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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chapter sixteen most remarkable. Several miles south of the cabin,
- 0:07Speaker 1: upon a strip of sandy beach, stood two old men arguing.
- 0:12Speaker 1: Before them stretched the broad Atlantic. At their backs was
- 0:15Speaker 1: the dark continent. Close around them loomed the impenetrable blackness
- 0:20Speaker 1: of the jungle. Savage beasts roared and growled. Noises hideous
- 0:25Speaker 1: and weird assailed their ears. They had wandered for miles
- 0:29Speaker 1: in search of their camp, but always in the wrong direction.
- 0:33Speaker 1: They were as hopelessly lost as though they had suddenly
- 0:36Speaker 1: been transported to another world. At such a time, indeed,
- 0:40Speaker 1: every fiber of their combined intellects must have been concentrated
- 0:44Speaker 1: upon the vital question of the minute, the life and
- 0:47Speaker 1: death question. To them of retracing their steps to camp,
- 0:52Speaker 1: Samuel T. Phalander was speaking, But my dear professor, he
- 0:57Speaker 1: was saying, I still maintained that but for the victories
- 1:00Speaker 1: of Ferdinand and Isabella over the fifteenth century Moors in Spain,
- 1:05Speaker 1: the world would be today a thousand years in advance
- 1:08Speaker 1: of where we now find ourselves. The Moors were essentially
- 1:11Speaker 1: a tolerant, broad minded, liberal race of agriculturists, artisans, and merchants.
- 1:17Speaker 1: The very type of people that has made possible such
- 1:20Speaker 1: civilization as we find today in America and Europe. While
- 1:24Speaker 1: the Spaniards tut tut, dear mister Falander, interrupted Professor Porter,
- 1:31Speaker 1: their religion positively precluded the possibilities you suggest. Moslemism was,
- 1:38Speaker 1: is and always will be a blight on that scientific
- 1:42Speaker 1: progress which has marked bless me, Professor interjected mister Falander,
- 1:47Speaker 1: who had turned his gaze toward the jungle. There seems
- 1:50Speaker 1: to be someone approaching. Professor Archimedes's Keuporter turned in the
- 1:55Speaker 1: direction indicated by the near sight of mister Falander. Tut
- 2:00Speaker 1: mister Falander, he chided, how often must I urge you
- 2:04Speaker 1: to seek that absolute concentration of your mental faculties, which
- 2:09Speaker 1: alone may permit you to bring to bear the highest
- 2:13Speaker 1: powers of intellectuality upon the momentous problems which naturally fall
- 2:18Speaker 1: to the lot of great minds. And now I find
- 2:22Speaker 1: you guilty of a most flagrant breach of courtesy in
- 2:25Speaker 1: interrupting my learned discourse to call attention to a mere
- 2:29Speaker 1: quadruped of thy genus fellis is I was saying, mister
- 2:34Speaker 1: Heaven's Professor. A lion, cried mister Falander, straining his weak
- 2:39Speaker 1: eyes toward the dim figure outlined against the dark tropical underbrush. Yes, yes,
- 2:45Speaker 1: mister Falander, if you insist upon employing slang and your
- 2:48Speaker 1: discourse a lion. But as I was saying, bless me,
- 2:54Speaker 1: Professor again interrupted, mister Falander, permit me to suggest that, doubtless,
- 2:59Speaker 1: the more so who were conquered in the fifteenth century
- 3:02Speaker 1: will continue in that most regrettable condition for the time being,
- 3:06Speaker 1: at least, even though we postpone discussion of that world
- 3:10Speaker 1: calamity until we may attain the enchanting view of Yon
- 3:14Speaker 1: Fellas Carnivora, which distance proverbially is credited with lending. In
- 3:20Speaker 1: the meantime, the lion had approached with quiet dignity to
- 3:24Speaker 1: within ten paces of the two men, where he stood
- 3:27Speaker 1: curiously watching them. The moonlight flooded the beach, and the
- 3:32Speaker 1: strange group stood out in bold relief against the yellow sand.
