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RHONY & Crappie Lake Recaps! "Caviar & TP" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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  Drama, Darling drama, Darling drama, darlingday. What's up, drama,
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  Darlings. It's me, your bitch wife, and it is Tuesday, and
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  it is a day. Wait, what did you say, Emily? No,
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  it's airing on Tuesday. All the curtains been peeled back. No,
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  the Darlings know. I'm pre recording some episodes because I'm going away, so
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  we're pretending it's Tuesday. This is airing on Tuesday. Do you want to
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  do it again? And we're yeah, I like it. I like it.
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  Sorry, don't apologize. You know. The Darlings do love how unhinged
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  your internet is too, by the way, they like you had any idea
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  what I've been dealing with since July third on my internet? It is right
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  now. I've just I plugged into an Ethernet cable. Are you serious you're
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  still having problems? Well, I keep thinking it's fixed and then it's not.
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  So I didn't want to take any chances. Listen, even if you
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  pop in and pop out, it's very entertaining, So don't worry. We'll
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  work around it. Here's the thing. I had perfect internet until July third,
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  and then I don't know what happened, and now I'll never not have
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  that reputation with the Darlings. Now I'm just like living in like a day
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  to day yeah to them, day to day with the the internets. My
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  goodness, I don't I feel like there something I wanted. Oh, I
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  know what it was. I didn't share with the Darlings that Maddie lost a
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  tooth. This is big news. She lost another tooth, the tooth next
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  to the big tooth. I don't know the names of the teeth. I
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  don't think it's an incisor because it's not like a canine, right sizor someone
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  next to her. But any remember like these when like all the child stars
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  didn't have their canine teeth or was that just me? Like I remember like
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  a Lissa Milano, Like I just remember, didn't have that tooth there,
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  right, and I wanted that gap. I don't know. Yes, I
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  was talking to Maddie about it the other day and we were saying, like,
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  remember when you had didn't have your two front teeth and how you talked
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  and you know it was hard to do yourses And she's like, yeah,
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  I like the way that looked, and she loved it. It's so funny.
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  It's just she liked that look. You know. I was like,
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  well, I love that you're embracing it. She want braces and a retainer,
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  like because that was also something that I wanted when I was her age.
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  Yeah, Like I was like, I have like unfold paper clips.
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  I do some really cool things. Oh. I would do the paper clip
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  thing to one hundred percent, me and my friend Kelly one hundred percent.
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  Paper clip unfolded was like hot, shup, you guys here done like we'd
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  play high school. Just was talking like sand the whole time. Ah,
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  run our band, we gotta go to we're on tour. I mean,
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  you know, lean like how dangerous to be putting paper clips in your mouth,
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  cut the ship out of the back of your gut, like you're the
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  things you would do to be cool. Yeah, I heard, I hear
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  you there, I know for sure. Meanwhile, bite guard loving my bite
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  guard every night? Do you have one? I don't? Oh wow,
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  I I am You're gonna want one. And every time I don't do this,
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  I I'm a grinder and uh so I grab my teeth a night and
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  it's been a game changer. But yeah, when I've got that in like
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  forget. It's like I talk like Tom Sandela. It's like great. Today
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  we are doing a little bit of both. We're doing New York, We're
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  doing Crappy Lake. So we do have some things to discuss, and as
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  a matter of fact, we need to get into some dish before we even
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  do that serving dish. Let's discuss first of all, I just want to
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  say that Gena Alliance was on the View, a great interview and you can
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  watch it obviously over on the up tubes, as my daughter would say,
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  up tubes. And you know, she does talk about her experience with you
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  know, the Real Housewives of New York and being outed by the New York
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  Post, things of that nature. She also discusses that she has in this
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  episode which we will be talking about, she does mention that she has a
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  genetic condition that's called in continentia pigment, which is inherited. It affects the
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  skin and other systems in the body. She does say on this interview that
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  her teeth are fake, her eyelashes are fake, she has no eyebrows,
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  and she wears it's like a hair piece. It's not a wig, but
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  she says she wears it like a hat. You can take it off and
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  she wears it like a hat. She has scars all over her skin and
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  this is part of the condition, which is why she came up with a
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  lash line because when she she has no eyelashes, and when she would go
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  to put eyelashes on, they would be too big and like too much for
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  her face. So she wanted to create something that would be you know,
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  more natural and more fitting for her face, which is why she you know,
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  created her lash line. So it was just a phenomenal an interesting interview
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  to hear her talking all about this and being extremely you know, upfront and
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  just completely transparent about this condition, which I had never heard of. And
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  God bless her because like that's a lot to endure. And she said that
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  when she was growing up, you know, she was very self conscious and
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  that's why she ended up going into fashion because that was something when she would
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  you know, wear certain things and she would get a lot of positive feedback
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  from people, and that's what really helped her lean into fashion and that's why
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  she loves it. Did you buy any chance to see this interview? You
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  know what I'm talking about? I read, Yeah, I read that.
