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Fruit Fancy: Sovereign Citizens, GoldenEye 007 Remaster & Rey Retcon · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I am proud to be in Australian at the moment a lot of the YouTube channels I'm
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  watching are saying Australians no hand to handle soft sets yeah m is messing
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  around and talking to people for 20 minutes no we just breaking into their
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  cars how to handle what hey I'm traveling not driving get the [ __ ] out
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  of the car break window you're arrested it's
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  done I get it Luke's so in with them now he's got a he's got a funny little pet
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  name for him slang welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple
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  nerdgasm your guide to All Things
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  nerdy so so I've been following them for many years you have been and I've I've
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  withheld following this up until recently and and of course it was
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  because there was a couple of sofits up in Queensland I think or Northern New
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  South Wales one C Harbor there's been there's been a sort of lot of
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  them and and they they were filming the cop that pulled them over and of course
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  he pulled them over because they were just refusing to display license plates
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  cuz they didn't think they had to so they weren't actually breaking any
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  additional laws other than just being a smartass on on purpose knowing they'd
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  get pulled over for it um and then when he said uh show us your license they
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  said we don't have to and he said you do have to and they they said we're not
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  citizens of this country and he said I don't care even non citizens have to
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  comply with the laws uh that's an argument I've always loved they bring in
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  a lot of them were they citizens of
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  nowhere they're not citizens there they in there's free man of the land
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  indigenous of the land yeah there's few things that say but yeah some people
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  have legally changed their name to free man I've noticed that M I think Ryan
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  Reynolds did that I did a that's right I did a we'll talk more about him later to
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  to finish the story the cop then asked them to open the door and they said no
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  so he literally pulled the window out of their car with his hands just the funny
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  thing even about that stop cuz I remember this one is they were saying
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  like why you stopping the reason why they were also stopped is she had
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  warrants and was being arrested for that it wasn't just a traffic stop but for
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  them to go we've done nothing wrong you have warrants but isn't the whole point
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  of these people that they misinterpret American laws yeah so that's the other
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  thing right no it doesn't you're absolutely austral absolutely right so that's the
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  thing and also I did a deep deep dive on this the other night until about 1 in
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  the morning where I finally decided no they're just wrong because you shouldn't
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  you shouldn't this will make you angry with all conspiracy theorists and Fringe
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  theorists and I lump these guys in with those there's always a point where I go
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  okay well where is this coming from like where is this strange idea coming from
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  cuz there's no smoke without fire right so the 911 consp iracy theorist I don't
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  agree with you but I I can understand why there's a lot of weird evidence and
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  don't get me started on JFK right I mean yeah JFK and that are kind of like the
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  least of the weird because I guess you go oh all right I guess if you if you
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  want to be weird about it you couldn't but as you said Matt and as Luke
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  explained to us in the past they've
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  misunderstood one line in an old law book that talks about well there's a
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  couple of lines there this whole traveling not driving thing there's the
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  unobstructed travel across state lines which again doesn't apply in Australia
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  completely different laws to Americans you can't just go on YouTube and assume
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  that anything that you hear from a YouTuber applies to us as well um what
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  but also there's there's a line something about being employed within the vehicle right
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  employing a vehicle yeah so they think a driver means someone who's employed in
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  Commerce yeah so the word emplo tax driver truck driver you you could if if you to
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  unscrew uh I don't know anything a screw you could employ a screwdriver or if you
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  didn't have one you could employ a butter knife doesn't mean you're paying
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  that doesn't mean you're engaging in Commerce with that butter knife right so
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  that's where the word comes from that's where the misunderstanding is and then
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  you've got all these people and I watched luk you must have seen these and
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  I'm sure I've watched the same ones that you've seen just people that will just
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  stand there and these videos go for 30 40 minutes just arguing sometimes very
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  politely with the police just saying I don't respect your Authority and the
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  police saying you don't have to but no you you have to do what I [ __ ] say
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  right and that's why yeah that's why I love like the Australian ones it's like
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  a very short conversation like are you going to do it yes
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  no that here because they do
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  have they can do less here like for example like if I get pulled over I
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  don't have to to say anything I don't have to do anything sure it's probably
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  going to be a problem for me if I don't you know there are there are a couple
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  things you have to do yeah I got to hand over my license and registration that I
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  don't have to put the window all the way down I've seen videos about that it's
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  like just [ __ ] do it just do it like you're turning like especially if you've
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  done absolutely nothing wrong 30 seconds out of your day I'm I'm a I'm a white
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  guy who it's a whole different kettle of fish in other C they're all white a lot
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  of The Sovereign citizens the on that are doing these I'm saying is like in
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  certain circumstances if you were you know a minority or something maybe you
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  wouldn't feel safe I completely understand that doesn't apply to me
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  though like here whole other story though Matt whole other story yeah yeah
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  yeah yeah exactly so yeah and but again if I was in Australia it doesn't work
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  like that you just have to do what the cops hold on but not in America as well
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  these people are saying I'm not an American citizen now they are but that's
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  beside the point they're saying I'm not an American citizen I'm a citizen only to
