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- 0:02Speaker 1: Wake your ass up, John Jay and Rich what's cracking like?
- 0:07Speaker 2: And this is the big boss dog Snoopy Deagle double
- 0:09Speaker 2: Gisel day.
- 0:10Speaker 1: Boom, what you don't do.
- 0:13Speaker 3: We're not talking about Rid and ten team.
- 0:14Speaker 1: We're not talking about last year. It's the one and
- 0:16Speaker 1: only Dogy.
- 0:17Speaker 4: All the lasts, the last they picks you Eagle double.
- 0:19Speaker 5: Gizsel in your face to me and in the place
- 0:22Speaker 5: to be And you're listening.
- 0:23Speaker 4: To John Jay and Rich, wake your assay, Eastday.
- 0:27Speaker 1: This weekend is a very special weekend for mothers. Not
- 0:29Speaker 1: until Sunday, Mother's Day on Sunday Sunday. Then my mother, Mama, Mama,
- 0:37Speaker 1: this is the greatest job in the whole world.
- 0:39Speaker 4: What job is dead be mom My Mom's working this
- 0:44Speaker 4: Happy Monday's Day.
- 0:45Speaker 1: It's snow time, John Jay, Rich Kiss FM. Mother's Day Sunday.
- 0:52Speaker 1: Today's Friday. And I got a little game for you guys.
- 0:56Speaker 1: It's Friday and John just got.
- 0:58Speaker 6: A game for you.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Okay, So you guys, this is mom trivia, simple trivia.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Do you know your TV mom? Okay, I'm gonna give
- 1:11Speaker 2: you the name of the mom you tell me the
- 1:13Speaker 2: TV show Peyton Carol Brady.
- 1:19Speaker 1: Yes, Kyle dj Tanner Fuller.
- 1:24Speaker 7: Full House, No, No, it.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Is Rich on thest of this game. You're close full House.
- 1:34Speaker 8: That was like kind of a trick.
- 1:36Speaker 1: There was.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Rich, Claire Huxtable, The Cosby Show, Peyton, Marge Simpson.
- 1:44Speaker 1: The Simpsons, Kyle Claire, Dumbfee, Modern Fee.
- 1:52Speaker 2: That's the only one Lake got right. When I go
- 1:54Speaker 2: to this last night, Rich, June Cleaver, leave it to Beaver, Peyton,
- 2:00Speaker 2: Lie Gilmore, Gilmore Girls, Yes, Kyle, Peggy Bundy, Oh, married
- 2:08Speaker 2: with children, Yes, Peyton, Mortitia Adams, Adams Family.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Yes. Also would have accepted Wednesday from Netflix.
- 2:16Speaker 5: Oh, Wednesday, okay.
- 2:18Speaker 2: Rich, Gloria Delgado Pritchett Oh, also Modern Yes. I think
- 2:26Speaker 2: this is a hard one. In fact, I was gonna
- 2:28Speaker 2: ask Peyton, but I don't think she'll get it. I
- 2:29Speaker 2: almost want to go right.
- 2:30Speaker 1: To Kyle, all right, Peyton, Marion Cunningham.
- 2:33Speaker 6: Oh, pass.
- 2:36Speaker 2: Kyle Rich Happy Days. Yes, Okay, Peyton, I don't know
- 2:43Speaker 2: if you'll get this one. Carmela Soprano, the Kyle, Roseanne Connor.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Oh, the Roseanne. Yes, Peyton, Tammy Taylor, I think.
- 2:57Speaker 9: This is a hard one, Tammy Taylor, Huh what's that show?
- 3:04Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, right, it's a show TV. Mom, the same thing,
- 3:10Speaker 1: the football show.
- 3:12Speaker 2: Yes, that's not the sure No, Kyle, I'll tell you
- 3:20Speaker 2: the famous Mommy tell me the TV show. Vivian Banks.
- 3:24Speaker 7: Oh duh, yeah, like Philadelphia.
- 3:35Speaker 5: You haven't fresh.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Rich Edith Bunker All in the family anyone for this one?
- 3:44Speaker 1: Elise Keaton?
- 3:45Speaker 5: Oh no, Elise Keaton.
- 3:48Speaker 1: That is uh oh my.
- 3:51Speaker 2: God, come on at least caton what TV show go on?
- 4:00Speaker 1: Oh? Got it right? Got it right?
- 4:02Speaker 2: Family Family Ties, O, Kyle. Sophia Petrillo and you should
- 4:09Speaker 2: get this.
- 4:09Speaker 5: I should you should get this?
- 4:12Speaker 2: Trilla.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Yes, Golden Girls. Yes, although your daughter was dressed as one.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Yet her first colloween, she was Sophia.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Peyton Joyce Buyers Stranger Things, Yes, good, Yes, well done people.
- 4:28Speaker 9: Yay, well done, way more stressful, hoday and John just
- 4:32Speaker 9: got a game for you.
- 4:37Speaker 6: Mother's Day.
- 4:40Speaker 10: You go to launch and make sure she don't pay suited.
- 4:45Speaker 6: Apple Bee sold hands and pray.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Oh it's so lame this mosest day. Suddenly she finds.
- 4:57Speaker 6: You just how fat you used to be.
- 5:02Speaker 10: She tells your girlfriend you had bad at me on
- 5:06Speaker 10: the Thursday.
- 5:08Speaker 11: You smell like.
- 5:09Speaker 10: Cole Berr's just one song.
- 5:16Speaker 6: She drinks beer and attacks the.
- 5:20Speaker 1: Jokes you have do sit and wait.
- 5:25Speaker 10: That's why you hate this more thusday, Mama, mama, heg,
- 5:37Speaker 10: why do you say.
- 5:38Speaker 1: You look like a mole rat?
- 5:39Speaker 9: Do you see me right now?
- 5:40Speaker 1: Look at it right now?
- 5:41Speaker 9: I love like a naked mule rat because I don't
- 5:44Speaker 9: have my lashes on. And I go through this all
- 5:46Speaker 9: the time. I just feel like when I look in
- 5:47Speaker 9: the mirror, I'm like, jump, scare, who is that?
- 5:49Speaker 1: You are ugly and hurt?
- 5:51Speaker 9: That's literally like what I said those words to myself
- 5:53Speaker 9: in the mirror. There's more I looked at herself. I
- 5:55Speaker 9: was like, oh yeah, so I brought my makeup bag
- 5:57Speaker 9: because I'm gonna be doing my lashes when I get
- 5:58Speaker 9: a free chance today.
- 6:00Speaker 1: You know when you say, jump scare, get this, so
- 6:02Speaker 1: get this.
- 6:02Speaker 2: I have this little routine I started doing now late
- 6:05Speaker 2: in the afternoon where I'll go sit in the sauna
- 6:07Speaker 2: and then I get in the hot tub, and then
- 6:09Speaker 2: I get in the cold plunge, and then I take
- 6:11Speaker 2: a shower outside and then I sit in the sun
- 6:14Speaker 2: totally nude.
- 6:15Speaker 4: Right I started, I heard it was really good for
- 6:17Speaker 4: you your yard. In my backyard where there are people coming. Well,
- 6:20Speaker 4: that's the problem. There are people coming in out all
- 6:21Speaker 4: the time.
- 6:22Speaker 9: I'm so nervous.
- 6:24Speaker 2: I am nervous. So I'm sitting in the backyard doing
- 6:27Speaker 2: the naked sun thing. And then I get out. I
- 6:29Speaker 2: put a towel on my waist and I walk in
- 6:30Speaker 2: the house and my son, Jake is playing video games.
- 6:33Speaker 2: So my wife and Jake come walking in. Jake's playing
- 6:35Speaker 2: it against my wife stands there and I'm standing there
- 6:37Speaker 2: by Jake, and I got the tower on my waist
- 6:39Speaker 2: and I I open up the towel and I put
- 6:42Speaker 2: my leg up and I'm like, I know I'm doing
- 6:46Speaker 2: all that.
- 6:46Speaker 1: And my wife's like, oh god, Jake, can you believe
- 6:48Speaker 1: your dad.
- 6:48Speaker 2: I'm not totally helicopter and put the towel around my
- 6:51Speaker 2: waist and our cleaning lady romy comes out of.
- 6:53Speaker 1: The room like like the door.
- 6:55Speaker 2: I didn't even know she was there, and I was like, oh.
- 6:57Speaker 2: My wife is like, oh, like you talk about a
- 6:59Speaker 2: jump scare. She's like, oh my god, you're here, Like
- 7:03Speaker 2: what are you?
- 7:03Speaker 6: What happened?
- 7:07Speaker 1: She goes, what did I missed?
- 7:08Speaker 2: What happened?
- 7:09Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was within seconds. You got so much.
- 7:15Speaker 1: She got so lucky that she would be traumatized. I
- 7:17Speaker 1: would have been traumatized. It would have been terrible awkward.
- 7:21Speaker 7: Would that be like afterwards seeing her anytime you ever
- 7:24Speaker 7: saw her?
- 7:25Speaker 2: She could never ever take any kind of direction from me.
- 7:28Speaker 2: She hadn't respected me. I'm terrible anyway. It was just
- 7:33Speaker 2: the worst, Like like telling you, guys, give me a pain,
- 7:38Speaker 2: John Jay and richart.
- 7:41Speaker 1: Your day with John Jay and Rich.
- 7:43Speaker 12: I wake up with my favorite artist.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Hey, this is Sabrina Carpenter. What's up?
- 7:46Speaker 10: Guys?
- 7:46Speaker 5: This boon and you're waking up with John Jay and Rich.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Hello, Zoey, Hi, what's going on?
- 7:54Speaker 13: I say that this guy super briefly, maybe like I
- 7:59Speaker 13: don't know. It was like a couple of months. It
- 8:01Speaker 13: really wasn't bad serious, and then like it ended and.
- 8:06Speaker 1: It was bad.
- 8:07Speaker 13: My best friend was like totally there for me, like
- 8:12Speaker 13: being super supportive. She knew all of the details because yeah,
- 8:16Speaker 13: she's my best friend. And then like not long after that,
- 8:23Speaker 13: she tells me that she's been talking to him and
- 8:26Speaker 13: then that she wants to date him.
- 8:29Speaker 14: And at first I was like, okay.
