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Hour 3 - Gallo's Humor · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: It's the luck of the Irish, and a hello to
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Speaker 1: you on our numb birth three on the Saint Patrick's Day.
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Speaker 1: Here an hour number three, we'll talk some baseball. Put
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Speaker 1: into words what it means for Joey Gallo to be
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Speaker 1: fired by the White Sox during spring training the former
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Speaker 1: All Star. Also, how are things looking for Joey Gallo,
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Speaker 1: who says he's going to become a pitcher. We'll take
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Speaker 1: a look at that. Also, sho hey Otani was voted
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Speaker 1: Baseball's top player by other players. He beat out Royal's
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Speaker 1: young star Bobby Witt Junior, followed by Aaron Judge. Yankee
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Speaker 1: fans upset that the reigning American League MVP finished third
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Speaker 1: on the list. Do they have a beef? We'll discuss
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Speaker 1: that and more right now here. It is our number three.
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Speaker 1: Some gallows humor if you will, or Gallo humor. Welcome
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Speaker 1: our lead this hour, get get to the point. Please,
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Speaker 1: will you please get to the point. So our lead
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Speaker 1: this hour is from baseball. We are just really hours away.
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Speaker 1: You think about it, the opening of the baseball season.
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Speaker 1: The Doyers tomorrow, right tomorrow is the opening day tomorrow.
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Speaker 1: Tomorrow morning, when we get done with our overnight show,
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Speaker 1: the Dodgers and the Cubs will say playball, and it
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Speaker 1: is on. And so we're getting close. I saw Mooki
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Speaker 1: Betts as the creeping crud. I wonder if there's more
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Speaker 1: to that story about Mookie. You're not gonna be able
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Speaker 1: to play through all the way into Japan. Some kind
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Speaker 1: of illness. Normally, if you're under the weather, if it's
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Speaker 1: a if it's your typical illness, they just give you
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Speaker 1: an IV and you're able to play. But that sounds like,
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Speaker 1: that's not going to happen, and Mookie's not going to
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Speaker 1: play in either one of the two regular season games
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Speaker 1: in Japan. But that's a different conversation. So the story
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Speaker 1: that got my attention is about a falling All star
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Speaker 1: in professional baseball. As you might have seen this over
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Speaker 1: the weekend, but maybe not. You got to be pretty
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Speaker 1: much a baseball hard o to know about this. A
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Speaker 1: two time All Star was fired over the weekend. Joey Gallo,
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Speaker 1: one of the great names in baseball, wonderful watch in
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Speaker 1: batting practice, one of the great five to thirty hitters,
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Speaker 1: we call him and during batting practice to go out
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Speaker 1: there early, and this guy's just hitting bombs all over
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Speaker 1: the place. So Joey Gallo was given the old pink
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Speaker 1: slip by the Chicago White Sox. Joey Gallo was on
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Speaker 1: a minor league contract, which is pretty much, hey, you've
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Speaker 1: got all star experience, we'll give you a minor league deal,
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Speaker 1: but you'll make the roster. He couldn't make the roster.
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Speaker 1: Gallo had twenty at bats. He was batting one hundred
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Speaker 1: two for twenty in the Cactus League, and the Chicago
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Speaker 1: American League Baseball team said you know what you've done.
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Speaker 1: He struck out eleven times, so over fifty percent of
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Speaker 1: the time Gallo struck out. And after the White Sox
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Speaker 1: announced that they had fired, they had decommissioned Joey Gallo.
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Speaker 1: Then Gallo I went on the social media. You see
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Speaker 1: what he said on there. No, Joey Gallo went on
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Speaker 1: social media and said that he has done as a
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Speaker 1: position player. Gallo indicated that he is going to become
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Speaker 1: a pitcher. That Gallo will attempt, at age thirty one
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Speaker 1: to change course on his career and attempt to become
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Speaker 1: a full time pitcher. So let us discuss as we
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Speaker 1: unpack this particular story, put into words what it means
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Speaker 1: for Joey Gallo to be fired by the White Sox.
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Speaker 1: So I've got Milli Vanilli, Pony, and belly buttons. We'll
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Speaker 1: combine all of these things together and we are going
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Speaker 1: to make deep dish Chicago pizza, which Joey Gallo is
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Speaker 1: going to have to travel to Chicago to eat because
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Speaker 1: he's no longer playing for the Chicago White Sox. But
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Speaker 1: my first thought here this is obviously rockbod. Imagine, if
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Speaker 1: you will, like in my world, how I relate to this.
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Speaker 1: If you're working at the lowest rated radio station in
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Speaker 1: town and not even working like you had good ratings,
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Speaker 1: and then the lowest rated radio station in town brought
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Speaker 1: you in and said, hey, we want to have you on,
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Speaker 1: but we want to have you on a trial period,
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Speaker 1: and you weren't good enough to crack the lineup. That's
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Speaker 1: Joey Gallup. I mean, my god, the White Sox. They're
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Speaker 1: not a major league team. They're like a team from
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Speaker 1: a movie, The Bad News Bears, if you know what
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Speaker 1: I mean, My god, and a hodgepodge of nothingness. You
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Speaker 1: look at the White Sox rotation, You're like, who's that guy?
