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FULL SHOW: A Messy Downstairs Unit · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food. Freshly
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Speaker 1: made with Reburger. Welcome to the Hauraki Big Show with
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Speaker 1: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
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Speaker 2: Oh, g'day you mad bastards. Great to have your company
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Speaker 2: on this blustery Thursday afternoon. It is the 29th of October, 2026.
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Speaker 2: And you, my friends who are listening to the Big Show,
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Speaker 2: brought to you by Reburger.
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Speaker 3: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
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Speaker 3: away Reburger today.
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Speaker 2: Reburger. Yeah, great stuff. Speaking of which, Mogi dressed in
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Speaker 2: what I would describe as smart casual today with his
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Speaker 2: very nicely fitting denim shirt there. He's got a tidy
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Speaker 2: whitey on underneath and I'm loving it. Mogi, how's life, mate?
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Speaker 4: I'm pretty grousey, you nerd dog. You sick son of a.
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Speaker 4: Life's good, isn't it? Yeah. The weather's taken a little
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Speaker 4: bit of a turn. I'll be honest with you. I
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Speaker 4: had four G & Ts last night and a thousand cigarettes.
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Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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Speaker 4: Got to sleep at around about 1.30 in the morning. Weirdly,
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Speaker 4: I was just nodding off, just getting to sleep because
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Speaker 4: I was in bed at 11.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I thought if I stay up later, I'll sleep later, Keezy.
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Speaker 4: I'll sleep later. But what happened was I was so
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Speaker 4: out of whack that I couldn't get to sleep. And
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Speaker 4: then just as I was nodding off, I was having
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Speaker 4: a dream that Wilson Dixon, friend of the show, comedian,
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Speaker 4: and singer-songwriter, was on a horse, and the horse kicked
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Speaker 4: me in the head, and it woke me up. And
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Speaker 4: then I had a bit of an adrenaline rush. 1.30
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Speaker 4: in the morning, I got to sleep.
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Speaker 1: Wow.
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Speaker 4: So when you ask me how I am, just remember, man,
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Speaker 4: there could be something going on at home.
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Speaker 2: I'll take that on board, man. I'll take that on board.
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Speaker 2: How are you going, Keezy? Looking very... Odd.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: What do you mean, odd? I'm not sure about the shirt,
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Speaker 2: that's all.
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Speaker 3: Why is that?
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Speaker 2: It's just odd.
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Speaker 4: What do you mean?
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Speaker 2: What's odd about it? No, I mean it's cool. Is it? But, yeah, no.
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Speaker 3: It's just a rugby jersey. I mean, I don't know
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Speaker 3: what the big deal is.
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Speaker 2: Oh, right. No, it's all good. Yeah, go for it.
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Speaker 3: Go pretty grouse, fellas. It's a beautiful day.
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Speaker 2: Wow. It's all G. It's a bit blustery and shitty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: And I'm in a shit mood, right? But outside of that,
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Speaker 3: it's all good.
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Speaker 4: What about you, Jase?
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Speaker 3: How are you going?
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Speaker 2: Well, it's interesting that Mogi mentioned the durries there because
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Speaker 2: for the first time in ages today, I was like.
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Speaker 1: Don't do it.
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Speaker 3: Don't do it.
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Speaker 2: I might as well just smoke durries. I agree. You
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Speaker 2: know what I mean?
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Speaker 3: I'm so sick of this shit.
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Speaker 2: But also... But also... You know, I haven't been feeling
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Speaker 2: great lately, and I'm just thinking to myself, this vape crap,
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Speaker 2: it's got to end.
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Speaker 4: It's got to go.
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Speaker 2: It's got to end.
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Speaker 4: You know, I really envied you when you were a smoker, Jase,
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Speaker 4: because me, when I smoke, as you'll notice, I get
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Speaker 4: that cough.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: I get that little tickle in the back of my throat.
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Speaker 4: It's almost enough to put a man off smoking. Almost?
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Speaker 4: It's almost like it's not good for you. But you
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Speaker 4: never had that.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 4: You've always smoked considerably more than me, and yet your
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Speaker 4: body seems to be so resilient against it. Extraordinary, isn't it?
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Speaker 2: No. Hey, speaking of which, boy, we've got an extraordinary
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Speaker 2: show coming up.
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Speaker 5: Whoa.
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Speaker 2: On the Big Show.
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Speaker 4: God, when you say extraordinary show, Jay, you're 100% right.
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Speaker 4: After 5 o'clock today, we're going to be talking to
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Speaker 4: the director of and star of Black Sheeps.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 4: The sequel to the huge hit Black Sheep that came
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Speaker 4: out in 2006, I believe. Director's name is Jonathan King.
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Speaker 4: The star is Nathan Meister. Also, we've got the ITM
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Speaker 4: tool trade-off. Listen out for the queue to call. Ring
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Speaker 4: us on 0800 Hauraki and you could be able to
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Speaker 4: trade in one of your shitty trolls for one that's
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Speaker 4: worth up to a million dollars. I don't know how
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Speaker 4: we do it.
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Speaker 2: That's incredible.
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Speaker 4: I really don't. Next up, Jase wants to talk about
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Speaker 4: the filth double standard in a relationship.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 4: Does this got anything to do with hand shandies?
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Speaker 2: Wow. Could do. Could do. Depends on whoever's doing the chatting.
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Speaker 5: Hey.
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Speaker 2: I hope not. Here's a bit of incubus. Tune.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 2: Yes, indeed. Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hodaki Big
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Speaker 2: Show this Thursday afternoon. And the time is 4.13. And fellas,
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Speaker 2: I wonder if you might indulge me in a little
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Speaker 2: bit of relationship chat.
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Speaker 4: Sure.
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Speaker 2: Thanks, man. And it's something that I've noticed over the
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Speaker 2: last sort of, I don't know, couple of years, I guess.
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Speaker 2: You'll be aware of the fact that I've been in
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Speaker 2: a pretty long-term relationship.
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Speaker 4: You're married.
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Speaker 2: With the love of my life. Yeah. Lovely lady.
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Speaker 4: She's all right.
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Speaker 5: And every now and then, every now and then, she's
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Speaker 5: prone to coming out with some absolutely shocking filth.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 3: All right, like what?
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Speaker 4: Like what?
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Speaker 2: What does she say? Well, this is the issue that
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Speaker 2: I have in discussing this, Keezy, and I knew you
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Speaker 2: were going to go in this direction. I can't really,
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Speaker 2: because it is filth. It is such filth that even
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Speaker 2: Hoity J goes, whoa! Hello! But you're loving it, though.
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Speaker 2: But I love it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I love it. And she'll just sort of laugh and
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Speaker 2: sort of laugh it off, and it'll all be all G,
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Speaker 2: and I'll have a little chuckle to myself. And then
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Speaker 2: maybe a little bit further down the line, you know,
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Speaker 2: we'll be walking along an old hoody J remembering, you know,
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Speaker 2: what my wife may have said a day or two before.
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Speaker 2: We'll come out with a bit of filth of his own. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And she'll be like, and this is true, she'll go, oh, oh, no,
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Speaker 2: that's not cool. And I'll be like, oh.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I was just kind of, you know, just sort of,
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Speaker 2: playing along with what you said the other day, sort of, da-da-doosh-doosh. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's creepy.
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Speaker 3: It's creepy.
