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Rocky XVI - Peaches Gets Creamed · In Moderation

• 0:18
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, there are thirty-eight released movies in the Marvel Cinematic universe.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_03: I I thought there were a lot more.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_03: It feels like there's a lot more.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_03: We are recording now.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_03: Uh we're we're trying to figure out what movie series has the most movies in it.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_02: I was looking for the most like sequels, though.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: Like the like super gun.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: Like where there's an actual, you know, not just like, oh, we redid it.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: You know, to me, that feels different.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: Am I am I crazy?
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah, I am.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that's fine.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'll just fuck off.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_03: You're crazy and you're right.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're crazy.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you are.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: End of podcast.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_02: Good night, everybody.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_02: Don't oh, DeLoreans came by.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_05: So we're not counting reboots, right?
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: Without reboots, I want to know where it's just reboots.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, without James and the giant peach, 12, you know, like whatever.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_02: Like whatever, whatever it is.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_03: James and the really, really fucking giant peach.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: And the whole thing.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit because like it's just peaches keep getting bigger.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_02: Every movie the peach just gets a little bit bigger.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: That's their whole thing.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_03: Too peach, too furious.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: It starts melding with other series.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_05: What land before time are we on now?
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_05: Did you say?
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_03: Land before time.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_03: Were there as a bunch of them?
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_05: There's 14 land before time.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_03: What yeah.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_03: But they are they sequels or are they like, you know, the land before time?
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_05: I was saying they are in fact sequels.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_02: I had no idea there's that many of those.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: That's wild.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_05: Yep.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_05: The the land before time cinematic universe goes deep.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_05: Fast and Furious.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_05: How many Fast and Furious do we have now?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_02: I've I've seen two.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_02: I think I've seen like two of them.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: I know family's super important.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's about it.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: Everything's about family.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_02: I never watched it.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_05: It looks like we're on eleven, we're or they're about to release 11.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_05: They're working on 11 right now.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, so uh looks like land before time, maybe?
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_05: Land before.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_02: Because we got like Godzilla is like coded as one of the top, and it's like, yeah, that has a lot of movies, but they're just like all completely different.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_02: I I in like sequential order, like this happens and the next thing happens, and the next thing happens.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_02: There's fucking Star Wars and each movie that carries on from the last movie, and that's what I'm talking about when I say how many movies how f how many movies are in the series.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_03: Let's let's narrow this search query a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_03: The film with the most direct sequel centered on one continuous narrative/slash character single.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_03: Is in the 1949 Hong Kong film Huang Fei Hong Zuan.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, this is where we get.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna butcher the pronunciation of that real quick.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, which spawned an astonishing 88 direct sequels following the martial arts exploits of the same folk hero, largely starring Kwan Tuck Hing.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, hey, it's it's continuous.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take it.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen none of those, but now I know what I'm doing this weekend.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: I have to watch them all at three times speed.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_05: Right.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_05: That's what you're doing this weekend is watching Land Before Time.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_05: One through Land Before Time.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_02: I need to know what's going on with Hong.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even remember the name of it, but I'll look it up and figure it out and then watch all the antics of that guy that you just said.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_03: I I'm not finding a lot of maybe it it Google doesn't understand what I'm trying to say.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, what do you mean?
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_03: Movies are all standalone, they're not the same.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think all AI is autistic.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_03: That's the problem.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_02: There's a bunch of different Star Trek movies, and like I get that, but yeah, like literally I want to know like this series, and then if they continue on, they keep doing the thing.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: That's all I want to do.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_03: No, with Star Trek, it's always like, hey, we've recasted Spock for an eighth time.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_03: And he's he's a new guy, and he's over here.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_02: But then also, isn't isn't Star Trek one of those things where like they've got different universes, like you know, Star Trek Universe A12 and they all do like I've I'm I I don't know everything about Star Trek, but they generally all do like connect some like they there's ways they connect, they're not like completely different, but they are following different people and different things and all of that sort of stuff.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: I just wanted to know next.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like, how many how many Back to the Futures are there?
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, obviously, because okay, see plus an animated series.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_02: But like, see, there's three, they all follow um Morty.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, what was his name?