- 8:32Speaker 13: Absolutely not, like that's super shady, and I was like yeah,
- 8:38Speaker 13: I blow key mad because out of everyone like there
- 8:41Speaker 13: are so many men here, why him? But honestly, I
- 8:46Speaker 13: got over and quicker than I expected. They've been together
- 8:50Speaker 13: for a while now, and seeing them it actually it
- 8:54Speaker 13: actually does like make sense, like it makes more sense,
- 8:58Speaker 13: like they're way more than we ever were. So yeah,
- 9:03Speaker 13: I was definitely weird and like a little dramatic at first,
- 9:06Speaker 13: like yep, but now it's just normal, like we all
- 9:09Speaker 13: hang out and normal.
- 9:12Speaker 1: Oh, you're so much crazy.
- 9:13Speaker 14: It's crazy as she is like technically dating my act.
- 9:16Speaker 8: You know, I would not be okay with that.
- 9:19Speaker 7: But I feel like it was like you only dated
- 9:21Speaker 7: for a short period of time and it didn't seem
- 9:23Speaker 7: like the relationship meaned a whole lot to you, and
- 9:25Speaker 7: she probably knew that, Like I know, I I kind
- 9:28Speaker 7: of dated this guy for a while and then one
- 9:30Speaker 7: of my best friends came to me and she was like, hey,
- 9:32Speaker 7: we kind of met at this art thing and we
- 9:35Speaker 7: sort of connected, and I want to know how you
- 9:37Speaker 7: felt about us starting to hang out. And it was
- 9:40Speaker 7: weird because I was like, I mean, it's kind of weird,
- 9:42Speaker 7: but honestly, like we didn't really vibe, so I guess
- 9:45Speaker 7: go ahead, And they went on and dated for like
- 9:49Speaker 7: I mean, it wasn't that long, like maybe like six
- 9:51Speaker 7: months or something like that, but it was like sometimes
- 9:53Speaker 7: when you don't feel that connection, it's not as like
- 9:56Speaker 7: you don't get as like protective of your turf.
- 9:58Speaker 9: Okay, And that's valid because I feel like I heard that,
- 10:01Speaker 9: I'm like your best friend, like that was your man
- 10:03Speaker 9: like regardless. But then again, it's like if she did
- 10:05Speaker 9: come to you and have that conversation with you, that's different.
- 10:08Speaker 9: Like I had a best friend that did that to
- 10:10Speaker 9: me and didn't tell me right, and.
- 10:15Speaker 4: Don't you want a friend? It's like, hey, if you're not,
- 10:17Speaker 4: if you're not okay with that, I'll back off. Like
- 10:20Speaker 4: you shouldn't be mad at her for asking.
- 10:21Speaker 9: No, I think I think that that's valid, But I
- 10:23Speaker 9: don't know if I would want to hang out with
- 10:25Speaker 9: them together.
- 10:25Speaker 1: It might be awkward.
- 10:26Speaker 7: But like also, if you weren't really into him and
- 10:30Speaker 7: now you're dating someone better, it's like whatever.
- 10:32Speaker 9: Okaya, Like were you intimate with him? Like did you
- 10:35Speaker 9: guys hook up?
- 10:37Speaker 11: We did, but it was like, you know.
- 10:45Speaker 1: What about Kyle? Were you intimate with him? No? Really kissed,
- 10:48Speaker 1: but that was it. Yeah.
- 10:51Speaker 2: I had this friend of mine he was dating a girl.
- 10:55Speaker 2: We'll call her Jane because that's her real name. And
- 11:02Speaker 2: my roommate would tell me all, me and my other buddy, Dave,
- 11:06Speaker 2: all about the crazy stuff like they were doing. I mean,
- 11:10Speaker 2: they were just doing it everywhere, right, and he would
- 11:11Speaker 2: get graphic with us. Is you know three eyes we're
- 11:13Speaker 2: talking about it. Cut to a year and a half,
- 11:15Speaker 2: they break up and then Dave starts dating her and
- 11:20Speaker 2: it and they like falls in love with her, and
- 11:22Speaker 2: every time we'd go out, I couldn't help but go,
- 11:26Speaker 2: my god, don't you remember when Steve said, like you.
- 11:28Speaker 11: Know what I mean?
- 11:29Speaker 2: And now keep in mind, Dave and Jane have been
- 11:33Speaker 2: together now for over twenty years and are married, right,
- 11:35Speaker 2: and it is so near to me because like we're
- 11:38Speaker 2: all friends and we go do stuff, and every time
- 11:40Speaker 2: I think about, remember that.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Couch story, like you know what I mean, it's so weird,
- 11:45Speaker 1: so weird. But anyway, good for you Zoe, Good for you, Kyle.
- 11:49Speaker 1: I don't think it's good for you for Zoe, right,
- 11:52Speaker 1: Yeah he.
- 11:53Speaker 2: Said they're good together, and they're good together. Yeah, so yeah,
- 11:58Speaker 2: well and.
- 12:00Speaker 14: Fine, it's totally in twenty.
- 12:01Speaker 2: Years from I'll be even more fine. One four seven
- 12:06Speaker 2: Kiss FM. It's John Jay and Rich. What happened at
- 12:08Speaker 2: your house?
- 12:08Speaker 1: Right?
- 12:09Speaker 9: You know?
- 12:09Speaker 4: I think I've talked about before how I am need freaking.
- 12:11Speaker 4: My wife, Stacy is not. She moves it a thousand
- 12:14Speaker 4: miles an hour. She has a million different jobs. So
- 12:17Speaker 4: I have found things. When she's like, where's my curling iron,
- 12:19Speaker 4: I've told you, like, it's in the hallway. I find,
- 12:22Speaker 4: you know, cups in the bathroom.
- 12:24Speaker 1: But this was odd. Last night.
- 12:26Speaker 4: I was going to bed and I was kind of
- 12:28Speaker 4: scooching up underneath the covers and I feel something against
- 12:32Speaker 4: my leg and I reach down and it is a
- 12:35Speaker 4: plastic knife with peanut butter on it inside the bed ew.
- 12:41Speaker 4: I pull it out and I show it to Stacy.
- 12:43Speaker 4: I'm like, come on, and she starts laughing and she's like,
- 12:46Speaker 4: it's like bedtime Bonanza. Every time you go to bed,
- 12:49Speaker 4: you find something else I forgot about. She's like, but
- 12:52Speaker 4: I want you to know that I made the bed.
- 12:54Speaker 4: I didn't leave the bed unmade. I made the bed.
- 12:57Speaker 7: Give her credit where credit is due.
- 12:59Speaker 4: She said she was like in a hurry, and she
- 13:02Speaker 4: was watching a show and she was putting on makeup
- 13:04Speaker 4: and she ordered like some bagels, and they showed up late,
- 13:07Speaker 4: so she put a little peanut butter on the bagel,
- 13:09Speaker 4: and she just forgot the knife in the bed.
- 13:11Speaker 1: She was kidding ready, So I just I don't even
- 13:14Speaker 1: know what to do anything. I don't even know what
- 13:15Speaker 1: to do.
- 13:17Speaker 4: I think I'm just gonna have to accept, like you
- 13:19Speaker 4: know what, you love some people for who they are,
- 13:22Speaker 4: and that is who she is. She is a She
- 13:24Speaker 4: has a little peanut butter on a plastic knife in
- 13:26Speaker 4: the bed every.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Now and then.
- 13:27Speaker 2: Well, you know, that's probably that's a good example of
- 13:29Speaker 2: why they say live with someone before you marry him.
- 13:33Speaker 1: We didn't. We didn't even together once we got married
- 13:36Speaker 1: for a while.
- 13:37Speaker 4: And she even told me because she feels like that
- 13:40Speaker 4: when she moved in, she'd have to change her lifestyle
- 13:42Speaker 4: in like I said, well, your house was always clean.
- 13:44Speaker 4: She's like, that's because when you came over, I would
- 13:47Speaker 4: just put stuff places that you wouldn't see, and you
- 13:49Speaker 4: only really hung out.
- 13:50Speaker 1: And the like a peanut butter underneath the cover.
- 13:54Speaker 4: I remember trying to go in her office and she
- 13:55Speaker 4: wouldn't let me. She blocked the door. Why Aaron, what's
- 13:59Speaker 4: something gross? Someone unhedged it or something unhidged. Someone did
- 14:03Speaker 4: that that you live with.
- 14:05Speaker 8: We had a guy staying with my boyfriend and I
- 14:08Speaker 8: at the time who decided one day that he was
- 14:11Speaker 8: randomly going to do some mess that someone had offer him,
- 14:15Speaker 8: and he then fell into a bunch of paranoid hallucinations,
- 14:18Speaker 8: including calling the police to our house at four o'clock
- 14:21Speaker 8: in the morning because he hallucinated that someone was trying
- 14:24Speaker 8: to steal my car.
- 14:26Speaker 7: Oh, in essence, almost calling the cops on himself.
- 14:30Speaker 1: What a good friend. And I would much rather find
- 14:36Speaker 1: a fork with peanut butter. Yeah, so bad. That's so bad.
- 14:40Speaker 2: Well, thank you, eron, Thank you very much. Yeah, that's wild, man.
- 14:45Speaker 2: I don't think that's it's funny because I like, I
- 14:48Speaker 2: so badly want to participate, but I think I'm the one.
- 14:50Speaker 1: That's with me. She's in a meeting.
- 14:57Speaker 4: But don't you leave most of your stuff in piles
- 14:59Speaker 4: though you That's one thing.
- 15:01Speaker 2: I mean, the things that I do is and she
- 15:03Speaker 2: might not even know, but I share with you. Guys
- 15:05Speaker 2: like I will use one spoon if they're at my
- 15:07Speaker 2: family's out of town. I will try to use as
- 15:09Speaker 2: little dishes as possible and reuse them as much as possible,
- 15:11Speaker 2: I'll clean them. Although I found some flies in the
- 15:13Speaker 2: sink the other day and I was like, oh no,
- 15:15Speaker 2: I hope they didn't lay eggs on the spoon. I
- 15:16Speaker 2: just used, why is that when.
- 15:18Speaker 7: You find one fly, all of a sudden, there's twenty
- 15:21Speaker 7: flies to your house.
