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He Never Holds Back! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.2.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Okay, we gotta talk about this. Now,
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  some of the advice I give on this show can be
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  a little ridiculous. Copy it over the top! I'm
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  really not like this in real life, but I do have
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  opinions on this show that I say that I fully
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  believe in. And one of them is preaching against
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  a clout chasing women. I am not a fan of them.
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  And I've been a victim of it. Granted, I was
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  getting laid, so I wasn't really that much of
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  a victim. But I've been through the ringer when
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  it comes to women using me for whatever clout
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  I am. And I saw it in Neon. And Alabama Barker.
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  Now, Alabama Barker is the daughter, obviously,
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  of Travis Barker. And she's pretty hot. But she's
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  like, what, 21 and looks like a sex doll. It's
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  very strange. She's a cute girl. I'd plow her.
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  But I'm just saying, like, she just kind of icks
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  me out. And this poor neon guy, this streamer,
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  he's not poor, he's rich. But this guy, you know
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  what I think? First of all, he was in high school
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  during COVID. So he's already a little messed
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  up. And then you end up going on a website called
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  Kik, where you're streaming live to the world.
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  And everyone's having, as they like to say, the
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  hot new term, parasocial relationship with you.
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  And it's going dandy. It's going wonderful. And
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  you see Alabama Barker. And you know it's just
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  kind of illegal. You don't have a chance. So
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  what do you do? You buy her a $30 ,000 Birkin
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  bag and all your other streaming friends and
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  friendly neighborhood podcasters like Ryan Hoppy
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  of Javier. Hell, you did. She's using you. And
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  you continue to try to win her over. Even though
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  there's been plenty of girls that seem much more
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  normal than we've seen on his videos of him at
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  the club and he's like afraid to talk to them.
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  And she was kind of mad that he was talking to
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  this one girl. Well, she got caught quote unquote
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  cheating. As one of the days that she hung out
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  with Neon, maybe three, four weeks ago, there
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  was an Instagram story of a guy kissing her.
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  And she was in the same outfit. Breaking down.
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  She did not cheat on me. Just like one more thing,
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  like the narrative of me using people, I can't
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  use anybody if I'm having it. So please. One
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  more thing, like, we're not going to get online
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  and we're going to act like I'm like a cheater
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  or something. Yeah, because you were never with
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  him. That is on him. We're thinking you're with
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  him. That is a him problem. Like, we're just
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  not going to do that. I am a single person. Oh,
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  you know, that crushes me. Because I've been
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  there, dude. Like, everybody calm the fuck down.
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  Oh, she sounds like a delight. Here's another
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  video. This is Alabama Barker Day. Here she is,
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  addressing Neon. Let's see if this video is actually
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  her addressing Neon, or if it's something else.
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  I didn't kill anybody. We're not going to act
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  delusional. No one's going to act delusional.
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  And I really, really deeply care for Neon. Yay,
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  friend zones. Mm -hmm. Very deeply here for Neon.
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  Me and Neon are getting to know each other. Outside
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  and... Neon, you know when you're laying at home
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  wondering what she's up to? You know... Outside
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  of... I know it's kind of hard for you to talk.
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  Ah, this is going to crush his soul. I was just
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  hanging out with him. Okay. She didn't say it's
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  fake or AI. Neon, I blew another guy, I'm sorry.
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  Daddy, you gotta remember, he's what, 21, 22?
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  I believe he's 22. How old is Neon? Let me look
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  this up in the club. Because I'm going to base,
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  because I'm telling you, I've been there. Neon
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  is 21, not even 22. He's a successful guy. He
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  comes from an Indian family, so he has morals.
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  And I've been there, dude. I've been there. I
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  get it. She's a piece of ass. I get it. You feel
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  like because you're so successful and you're
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  just becoming a legend day by day, because I
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  do like Neon. I'm sure you were 15 during COVID,
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  so it's excused. Because I have to say, if you
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  were in high school during COVID, you were a
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  little messed up. Just a little bit. I'm single.
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  Neon's single. That's going to crush his heart.
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  Me and Neon are just going to continue to get
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  to know each other. Good luck with that. I think
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  you deserve one of those nightclub girls that
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  seems nicer. By the way, I've been to Earth.
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  There was this girl named Hannah. She was the
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  bus down to Cleveland. I believe now she's a
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  bartender. I bet she's taken a lot of guys home.
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  I have a few stories about Hannah. They're all
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  dramatic. First of all, Hannah decides She, uh,
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  gosh, she liked me because I worked on a radio
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  show in Cleveland. And she was 19 years old,
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  Snapchatted me from community college. I was
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  21. And I got in trouble for Snapchatting her
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  during work. Son, what do I do? I take her out
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  on the dates. We went on multiple dates. Made
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  out on my bed, whatever. Candles lit is very
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  delightful. is not good at kissing. And you gotta
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  remember that part. Later on. So what happens,
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  ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls? I end up
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  leaving the radio show. And she starts to distance
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  herself from me, but continues to hang out with
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  me. So there's two instances where one time I
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  went to Harry Buffalo and Cleveland Bar. And
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  I thought she was my date. And all of a sudden,
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  after I bought her a few drinks, Because, boy,
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  could she drink. I bought her a few drinks, and
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  then she left with that guy. Oh, but they're
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  just, you know, going to play hockey sack, but
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  a different sack, at 3 a .m. And here's the real
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  dramatic one. Oh, it's in Cleveland City, right
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  by all the factories. I mean, go out. Me, this
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  dude named Mikey that, like, views my Snapchats.
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  And then, good old, this guy named Ryan, and
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  he was a pretty boy. Had a nice office job, 25
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  years old, making good money in Cleveland. It
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  was even okay money in 2015, you were making
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  good money in Cleveland. And I bring him, and
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  he ends up blowing her! But there were plenty
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  of other girls that were, Trying to hang out
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  with me. But I had to have Hannah. And I never
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  quite got Hannah. I got pieces of Hannah. That
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  sounds very disturbing. We made out. I had you
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  on on the radio. Don't remember. I sucked the
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  bacon out. You were one of my first. If you were
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  such a pro, you would have taught me. That's
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  why I prefer older women. 856 -49 -HAPPY. This
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  is a neon. You gotta relax, dude. Because now
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  he's depressed and he's making these videos.
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  I can't play that because of copyright, but it's
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  him wiping his nose, acting like he's trying
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  not to cry. Here's another clip. Some streamer
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  named Cheezer calls him to check on him after
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  he found out his crush was kissing another man.
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  Cheezer's calling me? What the hell? What the
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  hell? Yo! What's annoying about these streamers
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  is they're trying to act like he's not above
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  it. Dude, you're crying. It's okay. I cried out
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  of hand. Okay. Have a good day, bro. Yeah, he's
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  doing that annoying little Gen Z thing. It's
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  like he's a teenager. But I was there. I ain't
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  judging. He just doesn't want to listen to anybody.
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  I was thinking, oh, these streamers, when they're
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  like... How old? 37. They're going to be looking
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  back on these clips. Neon will be married with
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  a nice kid. And she'll just be like 37 and just
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  watch them. And she'll wish she was with him.
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  Because she'll have been through like 200 guys.
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  And listen, I am not someone that punishes. I
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  don't care who you bang. That she will have a
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  body count. Mm -hmm. As long as the CVS receipt.
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  And that is that. I am. Mm -hmm. This show has
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  Whatever. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And
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  me. RyanHoppyRadio. Oh, my God. This freaking
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  morning, man. Jesus Christ. You don't want to
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  know what happened? Last night I was at home
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  stoned. You know what? It's 11 .45 at night.
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  I can either go to bed or I can drive to Wawa
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  and get a ton of candy. I didn't have a stomachache
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  the whole night. and i decided on that no regrets
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  i survived but then this morning around i don't
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  know 7 00 a .m the sun's coming out obviously
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  that's what happens every morning it would be
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  a problem if the sun didn't come out but i have
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  like a balcony That overlooks the pool is very
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  nice. I take it for granted. But what I'm saying
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  to you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  is the way the apartment's set up, when the sun
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  rises, it's not like I can quite see it, but
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  it goes right into my apartment. And my curtains
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  are not very thick, so a lot of times I have
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  to face the wall when I sleep. Now, I was facing
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  against the wall trying to get a little more
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  R &R before the day. And all of a sudden, I start
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  feeling a little warmer. And I'm really sensitive
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  to air conditioning. I'm a princess about it.
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  It's because growing up, I didn't have the best
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  AC. so then what happened when i moved to florida
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  i didn't have the best ac for seven years then
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  i moved in with my ex in my current apartment
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  and then i become an ac for the 26 years i didn't
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  have good ac now that i have real good ac i love
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  it And I could feel that the air wasn't on. You
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  cannot get it past me. I can tell if someone's
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  going up a temperature or two. My skin gets really
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  itchy. And what happened, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, is that I get up and I'm kind
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  of having a little bit of a heat headache. And
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  I was kind of like... 74 degrees. And I know
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  for some people, they're like, oh my God, that's
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  where my house is at. Mine's usually at 66 or
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  67. I bring it up when I leave, but at night,
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  I love it cold. I pour it in my mouth when she
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  visits. She's like wearing a hoodie. I love it.