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Speaker 4: You took it too far.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And she's genuinely, like, sort of offended by it. And
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Speaker 2: I go, well, hang on. I mean, how come you
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Speaker 2: get to say that stuff and old hoity Jay? And
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Speaker 2: I mean, I've got to say, mine's probably, if anything,
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Speaker 2: a touch milder than what she would say.
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Speaker 3: It's giving me creepy vibes.
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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It'll be just like, da-doosh-doosh-doosh-doosh-doosh-doosh.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 2: And literally her reaction is, Oh, no.
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Speaker 4: Well, you know, there's some people, Jason, you would have
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Speaker 4: come across this in your life. You might be at
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Speaker 4: the local bar. There'll be a guy there, and this
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Speaker 4: guy can say whatever he wants. And the woman laughs, and, oh,
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Speaker 4: isn't this guy charming?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, funny.
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Speaker 4: It's funny.
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Speaker 3: It's endearing.
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Speaker 4: And then there's somebody, you know, like you that comes along,
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Speaker 4: and straightaway nobody feels safe. Nobody.
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Speaker 2: So.
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Speaker 3: Well, so hang on, Jase. Maybe this will help. So
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Speaker 3: just to get back to your wife, when she's talking filth.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
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Speaker 3: She's not like swearing or being too graphic.
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Speaker 2: Oh, there can be some swearing in it.
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Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Don't you worry. I mean, this is my point. It's shocking.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
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Speaker 2: You know, and I'm not a man easily shocked. Right.
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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying? It's like, whoa, I'm loving it.
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Speaker 2: But whoa!
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Speaker 3: And then you take it too far. And then you
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Speaker 3: have a crack at it.
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Speaker 2: And then I go, hey! You know, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce, deuce.
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Speaker 2: And she goes, oh, no, no.
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Speaker 4: The thing I think probably what it is, is that
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Speaker 4: you like what she's saying. Is that right?
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Speaker 2: Well, yes, I do.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, see, that's why I think this is the key here.
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Speaker 4: We're getting to the crux of it, Keezy. Is coming
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Speaker 4: from anybody else, she'd like what you're saying as well.
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Speaker 4: From anybody else.
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Speaker 3: Literally anyone.
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Speaker 2: Well, the question I wanted to ask you guys, is
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Speaker 2: that something that you have in your relationships or is
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Speaker 2: it just because I'm beginning to get the vibe. I'm
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Speaker 2: really happily married. I'm beginning to get the vibe that
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Speaker 2: it's just me.
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean.
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Speaker 2: My filth is creepy.
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Speaker 4: As you know, I am a never knew. Yeah, I
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Speaker 4: was just thinking about you walking across. From the ensuite
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Speaker 4: over to the other side of the bedroom, covering yourself
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Speaker 4: up with a pillow.
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Speaker 3: With a throw pillow, yeah. So when it comes to
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Speaker 3: dirty talk, like I'm a bit of a never nude
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Speaker 3: when it comes to dirty talk as well.
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Speaker 4: Right, okay, yeah. You're a bit of a straight missionary
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Speaker 4: sort of.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, sort of vanilla.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, your light's off. I'll just pull my jammies down
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Speaker 2: a bit.
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Speaker 4: Do you like that? Shh, I'm concentrating.
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Speaker 3: Have you guys bugged my house or something? I'm concentrating.
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Speaker 2: Well, okay, well, that's fine. I mean, I was just
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Speaker 2: curious if anyone else is, you know.
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Speaker 3: All right, well, how about this? We put it to
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Speaker 3: the audience. 3483, do you think Jase is creepy? Every
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Speaker 4: Oh, God.
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Speaker 2: When something is resonating, because as soon as the phone
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Speaker 2: lines open, boom, it's a full panel. Douche, douche, douche. Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche.
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Speaker 2: Let's go to the phone lines. G'day, Dave, you mad bastard.
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Speaker 2: How's life? I'm good, fellas, and yourself? Yeah! Yeah, man.
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Speaker 4: You living the dream?
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Speaker 2: Living the dream, Dave. Living the dream. What do you
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Speaker 2: do for a crust, mate? I'm a chippy. Oh, yeah. Backbone.
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Speaker 2: Massive backbone. How's business in Whangarei?
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Speaker 4: Oh, it's pretty good, mate.
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Speaker 1: The summer rush is coming on.
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Speaker 4: So the phone's been ringing.
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Speaker 2: That's what I like to hear, Dave. Good on you, Dave.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Dave.
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Speaker 2: Hammering away down there.
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Speaker 3: Old Dave hammering away.
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Speaker 2: Hammer Dash, dash, dash, dash.
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Speaker 3: What's that noise? Oh, it's just old Dave.
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Speaker 2: Hammering away.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Just going hammering dogs.
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Speaker 4: Every site has a Dave.
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Dave, what tool would you like to trade with us, man?
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Speaker 1: I have a beautiful Tesla nail gun that you can have.
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Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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Speaker 3: How long have you had it?
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Speaker 2: Oh, about 15 years.
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Speaker 4: Holy.
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Speaker 2: Far out.
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Speaker 4: That's a long time.
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Speaker 5: It's more of a hammer now than it is a
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Speaker 5: nail gun.
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Speaker 2: They always scared me, the old nail guns, when I
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Speaker 2: was on site. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: You've never been on site, Jason.
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Speaker 4: No, no, you'll be fine.
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Speaker 3: Hey, Dave, is it pretty secondhand, that nail gun you got?
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Speaker 4: Oh, she definitely is.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: All right, let me just look here what we've got.
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Speaker 3: Did you say it was a Paz load?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I did, yes.
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Speaker 3: Okay, what I'm going to do is I'm going to
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Speaker 3: take that Pazlode nail gun that's 15 years off you
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Speaker 3: and I'm going to give you a brand new Pazlode
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Speaker 3: Framemaster Nightwolf worth $ 1, 169 plus GST. It includes a Framemaster
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Speaker 3: Nightwolf framing nailer and a bonus bush buck hoodie.
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Speaker 1: Oh, the hoodie, you legend.
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Speaker 4: Oh, thank you very much.
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Speaker 2: No worries.
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Speaker 4: You guys rock, and thank you, ITM.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you, mate.
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Speaker 4: Because it's rolling into summer there, Dave, you might have
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Speaker 4: to rip the sleeves off that hoodie, brother. Oh, nobody
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Speaker 4: wants to see me with sleeves off. Let's be honest.
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Speaker 3: Good on you, Dave.
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Speaker 2: Good.
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Speaker 3: You hold the loan, brother, and old Pugs will sort
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Speaker 3: you out. And don't forget.
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Speaker 2: Oh, legend. Thanks, guys. No worries, mate.
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Speaker 3: Make sure you've got your phone on you tomorrow as well, Dave,
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Speaker 3: because everyone that's in the draw is also in the
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Speaker 3: draw for $ 500, all right?
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Speaker 4: Yeah. Oh, that sounds brilliant.
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Speaker 2: I'll keep my phone with me.
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Speaker 3: Good on you, Dave.
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Speaker 2: Good on you. Oh, what a backbone, eh? He loved that.
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Speaker 2: He loved that.
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Speaker 4: Well, it's not often you get like for like, so
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Speaker 4: he's done bloody well there.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's done bloody well. Pure chance. Don't forget,
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Speaker 3: ITM's Toolbox top-up sale is on now. And also, head
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Speaker 3: to Hodaki Socials for your chance to score yourself an
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Speaker 3: ITM merch pack. Yeah. We just tried on the merch pack, actually.
