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STIMULATED: WHATS THE SIMPLEST THING A GUY HAS TRIED TO MANSPLAIN?! · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Yes, tell me how you would feel in this certain scenario,
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  Speaker 1: or tell me how you have felt in the past
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  Speaker 1: in this certain So what's happened to me? It has
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  Speaker 1: most likely happened to you. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, your
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend's coming back from an overseas trip. You're doing the
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  Speaker 1: courtesy of picking her up because you are a good boyfriend. Okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You're driving along. It's an hour and a half drive
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  Speaker 1: from where you live, alright, so you're just chilling, maybe
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  Speaker 1: a podcast and then some music. All right. You're kind
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  Speaker 1: of bopping. You've got maps up and you've turned off
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  Speaker 1: the voice, all right, but you then realize I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: need some help, so you turn the voice back on.
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  Speaker 1: All right, you've made the act decision. Okay, straight away.
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  Speaker 1: It cuts into music, because whenever you turn it back on,
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  Speaker 1: straight away's always gonna let you know where to go.
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  Speaker 1: Straight away, okay, cuts into the music, and you're kind
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  Speaker 1: of like, okay, shit, whatever it is, what it is.
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  Speaker 1: And then you get to Sydney fucking Airport, all right,
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  Speaker 1: And it's like four different lanes. Two of them are
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  Speaker 1: for arrivals, one of them is for departures, one of
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  Speaker 1: them is for international arrivals or some stupid shit. You're
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  Speaker 1: trying to listen to your maps. It's decided to go silently. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: where do I go? I don't know. You go one
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  Speaker 1: way that you feel as though your stomach and your
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  Speaker 1: heart has taken you, and then it says continue to
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  Speaker 1: follow the route to find the route, and then it
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  Speaker 1: has to re route and you're twenty minutes late. Overstep
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  Speaker 1: you later, fucking hates in the airport.
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  Speaker 2: Jake has picked me up from the airport maybe three times,
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  Speaker 2: and I think every single time he's taking the wrong term.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that hard. When I pick Cassi up,
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  Speaker 1: I first go, Yeah, me, I don't know. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It was easy money. First go.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to roast me too, because
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  Speaker 2: me and my girlfriend just got back from different trips
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  Speaker 2: and I couldn't pick her up because my flight was
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  Speaker 2: a rubbing leader and I asked you to do it well.
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  Speaker 1: When she landed, you were still in Bala. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, but that is anything to do with Google Maps
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  Speaker 2: is honestly oversteim, honestly, and they always take take you
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  Speaker 2: the most efficient route, and then it goes against the
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  Speaker 2: sign sometimes and you're like, mate, I don't care if
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  Speaker 2: I save thirty three seconds.
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  Speaker 1: I have found with the airport the way because it's
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  Speaker 1: been a little bit renovated, the roads around it is that.
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  Speaker 1: I actually you can turn off maps once you're there,
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  Speaker 1: and following the signs is so much safer because there
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  Speaker 1: is obviously the other ways to do it, but it
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  Speaker 1: is very I'll take like the extra minute. I don't care.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to get there first cut. Yeah, literally,
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  Speaker 1: what are we starting today with Jake first on the menu?
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  Speaker 1: Is something we haven't done for a while, and this
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  Speaker 1: is embedded in our blood. Cheating or not cheating, Ah,
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  Speaker 1: this is our bread and butter mate. Back in our
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  Speaker 1: maybe I think we had a time where we were
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  Speaker 1: a little more toxic. Yeah, go back to our old
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  Speaker 1: clips and we were toxic. I think I might I
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  Speaker 1: might bring back the old Jake. Our line was just
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  Speaker 1: like a little bit further toxic. We didn't really have
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  Speaker 1: a line at one point. We had nothing to lose. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we actually, So that is what it is is out there.
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  Speaker 1: So cheating, not cheating, getting a happy ending, cheating you
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  Speaker 1: reckon anything paid for anything is cheating and also a
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  Speaker 1: good way to think about it and anything.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, well I want to no, no, So you're getting
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  Speaker 2: you're getting a message, and you know, about halfway through,
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  Speaker 2: she like taps you on the shoulder and says, turnover right, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: what are.
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  Speaker 1: You doing the body because you're gett in the front door.