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_03: I don't so look, I I don't know whether okay, I think I can tell you this without you knowing anything about the movies.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_03: Each okay, good.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's important.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_03: Back to the Future one ends exactly where Back to the Future Two begins.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_03: It is continuing.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: So I and I think it didn't work.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_03: Just in the same timeline, it's it ends with the same scene that the next one begins in.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_03: And the same thing happens for the uh two to three.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_05: So there's nine Rocky movies that all exist on one unbroken timeline.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, see, see, I feel like all right, I feel that.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_02: Rocky makes sense.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_02: He's he's always fighting, he's always getting beat up.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's this it's very similar thing over and over again.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_03: Guess if anyone can give blood from a stone, it's Rocky, huh?
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_03: How much how much film can you make about punching a guy?
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of film.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: You can make a lot of fucking film about that.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_03: Do we have any like big fans of Rocky 8 listening right now?
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_02: Like oh, that was my favorite, that was my second to third favorite Rocky right there.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_03: Someone doing a tier list on like YouTube shorts where they're like, okay, let's rate all the Rockies one through eight, starting with Rocky II, followed by Rocky III, followed by Rocky I.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I can see like fighting.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_02: Like fight, like fighting is just like so it it's human.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I guess it's also animals.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_02: Animals also fight.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, that's just instinctual, let's put it that way.
• 6:25
  SPEAKER_02: So, like, yeah, yeah, just keep fighting.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_02: He just keeps getting up.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_02: He keeps listening later on, he starts taking PEDs, and you know, he's got he's got his peptides to really like help him get back into it.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_03: Rocky too, Rocky fights the giant peach.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's like Rocky 14.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_03: The the the we finally found out that the peach has been taking steroids to get that big.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_03: Rocky uses AI to piss off the peach.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, okay, okay.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_05: I I've got it here.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_05: Okay.
• 6:58
  SPEAKER_05: We're going single continuity.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_05: So the the Wong Fei Huang series are standalone adventures.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_05: They are not single continuity.
• 7:07
  SPEAKER_02: I D, it doesn't count to me.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_02: Now I'm not watching it.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_05: No, no, that's I got my weekend free.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_05: The the longest continuous narrative goes to land before time.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: Land before time.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_02: It comes back to land before time.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_03: Also, you know what's crazy too is that when we started talking about this, Rob pulled that out immediately with no research.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_03: He had not worked it up.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he was like, oh, what about land before?
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_05: Is it just like a big land before time head?
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_05: Or like what's I mean, I I I grew up when the land before time started being a thing.
• 7:47
  SPEAKER_05: So I watched like the first time.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_05: You grew up when it was the land during time.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, I did I grew up when it was the land during time.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh so yeah, welcome to your fitness and nutrition podcast where we go over all things DeLorean and our favorite movies.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_03: Is that some kind of Canadian energy drink that looks like a Barbasol shaving cream can?
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_03: Just Rockstar.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_03: It's rockstar.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_02: Rockstar, the classic Canadian beverage.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_03: Every once in a while, he'll just like symbol.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_03: He'll pull up a can of like you know, mousse and chives or whatever, and it's like some kind of branding I've never seen.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_03: Something to go with the milk.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_03: Are you drinking rockstar and milk?
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, do you want me to go get the milk?
• 8:32
  unknown: Okay.
• 8:33
  unknown: Okay.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: I will say, like, mixing uh surprisingly good.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_02: That trend.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: Remember that it was going on for a while.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_02: You take like a fair life or like another high protein shake, and you mix it with like a Coke Zero.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_02: That's just like surprisingly good.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: So like milk and like soda, actually, not so crazy.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like April found that recently, and I was like, oh, I remember this trend when it was big, like a year ago.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: What flavor is that Rockstar Energy?
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_03: Fruit punch.
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_03: Does fruit punch milk can we milk that?
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that actually sounds like something I would very much like to pass off.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_02: Fruit punch milk?
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_02: I guess there's strawberry milk, but fruit punch milk sounds like a step too far.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_03: Who put milk in the punch bowl?
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: Milk?