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Speaker 1: I didn't even know that guy was alive. Where'd that
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Speaker 1: guy come from? That's the White Sox, all right. They
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Speaker 1: got a bunch of has bins and never was a
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Speaker 1: bunch of nobody's on that team. You've got the non
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Speaker 1: achievers on one side of the locker room and the
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Speaker 1: underachievers on the other. And that's White Sox baseball. And
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Speaker 1: Joey Gallo couldn't even make that squad. How low can
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Speaker 1: you go? And when you can't make the White Sox,
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Speaker 1: you can't make the White Sox roster out of spring
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Speaker 1: training after a biblically bad year a year ago. You
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Speaker 1: are sitting at pork Chop Island. You are right there,
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Speaker 1: right You're at a fork in the road, and you
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Speaker 1: got to decide which direction you're gonna go. And Joey
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Speaker 1: gal he had the name not the game. I had
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Speaker 1: the name not to He briefly played for the Dodgers,
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Speaker 1: like five minutes he was with the Dodgers, and I
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Speaker 1: was excited. I was like, Wow, this guy's gonna hit moonshots.
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Speaker 1: And he did during batting practice, and then when the
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Speaker 1: game started, not so much. And the thing that stands
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Speaker 1: out most about Gallo is this is one of those
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Speaker 1: guys that was supposed to take off when they changed
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Speaker 1: the rules. Remember that man Fraud Commissioner move where they
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Speaker 1: got rid of the shift. They banned the shift, and
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Speaker 1: Gallo was a guy that often just pulled the ball
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Speaker 1: and hit the ball into the shift when he made contact.
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Speaker 1: And so the banning of the shift by Major League
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Speaker 1: Baseball was supposed to transform Joey Gallo. He was on
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Speaker 1: the launching pad, he was going to take off. He
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Speaker 1: you know, he'd made a couple of All Star teams
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Speaker 1: to really get the full enjoyment out of watching this
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Speaker 1: guy perform baseball. It was going to be once they
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Speaker 1: got rid of the shift, he was going to become
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Speaker 1: a rock star. And instead of becoming a rock star,
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Speaker 1: how did that work out? Well, don't ask right. He
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Speaker 1: was so bad you wanted a puke in his mouth,
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Speaker 1: in your mouth, and his mouth and everyone's mouth. It
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Speaker 1: was terrible. But he was so bad, He's say rock star,
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Speaker 1: But it turned out he was really million veilly. He
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Speaker 1: was his lip syncing the entire time in twenty oh three.
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Speaker 1: What's my evidence? Let me give you my supporting evidence.
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Speaker 1: So in twenty oh three, the first season after Major
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Speaker 1: League Baseball got rid of the shift, Joey Gallo went
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Speaker 1: out and batted a buck seventy seven and struck out
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Speaker 1: over fifty percent of the time. So it doesn't matter
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Speaker 1: whether they have the shift or not if you strike
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Speaker 1: out fifty percent of the time. So he had one
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Speaker 1: hundred and forty two strikeouts in two hundred and eighty
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Speaker 1: two at bats. That was the first year. So well,
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Speaker 1: maybe just one year he'll be better. He'll be okay.
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Speaker 1: After a no, no, no no. So his average dropped
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Speaker 1: in twenty oh four. How low can you go? He
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Speaker 1: batt at a buck sixty one. So Gallo developed a
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Speaker 1: hole in his ozone layer and so bad that he
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Speaker 1: couldn't get a major league contract. He had to go
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Speaker 1: to the Chicago White Sox, and the White Sox gave
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Speaker 1: him an opportunity. And now he has been fired by
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Speaker 1: the worst team in baseball. They have said we don't
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Speaker 1: need you, we don't want you. Get out of here
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Speaker 1: now turning the page. So how are things looking? He says.
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Speaker 1: Gallo went on social media, Joy gallow says, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to become a pitcher. He sent out a little video
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Speaker 1: and I'm done playing the outfield and indicated that he's
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Speaker 1: going to become a pitcher. So how are things looking?
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Speaker 1: What's the outlook for Joey Gallo as a pitcher? Surprisingly
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Speaker 1: better than Joey Gallo as a position player. In fact,
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Speaker 1: I will give him on the malarads, I will give
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Speaker 1: him a forty percent chance Joey Gallo forty percent chance
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Speaker 1: of at least appearing in a major League baseball game
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Speaker 1: as a pitcher. So if you look ahead, I'm never
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Speaker 1: I'm never.
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Speaker 2: All.
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Speaker 1: So Gallo goes out there as a relief pitcher. Now,
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Speaker 1: some video clips were going around. Gallo's thirty one now,
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Speaker 1: so he's in the tail end of his athletic prime.
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Speaker 1: He's got, by my Malor math, he's got about four
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Speaker 1: years to figure this thing out, and really one year
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Speaker 1: to just throw away as a pitcher, and then the
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Speaker 1: following year twenty twenty six, he's got to come back gangbusters.
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Speaker 1: But there's some video of him in high school, which
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Speaker 1: was a long time ago. Now he's thirty one, but
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Speaker 1: Gallo in high school was thrown in the mid nineties.