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Speaker 3: Pretty cool stuff, eh, fellas?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a beautiful hoodie in there, actually. I wouldn't
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Speaker 2: mind scoring one of those for around the house. You
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Speaker 2: know what I'm saying when I'm doing this? Bits and pieces.
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Speaker 4: Playing with your bits and pieces.
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Speaker 2: Here's Jane's addiction.
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Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 2: Queens of the Stone Age there on the Radio Hodaki
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Speaker 2: Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is 4.49. Fellas,
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Speaker 2: let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah!
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 4: Fellas, once again, I don't think I watched anything. Well,
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Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't watch anything last night, but what
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Speaker 4: I have been doing is I've been reading The Little
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Speaker 4: Prince to my daughter.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 4: You're aware of The Little Prince, Jase?
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Speaker 2: Yes, I am. I am.
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Speaker 4: God, it's a bloody beautiful story.
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Speaker 2: It's lovely.
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Speaker 4: Little fella he is there. And it's about, so it
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Speaker 4: starts off with a fella there who crashes in the desert.
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Speaker 4: and while he's fixing his plane, he's in the Sahara Desert,
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Speaker 4: 100 miles away from anywhere, Jase. Can I say that?
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 4: A very long way. And while he's there, a little
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Speaker 4: fella comes up to him and starts having a yarn,
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Speaker 4: and it turns out that this little prince is a
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Speaker 4: young boy who leaves his tiny planet and the rose
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Speaker 4: he loves, a flower, to explore the universe. He visits
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Speaker 4: several planets, meeting adults obsessed with power, money, and status.
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Speaker 4: I remember reading it when I was a kid, and
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Speaker 4: I think I might have read it when I was
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Speaker 4: a bit older, but it's really brilliant reading it as
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Speaker 4: an adult and seeing it through adult eyes. My daughter's
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Speaker 4: getting nothing out of it whatsoever.
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Speaker 2: That's not important.
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Speaker 4: Every now and again, I'll ask her a question. It's
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Speaker 4: like we're reading different books. In all seriousness. But it's
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Speaker 4: nice to spend the time with her. Yes, that's right.
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Speaker 4: And that's the thing. She'll remember reading this and we'll
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Speaker 4: read it again. It's a five out of five buzzies book.
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Speaker 4: It's a lot of pictures in it, but some great
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Speaker 4: insights into what we treat as being important as humans.
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Speaker 4: Really good. Bloody great stuff.
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Speaker 2: What's it called?
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Speaker 4: The Little Prince. Actually, you can probably watch it somewhere.
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Speaker 4: There is a movie of it, but not the same.
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Speaker 4: You have to read it.
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Speaker 2: I watched a doco last night on Netflix called The
14:21
Speaker 2: One About Matthew Perry.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
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Speaker 2: And it's about Matthew Perry, obviously, the Friends star, and
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Speaker 2: about his early career.
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Speaker 4: Chandler.
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Speaker 2: Chandler. He was one of the most popular characters.
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Speaker 4: He was my favourite character because he was sarcastic.
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Speaker 2: He was for a lot of the fans out there.
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Speaker 2: How he sort of struggled early on in his career,
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Speaker 2: then Friends came along, ba-boom, just superstardom. All of a sudden,
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Speaker 2: just a massive star into a sort of movie career.
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Speaker 2: But he also, of course, struggled with addiction.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Alcoholism and sort of other drugs, prescription drugs. He was
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Speaker 2: actually the first film he did which I can't remember
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Speaker 2: what it was called, but it was with Bruce Willis.
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Speaker 4: The whole nine yards.
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Speaker 2: The whole nine yards, thank you. And actually, it was
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Speaker 2: the one day that the director was away, and he
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Speaker 2: got on a jet ski, and he actually ended up
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Speaker 2: hurting himself on this jet ski, and they put him
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Speaker 2: on painkillers, which he went, oh, jeez, these are pretty nice.
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Speaker 4: The Oxys.
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Speaker 2: Quite liking this. And basically, it's the story of his life, really.
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Speaker 2: He was in and out of rehab all the time.
15:28
Speaker 2: It was a real struggle for him. It's a very
15:31
Speaker 2: sad story.
15:31
Speaker 4: It is sad.
15:32
Speaker 2: And it's one of those stories where so many people
15:35
Speaker 2: that suffer from addiction just... You know, despite the fame,
15:39
Speaker 2: despite the glamour, the money, all of that, it doesn't
15:42
Speaker 2: give them what they need. You know what I mean?
15:45
Speaker 2: And they don't feel a part of the world. And
15:47
Speaker 2: he just isolated and got more and more out of it,
15:50
Speaker 2: as you do as an addict, I guess. But it's
15:53
Speaker 2: a very sad story. I've got to say, it's not
15:55
Speaker 2: particularly compelling. No. I wasn't going, whoa, jeez. But it's
16:00
Speaker 2: an interesting watch. I'll give it three buzzies out of
16:04
Speaker 2: five on Netflix there.
16:07
Speaker 3: Last night, my wife and I just wanted to watch
16:08
Speaker 3: something chill, just to switch off, fellas. And we put
16:12
Speaker 3: on TVNZ Plus and we watched Chateau DIY. Chateau DIY,
16:18
Speaker 3: which is about people, English people, that buy a run-down
16:22
Speaker 3: chateau or church or castle or something in France and
16:25
Speaker 3: then try and reno it.
16:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife loves that show.
16:27
Speaker 3: It's a great show, and it's just like... Oh, this
16:30
Speaker 3: chateau's got 16 rooms. We're trying to get one ready
16:33
Speaker 3: in time for the flower show to host someone. And
16:36
Speaker 3: then they show the room, and it is, like, completely effed.
16:40
Speaker 2: Like, it is. It's crumbly.
16:42
Speaker 3: It's not just a reno. The whole thing is just
16:44
Speaker 3: absolutely stuffed. And then one guy's missus is just about
16:48
Speaker 3: to have a baby, so they're quickly trying to do
16:50
Speaker 3: up a spot for them to live, and they're running
16:52
Speaker 3: out of time, and it's really stressful. I'm just like,
16:53
Speaker 3: why would you do it?
16:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
16:54
Speaker 3: But someone's got to do it to preserve these old buildings.
16:57
Speaker 2: Very good. Is that the one with the little moat
16:59
Speaker 2: around it?
16:59
Speaker 3: Not this particular one.
17:01
Speaker 2: Oh, right. The one we watch has got a little
17:03
Speaker 2: lake around it. And the guy's a genius.
17:07
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing, though. You're either a genius or, like,
17:09
Speaker 3: the people describe themselves as eternal optimists who think that
17:13
Speaker 3: everything's going to be fine.
17:14
Speaker 4: Yes.
17:14
Speaker 3: And then they find out that it's actually.
17:16
Speaker 4: It's going to be a disaster. It's good, though.
17:18
Speaker 1: Yeah. The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
17:23
Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
17:26
Speaker 2: Welcome back, you massive bag bones. Hope you're surviving your
17:29
Speaker 2: Thursday afternoon. You're listening to The Big Show brought to
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Speaker 2: you by Reburger.