- 3:37Speaker 1: Most reprehensible, most reprehensible, exclaimed Professor Porter, with a faint
- 3:42Speaker 1: trace of irritation in his voice. Never, mister Flander, never
- 3:47Speaker 1: before in my life have I known one of these
- 3:49Speaker 1: animals to be permitted to roam it large from its cage.
- 3:54Speaker 1: I shall most certainly report this outrageous breach of ethics
- 3:57Speaker 1: to the directors of the adjacent zoological Quite right, professor,
- 4:03Speaker 1: agreed mister Falander. And the sooner it is done, the better.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Let us start now. Seizing the professor by the arm,
- 4:11Speaker 1: mister Falander set off in the direction that would put
- 4:14Speaker 1: the greatest distance between themselves and the lion. They had
- 4:19Speaker 1: proceeded but a short distance when a backward glance revealed,
- 4:22Speaker 1: to the horrified gaze of mister Falander that the lion
- 4:26Speaker 1: was following them. He tightened his grip upon the protesting
- 4:30Speaker 1: professor and increased his speed. As I was saying, mister Falander,
- 4:35Speaker 1: repeated Professor of Porter. Mister Falander took another hasty glance rearward.
- 4:42Speaker 1: The lion also had quickened his gait and was doggedly
- 4:45Speaker 1: maintaining an unvarying distance behind them. He is following us,
- 4:51Speaker 1: gasped mister Falander, breaking into a run. Tut tut, mister
- 4:55Speaker 1: Falander remonstrated the professor. This unseemly haste is most unbequing
- 5:00Speaker 1: coming to men of letters. What will our friends think
- 5:03Speaker 1: of us, who may chance to be upon the street
- 5:05Speaker 1: and witness our frivolous antics. Pray let us proceed with
- 5:09Speaker 1: more decorum. Mister Falander stole another observation astern the line
- 5:15Speaker 1: was bounding along in easy leaps, scarce five paces behind.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Mister Falander dropped the Professor's arm and broke into a
- 5:24Speaker 1: mad orgy of speed that would have done credit to
- 5:26Speaker 1: any varsity track team. As I was saying, mister Falander
- 5:31Speaker 1: screamed Professor Porter, as metaphorically speaking, he himself threw her
- 5:36Speaker 1: into high He too had caught a fleeting backward glimpse
- 5:40Speaker 1: of cool yellow eyes and half open mouthed within startling
- 5:44Speaker 1: proximity of his person with streaming coat tails and shiny
- 5:49Speaker 1: silk hat. Professor Archimedes's cue. Porter fled through the moonlight,
- 5:52Speaker 1: close upon the heels of mister Samuel T. Falander. Before them,
- 5:57Speaker 1: a point of the jungle ran out toward a narrow
- 5:59Speaker 1: promise inventory, and it was for the haven of the
- 6:02Speaker 1: trees he saw there that mister Samuel T. Falander directed
- 6:06Speaker 1: his prodigious leaps and bounds, while from the shadows of
- 6:10Speaker 1: the same spot peered two keen eyes and interested appreciation
- 6:14Speaker 1: of the race. It was Tarzan and the apes who
- 6:18Speaker 1: watched with face a grin this odd game of follow
- 6:21Speaker 1: the leader. He knew the two men were safe enough
- 6:24Speaker 1: from attack in so far as the lion was concerned.
