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252: Polyfamily Recap - Oh My Quad (S1 E4) · Reality TV Cringe

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Speaker 1: all Right, any takeaways the Lovely Beatrice, What did you
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Speaker 1: walk away from this latest episode? Oh, by the way,
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Speaker 1: we're a week behind, so we are going to be
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Speaker 1: talking about episode four. But like, when you walked away
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Speaker 1: from episode four after spending an hour of your life
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Speaker 1: watching it, what were your thoughts?
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Speaker 2: I guess my takeaway isn't necessarily about the show itself,
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Speaker 2: but about TLC because I feel like TLC shows used
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Speaker 2: to be so much better back in the day.
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Speaker 1: It's to be so fun. They used to be so crazy, original.
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Speaker 2: Original, and like weird, like showing these crazy families and
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Speaker 2: crazy people around the world that we share the planet with.
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Speaker 2: And it used to be it used to feel more
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Speaker 2: authentic and less produced. I mean, there was still some
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Speaker 2: like production elements on it, but I just felt like
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Speaker 2: TLC shows used to be so much cooler. Like, I
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Speaker 2: don't know, it seems like all of these shows are
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Speaker 2: kind of going downhill, Like ninety Day Fiance has gone
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Speaker 2: downhill for me a bit.
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Speaker 1: The same every single time.
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Speaker 2: And there's so many other iterations of it, and Pillow.
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Speaker 1: It's just a pipeline for only famis.
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Speaker 2: And then you have Seeking Brother Husband that was just
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Speaker 2: absolute trash, but not even good.
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Speaker 1: It was a good premise, Like we were so excited.
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Speaker 1: Same with Polly Family. Yeah, we're so excited because you've
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Speaker 1: got a woman who's got multiple men. Were like, we're
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Speaker 1: flipping up that script.
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Speaker 2: And it was all a lie.
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Speaker 1: It was all a lie. It's not genuine. These aren't
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Speaker 1: like real organic family structures with people who are going
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Speaker 1: through things, Like everything is so produced for a storyline.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then poly Family it's like allegedly they're not
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Speaker 2: even a closed quad, like they have other people that
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Speaker 2: they're dating and sucking I guess, and they're just like
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Speaker 2: there's a lot of drama with Sean that we're not
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Speaker 2: talking about. That's all alleged. That's like really bad allegedly,
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Speaker 2: And I just like don't get why we're just glossing
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Speaker 2: over it. And we have these fake storylines where Sean's
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Speaker 2: fake concerned about paternity and Tyler pretends like he cares
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Speaker 2: more about sex than anything else. I'm just like I
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Speaker 2: hate all of them.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, these are just opportunities lost time, and time. Again,
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Speaker 1: it's not like they didn't ever have the formula, because
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Speaker 1: you've got shows like John and A plus Kate, right,
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Speaker 1: and you know that was produced in such a way
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Speaker 1: so as to be extremely boring, but at the same time,
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Speaker 1: it was real layers and the levels of toxicity were
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Speaker 1: absolutely present and as if you or you could pick
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Speaker 1: up on that. And then of course you have The Duggers, right,
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Speaker 1: which I never watched, but oh it was crazy. Here
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Speaker 1: you tell it, it was crazy. But then what about
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Speaker 1: Gypsy Sisters?
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Speaker 2: And that was crazy too, which we've.
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Speaker 1: Also covered some of that on our Patreon and I
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Speaker 1: understand that I think a lot of people consider the
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Speaker 1: word gypsy to be a slur. So the just saying
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Speaker 1: the title is the show is the title of the show.
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Speaker 1: But like they're there romani and it was crazy though
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Speaker 1: when I tell you, I mean, yes, it's produced because
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Speaker 1: they're going from location to location and they're having different events,
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Speaker 1: so there's production involved. But like the trash is on
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Speaker 1: display authentically in that family, And like, are you telling
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Speaker 1: me you couldn't find a polyamorous triad or quad or
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Speaker 1: whatever you call this? Ye degeneracy? Sorry, I realize I
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Speaker 1: don't care. I'm sorry, but like you couldn't find a
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Speaker 1: grouping of people like with actual organic issues and authentic
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Speaker 1: problems that we couldn't have looked at, Yeah, like more
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Speaker 1: holistically than this crap.
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Speaker 2: That's that's the thing. It's like it feels like TLC
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Speaker 2: tries to manufacture like what the old TLC shows used
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Speaker 2: to have, just like naturally because maybe they can't find people.
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Speaker 2: But I'm just like I have a hard time believing
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Speaker 2: that you can't find some crazy people because there's a
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Speaker 2: lot of crazy people in this world.
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Speaker 1: Go to a different country, you do that with ninety
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Speaker 1: day Say I go to Tonga or something, I don't
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Speaker 1: find somebody.
