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- 0:01Speaker 1: The hot ache big show with Toledos from work days
- 0:04Speaker 1: to workouts.
- 0:06Speaker 2: It'll fuel your first.
- 0:09Speaker 3: Welcome this big show, really big Jason Heights, Mino and
- 0:17Speaker 3: get at your mad bars.
- 0:18Speaker 4: It's great to have your company on another glorious day
- 0:22Speaker 4: in the City of Sales. It's the thirtieth of April
- 0:25Speaker 4: twenty twenty six. And you, my friends, as ever listening
- 0:28Speaker 4: to the big show brought to you by Toledo's.
- 0:32Speaker 5: Out without dated hydration in with Toledo's then you standard
- 0:36Speaker 5: in clean electrolytes.
- 0:40Speaker 6: Toledo get a no, absolutely stellion you Greek god.
- 0:50Speaker 2: You were Donnis. How's life I I'm pretty grassy, your
- 0:53Speaker 2: mad dog? Your six son of a bee? Is that
- 0:56Speaker 2: a new jersey you're wearing.
- 0:57Speaker 3: Yeah, man, thank you for noticing.
- 1:00Speaker 5: Sick.
- 1:01Speaker 4: The problem that I have now that I'm a CBD
- 1:03Speaker 4: boy is that I'm walking around all the time and
- 1:06Speaker 4: there's all these shops. There's all these second hand stores,
- 1:09Speaker 4: and I just going there with my wife and it's like, oh,
- 1:11Speaker 4: that looks nice.
- 1:12Speaker 3: You did dish new top.
- 1:14Speaker 2: He's had that top for years. That one there, Yeah,
- 1:17Speaker 2: that old hoodie, I've never ever seen it.
- 1:19Speaker 5: Really, he's had that one I feel like he's wanted
- 1:22Speaker 5: every single show we've ever done. Ever, it does feel
- 1:24Speaker 5: a little bit like that.
- 1:25Speaker 4: But you bang on mogie Pitchers today, Pitchers Today?
- 1:30Speaker 5: And what about that hat there with Reburger colored in
- 1:32Speaker 5: with a vivid Oh yeah.
- 1:34Speaker 4: Funnily enough, that was in a knop shop as well.
- 1:38Speaker 4: I could not believe it when I saw it.
- 1:41Speaker 3: It was unbelievable. How you going, Keezy.
- 1:44Speaker 5: I'm actually going a new hat?
- 1:46Speaker 3: Yeah, what a cool geez.
- 1:49Speaker 5: It is a great new hat. I have a black
- 1:51Speaker 5: Warriors hat and I was starting to get a bit
- 1:53Speaker 5: worn out, so I've ordered the exact same Warriors hat.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's got something on the peak underneath it,
- 1:57Speaker 2: which it's just a little sticker. Oh yeah.
- 2:01Speaker 5: Well, to be honest, I left it underneath my last
- 2:03Speaker 5: one and I held up my old one and my
- 2:06Speaker 5: new one, and I went on to make the match exactly.
- 2:08Speaker 4: Actually, just on that hat front, my wife's pretty filthy
- 2:12Speaker 4: with you. She went to a great lengths to make
- 2:15Speaker 4: you a specialized Warriors hat, and she never sees you
- 2:19Speaker 4: wear it, Jace.
- 2:21Speaker 2: She is disgusted, absolutely right, Jace.
- 2:25Speaker 5: It is a It is a warrior's jersey cut into
- 2:27Speaker 5: a bucket hat.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Yes, I can't wear that to work. You look really smart.
- 2:32Speaker 4: With you really, it's really suited your sort of goofy face.
- 2:37Speaker 5: Okay, I'll wear it tomorrow. Good if I remember, Hey
- 2:41Speaker 5: Mogi on the Big Show with Old Mogi.
- 2:50Speaker 2: It is the last day before the huge announcement of
- 2:53Speaker 2: our winner.
- 2:54Speaker 5: We are off the Magic Round.
- 2:55Speaker 2: We're going to see every single rugby league game in
- 2:58Speaker 2: the world, including the bronco versus the Warriors over in
- 3:01Speaker 2: Brisbane the drawers tomorrow at five pm. Stay tuned for
- 3:04Speaker 2: the qu to call and give us a ring on
- 3:06Speaker 2: eight hundred herd ache.
- 3:07Speaker 5: Yeah, last you run out of chances to get in
- 3:09Speaker 5: the draw hair. We're going to do a couple today,
- 3:10Speaker 5: a couple more cuticles.
- 3:12Speaker 2: It's one of the best things we've ever done our lives,
- 3:15Speaker 2: and you get an opportunity to come with us and
- 3:17Speaker 2: have a few quiet bears responsibly. Later on the show,
- 3:21Speaker 2: we've got Alan McElroy the Comedians, turning out to have
- 3:23Speaker 2: a young you know what he's I think he's irish.
- 3:25Speaker 2: I can never understand the word he says.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Yes, I know what.
- 3:28Speaker 5: He's got a certain vibe about him that I quite
- 3:30Speaker 5: like him.
- 3:30Speaker 2: Up next, Hoidy Jay brother, we're on the eve of
- 3:34Speaker 2: you giving up nicotine products, no vaping, no smoking darts.
- 3:38Speaker 2: You're only allowed to chew your gum. And that's your lot.
- 3:41Speaker 2: We've got one hundred dollars bet on it between the
- 3:43Speaker 2: three of us. Yeah, Keezy backs you. I beck addiction
- 3:46Speaker 2: over you any day of the week. You got no chance.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Yeah, here's Food Fighters.
- 3:51Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarkeys.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Indeed, Supergoo's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
- 4:00Speaker 4: Thursday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past four o'clock
- 4:03Speaker 4: and we're on the eve fellas of the big bet.
- 4:06Speaker 3: To bring people up to speed.
- 4:08Speaker 4: A little while back, the challenge was put down for
- 4:11Speaker 4: me to give up the vape, give up the cigarettes
- 4:14Speaker 4: for a month for the month of May.
- 4:16Speaker 5: Yeah, so this was me bringing this about because you
- 4:19Speaker 5: can't the amount of times you've come and said, oh
- 4:22Speaker 5: I've got such a headache, my lungs hurt, and then
- 4:24Speaker 5: I realized it was caused by the vape, and so
- 4:27Speaker 5: I was like, cool, give up the vape. Now. I'm
- 4:29Speaker 5: not an ad I don't have an addictive personality. I've
- 4:32Speaker 5: never been addicted to nicotine. So I don't understand, right,
- 4:34Speaker 5: And we've been down this path.
- 4:37Speaker 2: We've given up cigarettes, Jace, you and I on this
- 4:39Speaker 2: show many, many, many times. Oh, yes, we had one
- 4:43Speaker 2: very early on. It might have been in the first
- 4:44Speaker 2: year we started. And we gave up for over twelve months.
- 4:47Speaker 3: We went a good distance man to celebrate.
- 4:50Speaker 2: We started smoking for four more years.
- 4:53Speaker 5: But also most recently the last two times Jace has
- 4:57Speaker 5: given up on the show. Yes, in the last sort
- 5:00Speaker 5: of year. The first time you gave up the darts,
- 5:04Speaker 5: you were on the durries at the time. You went
- 5:06Speaker 5: outside the building here and there was a guy you
- 5:08Speaker 5: hadn't seen in ages, and he offered you a dart. Yeah,
- 5:12Speaker 5: and you've shared one with him. And the bit there
- 5:14Speaker 5: was that if you smoke you had to shout everyone
- 5:16Speaker 5: at the big show and their partner's a curry dinner.
- 5:18Speaker 3: That's right.
- 5:19Speaker 2: Yes, Then you tried to say that it didn't count.
- 5:21Speaker 5: Yes, I did, but it did count. Had a delicious dinner.
- 5:24Speaker 5: It was great.
- 5:25Speaker 3: Now.
- 5:26Speaker 5: That was all within twelve months, and then most recently
- 5:29Speaker 5: this was the worst. This was the worst one. Earlier
- 5:32Speaker 5: this year you said you were off the vape. You'd
- 5:34Speaker 5: given it up. Yes to your credit. To your credit,
- 5:37Speaker 5: you stopped doing it at work, so from what I
- 5:40Speaker 5: could tell, yeah, you had given it up.
- 5:42Speaker 2: We had deep conversations about how you were facing your addiction,
- 5:45Speaker 2: how you shelt with the cravings that cat you look
- 5:47Speaker 2: at me in the eye, you told me. I was
- 5:49Speaker 2: asking you how you dealt with those cravings, because every
- 5:51Speaker 2: now and again the devil starts was spreading your ears.
- 5:53Speaker 2: I was like, how do you deal with this? You're
- 5:55Speaker 2: talking me through it, Mogi. You know, I know that
- 5:58Speaker 2: if I just give it a couple of minutes, something
- 6:00Speaker 2: else will take my attention and I'll be totally fine. Well,
- 6:03Speaker 2: then we find out from your wife you've been lying
- 6:06Speaker 2: through your teeth.
- 6:07Speaker 3: I've never forgiven her for that.
- 6:09Speaker 5: It's not her fault. We were at your house for
- 6:11Speaker 5: dinner and then I said, oh, blah, Jason's giving up
- 6:13Speaker 5: the vapor and then she goes, no, he has it.
- 6:16Speaker 3: I was basing that on previous experience.
- 6:20Speaker 4: So we've made a bit and Mogi and said I
- 6:24Speaker 4: beat one hundred bucks. That's not going to happen, and
- 6:26Speaker 4: Keezy to his eternal credit, I said, yeah, I'll take
- 6:30Speaker 4: that on not my wife is firmly in the Micman
- 6:34Speaker 4: no camp.
- 6:36Speaker 5: So she doesn't believe in you at all, not.
- 6:37Speaker 4: At all, And in fact she texted the show and said,
- 6:41Speaker 4: you will not be making anybore bit about you giving up.
- 6:46Speaker 4: I was massively buoyed today by Padson joining the bat
- 6:50Speaker 4: and saying he too will back me and put in
- 6:53Speaker 4: a hundred bucks if I.
- 6:55Speaker 3: Give up.
- 6:57Speaker 4: Trying to shed, and it was like, wow, the fellows
- 7:00Speaker 4: are really backing me.
- 7:01Speaker 2: The problem when you make these ways up is it,
- 7:03Speaker 2: of course I have to be on the other side
- 7:05Speaker 2: of that bet taking that bet. Now, Pugs knows I'll
- 7:08Speaker 2: be more than happy to take that bet. But I
- 7:10Speaker 2: know that Pugs isn't that stupid?
- 7:11Speaker 3: Well, he's I was.
- 7:16Speaker 5: Just let me, just let me reset everything here. So
- 7:18Speaker 5: the bit is, I will give Mike one hundred dollars. Yes,
- 7:23Speaker 5: if by the end of May, once you're into June,
- 7:26Speaker 5: you have had a vape or a cigarette, yes, and
- 7:30Speaker 5: you will as well, you will give him one hundred
- 7:31Speaker 5: dollars as well.
- 7:32Speaker 3: Correct.
- 7:32Speaker 5: However, if you get to the end of May into
- 7:34Speaker 5: June there and you haven't had a cigarette or a vape,
- 7:35Speaker 5: he will give each of each of us one hundred
- 7:37Speaker 5: dollars cash, yes, which is great now that no changing,
- 7:41Speaker 5: no making jokes about Kezy offering to actually pay two
- 7:44Speaker 5: hundred dollars and take over your part of the bet,
- 7:46Speaker 5: none of that.