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Speaker 1: And typically when these guys come back as position players
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Speaker 1: and then become pitchers, they usually have some kind of
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Speaker 1: gimmick pitch. And I would love to see Joey Gallo
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Speaker 1: take the Malord plan. He will become the most dominant
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Speaker 1: pitcher in baseball history if he just takes the Malor advice.
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Speaker 1: I've been advocating for this for years. So Joey Gal's
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Speaker 1: a rather large human being. He's got a master the knuckleball,
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Speaker 1: that fluttering, unhittable when it's right pitch, and Joey Gallop
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Speaker 1: masters the knuckleball and throws that about eighty five ninety
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Speaker 1: percent of the time. That pitch is typically about forty
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Speaker 1: miles an hour, forty five fifty miles an hour. And
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Speaker 1: then when you get two strikes on a battery, you
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Speaker 1: rare back and throw ninety five miles an hour. You
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Speaker 1: will lead baseball and strikeouts. You will dominate. You'll be unhittable. Now,
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Speaker 1: they're not gonna be unhittable all the time because the knuckleball,
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Speaker 1: there's sometimes the knuckleball doesn't flutter and all that. But man,
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Speaker 1: that's the way you do it. And he can be
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Speaker 1: the guy. But if you look at the big picture,
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Speaker 1: this is a tale as old as time itself. Joey
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Speaker 1: Gallo he wagered on the wrong pony. That pony was
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Speaker 1: named Joey Gallo. And there's a story that not a
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Speaker 1: lot of people are talking about. But when he was
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Speaker 1: with the Texas Rangers, he was an All star a
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Speaker 1: couple of times, and people thought, hey, it's pretty good,
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Speaker 1: high upside Joey Gallop. Blah blah blah blah blah. So
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Speaker 1: the Texas Rangers want to keep him. They offered Joey Gallo,
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Speaker 1: if my math is correct here, they offered him a
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Speaker 1: contract of eighty four million dollars in twenty oh one,
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Speaker 1: they said, you know what, we like you. We'll pay
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Speaker 1: you eighty four million. It could go all the way
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Speaker 1: up to like one hundred million with bonuses and whatnot.
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Speaker 1: And Scott Borrows and Joey Gallo got together and said,
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Speaker 1: you know what, No, that's not enough money. So Gallo
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Speaker 1: after twenty twenty one, the Rangers traded him to the Yankees,
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Speaker 1: and since that year he has made about seventeen million.
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Speaker 1: Now seven. If I made seventeen million, I'd never have
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Speaker 1: to work again. I'd think I'm the richest guy in
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Speaker 1: the world. And that's wonderful, and that's great. But when
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Speaker 1: somebody offers you eighty five million essentially, and you say no,
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Speaker 1: I don't want that on a better myself, and you've
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Speaker 1: only made seventeen million, and now you're leaving the sport.
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Speaker 1: No guarantee that Gallo comes back as a pitcher who goofed.
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Speaker 1: I've got to know by my math, that means he's
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Speaker 1: lost out on over sixty five million dollars that he
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Speaker 1: could have made had he taken the contract. And he's
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Speaker 1: made a fair amount of money in his career, so
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Speaker 1: it's not like he's gonna ever after work again. But
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Speaker 1: you left a lot of money on the table. You
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Speaker 1: bet on yourself. We always hear about it when it
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Speaker 1: works out. You don't hear about it as much when
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Speaker 1: it doesn't work out. But Gallo was offered eighty four
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Speaker 1: million by the Rangers. He said no, and ever since
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Speaker 1: then he has corkscrewed himself into the ground almost every
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Speaker 1: other bat. It's wild all right now. Final thought ahead
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Speaker 1: of the start of the baseball season this week in Japan,
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Speaker 1: the Dodgers and the Cubs show he oh Tani was
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Speaker 1: given the NOD as the number one player in all
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Speaker 1: of baseball, the best player, which means it's get us
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Speaker 1: all the rest. But the Major League Baseball State, the
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Speaker 1: news service the PROB the news service of the NFL,
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Speaker 1: their online website, pulled the more than one hundred, more
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Speaker 1: than one hundred players, number of topics, and the one
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Speaker 1: that we're talking about right now is who is the
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Speaker 1: top player in baseball heading into the year. The story
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Speaker 1: is not so much that Otani was at the very top.
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Speaker 1: It was that Bobby Witt Junior of the Kansas City
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Speaker 1: Royals was number two. So he was at number two,
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Speaker 1: and then the reigning American League MVP, Aaron Judge, was
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Speaker 1: number three. He was number three, number three, followed by
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Speaker 1: Mookie Betts of the Dodgers and Corey Seeger, former Dodger
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Speaker 1: of the Rangers. So the controversy is that the Yankee
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Speaker 1: fan base, there's a faction of Yankee fans who are
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Speaker 1: up in arms that are annoyed that Aaron Judge finished
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Speaker 1: third behind Bobby Witt Junior. Do they have a legitimate beef?
