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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 13th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It is due to the graphic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show that.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Woody Show Insensitivity.
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  Speaker 2: Training class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: M good more than everybody. Well today it's February the thirteenth,
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  Speaker 4: and today is Friday, I know, and going into for
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  Speaker 4: what most people will be a three day holiday weekend.
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  Speaker 4: President's Day is on Monday. I'm weddy, that's great gory.
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  Speaker 4: What we got Menace, Gina, Grass, Sea Bass, Sammy and
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  Speaker 4: Morty's here, we got Vaughn Dumbass, Tyler, Board's here, Menji's here.
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  Speaker 4: It's Friday. Let's get into that three day weekend. Here
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  Speaker 4: week Govon's open eight seven seven forty four Wooding Friday
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  Speaker 4: check ins on the text over to two two nine
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  Speaker 4: eight seventy No, Now that's official Valentine's Day weekend. Today
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  Speaker 4: on the Show, we got the fail stories, we got
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  Speaker 4: the d u IQ. We'll get to some of the
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  Speaker 4: trending news headlines that are tamis stuff, Birthday's porn, and
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  Speaker 4: Birthday on the way. Whatever we can do to get
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  Speaker 4: through this and into the weekend as quickly as possible.
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  Speaker 4: Happening today here on the Woody show February thirteenth. It's
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  Speaker 4: Friday the thirteenth. It's a lot of superstition crap going
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  Speaker 4: around today the next as well, it's it's like what
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  Speaker 4: it is a dream your sweet Day. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: what the hell that means. But it's Nowtional Apology Day.
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  Speaker 4: It's also National Blame Somebody Else Day, so to avoid apologizing,
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  Speaker 4: just to break out the menace excuse generator, and you know,
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  Speaker 4: National Blame somebody Else Day celebrates blame them. Yeah. Some
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  Speaker 4: food holidays, it's National Cheddar Day, National crab Rangoon Day,
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  Speaker 4: National Tourtelini Day, and then when it gets into today's
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  Speaker 4: World Radio Day. But as far as Valentine's Day goes,
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  Speaker 4: it's International Condom Day, Gallantines Day, which I feel like
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  Speaker 4: I've seen or heard more about. Gallantines Girls, It's you
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  Speaker 4: go Vaughn Black Love Day, Love You, It's kiss Day,
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  Speaker 4: Desperation Day. It's also self love Day, so you know,
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  Speaker 4: maybe maybe knock one out, you know, for you else
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  Speaker 4: going to do it? Yeah? I will, uh yeah, no,
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  Speaker 4: no kidding. Put this under Oh really, this is a
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  Speaker 4: new poll asking people about how they feel about Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 4: When it comes to money. And according to the poll,
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  Speaker 4: eighty two percent of people say they believe Valentine's Day
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  Speaker 4: is just a trick to make people spend more money.
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  Speaker 5: What evolutionary I'm.
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  Speaker 4: To fall for it. Kind of like that whole thing
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  Speaker 4: we were talking about, you know during Lent, no meat
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  Speaker 4: on Fridays was about the apostles or fishermen.
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  Speaker 6: So they want you to eat fish on Fridays.
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  Speaker 4: At least that's the that's the story, there's the reason
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  Speaker 4: for everything. Yeah, a bunch of scammers. Yeah, but yeah,
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  Speaker 4: no kidding, Yeah, I mean Christmas based in religion, Okay,
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  Speaker 4: and then like you think about all the other holidays,
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  Speaker 4: Easter based in religion, fourth of July based on the
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  Speaker 4: birth birth of the nation. Yeah the best. I mean,
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  Speaker 4: Labor Day and Memorial Day are for something. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 4: like you know that those aren't money making, Like nobody's
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  Speaker 4: getting you know, hey, it's moral getting Memorial Day cards, well.
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  Speaker 5: Unless you want to deal on a mattress.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah right right right like that. But yeahs for the commies,
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  Speaker 4: they're making money, yeah I'm saying, but where it's just pure,
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  Speaker 4: like Valentine's Day is just purely for.
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  Speaker 7: It's a Christian holiday.
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  Speaker 4: Valentine's Day is. Yeah, well, I mean that's that's Valentine's
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  Speaker 4: a real person. Yeah, well, yeah that I know about.
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  Speaker 8: What about not drunk history but menace history?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they said, uh, they started around Roman times. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: I'm fast forwarding TheMark in there. I'm trying fast forward
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  Speaker 7: to like modern day. Thank god, my wife doesn't care
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  Speaker 7: about it at all.
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  Speaker 4: Do you and Andy do anything?
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely?
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  Speaker 4: You and Mario we used to just have a nice dinner.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, now we don't know much. What about you
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  Speaker 4: and spicy nacho everything? You got to have dinner anyway.
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  Speaker 4: But is it for like valid like we're going out
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  Speaker 4: for Valentine's Day dinner?
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  Speaker 7: I mean we usually do nice dinners on so it
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  Speaker 7: just kind of follows falls on a Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: Every day is a date? Dates are all the time? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so is Valentine's Day important?
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  Speaker 5: Relationship to you guys?
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  Speaker 4: Right, I think it's a huge Yeah, yeah, just happens
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  Speaker 4: to you guys. Are to you and Steamboat Willie are
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  Speaker 4: way too early in the relationship, of course, But I'm sure.
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  Speaker 5: He makes a big deal. Doesn't like it.
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  Speaker 4: She doesn't. I'm sure she doesn't do anything.
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  Speaker 6: It is not a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's not.
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  Speaker 9: He's he's out of town right now for work, so
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  Speaker 9: he's not even around anyway.
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  Speaker 4: You'll get something you're gonna get, like some flower sent
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  Speaker 4: or something to get it, maybe like a nice edible arrangement.
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  Speaker 6: Ye, man, he was what dude? I just said it
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  Speaker 6: for work?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Was he traveling with a who's he? Who's he
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  Speaker 4: out of town with?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 5: He told you it was, but we're asking other questions.
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  Speaker 6: It's also doubles as a ski trip with his roommate.
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  Speaker 10: Yeesmate, guy girl Valentine's yes, a guy.
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  Speaker 4: Well you say that, but you went on some big
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  Speaker 4: romantic trip that you claimed wasn't romance, So it's not
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  Speaker 4: just automatically that it's a guy. Look you got you
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  Speaker 4: got the Morgan living with dumbass Tyler anything.
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  Speaker 9: No, his roommate has had a girlfriend for three years,
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  Speaker 9: and he's lived with them for like five years, and
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  Speaker 9: his roommate's now moving in with his girlfriend. So this
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  Speaker 9: is like they're doing the last kind of trip together
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  Speaker 9: before it.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, isn't five years living together like common law marriage?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: I think that's second seven.
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  Speaker 5: Is he moving in with you now?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm just wondering you're.
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  Speaker 4: Just gonna live by himself. He's not going to get
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  Speaker 4: another roommate.
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  Speaker 6: Think so yeah heyes, his cat.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 7: You didn't have this conversation at all.
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  Speaker 6: But he made his roommate is still currently No, no.
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  Speaker 7: But like, yeah, what it was his situation after the
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  Speaker 7: roommate moves out. You have not discussed that.
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  Speaker 5: No, that's not happened.
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  Speaker 4: I think maybe that's why. Maybe he's starting to nest
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  Speaker 4: that your places, why he's cleaning.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, he owns his place, owns his place.
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  Speaker 4: Okay you say that like I knew that. Yeah I
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  Speaker 4: didn't know. No, No, I didn't know that piece of information.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, yeah, so he owns his place your yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 6: anyways as.
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  Speaker 4: That come up, I mean yes, yeah, so, I mean
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  Speaker 4: there's there's nothing like in motion yet. No, but like
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  Speaker 4: you're at that point where you're having the discussion about
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  Speaker 4: living together. I think it's important, like you should throw
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  Speaker 4: that money away, I know, especially become from a religious family,
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  Speaker 4: Like there's always that whole thing about like there's no
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  Speaker 4: shocking up or dude, I tell you you got to
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  Speaker 4: try before you buy. Yeah, like you buy a car
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  Speaker 4: without driving it First, I'm not saying like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like property, get out of that. I'm talking about look
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  Speaker 4: at what you know, Morgan and dumbass how they are
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  Speaker 4: experiencing right now already. Yeah, if you wait, if you
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  Speaker 4: wait till you get married before you live with somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Not that it's certain, it's certainly not. But what if
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  Speaker 4: just throwing it out there, what if you guys just
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  Speaker 4: can't cohabitate together, like your life and their life and
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  Speaker 4: the way they operate on a daily basis inside of
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  Speaker 4: the household just doesn't mix, doesn't mix, Like, isn't that
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  Speaker 4: kind of too late to find out once you're already married,
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't you like to figure out can we co exist
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  Speaker 4: and live together in the same house?
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  Speaker 7: Are people really really doing that?
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  Speaker 4: Though?
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  Speaker 7: Unless they're like super hardcore religious.
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  Speaker 4: It's not even be super hardcore religious. Sometimes it's from
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  Speaker 4: pressure from the parents, Like they're not religious, but the
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  Speaker 4: parents are. Parents insists they get married in a church,
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  Speaker 4: parents insists they are. You're not living together with somebody,
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  Speaker 4: it's just the parents. I know what I'm saying that
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  Speaker 4: just because you're not doesn't mean you're not going to be.
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  Speaker 4: You're not gonna be controlled by parents. Or allow yourself
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  Speaker 4: to be controlled by parents who feel that way.
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  Speaker 5: Sure for the image of it. Yeah, yeah, it's a
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  Speaker 5: family tradition.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so like man it is. I think it's super important.
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  Speaker 4: I think to live with somebody first in your thirties
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  Speaker 4: and you care if your parents care, why would that
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  Speaker 4: stop you?
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  Speaker 5: Well doing it at me right now?
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  Speaker 4: That applies to you, I think, I think it certainly
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  Speaker 4: applies to Sammy. Why do you apply to me, divorcause
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  Speaker 4: just because how super close you are with your parents,
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  Speaker 4: I think, like what your parents think, and while that
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  Speaker 4: kind of stud the influence from your parents, I think
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  Speaker 4: that probably certainly matters to you. I know, I know
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  Speaker 4: it certainly matters to my wife. My wife is like
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  Speaker 4: very much the same that way.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but uh, I got to meet Sammy's dad. He
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  Speaker 7: doesn't give the vibes that he would like.
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  Speaker 6: No. Number one, aren't like that.
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  Speaker 9: And number two, to Greg's point, I lived with my
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  Speaker 9: ex husband before we got engaged your marriage.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not talking name specifically about something like that, but
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  Speaker 4: you said, if you're thirty years old and your parents care,
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  Speaker 4: if you're living in sin why would you care that
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  Speaker 4: they care? Well, I'm doing it anyway, see I took
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  Speaker 4: what you said as like, you know, if you take
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  Speaker 4: into consideration what your parents like, you're thirty years old
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  Speaker 4: and you're making decisions based on what your parents think
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  Speaker 4: about whatever. Not just living together, but just based on
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  Speaker 4: what your parents think. Something's wrong, right, And that's the
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  Speaker 4: bigger thing. I think. You do care about what your
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  Speaker 4: parents think, and you do. Sure that carries.
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  Speaker 6: Weight naturally people do.
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  Speaker 9: But my parents are super cool and super chill and
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  Speaker 9: they don't care about stuff like.
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  Speaker 5: So you just happen to get lucky because you care
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  Speaker 5: what your parents think that you just happen to be
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  Speaker 5: I just don't care about yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Right, But if they were something to like fight against,
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  Speaker 9: maybe I would be like, I don't care what you think.
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  Speaker 6: But they're just not those types of people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would ruin chrismas so much chip. Yeah, oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Over Christmas, did Steamboat Willie get his own coordinating pajamas
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  Speaker 4: with everybody else?
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  Speaker 6: No, he didn't come, but yeah he was invited.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he really was. And I can't say I thought
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  Speaker 5: it would be that you wouldn't want him there his roommate.
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  Speaker 4: Yea spending special time together.
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  Speaker 6: No, he was with his family like neither one of
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  Speaker 6: us won.
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  Speaker 4: He came down the roommate's chimneys. That's yeah, exactly right. Hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Really, welcome back you. It is the Woody Show. It's Friday.
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  Speaker 4: Ye rip check ins on the text over to two
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  Speaker 4: to nine eight seven. So we got the the entertainment stuff.
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  Speaker 4: We've got the birthdays, We've got the part of birthday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's a menisa. A lot of people talking about like
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  Speaker 4: the James Vanderbeek Oh yeah story this week. Obviously it's
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  Speaker 4: a getting a lot of red, raising a lot of money.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah over earlier, right, you know, but you had you
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  Speaker 4: had something about it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I thought this was interesting. I was still trying
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  Speaker 7: to make the connection. But do you remember Stacy Keebler,
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  Speaker 7: She was big in WWE. She posted a photo that
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  Speaker 7: I think the family would have posted. I didn't know
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  Speaker 7: it was her when I first got online, but it
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  Speaker 7: was Vanderbeek and apparently in his final days in a
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  Speaker 7: wheelchair looking out into a field. Oh yeah, yeah, And
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  Speaker 7: I thought it was like a really nice photo.
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  Speaker 4: Well, notice who posted it.
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  Speaker 7: But I assume I assume it was a family member
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  Speaker 7: or his wife or something. And I was trying to
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  Speaker 7: make the connection of like how they knew each other.
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  Speaker 7: And I looked it up online. Apparently they have been
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  Speaker 7: friends for many years and she used to call him
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  Speaker 7: like uncle, even though she is two years younger than
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  Speaker 7: he is. So I didn't I don't know what the
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  Speaker 7: relationship was there. But what like I it's a nice photo,
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  Speaker 7: very nice thing that she did. But I don't know,
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  Speaker 7: like I think that that should be like a family
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  Speaker 7: member photo.
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  Speaker 4: If that is his final, the family's fine with it.
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  Speaker 4: If she just did that without talking, yeah, but if
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  Speaker 4: if they knew about it and they were that tight something,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sure the photo shut myself onto Stacy Keeper's face.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't hear microphone what you're saying.
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  Speaker 8: It's distasteful that I photoshop to hit my face on
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  Speaker 8: her face. That's incredibly I'm gonna post down right now.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, thank you for to be sensitive and a completely
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  Speaker 4: separate tangent here. Yeah, when two years apart, Okay, does
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  Speaker 4: this bother anybody else or just me? When you have somebody,
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  Speaker 4: let's say that they're you know, thirty five years old,
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  Speaker 4: and they refer to somebody as like yeah, so man,
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  Speaker 4: that's a good kid. He's a he's a good he's
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  Speaker 4: a good kid. They're talking about somebody who's like thirty two.