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  I love it cold. But I had to put in a work order
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  through the app. And I'm not always supposed
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  to, you know, not always run it cold, but if
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  it's hot out. It's hot. Now, I'm not from here.
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  I'm not from Florida. When I say here, I shouldn't
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  assume that all my listeners are in Florida because
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  people listening at Fargo are like, he's not
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  from here. No, but I am from Chicago. I moved
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  to Florida 11 years ago, so I'm not used to the
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  heat. You know how sensitive Chicago is about
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  cold weather? I'm going to tell you how sensitive
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  Chicago is about hot weather. Cold weather, whatever
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  they can deal with it. I said that backwards.
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  The difference is when it's 90 degrees out for
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  three, four days in a row in Chicago, everyone
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  stays inside. Oh, the local news, you know, goes
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  live and interrupts the Price is Right to tell
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  you in July 2008 that it's 90 degrees out. That's
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  every day in Florida. It's a little different.
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  See, I remember I came from a cold climate. And
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  that's what I'm saying. I love the people that
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  are from the Midwest that tell themselves that
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  they love the cold more than the heat. That's
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  a weird thing. That means you're a homebody.
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  That means you don't want to go outside. Because
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  for me, when I hear this, this is the sound of
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  winter wind. I would rather be sweating my butt
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  off. Gotta make sure I clean my balls before
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  the girl comes over. I'd rather be sweating my
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  balls off than being called. Maybe that's just
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  me. It probably is just me. Because you know
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  what? I'm sick of it, man. That's why I got the
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  haircut today. I'm going to turn this off. Space
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  it, man. My freaking sweating is out of control,
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  dude. This is going to turn on so many girls
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  when I say this. Oh, my God. You're going to
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  have to change your panties after hearing this.
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  You're going to be so turned on. During the day,
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  it gets so sweaty in my shoes that I bring a
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  pair of socks and I put the other ones in the
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  truck. No, they smell. My feet get all sweaty.
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  It's terrible. Oh my God, it must be so good
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  being a huge person. It sucks. Everyone looks
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  at you. You're never anonymous. Everyone has
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  to make jokes about your height. And you sweat
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  easily because you're a bigger body. But oh yeah,
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  during sex, you bring the ruckus, dude. You just
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  go to pound town. So I went to Chicago and Minneapolis
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  seven weeks ago. The fastest seven weeks of my
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  life. And it was a very monumental trip. One
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  of getting laid 20 times in Minnesota. And then
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  one of visiting family in Chicago. And I will
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  tell you, ladies and gentlemen, all boys and
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  girls, I have not, you know, worked out since
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  before that trip. I came back and I had to get
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  ready to work with MJ. I love me some touch knit,
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  but still an adjustment to get up early in the
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  morning. So then for about two weeks, it was
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  all about MJ. Mm -hmm. And then after that, catching
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  up on sleep, that all of a sudden, I realized
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  I had not gone swimming in about, I don't know,
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  two months. I can feel my gut getting a little
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  bigger. Mm -hmm. I need to go back to getting
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  in shape. I got to go swimming. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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  So last night, it's like 8 o 'clock. I'm really
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  hype. So I go, you know what? I'm going to go
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  swim. Whenever the pool in my complex is really
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  quiet, unless it's like February or March, usually,
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  especially now it's going to be summer break,
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  usually that means it's closed. But I had hope.
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  So I went to my pool that overlooks my balcony.
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  It was closed. It was closed. Then I drove to
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  the one in the middle of the complex. It was
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  closed. All I wanted to do was swim. That's all
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  I wanted. Because I have realized that my body
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  is not meant to work out. Not at all. There's
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  no reason for my body to work out. Even if I
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  do proper stretches, and I do proper whatever,
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  my freaking back always hurts. People go, what
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  are you doing? No, I'm doing it right. I'm not
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  an idiot. But still, when I have that back pain.
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  Now, if you get back pain while bringing the
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  ruckus to a woman, that feels like an accomplishment.
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  I just went at it. Oh, I did. When you hurt your
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  back lifting, it feels pointless. Or she said,
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  what did I get out of it? Maybe a little muscle
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  tone, but my back hurts and I can't contribute
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  more to that muscle tone. So it just kind of
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  feels like a waste of time. So I'm literally,
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  yesterday I was talking to my psychiatrist. See
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  him every three months. I try to tell him as
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  little as possible about my radio career. He
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  would listen to the show and be like, we got
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  to lock them up. No, no. He's like, anything
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  new? Because we see each other. We cuddle. No.
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  We do a Zoom call every three months. And since
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  March 3rd, that was three months ago. How time
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  flies. But sincerely, it did not feel like it
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  had been that long. So I'm kind of having deja
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  vu where I'm outside of the camera bar on a Zoom
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  call talking to my shrink. And he's like, well,
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  has anything new happened? I'm like, not really.
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  Nothing new. And it kind of made me realize that
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  my life is full of first world problems, damn
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  it. That's what it really is. My mom's on the
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  team. I got a cute ass kid. No. Some could say,
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  I'll be a single. There's good perks about being
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  single. You can listen to whatever you want at
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  whatever time. Mm -hmm. You can watch whatever
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  you want at whatever time. Mm -hmm. But there
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  are also a lot of nights and nothing beats the
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  feeling of a woman holding you from behind. I
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  said holding from behind. I know it's pride,
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  man. That's not how I roll. I'm only interested
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  in one entrance and I've never been one that
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  goes in the back door of my house. I had to make
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  that joke. It's Pride Month. As my pansexual
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  friend said to me, a hole is a hole. That's not
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  how I roll. But hey, in Pride Month, maybe I'll
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  try it out. I'm kidding. 856 -49 -HOPI. And I've
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  been seeing lately, there's been more news about
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  NFL going around. And like, it's kind of exciting
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  in the way that you're like, oh my God. That
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  means the NFL is right around the corner. Then
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  I also have the existential thing where I'm like,
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  you know what that means? That means that we
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  got to really appreciate the summer. We got to,
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  what is that? Let me say my days are just until
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  the NFL returns when the National Football League
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  returns. That day is September 10th and that
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  is exactly 100 days from today. 100 days. And
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  those 100 days are going to fly by. September
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  10th, they're going to be like, oh my God, it's
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  the opening. It's going to be like this. It's
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  going to be an opening segment. We're going to
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  be having so much fun. It's going to be September
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  10th. The summer flew by. Oh, hey, it's the beginning
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  of the NFL season. This is hobby hour. We're
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  going to break down everything happening. It's
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  going to be a great segment. But what I'm saying
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  is, until then, got to appreciate the moment.
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  So everybody said, oh my God. Because then you
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  know what that means? That means colder weather
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  and shorter days. So I'm actually kind of excited
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  that the NBA is ending. I don't really watch
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  the NHL because my dad loved it. I got daddy
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  issues. So I rebelled and I like the NBA. So
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  it's one of those things that I'll watch the
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  Stanley Cup Finals, whatever, if it's on, whatever,
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  I'm going to cover it. I don't watch it. But
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  I'm all about the NBA, and I need a break from
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  it, man. It's been nice going to bed earlier,
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  not having to stay up till 1 to watch a playoff
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  game, especially since Peacock and Amazon began
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  the games at 11 when it used to begin right after
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  the 730 game when it was on TNT. But also, the
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  games might be later, and you might get less
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  Charles Barkley. Because those Peacock and Amazon
• 25:56
  shows are politically correct. Nonsense! But
• 26:02
  at the same time, you are saving money. Oh, you
• 26:05
  are? To watch the NBA on TNT? It's like $95 if
• 26:11
  you get YouTube TV. It's like $50 a month if
• 26:15
  you get Hulu, Peacock, and Amazon. Actually,
• 26:19
  it's $45 for me because I don't pay for, you
• 26:22
  know. I use my mom's account. I'm a millennial.
• 26:27
  And it's one of those things that, remember when
• 26:29
  Peacock first came out, it was like $2 .99. Oh,
• 26:32
  that's cool. That's cool. It's got, not friends,
• 26:36
  but it's got like, cheers on it. It's got some
• 26:40
  sports. Oh, $2 .99. No, it's $11 .99. Man. We
• 26:47
  are essentially in the a la carte era of cable.
• 26:54
  So, I have called out the Tampa Bay media for
• 26:57
  barely talking about the Wander Franco case.
• 27:00
  The Tampa Bay media wants to kiss the ass of
• 27:04
  the race in Wander Franco because they don't
• 27:06
  want to lose their press pass. I mean, think
• 27:09
  about it. If you had a player that played for
• 27:12
  the Philadelphia, I don't know, not Flyers, Philadelphia
• 27:15
  Phillies or the Chicago Cubs, that was a pedophile.
