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Episode 31: Cincinatti, Missouri. · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The Blaze in Confused.
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  Speaker 2: Podcast is rated M for marijuana no minors, but your
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  Speaker 2: audience is only you're smelling here smells very nice and clean.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't it lookt up? Does Look at my floor right now?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you just want to lick it?
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  Speaker 1: I want? Maybe I walked in and I said, how
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  Speaker 1: great it looked in here. You did a great job,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, very productive on your sick day.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I felt the need yesterday to
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  Speaker 2: wake up and mop my floor.
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  Speaker 1: That's what.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I'll tell you exactly why I mopped the floor
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  Speaker 2: because I found my mop.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Oh my god, you've had it in your
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  Speaker 1: laundry room. Yeah. I had to clean out my laundry
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  Speaker 1: room and I found my mop.
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  Speaker 2: And then I thought, all right, well, you know, if
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  Speaker 2: there's ever been an opportunity to mop, I guess it's today.
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  Speaker 2: This is the universe telling me that I need to
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  Speaker 2: mop my floor.
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  Speaker 1: So I did. You had to clean something to find
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  Speaker 1: your cleaning device. Well, here's the thing. Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly why.
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  Speaker 2: So there's a there's a furnace inspection this week at
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  Speaker 2: my apartment building. So they put out this memo and
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  Speaker 2: set everybody in this apartment building how to clean out
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  Speaker 2: their laundry room and make sure that there was like
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  Speaker 2: easy access to the furnace. Yeah, well there was not easy.
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  Speaker 2: The access to my furnish sounds like a personal problem.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't it.
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  Speaker 2: So I had to make easy access to my furnash,
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  Speaker 2: which involved cleaning out my entire laundry room, which involved
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  Speaker 2: me finding my mop, which involved me mopping my entire apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Issue.
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  Speaker 2: And you moved furniture right, you said, I moved. I
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  Speaker 2: moved the furniture back. I mopped it. I moved the
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  Speaker 2: furniture right back after. I'm telling you, on.
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  Speaker 1: A sick day, I did all this. Yeah, good for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you're sick, No, he was. I was feeling much
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  Speaker 1: better now, thank you, thank you. Yes, my lovely spokesperson
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  Speaker 1: over here, mister Beckers, I just want to make sure
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  Speaker 1: that our guest knows that we didn't bring him into
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  Speaker 1: an environment where it was you know, he was going
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  Speaker 1: to get sick. That's all. Yeah, here, you want this.
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  Speaker 1: I had also asked for that same reason.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the one thing, though, that's a little weird. They're
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  Speaker 2: going to come inspect my furnace on Wednesday. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: feel the need to be here, you know. But they
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  Speaker 2: put on this note that they're going to knock once
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  Speaker 2: and if nobody's home, that they're going to enter, go
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  Speaker 2: to the furnace, which should take less than thirty minutes
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  Speaker 2: for the inspection, and then leave like they'll let themselves
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  Speaker 2: in and do it.
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  Speaker 1: Why is it a one knock system? By the way,
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  Speaker 1: one knock that's all you get. I don't know they
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  Speaker 1: put that on the note. You gonna hear the first one.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know what if I'm sitting down here naked,
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  Speaker 1: I know, great waiters start the show. We have breaking
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  Speaker 1: news though, don't we?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, here, So.
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  Speaker 2: We always record the podcast on a Sunday, and apparently
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  Speaker 2: this week by the time in this post, hopefully Trump
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  Speaker 2: foill reclassify marijuana.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of talks of that recently here listen to this.
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  Speaker 4: Trump held a meeting at the White House on Wednesday
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  Speaker 4: with marijuana industry executives along with HHS Secretary Robert F.
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  Speaker 4: Kennedy Junior, and CMS administrator of doctor memet Oz.
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  Speaker 1: The dream Tube. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: They were joined on the phone by speaker Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Johnson, another great individual God.
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  Speaker 4: Who cited studies arguing against the move.
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  Speaker 2: Marijuana experts in the Oval office right along with Robert.
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  Speaker 1: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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  Speaker 2: And MEM ANDAZ and the Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson,
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  Speaker 2: who were all saying.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do it, sir, don't do it. Don't listen to him,
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  Speaker 1: don't do it. Okay, there we go.
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  Speaker 4: The executives reportedly rebutted Speaker Johnson's arguments, and Trump left
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  Speaker 4: the conversation prepared to move forward with the reclassification reports,
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  Speaker 4: saying nothing is final and President Trump could still change
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  Speaker 4: his mind on this. Cannabis is currently labeled to Schedule
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  Speaker 4: one drug, in the same category as heroin and LSD.
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  Speaker 4: Reclassifying it as a Schedule three would put it in
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  Speaker 4: the same level as steroids and tile and all with codine.
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  Speaker 1: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So they're going to supposedly they're going to reclassify,
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  Speaker 2: and if everything goes well, yes, this episode will come
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  Speaker 2: to you on Thursday, and it will be day four into.