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  I read it about it after the fact, and then she spoke a little
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  bit about it in this last episode as well. But I was actually really
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  surprised that she had now talked about that before. Maybe she has, she
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  just it just wasn't on a huge platform or right right, Yeah, it
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  was interesting. Love scene. Are her lash lines? I'm following them on
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  Instagram. I've got to try them because you know, I always have to
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  wear lashes for Yeah, what are they going to set you back? There?
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  Oh? Good question. Let me let me take a look. I
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  I'm pulling it up right now, Love Scene, and let's let's shop some
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  lashes in real time. Okay, so you can get ten percent off if
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  you sign up. Let's go to the three D kit. It's looking like
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  it's on sale for forty eight dollars. But you're getting three sets of lashes,
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  three sets of lashes. It looks like three D kit lashes only.
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  Yeah, you get Drew three D nor three D. Oh, you get
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  two sets of lashes and in a case, that's not bad. If they're
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  a good quality and you can wear them a million times, that's great.
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  Yeah, So that looks yeah, I mean that's about for a good set
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  of lashes. I mean that's proba. That's a little bit more expensive than
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  your regular every day Sure, absolutely, but you definitely are going to get
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  a quality lash better. That's what I'm assuming and hoping that this is a
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  quality lash. In other news, you know, Luanne de les SEPs posted
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  something on her Instagram yesterday saying, you never know who you're going to run
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  to at the Beverly Hills Hotel drawling and it's she and Lisa, Rinna.
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  Look at this, she and Lisa. My god, and they are both
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  wearing black tanks, yes, and just each other visually very They sure do,
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  Yes, they sure do. What a great selfie? How about that?
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  Who knew? Yes? Uh? What the countess? And I mean,
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  we know Renna is probably just hustling all over the Beverly Hills Hotel all
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  the time, but I mean, I don't know what Luanne was doing there.
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  Who knows to be a fly in that lipstick? Just to hear the
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  na beauty get my lipstick? You know Monique Samuels from the ex housewife of
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  the Real Housewives of Potomac. You know that she and Chris were like are
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  in either. I don't know what the status of their divorces, but you
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  know they're getting a divorce or they filed for divorce. Did you know that?
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  I didn't know that. Yeah, well, and they're all about t
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  r H posted a picture of Monique Samuel's estranged husband Chris and Karen. I
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  can't hear you typing and it's so funny. Yeah, I know. No,
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  I love it. I love it because it's like R and D.
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  She's going right in there. She's just like, all right, don like
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  what I should look up? No, no, no, don't please,
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  don't mute. It's gonna take it's going to take away from the airline.
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  Okay, go ahead, never mute. We need to hear the goings on
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  of what's happening here, because I mean I was doing the same thing.
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  I'm like, I love scene. How much? Put it in the chart?
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  So it looks like Karen and Charisse were filming. Well they're saying,
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  do you think Chris was filming? Because it was Charisse and Karen that were
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  caught out and about with them with you know, with with Charis and Karen
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  were caught out about Chris, is what I'm trying to say. So interesting,
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  I know, Mobs World, that's who got the picture. M Ob
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  z No. Yeah, mobes World, that's who got the picture, and
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  that's what all about. T R is posting very interesting, I should say,
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  yeah in other news, but I can use some of that though they
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  can. They can use a little bit, a little bit sprinkling interesting.