- 7:47Speaker 4: With that in mine fellas. It's come upon me very quickly.
- 7:51Speaker 4: So today I was out and about. I went to
- 7:54Speaker 4: the chemist. I gotman nicorette. I got a new because
- 7:58Speaker 4: I used to get it out in west Auckland. Of course,
- 7:59Speaker 4: now i'm you. And I went in and I said,
- 8:01Speaker 4: can you write me out a prescription? And they said, yes,
- 8:03Speaker 4: we can. Nicorette for Nicorette. I've got. I've got my
- 8:07Speaker 4: nicorette pet hatch, and I've just been told by Big
- 8:12Speaker 4: Dilly he said, I'll make I've got these nicotine pouches
- 8:16Speaker 4: which are like triple.
- 8:18Speaker 3: The nicotine that you get from the Nickeorett. Right, so
- 8:21Speaker 3: I'm going to be pounding hard.
- 8:24Speaker 2: I'm sweating myself now. I'm worried about this bit Nicorette.
- 8:29Speaker 4: But I also want to put it out to the
- 8:30Speaker 4: audience on three four eight three. What other alternatives are
- 8:34Speaker 4: there out there? I'm going to need all of them.
- 8:36Speaker 5: That's right, So give us a text three four eight three.
- 8:38Speaker 5: Every text in the daw for fifty bucks cash thanks
- 8:40Speaker 5: to Toledos. Also just words of support. I know we've
- 8:44Speaker 5: that's true. Okay, this is happening again. And you know
- 8:47Speaker 5: what's funny about if you get on those pouches is
- 8:49Speaker 5: in a few months time there'll be a new bit.
- 8:51Speaker 5: Can Jase give up the pouch? Yeah, that's right. You
- 8:54Speaker 5: know what's great for the cravings?
- 8:56Speaker 3: Ziggy God so good.
- 8:58Speaker 5: Yeah, do not encourage her. This is I will be encouraging.
- 9:04Speaker 5: Here's going to be cigarettes line all over this.
- 9:07Speaker 4: I I've got a Steally resolve, No Steally resolve it's
- 9:13Speaker 4: made of and thank you Pats.
- 9:15Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Mate. Here's the rack on tears.
- 9:20Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
- 9:23Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Radio Head.
- 9:27Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
- 9:31Speaker 3: The time is four twenty seven.
- 9:33Speaker 4: Horny Jay giving up the vape and I haven't been
- 9:36Speaker 4: doing darries anyway, so it's not really giving up the darries.
- 9:39Speaker 3: It's the vape. Yeah.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Also, and to be very clear that you can't get
- 9:43Speaker 2: off the vape by getting on the darts. Yes, the
- 9:46Speaker 2: only thing that you're allowed during the month of May.
- 9:49Speaker 2: We've got the speak going on. You guys have been
- 9:51Speaker 2: one hundred bucks against me. I don't believe in you, Jace.
- 9:53Speaker 2: I love you, Yeah, sure, love you to stop. I'd
- 9:56Speaker 2: love you to quit and never get on that ever again.
- 9:58Speaker 2: But which is why I'm backing the we Yeah.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Yeah, wavering, Kesy. I feel like I get a sense
- 10:06Speaker 4: you're waiving.
- 10:07Speaker 2: The only reason Keysy is going to waver it is
- 10:09Speaker 2: based on all the facts that he's facing and.
- 10:11Speaker 5: Also based the evidence. Yeah, you the only reason I'm
- 10:15Speaker 5: waivering because I look at you and I think, oh,
- 10:16Speaker 5: here we go. He's not going to give it up.
- 10:19Speaker 2: So yes, no ciggis no vape now. The only thing
- 10:22Speaker 2: that you're allowed is nicotine gum. Were we that we
- 10:28Speaker 2: were that specifically want to go back to the tape
- 10:30Speaker 2: because we often have to do with you, Jason.
- 10:32Speaker 3: No cutches?
- 10:33Speaker 5: No, No, I'm fine with peaches either.
- 10:36Speaker 2: Catches are fine, but these there's been a little bit
- 10:38Speaker 2: of chat here about these, zin.
- 10:39Speaker 5: Yes, So here look, nicotine pouches. This is from a
- 10:42Speaker 5: texture on three for three. Nicotine pouches aren't the solution.
- 10:44Speaker 5: I used to be a smokert then a vape, but
- 10:46Speaker 5: now I only use pouches and my nicotine intake is
- 10:48Speaker 5: much higher than it ever was.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:50Speaker 4: Well, as I say, it's like triple the amount that
- 10:52Speaker 4: you get from your your nicorect's terrible.
- 10:54Speaker 3: Do I actually don't want to do that?
- 10:56Speaker 5: No, that's right.
- 10:57Speaker 2: Not only do you not want to do it, you're
- 10:58Speaker 2: not allowed to do it. And that would be you've
- 11:01Speaker 2: lost the bit because I can see you just thinking,
- 11:03Speaker 2: what if I can just get through the month of May,
- 11:05Speaker 2: I can win this bit and then I can move
- 11:07Speaker 2: on with God.
- 11:08Speaker 5: Okay, now what about here will win?
- 11:11Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 11:11Speaker 5: I've actually got some now, so listen, maybe this will
- 11:14Speaker 5: help the listeners. Have text in this sport ready from Sam.
- 11:21Speaker 3: I don't know if I am really.
- 11:22Speaker 5: Exam right, Jayce, here we go. I want to send
- 11:25Speaker 5: my support. I believe in you and I'm totally confident
- 11:28Speaker 5: you can do it. Stay firm to your bit, Mogi.
- 11:32Speaker 5: You can do it, brother, Thanks mate, I love you, mate, Yeah,
- 11:35Speaker 5: I love you.
- 11:36Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 11:36Speaker 5: So that wasn't for you, Jason, was for Moggie. What
- 11:40Speaker 5: about this one here from Rob? How about some willpower
- 11:43Speaker 5: from Hoidy j That usually works? Some willpower? Do you
- 11:47Speaker 5: have any of that left.
- 11:48Speaker 4: It's not about willpower. We're talking addiction.
- 11:52Speaker 5: Here, right, okay, Jace mate advices from Liam. This sounds positive. Yeah,
- 12:00Speaker 5: good start, Hey Jace over here, man, it's me Liam
- 12:03Speaker 5: on three four eight three. Just get a porn addiction.
- 12:08Speaker 5: You'll forget all about the douche flu. Another great piece
- 12:13Speaker 5: of advice here on three four three smoke, Becky Cones.
- 12:17Speaker 5: Oh is that a thing?
- 12:18Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 12:20Speaker 5: What about a pipe tobacco? Look at this? Look at
- 12:25Speaker 5: this rat crawling. It's just like, yeah, uh, ewan's tax
- 12:31Speaker 5: through here, try myth.
- 12:36Speaker 2: The thing about this is Jason. You today's your last day.
- 12:40Speaker 3: I know, man, this is what I mean. It's come
- 12:42Speaker 3: upon me very quickly.
- 12:45Speaker 5: That's from Victoria. Hey, Jason, if you tried just not smoking,
- 12:48Speaker 5: cheers Victoria.
- 12:49Speaker 2: She doesn't get it, man, Yeah, tune into some other station.
- 12:53Speaker 5: Come on, geez, did any of that help from listeners?
- 12:57Speaker 3: Well?
- 12:57Speaker 4: Look, I mean, it's over over whelming support for Hordy Jane.
- 13:01Speaker 4: As I say, pak Sam becoming part of the bit.
- 13:04Speaker 4: I feel like it's not just Kezy now having to No.
- 13:09Speaker 3: It's spread amongst the team.
- 13:10Speaker 5: Because I know what you're doing here. You're gonna think
- 13:12Speaker 5: it's way funnier to lose one hundred dollars for me
- 13:14Speaker 5: and packs you. This is what's happening because you're just
- 13:18Speaker 5: making it kee when you eventually.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Cave Keezy, what is nothing funny about playing with my
- 13:24Speaker 4: health mate?
- 13:26Speaker 5: That's true. I hadn't thought about.
- 13:27Speaker 3: That, all right. So midnight Tonight, Steamer.
- 13:34Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
- 13:38Speaker 1: in on Radio Hoky Radio hold Ache celebrating food Fighters
- 13:46Speaker 1: new album Your Favorite Toy.
- 13:50Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, we're gonna give away some toys and or
- 13:54Speaker 4: an album album.
- 13:55Speaker 5: The food Fighters brand new album. It's called your Favorite
- 13:58Speaker 5: Toy and it's out now.
- 14:00Speaker 3: What's your favorite toy? Keezy?
- 14:03Speaker 5: I was a big I used to love model trains, Seriously.
- 14:07Speaker 5: I was a train set boy. Lego and hot wheels.
- 14:10Speaker 5: Those are my big three.
- 14:12Speaker 3: No DELI in there.
- 14:15Speaker 5: Not when I was a kid. No, No, what was
- 14:18Speaker 5: your favorite toy? Jace?
- 14:20Speaker 3: Wow? I mean I was brought up in an age
- 14:22Speaker 3: where we didn't have toys.
- 14:23Speaker 5: No, that's right, that's right. You just had like stones
- 14:25Speaker 5: and ses, you know, like.
- 14:28Speaker 3: Bits of plastic and Cardboy plastic.
- 14:30Speaker 5: Had that been invented?
- 14:31Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 14:32Speaker 3: Had man?
- 14:33Speaker 5: Mogi? What was your favorite toy.
- 14:35Speaker 2: Look, I just loved punching on with my my brother
- 14:38Speaker 2: and my next door neighbors.
- 14:40Speaker 5: So it was just fist fights.
- 14:41Speaker 3: Really yeah.
- 14:42Speaker 2: So the heads Yeah, okay, cool crack and skulls keezy.
- 14:46Speaker 5: Well, the good thing is yeah, nice man. The good
- 14:49Speaker 5: thing is fail is to celebrate your favorite toy releasing
- 14:52Speaker 5: from the food Fighters. Old Dave Grol stopped by and
- 14:54Speaker 5: he dropped off a massive box full of his favorite
- 14:57Speaker 5: toys and also copies of the vinyl. That was the
- 14:59Speaker 5: end of it, and he came in.
- 15:00Speaker 2: It was either a huge rock star, but I thought
- 15:02Speaker 2: when he came in, he's actually a bit of a goose.
- 15:04Speaker 4: Yeah, just wandering around the place's shock. Yeah, he's He's
- 15:13Speaker 4: a man of the people, isn't he.
- 15:14Speaker 5: Actually. It was kind of weird though, because he came and, oh, guys,
- 15:17Speaker 5: can I here's a box of stuff? We don't really
- 15:19Speaker 5: want your ship?
- 15:20Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean keep it to yourself.
- 15:22Speaker 5: Buddy Bogie came in and was like can you beat it? Mate?
- 15:25Speaker 5: And he was like, can you please just talk about
- 15:27Speaker 5: our album on the radio. We were like no, but
- 15:31Speaker 5: this is how it works. I'm going to reach into
- 15:33Speaker 5: the box Fellers and reach around there, do a little
- 15:35Speaker 5: reach around in there, and then I'll either pull out
- 15:39Speaker 5: come on, pull out a copy of the vital or
- 15:44Speaker 5: a toy. Right, sure, what's it going to be?
- 15:47Speaker 4: Can we do that once we've got someone on the line,
- 15:49Speaker 4: and then it can be you do you want to
- 15:52Speaker 4: rustle in the let's go to the line.
- 15:53Speaker 3: Then good a Amy? How's life?
- 15:56Speaker 1: Oh? Good?
