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Hour 3 - It's Getting Late Early · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: It's a small world, after all, it's a small, small world. Well,
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Speaker 1: it's our number three. It's our number three, and we
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Speaker 1: talk about metrolief pitcher Luke Weaver, who coughed up a
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Speaker 1: fur ball and cost the Mets a game with the Nationals.
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Speaker 1: This week. He complained of the pressurized failure mindset in Queens,
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Speaker 1: saying that the Metropolitans are kind of being suffocated by it.
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Speaker 1: What is your position on this? The Mets the worst
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Speaker 1: team in baseball? Also, how do you categorize Connor McDavid,
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Speaker 1: NHL Star calling the Oilers as an average team with
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Speaker 1: high expectations after they were eliminated by the Ducks? And
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Speaker 1: how are you going to remember live golf as it's
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Speaker 1: all but done. We'll talk about that and more right
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Speaker 1: it all out on your weekend audio needs. Here is
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Speaker 1: our number three. It's getting late early around here. Welcome
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Speaker 1: in the beginning of another hour of the Ben Malor Show.
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Speaker 1: But our lead this out. Don't bear the lead, my man.
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Speaker 1: All right, we're not gonna bear the lead. We're not
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Speaker 1: gonna bear the lead. We're gonna start out with baseball.
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Speaker 1: It is the second month of the season. We don't
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Speaker 1: really count the March games. There's a few games in March,
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Speaker 1: mostly April, mostly April. Now we're into May. It's a
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Speaker 1: May Day today, and it really is appropriate because in
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Speaker 1: the big Apple Mayday, Mayday, May Day, the New York
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Speaker 1: Mets did it again, the Metropolitans, blowing a late lead
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Speaker 1: to the Nationals. I guess they didn't have that natitude
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Speaker 1: the Mets, and so that means the Mets, out of
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Speaker 1: the last twenty games, are three and seventeen. I did
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Speaker 1: not play major League baseball and I just sit behind
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Speaker 1: a microphone and talk. I don't think that's good. Why
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Speaker 1: you're being so such a schmuck. You shouldn't be mean.
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Speaker 1: They're trying. Okay, they're trying. We they're trying. So the
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Speaker 1: Mets will begin the new month with the worst record
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Speaker 1: in baseball. Not the White Sox, not the Rockies, not
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Speaker 1: the Athletics, not the usual suspects on the Mets. The
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Speaker 1: Mets are ten and twenty one. The manager Carlos Mendoze,
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Speaker 1: who must have compromising photos of ownership otherwise, why does
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Speaker 1: he have the job. He sucked last year, he sucks
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Speaker 1: again this year. Mendoza said, not good enough, obviously not
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Speaker 1: a secret. That's not going to do it. We gotta
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Speaker 1: start winning series, period. Okay, chances are better that Carlos
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Speaker 1: Mendoza and Rob Thompson and Alis Kora play a poker
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Speaker 1: game together than the Mets manager sees the team start
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Speaker 1: winning a bunch of series in a row. Now, the
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Speaker 1: game was lost late when reliever Luke dream Weaver now
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Speaker 1: dream Weaver for the other team. Luke Weaver, former Yankee
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Speaker 1: Trash came in and served up a gigantic, gigantic meatball
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Speaker 1: to blow the game, and then grumbled about the environment.
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Speaker 1: I saw some of this game. It was friends and
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Speaker 1: family only friends and family owner, not a lot of
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Speaker 1: people attending the game. They're in queens. It's a businessman special, so,
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Speaker 1: Weaver said. Quote this pursuit of perfection, he talked about
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Speaker 1: being with the Mets right now, this pursuit of perfection
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Speaker 1: is just an ultimate pressurized failure mind mindset. Weaver complained,
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Speaker 1: quote continues, I just think it becomes everybody wants to
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Speaker 1: be the hero because we care and we want to
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Speaker 1: win really really bad. We were opined, and I just
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Speaker 1: don't think success, he said, lives in that realm, the
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Speaker 1: freedom of which we played day to day is kind
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Speaker 1: of being suffocated. A little bit close quote good jumping
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Speaker 1: off point. Let us discuss the question the New York
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Speaker 1: Relief pitcher Luke Weaver, complaining of the quote pressurized failure
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Speaker 1: of mindset, saying that the Metropolitans are kind of being suffocated.