• 27:19
  Oh, it would be national news. But Tampa Bay
• 27:22
  always does this where they protect the rich
• 27:25
  and elite. And Wander Franco pretty much got
• 27:28
  away with being a pedophile. And I could not
• 27:31
  believe this when I saw it. Adrian Beltre, former
• 27:35
  MLB superstar, says that Wander Franco deserves
• 27:39
  another chance. Oh, I'm glad we're endorsing
• 27:42
  people that had sex with 13 -year -olds. Jesus
• 27:47
  Christ. Obviously, all the players from the DR
• 27:51
  are like a fraternity, you know? Like, you guys,
• 27:55
  there's a brotherhood, you know what I'm saying?
• 27:58
  So, Pedro Martinez basically said the other day
• 28:04
  that Wander Franco, Franco, you know, whatever
• 28:08
  happened, you know, every human, he said, deserves
• 28:13
  it. Yeah, baby, if you know, Robin the Banger.
• 28:17
  Beating up someone outside of a club. One, you're
• 28:21
  trying to have sex with a 13 -year -old. Pardon
• 28:23
  my French, but that's kind of fucking terrible.
• 28:26
  Second chance, right? What do you think? Do you
• 28:29
  agree with him on that? Do you think he's right
• 28:31
  on with that? Like the MLB? Let the guy talk.
• 28:36
  What the fuck are the paparazzi doing? They're
• 28:39
  at the airport with Andre Bellatrix, one of the
• 28:41
  best people to ever swing a baseball bat. And
• 28:43
  you've talked for 33 seconds. And it's only a
• 28:47
  minute and a half. And what do you think the
• 28:49
  MLB will do in the end? It's a sensitive situation,
• 28:53
  but I think, I believe that anybody can still
• 28:56
  take a chance. Yeah, whatever. Bang a 13 -year
• 28:59
  -old. Whatever. I mean, he was not guilty, right?
• 29:03
  So, you know, but it's something that's sensitive.
• 29:06
  Right. I hope he gets a chance to take it. Why?
• 29:11
  What does he earn it? What does he deserve it
• 29:13
  for? You got a way with being a pedophile. Oh,
• 29:16
  he got probation. He got pretty much criminally
• 29:19
  proven, but given no jail time. Why? Because
• 29:21
  he's wandering free. Screw you. You wanted to
• 29:25
  screw a 13 -year -old. You're a loser. Do you
• 29:28
  think the MLB, you know, because of, like you
• 29:31
  said, the sensitivity of the subject, and maybe
• 29:33
  he wasn't convicted, but, like, you know, he
• 29:36
  was found, like, kind of liable for the situation.
• 29:38
  Yeah, we all know he did it. The mob was pimping
• 29:42
  out a daughter. The whole thing's terrible. um
• 29:46
  do you think that you know he is like can we
• 29:49
  just get through this tsa line this dude is just
• 29:51
  talking the powers that be at the mlb will see
• 29:54
  it the same way i don't know they're less he's
• 29:58
  just like i want to just get on my fucking airplane
• 29:59
  whatever dude that paparazzi is terrible let
• 30:06
  me talk the whole time It's like listening to
• 30:10
  a Bubba the Love Sponge interview. I got this
• 30:12
  huge guest here, but I'm going to talk the whole
• 30:14
  time because I want to be bigger than the guest.
• 30:16
  Shut up. What are you doing? Obama's Instagram
• 30:21
  account was hacked, so that's not good. Boozy
• 30:27
  badass is facing aggravated assault charges following
• 30:30
  a wild Houston nightclub hookah incident. That
• 30:34
  just sounds like something boozy badass would
• 30:37
  know. Former reality TV star Spencer Pratt has
• 30:43
  a 26 % chance of being mayor. Remember when an
• 30:48
  obnoxious reality host ran for office? Oh yeah,
• 30:51
  this is part two. This is millennial Donald Trump.
• 30:57
  I saw this headline here and this was really
• 31:00
  fascinating to me. Growing up, we always used
• 31:04
  to listen to... bangers and all of it. I was
• 31:07
  getting some hate. I mean, everybody listened
• 31:09
  to rap music in sixth grade. Surely they've been
• 31:12
  listening to Suck It or Not by Cameron. Probably
• 31:14
  not. But we did. And there is a Florida principal.
• 31:20
  It's very cute. She got the cougar vibes. Who
• 31:24
  has been put on leave after a Fetty Waffle lyric
• 31:26
  from Trap Queen appeared in the yearbook and
• 31:29
  was credited to her. And Nicole was everybody
• 31:32
  hating. We just call them fans, though. Literally
• 31:37
  the cleanest Fetty Wap song ever. And she's been
• 31:44
  put on paid administrative leave, which pretty
• 31:47
  much means they just want to sweep it under the
• 31:50
  rug. Some dirty, rotten hag of a mom was offended
• 31:53
  by it. But honestly, it's not like saying, oh,
• 31:58
  I'm in her house. It's just that. That being
• 32:02
  everybody hating, we just call them fans up.
• 32:04
  They are. You literally manifested it, unfortunately.
• 32:07
  Have we become that sensitive as a society? That
• 32:12
  we're going to prosecute people for talking about
• 32:15
  haters? We're all bunch of sensitive losers.
• 32:18
  We're all going to die. What's going to happen
• 32:21
  is we're going to end where either we become
• 32:24
  dust that sits in a little vase for a little
• 32:27
  bit. And then the vase breaks at your grandma's
• 32:31
  house. And then you're a bunch of dust on the
• 32:33
  ground. Or we'll be in the ground where maggots
• 32:37
  are eating our bodies. And our family pays a
• 32:39
  lot of money to put us in the ground. Okay? What
• 32:42
  I'm saying to you is we're going to die. A teacher
• 32:46
  misses Connell, this hot -ass woman. Even though
• 32:49
  she's married. Her making a quote about everybody
• 32:53
  hating. We just call them fanzo in the yearbook.
• 32:56
  It's the least of our problems. Was there a school
• 32:58
  shooting today? No. She's not banging the students.
• 33:03
  What do you want? Jesus Christ. Hit me up. I
• 33:10
  don't get it. Freaking easily offended. We're
• 33:14
  not going to live forever. I've had a lot of
• 33:18
  trauma in my life. So I have to sensitize to
• 33:20
  it. So I might make a few listeners uncomfortable.
• 33:22
  You listening to me right now. unless you're
• 33:26
  AI reading my transcript, you're going to die
• 33:28
  and you're not going to exist. And if you believe
• 33:31
  in the beautiful fiction known as the Bible,
• 33:35
  then I guess you're going to live forever and
• 33:37
  ever. So that's how it goes. When you die right
• 33:40
  now, I just died. And now I'm in this beautiful
• 33:45
  afterlife and I'm hanging out with my dad, my
• 33:48
  uncle, Abraham Lincoln and Kobe Bryant. They're
• 33:50
  all in the clouds. They're not. You just believe
• 33:56
  in it because you need something to believe in.
• 33:58
  Because life's very hard. And maybe if we all
• 34:03
  weren't so uptight, we wouldn't get mad over
• 34:06
  yearbook quotes about haters. Jesus Christ, what
• 34:16
  are we doing here? What are we doing? Hannah
• 34:19
  Burner. Said that she slept with her boyfriend's
• 34:22
  coworkers. They were all mascots. So she wouldn't
• 34:26
  know which one was her man. Call her daddy promoting
• 34:31
  promiscuous women. Okay, so I'm picturing you
• 34:34
  showing up to one of the games that he's got
• 34:36
  his full like mascot duty on. And are you like
• 34:39
  walking past the mascot? Yeah. I'm trying to
• 34:42
  make eye contact with the guys. There's eight
• 34:43
  guys who are mascots and you don't know who's
• 34:46
  the mascot that day. So you'd see him and I'd
• 34:48
  be like, no, literally, I'd give him a little
• 34:49
  tap. I'd be like, oh, wrong mask, wrong bookie,
• 34:51
  sorry. He's on the same side. Hannah! So I would
• 34:55
  just hope, you know, it was him and I would look
• 34:57
  at him and his beady little eyes. And then he's
• 34:59
  like, fuck off, bitch. And you're like, oh, sorry.
• 35:01
  Wow, this podcast is becoming really skanky.
• 35:07
  You imagine having Alex Cooper as a mom? Yeah,
• 35:10
  she's a provider. But I'm just telling you. Hey,
• 35:17
  you know, Diddy may face another criminal trial.
• 35:19
  Whatever. Serena Williams, unretired from TATUS.
• 35:24
  Woo! Yay! Whatever. Hasan Piker and a douchebag
• 35:32
  from the Grand Turks, whatever it is, the Young
• 35:34
  Turks, got their visas revoked in the UK. Man,
• 35:38
  the Young Turk guy can even bring up some good
• 35:40
  points, but he's so unlikable. I don't really
• 35:44
  care what he says. Tory Lanez is requesting a
• 35:48
  restraining order against his prison guard. Sabrina
• 35:55
  Garber, they're also filed a restraining order
• 35:57
  against. Stalker. Cassie slams the man's claim
• 36:06
  that she drugged him with Diddy. Listen, Cassie
• 36:11
  may have been a victim. But she also was an enabler.
