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Son of a Boy Dad #150 (LIVE) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: door right.
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  Speaker 4: O physically don't know if I'm capable of actually taking
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  Speaker 4: a shit in this apartment.
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  Speaker 5: If you had flexed your shoulders, you're shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I wouldn't. That's why I wouldn't do it.
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  Speaker 5: No, yeah, that would be It's very difficult to shit
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  Speaker 5: in here. What do you mean do you go too small?
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  Speaker 4: Do you do you like pooping here?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't mind. I mean I've dealt with it,
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  Speaker 5: like my last apartment, it was fucking it was impossible.
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  Speaker 4: Is there a part of you when you're out in
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  Speaker 4: the world that says, I'm gonna have to go to
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  Speaker 4: the bathroom later, I might as well force it now
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  Speaker 4: before I get home.
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  Speaker 5: Which is the worst toilet now? Not at all, dude,
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  Speaker 5: My last apartment, not me. I wasn't the worst because
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't the biggest, but like dudes, like when I
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  Speaker 5: would sit on the toilet, my legs, my knee would
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  Speaker 5: hit the wall, and Duke's was bigger than me, so
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  Speaker 5: he would have to sit sideways on the toilet like
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  Speaker 5: Paul Wall. Yeah, I couldn't sit on a toilet.
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  Speaker 4: Most, I would say ninety nine percent of people that
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  Speaker 4: have running toilets would say that their home toilet is
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  Speaker 4: their preferred place to take the ship. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 4: think you might be in the one percent.
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  Speaker 5: No, my mind is preferred. It's here, yes, one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 5: This apartment built in Jesus' time.
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  Speaker 7: When humans were smaller. How is it possible that you
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  Speaker 7: have a fucking like you're that knees touched the wall like, well, dude,
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  Speaker 7: if you guys are so out of touch because you
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  Speaker 7: both live in fucking mansions in Brooklyn.
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  Speaker 5: If you guys met, if you guys went to any
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  Speaker 5: other apartment, No, this is like a nicer apartment. No.
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  Speaker 1: When I first moved to New York, I fucking lived
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  Speaker 1: in an apartment.
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  Speaker 7: That was Harlemswick. How's where do you act like Harlem
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  Speaker 7: is nice?
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  Speaker 5: I'm acting like it isn't nice.
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  Speaker 4: I lived in a place this small when I first
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  Speaker 4: in New York. I really did for a year, and
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  Speaker 4: then I moved to Brooklyn where there was more space. Dude,
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  Speaker 4: this is in slowly space.
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  Speaker 5: This isn't small for Manhattan, your knees. I've lived in
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  Speaker 5: three apartments or four apartments now in Manhattan. This is
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  Speaker 5: the biggest one, by almost double the size.
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  Speaker 4: You know, if you didn't live on the same street
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  Speaker 4: as Emily Rastafari, you would be able to have more space.
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to live fucking in Brooklyn, and I
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  Speaker 5: want to be like you guys have to fucking we were.
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  Speaker 4: Parking our city bikes. We rode over from Brooklyn. We
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  Speaker 4: were parking our city bikes, and then we went to
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  Speaker 4: get a coffee. Uh, and told you that we were
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  Speaker 4: still parking the city bikes.
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  Speaker 5: No, I know, I knew what was going on you did.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, we gave you the run around like Blues traveler.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I didn't wake up on time. And then
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  Speaker 5: there was I can you guys were going to be late?
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  Speaker 7: We are both late guys.
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  Speaker 4: We live in Brooklyn. What do you want me to say?
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  Speaker 7: What do you want?
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  Speaker 4: This was I gotta wear this one because I told
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  Speaker 4: Ron to meet me downstairs in fifteen minutes and he
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  Speaker 4: said great, and then he was down there.
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  Speaker 5: And I was not, Yeah, did you have to ask
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  Speaker 5: your ra where he was? I think that's how rich
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  Speaker 5: people know, because you guys live in the same fucking building,
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  Speaker 5: Like you're like freshman adult. What do you know about
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  Speaker 5: ra's I went to college brou You.
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  Speaker 7: Spent more time with rear admiral than a real r.
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  Speaker 5: About about an ra.
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  Speaker 4: No, but we we came out of the coffee shop
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  Speaker 4: and there was a guy with a huge telephoto lens
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  Speaker 4: taking pictures of us at the end of the block. Oh, yes, paparazzi.
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  Speaker 4: They're commonly around.
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  Speaker 1: That was such a long lens that he was like
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  Speaker 1: hoping to like see through an opaque fabric on, like
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  Speaker 1: like he wanted to through shirt.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's that strong of a lens, the outline of
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  Speaker 4: my meat helmet through my living life.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, dude, these apartments right here, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 5: the people that live in them, I think they like
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  Speaker 5: the people on the bottom floor, I think they own
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  Speaker 5: the whole floor. Some of these building floor throughs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a common way to rend an apartment.
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  Speaker 5: No, it isn't. Yes, it is, if you maybe if
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  Speaker 5: you're if you make a billion dollar.
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  Speaker 4: In the West Village. When I lived in Brooklyn Heights,
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  Speaker 4: which is a lovely neighborhood, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 5: Are we okay? Yeah, Roun's just shaking everything up.
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  Speaker 4: When I lived in Brooklyn Heights, which is a lovely
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  Speaker 4: neighborhood filled with brownstones, I had the second floor floor
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  Speaker 4: through brownstone. And it was not I mean, it was,
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  Speaker 4: you know, not that much.
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  Speaker 5: But there's some tres there, some of the definition of
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  Speaker 5: a brownstone. It's like walk up.
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  Speaker 4: No, a brownstone is is a home, not like an
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  Speaker 4: apartment building that is made of brick, hence the brown stone.
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  Speaker 1: But you see that the base level of those stones,
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  Speaker 1: that color of brown, that's like the traditional color of
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  Speaker 1: a brownstone.
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  Speaker 5: Very interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, he's right, that's probably more close than what I said.
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  Speaker 7: My autistic thing is architecture.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's cool. Do you know a lot about architecture.
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  Speaker 7: I love it, really, I fucking love it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know architecture are the same that like anyone
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  Speaker 5: would like architecture.
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  Speaker 1: You see that's a Palladian frontist piece right in front
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  Speaker 1: of there, over the over the door that apartment, and
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  Speaker 1: you go, that's nice.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a big architecture he's a binary architecture guy. Decided
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  Speaker 5: that with the room. Decided he was a big architecture
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  Speaker 5: guy within the last thirty seconds conversation, because you know,
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  Speaker 5: weird things.
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  Speaker 1: How would I know that there's fucking that those are
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  Speaker 1: ionic columns, faux ionic columns in the in the lining
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  Speaker 1: of that.
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  Speaker 4: Black tell the difference between an ionic and Corinthian and
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  Speaker 4: a Doric I can.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you can. I think we just don't
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  Speaker 5: know the difference. So we could say any one of
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  Speaker 5: those and we'd be like, that's very.
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  Speaker 4: So one of them has more flowery spirals. I remember
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  Speaker 4: that that was in fucking sixth grade that I learned that.
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  Speaker 1: That's Corinthian, which one No, the flowery is the flowery
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  Speaker 1: is flowery ornate. Yeah, we're I mean, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to bore you guys, but I have been interested in
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  Speaker 1: architecture for quite some time, but I keep it under wraps.
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  Speaker 5: I just don't want to brag about it. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: don't like to brag. But like you're like, how you
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  Speaker 5: like Hannah Montana broadcaster by day, architect by night?
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  Speaker 4: I'm basically how many architects can you name? The US
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  Speaker 4: architects around? I only have one Frank Loyd, right, that's it?
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  Speaker 4: And then there's the guy who studied under Frank Lloyd Right?
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  Speaker 11: Wait, George Bush, would you say, is Getty one? Yes,
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  Speaker 11: he's an architect? Yes see you're a fucking buff. That's
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  Speaker 11: you can get to too.
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  Speaker 5: And get to two. Yeah, architects. I couldn't even come
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  Speaker 5: close to Sam one.
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  Speaker 1: Franklyod right, Franklin writes like the basic basic bitch type.
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  Speaker 5: Who was the one where there was that there was
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  Speaker 5: that TikTok of all the fucking there were at some
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  Speaker 5: like Hollywood party and that dude was like what do
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  Speaker 5: you do?
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  Speaker 4: You are?
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  Speaker 5: You do you like architecture? And then these girls were
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  Speaker 5: like I don't know, I guess and then he's like,
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  Speaker 5: well then name your favorite building from blah blah blah,
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  Speaker 5: and they were like, dude, what the fuck are you
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  Speaker 5: talking about? And then all the comments were like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: women are so stupid. It is.
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  Speaker 1: Uh my favorite architect is the Aliens that built the Pyramids.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's who I fuck with the heaviest.
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  Speaker 5: That is a big one. That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: If I had a ton of money, I would try
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  Speaker 1: to build the fucking like the Pyramids again, like I
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  Speaker 1: would try to build something that's gonna last eight thousand years.
