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@theamazingatheist Amazing #Atheist Origin of Sea Cow Manatee Situation Story · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  None. Hello ladies and gentlemen.
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  My name is Brett Keene and you are watching and listening to
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  the Brett Keene Show. On Thursday, me and TTUR will be
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  I'm also doing a show on Friday where perhaps I've had a lot of
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  atheists who say they want to debate me and they want to have
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  a discussion with me. So on both shows, the link is
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  to it or listen to it on your radio or stereo system if you
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  got one. Yeah.
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  Oh yeah. Well, because I run an
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  international radio station, ladies and gentlemen, and I'm a
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  very popular person. I've had atheists actually come
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  on to my show and ask me questions that I've had to
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  repeatedly give answers for, as well as on my radio.
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  And one of the questions, and I know it's not a serious
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  question, but it's something I get asked often by non
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  believers, usually the 15 year olds and the teenagers that are
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  stupid. We'll ask Brad, why does the
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  amazing Atheist refer to you as the manatee or a sea cow?
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  Why did him and Paul Smeagol, who by the way, a couple of
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  years ago ended up getting kicked out of his house by his
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  wife because she said that he was a useless drug addict who
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  wouldn't find employment. And as most of you know, the
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  podcast hasn't been doing very well.
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  So Paul wasn't bringing in a whole lot of money.
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  And even if he was making money, he was buying drugs with it and
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  not paying his bills. So the wife kicked him out on
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  his ass. Well, how did it happen?
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  Why did The Amazing Atheist and his young audience start using
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  Manatee and Sea Cal whenever referencing me?
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  You are making countless videos calling me this name.
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  It's a fascinating story, short and sweet, but kind of sad
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  really, to be honest with you. When people even mention the
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  word, I immediately think of TJ Kirk's wife, his first wife that
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  he married, the girl that you see on the screen?
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  Her name is Holly. Well, how does she get brought
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  into this? And how does this manatee sea
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  cow thing play out exactly? Well, a while back, before the
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  Drunken Peasants and Deep Fat Fried ever even existed, The
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  Amazing Atheist used to go on blog TV on a regular basis E
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  begging, asking for money constantly from his atheist
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  audience. Whether it was for fraudulent
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  websites that were never created or because he needed his bills
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  paid, or he just needed money for his birthday or so he could
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  hook up with a prostitute. He and Holly would sit on video
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  and sweatpants and dumpy looking shirts with the mattress in the
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  background covered in what some people claim to be chocolate.
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  It looked more like chunky shit and he would go through the
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  hours and hours of E begging and crying to the audience to give
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  him money. Well, obviously atheist didn't
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  appreciate that. They didn't like that.
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  They didn't like the fact that this popular atheist who a lot
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  of people perceived him as a representation of atheism, he
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  was like a main guy. So whenever he did stupid
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  terrible things, it made the other atheist feel bad about
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  themselves and they look stupid in front of Christians and
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  Muslims and people of all different religions.
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  It was embarrassing for atheists basically.
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  And for a while there there was a time where the amazing atheist
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  was not very popular. It took him a long, long time to
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  get to where he was, and the reason why he ended up getting
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  popular was because he would make videos making fun of
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  disabled people, mentally ill people, and would do these
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  videos called Pawnage where he would find some random person on
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  the Internet that was down on their luck and then made fun of
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  them and insulted him. And apparently a lot of atheists
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  out there who claim they don't need the Bible in order to be
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  good or they don't need God went right along with it and they fed
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  into it. So how does Holly play into it?
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  Well, during the time that The Amazing Atheist was not popular,
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  excuse me, while him and Hollywood do these blog TV's,
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  they had the worst looking camera in the world.
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  It made them look like they were £100 more than what they already
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  were and the atheist community referred to them as the Sea
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  Cows, the Manatee twins. They basically made fun of their
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  weight, made fun of the way they looked, made fun of their teeth,
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  made fun of the way they talk everything because they sounded
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  ridiculous and they sounded stupid and it was just
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  embarrassing to see them repeatedly back over and over
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  and over again. Now I know what some of you are
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  going to say, Brett, do you have any proof for this?
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  Because you're a skeptic, right? You want evidence?
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  Well, I went ahead and a couple friends of mine and myself, we
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  ended up putting a large compilation together.
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  See everything the Amazing Atheist has ever done on video
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  we archived. Every time he E bagged, every
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  time he used racial slurs, every nasty thing from pouring hot,
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  boiling whatever on his own balls and then making love to a
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  banana. We got all that.
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  OK, we got about. He came in roughly about two
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  years after I came. I was on YouTube two years after
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  and everything since then has been archived.
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  That's been documented and distributed.
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  So we went ahead out of the kindness of our own hearts,
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  ladies and gentlemen, because we're wonderful people.
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  We decided to put it all together, and we call it the
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  Amazing Atheist Documentary. And you're going to get to see
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  countless clips where people are calling the Manatee and Sea Cal,
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  especially his wife. And as many of you know, he's no
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  longer in a relationship with this girl.
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  Apparently she walked off on him.
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  The rumor is, is that she didn't realize how small he was down
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  below. And once she found out that he
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  was suffering from what we call Micro Vision, she said to hell
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  with that nonsense. I need a man that can actually
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  do me right? So that's what happened.
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  And yeah, so yeah, there was a lot of fat shaming going on
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  there. There was a lot of making fun of
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  their teeth and the way they look and how they lived and
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  inhabited the place, with just a garbage mattress in the
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  background and no curtains on the windows and a little pudgy
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  dog off in the distance, howling and squealing because it wanted
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  attention. But they were too busy.
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  Aren't the blog TV begging and pleading for money?
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  Yep. So I'm going to put the link
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  down in the comments or in my description.
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  You can go to my Rumble account and you can watch the full
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  documentary with everything that I've told you, everything that
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  I've said. The sea cow, the manatee, the E
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  begging, every filthy thing that he's done, all the nasty stuff
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  that was recorded. It's all there on Rumble.
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  I wouldn't be able to put a video like this onto YouTube.
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  YouTube's a little bit too sensitive, so YouTube's become
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  very snowflakey and soy and it's old age so rumbles the place.
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  You're going to have to watch it if you're interested.
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  Well ladies and gentlemen, that's the story.
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  It's not a unique or original insult.
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  It's basically something that TJ and his, a former wife had to
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  listen to for years. And then he basically used the
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  same insults that atheist who hated him used on him and then
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  threw it at me. And only the new atheist
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  actually went along with that because they didn't know the
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  story. And plus, because they're, well,
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  stupid. They're stupid, basically.
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  So they think that's funny. All right, so let's get to it.
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  Go to Rumble, check it out. Enjoy and don't forget on
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  Thursday and Friday I'll be doing a live show, public link,
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  everybody's welcome to come in. God bless.