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  Speaker 1: But it's a relaxation message. And then she like your
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  Speaker 1: your eyes are closed obviously you're trying to relax. And
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  Speaker 1: then she taps you on the chest and goes like
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going holy because I'm because I'm zend out, because
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  Speaker 3: I'm super zend out and I'm like fully out of it, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look like you're saying, I would be terrified it happened
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  Speaker 1: to us once. That's the exact memory. We both got
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  Speaker 1: a RLD next to each other. Yeah, and the only
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  Speaker 1: thing that was separating us was a courage Yeah, and
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: this Messuselene is down in my ear and she just
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  Speaker 1: like excuse me, yeah, And I opened my eyes and
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  Speaker 1: she's like you want Yeah. We all walked down there
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  Speaker 1: and we're like did you did you get on Like yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And it was like that is the weirdest, weirdest be
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  Speaker 1: thought were getting a normal massage of all of the
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  Speaker 1: ones we went to in Bali. That was the cleanest,
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  Speaker 1: only one that I thought that.
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  Speaker 2: Was like a nice, normal girl of cleanliness or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: and I thought it was a prestigious place.
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  Speaker 1: That was the only one that asked as well. That
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  Speaker 1: was the only time I've been asked. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then I also felt disgusting because after that moment,
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  Speaker 2: I realized she'd been massaging me with her hands, that
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  Speaker 2: she had been on penises. Yeah, And I thought about
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  Speaker 2: it and I was like, a fuck, Jesus rubbed my
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  Speaker 2: back with some penis hands.
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  Speaker 1: There's no yeah, there's no amount of shower. Yeah. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Cheating or not cheating for your friends bucks night or
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  Speaker 1: bachelor party, whatever you call it. They go to a
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  Speaker 1: strip club and you go with them cheating. Is that all?
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  Speaker 1: I actually got roasted a little bit. I did a
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  Speaker 1: TikTok about this and I said strippers is cheating, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And I think I said it was disrespectful, which is
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  Speaker 1: it is as well. And then there was a lot
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  Speaker 1: of girls like, you've never been to one.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh. I was like, evidently I have not, no,
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  Speaker 4: because that's not what I stand for. And then there
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  Speaker 4: was heaps of people supporting me and my girl, like,
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  Speaker 4: you don't know what I've been on the scenes, Like
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  Speaker 4: everyone tried to fuck.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I reckons. It's one hundred percent cheating
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  Speaker 1: and disrespectful. I hate to say it, and I hate
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  Speaker 1: to put words in people's mouths or experiences in other
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  Speaker 1: people's lives, But I dare say those girls that said
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  Speaker 1: you've never been to one have probably got boyfriends that
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  Speaker 1: have been to one, and they don't want to admit
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  Speaker 1: that their boyfriend has done something wrong. I've never got
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  Speaker 1: the concept of like, so I'm about to marry the
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  Speaker 1: love of my life and then you have one last
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  Speaker 1: night to celebrate being free, being free, and then what
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  Speaker 1: I do in my time is see naked women. Why
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  Speaker 1: is it called a bachelor party? I don't know when
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  Speaker 1: you're engaged, because a bachelor is a guy. Like if
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  Speaker 1: I was, if I was single and I lived alone,
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  Speaker 1: I could say, oh, welcome to the bachelor pad. Bachelor
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  Speaker 1: I mean single band. Yeah, I know, the last night,
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  Speaker 1: but you're not single. Me and TAKE have talked about
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  Speaker 1: it and our in quotes bachelor and I We're probably
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  Speaker 1: go to go camping and like go surfing or something.
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  Speaker 1: See some kangaroos yeah, I don't. I don't. I have
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  Speaker 1: a doesn't sound appealing. Opened a coke zero? I reckon
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  Speaker 1: coke zeros are underrated, better than beer mate. Maybe we're boring.
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  Speaker 1: We've spoken about that. Maybe we're better than beer.
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  Speaker 2: We want some controversy in our A lot of people
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  Speaker 2: like controversy, like something talk about like, okay, that's boring
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  Speaker 2: statement going to a strip club.
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  Speaker 1: It's not cheating, just a bit of fun. It's just
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  Speaker 1: not even cheating. It's just a bit of fun. I
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  Speaker 1: like you said, a bit of fun. Always the boys.