17:33
Speaker 3: Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
17:36
Speaker 2: Ah, that's really quite yummy. I was actually just chatting
17:41
Speaker 2: to my wife regarding the dinner tonight, fellas. Funnily enough,
17:46
Speaker 2: pork mince. Hoity J makes a very nice spicy pork mince,
17:51
Speaker 2: which you then wrap in a lettuce leaf.
17:54
Speaker 4: Nah.
17:54
Speaker 3: That sounds shit.
17:55
Speaker 4: Already it sounds like shit.
17:57
Speaker 2: That sounds terrible. Stop it! It's really yum. It's really yum, right? No.
18:04
Speaker 2: And I got all my little secret ingredients that I have.
18:07
Speaker 4: Oh, paprika.
18:08
Speaker 2: And my wife was like, oh, no, that's all right, babe.
18:13
Speaker 2: I can do it. And I was like, oh.
18:14
Speaker 4: Any idiot can do that.
18:15
Speaker 2: You know, so I'm just sort of poised over my
18:18
Speaker 2: phone now going, oh, should I, how do I put this?
18:22
Speaker 2: Do I say, no, look, babe, because I've got a
18:24
Speaker 2: secret recipe. My daughter loves it. It's one of her
18:27
Speaker 2: favourite meals.
18:28
Speaker 3: Is it just a jar of, like, chicken tonight or
18:30
Speaker 3: whatever it's called?
18:31
Speaker 4: Exactly, pork tonight.
18:33
Speaker 2: Pork tonight.
18:34
Speaker 3: A jar of pork tonight.
18:37
Speaker 2: No, it's not, Daisy. Thanks very much. I expected more
18:42
Speaker 2: support from you, given that I'm talking about pork mints.
18:44
Speaker 3: Well, you know I love pork mints, but it's just
18:46
Speaker 3: when I hear someone absolutely butchering it, it's like, oh.
18:49
Speaker 3: I feel like porking tonight.
18:51
Speaker 2: But anyway, I'm going to let it do it. We'll
18:52
Speaker 2: see how we go.
18:53
Speaker 4: Good on you, man.
18:54
Speaker 2: Because I'm a backbone.
18:55
Speaker 3: You're a legend, and you make delicious pork. Reburger tonight, fellas,
19:00
Speaker 3: but more on that later.
19:01
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, sounds good, man. In the meantime, how do
19:04
Speaker 2: you feel like starting off with a bit of Foo Fighters?
19:07
Speaker 3: I've never heard of them. Are they any good?
19:09
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
19:13
Speaker 2: Black Keys there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
19:16
Speaker 2: Thursday afternoon, the time 5.13.
19:19
Speaker 4: Fellas, I'm going away for the weekend to celebrate my
19:21
Speaker 4: 50th birthday.
19:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, how good?
19:22
Speaker 4: It's pretty good. I've been getting hassled by some of
19:25
Speaker 4: my old mates that I should be throwing a party.
19:28
Speaker 4: Some kind of a big party. Some do. Yeah, and
19:31
Speaker 4: they're like, oh, yeah, you're too cool now, eh, with
19:33
Speaker 4: your famous mates. It's like... Who? I don't want a famous...
19:36
Speaker 4: I don't want to party with famous people or any
19:39
Speaker 4: other people, to be honest. Because it costs too much
19:41
Speaker 4: money and then you just hang over for days. You
19:43
Speaker 4: know what I mean?
19:43
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, if you focus on the negative, sure.
19:45
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's just like you're hung over for days
19:47
Speaker 4: and you've spent all this money. What's the point, Keezy?
19:49
Speaker 4: So I'm going away for four days with some mates.
19:52
Speaker 2: Yep.
19:52
Speaker 4: Have a few drinks, et cetera, et cetera. A few beers, et.
19:56
Speaker 3: Cetera, et cetera. Hang on, it sounds like that's going
19:58
Speaker 3: to cost a lot and you're going to be hung
19:59
Speaker 3: over for days.
20:00
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's different. Anyway, I'm all excited about going away
20:04
Speaker 4: on this trip and I run into the former partner
20:07
Speaker 4: of a friend of mine who's going to be there.
20:10
Speaker 4: And we're having some drinks and et cetera, et cetera.
20:13
Speaker 4: And it comes up in the chat. She says, you know,
20:15
Speaker 4: your mate there, my ex, he hates your taste in music. Right.
20:21
Speaker 4: He hates it. And this is a turn up for
20:23
Speaker 4: the books. This is a very, very good mate, you know,
20:26
Speaker 4: top three mate sort of dude. And in my opinion,
20:31
Speaker 4: I thought that we had exactly the same taste in music,
20:34
Speaker 4: pretty much, give or take.
20:35
Speaker 3: Aren't me, Pugs, and Jason the top three?
20:38
Speaker 4: Not even close. Yeah, man.
20:40
Speaker 2: I knew that, Keezy. Come on, man.
20:42
Speaker 3: All right, number seven.
20:45
Speaker 4: So anyway, what I thought would happen over there is
20:47
Speaker 4: because it's my birthday.
20:48
Speaker 2: Yes.
20:49
Speaker 4: That I get to play the music.
20:51
Speaker 3: All weekend.
20:52
Speaker 4: All weekend. Wow. On the stereo there. So you have
20:56
Speaker 4: a playlist for when you wake up, a playlist for
20:59
Speaker 4: your lunchtime, et cetera, et cetera, afternoon, chilling, all that
21:02
Speaker 4: sort of thing. So you wake up, you're going to
21:03
Speaker 4: have some– Oh, you might have some fruits and bacon
21:08
Speaker 4: and eggs and that sort of thing be outside on
21:10
Speaker 4: the table there, Keezy.
21:11
Speaker 3: It's beachfront, eh?
21:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're listening to Seek and Destroy by Metallica.
21:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, how good.
21:17
Speaker 3: So this is what it sounds like. They've got the
21:18
Speaker 3: beach going there. You know.
21:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally. I'm into it.
21:22
Speaker 3: Mogi puts his playlist on.
21:23
Speaker 2: See your fire back up, Mogi. That's what you see,
21:25
Speaker 2: your fire back up.
21:30
Speaker 3: Doesn't that sound amazing?
21:31
Speaker 2: That'd be so good.
21:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, just to get the day started. Yeah. You know
21:36
Speaker 4: what I mean? But now I'm going to know that
21:41
Speaker 4: this mate of mine, this so-called mate of mine, is
21:44
Speaker 4: actually sort of talking shit about me behind my back
21:47
Speaker 4: and saying that Metallica's not cool.
21:50
Speaker 2: Yeah.
21:51
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think he said Metallica's not cool. I
21:53
Speaker 3: think what he says is, oh, I'm not a huge
21:55
Speaker 3: fan of Mogi's taste in music.
21:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well, he doesn't like it at all.
21:58
Speaker 2: He hates it.
21:59
Speaker 4: So I'm thinking about how do I uninvite him?
22:01
Speaker 3: Yeah.
22:02
Speaker 4: Because he's already paid the money. And I like his partner.
22:05
Speaker 4: She can come.
22:07
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:07
Speaker 4: That's a tough one, isn't it? Have you ever had
22:09
Speaker 4: to do that before?
22:11
Speaker 2: Uninvite someone? Hmm.
22:14
Speaker 4: Yeah.
22:15
Speaker 3: Because, Jase, you would have gone away to an Airbnb
22:17
Speaker 3: with all your mates heaps of times, eh?