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: I think there's three movie series of that.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_02: Put milk in the fruit in the punch bowl.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's like a clue type thing.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_02: Listen, today Netflix will green light basically anything.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: Why are we not in the cancel it?
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_03: We can pitch to Netflix, right?
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like anyone's got the right to do so.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_02: Anyone can pitch to Netflix.
• 9:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_03: Whether or not they take it is different.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_03: We can pitch, though.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_03: Here's what we have to do.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_03: Try pretty much anything.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_03: We have to come up with something just abhorrently bad, right?
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_03: And then pitch that.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_03: And then when Netflix is like, nah, nah, not gonna do that.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_03: You got anything else?
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_03: Then we give them our real idea.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_03: So we talk about you know Rocky and the giant peach.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 9:54
  SPEAKER_03: They're never gonna go for that.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_02: We might need to get the licensing for both of those, but we'll worry about that later.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_03: So here's here's my idea.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_03: What if we don't?
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_02: And we just make it.
• 10:04
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, here's my idea.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_02: Here's my idea.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_03: I just won't pay the lawsuit.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_02: Netflix is spent is budgeting roughly twenty billion dollars on like original content.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: I think I think it's just on original content.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: Or spending they're spending about twenty billion dollars in 2026.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_03: We don't need much of that.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_03: We really don't need much of that.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_03: We could we we could make something way cheaper than that.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_03: Give us a thousand dollars.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, here's some ideas.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_02: People love GTA 6.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_02: What if we put out GTA 7 right now, before 6?
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: We put our own GTA 7.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_05: Perfect.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_05: We got GTA 7 before GTA GTA 6.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_02: So people can just say that.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_02: Like, great, we got GTA 7 before GTA 6.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_03: So uh this is my uh this is my YouTube plug here.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_03: This is this is who's gonna be starring in Rocky versus the Giant Peach.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, who do we have?
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_03: And I think this is gonna be budget friendly, and I think this is going to uh to do us really well.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_03: Uh so here we go.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_02: And it's a it's a Halloween costume of a peach.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_03: It's a Halloween costume of a guy uh wearing a peach and his legs are sticking out of the bottom and his arms.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_03: We can go bigger.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_03: I think we can do bigger than this.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_02: I like your starting point, though.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_02: Really, you know.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we can because we can go up from here.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_03: No, this is just how we storyboard, right?
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's this isn't the final product.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_02: What are we starting at a cool like 22, 25 million?
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_02: I think we start around 25 million.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_05: Okay, what if the boxing gloves are also peach-shaped?
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so he's just got peaches on peaches.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 11:46
  SPEAKER_03: And then we do, it's it's gonna be called Rocky 14, Peaches Gets Creamed.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I do like that.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_02: There we go.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_02: I was joking before, but now I'm actually in.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_03: No, see, it's the name makes it.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_02: People will just pay just based off the name.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_03: They'll be like, you know what?
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_03: I like the the wordage.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_03: I will certainly pay$45 for a movie ticket in 2026 for that question.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, here's my idea.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I got another idea.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_02: Marketing's a big thing, right?
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: TV, movie, it's all that's all out.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: Nobody markets like that anymore.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_02: We we now do the influencer thing and we just go to like Times Square and we have a peach fight Rocky, just like in the middle of Times Square, and we just like film it and put it on social media.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_02: I think that could work.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:35
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone's gonna be taking pictures.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: New York City, there's already people in costumes fighting each other.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_03: We gotta bring this somewhere else.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I kind of see where you're coming from there.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_03: You got Elmos and cookie monsters and stuff stabbing each other.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_02: So we go to like the middle of Nebraska or something, but then there's like no one.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_02: There's like a middle ground we gotta find.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_03: What's what's uh yeah, we'll just take it.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_03: What's between Nebraska and New York City?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_03: We need we need a midpoint between Boston.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_03: Boston's another rough and not a lot of costumes, though.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: So the I think the costume will stand out.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_05: That's my knowledge of US.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_05: Is Boston is between those okay, okay.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Little Rock, Arkansas.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_02: Thoughts?
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_02: Thoughts?