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  myself but if I'm a French citizen or a Pakistani citizen or anywhere else and I
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  go to America I have to apply to the American laws surely thing don't
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  understand they don't get that they just don't understand I don't consent now the
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  thing is I was thinking about how this could potentially apply in Australia and
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  I remember somebody telling me once I think it was Carl I'm sure he won't mind
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  us saying his name who was a cop right and he still works as a police prosecut
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  but I think he was saying that there are some technical laws that you just
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  wouldn't ever get arrested on that are just leftovers from bygone days like for
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  example oh yeah you need to walk down the if you're driving at night you need
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  someone walk in front of right exactly right so I could have read that and I
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  could have been like [ __ ] you I'm going to walk down the M4 with a [ __ ] torch
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  in front of my car and I dare you to [ __ ] come and arrest me for it like but why would
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  like what do I gain from that and I don't understand what these people gain
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  from it because not only you will get arrested you are resisting arrest as
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  well and you're just going to make it worse I just to make a point that you're
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  incorrect I don't understand no a lot of unfortunately a lot of these people
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  believe it and there a lot of the misinformation around lower social
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  economical areas and it's actually and this is why I've said before like to me
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  people should be considering this a type of sop because the people who are
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  falling into this are getting themselves arrested getting themselves into more
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  debt and it's just you're not you're actually forcing yourself down more than
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  trying to lift yourself up yeah it's you just blew my [ __ ] mind
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  Luke it's like that um I'm not saying it is a sop but that's you could see it
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  that way the thing with conspiracy theories where it's like it's it it
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  feels good to think you've got some secret knowledge that no one else knows
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  and is that what it is is that is that is that the I mean I've heard that
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  that's a thing where it's like like I know something nobody else knows and I'm
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  special I'm not just some average idiot I'm special I know something that that
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  these idiots don't know that's you know like there's a lot of getting one over
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  on the there's a lot of it going around I think it's fine with stuff that
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  doesn't hurt like people going out and saying like Flat Earth or stuff like
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  that it doesn't really hurt but when you start getting to this where it's you're
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  getting arrested and getting fir it's getting Danger that's why Sovereign
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  citizens declared terrorists domestic terrorists yeah well same with some of
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  the pandemic stuff that was going on to varying to varying degrees but I think
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  it's all much of a muchness is that like no no I'm not going to be one of the
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  sheep I'm going to do my own research by listening to someone else tell me
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  something oh that's what I've always love do your own research oh where do
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  you do that well I listen to this person this person on YouTube podcast you do
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  your own oh he's on the podcast is he is he a virologist no
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  if you think by the way listeners if anyone's listening to this particular
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  podcast for research stop now because we do that or listen to me just listen to
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  Luke I know stuff well only because Luke's hedging his bets he's not going
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  to say anything if he's not sure the and I might accidentally that's right yeah
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  tell you a falsehood yeah something that you can hold us to later yeah yeah we've
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  had to delete the whole episodes of this podcast so that we can avoid lials we've
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  had to pull one down cuz of Luke remind you so he's not blameless he's not
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  blameless we got some legal advice that we should take that one down immediately
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  cuz it's something you said not Dan or right yeah yeah so in conclusion I
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  really did wanted to find a spark of Truth in this but it really isn't it's
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  it's just it's it's people misunderstanding I've SE it's
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  misunder understanding I've seen a lot of I've even watched debates and stuff
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  and what you'll see is people will read one line and go ha m that's what it says
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  it's like no if you that sentence it actually says it all but looking for
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  stuff that suits their narrative my favorite is when they keep saying show
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  me in the American Constitution where it says I can't drive here and it's like
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  clearly it's not going to mention that in the Constitution what it does mention
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  is that the states are allowed to make their own laws yeah just cuz it's not in
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  that document doesn't mean you don't have to do it mate the 10th Amendment
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  what's the 10th that states can make their own laws to make their own laws
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  yeah that's the one they will always skip over that one how the [ __ ] is Luke
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  no I know man cuz I've been researching citizens Ms for years we joke about how
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  Luke's going to become a lawyer but he's going to have to become an American
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  lawyer yeah that's right he doesn't know anything about Australian laws except
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  you have to do what the police say yeah yeah well maybe Matt because most
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  Australians seem to think that the American Laws affect them as well yeah
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  they do I've got the right to free speech you absolutely do not my friend
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  seen some videos where Pals and even Australians have tried to
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  bring up the First Amendment and the cops go what's got to do with he we
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  don't even have a constitution as far as I know wrong country mate wrong country
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  we do we have a constitution I don't know what it is I know Americans we have
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  any amendments Americas I don't know I don't know Australia so I probably
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  should know but I know like America there's no reason for an average person
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  walking down the street to know what the Constitution says like the the these
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  inalienable rights um you know that that Americans feel that
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  they have to continue reassuring each other about are just the normal things
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  that most people just take for granted like don't [ __ ] kill anyone but the
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  thing is that in America you're allowed to carry guns so you have to be very
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  specific about what you can and can't do with that gun I like um
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  you the thing you got the first first um First Amendment Auditors who are there