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  Speaker 1: The new Schedule three world. Let's see if he actually
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  Speaker 1: does it. Yeah, tell me, tells me it's not going
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  Speaker 1: to happen. I don't know. It sounds too good to
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  Speaker 1: be true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the other thing I read this week about our
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  Speaker 2: lovely government what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Marco Rubio is cracking down on fonts.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard about this what, but
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  Speaker 2: the government and the White House will no longer be
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  Speaker 2: using the calibri or calibri or how however you pronounce it.
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  Speaker 2: Fun it's my favorite. He's cracking down on that because
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  Speaker 2: it's woke and they're going back to times new Roman.
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  Speaker 1: I spearad to God, I sweart a God. It's a
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  Speaker 1: real story. No, it's a real story. I swear to God,
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  Speaker 1: it's a real story.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, they're cracking down on the ultra left
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  Speaker 2: woke agenda. No more clip you know what I was
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  Speaker 2: about to start using comic sands talk about left leading right. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: our friend and travel expert Tropical Mark is.
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  Speaker 1: Back traveling during the holiday season. It's got to be
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  Speaker 1: pretty chrochaotic. I think I looked online the busiest days
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  Speaker 1: for holiday travel or the twenty third and twenty fourth
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  Speaker 1: of December. Mark, Have you traveled during Christmas time? I have.
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  Speaker 5: I usually drive if i'd going out to visit family.
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  Speaker 5: Been a long time since I did it run Christmas time,
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  Speaker 5: but I was flying around Thanksgiving this year and ended
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  Speaker 5: up spending most of the day at Chicago Airport. But
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  Speaker 5: if you look at the schedules, every single flight was
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  Speaker 5: delayed or canceled.
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  Speaker 1: It was a rough day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for water storm. Yeah, snow, where were you? Were
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  Speaker 2: you somewhere tropical Chicago? You just said he was, But
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  Speaker 2: before that, No, you were stuck in Chicago. But before that,
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  Speaker 2: weren't you somewhere tropical?
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  Speaker 1: Before that? Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Cincinnati, Cincinnati, that's not tropical. A hot, sweltering five nights
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  Speaker 5: in sunny Cincinnati, Cincinnati, Missouri? No, no, Ohio, Cincinnati, Ohio?
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, oh, good god?
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  Speaker 1: No ship.
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  Speaker 2: What am I thinking of? What's in Missouri? Saint Louis?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what does that have to do with Cincinnati.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know Cincinnati Saint Louis. It's a lot of
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  Speaker 2: you knew Cincinnati was an No, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I just had a brain fart. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I know why I had a brain I know exactly
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  Speaker 2: why I had a brain fart. Can I press the
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  Speaker 2: open button?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, we have a we have a
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  Speaker 1: whole show of being the reason I wish we had
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  Speaker 1: a home. Anyway, this is rough. What just hit the
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  Speaker 1: fucking button?
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  Speaker 3: Plazed and Confused podcasts with Becker and Joel, The trivia
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  Speaker 3: curiosity and light up some knowledge fell. Blazed and Confused
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  Speaker 3: podcast with Becker and Joel starts.
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  Speaker 2: Now now, oh hey, hello, I'm Joel. That's Becker. This
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  Speaker 2: is Tropical Mark, our guest, Tropical Mark. Tell us something
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  Speaker 2: about you.
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  Speaker 1: My family is related to George Washington. Wow. Really that
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  Speaker 1: was good. That was good man.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have you back a lot more carrying this show, Mark,
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  Speaker 2: have you been anywhere tropically tropically?
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  Speaker 1: Tropically recently? Was a Dominican Republic recently? See? This is
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  Speaker 1: why we call him Tropical Mark. Yeah. Remember that last
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  Speaker 1: time he was here, you asked him if anywhere in
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  Speaker 1: Alaska was tropical. No, but it sounds like something I'd say. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean knew that Cincinnati was in where shut up
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  Speaker 1: stop it. I knew that.
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  Speaker 2: I knew that Cincinnati was in Ohio, all right, I
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  Speaker 2: knew that. I just had a little brain fart. I
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  Speaker 2: like Ohio. There's there's some cool shit to do in Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: Rockwell Hall of Fames in Cleveland. Yeah, I've wanted to
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  Speaker 2: go back.
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  Speaker 1: You've been there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you really need like a couple of days
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  Speaker 2: if you do that, right, I think you're right. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like two days, two days. It's the weekend thing. But
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  Speaker 2: Tropical Mark is back.
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  Speaker 1: Last time we were here, we were talking about different
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  Speaker 1: kind of trips, but this particular show is all about
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  Speaker 1: holiday travel. Do you where are people going during the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people getting the hell out of here,
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  Speaker 1: escaping their families.
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  Speaker 5: If you you know this time of year, if you're
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  Speaker 5: going somewhere like Cancun or Jamaica, Dominican Republic, it's upper
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  Speaker 5: seventies on average. Yeah, so some people from our area
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  Speaker 5: upper eventies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of old fucking people. Jeez, what do
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  Speaker 2: you mean now? The temperature? Oh oh oh, oh oh,
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  Speaker 2: what's wrong with your co host, mat?
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  Speaker 1: He's broken? Okay, that makes more sense. I was going
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  Speaker 1: to say upper seventies.
