
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Ultimate Girls Trip and then OC.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: And my takeaway from it was like, she just took
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: a while to get back into the.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Gear of filming and get warmed up.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I think other people may need less time, but Vicky
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: needed to get back into like whooping.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: It up shape.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was, we did talk about this on this
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: last week's Orange County, which is a bonus episode over
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: on the Patreon or the luxury level here on Apple.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: But we had a whole deep dive about Vicki and her,
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: you know, she needed to sharpen her knives and to be,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: you know, retired from the housewives and seemingly not expect
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: to come back at least for an entire full housewife
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: season as a housewife. Furthermore, being on an Ultimate Girls
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: trip with a whole bunch of other women going across
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: the country, it's a lot to ask. But she skews
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: more of the older conservative side of her age rather than,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I had a darling message me or make a comment
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: on Patreon saying like, Vicky's 64 and Carol is like
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: right around the same age.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Carol's 63.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: And Carol's 63. So it's like, you know, you have
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: these two different people who've lived two very, very different lives,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: but they don't seem like they're the same age. And so...
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: Age is just a number, darling. I've always said that.
• 27:01
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• 27:04
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• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Vicky was also, you know how like when musicians write
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: songs with really high notes or crazy notes to sing
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: and they're like, I wasn't thinking I'd still be singing
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: that song when I was 70 and couldn't hit those notes.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: Vicky came out of the gate with some pretty high
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: notes to hit. And I don't think she can still
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: hit or wants to hit those. But meanwhile, Carol Radziwill
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: is like, she always came out just singing.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Rapunzel. came out of the gate in a comfortable tone
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: and has been able to maintain that tone. And it's
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: just a different thing.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Vicki was like, when your thing is whooping it up,
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: it's hard to whoop.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: It on a Monday afternoon at 1.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And, you know, I do feel bad. Like, everyone,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: for a very long time, even on Orange County seasons ago,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Emily started saying, and I'm talking about Emily DeRezas, saying, like,
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: We want the whoop it up, Vicki. Where's the whoop
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: it up, Vicki? You're such a Debbie Downer. And then
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: has continued. And so the second that someone starts saying like,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: why don't you party harder? Why aren't you in a
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: better mood? Or like, why aren't you being funny? It's like, well,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I can't now because you just ruined it.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: It sort of takes all the fun out of it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Because everyone's expecting that of you. Unless you do some
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: tequila shots. And that really is what I think she
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: needed to do in order to get into that space.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Because organically, it's not there. And also the Mike thing,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: which we talked about on Orange County. We won't get
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: into all that. But we do think that Mike has
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: a little something to do with this.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Portia and Giselle. in the backseat of the car when
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: they're leaving, saying that there should be an intervention for
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Lou was a lot. There were a lot of things
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: that were said on this Ultimate Girls trip in Confessions that, like,
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: there's not going to be a reunion. But I wonder
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: if they're going to have to answer for this.
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess, like, the thing with Lou, I want
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: to say to Portia and Giselle, Giselle I love because
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: she's going to remind everybody while we're here. And she
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: has her outline of things to like, be like, Lisa,
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: you were late. Let's discuss, you know, um, so-and-so you
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: said this, let's discuss, but like Lou is keeping it
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: in the moment and giving us current things to current ramblings.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: She's keeping it organic. You're right.
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It can't just be like the court of Giselle,
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: you know, I, so I love her for this show
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: and she's great.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying like, I, I, Let Lou be Lou.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: That's what I always say. Let me be loose. As
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: you said, L-U-S-A-N-N. They call me Luzanne, darling. I mean,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: and now she's just really leaning into the whole, I
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: flirt with men and the cameras are going to see it.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: So she's just whispering in any guy's ear that is
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: standing there. She's going over the bike racks. She's heading
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: over the busboys. She's talking to the cab drivers. Anywhere,
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: the maitre d'. Darling, I have never been with a
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: maitre d' before. Can you maitre my d'? Maitre d',
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: that's what I say.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Jose all day. I've never been to Argentina. Which I'm
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: surprised she's never been to Argentina.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Shocked.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: She just seems so worldly.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Shocked. Apparently she's only hitting up places in Australia lately, but...