• 36:16
  She ain't no saint. Chud the Builder is begging
• 36:21
  for the court to allow his girlfriend to have
• 36:22
  his truck. You're a loser, dude. And that's what
• 36:27
  you'll always be. Your name is Chud. Yeah, Chud!
• 36:32
  Here's Charlie D 'Amelio's father. Say he's not
• 36:39
  taking money from the family. I can't wait till
• 36:44
  like 2030 when there's a documentary about this
• 36:46
  stupid family. It's going to be great. Here is
• 36:52
  the clip of Charlie, D 'Amelio's father, defending
• 36:56
  that he didn't take money from his family. And
• 37:00
  look, someone just wrote another family ruined
• 37:03
  by fame. We're not ruined. I feel more normal
• 37:06
  now than I ever did. I'm just not going to let
• 37:08
  people lie. So a website that said... He just
• 37:13
  seemed like a narcissistic Gen X fool with a
• 37:17
  hot ass daughter. We took money. I forgot. He
• 37:23
  said something along the lines of, we took money
• 37:26
  and put it offshore. I wouldn't even know how
• 37:28
  to do that. He does not seem like he would know
• 37:31
  how to do that, to be honest. I wouldn't even
• 37:32
  know. Come on, dude. We got our own money. We're
• 37:36
  fine. Going through this process was never about
• 37:40
  money. It was always just about having this crazy,
• 37:42
  awesome experience with my family. And that's
• 37:45
  it. The balance of being a dad when you're going
• 37:48
  through this, when your kids are making a lot
• 37:49
  of money, the hard part is you see opportunity
• 37:53
  that... I kind of believe that he didn't do it.
• 37:56
  Is he probably nice to people? No. Ten years
• 38:05
  ago, Meghan Markle was making fun of people for
• 38:08
  having obnoxious candles. And now she has obnoxious
• 38:13
  candles. Isn't that riveting news? It's annoying
• 38:17
  me. I have a pimple on my lip. Jesus Christ.
• 38:20
  Probably should have shaved sooner. Yeah, it
• 38:26
  sounded weird. Doesn't it always sound weird
• 38:28
  when I'm just rambling on this show? Lily Phillips
• 38:33
  admits that she doesn't sleep with a thousand
• 38:37
  men for financial claim. She would give up her
• 38:41
  $800 ,000 a month salary for minimum wage and
• 38:44
  still enjoy the art of sex. You make a lot of
• 38:47
  money. I make an OK amount. OK amount? You make
• 38:51
  $800 ,000 a month a month. I don't really have
• 38:55
  a say in my earnings. For me, it's not like I
• 38:57
  don't care about the money. I'm just trying to
• 39:00
  test. I was still making good money when I was
• 39:02
  doing it. She's a damaged woman. Like I said,
• 39:14
  she's like a hotter version of Carmen. What do
• 39:19
  we got here? Ah, here's Bobby Althoff. Who ditched
• 39:25
  her husband. Launched the office. Her husband
• 39:29
  helped her launch her career. And then she went
• 39:32
  out. And it started becoming, I'm Aubrey Plus
• 39:36
  as a podcaster. I'm so awkward. Shut up. We know
• 39:41
  it's an act. We've read the reports that you're
• 39:44
  kind of insufferable to be around. Shut up. And
• 39:47
  she says she experiences racism every day because
• 39:52
  she has a black boyfriend. I'm sure you do experience
• 39:55
  racism every day. I bet. But you also ditched
• 40:01
  your family. So you kind of brought it upon yourself.
• 40:04
  In general, here's the thing. There are some
• 40:08
  jokes that are funny and then there's some that
• 40:09
  are just like, that's not what part. The only
• 40:12
  people that were, that was funny to were racist
• 40:15
  people. That wasn't funny. I don't mean to hear
• 40:17
  from him. That attitude. She just does not seem
• 40:23
  like she's loyal. I would not trust her with
• 40:28
  anything. She's Bobby Althoff. She's probably
• 40:31
  being Drake. Here's what men should do when women
• 40:37
  pull away. What should men do when a woman starts
• 40:40
  pulling away? Let her go. Don't chase. If she's
• 40:44
  pulling away, even if it's a game, she's probably
• 40:47
  not right for you. I agree. All these games.
• 40:51
  I barely have time to play my Nintendo Switch.
• 40:55
  And if it's a genuine rejection and she's not
• 40:58
  interested in you, you're better off walking
• 41:00
  separate paths anyway. I agree with them. It's
• 41:04
  always hard. What else is going on in the room?
• 41:14
  Again, more news about Tory Lanez filing a restraining
• 41:18
  order. Lil Duval says he can't call himself a
• 41:24
  freak anymore since Diddy made the term gay.
• 41:26
  Lil Duval, you're annoying. Blah, blah, blah.
• 41:34
  You want to hear about how Lil Dirk's done? Lil
• 41:38
  Dirk's mom gives an update on how he's doing.
• 41:41
  conversation with what's going on with your son,
• 41:44
  little Dirk. He's a murderer. I know that's been
• 41:47
  very tough for you and the family. Yeah, it's
• 41:52
  like I lost another child. It hurts. Yeah, it's
• 41:57
  gotta suck. It hurts. It hurts. I'm like, I couldn't
• 42:04
  believe it. And I knew something because I kept
• 42:06
  calling his phone and I'm like, he don't answer.
• 42:10
  And then I'll call, like, his sisters and be
• 42:13
  like, have you heard, you know, heard from him?
• 42:16
  And they're like, no. I text him, but, you know.
• 42:21
  So, finally, I got the call. And I'm like, oh,
• 42:26
  my God. Who did you get the call from? From him.
• 42:31
  You fell to the mom. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, he was
• 42:34
  in Florida at the time? Yeah, at the time he
• 42:37
  was in Florida, yes. Okay. There you go. Maybe
• 42:41
  you don't put a hit on someone. You were living
• 42:42
  the life. Three years ago, you had the number
• 42:44
  one song. With a good old jiggle. But now you
• 42:49
  don't. What are you doing? All these rappers
• 42:54
  want to say Lyle to the hood. But it brings you
• 42:59
  down. You don't really end up going anywhere.
• 43:05
  It just kind of ruins your life. It just kind
• 43:11
  of ends up being the thing that just absolutely
• 43:15
  crushes your life. Hey, at least I proved OTF
• 43:20
  right. What are you doing? Moron. I liked little
• 43:26
  Derek when he first came out. I think he's an
• 43:29
  idiot. I hear someone I've spanked too. Being
• 43:34
  Violet Myers. She was on a stream. And she said
• 43:41
  that she wants him and his best friends at the
• 43:43
  same time. You can't be with someone that doesn't
• 43:44
  have a whole face. If you didn't have a whole
• 43:46
  face, I just thought maybe you could do. Unless
• 43:48
  you want to be in an open relationship, but then
• 43:50
  you'll... No, no, no, no. I ain't with the Sharon.
• 43:53
  So you don't do threesomes? I haven't done it.
• 43:56
  You've never had one? No. God, if Alan Myers
• 43:58
  would be such a good friend. With two guys or
• 44:00
  two girls? What the hell? Which one do you think?
• 44:04
  You know what? I've always wanted... No, no,
• 44:06
  no. Go back. Two best friends. Huh? Because,
• 44:10
  like, you can run a s*** on me. Violet, listen.
• 44:15
  You know what I'm saying? You clip -form it,
• 44:16
  but if you not, we will cut this camera off.
• 44:19
  I don't think there's such thing as a s*** addiction.
• 44:21
  Come on, how are you addicted to beating your
• 44:24
  s*** to someone else? Like, that doesn't make
• 44:25
  sense. That's how you make your money. No, but
• 44:29
  I just can't fathom that idea. But it's definitely
• 44:31
  real, though. I know it is real, but it's just...
• 44:34
  You just can't believe it. It's just like, how?