- 6:28Speaker 1: The very fact that Numa had forgone such easy prey
- 6:31Speaker 1: at all convinced the wise forest craft of Tarzan that
- 6:35Speaker 1: Numa's belly already was full. The lion might stalk them
- 6:39Speaker 1: and too hungry again, but the chances were that, if
- 6:42Speaker 1: not angered, he would soon tire of the sport and
- 6:45Speaker 1: slink away to his jungle lair. Really, the one great
- 6:50Speaker 1: danger was that one of the men might stumble and fall,
- 6:53Speaker 1: and then the Yellow Devil would be upon him in
- 6:55Speaker 1: a moment, and the joy of the kill would be
- 6:57Speaker 1: too great a temptation to withstand. So Tarzan swung quickly
- 7:02Speaker 1: to a lower limb in line with the approaching fugitives,
- 7:06Speaker 1: and as mister Samuel T. Falander came, panting and blowing
- 7:09Speaker 1: beneath him, already too spent to struggle up to the
- 7:12Speaker 1: safety of the limb, Tarzan reached down and, grasping him
- 7:16Speaker 1: by the collar of his coat, yanked him to the
- 7:19Speaker 1: limb by his side. Another moment brought the professor within
- 7:23Speaker 1: the sphere of the friendly grip and he too, was
- 7:26Speaker 1: drawn upward to safety, just as the baffled Numa, with
- 7:29Speaker 1: a roar, leaped to recover his vanishing quarry. For a moment,
- 7:34Speaker 1: the two men clung panting to the great branch, while
- 7:37Speaker 1: Tarzan squatted with his back to the stem of the tree,
- 7:41Speaker 1: watching them with mingled curiosity and amusement. It was the
- 7:45Speaker 1: Professor who first broke the silence. I am deeply pained,
- 7:50Speaker 1: mister Falander, that you should have evinced such a paucity
- 7:53Speaker 1: of manly courage in the presence of one of the
- 7:56Speaker 1: lower orders, and by your crass timidity, have caused me
- 8:00Speaker 1: to exert myself to such an unaccustomed degree, in order
- 8:04Speaker 1: that I might resume my discourse. As I was saying,
- 8:08Speaker 1: mister Falander, when you interrupted me, the mores Professor Archimedes
- 8:13Speaker 1: cue Porter broke in, mister Falander, in icy tones. The
- 8:18Speaker 1: time has arrived when patience becomes a crime and mayhem
- 8:22Speaker 1: appears garbed in the mantle of virtue. You have accused
- 8:26Speaker 1: me of cowardice. You have insinuated that you ran only
- 8:29Speaker 1: to overtake me, not to escape the clutches of the lion.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Have a care, Professor Archimedes Cue Porter, I am a
- 8:37Speaker 1: desperate man, goaded by long suffering patients. The worm will turn.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Tut tut, mister Falander. Tut tut, cautioned Professor Porter, you
- 8:48Speaker 1: forget yourself. I forget nothing as yet, Professor Archimedes cue Porter.
- 8:54Speaker 1: But believe me, sir, I am tottering on the verge
- 8:57Speaker 1: of forgetfulness as to your exalt position in the world
- 9:01Speaker 1: of science and your gray hairs. The Professor sat in
- 9:06Speaker 1: silence for a few minutes, and the darkness hid the
- 9:09Speaker 1: grim smile that wreathed his wrinkled countenance. Presently he spoke,
- 9:15Speaker 1: Look here, skinny Falander, he said, in belligerent tones, if
- 9:19Speaker 1: you are looking for a scrap, peel off your coat
- 9:22Speaker 1: and come on down on the ground, and I'll punch
- 9:25Speaker 1: your head, just as I did sixty years ago in
- 9:28Speaker 1: the alley back of Porky Eavans. Barn Ark gasped the
- 9:33Speaker 1: astonished mister Falander. Lordy, how good that sounds when you're human.
- 9:38Speaker 1: Arc I love you, but somehow it seems as though
- 9:41Speaker 1: you had forgotten how to be human for the last
- 9:43Speaker 1: twenty years. The Professor reached out a thin, trembling old
- 9:48Speaker 1: hand through the darkness until it found his old friend's shoulder.