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Speaker 2: Well, And that's the thing with like ninety Day Fiance
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Speaker 2: is like it's still a good premise, but then you
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Speaker 2: have all these other spinoffs, so it's just a way
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Speaker 2: for people to go from one spinoff to the next
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Speaker 2: spinoff to promote their only fans and get a bunch
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Speaker 2: of plastic surgery and it's just fake. And that's the
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Speaker 2: same thing with Polly Family. It's like it would be
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Speaker 2: more interesting if it wasn't a closed quad, but they're
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Speaker 2: trying to portray themselves as.
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Speaker 1: This wholesome family.
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Speaker 2: We're just like everybody else, like we're actually really good people.
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Speaker 2: When we find out very quickly because of the Internet
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Speaker 2: that they're actually not good people.
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Speaker 1: They're terrible.
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Speaker 2: They're actually really awful, and they actually just care about
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Speaker 2: And that's pretty obvious in this episode this week that
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Speaker 2: I'm just like, that's all you care about. This is
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Speaker 2: a whole arrangement. Is just so y'all can suck.
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Speaker 1: Well and you switch over to like Bravo for example. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and you've got some of these Real Housewives franchises that
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Speaker 1: are absolutely dying, and that's because you've got cast members
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Speaker 1: who have been present in the franchises for too fucking long,
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Speaker 1: and they're self producing, and they're meeting before the season
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Speaker 1: so they can discuss what storylines are going to have.
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Speaker 1: So it's not authentic. People don't like it. And so
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Speaker 1: these franchises are dying, like Rony and also New Jersey
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Speaker 1: and Beverly Hill should be retired. Yeah, But then you
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Speaker 1: have something like The Valley, which is like lightning in
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Speaker 1: a bottle. Like the first season of The Valley, You've
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Speaker 1: got people who have been on other shows and so
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Speaker 1: they know how to have a storyline they know how
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Speaker 1: to produce themselves, but for whatever reason, they are more gritty,
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Speaker 1: they are more raw, they are more open showing their
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Speaker 1: lives and it is awesome. And did you know that
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Speaker 1: for Valley season two the ratings are way down? Really,
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Speaker 1: the rating weird way down. For example, Sister Wives, we
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Speaker 1: were talking about it in the after show this week.
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Speaker 1: For Sister Wives, the per week viewership was at about
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Speaker 1: like eight hundred thousand or seven hundred thousand. The Valley,
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Speaker 1: it's like three hundred thousand.
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Speaker 2: What that's crazy to me.
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Speaker 1: That is infinitely better. It is, so there is so
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Speaker 1: much going on. By the way, we're going to be
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Speaker 1: covering it.
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Speaker 2: On Padrio in June.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, look, you definitely want to check out for that.
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Speaker 1: But so it's weird, like on Bravo, like you've got
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Speaker 1: some shows that are failing, and then you've got some
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Speaker 1: shows that are really awesome. Yeah TLC, I mean, same thing.
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Speaker 2: Well, but it feels like a lot of people still
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Speaker 2: like the classic ninety day fiances and stuff like that.
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Speaker 2: And don't get me wrong, I used to be a
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Speaker 2: huge stand for that shit. I loved ninety day Fiance,
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Speaker 2: but I just can't even bring myself to watch two
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Speaker 2: hours of an episode and it's like every week you're
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Speaker 2: in the same scene.
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Speaker 1: Why is it got to be two hours?
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Speaker 2: It's like it's so long.
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Speaker 1: I don't got a live No, for real, I got
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Speaker 1: you to do. I have a man cocktails.
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Speaker 2: I don't want to sit there watch two hours if
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Speaker 2: the same thing over and over again. It's the same
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Speaker 2: thing with Polly Family. It's like I'm watching this episode
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Speaker 2: and it feels like seventeen hours.
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Speaker 1: It's really a slog.
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Speaker 2: There's nothing that's going on here, and I know it's
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Speaker 2: all fake, and I know it's just a script that
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Speaker 2: they're following to try and get views. And I'm like,
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Speaker 2: it would be so much more interesting if you just
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Speaker 2: portrayed your real lives. Ye're probably very messy.
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Speaker 1: Just turn on the cameras and go to these weird
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Speaker 1: people's house, I know, and watch their kids and watch
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Speaker 1: what they do and then follow them around. I mean,
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Speaker 1: something's gonna happen. It's gonna be great. Yeah, I don't
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Speaker 1: have to get force content. It's truly terrible, and we
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Speaker 1: will get into the recap, but let me just say
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Speaker 1: I agree with your takeaway. Thanks. I'm getting exhausted by
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Speaker 1: all of this. My major takeaway was just you yeah,
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Speaker 1: ew period gross. I know not and I said it
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Speaker 1: last time, and I know I've been saying it a lot,
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Speaker 1: but youw unsexy nobody here. It's not like you have
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Speaker 1: to be physically attractive. That's not what I'm saying. Like
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Speaker 1: all of you act unsexy. Your personalities are unsexy. There's
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Speaker 1: nothing about you that is attractive. And I don't even
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Speaker 1: mean sexually. I don't want it. If I met you
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Speaker 1: in person, I wouldn't want to know you. You're creepy
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Speaker 1: and weird. It's not entertaining for me to watch a
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Speaker 1: bunch of creepos and some abused woman and some questionable
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Speaker 1: activities around kids. It's not entertainting for me to sit
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Speaker 1: there and watch this when I find you all to
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Speaker 1: be deeply repugnant, Like there's nothing redeemable about any of you.