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Speaker 1: All right? So after a minutes long Mallard deliberation, I
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Speaker 1: have determined that they do not have a bit. This
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Speaker 1: is nothing to work yourself into. Allow that it is
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Speaker 1: subjective by nature. It is the opinion of people that
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Speaker 1: often don't watch all of baseball. The people that play
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Speaker 1: the game don't watch the game. They don't have time
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Speaker 1: because they're playing the game. Kind Of like my look
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Speaker 1: on sports radio. I don't listen to a lot of
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Speaker 1: sports radio because I'm doing sports radio. So I would
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Speaker 1: thing and then just keep my head down and stay
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Speaker 1: away from everyone else. So it's the same concept for
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Speaker 1: Major League Baseball players. And Aaron Judge is an offensive
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Speaker 1: dynamo and it opinions are like belly buttons, right then,
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Speaker 1: the any variety of belly buttons, because most of the
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Speaker 1: belly buttons, if you don't take the proper care of them,
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Speaker 1: that bacteria builds up and you get that belly button
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Speaker 1: cheese and it smells. Right, that's like opinions. A lot
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Speaker 1: of the opinions smell. And these things, again are subjective,
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Speaker 1: not objective. It's a personal perspective and preference on what
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Speaker 1: you like. But Aaron Judge is not a great defensive player,
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Speaker 1: and I'm very happy he's not. Otherwise the Yankees might
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Speaker 1: have come back and beaten the Dodgers in the World Series.
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Speaker 1: But he screwed up in center field and he's the
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Speaker 1: captain and he couldn't catch a routine ball in the
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Speaker 1: outfield and that helped the implosion of the Yankees. And
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Speaker 1: I thought it was great. I loved every second it was.
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Speaker 1: here Mallard, prop guy says, Iron Eagle tease Rafferty for
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Speaker 1: else do we have? Page down? Teasing him about his
20:02
Speaker 1: toe fungus from Lady Sideburns. King Rory says, cinnamon toast
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Speaker 1: crunch Hershey kisses is the answer? DJ Spin in Sun
20:14
Speaker 1: Diego says his break dancing moves. Who else do we have?
20:19
Speaker 1: Eileen says, Joey Gallo as a pitcher is the answer?
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Speaker 1: Inca Terror in Rochester, New York, going with his man
20:26
Speaker 1: boobs as the answer. Clip on ties from Ike and
20:29
Speaker 1: Rosewill Minnesota. J T the Wingman says, tease Bill raffery
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Speaker 1: about his comb over, and that was what that was about.
20:38
Speaker 1: A lot of man boob comments by truck stop fungus.
20:41
Speaker 1: Who else do we have page down? I can't read
20:45
Speaker 1: that out? Shannon Moyes says, the answer to the Mallet
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Speaker 1: riddle of the day is so difficult that even Gunner
20:51
Speaker 1: also can't figure it out, texting while being drunk guessed
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Speaker 1: by Kyle. Who else? See Jay? Hey, by the way,
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Speaker 1: CJ from the District back? It has been a while,
21:04
Speaker 1: but he is back from DC. We welcome you back.
21:07
Speaker 1: Who else do we have page down? I can't read
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Speaker 1: that on the air. All right, larae No, it's the
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Speaker 1: mallor riddle of the day.
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Speaker 5: Here we go, mal Yeah, I think he was teasing
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Speaker 5: him about the length of his pants.
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Speaker 1: Been length of his pants? All right? Is that your
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Speaker 1: final answer?
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Speaker 6: Yes?
21:22
Speaker 1: That is all right. You are wrong. Bad job by you.
21:25
Speaker 1: That is incorrect. You did not You win nothing. Go
21:28
Speaker 1: home now. Turns out at a long time long time
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Speaker 1: college basketball announcer and NBA announcer Iron Eagle, Iron Eagle
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Speaker 1: teasing Bill Rafterdy about still printing his boarding past. He
21:43
Speaker 1: still prints his boarding past Dinosaur. Well, if the Wi
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Speaker 1: Fi goes down or something like that your phone battery.
21:53
Speaker 1: Does you have a hard copy of the.
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Speaker 5: You don't kill trees in this day and age?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
21:58
Speaker 3: We do.
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Speaker 1: We actually we need to kill more trees, actually living
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Speaker 1: a lot of fires, a lot of fire paper.
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Speaker 5: Do you like the long paper or.
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Speaker 1: I do not like the all I feel I feel
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Speaker 1: like you screw it up.
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Speaker 5: I feel like I was going to fold them, but
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Speaker 5: I thought that looked No.
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Speaker 1: No, I feel I feel like there's like very long
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Speaker 1: long there's very long paper here, like you see this,
22:15
Speaker 1: This is like that. I don't like it either. Make
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Speaker 1: thought you did you screw up? Did you have too
22:19
Speaker 1: much weed? Or something like that? Did you mess up?
22:21
Speaker 1: Did you? Since I well, I don't know what you've
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Speaker 1: been doing. But all I know is this is very
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Speaker 1: large paper. It's a very it's hard to keep track
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Speaker 1: of it with like there's paper everywhere where. No, there is,
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Speaker 1: there's like lots of paper. And I thought you didn't
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Speaker 1: want to kill trees, so I.
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Speaker 5: Didn't know untill after it was done.
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Speaker 4: It's like you're like rolling out one of those like
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Speaker 4: pieces of parchment to announce the arrival of the king.
