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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show May 26th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What a sure, and we're right into another new hour. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Wooding, Greg Cannis
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  Speaker 1: Junius Brown phones open Wooding text us over to two
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  Speaker 1: two nine eighty seven. Hope you had a great three
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  Speaker 1: day holiday weekend weekend, holiday weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Cheers and jeers. Greg gory Well, cheers to accomplishing a
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  Speaker 2: lifelong goal of making the perfect steak. That's not true,
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  Speaker 2: that is true, that's not true.
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  Speaker 1: You you told us a handful of months ago that
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  Speaker 1: you would finally got it right. You would not figure
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  Speaker 1: you had finally figured it out, that I topped it right.
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  Speaker 1: And this whole thing I've never made a good stake.
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  Speaker 1: He was in here, bragg in a handful of months.
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  Speaker 2: Compared to that one that was garbage, this one was
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  Speaker 2: a plus, straight from heaven. I thought it was restaurant level,
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  Speaker 2: and I made it in the most basic way, in
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  Speaker 2: a pan who went with RIBI full marbling, and I
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  Speaker 2: put a pad of margarine in the thing, okay, And
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if that was the magic touch. I
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  Speaker 2: think you would be but only crap. It was so perfect,
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  Speaker 2: perfect sere, and I thought I did it. I finally
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  Speaker 2: did it.
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  Speaker 3: Was it like medium, medium, rare.
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  Speaker 2: Medium ish, And I thought, I can't top this. I'll
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  Speaker 2: never do it again ever, Like the one I made before, crap,
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  Speaker 2: Compared to this, it was so good.
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  Speaker 1: I forget what your method was that last one that
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  Speaker 1: you did. I don't said you got.
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  Speaker 2: Right, But no, this one, I think I used a
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  Speaker 2: different pan maybe, And it was just the perfect steak.
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  Speaker 1: Was it the same cut, because that is the I
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  Speaker 1: think that is the perfect cut.
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  Speaker 2: I only do Ribbi, I won't do any other steak.
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  Speaker 2: So I was thrilled. I was very pleased with myself.
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  Speaker 1: Was it just like a little salt and pepper, little
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  Speaker 1: salt and pepper.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's it on the on a pan with margarine
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  Speaker 2: in it. And it was awesome.
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  Speaker 3: And you left the steak alone, let it move it around,
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  Speaker 3: didn't move it around.
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  Speaker 4: Using a picture of your plate before you eat.
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  Speaker 2: Now, how are.
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  Speaker 1: We going to believe it?
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  Speaker 2: It will never be that good again. I can't top it.
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  Speaker 2: Jeers to having a new addiction. So I ran. I
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  Speaker 2: ran out of fake money on my fake slot machine gun,
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  Speaker 2: so I thought, well, crap, I can't play it. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to spend another penny on this.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't put any more real money for you put more.
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  Speaker 2: Real money into it. So I came up with the
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  Speaker 2: new game. And now I'm hopelessly addicted to uncrossed by wordscapes.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like you have the letters S, T, E
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  Speaker 2: A M. So you do like steam te tea's seat
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  Speaker 2: same meat like that. Oh my god, I went down
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  Speaker 2: the rabbit hole of this for hours. I delayed anything productive.
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  Speaker 2: I delayed anything fun because I'm like, I can't get up.
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  Speaker 2: It was so good.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't have to pay right, No, it's free.
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  Speaker 2: You have to watch stupid ads in between puzzles. But god,
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  Speaker 2: it's fun. And it's just a new addiction that I
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  Speaker 2: need help.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Greg does a very addictive personality. So whether it's
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  Speaker 1: something like that or like a food item to go
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  Speaker 1: crazy on peanut.
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  Speaker 2: Butter M and MS totally, which I'm back on.
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  Speaker 1: Which is one of the reasons. And I think you
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  Speaker 1: and I are the same this way. Like drugs, like
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  Speaker 1: you probably wouldn't be a good idea. Like if I
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  Speaker 1: ever tried cocaine, I'd probably love it. I'll never and
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  Speaker 1: there would be a big problem, right, And I've been
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  Speaker 1: around it before, and I thought, no, I'll just pass it.