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  going I'm filming this cuz if we don't use this lose the right to do this
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  they're actually getting laws changed around where about where they can and
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  can't film because they're not the filming police and all that no
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  issue with that but the problem is they insert themselves into situations and go
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  into places and annoy people CU if you get interactions and altercations you
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  get more views yeah yes and in fact there's quite a few
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  of those on the sofit videos that they put on where they're like saying to the
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  cops like I'm fil you and he's like I'm filming you too mate yeah chess Cam and
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  dash cam like we're starting to see a lot of places going you can't come in
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  here and film anymore because you're interfering with people actually just
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  working now cuz you're not just there to film you're there to antagonize well as
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  somebody who used to work in the film and television industry I can tell you
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  that you're not allowed to film everywhere and I've been removed from
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  many many places for filming where I shouldn't ah but were you
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  press no no not in those instances that's a big
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  thing that's that's where cuz yeah right in America it's fre not in America Luke
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  well I I am in America this is confusing
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  yeah I am you're not lot of people walk around yeah a lot of people going into
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  place freedom of the press and I'm I'm filming this for a story I'm working
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  on the story has never over reped I forgot to grab a prime before I came up
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  oh Matt has Prime and I found a place you can get Prime for 10 bucks in
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  Australia yeah see to me that's still quite a lot for a drink that's uh not
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  going to get me buzzed yes I'll tell my $10 a bottle it is ridiculous though $10
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  a bottle for something that's non-alcoholic that is crazy yeah well
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  until I get to it but still yeah until you leave it out the sun till F yeah so
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  have you finished drinking your case of it yet no no I've still got quite a lot
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  of it I can't imagine something you'd reach for too often I be honest I it's
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  grown on me like At first I was like it because I don't like those drinks much
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  anyway cuz I got salty thing going on I said this last week it's a little bit
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  you know a little bit salty a little bit too it just tastes a bit weird to me but
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  yeah it grew on me so I've been I've been having like generally I go down
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  because I have I have Coke Zero down there that I've been drinking and I'll
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  open up and I'll go I'll have a prime instead so it's probably is healthier
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  for you than the coke probably I wouldn't make that
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  assumption yeah I know no I actually do think it's not terribly bad I think it
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  is soft drink I did I watched a video
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  about it by um uh more plates more dates as a YouTuber he's quite Fitness yeah
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  yeah he's good but he did one about Prime in particular because they've been
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  doing ads where Logan Paul Compares it to competitors in like
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  silly ways that that don't actually make sense because it's just it's just
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  marketing but anyway he was talking about how like it's fine it's not a
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  sports drink so don't like if you're comparing it to Gatorade thinking it's a
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  better sports drink it's not but as a you're going to have a little you know
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  nice drink to sip on it's fine something to refresh there's worse things you
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  could drink yeah is that the [Laughter]
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  slogan yeah anyway it tastes all right m Now Matt um you you were about to shoot
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  out a a comment before yeah um you you were about to
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  pull the trigger on a on a scoop on a segue
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  yeah yeah so I I was surprised when I saw this I hadn't heard this and I saw
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  it in the spreadsheet when I pulled this up when we started so can someone
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  explain to me why they are going to complete rust and release it with Alec
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  Baldwin in it in it and everything and I actually didn't realize as well Alec
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  Baldwin is the lead I guess I just assumed because he's kind of older now
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  that he you know probably play the old Mentor character or something but no
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  evidently he's he's the king chicken no with him being the with him being the
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  producer and stuff I knew he'd be to lead sure he still thinks he's a leading man he's not
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  a sit back we talked last week he's being charged with involuntary
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  manslaughter yes so do we know does he have a say in this or is this just
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  something that Studios decided without him cuz don't they need him to finish
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  the movie if they're going to release it and surely as a producer he's got
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  something saying it maybe he's pushing for it as well maybe he's trying to
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  normalize the whole situation I don't understand what he's doing they can't
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  have that scene surely they're going to have to rewrite that scene even if they
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  don't use that shot wild well the thing is they were only blocking it's not like
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  they were even filing the scene they're just going to have to whoever he was
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  shooting at I mean I don't mean oh yeah I mean editorially speaking they're
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  going to have to change the plot so that no one shoots in this movie right um
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  bord will continue to play grandfather Harold rust the director's back Al so
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  he's going to go back and finish IT director pulled the bullet out of her
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  wow yeah the film is still on track to be completed I mean they completed the crow
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  they must have been close they must have been close to finishing or somebody's
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  managed to make a good argument that like oh you know in her honor we should
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  finish the movie or something weird like that maybe which might be true like I
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  guess I never knew this person maybe she would have been like oh I can't believe
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  you didn't finished the movie just cuz I got shot like was that the ghost of her
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  just talking just now yeah in an Australian accent weird finish the [ __ ] movie
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  [ __ ] or it might even be a hey like
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  he's we finish the movie we'll get paid and then you whatever's left over you
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  can have oh could be that too could be that too could be paying off the cuz the
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  family's getting a pay out no matter what they're going to force the family
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  to in a bad way not saying I'm not saying the family's not intitled to
