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S2 Ep6: Jeff Dunham: Puppet Miles 🤣 · Funny Comedy | Laugh Out Loud

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: Look, I I don't want to start a ride or anything, but I want all the uh hot Icelandic women to know.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm easy.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_02: The only problem is uh Jeff will have to come along too.
• 0:14
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm happily married.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: Not my problem.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: Did you know that every single city in Iceland is named after the sound a cat makes when throwing up a hairball?
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_02: I learned that.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: That's not true.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: Regular.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: There it is.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: My favorite person in Iceland is a guy named Half Thor.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_02: He should be called Hull Thor because he won the strongest man in Iceland and in Europe.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't test him, but I believe it.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: It was a little awkward walking around with a guy because he pulls trucks and I have dolls.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_01: Game of Thrones, right?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: So who do you play in Game of Thrones?
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_01: Uh the mountain.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: The mountain.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_01: In uh in uh season season four.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that makes sense.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't be good if you were like the stick.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: So you're the mountain.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_01: And you're a Viking, I'm a ventriloquist.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_01: So we have nothing in common.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: How far could you actually throw me?
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_01: Probably throw it to the water over there.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: You wanna try?
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't want to try.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think about Iceland?
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, do they have beer?
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: My favorite place ever.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: You know, even though it's named Iceland, did you know that the winters here are actually fairly mild?
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_02: Guess they should have called it chili.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: That's a joke, Half Thor.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: If you eat too much, will you be three-quarters, Thor?
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_02: I did a fraction.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_02: That was good.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_02: Have you seen the the colors of the Icelandic flag?
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_02: Uh no, I haven't seen it.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_02: There's red for the volcanic fires.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's good.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: Blue for the mountains in the distance, yeah.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_02: And white for the people.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_02: So have you enjoyed being here in Iceland?
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_02: I hate the volcanoes.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: Why?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: Things blowing up naturally?
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: If this gets popular, I'd be out of the job.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_02: If one goes off while I'm here, I'm taking credit for it.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: See that pile of smoke and ash?
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: I did that.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_03: Ta-da!
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: How do I look?
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: You look good.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, okay.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: All right, now explain everyone.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, wait, come on.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_02: Come back, come back.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: You're one of the guys I really want to love me.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_02: Is it the red kid?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: Is that is that something wrong with that?
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_02: Is it did I say him?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, your name is offensive, dumb Is he coming back?
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_02: Did he have to go party?
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: Do you pick it up or pull it down?
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_02: Or is there a little flap?
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_02: I have no idea if we're offending anybody.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: Just stop.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_02: I go home in a suitcase.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_02: You're right, I'd rather watch your you could be going home in a box, too.
• 4:16
  unknown: Oh yeah.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: I was so worried.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: I thought I'd said something to offend you, and you said, Oh, I'm out of here, I've got mine.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: I think there's some f shoes gonna come flying up here.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that would be good, because then I would have the other one.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: Greetings Abby infant, I mean folks.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_03: Silence! I kill you.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell?
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: What I threatened to kill them, they all go, yeah.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_02: I think some of them actually like you here.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: You know, since being here, I've been starting to rethink the whole suicide banner thing.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: How's that?
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: I blew myself up to get a new place and a few virgins.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: Meanwhile, eight guys in the front row here have five mansions each, a bunch of hot wives, and their own skin.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_02: I had no idea these options were available.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_02: So uh while we're here, wait, I want to ask you something.
• 5:54
  SPEAKER_02: Can we go to IKEA?
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_02: This is Norway, IKEA is in Sweden.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, feel bad.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: I wanted to give IKEA a new advertising slogan.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_02: And what's that?
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_02: IKEA you so man, did you know that the biathlon is popular here?
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_02: What is this biathlon?
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's where you ski and shoot a gun.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yes, of course.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_02: But in Los Angeles, you drive and shoot the gun.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_02: I also learned today that the Vikings put their dead on a boat and sent them out to sea.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, of course.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_02: The first Norwegian cruise line.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: So we landed in lovely Dublin, Ireland last night.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_02: We landed, but none of the baggage did.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: I got like 29 baggage tags, no clothes, no dummies, no toothbrush, no underwear, no nothing.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_02: So I have a show in eight hours.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_02: I guess for now I'm just gonna walk around and drink in it.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I'd say an uh uh Americans and the Irish pretty much think alike.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_02: How's that?