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Speaker 1: Oh here, ye oh man, I mean it's like so
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Speaker 1: much like in the copies, only like this part right,
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Speaker 1: this is like this like well no, no, no, it's
22:59
Speaker 1: all right that it's too late. Now we're past the
23:01
Speaker 1: midway point. What's your past halftime? You got to keep going.
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23:29
Speaker 1: H Now, I did an entire Mali monologue just about
23:31
Speaker 1: about Joey Gallo, and I did it for one person only,
23:35
Speaker 1: But I can't take the call right now because I
23:36
Speaker 1: have to take a guy cashing a golden ticket. Have
23:39
Speaker 1: you noticed that? Is that only one person using the
23:42
Speaker 1: golden tickets from the Benny one Like everyone that won
23:46
Speaker 1: got golden tickets, but only one person is actually using
23:49
Speaker 1: the golden tickets. And what is going on with that?
23:52
Speaker 1: Let's say a load of Jed who flay. I've got
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Speaker 1: a golden tickets. I've got this better, this better be
24:00
Speaker 1: good because you're keeping my Joey Gallo caller on hold.
24:03
Speaker 1: Bad job by you.
24:04
Speaker 6: It's three seventy something Central Standard time. Back to bag
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Speaker 6: Benny Winters calling in in the air everywhere. When he
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Speaker 6: goes to me in the reverse, last name, first man
24:17
Speaker 6: of it, Ben, he says, Yet, won't you try some normality?
24:22
Speaker 3: Then?
24:22
Speaker 6: You know I wouldn't like how that goes. I'd rather
24:25
Speaker 6: tweek him than track, hang up and then call right back.
24:28
Speaker 6: You don't believe me at scoop because he knows that
24:32
Speaker 6: I was talking about swinging and swinging the clubs. Dude,
24:34
Speaker 6: be this fad of that locker room trying to swing
24:37
Speaker 6: your club, Scott. I don't want to see you swing
24:38
Speaker 6: your club everywhere. It's an oversized driver or a sandwig.
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Speaker 3: Man.
24:42
Speaker 6: Don't do that. You did a Tomorrow life for one person. Man,
24:44
Speaker 6: You've never done that for me again. You know it
24:46
Speaker 6: was good, it was worth that. Everybody knows that I
24:48
Speaker 6: hadn't heard the tone yet. I'm not going you're trying
24:53
Speaker 6: in to borrow.
24:54
Speaker 3: That's you where I go.
24:56
Speaker 6: Affininity. That's what he had a lot of afidentity.
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Speaker 3: He sticks about a.
25:00
Speaker 6: Blind baseball team?
25:01
Speaker 3: Does that gout a lie?
25:01
Speaker 6: Or is that the Northeast in just liberal craziness?
25:06
Speaker 3: Dude, a blind baseball team? How blind that did? What
25:10
Speaker 3: does that mean? What does that mean? They've been sponsored
25:12
Speaker 3: by blind dot com?
25:13
Speaker 2: What is that?
25:14
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's the hick of the mind?
25:15
Speaker 3: Did in the field? What is that?
25:16
Speaker 6: That is the blind in the field hit the ball?
25:19
Speaker 6: I don't know.
25:20
Speaker 3: Go to your stupid ass dollar.
25:26
Speaker 5: I loved his song. That was really good.
25:27
Speaker 1: Enjoy that. You should have ended it after the song,
25:30
Speaker 1: like that would have been a fine call if it
25:31
Speaker 1: had been after the song. But then he didn't end
25:33
Speaker 1: it after the song, and then then yeah, all right,
25:35
Speaker 1: that's go now. Call of the night. We sail all
25:39
Speaker 1: to Stephen in North Dakota, the one Joey gallow call
25:43
Speaker 1: I could get. Hello, Stephen, this.
25:46
Speaker 3: Is amazing, Ben Maller. I can't believe it. It's been
25:51
Speaker 3: like two years since I've talked to you. Steamen from
25:54
Speaker 3: North Dakota screaming speed.
25:57
Speaker 1: Where have you been for the last couple of years?
26:00
Speaker 3: I worked nice, I worked such weird hours. I farm
26:02
Speaker 3: and I have a factory job.
26:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, what about what about our show? Though? Yeah?
26:09
Speaker 3: Once I listened for at least two hours, two hours
26:15
Speaker 3: almost while I come home from work and I showered.
26:19
Speaker 1: How many animals do you have on your farm?
26:21
Speaker 3: We have chickens, We have white and chickens, chickens, and
26:24
Speaker 3: we do vegetable farmers.
26:25
Speaker 1: Are your vegetable farmers? Okay? And so did the chickens
26:28
Speaker 1: respond when you're out there screaming? Do the chickens like it?
26:31
Speaker 3: When you're chickens love us? Man? Have the big family
26:34
Speaker 3: get together type thing? Yeah, got eggs and we butcher
26:38
Speaker 3: chickens and eat them, and we grow vegetables and eat
26:41
Speaker 3: them and sell them.
26:42
Speaker 1: Yeah, how's farming? How's the farming business? Things? All right there?
26:47
Speaker 3: The big farming business is pretty good. Yeah. My parents
26:50
Speaker 3: got out of farming years ago because we didn't have
26:52
Speaker 3: enough land.