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  Speaker 1: It's a profession. Respect to the oldest profession. You distracted me,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Cheating or not cheating. When someone asks you
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  Speaker 1: for your number, you say, I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Bro oh shit, cheating. I was gonna say, okay, look
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  Speaker 1: to be fair, it's not cheating, but you can't say
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but I know in the scenario, I'm just uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get this away from me. Like the
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  Speaker 2: whole scenario for the sorry isn't about me having a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: The sorry is that you're embarrassed, and I'm sorry that you're.
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  Speaker 1: Embarrassed, so you can't have me fact. Is that fair? No? Actually,
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  Speaker 1: that's not right. That's not right, but you're not sorry,
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  Speaker 1: that's all right. Sorry for the embarrassment, but we need
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: to train ourselves for the Here we go now and
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  Speaker 1: see if you can do it? All right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So you're at the gym, just finished the bent sess,
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  Speaker 2: got a good pump?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, okay, you're feeling good? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a girl. Is that you Jake Heading on my name?
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you on TikTok yeah, actually you have seen
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  Speaker 1: me on TikTok. Yes, yeah, I love your podcast. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you so much. I appreciate that. Do you want to
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  Speaker 1: go get a drink sometime? Did you say you love
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  Speaker 1: my podcast? Yeah? You would not have a girlfriend. That's
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  Speaker 1: a fair, that'd be that mean? Say nice drink? Nice
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  Speaker 1: try okay, actually reply? Okay, you are putting your groceries
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  Speaker 1: into your car? Yeah, okay, you're you're you? I'm a
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  Speaker 1: girl yeah yeah, okay, And I don't know you from
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. Do you look like you? Nah? Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: look like I did look like a girl. Okay, And okay,
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  Speaker 1: come up to you and how would I say? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me? I just wanted to actually introduce myself. My
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  Speaker 1: name's what's a girl name, Sophie? My name is Sophie.
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  Speaker 1: Did you You're supposed to say hi, my name's Oudie.
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  Speaker 5: No continue, No, okay, no, no, I'll wait for you.
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  Speaker 5: This is what I'll do. So there'll be an awkward
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  Speaker 5: you go Hi, I'm Sophie. I don't say anything. There's
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  Speaker 5: an awkward pause.
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  Speaker 1: Insane you wouldn't say anything. Continue, yeah, awkward pause. You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't say anything, Sophie continued. No, no, I would not continue.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of me. Wait. What if this was just
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  Speaker 1: someone that actually did want to say that they were
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  Speaker 1: a fan, and you just did that because up until
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  Speaker 1: that point of having a normal human interaction. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't know what. Go again, go get and
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  Speaker 1: go again. Hi, how are you? My name Sophie? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. I would actually just I was
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  Speaker 1: so from far honestly, I never do this, but I
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  Speaker 1: think you are so cute. Can I please have your number?
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  Speaker 1: Stranger danger danger danger. You would not do that. You
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  Speaker 1: would not do that. I would strange. People don't come
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  Speaker 1: up to me. Okay, what's the actual, actual, actual act?
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  Speaker 1: What's the right thing to say? Odie? Tell me. If
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  Speaker 1: a girl comes and asks you for your number, what
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  Speaker 1: is the right thing to say? Oh, I'm flattered. I
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  Speaker 1: have a girlfriend. I'm sure you're right for someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Is that right? I actually don't know. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: you just can't leave it. You can't start with them. Sorry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so I think, yeah, that's so flattering. Look, I'm got
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  Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Could you start with thank you? I feel
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  Speaker 1: like flattered. It's nice, like, well, thanks, thanks. It makes
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  Speaker 1: me It is a hard thing, but I don't recogniz cheating.
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  Speaker 1: It's like even if you said I'm sorry, like, just
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  Speaker 1: move the conversation. I like, yeah, get out of here,
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: all right. Cheating or not cheating, it's a little double whammy.
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  Speaker 1: His top friend on Snapchat is his work wife, top
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  Speaker 1: friend cheating? Yeah, top friend? What are you snapping about?
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  Speaker 1: Especially the work wife? Bet her name I your top friend?
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  Speaker 1: Her name is workwife, work cheating. I couldn't see that,
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  Speaker 1: and then my name underneath that. You didn't even make it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even snapchat you because we're home together all
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  Speaker 1: the time.
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  Speaker 2: I've got to be at the top of the pyramids,
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  Speaker 2: game mate, like with him. Fact, all right, cheating, not cheating?
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  Speaker 2: Calling another girl babe.