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_02: Most of us think our government should take a flying leap.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: Well, besides politics, did you know that Bram Stoker, who uh wrote uh who created Dracula, is from Dublin.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, I know I heard Dracula.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_02: Dracula?
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_02: You mean the guy who sleeps all day, goes out every night, and can't stop drinking?
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder where Stoker got that idea.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_02: I once ticked up an Irish hitchhiker.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: You did?
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, where was he going?
• 8:13
  SPEAKER_02: Rihab?
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_02: Have you noticed this is a very diverse city?
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_02: I saw the black guy.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: Good for you! Did you see the O'Connell bridge?
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_02: No, what's that?
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's the only bridge in Europe that's as wide as it is long.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh! I married her.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: I read the other day that Scotland is actually the I've saved this fact for you, the murder capital of Europe.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't do it! I have nothing to do with this.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: Did you know that bagpipes have existed in Scotland since the 14th century?
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that is probably about the time the murder rate went up.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_02: Did you know that I think my mother was part Scottish?
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh why do you say that?
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes she'd want to put me in Scottish clothing.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh sure, she'd say, I kilt you.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_02: Kilt, kilt, kid, kilt, I kilt you.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_00: Jackie Dawson, Jackie Maria.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_02: Jackie, lay off the testosterone.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_02: You sound like a f guy.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_02: You scared the sh out of every on the arm, dude.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: Where's Jackie?
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: I'm here.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_02: This is why in my country we cover our women.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_02: Where are you Maury?
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: Right, I can't roll my arms.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_02: Don't worry, I got it.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: Last name Christy, is she here?
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_02: Up there.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_02: With the guy that sounds like a chick.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_02: She says, uh, dear Achman, I have a problem with strange people touching me.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_02: I would love to tell them I will kill them, but that can come across as rude.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_02: Any other suggestions?
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_02: Put your clothes back on and get off the call.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wait a minute.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, you're a saltine American.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_02: So, Mama J, you know we're right here in Hollywood.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, sure.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think of LA?
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't like it.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_02: You don't like LA?
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I thought you said AA.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_02: I like LA and I love beer.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_02: That's good.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: But I gotta do something about my gut.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: Are you gonna start working out?
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm gonna get a bigger shirt.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_02: Somebody told me that to stay in shape I should get a trainer.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good idea.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_02: I did it.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_02: You did, yeah.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_02: How's that going?
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: Pretty good.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: So far, I can sit and shake and roll over.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_02: And then I get a cookie.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_02: So, what else do you know about LA?
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, the bad traffic here reminds me of marriage.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_02: How's that?
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_02: You're stuck in it because there was an accident.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_02: Walter told me to tell that one.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_02: Here's another one Walter told me.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_02: You want to hear this?
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: Getting married is like your iTunes agreement.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: How's that?
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_02: You had no idea what you're saying yes to, but you'll agree just so it'll shut the hell up.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: So you've been to Disneyland?
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love Disneyland.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_02: Did you see it's a small world?
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_02: Is that the one where you go on a date and it turns out she's your cousin and you go, ooh, a small world.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: Then they're done that.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, did you know they now sell beer at Disneyland?
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_02: I did know that.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_02: How old do you have to be to drink beer at Disneyland?
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no, everything goes by height.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_02: So you got drunk at Disneyland.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_02: No, I stayed drunk at Disneyland.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_02: Baba Jay, that's not good.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_02: I know it was bad.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_02: At the arcade, I thought we were really hunting and I shot Donald Duck.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_02: He had a big one in the suit, now he walks a little goofy.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: You get it?
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_02: Goofy.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, did you know that here in LA last week, some guy tried to sell me a map to the stars?
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, did you get it?
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_02: No, I went, duh, buddy, just look up.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_02: So, Baba J, when we're in Southern California, are you ever worried about earthquakes?
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_02: No, I'm used to it.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_02: The ground is always moving when you're hammered.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_02: If it stops suddenly, that's when I fall down.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, do they have Walmart in Los Angeles?
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, you like Walmart.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, it's so convenient.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: Where else can you get Jesus Lust, kid?
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, I screwed up the joke.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_02: Wait a minute, you screwed up the joke.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_02: Don't make me say what I did you did, and then make it your fault, my fault, my brain hurts now.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_02: What were you trying to ask?
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_02: No, what were you trying to make me ask?
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't screw this up, you did.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_02: I need the dumb, but you're helping me.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_02: You wanna try that joke again?