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  Speaker 1: To the next person not going to do it. Another example.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people remember me telling the story.
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  Speaker 1: But like years ago, the station I worked for, we
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  Speaker 1: had a Christmas party. It was at a bowling alley.
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  Speaker 1: Has such a great time. I joined the league. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I went out and about the bowling ball, about the shoes,
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. Yeah yeah, Like my Thursday nights were
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  Speaker 1: spoken for it. It was so lame, but I had such
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  Speaker 1: a great time. This is why again no cocaine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be a problem anything that I go
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  Speaker 2: get into even slightly all in, which is why I
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  Speaker 2: can't get a video game console because you never see
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  Speaker 2: you again. Forget it. I'd never come to work.
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  Speaker 1: Uh Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
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  Speaker 4: My cheers is to seeing friends. I saw a bunch
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  Speaker 4: of people this weekend and we went to.
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  Speaker 2: A new tiki bar in town.
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  Speaker 5: It's very exclusive and difficult to get into actually, and
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  Speaker 5: it was cool. They had a little effects, all these
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  Speaker 5: like lights and stuff that like when you order a
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  Speaker 5: certain drink, like the octopus on the wall lights up
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  Speaker 5: and it's the pirate starts talking at some point, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: The room. Is there anything about tiki bars? Oh? They're
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  Speaker 2: super fun. I related to this one person and I
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  Speaker 2: know who's so into it. It's his whole life. Oh
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  Speaker 2: I know someone like that too. That's why I guess
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  Speaker 2: why I have it. He made his apartment like a tiki.
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  Speaker 2: It's weird personality, it's weird. And then it gets all
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  Speaker 2: the cops ceramic mugs.
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  Speaker 3: You want to display those.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of tacky, right, it's tacky, it's hokey.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it can't be fun, and I think
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  Speaker 1: in the right environment, you know.
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  Speaker 3: What I mean, super friends, but it can't be your
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  Speaker 3: neighborhood bar. You can't go there all the time.
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  Speaker 1: White chicks put beads in their hair because they went
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  Speaker 1: to the Bahamas.
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  Speaker 6: There.
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  Speaker 1: It's cool, it's great, and I'm sure it's like it's
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  Speaker 1: all part of the thing. And the minute you step
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  Speaker 1: off the plane your back home.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, right, kind of a weird choice.
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  Speaker 1: But we're not talking about people making it their life,
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  Speaker 1: just actually just going to them.
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  Speaker 2: But they're tacky. It's tacky.
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  Speaker 3: What are you guys talking about? She said in Octopus
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  Speaker 3: lights up on the bar?
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  Speaker 1: Are you not getting glad you had a good time?
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking what's the general vibe on on tiki bars,
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  Speaker 1: because I think it's by association. You have like a
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  Speaker 1: name association, you know, and like you say a name
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  Speaker 1: and immediately you think, okay, dork fat whatever it is, right,
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  Speaker 1: like Debbie fat right.
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  Speaker 2: Like, uh, when I.
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  Speaker 1: Think when someone says tiki bar, there's some people I know,
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  Speaker 1: and there's a type. There's a type of person that
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  Speaker 1: the tiki bar tracks kind of nerdy middle aged man,
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  Speaker 1: not even middle age, like I've seen a lot of
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  Speaker 1: young but like even the younger, Like it's all the same,
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  Speaker 1: whether they're young or old, it's all kind of the
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  Speaker 1: same person.
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  Speaker 2: I can see it in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So, are you going to go back?
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  Speaker 2: Is that going to be your new place? No?
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  Speaker 7: The problem for me with that place was, which is
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  Speaker 7: very strange and I don't understand, was that they only
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  Speaker 7: had hard alcohol.
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  Speaker 4: And they're like mixed tiki drinks. They didn't have beer
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  Speaker 4: or wine at all.