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  So okay, Kyle posted this picture of she and Sutton's Strack hugging and smiling,
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  and it's a repost from Sutton's track, and Kyle says happy Monday hashtag
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  smiles are real? So is this strange job? Aren't kidding Mery through thick
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  and thin? So she says, through thick and thin sounds like this season
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  they may have had some ups and downs and setting Strack and Kyle because oh
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  yeah, what's interesting because Dearite and Kyle haven't really been posting together either.
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  I noticed that as well, like I would what I haven't when we were
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  doing all the the in early July when everything was coming out, That's when
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  I was like looking at Kyle's Instagram and I was like, wown know Deirit
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  lately? And then you know, because there were those rumors about Mauricio and
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  Deurit, I was right, which I never Yeah, I don't buy into
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  that. I don't buy into that, but a lot of my friends do.
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  Well. I think that those four, those two couples hung out all
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  the time, and now they don't seem to And I don't think it's because
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  of that. I just think gets that maybe they're not similar anymore, maybe
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  they're not on the same page, mainly because Mauricicy and Kyle are getting divorced.
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  Reason right, there's all allegedly there's been a shift in the energy.
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  Meanwhile, Ariana is down the Fiji Islands, just teeing up to shoot something
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  for Love Island. So she's down there, she's been posting Wow, I
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  know, I know, you know, Kyle is looking at that whole thing.
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  And just like when Moon, as the reddit bro say, when are
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  we shooting at the Moon with all that money? That's something that's all.
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  That's a term those reddit bros say for GameStop and AMC when Moon, like,
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  when are we making all the money? And Kyle has not been getting
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  those arian offers. Your reddit gamer reference just threw me for a real loop.
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  So let me just put the let me put it together. Okay,
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  let me break down what you just said. What what are you saying?
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  So so in a different in a different world of pop culture. Yes,
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  take me there the whole game. Stop in AMC short squeeze in the stock
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  market. Oh okay, all the Reddit bros. We're just constantly posting rocket
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  ships and writing wun moon when moon? Like when is the stock going to
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  the moon? Got it? Yes? Okay, you know what, here's
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  a fun fact. No we're not. No, no, this is this
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  is this is where you were getting your ohabed. Now we understand because here's
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  the thing. What the darlings don't know about, Emily, and I don't
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  know if you is it? Okay? I fight out you as a day
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  trader? Yeah, yeah, man, I mean okay, here we are.
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  And I got into it during COVID uh and now with the strikes,
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  it's pretty so. I I day trade. I taught myself well, I
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  mean, I like learned a lot in the past couple of years about day
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  trading. And so that's my side hustle. That is my hustle. I
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  mean, that's your real hustle. I just happen to. Yeah. I
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  give zero financial advice. I do options trading, and it is very risky
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  and I would never want someone to listen to me about it. Amen,
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  thank you. Well are you doing well? I mean, I mean,
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  yeah, but I'm very caush like I I don't. I don't like Yolo
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  in just stuff the way the bros like the Rectory bros. That's yes,
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  they're cheatahs. They are cheatahs, man, and they're gonna like you more
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  like yeah, they're can't You're more of an owl? Yeah, yeah,
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  And I don't want to see that across the board. But because there's a
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  lot of manipulation in the stock market and a lot of the people that the
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  retail investors are doing right things and then weird stuff happens. Anyway, I'm
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  just saying, if you are the least bit into conspiracy theories, I invite
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  you to take a look at the US stock market and really get into it.
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  Wow. Is that Joe really well? Absolutely fascinating now, darlings.
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  You know what, she's a day trader, day trader by day and podcaster
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  by afternoon. Yeah. I mean, look, if our industry is just
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  a little bit more certain right now, I probably would not be day tricking
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  as hard as I am. But we are in unpredictable times in our industry
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  at the moment. You are not kidding any movement on the SAG after a
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  strike, slash w G, a strike, any movement are they They're still
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  stonewalling, isn't that correct? They're not coming to the table at all.