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  Speaker 5: You don't really need a lot of money to build
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  Speaker 5: the Pyramids. You just need a large group of slaves.
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  Speaker 5: You think slaves are free?
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  Speaker 4: Slaves are really these days?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, have you seen the price? You just
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  Speaker 5: need a couple of strong boys, You just need a.
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  Speaker 4: Little human traffick Carol. Slave inflation has gone up like caviar. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Heavens to Betsy, the price for a human
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  Speaker 4: these days has to.
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  Speaker 5: Be very, very high. If only we'd been born that
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  Speaker 5: couple hundred years ago, me, I would be a terrible slave,
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  Speaker 5: But you wouldn't been.
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  Speaker 4: You would have been what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: What? In what part of the world where you have
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  Speaker 5: been a slave you're a white dude. I'm a Jew, brother.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah you are.
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  Speaker 5: Why are you sitting like that. I'm trying to con
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  Speaker 5: need you to rotate back to original stance, brother, letting
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  Speaker 5: my people get back to your original stance.
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  Speaker 7: No, you're right, dude, slavery is whack. I agree with you.
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  Speaker 5: It is.
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  Speaker 4: And uh yeah, by the way, I'm not talking about
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  Speaker 4: slaves in the traditional sense when I say that, I'm
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  Speaker 4: talking about uh, my children.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the the guys that went to build
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  Speaker 1: the Cutter Olympic Stadium, World Cup stadium.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I forgot about that was fucking bad. That
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  Speaker 5: was very recent too.
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  Speaker 1: They're like here, come here and and uh you'll you'll
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  Speaker 1: be able to work. And they just like showed their
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  Speaker 1: like papers at the border and they were like, yoink,
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  Speaker 1: you stole their passports and.
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  Speaker 5: They didn't like, thousands of people die in the building
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  Speaker 5: of that in the building of that stadium, I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: That's a pretty that's a pretty reach. That's it's a
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  Speaker 5: big reach for allegedly. H I think if they if
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  Speaker 5: it was allegedly that thousands of people's thousands people died,
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  Speaker 5: I'd say it's probably true that millions of people died. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: well others said Gitar was like, yeah, we lost a
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  Speaker 5: couple of thousand. That means that it was close to
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  Speaker 5: a bailly, close to one seventh of the population went
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  Speaker 5: down the building of that stadium. But maybe some of them,
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  Speaker 5: you know, margred themselves. Yeah, you think they went on
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  Speaker 5: to greener pastures. They're not even counting the people that
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  Speaker 5: decided that they wanted to buy a bud Light when
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: they were out there, Like Donnie, Yeah, did he Actually
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I just know that he was if you
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  Speaker 5: were drinking, you would get like stones to death, that was,
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  Speaker 5: or you were people were booming even though Budweiser was
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  Speaker 5: like the leading sponsor of the World Cup and they
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  Speaker 5: just had to sell bud Lies Budweiser zeros.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, or they were just like.
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  Speaker 1: Lashing palettes of Budweiser, like leaking them, just like bleeding
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  Speaker 1: them off.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they sent Kid Rock down to fucking open fire
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  Speaker 5: on all the Budweisers.
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  Speaker 7: I just saw that Dana White's partnering back up with
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  Speaker 7: but bud Light.
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  Speaker 5: I saw that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're really pushing that on the Algo this morning.
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  Speaker 5: I saw that a while ago. Did you that's that's
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  Speaker 5: where I saw that. I saw them to you, I
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  Speaker 5: heard that a while back, a couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, thank god fucking bud Light's back.
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  Speaker 4: And just like that, an entire joke that I've been
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  Speaker 4: working on for three months.
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  Speaker 5: Dead in the water. Can you just say it now?
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  Speaker 4: Well, the joke I had was, you know, who would
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  Speaker 4: have thought if you told me five years ago that
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  Speaker 4: the war on gender progress would we be waged on
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  Speaker 4: the far liberal left behind the shield of bud Light
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  Speaker 4: and then of course on the far conservative right by
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  Speaker 4: by the author of Harry Potter.
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  Speaker 5: What am I to do?
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  Speaker 4: I'm stuck in the middle. A huge fan of rereading
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  Speaker 4: The Prisoner of Azkaban, But boy do those pages turn
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  Speaker 4: smoothly with the help of an ice frosty bud Light.
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  Speaker 7: You're the most progressive man in the world if you're
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  Speaker 7: just smart, cracking.
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  Speaker 4: Two opposing forces that mustn't be seen together. My copy
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  Speaker 4: of Harry Potter and my bud.
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  Speaker 5: Light truly anomaly.
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  Speaker 1: You get canceled by both sides or like, that's where
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  Speaker 1: you know, that's where people can meet, that's the safe grounds.
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  Speaker 5: The Harry Potter thing is crazy. I watched they did
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  Speaker 5: that like Harry Potter Reunion. I think it was on
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  Speaker 5: HBO and what's her name wasn't even in it? Hermione?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah who Rolling?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: Is it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Jack Rolling's author?
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  Speaker 1: Like people, I have family members that are like they
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  Speaker 1: love Harry Potter, like damn near memorized every book and
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  Speaker 1: now they like, well if it's like on TV, they
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  Speaker 1: won't let it stay on for a millisecond because they
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  Speaker 1: don't want to support JK Rowling in the least, like
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  Speaker 1: they've completely.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's kind of beyond the artist because JK
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  Speaker 5: Rowling lives in a castle. She's because she's a turf.
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  Speaker 5: She's already been supported more than enough, That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: But they're like I can't even watch TNT where they're
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  Speaker 1: like have commercials during her movie because it'll be supporting
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: her like that ship.
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: That ship has sailed, that is too far gone.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Just enjoy the fucking child story that you liked, Like
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: no one knows fucking roll Dolls politics are fucking shel
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Silverstein's politics.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: But the people are fucking furious about this. Who's the
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: other guy that has the that that got in trouble?
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: Got Adams now Bilbert Oh Yeah, he got in trouble.
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: He got really in trouble. What happened to him?
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: They found out that what was he making a bunch
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: of racist cartoons? Oh, I don't know, same thing with
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: what's his name? I'm blanking, I'm tired, the guy from Garfield.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: I just had coffee, fucking what's his name? Doctor doctor Seuss?
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: Oh what he like cheated on his wife or something,
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: and you know, like you can't read.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: They found like a bunch of old fucking poems and
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: cartoons that he drew of, like insanely racist ship. But
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: it was like so long ago. Oh no, back then,
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: back when Seuss was in the game. He's a doctor.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: He would know exactly, you're in a question a fucking doctor,
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Like you're a dire now you're against science exactly, Yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: Doctor SEUs prescribes you the vaccine. You're fine with it.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: But youn. When doctor SEUs dropped a new piece, it
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: was like big, a big deal. Back then, people were like,
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: holy shit, new Seuss is out today. Because I think
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: that it was just green eggs and ham. People were like,
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: this is fucking gold, like laughing out loud.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: Oh the places you'll go.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: His agent, Doc we got to get this out to
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: public now, and then it's just Horton. Here's a who.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I definitely think it was some ship like that, because
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: poets were like all.
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: That you had.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was definitely people.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah or no, no, that that's what it would be
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: like at the time.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I was gonna say, you think there
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: was anyone who was ever like doctor Suit saved my
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: life like a grown man. Green Eggs and Ham pulled
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: me back from the ledge. I was gonna kill myself,
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: I know everywhere. I was gonna fucking kill myself. And
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: then doctor Us dropped Green Eggs and Ham. I do
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: not like Green Eggs and Ham. Finally someone is speaking
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: to me. People like writing longhand letters to doctor Sus.
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: You gotta move like three inches or whatever. Why I
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: don't want your arm under my back?
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: What's the matter?
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: No, it's wildly. I don't have any room because now
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: I gotta fucking sit like this the entire time because
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: you guys are squeezing me. I think it's a nice
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: I think it's a nice. Minutes in you guys are
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: cloaching on your stage the start of I made it
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: sixteen minutes before you said anything because yeah, but I'm
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: gonna say something.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'll back off. I
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: thought you, I thought you were taking an It's nice
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: for the for the viewer, I like it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: I don't think any of the viewers are like, Man,
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: I'm liking this really tight angle that they've.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Got three three in the bed. And the little one
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: said roll over, roll over, and they all rolled over
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: and one fell out, and then there were two in
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: the bed and the little one said, have you heard that?