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Speaker 1: That's like, maybe there'd be something redeemable about you, Alicia,
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Speaker 1: because obviously you have lost your way on the planet hood.
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Speaker 1: You forgot that you're a whole ass person with agency
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Speaker 1: over your body and your life, and you've just subjected
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Speaker 1: yourself to these shenanigans and this choicanery. And I feel
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Speaker 1: for you. But like as we have said before, you're
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Speaker 1: also a mom. You ought to be taking care of
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Speaker 1: your kids. And just because your husband wants to bang
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Speaker 1: all the time doesn't mean you have to put up
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Speaker 1: with this awful situation. Ew All of you are ill
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Speaker 1: for real.
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Speaker 2: Alicia needs to actually worthy up.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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Speaker 2: Yes, if anybody needs to worry up, it's her.
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Speaker 1: Yep. I'm so sick of Taya. Every week it's something
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Speaker 1: she Haya gets the date, it's Taya's birthday. Let's go
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Speaker 1: see having. I don't like you, Taya.
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Speaker 2: I don't like her.
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Speaker 1: I think you're a demon. You're giving legion, you're giving
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Speaker 1: manifesting demons and devils and pentagrams. You're giving ill. I
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Speaker 1: rebuke you in the name of Jreseah. So that was
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Speaker 1: my takeaway.
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Speaker 2: Well, I agree with your takeaway.
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Speaker 1: Well, let's get into our recap of poly Family season one,
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Speaker 1: episode four, entitled.
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Speaker 2: Oh My quad.
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Speaker 1: Dues So damn.
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Speaker 2: We start off because I guess we're filming in December.
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Speaker 2: So we're at some like local community Santa or something.
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Speaker 2: Sean is big and red bill ol'd reds gross.
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Speaker 1: It's a tomato, man, it's a humped it. Humpty dumpty.
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Speaker 2: He's a large the Humpty Dance, large tomato walking around there,
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Speaker 2: and it's just mad. He's mad at Tyler. There's still
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Speaker 2: tension between him and Tyler because Tyler spilled the beans
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Speaker 2: about the paternity allegedly.
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Speaker 1: Which he didn't do, because Sean had to take it
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Speaker 1: upon himself to actually google about blood types to learn
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Speaker 1: that it's probably Tyler's kid, but Sean takes no ownership,
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Speaker 1: but he's still mad about it.
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Speaker 2: He is still mad about it. And then he says
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Speaker 2: that Tyler could sue him for paternity or sue.
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Speaker 1: I hope custody by a lot of people.
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Speaker 2: And Sean or Tyler could take away Tyler's kids away
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Speaker 2: from Sean.
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Speaker 1: I hope you do. I hope somebody takes these children
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Speaker 1: away from Sean. Yeah, because allegend, in my opinion, Sean's
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Speaker 1: a predator, allegedly in my opinion.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, and then we have some awkward family photos
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Speaker 2: around the awkward Santa who's just sitting there gone limp,
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Speaker 2: with these chubby people kissing each other on the photos.
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Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the ones that aren't in the photos are telling
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Speaker 1: everybody else standing around waiting to get their photo with
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Speaker 1: Santa that they're polygamus, were an oppressed community.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, polyamoros 're in a press community. That's my boyfriend.
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Speaker 1: And what do you think it's weird or something? Yes,
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Speaker 1: oh my god, new slash.
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Speaker 2: Everyone thinks it's fucking weird.
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Speaker 1: I mean I would just spray them with lysol. I'm
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Speaker 1: take it out of my bag.
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Speaker 2: And just go be gone for real. I mean I
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Speaker 2: have kind of a hot take about that. Shall we
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Speaker 2: save it for should we do it uncensored?
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Speaker 1: Okay, let's do that just a little uncensored brief. Well,
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Speaker 1: we are back from our uncensored portion of this video
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Speaker 1: where Beatrice went off on quite a diatribe, but only
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Speaker 1: and it is very entertaining. But where were we were
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Speaker 1: with the sand dejected Santa. Yeah, with members of the
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Speaker 1: Polycule telling people how oppressed they are because they're polyamorous
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Speaker 1: and they're Heatonus and they want everything that they can
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Speaker 1: get their hands on and they get it. Yeah, but
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Speaker 1: they're oppressed. And the thing that was interesting to me
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Speaker 1: about this Beeldrums was Sean And I don't know if
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Speaker 1: it happened at the Santa store or whether it happened
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Speaker 1: back at the farm, but Sean was saying something like,
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Speaker 1: you know, it's just really awesome being able to have
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Speaker 1: these holidays with our children and with a big family. Yeah, like,
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Speaker 1: this is the first time we've ever really had this
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Speaker 1: and it's so special. And I'm just like Sean, Sean,
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Speaker 1: allegedly you have like six other kids, my guy. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and you've had two other marriages allegedly. In my opinion,
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Speaker 1: and from what I've heard, Sean, you abandoned those people
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Speaker 1: kids that you had tattooed onto your arms and then
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Speaker 1: covered with dumbass lion tattoos. Sean, you had whole ass families.