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  Speaker 5: Expect to see a lot of people in their upper seventies.
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  Speaker 5: If you're going to Cancune, Dominican Republic.
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  Speaker 2: Holidays seeing people with white hair, You're so stupid? All right,
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  Speaker 2: that makes more sense anyway, continue, but you know it
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  Speaker 2: is a popular time of year for tropical travel. February especially,
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  Speaker 2: You know, February is probably the coldest month, right, the
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  Speaker 2: most miserable time to be in a winter state tropical mark.
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  Speaker 1: How many times a year do you go somewhere tropical?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, several, several several times. He travels quite
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  Speaker 5: a bit. Yeah, I'm jealous. I want to travel. I
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  Speaker 5: want a job where I can travel.
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  Speaker 1: Can't you do your job from a tropical location? A
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  Speaker 1: hypothetically sure.
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  Speaker 5: When Becker and I went to Jamaica a bunch of
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  Speaker 5: years ago, he had it in mind that he was
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  Speaker 5: going to move there, and.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I remember take over the local radio.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when you came back from that trip and
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  Speaker 2: when you were like, I'm gonna moved to Jamaica.
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  Speaker 1: It was a beautiful Yea, I loved it. It was
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  Speaker 1: one of your grand ideas, one of my grand ideas.
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  Speaker 1: We'll move to Jamaica. To go to Jamaica. Who wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: want to live there?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Right now, they've they've gone through some ship recently with
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  Speaker 1: the hurricanes and stuff. But yeah, who wouldn't want to
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  Speaker 1: live there? Otherwise?
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  Speaker 2: Well, they've gone through ship with hurricanes recently, But who
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't want to live there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're they're working on it, getting back up and running.
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  Speaker 1: It won't be very long.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Mark tropical. Mark, would you live somewhere tropical.
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  Speaker 5: As long as they have a reasonable movie theater not
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  Speaker 5: not too far away?
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  Speaker 1: Is this what you people fucking care about? All of
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  Speaker 1: these movies and movie theaters? You're you're like him? Are
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  Speaker 1: you like him?
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  Speaker 2: You have like the Thursday movie past or whatever. Fuck
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  Speaker 2: you and a bunch of tuck about upper seventies. You
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  Speaker 2: and a bunch of upper seventy year olds on Thursdays
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  Speaker 2: go to watch movies for five dollars at the local AMC.
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  Speaker 1: Right listen, If you're asking if we are both part
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  Speaker 1: of a movie club, yes, the answer is yes, upper seventies.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you upper seventies.
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  Speaker 5: I for me personally, in the summer in somewhere tropical,
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  Speaker 5: it can be warmer than I can. I don't know
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  Speaker 5: if I could live somewhere, even just sitting in here,
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  Speaker 5: like somewhere like South Carolina. I love going to South Carolina.
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  Speaker 5: Could I last all summer there?
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  Speaker 1: You know? I don't know. So Pennsylvania really is ideal,
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  Speaker 1: It's not. See you get a little bit of everything
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  Speaker 1: that's what you get here, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: You get four seasons. It's not bad. Pennsylvania is not bad.
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  Speaker 1: I would kind of miss it if if I left,
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  Speaker 1: I would miss having a fall. And I like spring
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I don't like I like summer. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like to be sitting there if I'm going to be
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  Speaker 1: sweating my ass off. I want to I've earned it.
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  Speaker 1: I like just sitting there and sweating because it's hot out,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't like that kind of heat. But
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  Speaker 1: I like spring.
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  Speaker 2: Rattled off all the seasons and said why he likes
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  Speaker 2: all of them? Well, great, hey, now you know me.
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  Speaker 2: Which one don't you like? Which one don't you like.
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  Speaker 1: My least favorite? Yeah, summer, I think summer is your
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  Speaker 1: least favorite. I'd rather be cool. I'd rather be cold
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  Speaker 1: and be able to like bundle up and be warm.
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  Speaker 1: But in this, if you're outside in the summer and
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  Speaker 1: you're just sweating, how do you escape the heat? You
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  Speaker 1: go inside and you sit in the air conditioner. Exactly,
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  Speaker 1: you don't go outside? So what all? Right? Oh summer inside?
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay with.
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  Speaker 2: You're crazy anyway, Let's ask some trivia questions. Okay, fine, right,
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  Speaker 2: so you're weird. I didn't know how weird you are.
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  Speaker 1: You're stupid. Shut up?
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  Speaker 3: Trivia Tangient gac No Blaze and Confused podcast with Becker
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  Speaker 3: and Joe.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Tropical Mark, Rapid Round. You ready? I don't
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  Speaker 1: like this part, but i'll yeah, I'll do my best.
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  Speaker 1: The game begins three Mark.
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  Speaker 2: What was the very first Pixar movie? Mister movie?
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  Speaker 1: Guy Toy story? Very good? Originally Amazon only sold what
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  Speaker 1: kind of product books? Yes? What is Thomas Edison's most
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  Speaker 1: famous invention? Light bulb? Yeah? Who painted the mona Lisa?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Dolemenchi? Yes? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: What are three consecutive strikes and bowling called turkey?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What was the first soft drink to be taken
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  Speaker 1: into space? Coca Cola? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What was the name of the possessed hotel in the
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  Speaker 2: Shining Overlook?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What is the smallest breed of dog?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, I'll do it. Cassius play is the birth name
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  Speaker 1: of which famous boxer? Yeah? Cassius what.
