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DLHS Hour 2 | What Had Happened was Friday · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal. You will show you a twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six edition. Remember it is. What happened was Friday,
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  Speaker 1: so Tuesday? Would it happened?
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  Speaker 2: Was a woman accidentally was the most suspensive steak at
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  Speaker 2: a high class restaurant. It literally bursts into tears when
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  Speaker 2: she gets the bill. Have you ever bought something not
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  Speaker 2: knowing how expensive it was? That was a question we
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  Speaker 2: posed to you said me personally.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, no, I will never do that because, for one,
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  Speaker 3: I'm very picky. So I'm the type that I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: look up the restaurant and look at the menu to
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  Speaker 3: know what I already want. Yes, I'm already the one
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  Speaker 3: that take it too much time to figure out what
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  Speaker 3: she wants to eat. And two, I hang around some
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  Speaker 3: bougie as people, so they always going to five star restaurants,
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  Speaker 3: and I will never ever ever be caught off guard.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, no, that will never happen to me at all.
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  Speaker 3: Now maybe younger, but the fifty old plus me it came.
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  Speaker 3: It just won't because they said, I'm too picky. I
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  Speaker 3: gotta know what I'm getting myself into, because for one,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to look like boo to fool in
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  Speaker 3: front of everybody or be washing nobody's distance.
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  Speaker 4: Well, if she's inadvertally ordered to stay, she gotta suffer
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  Speaker 4: the consequences. You know, we're gonna inadvertently stop at my
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  Speaker 4: house to have a nightcap. It's like somebody said, the
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  Speaker 4: famous person's here. You order you, you gotta suffer the
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  Speaker 4: consequences behind that. So yet, that's how I feel. You
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  Speaker 4: You got to suffer the consequences for inadvertanty ordering the
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  Speaker 4: most expensive thing, and we're gonna inadvertently stop at my house.
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  Speaker 4: That's how I feel.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I have gone into a restaurant and ordered something
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  Speaker 5: that I could not afford to pay for it, but
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  Speaker 5: I ended up having to do it. I ordered the appetizer,
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  Speaker 5: the main course, the dessert, the drink, whatever I wanted.
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  Speaker 5: When I got my bill, I could think was, oh
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  Speaker 5: my god, my boyfriend is not here to pay for it.
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  Speaker 5: I ordered as if he would be there with me,
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  Speaker 5: and I didn't think about it. But I was there
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  Speaker 5: with my friends and just ordered the way I normally good.
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  Speaker 5: She's normally changed for the bill. He was not there,
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  Speaker 5: so boom, I had had to chocolate up myself.
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  Speaker 1: So wi's it.
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  Speaker 2: What it happened was a couple of five year olds
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  Speaker 2: find out that they are third cousins.
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  Speaker 1: Becaus, so you're gonna leave me after five years? Just
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  Speaker 1: about I'm your third cousin for five years we've been together,
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  Speaker 1: that it was a century. But what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: But you love me no more third cousin at all?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Not no more? Were gonna be cousins because I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know if you say you ain't going nowhere, becaus
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  Speaker 3: you just automatically stopped loving somebody because you find out
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  Speaker 3: that they're your third cousin.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, third cousin is a person you were related through
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  Speaker 1: through years.
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  Speaker 3: If we already had a child, if we already had
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  Speaker 3: a child.
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  Speaker 6: And our child, was it that you already got a
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  Speaker 6: child child?
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  Speaker 3: We could just get blood test to see how the
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  Speaker 3: spectrum our child would be, all right?
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  Speaker 6: Her cousin is the person you're related to through your
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  Speaker 6: shared greed greed grand.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, great great or of your second cousin. So yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: we staying together.
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  Speaker 2: What do you do if you find out your partner
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  Speaker 2: you and your partner are related.
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  Speaker 1: That was the question we posed to you. Like the
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  Speaker 1: slow baby wasn't hit?
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  Speaker 2: That wasn't that wasn't all right?
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  Speaker 1: All right, we posed that question to you.
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  Speaker 7: You said we had to get a divorce. I've already
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  Speaker 7: been through that. I married my fifth cousin in the
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  Speaker 7: two thousand and three and that thing, you know, my
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  Speaker 7: mom's gonna say, y'all know, y'all related, but that fifth cousin, No,
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  Speaker 7: that is wrong, and these old folks need to do
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  Speaker 7: That's why we need to know our history, because that's
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  Speaker 7: the reason why broke my heart.
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  Speaker 1: We had to get divorced.
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  Speaker 5: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 8: Nah.
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  Speaker 7: And we have friends to the day though, but that's
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  Speaker 7: a shaka, and.
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  Speaker 1: Our people have got to do better of our.
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  Speaker 7: Legacies and knowing our history and teaching it and stop
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  Speaker 7: gat and keeping tell the old folks, stop gate keeping
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  Speaker 7: our history, so this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Don't keep happening.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, we third cousins and we just comed this out
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  Speaker 6: years later, and we got a kid or whatnot. You
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  Speaker 6: might as well stay in there and uh and work
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  Speaker 6: it out.
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  Speaker 8: You might as well.
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  Speaker 6: We got a kid together, we done around. You can't
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  Speaker 6: unf nobody. We don't get it already, so you might
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  Speaker 6: as well keep on going with it. And you can't
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  Speaker 6: be that close to the family anyway like that y'all
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  Speaker 6: just figure that out. Found out, you know, we have
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  Speaker 6: it again the years ago. I mean yeah, y'all mean
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  Speaker 6: for years y'all just finding this out. Y'all ain't that
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  Speaker 6: close to that family any damn way, Because if y'all
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  Speaker 6: were that close to y'alllady knew it the first time,
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  Speaker 6: y'all messed around. So yeah, I keep on rolling with it.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna raise the babies. We were gonna keep on
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  Speaker 6: it and around and.
