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Viola Fimchiniko | Son of a Boy Dad #222 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: I am Francis, that's Ron. What is up?
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  Speaker 7: Everybody?
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  Speaker 3: We are not joined today by Harry lil sas Squatch Settle,
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  Speaker 3: who is unfortunately attending a very sad funeral today.
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  Speaker 7: He's mourning his comedy career.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, loser, deep burn, let's rip in him because he's
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  Speaker 3: not here to defend himself. I can't defend himself.
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  Speaker 7: Fucking goofy bastard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he he has very good reasons for not
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  Speaker 3: being here, so we we Yet, we hope he's okay
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  Speaker 3: and that everyone uh is taking the time, they need
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  Speaker 3: to to grieve.
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  Speaker 7: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: An additional note is that Roan was saying the lead
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  Speaker 3: part for pop punk the musical in back to Back.
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  Speaker 7: The lead part definitely makes it seem like it's a role.
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  Speaker 3: In Back to Back.
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  Speaker 7: I played Jean Valjean in pop punk.
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  Speaker 3: Dude. I listened to musicals the whole drive home from
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  Speaker 3: the Hudson Valley yesterday.
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  Speaker 7: Did you sing along?
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  Speaker 3: I certainly did. And I didn't just sing along, I
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  Speaker 3: did the faces.
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  Speaker 7: What do you mean what musical? Did you listen to it?
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  Speaker 3: Well? I started with a bunch of Disney ones and
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  Speaker 3: then I moved into sound of Music.
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  Speaker 7: Sound of Music is a timeless classic.
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  Speaker 3: It's unbelievable. Hi, Honah Hill was a lonely go to
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  Speaker 3: Clay lay or lay.
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  Speaker 7: That's one of the uh. I think that's one of
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  Speaker 7: my least favorite songs from it though.
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  Speaker 3: It is my least favorite song. And I knew that
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  Speaker 3: because I knew the least words.
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  Speaker 7: What the fuck is that song? Even in there, they
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  Speaker 7: just needed a yodling song to kind of satisfy the
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  Speaker 7: Austrian countryside.
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  Speaker 3: Maria is struggling to find ways to entertain the children,
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  Speaker 3: and they're putting on a puppet show, and I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it is another one that is supposed to sing to
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  Speaker 3: the heartbeat of Austria.
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  Speaker 7: They're jamming too many musicals, too many songs and musicals
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  Speaker 7: these days for those days, I guess that's a foregone era.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I heard is that Christopher Plumber
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  Speaker 3: and Lisel had some some bad behavior going on on
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  Speaker 3: the on the set.
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  Speaker 7: Was Christopher Plumber? Who is he?
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  Speaker 3: Captain Trap?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: What, by the way, if you go back and look
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  Speaker 3: at him in that movie, he might be the most
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  Speaker 3: handsome man ever to live. But she's sixteen, well going
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  Speaker 3: on seventeen though.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but what does that mean? You can't be sixteen
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  Speaker 7: going on eighteen.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how old she was when she was
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  Speaker 3: in the film. Could you possibly owen for do a
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  Speaker 3: quick check and see the actresses age that played Lesol
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  Speaker 3: it's l I E. S L I believe beautiful name.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but what what the hell? She was philandering with
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  Speaker 7: the fucking captain vall Trap.
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  Speaker 3: You could see it in her. She was full of
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  Speaker 3: mischief in that eye of hers. No Charmion Carr.
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  Speaker 7: It's good a birthday in the year it came out,
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  Speaker 7: because I mean that would really make the Nazis mad.
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  Speaker 7: Born forty two, came.
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  Speaker 3: Out twenty three years old. That's totally fine. Four, that's
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  Speaker 3: within the age of reason. So, uh he's steaming mad Nazis.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember you could tell you could tell something.
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  Speaker 3: There's that great moment when they're saying goodbye to the
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  Speaker 3: whole party, Yes, and.
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  Speaker 7: They open mouth kiss. I remember that now. I remember
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  Speaker 7: that he fucking dirty dancing lifts her by her crotch
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  Speaker 7: over the fucking von Trapp family mansion.
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  Speaker 3: She says, I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: and he goes no. And there's a little bit there.
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  Speaker 7: There's something there are the flirtatious How did you hear that?
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  Speaker 7: How did you find that? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: So someone was telling me that that that was the
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  Speaker 3: rumor my grandfather, I believe, went on a date with
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  Speaker 3: the real youngest von Trapp.
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  Speaker 7: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: I think I have that right or something like that.
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  Speaker 7: And I heard that they like they tried to smoke
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  Speaker 7: weed and play piano together.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, she's been smoking that Austrian Alps swede and
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  Speaker 3: she had a high tolerance. And my grandfather was just
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  Speaker 3: trying to be you know, in the moment.
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  Speaker 7: They just kind of hug goodbye, and there was nothing
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  Speaker 7: became of it.
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  Speaker 3: She was out of sleep. She'd already escaped the Nazis
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  Speaker 3: by hiking over the Alps.
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  Speaker 7: It was Nicky Glazer von Trapp. Everyone remembers it. Well,
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  Speaker 7: a timely story. Damn, that's fucking good lore. Yeah, good lor,
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  Speaker 7: you have a good Von Trapp lore.
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  Speaker 3: I think the ages, I think that was the story
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  Speaker 3: was that my grandfather had once gone on a date
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  Speaker 3: with the real youngest vawn trap girl, the one who
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  Speaker 3: goes the sun has gone too bad and so much.
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  Speaker 7: I and performatively tries to sleep on the steps.
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  Speaker 3: She does goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, and then they all respond
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  Speaker 3: good bye, and then one.
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  Speaker 7: Of them hits like a glass shattering note.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, uh, that's Julie Andrews singing in the high
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  Speaker 3: Sea in Do Raymi, which again we've talked about this right.
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  Speaker 3: My issue with hate hate.
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  Speaker 7: To fa fax one and law la, I hate laws lazy.
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  Speaker 3: Well, what did they say about law in the song?
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  Speaker 7: Do you remember a note to follow?
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  Speaker 3: So what the fuck is that?
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  Speaker 7: That doesn't make any sense?
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  Speaker 3: About the Spanish for the would be fucking great?
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  Speaker 7: Would that would have played, so she hits high Seed
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  Speaker 7: multiple songs.
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  Speaker 3: In Raimi is the one where I think she sings
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  Speaker 3: the high Sea. I don't think she does it in
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  Speaker 3: that goodbye song.