- 15:22Speaker 2: It's insane, Joanna, what's something unhinged somebody did while you
- 15:26Speaker 2: were living with them?
- 15:28Speaker 15: They stole my jewelry and ponned it and sold it.
- 15:32Speaker 1: That's pretty bad. Was it a roommate?
- 15:34Speaker 16: Yeah?
- 15:35Speaker 12: Wait, how did you know?
- 15:37Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, how did you know he pawned it?
- 15:39Speaker 15: Yeah? Well, because he's the type of person that would
- 15:43Speaker 15: do stuff like that. And I kind of caught on afterwards.
- 15:47Speaker 15: I just never looked into where he ponded it at.
- 15:50Speaker 4: Well, you asked him and he probably denied it right away, right,
- 15:52Speaker 4: Like why would I do that?
- 15:54Speaker 17: Yeah?
- 15:55Speaker 15: But I know I knew him, so I knew even
- 15:57Speaker 15: if he was lying, he did it.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Wow. What a story. That's terrible.
- 16:02Speaker 4: Still we choose the peanut butter. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 16:05Speaker 4: was a good time. Bonanza.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Do you feel better rich quite a bit? Yeah? Thanks
- 16:09Speaker 1: for calling and Joanna?
- 16:10Speaker 15: All right, thank you?
- 16:11Speaker 1: Wow. Serena what's going on.
- 16:14Speaker 12: My roommate was out of town this past weekend, and
- 16:18Speaker 12: to be like, to put it kindly, she's kind of
- 16:20Speaker 12: a pig like mess in her room, Like it's just messy,
- 16:24Speaker 12: messy all the time.
- 16:25Speaker 1: And I thought I would do.
- 16:26Speaker 12: Her a favor and like clean it up, do like
- 16:29Speaker 12: a deep clean for her. So I did, and I
- 16:32Speaker 12: got really into it, and I was like throwing a
- 16:34Speaker 12: bunch of stuff out that was like trash. And when
- 16:37Speaker 12: she got back, she lost her mind because she was like,
- 16:39Speaker 12: you threw out twelve hundred dollars that was hidden in
- 16:43Speaker 12: a like what I thought was an empty pringles can,
- 16:47Speaker 12: And yeah, I can't believe I did this, but I
- 16:50Speaker 12: like blamed it on the cleaning lady. So I was like,
- 16:53Speaker 12: I'm not going down for this one.
- 16:55Speaker 3: I was like, well, I hired a cleaning person.
- 16:58Speaker 2: I thought it was mixing to do. Yeah, I don't know.
- 17:01Speaker 12: I wouldn't have thrown that out obviously, but she did,
- 17:05Speaker 12: so yeah, that's what happened.
- 17:07Speaker 1: In my house. I would say.
- 17:08Speaker 4: The thing that me and my lovely beautiful bride Stacy
- 17:11Speaker 4: fight about the most is that she feels like I
- 17:15Speaker 4: can't handle a little bit of a mess. But I
- 17:17Speaker 4: feel like we're living literally in a big sty. So, yeah,
- 17:21Speaker 4: I pick up all kinds of stuff, and I thought
- 17:23Speaker 4: I would do her a great favor by filling up
- 17:26Speaker 4: her car with gas and getting it fully, fully detailed.
- 17:29Speaker 4: So I mean it was so empty. I barely made
- 17:32Speaker 4: it to the gas station because she just get run around.
- 17:34Speaker 4: She didn't think about stuff like that. And then I
- 17:36Speaker 4: get detailed. I mean they even did the thing where
- 17:40Speaker 4: they not only clean the inside, but they treat the leather.
- 17:43Speaker 1: It is so sparkly in there. It smells super clean.
- 17:47Speaker 4: And so she comes out and she's impressed, but she
- 17:50Speaker 4: literally goes to pick up a prescription about a mile away,
- 17:54Speaker 4: comes back fifteen minutes later, and her car somehow is
- 17:58Speaker 4: already a mess. Agan have aphor in the front, there's
- 18:02Speaker 4: like a tackle bag, taco bell bag on the floor,
- 18:06Speaker 4: There's there's like makeup stuff on the steering wheel around.
- 18:09Speaker 1: It wasn't twenty minutes later.
- 18:13Speaker 12: I don't know how people, Yeah, just live live a
- 18:16Speaker 12: different life and it's different.
- 18:18Speaker 1: Well, Serena would probably go trade in the car and
- 18:23Speaker 1: blame it on the housekeeper. Yeah.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Yeah, when my son was like eleven or twelve, he
- 18:29Speaker 2: got custom made inserts for his feet because he has
- 18:31Speaker 2: high arches like me, and he outgrew him.
- 18:33Speaker 1: And I keep him in the side of the door
- 18:34Speaker 1: just in case. He's a size thirteen.
- 18:38Speaker 2: Now they're on the.
- 18:39Speaker 1: Size nine, and I'm like, just in case, I don't
- 18:41Speaker 1: know if might need him. I got everything in my car. Well,
- 18:44Speaker 1: thanks Riena, I have a great day. Thanks for calling in.
- 18:47Speaker 2: Thanks Mishir cap it and say what's up?
- 18:50Speaker 5: Sure, open the free Eye Heart radio app, top the
- 18:53Speaker 5: dock back MiG. Just send John Jay and Richard message.
- 18:55Speaker 2: Now time for stacks and hacks. I have stax information.
- 18:59Speaker 2: Rich has a life tax. In a recent survey, ninety
- 19:03Speaker 2: three percent of parents say their biggest concern having a
- 19:06Speaker 2: teenage driver is.
- 19:08Speaker 1: The kid's safety. Duh.
- 19:10Speaker 2: The most common rules for teen drivers are no phones,
- 19:13Speaker 2: no eating, and they have to let parents track them.
- 19:17Speaker 1: You guys agree with that picment. Do you remember when
- 19:18Speaker 1: you were just a teen driver?
- 19:20Speaker 9: Yeah? My parents I had a car and they were like,
- 19:22Speaker 9: I'm at it. Make sure you let us know when
- 19:24Speaker 9: you're getting back home. I had a very chill high
- 19:28Speaker 9: school experience. I got to do whatever I wanted.
- 19:33Speaker 1: Can anybody here swallow a pill? Dry?
- 19:36Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:36Speaker 1: I just did one the other day actually with no water,
- 19:39Speaker 1: no water, just you just put in your mouth and
- 19:41Speaker 1: swallow it.
- 19:42Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 19:42Speaker 9: I was yaking in the back of a taxi because
- 19:45Speaker 9: I was so carsick driving up this mountain for twenty minutes.
- 19:49Speaker 9: And my cousin, she's a PA and so she had
- 19:51Speaker 9: like I think it was like dramamine and she just
- 19:53Speaker 9: was like, eat this, shoved it down my throat.
- 19:56Speaker 1: Yeah. I swallowed it. You work it up for a second,
- 19:58Speaker 1: but I can do it. Were you drinking?
- 20:00Speaker 9: Yeah, but that was not why, of course not why.
- 20:04Speaker 1: That's not why you were sick in the back of
- 20:05Speaker 1: a college Tell you. When I got in the taxi,
- 20:07Speaker 1: I was perfectly fine. It was his terrible drive once
- 20:10Speaker 1: the alcoholic.
- 20:10Speaker 2: Okay, well, apparently twenty six percent of people say they
- 20:14Speaker 2: cannot do it. Seventy two percent of people say they
- 20:16Speaker 2: can swallow a pill without anything.
- 20:18Speaker 1: I can do it, but I have to develop spit. Yeah,
- 20:21Speaker 1: you got to work it out. Yeah.
- 20:23Speaker 2: A writer for the BBC did a big story and
- 20:26Speaker 2: how foods affect body order and this is really surprising.
- 20:29Speaker 1: They say.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Studies found that men who eat a lot of garlic
- 20:33Speaker 2: smell wayhe sexier, to women what guardic sumplements also work.
- 20:37Speaker 2: They like to smell ut pets smell, and it's true research.
- 20:41Speaker 9: I know you can definitely eat things, and like I
- 20:44Speaker 9: ate a thing of chili cheese fries at the State
- 20:45Speaker 9: Fair and I felt like I smelled like chili cheese
- 20:47Speaker 9: fries for like four days anytime I sweat it.
- 20:50Speaker 7: I feel like that stat is probably opposite for women,
- 20:52Speaker 7: because anytime I eat anything with garlic in it, Scot's
- 20:55Speaker 7: like you smell.
- 20:56Speaker 1: He doesn't like. That's interesting because it was about men,
- 20:59Speaker 1: I don't know about women. When you were a kid,
- 21:01Speaker 1: do you remember what was like the chore you.
- 21:04Speaker 4: Hated to do the most, well, cleaning toilets, God damn
- 21:08Speaker 4: you had to do. As a kid, we were not
- 21:09Speaker 4: allowed to go out and play until the whole house
- 21:11Speaker 4: was cleaned, and then we got the like inspection to
- 21:14Speaker 4: see if it was done right, and if it wasn't,
- 21:16Speaker 4: we had to redo it. So, I mean it took
- 21:18Speaker 4: us a while to clean the outs.
- 21:19Speaker 2: For us, we didn't have chores, so I was a
- 21:22Speaker 2: spoiled kid. But the number one thing when my parents
- 21:24Speaker 2: asked me to do this, this is the number one
- 21:27Speaker 2: thing kids dreaded the most was cleaning their room.
- 21:30Speaker 9: Yeah. I was going to say that we didn't really
- 21:32Speaker 9: have chores, but we would have to like clean our
- 21:34Speaker 9: room before the cleaners came out.
- 21:35Speaker 1: I was like, what that we didn't have cleaners?
- 21:37Speaker 9: Maybe, Matt, I know. I was also a very spoiled kid.
- 21:40Speaker 2: Honda is recalling more than four hundred thousand civics because
- 21:44Speaker 2: the wheels might fall off all driving. This sounds pretty bad, Yeah, stupid.
- 21:50Speaker 2: Forty four year old man in Florida was arrested after
- 21:52Speaker 2: opening fire on three others after they had a huge
- 21:56Speaker 2: argument outside a bar over how many eggs chickens can lay?
- 22:01Speaker 1: Isn't that nuts? They pulled a gun. In fact, here
- 22:04Speaker 1: here's a.