22:20
Speaker 2: Well, funnily enough, for one of my birthday celebrations, I
22:24
Speaker 2: went to Waiheke as well.
22:25
Speaker 4: Oh, yes, I remember.
22:27
Speaker 2: In fact, it was.
22:28
Speaker 4: Relatively recently because I remember telling you that you should
22:30
Speaker 4: stop in with your wife and kids and come and
22:33
Speaker 4: see us. And I remember standing at the window doing
22:36
Speaker 4: the dishes and watching Jason and his family walk past
22:39
Speaker 4: my house, not call me, not text me, nothing at all.
22:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not really into your music, man. Having said that,
22:51
Speaker 2: I don't mind a bit of Radiohead. Cheers.
22:54
Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
22:57
Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. You guys ready
22:58
Speaker 1: to rock? Let's rock, let's rock. Giga Little on Radio Hauraki.
23:05
Speaker 1: Let's see who wants to hear the roar of the encore.
23:08
Speaker 1: Cheers to Super Liquor.
23:10
Speaker 2: I'm ready to rock, fellas.
23:12
Speaker 4: It's funny you say that. It's probably the first time
23:14
Speaker 4: I've noticed her saying that. Are you guys ready to rock?
23:18
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:19
Speaker 4: What a great question that is. Are you ready to rock?
23:22
Speaker 4: Are you ready to rock, Keezy?
23:23
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess so.
23:25
Speaker 4: Well, you can't just say that flippantly offhand like that.
23:27
Speaker 4: You have to really think about it because being ready
23:29
Speaker 4: to rock is a serious business.
23:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, man. You can't be half-assed about it, Keezy.
23:33
Speaker 3: Well, in that case, I don't think I am ready
23:35
Speaker 3: to rock.
23:35
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't sound like you are.
23:36
Speaker 2: You're looking a bit droopy-eyed.
23:38
Speaker 3: Those are just my eyes.
23:39
Speaker 5: Oh, right.
23:42
Speaker 2: Hey, let's give away some cash, eh, fellas? G'day, Hamish,
23:47
Speaker 2: you mad bastard. How's life?
23:49
Speaker 4: Yeah, good, boys.
23:50
Speaker 3: I'm ready to rock.
23:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're ready to rock. That's what I like to hear, Hamish.
23:54
Speaker 2: Tell me, Hamish, what do you like to rock to?
23:59
Speaker 3: Usually heavy metal.
24:00
Speaker 2: Yeah.
24:02
Speaker 4: That's right.
24:03
Speaker 2: I'm with you, man.
24:04
Speaker 4: If you and I woke up together on a romantic island,
24:07
Speaker 4: let's say Waiheke, Would you be offended if when I
24:11
Speaker 4: put the croissants on, we played a little bit of
24:13
Speaker 4: Master of Puppets, brother?
24:15
Speaker 2: Nah, that sounds bloody good.
24:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you.
24:18
Speaker 5: Yeah, good on you.
24:19
Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds like shit.
24:21
Speaker 2: Hey, Hamish, what do you do for a crust, mate?
24:25
Speaker 1: I'm a truck driver.
24:26
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, backbone.
24:27
Speaker 4: Backbone.
24:28
Speaker 2: Massive backbone.
24:30
Speaker 4: Is there a rule at your company that you're not
24:31
Speaker 4: allowed to pick up hitchhikers?
24:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a rule.
24:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's bullshit, man. What the hell, man?
24:37
Speaker 2: God, that's how I got around the country back in
24:39
Speaker 2: the day.
24:39
Speaker 4: You'd never get a ride with a truck anymore.
24:41
Speaker 2: Hey, Hamish, now is there any particular gig that you're
24:44
Speaker 2: thinking you'd like to go to?
24:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking Queens of the Stone Age or Kings
24:51
Speaker 3: of Leon, one of the two.
24:52
Speaker 4: Yeah. Have you seen either of them before?
24:57
Speaker 2: No, I haven't.
24:58
Speaker 4: Go to Queens of the Stone Age.
25:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want to see Primus too.
25:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go. Two dudes, mate.
25:04
Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what, Hamish, how about we chuck
25:07
Speaker 2: $ 250 your way? How does that sound? Oh, shit, yeah, boys.
25:10
Speaker 1: Yeah.
25:11
Speaker 2: No worries, mate.
25:12
Speaker 3: Good on you, Hamish. Thanks for listening, mate. You hold
25:14
Speaker 3: the line, all right?
25:15
Speaker 2: Cheers, guys. Good on you, mate.
25:18
Speaker 4: Backbone.
25:19
Speaker 2: I mean, it's kind of a standard phrase for any
25:21
Speaker 2: band member. You know, you get on the stage and
25:23
Speaker 2: you're like... Are you ready to rock? Really? Dish, dish, dish, dish.
25:27
Speaker 4: And when you think about it, it's kind of an
25:29
Speaker 4: empty sort of.
25:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, what does it even mean?
25:32
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like it's quite old-fashioned. Like, I don't think...
25:34
Speaker 3: Are you ready to rock? I haven't seen that on
25:36
Speaker 3: stage for 40 years.
25:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what's the last gig you went to?
25:40
Speaker 3: Engelbert Humperdinck.
25:42
Speaker 4: Literally.
25:43
Speaker 3: And he was not rude.
25:45
Speaker 4: He was not rude.
25:45
Speaker 5: No.
25:46
Speaker 2: He was past his prime, I think it's fair to say.
25:52
Speaker 3: Past his prime. Hey, $ 250 to put towards the gig.
25:54
Speaker 3: Thanks to Super Liquor. Keep an ear out. When you
25:57
Speaker 3: hear the roar of the crowd, you give us a call.
25:59
Speaker 3: 0800 HODAKI and you could win. That's cheers to Super
26:01
Speaker 3: Liquor and cheers to gigs, eh, fellas?
26:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, mate.
26:03
Speaker 3: Hey, coming up next, the director and actor from the
26:07
Speaker 3: classic Kiwi dark horror comedy.
26:10
Speaker 2: Yes. Black Sheep. Black comedy.
26:11
Speaker 4: Black comedy.
26:12
Speaker 3: Black comedy, Black Sheep, they have 20 years later, it
26:15
Speaker 3: came out in 2006, 20 years later this year, they
26:18
Speaker 3: are releasing a sequel called Black Sheep.
26:20
Speaker 4: Funnily enough, Nathan Meister, I worked with him on The Hobbit.
26:25
Speaker 4: many years ago and I haven't seen him for years
26:27
Speaker 4: and years he's been living in Denmark for the last
26:29
Speaker 4: 13 years wow yeah with his missus there and three
26:32
Speaker 4: children fellas so that was yeah I'm looking forward to
26:34
Speaker 4: seeing him and he's the lead actor right he's the
26:37
Speaker 4: lead actor yeah.
26:38
Speaker 3: So we'll be chatting to them next and we've got
26:39
Speaker 3: some double passes to give away to go and see
26:40
Speaker 3: that film too so make sure you stick around.
26:45
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26:50
Speaker 2: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Thursday night's going
26:53
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27:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, great stuff. Now, just an update on my pork
27:08
Speaker 2: mince situation at home. There, fellas. I've agreed to allow
27:12
Speaker 2: my wife to cook the pork mince tonight. and it'll
27:15
Speaker 2: be interesting to see how it turns out.
27:17
Speaker 4: Now, can we make a note of this? I want
27:18
Speaker 4: to hear how it goes tomorrow.