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  Speaker 5: I hate that. If anything, and if anyone calls me
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  Speaker 5: kid that's like not my parents age, I hate it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Like if it's an older person, like older, I
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  Speaker 4: mean like your parent's age or older exactly, then I'm
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  Speaker 4: okay with that. That's always bothered me too. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but like yeah, this kid, yeah, kiddo. God. Oh, also boss,
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  Speaker 4: I was just at a drive through the other day, like,
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  Speaker 4: all right, here's you drink boss?
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  Speaker 2: Boss?
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  Speaker 5: That's kind who's supposed to say it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? No, I don't like. I don't like that either,
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  Speaker 4: Like dude, I'm not Yeah, I'm not your boss.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not exposed to the kid thing. But I do
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  Speaker 7: run into a boss like once in a blue mood.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's always like a like a fast and furious
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  Speaker 4: kind of douche er. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's that same.
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  Speaker 4: That personality is the guy who calls strangers boss. I
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  Speaker 4: like boss, and I like guy. You like guy? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: here you go, guys. Chief is if you're just trying
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  Speaker 4: to be condescending. Yeah, but you call someone boss, you
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  Speaker 4: just think you're being like cool, you know what? I
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  Speaker 4: mean boss. Yeah, so cash boss, Greggory, what you got?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know the name? Well you don't, wouldy, But
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  Speaker 4: do you guys know the name David Archiletta? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: know the name.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, former American Idol star. He's got this memoir
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  Speaker 11: coming out at the ripe old age of like thirty three.
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  Speaker 11: It's called Devout, Losing My Faith to find Myself, and
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  Speaker 11: it's mostly about the inner turmoil he went through when
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  Speaker 11: he was struggling being Mormon and being gay, because he
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  Speaker 11: came out in twenty twenty one, and he said something
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  Speaker 11: in there that.
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  Speaker 4: I saw the man you can have, like you know,
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  Speaker 4: sixteen Husbands.
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  Speaker 11: Alter, that there was something I thought was super dark,
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  Speaker 11: super sad, but also kind of awe babe. He said
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  Speaker 11: he had struggled with wanting to kill himself and that
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  Speaker 11: he would research places where he could crash his car
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  Speaker 11: without hurting anybody else. I thought that was so mega sad.
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  Speaker 11: And then he found this one bridge that he knew
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  Speaker 11: he wouldn't survive if he drove off of it. Then
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  Speaker 11: his fear turned into what if I don't succeed and
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  Speaker 11: what if I'm paralyzed? That kept him from doing it,
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  Speaker 11: and then the big turning point is that he was
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  Speaker 11: praying to God that his attraction to men would go away,
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  Speaker 11: but that God spoke to him and said, it's not
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  Speaker 11: wrong to believe that. I mean, it is wrong to
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  Speaker 11: believe being gay is a mistake, but so like it's
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  Speaker 11: super sad. Okay, So when you said that you can
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  Speaker 11: relate like you weren't. You weren't like, uh, I mean,
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  Speaker 11: I know you places to crash my car into it,
• 16:42
  Speaker 11: but like, I know what you went through a dark time.
• 16:44
  Speaker 11: You've you've told stories about how you contemplated. Yeah, well yeah,
• 16:48
  Speaker 11: it would do more than that, Like I would spend
• 16:50
  Speaker 11: time like way, you know, hanging stuff from the rafters
• 16:54
  Speaker 11: and things with these break if.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: I did you told that story and and not like
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: in a joking about the word joking but not even
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: like he's just kind of kidding way no, like he
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: really But it wasn't. It wasn't about It wasn't tied
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: to anything about like coming out. Thing wasn't well that
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: was a big part of it. It wasn't. I thought
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: it was just because like you were having a rough time,
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: you know, it was all at once.
• 17:15
  Speaker 11: It was like losing job, losing a house, getting divorced,
• 17:18
  Speaker 11: coming out all within a one month period, and then
• 17:21
  Speaker 11: uh so, yeah, I would spend my nights just getting
• 17:23
  Speaker 11: wasted and like what you know, hanging stuff from rafters
• 17:26
  Speaker 11: to see it is this, so this David Archiletta thing,
• 17:29
  Speaker 11: I can relate to it. It's pretty pretty damn sad.
• 17:31
  Speaker 11: But I thought that his reasoning was nice. I want
• 17:34
  Speaker 11: to find where I can hurt myself but not hurt.
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: Anybody take out anybody else.
• 17:37
  Speaker 8: It's really that God was like, dudes are hot.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is why I made Jesus so hot.
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: But you got well, this is just in time for
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Valentine's Day because Pizza Hut is teaming up with the
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Backstreet Boys. They're teaming up with Nick Carter and Howidro
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: to add a little nostalgia and romance to the holiday.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: So basically offering a heart shaped pizza called the Shape
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: of My Heart.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: I feel like every pizza place does.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: This, Yeah, but they don't get Nick Carter involved.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Nick car it sounded like our friend half by Nick Carter.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Involved. Well, yeah, because it's going to make in it. Yeah,
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: he's going to make them individually. The medium one topping
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: is good through February twenty second, and your guys, it's
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: only eleven ninety nine.
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: Real cheap.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: That's the reason they get it is that it's it's
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: a deal because so much pizza now is just they
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: cranked up the price on your side. It's crazy, you
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: know it is. I was thinking about this somewhat recent.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: I forget what I was eating, and I'm like, you
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: know what, Sometimes the shape does taste. That does change
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: the taste, like square versus like there's some yeah, like
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: I okay, I don't enjoy pizza cut and squares. Okay,
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: there's a pizza in Saint Louis emos E I don't enjoy.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: There's I know I'm saying, but like just the I
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: don't like where there's no style, like where you don't
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: get the crust to hold, use the handle to hold
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: the pizza.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: Detroit does have a better crust though, because it's the.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Pantah, which is like more like a kind of style, uh,
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: you know pizza. But yeah, the shape can change, can
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: change the taste.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: I would love to do a blindfold test with you
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: and see if you could taste the difference between depending
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: on which way it's cut.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean yeah, because I well, again I think
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: it's in the way. You know that they're the middle
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: pieces of the brownie compared to the side the edges.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Like the edges are better because it does change at
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: least the texture, but it's not it's exactly.
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Like do you like a stegosaurus better than a tea rep?
• 19:45
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Like the like the the chicken nuggets at McDonald's, the
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: one shape like Louisiana better than the round jobs. Yeah,
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: it's better. Weird, Yeah, I do like even though they
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: are for children. But I have children in my house,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: so we have these in my house and so I
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: will eat them.
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: Uncrustables, Yeah, they never never had one.
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: What you never had an uncrustable?
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think I've had the opportunity.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: You have a child that lives in your What do
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: you mean an opportunity? Everybody has the opportunity because I can't.
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: I can't wrap my head around the idea of buying
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: It's not expensive for.
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: What it is.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: It's good, but not to get them at Costco. You
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: can get a giant giant box.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Never occurred to.
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: Trade your Joe's has them?
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Not to eat it every day? In front of I know,
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: and I've never never had to go down.
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: One floor and put a mask on. You can just
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: grab them off the shelf.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: That's right. Yeah, they do have them in the break
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: I do that.
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: Check it out, you guys, take on, take your use,
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: take them on, you.
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: Guys, wack up.
• 20:42
  Speaker 13: This is the Woody Show.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: So right before the break, we were talking about some
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: food stuff pizza. Oh yeah, because you had that story
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: about pizza doing the heart shaped pizzas heart yeah tune
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: of Backstreet Boys. I said, yeah, it's sometimes I feel
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: like the shape of food does affect the tape, like
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: at least the perception, right right, that's weird. And I said,
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: you know, there's something about like an uncrustable It tastes
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: better to me than just a regular old peanut butter
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: and jelly sandwich. And Gina Grad said that she has
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: never had an uncrusted her, which is crazy. I don't
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: know how you you have a child those in your house.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure how you ever awarded it.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: You know, you should buy those things.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Of course, Sea Baths does the deep dive because you know,
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: she said she couldn't imagine ever just buying them, because
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: like why would you buy something for a peanut butter
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: and jelly sandwich?
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: Make it kill me at previous suggesting this, But yeah,
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: uncrustable costs roughly depending on where you get a Walmart
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: even Costco about a dollar per sandwich.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Okay, if you did.
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: That at home, you're talking about about thirty cents. Even
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: if you go up to like the high cost, everything's quality.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: But yeah, it breaks down to thirty cents per sandwich
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: compared to So you're saving seventy.
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Cents per but no crust in convenience.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: But you can still cut the crust off.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but even my ten year old doesn't care about crust.
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: Which ne's your time worth?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you know that saving. Yeah, I didn't know
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: somebody that would make uncrustables for their kid. And they
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: would make the peanut butter and jelly sandwich and they
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: would just take a glass and turn it over and
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: then a tikie cutter.
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: Don't tell your wife, but they make plastic mechanism. Specifically,
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: my wife is.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: Not the person who did that.
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: My wife buys the exact No, your wife buys also
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: the gadget, the s'mores maker gadget.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: It's like, well, Walter White made his own uncrustables every day.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Yes, you sure did.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: What do I forget? I don't remember alone.
• 22:30
  Speaker 11: Ad peanut butter and jelly, and he would cut the
• 22:32
  Speaker 11: cut the crust, which I've never understood.
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: What is that?
• 22:36
  Speaker 14: Even my kid doesn't better By the way, I saw this,
• 22:42
  Speaker 14: and I was like, we're still doing Some Republicans want
• 22:44
  Speaker 14: the FCC to investigate bad Bunnies halftime show.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Can we like, dude, it's the it's the super Bowl
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: halftime show. Who a month ago already, even if even
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: if it was a an article celebrating the halftime show
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: at this point, who cares?
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: It's over right, Yeah, it's over.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Why do we look to that like it's like the
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: fourth of July?
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: Like you have a bigger problem.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And if you are a person who either would
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: want that type of investigation to happen or you're one
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: of these douchers who like, what are you doing?
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's the investigation?
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: Well, because it was sexual and then it had undertones.
• 23:25
  Speaker 13: Like what do we do?
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: I'm sure it's more to do with politics, and that
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: is podcasting a political message, but.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, please please stop it with the whole like let's
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: let's just stop it. It's over on Yeah, it's done.
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: Do you think we have too many college ball games?
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Because three of them have gone away? The game above
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: sports Ball, which has been played annually in Detroit for
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: about thirty years, that's done. The LA Ball confirmed, it's
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: shutting down. Oh no, after just five years, no more LA.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Is that the one that didn't somebody else, friend, somebody
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: else got involved with that? To you right?
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: Ron was yeah?
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: And then the Bahamas Ball was canceled before we started.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: It was replaced by the the Xbox Ball. In Frisco, Texas,
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: actress b Phillips is in the hospital asking the public
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: to help her find a new kidney. She already had
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: a transplant in the past. And UH Severance will run
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: at least four seasons, with the possibility of a prequel
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: or a sequel series. For those of you who liked
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: Now For the fans of Scrubs, the Scrubs revival, there's
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: a first trailer for that that's out. You can you
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: can check that it's a great show. Watched it. I
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: was gonna say I only watched a couple of episodes
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: of it. I didn't I didn't dislike it. I just
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: think you would like it a lot.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: I just never.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: Got into it. Was that like Always Sonny in Philadelphia Before.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: Always Sonny, I don't think it's the same tone.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Tonous like Sonny is. It's funny again, it's pure comedy.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: I've not spent significant time with either of those shows,
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: but that was just like a So there's no laugh track,
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: it's narrated. They can walk you through each episode. I
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: think they're really cute and funny, which they are cute.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: And then Flee from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, you guys,
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: is gonna release his debut solo album next month. He's
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: gonna play bass, but it mostly features what he says
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: is returning to his first instrument and musical love. It's
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: a trumpet album. Yeah, remember do you want to hear
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: a little bit of this?
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: This is one of his songs called thinking about not
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: about thinking about You. This is Flee from the Chili Peppers.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: And by the way, he's gonna be touring major cities
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: with this, so go see Flea play the trumpet here.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: That's fleeing.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: See.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: That's when I know you're just you've made it, You're loaded.
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: This is Andre three thousand, Yeah, with the album album,
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: like thousands of people would show up.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: This is grifting, Yeah you think so.
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because people are going to go see him because
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: he's flee not because they give two craps about trumpet.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and they give me some drugs.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: But do you think do you think that this is
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: serious for him or is he just like money?
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: I think it's serious.
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: Like I said, Andre two thousand, I think was completely
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: serious with his stupid flute crap. Steve Martin is serious
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: with his bad at it. But they're only going to
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: see them because they're celebrities because they care about the music.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, to see a celebrity of play.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: Do you want to see a play? No? But if
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Brian Cranston's in it.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: If you're Flea, who's a musician who people have seen.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: A magic if you know and you know you're you're
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: putting people on for that, you're you know you're you're
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: that's grifting.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, got the birthdays and the Friday Birthday ready
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: to go for.
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: You grifting.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Wet and you know we don't. And we'll start with
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: the retired NFL Wide Receiver Hall of Famer Randy Moss,
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: who is forty nine years old today the Boss Mina Savarie.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: They're from the American Pie movies. Kevin Spacey's Downfall in
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: American Beauty forty seven. Today, Daniel Portman Padrick Payne on
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Game of Thrones. He's thirty four. Henry Rollins is sixty five.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Stockard Channing, the first Lady on the West Wing, Rizzo
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: in Greece eighty two years old. Today he got uh,
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Peter Gabriel, where's the lead singer of Genesis? Went on to,
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: you know, a pretty good solo career, right rules, Yeah,
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: he's done, all right. He's seventy six years old today.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: The British pop star and former Take That member Robbie
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: Williams is fifty two and Freedom Williams, the rapper formerly
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: in C and C Music Factory Rip Wait und kick
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: them to the ball. That's what it takes, jams loved effect,
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: don't time Jump to the jump, Jump to the jump.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: Freedomilliams is sixty years old today. And then your part
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: of birthday today is Jayden James and Today's Birthday Girl.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: She has spent more time on polls and alignment for
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: the Power Company eight and forty eight Fine films on
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: her resume including Jaydeen James bangs her way to a promotion.
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: Oh nice, lucky.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: She was in Buns of Anarchy Volumes one and two.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Here you go, Sammy. She was in Cheer Liquors Y
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Sucked the Venomount Volume one, also Fresh out the Box
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: Volume six. She was in Swallowing Is Good for You?