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, what's the thought is okay.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_02: All right, well, it's now the place we're gonna have a fight.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_03: What what's the place?
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_03: Is it just Georgia in general that's uh famous for peaches, or is there a place?
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, with peaches, all right, all right.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_02: I like your thought process.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_03: What's what's you said little rock, and I'm like little rock, big peach.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_02: Georgia, big peach peach.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, no, I yeah.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_02: Little rock, big peach.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: That could be like the sub well, no, because we have because we got Peaches Gets Creamed.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_02: But we Little Rock, Big Peach could be like an additional like tagline for it.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_03: If Netflix doesn't want this, I feel like we could equally pitch Peaches Gets Creamed to Pornhub and get funding.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_02: It's all right.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna have to rewrite the script a little bit.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_02: There's gonna have to be some changes.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_02: Our stunt coordinators are gonna be a little bit different than the ones before, but we can make it happen.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think we can.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_03: Little Rock.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_05: We're also gonna need a fluffer.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_03: Need a fluffer.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_03: If you'd like to be the fluffer for Peaches Gets Creamed, email Rob at inmoderation.net.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I hope he does now.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_02: And next week it's just him reading off the emails.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_03: But we'll make you fight for it too.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like you're gonna have to go against each other in hand-to-hand combat.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh no.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_03: Got another you can find.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, this is uh the the health influencer podcast, isn't it?
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_03: This is yes, this is yeah.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_03: You know, Lam, I think you're on to something.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_02: I want to play, like, I don't know, somehow like cut back and forth between our first episode ever, where we're just like super serious about like nutrition and fitness and talking about everything, and then it cuts to us as like Rocky 12, Peaches gets creeped.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_02: If you want to be a fluffer, email us.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: Like, that's what I want to cut back and forth between the two of those.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: Rob, is there a way that you can cut like 10-15 seconds of the first episode into this just to have like a quick before and after to see how far you've actual copied.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_05: It'd actually be amazing to like get an editor to like just get some pieces from each episode and just progressively get worse and worse and worse.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_03: If anybody wants to clip through 150 in moderation episodes and send it in to us, we will uh perhaps we'll run the reel.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_05: I I'm curious, I want to hear bonus points towards being the fluffer.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yeah, that's that's gonna be majorly in your favor.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_03: I I want to hear the first episode I was on.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_03: Because when I came on, you had just reached out to me to be a guest.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_03: What like we were following each other, all of us, but we didn't like know each other the way I described.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_03: And yeah, I I actually lost a filling during that episode and didn't say anything.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so I my my plan was I came on and I'm like because I'm already do before I even knew you guys, I'm like, I'm gonna fuck with them.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_03: Because that's just I just like to do I like to run bits.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_03: So I knew that Rob, you don't like bananas and and you don't like laffy taffy, so I'm like, I'm gonna I'm just gonna eat banana laffy taffy for the whole time quietly and not mention it, not call it out.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_03: And then I lost a filling.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_03: So it's something I guess if you watch closely enough, there's probably a moment of great surprise on my face.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: Did you tell that to your dentist when you went to them?
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: Or like they're like, hey, how'd this happen?
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: You're like, it's not important.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was just eating glue on a podcast.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_03: That's all.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: We had a we had a contest.
• 17:15
  SPEAKER_02: It don't it's whatever, don't worry about it.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, you know, it just uh just fell out.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's time.
• 17:22
  SPEAKER_02: You know, like the hot dog eating contest?
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they have that, but for glue.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_02: Not as many people sign up.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_02: It's really not nearly as popular.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_03: Still more people sign up for that than the hot dog sitting contest.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody signs up for the hot dog sitting contest.
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_03: Isn't that right, Rob?
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_03: I zoned out.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 17:43
  SPEAKER_02: I know what's on these hot dogs.
• 17:45
  SPEAKER_03: Rob gets a look on his face when he kind of like logs out for a second, and I look over and notice him.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm like, I wonder what's going on in his mind right now.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's the moments where I just let you two go at it for a bit, and I'm just like the way the way I imagine your internal monologue, you know that gif of like the woman with all the math equations floating around her head?