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Speaker 1: What is your position on this? So my views I've
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Speaker 1: got Oprah's Friend, lighting candles and burning sage and Netflix documentary.
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Speaker 1: We will combine all of these things, all of them,
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Speaker 1: not some of them, all of them together, and we
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Speaker 1: are going to have an Act of Congress, because that
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Speaker 1: is what it's going to take for the New York
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Speaker 1: Mets to turn their season around, literally, an act of Congress.
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Speaker 1: So first of all, we have a message. We have
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Speaker 1: a message from the bully pulpit, Benny's bully pulpit. Hey, Luke,
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Speaker 1: you are not being suffocated, Luke Weaver, You're being booed
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Speaker 1: and rightfully. So that's how this works, That's how this
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Speaker 1: has always worked. You can't be the firebug arsonist out
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Speaker 1: of a bullpen and complain about the heat when you're
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Speaker 1: the one going burn, baby burn. This man gave up
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Speaker 1: not just a meatball, he gave up an entire meat
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Speaker 1: ball HOGI the size of mister Mets head and then
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Speaker 1: wants to talk about mind sense, my mindset? What almost
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Speaker 1: sugar please. Pressure does not create failure, It exposes failure.
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Speaker 1: Hanging sliders is also part of the problem. Now, the
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Speaker 1: fans are the ones who are suffocating because they actually
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Speaker 1: spend money. They got skin in the game. You know, Weaver,
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Speaker 1: whether he's bad or good, he's got guaranteed money this year,
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Speaker 1: and there's always the chance if he pitches well, he
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Speaker 1: can go to another team and be part of a contender.
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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, that bullpen has been a conga
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Speaker 1: line of suck. And you can psychoanalyze your way out
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Speaker 1: of a lot of things. You cannot psychoanalyze your way
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Speaker 1: out of a six er. And so it's not therapy.
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Speaker 1: It's New York. And even though New York's not what
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Speaker 1: it used to be and it's just gone softer, like
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Speaker 1: most of these places had have produce and things go well.
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Speaker 1: If you don't produce, get out of the way. And
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Speaker 1: at this rate, it's rather obvious based on this quote
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Speaker 1: and some of the other things that have come out
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Speaker 1: of the Mets operation, Juan Soto saying he didn't talk
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Speaker 1: to any of his teammates while he was on the
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Speaker 1: injured list because they don't have phones apparently, and that
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Speaker 1: kind of stuff. So the Mets they have to get
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Speaker 1: rid of Carlos Mendoz. That's gotta happen. I think we
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Speaker 1: can all agree on that he's toast and so just
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Speaker 1: hire Oprah's friend, doctor Phil, Oprah's friend doctor Phil as manager.
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Speaker 1: You can bring in doctor Drew as the pitching coach.
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of some other TV doctors, doctor Oz,
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Speaker 1: Is he doing anything? Bring these guys in, right? Who
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Speaker 1: are the big TV? These are old old dudes. I
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Speaker 1: don't even know who are the TV doctors now? They're
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Speaker 1: any famous TV doctors now? I don't really think so. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: they didn't ask for a therapist the Mets when they
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Speaker 1: added Luke Weaver. They were asking for a relief pitcher, Like,
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Speaker 1: what is that all right? Now? Secondly to the OC,
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Speaker 1: are you down with me? In the occ oh cod
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Speaker 1: the rare and appropriate rare and appropriate hockey reference and
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Speaker 1: a Mallard modelge Now, do not tell anyone. Do not
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Speaker 1: tell anyone, don't ruin my cover. But I've always said,
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Speaker 1: I get messages on the fifth hour mail bag. We
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Speaker 1: do every Sunday. I get I said, what do you
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Speaker 1: talk hockey? You should talk hockey? Listen. I picked my spots.