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  Speaker 2: Website is known for offering personalized travel planning, insider tips,
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  Speaker 2: and curated itineraries for travelers around the world. You got
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  Speaker 2: every single question right? Wow, and a little shame. Wills
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  Speaker 2: plug there. Very yeah, absolutely, very good, very good.
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  Speaker 1: Now I can relax. Wow, and you got them all right?
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  Speaker 1: You want to go through it? Yeah? We should still recap,
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  Speaker 1: right because I love toy story. I love toy story.
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  Speaker 1: Toy story is great toy story one.
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  Speaker 2: Fantastic toy story two equally is fantastic toy story three. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: toy story four a fucking disgrace. I didn't see the
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  Speaker 2: fourth one. Second one made me cry like a bitch.
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  Speaker 2: You're not missing out. I think it's introduced in the
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  Speaker 2: fourth one, maybe in the third one. But it's a spork.
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  Speaker 1: You know about this.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a spork with a fucking googly eyes on
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  Speaker 2: it and a little mustache and a smile or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I think it for you.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's called sporky. It's this kid's favorite toy
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  Speaker 2: is a little spork. And then you know they're out,
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  Speaker 2: like somewhere, the family's out and about doing something.
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  Speaker 1: The kid forgets its spork.
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  Speaker 2: It turns around, the spork's gone, oh no, Mommy and
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  Speaker 2: daddy are driving away.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my spork. So what does daddy?
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  Speaker 2: He turns the fucking car around to go get the sport?
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  Speaker 1: What parents doing that? It's a good dad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh please please. Amazon only sold books originally. Thomas Edison's
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  Speaker 2: most famous invention was the light bulb. These are pretty easy, Becker.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I could have gotten this was impressive. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got them all. He's being serious or he's being sarcastic.
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  Speaker 2: Da Vinci painted the Mona Liza three consecutive strikes and
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  Speaker 2: bowling at turkey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know why, but.
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  Speaker 2: First soft drink to be taken into space Coca Cola,
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  Speaker 2: not pepsi, because Coca Cola Superior agreed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not the reason. He's a big pepsi fan,
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  Speaker 1: Are you really? Pepsi wild cherry is my favorite drink.
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  Speaker 2: I think that pepsi wild cherry might be better than
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  Speaker 2: Coca Cola cherry.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like those labor drinks at all, Not really.
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  Speaker 2: I do like pepsi wild cherry. They're onto something with
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  Speaker 2: the wild cherry.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 5: I like that the movie theater when you can fill
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  Speaker 5: it up with cherry or vanilla.
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  Speaker 1: Or you guys in the infatuation with the movies. You're
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  Speaker 1: both showing your age here there's a Coca Cola freestyle machines. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you could pick all that variation. So much fun.
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  Speaker 2: You guys watch movies at home, ever, instead of paying
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  Speaker 2: fucking eighty hours to go eat some popcorn. It's part
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  Speaker 2: of the movie club. It's twenty bucks a month. Twenty
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  Speaker 2: bucks a month to see three movies a week. You've
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  Speaker 2: never seen The Shining, Right? Oh, I love the Shining.
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  Speaker 2: You've seen The Shining. That's one of the movies I've
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  Speaker 2: actually seen. Wow, Overlook Hotel, the long one.
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  Speaker 1: That's a real hotel, isn't it. I think it's in Colorado?
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  Speaker 2: Is it not?
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the real name is not Overlook. Isn't it
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: the Stanley Hotel or some shit something like that? Does
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: sound familiar? Yeah. The smallest breed of dog, Chihuahua. They're
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: a little.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Annoying, don't you think, a little yappy, little yappy cash
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Casius Cassius Clay. I had no idea that one I
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: would have gotten wrong. The birth name of Muhammad Ali.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and trip.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Guide dot com is where I'm going to go to
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: contact Tropical mark over here to play my tropical vacation.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You can send me an email if you like.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Joel, I think that you should roll with Tropical Mark branding.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: I think that's pretty good if I would say so myself.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: It's the brand that I use when I'm here, but
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: when you're here, I.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Think this should be a professional brand, an extension of
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: your professional brand.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Tropical Mark.
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tropical if my like if my name started with a.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: T, perhaps what's your email address? Mark R at tripguide
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: dot com.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: See, it should be tropical mark dot com. You should
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: work on that, but it's not. What is it again?