27:20
Speaker 3: Yes.
27:20
Speaker 4: I insist.
27:21
Speaker 2: You're not here tomorrow. I'll try not to be too critical.
27:24
Speaker 4: Damn it.
27:25
Speaker 2: Oh, no, you aren't.
27:26
Speaker 4: I won't be here. I'm away tomorrow, fellas.
27:28
Speaker 2: We could do it Monday.
27:29
Speaker 4: Look, I'll tune in. I'll tune in to the show special.
27:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, good.
27:32
Speaker 4: Specially.
27:33
Speaker 3: I don't think we do it Monday. I don't think
27:34
Speaker 3: we hold on four days.
27:35
Speaker 4: Save it for Monday.
27:36
Speaker 2: Oh, Tuesday. Tuesday, yeah, yeah. Of course, what's on the
27:39
Speaker 2: dinner with me, Keith?
27:40
Speaker 3: So we're going to wait five days so that Mogi
27:42
Speaker 3: can find out how your pork mince was.
27:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
27:45
Speaker 4: Well, I think it's going to lead to a five-day
27:47
Speaker 4: spell of silent treatment from old Horty J. I've got
27:49
Speaker 4: a vibe.
27:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, who knows?
27:51
Speaker 3: Can I guess some of the ingredients in your pork mince?
27:53
Speaker 2: Yes.
27:54
Speaker 3: Fish sauce?
27:54
Speaker 2: No.
27:55
Speaker 4: Paprika?
27:56
Speaker 2: No.
27:56
Speaker 3: Oyster sauce?
27:57
Speaker 4: Oregano?
27:58
Speaker 2: A little bit of oyster sauce, yes.
28:00
Speaker 3: Lime juice?
28:01
Speaker 2: No.
28:02
Speaker 4: Salt, a little bit of pepper?
28:03
Speaker 2: Yes.
28:04
Speaker 3: Chili flakes?
28:05
Speaker 2: Yes. Parsley?
28:08
Speaker 3: Oh, what's that?
28:09
Speaker 2: Coriander.
28:10
Speaker 4: Oh, nice.
28:11
Speaker 3: What's that sweet sauce?
28:12
Speaker 2: Sweet Thai chili sauce? No.
28:14
Speaker 3: Oh, do you put that in it?
28:14
Speaker 2: A little bit.
28:16
Speaker 3: No, the other stuff, the Japanese stuff.
28:18
Speaker 2: Oh, the gyozu or something.
28:21
Speaker 3: Oh, what's it called? Where's Pugs when you need them?
28:24
Speaker 3: Where is Pugs when you need them?
28:26
Speaker 2: But look, I'm not going to give away all the
28:28
Speaker 2: ingredients because it's delicious and I don't want anyone copying me.
28:31
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone's going to steal your pork mince recipe.
28:34
Speaker 2: You'd be surprised, Keezy.
28:36
Speaker 3: I'd be very surprised. Hey, do you guys like Audio Slave?
28:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do, actually.
28:41
Speaker 3: Because this is a tune.
28:42
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a tune. Turn it up. Turn it up, man.
28:44
Speaker 4: It's louder.
28:45
Speaker 3: It's as loud as it goes.
28:47
Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
28:53
Speaker 2: Sublime there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Thursday evening. Now,
28:58
Speaker 2: it's a very special night for old Keezy, as mentioned
29:00
Speaker 2: earlier in the show. It's his last night and his...
29:03
Speaker 2: His old house, fellas.
29:04
Speaker 3: Yeah.
29:05
Speaker 2: And rather graciously, I thought, he decided that he wanted
29:10
Speaker 2: the fellas to come over and have a bit of
29:11
Speaker 2: a potluck with our partners. No, I didn't. To celebrate
29:14
Speaker 2: the last night of his house, which I thought, Mogi,
29:17
Speaker 2: was actually, you know, quite a bold move. I would
29:20
Speaker 2: have personally preferred in that situation to just spend that
29:23
Speaker 2: time with my wife and remembering the memories. But he said, no, no.
29:26
Speaker 3: All packing up the house.
29:27
Speaker 2: I want the fellas to come over, and he's even
29:29
Speaker 2: kept out some cutlery and bowls, et cetera, et cetera, especially. Now,
29:35
Speaker 2: whilst I was happy to do this, I also, there
29:37
Speaker 2: was a certain amount of trepidation of going, back to
29:40
Speaker 2: the scene of the crime, I guess you could say.
29:42
Speaker 3: What crime are you talking about, Jase? Are you talking
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Speaker 3: about me cooking a delicious meal for everyone?
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Speaker 2: And so I reluctantly agreed, but no, I've got to
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Speaker 2: be honest with you, Kesey, very much looking forward to it.
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Speaker 3: Pugs is here, by the way.
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Speaker 4: Hi, Pugs. Oh, evening, fellas. Thanks for having me.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all good.
30:05
Speaker 3: Sorry, so just confirming that this is complete bullshit. My
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Speaker 3: house is completely packed up. I don't even have a
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Speaker 3: dinner table or chairs, anything in the kitchen. It's completely empty.
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Speaker 2: Can we get takeaways?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm getting re-buried tonight.
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Speaker 4: Oh, great.
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Speaker 2: You did say it was going to be rustic, so
30:21
Speaker 2: that's all right. We don't mind a bit of food
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Speaker 2: on the old lap, do we, fellas?
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Speaker 3: Excuse me.
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Speaker 2: Especially if it's re-buried, you. I prefer it.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 3: No, no. Unfortunately, I'm never hosting a potluck ever again.
30:34
Speaker 2: You haven't at all anyway.
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Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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Speaker 2: Your meal was not a potluck. A potluck is when
30:39
Speaker 2: everyone brings something over. You cooked everything yourself, sadly.
30:45
Speaker 3: Hey, fellas. Just quickly, what are we doing here?
30:50
Speaker 4: Is this... I'm just sitting here.
30:52
Speaker 3: Is this get the whole crew together and then that
30:55
Speaker 3: seems like a real shit on Keezy's meal that he
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Speaker 3: made three weeks ago. Jase is really leading the charge here.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 2: Hey. Just jokes.
31:04
Speaker 4: Hey, we have fun.
31:06
Speaker 2: We have fun. Just jokes. But, you know, in terms of... Hey, folks,
31:12
Speaker 2: can you come in?
31:13
Speaker 3: I'm just going to wail on Keezy.
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Speaker 5: Is there.
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Speaker 2: I mean, do you need us to bring some stuff, Keezy?
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Speaker 2: Some drinks or something like that?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, it's a potluck, obviously, Jase, so you'll
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Speaker 3: be bringing one of the... What meal have you made?
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Speaker 2: Oh, I made a bean salad. LAUGHTER That's good.
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Speaker 3: Bean salad, okay. Hey, Moggy, what are you making?
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Speaker 2: Oh, nothing.
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Speaker 4: I don't like bean salad. I'll stay at home, actually.
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Speaker 2: Okay, that's good, actually.
31:49
Speaker 3: My score should be slightly better, folks. Okay. Pugs, what
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Speaker 3: are you bringing?
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Speaker 2: Sticky beef or something like that? Pugs, what are you
32:07
Speaker 2: bringing along?
32:08
Speaker 4: Has anybody got an out here?
32:09
Speaker 3: All right, stuff you. Here's the ads.