• 44:36
  I'm addicted to going to the gym. Like, I'm addicted
• 44:38
  to just the feeling of being sore. You like being
• 44:42
  sore? Copy Hour. Copy Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com
• 44:58
  Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had
• 45:00
  Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 45:04
  all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
• 45:11
  The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 45:14
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 45:16
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 45:19
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 45:22
  What? What? I'm such a sex snobby, because I
• 45:27
  feed them thousands I knew that they ain't mine,
• 45:30
  but I'm only being honest You can't pay me in
• 45:32
  cash, now I'm only seeing comments I swear I
• 45:35
  got on sex, feel boxy straight now I'm tryna
• 45:38
  milk the game as if the game was a cow I'm a
• 46:13
  beast, I'm a dog Bitch, I'm a beast, hoe, I'm
• 46:18
  a dog Yeah, you know that I'm a beast, I'm a
• 46:21
  dog I'm a beast, oh, I'm a dog, you know that
• 46:26
  Never entertain the suckers with the hate and
• 46:29
  business I'm on the app, playing table tennis
• 46:32
  Kiss the clinic, women sinning Adultery, compels
• 46:38
  the police I'm an arsonist on the beat, I blaze
• 46:42
  fire The door closed to the boot, I feel like
• 46:44
  a page lion Cause see that I'm just admin I got
• 47:33
  a pigeon on my back, and I got the scissors on
• 47:35
  my back Vision on my back, someone run up for
• 47:39
  me, I got precision with that gat I don't rest
• 47:41
  at the town, all I got to do is tap Then I hit
• 47:44
  my target, like a fuckin' dart match My address
• 47:48
  is cloud nine, seein' you still fine We be on
• 47:51
  the grind, I'm bout my Frankenstein You know
• 47:54
  me, yeah, from my Lincoln's to my Franklin See,
• 47:57
  I made that money stretch, it couldn't nick like
• 47:59
  an inkling Keep them bitches rollin' in and out
• 48:02
  my house Like a basement And I don't even speak
• 48:04
  that language And if the bitch ball clean get
• 48:09
  angry Then my niggas turn around You might be
• 48:49
  wondering why I went and played a song after
• 48:52
  the Violet Myers clip. I got a funny story for
• 48:57
  you. So I'm recording at work. I remember there
• 49:00
  was a female coworker. It was a very nice girl.
• 49:03
  And I work with her. I'm not going to even say
• 49:06
  the name. And I'm talking about Violet Myers
• 49:09
  wanting to take on two guys. And then she walks
• 49:16
  in. she's like happy I want to watch you do your
• 49:19
  podcast because a lot of times people will bust
• 49:22
  in and like they because I'm listening to something
• 49:25
  because I'm like when I'm playing okay so like
• 49:27
  if you listen to Kelta he's talking the whole
• 49:29
  time so there's really never any dead air because
• 49:31
  they don't really play any sound clips I'm trying
• 49:34
  to describe this but with shows like me or MJ
• 49:37
  we're more audio based So like there's moments
• 49:40
  where you can go a minute without talking. So
• 49:42
  people don't think you're on air and I don't
• 49:44
  have an on air light here. So she just busted
• 49:46
  as I'm playing the Violet Myers clip. And she's
• 49:50
  like, what are you talking about? And I was like,
• 49:52
  uh, I'm like that. And I told her, I was like,
• 49:54
  yeah, I don't really want to go to HR. I'm talking
• 49:59
  about her taking on two guys at once with my
• 50:00
  coworker. I'm like, what the hell? Yeah, 25 -year
• 50:07
  -old me would have not read the room, you know.
• 50:11
  Also, I realize I'm shy. Having another person
• 50:13
  in the room, I just didn't, I just, I needed
• 50:16
  a break anyway. I love my friend, but I just
• 50:18
  did not need her to see that side of me. It's
• 50:21
  kind of like my aunt. She said she's never listened
• 50:24
  to anything I've done in radio because she wants
• 50:27
  to remember me as her nephew. I get it. Lex P
• 50:34
  talked about Gayle King going on the Call Her
• 50:37
  Daddy podcast and said that her saying leave
• 50:39
  it be was spoken like a true lesbian. Just nastiness
• 50:43
  all over the world today. Why you got to say
• 50:45
  nasty shit, Ray? Because I'm a nasty motherfucker.
• 50:48
  I don't know what that clip was, but this is
• 50:50
  what happens during happy hour. It's the blessing
• 50:56
  and the curse that I learn everything with my
• 50:59
  audience for the first time. It'll lead to a
• 51:01
  genuine moment. Oh, we're all laughing and dancing,
• 51:05
  romancing. But then there's moments where the
• 51:07
  bit completely fails right in your face. Oh,
• 51:11
  it does. And that was an example of that. We
• 51:15
  got some clips coming up of Adam 22 and his wife.
• 51:18
  We know he does not make her happy. But you can
• 51:21
  always call the show at 856. A 49 hobby. That's
• 51:26
  856 -494 -6773. Let's get to Adam 22 right now.
• 51:30
  Where is he at? He's right here. Here's Lena
• 51:34
  pressing Adam 22 while talking to Vlad, for once
• 51:37
  saying that he's going to cheat on her if she
• 51:39
  wakes up one morning and does not want to have
• 51:41
  threesomes anymore. I asked him a question when
• 51:46
  I was a guest, and I said, what if Lena looks
• 51:49
  at you one morning and said, I thought it was
• 51:50
  Lena. I'm done with threesomes. you're basically
• 51:54
  like oh we've had this conversation before yeah
• 51:57
  she's definitely clued me into having a little
• 52:01
  bit of insecurity about that that she feels like
• 52:03
  once the thing if that wasn't a thing anymore
• 52:06
  then I might just get bored and start cheating
• 52:08
  or Because you kind of told me that you would
• 52:10
  like a long time ago. Yeah, he's a scumbag. Really?
• 52:14
  I was probably just talking shit. But no. That's
• 52:18
  what you do for a living. You tell the truth.
• 52:20
  That's your whole thing is your platforms. I'm
• 52:22
  the man. Shut up. I'll be real like. I'm going
• 52:27
  to find the receipt. All these hundreds of girls
• 52:31
  together and she's still. Man, they're walking
• 52:33
  STDs. Lena the plug and Adam 22 say they let
• 52:41
  her friend Emily have sex with her husband. With
• 52:45
  Lena saying it was Adam's idea and they regret
• 52:47
  not filming it. You let your friend Emily have
• 52:49
  sex with Adam? Yeah, we was like. What I don't
• 52:53
  get is he's okay. He's already having sex with
• 52:57
  like, I don't know. Every girl that they do the
• 53:00
  plug talk interviews with. So do they not count
• 53:04
  that as sex even if it's a threesome? But if
• 53:07
  it's like one -on -one, it's very strange because
• 53:09
  it's all sex. Sort of turn the cameras on. We
• 53:14
  talked about what we were going to do. And then
• 53:16
  we turned the cameras off and we had sex. And
• 53:18
  then we turned the cameras back. All right. I'm
• 53:21
  getting bored with them. They're stupid. Alex
• 53:25
  Cooper explains why women are stressed and intimacy
• 53:29
  are the last things on their mind. To me, it's
• 53:31
  one of the biggest problems with women. There's
• 53:36
  a disconnect on how horny men are. Someone, one
• 53:41
  of my exes told me that I would want to have
• 53:44
  sex on my deathbed. I want to go to pound town.
• 53:51
  Women can go like seven years. You absolutely
• 53:55
  shouldn't be. And I think especially as women,
• 53:56
  I relate to like, I think when we are stressed
• 53:59
  or we're going through something traumatic, the
• 54:01
  actual last thing that we can think about is
• 54:05
  sex. I'm getting sick of the car daddy clips.
• 54:12
  All she does is a blah, a blah, a blah. Here's
• 54:22
  a woman saying why divorce sucks. It's a hot
• 54:25
  ass girl doing a selfie video in a car. That's
• 54:27
  the new thing. Thanks to Alex Earl. I'm literally
• 54:31
  sitting outside of my church right now crying
• 54:33
  because God ain't going to fix your problems,
• 54:36
  honey. I don't want to go in because this is
• 54:39
  so sad, but I'm whatever. Because when you go
• 54:42
  through divorce, you have to do everything alone,
• 54:44
  like all the time. That's how divorce works.
• 54:49
  That's why they suck. You know, it's unfortunate.
• 54:56
  Mia Malkova reveals that she entered the adult
• 54:59
  industry through a best friend who initially
• 55:02
  thought, who, oh God, I cannot talk, who initially
• 55:07
  had been involved in it secretly before introducing
• 55:10
  her to it. Jesus Christ. Right here. I hate to
• 55:13
  be cliche, but how did you get into it? So my
• 55:17
  best friend, who I've known forever, literally
• 55:20
  since the second grade. It's so crazy how I've
• 55:22
  spanked her. Started doing it secretly. Yeah.
• 55:26
  And she let me know about her little secret.
• 55:29
  And I was always a lot more promiscuous out of
• 55:31
  the two of us. Oh, yeah. So I just really liked
• 55:35
  the idea of getting paid to get laid. Put that
• 55:40
  on a bumper sticker. All right. I'm still podcasting.
• 55:44
  I don't know. Maybe I'll stop. All these podcasters
• 55:47
  are so boring. Jesus Christ. God, I remember.
• 55:56
  I don't want to sound like Eric Stern. Remember
• 55:58
  when you got into radio, it was like, whoa. I
• 56:01
  have a leg up on other people. Not anybody can
• 56:03
  have a mic. That guy wouldn't bring in any ratings.
• 56:08
  But I also don't want to sound like a boomer.
• 56:14
  Today on TMZ. Well, listen up, Taylor Swift.