- 22:04Speaker 18: Little The shooter evidently raises chickens, and the conversation was
- 22:09Speaker 18: about how many eggs a chicken can lay. One victim
- 22:13Speaker 18: ran out into the roadway trying to get away from
- 22:15Speaker 18: the shooter. The other two victims head. We had several
- 22:18Speaker 18: phone calls. The shooter himself called nine to one one.
- 22:21Speaker 18: Arming yourself with a handgun when you're under.
- 22:23Speaker 1: The influence is not a good idea. There's never going
- 22:26Speaker 1: to be a good outcome with that. I think everyone's
- 22:29Speaker 1: got a chicken story.
- 22:32Speaker 2: There's a discussion happening on threads where people are naming
- 22:34Speaker 2: celebrities that nobody hates. Okay, celebrities nobody hates. Can you
- 22:40Speaker 2: think of any Keanu Reeves, Drew Barrymore, Christen Bell, No,
- 22:48Speaker 2: you guys, none of those?
- 22:50Speaker 1: What about Keanu? Now, I don't see you, mom. Here's
- 22:53Speaker 1: not in the top twenty.
- 22:54Speaker 2: I'll go over Hose Years number twenty, McCaulay, Culkin's number nineteen, Private,
- 23:00Speaker 2: Steve Irwin, Mark Hamill, No Wild, John bon Jovi, Willie Nelson,
- 23:03Speaker 2: Dick Van Dyke, Bob Ross, Bob Ross, Pretty Little Clouds,
- 23:08Speaker 2: Harrison Ford, Viola Davis, Diane Keaton, Paul Rudd. Number one
- 23:12Speaker 2: celebrity nobody hates is mister Rogers.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Everybody ons on that list. Now, Rich is a big
- 23:19Speaker 1: rock fan, comes from rock radio.
- 23:22Speaker 2: But they did survey on which best female who is
- 23:25Speaker 2: the best.
- 23:25Speaker 1: Female singer in rock radio?
- 23:28Speaker 2: And Wilson from Hart and Wilson from Hart is actually
- 23:31Speaker 2: number one on that list.
- 23:32Speaker 1: That's my pick.
- 23:33Speaker 2: The top threer, Pat Benatar, Stevie Nixon and Wilson. So
- 23:36Speaker 2: what they've done is they've taken their audio, their voices
- 23:39Speaker 2: out of the song so you can hear them, and
- 23:42Speaker 2: it's pretty dang impressive. I think the first one is
- 23:44Speaker 2: Ann Wilson, then Stevie Nickson, Pat Benatar.
- 23:46Speaker 5: You haven't done.
- 23:49Speaker 19: D Man now jes Win, here we go.
- 24:06Speaker 6: You know that you want bot to me.
- 24:10Speaker 10: Your hot rega dream Mega love Taga.
- 24:17Speaker 2: So that last one was Pat BENATARBA number one person
- 24:19Speaker 2: is the first one, you said, Ann Wilson from Heart.
- 24:23Speaker 2: A guy recorded his uber driver's crazy reaction when he
- 24:26Speaker 2: and his female companion requested that the driver turn on
- 24:31Speaker 2: the radio. She got mad that they rolled down the
- 24:34Speaker 2: windows and he's like, can you turn on the radio?
- 24:35Speaker 2: Can we hear some music? Said, listen to what happened.
- 24:38Speaker 3: I'm not comforted.
- 24:39Speaker 1: I just saw you to play music. That's about it.
- 24:41Speaker 1: But you can keep driving.
- 24:42Speaker 5: You're asking me why you're explaining?
- 24:45Speaker 3: What can I do?
- 24:46Speaker 6: Sir?
- 24:46Speaker 4: You gonna call a cop because I'm scared?
- 24:48Speaker 6: And why is shaking the one?
- 24:50Speaker 4: You're like, oh, the highway and I'm looking to do
- 24:52Speaker 4: something again and again, and he.
- 24:54Speaker 6: Did, I'm the driver have to run?
- 24:56Speaker 1: What if I'm gonna get an accident? We just thought
- 24:59Speaker 1: it was gonna be easy.
- 25:00Speaker 5: I sincerely apologize for the way that I behave and
- 25:04Speaker 5: that's completely my fault.
- 25:06Speaker 2: Uber man. That's why I take way moo now everywhere.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Rich all right.
- 25:12Speaker 4: So they say the most basic thing that you can
- 25:16Speaker 4: do to feel better is to put your head and
- 25:19Speaker 4: your head, not your head, your hands above your head,
- 25:22Speaker 4: like up in the sky. So I've looked into it.
- 25:26Speaker 4: If you're feeling like your brain's still downloading a little
- 25:28Speaker 4: bit this morning, like if you haven't totally woken up,
- 25:31Speaker 4: it's almost like stealing a move from yoga and combining
- 25:33Speaker 4: a little bit of things like sun.
- 25:35Speaker 1: So here's what you do.
- 25:36Speaker 4: You can get in front of a window, you can
- 25:38Speaker 4: get outside, you can be in a bright room. But
- 25:41Speaker 4: stretch your arms straight over your head for two full
- 25:45Speaker 4: minutes every day. They say it's the best exercise that
- 25:49Speaker 4: you can do. It actually resets your brain to say
- 25:53Speaker 4: we're awake, we're confident that we're we're in a good mood.
- 25:58Speaker 4: It resets your mood. It's basically a hard reboot for
- 26:02Speaker 4: your soul. So try that for two minutes in report
- 26:05Speaker 4: back before before you do your first cup or even
- 26:08Speaker 4: third cup of coffee, hands above your head for two
- 26:11Speaker 4: minutes in a bright place is the special soul sauce
- 26:15Speaker 4: for you That life hacking many more can be fun
- 26:16Speaker 4: at John jayd Rich dot com.
- 26:18Speaker 1: You know I do that every morning.
- 26:19Speaker 2: I hang you hang thirty seconds, do a dead hang
- 26:22Speaker 2: for thirty two minutes.
- 26:23Speaker 1: I don't know two minute of this pretty insane. Anyway,
- 26:26Speaker 1: It's John Jay and.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Rich one to four to seven Kiss FM. It's John
- 26:33Speaker 2: Jay and Richelia. Good morning, Good morning, You're on the air.
- 26:36Speaker 1: What's going on?
- 26:37Speaker 17: A woman came up to me at the grocery store
- 26:40Speaker 17: and she was like all sweet and kind of nervous
- 26:41Speaker 17: and goes, hi, is your son single? And I was like,
- 26:46Speaker 17: what son? And I literally looked behind me because like
- 26:50Speaker 17: maybe she was talking to someone else, but no, she
- 26:52Speaker 17: was fully pointing at my boyfriend. And I didn't even
- 26:56Speaker 17: know what to say, so I just laughed and was like,
- 26:59Speaker 17: oh no, that's my boyfriend. And she got so embarrassed
- 27:01Speaker 17: and started apologizing. But then I'm sitting there like, wait,
- 27:05Speaker 17: should I be offended?
- 27:06Speaker 1: Like I look old?
- 27:08Speaker 16: Yeah?
- 27:08Speaker 7: I would well.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Probably would wear that outfit again.
- 27:14Speaker 9: Were you like wearing your momeo going like grocery shopping?
- 27:18Speaker 1: Here a hole in my heart?
- 27:19Speaker 5: Hot?
- 27:21Speaker 1: How old are you.
- 27:23Speaker 20: I'm thirty two.
- 27:24Speaker 1: How old your boyfriend?
- 27:26Speaker 17: He's twenty eight, but I mean he doesn't look twenty.
- 27:29Speaker 17: I mean he doesn't look young. I don't think he.
- 27:32Speaker 2: Must have great skin. So what did you have on?
- 27:36Speaker 2: I'm trying to think what could you possibly that? Did
- 27:38Speaker 2: you have like knitting needles in your hair? You know,
- 27:41Speaker 2: holding your hair up?
- 27:42Speaker 9: Did you have you know, m I might as well
- 27:45Speaker 9: have had, right, like I can just I'm imagining her
- 27:47Speaker 9: and like the little like nighttime gown or you know what, are.
- 27:51Speaker 2: You one of those ladies? And there's nothing wrong with this,
- 27:53Speaker 2: but lets your hair go gray? You went great early?
- 27:55Speaker 2: You ever seen those ladies?
- 27:56Speaker 9: That's my mom My mom went great at like my age?
- 27:59Speaker 1: Right, So are you that?
- 28:02Speaker 8: I know?
- 28:03Speaker 17: I'm not, I'm not. I really don't know what this
- 28:05Speaker 17: woman what's thinking? I mean, like maybe like I had
- 28:09Speaker 17: my hair up in a bun, so like maybe like
- 28:12Speaker 17: I just dill felt like mom energy.
- 28:14Speaker 1: I don't know she's just being mean?
- 28:16Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean if she was being mean, that's
- 28:18Speaker 4: a that's a hell of a shot fire down there.
- 28:20Speaker 4: She's like you should get her face punched.
- 28:22Speaker 9: It.
- 28:22Speaker 1: But what if she's your boyfriend's ex she's a friend.
- 28:27Speaker 2: You know, if you could get the like, what if
- 28:29Speaker 2: she is a friend of your boyfriend's ex and she
- 28:32Speaker 2: sees the boyfriend and that coming down the island the
- 28:34Speaker 2: grocery store, calls up the friend. Oh my god, I
- 28:37Speaker 2: see David's the grocery store and he's with his new girl. Okay,
- 28:40Speaker 2: I got this. And she walks over. Is that your
- 28:42Speaker 2: son just to mess with her? You know what I'm saying?
- 28:45Speaker 2: Like it's twisted.
- 28:47Speaker 17: I didn't think of that, but that would make so
- 28:49Speaker 17: much sense that.
- 28:50Speaker 1: I could see that.
- 28:51Speaker 2: I could see that episode of Desperate Housewives.
- 28:56Speaker 1: All right, Leah, thanks for calling in.
- 28:58Speaker 17: Thank you. I feel a lot better now.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Guys, keep a stiff upper right, something's gotta hold on
- 29:06Speaker 1: me lately.
