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Dirty Little Secret: “What happens when you tell someone you’re a pilot… but forget to mention it’s for drones?” · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty little secret. The secret.
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  Speaker 2: and early confess going into the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: you have one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited for this. What's up?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So I had met this girl last weekend
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  Speaker 1: and she was gorgeous, Like I was just absolutely blown away,
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  Speaker 1: Like it was almost like just looking at her, like
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  Speaker 1: she just had me in a trance.
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  Speaker 3: She was just so beautiful geez.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not the kind of guy that lies about things,
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  Speaker 1: but for whatever reason, this girl just kind of blindsided me.
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't even really know what I was saying. Like,
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  Speaker 1: so we started talking at the bar, and like I
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  Speaker 1: just couldn't stop staring at her, and it was hard
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  Speaker 1: to even like focus on what she was saying. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, long story short, we started talking
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  Speaker 1: about what I did, and I said I was a pilot,
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  Speaker 1: which she immediately jumped in and was like, oh, my
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  Speaker 1: uncle's a pilot, and we started talking about how he's
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  Speaker 1: like flying for American airlines and blah blah blah, and
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  Speaker 1: like that's kind of when it hit me that that
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  Speaker 1: I figured out she thought I flew planes, which is
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  Speaker 1: not entirely true.
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  Speaker 3: You're a pilot. What do you fly if it's not planes?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm a drone pilot thing, but like I swear,
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  Speaker 1: like I thought I said that we were.
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  Speaker 2: Taught drone pilot, which is cool, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong, but that come home, bro.
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  Speaker 1: That's like saying because I thought I said that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a race car driver because I go to Andretti's.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I get it, but that's that's quite
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  Speaker 2: the difference.
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  Speaker 3: But you just got kind of caught up in the moment.
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  Speaker 1: And I felt like super stupid about it because she
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  Speaker 1: was like about to leave and go to another bar
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  Speaker 1: with her friends, so like I wasn't even like going
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  Speaker 1: to try to explained like right then and there.
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  Speaker 3: But like I did get her number.
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  Speaker 1: We started talking via text and stuff and like setting
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  Speaker 1: up a day to go out this weekend. But I
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  Speaker 1: still haven't told her that I'm not like an airplane pilot.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like I do take lessons in addison, but
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  Speaker 1: like I've only had like a handful of them. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: I do have like a remote pilot certificate, so like
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  Speaker 1: I can't fly like commercial drones. Like that's that's not
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  Speaker 1: quite the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: No, but still kind of coay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay, so you are taking flight lessons or you're
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  Speaker 2: flying lessons of some sort.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well that will help.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like you went into detail about how
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  Speaker 4: you work for Delta or like anything else.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, she's like, who do you fly for?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Walmart?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Uber eat Ye, I'll drop off your food in
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  Speaker 2: your driveway. Okay, that's okay, though I don't think this
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  Speaker 2: is I don't know, Cannisey. You'll know better than I do,
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  Speaker 2: because you're a woman. And if you had, you know,
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  Speaker 2: a conversation quickly with the guy at the bar and
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  Speaker 2: he's like, I'm a pilot and you, well, let's exchange
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  Speaker 2: numbers and maybe we can hang out sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, and then he you know, you realize he's not
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  Speaker 3: a pilot pilot.
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  Speaker 4: Right, I mean, you probably need to clarify, like sooner
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  Speaker 4: than later. But at the same time, like, what does
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  Speaker 4: that change? Like whatever vibes you guys had, you know
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  Speaker 4: what I mean, just because she has this in her
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  Speaker 4: head that you're a pilot, like who flies commercial.
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  Speaker 3: Airlines, It means a lot, But she's.
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  Speaker 4: Assuming all this in her head.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if she's not materialistic and not superficial, she
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  Speaker 2: won't care, and if she is, then she will.
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  Speaker 3: And you don't want to be with someone like that anyway. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: probably envisioning y'all flying to the Bahamas or some destination.
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  Speaker 4: To be fair, when you say you're a pilot, most
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  Speaker 4: people are gonna assume that messed up.
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  Speaker 2: He was excited in the moment, and he's like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a pilot, and yeah, I could see that when you're
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  Speaker 2: you're like, obviously this girl was so gorgeous. He was
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  Speaker 2: almost that's what you need to say. I was so
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  Speaker 2: caught up in your beauty that no, no, no o.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want her to think like I'm embellishing things
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  Speaker 1: and then like trying to cover it with flattery.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Like fast, Okay, well, then
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  Speaker 2: just be real with her and say, hey, yeah, let
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  Speaker 2: me clarify something. I'm a I'm a drone pilot, which
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  Speaker 2: you know, it could be really cool. I mean there's
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  Speaker 2: there's drone pilots who are in the military and they
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  Speaker 2: do military strikes and you know, so you could be like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm one of the best drone pilots.
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  Speaker 3: In the country in Edison.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will get your food there fast and warm.
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  Speaker 3: No good for you. That's a cool job.
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  Speaker 2: And you, like you said, you do have a pilot's certificate,
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  Speaker 2: so you're close to it.
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  Speaker 3: You're pretty much pilot.
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  Speaker 4: I mean yeah, if she really was reading into it
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  Speaker 4: and cared that much, I feel like she would ask
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  Speaker 4: more questions that night, you know, and been like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: who do you fly for?
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  Speaker 3: I think you're good. She's probably telling all our girls, girl,
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  Speaker 3: he's a pilot. God, I met a pilot. I got
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  Speaker 3: a pilot. We gonna fly to Turks and Kekos.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to Cabo as soon as the drones
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  Speaker 2: are big enough to fly people.
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  Speaker 3: You're in, I guess you're in.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you'll have to give us an update and let
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  Speaker 2: us know. But you know, don't count yourself out. Like
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  Speaker 2: you said, the vibes mattered you obvious had some kind
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  Speaker 2: of chemistry right off the bat. So I mean that
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  Speaker 2: that goes for something. Okay, don't crash your drone just yet.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's gonna be fine.
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  Speaker 3: Plus, she was having drinks. Yeah, and get more drinks later.
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  Speaker 3: You're fine. Well, let us know what happens. Okay, we'll
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  Speaker 3: do it.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, that is funny. I'm a pilot, a drone pilot.