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  Speaker 7: I thought that there was like or maybe it's one
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  Speaker 7: of the boys that does it. Isn't there one?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I can't even hit it right now. It's one of
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  Speaker 7: the fucking boys. And that's why they had to get
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  Speaker 7: out of Germany because one of the young von Trapps
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  Speaker 7: was gay as well. He like twinkles out on his
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  Speaker 7: toes and hurries out of there. But you know who
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  Speaker 7: was probably pissed about the leasel and Papa von Trapp
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  Speaker 7: romance is Julie Andrews. I would want Why wouldn't she
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  Speaker 7: be fucking steaming mad about that?
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  Speaker 3: That's that is a total total foreign in the on
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  Speaker 3: screen romance.
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  Speaker 7: But that makes so much more sense. Why would he
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  Speaker 7: want that cobwebbed nun pussy when he have his own
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  Speaker 7: sixteen year old.
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  Speaker 3: Daughter's underneath her bonnet. She did have curlers in her hair.
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  Speaker 7: Oh I forgot.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing hornier than a rebellious nun, one that constantly
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  Speaker 3: escapes the abbey.
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  Speaker 7: In that time, yeah, because she was probably forced to
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  Speaker 7: nun at gunpoints. Right, There's no way she'd pine for
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  Speaker 7: the abbey.
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  Speaker 3: If I learned anything from that viral Mia Khalifa adult
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  Speaker 3: film scene where she's wearing Arab Muslim garb under the table,
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  Speaker 3: it's that repressed religious women are the freakiest in the sheets.
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  Speaker 7: Of course they have to be.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 7: And even though doesn't Maria Maria Khalifa, how do you
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  Speaker 7: solve a problem like me A Khalif? How do you
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  Speaker 7: catch her head and hold it down?
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  Speaker 3: Only thirteen scenes, yet she's still the goal?
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  Speaker 7: Hold what was longer Maria Khalifa's film career as an
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  Speaker 7: adult actress or the Beatles entire catalog front to back,
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  Speaker 7: because they might be the exact same amount of minutes,
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  Speaker 7: they might line up entirely perfectly.
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  Speaker 3: You can try, by the way, Yeah, you, by the way,
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  Speaker 3: me A Khalifa, I'm sure I don't understand what's going
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  Speaker 3: on with her.
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  Speaker 7: I think she's just as real. She's like been the
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  Speaker 7: only person to put the toruthpaste back in the tube,
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  Speaker 7: and she has regressed to softcore porn, and I think
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  Speaker 7: that she doesn't have to get dick in v anymore.
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  Speaker 7: I think she can just maybe she's.
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  Speaker 3: On OnlyFans, oh, I see.
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  Speaker 7: I think she could just kind of like show her
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  Speaker 7: boobs and get paid directly instead of what does she
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  Speaker 7: make like one hundred dollars for her entire porno career?
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  Speaker 3: Probably not much. I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like there's like an economist article on it
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  Speaker 7: or something.
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  Speaker 3: Come a voice against porn.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she went back to Arab as well. No, no,
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  Speaker 7: she's born again Arab right, born again. They just sewed
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  Speaker 7: her Hymen shut. We're having fun without SaaS well.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't know about these things.
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  Speaker 7: He has no idea.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have a a Hymen reproduction facility in Call
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  Speaker 3: of Duty game maps. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: The closest thing to Hymen is his half Jewish side.
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  Speaker 7: His grandfather was named Hymen, isn't it isn't Hymen Roth
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  Speaker 7: one of the characters.
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  Speaker 3: In the Godfather That sounds right.
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  Speaker 7: He was like the guy in Miami that the one
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  Speaker 7: that or.
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  Speaker 3: Cuba or maybe Cuba and Godfather too, god.
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  Speaker 7: Father too, Yeah, Hymen Roth, which is also.
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  Speaker 3: I've only seen Godfather Too once.
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  Speaker 7: Oh god, it's so fucking good, and it's also, uh,
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  Speaker 7: you don't it's one of those you don't pick up everything.
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  Speaker 3: It's the scenes of de Niro stalking the guy through
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  Speaker 3: the streets of little Italy, I think in New York.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and he's like climbing over it.
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  Speaker 3: Stalking him. That I remember very vividly.
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  Speaker 7: And his neighbors like, I have a gun. Take it
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  Speaker 7: the gun. I just fucking killed someone.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, I wanted to ask you something.
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  Speaker 7: Talk to me brother. Uh.
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  Speaker 3: It occurred to me to ask this question, why is
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  Speaker 3: mutually consensual incest so maligned? Why is it so uh taboo?
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  Speaker 7: I think it's because of the uh pro creative nastiness
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  Speaker 7: that comes of it.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly right. And I did some research. Not for
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  Speaker 3: my own sake. I know it's wrong. I'm not into it.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone I'm related to is taken.
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  Speaker 7: No von Trapp business. Until you have kids, everyone's taken.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not. I'm not trying to wreck my own homes.
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  Speaker 3: But but I think that the I think that the
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  Speaker 3: the myth, I'm gonna call it a myth. I think
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  Speaker 3: that the myth of incests being such a direct leader
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  Speaker 3: to cognitive and developmental disorders is overblown. And I think
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  Speaker 3: it was concocted by the deep State to dissuade people
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  Speaker 3: from hooking up with theirs. Y, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Who they're smoking hot ass cousins. Yeah, I heard that
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  Speaker 7: it raises infant mortality by.
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  Speaker 3: One, so like that's a high number. Wow.
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  Speaker 7: And then it lowers the IQ points of the baby
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  Speaker 7: by ten to fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Just automatically.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think automatically. Also in the grand scheme of things,
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  Speaker 7: your family smart enough, you guys could chunk off fifteen, right.
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  Speaker 3: We could. We're right, we can. We have some afford,
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  Speaker 3: we can afford to get pregnant with each other. But
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  Speaker 3: here's my question, Like, here, here's the thing I think.
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  Speaker 3: I read that. I read that, uh yes, with a
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  Speaker 3: with a direct sibling, it's it's not great. But first cousins,
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  Speaker 3: the risk is the same as anyone out there.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, what I read.
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  Speaker 3: I also read, show.
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  Speaker 7: Me the pictures of these cousins you're talking about if.
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  Speaker 3: You if you google, I said, they're already taken, you know,
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  Speaker 3: ten years ago. I did. I did read a lot
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  Speaker 3: when you google, why isn't so bad?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 3: Bro? All other responses are people on Reddit being like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: why is it so bad? And it's people that are
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  Speaker 3: like really trying to convince themselves that it's okay.
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  Speaker 7: Because the people who are googling that are already trying
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  Speaker 7: to figure out like, yeah, they're looking for a loophole.
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  Speaker 3: Are my herpies really going to turn me into a
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  Speaker 3: social priet? No, everybody's got herpees, but people are.
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  Speaker 7: If you're trying to get to the bottom of it,
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  Speaker 7: like especially the wording that you had, why is it
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  Speaker 7: so bad? Yeah that you know what I mean, They're
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  Speaker 7: going to give you a generous answer.