- 29:11Speaker 2: Sunday it's John Jay and Rich Mother's Day this weekend,
- 29:17Speaker 2: Dog Mom's Day. Saturday Mom's Day is Sunday. You still
- 29:20Speaker 2: got time to get your Dog Mom's Day tickets. Go
- 29:22Speaker 2: to Lovepopfoundation dot com or dot org. Go to Love
- 29:28Speaker 2: Pupfoundation dot org.
- 29:29Speaker 1: Get your tickets and hang out with Blake and a
- 29:30Speaker 1: bunch of her friends this Saturday at the Ashley Castle.
- 29:33Speaker 2: Eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven We
- 29:36Speaker 2: just want to know what are some weird rules? Just
- 29:38Speaker 2: throwing out their weird rules your mom had for you
- 29:40Speaker 2: growing up. ANGELA mother's day is Sunday. What's a weird
- 29:46Speaker 2: rule that your mom had? Oh my god, what are
- 29:49Speaker 2: you doing so loud?
- 29:50Speaker 1: Back there?
- 29:51Speaker 20: I'm getting out of the daycare room.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Okay, daycare room. Yes, that's a lot of this. Yeah,
- 29:59Speaker 1: all right, so go ahead.
- 30:00Speaker 20: Growing up, I only had three rules in high school.
- 30:03Speaker 20: One was I was not allowed to go to New
- 30:05Speaker 20: Orleans at all because my mom said I would get
- 30:09Speaker 20: kidnapped and sold onond hair blue eyed kid, which okay.
- 30:13Speaker 20: Second rule is that we were never allowed to ride
- 30:16Speaker 20: four wheelers or motorcycles. And then the third rule was
- 30:20Speaker 20: don't get pregnant in high school.
- 30:22Speaker 1: That was it, you know, Okay, does seem like they're
- 30:25Speaker 1: they're not weird? Not weird? Yeah, not weird. I wouldn't
- 30:29Speaker 1: fight many of those. Yeah.
- 30:32Speaker 20: I worked really hard not to get pregnant in high school,
- 30:35Speaker 20: so that that was a win. And I only went
- 30:38Speaker 20: to New Orleans once and so yeah, so.
- 30:42Speaker 1: You had to work really hard to not get pregnant.
- 30:44Speaker 20: Like wow, well, I mean it's South Mississippi over here.
- 30:49Speaker 2: Else to do right, all right, well thanks for listening, Angela,
- 30:53Speaker 2: Thank you, y'all have a good day too.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Of Britney. What is a weird rule your mom had?
- 30:59Speaker 3: The main one was when I went to my friend's house,
- 31:02Speaker 3: which would be down the street, I'd have to run
- 31:06Speaker 3: back home every fifteen minutes on the dot to check in.
- 31:09Speaker 3: I couldn't call. If I called, I was in trouble
- 31:11Speaker 3: and I'm grounded. And then another role was sixteen minute
- 31:13Speaker 3: phone calls. No calls after eight, and I had to
- 31:16Speaker 3: be done with my phone calls within fifteen minutes.
- 31:19Speaker 1: Wow.
- 31:19Speaker 9: What?
- 31:20Speaker 3: And my mom even did this when I was a
- 31:22Speaker 3: single mom. I was a single mom of a seven
- 31:24Speaker 3: month old and my boyfriend's now husband lived in a
- 31:28Speaker 3: Sacramento so he had to call me in the emy
- 31:29Speaker 3: and my mom would get on the phone and say,
- 31:31Speaker 3: you need to get off the phone now.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, wrap it up.
- 31:35Speaker 3: I had a curfew at as a twenty year old.
- 31:38Speaker 3: Mom had a curfew of eight o'clock at night, so
- 31:40Speaker 3: I was allowed to go out past eight while she
- 31:42Speaker 3: locked me out of the house.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Wow.
- 31:44Speaker 9: Yeah, I would say, do you feel like those rules
- 31:47Speaker 9: like really changed in shape to you? Like as a
- 31:49Speaker 9: person did you feel like you were super rebellious or
- 31:51Speaker 9: anything like that.
- 31:53Speaker 3: That's why I got pregnant right away.
- 31:55Speaker 1: Okay, yeah I was.
- 31:57Speaker 3: I met my ex and then like moved out of
- 32:00Speaker 3: my mom's out at eighteen and just like disappeared and
- 32:03Speaker 3: I cut her out of my life for a while
- 32:04Speaker 3: there because she was just super cleany. But my brother's
- 32:07Speaker 3: got away with everything, but I was like the one
- 32:09Speaker 3: who was rounded for everything, or had to stay home
- 32:12Speaker 3: all the time, wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend. So yeah,
- 32:15Speaker 3: I definitely I went.
- 32:17Speaker 4: And you said your phone calls can only be fifteen
- 32:19Speaker 4: minutes long when you were on the phone with the
- 32:21Speaker 4: front See, I can hear that already because you talk
- 32:24Speaker 4: all the time. You talked super fast, so it's like
- 32:26Speaker 4: you could tell you're trying to get stuff in. So
- 32:28Speaker 4: that's ever changed you forever too, so.
- 32:30Speaker 3: For me that my conversations are very quick. I mean,
- 32:33Speaker 3: it's like the boy it's done.
- 32:35Speaker 2: The rule that seems weird to me is that you
- 32:37Speaker 2: had to run home every fifteen minutes. I mean, that's crazy,
- 32:40Speaker 2: that's that's a You must have been in great shape.
- 32:42Speaker 3: Oh, I was very skinny. I was like ninety nine
- 32:44Speaker 3: pounds for years.
- 32:45Speaker 1: Wow, and it was the neighborhood that far away or
- 32:48Speaker 1: was it up?
- 32:49Speaker 5: Oh?
- 32:49Speaker 3: It was literally like five pounces down.
- 32:51Speaker 2: Still you play if you're playing, to see you playing
- 32:53Speaker 2: a game, you gotta got go run home?
- 32:56Speaker 1: Clock and then did you run home and did check it?
- 32:58Speaker 1: And the turn around and run right back?
- 33:00Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 33:00Speaker 3: No, I had to run to my friend's house. I
- 33:02Speaker 3: had to put a timer on her mic wave, say
- 33:04Speaker 3: I have to go back and check on in, so
- 33:06Speaker 3: I would check in within thirteen minutes. That way, I
- 33:08Speaker 3: didn't miss my fifteen minute time.
- 33:10Speaker 13: God.
- 33:10Speaker 1: I couldn't live like that. It'd be so switch anxiety. Wow.
- 33:14Speaker 1: All right, I'm not like that with my.
- 33:16Speaker 3: Kids at all. My kids are just kind of you
- 33:17Speaker 3: have to check in and that's about it.
- 33:19Speaker 1: All right. Well, thank you Brittany for sharing that with us.
- 33:22Speaker 1: You win, Thank you win. Happy Mother's Day calls back
- 33:25Speaker 1: in Happy Mother's Day.
- 33:28Speaker 9: I'm a fourteen carry on fourteen.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Carry Mother's Day is Sunday? Hey King, are you there?
- 33:37Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 33:38Speaker 1: Okay, So King is Peyton's nephew. How old is he?
- 33:41Speaker 1: He's eight? What up? King?
- 33:43Speaker 2: I so we understand you got a good list of
- 33:46Speaker 2: yo mama jokes mama.
- 33:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:49Speaker 2: So what we do is sometimes right around Mother's Day,
- 33:52Speaker 2: we do a Yo Mama off. We're rich because rich
- 33:55Speaker 2: has got Yo mama jokes, endless supply of Yo mama
- 33:57Speaker 2: jokes in his head. So we do Yo Mama battle.
- 34:01Speaker 2: So we keep going until you run out of your
- 34:03Speaker 2: mama jokes and whoever still has them is the winner.
- 34:06Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready? You're gonna he's ready, I can,
- 34:10Speaker 1: I can hear it, and you're gonna start it off.
- 34:11Speaker 1: Are you ready?
- 34:12Speaker 13: Yeah?
- 34:13Speaker 1: Go.
- 34:14Speaker 21: Your mama food dumb she tried the glide out and do.
- 34:21Speaker 4: Your mama is so big she's got to use Google
- 34:23Speaker 4: Earth to take a selfie.
- 34:25Speaker 21: Young Alma so dumb. She thought Twitter was the social
- 34:29Speaker 21: media for birds.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Your mama is so poor she hasn't the ducks throw
- 34:35Speaker 1: bread at her.
- 34:37Speaker 21: Young Mama so stupid when they said it was chilli
- 34:39Speaker 21: at she got the bowl.
- 34:44Speaker 4: Your mama is so old she took her driving lesson
- 34:47Speaker 4: on a tri Sarah tops.
- 34:50Speaker 21: Your mam so stupid, eat eminem.
- 34:56Speaker 4: Your mama is so dumb she even told Hello Kitty, goodbye.
- 35:01Speaker 1: Your mama so.
- 35:01Speaker 21: Stupid when she went to the eye doctors to get
- 35:04Speaker 21: an eye throw.
- 35:09Speaker 4: Your mama so fat when she jumped on the scale
- 35:11Speaker 4: and said, hey, hey, hey, we need your weight, not
- 35:13Speaker 4: your phone number.
- 35:15Speaker 21: Your mama so only she could make an onion cry.
- 35:21Speaker 4: Your mama is so ugly when she went to a
- 35:23Speaker 4: haunted house, did you day for an application?
- 35:27Speaker 21: Your mama's cooking so nasty the house fled up together
- 35:30Speaker 21: to fix the hole in the window screen.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Your mama so fat even Dora can't explore her.
- 35:39Speaker 21: Oh, your mama so short, you can see her feet
- 35:43Speaker 21: on her drivers.
- 35:47Speaker 4: Your mama's so old, she's got an autographed bible.
- 35:52Speaker 21: Your mama so me they didn't give her a happy
- 35:54Speaker 21: meal to McDonald's.
- 35:58Speaker 4: Your mama's so dumb, she thought Condonance was a basketball team.
- 36:02Speaker 21: Mama, so they don't give her happy You.
- 36:09Speaker 22: Got this a king, give go o King go your
- 36:12Speaker 22: mama soul.
- 36:13Speaker 21: She knew Birke King when he was the prince.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Goking. You're the new champion of your mama jokes. Twenty
- 36:23Speaker 1: twenty three, Dog King is the King?