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  something or anything like that but money is going to change hands and this
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  might be their way of getting that money yeah because I I suppose and again
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  we've talked about this before how none of us on this podcast really understand
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  how bankruptcy works but if all these people need payouts and the company that
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  owns the rights of this film declares bankruptcy no one gets paid right so
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  perhaps maybe the judge has said you
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  have to make as much money as you can to pay off these this is It's the attorney
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  saying that this is going to continue so it could be something there but it just
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  seems weird like you got Warner Brothers HBO like canceling everything under the
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  sun yeah and then you got this movie where someone died on set where you're
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  going to charge on through and this is coming out it's not just like like yeah
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  someone someone died but it was also was like headline [ __ ] news yeah like I
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  don't think it was this bigger news when when um Brandon Lee got shot I don't
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  think as it was as big a news like this is like the most high-profile one of
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  these did we really have the internet then though no no no but
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  still like I mean we knew about it we knew about it and there was cly kind of
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  yeah you know added a aura of Mystique to the film almost well also there was a
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  lot of misinformation as well about which scene it was and that did Rumors
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  in theie yeah that's right it wasn't no it wasn't in fact everyone scene where
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  he jumps up on the table and they all Sho that's not that scene no it's not
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  that scene at all I I still say thought that was the scene until you just said
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  then oh really that was the rumor that was that and also cuz there's a bit
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  where he falls down and everyone kind of stands there for a minute and then that
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  and then the rumor was it yeah that that's everyone going what the [ __ ] Brandon you okay
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  buddy no absolutely not it's part of the it was in the script and that was not
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  the scene but yeah that's all we had back then was rooms cuz there was no
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  internet so it was I don't know how we really got our information back then hey
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  speaking of which have good point Alex PR is a skinny now I don't know if
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  anyone follows him on Instagram I I do don't he's he's he's gone on a diet and
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  he's he's lost all that weight he looks fantastic on him yeah has he made a good
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  movie no not since dark city that follow course um he what he has made is a nice
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  little studio in marville he's made one of those uh Mandalorian virtual studios
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  oh nice so that's just a big screen isn't it yeah essentially it's it's it's a an
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  LED version of a rear projection Luke made one of those behind him yeah
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  that's right but then he moved so is it still behind you no I need to move it is
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  that in this corner now the corner yeah mhm we'll come down back here at the
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  moment I have my Disney quote behind me yeah what does it say it says here's
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  some cash Nazis now do away with them
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  Jews the way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing yeah he's
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  talking to Hitler though a qu from Walt Disney oh
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  oh right like yeah it's from it's not from Disney it's from Walt Disney yeah
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  but you say that Luke but a lot of people a lot of people quote stuff all
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  the time and go oh yeah he said that it's like no a character in a film he
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  wrote said that you can't quote a person saying that and did he write it like
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  that thing at um that plaque at Supernova that said with great power
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  comes great responsibility Spider-Man and I was like Spider-Man didn't say
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  that yeah right yeah that was said to Spider-Man that's why he became
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  Spider-Man yeah I mean maybe later on he was like and then someone said to me and
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  then he said it and they're like I'm going to quote you on that yeah quote
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  you on that yeah like in um was it the in the US office when he's always got
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  the quotes behind him where you miss 100% of the shots you don't take Wayne
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  Gretzky Michael Scot yeah he always puts the
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  quote yeah he's now said it yeah yeah it's a stupid joke but it still makes me
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  laugh um before we get off Hitler completely I just um got something that
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  I've got something that relates slightly that we might as well talk about now I'm
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  reading Sid Meers autobiography currently right oh God where's this
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  going go on yep and um it's very good I'm I'm enjoying it very much uh you
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  guys have read um is it masters of Doom prophets of Doom what's the masters of
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  Doom behind me somewhere yeah you know how uh in that it's like just [ __ ]
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  guys staying up all night partying and writing code and pushing the boundaries
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  this is just a guy whose day job it is to go in and code video games it's
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  just it's it's fun because I like him and I love his games but it is there's
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  no drum in this whatsoever he's just he's just coding for a living and uh and
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  there's no late nights there's no Spa parties there's no cold piz tantalizing
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  yeah that's right yeah uh no falling outs and there's no dizzying highs and
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  cripping L see that from him no no but the most interesting part so far was him
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  trying to decide whether or not you could play as Hitler in the first
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  Civ right because seems like he made the correct decision in the end so but they
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  went back and forth and it was only in the last couple of weeks that they cuz
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  they they had Germany and you could play as Hitler and everyone's like I don't
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  know about that that and he's like well you've got to play as the most famous
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  leader of each country that's just what it is across the board and if it's not
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  Hitler people are going to go it's not Hitler it's going to be conspicuously
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  not Hitler so for a while they're just like well you just can't have Germany at
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  all then because like you can't have Hitler so in the end they went with I
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  don't know Alexander II or one of the Old Kings Kaiser Wilhelm or something
• 24:23
  yeah well yeah somebody like that but it made me laugh there's a book
• 24:29
  I have called hackers that's quite good about the story of early like 80s and
• 24:35
  '90s tech people and one of the stories not the movie yeah it's not that not
• 24:40
  that that movie it's a [ __ ] amazing movie by the way it is pretty good I I
• 24:44
  will admit I will admit it's I watch my birthday every year hackers but the
• 24:48
  book's different and but one of them is Ken Williams from um Sierra and if you
• 24:53
  want a runchy video game startup story
• 24:57
