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Does Cal's neighbor wanna get freaky? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Christina, Good morning, Hey morning, what's up?
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  Speaker 2: So? I loaned my friend three hundred and fifty dollars
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  Speaker 2: last year and I did it as a you know,
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  Speaker 2: a friend. I thought she would pay me back. She
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  Speaker 2: was in a tough thought, but she, you know, she
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  Speaker 2: promised to pay me back and she still does not.
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  Speaker 1: Do you wantus to call her for you?
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  Speaker 3: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what do we loan sharks? What do we?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: We're the guys, were the guys from Black Rabbit. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go collect that money for you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, one week, I'm gonna need your pinky. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, okay. So I didn't want to push it.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to give her some time, you know,
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  Speaker 2: but like recently, she bought tickets to Coachowa. I know,
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  Speaker 2: costs a lot of money, and I kind of feel
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  Speaker 2: like I'm taking advantage of because you're out there doing
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  Speaker 2: all this and not paying me back. Like that's kind
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  Speaker 2: of messed up.
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  Speaker 3: It's been my experience that whenever you loan money, they
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  Speaker 3: take advantage of it.
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  Speaker 1: Your friends.
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  Speaker 3: I just tell Peyton that I let one of my
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  Speaker 3: friends was down on his luck borrow one of my guitars.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead, take my my good guitar and go play
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  Speaker 3: out with that, go make money. So I see him
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  Speaker 3: about a year later and I said, am I gonna
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  Speaker 3: get my guitar back? He's like, oh yeah, I changed
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  Speaker 3: all the stuff on it and I sold it.
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  Speaker 1: He sold it, sold guitar. Well, it was interesting because
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  Speaker 1: when you told the story, like, I had a friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine who's down as luck, so I let him
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  Speaker 1: borrow a guitar. How about how about a sandwich? How
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  Speaker 1: down on his luck? Issy? How about rent money? She was,
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  Speaker 1: I get guitar.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's your Your response to me is like, teach
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  Speaker 5: a man to fish. Here's here's even the guitar, to
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  Speaker 5: go make.
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  Speaker 1: Music, to make money. Yeah, yeah, well that was very
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  Speaker 1: holy of you. It was very nice.
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  Speaker 6: And when Rich told me that story, I was like,
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  Speaker 6: there's no way that man actually sold your guitar.
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  Speaker 1: And he really did. He really, that's crazy. He's so rude,
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  Speaker 1: so rude. He guess what he's asked me for another
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  Speaker 1: one recently.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Yeah, said no, you want to that guitar.
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  Speaker 1: He's a good guy. Teach a man to fish.
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  Speaker 6: Christina, if I was you, I would be sending that
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  Speaker 6: Venmo request for that Apple pay request to my friend
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  Speaker 6: and be like, ye, send me my money because I
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  Speaker 6: know you're budgeting for a coach, hella, and that's not cool.
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  Speaker 6: And honestly, I would probably hope that maybe she just
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  Speaker 6: forgot Just send her a reminder.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I kind of have, but I haven't
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  Speaker 2: done you know that.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, send the request get your money, because that's
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  Speaker 6: not cool.
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  Speaker 1: Is sorry.
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  Speaker 5: I had a boss of mine. I'll never forget this.
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  Speaker 5: He asked me to borrow a thousand dollars. And it
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  Speaker 5: was uncomfortable because he knows how much money I make,
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  Speaker 5: so he knew that I could afford it. So I
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  Speaker 5: let him borrow a thousand dollars. He said he pay
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  Speaker 5: it back in two weeks. It took a year right now.
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  Speaker 5: It was the worst because I saw him buying things
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  Speaker 5: like where's my money, you know? And one day he said, hey,
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to pay back tomorrow. And he gave me
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  Speaker 5: this book. It was from the coach of Phil Jackson.
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  Speaker 5: It was a basketball coach, and he wrote on the
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  Speaker 5: note in the book, thanks for the assist, right, And
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  Speaker 5: he gave me that thousand dollars back, and he goes,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna take you to lunch, and he took me
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  Speaker 5: to lunch and he'd laid into me andy held at me.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, do you want to work here?