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Mark R at trip guide dot com. There we go,
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: soon to be blazed and confused. Random thoughts.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Dick van Dyke, he's one hundred years old.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: One hundred years old?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Dude? Do you want to live to be one hundred
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: years old? Do you think that's too old? Ah?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Well, I read the Dick van Dyke goes to the
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: gym every single day. Yeah, he's crazy. If living to
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: be one hundred requires to go to the gym every day, man,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: That seems like it seems like a big ask. What
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: about you, Mark, you want to live to be one hundred?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I don't think it matters if I want to or not.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen. These guys who live to be
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: really old. Uh, the stuff that they eat, you know,
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: it's different than what we all eat. Yeah. Really, If
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Dick Vandyke can do it, why can't you. I don't know.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: It's too late. I've had too late.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: I've had too many skittles, I've had too many circus peanuts,
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: I've drank too much pepsi wild cherry.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Dick. Do you think Van is his middle name?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Like imagine he wasn't famous, it would just be Dick Dike.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Is Van his middle name? It might be? Or is
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Vandyke his last name. It's just there's a space there,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: So I don't know's it's all part of the last name.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's Dick Vandyke. It's not like Dick
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Van now Dick van Dyke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Vandyke is
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: his last name. Oh was it? Okay? I didn't know that.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I've never confirmed it. I'm just saying that
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: has to be it. We're working on it. There's no
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: way Van is a middle name.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: His real name is Richard Wayne van Dyke. So yes,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Van Dyke is his last name. Dick Dike I mean
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: that that's uh, go to the next thing. He's onto
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: something with the flower. I mean, even though he's one hundred,
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: never too late to rebrand, you know. I think that's
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: what he needs.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I think you really like this next one if you
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: want to take a look at that one.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Mike Lindell that my pillow guy is running for governor
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: of Minnesota. So I had a Google the other day.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Is he from Minnesota? He is from Minnesota?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: All right, at least he's got He's not like that
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: oz guy, Becker writes.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: The ironic thing is I would sooner vote for a
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: pillow to become governor before I would ever vote for
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: that weirdo. Man, you remember those commercials used to be everywhere,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: ground everywhere growing up.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Did you ever buy one?
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: No?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I wasn't sold on it either.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: My pillow dot com a new study show sniffing your
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: own farts could boost brain power and help fend off
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Alzheimer's pretty crazy, right, wow, boost your brain power? On
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: that note, it was so funny.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: It was my phone. It keeps telling me my storage
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: is like it's almost maxed out at this point, So
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: it gives me a bunch of things I can delete
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: and there's a video that you sent me about two
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: years ago where you were like, it's just you and
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: you say, hey, I forgot to tell you something, and
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: then you just put the phone down to your ass
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: and you fart and you sent that to me. Here
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: we go. This is from the vault fun facts. Oh
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: that's it. That's very uneventful. How old is that? I
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: think it was like two years ago? Wow, you keep everything. Jeez, dude,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I have everything since I got that phone, or that
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I've had an iPhone so a long time. Now. Your
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: phone is full of incriminating evidence against me. Yeah. Are
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: we ready for trivia?
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Here?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Let's do some trivia.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Facts optional Flass Karanteed Though, Blazed and Confused podcast with
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Becker and Joel.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Who's going first? Me? Or I'll go first? Man? You
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: want to pick your cat? Weird science, geography, people and statistics,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: or science science? Weird science or science. I'll go with
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: weird Science. Let's do it. Question number one. I have
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: a question for you. Who does the song weird science?
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Weird Science?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Ah?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Very good, Well, I don't people understanding never would have
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: gotten that.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Dolly was the first cloned animal. This is a two parter.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: What type of animal was she? That's the first question.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Dolly was the first cloned animal. What type of animal
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: was she? I want to say a pig. You have
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Mark as a lifeline.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Him on the first one though, Piggy, piggy, But it
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: would make sense that they would trysh it on a pig, right, Well,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: that's sad to think.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: What's her name? The dolly? And they cloned her? Yep.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: So now there's two dollies Dolly one do two? Oh? Delli?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Guess so, Lyda, I really think it's a pig. I'm
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: gonna say pig. Final answer, Yeah, finally you got it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: I keep preemptively pressing the sheep.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Here's the second part. Within two years? Can you guess
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: when that happened? Within two years that they cloned her?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they had one dollar sheep and they made
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: a new Dolly sheep. So then there's two dollars running around.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: What year do you think that kind of thing would
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: have been achieved for the first time.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Like I think recently. But I feel like this is
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: a trick question. It was really a long time ago.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say too to.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: Two thousand two thousand, No, nineteen ninety six.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, it wasn't as far off as I thought. You
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: remember that. I remember that being on the news for sure.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Dollary this sheet being cloned? And now what that football
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: player is doing it with his dog? Yeah, Tom Brady,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady so weird. Must be nice to have money. Wow,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I'm learning a lot today. Alrighty great, this is a
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: very educational podcast. It is. You learn a lot most
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: of linking every week, geography, people in statistics or science.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: What's next? Uh, let's go people in statistics? All right?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Question two?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: What is the most common eye color in humans? Uh? So,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: what would my options be?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Blue? Green, brown? Those are all people color eyes. Those
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: are all people color eyes. Yes, what I mean? Blue?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Green the most common color of eye. So you got
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: your blue ones, right, Some people got the green ones,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: some people yellow eyes. Somehow yellow eyes? Do you they really?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Is that a thing? Not? Really? Yeah? I was gonna say,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: what do you get of what? What? Other than blue?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Green and brown? And sometimes red? Line are gray? Ours
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: are red? Pretty often? I think yours don't look gray.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they don't look.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Gray, they look blue. Yeah, yours look green. I have
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: like greenish blue yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say blue.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I can't see your eyes right now. Huh huh blue?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: You think blue is the most common? I gee, I
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: guess it's not blue. Then not final answer?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: All right, Brown, final answer, this is stupid Brown. Brown
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: is right?