- 36:27Speaker 9: Good job, I'm gonna take you to go get a
- 36:30Speaker 9: McDonald's happy meal.
- 36:31Speaker 5: How about that?
- 36:32Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 36:33Speaker 1: Yeah, I got you, I got you, Hey, King, you
- 36:37Speaker 1: got a yo mama joke for Peyton.
- 36:38Speaker 5: Oh, I have one, go ahead.
- 36:41Speaker 21: Your mama sol old. She walked out of the museum
- 36:45Speaker 21: and the alarm went.
- 36:46Speaker 6: All telling boss.
- 36:53Speaker 1: H King, I have a great day. That was her.
- 37:05Speaker 15: Good.
- 37:07Speaker 2: It's gonna be a good mother's day.
- 37:09Speaker 11: It is.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Happy mother's day.
- 37:14Speaker 6: Mom. Yeah.
- 37:19Speaker 2: She makes sure you bush your teeth and your hair
- 37:21Speaker 2: is always combed.
- 37:23Speaker 10: Vegetables you have to eat or she'll be imagineal are
- 37:27Speaker 10: you listening? Don't tease your sense So you're sitting up
- 37:30Speaker 10: straight in your seat, your homework.
- 37:33Speaker 6: You cannot stand for she won't be sweet.
- 37:35Speaker 9: Yeah, your mother always says you muster.
- 37:43Speaker 6: Your mother always says you muster.
- 37:46Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Richard.
- 37:48Speaker 2: You will.
- 37:50Speaker 1: I will.
- 37:58Speaker 2: John Jay and rich Our phone number is eighty seven.
- 38:00Speaker 2: In ninety three seven one oh four seven, you got
- 38:03Speaker 2: a text from Stephanie. And Stephanie before you tell us
- 38:08Speaker 2: about your text, Yes, I want to do a quick setup.
- 38:12Speaker 2: Peyton got married because she had an opportunity. A movie
- 38:16Speaker 2: studio paid for it, and then they had the star
- 38:18Speaker 2: of the movie Zendeia crash your wedding. It went viral right,
- 38:22Speaker 2: millions and millions of views, and then Peyton made two
- 38:24Speaker 2: hundred dollars it was pretty cool. So then we were
- 38:26Speaker 2: we were talking about videos that had gone viral that
- 38:29Speaker 2: backfired and weren't backfired.
- 38:31Speaker 1: And you have an amazing story. Am I right?
- 38:35Speaker 12: I believe?
- 38:35Speaker 1: So, yes, okay, start from the beginning. What happened.
- 38:40Speaker 11: I posted a TikTok video kind of from a point
- 38:42Speaker 11: of view that I used to have. You know, I
- 38:45Speaker 11: started this thing of overcoming different traumas and becoming confident.
- 38:48Speaker 11: So I told the story from that sort of point
- 38:50Speaker 11: of view, and it's a story about how I slid
- 38:54Speaker 11: in the DMS of my favorite actor and an eight
- 38:57Speaker 11: year situationship ensued from there.
- 39:01Speaker 7: I woa, Oh my gosh, who is it.
- 39:06Speaker 11: I'm not gonna just que quiet.
- 39:08Speaker 6: I would do not.
- 39:10Speaker 11: I will say that people. I think one of the
- 39:12Speaker 11: reasons that went viral is because people started guessing that
- 39:15Speaker 11: it was Jesse Williams from Gray's Anatomy and it wasn't.
- 39:18Speaker 11: But no matter how many times I confirmed that it
- 39:21Speaker 11: was not him, people didn't care. The Internet does not care.
- 39:24Speaker 11: And I said, you know, if it was like I wish,
- 39:27Speaker 11: like I saw him in that play where he was naked,
- 39:31Speaker 11: So if you know, you know, like I wish it
- 39:33Speaker 11: was him, but unfortunately it was not it.
- 39:34Speaker 2: Wait, why did people think it was him? What was
- 39:37Speaker 2: something you said in the video that made people think that?
- 39:40Speaker 11: I mentioned I had met this person in Chicago, and
- 39:44Speaker 11: also in the video I said that Ellen Pompeo almost
- 39:47Speaker 11: caught us because he had been married, was legally separated,
- 39:51Speaker 11: but at the time their divorce hadn't been announced publicly.
- 39:54Speaker 11: So I think people heard Ellen Pompeo and just immediately
- 39:57Speaker 11: went to Grey's Anatomy and then saw that Jess Williams
- 40:00Speaker 11: kind of fit those qualities or characteristics.
- 40:03Speaker 1: Okay, so this situationship ended how long ago?
- 40:09Speaker 16: Two years?
- 40:10Speaker 1: And this situationship was intimate. Yes, so you flew to
- 40:17Speaker 1: where he was, he flew to where you guys were.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Did you guys go on vacations together?
- 40:22Speaker 11: Originally I lived in Chicago and he lived in LA
- 40:25Speaker 11: and then after a few months I ended up moving
- 40:26Speaker 11: to LA for our job opportunity, so we ended up
- 40:30Speaker 11: being in LA at the same time.
- 40:31Speaker 1: But were you guys like boyfriend and girlfriend or were
- 40:33Speaker 1: you guys just hooking up?
- 40:35Speaker 11: Mostly just hooking up? You know, we became pretty pretty close,
- 40:39Speaker 11: but there was never an official title involved.
- 40:43Speaker 1: A lister or b lister or C lister.
- 40:47Speaker 11: Ooh, I don't want to insult him, but.
- 40:53Speaker 15: Maybe between a B and the C.
- 40:56Speaker 11: You know, he has had some projects come out in
- 40:58Speaker 11: the last couple of years that were pretty big, so.
- 41:00Speaker 1: Like reality or movies TV and movies like could he
- 41:06Speaker 1: be on Dancy with the Stars?
- 41:08Speaker 17: Ooh?
- 41:10Speaker 14: Maybe?
- 41:12Speaker 7: Like eight years of situationship? Was it literally only hooking
- 41:16Speaker 7: up like in privatey? Did you guys ever actually go
- 41:18Speaker 7: on dates and spend time together outside the bedroom?
- 41:22Speaker 2: Oh?
- 41:22Speaker 11: No, we would hang out, you know, he took me
- 41:24Speaker 11: to dinner when I finished my Masters. We would go
- 41:28Speaker 11: out to dinners and hang out. You know, I met
- 41:30Speaker 11: his daughter, I knew his friends.
- 41:34Speaker 9: Was there any like leaked paparazzi pictures of you guys
- 41:37Speaker 9: hanging out?
- 41:39Speaker 11: Not that I know of.
- 41:40Speaker 1: No, really, why did it end?
- 41:44Speaker 11: It just kind of fizzled out. I mean we had
- 41:47Speaker 11: had kind of a falling out that first year. I
- 41:50Speaker 11: had assumed we were going to be dating, and then
- 41:52Speaker 11: it was kind of more of the hookup friends situation,
- 41:55Speaker 11: and so just became friends after that and full friends situation.
- 42:00Speaker 11: Friends for about seven years, and then I moved doc
- 42:04Speaker 11: to Arizona. So I think that's a pretty big reason.
- 42:07Speaker 7: Then it ended.
- 42:08Speaker 4: Okay, let's do a game where we ask you questions
- 42:10Speaker 4: and if we say yes or if you say yes,
- 42:12Speaker 4: we should be able to ask another qualifying question.
- 42:15Speaker 1: Okay, it's a fun game. Okay, right to you stuck?
- 42:19Speaker 1: Was he on a TV drama?
- 42:24Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I got one. Would we recognize the theme song?
- 42:30Speaker 11: Ooh, I don't believe.
- 42:32Speaker 1: So are you wearing a pink shirt in your TikTok? Yes? Okay,
- 42:37Speaker 1: I'm me trying to I found I found it. I
- 42:39Speaker 1: found your question.
- 42:39Speaker 2: Well, because I found your TikTok, I was trying to
- 42:42Speaker 2: find the video of which one?
- 42:43Speaker 1: Is it one of your Is it one of your
- 42:44Speaker 1: pin videos?
- 42:46Speaker 12: The viral one?
- 42:47Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 42:48Speaker 11: No, you have to scroll down, but it'll say four
- 42:51Speaker 11: point eight million views.
- 42:52Speaker 1: Wow, that's a lot of views. What did he say
- 42:55Speaker 1: to you in the In the first d M?
- 42:59Speaker 11: He so he posts so that he was in Chicago
- 43:01Speaker 11: and I was living in Chicago, and I said, what
- 43:05Speaker 11: are you doing in Chicago, sir? And then he followed me,
- 43:09Speaker 11: and then I followed him back, and I sent, you know,
- 43:12Speaker 11: kind of the same thing, and he said, I used
- 43:14Speaker 11: to live here or I grew up here.
- 43:16Speaker 4: Ma'am, there's so many okay, TV drama from Chicago. He
- 43:21Speaker 4: was on the Bear.
- 43:24Speaker 1: No Wish on your Instagram? Are you? Are you the
- 43:27Speaker 1: one that's posting a lot about dating on Raya or Riyah?
- 43:30Speaker 11: Yeah, that's me as well.
- 43:31Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I can't find your one. This is four
- 43:33Speaker 1: million on it? Where is it? Could yeah? This could
- 43:37Speaker 1: it be taken down?
- 43:38Speaker 11: No, it's definitely I looked earlier. It's definitely up there.
- 43:41Speaker 11: I think it's a few rows down and then like
- 43:43Speaker 11: a block shirt with sunglasses sitting in my.
- 43:46Speaker 1: Car this TV drama? Was he? Oh no, that's not
- 43:50Speaker 1: her on this TV drama? Was he? Would you say
- 43:53Speaker 1: in the top five cast members?
- 43:57Speaker 17: Yeah?
- 43:58Speaker 1: Was it on HBO?
- 44:00Speaker 6: No?
- 44:02Speaker 11: He may have been on a show on Atrio at
- 44:04Speaker 11: some point, but when I met.
- 44:06Speaker 7: Him, Now, okay, okay, But since you've been dating on Riot,
- 44:09Speaker 7: I have there been other celebrities that you've matched ams
- 44:12Speaker 7: of my celebrity crush and.