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about it during the Stanley Cup Final. There's
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Speaker 1: a story so good I couldn't pass it up. The
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Speaker 1: Edmonton Oilers, the runner up in the Beauty passion of hockey.
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Speaker 1: The last couple years, the Edmonton Oilers have been decommissioned
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Speaker 1: from the playoffs. They got smoked by the quack attack
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Speaker 1: quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, five to two
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Speaker 1: the Anaheim Ducks, a team unlike the Angels, were embarrassed
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Speaker 1: by being in Orange County. The Ducks are not. They're
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Speaker 1: proud of that. And in Game six in So Cal,
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Speaker 1: Anaheim wrapping up the first round series in six games,
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Speaker 1: four to two and Edmonton exiting stays right from the playoffs.
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Speaker 1: They struggle again with the consistency and the issues that
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Speaker 1: had been there in the Stanley Cup Final the last
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Speaker 1: couple of years pop up again. And I brought this up.
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Speaker 1: The biggest star in all of hockey has loose lips.
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Speaker 1: Connor McDavid. Connor omg so, the captain of the Edmonton Oilers.
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Speaker 1: Conom McDavid was asked about what happened and he did
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Speaker 1: not give an oil painting. He did not give an
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Speaker 1: oil painting on what happened here. He didn't bite his tongue,
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Speaker 1: which makes for good talk radio. The biggest name in
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Speaker 1: that sport called the Oilers quote an average team with
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Speaker 1: high expectations, pointing to a very mediocre middle of the
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Speaker 1: road season. McDavid said postgame, that was tough. And then
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Speaker 1: he said the money quote mcconom McDavid, Edmonton hockey player,
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Speaker 1: said we were an average team all year, an average
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Speaker 1: team with high expectations. You're going to be disappointed. We
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Speaker 1: just never found it. Quotes quote McDavid said, the Ducks
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Speaker 1: played faster, forced Edmonton to chase around, chase, chase the game,
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Speaker 1: and that was obviously problematic. So let us discuss on
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Speaker 1: this one question. How do you categorize the biggest name
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Speaker 1: in that sport? Connor McDavid in hockey calling his team
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Speaker 1: Edmonton an average team with high expectations. So I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: use a word here. What word am I gonna use?
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Speaker 1: My word is rut as in rut or go ratcheting
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Speaker 1: up tensions. Average team with high expectations. When the greatest
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Speaker 1: player in your business drops that quote, you know what
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Speaker 1: that that's not just venting. That is filling. That's filing
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Speaker 1: an emotional transfer request. Is what that is. This is
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Speaker 1: how it starts. We've been around the block a couple
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Speaker 1: of times. This is how it starts. One average label
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Speaker 1: an early exit and abra cadabra, hocus pocus. Suddenly you've
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Speaker 1: got a remote control in your hands and you are
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Speaker 1: playing Donkey Kong because it's odd like Donkey Kong. This
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Speaker 1: was not a critique. This was a declaration of war
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Speaker 1: against an organization speed running a disaster class on malpractice.
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Speaker 1: Edmonton management is essentially wasting. And we talked about con
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Speaker 1: mc david. If you've seen the last couple of years
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Speaker 1: in the Stanley Cup final, Leon Drye Sidle has been
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Speaker 1: right there the end of the yang and so this
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Speaker 1: has been the prime of Connor McDavid and Leon dry Sidle.
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Speaker 1: It's like having Jordan and Pippin and then not winning. Well,
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Speaker 1: you gotta win. I guess the comp. I'm gonna go
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Speaker 1: old school basketball. The comp would be the Utah Jazz
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Speaker 1: with Karl Malone and John Stockton, a couple of Hall
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Speaker 1: of famers. They didn't win. They got to the finals
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Speaker 1: a few times where they didn't win. That's essentially what's
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Speaker 1: going on right now for this group. And the same
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Speaker 1: sequel year after year. It's a remake. The goaltending lets
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Speaker 1: him down in the spring and when your captain calls
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Speaker 1: the roster average which, oh, by the way, is not wrong.