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: Oh it is?
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: And then who can forget her? Unforgettab role in the
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Adventures of Captain Dong and Super Snatch. Nice.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: I love comic.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: That's Jayden James is forty years old. Today I met
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: your part of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that is
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: a Friday morning. Look a couple of things happening around
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: the world with entertainment. Here on the Woody Show. We're
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: gonna take a quick break. More Woodies show is next.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: Hang on show.
• 28:56
  Speaker 7: Siss have officially gone back in time millions of a second.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: And if you want an idea, how long that is?
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: Anybody in this company listen to this shows.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Good and we are into another new hour. Yeah, insensitivity
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: training for a politically correct world. It is Friday. Yeah
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: what No, He's right, That's what I'm talking about. Hell, Yes, Wooding,
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Greg Boens, j Gren we got sea mass, Sammy's here,
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Morgan's here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Woody text us with whatever you got check in Friday,
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: check ins on the text over to two to nine
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  Speaker 4: eighty seven Melissa or Alisa Sorry texting in, Hey Woodie show,
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: you gonna be getting drunk with my friends and axe
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: throwing for my birthday. Yeah, let's see how well that cos?
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Man cool?
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: You see those bounce back sometimes?
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, ax throwing. I hadn't heard about that in
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: a while.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: I didn't know it.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was super super popular for a while.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: It is kind of an interesting combination because you can
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: go places and then you know, drink. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: you're doing your your parents anniversary thing this weekend.
• 30:15
  Speaker 11: Es big weekend getaway champagne and dinners and stuff like that.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Years. Yeah, sixty years.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: They're the only people I know that have been married
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: that long. Really, I've never heard of that before sixty.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: It happens people do that, So yeah, it's gonna get
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: pretty pretty crazy. Yeah yeah, we're gonna throw down. Oh yeah,
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: no access though any other exciting weekend plans around the room.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: Probably going swimming, but aren't you you're going to You're
• 30:44
  Speaker 7: going to Vegas, right, he always.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Says swimming, But like, are you doing laps or are
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: you just like hanging out in the pool.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna swim float around.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, no want.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Like water Arabics.
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: Do you want me to just say I'm standing in
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: a pool like I'm going swimming. Yeah, I'll swim back
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: and forth.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: I think I'm picturing Menace looking like Michael Phelps, like
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: getting the rubber hat. Envision like a float with a drink.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Because okay, when people say they're going swing, I think
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: they're going to do laps, right, They're going to go laps.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: Like you know, I'm hanging out at the pool. That's
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: like where you're chilling and you're having like you know,
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: drinks and and that kind of thing. I don't sorry, man,
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I was just I was just clarifying because I know,
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: I mean, every time I bringing up, you say the
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: same thing. So I just don't know what am I
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: saying wrong. Forget, I asked, Forget, what do you do
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: this week?
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: I asked you a question. What am I supposed to say?
• 31:41
  Speaker 15: Whatever?
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: Clarify the answer?
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: When I say I'm going swimming. One of my I
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: said are you swimming laps? Yeah, I'll probably swim laps.
• 31:49
  Speaker 13: Okay, there we go.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: He's swimming laps this weekend.
• 31:52
  Speaker 10: Guys, Lord Morgan, I don't have any big plans, just training.
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: Don't go swimming.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, on forbid, forget it. Forget I I don't have
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: a forget I asked. We're gonna go right into the
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: fail stars, honest, oh man. All right, time for the
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Friday fails. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: it's time for your Friday fail.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: Storry.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: All these people clapped to have the perfect plan, the
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: plan that can never go wrong. But somewhere along the
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: line that went from being a great idea to one
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: big stake in Mega uber Ultra. All right, good, strong
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: and strong. Yeah, that's not bad at all. I like it.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, we're gonna start with this one twenty
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: six year old dude. He was willing to do really
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: whatever it took to get this chicken to talk to him.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: He just wanted to talk to her, really fancied her.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: So he hit her up at one o'clock in the morning.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: As you do. That's a good that's a good time
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: as any of the reach out.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: I mean you'll find out if she's down.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Or no, that's true, you will, Yeah, hey girl, yeah
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: you uh. One o'clock in the morning, hits her up
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: saying he wants to meet her, but she didn't reply.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: You know, one o'clock in the morning.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Hey, when that happens.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So he took it up a notch and told
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: her that there was no way that she was ever
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: going to see her pets again if she didn't meet
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: up with him.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: I never heard that movie before.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Turns out he had stolen the woman's four parakeets
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: and was holding them hostage unless she met up with him.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, naturally she met up with them. They fell
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: madly in love, and then of her Oh she called
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: the cops and the arrest of the guy took him
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: to fail jail.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Pet and sounds pets. Well, she'll always remember him.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah right. How do you steal parakeys?
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: You go through the window and grab the.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Cakes the cage out the door.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: The next one, Love Gone Wrong involves a sixty two
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: year old former Army Army colonel. He is retired now,
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: but he has spend thirty seven years there in the army. Anyway,
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: met this nice lady online. They talked for a bit
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: and he sent her a picture along with the message
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: gives you a peek what I do for a living.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: It was a picture of a computer screen that displayed
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: classified emails. Oh hell yeah for a future US military operation,
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: including the dates, the targets, specific battle plans. It would
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: the military found out because she turned him in, not
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: right away though, bitch went until after they broke up. Anyway,
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: he was arrested, god sentenced to two years in prison
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: for sharing military secrets. That's that's weak. Either you had
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: a problem with it or you didn't. The fact that
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: she's doing the fact that she held on to that
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: to be able to use against him at some point.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: Uh huh, that's weak.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: Nobody ever accidentally sends me classified information.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: A radio for jealous His family members that were again
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: tickets all day until the he broke up with his wife,
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: and then they knocked him out for giving them tickets.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: So his next one is from Connecticut where this chick
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: she was working her job there at the liquor store,
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: and she hatched to plan to get rich quick, you know,
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: because those always work. Yeah, usually time she decided that
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: she was going to steal all the lot of tickets
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: that they sold there at the liquor store and just
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: hope that she hit it big. On top of that,
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: she had stolen about seven hundred bucks where the smokes.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: And she did all this despite you know, working there,
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: being an employee, despite knowing that not only are there
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: cameras all over the store, she was very much aware
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: of where they all were. So the whole thing was
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: they knew exactly what happened to you. She was resident
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: in the failed jail like she was. Is what made
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: you think that you were going to get away?
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: They guys checked this out.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: I got this one out of Indianapolis, where the Woodie
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Show proud to be heard weekday mornings on All one,
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: O three three. It's also where this dude he was
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: out walking around town. He saw this fountain kind of
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: in the middle of this little frozen pond. You see
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: them sometimes at like apartment complexes or business complexes. There's
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: that little like body of water and they'll have like that. Yeah,
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: just shoots out of the middle. Yeah, nothing crazy fancy,
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: but he thought that would make the perfect background for
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: a selfie. So he attempted to walk across the ice
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: to get there. And I say attempted because the ice
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: cracked and he felt right through. So one saw him
• 37:12
  Speaker 4: out there clinging to some of the ice, called for help.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: He had to be rescued and he never did get
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: that selfie. Embarrassing.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: My god, you did not date a guy then all
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: through the ice because he tried to take a selfie.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Money, I have to get an idiot. Would you date
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: a guy that took any selfie?
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Honestly, I married one, and he's a selfie not like
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: a not like a I'm trying to be hot, but
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: like a funny picture posts all the time.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I would probably kind of put that on the list
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: of it's kind of gay. Yeah, it might be selfie.
• 37:44
  Speaker 10: When you guys are out Gina, does he ask you like, hey,
• 37:47
  Speaker 10: let's take a picture?
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: No, that's me okay good?
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Wait so all all selfies? I mean, I mean, because
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: I know I know the one's taking a selfie. That's
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: kind of gay, a little gay.
• 37:59
  Speaker 9: Is it worse to go up to someone and say, hey,
• 38:01
  Speaker 9: can you take a picture of me?
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: Every time that you want a picture taken?
• 38:05
  Speaker 9: Doesn't it make more sense to just like do a
• 38:07
  Speaker 9: selfie real quick?
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: To send us someone like hey, I'm here equally.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: In my gut, taking a selfie is very vagain, being
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: vain is gay. Okay, here the selfie where all of
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: a sudden you turn your face a side and you
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: duck kind of like a kiss. That's good. I mean
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: those kind of things were like you're trying to look sassy, okay,
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: but different like, hey, if you're like I don't know
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: where you would be, you're in front of some landmark thing,
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: do like a quick selfie, like a thumbs.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: Up that, hey, guys, does this look infected?
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: It's in a blue moon.
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: You can do like a funny selfie and it's not
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: sus But if it's on a regular basis, you are.
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: Taking a set up to this. Oh that frozen pond
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: would make a good backdrop for incredibly good. By the way,
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: we are not allowed to weigh in on gay or nay.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: This is very much Greg's arena. He's allowed. He's a
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: card carrying member. A lot of the community community, it
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: seems kind of gay. And I've noticed, and I've noticed
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: lately that a lot of people go to Greg for
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: these things. They might get what was the one thing
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: he said more recently than they need some clarificing. Oh,
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: if you watch the Super Bowl for commercials, if you
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: get excited over super Bowl commercials, that's that's the newest one.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: All right. And here I'll give you this is my
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: favorite story of the week. It's another one involving ice.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: This uh, well, not that ice, actual water ice. It's
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: from New Jersey. This guy, he was behind the wheel
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: of his badass truck, and he spotted the perfect place
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: to do some donuts. Bro Okay, that's pretty cool. And
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: you know how that is. You see it, you gotta
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: do it, you know he's got to do it. Yeah,
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: it's like Tupac said, I never did a drive by.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: I didn't have to do. Not just recreational. Like the
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Tupac song Changes came on the radio recently and I
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: hadn't heard it for a while, so I listened to it.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: I'd never noticed that Lyric never did a drive by.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't have to.
• 40:08
  Speaker 7: Do, like it was required by his employer.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: So this guy, he's behind the wheel of his badass truck,
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: sees a great place to do some donuts. And it
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: wasn't like a parking lot or in the middle of
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: an empty street. No, No, he saw a frozen lake,
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: and he thought to himself, hell, yeah, that does sound fun,
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: and so he started to drive out onto the ice
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: and he got pretty far out, hits the gas, tried
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: to do some donuts, but you can guess what happened next.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: Every ice crack truck goes through the ice, total loss.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: The dude. He bounced hoping nobody saw anything. But not
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: only do people see it, the truck was you know,
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: registered in his name, so it was no issue tracking
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: him down. Turns out he didn't even have a valid
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: driver's license. He was arrested taking two failed chancel. I
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: fell through the ice one time as a kid too, Like, god,
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: you were a kid, well, so there was it wasn't
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: for a selfie, that little gig kid, right, it was
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: the eighties. It was the eighties. We didn't have didn't
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: have selfies yet flash cube. Yeah no. So we had
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: this this retention pond, so like we're all the water
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: from the storm, drinks and stuff, but kind of collect
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: before you know, get wherever the hell it goes. So
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: that's that's where you walk into those big you know,
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: like concrete like tunnel things anyway. Yeah, so uh, but
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: like after a good rain away it would fill up,
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: and then we got this freeze and so it froze
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: over and we were psyched, like, dude, we can go
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: out on the ice. We can play hockey or like.
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: So none of us had a hockey stick, so we're
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: out there with like brooms and and of course, uh,
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: you know, we're all out there like jumping around or whatever.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: And the ice was not very thick. Crack crack, breakthrough,
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: and I'm in I'm in the water.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:51
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I grabbed onto the you know, the ice shelf, the
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: ice with the with my hands, so it was like
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: up to my arm pits that deep. Oh yeah, it
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: was cold.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: How did you How did you get out?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: My friends pulled me out. O god, my friends pulled
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: me out. Now, it wasn't I mean this this preten
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: is like super huge. It was. It was big enough,
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: but it wasn't.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Like that's so, what's the Christmas movie?
• 42:15
  Speaker 13: You know?
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Uh, Christmas movie?
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, where he falls through the ice. Hello, Jimmy Stewart,
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: Jimmy's wonderfulderful. Thank you, it's a wonderful.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking Christmas story Nation clause. You know something from
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: the last one hundred.
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: Years, I've never even watched that movie.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Al Right, well, there's your Friday Failed stories everybody. We're
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: gonna take a quick break. This is the show as
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: we try to make our way through this last little
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: part of the date into the weekend. Let's go over
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: to see what Gina Grant has for us. The trending
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: news headlines.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: Well, it's day thirteen in the search for Nancy got
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: three and authorities of a few new leads to help
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: them in the search. First, the FBI posted some details
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: about the suspect scene on that camera footage at Nancy's house.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: They say he's between this dude between five nine and
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: five ten, average build, and in the video he's seen
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: wearing a black twenty five leter Ozark trail hiker pack.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I love how all right, guys, this is breaking.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: This is big. The FBI has released it pro we're
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: looking for We're looking for a guy average high, average
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: build with a backpack you could buy a Walmart.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: Damn that narrows it down, and gloves we found out
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: you can get at Walmart as well.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Well, there's a little bit of new motivation. They also
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: announced that they're upping the reward money from fifty k
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: to one hundred k, and they're also looking into a
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: video that was posted online that shows a similar looking
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: dude with a backpack about five miles from Nancy's house.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Why does he go to Walmart? Two?
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably. Well, we have an update on the go
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: fundme for James Vanderbeek's wife and kids, and he has
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: six kids. Reports were that all the cancer meds and
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: the hospital visits really just left them broke. So the
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: fundraiser was set up and fans and friends and film
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: and TV industry people, they've all stepped up when they
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: needed to. According to the latest numbers, the GoFundMe has
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: raised over two million dollars and more donations are coming in.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: A lot of people just donating what they can. Some
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: of the bigger donations are anonymous, but some of the
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: biggest names did not remain anonymous, and that's like, yeah, right,
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: Zoe Saldana, Derek Huff, Steven Spielberg, Kaylee Quoco, Ricky Lake,
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: so many more.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, the kids are going to be fine. This, yeah,
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: widow's going to be fine. Boy.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of fun.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of people that are looking out for
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: them and for them and really cool.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: Well, guess who's not looking out for him. A lot
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: of people pretty pissed at Sony for apparently not helping
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Vanderbeek despite the popularity of Dawson's Creek where he played Dawson.
