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DONKEY: Teen Lights His Friend's Armpit Hair On Fire, Causes Crash · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Well sexy red donkey of Today for Monday, November eighteenth,
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  Speaker 1: and it feels like every bit of a Monday. Go
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  Speaker 1: to a teenager named Tristan Mayas and his unnamed sixteen
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  Speaker 1: year old little friend. Now Tristan's name has been released
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  Speaker 1: because he's eighteen. The sixteen year old is not because
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  Speaker 1: he's underage. But let me tell you something. They both
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  Speaker 1: getting donkey of to day because they both lied for
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  Speaker 1: no damn reason. See, there were four people in this car,
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  Speaker 1: eighteen year old Tristan driving, sixteen year old in the
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  Speaker 1: passenger seat, and two girls in the backseat, ages fifteen
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  Speaker 1: and sixteen.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting anxiety even reading.
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  Speaker 1: This story, because when you got a sixteen year old
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  Speaker 1: at home like I do, just learning to drive, and
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  Speaker 1: she got friends that are also sixteen, but I'm a
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  Speaker 1: little older seventeen and eighteen, and they all driving but
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  Speaker 1: haven't been driving.
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  Speaker 2: Long the parental paranoia you feel.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I am not in the space where I feel
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  Speaker 1: comfortable letting my daughter get in the car with none
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  Speaker 1: of her little teenage friends. Okay, in this story ain't helping,
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  Speaker 1: and I damn sure don't have the heart to let
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  Speaker 1: her learn how to drive. Yet her mother is handling
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  Speaker 1: that and driving instructor handling that.
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  Speaker 2: Daddy nerves bad. Okay, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly don't know what our parents were thinking when
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  Speaker 1: we were younger, letting us drive.
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  Speaker 2: Yet here we are.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: The reason Tristan and his sixteen year old friend are
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  Speaker 1: getting donkey in the day is because three of the
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  Speaker 1: teenagers were taken to a local hospital with non life
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  Speaker 1: threatening injuries because Tristan crashed the suv he was driving.
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  Speaker 1: He lost control of the Ford Bronco he was driving,
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  Speaker 1: and the two young girls were thrown from the vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: Thank god, they are still alive.
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  Speaker 1: Not one of these youngins had on seat belts, not
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  Speaker 1: one of them.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Now, the reason they are getting the biggest he hall
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  Speaker 1: is because Mayas first said the accident happened because he
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  Speaker 1: swerved to avoid an animal in the road. Understandable and
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  Speaker 1: believable because did stay committing suicide in our society. But
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  Speaker 1: that's not what happens. Se deputies talked to the teens
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  Speaker 1: and Meyers was speeding and driving erradically before the crash.
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  Speaker 1: He was actually cited for inattentive driving. Now, why do
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  Speaker 1: you think he was speeding, showing off right, we all
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  Speaker 1: did it when we were younger. And why was he
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  Speaker 1: driving erradically? What had his attention? Was he live on Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: Was he live on tick tack? Was he attempting to
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  Speaker 1: take a selfie? Was he texting and driving?
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  Speaker 2: What tiktoks tiktoks talk? Was he texting and driving? Huh No,
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  Speaker 2: Actually he wasn't doing any of those things. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: See what it happened was the sixteen year old he
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  Speaker 1: had in the passenger seat with him. That sixteen year
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  Speaker 1: old decided to use a lighter theatrics the set Trician's
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  Speaker 1: armpit hair on fire. Right, that's right, this little sixteen
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  Speaker 1: year old took a lighter the trician's armpit hair. It's
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  Speaker 1: hard for me to condemn people for things that I've
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  Speaker 1: thought about doing what, But it's easy for me to
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  Speaker 1: condemn people for acting on it. See, there has been
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  Speaker 1: plenty of times throughout my life where I've looked at
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  Speaker 1: someone's armpit hair and thought to myself, hmmm, is that flammable?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, especially when you can see the pieces of deodorant
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  Speaker 2: in the armpit hair.