- 15:57Speaker 8: Thank you?
- 15:57Speaker 9: How about yourself?
- 15:58Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 15:58Speaker 3: Very good things? Amy? What do you do for a crust? Amy?
- 16:04Speaker 5: I sell polystyrene for.
- 16:07Speaker 4: Okaye backbine And yeah you are food Fighters fan?
- 16:14Speaker 10: Sure I am?
- 16:15Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 16:16Speaker 5: Good you are a food Fighters fair?
- 16:17Speaker 3: Amy.
- 16:19Speaker 5: What's your favorite song? It's a question, but it's got
- 16:23Speaker 5: to be a longer.
- 16:26Speaker 2: Is your favorite Food Fighters drummer?
- 16:29Speaker 3: Such a great question.
- 16:31Speaker 8: It's got to be old mate, dear.
- 16:32Speaker 3: What's his name?
- 16:33Speaker 5: What's we could name? Oh? Yeah that could yeah?
- 16:39Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Well keys, he's going to reach into
- 16:46Speaker 4: the box here, Amy, and see what he's going to
- 16:49Speaker 4: get for you.
- 16:50Speaker 5: What do you hope.
- 16:52Speaker 7: Like that?
- 16:53Speaker 5: Casey?
- 16:53Speaker 3: Please?
- 16:54Speaker 5: What are you hoping for? Amy? Well, you said out
- 16:59Speaker 5: some of the got piano fingers like an electric piano.
- 17:02Speaker 3: Oh he's imagine that.
- 17:05Speaker 5: Well, I've had a little reach around in the box
- 17:08Speaker 5: there and I have pulled out a copy of the
- 17:10Speaker 5: brand new vinyl Mate. How good? So you just hold
- 17:16Speaker 5: the line there, Amy and old Pugs. That'll get that
- 17:18Speaker 5: shipped out to your asap. Alright, thank you.
- 17:20Speaker 3: No worries, have a great day. She sounded very nice. Yeah, yeah,
- 17:25Speaker 3: totally absolutely.
- 17:26Speaker 5: Loving it made her sound really nice.
- 17:28Speaker 3: Jose do you just sound like a very pleasant person?
- 17:30Speaker 5: Keysy, what are the sort of toys have they got
- 17:32Speaker 5: in that boxy? Keys? There's a heap of stuff and
- 17:35Speaker 5: I think it's meant to be a surprise.
- 17:36Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's what said.
- 17:38Speaker 5: I heard there was a racing car in there.
- 17:41Speaker 4: Can next time when you when you reach and can
- 17:43Speaker 4: you do it the other way around? Because I already
- 17:45Speaker 4: didn't appreciate you putting your ass in the air like that.
- 17:48Speaker 3: All right?
- 17:48Speaker 5: Actually, just on that you should listen to the podcast
- 17:50Speaker 5: out today. I realized that, oh yeah, it comes out
- 17:52Speaker 5: at seven pot oh.
- 17:56Speaker 3: M pity.
- 17:58Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show week days from four on
- 18:02Speaker 1: Radio Hodarchy.
- 18:02Speaker 4: And Andy Warholes there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 18:06Speaker 4: this Thursday afternoon.
- 18:08Speaker 3: The time is four point fifty three, which means it's
- 18:11Speaker 3: time for what's on the telly with Mike Minogue.
- 18:20Speaker 2: You didn't watch anything last night, Feels, but I did
- 18:25Speaker 2: finish off a book brad Thorne. Champions do Extra.
- 18:29Speaker 5: Do you hear about this? Keezy?
- 18:30Speaker 2: You know about Champions man, know about brad Thorn. They
- 18:33Speaker 2: do extra, Brother, it's about old brad Thorn. You heard
- 18:37Speaker 2: about him?
- 18:37Speaker 5: Yes, Nogi, can you get off?
- 18:41Speaker 2: He's from down South. He was a kiwi fella there
- 18:44Speaker 2: and then his family moved over to Australia, to queens
- 18:46Speaker 2: Land and he started playing Buckler League. Signed by the
- 18:50Speaker 2: Broncos when he was about seventeen and had a bit
- 18:53Speaker 2: of a weapon of an old man, very competitive with
- 18:55Speaker 2: his dad and his brother, et cetera, et cetera. Great life,
- 18:58Speaker 2: great lessons in there. It's an easy read, goes written
- 19:01Speaker 2: by our friend Dylan Cleaver, but some good lessons in there.
- 19:04Speaker 2: And he's just old school work yours off, give everything,
- 19:09Speaker 2: try and go back. He's a man of God. You
- 19:11Speaker 2: heard about God?
- 19:12Speaker 10: Yeah? Man.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Jesus yeah, a bit of chat about Jesus and then
- 19:17Speaker 2: which I don't mind actually as I get old, a
- 19:18Speaker 2: little bit of Jesus chat.
- 19:20Speaker 5: Absolute weapon. Look, it's not it's not going to it
- 19:25Speaker 5: might change your life. I'll give it. I'll give it
- 19:28Speaker 5: three point eight busies out of a possible for wow,
- 19:30Speaker 5: three point eight busies. Three point eight busies. And it's
- 19:32Speaker 5: not going to change your life.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Probably it's probably well, it might do because it's just
- 19:37Speaker 2: good life lessons. At the end of every chapter he
- 19:40Speaker 2: sort of tells you some things that you can apply
- 19:41Speaker 2: to your life, which I think is a useful thing
- 19:44Speaker 2: for people to have. People think that a guy like him,
- 19:46Speaker 2: it just happens that guy works like a goddamn doll.
- 19:50Speaker 5: There are two different types of athletes. There are athletes
- 19:52Speaker 5: that are born with amazing talent, and then there are
- 19:57Speaker 5: guys that aren't and have to work bloody had akasy.
- 20:01Speaker 2: And then there are guys like him that's born very
- 20:04Speaker 2: gifted six foot four by the time he was seventeen,
- 20:06Speaker 2: one hundred and ten kilo's weapon and also had the
- 20:09Speaker 2: work effects.
- 20:09Speaker 5: So boom boom aka Pugson.
- 20:14Speaker 3: That's so funny. You should bring that up. Actually, I
- 20:17Speaker 3: was taking the recite that was taking.
- 20:19Speaker 4: The recycling down last night, Mogi to the recycling and
- 20:23Speaker 4: we've got a apartment like this.
- 20:26Speaker 5: TV related book.
- 20:28Speaker 3: You know, you can put your spare box and whatever.
- 20:31Speaker 5: It's like, you know, and you go to a books
- 20:33Speaker 5: repository as well.
- 20:34Speaker 4: You know, people just put all the books that they've
- 20:36Speaker 4: read and it's just a kind of cart full of.
- 20:38Speaker 5: Box, so free and swee, you chuck your old ship books.
- 20:41Speaker 4: And then I picked up the one on Body Barrett
- 20:43Speaker 4: called sixty six I think it was called. It was
- 20:45Speaker 4: a pictorial Pictures of Body Barrett. And so I turned
- 20:50Speaker 4: the TV last turn.
- 20:52Speaker 3: It off last night and just went through the pictures
- 20:55Speaker 3: of Body Barrett.
- 20:57Speaker 5: So you had a Body Barrett going for a swim.
- 20:59Speaker 2: Yeah, Body Barrett down at the beach with his wife.
- 21:05Speaker 3: He seems lovely.
- 21:06Speaker 5: Oh you likes and she doesn't like you. By the way,
- 21:10Speaker 5: four point four busies out of five.
- 21:13Speaker 3: Yes, a picture book, Yeah, baby bart, that's so good.
- 21:17Speaker 3: I met.
- 21:18Speaker 2: I met his wife and she's not a fan of us.
- 21:22Speaker 2: I want to point that out because he always plays
- 21:25Speaker 2: our podcast in the car and yeah, she's not a fan.
- 21:29Speaker 5: Last night, fell As, I watched the second episode of
- 21:31Speaker 5: Celebrity Treasure Island on TV. Yeah, can I say who
- 21:36Speaker 5: did it? It hasn't quite grabbed me yet. It's not
- 21:38Speaker 5: a murder mystery logie. How would it be if it
- 21:41Speaker 5: was Liberty Treasure Island Keys. He's sorry to distract you.
- 21:44Speaker 2: And at the start of it they kill one of
- 21:46Speaker 2: the celebrities and then you have to work out who
- 21:48Speaker 2: did it?
- 21:48Speaker 5: Who just floating there that. Yeah, so it hasn't hooked
- 21:53Speaker 5: me yet. Fully, you're still entertained. I'll still watch it. However,
- 21:58Speaker 5: quite a funny thing happened one of the first people
- 22:00Speaker 5: to go home. I don't think it's a massive spoiler
- 22:01Speaker 5: because it's the first episode. Is this beauty queen girl
- 22:07Speaker 5: I don't know anything about her a couple of years ago. Yeah,
- 22:10Speaker 5: so she goes home and everyone's crying about it. Yeah,
- 22:13Speaker 5: and they've only known it for like two hours. That's right.
- 22:16Speaker 5: And I'm sitting there and I'm like everyone that's crying
- 22:18Speaker 5: about it, I'm like, you've got a missus, You've got
- 22:20Speaker 5: a missus. I wouldn't be on TV crying because the
- 22:22Speaker 5: Smoke Show just what.
- 22:23Speaker 2: We were talking of Annie Minnett about yesterday, who was
- 22:25Speaker 2: in the studio and he's on Celebrity Trees.
- 22:28Speaker 5: But that's what i'd hear.
- 22:29Speaker 2: I'd seen a review on the spinoff and they were
- 22:30Speaker 2: saying that half a dozen people were crying that this
- 22:33Speaker 2: person had been seen home, been on the island for
- 22:35Speaker 2: four hours.
- 22:36Speaker 5: That's what's going on. I turned to my wife and
- 22:38Speaker 5: I was like, if you're watching this and I was
- 22:39Speaker 5: on TV crying because the incredibly beautiful woman I had
- 22:43Speaker 5: just met went home, what would you feel? And she
- 22:45Speaker 5: was just like, I don't know what I'm.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Yeah, very funny though, how many buzzies?
- 22:52Speaker 5: I don't know? She didn't. Oh the show at the
- 22:56Speaker 5: stage three, No, at the stage two point eight. But
- 22:59Speaker 5: I'm gonna still it out because I love that show.
- 23:01Speaker 5: You always have, always well plenty. Oh, no you go,
- 23:05Speaker 5: there you go.
- 23:06Speaker 3: I'm coming up after five.
- 23:08Speaker 5: Actually I'll go coming up after five. Another chance to
- 23:10Speaker 5: get the draw from Magic Now you go Magic Ground.
- 23:12Speaker 3: We've got comedian Alan McElroy.
- 23:15Speaker 5: Oh that's right.
- 23:16Speaker 3: We've also got a bit of Maggie chet too.
- 23:19Speaker 5: Oh wow, I can't wait for that.
- 23:23Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
- 23:26Speaker 1: Tune in week dated four on Radio Hold.
- 23:29Speaker 4: I welcome back your massive bagbones. Hope you are surviving
- 23:32Speaker 4: your Thursday afternoon. You are, in fact listening to the
- 23:35Speaker 4: Big Show brought to you by toledos.
- 23:38Speaker 5: Out without dated hydration in with toledos, then you standard
- 23:42Speaker 5: and clean electro lights.
- 23:47Speaker 3: Toos.
- 23:49Speaker 5: They're rolling out across the country failures. They are available
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- 24:00Speaker 5: across the country to slowly expanding the small.
- 24:04Speaker 3: As they should.
- 24:05Speaker 2: Everybody's drinking it, everybody.