- 44:14Speaker 11: He started and I have been out like a few
- 44:17Speaker 11: different people as well. I've said about nine years on Riot,
- 44:20Speaker 11: and I lived in la for ten, so I've seen things,
- 44:23Speaker 11: I know things, and I've dated things.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Things as one does. I looked him up on Instagram
- 44:31Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, he has death. He's not
- 44:33Speaker 1: just a step actor. So because he's still alive.
- 44:39Speaker 17: Yes, he's still alive.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Oh you're wearing an ory. What was your sleep scord
- 44:42Speaker 1: last night?
- 44:44Speaker 12: Thank you for asking.
- 44:45Speaker 11: It's always below sixty and last night it was eighty two.
- 44:49Speaker 9: Wow?
- 44:50Speaker 1: Man, well.
- 44:52Speaker 2: It's I so badly want to know who it is,
- 44:54Speaker 2: but you want to tell us somebodyn't want to sit
- 44:56Speaker 2: there and keep keep begging you.
- 44:57Speaker 1: To tell us. But who is it? Are they married?
- 45:01Speaker 9: Now?
- 45:02Speaker 1: Is the person married?
- 45:04Speaker 11: No, they're not married right now?
- 45:05Speaker 1: Okay? Is he? What nationality is he?
- 45:09Speaker 11: He is a white man.
- 45:11Speaker 1: He's a white guy from chicag the heck, I got it.
- 45:17Speaker 1: I got it. White guy Chicago. Son. It's no Wiley
- 45:22Speaker 1: from the pit, isn't it?
- 45:24Speaker 11: No?
- 45:25Speaker 5: No?
- 45:25Speaker 11: All right, well exploding right now.
- 45:27Speaker 19: No.
- 45:27Speaker 17: But I did date.
- 45:29Speaker 11: There's another video where I dated kind of my childhood
- 45:32Speaker 11: crush as well. Wow it happened from Riyah.
- 45:35Speaker 1: How much older was he than you?
- 45:39Speaker 15: Oh?
- 45:40Speaker 11: Well I'm thirty eight and he's in his fifties. Okay,
- 45:44Speaker 11: if you ask questions, I can confirm this person, because
- 45:47Speaker 11: I don't. That doesn't matter as much.
- 45:48Speaker 1: Oh, how come what is this person on a TV show? Movie?
- 45:51Speaker 11: Oh? I don't know that he's been on either in
- 45:54Speaker 11: a little while, Childhood Crushed.
- 45:56Speaker 7: It's like Mario Lopez or Zach from Saved by the
- 45:59Speaker 7: Bell or because he's fifties.
- 46:02Speaker 12: What I mean, Steve CROs think a little like quirky,
- 46:05Speaker 12: a little quirkycle did you know?
- 46:08Speaker 11: But I did mean him. I did meet him as well.
- 46:11Speaker 4: But anybody from the TV show to the office, No,
- 46:15Speaker 4: so you'd have been he would have been like Kyle's
- 46:16Speaker 4: on the right track there you Oh, like uh, Zachar
- 46:19Speaker 4: Cody from The Sweet Life the Boy, Boy Meets World.
- 46:22Speaker 11: Guys older, I'm older than that. We're thinking like early
- 46:25Speaker 11: early nineties Boy Meets World.
- 46:28Speaker 4: Oh, a few movies, movies, oh, Frankie, Jason Patrick for something,
- 46:35Speaker 4: one of those.
- 46:36Speaker 11: It's like very quirky, eccentric. Michael Hall was on TV
- 46:41Speaker 11: but was also movies. Okay, it was it was Polly's Shore.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Oh, I heard he lives here. Now, I heard he
- 46:57Speaker 1: move here Google.
- 46:59Speaker 4: I know of no people.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Underestimate his stand up. He was pretty funny. It's Stephanie.
- 47:02Speaker 1: I'm so glad you called you. I think you're taking
- 47:04Speaker 1: up our whole show today.
- 47:06Speaker 5: That's fascinating.
- 47:07Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you so much for sharing that with us.
- 47:09Speaker 1: I have a great day, all right. But you guys,
- 47:14Speaker 1: all right, if you dated somebody's famous, let us know,
- 47:17Speaker 1: but let us know. No all it's John Jeene Rich
- 47:22Speaker 1: go wake up with that Rich Paydon What were you saying?
- 47:25Speaker 1: What's going on in your world?
- 47:26Speaker 9: Yeah? Okay, so you guys know how Kadem and I
- 47:28Speaker 9: are living with my grandma.
- 47:29Speaker 5: Right now, my grandma, my mime.
- 47:33Speaker 9: Well, our room is probably not exaggerating, fifteen to twenty
- 47:39Speaker 9: degrees hotter than anywhere else in the entire house. I
- 47:43Speaker 9: mean you walk out of the room and it is
- 47:45Speaker 9: like almost cold everywhere. It is to the point where
- 47:48Speaker 9: I'm not gonna lie to you guys, like it's low
- 47:50Speaker 9: key miserable.
- 47:51Speaker 4: You guys giving off that much kind of that that
- 47:53Speaker 4: much body heat is That's what.
- 47:54Speaker 9: I'm saying, what's going on over here? Like it is
- 47:57Speaker 9: so hot?
- 47:57Speaker 1: And you've been there how long? Like a year?
- 47:59Speaker 9: It'll be a year in September. Yeah, that we've been there. God,
- 48:02Speaker 9: we need to move out.
- 48:05Speaker 5: So tell me why.
- 48:06Speaker 9: I'm like laying on the floor. I'm just like stretching
- 48:10Speaker 9: and I look up at the vent. Tell me why
- 48:13Speaker 9: the vent was closed completely shut?
- 48:17Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, simple.
- 48:19Speaker 9: And I was like, and I'm like, there's no way
- 48:23Speaker 9: for a year, no way. Because I brought this up
- 48:26Speaker 9: to my grandma, was like, meme, like this is like unbearable.
- 48:29Speaker 9: Like we we commenced ourselves that maybe when they built
- 48:32Speaker 9: the house that they didn't route the air conditioning to
- 48:34Speaker 9: go down there or something like. We were seriously thinking
- 48:37Speaker 9: about it. And I told it, can you go get
- 48:38Speaker 9: the ladder and just flip it over. Now it's like
- 48:42Speaker 9: we're having the best time.
- 48:43Speaker 1: In that room that was that was closing event to
- 48:51Speaker 1: get them they figured me.
- 48:54Speaker 2: Out, Jessa Jessica, good morning, Hi.
- 48:58Speaker 22: Good morning. What happened to six months ago? I was
- 49:03Speaker 22: convinced that my apartment had been haunted that entire time,
- 49:07Speaker 22: Like the doors were opening by themselves. There were sounds,
- 49:12Speaker 22: like weird sounds coming at like two or three o'clock
- 49:15Speaker 22: in the morning, lights were flickering. I did everything I
- 49:20Speaker 22: bought stage, I like did a ritual and my grandmother
- 49:25Speaker 22: prayed over my place that I mean literally, I did everything.
- 49:30Speaker 22: So finally I got so freaked out about it that
- 49:33Speaker 22: I just called my landlord, and he came over and
- 49:38Speaker 22: as soon as he came in here, like he walked
- 49:41Speaker 22: straight to the thermostat and he said, come over, and
- 49:45Speaker 22: he showed me that the setting had been to fan
- 49:49Speaker 22: only that entire time, and that the doors opening and
- 49:53Speaker 22: the sounds I was hearing were from the fan, from
- 49:56Speaker 22: the from the system, and that then he went over
- 50:01Speaker 22: to the light and he opened the thing and he
- 50:06Speaker 22: said that it was just a random loose bole. He
- 50:09Speaker 22: like tightened it and it stopped flickering.
- 50:13Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was just needed some maintenance.
- 50:17Speaker 4: There was a big story floating around yesterday that people
- 50:19Speaker 4: that think that they live in old haunted houses, it's
- 50:23Speaker 4: the pipes in the house that are old that let
- 50:25Speaker 4: off a frequency that you can't hear but you can feel,
- 50:28Speaker 4: and it makes for like rumbling and stuff in the
- 50:30Speaker 4: walls and everything. And they think that most of the
- 50:32Speaker 4: old haunted houses it's just pipes they give off a
- 50:35Speaker 4: frequent I.
- 50:36Speaker 9: Thought the house that we grew up in was haunted
- 50:39Speaker 9: for the longest time, and then we found out on
- 50:42Speaker 9: this show actually that it was my little brother Jalen
- 50:44Speaker 9: smoking cigarettes the whole time.
- 50:46Speaker 4: So when you're ad that.
- 50:47Speaker 9: When you have that feeling that like your place isn't haunted,
- 50:50Speaker 9: and it was kind of all in your head. I'm
- 50:51Speaker 9: sure you sleep so much better at night.
- 50:54Speaker 22: Oh one hundred percent. And especially because I was so
- 50:58Speaker 22: embarrassed by the whole thing, I just like, I don't know.
- 51:03Speaker 22: I thanked my landlord and he has luckily never mentioned
- 51:07Speaker 22: it to me before. And I am sleeping soundly, and
- 51:11Speaker 22: it's so crazy how your brain just does that to you.
- 51:13Speaker 1: Though I have this in my car. You know how
- 51:16Speaker 1: you can heat your seats. Yeah, I never heat my
- 51:18Speaker 1: seats and I always have the air conditioning on. I
- 51:20Speaker 1: never heat my seats.
- 51:22Speaker 2: And something happened where my back was starting to burn,
- 51:25Speaker 2: like I couldn't drive. It was burning, and it was
- 51:27Speaker 2: happening for a couple of days. And I looked at
- 51:31Speaker 2: and my seats weren't on. The heater wasn't on. Sometimes
- 51:34Speaker 2: you put a cup there and it hits the heater button.
- 51:35Speaker 2: I was like, my seats aren't They're not on.
- 51:37Speaker 1: What's going? So I called the dealership.
- 51:39Speaker 2: I need to bring it in, and I bring it
- 51:41Speaker 2: in and when I give the guy my car key
- 51:43Speaker 2: opens up the back seat in my workout bag, which
- 51:45Speaker 2: I had worked on well was shoved on the bottom
- 51:48Speaker 2: and it was hitting the wire.