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Speaker 1: I presume you spent the holidays with them. Sean, did
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Speaker 1: you think the internet wouldn't know? We think the internet
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Speaker 1: wouldn't take one look at you and dig up every
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Speaker 1: bit of information on you. We did, and we know Yep.
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Speaker 1: I mean buying your bullshit about Santa Claus shod.
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Speaker 2: Also crimea River. I'm just like, yeah, I hate you.
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Speaker 1: Stop fuck you again.
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Speaker 2: Stop acting like you're this wholesome fucking family when you
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Speaker 2: hate Tyler yep. And everybody hates.
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Speaker 1: Alicia, everybody hates poor Alicia. But how can you feel
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Speaker 1: bad for Alicia when she puts up with that.
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Speaker 2: She's complicit in it. And then we have like a
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Speaker 2: discussion about parental rights because they're all pretending like they're
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Speaker 2: worried about like what would happen if one or more
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Speaker 2: of them die, and like how the kids would be
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Speaker 2: divided up, and like who would get custody, And so
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Speaker 2: they're like, well, maybe we could do the third party adoption,
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Speaker 2: Maybe we should meet up with an attorney. And so
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Speaker 2: then they go and meet up with an attorney to
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Speaker 2: talk about what they could do to four of these
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Speaker 2: parents get parental rights right.
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Speaker 1: Because like bigamy and polygamy is the crime. You can't
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Speaker 1: have multiple husbands and wives. You just can't do it
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Speaker 1: any that thate of America, and there's just no protection
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Speaker 1: and it's not even for stepparents. I don't think there's
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Speaker 1: not They do.
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Speaker 2: Have legal rights step parents sometimes when.
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Speaker 1: Where I don't know, maybe just because ignorance is yeah,
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Speaker 1: maybe that's true, but like none of you are actual
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Speaker 1: step parents legally, so there are no protections for you.
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Speaker 1: And I don't care about this scene whatsoever. But what
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Speaker 1: I found to be rich was how Alicia was just like, well,
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Speaker 1: I just don't accept that I'm going to get a
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Speaker 1: second opinion and maybe we'll just have to change the laws.
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Speaker 1: How about you just take care of your husband and
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Speaker 1: your children and get these creepos out of your house
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Speaker 1: before you try changing the laws around polyamory. Alicia, you preposterous,
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Speaker 1: hallucinatory a whole.
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Speaker 2: Even then, I'm just like, write a will. Write a
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Speaker 2: will that says if me and Tyler die, then my
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Speaker 2: kids will go to Sean and Taya.
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Speaker 1: Is that actionable and enforceable?
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Speaker 2: I think so. If it's in a will, it's like
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Speaker 2: my dying wish and when I sign off my paternity, right,
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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm just like, you could technically
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Speaker 2: have a will that says it's like this is where
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Speaker 2: my kids go to hear or they go to here
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Speaker 2: or whatever. Like I don't think.
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Speaker 1: It's like it's a storyline. Yeah, exactly, it's like drama
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Speaker 1: for content that is not a real issue. Like everybody
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Speaker 1: knows they're so oppressed. You can't have multiple married partnerspressed.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what are we gonna do for to
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Speaker 2: change the walls?
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Speaker 1: Like when Cody Brown went, yeah, went on the thousand
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Speaker 1: Polygamist Man March in Utah or whatever, that's exactly what
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Speaker 1: this is. Change the laws.
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Speaker 2: I'm just like, okay, and you know what, in organ
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Speaker 2: you probably will be able to do that, but like
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Speaker 2: I also don't care. Maybe you should have thought about
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Speaker 2: that before you joined into this quad and had a
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Speaker 2: bunch of babies and had a bunch of babies.
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Speaker 1: Tell me you didn't think about that before you had
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Speaker 1: Now it's a crisis now after having three children within
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Speaker 1: the quad cube, after like six years.
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Speaker 2: Now you were to care about it, right, God, Okay,
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Speaker 2: Now we care about the kids is well being. After
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Speaker 2: we brought in Sean the predator allegedly.
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Speaker 1: Who you all ready you know left all his other
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Speaker 1: kids in my opinion, allegedly, so you know he's gonna
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Speaker 1: leave your kids too.
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Speaker 2: But now we care, Okay, we're so concerned and oppressed,
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Speaker 2: I know, for real. And then we go out to
17:12
Speaker 2: Mexican food with Taya's family because it's always about Taya.
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Speaker 1: Why do I have to see her family? I know
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Speaker 1: her family is weird looking, all of you are odd.