- 9:52Speaker 1: Forgive me, skinny, he said softly. It hasn't been quite
- 9:57Speaker 1: twenty years, and God alone knows how hard I I
- 10:00Speaker 1: have tried to be human for Jane's sake and yours too,
- 10:04Speaker 1: since he took my other Jane away. Another old hand
- 10:09Speaker 1: stole up from mister Falander's side to clasp the one
- 10:12Speaker 1: that lay upon his shoulder, and no other message could
- 10:15Speaker 1: better have translated the one heart to the other. They
- 10:20Speaker 1: did not speak for some minutes. The lion below them
- 10:23Speaker 1: paced nervously back and forth. The third figure in the
- 10:27Speaker 1: tree was hidden by the dense shadows near the stem.
- 10:30Speaker 1: He too, was silent, motionless as a graven image. You
- 10:35Speaker 1: certainly pulled me up into this tree just in time,
- 10:39Speaker 1: said the professor at last. I want to thank you.
- 10:42Speaker 1: You saved my life. But I didn't pull you up here, Professor,
- 10:47Speaker 1: said mister Falander. Bless me. The excitement of the moment
- 10:51Speaker 1: quite caused me to forget that I myself was drawn
- 10:54Speaker 1: up here by some outside agency. There must be someone
- 10:58Speaker 1: or something in this tree with us, eh, ejaculated Professor Porter.
- 11:03Speaker 1: Are you quite positive, mister Falander? Most positive? Professor replied
- 11:09Speaker 1: mister Falander, and he added, I think we should thank
- 11:14Speaker 1: the party. He may be sitting right next to you now,
- 11:17Speaker 1: Professor Eh, what's that? Tut tut, mister Falander. Tut tut,
- 11:24Speaker 1: said Professor Porter, edging cautiously nearer to mister Falander. Just
- 11:29Speaker 1: then it occurred to Tarzan of the Apes that Numa
- 11:32Speaker 1: had loitered beneath the tree for a sufficient length of time.
- 11:35Speaker 1: So he raised his young head toward the heavens, and
- 11:38Speaker 1: there rang out upon the terrified ears of the two
- 11:40Speaker 1: old men, the awful warning challenge of the anthropoid. The
- 11:45Speaker 1: two friends, huddling trembling in their precarious position on the limb,
- 11:50Speaker 1: saw the great Lion halt in his restless pacing as
- 11:53Speaker 1: the blood curdling cry smote his ears, and then slink
- 11:56Speaker 1: quickly into the jungle, to be instantly lost to view.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Even the lion trembles in fear, whispered mister Falander. Most remarkable,
- 12:08Speaker 1: Most remarkable, murdered Professor Porter, clutching frantically at mister Falander
- 12:13Speaker 1: to regain the balance which the sudden fright had so
- 12:16Speaker 1: perilously endangered. Unfortunately for them, both mister Falander's center of
- 12:22Speaker 1: equilibrium was at that very moment hanging upon the ragged
- 12:25Speaker 1: edge of nothing, so that it needed but the gentle impetus,
- 12:28Speaker 1: supplied by the additional weight of Professor Porter's body, to
- 12:32Speaker 1: topple the devoted secretary from the limb. For a moment,
- 12:36Speaker 1: they swayed uncertainly, and then with mingled and most unscholarly shrieks,
- 12:42Speaker 1: they pitched headlong from the tree. Locked in frenzied embrace.
- 12:47Speaker 1: It was quite some moments ere either moved, for both
- 12:50Speaker 1: were positive that any such attempt would reveal so many
- 12:53Speaker 1: breaks and fractures as to make further progress impossible. At length,
- 12:58Speaker 1: Professor Porter made it an attempt to move one leg.
- 13:02Speaker 1: To his surprise, it responded to his will as in
- 13:04Speaker 1: days gone by. He now drew up its mate and
- 13:08Speaker 1: stretched it forth again. Most remarkable, Most remarkable, he murmured,
- 13:15Speaker 1: Thank God. Professor whispered mister Falander fervently, you are not dead.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Then Tut tut, mister Falander, Tut tut, cautioned Professor Porter,
- 13:26Speaker 1: I do not know with accuracy as yet, with infinite solicitude,
- 13:32Speaker 1: Professor Porter wiggled his right arm joy it was intact. Breathlessly,
- 13:38Speaker 1: He waved his left arm above his prostrate body. It
- 13:41Speaker 1: waved most remarkable, Most remarkable, he said, to whom are
- 13:48Speaker 1: you signaling? Professor asked mister Falander in an excited tone.