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  Speaker 1: Cheating, Yeah, nah, you can't do that. Cheating, insane, cheating
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  Speaker 1: or not cheating. He makes you dinner and you say,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: oh wow, babe, this looks amazing. Where did you learn this?
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  Speaker 1: And he said, oh, this girl from works that I
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  Speaker 1: have to make this for you. Cheating yeah crazy ah
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, just keep that to yourself. Yeah yeah, TikTok, yeah, TikTok.
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  Speaker 1: To cheating, not cheating, venting to another girl about your relationships.
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  Speaker 1: Stop cheating for sure, cheating on not cheating. Your boyfriend
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: wins big on the poker, all right, yes, it gets
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: all excited and he says, drinks on me at the pub,
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  Speaker 1: and then he proceeds to buy drinks for everyone, even
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  Speaker 1: the girls. So therefore he has bought drinks for multiple
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  Speaker 1: other women. Cheating, cheating, cheating, multiple cheating, the disrespect he
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  Speaker 1: should say this, you I mentioned his head drinks for
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  Speaker 1: all the men. That's what you should do. He should
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  Speaker 1: have no shame in saying that because his lovely girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: is at home waiting for him. But think that's sex.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah, that's what I was thinking. Keep the money, yeah,
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: don't spend the money, bring it home to your girlfriend,
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  Speaker 1: because drinks for all the men. I'm in a loving relationship.
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  Speaker 1: Just a disclaimer. I don't hate women. I just have
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  Speaker 1: a girlfriend. Okay, cheating or not cheating? Not saving their
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  Speaker 1: contact in your phone? Wait scenario, what are you talking about?
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: So like you've been stating Beth for six months? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Contact is just oh four three seven month one six
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  Speaker 1: three four? Ah what I don't even think. I think
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  Speaker 1: what that is is cheating. But the reason it's cheating
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  Speaker 1: is because the person whose number isn't saved is the
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  Speaker 1: is the side. He's the one that's being used to
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: cheat on the girlfriend. You don't care about it. Yeah,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: but she's your girlfriend. She should sign cheesy girlfriend too.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: She thinks you're her boyfriend. Okay, I got one more
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: so cheating or not cheating? He comes home from work
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: smelling like perfume. Buddy says, I had a candle at
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: my desk all day. You tell me, what would you say, candy?
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: You don't know what a candle is? Who have you
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: been hugging? Cheating? Show me the candle? No arguments? Yeah
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: that's a good point. Yeah, showed me this can all day.
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  Speaker 1: I burnt the whole thing. That's a good idea for
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: a man, because like we fired all day, especially if
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: you're an office block with one of those little cubicles,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: A nice candle just be popping off all day and
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: it smells like flowers. Okay, that's something we do. I
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: I have never thought of this before, but you're saying
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: that made me think of it. We work from home,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be farting. Yeah, I'd be farting. Okay if I
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: worked in a cubicle. People in cubicles just straight ripping asshle,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah they are. I couldn't hold it in that. You'd
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: learn how to do the silent like clench the butt
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  Speaker 1: cheeks every now and then. The first fart I ever
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  Speaker 1: did in front of Beth, yeah I did. I was
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  Speaker 1: confident it was going to be silent. I shouldn't have been,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: and it wasn't. It was loud, and so that was
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: the That was the first one. Yeah. So every now
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: and then it would be there'd be a classic I'm good.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I'm good at like training the old ass cheeks do
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: their job. That's a good real that's therefore are you you?
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Are you really good at? Have you ever had a
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: balloon blown it up and then slowly let the air out, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Are you good at that? Yeah? Yeah, pretty much silent.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Sometimes get a little bit of tummy because the do
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: all doesn't come out, but yeah, games the game, all right, Jake,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: I'm a bit stressed. I've been trying to book a
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: romantic getaway for myself and my girlfriend for a birthday. Mate,
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  Speaker 1: you are a green flag and I'm feeling so much
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: pressure right now. What we both want is a couple
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: of things. Actually, it has to have a pool because
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: we're there over the weekend, and it's meant to be
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: sunny dog friendly for Cassie's dog. This one's a bit rogue,
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  Speaker 1: A big kitchen, a good location near nice restaurants, and
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: obviously Matte, it's got to be romantic for us too.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: First off, why do you need a big kitchen? Second off,
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: what are you worried about? Mate? I've got three words
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  Speaker 1: for you. That's Airbnb guest favorites. I'll get to the
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: kitchen bit. But what are you talking about? Listen up.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I went through the same thing a little while ago
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: when me and my girlfriend were planning our anniversary, and
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: that's when I came across guest favorites. Once we'd agree
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: on our non negotiables, I use the little guest favorites
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: tab and it showed us all the homes that other
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: guests have loved, so then we knew we would too. Honestly,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: that sounds like a bit of a game changer. But
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: I want to run you through what I've got plan
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: and tell me what you think. So we rock up Friday,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: drop our stuff off, and then I've got a sunset
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: picnic plant. Mate, sounds pretty good. Then Saturday, just want
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: to chill by the pool all day, get our zen
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  Speaker 1: time in, and by the afternoon we want to attempt
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: here's where the kitchen comes in, Mate to bake her
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: birthday cake. Ah, I see, I see. I don't know
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: how well it will go.