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  Speaker 3: It was just my ties.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Really, I didn't know that Tigu bars didn't have beer.
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  Speaker 3: That's not the vibe.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was not. So, Yeah, it was really strange.
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  Speaker 3: It has to be served in like half a totem pole.
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  Speaker 7: There they came in like little fish shape bowls and
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  Speaker 7: such school and my gears, my gears is to compromising
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  Speaker 7: because it's the worst and I don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 8: But not.
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  Speaker 4: With the floors, but because right now, because the floors
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  Speaker 4: have been or and.
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  Speaker 1: So sam he's moving in with her boyfriend, like to
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  Speaker 1: his place that he's already been in. He owns it,
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  Speaker 1: right yeah, yeah, and so she's moving in, so of
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  Speaker 1: course changes have to be These are the floors that
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  Speaker 1: you had with your ex wife or girlfriend or whatever
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  Speaker 1: the situation was. Sammy will not be walking on floors
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  Speaker 1: and some other chick walked on.
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  Speaker 7: Memory yeahes demands, so it's not even about the floors.
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  Speaker 7: We're doing more stuff before the floors get put in,
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  Speaker 7: which is just painting, cleaning stuff out, cleaning out the kitchen.
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  Speaker 4: He's been there for ten years.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he's.
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  Speaker 4: Cleaned out that kitchen one time.
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  Speaker 7: He also stores random things in there, like he has
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  Speaker 7: like masquerade masks and like his kitchen cabinet because he
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  Speaker 7: has a joke, because he has he has a lot
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  Speaker 7: of story.
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  Speaker 1: Why they have to be so close to what started
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  Speaker 1: as a joke. I know, every day becoming more and
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  Speaker 1: more real.
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  Speaker 7: Why Sam go to like a themed party one time?
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  Speaker 7: But he had his Okay, he has a lot of
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  Speaker 7: storage in his kitchen and not a lot in other places,
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  Speaker 7: So it turned in like junk cabinets in his kitchen
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  Speaker 7: for extra.
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  Speaker 2: Stories, wait until you find the cod pieces.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: And so it's been a lot of like getting rid
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  Speaker 7: of this or where we you know, do we really
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  Speaker 7: need to keep this in the kitchen or can we
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  Speaker 7: put it somewhere else?
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  Speaker 4: Can this go in storage?
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  Speaker 9: Can they?
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  Speaker 7: And it's just like it's been so much of cleaning
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  Speaker 7: stuff out and going like how necessary is so?
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question, Like you're compromising this stuff?
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  Speaker 1: This is your compromise for what is he compromising for you?
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  Speaker 1: What do you In other words, you're coming in with
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  Speaker 1: your own demands and things and whatever that you have
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  Speaker 1: to You know that he's going to have to compromise
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  Speaker 1: on because you come in doing things a certain way
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  Speaker 1: or wanting things a certain way. So you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: your compromise, like what's his compromise?
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  Speaker 4: No, we both have to compromise, and it sucks.
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  Speaker 7: He's I mean, he's compromising by getting rid of things
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  Speaker 7: and moving stuff around and having things different.
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  Speaker 1: Give us some examples, like what like what you like?
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  Speaker 1: What are you having him do that he has to
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  Speaker 1: compromise on.
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  Speaker 2: Is he going to throw the masks away? What do
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  Speaker 2: you needs?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what he did with those masks, honestly,
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  Speaker 7: but it's it's that he is very just attached to
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  Speaker 7: the way he lives and how he does things.
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  Speaker 4: So anything that I think is minor, he's.
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  Speaker 1: What do you put your foot down so far? And said, no,
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  Speaker 1: this is how it needs to be.
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  Speaker 4: And he's like, all right, you guys, this is so bad.
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  Speaker 7: He keeps food like way past the expiration day and
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  Speaker 7: says that it's fine.
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  Speaker 4: One of those I can't. I needed to throw stuff away.
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  Speaker 4: I mean literally we're talking eight years, seven years.