• 44:52
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: It's also well known apparently the Vanderbeek didn't make any
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: residuals off the show after he admitted that he signed
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: a bad contract.
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: Not a dime in residuals.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I saw a I saw an article pop about
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: that I meant to read it I forgot. So yeah,
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: he just like he got paid for the show obviously.
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: And whoever they sell it to, that's their money.
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: That's horrible.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so let.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: That be a lesson to all these at this point. Okay,
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: so he signed a bad deal, and you know, life
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: goes on. But when you're in a situation like this,
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: it would be nice if the people who are behind
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: the show, who made a bunch of money.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Like Cutch, you in on that mailbox money.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean, Like at this time,
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: at this time of need for his family, it would
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: be the it would be the nice thing that you
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: don't you don't have to, Yeah, it would be the
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: nice thing to do, and.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: Before the I mean when they saw how sick he was,
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: he could have used it. So yeah, step up, Sony.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: SpaceX has sent a new four person crew to the
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: International Space Station from Cape Canaveral. That's replacing the astronauts
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: that were evacuated last month. Remember when NASA had that
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: medical emergency and to come back early that team. The
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: team now is US, France and Russia and they're expected
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: to get there tomorrow. They're going to stay for about
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: nine months, and they're going to bring the station back
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: to full staffing because there was just this little small
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: crew running things up till now. NASA still hasn't shared
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: what happened to that astronaut.
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: Why diary gotta.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Know she got a period and they ran out of tamps?
• 46:20
  Speaker 16: Thank you?
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, shouldn't hippo only apply to Earth? Like, sorry, this
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: happened outside of Earth. I got to know what happened.
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: Wasn't that?
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that the thing like uh, Sally ride when she
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: was going to space, like all the all the door
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: NASA engineers, it had never really been been around. Women
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: had to ask her like will one hundred tampons be
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: four year?
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Well, that depends I was planning on bleeding out next week.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: It's insane.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that whole like row versus bro.
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: I love those you do.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I saw like a video where they were, you know,
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: asking dudes, you know how, like how many tampons a
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: chick will go through? Which I even watched the video,
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: I didn't retain it well.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: And the h is it's just it's a funny little
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: button on the end of those when these guys get
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: everything so wrong. And then at the end she goes,
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: do you vote, and they're so proud of themselves, like yeah,
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: she kind of just looks at the camera like remember.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, just just because you don't you're not
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: you're not a chick, yes, because you don't have need tampons.
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: And if the point is that you're voting reproductive rights, please.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Educate yourself well in that in that situation.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you don't know you're voting on the tamp
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: context now, you know.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Like I wouldn't know how long appear lasts.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Like, it's just different for everybody. Fourteen weeks, right, guys,
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: fourteen Oh.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: I think for some people it's permanent, right.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: When you talk to them.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just whenever you're in a bad mood and
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: you need something to blame it on. Exactly how are
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: we supposed to We don't know. Yeah, it's one of
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: those things you can just tell. I'm sorry, I'm just
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: PMS saying you can use it whenever you want, because
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: it's not like anybody's going to ask for proof our check.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: You know what when they when they say that, you
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: should start just making a little tick in your calendar,
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: like you said that three days ago.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: You remember, I don't know if did you play baseball guys, yeah,
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: or sports? If they used to do cup checks sack
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: tap them, Yeah, like we'd have to, you know, line
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: up and the coach all right, cup check and he walked,
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: he walked down the line of the bat and whoever
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: put their hands down, He's like, go put it on.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Because it was it was just the why.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: Such a problem to get Why wouldn't you.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: Just wear a cup because you know they're not super comfortable.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, neither's getting hit in the net.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it wasn't like we're not playing major league baseball.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: It was like, I know, babe, babe, ruth league going back.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: If you don't know, you don't know, like my parents
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: got divorced. When I was six, I lived with my mom.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: I played sports.
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: She never knew that I had to get a cup.
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: I never even had one.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I remember angress when my brother plays.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: I never got hit in the NATS.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: When my brother played football and had cups, the guys
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: would come over and they were like, I don't know,
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: twelve years old, thirteen years old, and they would take
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: the cup and like rub it on their face really
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: fast to make it make a noise. Anyone was very disgusting.
• 49:01
  Speaker 16: Call that.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Let's stick with sports and talk about the Olympics. This
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: is day six and Wednesday six, the US was able
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: to add two more medals to their medal count. The
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: members of the Team USA were able to grab a
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: bronze in women's cross country skiing a silver in women's
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: snowboard halfpipe. They would have had a third medal in
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: women's Super g alpine skiing, but Breezy Johnson crashed on
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: the course didn't finish. It worked out for though in
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: the end, because she got to the bottom of the
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: hill and her boyfriend got down on one knee and
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: popped The question below rang trying to steal her shine
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: well that she said feel better.
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Something nice is trained, and you did all this work
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: to get the Olympics and you crashed, like you know,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: God forbid. He tries to make her feel that's why
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: that way.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, wait, that's why I'd be like, you're just proposed
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: to me to make me feel better. Well now, but
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: you got me yeah yeah, oh yeah that's the way.
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so much better.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Well looking at the metal count now, Italy leads everyone
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: with seventeen medals in the US and Norway are tied
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: with fourteen. Seven more golds up for grabs throughout today,
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: and we got some woody show food nude, oh yeah,
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: some real good stuff too. McDonald's made a couple of announcements.
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: The first one is that it's officially Shamrock Shake season.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: Those are going back on the menu nationwide starting Tuesday.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: The second announcement, you knew this was only a matter
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: of time. McDonald's is testing out some new GLP one
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: friendly menu items.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: I think that proteins exactly.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: It's all going to be higher protein.
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: They're going to drop them off.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Actually well they didn't say what they were working on,
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: but we'll see if we get it right. Because the
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: rumor is exactly really like grilled chicken nuggets, grilled chicken strips.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: So we're yeah. And finally, how crazy is this? Sam Darnold,
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: you know, the quarterback for the Super Bowl champions Seattle Seahawks,
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: well ended up paying for the honor of being there.
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: Oh did you see this? This is gonna drive Greg crazy.
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: Some states do this and California is one of the yah.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: But what was all said and done, he didn't make
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: a dime. He ended up paying.
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So here's how it breaks down. Players on the
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: Super Bowl team winning get one hundred and seventy eight
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars from the NFL, but California, where the game
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: was played, has that jock tax, which is an additional
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: tax on out of state players based on how many
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: duty days they spend in the state for a game.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: So they were there for a week, right, Oh okay,
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: because they came in a week ahead of time, they
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: practiced during the week, did media day in the whole thing.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: That's eight days.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: And because it's a percentage, you know, it's a tax percentage.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: So based on his one hundred and five million dollars
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: three year contract with the Seahawks plus two and a
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: half million dollar bonus, for winning it all, He'll pay
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: between two hundred thousand and two hundred and fifty thousand
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: to California just for showing up. Wow on Helen over and.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Damn well, unbelievable that.
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: Dude, Hey, what do you call a big jack lantern?
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: Was a plumpkin?
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Plump weigh?
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: A millennial in instagrams?
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: Couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: He had a reptile dysfunctions.
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: Show?
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: So we've got the Woodie Show meet up in anaheim
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: A Brewery acts next Saturday, not not tomorrow, Saturday, a
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: week from tomorrow, the twenty first is the date. I'm
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: looking forward to seeing everybody there for sure. I'm looking
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: forward to seeing that band Dogmas Society. I can't wait
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: for you guys to get your hands on these uh
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: one off what does show shirts? That were that we're
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: putting up rules. Yeah, wait till I wait till I
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: can roll it down. Yeah you just wait, yeah yeah,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: and you'll you'll understand why I'm so excited about all right,
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: but it's gonna be the only place to do you
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: can get these cool these the shorts, puss'n have some
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: all the really cool stuff that we're giving away. We
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: got something cool to tell you on Tuesday, Tuesday morning,
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: so after the holiday weekend, we'll have a cool announcement
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: on Tuesday.
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: So much happening, Yeah, a lot of good stuff, A
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: lot of.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Good stuff going down.
• 53:19
  Speaker 16: Back.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: So again not to be not to be a bummer,
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: you know, but you know, we all talked about getting perspective.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: I saw this and we were talking about James Vanderbeek
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: and that you know go fundme that has done very
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: well and that's nice to see. But back on his birthday,
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: James Vanderbeek posted a video on social media and I
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: and I watched it and it did have an effect
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: on me because like at that particular time, in that
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: part of the day I was watching it, I was
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: like mega aggravated and annoyed by many things, and there
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: was It's just I've told you like, this year so
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: far has been like running through mud, and it's been
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: very frustrated in some ways because you feel like that
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: dream that you have where you're trying to do something
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: quickly and but your limbs won't move fast. Everything's in
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: slow motion. That is how I would describe the year
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: so far, and it's frustrating. And sometimes you just need
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: that perspective. In this video, I don't know, it just
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: the right video at the right moment, and so it
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: just provided some perspective. So this is again James Vanderbeek.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: He posted this on his birthday.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Today's my birthday, and it has been the hardest year
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: of my life, and I wanted to share something that
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I learned with y'all.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: When I was younger, I used.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: To define myself as an actor, right, which was never
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: really all that fulfilling. And then it became a husband
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: and that was much better. And then it became a
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: father and that was the ultimate. I could define myself
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: then as a loving, capable, strong, supportive husband, father, provider,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: steward of the land that were so lucky to live on.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: And for a long time that felt like a really
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: good definition to the question who am I?
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: What am I?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: And then this year I had to look my own
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: mortality in the eye. I had to come those to
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: those with death, and all of those definitions that I
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: cared so deeply about were stripped for me. I was
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: away for treatment, so I could no longer be a
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: husband that was helpful to my wife. I could no
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: longer be a father who could pick up his kids
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: and put them to bed and be there for them.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: I could not be a provider because I wasn't working.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even be a steward of a land because
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: at times I was too weak to prove all the
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: trees during the window that you're supposed to prove them.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: And so I was faced with the question if I
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: am just a too skinny, weak guy alone in an
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: apartment with cancer am I? And I meditated, and the
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: answer came through, I am worthy of God's love simply
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: because I exist. And if I'm worthy of God's love,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: shouldn't I also be worthy of my own? And the
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: same is true for you. And as I moved through
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: this healing portal toward recovery, I wanted to share that
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: with you because I think that revelation that came to
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: me was doing those small parts of all the prayers
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: and the love that had been directed towards me. So
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I offer that to you, however it sits in your consciousness,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: whoever resonates one with it, And if the word God
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: trips you up, I certainly don't know he to know
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: what God is or explain God. My efforts to connect
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: to God are an ongoing process that is a constant,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: unfolding mystery to me. But if it's a trigger it
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: feels too religious, you can take the word God out
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: and your mantra can simply be I am worthy of love.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: Because you are.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you for the looking prayers everyone.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: I have a bus day. So James Vanderby posts that
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: on his birthday, and again it was just I don't know.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: It was the right it was the right video at
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: the right moment, and it wasn't like, clearly I'm not
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: going through anything like he was going through. But just
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: like when you have those moments where you're super frustrating thing,
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: everything sucks and you know whatever, then you see this
• 57:21
  Speaker 4: guy and you hear his experience and what he's going through,
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: It's like, all right, you feel like a big pussy.
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: The dumbest stuff exactly.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: S Yeah, work frustrations when your work is radio. You know,
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: I just felt so dumb quote unquote work. Just know
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: I did it, just I just felt so dumb. I
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: got to remind yourself of that from time to time.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Someone four, this is gay as helm, all right, Greg,
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: not at all? How how dare you? Sweet as hell? Oh?
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: My god, breaking news. Greg Gory had to take a
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: major out at work. Not since the Fall of Rome
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: has there been this much devastation or death. Woody, Woody, Woody,
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: And now back to the Woody Show, speakin of Kaka.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Didn't that? Mario just sees something like, oh he did. Yeah,
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woodie,
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Greg managed g bran Sea maass is here, we got
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: Sammy Morgan phones open eight seven four Woodie be a
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: part of the show and Ela you like. You can
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: also text over check in two two nine eighty seven finals.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Follow us on social media at the Woodie Show. Yeah,
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: what happened.
• 58:40
  Speaker 11: So there's this gas station near our house, and it
• 58:42
  Speaker 11: sits right next to a very busy intersection. So if
• 58:45
  Speaker 11: you get caught at that red light, you're sitting there
• 58:47
  Speaker 11: for a while. So Mario is sitting at the red light,
• 58:49
  Speaker 11: sees this work van pull up to the gas station.
• 58:52
  Speaker 11: Guy gets out of the van, runs into the gas station.
• 58:56
  Speaker 11: A couple seconds later, runs out of the gas station,
• 58:58
  Speaker 11: and we're assuming we know why because somebody was occupying
• 59:02
  Speaker 11: the bathroom. So when he ran out of the gas station,
• 59:04
  Speaker 11: the guy had his pants half pulled down and get
• 59:07
  Speaker 11: his right hand basically covering his butt. Then goes to
• 59:13
  Speaker 11: his work van, opens the side door, pulls his pants down,
• 59:18
  Speaker 11: and poops into a.
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: Cardboard box right there at the gas station.
• 59:23
  Speaker 11: Got a picture of him light.
• 59:29
  Speaker 4: I give him major credit for using the cardboard box.
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he figured it out.
• 59:33
  Speaker 11: So then his wife, apparently his wife is there with him.
• 59:38
  Speaker 11: She grabs a case of water that's for sale right there,
• 59:41
  Speaker 11: and she start and the guy comes running out, you
• 59:43
  Speaker 11: need to pay for that ship.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: I will, I will, I will. It's so he she
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: uses she's pouring water on his hands and said he
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: can wash his hands off, but he was and didn't
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: poop directly into his into the box, pooped into his hand.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: And then.