26:53
Speaker 1: Okay, you gotta have a lot of that now. What
26:55
Speaker 1: I like the whole egg thing. I know the price
26:57
Speaker 1: of eggs is starting to go down a little bit,
26:59
Speaker 1: Like you can you give us a farmer inside perspective?
27:02
Speaker 1: What was really going on with the eggs?
27:04
Speaker 3: Well, you know, if they say it's waterfall, they say
27:08
Speaker 3: it's waterfall that causes his burke flue. That that that that,
27:11
Speaker 3: and we we are a small time. You know, there
27:14
Speaker 3: is a large egg company here, not that far away
27:18
Speaker 3: Forest River eggs. But it's the it's the waterfall that
27:23
Speaker 3: contaminate our in fact, the turkeys and the chickens, and
27:27
Speaker 3: that's what gives them the disease because a lot of
27:29
Speaker 3: them are in those chickens never see the light of day.
27:32
Speaker 3: Ours are partially open range in the winter.
27:36
Speaker 1: No, no, you be dead chickens.
27:40
Speaker 2: Right.
27:41
Speaker 3: We got rid of Miguelson normal the twins did for
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Speaker 3: Joey Galloll. Do you remember I do?
27:47
Speaker 1: Yeah, And Miguelson tried to make you with the angels.
27:49
Speaker 1: They didn't work out for him with the angels either, but.
27:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's just crazy, you know. And then he
27:54
Speaker 3: was like Rob Deer. You remember who Robs Deer? Oh?
27:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're old, you're like mayas you have Rob
27:58
Speaker 1: Deer for those of us are on my age, was
28:00
Speaker 1: like that. He was the epitome of I'm going to
28:03
Speaker 1: hit a home runner strikeout and that's.
28:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be fifty nine.
28:08
Speaker 1: So yeah, there you go, all right, robbed here with
28:10
Speaker 1: the with the brew crew man back in the late eighties.
28:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, Herby Pocket. Can't her back?
28:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, Herbie, yeah, yeah, the Minnesota Twins, yeah, Herbie.
28:19
Speaker 3: But anyway, there's a couple other things. It just seems
28:21
Speaker 3: crazy that an athletic director can be on a selection committee,
28:26
Speaker 3: and how many more athletic directors are on fleshing committee?
28:29
Speaker 1: Is this kind of well I don't have the names,
28:31
Speaker 1: but this has been pretty regular. There's always a bunch
28:34
Speaker 1: of athletic directors now there.
28:36
Speaker 3: And another thing I was dish honest with Coop. I
28:39
Speaker 3: really wanted to talk about university and North Dakota women's rowing.
28:43
Speaker 1: Keey oh man, you knew that I wanted to talk
28:46
Speaker 1: about that too, didn't you? You knew that I told you?
28:48
Speaker 1: Did I not tell you? Lorena? I hope we can
28:50
Speaker 1: talk some rowing from North Dakota on the show. Yeah.
28:54
Speaker 3: The Red River, the Great Red River of the North,
28:56
Speaker 3: the only river in North America that frost directly north
29:00
Speaker 3: into Lake Winnipeg.
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Speaker 1: Did you know that, Lorena y.
29:05
Speaker 3: History Channel, Beloved Children.
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Speaker 1: That's right, man, You know there is educational this is educational.
29:13
Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, And.
29:15
Speaker 3: The rowing team. I was a substance or a helper
29:19
Speaker 3: to a helper to an assistant to assistant on the
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Speaker 3: women's rowing team University of North Dakolina coop. And don't
29:26
Speaker 3: you know what those women are tough? They're strong.
29:29
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, why that water is not warm, that's cold water.
29:32
Speaker 3: No, no, that's so anyway, you know you said and
29:36
Speaker 3: want to be listening by the end of the show
29:38
Speaker 3: because of Joey yellating. But I'm listening.
29:40
Speaker 1: There you go. We got you man and screaming. Stephen.
29:43
Speaker 1: Now you're the real streaming Stevie. You gotta gotta you
29:47
Speaker 1: gotta call me more than two years, all right, you
29:49
Speaker 1: gotta called me one too.
29:50
Speaker 3: I was on a game show once. You guys laughed
29:52
Speaker 3: at me because I said like seventeen when I was
29:55
Speaker 3: asked to take a number from one to ten.
29:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that is that is rather odd that you
29:59
Speaker 1: would pick seven. I mean where I came from, I
30:02
Speaker 1: didn't know that that was between one and ten. But
30:04
Speaker 1: maybe maybe in North Dakota they teach that. I don't know.
30:07
Speaker 3: I have I'm pretty birthed. I have seventeen years of
30:10
Speaker 3: clean time. I'm an addict, an alcoholic. Okay, touch its
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Speaker 3: seventeen years.
30:16
Speaker 1: Good job by you look at you, proudy good job.
30:20
Speaker 1: All right, buddy, all right, go don't kill some chickens. Okay,
30:26
Speaker 1: all right, all right, I'm hanging up on you too much.
30:28
Speaker 1: I'll go away. Thank you. Let's go butcher a chicken.