- 24:08Speaker 3: Will be as they should. Magie, you know what I mean,
- 24:11Speaker 3: it's bloody great stuff.
- 24:12Speaker 5: Certainly as fellas. Hey, we've got a big hour coming up,
- 24:15Speaker 5: another chance to get the drawer from Magic Rounds that
- 24:17Speaker 5: is being drawn tomorrow at five pm.
- 24:19Speaker 9: Water.
- 24:21Speaker 4: No sleep for Hoody Jade tonight really because I'm giving
- 24:25Speaker 4: up the vape tomorrow.
- 24:28Speaker 3: I mean that might sort of factor in a little bit.
- 24:31Speaker 5: Whatever. Yeah, are you genuinely with this bit? Because for
- 24:34Speaker 5: those that don't know, from midnight tonight to the end
- 24:37Speaker 5: of May, Jase is no longer allowed to vape or
- 24:39Speaker 5: have darts. Are you gonna go hard on it tonight?
- 24:42Speaker 3: Nah?
- 24:43Speaker 5: And also another question, this is going for longer than
- 24:47Speaker 5: just one month.
- 24:47Speaker 3: Right, Look, it's just it's just focus on the task
- 24:52Speaker 3: in front of us. Keezy.
- 24:53Speaker 5: I just think like the future doesn't exist.
- 24:56Speaker 3: There is only now.
- 24:57Speaker 5: Yes, it does.
- 24:59Speaker 4: So I'm just going to be focused on eating well keeping.
- 25:03Speaker 4: My exercise is having the old Nicorette gum bit.
- 25:09Speaker 3: And you know, you guys are going to have to
- 25:12Speaker 3: be prepared that I might be a bit moody.
- 25:14Speaker 5: I can't wait.
- 25:16Speaker 2: This is you know, I'm I get to pay you know,
- 25:19Speaker 2: one hundred dollars a year or two hundred dollars, whatever
- 25:21Speaker 2: it might be. And I'm just going to have the
- 25:22Speaker 2: time of my life. I know you either win or
- 25:25Speaker 2: I get thirty one days of torturing Jace and you especially,
- 25:30Speaker 2: And I think you're going to feel like the most Keysy,
- 25:31Speaker 2: to be honest with you, Jay's all sort of either
- 25:34Speaker 2: vapor or smoke or he won't.
- 25:36Speaker 5: He'll be sort of pretty. Lais a fear about it,
- 25:38Speaker 5: won't you?
- 25:38Speaker 3: Just yeah? Probably?
- 25:39Speaker 2: But Keysy is going to be stressed and disappointed.
- 25:42Speaker 5: And also because like I'm just sitting here, I just
- 25:44Speaker 5: want one's best for Jason. Yeah, sure, I want Jason.
- 25:46Speaker 5: You know I want Jase. Doesn't want what's best for Jase. Man,
- 25:49Speaker 5: just leave Jason alone.
- 25:50Speaker 3: Your faith has gooded my loins.
- 25:52Speaker 5: Key does mean?
- 25:54Speaker 9: Is it?
- 25:57Speaker 3: Really?
- 25:59Speaker 5: My faith has got barred up?
- 26:00Speaker 2: Is that it?
- 26:01Speaker 4: And what especially now that Pugs is on board as well?
- 26:04Speaker 4: I'm fire up fellows. Here there's kings of lear.
- 26:09Speaker 1: The Hlarcky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy Tune
- 26:13Speaker 1: inkdays and four on Radio HO Lucky.
- 26:15Speaker 4: Es indeed Green Day there on the Radio HO Lucky
- 26:18Speaker 4: Big Show. This Thursday evening. The time thirty minutes past
- 26:21Speaker 4: five o'clock.
- 26:22Speaker 7: Fine six here the night men men, men, men, men, women, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, women, men,
- 26:30Speaker 7: men men, one in the house.
- 26:41Speaker 5: Seconds on that.
- 26:42Speaker 2: That's good stuff, hey, fellas, I got sick again, another
- 26:48Speaker 2: long weekend. Mogie gets sick again. My wife and daughter
- 26:52Speaker 2: went down to Wellington. I was meant to go as well.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Obviously I couldn't go. It was my sister in law's
- 26:57Speaker 2: thirtieth birthday tragedy to miss out on. But I got
- 27:00Speaker 2: to stay home and do a little bit of work.
- 27:02Speaker 5: That's great. So that was great.
- 27:03Speaker 2: The other thing I got to do was clean my
- 27:05Speaker 2: daughter's room and clean the house. But mostly my daughter's
- 27:08Speaker 2: room was my focus because I hate and Jace. You'll
- 27:12Speaker 2: know this having had four children of your own. Four daughters.
- 27:16Speaker 2: The accumulation of crap that you get. Yes, your family
- 27:20Speaker 2: give things to your kid, your friends give them crap,
- 27:25Speaker 2: and you end up with books and toys. We end
- 27:27Speaker 2: up with It's like it's like that whirlpool in the
- 27:31Speaker 2: middle of the Pacific Ocean that you hear about where
- 27:33Speaker 2: it's like a million tons of plastic and garbage swirling
- 27:36Speaker 2: around out there.
- 27:37Speaker 5: That's what my daughter's bedroom is like.
- 27:39Speaker 2: Yes, serving now and again, it gets tidied up, and
- 27:41Speaker 2: then about eight minutes later it's just garbage everywhere. We
- 27:45Speaker 2: tried to run a thing where there was no plastic.
- 27:47Speaker 2: We told everybody we don't want any plastic in this house.
- 27:50Speaker 2: Our house is full of plastic now, absolute rubbish. I
- 27:54Speaker 2: try and go through there and clean everything out, just
- 27:56Speaker 2: so you can see the floor, and my daughter knows
- 27:59Speaker 2: what to do. She immediately starts crying. Every single thing
- 28:02Speaker 2: that she has in her house. Every and I'm talking
- 28:05Speaker 2: about a stick that she gets outside, to some gift
- 28:09Speaker 2: that's been handed down through the generations. Everything is an
- 28:12Speaker 2: absolute treasure. Yes, it must be held on to forever
- 28:15Speaker 2: and ever. And I'm not kidding you. A stick, a
- 28:19Speaker 2: leaf that she's found outside she's got a stone that
- 28:23Speaker 2: kind of looks like gets the shape of a heart.
- 28:27Speaker 5: One hundred percent. That's cute.
- 28:28Speaker 2: I didn't throw that out, but they're out of the house,
- 28:30Speaker 2: so I went through it, and I think I've worked
- 28:32Speaker 2: out a method of throwing things away and clean out
- 28:35Speaker 2: the house. So the first thing you do is you
- 28:38Speaker 2: go through. Now, Jess, I want to know from you
- 28:39Speaker 2: when you were in that, when you were, you know,
- 28:42Speaker 2: bringing the girls up when they're really young. Were you
- 28:43Speaker 2: the person that wanted to throw things out?
- 28:45Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, I was very much so.
- 28:50Speaker 4: And I used to get to the point of despair
- 28:52Speaker 4: with it sometimes because four girls. Yeah, there was so
- 28:56Speaker 4: much shit, Tully sticks and you would go and b
- 28:59Speaker 4: Mogi's right. They get fascinated by all sorts of stuff,
- 29:03Speaker 4: you know, and stuff they bring home from school, like
- 29:06Speaker 4: covered and glue and shit.
- 29:10Speaker 3: Glitter and stickers, and it's just like.
- 29:13Speaker 2: I forgot about the stuff that comes from from school,
- 29:15Speaker 2: everything that comes and they've got a goddamn cheek.
- 29:18Speaker 5: These schools.
- 29:19Speaker 2: They get them to make all of this crap, and
- 29:22Speaker 2: it's amazing, don't get me wrong, it's all amazing. They
- 29:25Speaker 2: get them to make it all and then they stuff
- 29:27Speaker 2: it in their bags, these teachers, and they send it home. Yeah,
- 29:30Speaker 2: like I want it, keep it in the classroom, and
- 29:33Speaker 2: it's up on the walls, it's on the fridge.
- 29:35Speaker 5: What am I meant to do with it? So you're
- 29:37Speaker 5: just trying.
- 29:37Speaker 2: In the end, they get to an age where you
- 29:40Speaker 2: can tell them to put things in the rubbish bin
- 29:41Speaker 2: and then they go out there and they find all
- 29:43Speaker 2: the shit that you're throwing away, and ah, there's tears.
- 29:45Speaker 7: Now.
- 29:46Speaker 2: So what I've worked out is while she was away,
- 29:48Speaker 2: what I've done is I go through and I throw
- 29:51Speaker 2: out everything that I know I can get rid of
- 29:53Speaker 2: that she's going to have no idea about. So she's
- 29:55Speaker 2: moved on with their reading where she's reading like Famous
- 29:58Speaker 2: five and all pretty big books and stuff. Now she's
- 30:00Speaker 2: only six, but she's a genius apparently, Keysy, I don't
- 30:03Speaker 2: know if I told you. Yeah, So I went through
- 30:04Speaker 2: throughout every single picture book. When I say throughout, I
- 30:08Speaker 2: mean I gave it to the Salvation Army, throwing it
- 30:10Speaker 2: out gone. Yes, unless it's got some kind of you know,
- 30:14Speaker 2: inscription from a family member or something like that, then I.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Held an emotional attach thank you very much.
- 30:18Speaker 5: Anything that's made out of paper.
- 30:20Speaker 2: It's in the bin. It's gone. Then I go through
- 30:22Speaker 2: and I grab all of the toys. Now she's got
- 30:25Speaker 2: about eight million soft toys. So I take all of
- 30:27Speaker 2: the ones that i've never I haven't seen her play
- 30:29Speaker 2: with for the last five and a half years. I
- 30:31Speaker 2: take those and I put them into a candy stripe bag.
- 30:34Speaker 2: I've got lots of those bags, yep. So I fill
- 30:36Speaker 2: that up, and then I take some of the other
- 30:37Speaker 2: books that I think that she might want as well.
- 30:39Speaker 2: Now I take that bag and I put it under
- 30:41Speaker 2: the house. Now for the next two weeks. At some
- 30:43Speaker 2: point she asked me where one of those toys are.
- 30:46Speaker 2: I can go down to the bag and I can
- 30:47Speaker 2: grab it out. Yes, if over the course of the
- 30:49Speaker 2: next month, she never asked me anything about any of
- 30:51Speaker 2: those toys gone. They all go down to the Salvation
- 30:54Speaker 2: Army and they're absolutely gone. That place now is beautiful.
- 30:57Speaker 2: That bedroom she came home, she was overjoyed. So that
- 31:01Speaker 2: is my method for getting rid of things. I want
- 31:02Speaker 2: to know from people if they've got another method for
- 31:04Speaker 2: getting rid of crap, because it's a disgrace.
- 31:07Speaker 4: Well, I tell you what happens too. As they get older,
- 31:10Speaker 4: or that it's not that that. This very day I
- 31:13Speaker 4: went into my door at my youngest daughter's room. It's caps,
- 31:17Speaker 4: it's plate, yes, it's clothes, it's Bucky bongs, it's the
- 31:24Speaker 4: whole thing. And I just I only go in there
- 31:27Speaker 4: to get the plates and the glasses, and I do
- 31:29Speaker 4: a quick vacuum because there's so much sht all over
- 31:32Speaker 4: the floor, and I just go on most of the time.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Now I don't even open new door.
- 31:37Speaker 3: I'm not doing it.
- 31:38Speaker 5: So what's in your room? Right?
- 31:39Speaker 1: So?