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Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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Speaker 1: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
32:22
Speaker 2: Guns. Roses there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
32:27
Speaker 2: Thursday evening.
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Speaker 4: Oh, fellas, fellas, fellas. It's good stuff. It sure is, man.
32:33
Speaker 3: A funny text has just come in here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
32:35
Speaker 3: Well, it hasn't just come in. It came in ages ago.
32:37
Speaker 3: Mogi's just drawn my attention to it. A true New
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Speaker 3: Zealand horror film, Jason Hoyt's performance in Young Hercules. LAUGHTER
32:48
Speaker 3: Have you ever watched it back?
32:51
Speaker 2: Where I played Hephaestus.
32:52
Speaker 3: What was that, like 25 years ago?
32:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be something like that. No, I think
32:58
Speaker 2: I might have seen snippets of it, but no, I've
32:59
Speaker 2: never watched the whole thing. Yeah, right.
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Speaker 3: Hey, fellas, tomorrow we are going to be broadcasting live
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Speaker 3: from Eden Park, and that is to celebrate the Black Caps–
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Speaker 3: Going down 4-0 to India.
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Speaker 4: I'm gutted I won't be able to be there, fellas.
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Speaker 4: I'll be over on Waiheke.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a shame.
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Speaker 2: Jeez. Gutted.
33:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sucks.
33:20
Speaker 2: I can see you're really upset, bud. Yeah.
33:23
Speaker 3: Well, it's going to be bloody awesome because obviously Eden
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Speaker 3: Park has sold out. We are taking on India in
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Speaker 3: a T20 and we are live from the brand new
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Speaker 3: Coca-Cola Field Club, which is a brand new part. Of
33:33
Speaker 3: the Lower West Stand. They've spent millions on the sucker
33:37
Speaker 3: getting it all ready.
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Speaker 4: Yes. I saw it. We saw it, didn't we? Because
33:40
Speaker 4: old Pug's son sent us a video. It looks bloody good.
33:42
Speaker 4: It does.
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Speaker 2: It's right at ground level. And I remember once I
33:46
Speaker 2: got into a corporate box at Eden Park to watch
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Speaker 2: a cricket match. One of the best watching experiences of
33:51
Speaker 2: my life.
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Speaker 4: Yes.
33:52
Speaker 5: Really?
33:53
Speaker 2: I mean, it helped that there was free piss and
33:54
Speaker 2: food as well. But it was amazing. Who won? West
33:59
Speaker 2: Indies on that occasion.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yes.
34:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Or something?
34:02
Speaker 2: Something. It's got a bit of acid in the old
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Speaker 2: chest there.
34:04
Speaker 3: That's all good. Look, this new spot, the Coca-Cola Field Club,
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Speaker 3: is right on the grass with the ultimate view as
34:10
Speaker 3: you get your ground level perspective right at the edge
34:12
Speaker 3: of the pitch. So it's good watching. If you are
34:15
Speaker 3: planning on heading to the cricket, the best part is
34:17
Speaker 3: if you've got a GA ticket, you can enter the
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Speaker 3: Coca-Cola Field Club.
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Speaker 4: That's it.
34:22
Speaker 3: It's not a corporate area. It's going to be rammed.
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Speaker 3: A GA ticket, 100%.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
34:26
Speaker 3: So we'll be there.
34:28
Speaker 2: Is GA like general admission?
34:29
Speaker 4: It's like that, but slightly different, yeah.
34:31
Speaker 2: Okay.
34:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. So we're going to be there broadcasting from
34:35
Speaker 3: 4 until 7, and then the game obviously gets underway
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Speaker 3: at 8 p.m. Eden Park tomorrow. If you'd like a
34:41
Speaker 3: double pass to head along, it's 100% sold out. Text
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Speaker 3: us now on 3483. And let us know who you'd
34:48
Speaker 3: like to take with you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, man.
34:50
Speaker 3: That easy.
34:51
Speaker 2: God, I'm fizzing about this.
34:52
Speaker 1: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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34:59
Speaker 2: Blink 182 there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this
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Speaker 2: Thursday evening.
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Speaker 4: Fellas, when we first came into the office today, there
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Speaker 4: was a couple of massive deliveries of food. One was
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Speaker 4: a whole bunch of cheese balls that, Jase, you received.
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Speaker 2: From old Bodie, yes.
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Speaker 4: From Bodie Barrett. Very generous. And then on the table,
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Speaker 4: there was just a huge amount of fast food from
35:20
Speaker 4: a supplier whose name we won't mention. But one of
35:22
Speaker 4: the bags was rammed with pottles of sweet and sour sauce. Now,
35:29
Speaker 4: I went through the bags and there was bags of
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Speaker 4: fries and there was bags, there was like a couple
35:34
Speaker 4: of other things in there and not a hell of
35:36
Speaker 4: a lot. But the main thing by the time we
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Speaker 4: got here, because of course this was delivered God knows
35:40
Speaker 4: how many hours ago, Was these sweet and sour, pottles
35:43
Speaker 4: of sweet and sour sauce. Now, we're out there, and
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Speaker 4: old Keezy rolls in, and his eyes absolutely light up.
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Speaker 2: They lit up, yeah.
35:52
Speaker 4: Double fisting into the bag, scooping out armfuls of these
35:56
Speaker 4: little pottles of sweet and sour sauce. And from what
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Speaker 4: I can understand, Keezy, you're taking them home. You've always
36:03
Speaker 4: wanted your own supply of sweet and sour sauce. It
36:05
Speaker 4: was the behavior of someone living in a flat.
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Speaker 2: 100%.
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Speaker 3: And the thing is, right, I've got fries in my
36:12
Speaker 3: deep freeze.
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Speaker 5: Right.
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Speaker 4: What do you mean?
36:15
Speaker 3: Like, I've got oven fries in my deep freeze.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, right. Shoestring. Oh, okay.
36:20
Speaker 2: I like a shoestring.
36:21
Speaker 3: And so what I'm trying to do is recreate having
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Speaker 3: fast food fries at my house. And so when I saw,
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Speaker 3: because we actually got dropped off those bags.
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Speaker 4: I've never seen you so happy.
36:30
Speaker 2: Wow.
36:33
Speaker 3: It's because I'm here at work. You're never really going
36:36
Speaker 3: to see me that stoked. But we actually got given
36:38
Speaker 3: all that food by another radio station.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was their leftovers, wasn't it?
36:42
Speaker 3: Zedium's leftovers.
36:42
Speaker 2: We always get the leftovers, you know, the remnants of
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Speaker 2: a half-chewed-on burger and a few soggy chickies.
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Speaker 4: Bags of pottles of sweet and sour sauce. Now, they
36:52
Speaker 4: didn't realise that this was Keezy's dream come true.
36:54
Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't my dream come true, but I certainly
36:56
Speaker 3: was stoked to have, like, imagine that. Like, oh, let's
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Speaker 3: have chips. Oh, I'll get some sweet and sour sauce out.
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Speaker 3: From the old, from the big shipment.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Imagine that.
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Speaker 2: Are you going to hide them? I mean, what about
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Speaker 2: your lovely wife?
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Speaker 3: Oh, no, she won't find out.
37:13
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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Speaker 3: Fellas, and if word gets out. If I find out
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Speaker 3: my wife is having any of my 20 bottles of sauce,
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Speaker 3: I'll be fuming.