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Speaker 1: It's not wrong. However, this is the first chapter in
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Speaker 1: a relocation saga. You can practically feel the NHL League
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Speaker 1: office lighting candles and burning sage, praying for this to
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Speaker 1: happen in the meltdown to manifest destiny, their favorite dream
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Speaker 1: where McDavid ends up going to a big media market
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Speaker 1: with a US ZIP code and whether that's Manhattan or
14:33
Speaker 1: hooray for Hollywood. The League, you know, the League is
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Speaker 1: openly doodling McDavid in some random jersey, some big market jersey,
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Speaker 1: while the oilers continue to burn through whatever's left of this,
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Speaker 1: whatever's left of this. So I imagine it will not
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Speaker 1: be too soon before we start getting the standard fare,
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Speaker 1: which is McDavid's going to go to this team or
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Speaker 1: you want to go to that team, or you know,
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Speaker 1: you name it. Push the boundaries, Push the boundaries. Now,
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Speaker 1: final thought, we now go to the links. Follow up
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Speaker 1: follow up to a previous man of monologue. Live Golf
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Speaker 1: announced that they have a new board, new board, and
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Speaker 1: a new business strategy. Now. The reason they have a
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Speaker 1: new business strategy is because the Saudi Arabian funding that
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Speaker 1: allowed the league to launch about four years ago with
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Speaker 1: these cartoon sized contracts, and a slush fund of money
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Speaker 1: is ending Saudi Arabia, the public investment fund, the Piff,
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Speaker 1: It's Piff, the magic Dragon, and Pith has run out
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Speaker 1: of fire and they are it's estimated, we gave the
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Speaker 1: number in a previous show. They're estimated to have spent
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Speaker 1: five billion dollars with a capital B and just flushing
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Speaker 1: that in the Live Golf since it began, and they're
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Speaker 1: they're exiting stage left. The doomsday clock is ticking, fraught
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Speaker 1: with danger, fraught with danger. So the question how are
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Speaker 1: you going to remember Live Golf is they're not going
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Speaker 1: to find the backing that they need to keep this
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Speaker 1: thing going. The reason that people went was for the money,
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Speaker 1: and they're not going to be able to get that
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Speaker 1: kind of money because nobody has the kind of money
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Speaker 1: the Saudis have, Because if you've ever bought gas, you
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Speaker 1: know what we're talking about here. They are making lohs
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Speaker 1: of cash, lots of cash. So how are you going
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Speaker 1: to remember the Live Golf? We will remember Live Golf
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Speaker 1: as the single greatest sugar daddy experiment in my life
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Speaker 1: and in the history of sport, in the history of
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Speaker 1: sport not even close. There have been people that have
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Speaker 1: come in and spoiled athletes. Nothing has matched this. Five
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Speaker 1: billion dollars of blood money dumped out into the ocean,
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Speaker 1: and the only thing they truly disrupted was some accounting.
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Speaker 1: This wasn't a golf revolution. It was a stimulus package
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Speaker 1: for some board millionaire golfers who already had everything they needed.
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Speaker 1: They had the pjs, the private jets, they had all
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Speaker 1: the big mansions they needed. There's only nothing left to buy.