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: The Jose all day made me laugh.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Jose all day. And you know what?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: That is not the first Jose she's said that to.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: It is probably like two dozen of them that she's
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: been working that delivery out with.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I will say, man, she looks fantastic.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, isn't she great? And then you've got her. Like,
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: her complexion's amazing, and she doesn't even have, like, makeup on,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: it seems. You know, when you look at the housewife
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: sitting there at that table, that the, I'm sorry, the
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: lunch table outside, and with plastic wine glasses. Portia's like,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: why are there plastic? I'm like, you are such a housewife.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: I love it so much. Kyle's like, because we're by
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: the pool. And when you're at the pool, you got
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: to have music. You can't have any acrylic or bamboo,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: but you can have glass. And wait, my tangent completely
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: threw me for a loop. I don't know what I.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Was talking about. Threw an L-U-P-E?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: A loop?
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: Darling.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Why is it all loops? It's all lube all day. Anyway,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Jose, all day. What was I talking about?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Who knows? It's called perimenopause, darling. It's perimenopause. Everybody donate
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: because this is my cause.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: You were talking about the lack of makeup, like the
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: natural look of lube. Thank God.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Darling, can I just take a second?
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I will forget what we're talking about again. I'm going
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: to write it down. Makeup.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: It's okay. I'm going to give you as much energy
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: as Marisol had in that top lip. I'm going to
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: give you that much of a boost.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I can't believe you're bringing this up.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: How dare you?
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know if we can bring the lip up higher,
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: but yeah. I love her.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying anything, but I was shocked.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I think it's fresh. I think it was a fresh hit.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, you're shooting Housewives Ultimate. You got to
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: ultimately get that happening. But I was a little bit
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: of a jump scare. I'm not going to lie. Yeah.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I got used to it.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: So what is it?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Filler and Botox. Is that what we're talking about? Are
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: we talking like sculpt? Is there like a sculpt in there?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Is there like a, there's like injectables and gels and
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know what, I don't know what, but it was.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: It looked like.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: To all.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: What a Barbie doll looks like, you know, on their face.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: It was not moving.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: I feel like It was just the top lip and
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: it was coming ever so close to the bottom of
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: the nose. And I was just the top lip.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And yeah, the top lip, like the bow, the
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Cupid's bow.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: It was really rising. It was a.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe she was like just the tip and he was like,
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: just the top.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Got it. That's what he said.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So it was like way up there and pushed out.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Cupid's bow.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's what they call me. I'm not going to stop. Yeah,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: that was wild. But OK, so sitting at that table,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: you're looking around and everyone is full glam. And the
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: only two people who really aren't are Vicky, because she's
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: sweated off, fully sweated off. And and Lou, because she's
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: just like, I don't need it. I'm going to put
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: on lipstick when I need it after I eat my
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: lobster fucking tail by myself. And that was amazing. I
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: think that's what really pushed her over the edge was
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: that last lobster tail and chard. Because then you know
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: she got right into that van and had the energy
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: of a shellfish and the bravery of a chardonnay.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: And Portia's venti cup of tequila and water, I guess. Oh, right.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: The go-go juice, too.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Isn't it wild? Because, like, I mean, she's just drinking.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah. I put it in the category with Shannon
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: where I'm like, oh, we're just going to forget anything
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: ever happened where you weren't legally allowed to drink.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Right. We're going to forget that, like, you have a mugshot.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: We're going to forget that, you know, what you drink.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: what drinking does to you causes bad things to happen
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: to your life. We're just going to move on. And
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know what else to tell you, you guys.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: We have to just watch it.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can we please talk
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: about the vape?
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: You were smoking four minutes ago, Kyle. When did you quit?
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: The last girl strip.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: I do not have a girlfriend. I do not smoke.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I am not, I don't know what you're talking about.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I am not divorced. I don't have money. I have my,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: there's no prenup. I don't know who's, I only have
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: one dog.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: What?
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh. Liar, liar, pants on fire. It was like, she
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: was that girl in like middle school that was like,
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: come on, come on, you're a bad girl too, right?
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Not only that, it was like, calling it out like
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: well it's your vape kyle it's right this is yours
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: to me.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh i believe lou.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: I totally believe lou because i mean like you do
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: remember who you can i'm not a smoker but i
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: know that smokers know smokers or papers no paper you
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: know like or we like you know.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: You know who's outside the party yeah yeah yeah yeah
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: that's a whole group are absolutely I'm jealous. Sometimes I'm like,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: they got their own thing going on.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Because they can escape. They have a reason to escape
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: and just go stand somewhere and have a breath and
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: just go away from everybody and then come back in
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: refreshed because the nicotine does them right.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: Look, if you're trying to quit smoking, turn this off.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: You guys, Emily's smoking right now.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Four of them. Four different kinds.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: You're going to set your studio on fire. Put it out.