- 31:40Speaker 5: Is your room just like a bed? A pack of
- 31:42Speaker 5: darts six six swing? That's it.
- 31:45Speaker 4: Oh, We've got a beautiful Chinese sort of cabinet, set
- 31:50Speaker 4: of drawers. We've got a beautiful set of sort of
- 31:53Speaker 4: shelving that we have in there. Got a very nice
- 31:56Speaker 4: sort of antique old green arm chair. We've got two
- 32:01Speaker 4: this question in a couple of lamps. What else have
- 32:05Speaker 4: we gotten there?
- 32:06Speaker 5: And Queens Drug for.
- 32:09Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
- 32:13Speaker 3: Welcome back for the Big Show, Maggie Crown three bag.
- 32:18Speaker 3: Let's put another mad busted.
- 32:20Speaker 5: On the bench.
- 32:21Speaker 4: Yeah, big day tomorrow, Fellas we do the drawer about
- 32:24Speaker 4: five o'clock tomorrow afternoon. So if you have been put
- 32:27Speaker 4: into the draw, make sure you got your phone on
- 32:29Speaker 4: a yeah.
- 32:29Speaker 5: That's right if so, and you're gonna call from us.
- 32:32Speaker 5: You and mate could be joining us over in Brizzie There,
- 32:34Speaker 5: Sun Corp Stadium, eight games of rugby league, flights, accommodation
- 32:38Speaker 5: all taken care of, and you'll be looking up with
- 32:40Speaker 5: us to have a few quite responsible ones over in Brizzye.
- 32:44Speaker 5: Fifteen sleeps, feelings is it? Fifteen sleeps fifteen sleeps until
- 32:49Speaker 5: zero sleeps for three days for the feelings for the
- 32:52Speaker 5: fel just rugby league.
- 32:54Speaker 4: I have to admit I've been intrigued by you two
- 32:57Speaker 4: and your trepidation about the trip.
- 33:00Speaker 3: Well, you're both going.
- 33:03Speaker 5: Here's the thing.
- 33:05Speaker 2: The problem that I've got is that my recent endeavors
- 33:09Speaker 2: for smoking, darts and drinking booze has left me sick.
- 33:13Speaker 2: So I'm wed. I'm weary that I've gotten too that
- 33:15Speaker 2: an age now where I actually have to quit. I'm
- 33:17Speaker 2: really concerned about it. I'm really concerned about it. So
- 33:20Speaker 2: that's my interpretation. If I was brand new like Kezy,
- 33:22Speaker 2: I'll be frothen. Well, that's the thing, and my trepidation.
- 33:25Speaker 5: Is I keep flashing back to the flight home last year,
- 33:28Speaker 5: which we were woken up at six am to get
- 33:30Speaker 5: on this flight. You guys all got upgraded to premium economy.
- 33:33Speaker 3: That was so good.
- 33:34Speaker 5: Man and Meniah and I were back in economy with
- 33:36Speaker 5: our heads against the seat in front of us. Both
- 33:39Speaker 5: of us didn't say a word for about five hours
- 33:41Speaker 5: because it was the worst hangover I've ever had. Responsibly. Yeah, yeah,
- 33:46Speaker 5: but that's that's future Keezy's problem.
- 33:49Speaker 3: Yes, true.
- 33:50Speaker 5: Right now, Key is ready to go to the lions.
- 33:54Speaker 4: Let's go to the phone lines. Good leamire, mad bastard?
- 33:57Speaker 4: How's life?
- 34:00Speaker 5: He's good?
- 34:00Speaker 3: Thanks mate? How are you going?
- 34:01Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 34:02Speaker 7: Good?
- 34:02Speaker 3: Thanks mate?
- 34:02Speaker 5: Now what do you do for a crust?
- 34:04Speaker 3: Liam? I'm in the traffic controller.
- 34:07Speaker 5: Wait hang on, that was me mate, He's a he's
- 34:13Speaker 5: a shocking bastard.
- 34:14Speaker 3: By the way, what do you really do.
- 34:17Speaker 5: Mate, There's no way you're on a traffic controller, not
- 34:20Speaker 5: for real?
- 34:22Speaker 3: Yeah no, I've been working with Jacob Palmerston North and
- 34:24Speaker 3: now at Auckland Tower.
- 34:25Speaker 5: Oh wow, awesome, well done, good William? Just quickly so
- 34:29Speaker 5: if Jake wins are you his plus one and vice versa?
- 34:33Speaker 3: Well he rickons it Amor's plus one.
- 34:36Speaker 5: But if I weren't reckon, I might take his message.
- 34:40Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, good sound. I'll tell you what, mate, You're
- 34:46Speaker 4: on the drawer, so make sure you're tuning at five tomorrow.
- 34:49Speaker 5: Right, cheers, tellers, I will think enjoy your mate.
- 34:53Speaker 3: Get on you man, Brian? Good a, Briar, how's life?
- 35:00Speaker 9: Thank you?
- 35:01Speaker 3: That's good? Tell me, Brian, what do you do for
- 35:04Speaker 3: a crust? I'm a student at UNI and Toyoa. Oh
- 35:12Speaker 3: what are you standing there? Brih physio therapy?
- 35:17Speaker 5: Am I right in saying that? Toyoha? That's the the
- 35:21Speaker 5: old Bay Plany Polytechnic there, right, yes, yes it is.
- 35:25Speaker 5: I used to go to that poly tech. Man. Big
- 35:27Speaker 5: things coming for you there, Brian. It's a great it's
- 35:30Speaker 5: a great spot. It breeds the next the next generation
- 35:34Speaker 5: of create New Zealand.
- 35:35Speaker 10: Right.
- 35:37Speaker 3: Sez.
- 35:37Speaker 5: You're freaking out, man?
- 35:38Speaker 3: Are you okay?
- 35:40Speaker 5: Passionate about education? If you're having to win, who would
- 35:42Speaker 5: you take with you? Your mad dog?
- 35:45Speaker 2: I would take my dad because he is an amazing person.
- 35:51Speaker 5: Next to you right now?
- 35:51Speaker 7: Bro?
- 35:53Speaker 5: What have you done wrong? Bro? What's Brian? What's your
- 35:58Speaker 5: dad's name? He's yeah? In order to call.
- 36:07Speaker 4: I think Dion's actually gone. He's probably in the daw
- 36:10Speaker 4: as well already.
- 36:11Speaker 5: Well he's on housey, so call him through.
- 36:14Speaker 4: Shocking, hay Brier, you're in the draw. Good luck, get
- 36:24Speaker 4: a told your man Bassett house life.
- 36:26Speaker 5: No bad yourself?
- 36:28Speaker 3: Yeah good thanks mate? What do you do for a crast?
- 36:33Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 36:33Speaker 3: Back? Are you busy?
- 36:35Speaker 5: Toddled out at the mate?
- 36:38Speaker 4: I you know, I don't think I've ever spoken to
- 36:41Speaker 4: a chippy who said to me they're not flatter.
- 36:43Speaker 5: You've never spoken to a chippy he's not a liar?
- 36:46Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
- 36:50Speaker 5: Stuff to if you win this prize, man, who you
- 36:53Speaker 5: bring with you?
- 36:54Speaker 3: Uh, probably the younger brother. He's just of a lake.
- 36:59Speaker 5: He mean, how much younger is he?
- 37:04Speaker 3: Yere?
- 37:04Speaker 5: Sweet? Yeah, you're in the drawer tide. You hold the
- 37:09Speaker 5: line all right on your mates.
- 37:12Speaker 4: And just a reminder, five o'clock tomorrow afternoon we're going
- 37:16Speaker 4: to draw the winner.
- 37:17Speaker 5: Fellows. One big shout out to Boyschrip dot co dot
- 37:20Speaker 5: in z Sports Travel made Easy. They have made this
- 37:22Speaker 5: entire thing possible. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole
- 37:24Speaker 5: trip sold out now, to be honest, fellas.
- 37:26Speaker 4: Yeah, very close. I think Eazy Hey. Coming up next
- 37:29Speaker 4: comedian Alan McElroy.
- 37:32Speaker 1: The Larchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hode.
- 37:36Speaker 4: Indeed Bush there on the radio Honarkey Big Show, this
- 37:40Speaker 4: beautiful Thursday evening. Now, fellas we know, the New Zealand
- 37:43Speaker 4: Comedy Festival is kicking into gear, so we are going
- 37:46Speaker 4: to be inundated with a plethora of comedians.
- 37:50Speaker 3: We've got one with us right now, the one, the only,
- 37:53Speaker 3: Allan McElroy. How are you mad?
- 37:55Speaker 10: It's very good, your mind, bastard, yourself very good.
- 37:58Speaker 3: Well, that's not what you said when you came in,
- 38:00Speaker 3: and I can. I just not because you did this
- 38:02Speaker 3: last time. You were late.
- 38:03Speaker 5: I wasn't late.
- 38:04Speaker 10: I was talking to you and I'm trying to impress
- 38:08Speaker 10: them because I want a job's.
- 38:15Speaker 3: Playing, Toddy.
- 38:16Speaker 4: It's been a while since we're senior house life. Very good,
- 38:19Speaker 4: very good. Hells I for you, you're great.
- 38:21Speaker 3: Thanks. I just moved into the city, did you. Yeah.
- 38:24Speaker 4: I got an apartment in town there and dear, relationships
- 38:28Speaker 4: going really well.
- 38:31Speaker 10: Where the else you're living and I used to live
- 38:32Speaker 10: in the city. It's a good place I live in.
- 38:34Speaker 3: Well.
- 38:35Speaker 4: I don't want to name this tree because uh, you know,
- 38:37Speaker 4: I'm a pretty big cheese around these You're the biggest.
- 38:43Speaker 5: Bicheese.
- 38:44Speaker 3: I don't want you know people that know my exact location.
- 38:48Speaker 3: How I'm doing.
- 38:49Speaker 5: You're doing good, I'm really good.
- 38:52Speaker 3: My family's well.
- 38:52Speaker 2: Things tonight, Yeah they can.
- 38:59Speaker 5: We just into youllow the crew. Is it look good?
- 39:01Speaker 7: Yes?
- 39:01Speaker 3: How I was?
- 39:02Speaker 7: I know?
- 39:02Speaker 10: But I will keep on pushing this.
- 39:04Speaker 5: I want to know everything about him. I can tell
- 39:07Speaker 5: you if you want. It's mostly boring stuff. Ellen. You
- 39:10Speaker 5: are here as part of the New Zealand International Comedy
- 39:12Speaker 5: festal which kicks off I believe tonight tomorrow night. Friday night.
- 39:15Speaker 3: Yeah, Friday is tomorrow.
- 39:17Speaker 7: Now.
- 39:17Speaker 5: Last time you were in here you hit a show
- 39:18Speaker 5: called Ah Jesus, Ah Jesus. That's right. So you are
- 39:22Speaker 5: fresh from the Melbourne Comedy Festival with a new show
- 39:24Speaker 5: called I Am Chaos. Is that you basically realizing that
- 39:27Speaker 5: maybe you are the issue? It's always been me? Yea,
- 39:31Speaker 5: It's always been me.