- 51:51Speaker 1: He's moved my workout bag and it was fine. I
- 51:56Speaker 1: think this is ed.
- 51:56Speaker 2: He moved the workout bag and I was like, get
- 51:58Speaker 2: out of here. I sat down and it was fine.
- 52:01Speaker 9: I go.
- 52:01Speaker 1: Thanks Thomas, good job, Thank you, Thomas Schneider.
- 52:07Speaker 4: Next time, before you call the exorcist, call that fix
- 52:09Speaker 4: Frankie and you're probably fine.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Jessa, thanks for calling in.
- 52:13Speaker 22: Yeah, thanks guys.
- 52:15Speaker 1: Good morning, Mackenzie, what's up?
- 52:17Speaker 14: Good morning. So I just have like a crazy date
- 52:20Speaker 14: story that I feel like I have to share with
- 52:22Speaker 14: the whole world. Okay, so I went in the first
- 52:25Speaker 14: date with some guy that I met on Hinge. He
- 52:27Speaker 14: was super cute, great body, and of course, within like
- 52:30Speaker 14: the first five minutes.
- 52:31Speaker 16: Of meeting him, I figured out he was like a
- 52:33Speaker 16: total gim bro, you know, which is fine, do what
- 52:37Speaker 16: you do, Like I'm never gonna yat anybody's yum.
- 52:39Speaker 17: But like I knew it was that because like dude
- 52:42Speaker 17: pulled out a food.
- 52:43Speaker 14: Scale from his back back even before like we ordered.
- 52:46Speaker 16: It, before the food was brought up to us, like
- 52:49Speaker 16: I thought he was kidding. I was like, okay, obviously
- 52:51Speaker 16: this is a joke mess. I mean, like, show me
- 52:53Speaker 16: what a gimbro he is.
- 52:53Speaker 10: But he was not.
- 52:55Speaker 16: Every single item that they brought to the table he waited, right,
- 53:00Speaker 16: but his like broccoli, his potatoes, okay. And then when
- 53:04Speaker 16: he put his steak on it, and like.
- 53:06Speaker 13: He waited, he literally goes hold on bro like waits
- 53:09Speaker 13: it and calls the waiter over.
- 53:11Speaker 16: To complain that his steak was five point eight ounces
- 53:14Speaker 16: instead of six ounces.
- 53:15Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, well he's he needs that protein. Huh, well,
- 53:18Speaker 1: is that why he's doing it? It was he doing it
- 53:19Speaker 1: because he needs it? Or was he doing it because
- 53:21Speaker 1: they tell him it's a six sound steak? And it's
- 53:22Speaker 1: not like there's a To me, there's a there's a
- 53:25Speaker 1: difference on his motivation.
- 53:27Speaker 16: I felt like it was a little bit of both
- 53:28Speaker 16: because then he's like, you're messing with my protein, bro.
- 53:30Speaker 16: But then I almost like you're just being weird.
- 53:33Speaker 8: It was so weird.
- 53:34Speaker 16: The waiter looked at him like sir, like it was
- 53:37Speaker 16: just it was so embarrassing. I didn't know where to
- 53:39Speaker 16: dessert because I didn't want him to like freaking measure
- 53:41Speaker 16: my ice cream Sunday, Like, yeah, I think he's I
- 53:44Speaker 16: think he genuinely like spent more time like getting to
- 53:47Speaker 16: know his scale than getting to know me. It was
- 53:49Speaker 16: very embarrassing.
- 53:50Speaker 7: That's wild. That reminds me like I dated this guy.
- 53:53Speaker 7: I went on a day I shouldn't say I dated.
- 53:54Speaker 7: I went on a date with this guy and college
- 53:58Speaker 7: and like I was like, you, guys, he's really cool.
- 54:00Speaker 7: Where he's going to come meet us out?
- 54:02Speaker 1: Anyway?
- 54:02Speaker 7: So we are all are at the club together, right
- 54:04Speaker 7: and then afterwards, everyone's like, let's go get pizza.
- 54:06Speaker 1: Let's go get like drunk food or whatever.
- 54:08Speaker 7: He literally pops open his trunk and carries around a
- 54:11Speaker 7: cooler of food. So we started calling him meals on wheels.
- 54:13Speaker 7: And after that, I just I just couldn't.
- 54:18Speaker 9: He couldn't do the drunk pizza, do his drunk meal.
- 54:21Speaker 12: Prap.
- 54:22Speaker 7: It's okay, I got this cover and he like pulled
- 54:23Speaker 7: out some hummus and vegetables or something, and we're like,
- 54:25Speaker 7: what are.
- 54:26Speaker 5: You right now?
- 54:27Speaker 1: That was one drunk connect with him. Do you make
- 54:31Speaker 1: out them? Nothing like that happened.
- 54:32Speaker 3: No, we like went on one day.
- 54:33Speaker 7: It wasn't like there was nothing really romantic between us.
- 54:36Speaker 7: And after Meals and Wheels.
- 54:37Speaker 1: No second d Mackenzie, thanks for calling in, Thank you
- 54:43Speaker 1: for listening.
- 54:43Speaker 15: Thank you, guys, Katie, good morning, Good morning.
- 54:50Speaker 2: We're gonna play Beaches for tickets to the Diamondbacks, and
- 54:56Speaker 2: you are are contestant and Nick is our host.
- 54:58Speaker 5: Hello Nick, Hello, guys, Diamondbacks tickets are on the line.
- 55:02Speaker 5: It's a special uh Mother's Day game. So the theme
- 55:06Speaker 5: for today's game are songs about or songs that reference moms.
- 55:12Speaker 1: That's fun. Okay, I didn't know they had many. There's well,
- 55:17Speaker 1: I could think of three off the top of my head.
- 55:19Speaker 5: Maybe that's the only three I needed. Ten. So so
- 55:23Speaker 5: you get you get seven seconds to name the song
- 55:26Speaker 5: and the artist who sings the song, and if.
- 55:30Speaker 1: You get both, you get two points.
- 55:31Speaker 5: If you get one or the other one and it's
- 55:33Speaker 5: three seconds to Okay, we're gonna start with John Jay.
- 55:36Speaker 1: I just found out my mom just more.
- 55:39Speaker 5: Yeah, my name is Y. That's right, gets it in
- 55:47Speaker 5: under the buzzer. Two points for John Jay. Two points
- 55:52Speaker 5: for John Jay already in this game. Rich, Yeah, two
- 56:02Speaker 5: points are rich. Good job guys going undefeated thus far
- 56:09Speaker 5: in this game. Pressure is on Peyton that is justin
- 56:20Speaker 5: Timberlake on SnO, okay, right, it is the Lonely Island
- 56:25Speaker 5: featuring Justin Timberlake. So you get one. The name of
- 56:29Speaker 5: the song obviously, mother Lover Yes played all weekend long. Guys, Kyle.
- 56:38Speaker 3: The first when they came in, my mind came off.
- 56:41Speaker 5: Yeah, alright. Two points are John Jay, two points are Rich,
- 56:45Speaker 5: two points are Kyle, one point for Peyton. Katie The
- 57:02Speaker 5: Mom's song is pretty close. We were looking for ll
- 57:06Speaker 5: cool Jay's seminal classic. Mama said, knock you out.
- 57:10Speaker 1: That's a hit.
- 57:11Speaker 5: Okay, so got the everyone round. John Jay and Rich
- 57:14Speaker 5: are tied with Kyle in first place two points. Peyton
- 57:19Speaker 5: has one point. We're moving to round two. John Jay, Yeah,
- 57:29Speaker 5: I'll tell you you see that live you cry.
- 57:34Speaker 4: Nick thinks that Boys of the Men is the best
- 57:36Speaker 4: band that's ever existed.
- 57:38Speaker 6: The best live band one.
- 57:39Speaker 5: It was incredible. It was so so drunk.
- 57:44Speaker 15: Rich my mama don like.
- 57:48Speaker 1: Everyone love yourself?
- 57:50Speaker 6: Just two points.
- 57:51Speaker 5: Rich two points in this round, So four points total
- 57:55Speaker 5: for job both John Jay and Rich.
- 57:58Speaker 1: Peyton.
- 58:07Speaker 9: What that's not even a song song? I know that
- 58:12Speaker 9: is a jingle from the song called your Mom.
- 58:16Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, no that's not right, of course, go ahead, Rich.
- 58:21Speaker 4: Well, can I get paid in the points if I
- 58:22Speaker 4: get it right. No, I think that's the theme to
- 58:25Speaker 4: How I Met your Mother.
- 58:25Speaker 5: You are correct, by the solid instrument.
- 58:34Speaker 1: Are supposed to have fun.
- 58:36Speaker 9: It's not fun when you break the game and you
- 58:38Speaker 9: are being a hater.
- 58:39Speaker 5: You dont a clever question very for ten seasons.
- 58:46Speaker 14: Rich has the things on.
- 58:50Speaker 5: Enough enough, goodness gracious, Kyle, I.
- 58:57Speaker 7: Am your mother, and to me, this is a Megan Tiner.
- 59:06Speaker 5: I was taking taking a risk giving that one to you,
- 59:08Speaker 5: but you nailed it. I'm so proud of you, Kyle.
- 59:11Speaker 5: Two points, Katie. I'm telling you, if you could get this,
- 59:15Speaker 5: you're gonna You're gonna get to win. Man.
- 59:19Speaker 6: I had the best day with you today, best.
- 59:27Speaker 20: Day with you, best day.
- 59:30Speaker 5: Yeah, that's correct. We're looking for, of course, Taylor Swift,
- 59:34Speaker 5: Pater Swift. Yeah, good job, all right, Katie.
- 59:36Speaker 9: I can't go back to dear Mama Tupac like I'm insulted.
- 59:44Speaker 2: So I think we learned one.
- 59:46Speaker 7: All the songs about Mama's are like the best song
- 59:49Speaker 7: I did.
- 59:50Speaker 6: So good, guys, Can I go again?
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: Can I say my Mamma?
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: Let me go?
- 1:00:10Speaker 6: Okay, my mom.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: Disturbing to mat you came.
- 1:00:13Speaker 7: On the phone.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: Just watch its.
- 1:00:22Speaker 6: Love news like
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: Food so yes, happy mother so yes.