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  Speaker 1: I understand the urge the wann to roast some marshmallows
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  Speaker 1: around a warm.
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  Speaker 2: Arm fire pit.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't let those intrusive, intrusive thoughts win, young man. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: my whole life has been me fighting my intrusive thoughts. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you almost got yourself killed and got other people in
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  Speaker 1: the car killed because you couldn't take what was happening
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  Speaker 1: under your homies arms anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Makes me also wonder Tristian was your musty? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Was there an older coming from Tristians under arms that
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  Speaker 1: smelled like the finest to cush, So this young sixteen
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  Speaker 1: year old felt like it was only right to put
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  Speaker 1: a light into it. Let's discuss, okay, because we don't
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  Speaker 1: talk about under arms smelling like cush enough and how
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure K nine units get confused. So I can
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  Speaker 1: totally see why this young man would set Trician's arm
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  Speaker 1: pit here on fire if indeed he was musty.
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  Speaker 2: I'm lying, No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Please give Tristian Mayas and his sixteen year old friend
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  Speaker 1: the biggest he hull. This is one of the ones
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  Speaker 1: where you have to punish your child because they have
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  Speaker 1: to learn that this is unacceptable behavior. But it's also
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  Speaker 1: one of those ones that you and your wife find hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: You're just happy nobody is dead. I mean nobody died
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  Speaker 1: after the fact. I mean it's just ridiculous.
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  Speaker 4: Pay for that car to get fixed. May funny, I
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  Speaker 4: will say this to any parent.
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  Speaker 2: Is kind of funny. No, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: You see your man, the armpit head is just sitting.
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  Speaker 1: All you can think to yourself is I want to
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  Speaker 1: set that on fire. That light was like even like
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  Speaker 1: this one, right, I could do this right with this
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  Speaker 1: all the smoke light I got in my hand.
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  Speaker 2: Look, that's all you need. A little bit of flame
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  Speaker 2: if its especially if you got some deodor at all,
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  Speaker 2: A little you said it work on your wig. Let
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  Speaker 2: me get one little strand of that wing. Stupid, Let
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  Speaker 2: me see a fire, fire on fire, alright, alright.
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  Speaker 4: I want to tell parents out there, there is a
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  Speaker 4: device that you could put on the car. It's not
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  Speaker 4: that exp where you can tell exactly how fast your
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  Speaker 4: kid is going, and you could. Actually I had it
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  Speaker 4: on both my kids cars when I first when they
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  Speaker 4: first started to d.
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  Speaker 3: Call them while they're going fast and say don't go fast.
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  Speaker 4: Well, most kids know it's on the car, and they
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  Speaker 4: know that you get an alert if you do go fast,
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  Speaker 4: so kids won't go fast.
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  Speaker 3: Now, kids know that they're going to get in trouble
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  Speaker 3: for something, so they don't do it. When has that
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  Speaker 3: ever been a thing?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, if you know you're going to get your car
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  Speaker 4: taken away from you, if you go over certain miles prior.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you're knocking the door. And what do you mean,
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  Speaker 2: what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: What? You can't tell somebody didn't get no discipline in Delaware? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there's never no consequences in Delaware.
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  Speaker 3: I have stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: And never let your kids ride with a kid that
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  Speaker 4: had just got their license. Just doesn't happen in my household.
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  Speaker 3: And wait for us to be independent. My best friend's
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  Speaker 3: dad actually shout out to old us. My brest friend's
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  Speaker 3: dad actually used to give us the car way before
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  Speaker 3: he was supposed to. I would drive us everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: In a truck in a range Delaware. We were very independent,
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  Speaker 2: leading kids.
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  Speaker 3: We were forward thinking.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Well thank you for that Donkin today, sir, Yes, indeed,
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  Speaker 4: now when we come back, Elliott Connie will be joining us.
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  Speaker 4: He has a new book out, Change Your Questions, Change
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  Speaker 4: Your Future. We're gonna talk to him next. It don't
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  Speaker 4: go anywhere.
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