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, now you know that.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: I know that.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: It's it's early suits, early save. I remember that one,
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: that one fucking because I was battling a divorce at
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: the time and she was taking everything. Really were going
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: to have to kill myself. And that was right when
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Horton hears a who came out and I said, no,
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: there is something to live for.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: That's so good. I'm glad you found your will. Or
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: like Mozart on the pages of a children's book who
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: wrote flour.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Elise for release, for a lease for at least that
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: was Beethoven. Beethoven, that's a banger. Hm, that's a fun
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: one to play on the piano too, Can you know,
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: of course.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: The ship that Francis can play on the piano is insane.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: He plays like sweet Burger mitsk. I can play a
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: bunch of shit on the piano. I can read music. No,
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: you can't. Yes, I can't. I took the piano for
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: eight years. But you can't read me.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: You don't know how to read ship doctor poem.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I used to be able to read music, like
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: in full like I could play the whole piano, but
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: now I can really only do the that ones first scale.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: You can read the.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Scales, that's what you consider reading music scales?
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: No, but like I can read what is the what
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: is the one where it's just the your five fingers
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: on right next to each other, Like I can't do
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: the spread out anymore. I used to be able to
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: do that, but I can't do that anymore.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about being able to read music?
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, school has asked Francis.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Doesn't sound like those are exercises.
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: No, I'm saying when I read music, I can only
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: read it, and I can only read that first, then
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: read it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: When was the last time you read music.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know, a year ago.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: So how do you know that you've lost it to
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: that degree?
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Because I went home and I was playing piano and
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: I was reading music. I was playing Christmas songs.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: And but the ones that went beyond all I could play.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Was like silent night. Yeah, what the fuck is going
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: on at your home?
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: Your family gathered around as you played piano, like anywhere
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: was home.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm just gonna play some piano, and
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: I opened up my mom was a bunch of books,
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: and the first thing that came up was Christmas song.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: So I was like, I'll play some Christmas. It's a
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: fun to play. And we know that if you ever
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: played a fucking instrument bro I played, you should play
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: the trombone. Brother. Yeah, I knew a bunch of kids
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: that played the trombone. That was like the cool thing
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: to Doe trump It sounds like the trumpet.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: No, that's trombone, for sure, that's tromp bone. You'd know
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: that anywhere.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: The kids that played the trombone are all the kids
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: that didn't want to being banned, and we all hated them.
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I was second chair clarinet. Yeah, you play the clarinet,
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: which is the fruitiest fucking in because they promise you
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: when you don't get saxophone, because you have to. When
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: I was in middle school, we have to put in Now,
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: you'd put you have to like request, and you'd have
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: to give your top three options, and everyone would put
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: saxophone in trumpet as number one. And then if you
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: don't get those trumpet, you probably get trombone because there's
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: a fucking thousand trombones in the band, Or if you
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: don't get saxophone, you get clarinet. And then they're like,
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: well down the road, it's actually very easy to transition
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: from clarinet to saxophone. And we get to a point
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: where you're like, I'm not fucking transitioning. I'm already I've
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: already mastered the clarinet.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: You know who we had, Dan Bridgeman was a huge
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: trumpet player at our in our band, in jazz band,
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: and boy would he lean into those solos more with
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: more zest and vim than anybody else in the band.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: When it was his turn to stand up and play
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: that solo, I didn't think he was on at all. Yeah,
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: I never thought it sounded good, but he played with
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: the most convictions, So I think it convinced a lot
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: of people whose ears were not particularly adept at discerning
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: good music. Yeah, and people bought in. Yeah, he would
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: get the loudest applauses, but he would deviate from the
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: actual skills in which we were meant to solo.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, the high school and middle school bands are
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: way worse after you graduate. I remember like like hearing
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: them from a different perspective, because when you're in the band,
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: you're like, I mean, we could go on if we
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: could play the fucking Boston Pops if we want to
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: Mark And then I went home for my sister's graduation
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: and they had the band play and it was just
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: like a combination of loud noises. There was no music.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: It was terrible. Yeah, awful.
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: That's what's wrong with this generation that no one knows
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: how to play fucking taps exactly. Who's All's favorite composer
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: American only?
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know, American only.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: Mind's Aaron Copeland. That's probably Aaron Copland too, I don't know.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: I don't take at American composers.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: Ak rolly.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: I was I was on like a drum, like high
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: school drum line.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: TikTok. Yeah, it's so fucking awesome. What is that?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Some of those dudes are really good, just like everybody
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: plays a cadence. What's that really famous cadence? It's like
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: something too like taps to take two.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: No, it's something they came out with. The second taps.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: The new taps just dropped. Taps two bitch eight O
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: eights in the background, taps two back to school sko
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: o L taps two back from the Dead. Sass and
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: I had a good hang last night, A great hang
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: all the time.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Medium hang, medium to good. Wait did you actually Sass
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: went on his show right before me and let the
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: audience know that his set was gonna suck, which is
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: always a good strategy.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Why do you do that? Open I'm doing, I'm working
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: out a bunch of new stuff, and I was like
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: stuff that I'd never done before them judge it. No,
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: I don't think I did that. I mean, dude, I
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: hosted the show. I told them, hey, guys, it's gonna
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: be a lot of people are gonna be working out
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: in new ships, so give them your best, and they did.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: They were a good crowd.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: But I think you're gonna get a more honest opinion
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: if you tell them before you start telling jokes that
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: I don't think that you did. I probably did that
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: before one joke. No, you before you spoke, before you
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: try to joke. You said a lot of this is
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: gonna be new. I have no idea if this is funny. Yeah,
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: and that's true.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: But I think you set them up to think this
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: isn't gonna be funny if you.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Were going to cook a meal and then will it's
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: out better? Because then they're like, holy shit, that was funny.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: This guy's No, they're not charitable. They laughed at everything.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: I said, No, no, they didn't. And you know that
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: they laugh at one joke and then everything else.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: And you said I'm gonna kill myself.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they loved that too. It's called rebounding, dude.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Look it up.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I've never heard of I never heard tell
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: a bad joke and say now I'm going to kill myself. Boy,
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: that that fruits high up in the tree.
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: I wasn't a fucking joke that I planned earlier. I was.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: I wasn't like, all right, so then when this one
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: does bad, I'm gonna tell them I'm gonna kill myself.
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying if your goal is to not to
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: not to mansplain here, but if your goal is to
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: get an honest evaluation of how a joke is. If
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: you don't like, lower the bar for yourself before they'll
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: they'll either laugh or they won't. And then if you really,
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: if you're embarrassed that it didn't go well after the
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: joke bombs, tell them this is new stuff, I'm not sure,
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: and then they'll be on your See.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: How much do you think expectations playing to stand up
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: comedy or any Well?
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: That one. That's why I said it was because it
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: was my show and I promoted it and a bunch
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: of people were there to see me, so I had
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: to let them know, Hey, guys, not doing the.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: Hits, you're going to lower your expectation.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, But what about what if Francis didn't get
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: that because he was a surprise guest, But if you just.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Had I went out and told the joke that bombed quick?
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, I.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Said, I've got a new I've got a question for
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: you guys pertaining to my life. How influential and powerful
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: does my.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Dad need to be? I heard the remove me.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: From the sex offenders register, and they thought I was
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: asking for real advice.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: They thought I was serious yea at all?
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: One guy went, oh, no, quietly, he goes, oh, no,
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: before you got there, dude, there was a I showed
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: up and there and my the producer came up to me.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: He was like, he's like, there's three girls here who
• 27:25
  Speaker 5: like can't even like stand up, they're so drunk. And
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: he's like, they're really excited to see the show though,
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: and I was like, no, don't let That was like,
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: don't let them in. I was like, that's good. They're
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: going to destroy the entire show. And then it became
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: like a whole thing where they like they told them
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: no like sixteen times, and they kept on being like,
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: we paid for tickets, and he's like, no, it's a
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: free show. You didn't pay for shit. You opened up
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: event bright and you reserved the ticket. So that's a
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: lot of them. Uh, you're you and I are sitting
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: on this same cushion. Now. Yeah, I have moved back.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: I've pulled back. What do you want me to do? Straddle?
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: He's moving over. He's doing what I did.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: But I got to be in the center because I
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: have to produce the podcast as well as deliver.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying both cushions. If you had to ask
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: cheek on either cushion.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: I'm not doing that. That's uncomfortable. Don't want to sit
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: in the crevice.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: So we could have a fourth on this couch then
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: the way that you're sitting.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, could we two more on this couch? I
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: think we should get as many as we can.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: We should have We should have Alex Cooper on for real.
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: Get her. That would be big.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: She's on fire. I bet if we told.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Her m Rado was in the neighborhood, we could be like,
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: I'm on down, we saw paparazzi. We saw paparazzi. By
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: the way, this is publicity. I told that guys.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: As we got closer and he was snapping pictures, I go,
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: are you paparazzi? And he goes, no, yeah, And I
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: go what are you taking pictures of? And he goes,
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: never mind? Is that what he said?
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Or you're like, who's over there? I said who's over there?
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: And he said never mind?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: I wonder if one and I was like, that guy's
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: definitely paparazzi.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: He's obviously paparazzi. As a slur, what would you do?