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: Are you going to retrac?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: My god, Oh my god. He's an animal, no doubt.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: But that talk about it.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 5: All the good stuff, this weakest moment. And you have
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: a photo of it.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 11: I know he is, he's grasping his pants, record it, right.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: So this just happened yesterday. I was flying and uh,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: you know, another plane radios into the tower and they said,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: we're on a ten mile for left base for runway.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: Weh blah blah, blah blah, code brown. Oh y, and
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: the controller was a little confused. He goes, excuse me,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: what never mind? Got it? The controllers laughing cleared land
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: one six right, and dude, like everybody, uh, everybody was
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: laughing about that because you've heard about it, but you
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: never really heard it. Yeah, code brown, Oh my god,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: caught the caught the controller off guard.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: If you're you're a work fan, you're used to not
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: you used to having fine places.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: I would think you would have a bucket or something.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: No, I think you'd have assist them, Like I would
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: know that gas stations a lot of times don't have
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: public bathrooms. Yeah, grocery stores, hotels, hotel lobbies especially.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: That's a good idea.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 6: But you have to just go to the closest thing.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 6: I mean, that was a real emergency.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: Whatever.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: Wherever the closest bathroom is is what you're hitting.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: But if you're but if you're driving, if you're in
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: a populated area, you got to make go to overpass,
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 8: you got to make Indeed, I'd be mortified.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: I'm so jealous.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: We talked about the guys and the guys who work
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: in construction cranes bring a bucket with them, but it's
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: it's especially equipped bucket.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's from ari I or something.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: There's a chick bucket. She's a she's one of those
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: crane operators you know that build skyscrapers and stuff. And
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: she was answering questions that people have about like you know,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: how long does it take to get up there? And
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: what do you do if you have to use the restroom?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: And she was like running through the whole process. She goes, well,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: I have this, and then I have this, and I'll
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: put something up because people in these other buildings over
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: here can see directly into the where of the crane
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: yea in your past, Yeah, into the cab. They could
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: see what we're doing here there. So I'm like, man,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: if you're up there, I mean you can do whatever
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: you want. She I thought, like nobody'd be able to
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: see you. Yeah, you'll be tugging and.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 7: Just obviously she had a little elevator to get there, right.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: No, you climb up. Oh really, it's not an elevator.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: It's not like a Pulley system.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: No, climbed up. Part is a stairway.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: Damn you just climbed damn, and you're right menace the
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: r I they have a luggable pooh oh, no, lou sorry,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: luggable lo portable toilet with metal handle, the whole thing
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: twenty two bucks.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 7: It's got a little seat on it.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, but they showed test rush.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Well, they also have a bunch of foods and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: bags that I want to try, and poos and bags
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: of foods.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: MENACE's mom sent cookies.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 7: She did.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: She sent these nice cookies.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: Very decorated.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: They're not gonna make me pooh right, there's no like
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: these are. She's on the farm a lot.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, valentimes day cookies, rooster feet, their sugar.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: Cookie heart shaped so ok, frosted.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, My grandmother and her always battling on who can
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: decorate them better? Oh really, yeah, so this is her?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so's your grandma going to send us because that's
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: what we I'm sure.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll hit her up and I'm like, look, just
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: show them how it's done.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: You're actually a good person, asked this question two minutes. Yes,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 4: because you've told some stories about your mom about like,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: uh no, she wasn't cool with this, and she had
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: you convinced that if you, uh you had sex with
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: a girl, even if it was like protection on both sides.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: She's taken the pill, you pull out, and you have
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: two condoms on the one chance of pregnancy segment. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: they're very overprotected. Was there like any rule that your
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: parents have with you that you know now realize it
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: was just totally bizarre, like weird, weird rules that your
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: parents had growing up?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: Weird rules. Yeah, that was odd. I mean even to like,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: you know, you talked about how you're a young kid
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 7: that you would be able to go around the neighborhood,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: Like I couldn't even leave the block, and probably until
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: I was in like eighth grade, like junior high, and
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: then I was able to go everywhere. Yeah, always like
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 7: super parannoid about getting kidnapped. Couldn't joined the boy Scouts
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: because you know, molestation allegedly, I couldn't do I can't.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: I couldn't do any traveling sports because of the same reason.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: Most Yeah, because she was like I remember that.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: Being in the eighties, it was like big time. Kidnapping
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: and molestation was like like rampant or it was just
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: like always in the news where it was very Yeah,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: everybody just thought that everybody's gonna get scooped up.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: My parents protected me from knowing that because I was
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: never on my radar.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, all stranger danger, don't yeah, wanted.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was over the top because I was really
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: into soccer. I played soccer for like seven years, and
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: I was asked to be on a traveling team and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: then I couldn't do it because she wouldn't be able
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: if Yeah, who's staying with you at the hotel? Yeah,
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: and stuff like that. So I think, I mean nothing
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: like super crazy weird. I would think. I don't know.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: There was no like regulations on television. Like I was
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: watching in living color back in the day.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: That was the weird thing we were allowed to watch
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 4: in living color. We were allowed to watch the Simpsons,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: but you know, we weren't allowed to have We weren't
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 4: allowed to have any of the shirts like Simpsons T shirts.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Like when the Simpsons first came out, everybody had like
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: the Bart Simpsons shirt that eat my shorts yep, and
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: different characters. I was not allowed to have.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: I wore my brothers Underachiever and proud of it, dude,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Bart Simpsons shirt, and I.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: Had school Yeah.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: Never.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: Watching Revenge of the Nerds these movies and then there's
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: like full on nudity in that. So like no like
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: regulation on television at all, but like regulation on language.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: And then also you had a thing what he were.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: It was like the Sugars, Like we were doing sugar.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: The food stuff was so stree it was a tree.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: If we had honey nut cheerios that was considered the
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: sugar series.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: We could have it for dessert sometimes after.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they were regulating it, but they're just like, oh,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 7: it just didn't it wasn't good, So we didn't have it.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Spray butter snack, Well's diet r C Cola. That was
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: the devil's food that we were raised on.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 17: It.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: I never had butter or real coke until I went
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: to college. Wow, it was just margarine and like diet RC.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: My entire life ended up fat. Yeah, think about it, Yeah,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: because you get you get out of that and you
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: just like want to have you know, Hostess.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: Dinner Refreshman eighty five.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 7: That's actually I have the same argument that you bring
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: it up when it came to money, because for some reason,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: very strict on any dollar that I made, even you
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 7: know when I started working, that I couldn't spend any
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 7: of my money my mom would go to my work
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: and pick up my check for me, and my bosses
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: would give them to and then I would like, I
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 7: would never see any of my money. So when I
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: had full control of my own money, like, I went hammers.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, how old were you when she was picking up
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: your check?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: Like even when I was a teenager I did. I
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: did talk to my manager once. I'm like, dude, what
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: are you doing?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: And it's a federal crimes.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: Became so irresponsible with money that for the longest time.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: When we first met Medicine he was first working on
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: the show, he could not open a bank account, Like
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: a bank would not open an account for him. He
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 4: had to take every paycheck he got from the station
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: down to the hood to the check catching place. Yeah.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I just went like, I just went nuts
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: with it.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 4: And how bad do you have to be before the
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: bank won't even let you have an account to keep
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 4: your money there? I was like, I'm pretty bad. I'm
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: just gonna do what I want. Crazy, So here we'll
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: open it up on the on the phones and on
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 4: the text. What's a rule that your parents had that
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: you now realize was totally bizarre? Did you did your
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: parents have any Morgan.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: Not too weird.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 10: My dad had a car dealership, though, so they had
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 10: a tracker in my car, so they knew where I
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 10: was at all times.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Wow, but year was that? So now that's easy twenty ten?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and then but it texted my dad every time
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 10: I went over a certain speech.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: That's pretty full technology for that year. Yeah.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: And my parents were narks too.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 10: They were like, go to school and ask ask your
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 10: friend's parents if they want to buy any trackers from us,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 10: and we'll install them in the.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do that, call your dad. Nobody's interested. Sorry,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: that really cheap. And yeah, were there things that you
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: weren't allowed to have that all the other kids had.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 10: I wasn't allowed to have a Facebook when Facebook first
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 10: came out. Yeah, but I got one behind their backs anyways.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: But she also remember had secret boyfriends. She was dating
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 8: all these adults when she was underage.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: L Well, I knew my parents wouldn't approve of them.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: So I'm not like over eighteen. He's probably eighteen. I
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: was a freshman. He was a senior.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a litle it's not.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: That's not too bad, depends on the stage. I mean,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: it was in Arkansas or something.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: Right now now she's looking for like a solid twenty
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: year age gap.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 7: Luckily dating older men when you're younger didn't affect you
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: through life.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: Oh thank god.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah all right, so yeah, question uh for the audience
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: call in text in, what's the rule that your parents
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: had that you now realize was totally weird? Just a
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: weird house rule, a weird rule. Couldn't have this or
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: couldn't do that because of whatever.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: And maybe you didn't realize it was weird until you
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: brought it up to other people and they're like.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: No, that's I remember this. Yeah. In the eighties there
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: was an entire satanic panic, like everyone was assuming their
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: cult members were going to steal you from kindergarten human sacrifices.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: I told you, like, my mom wouldn't allow me to
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: have a jean jacket. Jean jackets were super huge. It's
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: just regular like a like a like a like a
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: like a yeah, like a gap or like a like
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: a wrangler. Levi's kind of just like a regular ass
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: jean jacket. And she said, nope, those are for gangs.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: Uh No, so that happened to me, like gangs gap
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: jacket where I grew up.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: All my lands end, all my friends, all my friends
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: wore Ben Davis. So I was like, Okay, I want
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: some Ben Davis. And I told my mom. She's like, oh, yeah,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: that's like work, that's like work clothes. Yeah, that's cool.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 7: So we go to the store and I pick out
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: the shirt and the pants that I want, and this
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: old lady goes up to my mom. She goes, gang
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 7: members wear those clothes, and then she's like, no, you
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: can't wear Ben David.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: That's a wrap.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah, did you guys get in trouble? Like every time
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 10: you left the room if you didn't turn the lights
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 10: off one.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: Ndred percent of the times. That's normal. Also, we weren't
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: allowed to watch commercials, so if yeah, if there was
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: a show on and a commercial came on, we had
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: to change a channel.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: Why so you wouldn't ask for it.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: Probably my dad had a weird relationship with with econ economics.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Because like capitalism.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well because but here's the thing. He was in
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: a lot of the commercials, and so was my brother
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: because he.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: Was a sports cast. Yeah, and so he.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: Then the role became no commercials unless I'm in them.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: It's weird, very very yeah, that's that's very strength.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so you know how we pay for everything? Yeah,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: don't yeah, watch it, don't get on.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: Did you know what the kids are really missing out
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: on now? And I saw it was on some eighties
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: you know retro I g. Account and they show you
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: like all this old you know TV commercials. Different things
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: are driven products from the eighties, Like how cool toy
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: commercials were, Like when you were watching whatever show you
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: were watching and the new thing for the Castle gray
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Skull came up and it was the know the ad
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: for it or for Lightbrider, for the easy bakeovens and
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: like just I'm saying because all have the same or
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: especially if it was like uh g I Joe power wheels,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: power wheels, power like yeah, like I want that.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: So bad, and like the G I Joe You're transplanted
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: a jungle and like thieves and.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Green like yeah yeah, yeah, Like the they're missing out
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: on that, Like do they have commercials for toys? And
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: if not, like how do kids know about what the
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 4: cool toy is? It would make like whole television shows
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: around certain toys too. I guess you know, because there
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: are child influencers like that one kid who just opens up,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: you know, Ryan, Ryan, Yeah, so that's different. I'm talking
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: like those produced They had like really low level special
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: effects in them and stuff, a lot of like wash effects,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: and then the thing would come in because we go
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 4: from yeah, because it would go from you know, the
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 4: animated version to like kids just holding the action figures
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: and play fighting.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so good missing out kids. Yeah, those were the best.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: Rules, all right? So open up the phones eight seven
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: seven forty four, Woodie, what was a weird rule that
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: your parents had growing up? And then also, if you
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: just want to text it over, you can do that too.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: Over to two two nine eight seven.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Bar what show by show.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: Showat burn? Oh my god, text over to two two
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: nine eight seven. Nobody say hi to Diana, Hey Diana, Diana,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: she's on hold on one second? I was a hold
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: on click over here, and then they go the Eric, Diane,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: are you there? Hi?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: It eventually works, all right. So, what's a weird rule
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: that your parents had growing up?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: I wasn't allowed to open the door or answer the phone.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: You're probably like seventeen still yeah, oh yeah, So when
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: they wanted the parent, we were talking about parents. We
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: were talking about parents being super paranoid about the whole
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: kidnapping and yeah, big time over paranoia.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 10: I think for my mom it was more was she
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 10: worried that I would end up pregnant and get married
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 10: at a.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: Young age by answering the door. Yeah, who's at the door? Yeah,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 4: Johnny Appleson.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm joke's on her though, because now I'm a leslian.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: Oh take that, mom, she made you lesbian? Right, Yeah?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 4: You know who psyched about that though? Yeah? Yeah, he's
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: very happy. Yeah, your dad psyched your lesbian. Yeah.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's why Buddy said.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: He's got two daughters and he's like, please let them
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: grow up to be lesbian. Fingers cross the fingers something.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: All right, Diana, thank you for the call. I appreciate
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: you listening to the Woodies show. All right, So what
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: said you're welcome. What's a weird rule that your parents
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: had growing up? Eight seven seven forty four?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: Are you scared for your safety?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: That's a complicated question. So being here today, if I
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: say the wrong word, I.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: Could be charged with as a that's a complicated question.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 18: So being here today, if I say the wrong word
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 18: to any.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: Man, I can be charging.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: And back to the Woody Show. Yeah, so what's a
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: what's a weird rule that your parents had, either like
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: a house rule or just for you growing up? This
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: one said, my parent has had a lot of weird rules.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: One rule I could never understood. My friends couldn't come
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: inside the play We always had to play outside. Oh
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: don't want you mess in the place up. Yeah, that's normal,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: gred parents totally no kids ever. Someone said I wasn't
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: allowed to go to any sleepovers because my dad didn't
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: want anybody coming over to our house to sleep over.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: Favor I get that. This one says it wasn't allowed
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: to watch anything that depicted a dysfunctional family because my
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: parents were worried I would realize that this was us. Yeah,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: well we weren't allowed to watch you know, MTV really
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: no TV or uh no, Married with Children? I watched
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: it still.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: Sure, Yeah, Jerry Springer Married with Children those my favorites.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well Jerry Springer wasn't it. I felt like I
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: didn't watch Jerry spring until I was older, but when
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: I was a kid in the house.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: Now, keep in mind I got setting off to that
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: boarding school when I was fifteen, so much anything team
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: was really like you know. So I'm out of the
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: house at.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 7: That point, so you're seeing all the restrictions worked. Yeah, yeah, all.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: They all worked. Yeah yeah yeah. But we did watch
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: a Living Color.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah by cizens.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: I'm watching all the Living Color clips now that pop up,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: and that was easily the most un PC show. Yeah,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 8: I think ever ye hold up the clown. It's not
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 8: I don't think it's I don't. But they make disabled gays,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: every race, every sex.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: That's why it's good because it's fair. It's everybody. It
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 4: wasn't like it was picking on any one particular group
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: of people.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: They picked on you.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just picked onick on everybody. Uh, let's see
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: eight seven seven forty four Woodie, let's go to a Aron. Hey,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: what's up, Aaron?