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Speaker 1: And they went down that road anyway. And one of
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Speaker 1: the early arguments was that the Saudi's promised to change
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Speaker 1: the golf world, and they did add more money to
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Speaker 1: the PGA tour as a result of this. However, in
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Speaker 1: the big picture, wide angle lands from thirty thousand feet, instead,
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Speaker 1: what they did is they created the world's most expensive
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Speaker 1: group chat. It's essentially what this was. It was a
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Speaker 1: group chat, big names, louder contracts, and almost zero footprint. Now,
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Speaker 1: the live Golf experience proved that it proved something we
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Speaker 1: didn't know we needed. Had been confirmed that even with
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Speaker 1: unlimited money, there's still a burn rate, even with unlimited money,
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Speaker 1: and it had all the flash of a weekend in
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Speaker 1: Vegas in your early twenties, lavish, chaotic. You may have
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Speaker 1: ended up in a gutter, impossible to justify. And the
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Speaker 1: next morning, when you're like, what did I do? I
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Speaker 1: guess a better way I was thinking about. It's like,
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Speaker 1: the better way to describe what has happened with live
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Speaker 1: golf is remember that Netflix documentary I think it was
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Speaker 1: in I don't remember. It was a few years ago.
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Speaker 1: It was called the Fire the greatest party that never happened,
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Speaker 1: the Fire Festival. Yeah, except this fire Festival of golf.
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Speaker 1: The bands actually showed up, they got paid in gold Bouyan,
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Speaker 1: they got paid and they ate well, and then it
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Speaker 1: all went away. It all went away. Now, in the end,
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Speaker 1: it was again not a movement live golf. It was
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Speaker 1: a mirage, is what it was. And it was powered
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Speaker 1: by the oil money, and it was mostly watched by
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Speaker 1: the oil money. And that's it. And now now we're
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Speaker 1: left picking up the pieces unless there's somebody else that
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Speaker 1: has that kind of oil money that wants to step in.
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Speaker 1: That's that's it. That's all she wrote. It is the
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Speaker 1: to meet you. And then that's an event with not
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Speaker 1: just me and Abandon, it'll be Coop and Lorena will
22:38
Speaker 1: also be at both of those events. So check it
22:41
Speaker 1: out next weekend. You're looking for something to do and
22:44
Speaker 1: you're in the Boston area or any of the New
22:46
Speaker 1: England states, come on down, hang out with us. Back
22:49
Speaker 1: to it. It is the Ben Malor Show and time
22:52
Speaker 1: now we'll get back to the calls. We also have
22:53
Speaker 1: Big Ben's Lame Jokes of the Week. The comedy club
22:56
Speaker 1: is open and we'll get to that in a little bit.
22:59
Speaker 1: But for the payoff on the somewhat popular, a somewhat popular,
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Speaker 1: the quiz is the riddle and here is the mallor
23:09
Speaker 1: riddle of the day. We go to pro bouncy ball
23:13
Speaker 1: Jalen Brunson. That's a basketball player for the New York
23:16
Speaker 1: Knickerbockers who mollywopped the Atlanta Hawks last night. One of
23:21
Speaker 1: the all time great routes or roots in NBA playoff history.
23:25
Speaker 1: So Jalen Brunson says he has a blank with one
23:30
Speaker 1: of the Knickerbockers trainers and that they acknowledge Roman Reigns
23:33
Speaker 1: before every single game, for every single game. That is
23:39
Speaker 1: the mallor riddle of the day. And what is the answer,
23:44
Speaker 1: And this sees anyone know the answer? That's at Ben
23:47
Speaker 1: Mahler Yafimi in Chicago, says a portable ranch dressing dispenser. Well,
23:54
Speaker 1: that that is the devil's blood. King Roy says, a
23:58
Speaker 1: traditional English breakfast. That's an interesting, interesting setup you got there, yeah,
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24:10
Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down a superman punch
24:14
Speaker 1: off with a trainer. Don't try it at home, kids
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Speaker 1: A share in the twenty twenty six Derby horse Chief Wallaby.
24:24
Speaker 1: According to Late Night Drug Tester, fist fight from William A.
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Speaker 1: cheese dressing is the first cousin of the Devil's blood
24:40
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24:44
Speaker 1: a fancy meal. Those are some solid glasses. I like
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24:53
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24:57
Speaker 1: solid solid. Incata says a prop bet on how many
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Speaker 1: times Blind Scott will name drop people he's never met
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Speaker 1: A A friendly wager from analog al that's his answer.