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Speaker 1: Did you see what who Taya's brother?
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Speaker 2: Oh you know what you sent me?
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Speaker 1: You sent me, but you didn't respond. Don't know if
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Speaker 1: you saw it?
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Speaker 2: Well, you were like Taya's brother looks like Sean. He's
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Speaker 2: like what, And so I had to go look at
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Speaker 2: the episode again and I'm like, you're.
17:37
Speaker 1: Right, Well, he's redheaded and he's not bald, but like
17:41
Speaker 1: hes bit of the Humpty dance going on over there.
17:49
Speaker 1: But I thought, I don't know what you all think,
17:51
Speaker 1: but he seems to me like he looks a lot
17:54
Speaker 1: like Sean. So maybe Taya has a type boo that
17:57
Speaker 1: her dad was a little weird dad gave gave us.
18:00
Speaker 1: Her dad is just like, I totally accept you and
18:03
Speaker 1: whatever I can do for you and your oppressed family,
18:08
Speaker 1: I've got your back. And then Alicia, with her lashes,
18:10
Speaker 1: starts crying at the end of the table because nobody's
18:13
Speaker 1: paying attention to her and she like wants somebody to
18:15
Speaker 1: look at her and acknowledge her existence on the planet.
18:18
Speaker 1: She's like, I just work.
18:20
Speaker 2: I know my dad loved and would accept my family.
18:25
Speaker 1: But my dad said that he would never accept Sean
18:28
Speaker 1: and dea good good because they're fucking weird like a
18:30
Speaker 1: reasonable person and they're gross. You can see a predator
18:33
Speaker 1: a legend.
18:35
Speaker 2: Siris trying to catch a predator like Crimey River. But
18:38
Speaker 2: there is kind of an interesting discussion that they get into.
18:42
Speaker 2: It looks like in the preview about Alicia's dad. We'll
18:45
Speaker 2: talk about it later, but after dinner was Taya's weird family.
18:50
Speaker 2: Then we come back home and we start having Taya
18:54
Speaker 2: FaceTime this girl named Lex who were pretending isn't actually
18:59
Speaker 2: Tea's real life old friend because allegedly according to Reddit,
19:03
Speaker 2: they're not a closed quad. And Taya's out here Dayton
19:06
Speaker 2: and sucking a bunch of other people. And I think
19:08
Speaker 2: some of the others are dating and sucking other people too,
19:10
Speaker 2: but it seems like Tao is the one that is
19:12
Speaker 2: spearheading all of this. But she's facetiming her friend lexm
19:16
Speaker 2: that she wishes she could date, but they're closed quads,
19:19
Speaker 2: so she's gonna have to like talk to them about
19:20
Speaker 2: it because she wishes she could date Lex but she can't,
19:24
Speaker 2: but she facetimes her every single day, right, don't know?
19:28
Speaker 1: We can see the storyline coming. Yeah, the storyline is
19:31
Speaker 1: that it's going to cause conflict. You're going to open
19:34
Speaker 1: up the This is a closed quad for a reason, Tayo,
19:37
Speaker 1: because you want it, We're gonna do it because we
19:39
Speaker 1: do everything Tayo wants yeah, because she's a bully and
19:42
Speaker 1: I swear to God and I don't mean to say this,
19:44
Speaker 1: and if we could uncensor this, that would be great.
19:47
Speaker 1: Okay from Uncensored. Sorry, sorry for all that. Oh by
19:54
Speaker 1: the way, if you want to get all the uncensored
19:55
Speaker 1: gets once again, you've got to go to Patriot Slash
19:58
Speaker 1: Reality TV quick. Yeah. Anyway, where were we?
20:02
Speaker 2: Well, then after Taya facetimes her not girlfriend lex, then
20:06
Speaker 2: we have like Sean saying, you know what, we got
20:11
Speaker 2: to bring back intimacy again because I'm not getting any
20:14
Speaker 2: and we need to bring back dates and I want
20:17
Speaker 2: to do one on one date. So let's draw names,
20:20
Speaker 2: yeah and long and behold, Tyler draws his name, so
20:24
Speaker 2: then I think he draws.
20:25
Speaker 1: Well, they do rock paper, sister Sean, Tyler wins and
20:30
Speaker 1: then he gets They draw a name out of a
20:33
Speaker 1: hat or whatever, which is and what a shock. Every
20:38
Speaker 1: single piece of paper says the name Taya. So he
20:41
Speaker 1: pulls a piece of paper. It's Tayo's You're gonna go
20:45
Speaker 1: on a special date. And you know what, Taya really
20:47
Speaker 1: deserves that she does because she pushed a whole lot
20:50
Speaker 1: of baby her or c sex out of her belly
20:53
Speaker 1: and stuff, and like she deserves a break today. We
20:56
Speaker 1: already know it was always going to be. There's no
21:00
Speaker 1: way poor Alicia gets taken away to Depot Bay or
21:03
Speaker 1: how do you say, deep deep obe Depot Bay to
21:05
Speaker 1: have a romance, to get away with Tyler who despises her.