  oh yeah yeah yeah story of early Sierra is one of those yeah yeah they really
• 25:03
  did have a hot tub yeah a hot tub just [ __ ] taking LSD and doing shots and
• 25:08
  getting in the hot tub and then everyone passing around Roberto
• 25:12
  Williams yes who that is her in the hot
• 25:16
  tub on the cover of Adventure y yeah so that's pretty pretty which is an awful
• 25:22
  game and it's practically unplayable um but text Adventure it is a text
• 25:27
  Adventure but a lot of the IDE from it actually ended up in the first leure
• 25:30
  Suit Larry years later which is a good game yeah but also fairly now it is it's
• 25:37
  it still makes me laugh yeah same I think the reason why I've got fun
• 25:41
  memories of it is just cuz I used to play that when I was young and it's just
• 25:44
  even just getting past the questions to be able to play G it took so long to
• 25:48
  even start playing it yep he could walk into the street and get run over
• 25:52
  immediately yeah and then if you Tred to take the toilet paper off your shoe no
• 25:56
  you can't do that yet you could get AIDS
• 25:59
  if you banged a prostitute without a condom which I think is a pretty good
• 26:05
  message to be sending back but I also love the whole plot of the game is
• 26:08
  you're supposed to find love and you think that means have sex until you bang
• 26:14
  a [ __ ] and then it fakes like that's the end of the game and then it's like
• 26:18
  wait a minute I'm not in love with her so you got to keep
• 26:24
  looking what a great game Ken Williams did they do a it was Al Jeffy that one
• 26:31
  wasn't it as well oh no Al L Al Jeffy [ __ ] Al Jeffy Al low who's Al Jeffy
• 26:36
  now I got to look up who that is Al Jeffy is a
• 26:41
  cartoonist it's Al L I'm thinking of I think Al was also um softcore Adventure
• 26:47
  right which probably why they could when you look up Al it lists him primarily as
• 26:52
  a musician which all right that's interesting know that uh hm
• 26:59
  um speaking of old games there's some old game become New Again news right
• 27:05
  this has been a rumor that's been hanging around forever but it's finally
• 27:09
  happening well it's happened here I was [ __ ] playing it all night mate if
• 27:14
  you're talking about Golden I well I'm waiting for it for next week Xbox when
• 27:19
  it comes out on the Xbox it's on Game Pass right now isn't it no are you
• 27:24
  kidding me I thought it was I'll check right now no I just heard his Xbox turn
• 27:29
  on how all I know is that I had to sign up for the N his Xbox they've also made
• 27:34
  it so you can't just buy [ __ ] golden eye on the switch but I don't know if we
• 27:37
  said golden eyes on the switch Yeah Yeah gold they've re-released the7 golden ey
• 27:42
  game from the N64 yes with updated Graphics I watched a YouTube video of it
• 27:47
  and I was like that's that's not what it looked like I mean that looks much
• 27:50
  better but I can I can make out what's going on that well here's the thing
• 27:54
  though it's that this is what I remember it looking like
• 27:58
  sure because I remember it looking quite good back in the late
• 28:02
  90s yeah the thing is though the controls are [ __ ] awful because it
• 28:08
  matches the N64 controller and there's no easy way to switch it to Modern
• 28:13
  controller so remember that they had that one joystick that moved both camera
• 28:17
  movement and player movement and the trigger was on the left hand side now
• 28:21
  you can with a fair bit of manual reconfiguring you can get a decent
• 28:26
  config out of this which I have done they that I know sorry I was wrong it is
• 28:30
  available now I'm installing it right now yeah I thought it was I for some
• 28:34
  reason in my head I thought it was next week well I also worried that we'd be a
• 28:37
  day behind because it said 27th and I thought oh that'll be American 27th so
• 28:41
  it'll be 28th 29th here nope but it's also weird own this you can't just get
• 28:46
  the game you have to subscribe to the
• 28:49
  N64 Club on switch or you can just get
• 28:54
  on the Xbox well then you have it I already have it do I yeah I right here
• 28:58
  actually I should have a look I won't do that I'm not Luke I'll wait until after
• 29:02
  the show um it's like 300 Meg inst the
• 29:06
  red switch M the white Switch well these are these are uh
• 29:11
  imported Japanese oh joycons that I got oh hello I like I like the red color
• 29:17
  it's installed it's fine no one noticed anything it's not a big game I
• 29:21
  noticed sorry Luke you're breaking up Luke you're breaking
• 29:26
  up Matt you're breaking up as well so you've been playing it it's good yeah
• 29:30
  yeah once I once I put the controls back on uh it's excellent [ __ ] it is free
• 29:37
  it's not free you pay for it already yeah yeah but but but I wasn't so I had
• 29:43
  to pay for $50 a year I had some points I but you already had Game Pass so oh
• 29:48
  yeah but I'm not going to sit here and play I'm not going to play it I'm not
• 29:51
  going to boot up my Xbox just to play golden eye but I will sit in bed and
• 29:54
  play a bit at night I'll say this though playing gold golden eye for 40 minutes
• 29:59
  made me want to watch golden eye and so after playing it for a bit ipped golden
• 30:03
  eye on still one of probably the top five Bond movies ever I reckon um good
• 30:09
  opening but one of the best openings for sure [ __ ] me the music is
• 30:14
  awful oh really oh awful awful '90s
• 30:19
  techno like oh it's Eric Sarah who who
• 30:24
  I've liked stuff he he also did uh professional
• 30:28
  yeah reuses quite a little bit of Rifts from that actually I tell you one thing
• 30:33
  I'm quite interested to see cuz I remember like the N64 version I could
• 30:37
  play through the entire game on Expert and quite quickly like that first level
• 30:42
  I could finish in like 15 seconds or like maybe not 15 seconds but very
• 30:46
  quickly I wonder if I can still do that cuz it used it was muscle memory I
• 30:50
  reckon you probably can because I put I put Rick dangerous on right which I used
• 30:55
  to play on like the Atari St and I could still get through that first like even
• 31:00
  little bits where you're like falling down that first Shaft and you have to
• 31:03
  kind of lean to the right because otherwise you'll fall on spikes like for
• 31:06
  some reason your fingers remember that remember that the only thing I'm worried
• 31:09
  about is cuz it is that different controller scheme now like that's the thing that's it's
• 31:15
  going to throw me off see I never had the N64 this is a game I only played at
• 31:19
  other people's houses so I don't I don't have that with this I think the one
• 31:24
  thing that is going to be missing from this is playing
• 31:28
  multiplayer well you can this is a lot of people's first first first memory of
• 31:33
  multiplayer well you got to get it on the switch then I probably do is it on
• 31:38
  that family pass thing cuz I do have that Nintendo club membership thing no
• 31:44
  yeah it there's that and then there's like an upgrade to that where you have
• 31:47
  to pay extra to get the N64 games which I forget why I bought that but I do have
• 31:51
  it looking through there's not a lot of other N64 games I would want to play I
• 31:56
  think I think I bought it either before we went to Australia or
• 32:00
  when we were going to Australia because there was something in there that I was
• 32:03
  like I want to play that on the plane and probably didn't because Monkey
• 32:06
  Island came out yeah yeah and I exclusively played that actually you
• 32:10
  know what was a good Nintendo 64 game was Doom 64 that was an excellent
• 32:15
  version of Doom it wasn't a port it was just like its own game yeah well cuz um
• 32:20
  Mario 64 is great but I have that on the 3D Mario yes exactly Mario Kart on 64
• 32:27
  was great OHP out 2096 if they brought that out I'd probably have a go with but then
• 32:32
  again I could play that in my retroid pocket right now
• 32:36
  anyway I start playing a new game today go on yes hypers
• 32:40
  shapes I thought it was going to be a bit like a Geometry Wars mhm okay that's
• 32:45
  what it sounds like but it's it's what it sounds like it's what it looks like
• 32:48
  as well but it's not so you control this little square and you also control this
• 32:53
  little bul that so the square is you if you get hit you die mhm you fire this
• 32:57
  little ball and you got to take out bosses it's actually making me Focus again it's
• 33:01
  weird cuz it's not a hard game when you say bosses what does that mean so like
• 33:07
  each level is sort of like got to out a way beat beat the circle beat the boss
• 33:13
  and each of them have like different abilities and it's yeah as I said it's not hard
• 33:19
  but I need to focus sure cuz if you stop if you don't pay attention for a second
• 33:23
  then you'll die instantly sounds like Elden ring yes no I don't know I'll never play
• 33:29
  that but no this I'm actually enjoying well I'm enjoying ring yeah
• 33:34
  know it's it's weird it's nice to be focusing again yeah yeah I know you mean
• 33:40
  yeah no yeah cuz I'm sitting there playing it and I'm going no I can't
• 33:43
  watch a television show while playing it I have to focus sure finally found a
• 33:48
  game that can hold his attention and it's a game where you play as a square
• 33:53
  fighting against a circle well I think the good thing about
• 33:56
  it is the achievements are AR they're not just play the game finish it like
• 34:01
  the achievements aren't hard but I want them all did you ever play Thomas Was
• 34:07
  Alone sure that's very interesting where you play as a as a square but it's like
• 34:12
  it's taking it's pretending that you
• 34:16
  don't know what a platformer game is by you discover what one is as you play it
• 34:22
  oh I can jump oh I can jump across here oh I can if I need to go up higher I
• 34:27
  have to double jump like it's it's really quite interesting held your hand
• 34:32
  a little bit more cuz it is a very much uh you need to work out how to beat the
• 34:36
  boss Beat the enemy cuz each of them is different every time oh speaking of
• 34:42
  enemies um watching golden eye last night I I realized something it's okay
• 34:47