- 39:31Speaker 10: Andres a lot of stories that have come up recently,
- 39:34Speaker 10: and I say a long story short. I went to
- 39:36Speaker 10: Spain for a week because I got drunk on Christmas
- 39:37Speaker 10: Day and video called my family and we drank with
- 39:40Speaker 10: my family and then we didn't have Christmas dinner because
- 39:42Speaker 10: we got so drunk, and then we didn't realize that
- 39:44Speaker 10: we agreed to go to Spain for a week. And
- 39:46Speaker 10: then we went to Spain for a week and I
- 39:47Speaker 10: upset everybody. For the whole week it was jet lagged
- 39:50Speaker 10: and that's and all he kept on is you were
- 39:52Speaker 10: jet legged, because I'm jet lagged. And they kept on
- 39:54Speaker 10: saying you're chaotic, You're too chaotic, and I went, that's
- 39:56Speaker 10: my new show, and I upset. I don't even talk
- 39:58Speaker 10: to half the family anymore.
- 40:00Speaker 5: I have a show and that's all the matters. So
- 40:02Speaker 5: does that mean they tripped in? Becomes a business experience.
- 40:04Speaker 10: Everything becomes.
- 40:07Speaker 5: Can you write a joke about all of your staff?
- 40:09Speaker 5: Climb everything?
- 40:10Speaker 3: Absolutely everything? Yeah, I already are up me. So you've
- 40:16Speaker 3: just been to the Melbourne Comedy It.
- 40:18Speaker 10: Was amazing, It was it was crazy. It was absolutely mental.
- 40:21Speaker 10: You're gigging NonStop every single night, two gigs, anime some
- 40:25Speaker 10: days more. You get a lot of lunatics. Yes, because
- 40:29Speaker 10: I forgot, I got the dates mixed up. So I
- 40:31Speaker 10: got back from dun Eden and I thought I had
- 40:33Speaker 10: a day off, and then I got tagged into a
- 40:36Speaker 10: message thing and said you're on.
- 40:38Speaker 5: Tonight and I went what in Melbourne? In Melbourne?
- 40:41Speaker 10: So I had to I had to cancel flights, rebook flights,
- 40:44Speaker 10: move clothes from one suitcase to another suitcase, didn't even
- 40:48Speaker 10: wash them. I came home. My my missiles had to
- 40:50Speaker 10: scrape me clean when I came home. And then I
- 40:53Speaker 10: flew along a long way to go to Melbourne, about
- 40:56Speaker 10: seven hours or nine hours and get there and I
- 40:59Speaker 10: made a video and I heard it on Instagram of
- 41:01Speaker 10: me just getting a pile of socks that weren't matched
- 41:03Speaker 10: and just threw it in the case. Just a silly video,
- 41:06Speaker 10: a real that we do. And then there was a
- 41:08Speaker 10: lady that seen me on a cruise and she she
- 41:11Speaker 10: flew three hours to give me a pair of socks. Yes,
- 41:14Speaker 10: he's a lunatics.
- 41:18Speaker 3: That's a.
- 41:20Speaker 10: Face from drugs like sort of things.
- 41:23Speaker 5: It was mental.
- 41:23Speaker 10: The whole festival was insane. She was lovely, but she
- 41:27Speaker 10: didn't have a tongue.
- 41:28Speaker 5: So you're just you're just.
- 41:31Speaker 3: Just looking a stump. God, so you said it, you
- 41:36Speaker 3: brought me into this.
- 41:37Speaker 5: Don't follow Mogi. He's a shocker. Never do that. We've
- 41:40Speaker 5: got comedian Ella mech Roy with us. Uh, he's going
- 41:43Speaker 5: to show Iron Chaos and the New Zealand International Comedy Festival.
- 41:45Speaker 5: Am I right in saying it? Off the back of Melbourne? Man,
- 41:47Speaker 5: you must be firing on all cylinders, ready to go bulletproof?
- 41:50Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 41:51Speaker 10: Yeah, I had to carry you shoulder the night the Classic.
- 41:53Speaker 3: They were all crap.
- 41:53Speaker 10: I don't care.
- 41:54Speaker 3: I don't mind saying that.
- 41:57Speaker 5: Have you lifted, man?
- 41:58Speaker 3: Have you lifted?
- 41:59Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 41:59Speaker 5: And once the Crawds were you're doing in Melbourne? What
- 42:01Speaker 5: sort of numbers they have done?
- 42:02Speaker 10: You were pretty good? I started doing a I started
- 42:05Speaker 10: doing a pre like because I when you when you
- 42:07Speaker 10: realize you're making money, and that's okay.
- 42:09Speaker 3: I did a promo.
- 42:11Speaker 10: Code and it was a four letter squear ward, right,
- 42:13Speaker 10: and I had eleven four letter swear words, and I said,
- 42:16Speaker 10: whatever you put in the promo code, you get a discount.
- 42:18Speaker 10: And there was one that got a sixty percent discount.
- 42:21Speaker 10: So then they all were trying to I'll do the
- 42:23Speaker 10: same again. If only your listeners want to come to
- 42:26Speaker 10: the show, send me on Instagram a four letter squear
- 42:28Speaker 10: ward and it was the correct swear word. I'll get
- 42:30Speaker 10: I'll get you in for free.
- 42:31Speaker 5: I don't care.
- 42:32Speaker 10: Good I don't care anymore.
- 42:33Speaker 5: I don't know anymore.
- 42:34Speaker 10: Just fill the realm that mental.
- 42:36Speaker 5: Whether you go, if you want to go see Alan
- 42:37Speaker 5: McElroy live in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. Missage
- 42:40Speaker 5: you on Instagram say a swear with most people do
- 42:42Speaker 5: anyway right without the prompt stop from out of the crowd. Yeah,
- 42:47Speaker 5: go with tune fillers.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Tuney you mean the Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike
- 42:53Speaker 1: and Kyzy tune in on radio.
- 42:56Speaker 4: Some DBC boys here on the radio. Holdarky Big Show
- 43:00Speaker 4: this Thursday evening. I've got comedian Ellen McElroy with us.
- 43:03Speaker 4: You were talking, we were talking in the break there. Ellen,
- 43:06Speaker 4: you've done a bit of what do you call it?
- 43:09Speaker 4: It's suddenly gone out of my head ship action?
- 43:12Speaker 5: Do you go? There?
- 43:13Speaker 7: You go?
- 43:13Speaker 5: So, because I've heard this before, Jay, it's not forgetting
- 43:16Speaker 5: where I am or what I'm saying. But I've spoken
- 43:19Speaker 5: to comedians before who they basically there is a role
- 43:21Speaker 5: on a ship for a comedian where your whole thing's
- 43:23Speaker 5: taken care of, yes, and you get paid yeah, and
- 43:26Speaker 5: you just have to do obviously your job a few nights.
- 43:28Speaker 5: Is it a couple of shows a night?
- 43:29Speaker 2: Sort of thing.
- 43:30Speaker 1: I think.
- 43:30Speaker 10: I don't know if I told the story last time.
- 43:32Speaker 10: You have to do some my forced one. I did
- 43:34Speaker 10: two or eighteen shows the Force Night two shows, and
- 43:38Speaker 10: I swear a lot that's what you did, and the
- 43:41Speaker 10: little kid that came up. And so I've done it
- 43:44Speaker 10: a lot since and I am right on the line
- 43:48Speaker 10: with what I talk about and what I do.
- 43:50Speaker 5: So you get one or two you're shocking.
- 43:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I could see that, and you actually, well, I
- 43:55Speaker 4: can see you and yeah yeah.
- 43:57Speaker 5: And so.
- 44:01Speaker 10: The last one, I did that because they got quite
- 44:03Speaker 10: cheap with the flights and stuff, so they booked. I
- 44:06Speaker 10: had to fly from Auckland to Melbourne and Melbourne to Darwin,
- 44:09Speaker 10: and I don't know how long that took.
- 44:10Speaker 3: It took a long time.
- 44:12Speaker 10: And then we had a nine o'clock show that night
- 44:14Speaker 10: in the theater and I just shared this on my
- 44:16Speaker 10: Instagram yesterday, a bit of it. And I don't know
- 44:18Speaker 10: if I can share the full video because I might
- 44:20Speaker 10: get sacked it's too much. I insult them too much.
- 44:24Speaker 10: But half nine, I walk out on stage, hello, blah
- 44:28Speaker 10: blah blah, and then a couple walk out and I
- 44:31Speaker 10: can see them, well yeah, and so I chased them
- 44:35Speaker 10: because I flew a day. Yeah, I chased them, made
- 44:38Speaker 10: a messive if it yeah, and I'm like you going
- 44:41Speaker 10: and I chased them right, and he said we have
- 44:42Speaker 10: to go, we have to go to bed. And I
- 44:44Speaker 10: made a joke saying, has the Viagara kicked in? Is
- 44:46Speaker 10: that what happens? Right? Because they were quite older and
- 44:49Speaker 10: he had a jumper over the shoulder, so.
- 44:54Speaker 3: They were wearing boat shoes.
- 44:56Speaker 10: Would have been I didn't look down. Yeah, I was furious, right.
- 44:59Speaker 10: And then so there's a bit back and forth and
- 45:01Speaker 10: he tried to take the mic off me and uh,
- 45:04Speaker 10: and it was it was like one of them Donald
- 45:06Speaker 10: Trump handshakes you Yeah, what you're doing. And then he said, uh,
- 45:10Speaker 10: we're leaving because you drop the F bomb too much.
- 45:14Speaker 10: And then I said, well, f often right, and then
- 45:16Speaker 10: the crowd laughed. So I went with her and I
- 45:18Speaker 10: and I jumped back on stage and I had fun,
- 45:20Speaker 10: and the rest of the show was the show. And
- 45:22Speaker 10: then the next day I kept on getting a swarm
- 45:25Speaker 10: of people because on the ship, this is weird. On
- 45:27Speaker 10: the ship, you're famous because your your face is everywhere,
- 45:31Speaker 10: and then when you get off the ship, it's back.
- 45:34Speaker 5: Yes, but on the ship.
- 45:35Speaker 10: They follow you everywhere. So everyone kept coming up showing
- 45:39Speaker 10: me photographs and the couple out for dinner, right, and
- 45:42Speaker 10: and and doing stuffing like that's that couple. I'm like,
- 45:44Speaker 10: stop stalking a couple of Right. So I made a
- 45:47Speaker 10: whole job I shared on the on the thing, but
- 45:49Speaker 10: I made a whole joke about you know, you know,
- 45:52Speaker 10: he's he's afraid of.
- 45:53Speaker 3: The F bomb.
- 45:53Speaker 10: What if he's involved in this whole pineapple.
- 45:55Speaker 5: Situation, you know what I mean.
- 45:57Speaker 10: And he's doing he's doing all the filthy stuff when
- 45:59Speaker 10: he's over the place. But as soon as someone turns
- 46:01Speaker 10: around and goes f me, he's like, sorry, I'm yes,
- 46:06Speaker 10: walked away. So yeah, I still get people sending me
- 46:08Speaker 10: pictures of the couple when they see them, like it's
- 46:10Speaker 10: just insane.
- 46:11Speaker 5: Funny that they lied about it, but it was your
- 46:13Speaker 5: filthy mouth that.
- 46:15Speaker 3: It was.
- 46:16Speaker 10: Yeah, I probably torn them on. I don't know. Some
- 46:18Speaker 10: people have some people have an irish fetish. It's called
- 46:21Speaker 10: a puttyphile.
- 46:21Speaker 3: This is real.
- 46:22Speaker 5: It's help there.
- 46:23Speaker 4: It reminds me of a story back in the day
- 46:25Speaker 4: Ellen where a colleague of mine, a female colleague of mine,
- 46:28Speaker 4: was doing a corporate gig.
- 46:30Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was all very high for looting and
- 46:33Speaker 3: all that sort of stuff.