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 16: Hey, good morning Aaron.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: So, uh, what was the weird rule in your house?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 16: My mom was super strict with us in video games,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 16: So we weren't allowed to play Monday through Thursday or
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 16: Sunday through Thursday, and we were only allowed to play
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 16: on Fridays and Saturdays. But the kinds of games we
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 16: weren't allowed to play, like, we weren't allowed to play
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 16: any war games because she thought we would be influenced
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 16: to enlist in they.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, get inspired as well as.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 16: Like any GTA games. She thought we'd want to be gangsters,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 16: and she was very like, she was like, no, we
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 16: couldn't play those. So I would always go to my
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 16: cousin's house growing up and they had all the games,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 16: and I used to play those games for a while.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 16: Then she found out and I wasn't allowed to go
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 16: to my cousin's houses anymore.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there'd have been no way, dude, if grand Theft
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: Datta was a thing we did like at the time.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: Moral Combat was highly controversial when it first came out.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 8: It was all the blood. Yeah, oh, because they had
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: blood versions and non blood versions of of the original
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 8: Wortlal Combat.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: I think we've talked about it before, but I remember
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: there was a note that went out from the school
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: to all the parents in the school district about leisure
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: Suit Larry like pixelated like eight bit. Yeah, it was
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: so bad, just computer game stupid. That dot Com I
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: don't remember. Yeah, ROMP dot com was the best. I remember.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: It was so nuts.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: The neighbor kid had it. It was on the big
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: fl was on the floppy disks and you loaded that
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: but yeah, it was.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a flash game of like trying to
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 7: like get laid.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: I had to drink a huge glass of milk every
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: morning as a kid because my parents believed it would
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: make me grow tall. I'm lactose intolerant, so it just
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: made me feel sick and wrecked my stomach.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, speaking of milk, we had to if we were
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: going to eat peanut butter, we had to drink milk
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: to quote activate the protein. No idea what that means?
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: We does anyone know what that means?
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 7: I grew up on milk, though certain amino acids just
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 7: had to be complimentary.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: Sure, my dad definitely didn't know that.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: As a preteen, my parents gave me a seven pm
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: bedtime during the summer. I would go to bed with
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: the sun still up and hear my teenage brother outside.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: It sucked.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: That's messed up.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: I wasn't allowed in early bedtime, sleeping in, no naps.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: Never got a reason as to why I wasn't allowed
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: to be in my room during the day, So I
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: purposely get in trouble so I could sit in my
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: room and read.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: Oh read backwards?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: Wow, Yeah, maybe that's why they did. It's so weird
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: eight seven seven forty four. Woodie text over to two
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: two nine eight seven. I'd imagine you had some pretty
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: weird ass rules, Tyler. Yeah, you seem like a guy
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: like I just based on a couple of things that
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: we've heard here and there.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was home school.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was the.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 12: Oldest of a Christian family. So my parents did not
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 12: allow anything that had to do with like magic. It
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 12: wasn't allowed to have Pokemon because the whole creation versus
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 12: evolution thing was big deal at the time.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 7: Wait what Pokemon?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Pokemon. Yeah, there was that whole thing.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 7: So, oh, your anti Harry Potter, right.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, so that has to do with like the
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 12: magic thing. So I never read any of the Harry
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 12: Potter books. Wasn't allowed to do uh or wasn't allowed
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 12: to watch Simpson, South Park, none of that stuff. So yeah,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 12: but I hated it because they told me all this
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 12: when I was the like the young one, and then
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 12: by the time my youngest brother comes around, there's only
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 12: eight years between us.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: They let him do whatever he wants. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: not nine texting over. Wasn't allowed to watch or read
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: Harry Potter because my mom was told that it was
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: celebrating witchcraft, and so that was the end of that.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: But like with magic, like a card trick, was that
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: considered magic that they.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 12: Didn't really care as much. It was the whole like witches,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 12: wizards like.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 4: Stuff like that weren't allowed to go trig or treated
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: me because it was the Devil's holiday. All right, that's fun.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: I couldn't get my ears pierced because my mom said
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: that only whores have pierced ear.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: Noise.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: I relate.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 5: I didn't get my ears. I was thirty because my
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: dad said, thirty, if God wanted holes in your ear lobes,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: he would have put them there. So I got my Wait.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: So clarification, is this a I know, tattoos are a
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: jew thing, you know, like you can't get buried in
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: the Jewish temple they traditionally it could have been in tattoos.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 5: That could have been it that it was along those Yeah,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 5: But then I was thirty and I did it, and
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: I was so nervous that he'd see it. And he
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: never said a word, and I was like, did you
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: see He goes, what are you talking about? He totally
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: forgot You're thirty thirty, And I was like, oh, I'm
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: so bad.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: My best friend's mother had a rule that everyone who
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 4: sits down at the dinner table must eat a flintstone
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: vitamin before dinner, whether you actually lived there or not.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: This is something that went on not only when we
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: were in high school, but she even did it when
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: we were in our mid twies. Lucky were good.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: They were not good.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: It's right now, awesome. No, those were good. Dude, candy hot.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 5: Like they're like double pants but chalkier dino. Yeah, red
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: orange purple r.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a green joint. Yeah, but it wasn't dino, a.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: Green one orange purple.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 4: That was a treat. That was good. My sister and
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: I bought a condo together and moved out of our parents' house,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: but they have our location and they would constantly check it.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: Plus we would get in trouble quote unquote when they
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: would see that we were not home early, or if
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: we slept over at a boyfriend's house. No, if you
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: didn't come home that night. Weird rule that my mom
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: had for me. My mom wouldn't let me shave above
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: the knee. She said only hookers did that. What rose?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 4: No shaving above.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 9: You?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: No I should see or feel that area up there.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: I couldn't wear hoodies because parents said the gang members
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 4: were them. That was a big time. I remember, like
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: after that whole Trayvon Martin thing, like, hoodies were out
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 4: for a while really because you remember the old Trayvon
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: Martin story he had the hoodie walking through the neighborhood
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: and dude shot him.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: Remember that affecting anyone else hoodies.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: Well, because it freaked people out because you know, this
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: kid was just walking through a neighborhood and had a hoodie, right,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: and so they're like, nope, it's hey, you know what
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: have been the hoodie? Yeah? Yeah, A lot of the
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: stuff doesn't make sense about people freak out.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 7: When I was in high school, sagging your parts was big.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: Oh oh yeah, my god.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: Parents eight they saw the band of your underwear.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: They couldn't have any Raiders gear because they were gang members.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 8: And actually true, that's how Cowboys fan. Also, the team sucks,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: so you gotta go on that one.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 4: My parents would not allow us to play with the
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: deck of cards because they were graphic and satanic.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: Graphic head Oh my god.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. When I was a freshman, my brother was a senior,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: we were only allowed to go out together. So I
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: was partying with adults way too early. It kind of backfired.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: We wanted to have friends no matter what, even if
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: my parents were home supervising. To this day, it feels
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: weird to have company over to my house and I'm
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 4: thirty nine.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's weird.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 7: Weird their friends over, friend's over. I think it's yeah.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I couldn't. Yeah, we were right on that
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: one already. Okay, yeah, I'm just telling you, man, there's like,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: uh uh was allowed to eat past six pm because
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: the kitchen was closed for the day.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 6: My grandma used to do that. The kitchen is closed.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like family. Maybe, Tyler, maybe you could
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: realise it. I don't know. But people with a lot
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: of kids, so they're not constantly rooting through the cupboards
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 5: and fridge. They're just like, no more people in the.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 7: You had the key to the food, right a fat
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 7: little kids.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: It makes sense this one. We had a community drink
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: cup by the sink. We used it. If you got thirsty,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: you got washed every two days or so, Thank you.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: I was only allowed to go to a friend's house
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: or have a friend over once a week, and not
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: a day more. Okay, well these are just lazy parents.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah uh well, somebody said that their parents were big, like, oh,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: well if you went out last week and you're not
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 4: going out this weekend because they didn't want to create
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: like us, Like you're just gonna be partying all the time,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: Like it's a once in a while thing. You go
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: out every once in a while, but not every week. Yeah,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: the curtains had to be open as soon as we
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 4: woke ups. The neighbors wouldn't think we slept.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 5: In That's what would people think.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I wasn't allowed to wear clothes had faces on them,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: just playing T shirts or a shirt with like a
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 4: soccer ball or something on it. Don't step on the
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: bath mat with wet feet was a rule in our house.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: Isn't that what they're for.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: We weren't allowed to listen to Christian music. We were
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: only allowed to listen to Christian music in my house.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: That sucks. Oh. Whenever my sister had a friend over
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: and it was time for dinner, my mom would make
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: her friends sit in the other room while we ate.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: What She never offered to let her friends join us
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 4: or turn on the TV. In the bitch.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's psychotic music, Tyler. Would you like into
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 7: like fly leaf and stuff like that.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah, so I was only I was only allowed to
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 12: listen to like Christian music until I was like in
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 12: junior high. So, but I would kind of sneak around that.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 12: I remember one time my mom went through my old
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 12: MP three player and found like all the non Christian
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 12: songs on there.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Well, that wouldn't be very Christian, killing you. I wasn't
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 4: allowed to bleach my hair, but I could color it darker.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 4: My identical twin sister wasn't allowed to darken her hair,
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: but she could bleach it. Well, that was to keep
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: telling them apart, no turning on the lights storing a
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: lightning storm because the lightning would see us. I don't
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: even know what that means. Yeah, Like I remember like home,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: like don't be on the phone if there was a thunderstorm, like,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: don't be on the phone. Also, no showering there.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: Was a storm the phone was a big one though.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody text over to
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: two two nine eight seven. What's a weird rule that
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: your parents had growing up, seabask can you think of
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: any more like your parents?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 8: It was the weirdest house by far, just because again homeschool,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 8: although we weren't a Christian homeschool, we were at it
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 8: worked anti government homeschool.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 7: Uh so it was it seemed all normal to you. Yeah,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 7: but I didn't.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 8: But there weren't strict rules. It was just we you know,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 8: we no sugar cereals. We were all We all rode
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 8: around in a fifteen passenger church van.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 7: You share the story of all the manure that you
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 7: would put just openly.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: And because we would always fight in the backseat, which
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 8: is in a fifteen passenger van, way is out of
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 8: arms reached from my mom up front. She installed with
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 8: PVC pipes and and phone and like the little conical
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 8: of cones and intercom system, so she would have dangling.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: By herself and the driver's.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 8: Seat a piece of home so she could yell at
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 8: us in the back that would stop stop hitting your brother,
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 8: you know that sort of thing.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 7: She also, yeah, she she rigged.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 8: Up a VC P on a vcrvide except player because
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 8: that's that's cheaper. And she would go to the library
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 8: and rip tapes off from the library dub those onto tape,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 8: so on road trips we would watch a little TV
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 8: that she hot rated this fact before iPads.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 7: Of course she was a chief. She she rigged into that.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 8: She rewired the cigarette lighter because she needed more outlets
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 8: to plug the VCP and the TV.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: And so we wonder, like where Sea baskets is need
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 4: to always have a project creating these things.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: And the FBI warning on the front of those tapes.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: I guess not not the library but O mega po.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 8: We acted mega poor, but we had a good childhood.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 8: Like we always bought food from the Dale Bakery. Yeah,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 8: we always shopped at All of our first clothes came
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 8: from the thrift store. Uh you know, we we we we.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 8: I lived in Salvation Army growing up. And but I
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 8: my dad had a good job. But I guess with
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 8: four kids and whatever, just stretch it.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah damn So that's why you throw a change on
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 12: the groundud because you don't need.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: It, right, Yeah, damn right. Yeah. It explains a lot
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: when when when you hear it.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 8: And she was she was the meanest, strictest mom, but
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 8: it wasn't it rules in general, we had the like
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 8: I remember the first year the Simpsons came out, we
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 8: were allowed to watch. But I think they just did
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 8: that because other parents were doing it, and then they
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 8: watched it and they were like, that's fine whatever, who
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 8: cares uh.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: As cartoons go, this is damn right downright witty.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 8: It was a lot like MENACE's house, where we were
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 8: watching our movies all the time. They they content wise,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 8: they didn't really care.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: It was same. It wasn't a it wasn't religious based
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: our weirdness.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 5: I remember watching Revenge of the Nerds and someone came
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: over and they go, why are you letting your kids
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: watch that? And my mom goes, because it has a
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: good message.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and we got bush.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Text over to two two nine eighty seven. Hey, no
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 4: shaving above the knee.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: Thank you, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: Eight.
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  Speaker 4: Nothing but a jap thanks eight. Nothing but a SoCal
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  Speaker 4: sports day with the g Jeff Cercy unteaus up. Thank
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 4: you all right, dumbass Tyler and for Jeff g again today.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 12: Well let's get it started with the Olympics first, because
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 12: the boys of Team USA men hockey finally took the
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 12: ice yesterday.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 16: He dropping good back off the play by the back
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 16: back for.