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_02: Huh?
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_02: You wanna wanna try the joke again?
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yin yinning from the start?
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, just just to get it right.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_02: Redo the whole joke.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_02: What's my first line?
• 15:39
  SPEAKER_02: Do they have Walmarts in Los Angeles?
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, okay, okay, okay.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_02: This is like acting.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: Take two.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, Jeff.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, Baba J.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was really natural.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: You're good.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_02: That was good, okay.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, do they have lawlords in Los Angeles?
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_02: Hurry up, you're up the timing.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, they do have Walmarts in Los Angeles.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: Don't laugh when I talk at the f the whole thing up.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_02: You like Walmart?
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, it's so convenient.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_02: Where else can you get cheesets, tampons, and a canoe all in the same place?
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_02: And now back to our regularly scheduled show.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, Mr.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_02: D, why are we on stage like this all the time?
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_02: This is my job.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: What is this is?
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: To stand here and talk to everybody?
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's your job?
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: Don't exactly need a college education for this, do you?
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I graduated from college.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, and now you do this?
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's a big ass waste of money, wouldn't it?
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_02: You need more education to boil an egg than you do this.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, can you boil an egg?
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there you go.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: You got something to fall back on.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, I forgot to tell you, Walter told me I should get on Twitter.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: Twitter.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, well, that doesn't sound as fun, does it?
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, you know what the hardest part is about the internet for me?
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: What, remembering all the passwords?
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we'll keep it simple.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_02: Just use the name of someone you love.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_02: My dog?
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_02: What's your dog's name?
• 18:22
  SPEAKER_02: Dog?
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: Your dog's name is Dog.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, it's Doug, but the U is silent.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's Italian.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_02: Papa J, have you tweeted?
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, sorry about that.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_02: It's a big room, I didn't know you know.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_02: I usually blame that on dog.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, somebody told me they saw me on the internet.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, have you Googled yourself?
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: Not in public.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_02: Not a lot.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_02: I can still see.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_02: So I take it you grew up in a small town.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're small.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_02: How small?
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we didn't have a street light, so the hooker stood under a flashlight.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: I called her Everett.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know, Walter and I were talking about our government.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do you pay attention to politics?
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, pay attention, yeah, politics, yeah.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, can I ask you your opinion on some current issues?
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_02: No, yeah, current issues, okay.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_02: Let's talk about some things you might be familiar with.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, for example, Bubba J, what is your feeling on gun control?
• 19:49
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know this one.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, if you're drunk and seeing double shoot in the middle.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, so what do you think of Liverpool so far?
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, having a good time.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, lots of Beatles stuff.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_02: Well, this is the this is the original home of the Beatles.
• 20:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do Paul and Ringo ever uh get back here?
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: Or are they still trying to avoid running into Pete Best?
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_02: For those who might be watching and aren't familiar, Pete Best was the original drummer for the Beatles before before they dumped his ass and got Ringo.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_02: That had to suck.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: You think he's over it by now?
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: You know, they named a street after Pete Best.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, well, yeah, it's great.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's gotta make up for the millions of dollars in pounds, don't you think?
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: What the hell's the name of the street?
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_02: You got screwed, boulevard?
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_02: Shafted Lane?
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_02: It could have been you road?
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_02: You guys have all the crazy tourists wanting to see where the Beatles are from.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_02: You know, we in the U.S., we had the same thing with the Elvis, uh, Presley, Graceland in Lemphas.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, hell yeah.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_02: Shut up, no one cares here.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_02: Graceland, that's where Elvis fans flocked to see where Elvis lived.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: And if they're a Michael Jackson fan, you can come out to LA and take a walking tour of all his plastic surgeons' offices.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: Quite lovely.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: The nose was done here.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: It fell off here, and they redid it here.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, there's uh more to see here than just the Beatles stuff.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_02: There's the uh International Slavery Museum.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_02: What an uplifting afternoon that should be.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_02: Did you know that it was in Liverpool that scientists first discovered that malaria was spread by mosquitoes?
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's just fascinating, Jeff.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_02: Let's put that on the welcome signs.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_02: That'll bring in the tourists.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_02: Come to Liverpool.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_02: We have beetles and mosquitoes.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: And one of them carries a deadly disease.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_02: Find out which one.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_02: Ringo.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: After touring the Beetle Museum in Liverpool this morning, we took a long drive and we've now reached the border between England and Scotland.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_02: And here it is right here.