• 56:18
  Scooter Braun says he doesn't understand why
• 56:21
  you're so pissed off because he barely knows
• 56:24
  you. I bet he screwed her over and women never
• 56:27
  take accountability when it comes to being Swifties.
• 56:30
  Mm -hmm. I think I've met her in my life three
• 56:33
  times. They will never truly understand that
• 56:36
  situation. Why does she hate Scooter Braun? Just
• 56:38
  why Justin Bieber hates him. Here comes all the
• 56:41
  cackling women at the fandom. Just why Demi Lovato
• 56:46
  hates him. But so what? A lot of people turned
• 56:49
  on him. So what? A lot of people turned on Obama.
• 56:51
  But that doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Why are
• 56:53
  you dragging Obama into this? Hodges! The Great
• 56:58
  American State Fair being put on by President
• 57:01
  Trump's nonprofit. The acts are dropping like
• 57:03
  flies, and now we lost Bret Michaels. Bret said,
• 57:06
  I was led to believe it was nonpartisan. It's
• 57:08
  certainly not. I guess Freedom 250 did not present
• 57:10
  this as President Trump's concert. And then it
• 57:12
  comes out, oh, this is Trump's thing. And they're
• 57:13
  like, this is not what I was told. What's funny
• 57:15
  is that Milli Vanilli was part of this concert.
• 57:17
  And Milli Vanilli was deceived. Meg Thee Stallion
• 57:24
  is showing her revenge body after she and Clay...
• 57:27
  Oh, whatever, honey. You're only wearing another
• 57:29
  frickin' wig! Thompson broke up. You know who
• 57:33
  doesn't care about this? Clay Thompson. Clay
• 57:34
  Thompson. You don't think so? Once you've done
• 57:36
  it, you've done it. Oh, yeah. Here's what we're
• 57:41
  gonna do. We are gonna change the term from revenge
• 57:44
  body to bitter body. Okay! We got Earl Thompson,
• 57:53
  star on Bravo's Love Hotel. Do you see yourself
• 57:56
  doing reality TV again for love? There are so
• 57:59
  many of these shows. But they're all so good.
• 58:01
  They're all so good. You know the show they haven't
• 58:03
  done they should do? What? Get people who are.
• 58:06
  All right. I have that saying. If you've listened,
• 58:09
  you know long enough. I did a talk in here. Tom
• 58:13
  Holland is crediting Zendaya with helping inspire
• 58:16
  his latest project. Oh, good. He is so wishy
• 58:21
  -washy. He irritates me. Heather McComb is celebrating
• 58:25
  her party of two. The party of five alarm and
• 58:29
  Scott Michael Campbell tied the knot after three
• 58:32
  years together, announcing the marriage on Instagram.
• 58:35
  All right, so James Van Der Beek's ex, you know,
• 58:39
  is not married. Kurt Russell says leaving Hollywood
• 58:44
  for ranch life 40 years ago wasn't about getting
• 58:46
  away. It was about living life on his own terms.
• 58:49
  The Avengers Endgame star opening up to people
• 58:51
  in an interview published May 30th about leaving
• 58:54
  Los Angeles for Colorado, where he and partner
• 58:56
  of 40 years, Goldie Hawn, own a log cabin lodge.
• 59:00
  Russell telling the mag that Colorado allows
• 59:02
  him to do the things that I want to do on a daily
• 59:04
  basis. Be anonymous is what that means. Jimmy
• 59:10
  Kimmel may be saying goodbye to late night. No,
• 59:13
  don't leave. Man, you can't leave soon enough.
• 59:19
  You don't shut up. The Jimmy Kimmel live host
• 59:22
  revealed he's been thinking about wrapping up
• 59:24
  his late night talk show. Bye. See you later,
• 59:27
  alligator. For years now, an interview with Vulture
• 59:31
  published on June 1st, the host said, six years
• 59:34
  ago, I told them I thought I was done when Joe
• 59:37
  Biden was president. That's the problem is he's
• 59:39
  grading it off of who's president. It should
• 59:41
  be off of what's funny, not political. That's
• 59:43
  what ruined Kimmel is. I know it's a douchey
• 59:46
  term, but he's got Trump derangement syndrome.
• 59:48
  It's all he talks about. Shut up. He also shared
• 59:53
  that CBS's cancellation of The Late Show hosted
• 59:56
  by Stephen Colbert made him feel unsure about
• 59:59
  his own late night future. Ah, that makes sense.
• 1:00:02
  Because you're an idiot! Adding, I feel a little
• 1:00:05
  bit defeated by it in a lot of ways. I feel like
• 1:00:08
  I'm looking at my own future. One of the things
• 1:00:11
  we talked about. Man, hopefully that does happen.
• 1:00:13
  I'm so sick of you. You're just a baby. You think
• 1:00:16
  you're better than people. You're annoying. When
• 1:00:18
  I first got suspended was that I can't do this
• 1:00:21
  show if I'm going to be micromanaged. The comments
• 1:00:24
  come after Jimmy was temporarily suspended last
• 1:00:26
  September. Whatever. That was stupid too. We're
• 1:00:30
  all going to die. None of this matters. Harrison
• 1:00:34
  Ford is revealing his wildest fan encounter.
• 1:00:37
  During a roundtable interview with The Hollywood
• 1:00:39
  Reporter, The Witness star shares the most NSFW
• 1:00:42
  confession he's gotten from a fan while out in
• 1:00:45
  public. Recalling that a woman once, quote, loudly
• 1:00:48
  announced at an airport that, quote, my mother
• 1:00:51
  wants to sleep with you. And poking fun at the
• 1:00:53
  experience, Glenn Powell, who was also in the
• 1:00:56
  interview, jokes, I didn't mean it, by the way.
• 1:00:59
  It was the first time I was meeting you. Whatever,
• 1:01:02
  man. Ring stop! George Floyd's family is praising,
• 1:01:09
  or is not praising, the opposite of praising,
• 1:01:11
  is blasting the Derek Chauvin tribute he got,
• 1:01:14
  man. If you like Derek Chauvin, I do not want
• 1:01:18
  you to listen to this show. You're an idiot!
• 1:01:22
  Yes, I know that George Floyd has fentanyl in
• 1:01:26
  his body. It's great. You don't lay on someone's
• 1:01:29
  friggin' neck for seven minutes. Friggin' idiots.
• 1:01:57
  Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal demolition
• 1:02:00
  Exposing fake lives, media's worst addiction
• 1:02:02
  Idiocracy crammed, it's the brain on snooze Clickbait
• 1:02:05
  queens, welcome to Kardashian News Kardashian
• 1:02:08
  News Where the truth gets aired, Hoppy breaking
• 1:02:11
  down the hype, y 'all beware Fake smells, fake
• 1:02:13
  lies, fake lives, fake drama, they choose No
• 1:02:16
  talent required, it's Kardashian News Kardashian
• 1:02:19
  News Where the truth gets aired, Hoppy breaking
• 1:02:21
  down the hype, y 'all beware Fake smells All
• 1:02:29
  right. We got the latest with the Kardashians.
• 1:02:36
  Are you running? Because you know what? I was
• 1:02:41
  a porn running. This is going to change your
• 1:02:50
  life. This news. Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton
• 1:02:53
  are going strong. On Monday, June 1st, the reality
• 1:02:57
  star shared pictures to Instagram and included
• 1:02:59
  sweet selfies of the couple bike riding in New
• 1:03:02
  York City on the West Side Highway. All right,
• 1:03:04
  so they're officially dating. Just another yard
• 1:03:06
  after the body count. It's your turn now. First
• 1:03:26
  of all, rest in peace to Rick Edelman. One of
• 1:03:29
  the best coaches ever! MJ to Kobe, legends in
• 1:03:37
  the game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame.
• 1:03:41
  Hoppy's skills at T ain't playing tame. Behind
• 1:03:44
  the curtain, nothing left the same. Hoppy's moves,
• 1:03:47
  man, he knows it all. From sandals to the court,
• 1:03:50
  rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
• 1:03:54
  Hoppy, I got that shock and awe. Yo! Hoppy Hot
• 1:03:58
  Topic! Page is set. This is bigger than a shoe
• 1:04:04
  deal. Bigger than the Signature Series. Got it!
• 1:04:08
  This is a partnership of a lifetime. So Stephen
• 1:04:13
  Curry just got a new shoe deal. Let's see what
• 1:04:18
  we got here. Scottie Pippen's son revealed that
• 1:04:22
  kids used to play Future's music at school because
• 1:04:25
  Scottie Pippen's ex -wife banged Future. So Scottie
• 1:04:33
  Pippen Jr., poor guy, had to be bullied over
• 1:04:35
  his mom being a thot. It's going to suck. Pun
• 1:04:38
  intended. Damian Lillard's ex -wife, Kayla, fires
• 1:04:42
  off subpoena to his alleged baby mama. Sounds
• 1:04:45
  like things are really going well now. Here is
• 1:04:48
  Neon talking to Andre Drummond about the NBA
• 1:04:50
  playoffs and seems to have no idea about it.