21:09
Speaker 2: God, I know it's gotta be Taya and Tyler, and
21:12
Speaker 2: Tyler is so excited. Did you see him wearing those
21:15
Speaker 2: gray sweatpants with no underwear?
21:17
Speaker 1: No?
21:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could see his whole slung the anything there.
21:22
Speaker 2: I mean, in my opinion, no, but some people were
21:26
Speaker 2: looking at it on Reddit and being like, oh my god,
21:28
Speaker 2: you go.
21:31
Speaker 1: Vagina.
21:33
Speaker 2: No, some big old balls though. Yeah. Anyway, Tyler is
21:37
Speaker 2: so excited to take Taya out to Depot Bay for
21:41
Speaker 2: an overnight date, because it's not she doesn't just get
21:45
Speaker 2: a regular smegular date. She gets an overnight date.
21:48
Speaker 1: Well, but keep in mind that Taya has just had
21:52
Speaker 1: a child.
21:52
Speaker 2: I don't care.
21:53
Speaker 1: She was literally just cleared for intimacy for sexual business. Yeah, yeah,
21:58
Speaker 1: she was just clear for it. So it's been what
22:00
Speaker 1: six or eight weeks? I don't know what it is
22:01
Speaker 1: for a c section, but I know that she's nursing.
22:04
Speaker 1: I know that she's up every night taking care of
22:06
Speaker 1: that child. I can garon tee you. She doesn't want
22:10
Speaker 1: to crack it open for good old Tyler. Maybe she
22:14
Speaker 1: does well as we see, she actually doesn't really want to,
22:18
Speaker 1: or she's pretending that she doesn't want to. But that
22:20
Speaker 1: does seem to be all Tyler cares about. Oh, this
22:24
Speaker 1: is the mother of your child. Yeah, she's just gone
22:27
Speaker 1: through this traumatic surgical event. She's still trying to process,
22:31
Speaker 1: she's still got all these hormones, and all you can
22:33
Speaker 1: think about is banging her well.
22:36
Speaker 2: And like Tana says something like her and Tyler connect
22:40
Speaker 2: the best intimately, like and she she said she doesn't
22:44
Speaker 2: know how to connect with him in any other way
22:46
Speaker 2: besides intimacy.
22:47
Speaker 1: That is wild and like that's crazy too. So you're
22:51
Speaker 1: not friends, you don't have shirt in muni case, you.
22:54
Speaker 2: Don't play video games together, like, you don't do anything
22:57
Speaker 2: else but fuck.
22:58
Speaker 1: Okay, red flag huge rates of problem.
23:01
Speaker 2: And Tyler doesn't care. No, all he cares about is
23:04
Speaker 2: getting his pencil.
23:05
Speaker 1: Wey, He's willing to sacrifice his wife and all of
23:07
Speaker 1: his kids if he can continue to have this sexual
23:10
Speaker 1: relationship with.
23:13
Speaker 2: So that's I think Taya is like taking it as
23:16
Speaker 2: like a night away from all of the kids because
23:18
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to deal with it. So she's like, sweet,
23:20
Speaker 2: let's go to deep Obey. So they drive two hours
23:22
Speaker 2: to deep Obey, stay in a nice little airbnb, and
23:26
Speaker 2: Tyler immediately starts.
23:28
Speaker 1: Put rose petals, getting out his edible paints.
23:33
Speaker 2: Which I'm just like disgusted by.
23:36
Speaker 1: I'm just like, yeah, why, I don't know. I just like,
23:41
Speaker 1: what is disgusting to you about that? In particular?
23:43
Speaker 2: I think it's not the paint, it's the fact that
23:45
Speaker 2: he just like has it brazenly out on the h
23:48
Speaker 2: I'm like, what happened to like shame?
23:52
Speaker 1: What happened?
23:53
Speaker 2: Like, like God, I just maybe I'm old, you're not
23:58
Speaker 2: too modest twenty eight, But I'm just like, I keep
24:01
Speaker 2: that shit private because I was like, I'm not about
24:03
Speaker 2: to like parade my sex life around for everybody. But
24:06
Speaker 2: he's just got the edible paints all out ready, he's
24:09
Speaker 2: got a blindfold, he's putting antea. It's a trying TiSER,
24:13
Speaker 2: but she's like no, Yeah, she pretends like she's uncomfortable.
24:16
Speaker 2: She goes and cries in the bathroom because She's like,
24:19
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm I feeling sexy because I'm postparted, which
24:22
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I can see that. I can. You
24:24
Speaker 2: just had a baby and like your body is still
24:27
Speaker 2: adjusting and getting back to normal. I get it totally,
24:30
Speaker 2: but I think it's all fake m because she goes
24:33
Speaker 2: and cries in the bathroom. Tyler's like, there's no pressure,
24:36
Speaker 2: I promise. Then they go stuff marshmallows in their mouth,
24:39
Speaker 2: and then they go in the bedroom and they go
24:41
Speaker 2: fucking She's not actually uncomfortable. They go in fun or she.