30:34
Speaker 1: That's all you gotta. Screaming, Steven, that's it. Legend, legend
30:38
Speaker 1: on the show every two years, like clockworks, screaming. Stephen
30:41
Speaker 1: calls up. Let's say hello now to America's favorite drag
30:43
Speaker 1: queen caller. And we say hello to Felexis, who's in Buffalo,
30:48
Speaker 1: part of Bill's mafia. Hello, Felexus, Oh my god.
30:53
Speaker 2: Streaming streamings now it's like a chicken and black mollis We.
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Speaker 1: Can we get back to scream with Stephen? Or is
31:01
Speaker 1: jed whuo fled? Still there? Do we have that?
31:03
Speaker 2: No?
31:05
Speaker 3: Hello?
31:06
Speaker 1: Oh you want to get on the air?
31:09
Speaker 3: Yeah?
31:10
Speaker 1: Are you sure about that?
31:11
Speaker 5: I don't know, I know right now?
31:15
Speaker 2: Hi, No, boy, honey, I love your gorgeous. Don't ever
31:22
Speaker 2: forget that.
31:23
Speaker 3: Okay, Connie, thank you, thank you.
31:25
Speaker 1: No, he's talking to me. He was talking to me.
31:27
Speaker 1: Felexus was talking to me. I know you think I'm gorgeous.
31:29
Speaker 1: I'm very kind of you to say that.
31:35
Speaker 2: You don't want me to tell you what.
31:40
Speaker 3: I do.
31:40
Speaker 1: I mean, he'd bann you from the show.
31:42
Speaker 2: You know, you're like Herman Monster and Drag Connie.
31:46
Speaker 1: Don't forget really Herman Monster and Drag.
31:49
Speaker 2: Interesting girls because they're together.
31:51
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, we did? Yes, all right, Lorena, you love
31:55
Speaker 1: drag shows. You're a big fan of drag shows. I've
31:57
Speaker 1: been to a couple of wonder women love the drag
31:59
Speaker 1: so much.
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Speaker 5: I don't ru Paul convention too. I'm supposed to go
32:02
Speaker 5: this week as well.
32:04
Speaker 1: We'll get the whole My wife likes the drag shows too.
32:06
Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't get the whole thing. But
32:08
Speaker 1: does people are into it? They love it? All right?
32:11
Speaker 1: For anything else? For Lexus?
32:12
Speaker 4: Is that it?
32:12
Speaker 2: Yes? Well, you know, you know we got the big
32:17
Speaker 2: March coming up.
32:18
Speaker 1: You know, let's actually we're more than halfway through the
32:21
Speaker 1: month of March. I believe now right, it's March seventeenth.
32:23
Speaker 1: We're more than halfway through.
32:25
Speaker 2: On top about what March mad.
32:28
Speaker 1: Oh, March madness? Are you mad because of college basketball?
32:31
Speaker 1: Are you mad because of that?
32:33
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm mad talking running and the coach is a
32:36
Speaker 2: big ding rod.
32:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I gotta go, all right, And you
32:42
Speaker 1: got anything else the same thing. Go ahead, or Ald,
32:44
Speaker 1: so hang up, hang up on yourself, please go hang up.
32:47
Speaker 1: You do the proper thing, hang up and think. There
32:50
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32:56
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34:24
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34:27
Speaker 1: Who here were you talking to?
34:28
Speaker 3: Sons?
34:29
Speaker 1: Here some interesting advice hold that though no one's paid
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34:34
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34:37
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34:50
Speaker 6: Now?
34:50
Speaker 1: It is selection Sunday now and Mondays. Thanks Patty's Day.
34:54
Speaker 1: And I think you about doing something with the Irish,
34:56
Speaker 1: but instead we'll just goof on the selection committee. People
34:59
Speaker 1: up at arms, North Carolina, got in West Virginia. Did not,
35:03
Speaker 1: so people upset about that. Advice to the Selection Committee
35:08
Speaker 1: to not goof up in future years as we are
35:11
Speaker 1: into march madness. Advice. Please, all right, let's see who
35:15
Speaker 1: do we have any meenie miney moe. We'll start with
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Speaker 1: you on line one at eight seven seven ninety nine
35:19
Speaker 1: on Fox. Advice to the Selection Committee.
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Speaker 3: Hello, Line one, conspiracy theory, morning.
35:24
Speaker 1: Time, Oh Rick and Maryland. Thank you, Rick. Let's go
35:27
Speaker 1: to you. Hello, you're on the air. Advice to the
35:29
Speaker 1: Selection Committee.
35:31
Speaker 3: The committee should send my father there a birthday card.
35:33
Speaker 3: Happy birthday down.
35:34
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I think you need to actually send him
35:37
Speaker 1: one and not just say that you said that on
35:38
Speaker 1: the radio. Hello, caller, you're on the air. Advice to
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Speaker 1: the Selection Committee. Please all right, caller's not there. We'll
35:44
Speaker 1: go to you online. Let's go over to line for
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Speaker 1: line four. Hello, line four.
35:48
Speaker 6: If you want to send me your pennies in the
35:50
Speaker 6: mail and you're a chick, all.
35:52
Speaker 1: Right, thank you. I think we're good on that, Tony A.
35:54
Speaker 1: Line five, Hello, line five.
35:57
Speaker 3: Screw this Selection committee, cal State Fullerton got snow.