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  Speaker 3: I also think I googled is it true that incest
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  Speaker 3: really increases the risk of developmental or disorders or something
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  Speaker 3: like that.
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: I think you just get the Habsburg jaw. I think
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  Speaker 7: that's the only thing that happens guaranteed to happen.
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  Speaker 3: Remind me what that is.
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  Speaker 7: That's like the lower.
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  Speaker 3: Faces like, oh, like an overbite.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a jolly dog. It's like a fat underbite.
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  Speaker 7: I think I need to show you a picture just
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  Speaker 7: so I feel like that's the only way to uh.
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  Speaker 3: In The Halburgs were the family dynasty that was known
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  Speaker 3: for inbreeding? Is that what something like? They? I believe
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  Speaker 3: so they earned the name.
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  Speaker 7: The Habsburg royal family in medieval Europe. It's this distinct
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  Speaker 7: distinct jaw. So I think there's a couple of things
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  Speaker 7: that happened.
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  Speaker 3: I think people don't look great.
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  Speaker 7: Halfsburg jaw happens. I also think that it weren't a
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  Speaker 7: lot of the Russians, uh, Like the late eighteenth century
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  Speaker 7: Russians were pretty inbred, and they had what's that disease
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: where you like, if you like get a small cut,
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  Speaker 7: you can't your blood doesn't clot.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that's right, you get it.
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  Speaker 7: I think maybe you become more hemophiliacs.
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  Speaker 3: There was a Russian sun in that whole dynasty of Tsars.
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  Speaker 7: Who had that, yes exactly, and that he.
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  Speaker 3: Was overseen by resputant. I believe, yes, right exactly, that Nicholas.
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  Speaker 7: I think that. I think that sounds right.
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  Speaker 3: It might have been sorry Nicholas or Peter Peter the
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  Speaker 3: Great or something.
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  Speaker 7: Well, getting into Anna Karnina territory, Yeah, which they tried
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  Speaker 7: to help us with and make us into a Disney movie.
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  Speaker 3: But which was what that was?
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  Speaker 7: I think Anna Krinnana was a Disney movie?
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  Speaker 3: And what was that called? Was that called?
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  Speaker 7: I thought it was just Anna Karnina?
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  Speaker 3: What was wasn't there one?
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  Speaker 7: There was Anna Corinnina? Sounds like how like Snoop Dogg
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  Speaker 7: would say it. Yeah yeah, yeah, yea yeah, Corinina.
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  Speaker 3: You would turn that into something liking these intros that
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  Speaker 3: you're giving to NBA players on their podcast.
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  Speaker 7: The fun.
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  Speaker 3: Does it take you a while?
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  Speaker 7: Uh? Not as long as you'd think. I don't know
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  Speaker 7: how long you think.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Actually, I would think of a little little bit of time.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: I think it takes about twenty minutes.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Oh that's not bad. You do a nice job with it.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: It comes, it comes pretty quickly. Takes longer if I
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: try to memorize it. I just gave up trying to
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: memorize it. But Anna Karnanana would would have been a
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: better would have been more memorable of a story if
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: they turned it into a musical, if they were a
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: Disney musical instead of just like a Disney feature film
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: like fucking fible Goes West or thee whatever the rats
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: were that went to fucking Australia or whatever. You know
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: what I'm talking about. I don't know that the rescuers
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: down under.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, those were great, but.
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: They didn't sing songs. And now we know every fucking
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: idea of Pocahonta's life we do because there was fucking
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: songs about it.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: But weren't a lot of the facts from Pocahontas inaccurate.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: I think that might be true. Did she wind up
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: married or she didn't marry.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: He was already married, she was already married to some other,
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: to a Native American guy, potentially even a chief. Really, Yeah,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: I don't think that that romance was real. I think
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: she facilitated communication and trade with him and with them,
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: But I don't know that there was this beautiful romance.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: But I think she wound up getting married to someone
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: in the story, but not who thought it was not
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: Maybe not John Smith or some shit like that. Even
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: as a little boy, John Smith was pretty like hot
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: and devil make care, he sure was. He's like, oh God,
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: out of worse scrapes in this one.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: And that's also, by the way, the type of name
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: that you would expect Pocahontas to tell her dad when
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: she wants to shield him from getting beaten up.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: By her dad. John Smith.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: What's his name? John Smith? He's John Smith.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: Maybe it wasn't like a basic name.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Guy looks it up in the phone book. There's forty
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: five john Smith's here.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: We're going to have to scalp all of them. You
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: forced my hand, Pocontis. There's nothing we can do. Now,
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: that's a good Indian. You do Indian, well, it'd be better.
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: My voice is like shit right now. But that Indian
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: was one of them.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: And I don't think it's cultural appropriation because we took
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: all of their stuff.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's one of the It's almost a celebration.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: H that's right. Want us to do that, bringing it
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: back even more.
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: They want us to do Red voice.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I read a book read Voice did. I read a
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: book that was actually pretty interesting about it was about
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: It was Michael Pollan's book about hallucinogens caffeine, something like
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: this is Your Mind on I think this is your
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Mind on plants because I think he also wrote This
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: is Your Mind on Drugs or something. But he's a
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: pretty good author. And he had a big chapter about
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: the peote which comes from the cactus, and it was
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: the sacred medicine for the ritual that they, the Indians
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: would do, and then everyone got excited about trying it themselves,
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: which over farmed, you know, over plundered the paote plant,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: and then it became harder for them to find it. Also,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: they were the ones that went to the Supreme Court.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: And said that it's a religious thing for us, and
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: you can't.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: You need to let us smoke our peyote, and I
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: think maybe eat it. Fuck. I can't remember much of this,
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: but in the Supreme Court I think ruled in their
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: favorite as a protection of their religious rights.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: That's badass.
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: It was cool.
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: Why were you reading this book? Was it because you
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: were interested in getting going down this rabbit hole yourself?
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: I heard him as a guest on Dax's Shepherd's podcast,
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: and I thought it was interesting. And then I read
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: the book and it was word for word everything that
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: he said on the podcast. Damn, the most redundant exercise
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: I've had in a long time.
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: That's so annoying.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: It was tough.
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: Dude, will just regurgitate everything on the podcast.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess if it's a densely theoretical book, it's
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: very hard to say, Like, I'm not going to tell
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: you the answer to that question. Why don't you go
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: get the book?
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah? And Dax Shepherd gets gets listeners. He has ears.
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: You can't believe it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: You're not get He's huge, isn't he one of the biggest.
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: Yes, he's one of the big He's like top ten
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: across the board.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: He's pretty cool, although he's always reminding people that he
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: doesn't drink, which you know, we get it, like somebody
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: we know.