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: Good. It's worth it. When I tell you about my
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: theory about smoking. Oh, seriously, if you're trying to quit, though,
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: this is not good to hear. So don't listen to
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: this really quickly for four seconds, 10 seconds. I just
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: want to finish a cigarette. Just give me a fucking break. OK,
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: so I do think that when we were when we
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: were a country of smokers.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: We were, of course, pre-social media probably, but we were
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: talking casually with strangers.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: We were taking deep breaths and letting them out slowly
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: when we were stressed. And we were like, there was
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: like a community of smoking that I think we're lacking
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: these days. You don't talk to people, like just strangers
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: standing outside together having like loose connections.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Loose connections.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Strangers in the night smoking and sexing thank you oh
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: i know what it was in the confessional people were
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: talking shit somebody said about luann how can you sing
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: so bad and like have so much to say right
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: something like that they said she's a terrible singer yeah
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: yeah yeah how dare.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: You i think it was was it giselle who said.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: That i don't know who said that i don't know
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: So I'm just saying someone said it, but it may
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: have been Portia. But, you know, Emily, you've now awoken
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: the beast of every nicotine addicted person. Thank you. You
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: can thank Emily and Drama Darling. Speaking of, you know,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: those Southern Charm boys, Craig Conover started it and now
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Shep is coming along for the ride. But he is
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: just selling the shit out of some tobacco, like all
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: the time, chewing tobacco. Oh, God.
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? Yeah. He's like, what's wrong with my sewing? Well,
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I guess I'll have this chewing tobacco. It's really soft.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: Now I'm going to tell everybody that I don't want
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: to hang out. If you're outside smoking, it makes me nauseous.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: And chewing tobacco grosses me out. And I had a
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: friend that had like a hole in their jaw from it.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: So as much as I want to like hang out
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: casually and bum a cig, And take a deep breath
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: when I'm stressed out.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Long, deep breaths. Holding it in and letting it out slowly.
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: Because that's what you're doing when you're smoking.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Anyway, it's not worth it.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Why don't you just smoke a joint every couple of months?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: And that'll be your deep breaths.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: I want to go out every 30 minutes because I'm
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: losing my mind because of my nicotine fit. Is that
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: so bad?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: It's so unhealthy, though. Think about it. You would have...
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: That's what's so crazy about thinking about the past when
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: people would just be at work. And I remember just
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: working in advertising. People just could leave. It's like, I'm
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: sitting here at my desk. Can I just leave? These
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: fucking smokers get to go anytime they want. That's not fair.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: So you and your smokers community can suck it.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: There, I said it. I represent them.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: I'm saving your life.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: But I don't. I'm not. I'm not. I just represent them.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: I'm just their attorney.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: In this. I am advocating.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: But yeah, maybe I'm just advocating for for engaging with
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: people and not like being on your phone. That's really
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: what I thought.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I hear you. I mean, you have a fair point.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: But let's move on to what Teresa said to Lisa Barlow.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: She's like, she said she watched your whole your whole
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: season of Sweet and Salt. And she said that I was.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Like, you're like the me of salt. And I'm like, what?
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: And Gia says to me, she says, yeah, that's picking
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: on her. And I was like, oh, my God.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Gia, what are you watching?
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Also, I don't totally believe Teresa is that's what Gia said.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I think she heard what she wanted to hear Gia say. Right.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: She was taking the... best of what Gia said.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: No, but it is absolutely true on some level. Whether
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Lisa's asking for it or not because of the things
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: that she's doing or not doing, they really are. They've
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: been on Lisa since day one. And Lisa seems to
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: be the only one carrying throughout this entire Ultimate Girls
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: trip the shit fire that's coming at her from the
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Salt Lake City ladies that are like trying to get
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: into the ears of all the other Ultimate Girls trip
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: women and then making it their problem in calling Lisa out.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: And I do think that that's kind of bullshit, even
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: though it's interesting. It isn't happening with anybody else.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Lisa is so surface level. And she's also the most
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: sensitive in Salt Lake. So there's no going deep with Lisa.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: And I think that that hurts her relationships with them,
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: except for with Meredith. But I think Lisa kind of
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: asks for this type of relationship with them. It's very like...