• 1:04:53
  Everybody and their mothers watching the world.
• 1:04:55
  I think this is going to be the most viewed NBA
• 1:04:57
  finals of all time. Yeah, I think it's going
• 1:04:58
  to be a special one. I mean, bro, La Mignana
• 1:05:01
  versus the Knicks. The Knicks, already a crazy
• 1:05:03
  audience. Man, I hated that series. Which one?
• 1:05:05
  Playing them. The Knicks? Yes. Why? What the
• 1:05:09
  f***? Good research. Why would you hate playing
• 1:05:11
  the team that beat you, moron? What an idiot.
• 1:05:15
  Yes. Why? When we played them. It was just...
• 1:05:18
  Wow, he's an idiot. I was an idiot at that age
• 1:05:23
  too, so I ain't hating. Here is Coach Mike Brown
• 1:05:28
  of the Knicks talking about how they're going
• 1:05:30
  to handle Wemby. You just hope a guy like that,
• 1:05:42
  you can find ways to make him work. That's probably
• 1:05:45
  not going to happen. I saw this headline here.
• 1:05:51
  I love when Deuce begs. who are known to take
• 1:05:56
  it out on other people, use God as their little
• 1:06:01
  frickin' grift. Rich Paul says that LeBron lost
• 1:06:06
  in 2011 to the Dallas Mavericks, the first year
• 1:06:09
  of the Miami Heat, because of God. Not because
• 1:06:13
  LeBron passed up the ball and Chris Bosh couldn't
• 1:06:15
  hit a clutch shot and J .J. Barea beat up LeBron
• 1:06:19
  in the paint. And that Jason Kidd really wanted
• 1:06:22
  a ring. And Sean Manning and Derek Nowitzki were
• 1:06:25
  legendary. No, no, no. It's because of God. Shut
• 1:06:28
  up. But I remember when they lost in 2011, we
• 1:06:33
  went to the Bahamas and we were, D -Way and LeBron
• 1:06:38
  and I were talking. We were just talking. Yeah,
• 1:06:39
  we were like, let me just listen. J .J. Barrett.
• 1:06:42
  I'll cut that. how, how they lost, so on and
• 1:06:44
  so forth. I've had a very hard adult life, I've
• 1:06:46
  noticed. And we were sitting there talking and
• 1:06:51
  I was just explaining to both of them, I'm like,
• 1:06:54
  I don't know why we even having this conversation.
• 1:06:58
  You actually thought that God was going to allow
• 1:07:01
  you to win? Oh my God. Out of all the things
• 1:07:05
  happening in the world. Like sex trafficking.
• 1:07:10
  And, you know, the horrible things that go around
• 1:07:12
  and around the world. God totally cares about
• 1:07:15
  the 2011 Miami Heat. In that space that you were
• 1:07:18
  in. Shut up. Pretending to be the villain. You
• 1:07:22
  guys aren't villains. You guys are. You guys
• 1:07:24
  are. They're not villains, but they're not good
• 1:07:26
  guys. Because they totally never shit on their
• 1:07:29
  wives. They're angels. They don't have any snobodies.
• 1:07:34
  Great, great people. I know both of you. Heart's
• 1:07:37
  biggest goal. I know. Totally. That's why they
• 1:07:39
  don't tip. And I was like, he's not going to
• 1:07:43
  do that. I hear you. He's not going to do that.
• 1:07:46
  He's not real, dude. It's okay to believe in
• 1:07:49
  God if you go to church or whatever. But if you're
• 1:07:52
  using that as a crutch to, you know, I don't
• 1:07:55
  know, be like, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's stupid.
• 1:08:00
  You come off ignorant. It's moronic. There's,
• 1:08:04
  I know, I'll point to it. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:14
  We got 100 days exactly until the NFL. Oops,
• 1:08:18
  I did not mean to do that. This is how my show's
• 1:08:20
  not perfect. Mm -hmm. I fixed that. I got 100
• 1:08:24
  days until the NFL comes back and Odell Beckham
• 1:08:27
  Jr. is returning to the Giants. Mm -hmm. But
• 1:08:33
  this is the big deal. The Cleveland Browns traded
• 1:08:38
  two -time defensive player of the year, Miles
• 1:08:42
  Garrett to L .A. Oh, yeah! With Sean McVay as
• 1:08:47
  a coach. That's going to be a good time. He's
• 1:08:51
  going to make a lot less money because of taxes.
• 1:08:53
  Mm -hmm. But now he can actually play for, you
• 1:08:57
  know, a Super Bowl. He was, I'm never going to
• 1:09:00
  get that in Cleveland. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -OP.
• 1:09:09
  856 -494 -6773. Let's go. Oh, yeah. Here's Madison
• 1:09:28
  Beer saying that Justin Herbert helped her get
• 1:09:30
  over the fear of flying. Right. No, I definitely
• 1:09:34
  freaked out a lot over flying. I feel like, weirdly,
• 1:09:37
  being with Justin has helped me getting over
• 1:09:40
  my flying. Well, because he's amazing. Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:44
  Hopefully he never cheats. But also because his
• 1:09:47
  team flies so much. And loses a lot when it matters.
• 1:09:53
  He's never scared. All right, there you go. Here's
• 1:09:59
  AJ Brown talking about what it's like to have
• 1:10:02
  a lot of money. Right. And he's going to a whole
• 1:10:26
  nother level because of what porn does to your
• 1:10:28
  brain. It desensitizes your brain. You know what?
• 1:10:31
  I watched the last night. It made me feel pretty
• 1:10:33
  good. So I don't like that. Alex Earl is signing
• 1:10:37
  with the Giants. And then let's see what Russell
• 1:10:39
  Wilson's doing. Russell Wilson is changing it
• 1:10:42
  up for his next big play. ESPN and the NFL report
• 1:10:46
  that the NFL quarterback will join CBS Sports
• 1:10:49
  as an analyst. Oh, yeah. That sounds absolutely
• 1:10:55
  riveting, doesn't it? Isn't your life better
• 1:10:58
  off knowing it? I got to go piss, so I'll be
• 1:11:01
  right back. Hang on. Mm -hmm. Poppy Hour. Poppy
• 1:11:05
  Hour. It's time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
• 1:11:18
  .com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 1:11:21
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going, outside
• 1:11:24
  um we all i smell is poop and we'll call it a
• 1:11:30
  day the semen was so big as a reminder if you
• 1:11:35
  don't feel like listening to this next song you
• 1:11:37
  can skip over it but ryan hoppy of hoppy hour
• 1:11:40
  takes pride in his selection so stick around
• 1:11:42
  folks kane is in the building oh Go on, do it
• 1:11:48
  back and bust it open like you're close to Go
• 1:11:50
  on, do it back and bust it open like you're close
• 1:11:53
  to Go on, do it back and bust it open like you're
• 1:11:56
  close to Go on, do it back and bust it open like
• 1:11:58
  you're close to I would fuck with all of y 'all,
• 1:12:01
  all of y 'all are beautiful I would fuck with
• 1:12:03
  all of y 'all, all of y 'all are beautiful I
• 1:12:05
  would fuck with all of y 'all, all of y 'all
• 1:12:08
  are beautiful I ain't you, come on, so you can
• 1:12:10
  never say I'm too bad Go on, do it back and bust
• 1:12:13
  it open like you're close to Go on, do it back
• 1:12:15
  and bust it open like you're close to I don't
• 1:12:18
  do it like a pussy, no, I'm not your boss I don't
• 1:12:21
  do it like a pussy, no, I'm not your boss Don't
• 1:12:23
  get back to the money, don't get back to the
• 1:12:26
  money Don't get back to the money, don't get
• 1:12:28
  back to the Wait, take a pussy break, take a
• 1:12:31
  pussy break I don't take a pussy break, take
• 1:12:34
  a pussy break Yeah, I'm little too, and I'm up
• 1:12:37
  first I spill that pussy, then I give a tongue
• 1:12:41
  word That way she come first, second and third
• 1:12:44
  And my wooden woodpecker get the on a handstand.
• 1:12:50
  You see the crack of her ass cause her pants
• 1:12:53
  sag. I think that's really sexy. I like that
• 1:12:56
  in ya. Let me smoke a blunt and a knife back
• 1:12:59
  in ya. Yeah, put that knife back in ya. Take
• 1:13:04
  it out then I up in the room. I'm nasty. Stop
• 1:13:09
  running and just back it. I don't do it back
• 1:13:12
  and bust it open like you're close to. I don't
• 1:13:15
  do it back and bust it open like you're close
• 1:13:17
  to. I don't do it I will fuck with all of y 'all,
• 1:13:25
  all of y 'all are beautiful. I will fuck with
• 1:13:27
  all of y 'all, all of y 'all are beautiful. Ooh,
• 1:13:30
  she had a shot, come through it. And I love it
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  every time she shoot it. Bang, bang, bang. She's
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  said it couldn't be done. Robin is a fighter.
