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DLHS Hour 4 | Five reasons your mom is awesome · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal. You can show you a twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty six addition in case you're going to be in Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: Illinois Schomberg Illinois specific that would be that this Friday,
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  Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday at the Chicago improv I will say this,
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  Speaker 1: I watched that roast of Kevin Harst Rose. I am
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  Speaker 1: a huge proponent of free speech. I believe, and you
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  Speaker 1: hear me defend it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I do not.
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  Speaker 1: I do not understand why he had some of those
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  Speaker 1: racist dudes on. I don't, but they can do whatever
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  Speaker 1: they want. I'm going to defend your right to say it.
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  Speaker 1: I think that those dudes use racism for comedy. That
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  Speaker 1: dude Tony Hinchman was never funny. Then he goes to that,
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  Speaker 1: goes to Houston and Austin start talking stuff about and
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  Speaker 1: gets over what they did to Surel, we'd have to fight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's there was a lot of yeah,
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  Speaker 1: used to be the roasts whereabout like Dean Martin would
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  Speaker 1: have those roads. But all those dudes liked each other.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't understand why some of them were there.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, I would defend your right to
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  Speaker 1: say whatever it is.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta say. I just don't think I gotta be
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  Speaker 2: in your company. I don't, Yeah, And I think.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like they the way that they
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  Speaker 3: you know, I saw Sheryl Underwood on TMZ and they
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  Speaker 3: were basically saying how they didn't understand some of the
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  Speaker 3: things that were being said and they thought it was
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  Speaker 3: a little off, and you know, they talked about the
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  Speaker 3: fact that you know, you know, I guess somebody took
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  Speaker 3: a stab at the fact that her husband had committed
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  Speaker 3: suicide some years back, like thirty years ago, as a
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  Speaker 3: matter of fact, and she was trying to explain that
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  Speaker 3: comedians have a different language that they speak.
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  Speaker 2: And that they all understand each other.
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  Speaker 3: And she was like, you know, we we can, we
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  Speaker 3: can rag on each other like that.
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  Speaker 2: You yeah, we're on a row.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta like you or you got I gotta
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  Speaker 1: believe you like me. I'm not gonna, you know, or
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  Speaker 1: have we have respect for each other, right, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, it's just having some of those people
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  Speaker 1: on there. I was just like, why don't get it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people said that, you know, the
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  Speaker 3: whole thing with Kat Williams was weird because they were
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  Speaker 3: like kat still left knowing that he didn't like Kevin Hart.
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  Speaker 2: That's even fun if he likes him or not. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: even that's funny. What I think.
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  Speaker 1: What I think is, I just don't feel like for
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  Speaker 1: me personally. I don't give anybody who's that disrespect well
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 2: It's a racist. I don't, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I just I'm going to defend your right to be
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  Speaker 1: that way. I just don't got to be in your space.
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  Speaker 1: We were, you know you. I'm respectful of your right
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  Speaker 1: to say whatever it is you want to say. I'll fight,
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  Speaker 1: you know, to the death, but your right to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to like it, and I ain't, damn
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  Speaker 1: jungle be in your space. And a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: are too way too chummy chummy with with these the
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  Speaker 1: white dudes who are slick at the mouth, way too chummy.
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  Speaker 2: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 1: I I can't do it, and like I like, oh
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  Speaker 1: no no.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: This past WEEKND we celebrated Mother's Day and it reminds
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  Speaker 1: us what mom is her Jasmine give us five reasons
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  Speaker 1: your mom is awesome by Jacob Cleveland for Black Label
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  Speaker 1: dot Com.
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  Speaker 3: Well Number one, she spends more of her life thinking
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  Speaker 3: about you than she does about herself.
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  Speaker 1: That's the where it should go.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way it's supposed to be.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, but it doesn't always happen that way, so
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  Speaker 3: you got to be not at all.
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  Speaker 2: She's not at all.
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  Speaker 3: I think we all have had mothers who don't do
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  Speaker 3: what they supposed to, but you're still thankful for them.
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  Speaker 3: Number four of the top five reasons your mama is awesome.
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  Speaker 3: She'll always let you know when you're being an idiot,
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  Speaker 3: and then she'll still give you a hug.
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  Speaker 2: At all. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five reasons your mama is awesome.
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  Speaker 3: When she tells you you're the most beautiful person in.
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  Speaker 2: The world, she means it, but she lying sometimes. Well,
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  Speaker 2: she's supposed to.
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  Speaker 3: She your mama, Okay, she's supposed to make you believe.
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  Speaker 2: That's saying face only a mother can love. There's a
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  Speaker 2: reason exactly the top five reasons your mom is awesome.
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  Speaker 3: She's may not always understand your decisions, but she will
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  Speaker 3: always support you for the most part, sometimes even quietly.
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  Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five reasons your
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  Speaker 3: mama is awesome. She never stops believing in you, even
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  Speaker 3: when you don't believe in yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Mom, I need that. I need a mama like
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  Speaker 2: that too. Got them, they got them. I'm I'm just serious.
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  Speaker 1: if you take a notion, Jasmine Sanders, Uh, what did
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  Speaker 1: you learn today?
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  Speaker 3: Well? I learned that the price of gas is getting
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  Speaker 3: out of control. I filled up my truck the other
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  Speaker 3: day and it was almost one hundred and fifty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: What's happening? Dn? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: By electrical?
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  Speaker 3: A war? A war?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you friend, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Shree Yes, skip my man, cheat them when you learn today?
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  Speaker 2: Baby boy man, I don't know if this is true.
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  Speaker 4: As a rumor out there there, Jamie Fox is infecting
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  Speaker 4: another baby at fifty eight years old. That he's got
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  Speaker 4: one of his little uh, one of his little ship piece,
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  Speaker 4: his little snow moneyes.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, man that that man live, man.
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  Speaker 4: Happy, happy to him, fifty not be me better him
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  Speaker 4: than me a fifty eight that having another baby.
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  Speaker 1: If anybody told me they was great, I jump up
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  Speaker 1: a damn.
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  Speaker 5: Breeze, congratulate, Keys of your baby fail.
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  Speaker 2: That was daddy, Keys of your baby, Daddy fail.
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