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not fucking papa say I'm a photographer.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: Photographer I've saved people's lives.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, with is of like Matthew Perry drowning in his
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: bathtub and he's like, I'm a fucking artist.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Made me that made me think that he is ashamed
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: of the work he does.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: There's those guys have to be. They have to they
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: held home every single night and drink an entire bottle
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: of Jack Daniels because the world hates the world and
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: hates them.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: By the way, Jack Daniels is always the bottle of depression.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: It is. It's good though.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: I have a friend who would would come home and
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: started doing that. He would drink a bottle of Jack
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: Daniels with no lights on.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Jack Daniels is like, that's the way to find yourself
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: early stages of depression.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: He's out there and stages is like an eight dollars
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: bottle of Spedka or something like that, like a montle
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: that you can like or into a coffee cup and
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: pretend that you're going about your day.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Has ever had Captain Morgan? Yeah, yeah, of course that's
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: a plastic bottle, right, well, you can it can be.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like there's one that I'm
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: trying to think of and it was.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: A it was a bottle Nelson, there's there's a couple
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: of vodkas.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: It was a vodka that we used to drink that
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: was some sort of like general or some ship on
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: the front of it.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: I think when you get if you get to rum
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: as a young person, not on an island, you're not
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: somewhere nautical. Yeah, there's no there's no sight of ocean.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: If you're landlocked rum drinking, you're in a dark place.
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I don't know. I've never I never have
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: liked frum, So I don't know.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: If you get there, if you can squeeze your vodka
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: bottle and it dentse in in the.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Sides, it really is. It's all like it. If you
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: get a plastic bottle of a large like a gallon,
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: is when you when you go to the plastic, you're
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: not buying a fucking small bottle.
• 30:55
  Speaker 6: No.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: If you're drinking, if you're drinking the vodka that you've
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: broken over the ounce measurements. It's the vodka that Jason
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Bourne would use to clean a wound. You're in trouble, dude.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: That ship is so bad.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Pop Off pop Yeah, pop Off was bad. Vladimir was
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: ours in college. We drank Vlatty and Natty bro H.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: It was discussed. That's tough. That's tough.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to think of what I drank. It was.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: I fuck, I forget what it was called. I know
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: I drank Captain Morgan and that was bad.
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  Speaker 7: But I would drink like Vladdie until like two in
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  Speaker 7: the morning and then like it'd be like a football
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Irish coffees. It's like what I remember. We and
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  Speaker 5: my buddies got a We bought a bottle of Tito's
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  Speaker 1: If it goes bad, might be an old man that
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  Speaker 1: stands outside of a liquor store and buys buys boo.
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  Speaker 5: Huge for the kids.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't mind that.
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  Speaker 5: Just up charges.
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  Speaker 1: There's probably an incredible margin or like a return on
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  Speaker 4: And I wouldn't even up charge as long as they
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I listened to this podcast about Genghis Khan last night,
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  Speaker 7: or Chingis Khan as he was called back in the day.
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  Speaker 7: His original name was Timogen, and his father named him
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: after a man that he killed. Imagine killing a dude
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  Speaker 5: That's gonna be like an eternal guilt thing. Right, if
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: you do that, you gotta be like, I gotta fucking
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  Speaker 5: pay my respects back somehow. That was like a wrong killing.
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  Speaker 5: He killed the wrong dude. He killed the wrong guy,
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  Speaker 5: and he like then he dedicated his entire life to
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Or it's a calculated play to take someone's identity
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  Speaker 4: because they live a better life than you did.
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  Speaker 5: To name them. Not a bad idea either, Timogen.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Isn't that sort of the Isn't that? Is that not
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: the talented miss to Ripley? Isn't there something like that?
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  Speaker 7: I never saw it. I never saw the flick.
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  Speaker 5: That's supposed to mean he killed he kills that dude's
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  Speaker 5: friend so that he can become his best friend.
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  Speaker 4: Right, it's something like that. I can't really remember the plot.
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  Speaker 5: I just watched that movie like not long ago. Like
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  Speaker 5: a year ago.
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  Speaker 4: It's pretty good young Matt Damon.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, very young Matt Damon. It's a very uncomfortable movie.
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  Speaker 5: It's uncomfortable. It's just like really like unting. Yeah, it's unsettling.
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  Speaker 5: Like it's like this normal dude, like not normal, he's weird.
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  Speaker 5: But you don't get the vibe that he's going to
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: go on like a murdering spree at all. Right, and
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: that's what he does, Yes, mister Ripley kills. He gets
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: like too involved in like a fucking identity theft scheme,
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: and then it just becomes like he becomes like a geek.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Well first of all, then he's like gay at one
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: points the whole time. Yeah, but that's if you're gay.
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: At one point you're gay. It's coming in and out.
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: That's some sort of that's not a common, cal.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Sort of weird gay phase. And then he goes on
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: a murdering spree. We've all been there before. Get a
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: little gay, and then you say what the fuck am
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: I doing? And then you go around you just gotta
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: start killing people, just everyone that you got to kill,
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: all the witnesses.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, well sometimes when you get the gay and
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: then you think, oh, no, am I in this for life?
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: And then you start feeling better.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think, but I also do feel for
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: him because I feel I feel like he he has
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: a little bit of like, uh, I feel like that
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: the European culture. You start thinking, oh shit, everyone's gay.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: And then he goes, he makes a move on that
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: dude and he's like, I'm not fucking gay, weirdo, I'm
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: just French. Yeah. He's like, I'm just fucking it. Yeah,
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: I'm fucking in Europe, dude. What I wear? I wear
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: really high shorts. I mean, I like dick in my ass.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Just because I'm showing you my spread as she doesn't
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: mean it's an invitation to market.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so then he has to go. That's when he
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: goes on the killing spread. I believe conflicted because he's
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: he's hanging out with that dude and they're like really
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: good friends and they're like getting real close, and then
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: he goes and he makes a move and the guy's
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: like fall back.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: I used to go to soccer camp in France when
• 35:00
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• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was probably eleven twelve, probably eleven, and we
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: would have to shower after all of us together. Yeah,
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: and that was it was something I was so not
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: ready for. I'd never done that. And I remember I
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: went in and the and the bigger kids in our
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: group started peeing on the little kid. What, yeah, they're
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: bullying him.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: No, that's sexual assault.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: It was bad, and they thought it was funny. And
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: then other people were something to this day that is
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: seared in my head like should I have stood up
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: for him?
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: But how could I have? On them? That's when it
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: becomes and that that's when it would become like a
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: funny thing. If you got to take one of their
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: you peede on those other dudes, it would become like
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: then it would just turn into like a piss war
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: and everyone would be like, dude, that was so fun.
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  Speaker 5: I fucking love you guys. Yeah, I don't know. I
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  Speaker 5: still feel bad to this day.
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  Speaker 5: you have trust issues? No? But you know what I
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  Speaker 5: just realized is that when we were debating the trump
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  Speaker 5: the soundboard. Let's hear it. Yep, that was exactly what
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  Speaker 7: It makes me doubt that you know how to read music.
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  Speaker 5: I do know how to read music. I don't think
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  Speaker 5: I used to go do this. I used to go
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  Speaker 5: to a h I had a piano teacher, and she
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  Speaker 5: would give me flash cards, not have to She'd show
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  Speaker 5: me a single note, not have to go see may
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  Speaker 5: see F sharp. I once hooked up with my piano teacher.
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  Speaker 5: That's super weird. How old were you? It sounds like
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  Speaker 5: you got molested at twenty six. Twenty five, bruh Bro
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  Speaker 5: was taking plan and piano lessons at twenty six. I
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  Speaker 5: went back into it. Bro was getting molested at twenty six. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you laugh, but it was cool. How old was she
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  Speaker 5: She was probably thirty eight. It's not bad. She was good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah at teaching the piano. What about fucking not?
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  Speaker 4: That didn't happen. We just made out and then that
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  Speaker 4: was the last piano lesson we did.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't see her anymore after that.
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  Speaker 7: So what he broke it off or she broke it off.
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  Speaker 5: I broke it off. I used to have hissy fits
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: when I don't have to go to piano lessons. He
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: did scream, crying. I used to.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: I hated piano lessons with a passion.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because because I had.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: To sit next to this kid, Sam, and he always
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: smelled like grilled cheese.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: It's not a bad spin. It came out of his pores.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: It wasn't just from his mouth, right, It was sweating
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: grilled cheese.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: He's salivating for a grilled cheese right now, honestly, nice.
• 41:51
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  Speaker 7: Ad francis the fact that you were sexually assaulted by
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  Speaker 7: your piano teacher at twenty six and also watched an
• 42:28
  Speaker 7: eleven year old get peed on. Yeah, I feel like
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: this has been a very therapeutic and Revellion.
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: Getting a lot off my chest.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a two hundred and twenty five pound
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: dumbbell barbell. Yeah, I'm getting off my chest many reps
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  Speaker 4: to Oh.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: You could do that for probably twenty reps too.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: I'm going to failure. Do you think what made you
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: hook up with your piano teacher her boobs or tips?
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: But I feel like piano is not really a position
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: where you're going to be seeing the breast because you're
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: both what are you sitting on the same chair?