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: I don't miss him. I don't miss him at all.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Good riddance, let's have a drink.
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: So did Dak Shepherd get his whole start on Punks?
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I think that's right. But he was an actor. I
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: remember seeing him in like Up a Creek or Up
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: a Paddle or something like that. He was in a
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: movie with what was it, Idiocracy? Oh, people loved that.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I never saw that.
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: It's very good.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: I remember seeing him in a movie with Seth Green
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: called up a Creek or up a Paddle or Lost
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: without a Paddle, Lost without a Paddle, Okay, And he
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: was doing smacking and stuff like that. And I think
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: he had done all other things.
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: He was a really good actor. On Punked, you trick
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: the hell out of people.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: You forget that they needed to act in order to
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: do that show, Like perfectly, you would have been good
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: on that show. I could see you writing for that
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: show as well.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: It'd be fun prank shows. It was like an it
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: was like an early prank show. Where it was before
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: it was completely saturated. Right now, prank shows are just
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: dudes like going to the hood and like trying to
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: like pants a fucking do with a gun on him
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: and just being like, it's a prank, it's a prank,
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: as they get shot to death in the middle of
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: the street.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I saw one of those recently and a guy sort
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: of reached out to touch another dude's girlfriend's ears on
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: it escalator.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: And the guy starts beating the shit out of him
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: kind of.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: But then that guy backs off so quickly.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: Because he's like, it's a prank, dude, it's a prank.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: It's a prank. He's like, I don't give a fuck
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: if it's a prank.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Then because then the guy heard like trying to
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: get him away, was like oh sorry, He's like oh,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: He's like, what difference does it make?
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: Oh, you just fucked my girlfriend in front of me, Like, oh,
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: it was a prank. I didn't realize.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Allow me to picture penis back and I can see
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: it's so hard and there's still some residue. It should
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: slide into no problem.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: I'll just scrub your tip off there for you. Brother.
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: I'm so sorry about that. I didn't realize it was
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: a prank. Forget, that's so insane. I saw that exact
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: same clip and I was struck the same way. Yeah,
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: it doesn't fucking matter if it's a prank. You just
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: grab some girl's hand, you can't do it against their
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: will or whatever.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: He was reaching for her face is what I remember.
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: Yea, yeah, yeah, he like touched her ear or something
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: like that.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Do you wonder if maybe that was staged?
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: No, they're not that good of actors. Hmm, I don't think.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I don't starting to lose faith in everything.
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: If Shepherd or Valderamo was there, was Valderama one of
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: the other ones. Wilmer Wasn't he one of the other actors? Unpunked?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Is it Wilmer?
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be villain with Aldonamo. He's German. He played
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: one of the He played the Nazi going on seventeen.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: That was Fritz.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Fritz.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: That song. If you listen to the lyrics of that song,
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: now he's like, I am seventeen going on eighteen, all
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: all take care hair of you, and then her response
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: is all depend on you. Yikes, I know nothing. I'm
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: a dumb little cunt. Please help me out in this world.
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: She literally says, I know that I'm naie naive.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: It's like total lyon prepared are you to face the
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: world of men?
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Take this drink, don't mind what I'm swirling in. You're like,
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: it is delicious, man.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: But when when she does the duet of Adolweis with
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: her dad, that's pretty moving.
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: That's pretty nice, yes, exactly, and then calim Then John
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: Candy's like, I used to work at this joint in
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: the early sixties. I got a way out the back.
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: Does fucking uh does the Blues Brothers end the same way?
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: The Blues Brothers has the same ending as the sound
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: of music?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: It does? It does?
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: It's literal like Nazis chasing after them as they sneak
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: out of the back of a fucking concert that they're throwing.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: They can't start their car because two nuns have removed
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: the spark. Plus how they knew the parts necessary to
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: take out of the car, we'll never know.
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: Wait, does it also uh? Sister Act have that same ending?
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: The nuns are taking Nuns are like putting Nazis into
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: fucking closets or some ship like that so they can
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: all perform their final act.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: You could argue that sister act is Blues Brothers meets
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: the Sound of Music. Yeah, which, by the way, that
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: exercise Goldberg.
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: Imagine how pissed the Nazis would be at her fucking Goldoby.
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: Whoopee again, we're looking for Whoopy Goldberg. Check onto the floors.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Off, that's an edge.
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: We're going to shoot.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. How much funny are the pot is without task?
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: I know, I really think?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: What other what other musical said you listen to on
• 27:02
  Speaker 7: your drive down?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Which Disney ones that you said you listened to some
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: Disney ones?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I listened to We listened to Beauty and the
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Beast ooh, which is one of my favorites. There's that
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: great song. It's so good, the Mob song with Gaston.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Gaston is the best villain in all the Disney movies
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: in my opinion.
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: Yes, because well he was like they were ahead of
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: their time, just hating on like the burly white Man
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: forgetting too much pussy. Yeah right now. That guy couldn't
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: even get cast on like Survivor.
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: It was like, you know what I mean, he's too
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: he's too much the bad guy, the guy you root against.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: But Gaston Also, interestingly, is I think the only Disney
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: lead who is a bass as a singer. Oh there,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: all the rest are all those tenors, so I can
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: sing along as I can't sing the high parts.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Oh really wait, so what was his? What's there? Because
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: I'm confusing it with the Pocahontas song where they're like savages,
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: savages barely even human and that's like a fucking Torches song.
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: What's the one in Pocahontas? Through through the woods, darkness
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: and the shadows. It's a nightmare, but it's one exciting ride.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: They say a prayer than with there at the drobberty
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: of a castle and there's something truly terrible inside.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: Yes, that one I would end. Honestly, I kind of
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: get why the townspeople were so fucking pissed off. Yeah,
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: that there's like a teacup and a fucking candlestick having
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: a back and all just having an orgy with a
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: cabinet in a fucking castle or whatever. That's an abomination,
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: that's ungodly. If you're in a small French town, they
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: don't even have the fucking Internet, and like you just
• 28:52
  Speaker 7: have like a fucking bookstore and a.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Crapery there's no ice. You're telling me there's no ice
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: within fifty miles in it. You have a fucking dresser
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: that will come out and.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: It doesn't make any sense to me, and that they're
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: all just having sex in front of chip the small cup,
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: the tiny the poor little fucking tea cup.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: They were doing some hanky panky in this.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: There was there definitely was or well, you know, the
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: two hornies were the candlestick and the feather duster. The
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: feather duster was clearly a prostitute.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I don't remember what it whirled into once the spell
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: was lifted.
• 29:27
  Speaker 7: The lumiere is the French pervert. Yeah, the feather duster
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: is like and he's always just like dipping her in
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: like peppy lapu, kissing her.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: Like yeah yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right,
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: and she goes uh. He's like invaders.
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that was a good way to learn some French.