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  Speaker 5: And he just went off on like the show that
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  Speaker 5: I was doing and all this stuff, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Was like, I think he was irritated paying me back,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And it was awful. It was just awful. And I
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  Speaker 1: never heard the.
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  Speaker 6: Guy shot like your boss act like that to me
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  Speaker 6: is a little inappropriate and.
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  Speaker 1: A little awkward.
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  Speaker 5: Awkward because anytime I got in trouble, and back in
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  Speaker 5: the day it was quite a bit.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be looking at him like, are you serious right now?
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  Speaker 1: Like you owe me money? You can't yell at me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they also say you should never lend more money
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  Speaker 3: than you have. Well know you if you lend money,
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  Speaker 3: don't plan on ever seeing it again. Yeah, So don't
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  Speaker 3: give away so much that you're gonna be looking for.
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  Speaker 3: Never let him borrow money, and never let him see
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  Speaker 3: a sweat.
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  Speaker 2: Those drug good lessons, I guess. But you know, when
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  Speaker 2: it's your friend and you see him in a tough spot,
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  Speaker 2: you try to be a good person, and you'd hope
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  Speaker 2: that they'd do the same for you. I guess I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what I was thinking, but I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what to do. I don't know if I'm ever. I
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  Speaker 2: guess I'm just never gonna see it again. I should
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  Speaker 2: just forgive her and move.
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  Speaker 5: On, I don't know, or just not expected, and hopefully
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  Speaker 5: she'll surprise you and give it back to you some point.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully she gives you double. What was it she takes
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  Speaker 1: you to Coachella?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that might be a.
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  Speaker 1: Fixtory because they just sold out.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, and I'm actually my feelings are really
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  Speaker 6: hurt about it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't get you.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were getting it.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't on it.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't on it. So if your resawing your Coachella ticket,
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  Speaker 6: let me know.
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  Speaker 1: Christina, thanks for calling in, good luck, Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 1: You said your phone was broken.
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  Speaker 6: Just forgot judge it.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, yeah, I got a question for you guys. So
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  Speaker 4: I got this neighbor moved in like a year ago.
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  Speaker 4: I work from home. She goes into an office and
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  Speaker 4: you know, when she we got talking or whatever, you know,
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  Speaker 4: the neighborhood thing and recently, about six months ago, she
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  Speaker 4: asked me like, hey, I'm starting to get Amazon packages.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not at home, like I know you're at home.
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  Speaker 4: Would you mind grabbing them and been bringing them inside
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  Speaker 4: and I'll come pick them up later. And at first
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  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, no problem, that sounds good. And
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  Speaker 4: when it first started, it was like maybe one or
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  Speaker 4: two packages a week, but now it seems like it's
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  Speaker 4: like every other day. And I don't know what she's ordering,
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  Speaker 4: but these are massive Amazon boxes that I have to
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  Speaker 4: keep picking up and dragging it in, And now I
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  Speaker 4: feel like I work for Amazon because these things are massive,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't know how to tell her, like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to do this anymore. I don't know
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  Speaker 4: how to tell her to chill out, like I don't
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  Speaker 4: want to sound like a bad neighbor cause any issues
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  Speaker 4: between us, but like this is I feel like, I mean,
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  Speaker 4: take an advantage of at this.
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  Speaker 1: Point, yeah, you kind of are a little bit. I think.
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  Speaker 6: Is your neighbor like an old, fragile lady.
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  Speaker 4: No, not at all, Like she's she's middle a. I
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  Speaker 4: mean she's like forty, and I don't really know how
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  Speaker 4: old she is. I want to assume that she's like
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  Speaker 4: closer to forty than she is anything else. But you know,
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  Speaker 4: she goes for runs. She seems fit enough, like nothing
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  Speaker 4: that would prevent her from being able to carry her out.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so you're carrying you're carrying the packages into her house,
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  Speaker 5: or you take them into your house until she gets home.