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  I've heard rumors that it might be October because a lot of contracts are I
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  don't know. I'm nervous to like even speculate, but I don't nothing.
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  But it is good that both unions are striking because he's fantastic together in terms
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  of coming to the table. Yes, so happy about that. I haven't
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  made it over to the picket lines yet. I hope I can. You
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  know, it's just the podcast, you know what I'm saying. Yea,
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  I'm working. I'm working during the day here, so it's hard. That's
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  try. I work, I work, I work. I've had to tell
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  you that one of the darlings like DMed me and said that they loved how
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  you called me out for saying about working and talking about working so long and
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  then didn't infuse the Vicky Gundelsson impression into it. It was a fence.
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  Yeah, they appreciated that you called me out and they were happy that I
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  came came to fruition with that, but also Maddie and I were sending like
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  gifts to each other last week, and what you know what gift she sent
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  me Vicky? She did not send me Vicky, but it was a gift
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  that said work, work, work, work, because she knows I like
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  to work. I was like, you know, your mama like I gotta
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  work. I gotta work. Oh yeah, yeah, I think that's good.
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  It's great. I love I like instilling, you know, the work
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  force nature into her, even her bones. It's good at this point.
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  Yeah, well, I think let's see here, it's time. It's time
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  to move out of our our dish, and it's time to get right into
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  our real Housewives of New York recap. Ah duh, Yes, listen.
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  I don't know how they fit eight pieces of luggage and other people's luggage,
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  Like CI had eight pieces of luggage on her own and toilet paper, But
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  how do they fit everybody else's in that one suv. I don't know how
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  they did it. They must have had something another vehicle following them, because
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  I just couldn't follow how they got everything in there where they just eight hanging
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  bags. I don't know. I don't know. I was confused because it
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  was a ton of luggage and then I was like, oh, they can
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  put it in the passenger seat, Like, no, they can't. There's
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  a camera up in the passenger seat. They had all that gear, and
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  then I thought, like you did. They must have put some in another
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  car that was also going, like another Bravo film crew cars. They had
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  to have because there were three women in that vehicle. Yeah, and they
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  clear I think. Now, I'm I'm not sure if this is right,
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  but they always do, and they often do it exterior shot of them driving
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  to wherever they're going, So there's usually other vehicle like on the highway,
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  right, you usually have, So I'm assuming there's a god because like Jessel
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  had a ton of stuff too, that's right. And I mean, I
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  guess I didn't realize how much of an influencer Si was. I mean,
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  she's rivaling Page in Summerhouse, which I know you're not full up on the
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  Summerhouse kids, but I thought everyone was really good sports about the amount of
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  luggage, because I would have been like, no, just her need to
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  influence, Like I thought like they were being very accommodating. Yeah, And
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  I mean I am following her on Instagram, but I haven't really done much
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  of a deep dive. You know, haven't been influenced yet. No,
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  not yet, because I trying harder to scout the city. Oh my god,
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  do you know how many followers she has? Just guessed? Just guess.
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  Let's let's do some gambling here, real followers. Well, I mean,
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  I can't tell the difference. I can't either, I don't. I'm
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  gonna say one point five million. Oh wow, you really shot for the
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  moon, didn't you like those Reddit those Reddit boys? No, four hundred
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  and thirty two thousand, which is a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Anyway, she is influencing the heck out of everything. I mean,
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  I was impressed how she took those two martinis and threw them over in front
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  of someone else at the restaurant at Toppers or Topping Rows Toppers. Topping Toppers
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  is a pizza place in Santa Clarina. Let's be clear, okay, Toppers
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  is probably also a sex act. Toppers is so many things, but not
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  the restaurant in the Hampton's. But yeah, I like hoppers, got I
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  love to get poppers. I love to get poppers at the Uppers like it.