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  And in all seriousness, it's unbelievable because
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  this is what, you know, you and I have talked
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  about for 14 years. Yeah. The goal was to get
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  going to do you in or you're going to get rid
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• 1:20:49
  good lesson. She took charge. I'm going to say
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  this because this is really true. I've watched
• 1:20:55
  the whole thing. She took charge of her health.
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• 1:21:01
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• 1:21:04
  of this show and, you know, of course to me,
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  of blankets in the woman's remains in front of
• 1:22:37
  me. A garbage truck driver for the city of St.
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  Petersburg facing charges after police say he
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  ran over a woman, killing her. I don't think
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  he meant to. Why would a garbage man who's doing
• 1:22:47
  a job of picking up garbage want to kill someone?
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  And then left the scene. Good evening, everyone.
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  I don't think he knew. Josh Benson. And I'm Stacey
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  Scheibel. Thanks for joining us. Police say that...
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  Also, why are you sleeping in an alley? Driver
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  was on duty when that accident happened in an
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  alley. So there's that. I mean... Why are you
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• 1:23:06
  the state law offloaded congressman. is proposing
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  legislation to create a national database to
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  look up people convicted of cruelty to animals
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  hell yeah i love that you're cruel to an animal
• 1:23:16
  you're a loser like these losers all right thanks
• 1:23:19
  sally we'll check back well the person responsible
• 1:23:21
  for shooting a 17 year old during a teen takeover
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  is still on the run that's right clearwater police
• 1:23:27
  say they did arrest another 17 year old from
• 1:23:30
  brandon who was armed invest that's good I have
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  no comment on that, and I think we all know.
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  All right! All in ten heights, now the cynic
• 1:24:04
  get tight From the berms to the block, that's
• 1:24:06
  a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his name
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  on the lights He got callers on the line, tryna
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  break they news From the side to the sticks,
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  they relate to the views Every segment like a
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  story from the avenue Turn slick, then he fact
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  -check the attitude This that Chicago news? Hop
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  it, I will let them choose From the heights to
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  the loop, what it do? There's shots with the
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  play -by -play down in Springfield. I know you're
• 1:24:51
  going to stay down there until the 12 -hour mark.
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  A lot of political... You're there all the way
• 1:24:58
  to... Where's the finish line, Ferris? Man, this
• 1:25:01
  five -second delay is so awkward. We appreciate
• 1:25:05
  it. Yeah, well, the Bears go for this. That's
• 1:25:07
  the big question. Let's get our team coverage
• 1:25:09
  continuing now with Rose Schmidt in Arlington
• 1:25:11
  Heights. What up, baby? That's my hometown. To
• 1:25:15
  Rose, around a future stadium is anything but
• 1:25:18
  clear here, but I'm curious, what is the mood
• 1:25:20
  like? Things are moving. What are people telling
• 1:25:22
  you about this? Well, Stephen, Allison, Arlington
• 1:25:26
  Heights mayor did not appear to offer a ringing
• 1:25:29
  endorsement of the plans we've heard thus far.
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  So it didn't end up working out because here
• 1:25:33
  was the update. The Bears are all the talk today
• 1:25:38
  in downtown Arlington Heights after the team
• 1:25:41
  paid nearly $200 million three and a half years
• 1:25:44
  ago. For the former Arlington Park racetrack
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  site, everyone assumed that they would eventually
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  build their new stadium there. But after the
• 1:25:51
  legislature last... Listen, I grew up right down
• 1:25:54
  the block from there. I could literally walk
• 1:25:58
  to a game if I wanted, where the racetrack was.
• 1:26:01
  But there's nothing happening in Arlington Heights.
• 1:26:08
  This night failed to pass a Bears inside. It
• 1:26:11
  failed. That sucks. What's this? Thank you. that's
• 1:26:16
  right it's work we started here back in 2022.
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  this brand new legislation would make it easier
• 1:26:22
  for the state to pull the license of any massage
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  therapist convicted of certain crimes the lawsuit
• 1:26:32
  spans more than 300 pages and at the heart of
• 1:26:35
  it it questions whether consumers are being provided
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  with a clear picture of the products they are
• 1:26:41
  buying cannabis filed in early may the suit takes
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  on cresco labs green and Thumb Industries and
• 1:26:47
  Verano Holdings. Listen, that just isn't what
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  it means when they say that the products advertised
• 1:26:52
  in that cannabis lawsuit means that they can't
• 1:26:55
  handle their high. That's not what that means.
• 1:26:59
  Because if you can handle the high, you wouldn't
• 1:27:00
  care. You know, we're keeping our eyes on Springfield
• 1:27:03
  right now, but there are other bills lawmakers
• 1:27:04
  have to consider before that deadline. Lawmakers
• 1:27:07
  passed a statewide ban on cell phones, and it
• 1:27:11
  was a really big one. It's a statewide ban on
• 1:27:13
  cell phones. So here's how this bill works. Get
• 1:27:15
  that applied! Students can't use their phones
• 1:27:17
  during class time. They have to put... put their
• 1:27:19
  cell phones in a secure place during class i
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  like that because you still need to make sure
• 1:27:23
  that they're safe in case there's a shooting
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  which i hate we have to say which is one of the
• 1:27:26
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  echoes to cabs and faded cabs Past the preaching
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  Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland
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  news, where the truth gets raw Rust belt blues,
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• 1:28:09
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  Happy Hot Topic. A woman who spent the next five
• 1:28:17
  years on probation after she stole more than
• 1:28:20
  $20 ,000 from a kid's horse camp. Oh, what a
• 1:28:23
  dirty ride and run. If a guy did it, he'd get
• 1:28:25
  jail time. A Euclid teenager has been cited for
• 1:28:29
  allegedly driving 132 miles per hour. Oh, daddy
• 1:28:33
  must be so proud of you. In his car. A loser.
• 1:28:38
  He'd be arrested in Florida. Or on I -90. Hang
• 1:28:42
  on. and enters this we're surrounded by hundreds
• 1:28:48
  of people like you don't expect somebody to just
• 1:28:52
  walk up and yank your clothes off a fun day at
• 1:28:55
  cedar point takes a disturbing turn yeah that's
• 1:28:58
  for sure police arrested and tased a man for
• 1:29:00
  what he is accused of doing to an absolute complete
• 1:29:03
  stranger britney weir was at the park tonight
• 1:29:06
  after speaking this reporter sounds really Speaking
• 1:29:10
  to a friend of the victim. She explains what
• 1:29:13
  they said and what Cedar Point is saying tonight.
• 1:29:16
  She says she's still trying to process what happened.
• 1:29:20
  It was supposed to be a birthday celebration.
• 1:29:22
  A group of friends traveling here to Cedar Point
• 1:29:25
  from Michigan for a week of fun. But on that
• 1:29:28
  last night at the park, a man came up behind
• 1:29:31
  the women and pulled one of the women's skirt
• 1:29:33
  and underwear down. Then led police on a chase
• 1:29:38
  through the parking lot. Okay. It is a transgender
• 1:29:43
  woman. It was supposed to be the perfect start
• 1:29:46
  to a birthday week. April Dempster, who is transgender,
• 1:29:50
  says she and her friends were riding Top Thrill
• 1:29:53
  2 on their first night at the park. But as they
• 1:29:56
  walked up the midway around 8 .30, a man came
• 1:30:00
  up from behind, grabbed her friend's skirt and
• 1:30:03
  underwear, and pulled them down, exposing her
• 1:30:06
  genitals to... Ah, that sucks. Leave trans people
• 1:30:10
  alone! You're all douchebags! And that is a...
• 1:30:46
  BCR, our main export is crippling depression.
• 1:30:50
  They used to harbor it here. We think this is
• 1:30:52
  art. It could be worse, though at least we're
• 1:30:55
  not Detroit! We're not Detroit! Keep people from
• 1:31:01
  looking at their own lives and realizing how
• 1:31:03
  bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,
• 1:31:06
  if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange
• 1:31:10
  and brown every Sunday, you might realize...
• 1:31:14
  I live in Cleveland. How the hell did this happen?
• 1:31:21
  Did I used to eat babies in a former life? And
• 1:31:25
  then you look around at your tiny little house
• 1:31:27
  that you can't afford because of the mortgage
• 1:31:28
  crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who
• 1:31:31
  will have diabetes by the time they're eight
• 1:31:32
  because they live on corn syrup and lye. And
• 1:31:35
  then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife
• 1:31:38
  where she waddles towards you with her front
• 1:31:40
  butts going out over the top of her ass in long
• 1:31:42
  shoes. He's like, I'm gonna go shoot myself and
• 1:31:45
  my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right? Do
• 1:31:51
  you regret anything that you said about Cleveland?
• 1:31:54
  I don't regret it at all. Do you like it? Do
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  you think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard
• 1:32:01
  anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.
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  I don't care. What's so good about Cleveland?
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  I don't care. What you look like on the outside,
• 1:32:36
  whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch
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• 1:32:47
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