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  Speaker 4: I take them into my house because she didn't give
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  Speaker 4: me a like I don't have a key to her house.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to keep her out.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's not much.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but they're not being are they being delivered to
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  Speaker 1: your house?
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  Speaker 4: No? I have to go to her place, pick up
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  Speaker 4: a packages, bring them into my place, and then she
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  Speaker 4: comes over later to grab them, and then.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's terrible helping her move them into her place.
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  Speaker 5: Does she want does she want a little piece of cow?
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  Speaker 5: Is that what she's hoping for a.
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  Speaker 1: Little kind of thinking? Maybe a little cow zone.
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  Speaker 4: Is the weirdest way to flirt with me?
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  Speaker 5: If that probably she's probably like he just doesn't get it,
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  Speaker 5: especially if she's what you should.
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  Speaker 1: Look at, you oring so many packaging, all this lingerie
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  Speaker 1: and he not wants to ask me if I want
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  Speaker 1: to try it on.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if that's the case, maybe I should ask
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  Speaker 3: her out that, yeah, are you single and she's single
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  Speaker 3: and she's single.
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  Speaker 4: You know. The thing is is that I I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: That's that's another issue I have too, where it's like
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  Speaker 4: I'm not very close to my neighbors in that way,
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  Speaker 4: Like I don't know, I like being friendly with my neighbor,
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  Speaker 4: but I don't like being overly friends with my neighbor.
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  Speaker 4: It's perfect you ask her out, and if she is
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  Speaker 4: with someone, she will not want you to get her
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  Speaker 4: packages anymore.
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  Speaker 1: She'll know it's the wrong signal.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if she is single, then you get a date,
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  Speaker 2: and then maybe you fall in love, and then you
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  Speaker 2: move in together, and then at least you're getting the
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  Speaker 2: packages from your own house.
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  Speaker 6: Right, they're your packages now too.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you do as we suggest too, dude, is just
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  Speaker 5: don't pick them up for a while and see what happens.
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  Speaker 1: And then she's gonna like.
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  Speaker 5: If if if they're there for a day, like she's home, right,
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  Speaker 5: she's just's or she's at work or wherever, and the
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  Speaker 5: package you get delivered, she wants you to take them
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  Speaker 5: to your house. So Jess, don't do it for a
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  Speaker 5: day or two. And as the packages build up. Maybe
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  Speaker 5: one will get stolen and you could be like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: so sorry, I was busy. I didn't have time to
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  Speaker 5: get the packages in. Or is she gonna come up
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  Speaker 5: to go? Remember I actually been these packages in? Are
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  Speaker 5: you not going to do that?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 5: I can see her getting the hint once you didn't
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  Speaker 5: do it, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's actually a good point too. I just I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. I don't want to sound like a bad
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  Speaker 4: neighbor or come across like mean or anything. That's kind
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  Speaker 4: of the issue I have.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of like the piece of col zone rub
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  Speaker 1: Oh you think she wants you think she do? You
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  Speaker 1: think it's romantic? What a great love story. I don't
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  Speaker 1: get it. He comes over all the time and I
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  Speaker 1: gotta go order you. I don't know what else told
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  Speaker 1: her in Amazon? I've ordered everything. What does she wear
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  Speaker 1: when she comes over to get her packages? Does she
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  Speaker 1: wear a nice little huge sex.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. All my friends tell me I'm Oblivia,
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  Speaker 4: so she could. She could be wearing low cup tops
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  Speaker 4: and I probably wouldn't even notice to be on it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm oblivious to wind. Girls hit on me like most
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  Speaker 4: guys are, So she is hitting on me or wearing
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  Speaker 4: anything that would suggest anything. It is completely going over
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  Speaker 4: my head. I'm just getting annoyed with the package issue. Now,
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  Speaker 4: you guys make me think I need to look at
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  Speaker 4: this whole situation different.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe all right, well, it's a good problem to have, brother,
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  Speaker 5: Thanks for colling in post.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you all right, bye bye