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh.
• 18:12
  SPEAKER_03: But like to you it all makes sense.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like you can actually understand, you're seeing the math and going like, yes, yes, that one.
• 18:19
  SPEAKER_03: That that's one of my favorite equations.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_05: It is definitely not that.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, definitely that, and definitely not um, like cartoons.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_05: If you could be in any cartoon, and it's definitely not gente.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_02: I was oh, is this funny?
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_02: I was thinking of this idea for a video because people ask me like uh to do like a frequently asked questions, and people ask me, uh, do you actually watch the video like on your phone?
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like, are you actually watching the video when you're reacting?
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_02: And I go, Yeah, I'm watching the video.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_02: Here's a clip of the actual sound, and then just play the porn hub sound at the beginning and be like, oh, that's that's a different uh yeah.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_02: I must have been reacting to something interesting there anyway, or something like that.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's the one.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_05: What's the other the flick the bean sponsor?
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_05: That's for the flick the bean sponsor.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_02: I could work if I could work that in there, that'd be pretty good.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know exactly how, but yeah, something like that.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_03: The funniest implication of that to me is that normally when you're reacting to a video for your video, you're going like Yeah.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: You're kind of nodding, like, yeah, sure, whatever.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_02: You say things, but now like yeah, that's how you're reacting to boobs.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, yeah, this is this is not enough.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, those are those are moderately symmetry, symmetrical.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_05: Um, yeah.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_05: That's the normal amount of boobs.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_05: There's some some there's some gravity going on there.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: Um if you were to pull a thousand people, that is the number that would probably be this way.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_05: It kind of looks like she had breast augmentation surgery.
• 19:54
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_03: But if you do that thing where like you kind of like, you know, where you like unfocus your eyes and try to look past it so that it creates a stereoscopic image, you can create one 3D boob.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_02: I thought I'd just watch Total Recall.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you want to do.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: You can do that too.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's a great movie.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_02: I like that movie.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_02: Didn't see the remake.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, no, no, no, I'm sticking with Arnold on this one.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_03: How many sequels does Total Recall have?
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_02: I think, I think as I recall, it is just it's just one movie, right?
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_02: And then they remade it.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_02: And I was like, uh-uh.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_05: They recalled it.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, a direct sequel to the 1990 sci-fi classic Total Recall, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger was never made, but it the planned script for it famously evolved into Steven Spielberg's 2002 Minority Report.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, that's a fact I did not know.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_02: See?
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_02: People telling us that maybe they don't learn anything for this podcast.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_05: It's everybody's coming in here like, you know what?
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_05: On that uh on that note, on pe on the note of people, I don't remember your name.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_05: I'm so sorry.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_05: But we did have a commenter say that we should bring on um goddamn it.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_05: No, I'm forgetting his name.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_05: The uh no degrass tice.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, I'm completely blanking on his name now.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_05: Uh the guy, the the animal guy died by stingray.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_03: Steve Irwin?
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_03: Steve Steve Irwin.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_03: A little late for that.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: Robert, Robert, that's his name.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_03: Robert Irwin, I think.
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_05: Something like that.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 21:21
  SPEAKER_05: They were saying we should bring him on for the uh animal penis episode.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh I didn't even remember we did that.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's the problem.
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, wait, animal penis.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, we did.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_03: People will ask me if, like, do you guys do you guys come up with the bits that you do on in moderator?
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: Like, do you write them and then scrap them?
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, brother, I don't remember them after I say them.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_05: He doesn't remember them so much that he doesn't remember that he just said this last episode.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: Did I say that exact thing before?
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, you did.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_03: Editor, run the clip.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, great.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_03: Nobody's listening right now.
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_03: They're listening to the clip which plays live.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_03: This episode is live.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let me just reach out to Robert.
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_03: He seems like he's not very busy.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_03: Robert Irwin's not busy.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_03: He can't be busy.
• 22:07
  SPEAKER_03: Too busy for animal penises?
• 22:09
  SPEAKER_03: Nah.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_03: Not Steve Irwin's kid.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_03: Not his boy.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_02: He did do a video talking about like uh um what's it?