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: You tried taking adult piano lessons with a moderately attractive person.
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: I do imagine it is extremely sexual who keeps putting
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: on these lacey, sexy things to shine the cleavage together
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: to make it look like a butt crack. So so
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: you did it and made a class and she charged,
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Oh you got a prostitute? Did you have to pay her?
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: After she was she waved? They up their skills like that,
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: she did? She wave the payment after she was playing?
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Fucking did you give her tip? Hide in? I paid
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: her for everything? She she sent you an invoice after
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: you fucking hooked up with her. She started, that's called
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: a prostitute.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: She started to, uh, basically kind of expand the relationship
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: beyond piano, which made me think she probably needed a
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: green card.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Oh ship? What was her race? Chinese? Chinese? So is mine? What? What? Yep? Yep? What?
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: But are you ken Jack respectfully? Yeah? I mean no,
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: that's ken Jack's thing. He's really into Asian girls, his
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: Asian piano teacher. Yeah. Is that bad to say? Said
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: with love? You said?
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: If you say said with love.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: Then it was said with love. But I thought that
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: was whole I thought that was ken Jack's whole thing.
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: He's very public about it. We live. I don't think
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: that was a bad thing to say, we're live. You're
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: wrong with that? Nothing wrong with Yeah, No one's saying that.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: What he is saying. I feel you're insinuating that there's
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: something wrong with Asian girls. No, I mean you hooked
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: up with your pianos, your onunch, and then you blocked
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: her on everything and never went back. You quit the piano. Well,
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: I was ready to arrange a marriage such that she
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: could gain the next best thing to the citizenship. She needed.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: She needed help, she needed major help staying in the country.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Are you sure?
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: And I was not prepared to give her that. I
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: didn't have that. I didn't have a wherewithal of paperwork
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: and bureaucracy.
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: I feel like you would be a great kid to like,
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: a like, a great person to teach piano to. I
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: would show up and I would be like, and you
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: probably show up and you're like, hey, I wasn't up
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: for it. I didn't like it. How's it going?
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: No?
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no, And you got me all wrong.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: You need a green card? Is that what you want me?
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: To hang your sucky sucky and then maybe we can
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: see what we can do. Middle You promised her, promised her,
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: you promised her a green card, and then you fucking
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: ghost a dude dive in late night? You got me
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: all a thief in the night. What do you know
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: about fucking piano anyway? You can't even read music. I
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: just told you I can't play for a lease. No
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: no no no no no no no no no no
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: no no no no. Hopefully we don't get copyrighted by Beethoven.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: That that was Beethoven? Did I just I didn't? I
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I thought I said who did? For a least since
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: someone said Bethoven and we.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Gave his first name, which just further shows how little
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: you know about classical piano.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: You would have known bait Beethoven if he cock slapped
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you across the face right now.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: True, I wouldn't.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't know Ludwig from fucking Gershwin from fucking.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: All those U.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Broms, all those old dudes. Moz Are.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: That's actually racist of you. That's more racist than the
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: ship you were saying about Chinese people. I can say
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: anything bad about Chinese people, sucky Shupert, what's wrong with that? Oh,
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: that's you have a sick mind. What you thought I
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: was doing an Asian voice? You were? No, I wasn't.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: I brought I was when you said it was all
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: about ken Jack having a little bit of a fuckingating
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Francis women his Asian piano Asia, none of this. You know,
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: you're digging yourself the whole and you're hoping to get
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: all the way to chinais you went into your meeting
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: and you said, me so horny, No G minor, I
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: was just.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Being a g good students.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: How old was she sixteen seventeen thirty eight and you
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: already said that.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: You did already say that just trying, you're just trying,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: which is in Guangdong.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: That's that's too old. Yes, yeah, her parents would have
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: given up on finding her a match. Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: By the way, that's probably why she was sent over
• 47:17
  Speaker 7: to send money back home for her her brother before
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: you guys.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Both met your wives. Did you guys at any point
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: be like, I wouldn't hate the just parents just set
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: me up with someone, and then you just fucking suck
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: it up and what. No. I never had that thought
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: in my entire life, nor would my parents ever consider that. No,
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: if they were in a different area of the world,
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: they would, or if they were a different religion. You're
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: saying that if like an arranged marriage.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Parents don't know who's exactly. So I was saying, parents
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: don't know who's hot. That's the issue. My parents would
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: be like, there's a girl, she's so cute, you should
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: meet her, and you'd meet her and you're like, that
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: girl has bigger biceps than I do, so that fucking
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: her upper body.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Their or their criteria is like, he's a nice boy.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: She's a nice girl. Yeah, Like she's she's nice.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: When in your life have you ever met a woman
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: that your parents said was attractive and been like, Mom, Dad,
• 48:12
  Speaker 4: you're right, you have the eye.
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: When is an attractive person ever really nice?
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Fucking staffed?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I wanted to I might you know, hey, babe, boy,
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: my parents were right, you are beautiful, naked?
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Wrong. No one's ever said that.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: I'm glad I listened to my mom and got your
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: clothes off.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: But is it a dad that would ever do that.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: I don't think a dad would ever do that. I
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: think your mom is probably looking for someone. Dad would
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: have a better scent, but they would, they would to
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: do they did. They would come off very perfect. Yeah, yeah,
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: your dad was like, I don't fuck this girl. My
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: son is going to Yeah, you know you should go
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: after her. I got a hit. I got a sense
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: your dad pulling you aside and be like I've got
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: a fucking true eat for you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, space is like seven, but body was a nine.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, tell me everything driving me.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Fucking it wasn't She wasn't wearing those boyfriend jeans that
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: all the young girls are wearing. She went back to
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: the tight ones. You got it, you knew.
• 49:19
  Speaker 7: And he's thinking, like, technically he this man was my
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: sperm once, so it's actually me fucking her.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: If you fuck her, this counts as a body. This
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: is for me.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, he said, not from my bed push. Yeah,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: you're just a line in the song. Back in Genghis
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Khan's day, they would just steal women.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, they would, Like Genghis Khan's wife got stolen
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: from him and he had to go like get her back,
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: and when she got back, she was pregnant, isn't it
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: The plot of Troy Loky. It's kind of a similar,
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: a similar type of vibe.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: It's kind of the guy that everyone's related to.
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: I think it might it might be she was a
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: lot different back then because they had multiple, multiple wives,
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: multiple families, had.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Like four hundred children, right, and everybody can sort of
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: almost trace their lineage to him.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Probably, but the firstborn was the most important then. The
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: firstborn was the one where he couldn't tell if it
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: was his or if it was the guy who stole.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: That's gonna keep you up at night. Yeah, right, that's
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: he even stole her back.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: That's like, if he stole her back and she's pregnant,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised he wasn't just like.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Dude, people used to just be stealing people like that.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: With Jack Pe, I was just before you guys out here,
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: I was just listening to I was listening to Joelene.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: That song is fucking depressing.
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: This song is incredible though, it's a great.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Song, but she's like, Jolene, fucking you, I'm never gonna
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: find someone again. Jo She's like, you're fucking all the time,
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: and I've got one dude, And but you know, Joe
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: Lean definitely fucked the.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Other beauty is beyond compare with Lesher's locks with auburn hair.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, good good, you just don't take my man,
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Joe Lean. Yeah, damn, Miley Cyrus does kill that. I'd
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: never heard the Males Cyrus version by Tyris kills everything,
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: where she's raspy voice saying to her that's my out.
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like pissing on somebody like Francis.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: I didn't.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: I just watched and regretted not taking action. I should
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: have did something. I have a couple of moments like
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: that in my head where I wish I had stood
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: up for the smaller person.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: I never had any moments like that because I usually
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: was the smaller person. Now I would, and now I
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: have no problem. I've stood up. I've stood up. I
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: would definitely get pissed on, Like, guys, come on, if
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: I think I'm gonna die soon, Yeah, all right, I
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: think I'm gonna.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Die probably trying to be a hero and then failing
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: never be here, and it's gonna not even make any
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: kind of difference.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: So my dad met my uh my mom my aunt's
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: I guess, so I guess what is his brother in law? Yeah, well,
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: my dad his my brother his brother in law, my uncle,
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: my dad. They were sitting in my mom's waiting around
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: my brother. No, my mom's sister's husband, got it, got it.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: And when they met, they were sitting in the waiting
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: room of a hospital because one of them was giving
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: birth one of the women, and my dad farted really loud,
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: and he looked at my uncle and he said, don't
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: be a hero. I don't understand. I don't understand it
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: at all.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I think he's probably just looking for
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: something to say. And that was the first thing that
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: came out, and he said, don't be a hero and
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: looked at his later brother in law.
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or they were already brother.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they were brother in law yet.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: They were strangers. I think they were strangers who told
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: you this story my father?