- 46:35Speaker 4: And she dropped the F bomb about thirty seconds into
- 46:38Speaker 4: her sit and this lady and Pearls stood up and
- 46:41Speaker 4: went no, no, And the whole gig was basically shut
- 46:47Speaker 4: down because she put the F bomb out there.
- 46:49Speaker 3: Wow, believable.
- 46:51Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 46:52Speaker 10: I don't know if I can tell the story, but
- 46:53Speaker 10: I did. Again, probably not, I probably not.
- 46:55Speaker 3: I'll tell it.
- 46:55Speaker 10: And I even see what you think. I was asked
- 46:58Speaker 10: to do the Variety Artist Club thing. I don't know
- 47:01Speaker 10: if you've you've heard of that or whatever, and it's
- 47:03Speaker 10: a it's really it's really weird. And I was told
- 47:07Speaker 10: to sit with a load of magicians.
- 47:09Speaker 2: That we're in the top hit, isn't It's there's a.
- 47:11Speaker 10: Lot of a lot of that carry on, right, But
- 47:13Speaker 10: one of the magicians at the table. Now I upset
- 47:15Speaker 10: half the room because I swore. But you're half loved it,
- 47:19Speaker 10: and that was fine. But sitting with the magicians, they
- 47:21Speaker 10: were all everyone made kept making this disappearing joke, oh, disappearing,
- 47:25Speaker 10: the same joke every time. But what got us Me
- 47:28Speaker 10: and my missus went out to the bar. You had
- 47:30Speaker 10: to buy your own drinks, went down to the bar
- 47:33Speaker 10: and there was a magician in front of us and
- 47:35Speaker 10: he had his bank card glued between two playing cards
- 47:38Speaker 10: to make it look like his bank card was a
- 47:41Speaker 10: was a playing card and he's like whoa, and we're
- 47:45Speaker 10: like and it wasn't working because the bank card is
- 47:49Speaker 10: covered by card. And in the end he just goes,
- 47:51Speaker 10: I'll just pay cash, you lunatic.
- 47:56Speaker 3: Now you're sure, I am chaos CAZy? Whereabouts?
- 47:59Speaker 10: Right?
- 48:00Speaker 3: What time? And what dates?
- 48:02Speaker 5: Well? I mean allan be able to give you the
- 48:03Speaker 5: exact dates, Jace. But it's happening in the New Zealand
- 48:05Speaker 5: Comedy Festival. When's your first date?
- 48:09Speaker 10: Fourteen fifteen just two days six o'clock, which is mental
- 48:12Speaker 10: Q tier six o'clock is insane.
- 48:18Speaker 5: Alan McElroy here to the Comedy Festival dot co dot
- 48:21Speaker 5: ins in website, track them down there or missage him
- 48:23Speaker 5: a fall of a swear on Instagram and he'll get
- 48:25Speaker 5: you in there at a discount. Mikel Roy or McElroy, Mickaelroy,
- 48:29Speaker 5: We got your man, McElroy's McElroy.
- 48:32Speaker 10: Nikel Roy is offensive and race yeah, come on.
- 48:35Speaker 1: Man, oh no, the hold aching big show with Jace
- 48:41Speaker 1: Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
- 48:44Speaker 1: Radio Hold, I.
- 48:45Speaker 4: Can welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to the
- 48:47Speaker 4: big show brought to you by Toledo.
- 48:50Speaker 5: Oh, brands are done. Toledo's is taking over. No nasty is,
- 48:53Speaker 5: no compromises, get them in.
- 48:55Speaker 3: Yeah, Toledos.
- 49:03Speaker 2: Zealand made as well fellas, Yes, foreign much out of here,
- 49:08Speaker 2: that's what he's I didn't.
- 49:13Speaker 3: Well, I do say that, don't. Yeah, I'm a Kiwi
- 49:16Speaker 3: boy at heart. You know what I mean.
- 49:19Speaker 5: Totally you buy New Zealand made.
- 49:21Speaker 3: Don't you buy everything? Man, everything New Zealand made?
- 49:24Speaker 5: Hey, tell you what fellows? Another chance to yourself in
- 49:26Speaker 5: the drawer for Magic Round?
- 49:28Speaker 10: Why not?
- 49:29Speaker 5: So keep an air out get ready to call eight
- 49:31Speaker 5: hundred hod.
- 49:31Speaker 2: Actually I don't know if you've heard Kezy, but we're
- 49:33Speaker 2: drawing the winner for that tomorrow after five.
- 49:35Speaker 5: What time? Five? I'm at work at five? Yeah, man,
- 49:39Speaker 5: you're going to be here, so keep your phone turned
- 49:41Speaker 5: on me yep, okay, yeah, well definitely because I've won
- 49:46Speaker 5: the last two years in a row.
- 49:48Speaker 4: Totally totally. Hey, Also, what's going on with Breakfast? Because
- 49:53Speaker 4: we issued them a challenge yesterday while we sort of
- 49:55Speaker 4: you put a proposal to them. Have we respond Have
- 49:58Speaker 4: they responded?
- 49:59Speaker 5: Have they respond?
- 50:00Speaker 3: Yes?
- 50:00Speaker 5: I think they have. So we'll listen to some audio
- 50:02Speaker 5: on that next.
- 50:02Speaker 3: Maybe what a great, great idea.
- 50:05Speaker 5: Thanks man. This is a tune tune. This is jaceo
- 50:10Speaker 5: jas Less Gold Jace your left goes.
- 50:16Speaker 3: I haven't done that in a while.
- 50:17Speaker 5: Ah, go on the Hives, Let's go.
- 50:22Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
- 50:26Speaker 1: in four.
- 50:27Speaker 4: On Radio hod A Pearl Jam there on the Radio
- 50:30Speaker 4: Hodarky Big Show this Thursday evening. Now the Breakfast versus
- 50:34Speaker 4: Big Show challenges on't we? We sent an idea of
- 50:37Speaker 4: proposal to the Fellows yesterday a bench press competition Fellows
- 50:42Speaker 4: for the four with the combined weight being the winner
- 50:46Speaker 4: who has the highest combined weight will win.
- 50:49Speaker 5: That's right. So we've been back and forwarding about potential challenges.
- 50:53Speaker 5: I think they put this one forward originally a week
- 50:55Speaker 5: or so ago, and we were like, oh, yeah, I've
- 50:57Speaker 5: decided to lock it in so we can move this
- 50:58Speaker 5: thing along. I believe we were pushing for all four
- 51:02Speaker 5: of us, including Pugs, whereas they were pushing for three
- 51:06Speaker 5: v three because their producer. That producer, Zoe isn't what
- 51:10Speaker 5: I would call a powerhouse. No, so let's just see
- 51:13Speaker 5: what they've got to with that.
- 51:14Speaker 8: You are of the opinion that it should be only
- 51:17Speaker 8: the three of us sitting in this room right now,
- 51:20Speaker 8: and Zoe should be excluded.
- 51:21Speaker 3: I just think three on three makes a lot of sense.
- 51:24Speaker 5: I think we've got three people in the studio. They've
- 51:26Speaker 5: got three people in the studio. Keep tidy, keep it
- 51:29Speaker 5: inside the studio.
- 51:30Speaker 8: Is part of your concern that if we bring Zoe
- 51:32Speaker 8: into this equation, who would weigh about thirty four kilos,
- 51:36Speaker 8: soaking wet, with a rock in her pocket and doesn't
- 51:38Speaker 8: know which direction to press to do a bench press.
- 51:42Speaker 5: Life? But I asked it a moment before, and she
- 51:44Speaker 5: can do it.
- 51:45Speaker 8: The issue is that if we bring Zoe in, that
- 51:47Speaker 8: then opens the floodgates for Pugs to come in. Yep,
- 51:50Speaker 8: And anyone who's seen Pugs recently will know he is
- 51:53Speaker 8: in great shape. Also, you don't think women should compete
- 51:56Speaker 8: in the mail fields.
- 51:57Speaker 3: No, it's not that I don't think women should compete
- 51:59Speaker 3: in maithfields. I just think you've got to go a
- 52:00Speaker 3: like for like. Will I be doing a urine test
- 52:02Speaker 3: on everybody.
- 52:03Speaker 8: Yes, for drugs, I know, for for six okay, but
- 52:06Speaker 8: just looking at someone going number one, that's not that's
- 52:10Speaker 8: not a urinee. We're off in the weeds here. Yeah,
- 52:13Speaker 8: I want it on record. I think Zoe should be
- 52:15Speaker 8: because that also means that if we if we lose,
- 52:18Speaker 8: then we can blame it on.
- 52:19Speaker 5: So right, So Jerry's one pushing for three v three,
- 52:23Speaker 5: it should be four v four. I don't know. I
- 52:25Speaker 5: don't like the way they use the term the floodgates
- 52:27Speaker 5: open when pug Sun comes in, like he's some sort
- 52:30Speaker 5: of giant river in a gorge. Yeah.
- 52:34Speaker 4: Well, I mean I understand their concern re Pugs because
- 52:37Speaker 4: he is our secret weapon.
- 52:39Speaker 9: He is a.
- 52:42Speaker 3: Not how much does it's not? We know he's a
- 52:44Speaker 3: beast with the weight.
- 52:45Speaker 4: So I feel, you see, because I look at myself
- 52:49Speaker 4: and I go, look, I'm not a big unit. Now
- 52:52Speaker 4: I don't know that I can, you know, do a
- 52:54Speaker 4: huge amount of weight. But I look at Pugs and
- 52:55Speaker 4: I go, well, he'll compensate me absolutely.
- 53:00Speaker 5: Here's what we do. Right, Here's well, and this is
- 53:03Speaker 5: just an idea because pug Son is such a weapon.
- 53:06Speaker 5: So Jason, whatever, Zoey lifts, you just left the same amount. Yes,
- 53:10Speaker 5: whatever Ruder lifts, I'll loft the same amount, Mogi, whatever
- 53:13Speaker 5: Jerry lifts. Yeah, you look the same amount. Because Pugs
- 53:16Speaker 5: is going to make up for easily clean up Mania
- 53:18Speaker 5: and make up everything else, going to demo Mania.
- 53:21Speaker 3: He dead.
- 53:22Speaker 5: He was saying that he's going to make Mania look
- 53:24Speaker 5: like an idiot. Wow.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Yeah, he's pretty fired out.
- 53:27Speaker 5: I mean and righty so, I mean righty, so with
- 53:30Speaker 5: this is his field, isn't it.
- 53:32Speaker 4: I came in today and he was doing the old
- 53:35Speaker 4: boob thing with his muscles, you know what I mean,
- 53:37Speaker 4: You're making them down.
- 53:38Speaker 3: And I was like, boy, I mean, I feel very.
- 53:43Speaker 4: Very confident that we are going to take this out
- 53:45Speaker 4: with old pug Son and the arsenal.
- 53:47Speaker 5: Well, the pug Son on the arsenal there, he's always
- 53:51Speaker 5: hanging out the back of a tubet protein is Yeah.
- 53:55Speaker 2: I've walked in many many times and found him with
- 53:58Speaker 2: a needle hanging out of his the steroids.
- 54:01Speaker 4: I was going to say, there's been times where I've
- 54:03Speaker 4: come in and he's felt a bit roidy, you know
- 54:06Speaker 4: what I mean, Well, whoa back back off there pucks out.
- 54:09Speaker 2: And that's why the temper has been getting out of control.
- 54:13Speaker 5: So when he said to me he's feeling a bit roidy,
- 54:15Speaker 5: it was steroids, cause I thought it was hemorrhoids.
- 54:18Speaker 4: Well, sometimes he's doing such messive weights that he gives
- 54:21Speaker 4: himself hemorrhoids.