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: There's no... I don't know. She was so mean to Bronwyn.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: And like that, remember that like turned on a dime?
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: I just think I'd have to put together my thesis
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: on Lisa, but I'm kind of like, yeah, Lisa, you
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: kind of bring this on yourself with these gals.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: She does sometimes. I would say most of the time,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: but also these ladies are jealous of her. They're jealous
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: of her that she is on this trip, that it's
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: not them. And I think that there's absolutely some truth
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: to it. And I think that they're, going out of
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: their way to stir up trouble by talking shit about
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Lisa to other housewives, which is not necessary. There aren't
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: any other housewives so far in the other cities doing that.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: So I think that's really stupid. I mean, I kind
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: of do.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So we'll have to see housewives. And they just
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: filmed the reunion.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: What's funny is that they're like, we just filmed it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: And she's like, we just filmed it. And then She's like,
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: we're going to film soon. I'm like, wait a minute.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: What is the timeline, timeline, timeline, timeline? Yeah. Because I'm
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: a little confused. Okay, so Lisa finally gets called out
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: by being late and why she didn't apologize. And I mean,
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: thank God she finally said something and kind of apologized.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: And I'm glad that they didn't leave it alone because
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: it was weird that she didn't just say, I'm sorry,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: right there.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: And I will say if this was If she had
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: done that on Salt Lake, Whitney would have never let
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: it go the way Giselle and Portia did. So there
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: is that component. But if you notice, everybody has problems
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: with their cast. They had not in on Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: But when they talk about like Teresa talking about like
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: my cast.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Is so hard on me, blah, blah, blah. So, I mean,
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: like when you take them out of Ultimate Girls Trip.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: They get annoyed with who they are in a cast with,
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: for sure, because.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: They are working. Working.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Vicky said the same thing. Beverly Hills didn't just talk
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: shit about Kyle to anybody on that cast.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: Well, you got to almost take Beverly Hills out of
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: it because they all have this unspoken agreement.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you mean. I don't know. I'm
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: not in Beverly Hills.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: I don't look bad on that cast.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I don't have a vape. I'm not. I don't know
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: who Marisha is.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I think Heather was on a girl's
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: trip too, right?
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: She did that one with, yes.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Remember when she wanted Leah to drink again? That was
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: so weird. Oh, man. That was the whole thing with
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: the lawsuit.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: That is nuts. Yeah.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: That's right. I forgot that was the whole basis of
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: that lawsuit.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: It really was.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: I didn't know, by the way, I didn't know where
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: the pituitary gland was. Nice to be reminded.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: But I just, I love that somebody being so confident
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: about calling out their pituitary gland and then being... dead wrong.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: And having a housewife call him out on it, which
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: I love. Marisol's like, I'm really good with body parts
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: and medical stuff. I know where everything is. But that
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: conversation was so confusing for Lisa. I really did kind
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: of feel for her. Because first of all, she's like,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: oh my God, I thought I knew where my pituitary
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: gland is. And next thing you know, she's like, oh,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: you're a lawyer, right? And she's like, no, I'm not
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: a lawyer. That's her. And she's like, Oh, you're a lawyer. No,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I was a school teacher. She's like, OK,
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: am I in the twilight zone? What is happening? She's
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: not a lawyer. She's not a lawyer. And this isn't
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: my pituitary gland.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: She's so confused.
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: When she was talking to Teresa at the top of
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: the episode, too, and she was like, I just want
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: to tell you, thank you so much for having my
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: back and validating me. And then they cut to Teresa
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: being like, hi, what's your name?
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: Just like Heather I just like had nothing I'm sure
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: there was more footage.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: But that they showed that it was like Teresa being
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: like where's the bathroom.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: And validating me.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: You were there for me no one has ever come
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: up in between me and my other cast member when
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: grabbing a fight and asked if I knew where the
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: powder room was that was so nice of you hi
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: um Are you guys in the same party? Is this
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: the room we're supposed to be in? Oh, my God.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Thank you. I love you so much, Teresa. I'm okay.