25:11
Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Who's your bill? With more gibberish,
25:15
Speaker 1: we'll ignore that. Our buddy Timmy from Busco, Indiana says
25:19
Speaker 1: a secret tap dance routine. I think you met lap dance,
25:23
Speaker 1: but he said yeah tap, Maybe he met tom U
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Speaker 1: do you Nobody has an answer the correct answer to
25:29
Speaker 1: the Mallard Riddle of the day. Jalen Brunson says that
25:32
Speaker 1: he has a he has a handshake. A handshake is
25:38
Speaker 1: what we were looking for. One of the Knicks trainers
25:40
Speaker 1: where they acknowledge Roman reigns before every game, every single game,
25:46
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what fun? What fun it is there?
25:48
Speaker 1: Attribute to Roman reigns. We'll take some calls at eight
25:51
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Speaker 1: hello To let's go To, smitty who's over In. Providence Hello, Smitty,
26:20
Speaker 1: Welcome you're on The Ben Mather show On. Fox Hello, smitty.
26:25
Speaker 5: Any good, Morning. Malla how you doing?
26:27
Speaker 1: Today IF i was any, Better i'd be a, sock
26:30
Speaker 1: but not A Red sox because they. Suck.
26:32
Speaker 5: NO i know there's been a terrible, season, Man but,
26:35
Speaker 5: HEY i had a, question since you're coming off To
26:37
Speaker 5: boston here next. Weekend the longest game you? Talked you
26:41
Speaker 5: talked about this a couple of days. Ago the longest
26:43
Speaker 5: game and baseball was played at McCoy And. PENTUCKET i
26:46
Speaker 5: wanted to ask you if you knew all the Two
26:49
Speaker 5: hall Of famers that played in that.
26:50
Speaker 6: Game WHERE.
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Speaker 1: I Think i've heard. THIS i don't off the top
26:56
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26:58
Speaker 1: IT i heard the stories From Kevin. Kennedy who Did
27:00
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27:02
Speaker 5: Them he was one of? Them, yeah way playing for
27:04
Speaker 5: the Pawn socks and then the other one plays For rochester.
27:08
Speaker 1: For, Rochester AND i THINK i knew this at one.
27:13
Speaker 1: Point but who is who's the other?
27:14
Speaker 3: Guy it's rip.
27:17
Speaker 1: Really Cal ripkin, yep. Earlier how about? That there it's
27:21
Speaker 1: like twin notes this week In baseball from forty years
27:24
Speaker 1: ago or whatever it. Is, yeah, exactly that's.
27:26
Speaker 5: Cool all, Right, WELL i look forward to meeting you this.
27:28
Speaker 5: Weekend HOPEFULLY i can make it up To.
27:29
Speaker 1: Wisda, Yeah i'd love to meet. You come on, down say,
27:31
Speaker 1: hello hang out with. Us all, right thank?
27:33
Speaker 3: You all?
27:34
Speaker 1: Right This smitty how about? That he's gonna come. By
27:36
Speaker 1: ripken had thirteen at bats and two hits in that.
27:40
Speaker 1: Game in that. Game, yeah, yeah, yeah there you. Go
27:44
Speaker 1: that'll never happen. Again that's an. Unbreakabley they'll just they'll
27:46
Speaker 1: never do. That there was A Mets braves game in
27:50
Speaker 1: the eighties that also went to like four in the
27:53
Speaker 1: morning and it WAS i think it was like on
27:55
Speaker 1: the fourth Of. July they had fireworks and IF i,
27:58
Speaker 1: remember memories are interesting. Things AS i remember the, story
28:04
Speaker 1: they still shot the fireworks. Off IF i, remember there
28:07
Speaker 1: were people were not very happy when the game, ended
28:11
Speaker 1: because you know early in the. Morning let's say hello
28:14
Speaker 1: to Any, Meani, Mine. Moe let's go To. Andrea she's
28:18
Speaker 1: the astrology. Insider she's got inside information on a big cosmic.
28:23
Speaker 1: Event Hello, Andrea, Welcome.