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's like from a box or whatever.
• 22:17
  SPEAKER_02: They just read out a bunch of questions, uh, that general questions about like animals and whatnot.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_02: And yeah, I watched that whole thing.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_02: It was like an hour long or something.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, I was hooked in.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_02: That dude's very knowledgeable, knowledgeable, very entertaining.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_02: It's great to see him, you know, growing up and being like his father.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's awesome.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_05: And now we want him to talk about animal penises.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_03: The first in moderation episode came out August ninth, twenty twenty three.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: So congratulations, three years on the air.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: He just pulling up the first episode.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: Moderation.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_02: The show where we give you a moderate dose of info.
• 22:52
  SPEAKER_02: We had a fucking intro.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_02: We're not approved.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_03: Same intro that we have today.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_04: That's okay.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_04: Welcome to our first episode, which of course is what is moderation?
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_02: Because we figured if we were gonna name our podcast after it, we might as well actually.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: We had like a thing.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_02: What's moderation to you?
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_02: For me, something I talked about on my channel.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_02: If you we're actually going into deep listen, listen.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's pretty good.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_02: That is pretty good.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_02: Considering now it's mostly a DeLorean podcast and whatever other shit we come up with that week.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_02: Were you guys reading off of a script?
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_02: Do we go God no?
• 23:31
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but we actually we still came up with like a theme and we went with it.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_02: Should should we go uh should we go more back to that or is is that just logged on now?
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: That's my question.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_05: You know, it used to be for a while there we would actually uh the um some of the like the stupid stuff and whatnot would actually get cut out and then put on the Patreon.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, really?
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_03: And then we just started leaving everything in.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_02: And then it was that's what it became.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: We're actually cutting out the education now and putting that on Patreon.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_03: We're leaving.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there we go.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_05: Now you got a Patreon to get the education part.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna scroll to a random part in the episode.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_03: This is uh 18 minutes and 18 seconds in.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_00: And honestly, you'll probably sleep better because a lot of us eat a lot and then go to sleep, which isn't great for your sleep quality.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_05: For some of you, it may even be the flip way around.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_05: You may have to have a light breakfast and you may end up eating later at night.
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but you're still focusing on the quality of the food.
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, this is good, but I gotta I gotta admit, I prefer the nutrition bucket DeLorean food because I'm just throwing that out there.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_02: I prefer you know what?
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like, we went through all that.
• 24:40
  SPEAKER_02: You can listen to that stuff if you want, and now we're on animal penis.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, it's there.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_05: Like that's but well, I I mean, I think the thing that I really like is that um people will say that listening to the podcast is just like listening to some friends sitting around a table chatting.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: That's the hope.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's it I I remember hearing that first episode of Inmoderation and going, Oh, that's great that those two have a podcast together.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_03: That's this is fantastic.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_03: Surely three years from now, I won't be on it ruining it.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_03: Um talking about animal penises.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm improved.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_03: It's improved, new and improved product here.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, you know, it's like genuinely, and on a genuine educational note that also supports this, as somebody who has lost 110 pounds and kept it off and now helps other people to do the same thing.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_03: Just today in class, I was telling people you need something to focus on that's not about your health, not about fitness, about any of that.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_03: If you're just constant, if your identity is I am a person who loses weight and is losing weight, yeah, it's it gets tiring real fast.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_03: That needs to be something that you do, but not the thing that you are.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_03: So joke around with some friends.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's also that's why I want to bring on like more musicians and stuff, because like that's that's not weight loss, it's just something that's allows you to be creative or allows you to express something or whatever.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_05: And um, I can already like spoil that we've got two more musicians coming.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_05: Well, one's a twas Tessa Violet is coming back, and then another new musician that's coming.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_03: I said, Oh, cool, like I didn't know that.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, oh, surprise.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's so true.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I think it's it's easy to get uh obsessed with something to go in and be like, This is this is what I'm doing, and it's all about this, and then no wonder you just get so burnt out uh on it, right?
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_02: Like you need other things to kind of keep you sane.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_02: I enjoy that in my video because like I do a lot of videos that are just dumb, stupid, like humor or whatever.