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what it was.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. This Mochino. I can't even say it.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: I can't say, I can't do Lisa Barlow and say
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Moschino at the same time. This Moschino is amazing from
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: the 1990s.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: Up on the runway. She's like, don't run away.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I wish I could just like make a door here
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: and like laser it, laser a door here so we
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: are connecting rooms. I laser it with my eyes right, Teresa? Yeah.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Are we sleeping now? And she's, like, thanking her for
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: having her back by not wanting to leave her there,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: you know, when she was late. And Teresa, I don't
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: even know if she knew that she was having her back.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: I think she accidentally had her back. She's like, yeah,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: I heard that we were waiting on some buddies. And
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, we should probably wait for that person.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, it was only because, like, Teresa wanted to run
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: in and, like, actually, like, Do one more thing in
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: the lobby, go to the bathroom, get a coffee.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: One more layer of lip liner on.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Luann? It looks so good.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, Lisa.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: That's probably why she's wearing so much lip liner, because
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Lisa was like, oh, my gosh, I'm legally blind, and
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: it looks amazing.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: It only looks like you have a one-legger on.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: And then....
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Marisol, we got to see a wonderful montage of Mama
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: Elsa and a shocking reveal that Luann and NeNe used
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: to talk to Mama Elsa on the phone all the time.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: This is why we love our 20-year housewives.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah. That montage was great. And the toast was
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: great and Lou's closing speech about her mom. They were
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: all way too offended by that, I have to say.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Or am I just.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Offended by what?
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: Lou talking about, like.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Wanting to die and having sex?
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: No, who died on the toilet? Was it her dad
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: or somebody her mom was hooking up with? Her uncle, okay.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: And then she was like, and it was stiff, and
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: he was, like, falling over. And they were all horrified,
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: and I was like, meh, it's fine.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: That's when.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: No, I know. That was fine. It's just that it
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: was story after story after story. And that's when... The
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: caffeine hit, you know? Oh, yeah. She got that coffee
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: over her nose.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: That coffee. She got that Peter's Brew up at the Nostril. Okay.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Peter's Brew.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Just a bump of Peter's Brew, please.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: No. Allegedly, we know for a fact it was coffee.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: That's great. That's what I said.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: You said that. No, Marisol's like, oh, she had a
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: stroke after three days before we started filming. And I mean,
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the editing was. I don't even care.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: All I know is whatever point she said that it
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: was inappropriate to jump in and say, I want to
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: die having sex. And then when someone starts, here's the thing.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: You know, when people refer to their parents around you
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: as like mom and dad. Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Like they're all a little bit weird.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: Is that weird? Not as weird as when they say mother.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Mother is coming.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Mother will be here in a moment.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: What do you think about mommy's sister?
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: No, I don't like that either. That's what she said.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Did you hear her say that? Mommy's sister's husband's dog's dad.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: He went to go to the bathroom in the middle
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: of the night. She's like, I don't know. It's just,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: you know, she was sleeping and then all of a sudden,
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: you know, where did he go?
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: Let's see where he is. He's standing up and walking
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: down the hall. He's like, this picture is off.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Open the door.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: He's sitting on the toilet. He's like, I don't know. 911,
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: the emergency. He fell on the floor. He was just
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: standing up against the table. Mommy. Is that caffeine, you know?
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: It'll do it. That'll do it. Right up the old mouth.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Veep.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Well, anywho, I don't even know.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: Wait, how do you feel about people saying mommy and
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: adults saying mommy?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're asking me?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Thank you, darling. Thank you so much for caring about
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: my opinion. I ask you your opinion. Nobody asks me
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: my opinion. I ask the questions and nobody asks me mine.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: Vicki, what do you think about adults calling their parents
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: mommy and daddy?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: I think it's weird. I think you should grow up.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: I think Michael is a grown man, Brianna's a grown woman,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: and nobody needs to tell them what to do, how
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: to do it, or.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Any of their lives!