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: That was also your telling of it was as complicated.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: It was extremely complicated. But I get very mixed up
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: on those on those us, and you said that it
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: was this was like other people in my family who
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: I thought was I thought this one dude in my
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: family I thought was my cousin my entire life, and
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: then I found out that he's not related to anyone
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: in our family in any way.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Did he become more attractive to you when you learned
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: you weren't related.
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: No, I probably haven't seen him in ten years. I
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: don't know that he might be.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: That answers the question.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: But like, I don't know why your dad told you
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: that story, But I also don't know why you told
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: us that story. Yeah, I don't know. Because we were talking,
• 53:18
  Speaker 5: I said, I think I said, don't be a hero,
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: and then I decided to bring it back in.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: But you didn't work through it. You didn't get it right.
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: No, I didn't know. You didn't. I think you didn't.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: We don't know set, No, we don't know your fake
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Harvard education. You know, I've been getting a lot of
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: d m's questioning your actual credibility of going to Harvard.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: I got the battle The Battle of the Bulge thing
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: really threw people from through people off. Tell you what, bro,
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: It's very like France went off Harvard and when I'm
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: dead soon, Yeah, true, and would be. It wouldn't be
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: a terrible way to go out. Got a face bashed
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: in by a homeless dude.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: That's not how it's going to be. I'll get stabbed.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: You think it's going to be a stab as one
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: of the Oh god, last night, me and Colin were
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: on stage when we were talking about the most the
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: biggest stabbing spree that's ever happened, and we looked it
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: up and uh or know that that dude looked up
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: Simeon and he said that it was a it's one
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: hundred and thirty three people. Oh, then it's like a
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: home Star runner, right, But then he looked it up
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: and he did more research and he said that it
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: was a it was a crew, a crew of stabbers. Okay,
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: they pulled up in there and I was like, well,
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: what was there? Fucking one hundred and fifty stabbers? Everybody
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: got one, Everyone got close to one. I mean, dude,
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: you can't getting off two would be impressive.
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: I think you can kind of.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: If I stabed Francis right now, Roan, you'd be out
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: the door.
• 54:37
  Speaker 4: Yes, but you don't do it that way. You do one,
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: and then you go home and you make yourself soup,
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: and then you let the heat cool down, and you
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: come back a week later in a different place.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: You know, this was all this was. I'm talking about
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: a spree, like a mask a second free if you
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: if you do as a spray, that is a spring.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: It's the same way that like if a football team
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: wins the Super Bowl and then doesn't win the next year,
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: but then wins the year after that and then doesn't
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: win the following year. If you've put together like four
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: out of eight years of Super Bowls, you're still a dynasty.
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. It's free. It's trying to streak, though,
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: it's not like Jordan. Yeah we're talking. I think I'm
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: talking streaks. Thinks what I'm looking for right now?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Like fucking like uh U nc's women's soccer team, how
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: they just won like twenty three in a row.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: Remember me and him, Me and him, me and him.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: Now, Well, if you learned something today, I dont I
• 55:31
  Speaker 7: could teach you something. Here's another thing I could.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: Teach before after the Battle of the Bulge.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Well after brother learned your fucking history. Now, it makes
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: me think you didn't go to Harvard either, said I
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: didn't go to Harvard. We always drop out and know
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: more about World War Two than Francis I would. World
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: War two.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: You off, you know what the most you know what
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: the most deadly battle of World War two was Mmmm?
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Battle of.
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: Was that for him not knowing?
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: Or for they? Was for him him not knowing?
• 56:04
  Speaker 7: Was it for the seventy three million lives?
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: That was the Battle of Singapore? Really? Yes, I'm glad
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: I didn't guess that was all.
• 56:12
  Speaker 7: Along the Western Front.
• 56:13
  Speaker 5: Huh. I don't know what it was. I worked it
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: up last night. They said the Battle of the Bulge
• 56:17
  Speaker 5: was number ten. Wow? Yeah really so yeah? I didn't
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: even know.
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: Were people just less scared of death back then?
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: I think people were more prideful in their countries.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: But I'm thinking of like people who even like built bridges,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: like ninety percent of them died.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: Oh in skyscrapers. I don't think, yeah, but I think
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: it was probably just people were like, I guess this
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: is the best I got to die a bridge twenty thousand.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: Feet above the air, and human life was worth a
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: lot less.
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. They were fucking a lot more too. Yeah,
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: you'd have time Sterne was higher. Yeah, there wasn't plan
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: b or like.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Like a bunch of kids would die during childbirths and
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: early on in life it was like, oh, you managed
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: to twenty three, like.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: You got old?
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, get on top of a skyscraper, get in
• 57:00
  Speaker 5: the sky.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: We need to the herd.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: Do you think if you brought your some risks brother,
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: if you time traveled back and you brought someone from
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: the era of dysentery and typhoid and and and smallpox
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: to this time and showed them Harry's daily routine, do
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: you think they'd be pissed off.
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they'd be pissed off. I think
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: they'd be more disgusted, because I like even just like,
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I just don't move enough, you know
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: what I mean. That's my point.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: I think they'd look at you and they'd be like,
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: he's alive. Yeah, that was seventeen my family members. On
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: a daily basis, we're going out and we're building and
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: furthering civilization.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but within a week they would lose that ship,
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: probably one time, and yeah, this guy's got figured out.
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: A flaming hot Cheeto would be like, holy, this is better.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: They'd order Uber Eats.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Ye, they'd get ramen delivered exactly.
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: They'd be like, so you guys, just have these guys
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: picking up food for you. You don't have to go
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: and wipe out a whole village.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: You don't have one to wrestle and elm the forage
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: with a bow and arrow you made, you have like
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: spicy from Bruce Tree?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Do you have the spices from like fucking India just
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: readily available.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: To you spice trade? So you think you were getting
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: in shootouts like crazy back then, because like I know
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: it was. It was very much protecting your land. Like
• 58:33
  Speaker 5: do you think me and my neighbor right here would
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: just be blasting all night? No, just in the middle
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: of the night that we would start exchanging fire.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: How long ago?
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about a long time ago, like an
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: sevent hundreds? Nah, you're not having shootouts. And then Big City,
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: you don't think so.
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: I think the Big city was relatively civilized.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: I don't think people feared death as much back then. No,
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: I mean do people would get like duels are fucking insane?
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: The fact that anyone just like could you could you
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: not just be like, yeah, no, I'm not fun dueling
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: with you? That's crazy. We've we've really fistfight instead. I
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: don't want to fucking die.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: I don't have any honor.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: Fine, Yeah, and also I lost my aunt. I'm a
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: man of also, dude getting shot back then was probably
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: way worse because like the bullets weren't even that bad,
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: so you just like die slowly. Bullets were made from forks,
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah you do, would just be a little marble that
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: would hit you. Genghis Khan got fucking u and he
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: had like internal bleeding and die.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: He got an arrow to his neck in a battle
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: one time, and the Mongolians had a thing about blood,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: and so he had an orderly like his top boy
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: suck the blood from his neck for the entire night
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: as he was sleeping. No, so he didn't die, And
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: like the guy was literally swallowing the blood until the
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: point where he was like he couldn't swallow any more
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: blood because he was so full, and so we started
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: like spitting it on the ground. And the next morning
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Genghis Khan came to and was like, you couldn't spit
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: the blood farther away.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: And he killed him.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: He was like but he just wasn't thankful at all.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: He was like gross, He's like, dude, you just fucking
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: spit the blood right here.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: That's disgusting. What the fuck is wrong?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: And there was like, oh man giving him a fucking
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: hickey throughout the entire night.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Sometimes get any rest, dragula, fucking freak. I was joking, dude,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: what the fuck is wrong with you? You're fucking gross.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Talk to my neck the whole night. Kill this man,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: Boil him alive with the fucking fucking purp a tummy
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: full of my blood. First, I'll throw up.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: Second of all, kill him.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Dude, you're gonna have the worst diarrhea, blood diarrhea, your
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: boy's blood diarrhea. Speaking of drinking, let's talk about mother
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: effin twisted tea for a second right now. Twisted tea
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 5: way better than blood, way better than blood, A very
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: large step up. I actually think if you went back
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: to the seventeen hundreds, dude, the twisted tea, they will
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: tell you what wouldn't have happened the Boston Tea party.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: If it was all twisted tea. They'd be like, we're
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: not throwing the sheet in the ocean.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: The population would dive into the ocean and just start
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: drinking it in masks, like in Chingiscn's blood. M like
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: it was Timogin's blood. This is the best hard iced
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: tea on the market. It's so dang good. They have
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: them at the Sixers game. They're just selling them right there?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: Are you and Dave gonna throw some fucking twisteds down tonight?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: You might have to, honestly, because they taste so incredible real.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: You're holding you closer to the computer when the computer
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: is not the thing that's picking.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: Up the video. I'm doing the ad right now. I'm
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: trying to sell the.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: Twitt camera is over here. That would be more beneficial.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: Twisted tea twenty four ounce cans absolutely delicious.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: Not all you can get. Twelve ounce cans.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: You can, but you don't have to.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: You don't have to like me because I know I'm