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Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
37:22
Speaker 2: Because you're actually, you like to make a kind of
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Speaker 2: replica of this fast food chain's, a certain burger of theirs. Oh, yes.
37:32
Speaker 2: So imagine that you can make that, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
37:35
Speaker 2: Right? Then have your own little shoestring fries. Yeah. And
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Speaker 2: your own little bottles of sweet and sour sauce. It'll
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Speaker 2: be like the real deal, man.
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Speaker 3: It'll be just like the real deal. It'll be about
37:46
Speaker 3: 50 times more work and it won't taste as good probably,
37:50
Speaker 3: but good fun.
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Speaker 4: You'll be happy as, man.
37:52
Speaker 3: But don't you, I think life is about enjoying the
37:55
Speaker 3: little things like my face lighting up at some free sauce.
37:58
Speaker 4: Well, my face lit up when I saw your face
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Speaker 4: lit up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
38:02
Speaker 4: You know, that's what gave me great joy, seeing you
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Speaker 4: fizzing about puddles of sweet and sour sauce.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it's the little things in life.
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Speaker 2: It is, Keezy. I mean, my face lit up when
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Speaker 2: old Bodie sent me a pallet of cheese balls.
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Speaker 3: Well, you should probably address that. When did that happen?
38:18
Speaker 2: Well, we'll talk about it in tomorrow's show.
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Speaker 4: Oh, you're going to save it.
38:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to sample them tonight.
38:23
Speaker 3: Right, so he just randomly sent you, okay, we'll talk
38:26
Speaker 3: about it tomorrow.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he did send me a message and said, Jase,
38:28
Speaker 2: have you ever tried these cheese balls?
38:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, all those ones you were saying were shit.
38:33
Speaker 4: It sounds like he's trying to get into your pants.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, probably.
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Speaker 2: There you go, you mad bastards. That's a big show
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Speaker 2: done and dusted for your Thursday night. And the disclaimer today,
39:06
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's bonus material. We've lost the plot.
39:12
Speaker 2: Bonus material we do before the show. What's the clip today, Keezy?
39:16
Speaker 3: Today's clip, it is bonus. Mogi has lost it.
39:20
Speaker 2: He's gone mad.
39:21
Speaker 3: It is bonus material. It comes out at 7.30 tonight
39:23
Speaker 3: wherever you get your podcasts from. Today's clip is helping
39:27
Speaker 3: with the move.
39:28
Speaker 2: Do-do, do-do. I may not be a fan of the
39:33
Speaker 2: area you're living in, and it may have brought back
39:36
Speaker 2: some nightmares for me going back there, but I would
39:40
Speaker 2: have helped, man.
39:41
Speaker 4: What if?
39:41
Speaker 2: In terms of directing you as to where to put
39:43
Speaker 2: it and how to stack it.
39:45
Speaker 3: To make you feel more at home, what if I
39:47
Speaker 3: just stood in public... with that.
39:49
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that makes me feel really at home.
39:57
Speaker 4: In reference to me spotting someone on the street having
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Speaker 4: a go at himself.
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Speaker 2: Yes, yes. It's been a while since I've seen that.
40:03
Speaker 2: Since from my apartment.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
40:05
Speaker 2: So there was a bit of that chat as well
40:07
Speaker 2: going on.
40:07
Speaker 4: It's good stuff.
40:08
Speaker 3: Did that ever happen to you when you lived out west?
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Speaker 4: No.
40:11
Speaker 3: There you go.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, no. Hey, Mogi, your plans for the night?
40:17
Speaker 2: You're off now, of course, mate. I'm off, mate. You're
40:19
Speaker 2: not going to be in the show tomorrow.
40:21
Speaker 4: A few days off, yes, and you've got a mate
40:23
Speaker 4: coming over for dinner tonight, so I've got to go home.
40:25
Speaker 2: I've got to pack.
40:25
Speaker 4: I've got too much stuff to take. I'm taking my
40:28
Speaker 4: golf clubs, man, over the lake. I'm playing two rounds
40:30
Speaker 4: of golf.
40:30
Speaker 2: How good.
40:31
Speaker 4: How good.
40:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
40:32
Speaker 4: Well, probably horrendous, but that'll be fun, and yeah, just
40:36
Speaker 4: generally packing up, fellas, and God, I'll gut it. I'm
40:38
Speaker 4: not going to be able to do the live show
40:40
Speaker 4: with you tomorrow, but... Obviously, I don't like missing those.
40:43
Speaker 4: The main thing I'm gutted about is not being with
40:44
Speaker 4: you for the cricket, but I know you'll fly the
40:47
Speaker 4: flag for us and cheer the boys home. Good on you.
40:49
Speaker 2: Thanks, mate.
40:49
Speaker 4: Good on you, fellas. Late one, too. I think it
40:51
Speaker 4: finishes after midnight, so good on you. Hopefully.
40:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. It's going to be a hell of a tussle. Keezy,
40:57
Speaker 2: your answer tonight, man.
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Speaker 3: Well, my house is completely empty.
41:01
Speaker 5: Oh, of course.
41:01
Speaker 4: We'll see you soon.
41:02
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for the potluck. But my wife and I
41:05
Speaker 3: are having re-burger and then probably watching something on my
41:08
Speaker 3: laptop and then sleeping on our mattress, which is on
41:11
Speaker 3: the floor. It's weird, isn't it? It is weird. Then
41:14
Speaker 3: tomorrow morning we'll pack all the last of it up
41:16
Speaker 3: and vacuum and wipe down the house because it'll need it.
41:20
Speaker 4: Hey, here he is.
41:21
Speaker 2: Come on, man.
41:21
Speaker 4: Because he'll be, you know.
41:24
Speaker 2: Mattresses are such a bastard of a thing, I find.
41:27
Speaker 2: I hate mattresses. Why? Well, they're just so awkward and annoying.
41:31
Speaker 4: Do you mean to move? Yeah. Yeah.
41:33
Speaker 2: To cart around the place.
41:35
Speaker 4: When was the last time you picked up a mattress?
41:37
Speaker 2: Or to get rid of. You know, they're a pain
41:39
Speaker 2: to get rid of as well.
41:40
Speaker 4: I quite like them.
41:41
Speaker 2: Because a lot of places won't take a mattress.
41:44
Speaker 4: You know, the percentage of your time you spend trying
41:46
Speaker 4: to move them or get rid of them is probably about... 0.001%
41:51
Speaker 4: of the time that you have a mattress and the
41:53
Speaker 4: rest of the time it's either just in there on
41:54
Speaker 4: its own doing nothing. Or you're lying on it sleeping
41:57
Speaker 4: like shit. No, you're right, Jase. I hate them too.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, man.
42:01
Speaker 3: Wow, that was weird. You guys hate mattresses. Okay, Jase,
42:04
Speaker 3: you've got 15 seconds. What are you up to tonight?
42:06
Speaker 2: Why only 15 seconds, man?
42:08
Speaker 3: It's because the music's about to finish.
42:09
Speaker 2: Oh, it doesn't matter.
42:10
Speaker 4: Guys, I've got to catch my ferry.
42:11
Speaker 2: The movies. I've got to go, fellas. Neither here nor there.
42:14
Speaker 2: Got my ferry there in debt.
42:15
Speaker 4: Okay.
42:16
Speaker 2: So, what am I doing? That is a good question.
42:19
Speaker 4: No, it's not.