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  Speaker 2: But to finish the night, obviously we're gonna have a
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: romantic dinner, but it does have to be close by
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: because I want to come back to our Airbnb and
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: give her her presents.
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  Speaker 1: Mate, it sounds like pretty good plan. Oh you may
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: have outdone me, but I don't know about that. But yeah, hey,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: stop stressing. Airbnb has got you covered. Hopefully neither of
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: the girls are listening to this episode.
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  Speaker 2: Fingers crossed, All right, cheating or not cheating? Calling your
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: girlfriend a different name during sex, but it's like a
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: really old person's.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Name cheating you reckon, No, not cheating because he was
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: thinking of his grandma. Yuck, disgusting. I don't know why
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: the best? Why do people? Why? Why is it such
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: a well known thing of Like if you don't want
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: to finish or just think of your grandma. Yeah, Like,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but i'm having sex. If I start thinking
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: of my grandma in a sexual way, that's fucking literally
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: the closest thing the incest I can get to. You're
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: not meant to think of her in a sexual way.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: You're sex? Are you not supposed to think of her
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: in a sexual way? You think of her like making
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: you some soup? What I think, no matter what, if
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: you're having sex, whatever you're thinking of is now sexual? Really?
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Are you're trying to tell me that if every time
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: you have sex and you try not to finish so
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: you're thinking of your grandma, the next time you're with
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: your grandma and she's making you fucking soup, you're gonna
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: get a boner. I don't do that, though. I think
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I've caught myself out once, like not to.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Finish, and then that that thought came into my mind.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Grandma was like yeah, and then I kept moving my
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: thoughts along because you're right, it is a little bit. Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Girls don't think of anything not to come because they
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: because by the time they need to come, we've been
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: holding it in.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Start I go sports like yeah, yeah, like think of
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: like some players name I just.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Close my eyes just trying to no normal visual too sexy.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: You take something out of it. The visuals need to
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: be taken out of it. You know how girls want
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: us to talk through in the deed.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should close your eyes and you try not
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: to come back to sexy to sexy.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: It's a comment. But to make me finish just as
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: speaking vocal, I'll be vocal. I tell you what I'm
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: really thinking. All right, Jake. Have you heard of the
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: concept of a podcast? Yes? All right? So a podcast,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: right is where stereotypically there's one or two hosts, maybe
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: there's more sometimes and they have these microphones, right, and
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: they pick up voices really really good, And what they
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: do is they record these conversations usually an our length
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: is a really good time for a podcast, right, you're
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: with me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then they edit them
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: on like some sort of software on a laptop or
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: a computer, and then they upload it to some type
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: of website like Spotify or something like that, and then
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: they'll set a release it on Spotify. I'm just the cloud.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: And then basically you'll go on Spotify and then you
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: go on your phone right, pick you know your phone,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: and then you.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Explain to me what an ss feed is. And then
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: and then and then you know your Spotify account, that's
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: his Spotify russ fees. You go on your Spotify account,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: right and then you see that relatables posted, which is
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: which is a podcast, and then you listen to it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: So you're trying to man's plain. But this is child's plaining.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: That's what man's planning is. Man, this is what's the
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: simplest thing a guy has tried to man explain to you. Okay,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: how intrigued?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Why knows bleed seats at hockey games are the cheapest option?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Mate? I told you mine wasn't child's playing true, that's insane.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Imagine just sitting there about uh huh yeah, yeah, you're
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: not getting head tonight. That's insane. Let me explain to
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: you how to not receive head. That's what it should
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: be called. Not man's planning. No head Yeah, no headsplaining.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: What's the simplest thing a guy has tried to mansplain
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: to you? He legit, man's playing the concept of man's
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: plaining to me after I told to me was doing it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: So a man man explaining is a man explaining something.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Some of these get bad, dude, that's insane how the
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: mental cycle works. He was trying to explain. Yeah, bro,
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: you'd have to break up with someone he did for that,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: he did year ten. Like what do you do learn? Yeah?