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  Speaker 7: Like I mean, there's like sugar I guess, which technically
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  Speaker 7: doesn't go bad, but still like you're obviously not using
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  Speaker 7: it because it's seven years old, and like sugar oats
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  Speaker 7: other stuff that he says are dry.
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  Speaker 4: But can't.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, but all all of the vinegar type stuff,
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  Speaker 7: salad dressings, all this stuff. He's like, that doesn't go
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  Speaker 7: bad and I cannot is I can't. I'm like you
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  Speaker 7: if it's been here for this long. I need to
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  Speaker 7: get rid of this. I will buy you new ones.
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  Speaker 3: But never turns like a mother.
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I don't know because then I looked it up
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  Speaker 7: and I guess it doesn't and it's stable for like.
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  Speaker 4: A really long time and never really goes bad.
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  Speaker 1: Experience with that, I think anything you open, yeah, trust
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  Speaker 1: and something like sugar.
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  Speaker 4: Or X would have used it too, So you've got
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  Speaker 4: to get rid.
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  Speaker 2: Of She bought it to die ester eggs. You don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, but yeah, that'd be horrible.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, he has this weird attachment to like, no,
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  Speaker 7: it's wasting money.
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  Speaker 4: It's only here that there's expiration dates on stuff.
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  Speaker 7: These things are actually shelf stable, and I'm like, I
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  Speaker 7: don't think they're being stored in the way that they need.
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  Speaker 4: To be to still be good.
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  Speaker 7: And it was like a battle to get rid of
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  Speaker 7: like who then I'm like, you're hoarding old things.
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  Speaker 4: I don't get it. Yeah, but he cooks what I
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  Speaker 4: don't cook. He's the one who's always cooking, and he's like,
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  Speaker 4: it's fun. You're being dramatic.
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  Speaker 3: You've been eating it the whole time, and you didn't
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  Speaker 3: know it was fifteen years old.
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  Speaker 2: I do kind of have horder tendencies with food. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like I've moved five times in the last
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  Speaker 2: fifteen years, and I've moved with a package of pasta
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  Speaker 2: the entire time, Like it's just gone with.
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  Speaker 1: Me everywhere or now it's just kind of a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's like I got to take the pasta, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the bottle of vodka that I've had for twenty years.
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  Speaker 7: Don't you want a certain point go, I guess I
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  Speaker 7: don't eat this pasta because I still like, what are
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  Speaker 7: you holding on to it for?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: It's like a very old people think like they love like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, bread, They'll be in the freezer.
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  Speaker 2: For like three years for generations.
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  Speaker 1: My grandfather used to keep you know, he would have
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  Speaker 1: like something steak or whatever in the freezer.
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  Speaker 2: He would just cut the part off whatever, and oh
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  Speaker 2: my god. Yeah, I hate freezing. Old people love that
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  Speaker 2: me too. Freezing sound.
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  Speaker 3: Once it goes in the freezer, it's forgotten.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 1: I have that the deep freeze thing and the garage.
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  Speaker 1: Anything goes in there. It's a hiding place. I can
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: put Christmas presents in there and they would never be
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  Speaker 1: found again. To be like Clark Griswold finding old things
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  Speaker 1: as she's locked up in the attic. Yeah, yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You could talk about that, right, Morgan, Like when you
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  Speaker 1: move in with somebody, you got to start with the
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  Speaker 1: compromising and you know, because not just your way anymore.
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  Speaker 4: That's true, And that's a whole another layer of you're
• 12:23
  Speaker 4: romantically involved.
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  Speaker 2: So because you're closer.
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  Speaker 1: See, And this is why I believe it's super important.
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  Speaker 1: I know the Bible says otherwise, and the religious po
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  Speaker 1: people and the moms and will tell you differently, like
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  Speaker 1: you shouldn't live in sin or whatever before you get married.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's super important, Like before you get married,
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  Speaker 1: let's find out if you can coexist together.
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  Speaker 2: It's one thing to be dating and you have.
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  Speaker 1: Your place and they have their place, and you meet
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  Speaker 1: up and most of the time you're staying over.