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: It's whatever you want to do. Sometimes it hits me
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: a little off when I hear it.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it hits my ear a little bit weird. Always
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: for me, if someone's like, Oh my gosh. And I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: talked to mom. I was like, you talked to my mom? Oh,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: your mom.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: That, yes, that hits me. But the mommy and daddy,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: when you're an adult, it hits me.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: A little off.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: It's a little off. Yeah.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Now that doesn't mean you can say that to your parents,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: you know, here and there. I say, I'll be, I'll joke,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, mommy, you know, like that's, that's fine.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: But I'm not going to refer to her as mommy
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: to other people as if she was their mommy too.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, mom's, mom's here. Mommy. Well, I'm trying to think what,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: what's the context? The context is, and then mom came
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: in and mom says, oh, well, you know, she loves,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: she loves you. Oh, you're going to love when you
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: see mom. When you see mom, when mom comes to town,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: you're going to love seeing mom. It's not my mom.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: It's not my mom, okay? It's not my mom.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I have a mom.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: It's not her.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Mamacita. Remember that old one? Remember that friend? The old
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Love Island? I'm bringing back the old memes.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mamacita.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, Rob.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: Rob.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: No, was it Rob? No, who was that?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember, but he was like, I'm a mommy. Nick.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: I have something to tell you. What do you have
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: to tell me? I'm a mom. I'm a mommy. Mamacita. No,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: I'm a mom. I have a daughter.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: Mamacita.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Talk to me. Tuck me in, mama.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: Wow. I never knew we would say that old friend again.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: That old meme again.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: I know. Luann brought up when Vicky started doing shots.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: She's like, she's starting. Love that. It reminded me of
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: fucking like Charlie Sheen at his highest where he's like winning.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: You know, that was like Luann's like, she's starting. Love that.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: It's like out of her mind.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: One eye blinking.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Man, this is the best and worst.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: Lou won the episode for me. Yeah. Lou won it.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: And all those ladies can just sit down, you know?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: And if they want to have a problem with her speeches, well,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: get in the game, okay? Snatch more wigs on that beach.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Start starting, you know? Because she'll take it. She's going
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: to have that microphone, and she's a freaking professional. She's
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: on the road probably like 200 days a year.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Is she really?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Really? I don't know the numbers, Emily. I'm just saying
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: she is in Brisbane. She is in Melbourne.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: Well, this is true.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: She has been a cabaret star in hitting cities left
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: and right, up and down.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: I thought she was just traveling. No?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: I travel everywhere, no? I go to Turks and Caicos, no? Si, Sonia,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: over there.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Not Argentina.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: You're not going to Argentina. I know one place where
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: you won't find her.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm just saying, you know, she's going to give
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: these housewives a run for their money. And they're always
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: going to be on defense like they were in this episode,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: which was hilarious when you got Portia being like, Luann, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: So we're going to need them a little more on
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: the offense. But I don't think that Luann's going to
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: be able to keep up this level of energy, you know. No.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: And she hasn't been this.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Although.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: But it's Miami, baby. She lets loose.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: You know, I think, like, we're not going to... If
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: not for Luann, then who?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Because Teresa, no. She's not going to do anything.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: Lisa's going to be Lisa, but that's not going to
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: carry an episode. I think we kind of need Lu
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: and Vicky.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, we do.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: In terms of just, like, being unaware of their surroundings. And...
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: You know, laying golden eggs. That's going to be these two.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: That's right. Mm-hmm.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, let's not have Vicky's sparkle be dibbed, Eddie Boy. Well,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: this was great in Miami. Wonderful to see Marisol and Alexia.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Are we in Miami again next week?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: New York?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: New York.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: We go immediately to New York. We saw the previews
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: for New York. Yeah. We saw some crying.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: It's weird that we were even in Miami, I have
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: to say, because they must have known at that point
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: Miami wasn't coming back.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, the producers or Bravo.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That's right. I don't think they did.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: I really don't. Well, I could say this. The cast
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: didn't know.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: No, the cast did not know. Oh, okay.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: Because when they were like, yeah, they were so proud. No,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: they were the only franchise that came back after eight years.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: We're so amazing. And then. It's sad. It's sad. I'm upset.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: I'm furious. I have my cocky here.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: Cheers, Marisol.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: And it sucks.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Well, they'll probably go. They'll probably stop in Potomac, right?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: And then go to New York because that's on the way.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: I don't think they're going to Potomac.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: That was not on the map.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. Not even to use the bathroom. For Vicki?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: Vicki doesn't have to go.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: I have to use the bathroom. Can I use the
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: bathroom in Potomac? Well, there you have it.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: I guess that's it.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Because we end up at Bluestone, right? That's where we're
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: ending this in New York.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: What a fabulous, fabulous, fabulous show. Well, that's it for us,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: Emily DeResus. So fun to have you back talking about
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. We have such a stacked
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: schedule this week and weeks to come. I mean, I
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: don't even know. We won't be sleeping. I won't be sleeping.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: We just did Ultimate Girls Trip tomorrow. New York the
• 1:07:04
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• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Housewives of Salt Lake City, Orange County, and go ahead, Emily. Traitors.
• 1:07:17
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• 1:07:24
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