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: But I don't feel I mean, I just get why
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: I guessed on what didn't want his beloved Yeah, to
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: be trying to protect by a literal animal. No, he's
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: literally protecting against bet reality. How is he supposed to
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: know that there's a spell with a fucking Rose Rose
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: petals falling.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think they did know. I don't think they knew.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: And isn't it Belle's father who warns them all?
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the dude who's on like the U, doesn't he
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: he's like an inventor, isn't he?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: He is? And he pretty damn good one too well.
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: He's severely autistic.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, back then, I don't think you know, they.
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: Didn't have the classification. I mean, Bell was too possible
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: just reading the same book over and over again, I
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: could she doesn't discover that it's him to chapter three.
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: Fucking this bitch knows the book front and back.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: There's another part he says. He says, so it's time
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: to take some action. Boys, it's time to follow me.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: And then he galvanizes the whole town.
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: That's a leader, Yes, that's in front of the pack dog. Yeah,
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: he doesn't sweat the small stuff.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: He also, I mean, he's the most like David Goggins
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: character in all of Disney. What I was a lad.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I ate four dozen eggs every morning. Helped me get large.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: I carried the boats.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: He shoots birds out of the air. He's a down
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: the line Rogan guest.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: And he's out. He's like Steve Ranella. Yeah, he's just
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: as like an alpha hunch for himself as like fucking
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: good forms.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: I could see Rogan being like, look, I understand that
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: a lot of what he says and does is a
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: little non traditional, but he does make some good points.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: When I was a boy, I took zero vaccines? What what?
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: And were there any others or was it just those ones?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: The Laddin was great? Yes, a bunch of Aladdin.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: Aladdin's incredible.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Laden's really good. There's why up, that's it's it's Everything
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Robin Williams does in that movie is gone. My favorite
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: part is when he's when they conjured the whole parade
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: to introduce Prince Aly to Jasmine.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: Yes, and uh.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Robin Williams is playing fifty different characters in that movie
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: in that scene, and at one point, the chorus goes,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: he's got seven G five golden camels, and Robin Williams goes,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: don't they look lovely? Ji a peacocks, He's got fifty
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: three fabulous Harry, I love it.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: Others he's doing his bird cage character. Yes, I wonder
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: which came out the bird cage or which came out
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: first Aladdin or The Bird Cage.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: I would imagine La Cajo Fall of the Bird Cage
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: because that was eighties I think, and Aladdin was probably
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: in the nineties.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: Oh and you mind mind checking which came out first.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: We need to get these facts straight.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of this is important because, like, dude,
• 33:17
  Speaker 7: they watch The Bird Cage and be like, oh my god,
• 33:20
  Speaker 7: he's our genie.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Let's recreate these characters.
• 33:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Walks, I just got your genie.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Oh god, I was way off. Mine was before that.
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: Laden was first, so they saw him in his campy
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: gay character. That's amazing, and then they fucking put him
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: in there.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Did you watch the Ron Williams document documentary The Story
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: the biography biopic thing, not a biopic, it was a documentary.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: I'm not sure. I don't know if I watched. I
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: know I watched Bourdaines. I don't know if I watched Williams.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: This was on HBO.
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: Was it fantastic, Yeah, it's fantastic.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: It's very sad, but he was just like a generational talent.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: They didn't like would say that he stole jokes.
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's literally what I was about to get into.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Or someone punched him at like the fucking Comedy Store
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: or something like that for stealing jokes.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I think you're thinking of Rogan Mencilla, right, because that happened.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: They didn't punch it.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I don't know if they punched, but
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure Robin Williams, I think there's like a
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: famous old comic punched him. Yeah, but it was pretty magical.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: I mean I remember I got like, I got three
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: stand up albums when I was like maybe ten years old.
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: I got that Robin Williams one maybe like it's like
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: Live in New York or something like that.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: That's probably one of the.
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: Met that the met. I got Seinfeld, Yeah, I have
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: Classic Seinfeld and then uh Steve Martin, Let's get Small.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have that one too.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: Those are all those, yes, Like those are ones you
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: listened to over and over again and fucking memorize them,
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: and three very different comedy styles.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Very true.
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like I didn't even know what the fuck Robin
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: Williams was talking about. But it's like the Genie character
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: where she's just like bouncing around. He's like and and
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: Paparatti's at the improv in the back, going like oh
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: and there on the boat. They're like, hey, let's have
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: an under my tie, and it's just like, what the
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: fuck are you saying?
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Bro, I couldn't follow it. I can't follow it either.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: But and it was never his stand up that really
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: blew me away. It was but I loved that he
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: did it. They say that that show at the met
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: he'd been touring for a while, that that night where
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: he recorded that special, thirty percent of the material had
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: never been said before.
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: That's so insane, Yeah, because it just spouted out.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: It.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Matt Rife before Matt Rife.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know originals, the original Matt. He was the
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: original crowd worker. Yeah, and yes, what's your name? Yes,
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: he was fucking incredible. Steve Martin. I even remember at
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: the time Steve Martin was less my cup of tea
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: than the other two.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Well, Steve Martin was so good feet And that was
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: again that that would have been well before I think
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Robin Williams and Seinfeld.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: It was I think it was called Let's get small
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: or something, and it was about that's what getting used
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: to call getting high, used to be getting small. He
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: was talking about like getting small and climbing into.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Vacuum or something like that.
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, crawling into the front of a vacuum or something.
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: I love that, which I guess is funny. But I
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: think I listened to the Seinfeld and Robin Williams much
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: more frequently.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: The Seinfeld had the McDonald's bit and why are they
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: still counting forty billion? Eighty billion? Man? Okay, I'll have
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: a hamber.
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: And then yeah, or the airplane the first class, and
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: I remember him talking. He was like, yeah, going into
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: first class, and they give you a look like if
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: you work a little harder, you'd be able to sit
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: up here. As if it wasn't like nineteen ninety eight
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: and he wasn't a literal billionaire. I found out later
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: on on like The Fabulous Life of Jerry Sineld that
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: he literally had heavy on water come through his shower.
• 37:06
  Speaker 9: Really Fabulous Life of Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld is so
• 37:15
  Speaker 9: rich that his apartment can fit fifteen billion Cadbury eggs.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: But that.
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: And that's not all.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Didn't that album come out before the show? Why did
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I think that that album preceded the show? I could
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: be totally wrong. The show. He made the show, and
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: I think when he was in his late twenties or something,
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: That makes sense, or he made the show from like
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: ninety two to ninety eight or some shit like that. Yeah,
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: I could have like May totally ninety nine or something
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: like ten years.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: We used to listen to that Seinfeld album in the
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: car on car drives with the family. You sing along, Well,
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: we we just listened to it over and over, and
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: we used to drive everywhere. Yeah, we would just go.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: We would drive to Florida from Maine.