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: not stopping it twelve ounce. It's like, give me a
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 5: twenty four.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Will It tastes so darn good? Yeah, stays so cool.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: It's just the perfect refreshing drink for no matter what
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: the weather is, summertime, wintertime, indoors, outdoors, you're going to
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: be enjoying a twisted tea because it's made with real
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: brood tea, not that freaking not the stuff the other
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: guys have.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: Dude, I remember when.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: I was a pun from Glendale, Arizona. To remember I
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  Speaker 5: used to try can I would like to submit pictures
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: with my boys to try and get on a twisted
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  Speaker 7: We've been in the twisted tacn business for a minute.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: It is a very good time every time. Keep it
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  Speaker 7: twisted with Twisted Tea hashtag keep it Twisted. Go to
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  Speaker 7: Twisted tea dot com to submit your own twisted tea
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: photos or just you know, enjoy a twisted tea on
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: your own.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: Actually, you can grab a twisted tea anywhere, a refreshing
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: twisted tea today at twisted tea dot com. Slash locations,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: and news flash, you're gonna find a lot of locations
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: because they literally sell them everywhere, at least in New
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: York City and I'm assuming Philly too.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: I was literally at the Sixers game last night and
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: there people are sucking down twisted te's left and right.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: But you went to the Sixers game last night too,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: going tonight, That's why I got back at two.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: In the morning. Brouh.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Back to back nights, I know.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: To back to back for the players is back to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: back for me. I'm equally exhausted. Wow, it's like I
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: played a game. I'm gonna need like a massage and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: some bodywork like these guys do, okay.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 5: Tell them to bring up the thera gun on you
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: for mind.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna have to talk to the to the old
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: training staff.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: Last night, Joel Embiid pointed at me really and I
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 7: just looked around and I was like and he was like, no,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: you it was I did the the draft video.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: Point of myself me.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: It's crazy how that's like a pretty like decently big meme.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: And it has like fifty thousand likes. Yeah, I just
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: people use it all the time. It's everything in the NFL.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: It's the pause, it's the you hear your name and
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: I look around and I go, you actually did a
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: pretty good impression of the meme. You might be the
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: new meme. Francis. It's me. I hope on like fifty
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: years from there like that. The draft studio is great, dude,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: so we can met you. Yeah, that is gonna be
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: so and so was draft Little Sasquatch. Yeah, Fran wait.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: Wait, Mike down, Mike down to Mike down to so
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 7: and so drafts little Sass, Detroit Lions.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: No that was too long.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, you both gave me different cues cue.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: Sorry, sorry for one more time putting Mike down, Mike down,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 7: the Detroit Lions draft, little sasquash.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: It's a little robotic. I will say, that's okay. You
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: hadn't grasped what was happening to you.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Now, dude, that was the greatest thing I've ever done,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: and I probably will never top that. You guys as well.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Just tune out now in the it's really going down
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: hill from there. It's gonna be like.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: He was survived by loving wife Mabel and his two kids.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: And he was famous for the draft video where dude said,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: how are you.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Going to pay for Now? That's a good video, It's
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: your best work.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Duke's saying how are you going to pay for rent?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: Was probably to me the weak moment of the whole thing.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: It took me so long to make that video, like
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: it like the actual like getting it on the TV
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: and like setting it up so that I would, like
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: I could react to it while it's playing on the
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: TV and then having someone film it. Took me like
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: six hours to like set that up to the point
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: that when he said how are you going to pay Rent?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: I was like, We're not doing this again. I'm gonna
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: just put this thing out. Does it bother you that
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: he said that? Now I honestly didn't even really notice,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: because like the actual.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: If you were he didn't even speak, it would be
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: easier for you to pay rent.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's why I never even understood why he said,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: and I understand why he said it to me, but
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: that that really doesn't make a lot of sense. It
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: doesn't make any sense with people. It's like it went
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: down to the background. Yeah, people love that was something
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: to talk about. It's just like, oh, this is the
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: thing we're going to clamp onto for these videos.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Just imagine how much more it would have done as
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: far as virality if he hadn't said that, though, it
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: would take a lot to.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: Get that more vibe. I mean, I think the way
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: that the algorithm works on Twitter now, I don't even
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: think it would be possible for something to like pop
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: off that fast. Yeah, it would have to be like
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: I got like thirty thousand likes in like ten minutes.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: Oh wow.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: It would have to be like Dom Lucre doing a
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: like video about Hunter Biden or something.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: Like that, like yeah, data was on Tucker Carlson again,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: or like.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: John Krassenstein doing a video about like gays in the military.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: Or some shit like that. People have to know that
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: the Twitter views are not accurate, right, Like the like
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: the Tucker Carlson Dave interview has like three hundred million plays.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: It may well be, it may well do.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: There's no way three hundred million people said, I mean
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: it definitely has it definitely has a million. Maybe it
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: may well do. It could do, it could do. It
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: could be. It could be well, it could be do
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: it could might do well, it could well be. Lean
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: Joan Joan jo, So what's the plan you and Dave?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: You're heading out to fucking Philly again? What are we taking?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: Jopper most beautiful way to see the city? Then what
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: he's staying at? The four seasons is four seasons? Real rich?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: It's good? Or is that like poor people's idea of
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: no city? It's city that's the best hotel city. Because
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: I was always like, I've always been under the impression
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: it's four seasons, just like the greatest hotel on earth.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: But I know that was just up being like, well
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: those are timelessly. I also used to think that the
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Marriott was the greatest hotel on earth, And now I've
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: stayed in a lot of Marriotts, and I realized it's
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: the exact same thing as a holiday inn or like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: a high it in. Now, I think it's a step up.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: You think Marriott's from holiday inns?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: Holiday ins? Are I say that the Philly Airport holiday
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: in nice hotel? Yeah? They can, they can be the
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: nice They can't. They did put me floor level, which
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: I was not happy about.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: They probably thought you were gonna have to go outside
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: to like smoke cigaret.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: For an upgrade. Have I told you about that? I
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: told I think I told you Roan about how the
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: dude at the lobby, like how it was like the
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: dude working the desk left to drive a random girl
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: to the bar. Did I tell you about that? No?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: You didn't, but I now you have.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: And he was like I'm not going to let her
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: Like the other lady working was like what the fuck
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: are you doing? And he's like, I'm not going to
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: let her walk there? Are you crazy? Left left his
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: job to go drive some random girls staying at the
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: hotel to a bar.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: They must get very few customers.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that criminally horny, criminally horny. That's true. Yeah, did
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: he stay? I don't know, did you Why didn't you
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: go to the bar? Yeah, because I had to go
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: fucking home, dude into the hotel. Yeah, i'd sleep except
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 5: for an hour? Why did this?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: Why did you know this happened?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: So I was outside the entire time. It took them
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: fucking thirty minutes to check me in. Oh, you were
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: waiting for him? Yes, And then he came back from
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: the bar. He left, and then the girl stepped in.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: She's like, I guess I'll check you in. Here's what
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: I think we should do. Why don't you tell the
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: story I just did? No, you said, have I told you?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: And you're like, and now you started into the store.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: I don't want to tell beause I've already or bread
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: crumbs as if if you kept giving details, it would
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 4: jog the memory.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: Like he's going to press together a loaf of bread
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 7: crumbs into it.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: I can't tell the story, gangs. I already told the
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: story on this podcast. Have you ever read that book
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Harry Potter?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Now you know I watched the movie where the kids
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: living under the cupboard under the stairs. Yes, he's living
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: with the Dursley.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: Family, that fat boy.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine if see this is what I'm doing.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: Is I'm saying, but you sure just understood everyone his
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: birthday and then he receives an invitation or school comes
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: down the chimney? Did you that that big dude died?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: And then I tell you the entire fucking book instead
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: of just I just well, I guess you haven't heard
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: the story. Possible way to use this point because I
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: understand everything that you're saying, So you're saying you continue
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: to me for this will be one that you don't
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: quite understand. You don't know a lot about. Do you
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: know what the Battle of the Bulge is something that
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: you're a little more unfamiliar with?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: Wait Battle of the Bulge you're talking about Bastone?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: Was that part of World War Two? Yes, I think
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: you're gonna need to give me more. I started the
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: Pacific last night. I don't think you know more about
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: the Battle of the Bulch.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: I don't think I do. I just know that it
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: was a part of it was in battle.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: So then your your uh, your parallel there.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: I don't even know the Battle of Singapore.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Your parallel didn't work.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Sorry, there was no HBO fucking recreation of the Battle
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: of Singapore. Some of us have to do a little
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: deeped up on the computer finding this shit out. The