28:25
Speaker 6: Hello, ben how are. You IF i.
28:29
Speaker 1: Was any, Better i'd be A, giant but not A
28:31
Speaker 1: San Francisco giant because they got swept in a double
28:33
Speaker 1: header by The fight And. Phil so that's not.
28:35
Speaker 6: Good, OH i know that was a tough one in
28:38
Speaker 6: the late. Innings, yeah and you, know excuse. Me i'm gonna.
28:46
Speaker 1: Grab some. Water andre grabs some. Water get some water right.
28:49
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28:52
Speaker 1: Water i'm gonna kill some. Time you just take your,
28:54
Speaker 1: time let me know when you're. Ready all. RIGHT i
28:57
Speaker 1: want to point out this Guy danny In. Nashville he
29:00
Speaker 1: was talking some crap about how The giants were going
29:02
Speaker 1: to be this great team because they hired the Old tennessee,
29:04
Speaker 1: coach AND i haven't heard From danny And nashville in a.
29:07
Speaker 1: WHILE i wonder what happened to. Him he might want
29:08
Speaker 1: to do a wellness check, Anyway all, right now you're
29:11
Speaker 1: back to go, ahead here we.
29:12
Speaker 6: Go, yeah, no thank. YOU i. WAS i did a
29:14
Speaker 6: phone consultation. Earlier my voice was a little, horse BUT
29:18
Speaker 6: i did want to put in a. Call. YEAH i
29:20
Speaker 6: watched the doubleheader and the late innings, fiasco and you,
29:24
Speaker 6: know being A mets, FAN i definitely don't like The. Phillies,
29:28
Speaker 6: yeah to WATCH i really was in the late innings like.
29:33
Speaker 1: That, yeah, yeah well both games are not going the
29:38
Speaker 1: way of The higantes there And. Phillies all they needed
29:41
Speaker 1: was all they needed was to Hire Don mattingly and
29:43
Speaker 1: play The, giants and suddenly they're back The.
29:45
Speaker 6: PHILLIES i, KNOW i remember Doing mathingly The taurus like.
29:48
Speaker 6: You and by the, way did you have a nice? Birthday?
29:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah we're going to really do some stuff this.
29:54
Speaker 1: Week AND i was, working so it was kind of
29:56
Speaker 1: a work. Day but, yeah we'll have some fun this.
29:57
Speaker 1: Weekend full, moon, yeh full, moon watch out for the
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Speaker 1: full moon had way to go. There which moon is
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30:05
Speaker 6: At full flower moon On may? First and we have
30:10
Speaker 6: two full moons In May may, First may thirty, first
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Speaker 6: once in a blue. Moon the One may thirty first
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Speaker 6: is called the blue moon because it's two full moons
30:19
Speaker 6: in one. Month but this is a full flower moon
30:22
Speaker 6: and it Starts, friday so this is perfect when you
30:26
Speaker 6: have some time off to. Celebrate and uh, yeah and,
30:30
Speaker 6: also wasn't gonna say The, mets that's been tough to
30:34
Speaker 6: watch And francisco lindor the burning. Shage you, Know i've
30:38
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30:41
Speaker 1: It is it? True? Andrew one of my malor, moles
30:44
Speaker 1: one of My malard moles tells me that you called
30:47
Speaker 1: in to The boomer assiasin show or whatever it's called
30:51
Speaker 1: there In New. York is that? True?
30:52
Speaker 6: Yeah boomer And geo AND i talked about burning. Page
30:56
Speaker 6: oh you.
30:56
Speaker 1: Did, Okay, well one of my guys was listening and
31:00
Speaker 1: heard you on there and, said wait a, minute that's
31:01
Speaker 1: A mallard caller on with these guys or. Whatever so
31:04
Speaker 1: they pointed, out, yeah that was that was not an.
31:07
Speaker 1: Impersonator that was not somebody trying to copy your. Material,
31:11
Speaker 1: andrew that was the Authentic andrea falling in with that. Information.