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  Speaker 2: It's still not your place together.
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  Speaker 1: And figuring out and figuring out if you can actually
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  Speaker 1: live together with somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Is a whole exercise.
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  Speaker 1: And everything else can be perfect, but it just turns
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  Speaker 1: out you just can't live together. Wouldn't that be nice
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  Speaker 1: to know before you got married?
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  Speaker 6: Hell?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think so too.
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  Speaker 3: I think that should actually be a requirement before you
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  Speaker 3: get married.
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  Speaker 2: Six to six. I'm not even moving in with Sammy.
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  Speaker 2: I already want to move out. Yeah they doing you're
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  Speaker 2: doing it. Yeah, I can feel what he show.
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  Speaker 1: And they do a nice job on ABC with Golden Bachelorette,
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  Speaker 1: they're showing like there's not to be all these like
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  Speaker 1: young hot people can be uh oldie people who are
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  Speaker 1: age on them in the manionship.
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  Speaker 11: You say they do a nice job, but the last
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  Speaker 11: Bachelorette doesn't even happen because yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That happens.
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  Speaker 1: That happened, I'm saying, but you know, the uh, they
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  Speaker 1: have a nice they have.
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  Speaker 2: A nice the intentions are good.
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  Speaker 1: It's nice. Yeah, yeah, right right away. I just think
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  Speaker 1: that ours is much better. What do you show a
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  Speaker 1: gold not the Golden bats Red, a golden Bachter Because
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: there's all these like older women. It might have been like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, fun young sluts at one point and now,
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  Speaker 1: but what happens when.
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  Speaker 2: You're old slut?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, And so's they're still out there trying
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  Speaker 1: to make it happen. They're on these websites and so
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  Speaker 1: Sea Bass goes on there and he's talking to them,
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  Speaker 1: But he's not being creepy and disgusting like a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: The other guys that are on there are being real.
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  Speaker 1: He's saying nice things. Now what's fun is that he's
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: got to type the messages in. It's not like a
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  Speaker 1: voice thing.
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  Speaker 11: I can't actually speak to them or they can't see me,
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  Speaker 11: so it's so what you have to hear is the
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  Speaker 11: typed out version of what I'm saying, right.
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  Speaker 1: So like it's like one of those text speech kind
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  Speaker 1: of things.
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  Speaker 11: The other thing to know is that when I give
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  Speaker 11: them money or coins, they'll hear the little chin. They
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  Speaker 11: are hooked up to a personal massage device, so they
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  Speaker 11: may have involunt.
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  Speaker 1: They could put it where they want to, right, And
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  Speaker 1: so yeah, that's when you hear that little chin, that
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  Speaker 1: is sea bass tipping them. Might you might wonder why
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  Speaker 1: are they sounding different all of a sudden.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you be excited to get thirty five cents?
• 14:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: I think so, And that's basically what the tip is.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that cut.
• 15:04
  Speaker 11: So you know those two things, the Texas speech and
• 15:07
  Speaker 11: the vibing. So here and the third thing you should
• 15:10
  Speaker 11: do is an iupportunity to be gregory.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: So there's a lot.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of layers to this.
• 15:15
  Speaker 11: Here, I am talking to Cindy, and I've talked to
• 15:17
  Speaker 11: a lot of these women, and typically it's a it's
• 15:19
  Speaker 11: a webcam showing their bedroom almost all the time. This
• 15:22
  Speaker 11: lady's doing something I'd never seen before. She's sitting on
• 15:24
  Speaker 11: her bed surrounded by different toys and she's like, got
• 15:26
  Speaker 11: these little blue sparkly things. She's like pulling apart. And
• 15:29
  Speaker 11: you'll hear that too.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Like what is she she doing?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Crafts?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Sorry?
• 15:34
  Speaker 10: All, we got a graduation in this bitch tomorrow, a
• 15:37
  Speaker 10: graduation graduation party tomorrow.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Is my firstborn?
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: That a big tip?
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: What a weirdough.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: She doesn't sound that old.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Though her first born's graduate assume high school or college.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: Late.