24:46
Speaker 1: Is, and she's just doing it because that's what Tyler
24:48
Speaker 1: really wants and that's the only currency she has to
24:51
Speaker 1: offer him. Either way, it's disgusting and all it's either way,
24:54
Speaker 1: it's truly disheartening. Yeah, and I don't like watching it.
24:58
Speaker 2: It makes me uncomfortable.
25:00
Speaker 1: Then none of this is love no to me. None
25:02
Speaker 1: of this is actual romance to me, none of this
25:05
Speaker 1: is true and genuine affection. All of this is just gross.
25:09
Speaker 2: I know. They all just gross me out. And so
25:11
Speaker 2: then after their edible peate knight at Deep Obey and
25:15
Speaker 2: them ruining that beautiful Airbnb room on the coast, they
25:18
Speaker 2: go drive back, and they tell Tyler no, sorry, They
25:24
Speaker 2: tell Sean and Alicia about their date because Alicia and
25:27
Speaker 2: Sean had a horrible night dealing with five kids by themselves.
25:31
Speaker 1: Right, and Alicia has to take care of the infant
25:33
Speaker 1: yeah like two months old or whatever, and is up
25:35
Speaker 1: all night and it should be fat. She's super tired.
25:38
Speaker 2: Shawn's also super tired and probably cranky. And Tyler and Alicia, Sorry, God,
25:44
Speaker 2: I keep messing up all their names. Tyler and Taya
25:46
Speaker 2: walk in all chipper. He has flowers that he bought
25:49
Speaker 2: for Taya, so she gets a night away. She gets
25:52
Speaker 2: edible body paine. She gets flowers. Nothing for Alicia, though,
25:57
Speaker 2: and they kind of like jump around into a conversation
26:01
Speaker 2: about the overnight date, and like Tyler's like, yeah, there was.
26:04
Speaker 1: Edible body pain. It was like really awesome and.
26:06
Speaker 2: Really cool, and like Sean's fine hearing about it because
26:09
Speaker 2: he's a cook, And Alicia gets uncomfortable because immediately one
26:14
Speaker 2: of her boundaries she said it before, she doesn't want
26:17
Speaker 2: to hear about anybody's sex life, and she even elaborates
26:21
Speaker 2: because her and Sean's sex life is suffering lately. Wonder why,
26:25
Speaker 2: because who wants to fuck Sean. Well.
26:26
Speaker 1: She also says that when the guys go to her
26:29
Speaker 1: room when it's her night, that's their opportunity to sleep
26:32
Speaker 1: because when they're with Taya, the baby is there. So
26:35
Speaker 1: both men visit Alicia to sleep and not touch her.
26:39
Speaker 2: And like mess with her ear wax and stuff. Yeah,
26:41
Speaker 2: so Alicia's not kidding any but Tyler wants to say,
26:48
Speaker 2: like that him and Taya experimented with edible body pain
26:51
Speaker 2: and it was super awesome, and Alicia gets uncomfortable and
26:54
Speaker 2: jealous and gets upset by even knowing about it, and
26:58
Speaker 2: Sean and Tyler and all of them are like, why
27:00
Speaker 2: do you care, Like we're all fucking like you know,
27:03
Speaker 2: we're all having sex.
27:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, but to me, that scene felt like they were
27:08
Speaker 1: a bit bullying, especially Sean, Like Sean was taking the
27:12
Speaker 1: opportunity knowing that Alicia felt uncomfortable, knowing that this is
27:15
Speaker 1: a pre existing agreement at least as far as Alicia's
27:18
Speaker 1: concerned that we don't talk about our sex with other people,
27:21
Speaker 1: but Sean knows that it just happened, and I think
27:24
Speaker 1: Sean relishes the opportunity to just poke at her, and
27:27
Speaker 1: I think Taya does as well. Honestly, She's sitting there
27:30
Speaker 1: like she doesn't care, but she cares. And I was
27:32
Speaker 1: just really wondering why Tyler did that, because then we
27:36
Speaker 1: have the interstitial with both Alicia and Tyler on the couch,
27:40
Speaker 1: and she's like, can I ask you a question like
27:42
Speaker 1: why would you do that when you know what my
27:44
Speaker 1: boundaries are around this, Like I don't want to hear
27:47
Speaker 1: about your sexual experiences with Taya, like it makes me
27:50
Speaker 1: very uncomfortable. And Tyler starts sputtering and he's, well, I
27:55
Speaker 1: mean it was not I said it was intimacy. I
27:58
Speaker 1: didn't say it was sex. Yeah, I mean just making
28:01
Speaker 1: excuses for obviously stomping all over the agreement. I do
28:05
Speaker 1: want to be pedantic and just say, Alicia, you can't
28:08
Speaker 1: have a boundary that changes somebody's behavior. Your boundary can
28:12
Speaker 1: only ever change or affect your behavior. And so if
28:14
Speaker 1: somebody starts talking about something you don't want to hear,
28:17
Speaker 1: then that means you enforce your boundary by getting up
28:20
Speaker 1: and leaving. Yeah, you can't make other people live according
28:22
Speaker 1: to your boundary. But what you did have with Tyler,
28:25
Speaker 1: your husband, Bend, and the rest of them was an
28:28
Speaker 1: agreement that in order for me to function in this
28:32
Speaker 1: terrible arrangement. Yeah, I'm going to need you guys not
28:35
Speaker 1: to talk about this. That's the way I can be comfortable.