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: Battle of Singapore something funny about that million's dead and
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: they were there. Actually I don't know. I think like
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: an entire city was held hostage. Well we don't even
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: know these prisoners.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: We don't even know shit about it.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: No, we don't.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: So anyway, what happened Francis was Sas got to a
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: hotel in the middle of the night.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: And he was about to go check in.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, I think I have heard this story. And then
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: the guy wasn't because he had to take the girl
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: of the ball bar because he was right, the balls
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: criminally horny.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: And then she you were, and then she lost her glass,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: so it took you struck midnight and then turned back
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: into a horse.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: And then you couldn't go to the bar because that's right,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: you only slept for an hour.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: You easy to go home? I did? And then what
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: all right? This podcast is over now it's not. We
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: have to go a little long tonight today because we
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: got to really break through this fucking barstool what is it?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: Stool streams. We want to take away as many viewers
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: as possible from them. Stool streams.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: That would be a great name for my new segment
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: where we all go to France and p on a
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: bunch of elevens.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: We should just change the name of this to stool streams,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: And I'm gonna make Should I make the title of
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: this episode stool streams? You definitely should. I did a
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: bit about that thing.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: By the way, once.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: You just gave yourself a fucking rim shot.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: Now my hamm was a slipped Yeah, he did room
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: him up. He gave himself a rim job, given himself.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: What were you about to say, frame, I did a
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: bit about that.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: Well, all those kids, all those kids that they were uncircumcised,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: and they made fun of me. They called me Garson
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: de Champignon, I mean mushroom because they could see the
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: head of my penis because I was I was circumcised.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Dude, Objectively, an uncircumcised penis looks better than an uncircumcised penis.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: Why are we pretending that's the joke? And why do
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: you need to jump ahead because it's so predicted? Are
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: you just incapable of letting it happen? But it's true,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: Like I really think if you if you took someone,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: if someone was blind their entire life and they finally
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: regained sight, and you put a circumcised penis and an
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: uncircumcised penis next to each other. They would look at
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: the uncircumcised penis and they'd be like, is that like
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: a fungus that grew off the side of a tree.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: Thank you for getting me the rim shot. That was
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: a I don't know if that was supposed to be
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: an insult. That was a compliment. No, you just did.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: You did my whole joke that I was about to do.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: Brother, you got to rewrite your jokes then, because I
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: was fucking easy to come up there. That's not my
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: joke was better. That was easier. My joke was better. Well,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: let's hear yours. You can't say that.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: You out so they would make fun of me, or
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: they would make fun of me for for being circumcised,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: which to me is so backwards. That'd be like a
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: homeless guy making fun of you for having a roof
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: over your head. Rim shot, you can give yourself a
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: rip shot for that. I can see that playing that
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: joke killed double care right. No, you don't double rim
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 4: that's crazy double like donkey.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: None of us are at the level, none of us
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: are at the caliber to be double rim shotting like that.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: I'm getting in here, dude, I'm coming in, coming in hot.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: That's ah. That is a very student observation. I liked
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 5: it way more than it's better. And the fact that
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: hairball I'm going to do that on stage in St.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: Louis seems to speaking of which I'm going to be
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: in Saint Louis this week, said dude, please, are you
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: like high or something? No, I'm fucking sweating coffee.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: He had one coffee and he's a ming someone who
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: got to see me professes to respect the the.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: The puritanical approach to comedy. You really sure do step
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: on other people.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: I've been watching a lot of investigative shows and I'm
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: very into right now predicting what's gonna happen. So I
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: think I'm jumping in ahead of time to be like
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: I knew that was gonna happen. So I have a
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: mind of a detective.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 4: This is this is gonna serve you well at comics tables. Yeah,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: when people start workshopping bits and you say, I know
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: where this is going here, let me do it, let
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: me finish it for you.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I'll walk home, rewrite that shit. That
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: shit sucks, do it my way, save my joke instead,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: I'll say, here, how's a better idea. I'll scratch that
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: entire thing. I'll just write you a joke myself, because
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: that shit is asked.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: It's funny because you're making fun of yourself doing that.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: But that is what you are doing.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: I'm well aware. I don't think you are. I am.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: This is a coffee. I would blame it on the coffee.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: They're making Starbucks coffee so fucking strong these days. I
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: was drinking coffee on the right back and it was
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: like I had cocaine in my body. I was grinding
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: my teeth as I went to sleep.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: What did you get from Starbucks? A? So I just
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: get the normal coffee nitro colebrew. Yeah, dude, that shit
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: is legitimately crack. Yeah. Yeah. I was literally grinding my
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: teeth as if I had gone to sleep on on cocaine.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: It was probably it was probably cracked your spine in
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: a weird way in the cocaine had a little second life.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 5: I don't do cocaine, okay, brother, whatever you got to say,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 5: whatever makes you feel better. I know I was doing
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: cocaine when I when it's three am and I have
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: thirty miss calls from Ron, and then he calls and
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: he's like, so, what are we gonna do on Wednesday?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, what are you talking? Ever happened in
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: your life? Anytime Rone calls me at like three in
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: the morning, I know he's fucking partying.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 7: I've never called you at three in the morning.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I called you once this past week at seven pm
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: on Sunday, and you just didn't answer until the next day.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 5: I was watching ball.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: What are you doing, Boyd?
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  Speaker 5: And I have it right here. Someday it's easier to
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  Speaker 5: Sunday eight forty seven out going call watching ball? Eight
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  Speaker 5: forty seven. No, that's the that's the Jets Raiders game
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  Speaker 5: of the week, Jets Raiders.
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  Speaker 7: Is That's why I called you, because I knew it
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  Speaker 7: was a lull and ball.
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  Speaker 5: Why do I feel like the Jets and the Raiders
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  Speaker 5: have played each other twenty times this season and the
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  Speaker 5: game always sins. They always ask at least next week's
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  Speaker 5: going to be and we got some good prime time?
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  Speaker 7: And what are we doing for the Birds? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Wish we should do a live stream Birds Jeers Yo gambling.
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  Speaker 4: Stream gambling, the gambling case. Yeah, we should have a case.
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  Speaker 4: We should call it the gambling cavern though that it's
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  Speaker 4: a new thing.
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  Speaker 5: We should do a gambling stream, but break all of
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  Speaker 5: the rules. No, don't break the rules, bad boys, bad boys,
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  Speaker 5: What are the rules? We should just be encouraging people
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  Speaker 5: to put their entire life savings down on like thirty,
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  Speaker 5: like parlays. We should have like a violent gambling waste.
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  Speaker 5: This bet in no way was I sober. I did
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  Speaker 5: all the drugs.
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  Speaker 4: I'm seeing it clearly seeing the board thanks to the
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  Speaker 4: mix of hallucinogens that I PreCure.
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  Speaker 5: Replacing this one thirty thousand dollars. I can't afford to
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  Speaker 5: lose thirty thousand dollars onto mar Hamlin to have a
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  Speaker 5: pick six. Is your neighbor the naked neighbor? Now I'm
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  Speaker 5: the naked neighbor, dude. If you're the.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: Naked neighbor, then m Rada is seeing your bush.
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  Speaker 5: I don't care if she sees my bush, as long
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  Speaker 5: as she doesn't see my tummy. Your bush looks like
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: your bush looks like Bob Dylan shar and see all
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  Speaker 5: of my bush, That's fine with me.
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  Speaker 7: There's no doubt in my mind that your bush is
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: so overgrown.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: It is so I shave it like once a year.
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  Speaker 5: I know it's a big day, like that's outer after
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: so I don't get any fucking warts. No, what is it?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: I was dozing off to sleep the other day and
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: I just came to the realization that you have a
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: massive bush that like if you fell off of Like
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: my wrong thing about this dozing off to sleep, it
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  Speaker 5: helps me go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, you had this fucking like air bag of a bush,
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  Speaker 1: like if you got in a car accident, you'd be protected.
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  Speaker 5: Cinch his belts down just to tamp it closer. Some
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  Speaker 5: of it goes over and some of it goes under
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  Speaker 5: the belt. This is true what you're saying. I have
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  Speaker 5: to pull my underwear up really high and it looks
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  Speaker 5: like a bulge just to compress it. Like it looks
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  Speaker 5: like Bob ross.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: His hair razor weed impeding on the of the neighbor.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: It's mad that you don't tend your garden but doesn't
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: know you passed away six years ago, right, Like they
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: should be just helping you out.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: Your neighbors should be coming over and trimming your bush
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  Speaker 7: like you're a paraplegian.
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  Speaker 5: You've got bou Radley's fucking backyard.
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  Speaker 4: Under there, Yes, sir, I don't know Boo Radley because
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  Speaker 4: he didn't go to college Red Books.
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  Speaker 5: Was he in the Battle of the Bulge? O Boo Radley?
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  Speaker 5: All right, well we can end this. We've been going
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be the game with Dave tonight.
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  Speaker 5: Come by some say hi, I pay your respect.
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  Speaker 7: Come by to half court or to the courtside, and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not gonna let you do, but you can
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  Speaker 5: a suicide by cop. If you try and go say
• 1:20:08
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• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: be shot in the head. Mike the security guard is
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: going to he's been kitching for some action. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: Actually, it's gonna be me and Dave in the wild,
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  Speaker 1: which means that if there's an assassination attempt, the onus
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to dive in front of a fucking
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