• 16:00
  Speaker 11: If I could speak to the ladies out there, let's
• 16:02
  Speaker 11: say you do become a webcam model, do you want
• 16:04
  Speaker 11: to incorporate your home life?
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Like I got a graduation party, graduation party, and in
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: this bitch, this bitch tomorrow, the men who are multitasking.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I mean that it does show she's a real person.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I would have a separate room for this, you know,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: your craft room, I mean, Cindy, I would do the
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: cam room. Cindy is the name of a woman of
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: a certain age.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Cindy. Yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't see many like you.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Know, Cindy and Candy.
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: You don't.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: You don't hear about young people named Cindy. But that
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: also means.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: That a girl's named Cindy.
• 16:35
  Speaker 11: These days also mean there's a there's a not zero
• 16:38
  Speaker 11: chance that your graduation age child or his friends can
• 16:42
  Speaker 11: stumble upon what you're doing.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: It's only a matter of time.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: So Cindy, you know, she's she's pulled up, she's making
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: crafts for a kid. Jesus Christ.
• 16:52
  Speaker 11: Greg Gory asks, or she asked Greg about where he's
• 16:54
  Speaker 11: from from.
• 16:56
  Speaker 9: Greg, I am from wine country, California, California.
• 17:08
  Speaker 10: I'm in Florida wine country. What kind of wine country?
• 17:11
  Speaker 10: What kind of wine do they make in California?
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 17:14
  Speaker 10: I used to be on my no but I don't
• 17:16
  Speaker 10: know where it.
• 17:16
  Speaker 12: Was, actually I think you know where.
• 17:18
  Speaker 10: I think it was from California. My favorite, my favorite
• 17:21
  Speaker 10: one was from seven eleven.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where you get all the fine wines?
• 17:27
  Speaker 11: Who says I was on my Pinot noir s word? Yeah,
• 17:31
  Speaker 11: they're a classy kind of bitch. Also, is it like
• 17:33
  Speaker 11: a power drill that's hooked up to her like she had, well,
• 17:37
  Speaker 11: something next level compared to the other one.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and how she crafting while having.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Kicks For a second, that's not how samy her hands are.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I mean she's been at it for a while, so
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: she needs more and more power.
• 17:49
  Speaker 10: Right, favorite one was from California. I think I used
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: to look for a specific and I moved on from Miqua.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: We're back on jacky girl.
• 18:11
  Speaker 11: Pulling apart party city stream so sad. Well, Okay, so
• 18:16
  Speaker 11: it is Gregory and he's besides, he got distracted with
• 18:18
  Speaker 11: the whole graduation crafting. Greg does have issues like the van,
• 18:23
  Speaker 11: the suspicious van in his neighborhood, and he goes to
• 18:26
  Speaker 11: these ladies to talk about everyday problems like.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: That, my neighbor is driving me to d.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: What's your neighbor doing?
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: He man, the Calvan.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Neighborhood you live in exactly?
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: Paid way too much for this poppy cock.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Poppy every day trashy floor girl is questioning your neighborhood.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So funny, it's a wood he show a golden bachelor.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: We have another bachelor that we're going to meet here
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: in just a moment, we're going to meet her after break.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I believe her name is Courtney.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Greig has more problems can help.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Then I saw it blaking your eye and I knew
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: you were banging.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, we'll do it.
• 19:34
  Speaker 6: God show on Instagram.
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: The show.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: All right, Well we're continuing on what do show a
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Golden Bachelorette. See, mass is talking to these ladies on
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the on the Guilf camps and different sites, and he's
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: talking to them as Greg Gory, Yeah, Greg Napa Valley
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Wine count Yeah, and talking to these nice young ladies
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: and giving them.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Give him tips you'll hear.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: And it's hooked up to and somebody made a good point. Yeah,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: it's somebody somebody on the text because they the tipping
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: is hooked up to their vibrating apparatus, right, and they're saying,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: if these old ladies can figure out how to hook
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: up a vibrator to a chat room, then Greg, you
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: can definitely conquer Wi Fi.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I get these ladies way more credit than I
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: get myself. Yeah, I know.