  to fight the Russians again because in this James Bond murders quite a lot of
• 34:52
  Russian people like just [ __ ] kills them um and we don't like Russia at the
• 34:58
  moment that's right yeah cuz when this came out just after the Cold War we
• 35:01
  still weren't sure about the Russians and then they were a py Wes for a while
• 35:04
  and now we hate them again yeah but I like to think these days where we know
• 35:09
  probably not all the Russians should be
• 35:12
  shot on site no right not all of them no I'm not sure people knew that back in
• 35:18
  the day you know fair enough mind you something else had happens in um you
• 35:22
  know we we always talk about how James Bond is essentially a rapist right yeah
• 35:27
  um in this one he's sexually harassing
• 35:31
  money Penney and money peny says this is sexual harassment she actually says that
• 35:37
  to him and his response is to lean in real close and go and what's the penalty
• 35:42
  for sexual harassment um so you getting
• 35:47
  fired going to jail no unfortunately the jok's on her cuz it was the '90s theen
• 35:53
  that's right well she Undo It All by going you might have to finally come
• 35:56
  through on your Inu and then she gets fired and
• 36:01
  raped I've been watching a TV show this
• 36:04
  week um that I I don't know I I was like eh at first but I'm actually gotten
• 36:10
  super into it it's called Welcome to rexam okay you guys know what that is no that
• 36:16
  is R Reynolds and M yes about them buying a football club I watched the
• 36:22
  first episode of that and it was interesting it's it's super interesting
• 36:26
  is it it's it's reality it's it's not scripted right yeah yeah oh yeah yeah so
• 36:29
  it's about basically yeah like um seems like Rob and his uh one of his one of
• 36:35
  the writers his guy Humphrey who writes for Mythic Quest I think he's a British
• 36:39
  guy and he's super into football and he gets I guess he gets Robb watching it
• 36:42
  and then for some reason Rob finds out or gets into his head that he could buy
• 36:48
  this Welsh football club and they're like bottom of the divisions and yeah
• 36:54
  yeah exactly they're doing terribly and then he goes this beit where he's saying
• 36:58
  he to his wife Caitlyn Olson he's like J can I could get Ryan Reynolds to go in
• 37:02
  on this and she they never met before this that's they only spoken on the
• 37:05
  internet and she's like is this just some weird plan to become friends with
• 37:09
  Ryan Reynolds what is this like well it worked it it did work they're like does
• 37:16
  Ryan Reynolds like soccer he didn't right he gets into it though who do they
• 37:20
  go for or they go for rexam they go for reom now their team yeah so they have to
• 37:25
  turn this team around so it's like yep doing well so this is Ted lasso but the
• 37:29
  reality show they've already gone up a division now I think haven't they so I
• 37:33
  don't know about that we've got I've got one episode to go in the season and they
• 37:37
  haven't I mean nothing's they haven't gone up or or or they're doing
• 37:41
  significantly better uh but yeah it's it's particularly interesting because
• 37:46
  this they buy this club and the club is like you get to learn how much the
• 37:52
  community cuz it's like a kind of a I guess not like low socioeconomic used to
• 37:57
  be like a bustling City like industrial city and now not like a lot of the world
• 38:03
  the bottom fell out a lot of that stuff and so there's just all these people who
• 38:07
  all they have well all they have that sounds condescending but they just love
• 38:10
  this this soccer team like it's it's like so when they're doing terrible the
• 38:15
  town sort of down yeah the whole town just like gathers and becomes you know
• 38:18
  one to support this soccer team and stuff and then so they Ryan Reynolds and
• 38:23
  Rob McAn come in and at first they're like the [ __ ] is this like
• 38:28
  and it's not like they just come and go hey we're buying this and that's done
• 38:30
  it's all like no they have to they had to vote on it so the people who were
• 38:35
  members get to go do we want these guys to come in and take over and it's sort
• 38:38
  of you can sort of they've had other people come in and just run it even
• 38:42
  further into the ground and then you've got these two Hollywood guys from
• 38:46
  America coming in like they basically they interview them and they're like why
• 38:49
  do you want to buy a Welsh football club what the [ __ ] is this what's a t you
• 38:54
  yeah is there an episode where they like have to stream an episode of uh Always
• 39:00
  Sunny for the town to see who there so many jokes where it's like it's Ryan
• 39:04
  Reynolds and that other guy and um so many jokes like that but I think he even
• 39:11
  used oh son do an ad for it didn't he yeah yeah yeah yeah they do this yeah
• 39:17
  then they're doing Tik toks together and stuff like that but yeah that's some
• 39:21
  good funny stuff like they become good friends and there's some funny bits too
• 39:23
  like there's actually it got called out later but there's a bit where the team
• 39:27
  scores a goal at a game there and then Caitlyn Olson stands up to give Rob a
• 39:31
  hug and Rob looks at her turns around and hugs Ryan Reynolds and they're going
• 39:36
  yeah yeah and then I know it's good they they're funny together um well they're
• 39:40
  both funny guys and I CU I don't strangely cuz my family always was into
• 39:45
  football cuz you know Pals and whatnot and my brother played but I never cared
• 39:48
  about it but this is it is interesting like I guess well I guess they point out
• 39:52
  sh the actual of soccer isn't interesting well they're only showing you the good
• 39:58
  but the whole that you can literally get promoted up through
• 40:03
  divisions like you get kicked out of the Premier League basically and that's what
• 40:07
  happened to the reom I think they were up Premier League at one point and then
• 40:10
  now they just got kicked all the way down to the bottom and they don't get
• 40:13
  any money lose all the money they don't get anything the their main sponsor
• 40:17
  that's why it's just so funny watch it the main sponsor at the start is like
• 40:20
  some tractor company or trailer company that's a local company and then you know
• 40:25
  Rob and Ryan buy it and then it's like [ __ ] Tik Tok is the sponsor they just
• 40:29
  have all this money and it's like all right but yeah I I do do agree it's not
• 40:35
  making the sport interesting to me man I remember one year I was like everyone
• 40:39
  was talking about the World Cup I'm like [ __ ] it I'm going to watch the World Cup
• 40:42
  and I watched and there was this game and it went for like 2 hours and at the
• 40:45
  end of that 2 hours the score was 1 n
• 40:48
  one goal scored in 2 hours why and that would have been a good game the thing
• 40:54
  they say in this and it's probably true right these guys are now heavily
• 40:58
  invested in the success of this club and when you only get like when when it's
• 41:03
  one n right and you have a lot of close calls I can see how that might be fairly
• 41:09
  heart rcing like you know like they go They're going to get a goal and all the
• 41:12
  goal he saved it and then like yeah sure it's not a high-scoring game but like
• 41:15
  those close calls probably pretty exciting if you give a [ __ ] yeah you
• 41:19
  know about but you have to watch close calls aren't happening every minute
• 41:23
  though and that's my problem yeah but I might finish watching re all right yeah
• 41:28
  yeah it's really funny like even if you don't like the sport they're funny and
• 41:32
  you know I mean I I'm a big Rob melin fan so I think's I'm a big Ryan Reynold
• 41:37
  fan yeah oh well who am I going to I
• 41:39
  mean I I suppose I like um K watch her yeah she's not in it very
• 41:46
  much I watch something as well I watched something this week I listen to last
• 41:51
  week's show um oh dance back by the way I'm back oh uh listen listen last week's
• 41:57
  show great show guys um I did hear both of you trying to convince yourselves to
• 42:03
  watch The Last of Us weren't really sure both of you said you thought it sounded
• 42:08
  good it people are saying it's good it wasn't successful I haven't watched it
• 42:12
  um well I watched it so you don't have to H all right and oh and I don't have
• 42:18
  to so all right F it's fine fine I guess I watched I think it's
• 42:23
  something if you've played the game it's probably good to see sort of a life
• 42:27
  but without that connection man I tell you if you've
• 42:31
  watched uh for zombies not zombies have you seen 28 days lat tripping over
• 42:36
  themselves to they are zombies they are 100% zombies in this and they Fung
• 42:42
  fungus zombies yep yep it's like they it's like they went into 28 Days Later
• 42:49
  and took the zombies from that which are also not zombies so I'm doing the quotes
• 42:53
  and you put them in this um and the scenario was also a little bit like Dawn
• 42:57
  of the Dead and uh it was a little bit like the first season of The Walking
• 43:03
  Dead um then you've seen this and this doesn't do anything better or worse than
• 43:07
  those yeah it's just the same it's just another if what you were doing is
• 43:11
  sitting around going I've literally watched every zombie movie and I want
• 43:15
  exactly that again but instead of just re-watching something I just want
• 43:18
  somebody else doing the exact same thing
• 43:21
  then that's what this is if so what I've heard about the games is there's good
• 43:28
  character stuff in it maybe which yeah yeah I have no idea I guess that's what
• 43:33
  I've heard in this there's smart mouthing teenage girl who does like
• 43:37
  gives people the middle finger and stuff and oh really I if you think that's good
• 43:42
  characterization then maybe you'd like this EV it is like basically it's
• 43:48
  following the game it's not like they're doing with other television shows where
• 43:51
  they change the story this is what you're seeing is the game I'll tell you
• 43:55
  there's another show that's got a teenage girl who gives people the finger
• 43:58
  and that's uh Wednesday I gave that a look to is the girl in The Last of Us as