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  Speaker 2: Then of course of growing up, any of us will
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  Speaker 2: told it. If you can't use your cone, don't bring
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  Speaker 2: it home. Doctor Umar is still all over social media
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  Speaker 2: condemning intractual relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to this discussing if you.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't want your daughter dating a white guy, is that racist?
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  Speaker 5: Comes back to as a parent, you should want your
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  Speaker 5: daughter to be happy.
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  Speaker 1: My boy, they come home with us, their business.
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  Speaker 2: Bro Okay, what you said, you feel like this preference though,
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  Speaker 2: at the end of the day.
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  Speaker 1: My preference is not my preference.
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  Speaker 2: And whoever makes you happy, but that's on you.
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  Speaker 1: As long as they treat you writing you happy, that's
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  Speaker 1: all I can ask for.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a racial preference for your kids relationship?
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  Speaker 2: We asked you that you said.
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  Speaker 8: I understand, you know everybody's saying, and you know it's
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  Speaker 8: okay to date outside the race and everything. But I
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  Speaker 8: just got one question. I don't understand why Jewish women
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  Speaker 8: don't date outside their race. I mean, if it's okay
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  Speaker 8: for everybody's race to date outside their race, how come
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  Speaker 8: Jewish women don't date outside their race?
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  Speaker 9: Listen. I don't have no preference. My daughter asked me
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  Speaker 9: the same thing. She said, Daddy, what would you do
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  Speaker 9: if I bring home a white guy? And when I
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  Speaker 9: would tell her is that I won't do anything long
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  Speaker 9: as they love.
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  Speaker 8: You, take cure of you, protect you, trust you.
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  Speaker 4: Be good to you.
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  Speaker 9: I don't have a preference. But one of the only
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  Speaker 9: preferences that I have that I tell her and I
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  Speaker 9: tell my son, make sure you find somebody that has
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  Speaker 9: the same religions and belief that you believe in, because
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  Speaker 9: if that's, to me, is the breaking point. If you
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  Speaker 9: don't have somebody that has the same religion and the
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  Speaker 9: same belief that you believe in, then please no, don't
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  Speaker 9: bring them to my house. But other than that, I
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  Speaker 9: don't care. You love who you love, and it's just
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  Speaker 9: a separates that I.
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  Speaker 10: Think in today's society, we would be pretty cold minded
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  Speaker 10: to worry about who our kids bringing home. However, I
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  Speaker 10: would want my son and daughter to bring home someone
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  Speaker 10: that can identify with the struggles we have been through. However,
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  Speaker 10: if they bring somebody else home of another race, it's okay.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, it's nothing.
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  Speaker 5: That I would just be bent on worrying about.
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  Speaker 10: So I mean, it's okay. You know, it's twenty twenty six,
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  Speaker 10: so you know, intiracial dating, it's fine with me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm okay.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's time to give it deserving someone the shoe
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  Speaker 2: Booty of the Week Award.
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  Speaker 11: And now it's time for the shoes Booty of the
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  Speaker 11: Week Award. Rossanda Chili Thomas is an American singer, dancer,
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  Speaker 11: and actress, best known as a member of the best
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  Speaker 11: selling nineteen nineties girl group TLC. So why is Chili
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  Speaker 11: this week's recipient of the Shoe Booty of the Week Award?
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  Speaker 1: How clickers have happened?
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  Speaker 11: Chili con Carney gets the shoe Booty because the hit
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  Speaker 11: record maker says she's sorry and she's not Mega Shanafi,
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  Speaker 11: but her record suggests otherwise. First, she made a scrub move,
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  Speaker 11: she got dragged after her Instagram account shared a post
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  Speaker 11: promoting a long debunk transphobic conspiracy theory that former First
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  Speaker 11: Lady Michelle Obama is a man.
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  Speaker 1: No no.
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  Speaker 11: The post claim Michelle Obama had registered to vote as
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  Speaker 11: a male, a narrative often pushed by right wing groups,
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  Speaker 11: just saying if Michelle Obama is a man, then Barack
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  Speaker 11: has the best beard in presidential history.
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  Speaker 4: Michelle, and I couldn't be prouder.
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  Speaker 11: Things got worse when she proved she ain't too proud
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  Speaker 11: to beg Roe. Roe released heartfelt statement claiming she is
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  Speaker 11: not maga. She said she thought the donations were for.
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  Speaker 1: Veterans, determined that was a lot.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's nice, but it's all cap because we ain't
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  Speaker 11: chasing waterfalls. It's been proven she is donated to Trump
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  Speaker 11: several times and follows a bunch of right wing accounts.
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  Speaker 11: That's why she's getting dragged like a bad weave on
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  Speaker 11: a roller coaster, dragged her like her last album sales
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  Speaker 11: gotchup chair. Here's the sad part. She didn't make these
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  Speaker 11: apologies until she found out it was effect ticket sales
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  Speaker 11: for her upcoming tour with Salt and Pepper and in Vogue.
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  Speaker 11: People are forgiving girl, maybe you should tour with Nicki
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  Speaker 11: Minaj and walk a Floka instead. Y'all can be the
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  Speaker 11: new TLC, call it three Little Coons and name the
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  Speaker 11: tour the Scrubs Tour. And that's why the Shoe Beauty
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  Speaker 11: of the Week award goes to Rasanda Chili Thomas. Now
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  Speaker 11: here's a swift kick in the ass.