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: And then this next person is Courtney, and she's going
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: to hear about Greg's problem, his ongoing issue with his
• 20:44
  Speaker 8: gross neighbors leaving their garbage cans out on the curves
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: sixty five instead of just for the day that is
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: garbage day.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: I have an issue with an issue. They leave their
• 21:01
  Speaker 6: garbage cans tall, weak, okay, and it.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definitely like that. Yeah you like then what
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: happens or you like the unsightly garbage problem? Yeah, unfortunately, Greg,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: she doesn't care.
• 21:24
  Speaker 11: Okay, And and well, where you're supposed to been them,
• 21:26
  Speaker 11: I'll put my garbage cans out.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: She's clearly numb to everything.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Question, what is the update on that they still have?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Nothing's changed, and they've.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Been We've called the city.
• 21:37
  Speaker 11: I've gone out there and shamed them with giant stickers
• 21:40
  Speaker 11: on their garbage.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Can, which stayed there for about a month.
• 21:42
  Speaker 11: Of course, they did the stickers that said by the way,
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: it wasn't the stickers that said like, please turn your
• 21:46
  Speaker 11: garbage cans, and it was like, beware this slov neighbor.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Doesn't you know a moron who can't crap together?
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: Changed?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some people are just oblivious to the world.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: The spiting is all right.
• 21:57
  Speaker 11: So anyway, it doesn't sound like we're gonna get too
• 21:58
  Speaker 11: close too far with this core girl Gregg.
• 22:01
  Speaker 13: I know a lot they need that, so I guess
• 22:03
  Speaker 13: it's just.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Personal personal presence.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, maybe they.
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: Use I guess too much class from my camel.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, wow, she is not even trying.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, picked up people just like it that way.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg, they could be doing other things where they
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: lack of crab boil or a bathtub.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's personal preference. Just have garbage, expect too much.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I understand that it's personal preference to be a slob.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I don't accept it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I like that there were other options.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Show a golden bachelorette. Let's uh, let's meet one more.
• 22:45
  Speaker 11: This is Mandy and she's gonna deal with Greg's problem
• 22:48
  Speaker 11: of his neighbors that are putting unsightly signs up in
• 22:51
  Speaker 11: their windows.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: It's just like, uh, what is it to law and order?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Taken directly from the headline.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Greg, do you live in the hood?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I thought you were like fancy just going down and
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: see what Mandy can offer.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Hello are you Greg?
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: My more are pulling up one in their windows and
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: guns to a let's very nice.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: What do you do about it?
• 23:23
  Speaker 13: Let's get him. I would like put my computer right
• 23:30
  Speaker 13: next to them to share. If we have a shared wall,
• 23:32
  Speaker 13: and I'd like make them hear me all night.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get them up.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: I love.
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: Yet us. Let's very nice.
• 23:48
  Speaker 13: What do you do about it? Let's get him.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: A cartoon character.
• 23:59
  Speaker 13: Get up?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm going to stay in her chat room much longer.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I'll say, Yeah, what's up?
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: How you doing preference?
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Oh wait, hold on? Oh so.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: So Mandy.
• 24:11
  Speaker 11: Greg approaches Mandy with the only real weapon he has,
• 24:14
  Speaker 11: which is his his backyard nudity.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: That one work.
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: The only thing I can do is to take it
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: in the back perhaps.
• 24:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah, that's just giving him a free show. I know.
• 24:30
  Speaker 13: I would like to see your.
• 24:31
  Speaker 12: New she's a professional guy.
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: As much as I must go brush my couch ow.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Thanks for talking to me.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: As much as I love her, I've never heard the
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: sentence i'd like to see your nudity. If your nudity, well, just.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Keep in mind next time you're uh, you know, looking
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: for some fun online, that these ladies need love.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: To Mandys love her.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, you can text
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: us two two nine eight seven more.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: What he shows next show, footy show,