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Sex said that one. What's the simplest thing a guy's
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: tried to man explain to you? How to do a ponytail? Like, dude,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I'm nineteen, I've been doing it.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: My whole life. Fuck, bro, some guys have like too
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: much confidence. Do they have too much confidence? Or are
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: they too dumb? I don't know.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Like you know how some guys just start talking and
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: then like continue talking. Yeah, like without like verbal diarrhea.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: They don't have that inner monologue where they're like, what
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is idiotic. Can we've ever man explained? I'm
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: sure we have. I'm sure we have, but like not
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: to the magnitude of these keep going if you don't
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: say the one that I've got in my head, this
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: is actually you're gonna say it. I'm terrible for this one,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: but go just.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: What's the simplest thing a guy has tried to mansplain
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: to you? So the ocean can be quite cold when
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: you first get in that, she said, thanks to clarify
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: that I haven't swam in the ocean. What's the simplest
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: thing A guy has tried to manxplain to you? How
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: lifting weights makes you gain muscle? Like, what did BRO
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: think I've been doing for the past four years? What's
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: the simplest thing A guys tried to mansplain to you
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: the theory of evolution? I study biology, he does not.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? It's the same time, I know nothing
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: about evolutionary neither neither. But some guys would be like math, science,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: history and mystery. Fair boy. I think some people also,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: there's people in this world that it's like it's almost
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: like the personality type. Yeah, when they always it's enough issue.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I think man's planning comes under know it alls. Yeah,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: may be a bit more of a no at all
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: person you do known't when someone tries to like it
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: is Man's plaining. I think they're the same. They're the
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: same thing. Someone tries to explain what you do when
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: they like clearly don't do what you do. Yeah, Like,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and they think they're in the right, like it is
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: man's plainning, but it's also like they just know it alls.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I think it's more of a no one. It's like
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: a personality trait. Yeah. What's the simplest thing a guy
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: has tried to man explain to you the stock market?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I work in finance.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: He did not, And I was thinking, like a couple
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: of finance bros got their pyramids game going.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a dude's favorite pastime is, oh I invest in stocks?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I honestly am never going to invest in crypto,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: just purely because it's a nick fair.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Mate, I have lost money in crypto yair, and
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: hey if I would get rich from it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Thought I thought you took all your money out.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think all of it out. I didn't.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I haven't looked at it for a long time, really,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: but I don't. I'm pretty sure there's about four hundred
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: bucks in there. I thought you had like four grand
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: at one point I did. Yeah, I've lost out here's
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the thing, though, I actually am pretty sure. I don't
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: think I've ever tried to get anyone to invest in cryptois. Yeah,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think. I can't believe you've lost that much money.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I've been swindled myself. But I'm not the type to
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: say to someone you need to invest in this some
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: meme coins. No, no, not really buy the whole to
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: no meme coins. I'm not willing to study a meme
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: pot either. No, how can does anyone think that's a
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: good idea? I think this one's fair.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: What's the simplest thing a guy has tried to ma
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: explain to you how to undo a bra.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck off? Are you serious? Guys like I do this
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: all the time. I actually, hands up, don't remember the
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: last time I took a bra off or neither. I
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: can admit I don't know how to do it. I
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: don't think Beth wears bras.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Neither does Cassie, So I don't know how to do it.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: And that was great thing I noticed when we first
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: started dating.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually I'm trying to think you those things.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Are my mortal enemy. It's like Spider Man. What's spider
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Man's kryptonite? Does he have any Superman crypt kryptonid is kryptonized?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What what's Spider Man? I don't know his girlfriend?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Doctor who's Doctor Doom. Doctor Doom is not Spider Man's
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: evil doctor Octopus. Yeah that's Spider Man. No. I I
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: think I've only ever seen Beth weear a bra a
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: couple of times, right, and I will say, there wasn't
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: even an attempt. No, I'm not to take it off,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: making a fool of my I'm like, you know, I
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: kind of like to look at it, just keep it on,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: look like, do you know how to take this off properly?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I know?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: But maybe actually I'm thinking, you know, I'm thinking about this.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: So this guy didn't want to man splain. He just