36:00
Speaker 1: We beg I agree. I think the ant eaters got screwed.
36:03
Speaker 3: Man.
36:03
Speaker 1: They're the number one seed though in the n I T. Hello.
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Speaker 1: Line line six, you're on the airline six. Hello, Oh,
36:12
Speaker 1: I don't know is that the real pokey place? I
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Speaker 1: think it was? Was it really?
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Speaker 3: All right?
36:16
Speaker 1: All right? Line one, I hear you. Line one, you're
36:19
Speaker 1: on the airline one. Advice to the selection committee. They
36:21
Speaker 1: got North Carolina in but not West Virginia. Hello, do
36:25
Speaker 1: you know what they need to do? Bring Eddie Garcia
36:28
Speaker 1: there you go, bring and bring Eddie back? All right?
36:30
Speaker 1: Line too, Hello, line too, you're on the airline too.
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Speaker 6: You mean to tell megs going down just the for
36:35
Speaker 6: Easter morning time?
36:37
Speaker 1: I love that morning time. Rick and Maryland. Hello, Line
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Speaker 1: three at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox unscreened radio.
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Speaker 1: The safety and it is off Line three. Your advice
36:48
Speaker 1: to the selection committee. Oh yeah, that's it. That's the
36:52
Speaker 1: guy right there. That's the original, that's the original recipe.
36:56
Speaker 1: That's no substitution. Line four, you're on the airline four.
36:59
Speaker 2: Hello, coming to work drunk tomorrow?
37:01
Speaker 3: You'll get it right?
37:02
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a Sean the hood guy checking in. Uh alright,
37:07
Speaker 1: no comment on that. Line five. Hello, line five, See
37:12
Speaker 1: that was a fake guy. See that was not that
37:14
Speaker 1: was not the real pokey pokey pokey guy. And that
37:17
Speaker 1: is a reference to if you've been with the show
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Speaker 1: a long time, password the word game of Stars, this
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Speaker 1: guy Guy Bergman, Greg Bergman, pinkeye and uh and that
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Speaker 1: and call her back many years ago. Hello. Line six,
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Speaker 1: you're on the air line six. Hello.
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Speaker 3: Yes, what you need to do is become a Minnesota
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Speaker 3: boking fans baby.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Then you're really experienced losing.
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Speaker 4: Hello.
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Speaker 1: Line one, you're on the airline one.
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Speaker 6: The selection committee to consult with the bcs.
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Speaker 3: They never screwed anything.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, never at all, absolutely correct. Give me advice
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Speaker 1: to these selection committee people up in arms. North Carolina
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Speaker 1: got in and West Virginia did not. This is supposedly
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Speaker 1: a big college basketball outrage. Line two, you're on the
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Speaker 1: airline too, Hello, yeah, easy, bringing dorch okay, all right,
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Speaker 1: I'm don put your pants on. Line three, Hello, line three,
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Speaker 1: you're on the air go tell me along, all right.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what do you say? I couldn't tell
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Speaker 1: me along? Sell me alarm. Well that's Rob Parker. Oh,
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Speaker 1: this is blind Scott.
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Speaker 3: Yes, my mom's coming in today.
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Speaker 6: She's gonna help me clean.
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Speaker 1: Your mom used to wash your mouth out with soap
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Speaker 1: and water. Line five, Hello, you're on the air Line five.
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Speaker 1: All right, how many phones does that guy have?
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Speaker 3: Eight?
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Speaker 1: Seven, seven ninety nine on Fox? Will keep the bring
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Speaker 1: the dose guy off the air Line six, you're on
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Speaker 1: the air Hello. Line six, Okay, that was not that
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Speaker 1: was the fake one. That was not the real one.
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Speaker 1: Now Line one will keep going unscreened phone calls as
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Speaker 1: we up the call count. Line one, you're on the
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Speaker 1: Airline one. Line one's not paying attention. We're going to
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Speaker 1: line to Hello. Line two, I watch you out, Lorena, Jerry,
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Speaker 1: I don't like Yeah, we need to wears my baseball
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Speaker 1: guy to call back again. We missed the words. I
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Speaker 1: think that was a fake. I know it's you person.
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Speaker 1: Oh you think that it sounded a little bit like
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Speaker 1: our friend in Iowa? It did what it was Sam who?
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Speaker 3: All right?
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Speaker 1: Line three, Hello, you're on the air Line three.
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Speaker 6: Go you gotta get Jackie Moon to wrestle.
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Speaker 3: A live bear.
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Speaker 1: That's a great idea. Can we set that up?
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Speaker 3: All right?
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Speaker 1: Line four, I think they still do that in Russia.
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Speaker 1: Line four, Hello, See now we're just being hijacked by
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Speaker 1: fake pokey pokey pokey people. Line five, Hello, Okay, call
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Speaker 1: a doctor. Line six, you're on their advice of the
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Speaker 1: selection committee. Line six.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they should take two weeks of quit.
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Speaker 1: There you go. That sounds like jackass. Just quickly coke.
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Speaker 1: Pick one line too, line till you're on their go.
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Speaker 1: Let we be love Long Beach, Long Beach State. Really,
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Speaker 1: what's their mascot? Now they went woke, I don't know
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Speaker 1: what their mascot anymore.