• 44:02
  hot as Jenna Orga I think she's a they're trying to be aggressively
• 44:08
  unattractive with this with this kid I think I think their whole moral of this
• 44:12
  is so the opposite of Wednesday you shouldn't find any kids attract where
• 44:15
  they just Wednesday they were just like it's one of the most attractive people
• 44:18
  and make a show with them which I think is fair cuz she us meant to be like 14
• 44:22
  or something she's a young girl
• 44:27
  Wednesday or this girl both I suppose yes no but they're both just children um
• 44:33
  I watched a bit of Wednesday because H's watching it and it was on and I'm pretty
• 44:37
  sure Wednesday is supposed to be 18 putting that out she's in high school
• 44:40
  isn't she yeah I think I think they mentioned it at one point by the way
• 44:45
  she's legal let me check my notes um yeah it was cute I'm not going
• 44:51
  to watch it though I don't I honest to God I just can't I can't watch shows
• 44:55
  about people in their teenss and early 20s anymore I just I find them
• 45:01
  insufferable even when there's Tim Burton and monsters well here's the
• 45:04
  thing and this is this is a very good Tim Burton effort I think I think it's
• 45:10
  probably his best in years I think you said the same thing it's also I mean
• 45:14
  it's got all the requisite Tim Burton tropes but also it's actually a little
• 45:17
  bit more real world than I was expecting which goes actually back to the old Tim
• 45:22
  Burton where the weird characters were all Tim bertony but there were a lot of
• 45:27
  normies as well sure you know like in in Edward sissor hands a lot of people are
• 45:30
  just stock standard people and he's the only goth right um this is kind of the
• 45:37
  same I mean it's a little bit inconsistent you know like it's like a a
• 45:42
  school for weirdos and she's supposed to like weirdos except she's the weirdo
• 45:46
  there and she's the weirdest of the weirdos except she's not a literal
• 45:52
  monster like some of them no um she pretends to Hate Everything thing but
• 45:57
  she goes out of a way to help everyone and save the school I I find it a little
• 46:00
  bit tonally inconsistent in that way she very much uh I know they make the joke
• 46:05
  this is a on the nose thing to say these days but she's a Mary Sue like the
• 46:09
  definition of a Mary Sue for sure she's just the best at all the things that
• 46:12
  need to be done she'll do it better so yeah I also I found it I mean I know
• 46:18
  that her character is supposed to be like yeah little misg grumpy but I just
• 46:23
  I find they lean into her just having something smart asked to say every
• 46:28
  single line just a little bit too much well she's not meant to be dis grumpy
• 46:33
  she's meant to be dis interested I think oh well I mean she
• 46:38
  certainly she's still the same she still does CPS back every single time isn't someone who
• 46:44
  time yeah sometimes I just wanted to talk to someone she's always smarter
• 46:49
  than the person she's always you know quicker and more sarcastic knows a
• 46:52
  little little more about what's going on oh yeah yeah well she get some stuff
• 46:58
  wrong I guess but but not um so yeah a good effort but not interested and I
• 47:04
  I'll say that about both uh so you watch the last of us over Wednesday though
• 47:10
  yeah well you watch the rest of it how many it out the two are out the rest of
• 47:14
  the rest of it two are out and I watched one of the two I'm not going to watch
• 47:17
  more okay oh you're not no probably not okay M I still haven't finished Witcher
• 47:24
  like I've got other stuff to watch before I watched this yeah I sort of
• 47:27
  dropped off The Witcher as well I'm not going to watch wi why we
• 47:33
  just thr K don't we or he already season three Yeah well yeah I'll watch it while
• 47:40
  we're just throwing out stuff to just not watch um you can cross the faan's
• 47:45
  off your list uh guys really um [ __ ] me this movie was bad this was bad this is
• 47:51
  Steven Spielberg wasn't on my list making a movie about himself and here's
• 47:56
  the thing there's this kind of Mythology about Spielberg this kind of how he was
• 48:01
  this wonderkind who was always into movies and then you know kind of and and
• 48:07
  if this movie was him going well there's another side to that story um here's
• 48:11
  what really happened then maybe I'd be interested but it's not it's him going
• 48:14
  it's all true I was amazing and uh yeah and it's just him being the best and
• 48:20
  everyone's going You've Really Got Something Stephen like it's it's it's
• 48:25
  so it's just so on the nose um it's interesting to see him make the little
• 48:30
  films which is about 15 20 minutes total out of the 3 hours that this movie is um
• 48:35
  the rest of it is just this uncomfortable eatle storyline about him
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  and his mom just cuddling and her saying you're wonderful and and it's just it
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  made me uncomfortable it made me uncomfortable but I got all the stars
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  and rave reviews yeah all the Oscar Noms as well spelberg yeah yeah Spielberg is
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  great people I tried to remember the last Steven Spielberg movie I really
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  liked and don't get me wrong I'm not I'm not turning around on this I still think
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  that Raiders Jurassic it it certainly wasn't ready
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  player one um yeah he hasn't made a good movie in a long time none of those old
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  school best directors have Ridley Scott no like God they lost depressing it's
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  depressing yeah and that's what and but they turn around and blame everyone else
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  for apparently James Cameron has according to well the rest of the world
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  Avatar is doing great but no no no but here's the thing no one's saying it's
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  good it's just making a lot of money and that's what's happened every time last
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  time exactly yeah everyone's saying oh yeah no it's fine yeah I've gone I've
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  seen it five times and it was it was fine that's better than the first
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  one yeah High Praise what's that what's that old idiom about growing old enough
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  to see your your Heroes start to fail oh I was going only think of the one from
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  The Dark Knight either live long enough to to die is it can't remember live long enough to
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  die or die long enough to live either die here or you live long enough to see
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  yourself become the villain or something like that or live long enough to become
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  the villain isn't that is that from The Dark Knight yeah
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  yeah yeah yeah I know you're thinking of I'm not the hero Gotham once but I am
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  the male prostitute that you need right now prostitution is
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  illegal 4 million dollar ah the inside joke no one will get the bank foreclosed
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  on W man
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  the okay well how much would it be is that still online did we put that up
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  that was never online I don't know about that yeah that never made it online
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  that's the inside joke no one will get yeah I'm sorry listeners look speaking
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  of Mary Sue uh Ray Star Wars
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  yeah yeah sorry listeners I'm joking um he's not joking that's what every yeah
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  that was a common common complaint directed at that character and then also
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  when it was revealed that she was a Palpatine that annoyed people cuz and
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  then she became a Skywalker yes don't no she didn't not
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  any of the ones I've seen so there was a lot of talk that uh JJ abam was setting
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  up something Ryan Johnson said [ __ ] you I'm doing what I want and said she's
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  nobody just to mess with the fans and then JJ Abrams went back to what he was
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  originally going to do Daisy Ridley come out this week in an interview and said
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  well actually she was always going to be nobody that was JJ's plan to Until the
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  Last Jedi came out and everyone got so [ __ ] mad about it that he was like
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  well I guess do something else then yeah see that's IR blame Ry Johns that is
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  irritating for two reasons number one is because that was the best part of that
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  movie I I know I I'm I feel like did did they just miss what people were annoyed
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  about or is it just that we weren't mad about the same stuff because here's the
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  thing there's so much garbage in that movie like don't get me wrong a good bit