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: We used to drive a lot too. Why why was that?
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: Why do we all used to drive so damn much more?
• 38:07
  Speaker 7: Is it because kids are harder? Or is it because
• 38:10
  Speaker 7: air travel was worse? There's fewer flights.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I think marshaling your family in the
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: car was easier than getting everyone to the air.
• 38:21
  Speaker 7: But there was no fucking iPads. There's no back seat rest. Shit,
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: you had to rewind a cassette tape for half the ride.
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: We'd listen to eb White, Charlotte's Web, The Trumpet of
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: the Swan, the Cherries. My parents would endure young young
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: adult novels while we as a family listened to them
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: over and over.
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: That's insane.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: And then we transitioned to you know, listening to Lance
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Armstrong's It's Not About the Bike or you know John
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Crack Hours Into Thin Air.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: I think I got a CD of it was called
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: and the Crowd Goes wild.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: I had that and it was like the Great sports calls.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: They had great sports calls.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: It was a book and the CD came in the
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: back of the book.
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Like, try to make my sister listen to that,
• 39:07
  Speaker 7: and like, no, I want to listen to Britney Spears.
• 39:12
  Speaker 7: But I never let her listen to Britney Spears. And
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: she never grew up to be a slut.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: Damn. That's good to know.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: She avoided being a slut entirely because we were putting
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: on fucking Kirk Gibson's home run calls. And then look
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: at all these these other sluts who never fucking got
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: to hear Mike Ruzioni's fucking nineteen eighty fucking down. Yeah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: and she was exciting. She was super exciting.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: What uh, what's been going on in your life?
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: Dude? I was. I went to so I finally went
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: to Laser Wolf last night.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: Oh I've heard good things? Was that sushi?
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: It's uh it is ISRAELI Oh, I'm way off. It
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: was fucking incredible though. But then I was I was,
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: I was going out, I was driving home and I
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: it was like rainy last night in Brooklyn. There's crazy
• 40:07
  Speaker 7: rain storms, but that made for a beautiful sunset driving home.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: And see the double rainbow double there was a double.
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: No way, I'll really, I didn't realize that I only
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: saw a single on Uh, I only saw a single
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: on Marty and Rio's Instagram stories. Oh really, which is
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: where I get most of my rainbow news. Oh gosh,
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: that in the Olympics. Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I was
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: driving past.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: I said to Marty really quick, go ahead, I go, dude,
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: are you guys in London? Like every weekend? Because there
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: was just a string of posts that I saw where
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: I think it was they were, but they were in London,
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: and I saw his posts from London and hers, and
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: then it was his birthday shortly thereafter, and the first
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: post from that was a post of them from London.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: But I didn't read all that context, so I just
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: thought they had gone back to London, moved to London.
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: It's crazy the air travel, because when we were growing up,
• 41:05
  Speaker 7: we used to have to drive to London and we
• 41:07
  Speaker 7: would fucking be driving underwater listening to fucking a cassette
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: of the Little Mermaid. Let us see it's like, oh yeah, exactly,
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: that's where we are.
• 41:22
  Speaker 10: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
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• 41:49
  Speaker 7: What's going on there, pal, We saw you in the
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: hockey game Mark, So I know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I got a drink named after me. Think Whitney, That's
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: what I thought.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: See it fellas I invent did the thing you pigeoned
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: Pink Whitney for legendary moments. I overheard something I'm trying
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: to remember the name over a guy. This this is.
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: I had to I had to record it because a
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: guy was like, I just overheard of just like one
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: slice of a conversation and I'll just hear a slice
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: of the conversation and I'll be like, what has led
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: up to their lives at this point? And it was
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: a guy being like to somebody else on walking down
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: the street in Williamsburg and he was like, Yeah, her
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: name is Viola Chinico. It's like the hottest name that's
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: ever existed. And I was like, what the fuck are
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: you talking about? That name sucks, dick, Viola fim.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: Chinico sounds like a female bodybuiller.
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's preposterous. It sounds like Pinocchio's creator.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: A woman who meddles at the CrossFit game.
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: Viola Chico. That ain't a hot name. No, you're fucking
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: blinded by the light, dude, Chinico.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Hell no, dude, that woman has moles on her back,
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: the long.
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: Hair coming out of her rickage. Viola Chinnico. She needs
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: some heavy on in her shower because the water in
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: New York is so hard that it's making her skin
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: break out. Dude, Viola f Chinico. It pissed me off
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: on the car ride that this guy, this stranger in
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: this two second Slice of Life conversation, was fucking waxing
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: poetic about how hot Viola Chinico's name was. Maybe, I mean,
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: maybe we're doxing her and maybe she's fucking hot in
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: real life. But that ain't a hot name.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Dude, No, no it's not.
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: And uh viola fico viola viola hot either, dude.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: That's the least hottest string instrument to.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Be named after. It is not good. What is the
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: difference between a viola and a violin?
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: I think one is big?
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: Is that right? Violins are big?
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: I thought a viola was like a big.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: As viola is bigger, small, bigger than a violin.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah that sounds right, Yeah it could be. But cello
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: a nicer name.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: We're just throwing a lot of stuff out there we're
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: not certain of. But that's okay, it's fine, that's that's normal.
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: I went on Billy's podcast.
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: That's all we did, well, okay.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Is the one that the Bears would have chosen?
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: The middle bear?
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: The middle Bear is just right.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they would have loved the Three Little Bears would
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: have loved violas chinico.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I think I think the cello is the instrument that
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: you can most make love to.
• 44:30
  Speaker 7: It is sexually as hell.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: I just mean as I meant metaphorically. I guess if
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: you're actually talking about the instrument that it is most
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: receptive to intercourse trumpet or something.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: Are you saying it's shapely like the.
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: I think that playing the cello you can really pour
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: your soul into it. You can. If it's very evocative,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: you can you can tell people how you're feeling based
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: on how you play the cello.
• 44:59
  Speaker 7: When I went to the Philharmonic, it was almost a
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: competition amongst the string section to who could be more
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: into it, who could swoon the most and represent their
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: fucking musical And it was like Asian music, so it
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: was like kind of vibe. It was very But dude,
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: I do just do that. Sometimes I'll overhear someone saying
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: something and the sentence will be so preposterous that I
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: have to record it in my phone, like one of
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: the other very recent ones that I have in my
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: notes app. I went to a restaurant called Ingas, which incredible.
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: As we were leaving Ingas, overheard two gay dudes talking
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: to each other walking down the street and they said,
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: whoever designed that bathroom needs their ass eaten. The candle
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: smelled incredible. Whoever designed the bathroom needs their ass eaten.
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: The candle smelled incredible. It's such a preposterous sentence to
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: overhear in fucking New York, they need their ass eating.