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_02: People are like, I come here and it's you know, I get to learn something and also you know just relax a little bit and laugh.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_02: And like I think that's like just as important as actually like nailing down what you're gonna do.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_02: That way you don't lose your mind.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's uh I I used to get obsessed with numbers and and perfection and nutrition and all that.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_03: And at this point now where I don't have to think anymore to keep my weight off or or to make progress where I want to make it, it's it's all because I'm I'm working on other stuff, I'm having good times with good friends.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_05: And I used to be wrapped up in the idea of, you know, maybe someday I will get paid for doing this shit.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_05: And then I realized no, I'm never getting paid.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_05: And now it's just like I would just like people to come hang out with me on Twitch and chat and fool around and shit like that.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_03: Osama bin Laden didn't do 9-11 until he was like 53.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_03: You've still got time.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_05: On that note, are you guys gonna come Twitch tomorrow?
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_05: Today, it'll be today that people are listening to this.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_03: Are we doing 9-11 on Twitch?
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, everybody, happy September.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_03: When?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: When?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: I'll be there.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_05: You guys have to give me the time.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, or give the people the time.
• 28:09
  SPEAKER_03: By the time this comes out, they're the stream will have been over.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_05: This comes out tomorrow morning and the stream will be tomorrow night.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_05: So oh, tomorrow okay.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_05: So Thursday.
• 28:19
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_03: Uh hey everybody listening Thursday morning.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_02: Thursday in the text September 3rd.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_02: And then we're going to see after that, just totally disregard all of this.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_02: Don't worry about it.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_03: Well, if you're listening after, Rob might be doing a stream over on twitch.tv slash rob laffam.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_03: You can go over there and check him out.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_03: So he it might not be this stream where all of us are there, but maybe.
• 28:43
  SPEAKER_03: Who knows?
• 28:44
  SPEAKER_03: Only one way to find out.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_03: Go to twitch.tv.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_05: Go to twitch.tv that I'm sponsored for, and I'm trying to I've got four keys, and I've got I'm trying to get these two to come play it.
• 28:56
  SPEAKER_05: Tomorrow at some time.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_05: Tomorrow at some time.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_05: Today at some time.
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_05: Thursday at some time.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_03: Do we have any uh do we have any goofy friend slop games on the chopping block lately?
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_03: I do like the stupid stuff.
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_05: I have one coming up for us.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_02: Mike and I found Drive with Friends, which is still later to come out, but that was pretty fun.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: You're all in the car.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_02: Someone controls the power, and someone controls the steering and all the different things, and it's it's that's pretty good.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's I think what I had the our winning round.
• 29:25
  SPEAKER_03: I think I had the steering and you had the acceleration.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_02: So yes, I think so.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_02: And that was that was pretty good.
• 29:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like there's things fly and go back to the next one.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_02: Next Thursday.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_05: Next Thursday, I should be able to get four keys for dumb ways to build.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_01: I've never heard of it.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_01: Dumb ways to build.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_01: Have I heard of that?
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_01: I'm in.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_01: Dumb ways.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_01: Is it just like the song?
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_01: Dumb Ways to Build.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_03: It is Oh, I think I heard about this one.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_03: Um, you and your crew must work together to build your own platform, solve deadly challenges, and escape the job site or die trying.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_02: I'm in.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_03: Utilize a belt full of physics-based hardware that can either help or completely derail your crew.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_03: The choice is yours.
• 30:09
  SPEAKER_03: I've never derailed us in a game.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_03: So this would be a good thing.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_03: You know what choice.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_02: I think we already know how this game's gonna go.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_03: This is see, these games for those of you that don't know what friend slop is, because perhaps you do something outside of the home.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_03: Uh it it's not a triple-A game, like you know, like a Grand Theft Auto or whatever, where everyone knows about it.
• 30:28
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, you know, one or two people uh making a game at home for fun.
• 30:33
  SPEAKER_03: The graphics aren't like top-notch, it just serves the story.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_03: And it's there's not like a deep story.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_03: Like you're just there to kind of have fun, and it's you're supposed to laugh.