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Oh great, good job, new man. It wasn't a good job.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: The real guest was blue, brown girl.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Question three, geography or science geography? What is the only
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: continent without an active volcano? How many continents are there? Seven?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: All right? You say that, Look I don't know it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Making sure, asshole? The only continent without an active volcano?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: All right, so we got like North America, South America, Africa, Australia, Europe, Asia, one, two, three, four, five, six,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: and I'm missing one Antarctica Antarctica.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Oh wait did you do that?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: One?
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: No?
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Is that that's a continent? Yeah? Yeah, well that's not
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: the answer.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: I feel like I'm being trick. All right, I'm gonna
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: stop talking. What Well, it's the answer is not Antarctica.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: If he wasn't even sure if that was.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: A sure though, because right away I'm thinking, well, ca,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: well maybe it is Antarctica because you think snow, well,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: how could there be snow? If there was a big
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: old volcano mounting all.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: The snow, I'm telling you the way he said it,
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I'd be very surprised.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I agree with Mark, do you yes, I don't worry
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: about it. Don't worry about Haarcica. That's not the answer.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but again, tell me I'm wrong. I'm trying to
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: think like a scientist here.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: You are wrong. Okay, what are the let's go through
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the list again.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: North America, South America, Africa, Australia, Australia. Maybe it's Australia, Europe, Asia, Antarctica.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: You want to go with your life? Are gonna do
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: your lifeline?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with my Lifelineustralia, Australia.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Final answer correct. Ah, wow, man.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: That we worked it out. Yeah, it took a long time.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I'm telling though you would. So you mean to tell
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: me that there's a volcano on Antarctica.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: That would have definitely been your guess if not for
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: his tell.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't even tell that. I had to tell,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: which was funny. He's investigating.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Wow, Antarctica has numerous volcanoes, many hidden beneath the ice. Yep,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: volcanoes under the ice, there must be some thick ass ice.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Is your mind blown right now? Yeah, a little bit,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: because you'd think volcano hot? Right, yeah, exactly exactly? How
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: does hot work with under ice? Volcano hot? It doesn't
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: make any sense. I want to know how that works.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: We need to have a scientist on here. We do
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: calling all scientists. We need you question for Is it
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: your turner? My turn? You have one more for me?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Do you not?
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Oh ye? Science? What are the three main layers of earth? Oh? Stuff?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Probably four?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I know?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Oh god? Alright.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: So it's like the crust is one because I always
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: remember thinking that was funny, right, damn the crust.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: The Earth's crust.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Star war friends, we were the kids that would get
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: like kicked out of science class because every time the
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: teacher would say crust, I'd bust out laughing.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: It'd be bad.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, crust Manto is the mantle in the crust. The
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: mantles like the middle, right. I don't know if that's
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: one of them, though, crust is definitely one of them.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Mantle might be one. There's one more crust mantle.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I feel like it's something with a big name that
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I'm never gonna remember. Metamorphos. It's not a metamorphos. Sure,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is, but that sounds right. No,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: you think that's a layer of the earth. Yeah, that's
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: not it's not a layer. No, not a layer. Sorry,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: but the word is not big. I'll give you that hint.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: It's not big. Four letters, four letters. Yeah, it's the
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: small word. Small word. So you said what crust? You
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: said mantle? Yeah, that might not be right though, I
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Fuck core right, the core right in the middle, So
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: mantle's not one, no it is. Oh yeah, you had crust, mantle,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: and core. So I got two out of three pretty good?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: All right. I thought you were gonna get that, all right, core,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: good jobs, I think you got. You got one right
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: and one assisted right, so you got two. Yeah, fifty.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Brush up on my trivia.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Plays Get Confused with Becker and Joe, the podcast that
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: proves you can actually get worse at trivia the more
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: you try.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: All right, now it's your turn. Question number one? Shall
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I let you pick your categories? Two? Okay? All right?
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Middle school English, classic TV brands and slogans or lyric challenge.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Brands and slogans.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: To start, please, This now defunct store used to say,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: you've got questions, We've got answers.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: You've got questions, We've got answers. It just recently went under.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Uh, I don't really know, to be honest with you,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: it's been a long time since I've been in one.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: This now defunct store used to say, you've got questions,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: We've got answers.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Staples final answer?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Since what is Staples defunct?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Literally won down the story. I think recently they're
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: announcing their closure. I think that just recently was a
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: thing according to who talk about I never heard that.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Sorry Staples, if that's not true. Just now Defolk Store
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Portland they say it again, you've got questions, We've got answers.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Was it a like a best fire type store? Staples
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: could have been the sponsor this podcast too, I guess not.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: You've got questions, We've got answers. They're now closing. I
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: don't remember. It's radio shack. Radio shack.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: You didn't get that either, huh, No, didn't know. When's
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: last time we were in a radio shack.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Well, they've been closed a long time, they have, But
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I mean I was I used to like going to
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: radio shack. Oh yeah, I used to go to radio
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: shacks as a kids play with the radios and stuff
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: and the shacks.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: And question too, Classic TV middle School English or lyric
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: challenge middle school English. All right, so what do you
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: call a word that sounds like what it describes? Like buzz?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Like what buzz?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Like a bee?