31:15
Speaker 6: Huh i've been on this show a couple of, times and,
31:18
Speaker 6: uh let's just, say you, Know New york is not
31:20
Speaker 6: always as open minded As, california BUT i like to
31:23
Speaker 6: share WHAT i like to. Share AND i talked About
31:26
Speaker 6: lindor burning Stage ben in The mets clubhouse and how
31:31
Speaker 6: that cleared out negative energy and it did end up losing. Streak,
31:34
Speaker 6: however he did end up getting injured shortly, thereafter so
31:38
Speaker 6: he's been having his. Struggles so the, men they might they.
31:41
Speaker 1: Might want to burn the whole clubhouse is what they
31:43
Speaker 1: want to, do not just we got a point.
31:46
Speaker 6: THERE i needed to laugh. Faithfu, yeah, yeah not.
31:53
Speaker 1: Good it sucks to because there's so many games like
31:56
Speaker 1: they're just cooked and there's tons of.
31:58
Speaker 6: Games it's just THE i, Mean Uncle, Steve Steve cone
32:03
Speaker 6: how much money he poured In, yeah which shows you,
32:06
Speaker 6: know money is not. Everything but you know it's. Early
32:09
Speaker 6: it still is, early So i'm hopeful, that you, know
32:12
Speaker 6: speaking to get, better but it's getting early, late. Right.
32:16
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a in a tough situation there because you
32:20
Speaker 1: really only have till the trade deadline because if you're
32:22
Speaker 1: bad at the trade, deadline they're just gonna start trading guys.
32:24
Speaker 1: Away so then you're you have Until july thirty, first
32:28
Speaker 1: that's really what you.
32:29
Speaker 6: Have and, oh that's a good. Point and they did
32:31
Speaker 6: trade a lot of you, Know Pete, alonzo you KNOW
32:34
Speaker 6: i used to like.
32:35
Speaker 1: Him they didn't want. Him how about they allowed this
32:38
Speaker 1: is what THESE nba teams they. Allowed The mets Allowed
32:41
Speaker 1: Juan soto And Francisco lindor to decide who they wanted his,
32:44
Speaker 1: teammates and they got rid of Like Brandon nimo and these.
32:47
Speaker 1: Guys and, yeah Well diaz left on his. All but
32:51
Speaker 1: but all these guys they didn't want him. Back and
32:53
Speaker 1: now look at The, mets like the, guy what are you? Doing,
32:57
Speaker 1: yeah it's like that's like My Clippers Kawhi, leonards, Like
33:01
Speaker 1: i'll go play for, you but you gotta Trade Shade
33:03
Speaker 1: Jogis alexander For Paul george Or i'm not gonna do. It,
33:05
Speaker 1: okay how'd that work? Out how did that work? Out?
33:09
Speaker 1: Okay not so, good not so. Good, Anyway we love, You.
33:13
Speaker 1: Andrew take care of that. VOICE i recommend sucking on
33:15
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33:18
Speaker 1: and that's WHAT i.
33:19
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33:21
Speaker 1: Honey, okay well the honey stuff works as. Well, well feel.
33:24
Speaker 1: Better you have all weekend to rest. Up we will
33:26
Speaker 1: be here next. Week, okay thank.
33:28
Speaker 6: You have a nice happy birthday full moon. Weekend, well thank.
33:32
Speaker 1: YOU i Appreciate there she Goes andrea from The Bay
33:35
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33:38
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33:41
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33:43
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33:48
Speaker 1: it Was. Andrew sure. Enough is The Ben mahlor show
33:54
Speaker 1: as we roll, on and we've got big bens lame
33:59
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34:11
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34:14
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34:17
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34:22
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34:29
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34:33
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34:36
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34:39
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34:42
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34:46
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34:48
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35:53
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35:58
Speaker 1: Week blame week. Two It's Big ben's lame joke of the. Week,
36:03
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36:37
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37:12
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37:14
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37:59
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39:52
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39:56
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