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_02: What story do you really need, right?
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like you get there and you get to kind of you have to gamble your way out of a loan shark.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, okay, I'm in.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_02: Let's do it.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_03: That was yeah, we found a game called uh Gamble with Your Friends.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and it's so you are saddled with a gambling debt and you have to go into a casino.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_03: It gives you five minutes to go into a casino and try to win it back.
• 31:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: And if you succeed, you make it to the next day.
• 31:12
  SPEAKER_02: If you don't succeed, and you owe more money the next day, and you have to keep going back and winning more money.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_02: And if you don't win, then they just bring you to a hole, you go in and they shoot you, and that's the game.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, that's great, that's fantastic.
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_03: And you have to like sell body parts sometimes to like make up for certain things, and yeah.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's great.
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_02: Like, that's you can cheat, but yeah.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_02: You got really good at sticking bats in the Plinko machine.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_02: To cheat Plinko so we could win a bunch of money.
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_02: It's a lot of fun.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_03: Like, this is this is what I'm talking about.
• 31:43
  SPEAKER_03: You don't have like these are not games where you're meant to be an expert.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_03: You just get dropped into this goofy world for fun, and and you and you just have some fun with it.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_03: It's no big deal.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_02: And those games, like the more you learn, actually the less fun it gets, is where it's just like you're trying to like you're strategizing now.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_02: It's more fun to go in there with no fucking clue and just start doing things.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_02: You're just like, wait, what is this?
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_02: A gun?
• 32:05
  SPEAKER_02: I have to shoot you or me in order to sell an eye to pay off our loan shark debt?
• 32:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, it's great.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, 100% I'm using a nail gun on Mike's head build.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_03: I've got a very soft skull, so that'll go straight through.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe it'll fix something.
• 32:21
  SPEAKER_05: We'll see if we can use them as a platform.
• 32:23
  SPEAKER_03: We've played RV There yet, which is you're just a bunch of little chud chod looking dudes, and you have to get a van, an RV, across some treacherous terrain.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_03: The three of us have played that on stream a few times.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's that one's good.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_03: It's just it's fun.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_03: It's just fun.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_03: No one's yelling and getting angry.
• 32:44
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's like I don't know.
• 32:46
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I think.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_02: I've gotten into a lot of games where it's just like the whole community becomes toxic and you're just screaming at each other.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like that's I get the drive for those games, but I prefer, yes, like gamble with your friends and whatnot.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_02: It's just totally ridiculous.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_03: We grew up in Halo lobbies.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_03: We don't we're done.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_03: We did our time.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_05: No, also, so like the the devs for hold fast, um, kind of like me.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_05: I think I'm gonna reach out to them and be like, hey, can I get two keys from for you these two guys?
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_05: And we'll have another game night of Hold Fast.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_05: That's that that's that shooter game that's role player and Mike.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_05: You can be you can follow us around with bagpipes and inspire us.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's a fight across historic land and naval battles set during the Napoleonic Wars, World War I, and the American Revolution.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_03: Wow, 150 players per server.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_03: This is nice.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_03: So it's just like real people's it's online war wings.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_05: Like, unlike other shooters where like people get super toxic, it is just stupid.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_05: You got people running around as musicians and builders and shit, and they're just oh yes, I'd love some more tea with my crumpets.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, so we can take on personas and just get real goofy with it.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that makes sense.
• 34:11
  SPEAKER_01: I say we I say we get goofy with it.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: And we will be doing that when you're listening, hopefully to today, if unless you're listening at a different time.
• 34:19
  SPEAKER_03: Today, it's today, guys.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's today.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe today unless you're listening on the fourth or beyond of 2026.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_05: If you miss it, just go forwards to the past or something.
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_05: I don't know.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's a get a get get your prison food slot, go up to a Taco Bell and make sure you get a small and be kind to yourself, most importantly.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_03: Because it's gonna be tough getting food through there.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_02: So, you know, make sure you get the refried beans, they're already all like blended up and everything.
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter what happens to or something that you can squish down.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe you take one fry at a time from the McDonald's drive thru, take a few minutes, but you know, that's how it goes.