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: It buzzes, buzzes? Is that word sounds like what it describes?
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: What do you call that a descriptor?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Right? Wait? No? Is there like an actual like a
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: term for a word that sounds like what it like?
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: What he said? Reader? One more time, I might have
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: to go to Mark.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: What do you call a word that sounds like what
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: it describes like buzz? You know this says middle school English.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: I think this is really more like that's hard. I
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: think it's more like elementary school. That's why, Well, that's
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: why it's hard. Uh, yeah, of course I believe you.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Does the sound of the word was that what you said?
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Word? Does the sound of the word like buzz like
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a bee? I have no idea. I have no idea.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Are you forfeiting or I have to forfeit because I
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: don't think Mark knows it either.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Automatipia about a pia.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: That was a good question.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I'm autom outipia. Did you ask that your trivia question? Yeah,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: a handful of teams.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: You got it right?
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Really, that is probably something you would learn in middle
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: school and then never thought I ever again?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I just proved it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Question three Classic TV or the Lyric Challenge?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Classic TV?
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: What was the name of the Cosby show spinoff that
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: followed Denise to College, premiered in nineteen eighty seven.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I wanted to save mark for the lyrics, but this
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: is Oh man, do you have the year of any chance?
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: No?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: When that happened? Now? Oh yeah, it was in the
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: question you freaking idiot? Oh say it again? Nineteen eighty seven? Yeah,
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: what was the name? Look at me?
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: No?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're both we're both in the wrong here.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: What was the name of the Cosby show spit off
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: that followed Denise to College, premiered in nineteen eighty seven.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: No, I don't have the year for you? Sorry? Yeah, yes, sorry.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I wish you'd give me the year. I just want
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: to say, like the Huxtables or something like that, But
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: See, you know, I have one thing I will say
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: about you. You're not good at using your context clues.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Why would it be called the Huxtables if if she
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: goes to college, it's just with her, So why would
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: it be called her the Huxtables if she's just going
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: It's the only thing I could think of. What's her
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: name again, Denise? It's called here, Denise, have this pill? No,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Denise goes to college. I have no fucking idea. What
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Denise gets rooffied? Now, Jesus Christ in an effort to
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  Speaker 1: save this show, I have no idea. Please just tell
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: me the answer. A different world. Fuck. I had it
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: in the back of my head too, and I didn't
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: think I had anything to do with the knowledge. Was
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: the world that was different? Fuck? Apparently different?
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Well? I remember the jingle question for the lyric challenge
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: you saved the best for last.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I read the lyric, you tell me what the song is.
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  Speaker 1: This might be too easy, though.
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  Speaker 2: Life's like a road that you travel on when there's
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: one day here and the next day gone.
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  Speaker 1: Say it again.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Life's like a road that you travel on when there's
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: one day here and the next day gone. Life's like
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: a road that you travel on when there's one day
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: here and the next day gone. I was trying to
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: read it fast because I thought it was too easy.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: So I thought if I read it fast that you
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: fuck it up. But clearly I can read it slow
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  Speaker 2: and you'll still get it wrong.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it seems to be the trend here. I'm
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: going to go with my lifeline about life as highway?
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Is it that life is a highway by those guys
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: by who? I remember? That's obviously not life is a highway?
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  Speaker 2: I think it is it? Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Finally answer, Yeah, yeah, I got.
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  Speaker 1: One right, Thank you man.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't tell me who was by though, I remember
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  Speaker 2: he has a great name, Tom Cochran.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: That's right, sounds like Cockring. Life is a highway by
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Tom Cockran. Yeah he loves that. I bet, I bet
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  Speaker 1: he's never heard that before. Never never.
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  Speaker 3: The only podcast where you can learn something then forget it.