- 13:53Speaker 1: Professor Porter deigned to make no response to this puerile inquiry. Instead,
- 13:58Speaker 1: he raised his head gently from the ground, nodding it
- 14:00Speaker 1: back and forth a half dozen times. Most remarkable, he breathed,
- 14:06Speaker 1: It remains intact. Mister Falander had not moved from where
- 14:11Speaker 1: he had fallen. He had not dared the attempt. How
- 14:14Speaker 1: indeed could one move when one's arms and legs and
- 14:17Speaker 1: back were broken. One eye was buried in the soft loam.
- 14:21Speaker 1: The other, rolling sidewise, was fixed in awe upon the
- 14:25Speaker 1: strange gyrations of Professor Porter. How sad, exclaimed mister Falander,
- 14:32Speaker 1: half aloud. Concussion of the brain superinducing total mental aberration.
- 14:38Speaker 1: How very sad, indeed, and for one still so young.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Professor Porter rolled over upon his stomach gingerly. He bowed
- 14:47Speaker 1: his back until he resembled a huge tom cat in
- 14:50Speaker 1: proximity to a yelping dog. Then he sat up and
- 14:53Speaker 1: felt at various portions of his anatomy. They are all here,
- 14:58Speaker 1: he exclaimed, most remarkable, whereupon he arose, and, bending a
- 15:04Speaker 1: scathing glance upon the still prostrate form of mister Samuel T. Falander,
- 15:09Speaker 1: he said, Tut tut, mister Falander, this is no time
- 15:14Speaker 1: to indulge in slothful ease. We must be up and doing.
- 15:19Speaker 1: Mister Falander lifted his other eye out of the mud
- 15:22Speaker 1: and gazed in speechless rage at Professor Porter. Then he
- 15:25Speaker 1: attempted to rise, Nor could there have been any more
- 15:28Speaker 1: surprise than he when his efforts were immediately crowned with
- 15:32Speaker 1: marked success. He was still bursting with rage, however, at
- 15:36Speaker 1: the cruel injustice of Professor Porter's insinuation, and was on
- 15:41Speaker 1: the point of rendering a tart rejoinder, when his eyes
- 15:44Speaker 1: fell upon a strange figure standing a few paces away.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Scrutinizing them intently. Professor Porter had recovered his shiny still cat,
- 15:54Speaker 1: which he had brushed carefully upon the sleeve of his
- 15:56Speaker 1: coat and replaced upon his head. When he saw mister
- 16:00Speaker 1: Flander pointing to something behind him. He turned to behold
- 16:04Speaker 1: a giant, naked but for a loincloth and a few
- 16:07Speaker 1: metal ornaments, standing motionless before him. Good evening, Sir, said
- 16:14Speaker 1: the Professor, lifting his hat for reply, The giant motioned
- 16:18Speaker 1: them to follow him and set off up the beach
- 16:21Speaker 1: in the direction from which they had recently come. I
- 16:25Speaker 1: think it is the better part of discretion to follow him,
- 16:28Speaker 1: said mister Falander. Tut tut, mister Flander returned the professor.
- 16:34Speaker 1: A short time since you were advancing a most logical
- 16:38Speaker 1: argument and substantiation of your theory that camp lay directly
- 16:42Speaker 1: south of us. I was skeptical, but you finally convinced me.
- 16:46Speaker 1: So now I am positive that toward the south we
- 16:49Speaker 1: must travel to reach our friends. Therefore, I shall continue south.
- 16:55Speaker 1: But Professor Porter, this man may know better than either
- 16:58Speaker 1: of us. He seems to be indigenous to this part
- 17:02Speaker 1: of the world. Let us at least follow him for
- 17:04Speaker 1: a short distance. Tut tut, mister Falander repeated the professor.