28:37
Speaker 1: But it sounds like they continue to break that agreement,
28:41
Speaker 1: and I would be pissed too. But yeah, I wouldn't
28:43
Speaker 1: be there. It would never put up with any of
28:47
Speaker 1: these people. I would never deal with them in the
28:48
Speaker 1: first place.
28:49
Speaker 2: Ever. I would have worthied up by now, and I
28:51
Speaker 2: would have left, and I would have gotten myself a
28:53
Speaker 2: nice men or a woman or whatever.
28:56
Speaker 1: Suit everybody taking all those babies.
28:58
Speaker 2: Gone, all custody of all the kids and left all
29:02
Speaker 2: these other weirdos taken to got edible paid that they
29:07
Speaker 2: wanted and.
29:07
Speaker 1: Just lead get into those bank accounts.
29:09
Speaker 2: But Alicia, for some reason stays, I don't know if
29:11
Speaker 2: she's got this weird complex where she likes to be
29:13
Speaker 2: humiliated or what. But I'm just like, girl, I don't
29:16
Speaker 2: know what you expected, and like it's obvious that everyone
29:20
Speaker 2: is fucking Taya for some reason, and that she's the
29:23
Speaker 2: most desirable woman in the house, which isn't saying much.
29:26
Speaker 2: And I just, I mean, I don't know what you want.
29:29
Speaker 2: And then we get into a preview and it's like
29:32
Speaker 2: more of this where Alicia's kind of jealous over Taya,
29:35
Speaker 2: which I'm just like, why you don't need to be
29:37
Speaker 2: jealous over her. But then we also have Sean saying
29:42
Speaker 2: he wants to get his seamen tested because he got
29:45
Speaker 2: a v sectu meate and he wants to make sure
29:48
Speaker 2: that his semen is blank so he can't have kids
29:51
Speaker 2: anymore because him and Taya are fucking a lot. Okay,
29:56
Speaker 2: I'm just like okay. And he brings up intimacy because
29:58
Speaker 2: he's like at the doctor's thing and he's like, well,
30:01
Speaker 2: doesn't matter that I had sex this morning, and Alicia's there,
30:04
Speaker 2: and she feels upset because like, oh my god, now
30:06
Speaker 2: I'm hearing more about intimacy and me and Sean are
30:09
Speaker 2: having sex, so I know that him and Taya are
30:10
Speaker 2: having sex, and now I'm compared myself to her. Everything's
30:15
Speaker 2: bad and just everything's bad. And then we have Alicia
30:18
Speaker 2: saying she wants to get back into contact with her
30:20
Speaker 2: dad because I guess her dad said, I'll only talk
30:25
Speaker 2: with you as long as I don't have to deal
30:26
Speaker 2: with Seawan and Taya, and Seawan and Taya were the ones.
30:29
Speaker 2: It seems like that told Alicia, don't talk to your
30:32
Speaker 2: dad anymore because we're a packaged deal. And Alicia feels
30:36
Speaker 2: conflicted about it because she wants to talk to her dad.
30:38
Speaker 1: Well, and she's like, well, well, Sean says something like
30:41
Speaker 1: if this were anybody else, this wouldn't even be a conversation.
30:44
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do it. And she's like, yeah, you're right,
30:46
Speaker 1: it's my dad and that's why. And he's like it
30:48
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Yeah, it does matter. It's her dad does matter,
30:52
Speaker 1: and you should respect that she but you're isolating her yep,
30:55
Speaker 1: because there's some a boosts going on in this household
30:58
Speaker 1: and it's not just toward the kids opinion.
31:00
Speaker 2: And I'm sorry that her dad doesn't like you guys,
31:02
Speaker 2: but like she can still have her an independent relationship
31:05
Speaker 2: with her dad without you guys. But whatever, I'm not
31:07
Speaker 2: in this fucking mess.
31:08
Speaker 1: Thank god, thank god. Can you imagine?
31:11
Speaker 2: No?
31:11
Speaker 1: Yikes, absolutely not.
31:12
Speaker 2: So this is an absolute dumpster heap. We are a
31:16
Speaker 2: week behind, so maybe there's more stuff that has come out.
31:18
Speaker 2: We'll get to it next week.
31:20
Speaker 1: Yes we will. We are running, like she said, one
31:22
Speaker 1: week behind, but we will continue to cover poly family. Yeah,
31:28
Speaker 1: I mean after today, I was like, why are we
31:29
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31:32
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31:34
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31:38
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