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  Jakes craize losses poppers at toppers. Yeah, so she took those two
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  martini glasses, she put them over in front of someone else's apps. Sorry,
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  I don't know who it was. Blind Spot still learning all these ladies,
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  thank you, and then she's just the angling and the and then boom
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  back to her seat. That's what I'm talking about. People were very forgiving.
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  I can't imagine that would be a little obnoxious, being like, oh
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  okay, oh okay, that's what you want to do right now? Kenya
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  at arrange the table right now to take a picture of a drink like casts
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  would care about this or they would, they would, they would care over
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  the top about it, Ellen dejener, It just sounds like, Ellen,
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  what do you do? Are you? You're trying to take influence? What
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  do you with the martine? You want me to have about? You want
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  to sit down? You want to I don't want to dance. I wouldn't
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  even dance, but you're gonna take You're interrupting my Why didn't you hey?
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  Hey, yeah, I'm actually scrolling through her insta right now to see if
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  I can see that picture of like the martini glasses and apps, and I
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  mean I'm gonna have to go way back because I was Scott Ago. Oh
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  yeah, I don't have this kind of time. Forget it. I can't
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  do that. I'm not doing it. Just repost, okay, Si,
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  if you're listening to this scout Scout the city, just do a repost of
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  that at Topping Rose Restaurant. Yes, because I could have also been in
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  a story. Oh lord, yeah, like who has the time? Sy?
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  Sy has the time? Say has the time? Oh okay, I'm
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  sorry. Now I'm getting caught up in her install. I need to put
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  this down, Okay. Anyway, you know she was in her confessional she
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  says, I've elevated my lifestyle, so I've elevated my toilet paper. I
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  mean respect. No, I disagree, Amy, because it might not be
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  about the texture. It might be about the plumbing. And I was like,
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  if someone has single ply toilet paper in their home, plumbing is so
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  screwed up that they can't have like thicker toilet paper clogging up their septic.
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  Never thought about that. I would say, you enter, you bring it,
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  bring it, I mean rude, like rude, don't bring your you
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  know it's your best friend, Sure, bring it. But as I watched
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  watch What Happens Live last night. Candy buris worldwide, bitch, She's worldwide,
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  as well as Aaron from Real Housewives of New York. They were both
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  on the show and they were at Aaron was asked about the toilet paper and
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  she said I. Andy's like, well, do you have cheap toilet paper?
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  And she was like, no, I don't have cheap toilet paper,
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  but I have been known to get the organic kind, which I think is
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  annoying to some people because it's going to not be as plush. So that
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  being said, but hey, you know you are You're the Hamptons. You
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  never know if it's like an redone farmhouse as we know it was, what
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  kind of plumbing situation they have? You're gonna wanna check with the host.
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  Yes, you're also gonna want to not donate to the Trump campaign in twenty
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  twenty, but Aaron did that too, So how do you know it was
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  publicly released? Really, I should still say allegedly? Okay, yeah,
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  yeah, but yeah, anyway back to the story in twenty twenty. Yeah,
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  okay, well fair enough. Listen, these ladies can have their politics.
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  I'm not coming for them in their politics. No, No, and
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  that's fine, and that's fine. You just do what you're gonna do.
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  It's fine, it's fine, and fight and fight, you know what.
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  I'm okay with it, all right. I'm not gonna if you're gonna go
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  around the room and ask me voted for it, I'm just not gonna say.
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  And you know what, I don't wanna know. I don't want to
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  know, frankly, Okay, just let me watch the show. Let me
• 24:56
  just watch the show, all right. Okay. So in the car on
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  the way there, we get Jessel explain that she hasn't had sex, you
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  know, since her kids have been born, and it's been I guess two
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  years, and they do do other things, but you know, she's not
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  feeling confident, and I think this storyline is a very I think they were
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  really coming for her later, like just go home and have sex with your
• 25:25
  husband, Like why what they don't understand? Blah blah blah. I think
• 25:29
  both sides is a good healthy balance for Jessel to say, you know,
• 25:34
  we haven't had sex because things are different down there, and other women saying,
• 25:41
  you know, I've had kids too, and just get back at it.