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  Speaker 3: Two minutes later the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker
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  Speaker 3: and Joel.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: So you remember a couple of weeks ago when you
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: were busting on me because I told you that I'm
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: on this kick recently where I'm asking for things back. Yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Like I give things to people and then I'm like
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I kind of want that back. Yeah, give it back
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: to me. So you know when you go to Philly
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: and you can go to the Art Museum and there's
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: the statue of Sylvester stool There's a statue of Rocky there. Yeah,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: well apparently that belonged to Sylvester Stallone, like he commissioned it.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: It was him, It was all him, and he gave
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: it to the city of Philadelphia and they put it
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: at the Art Museum.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Right, I didn't know that.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: So as of recently, as of a week ago, now
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: he goes to them and he says, I want this
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: fucking thing back.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, whoa what is he gonna do with it?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Like, here's what at least talk to defend myself. When
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: I asked for something back, it's something stupid like headphones
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: or you know, a rock band guitar or whatever, like
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: this is not a rocky Like what what are you
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: gonna put it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: In your garden? Like? What are you doing with that?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: The number one reason to go to Philadelphia, They're biggest tourism,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Draw So there was all this pushback when he asked
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: for it back, and now he decided that he's gonna
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: let them keep it.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: After all that, what the fuck did he want it for?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: What is he gonna do with it? Did he have
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a fight or something?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I have no idea, but how weird too to be like,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: you know what, I want that statue back of myself.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I need that statue of myself. Where would you put
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: a big rocky statue? Where would you.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Put such a thing? Right when you walk into the house,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Like right there? I think that's exactly where it is.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: He was just looking around. Something's missing? What a ten
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: foot version of myself? He wanted it back because he
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: legally owns the statue. He commissioned it for Rocky three
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: in the eighties, and it was only on loan in
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Philly due to donations and agreements. City officials had planned
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: to return the original statue to stallone after a spring
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty six exhibit inside the museum, and instead keep
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: a replica permanently. It's not clear if he had a
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: specific public display planned on his property. The main reason
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: given was simply to take it back to his own collection.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: His own collection. Did he has a collection of him?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: It's just him in different poses, different films.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: See, I'm telling you, I don't know what it is
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: about the month of December, but it's the month of
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: asking for things back. I want headphones back. It's supposed
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: to be the season of giving. You know, Rocky wants
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: the statue back.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Ye.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Anyway, let's eat. Okay, it's time for I feel like
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: these could go really well. Or is it chocolate covered pretzels?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: It's sugar cookie pretzels. Sugar cookie pretzels? Yeah from Flips?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Is that Nabisco? I don't even know.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Well, you know what's on the back of this thing?
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: That motherfucking elf on the shelf?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Oh, I see it on the front. Two God, aren't
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: you glad you don't have kids?
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Because man, well, let me just go on record as saying,
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: if I ever do have kids, they ain't gonna have
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: no fucking elf on the shelf.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It won't be visiting our house. At work, they have
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: a snoop dog and they snoop on the stoop. They
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: put them around the office. I think these are going
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: to be a hit. Oh wow, sugar cookie coated pretzels.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: So it's basically white chocolate covered pretzels with sugar on them.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: You think I don't know you? You're the person eating them?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Have them along? Oh here here, how do we feel
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: about these? I love it? Yeah, I'm a fan.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: They're good holiday theme too, and they're called flips. Let
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: us see at the end.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: What have we eaten that we haven't liked? Has there
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: been anything? Okay, recall, I really can't you know what
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I was doing today, dude it I was at the
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: store thinking how much I've spent on snacks for the
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: show so far. It must be like three hundred dollars.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Snatch price you, ma'am. Snapshok sponsors worth every BikeE. These
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• 39:53
  Speaker 1: We do a really good job. Hey, Tropical Mark, you're
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: a great guess man. Thank you. Mark. Where should people
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: go on vacation this winter if they want to get
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: away somewhere tropical? Yeah, tropical Mark? Any recommendations? You've been
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: to a Ruba? Didn't you go to Ruba recently?
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: No?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Last year?
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: This time last year, I was in an Antiga, Yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: which is great, very small island. Geta you know, rent
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: a vehicle to be driven around. Somebody will drive you around.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: That's cool. You can see the whole island. Very fun
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: and you can plan all that stuff for people, right absolutely,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: So if people want to go on vacation soon, what
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: do they do? Uh, just send me an email at
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Mark R at trip dot com and uh, it's not
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: tropical Mark Yeah, trip guy dot com or Mark R
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: at trip guid dot com soon to be tropical mark
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: dot com. Got to work on that. I do actually
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: agree with Joel. It's a pretty good concept. I mean
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: somebody probably has that already, No, but I do have.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Uh, there's an agent owner named travel Tom. See it
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: makes sense because his name is Tom. Yeah, true travel
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: tom Oh travel with Mark doesn't really.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: But it just sounds nice. It's not taken. Look at this,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: no nomad. There you go. It's waiting for you.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I need to preserve it for you maybe one day,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: but right now people can go to email him at
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Mark R at trip trip gay dot com. Thank you
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: for listening to this. Oh my god, what a waste
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: of your time. I'm just joking. Way to end it,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I'm Becker. That's my good friend Joel. That was Mark.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: By the way, this is episode thirty one, and we
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: forgot to do it earlier. But normally we give you
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: the corresponding area code. So here's the thing. If you
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: google zero three to one area code, it pops up
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: that plus three to one is the country code for
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: the Netherlands. Okay, so helload of people in the Netherlands.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Are they Dutch? Are they netherlandy? But what would they
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: be called? I think they're Dutch?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Right? Is that Dutch mark Netherlands? Yeah?
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah plus thirty one, Episode thirty one. Hello
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: to our listeners in the Netherlands, our Dutch friends, as
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: we just discovered your Dutch yep, and you're fans of
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Congratulations. I'm being Dutch. Yeah I'm
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: not Dutch. I'm not either.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Actually maybe I am a little bit, but the Pennsylvania kind.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: You think it's time to stop talking.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: I do. Let's stop talking. Bye. Heloha.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel. Don't forget
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