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  Speaker 4: Cout doctor Cat.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 12: That was brock Nelson's second goal of the game, helping
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 12: give the US the five to one win over lot Via.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 12: Their next pool game will be tomorrow in a Valentine's
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 12: Day special against Denmark. Elsewhere, for the US, they earn
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 12: two more medals yesterday with the bronze and women's cross
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 12: country skiing and a silver and women's snowboard halfpipe. Looking
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 12: at an updated metal count, Italy leads everyone with eighteen
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 12: total medals, Norway is an second with sixteen, and the
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 12: US is in third with fourteen. For gold medals, Norway
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 12: leads with eight, Italy is second with six, and the
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 12: US isn't a four way tie for third place with four,
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 12: with four more additional gold medals up for grabs later today.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 12: Moving to basketball, the Lakers last night took on a
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 12: Mavericks team with no Cooper.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: Flag's gold Furman times.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 12: This one was an easy win, with the Lakers coming
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 12: out on top one twenty four to one oh four.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 12: Lebron also became the oldest player to record a triple double.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 12: Just really celebrating a dude for doing the job he's
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 12: being paid to due cool. The Lakers are now done
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 12: and going to the All Star Break with a thirty
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 12: three and twenty one record. Speaking of that break, the
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 12: All Star Game and festivities are into it Dome this weekend,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 12: with the three Point Contest set to kick things off
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 12: tomorrow at five, followed by the actual game on Sunday.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 12: In college basketball, UCLA has a tough task and goes
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 12: into ann Arbor to take on number two Michigan with
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 12: tip off at nine forty five tomorrow morning. And in baseball,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 12: the Dodgers finally have pitchers and catchers reporting to camel
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 12: Back Ranch this morning. They will be without Anthony Bonda,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 12: who was traded yesterday to Minnesota for international bonus pool money,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 12: but they did bring back some familiar faces in both
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 12: Max Munsey and keyk Hernandez, with them both signing one
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 12: year deals and extensions to come back to La Dumbass.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 4: Tyler and that's are so cow sports. Alright, thank you
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 4: very much, Tyler, appreciate you filling in from Jeff, Jean
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 4: has been out of the country, and we begin another
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: Greg Menace, Gina gras Ce Mass is yaw, Sammy is yaw.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 4: Hello they got Morgan? Yeah you know? Phones open eight
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  Speaker 4: seven seven forty four. Woode text over to two two
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 4: nine eight seven I do have something for genastening. I
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: remember Gena told the story about how her step son
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: he got this bike from my wife and I it's
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: my my son's bike that he wasn't using anymore, but
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: we had it, you know, all cleaned up and whatever
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: Christmas present. Yeah, and then Gina and her husband get
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 4: of it to their stepson and he is man. He's
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: never lived in a neighborhood. We can just bike around,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: so this is yeah, it's his big thing. And he's
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 4: with all the other kids in the neighborhood. And they
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: started a bicycle gang no quote unquote.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a bicycle gang wearing jean jackets.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: Well that's what he is, the co leader of the gang.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: And I cut and I asked what the requirements were
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: to get into this bicycle gang.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 5: There's three requirements.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 4: You have to be able to do a wheelie, you
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 4: have to be able to hop the curb, and you
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 4: have to be able to quote burn rubber. They came
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 4: up with the name. They came up with the name
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: for this little bicycle game gang, and it's called Puking Scorpions. Yeah,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: like Sons of Anarchy. They are the Puking Scorpions.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 5: They wanted to sound scary and badass, and I think so.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 4: I said to myself, you know, I'm always down for
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: really dragging a joke out. So I went online and
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 4: I did you know, through a I I came up
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: with a like a logo for the puking scorpions, like
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 4: you would see like on the back of like a
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: cut for a motorcycle gang or a motorcycle club. And
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: I had this U. I had this logo done up
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: and then the logo came out cool. And then I
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: remember seeing about this company those custom patches, and I'm like,
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 4: he's got to get like a patch and can give
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: these patches out to his friends. Well, I had them
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: made up and they arrived yesterday. Check out the puking
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: Scorpions patch. These are these are aren't by the way
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 4: they're there. They're individually red.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 8: I'd say it's like hot topics style. It's a hot
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 8: red scorpion barfing out like black barrear.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: It says puking scorpion. It's a it's a metallic thread
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: puking scorpion BC for bicycle club. And then on the
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 4: body says ride or spew. And first first attempt AI
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: generated logo A plus. Those are quality there. Actually, look,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: all you haters can suck it.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 5: He's look, he's gonna freak out.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 4: I can't believe this because the logos cool. Oh yeah
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 4: that patch then let me see. So I went on
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 4: there and it's like, do you want this kind of
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 4: thing or do you want to Oh no, we're gonna
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 4: get this and then you want it to be just
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: a sow on or like an iron I'm like, oh no,
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 4: we're going iron on and do you want this? You
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 4: want the premium this like we're going premium die cut. Yeah,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 4: so I got I got ten of them. Dude, Well
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: you're not which which now you have nine? Because I
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 4: can't I.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 7: Did keep on you thank you?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't believe you did this? What
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 5: he strikes again?
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 4: They look they look super cool.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 18: Bad.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 4: Now he's got to decide what he's going to put
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 4: that on.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll probably have to iron him on something for
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: all the kids.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: I hope I'm going to have him give him out,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 5: Like how do you give them out? Like ceremoniously, like
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 5: to the kids the club?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: The club has to How does angels do it? Can
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: we jump in the sons of anarchy. Who what are
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 4: you a member of?
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: Do it?
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 5: That's a good question. These are incredible.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: First of all, you have prospects right right, and then
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 4: they have to all vote. Everybody votes to see if
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 4: they're going to become a full patched member.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: Looks good man?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah you do.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 4: You want to be a full patched member of Puking Scorpion, dude.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 5: And it's like blood and blood out right, like that's
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 5: how you get in. That's how you get it, the
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: only way out.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 10: Oh well, when I was a little girl, me and
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 10: my friends, we would like prick each other and bleed
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 10: and then we'd put each other's blood in our body.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: That's how you get like things should do something.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: Who's got the patch? You got here?
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 5: That's the it's the you know, these are incredible.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: Dude, I'll tell you that. Let me find I wanted
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 4: to see if they were out legit. Yeah. First I
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: wanted to see if it was really going to be yeah, good,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: good quality.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 5: And you paid full freight for these?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they are so I think ten all together
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 4: it was like four hundred and sixty bucks.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: That's not true.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 4: It is true because I did I did rush order,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 4: I did metallic thread. I did doc I did every
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: all the top level stuff I did for these top
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: of the line, top of the line. I spared no expense.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 8: I would have just like TWI are you serious, Yeah,
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 8: because I order custom magnets all the time.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: And yeah, you know, use of this custom it's custom
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 4: patch Factory. Again the rush and it came from China. Yeah,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 4: it's it's the rush short of thing. But they were
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 4: very good, Like when I sent the logo over to
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 4: them and whatever, they sent the proof right back right
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 4: away for just the artwork. And then they did one.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 4: They manufactured one, and they send a picture of the
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: actual manufactured one. I go, yep, looks good. They keep
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 4: in the process the whole time, and they were fast
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: and it got here. Yeah, Custom patch Factory is is
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: what it was. And yeah, I mean you can you
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 4: can go obviously, you can go way cheaper and you
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: can get like just more like a like a basic one.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 4: But I mean doing this, I'm saying, if we're doing this,
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 4: let's do it.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: You you go too far to these children go you
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 5: know what I'm saying.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 7: Let's go to patches.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 5: Let's go kids in the neighborhood, in your neighborhood. You're
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 5: going to see riding around with this patch on.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 10: Great, that's gonna be cool when you scott one, when
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 10: you're all driving around, then.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 7: You'll pull over and then you'll show your patch.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's cool, guys, he's cool.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: Custom patch fact. Yeah, and uh, you could just you
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 4: upload whatever, just upload whatever whatever you got there.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 5: They do look very expensive. I just wasn't.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 4: In fact, I panicked at first. I went to the
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 4: whole thing and I said, puking scorp I'm like, no,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: it's puking scorpions with an S. And then uh, as
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 4: I was doing that, Gina was talking to her step
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: son and he goes, no, it's scorpion. I was already
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 4: on the horn. The Chinese lady collectively is puking scorpions
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: like they're each like they worship the puking scorpion. Yeah, wow, Yeah,
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: you're gonna post it on the Instagram menace.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 7: Oh I thought you were going to do it.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: I need oh here, just get the get the patch
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 4: over the somebody said, can you please post it so
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 4: we can see what it looks like.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 8: It Genus sort of answered my question. There's no blowback
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 8: that because sometimes when the parents are into something, the
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 8: kids will just you know, reflexively hate it.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 5: They're too young for that. They're not rebelling yet, they're
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 5: little kids.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: And see I made it easy on the parents. He's
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: hiring that thing on.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 5: He made it easy on the parents. Based four hundred bucks.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: From like you don't have to take it down to
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 4: a place or like you know or have you know,
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 4: get get go find your sewing kit.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 5: Unbelievable.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, puk scorp baby, Yeah, I'm telling you that. It
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 4: was just chat GPT. The logo came out perfect, first attempt.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 5: Easy with like bones like skull and cross with the
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 5: bite gears.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good, this is incredible.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: It's good.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 7: It's on our Instagram story right now.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: All right, check it out on our Instagram. At the
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: Woody Show, Well, take a break and we're gonna come
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: back and we have a round of the d u
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 4: i q as his Friday tradition. D u i Q
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 4: coming up next. If you want to play eight seven
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 4: seven forty four what he is? The number that's eight
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 4: seven seven forty four Woodie eight seven seven forty four,
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: Woody your phone, somebody else.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 17: The Woodie Show, No show and crushing right, along trying
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 17: to get through this into the weekend.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: We got our dumb ass contests, and the dumb ass
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 4: contest is the you you.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 12: D u i Q.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 4: Sea Bass's playing the game to everybody. Play.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 8: I find somebody nice and drunk and ask them the
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 8: easiest in the world's tribute questions, so that the game is, oh,
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 8: are they so drunk they won't know the answer. So
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 8: that's what you're doing. You're guessing whether they know the answer.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 8: If you guess whether they know twice out of three times,
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 8: you win.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the phones and meet our
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: contestant and we'll say hello to Alex. What's up Alex? Alex?
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 9: Hey, good morning.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 15: What do you show?
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: How you Friday?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 17: To you?
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 4: Look, you're gonna play the uy Q. Now you're just
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 4: guessing for the drunk person. We're having fun guessing with
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 4: Menace and Sammy. If they stone cold sober will know
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 4: the answers to these questions. But before I get to
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 4: those questions that actually count, let's get to know the
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 4: drunk person. The Sea Bass has for us kind of
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 4: get an idea of just how with it or not
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 4: with it they are, and who.
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 8: Is this Sea Bass it's Damien, and he is about forty,
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 8: and I promise you're gonna hear him.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 7: But I promise this is not a homeless person, not
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 7: kidding about them.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, here's a Damien.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: Damien. What do you had to drink this evening?
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 15: Huh?
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 4: I like more beer than vodka?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: How many beers would you say you had this evening?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 5: Three?
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 4: Weird?
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: I don't believe you.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 4: No, three ma vodka?
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well I am more than beer.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 4: And and I wake up tomorrow, I'll be good.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: What are you gonna wake up tomorrow? What are you
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: gonna do.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: Home?
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 3: Do you think you're just sleep on the street.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 4: Side or what?
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: I know?
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: One time I set on street and.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 15: So I know.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: This person does not have a home.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 4: There's no way he didn't wake up. I was saying,
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: it's true, I didn't wake all right, Well, okay, next morning,
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: weep it for now?
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 7: All right, Alex, we'll go home. He's gonna wake up
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 7: the think you know what, I love my life.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: All right. That should help you out a little bit here,
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: because that guy right there is the only guy you
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 4: got to guess with. All right, rough question number one,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: d U I Q.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 13: Who is Batman's butler.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 4: Who's Batman's butler? I'll start with the triple now, same,
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: triple now, triple now put me down. Yes for Menace, No,
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: for Sammy, absolutely.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 5: Not for dam drunk drunkers?
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: Then yeah, what do you think Menace and Sammy?
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 7: No, I'm going yes.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 4: Why do you think he will get it?
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: All right, Sammy? What do you think?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: All right, Alex, what's your guess? I'm gonna go with no?
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 4: All right? Question number one?
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 16: D u y Q.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 13: Who is Batman's butler?
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 4: Menace? Alfred, Sammy, Jeeves, Jeeves Jeeves? All right, so far,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 4: so far? About in the thousand? Yeah, Alfred, yeah, Alfred? Yeah,
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 4: all right. So let's see if Damian gets this one right,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 4: and if you're on the board with your first point again, Alex,
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: guess that he would not get this one?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 13: Who is Batman's butler?
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 4: Wait? Last one?
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: He was?
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 4: What do you think it is?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 4: No, yeah, I can do it? All right. That's good,
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 4: not shocking, not shocking, but great news for you acts
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 4: because you have one point I made in that answer.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 4: I would have also said that any of the actor names, Yeah,
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 4: can you name any the actors? Yeah? Michael yeah, it's
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 4: the only one. That's the only one I.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: Can leepurrent one.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: All right, Question number two for the D U I Q.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: If a woman gets an I, U, D, what is
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: she trying to prevent?
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: All right, put me down. See, Sammy's a wild card
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 4: in this one. You would think that she'd be like
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 4: an automatic. Yeah, she misses so many things about her
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 4: own body. Yeah, I will say that Sammy does know
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 4: this one. Menace knows this one as well. Again, no
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: for al or for Damien. Damien. Oh and bonus points
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 4: in the studio. If you can tell me what the
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: I and the U and the D stand for. Okay,
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know. Oh well I don't know.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 7: We'll find out.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, do you know what it is?
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: Greg? Yes, I do too. You do tell you at
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: the office, Greg knows everything about them them parts. Oh,
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: totally smart hobby. I think I thought Greg was gonna
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 4: literally puke. He dry heaved because somebody said pink parts
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: the other day. Yeah, that's pretty gross, and he he
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 4: had an immediate reaction. And you could tell it was
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 4: it was gross because you were like because it wasn't
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 4: even like nobody was watching you. Nobody was like, you know,
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 4: focused on grey gross that but yes, I know, I
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: think Sammy will get it, Menace will get it, and
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 4: Damien doesn't even know what planet he's on. Okay, no, way,
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: I think Samy and Menace will get it, not the bonus,
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 5: but they will be the main one. And then yeah, Damien, no,
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 5: he's legally dead.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: All right. Oh, as far as the bonus goes, no
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: to Menace, not toe Sammy as well medicine, Sammon. Do
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: you think that Damien will get this one? Right? Yes?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 4: Or no?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 17: No?
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 4: No, And Alex, what do you say? Yes or no?
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with again, no solid solid strategy there,
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: my friend. Question number two d.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 3: U I Q. If a woman gets an I U D,
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: what is she prevents?
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 4: Sammy? Pregnancy pregnancy? Menace pregnancy pregnancy?
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 16: All right?
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: What does i U D stand for? I don't know? Implanted? Okay,
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 4: genius is first, keep going, That's all I got, just implanted, Yeah, okay, implanted.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 4: Something implanted.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 6: Implanted was a good guess. I wish I would have
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 6: written that one inserted uterine device.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 4: Uterine is good. But what did you say, Menace?
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 17: Uh?
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 7: Intentional universal d stopper?
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 4: There it is, uh what so what is this is
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 4: very close inner uterine device, inner uterine device or interuter
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 4: so not implanted damn it.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 6: I said inserted, but yeah, inter.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 7: Damn are all thank you?
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 4: Question Question number two d u i Q.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: If a woman gets an i U D what is
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: she trying to prevent vagina?