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: tried to get her bra off. Yeah, there could be
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: some genius in. He's like, let me show you how
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: to take it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there could be some genius in. Let me. Actually,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I know exactly the mechanics of this. Let me break
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: it down. I studied this in my engineering. I can
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: do it one. I could do it by looking all right.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: The last one, what's the simplest thing a guy's tried
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: to man explain to you how to put bread in
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: the toaster.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: That's fucking insane. There's no wrong way to do it,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: is there there's no wrong way to do it. There's
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: one way to do it, and that's in I The
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: worst thing that I think guys man's plain is calorie deficits.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Oh I saw a TikTok. All that matters is calories
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: in calories. I saw a TikTok, and I swear I'm
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: semi guilty of this, right, I think I've grown up
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: a bit, but I saw a TikTok and it goes.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I was a photo of a guy and he said,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: leaving knowing there won't be a second date, but happy
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: now that she knows what a calorie deficit is. I
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: was like, that's so true, man, not always on about
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: that ship. Yeah, yeah, out, that's all it is. But
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: you can't beat the laws of Thermo. No one's against
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: lords of Tomotamicis, which I'm not gonna lie. I won't
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: argue with right, But there's a lot of contributing factors.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: There is different things involved, and I won't sit there.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I will I will. I will say when it comes
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: to a man, it is calories in calories out purely
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: because that's what I know, But when it comes to
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: a woman, I actually don't know. I mean, I'm sure
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: it's still calories and carries out, but with the twenty
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: eight day cycle, it's different. There's a lot, there's a
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: lot more to it. Yeah, it's not as simple as that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: But yeah, maybe I don't think i've Man's Playing too
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: many things. I might get back to here. Yeah, you
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: know what homework. Yeah, I'm going to ask best if
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: i've met ever Man's planing. I was going to try
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Man's playing some things, Cassie better, like that better? Before
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: we leave? What's one topic each we need to Man's
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: playing to one of our girlfriends? Any something simple? Should
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: we give one to each other? Yeah? Okay, you have
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: the Man's playing.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Um, all right, something about your girlfriend's buying a new car, so,
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: something about.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Why that's peak that's so good?
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Something about like what's something? Or why how to put
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: air and tie?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Okay? Yeah, okay, go fall serious, fuck off? Okay,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I want you to Man's plaine. Hmmm, why there's waves
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: in the ocean because you guys like to go to
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: the beach. Yeah yeah, yeah, fair, fair, so you have
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: to Unfortunately, you'll have to organize a walk at the beach.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I actually don't know what those waves look it up,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you idiot.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but like that's like a if that's not something
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: like she's going to be like your man's plaining, she
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: wouldn't know either. Give me something simpler, ah, like you
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: don't know why waves are made tides? Yeah, but like
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: it's not give me something simpler that, Like you're an idiot.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: You're an idiot why a surfboard works?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: That's not a good either. You can man e'splain why
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: there's waves in the ocean. Here's the thing, right, I'm
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: thinking like man's plaining doesn't need to be something that's
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: a super simple thing. Right. You can be explaining something complex,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: but it's the way you explain it. But it's like degrading.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: You have to man's plain it. I have to try
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: and say you're dombing it down to such a way
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: of Yeah. So basically you have to be like, oh,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: there's ground swells and then there's wind swells, and so
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: sometimes that's why waves looked like this, yes, sand banks, Okay, okay,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: something to do with the ocean, yeah, okay, Okay, I
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: reckon go my simple approach and be like why the
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: water gets cold during winter? Like that's good. Do it.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, do you know how like the temperature
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: like gets really cold something with the starts the melk
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: trying to get it. Should I just feel film in
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: my face like it's and to Beth, I'll say.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Prepare your ones easy because you can drive all the
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: time and be preparing. And when she's driving like, yeah,
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: you've never filled up a tire before, right, I'll.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Say, okay, okay, so you have to go to you
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: it's free at the Petrotation. I don't ever pay, do
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: not ever pay. Premier man doesn't mean anything. Maybe she'd
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: gaslighted to and tell about premium mare and I'll go
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: get them filled up, give me the money for the premium.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Stay bad in later