- 17:10Speaker 1: I am a difficult man to convince, but when once convinced,
- 17:14Speaker 1: my decision is unalterable. I shall continue in the proper
- 17:18Speaker 1: direction if I have to circumambulate the continent of Africa
- 17:23Speaker 1: to reach my destination. Further argument was interrupted by Tarzan, who,
- 17:29Speaker 1: seeing that these strange men were not following him, had
- 17:32Speaker 1: returned to their side. Again. He beckoned to them, but
- 17:36Speaker 1: still they stood in argument. Presently the ape man lost
- 17:40Speaker 1: patience with their stupid ignorance. He grasped the frightened mister
- 17:44Speaker 1: Falander by the shoulder, and before that worthy gentleman knew
- 17:48Speaker 1: whether he was being killed or merely maimed for life,
- 17:51Speaker 1: Tarzan had tied one end of his rope securely about
- 17:54Speaker 1: mister Falander's neck. Tut tut, mister Falander remonstrated Professor, it
- 18:01Speaker 1: is most unbeseeming in you to submit to such indignities.
- 18:05Speaker 1: But scarcely were the words out of his mouth. Ere
- 18:08Speaker 1: he too had been seized and securely bound by the
- 18:11Speaker 1: neck with the same rope. Then Tarzan set off toward
- 18:15Speaker 1: the north, leading the now thoroughly frightened Professor and his
- 18:18Speaker 1: secretary in deathly silence. They proceeded for what seemed hours
- 18:23Speaker 1: to the two tired and hopeless old men. But presently,
- 18:27Speaker 1: as they topped the little rise of ground, they were
- 18:29Speaker 1: overjoyed to see the cabin lying before them, not a
- 18:32Speaker 1: hundred yards distant. Here Tarzan released them, and, pointing toward
- 18:37Speaker 1: the little building, vanished into the jungle beside them. Most remarkable,
- 18:43Speaker 1: most remarkable, gasped the Professor. But you see, mister Philander,
- 18:49Speaker 1: that I was quite right as usual, and but for
- 18:52Speaker 1: your stubborn wilfulness, we should have escaped a series of
- 18:56Speaker 1: most humiliating, not to say dangerous accidents. Pray allow yourself
- 19:01Speaker 1: to be guided by a more mature and practical mind hereafter,
- 19:04Speaker 1: when in need of wise counsel. Mister Samuel T. Falander
- 19:10Speaker 1: was too much relieved at the happy outcome to their
- 19:12Speaker 1: adventure to take umbrage at the Professor's cruel fling. Instead,
- 19:16Speaker 1: he grasped his friend's arm and hastened him forward in
- 19:19Speaker 1: the direction of the cabin. It was a much relieved
- 19:23Speaker 1: party of castaways that found itself once more united. Dawn
- 19:27Speaker 1: discovered them, still recounting their various adventures and speculating upon
- 19:31Speaker 1: the identity of the strange guardian and protector they had
- 19:35Speaker 1: found on this savage shore. As Morelda was positive that
- 19:39Speaker 1: it was none other than an angel of the Lord,
- 19:42Speaker 1: sent down especially to watch over them. Had you seen
- 19:47Speaker 1: him devour the raw meat of the lion, as Morella
- 19:50Speaker 1: laughed Clayton, you would have thought him a very material angel.
- 19:55Speaker 1: There was nothing heavenly about his voice, said Jane Porter,
- 19:59Speaker 1: with a little shudder at recollection of the awful roar
- 20:01Speaker 1: which had followed the killing of the lioness. Nor did
- 20:06Speaker 1: it precisely comport with my preconceived ideas of the dignity
- 20:10Speaker 1: of divine messengers, remarked Professor Porter. But when the um
- 20:16Speaker 1: gentlemen tied two highly respectable and erudite scholars neck to
- 20:21Speaker 1: neck and dragged them through the jungle as though they
- 20:24Speaker 1: had been cows end of Chapter