- 54:22Speaker 3: You know what I mean, just pushes out the other end.
- 54:28Speaker 5: Sweet, we need to send breakfast. Yeah, okay, let's do
- 54:33Speaker 5: a quick transmission and then we'll locking it and pugs
- 54:35Speaker 5: and get back to training.
- 54:38Speaker 3: Left incoming transmission from the big show. Yeah, morning fellas
- 54:49Speaker 3: a big show here.
- 54:51Speaker 4: Yes, it feels pretty settled to us for the four
- 54:55Speaker 4: for the bench press competition best combined way, when's well
- 55:01Speaker 4: to go?
- 55:01Speaker 5: That's right, and I think it was the idea was
- 55:03Speaker 5: bandied about. You have three attempts and you take your
- 55:06Speaker 5: highest attempt.
- 55:06Speaker 3: I like that.
- 55:07Speaker 5: Yeah, I think all you're doing is you keep you
- 55:08Speaker 5: can keep.
- 55:09Speaker 2: I think you're gonna have ten attempts because it's whatever
- 55:11Speaker 2: your highest weight is that you successfully managed to complete.
- 55:14Speaker 5: The You don't want to do the three attempts, I
- 55:16Speaker 5: think you can just.
- 55:17Speaker 2: Keep going to stop, so I reckon keep going until
- 55:19Speaker 2: you drop it on your head.
- 55:21Speaker 3: But yeah, four v four quietly confident.
- 55:25Speaker 5: I'm not for pugs.
- 55:27Speaker 3: Yeah, we are very he is fired up. He is
- 55:33Speaker 3: fired up for.
- 55:37Speaker 5: Good stuff fellas pugs. Is it get pretty arrogant?
- 55:41Speaker 1: Actually? The hiarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
- 55:44Speaker 1: tune in four on radio.
- 55:47Speaker 3: Let's put another mad busted on the bench.
- 55:51Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, I think this will be probably fellas the
- 55:53Speaker 4: second to last jaw before we draw a winter Tomorrow
- 55:56Speaker 4: afternoon at five o'clock.
- 55:57Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll do a big blitz and the four o'clock
- 56:00Speaker 5: tomorrow like a chuck a whole like maybe six people
- 56:03Speaker 5: on the drug, and then five o'clock sharp we call
- 56:06Speaker 5: the winner. They joined us in Brisi in a few
- 56:08Speaker 5: weeks time. It's yeah, it was huge.
- 56:11Speaker 3: Man.
- 56:11Speaker 4: Let's go to the phone lines, get a nicky mayor
- 56:14Speaker 4: bars and how's life?
- 56:16Speaker 3: Hey mate? What do you do for a crust neck?
- 56:20Speaker 9: Oh?
- 56:21Speaker 5: Counting?
- 56:22Speaker 7: You?
- 56:22Speaker 5: What you accounting?
- 56:26Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 56:26Speaker 5: Nice?
- 56:28Speaker 3: And who would you take? What your neck were? You're
- 56:30Speaker 3: lucky enough to when.
- 56:33Speaker 9: I'd probably take the why.
- 56:37Speaker 2: One?
- 56:38Speaker 5: Did I? Yeah?
- 56:40Speaker 2: You do?
- 56:42Speaker 5: Can you give us a bit more detail around that?
- 56:44Speaker 2: You?
- 56:47Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 56:47Speaker 3: I about it.
- 56:48Speaker 1: About a year ago we went to Symphony and Susy
- 56:51Speaker 1: was there and we bumped them and he had a
- 56:53Speaker 1: good yarn and it was a good dude and drinks.
- 57:00Speaker 10: B I t be.
- 57:04Speaker 9: Minutes later.
- 57:06Speaker 7: Was in the home before the even started.
- 57:10Speaker 5: Because of my free burger fre burgers free.
- 57:15Speaker 9: It might have been it might have been the bottle
- 57:17Speaker 9: of on the button.
- 57:19Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, probably he was.
- 57:21Speaker 2: Probably he was probably spinning. From all the facts case
- 57:24Speaker 2: he was hitting there.
- 57:25Speaker 5: That's not a thing, MOI, that's not a thing. Well
- 57:28Speaker 5: look nick, I will certainly take that into consideration when
- 57:31Speaker 5: we randomly draw the winner. All right, but you are
- 57:33Speaker 5: officially in the drawer. Made a right.
- 57:36Speaker 3: Good on your mates? Good a match your mad Barsett?
- 57:38Speaker 3: How's life you get a going mat?
- 57:42Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 57:42Speaker 3: Good?
- 57:42Speaker 5: Thanks?
- 57:42Speaker 3: Mate's fun? Beautiful?
- 57:44Speaker 10: Is it?
- 57:45Speaker 1: Oh fucking lovely?
- 57:46Speaker 3: Lovely?
- 57:48Speaker 5: Good Matt? Good a mate?
- 57:50Speaker 3: Hey tell me Matt, what do you do for a
- 57:52Speaker 3: cross mate.
- 57:53Speaker 9: Made of horticulturalist?
- 58:00Speaker 5: If you win? Who are you going to bring?
- 58:01Speaker 7: Man?
- 58:02Speaker 3: I think I'll bring my mate John Mate.
- 58:09Speaker 9: He's a sing Yeah you mexel right there, Hey met,
- 58:19Speaker 9: you're in the drawer.
- 58:20Speaker 3: Matey, what are you going to have? Great evening? Mate's
- 58:23Speaker 3: like with the bloody weightlifting?
- 58:25Speaker 4: Yeah we've got we've got pugs.
- 58:29Speaker 5: Sound he's going to carry.
- 58:30Speaker 3: Us blake House life bills.
- 58:36Speaker 4: Hey, listen, I don't know if you've been listening to
- 58:39Speaker 4: the show at all, because we're going to do the
- 58:41Speaker 4: challenge with the Breakfast Boys and it's going to be
- 58:45Speaker 4: a bench press. What do you reckon about old Pugs
- 58:47Speaker 4: being our secret weapon?
- 58:48Speaker 3: Mate?
- 58:49Speaker 4: Oh?
- 58:50Speaker 2: Mate, unbelievable?
- 58:51Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean the punters are confident Blake has
- 58:56Speaker 4: got nothing on Old Yeah, sounds a weapon. Pugs has
- 59:02Speaker 4: been telling us that bloody as soon as we get
- 59:04Speaker 4: into work every day, so he's got nothing on me nothing, Hey, Blake,
- 59:08Speaker 4: how much can you bitch?
- 59:09Speaker 7: Man?
- 59:10Speaker 1: Oh?
- 59:11Speaker 7: I'm sitting at one hundred at the moment, you know.
- 59:15Speaker 5: And easy and yeah, we'll double it. And you're starting
- 59:17Speaker 5: to get close to Pugs all right, just so you're aware. Yeah,
- 59:22Speaker 5: I mean he is a weapon, Hey, Blake. Who will
- 59:25Speaker 5: you take with you if you win the prize?
- 59:26Speaker 3: Mate?
- 59:27Speaker 9: Oh?
- 59:28Speaker 5: Would have to be a fight between the two slate mates. Yeah,
- 59:32Speaker 5: all right, well you're in the draw, mate, you hold
- 59:34Speaker 5: the line. Ok, beautiful, your mate seemed like a lovely bloke.
- 59:39Speaker 5: Don't forget there's three nights over in Brazzy Free Flights
- 59:41Speaker 5: three Accommodation, eight games of Rugby League, all thanks to
- 59:43Speaker 5: Boys Trip, Dot Co Dots.
- 59:44Speaker 1: Beautiful, The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
- 59:49Speaker 1: Radio Hidarchy.
- 59:55Speaker 4: Well, there you go, your man dances. That's the Big
- 59:58Speaker 4: Show done and Dust did this thing Tuesday evening.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: Have you enjoyed the show? What's the podcast outro clip?
- 1:00:03Speaker 6: Today?
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: Kes great, great outow today, very eye opening. Today's clip
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: is just called Memory and it comes out at seven
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: thirty tonight. Do you remember you were saying, Oh, my
- 1:00:15Speaker 5: wife doesn't like it spicy in the bedroom. I'm trying
- 1:00:17Speaker 5: to go extra spicy, but she doesn't want to. So
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: I've been thinking about banging dudes.
- 1:00:24Speaker 7: You know.
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: I was like, is this appropriate for the podcast? And
- 1:00:26Speaker 5: you said podcast what? And then you looked at Mogi
- 1:00:32Speaker 5: and said, Mogi, you got great ass man?
- 1:00:35Speaker 3: Is that what I said?
- 1:00:36Speaker 7: Was it?
- 1:00:38Speaker 5: The problem was trying to find a clip I highlight
- 1:00:40Speaker 5: at the end of the show to play. There's too many.
- 1:00:45Speaker 2: That made me rememberuse last we forget what happens on
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: a podcast podcast that we often forget what happens on
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: the podcast. But then we were like, oh, I think
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: we'll remember today's but I forgot that I actually got
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: my ass out and showed it to Keysy.
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: Yeah you did live.
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: That was live. Well.
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: The extraordinary thing about this podcast was that I forgot
- 1:01:02Speaker 4: what we said in the podcast while we were doing
- 1:01:04Speaker 4: the podcast.
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: Yes, and then we were reminded.
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: And then you guys reminded me, and I was like, geez,
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: did I say that?
- 1:01:10Speaker 5: Would you be without us?
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: What did you out? Hey, Maggie plans please for the evening.
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: Um, I'm quite like to have a lovely dinner chat
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: with the wife there. I'm reading a great book at
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: the moment. Yes, and so I've been going to bed
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: and I've been reading the book Nice. And I cannot
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: tell you how much I love this book, New Zealand book,
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: a biography about a key we guy, Bill Buckley, an inventor,
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: a backbone of a human Jesuss Good. I'll talk about
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: it when I finished it, probably Monday, I reckon, I'll
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: be all over. Yeah, Nice, Ye're good?
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: Wow? What's the tea tonight? Keezy?
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: Don't I'm gonna what if you say left over? I
- 1:01:49Speaker 5: literally no, I'm not saying left though. Okay, good, I'm
- 1:01:52Speaker 5: making big mac tacos.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: Oh hop, it's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while.
- 1:01:57Speaker 2: You guys used to make big mac tacos all the time.
- 1:02:00Speaker 3: I actually love those.
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: Unfortunately my wife and youngest daughter don't.
- 1:02:06Speaker 5: Yeah, which is the shame because they're great and there
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: really isn't make yes totally. Are you doing this off
- 1:02:09Speaker 5: for respe or you just know the recipe? To be honest,
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: it's super easy. Yeah, I don't need to follow a recipe. Yeah,
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: because I vaguely remember that you used to get them
- 1:02:17Speaker 5: in a food box of some discision. No no, no,
- 1:02:19Speaker 5: no no no no no no no, we got I
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: think we got it off you actually, Yeah, it was
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: like a tik tok video. Yes, Hey Jason, what are
- 1:02:26Speaker 5: you doing tonight? Manh vaping like a bath that last
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: night of the Bit man a park or not?
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: And I'll be rolling out there. We're having homemade pizzas. Yeah,
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: and it took my wife. She had to go to
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: five different places to find my anchovies?
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: Are your ro you got a specific inchrovi?
- 1:02:47Speaker 3: Yes? Really?
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: And I will not do pizza unless it's got enchovies. Hey,
- 1:02:54Speaker 4: make sure you tune into tomorrow's show. It's going to
- 1:02:56Speaker 4: be a big one. We announced the winner of the
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: True to Brizzy with the Fellows until then, see you later.