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 13: Nomina?
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 4: I never had vergiana.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 13: You never had vagina?
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 4: No, never had. Congratulations Alex, quick work of that one.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 4: You are the winner here on the d U i Q. Lawyer. Oh,
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 4: thank you, thank you. That was stressful. Yeah, that was
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 4: that was rough That was rough Man's well, Alex, appreciate
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 4: you listening to Woodie show. Hang on, we will get
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 4: all your information and you have yourself a wonderful weekend,
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: my friend.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 15: Thank you for the show.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 4: Likewise, all right, there's there's Alex. Would you have an
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: a third question that Alex did not need. Question number
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: three for the d U i.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 3: Q how many inches are in a foot?
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 4: Oh? My god? On now, okay, kids, how many inches
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 4: are in a foot? I'm still going no for Damien.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 7: Were talking about human like good question menace.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: We'll save that to man might take a difference. All right,
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 4: all right, so Damien no, Sammy. Yes, it shouldn't even
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 4: be a thought right now. But it shouldn't be. But
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: here we are. Uh yeah, all right, yes for Menace
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 4: and Sammy, no for Damien.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 5: Second that I am so confident I'm saying triple yes,
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 5: triple yes.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 4: Why not Menace doesn't? Is he gonna get it? No?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 16: No?
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 4: All right? Question number three?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: How many inches are in a foot?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 4: On account of three? You guys are just going to
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 4: say your answer at the same time. Okay, one, two, three, twelve?
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 7: All right, A Bakers doesn't kid me?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 5: Thirteen?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 4: It's not a Baker's foot. Yeah, what would a Bakers
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 4: doesn't be it would be thirteen inches? Thirteen? Yeah, but
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 4: there's never.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 7: What's that weird stuff they do overseas? What about eight
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 7: kilometers metric system?
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 7: How many inches are in the metric system in a foot?
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 4: They don't have a really good question? Yeah, that's great,
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: all right. Question number three.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: IQ, how many inches are in a foot? Twelve?
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 4: It's correct?
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: How many inches are you five by?
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: I continue twelve ash and make you feel good? Oh five?
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 4: What do you say? He's five? But he can work
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 4: it feel like twelve inch?
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 5: This is marriage material?
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 4: Girls? How many inches.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: Are you fire?
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I continue twilve ash and make you feel good?
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 6: Wait did he say I.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 5: Could take a twelve inch and make it feel good?
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 4: I can't tell what he said there in the middle.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 4: I don't think hold on, let's listen again. Five. Yeah,
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 4: I continue to twelve ass.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 7: It's making it make a twelve inch.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 4: I think he's.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 7: I can take it to twelve.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 5: Those aren't words.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I I continue at twelve oa.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 7: Whatever it is there he is, by the way, then
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 7: narrow maybe nine inches of meeting.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 4: Mind blown? No Woody show text in eight seven? All right,
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 4: following up, where's Morgan? Where'd you go? Let's get it
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 4: back in here. We've got some we got some follow
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 4: up on the roommate chronicles.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 5: Yes, I do want to know.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 4: Well, so Morgan and dumbass Tyler they're now roommates, and
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 4: there was just a thing. One of the most recent
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 4: things that they were dealing with was this chicken debacle,
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 4: chicken Chicken Gate, where dumb ass Tyler took out a
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: package of chicken left it in the kitchen sink to
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 4: the fraud for night.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah, like twenty four hours, yeah, overnight, like over twelve hours, Yes, yeah,
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 10: and so we're like, dude, like, that's not the way
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 10: to defrost chicken.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you can. I mean, you can do
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 4: anything you want to do, but like, if you really
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 4: want to make sure you don't get sick, it's not recommended.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 15: But I think the.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 7: Biggest part of that we looked over that it was
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 7: still in the package the whole time.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: It was what does that matter?
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 7: Well, because she was crying about.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna bleach my whole sit.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the party.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 4: It's a temperature thing, dude. She's worried about salmonillers. I
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 4: understand the salmonilar is not going to get out of
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 4: the package. That's why they have those extra little plastic
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 4: bags in the meat section where you can like take
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 4: one and put the round bat for ye because they'll
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 4: drip and they'll get whatever, and they'll get especially chicken. Sometimes.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 4: I don't know what happened. Chicken has also Yeah no,
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: But the other part of it, menace, is like when
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 4: you are thawing something, you need to keep the products
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 4: still at an appropriate temperature. So it's nothing new with
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 4: the salmoniller's at that point.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 7: I've never I mean, I guess the amount of time
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 7: that it was out, that it was.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 4: A little ridiculous because you don't you don't. You don't
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 4: want it getting to room temperature. You got to keep it.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know what that actual temperature is, but the
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 4: level of possible freak out, yeah, I was.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 5: If you' all think that was freaking out, that's crazy.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 4: But I'm with you, mar I didn't think it was
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 4: freaking out. I just don't think like I was.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 5: The dirty bitch that didn't clean things.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 5: So I mean, yeah, room temp is like seventy degrees yea, yeah, all.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: Right, so here we of course there's a feedback on
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 4: social media. There's people calling in the after hours, voicemails.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 15: It's all about the chicken argument between Morgan and the eighty.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 15: It is okay to leave chicken out overnight as long
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 15: as you put it in the fridge in the morning
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 15: before you go to work, and it was also okay
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 15: to pull it out thirty minutes before you're ready to
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 15: cook it. So ALLA have to say creasy.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the other thing you can do. You can also
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 4: leave it in the fridge.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 10: It should have been put in the fridge in the morning.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 10: When Taylor went to work, right. I think what he's
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 10: saying is like no more than thirty minutes before you
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 10: cook it. Like I think you know, agree with you more.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like ice ice bath is fine, like the
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 4: ice water, like you're putting in ice not people some
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 4: times get a big thing of hot water. You don't
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 4: want to do that.
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 3: That is not good.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 4: Here's another one after hours voicemail.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 18: What a show, A little big time. It's going about
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 18: Morgan and Tyler here listening into it about their dispute
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 18: with the chicken. And I don't know if anybody remembers
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 18: or no, but Morgan at the very beginning stated that
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 18: she saw the chicken in there when she got back
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 18: from her walk, because she saw it there for sure
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 18: before she went to bed about eight, but then had
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 18: changed here that Tyler was going the dishes when she
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 18: got back at five, and then she saw it sometime
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 18: before she went to bed. But just find it odd
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 18: that she didn't see him do it or anything like that.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 18: It just happened to be there at eight o'clock, she seed.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 18: So I'm on the other side. I believe him on
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 18: this one that he did before he went to bed,
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 18: and that uh, Morgan saw it the next morning, came
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 18: on it out. But I don't believe that she saw
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 18: it at five or eight pm the night before, just
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 18: because their story kind of slipped there a little bit,
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 18: but all right, a little big time.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, this is also like the JFK.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what initially I asked, I go is trying
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 7: to break that down?
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: Was?
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 7: There was there some kind of confusion where he was
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 7: just actually watching a whiteboard.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 4: You guys will both draw your timelines.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 10: The time doesn't matter. I saw it the night before,
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 10: whether it was six pm or eight pm. I went
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 10: to bed and it was still there than morning after
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 10: texted him. He said, don't put it in the fridge.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 10: Leave it there for eight more hours.
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, does all that is moot?
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 7: None of that really matters, because the big argument is
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 7: he said he was he pulled it out at We
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 7: all disagree. We all agreed that leaving out the amount
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 7: of time to pull his meat out. But the big
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 7: argument was, he said that he took it out at ten,
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 7: and you said that he took it out at five.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 7: So there there's another extra five that's not again, but that's.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 5: Time he took it out. I saw it the night before, like,
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 5: I don't, I don't know what else to tell you.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 7: He was he was planning on leaving that in that
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 7: sink for a good sixty years.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's also only, like Gina was just saying, that's
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 4: only part of the it's only part of it. Part
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 4: of it is like for Tyler, like, dude, for you,
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 4: because she's not eating this chicken. So for Tyler, like
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 4: for you to leave the chicken out that long, that's
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 4: that's the thing for him. The video, they they're fighting
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 4: over the time it was.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 9: Brought out right, Morgan did have a big right because
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 9: she felt like Tyler was lying about about the time,
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 9: like you were being gaslightd.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 5: See it the night before?
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: Why would I lie about it? Right? And why would
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 4: you just concoct that in your brain that I saw
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: chicken in the sink?
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 5: Like yeah, of course I don't say the times, right,
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know what before you walk the dog or
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 5: after you walked the dog. That's what everyone's freaking out about.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 4: On the text Day one to eight were still talking
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 4: about this. Yeah, I can't believe it either. Join the club, dude, welcome.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 5: Tyler had dinner last night and he saved me some Yeah, chicken.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 5: What how did he cook it?
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 4: What was this?
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I didn't need it. But was it
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 5: like baked chicken?
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 5: Didn't know it was like a sauce like maybe like
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 5: a Lemon's type. It's not great.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 4: Here one more after hours voicemail on the subject, then
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 4: maybe we could put this to bed. Yeah, hey, what
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 4: do you.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 18: Show Josh out of Arizona? And we love big time
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 18: big fans just calling about the Morgan Tyler thing and uh,
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 18: I got no evidence on it. I know nothing about that,
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 18: but question wise and just hearing it. Sorry, Morgan, I
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 18: believe Tyler that the the chicken was put out at
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 18: ten pm, just because your story didn't really add up
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 18: when he said you said you got back and it
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 18: was in there from your walk and stuff like that,
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 18: but then you said, oh, yeah, you were washing dishes
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 18: when I got back. So just kind of confused on
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 18: how he was washing dishes and you saw the chicken
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 18: in there at the same time, or you didn't quite
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 18: mention it then about why he was doing it or
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 18: why he did it when it was at five or
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 18: six pm. Instead you waited till the very next day
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 18: and then texted him and say why did you put
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 18: this in here when you seem like your original question
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 18: was why did you put it in there? So yeah,
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 18: just thinking Tyler's right on this one and that he's
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 18: not lying that he put it in about nine ten
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 18: o'clock and not five plus. Am all right, love big time.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 10: So my, before you feel like everybody, I'm so pss
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 10: before you feel a waste of this guy's voicemail.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna say this. I was on your side because
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 8: I tend to believe you, and I would tend to
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 8: not believe Tyler. But your emotional reaction right now makes
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 8: me think you know something.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 5: Nope, nope, you get the same level of hungry.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 4: Show of hands by vote in the room. Uh and
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 4: and by air I can see through too, And you
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 4: gotta let me know what Vaughan votes to show a hands?
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 4: Who is on team Tyler? Now? What is it?
• 1:56:34
  Speaker 16: Are we.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 4: Chicken date? Whose side are you on here? So team Tyler?
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 4: Show of hands? Bass board? Is Von's hand up?
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 7: No it's not because there's two different arguments here.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, you gotta pick a side.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 5: The problem that I say the correct times of everything aside?
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 4: Are you team Tyler?
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 4: He didn't want to go ahead. Just put it, you
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 4: know you want to go ahead.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 3: Because.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 4: I'm not voting Morgan Morgan though there's.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 5: More going on.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 7: There's because there's two arguments.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 5: Argument that matters and a stupid argument that does. I
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 5: don't say everything freaking correctly. That's the point. Oh my god,
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 5: Minis don't know.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 4: This is the issue with men They're not comprehending the problem.
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 4: Now I'm on board.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 7: The chickens left out too long?
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 4: Now, who's getting emotional problem?
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 10: People then misspeak on the air all the time, everybody
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 10: that I can't remember what time I saw.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 7: Things interesting chicken because I I thought that was the
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 7: argument was this time?
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 5: I actually like you a lot, and you're pissing me off.
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: I told you.
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 7: He's an idiot. He left it out, he left it
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 7: out too long. But if you watch the instagram there
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 7: is a different argument going on.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 5: You know it's a lose lose because now I'm an
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 5: angry bitch.
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 3: Welcome to my world.
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 4: Did you see the room of hands that when I
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 4: said team Morgan, they all went up except for Sea
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 4: Bass and Menis and Sammy No Miami.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 6: But you said that there was more going on.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 5: Just can I just speak on behalf of Morgan for
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 5: a second, please, I'll be She wasn't. She wasn't worried
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 5: about the details because the overarching argument was so much
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 5: bigger than like, I don't know, maybe it was five May,
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 5: it was eight. The point is it was overnight, and
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 5: we're all gonna die if we eat it. So I
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 5: think that getting mixed up in these little details is
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 5: really moot and doesn't matter.
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 8: Here's the here's the I agree with you, Gina. The
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 8: problem is she set this trap for herself by pre
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 8: telling us them that Tyler was going to lie, and
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 8: that brings all these other details into play because she
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 8: overheard in.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 5: The hall arguing and he was already lying.
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 4: I'm sitting at my desk before the show even started
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 4: yesterday and I hear all this stuff. Yeah, this stuff
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 4: going on in Bords studio, and I'm like, what is happening? Yeah,
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 4: because Tyler's asking all of us, what do you guys think?
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 4: You're smiling and it seems that you're kind of lying
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 4: and taking details. Yeah. So so Tyler was already poisoning
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 4: the well before it even got on the air, and
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 4: so that's why she heard what Tyler was saying to everybody,
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 4: and that's why she prefaced what she was about to
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 4: say with hey, guys, just so you know, that's why it.
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 5: Was even mad.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 10: The chicken doesn't bother me if I'm not eating it,
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 10: and I know to scrub the sink after, do whatever
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 10: the hell you want.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 4: All right, So let's let's not let this get out
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 4: of hand, because let me, let me, let me tell
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 4: you what happens.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 5: People like being married. I hate this.
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 4: So people are stupid situations.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 4: This couple, a couple of teenagers, right, They're in Fort Worth, Texas.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 4: They pick up some food. They bring it back to
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 4: their apartment. They're digging in. One of them says, hey, man,
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 4: can I have a couple of fries? The answer was no,
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 4: okay that, but come on, a couple of fries? Who care? Anyway? Fine?
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 4: Leads to an argument. It eventually boils over. The dude
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 4: being greedy with the fries, pulls out a gun and
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 4: shoots the friend right there on the couch. He did
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 4: take that?
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 5: Why is he obsessed with his fries?
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 4: Neighbors heard the shot called nine to one one. When
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 4: they arrived, the shooter had bounced, but they tracked him
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 4: down in short order, and he has been charged with
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 4: murder over French fries. Would be selfish, dude. Don't take
• 2:00:15
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• 2:00:22
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• 2:00:32
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• 2:00:36
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• 2:00:37
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