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  it but that was the good bit and also it
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  was so bad that in order to follow it up
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  they made a worse movie yeah but no look I'm going back to even just force
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  awakens when cuz to me they were leading to her being someone cuz remember like
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  in the first one every time it's who's the girl it cuts yeah and so that's but
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  that doesn't mean there's an answer I know I know what you're saying not to
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  the family specifically yes correct not NE not not the family way but that that
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  there was something there like I just built up and then it
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  turned for sensitivity and I don't but cuz the first movie says anyone can
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  learn it but she seems to already be able to kind of use the force a little
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  bit right so she I know what you're saying but like they never said that she
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  was anybody they in fact they you never saw anybody say anything they just said
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  who's that kind of thing like who's the girl and I know youan they made they
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  were trying to showing people asking people asking who she was but then what
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  she's saying is she said the answer was always going to be nobody and that was a
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  joke in a way and then that upset people too much but turning it into a p did not
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  fix the fix that that was and then turning it into a Skywalker didn't fix
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  that either I still have not seen that movie again since I can't believe that's
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  how they explained I know even in the movie osar unconvincingly
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  Gone imagine being on set and being like that's that's that's the line you want
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  me to say yeah somehow palpa when sarcastically it looked like off camera
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  at the director going do you need me to say it again like
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  convincingly like the character or the actor believes it and he's like no we'll
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  leave it at that no one's going to buy it anyway I do want to I I did buy the
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  audio book of it cuz I do want to try and get a bit more of an understanding
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  cuz sometimes the books will go a bit about like how he came back and stuff
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  like that and also where that Army came from as well
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  and yeah it doesn't matter where it came from lug it came just at the right time
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  I wouldn't worry about it too much no
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  no All Star Destroyers I tried to watch it a second time and I turned it off
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  when they went to burning man I was like I'm not doing this this is awful oh God
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  why are all these Fraggle Rock characters doing a choreograph dance
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  they fly now they fly now you're a stormtrooper you would know
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  this now they didn't do it before they do it now they do it now yeah he's not a
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  stormtrooper now why did I leave before they got those cool things maybe I'd
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  still be shooting at you guys one of those
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  yeah remember when they got that knife that um miraculously is the same shape
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  as oh yeah as a crashed [ __ ] like yeah who wrote that guy JJ
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  ABS did apparently well because he'd seen The Goonies where they did it
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  better where an old dblo was the shape of a lighthouse that would have been
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  there in Deon days that would have been the same shape like not a piece of
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  wreckage that would Disney deaded over time serious request Disney just get rid
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  of those movies again how many CH un just go no and then give it to me oh
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  yeah fix Star Wars yeah Luke um would you do it
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  because I know we joke all the time that you would do it but I don't even think
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  I'd do it at this point it's been my dream to always do it and I reckon the
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  Star War yeah do it in a second can't screw it up any more than they already
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  did oh intern find a way to hate you more I guarantee it oh the I don't care
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  about the internet Bring it on I will fix Star Wars I would love to see Luke
• 56:11
  just [ __ ] thrown in the deep end you are now directing a Star Wars movie and
• 56:15
  then they're like you going to sign up on this budget be like that scene in The
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  Last Jedi documentary where they handro and Johnson the the budget he's got to
• 56:21
  sign off on it except they'd hand the paper and he'd be like f whatever I don't know
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  yeah yeah okay so Luke um CGI or puppets
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  puppets okay see that made a a difference when we'd seen the um the
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  prequels and we thought you know what was wrong with the prequels the fact
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  that they used CG instead of puppets and then we saw Luke milk a big puppets tits
• 56:46
  and we ran oh it wasn't the puppets puppets too that the CGI can be used not
• 56:53
  stupidly yeah yeah and that puppets can be [ __ ] ridiculous well I'm not going to have
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  Luke milking anything like that's I reckon just cross the board no one milks
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  anything is this going to be a co-directing effort from you and
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  Timothy's AR are you going to bring Timothy's AR back wow well yeah cuz
• 57:10
  they're going to bring his characters back so yes he should are you just going
• 57:13
  to make the thone TR he's just going to he's going to make um air to the Empire
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  I can't make air to the Empire Luke's too old you could use Sebastian Sebastian
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  Stan as a slightly I could do that you've got two strapping young men right
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  in front of you I'm strapping I'm strapping a young man right now yeah cuz
• 57:33
  look I think that will work better than what they gave us all right have Mar J
• 57:39
  get rid of oh look they missed the biggest thing that they still missed
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  with that was still at the end of it having the light and dark side what they
• 57:47
  should have done was there's just there's no light and dark there's just
• 57:51
  the force people are good or bad there's no two these two extremes anymore
• 57:57
  they really leaned into one line about bring balance to the force didn't
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  they I I think when they originally wrote that it meant just stop being a
• 58:06
  [ __ ] yes yeah like you don't it's not but all that rule of two and all of that
• 58:12
  there can always be a master and Apprentice It's like no no that wasn't
• 58:16
  law that was just the listeners the listeners don't want to hear us tear the
• 58:21
  [ __ ] prequels apart again like a much like a fruit fetishist Sith always come in peir
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  [Laughter]
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  Mr Prime opportunity to [ __ ] some fruit
• 58:44
  sorry that was good that was real good that's why he's tickling Ray with that
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  leaf he was like is she into this yeah we should probably this should be
• 58:54
  probably be heading over to after party soon shouldn't we we got a whole lot of
• 58:59
  cancelled news this week a lot of people up for cancellation yeah yeah yeah um if
• 59:04
  you want to head to the after party I'm happy I'm happy to just Ratt how do we
• 59:08
  get there uh well you go to patreon.com multip nasm sign up um for the $10 a
• 59:14
  month tier and um you don't have to finish when the rest of us finish
• 59:20
  um grow up take your time with that pair
• 59:24
  you could finish with Ron jerem
• 59:32
  like everyone's like everyone's trying to think of a joke to end on it's like
• 59:36
  it's just too disg I know I'm like hang on yeah there's been too much that's all
• 59:40
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