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: That's such a fucking that's such a high praise fucking
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: of I guess sexuality, and it tells you so much
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: about the person. It's like the greatest act of love. Yeah,
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: that they could like a grandmother cooking a fucking delicious,
• 46:39
  Speaker 7: hearty dinner. That's their act of love. This gay bird
• 46:43
  Speaker 7: walking down the street in fucking Brooklyn Heights. Their greatest
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: show of love is eating someone's ass. Because the decor
• 46:51
  Speaker 7: was so good, it was a preposterous sentence has just
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: lived in the fucking corner of my brain like viola
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: fim chinico. I just can't fucking escape that shit. It's
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: truly so you ask, what's been going on with me? Yeah, Yeah,
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: that's what's been going on with me. I just been
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: listening to two second snippets of strangers conversations and extrapolating
• 47:13
  Speaker 7: a life story that keeps me up at night.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: This is what we this is where we build from though.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: These are the kernels that grow into beautiful fields of
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: corn fields of corn, speaking of which I was driving
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: by some cornfields.
• 47:30
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, upstate, Yeah, New York.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: Corn Ever, since uh Interstellar came out. Yes, I have
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: had the strong desire to turn off the road and
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: drive through a field of corn, just mowing it down.
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: Is there any downside? A scarecrow?
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Perhaps? What a farmer is going to run onto his
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: porch with a twelve gauge and somehow hit me in
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: a Tesla Model three? Not a chance. That said, I
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: don't think the Tesla is very low to the ground
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: and there's very little suspension you feel just about every
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: bump in the road. I don't know how level cornfields are.
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: They had to be very level, you think, because if
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: a tractor goes over them, don't they have to be
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: able to evenly till a.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Few I think you're right about that, But also you'd
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: also think that each stalk of corn is the same height,
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: for if some grew higher, they would then shade the rest,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: which makes me think that they're all it's planted on
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: levelish ground.
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: I think it has to be pretty level. I think
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: that one of the things you have to worry about
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: is migrants. But at the same time, Tesla has enough
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: technology where it will it will probably stop itself where
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: it about to.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Mow a mind right, I'd get that beeping noise that
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: I sometimes hear when I'm about to hit a child. Yes,
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: and that's because children and migrants are the same height.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: Now, the Tesla trucks are I think, built to mow
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: down migrants.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: They are. They are with as little damage to you
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: as possible.
• 49:08
  Speaker 7: Right, Oh, yeah, you would be safe.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: So as soon as you it. Actually, it's a new
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: feature I've heard with the cyber truck is that when
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: you hit a migrant, it actually automatically prints the illegal
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: papers that show that that person.
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: Is not They tested it in the Rio is Here.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: On unexpired visa.
• 49:25
  Speaker 7: They would go sub terranean in the Rio Grand and
• 49:27
  Speaker 7: just print out.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Fucking instead of calling on Star calls.
• 49:30
  Speaker 7: Ice, don't worry about this one. This one off your hands.
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: Truly hilarious. I saw a video yesterday saying, so the
• 49:47
  Speaker 7: front of the cyber truck is a trunk A fronk?
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 49:51
  Speaker 7: Is it a fronk? I would think so, Bless you Jesus.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: It Uh, I have a frunk on my Tesla.
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I wonder if all Tesla's have frunks. But a
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: woman was like a woman was doing a video and
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: she was basically like, but Tesla's frunk can take off
• 50:11
  Speaker 7: your finger, and she put a carrot in the side
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: of the fronk, closed it and the carrot just snapped off,
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: which troubling.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: It's not great troubling. I've been seeing this, the cyber
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: truck everywhere. I've been seeing it as a promotional tool
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: for a lot of businesses. Yes, it seems that so
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: many businesses, as some kind of a joke or ironic twist,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: went out purchased them and then slapped a bunch of
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: decals on them and painted them in different colors.
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: And like the type of person who buys it is
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: so obvious that whatever business is advertising, it's almost like
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: anti advertisement. If you're advertising on a cyber truck, there
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: is zero point zero percent chance that I will patronize
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: your business. Right The type of person these like a
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: mid level marketer, pyramid schemer, like putting a fucking bumblebee,
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: or like cheatah rap on a fucking cyber truck acting
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: like I'm gonna come to your fucking business because of
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: that zero point zero percent chance.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Reminds me of the ads I used to see on
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: when I would watch WWF before it was WWE.
• 51:18
  Speaker 7: When you used to watch the World Wildlife Foundation.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: That's right. Which, by the way, how on earth did
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: they win that copyright suit? Yeah, that trademark battle.
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: They should have settled it in the fucking ring like
• 51:32
  Speaker 7: pandas against Triple.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: H is beat out, Yeah, Stone Cold that's crazy and
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Vince McMahon. But uh, the ads were always for I
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: remember very well. It was Stacker two, which is a
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: fat burning supplement.
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and then Lugs the boots.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: They were like, you have boots.
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: And twelve dollars boots.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: That were preceded Ugs. Yes, but we're much the same name.
• 51:59
  Speaker 7: Those were in battle Rap A big dispoint. Those aren't tims,
• 52:05
  Speaker 7: those are lugs. People will be No, they're not. Fuck
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: you who lugs a terrible a terrible boot.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: I've been watching your battle Rap clips.
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: I trying to put them online because it's free engagement.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: It's so good.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: And there's also like hundreds of hours of them online
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: that I just have never put up anywhere.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: That's insane.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: I need to I need to continue to dump that
• 52:28
  Speaker 7: shit out.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: I like the one about the guy who smoked a lot.
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: And that was I met that guy the summer before
• 52:35
  Speaker 7: and he truly was like he's a Filipino man, and
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: he flew over. They flew these guys over from the Philippines,
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: like three or four battle rappers, and the summer before
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: he was literally like curled up on a window sill
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: in a fucking Toronto hotel like chain smoking, about twenty
• 52:51
  Speaker 7: five battle rappers in the room, just like Chug Bears.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: He was just like kind of silently like a mirror
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: cat in the window, smoking smoking stick. So I found
• 52:59
  Speaker 7: one small fact about him and just extrapolated it into
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: it's great. Wow, that's a double extrapolation on this podcast. Rare,
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: very rare.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: What what year was that?
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: That was probably twenty I was thin at that time.
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: I was depressed at that time. I think I weigh
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: one hundred and forty seven pounds what at that time?
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Why you truly were down?
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah? Or I was just like what am I doing with?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: I was like, what the fuck am I doing? I'm
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: so poor, I have no fucking I'm just like doing
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: a couple battle raps a year and just doing a
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: thing that a lot of young artists do that trying
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: to convince myself and other people that I'm actually making moves.
