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Let's Play ONE OF US IS LYING · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: All right, we got Victoria on the line. She's our contestant.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to play One of Us is Lying. Good morning, Victoria.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: So this is how we play the game. Each one
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  Speaker 1: of us is going to tell you a story. They're
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  Speaker 1: all true, but one of us is lying. You guess,
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  Speaker 1: you get the somber tickets. Got it?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now before we start, you guys, I want to say, shotgun,
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  Speaker 1: I go last.
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  Speaker 3: I call second to last.
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  Speaker 4: I'm third to last, Richard first.
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  Speaker 5: Yay!
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  Speaker 3: Jeez.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so I had some stomach problems, like really, really bad,
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  Speaker 5: I would say in my 20s. I went to go
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  Speaker 5: get an x-ray and an ultrasound, and what they found
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  Speaker 5: in my stomach was the result of me losing a
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  Speaker 5: bet when I was 10 years old with my brother,
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  Speaker 5: and I ate most of a McDonald's carton, like the
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  Speaker 5: little styrofoam thing that the quarter pounder cheese comes with.
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  Speaker 5: It was still in my stomach.
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  Speaker 1: At least part of it was.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I'm next.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so we get some pretty cool opportunities working in
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  Speaker 4: radio to interview celebrities. And I got to sit down
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  Speaker 4: with a celebrity I was so excited about. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm interviewing Dax Shepard. So I interviewed
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  Speaker 4: Dax Shepard. It goes swimmingly. It's like 20 minutes, and
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  Speaker 4: we're having a great time. And it turns out it
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  Speaker 4: was not Dax Shepard.
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  Speaker 5: Who was it?
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  Speaker 4: It was Zach Braff, which in my defense, they look
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  Speaker 4: a lot alike.
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  Speaker 2: They do.
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  Speaker 1: They do. That's the story.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. Okay. Mine was when I was in high school,
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  Speaker 3: I went to a Halloween party and I was driving, right?
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  Speaker 3: I was driving all my friends around. We had the
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  Speaker 3: whole car loaded up. We were being like these. We
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  Speaker 3: had really stupid costumes anyways. And we get to this party,
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  Speaker 3: and when we're there, we run into this group of
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  Speaker 3: girls who has low-key been kind of like hunting us down.
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  Speaker 3: Like they did not like us because their boyfriends liked us.
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  Speaker 3: Long story short, we get into it with them at
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  Speaker 3: this party to the point where they chased us out
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  Speaker 3: to my car. We all loaded into my car, and
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  Speaker 3: they literally chased us around for 30 minutes. I had
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  Speaker 3: to call the police for help. It was really scary actually.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: It was a car chase.
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  Speaker 3: It was a car chase.
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  Speaker 1: So you got those three, Victoria?
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  Speaker 2: So far, so good, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so mine is this. My sister-in-law, my wife's younger sister, Brenda,
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  Speaker 1: is a hot air balloon pilot. That by itself should
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  Speaker 1: be the story, but it's not. We're in the middle
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  Speaker 1: right now of Albuquerque Balloon Festival, where my sister-in-law lives.
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  Speaker 1: My sister-in-law Brenda lives there. The other day, she was
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  Speaker 1: part of the balloon festival, flying her balloon by the
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  Speaker 1: name of Jelly Bean, and landed it in a parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: And then the wind hit it, and it went into
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  Speaker 1: the telephone poles, into the wires. Oh, no. And fire
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  Speaker 1: crews showed up. It was all over the news. It
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  Speaker 1: was picked up all over the news and everywhere. and
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  Speaker 1: then she got 24 hours suspended had to go in
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  Speaker 1: front of the balloon board there's a balloon board there's
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  Speaker 1: a balloon well think about it it's one of the
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  Speaker 1: biggest balloon festivals in the world there's thousands of blue
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  Speaker 1: she had to go in front of the balloon board
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  Speaker 1: to just to explain herself and then they approved her
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  Speaker 1: but the jelly bean is injured and can't fly that
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  Speaker 1: thing so that's my story victoria so they're all true.
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  Speaker 2: But one of us is lying okay um So I
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  Speaker 2: heard you talking about Jellybean recently.
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  Speaker 3: So I.
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  Speaker 2: Believe you, John Jay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, true.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle, that seems like an easy mistake to make. So
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  Speaker 2: I also believe you. I'm between Rich and Peyton right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go with Peyton is lying.
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling the truth. They really did not like us.
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  Speaker 3: It was scary.
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  Speaker 2: Card shakes.
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  Speaker 3: I thought that they were going to beat us up
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  Speaker 3: for real.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Well, I'm glad you made it out okay.
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  Speaker 2: All right. So my second guest then will be Rich.
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  Speaker 5: My story is 100% true.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
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  Speaker 5: I did lose a bet to my brother and eat
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  Speaker 5: a McDonald's carton.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was lying.
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  Speaker 2: That's so good.
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  Speaker 4: I have met Dax Shepard, but I've never actually gotten
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  Speaker 4: to interview him, and I don't think I've ever met
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  Speaker 4: Zach Bradford.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good lie. That was a really good, believable lie.
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  Speaker 4: Made me LOL. Yeah, you got me.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, Victoria, you can win. You get the tickets,
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  Speaker 1: and you get to go see Somber.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 2: I was telling Dylan, I was listening to the podcast
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  Speaker 2: from yesterday. I'm a religious listener. Love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for listening, Victoria. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Hold on. We're going to set
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