• 53:47
  Speaker 7: At the end of the year making a social media
• 53:49
  Speaker 7: post like listing what I did during the year to
• 53:52
  Speaker 7: try and convince myself and other people that I've been
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: experiencing some kind of growth. Meanwhile, I was down to
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: like a size twenty eight. Ways, Jesus, it's not growth, brother,
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: it's the opposite of.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: That's kind of cool, though I've never been in the
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: twos on my waist size.
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: It was nasty work.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: That's good. I want to get there, bro.
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: Your thighs are too naturally big, brother.
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we can. We can. We can just not
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: eat for a while and get those.
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: It doesn't work, dude, I fucking I was doing twenty
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: two hour intermittent fast all like last week or whatever.
• 54:25
  Speaker 7: Shit doesn't work. I mean, I guess just doing it
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: for really four day straight doesn't. That won't won't get
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: it done.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Why.
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: It's because you're comfortable, brother.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I don't have the pod because I ate a package
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: of new Telesticks and some mini Oreos right before and
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: now I'm crashing. And this happens every single time, is
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: the sugar crash. Every time we do the podcast, it
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: always follows it exactly the right amount of time after
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: I've eaten my treats to cause me to uh bought
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: a flat line on my energy?
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: Is that internal clock?
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: Uh, it's okay. You're allowed to fucking have treats. I
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: haven't eaten a fucking morsel to because I'm trying to
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: get that back down of that twenty eight ways you're
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: doing this fasting thing, I'm fucking trying to dude.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: I'm doing the cold plunging.
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: Oh how amazing it is.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I love it. I can't get enough.
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: Did you see they're doing it on the act And
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: then they're like they're just like dying like ten seconds
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: in and I just fucking sat back and villain last, like.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: I have no problem with it none. Now mine's only
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: like thirty six or thirty seven, So if I had
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: one that makes the ice, it might be worse. But
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: I get in and with twenty seconds I'm completely fine death.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I toes herd a little bit, but I don't mind
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: about that. I think I'd be fine without toes. I
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: don't know what I need them for.
• 55:47
  Speaker 7: Are they Aren't they decent for balance?
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Are they do they do any balancing? When I'm barefoot?
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: I fell off that boat and I thought my toes
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: were gripping. I thought I was using my toes like
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: a gorilla to hold onto the boat, and I fell
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: off the boat and everyone mocked me for that.
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe evolution will rid us of
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: our toes.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: I just don't see the point. I don't know what
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: they're for.
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the interbreeding gives you the Habsburg toe. I got
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: a nasty Habsburg toe, going.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: The web toe. I originally weren't they just they were.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: I mean gorillas used their feet like hands.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: And so I mean it would make evolutionary sense that
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: our ship is getting smaller and less handlike, and then
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: maybe we'll just nub out in this.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: I wonder what the ideal shape from an evolutionary standpoint
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: a foot would be.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: And do like runners have better or like longer toes?
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: Can they propel themselves with the toes their whip because
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: I've seen lebronze toes.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: His toes are like, oh, I've seen them too.
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: It's like a deck of cards, like stacked midway against Yeah,
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: it is. It is. If you were based on it
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: off of your toes alone, the man would have never
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: been and would have never made the NBA would have
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: been executed.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: By the way. I got an email from my building,
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: the manager, and it was one that he wrote specifically
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: to me, and he said that marijuana odors had emanated
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: from an apartment near me and they were going to investigate,
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: and they were reminding us of army, let's find the
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: guy smoking policy. Well, here's the thing. They started on
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: Saturday night, and I wasn't home, so it wasn't me.
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: And now I'm thinking that there's a cover, so I
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: might as well start smoking in my apartment. Yeah, or
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: because I've been afraid to and and I have, I
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: said you could check the security tapes I wasn't home,
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: or I should.
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: Go over on a time you're not there and like
• 57:54
  Speaker 7: blow some weed out in the hallway and fucking run
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: away and then we start the investigation or some shit
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: like that.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, how's the way that we can like frame it,
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: get the attention on somebody else, right, and then kind
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: of circle back around.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: I feel like, if I'm gonna be if something, if
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be assumed to have been the culprit,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: then I might as well.
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: Do the crime.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: Do the crime. I've always kind of believed that.
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: What an insane policy in fucking twenty twenty four in
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: New York City, like they saw weed, like damn near
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: downstairs at your building.
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: I know it's just the I think it's the smoking thing.
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: Who gives a fuck. Doesn't even make it smell worse,
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: it doesn't. They smell delicious.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: But there's a lot of kids in my building, So
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: I got up. I gotta make sure.
• 58:43
  Speaker 7: You're saying those kids aren't on the fucking dope.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: If I know them as well as I think I do.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: These New York kids, New York, these dangerous, badass.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: New York kids, they all like the sativas.
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: They get sturdy and fucking get smoked sativas. That's what
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: they fucking do. Listen to Pop Smoke, Chip and fucking
• 59:00
  Speaker 7: lie those what these young children are doing these days?
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: What? What's the latest in the world of you know,
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: the stuff that you and Hairball are into.
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: This is a perfect chance for us to never talk
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: about fishing. This is a perfect episode of No.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about fishing. I'm talking about
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: you just named Pop Smoke.
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: He's dead. He's dead as hell.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: He died.
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, where does he go? Four years ago?
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Is that where sass is He's at?
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: That guy you know he's at the memorial service for
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: Pop Smoke Pop Smoke. We're done. This is a great
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: this is a great podcast.
• 59:38
  Speaker 3: We are.
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we're done.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Wow, look at that. Okay this Yeah, that's great.
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: It was a blast. Hairball will be back later this week.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: I'm flying to LA tomorrow morning before a bunch of interviews,
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: and then I'm flying back tomorrow night and I'll be
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: in on Wednesday.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: What a what a soldier. Thank you for your second.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 7: We had such a good weekend with pop punk sold
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: out shows. We have two more shows on this tour,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: DC and Philadelphia at the end of this month. Be
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: part of something special. Come to these shows. It's gonna
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: be so fucking fun. If the Philly show doesn't sell out,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: I am doing an ancient Japanese suicide ritual on stage.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Damn. Then it'll just be me and Hairball podcasting. Nobody
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: wants that. Uh you can see though. Speaking of me
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: and Hairball, me and the Little Sas Squatch will be
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: at Cleveland in a week. No, We're yeah, we're coming.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: It's coming right up. That's a week. A week from
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: now is Thursday, Friday Saturday at Hilarities. You can get
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: tickets for that at punch Up Dot Live. Slash Francis
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Elis links in my Instagram bio come to Cleveland to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: see us.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: Amazing. That's gonna be great. Thanks for listening and shout
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: out to a little sass respect during your funeral and
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: sad time. I love you guys, You guys. See you
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: guys later this week.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: M