• 25:42
  It's just like riding a bike. Very relatable, you know. I
• 25:48
  think for them to simplify meeting, and I'm talking about Aaron and Cy for
• 25:52
  them to simplify and just be like, what's the problem, just jump on
• 25:53
  it. Obviously there is a little bit of a deeper issue here, you
• 25:56
  know what I mean, It's not going to be that easy for some for
• 26:00
  some people to jump right back in and that is normal. Yeah, it's
• 26:03
  a long time. Yeah, I mean, should you worry, maybe be
• 26:11
  a little concerned. But I also think there shouldn't be shaming in that of
• 26:15
  like, hey, it's no big deal. You know, so many things
• 26:18
  happen when you have a child, and you know, you start to feel
• 26:22
  insecure about your body. You have twins, that is an insane amount of
• 26:26
  work. You are absolutely tired. Yes, yes, they do go to
• 26:30
  bed, as I said, they go to sleep at night. I know,
• 26:33
  yes, we all know that. But what where are you at the
• 26:37
  end of the night. Maybe she's said, postmartem, post partum, you
• 26:41
  know, maybe they're just fucking exhausted, you know, like I would just
• 26:45
  say, ease up, have a little more kindness and understanding instead of put
• 26:48
  on some laingerie and go f your husband. I mean, sometimes it's just
• 26:52
  not that simple. Having twins five sessions of IVF. Oh right, and
• 26:59
  you know what, you're right there. That's a good point, she did
• 27:00
  say, like it became a thing where you know, sex became about you
• 27:04
  know, you need to like I'm sure ejaculate into this cup and like let's
• 27:08
  try to figure this out again, right, that that can really mess with
• 27:12
  you. I had I did two rounds of IVF, and you know,
• 27:17
  though it wasn't five rounds, I can understand that after five rounds that would
• 27:21
  be you know, that would affect your sex life for sure. And also
• 27:26
  so if you got to the point where you've done you're doing five rounds of
• 27:30
  IVF, It's not like you just woke up one day and you did five
• 27:33
  rounds of IVF. You had to get to a place where you've tried everything
• 27:37
  else and then you get to five rounds of IVF, you know what I
• 27:41
  mean. Like, so the last couple years prior to twins was also probably
• 27:48
  like taking some of the spark out of it in terms of like it became
• 27:53
  more about the science of it. So I kind of like I got I
• 27:59
  felt better for her, but it also kind of felt like maybe this is
• 28:02
  the first time she's ever talked about it out loud. Yeah, that might
• 28:06
  be a good thing for her. That's why I like the balance of them
• 28:08
  being like, just go because sometimes if you do go a little more to
• 28:12
  inward about it, it can hold you back. If you're like you talk
• 28:15
  about it too much, sometimes you do just need to jump in the water,
• 28:18
  you know, right. So I think it was a nice balance.
• 28:22
  But I also could see a little more compassion and empathy because they haven't experienced
• 28:27
  that, and you know, lucky them, A lot of people haven't experienced
• 28:32
  that, and lucky and fortunate them. But the fact that they probably had
• 28:36
  so much sex, you know, forced sex for so many years that like
• 28:41
  they're probably like, you know what, give me a minute, yeah,
• 28:45
  yeah, yeah. And then on the flip side, you're thinking, well,
• 28:48
  yeah, where you know, either one of them could stray. I
• 28:52
  mean, I know it all often comes down to the man, like,
• 28:55
  if they're not getting at home, then they're gonna find it somewhere else.
• 28:57
  I totally get that that is more likely, but you know women can do
• 29:03
  that too, if you know, maybe they're not there's something not there with
• 29:06
  the partner because they've been through this whole situation. She could go somewhere else
• 29:11
  as well. I just you know, when they always put it on the
• 29:14
  man, that is just so annoying because it's like, well, what do
• 29:18
  you know about Jessel? Maybe are you sitting on some dish? I might
• 29:22
  be I'm gonna serve up some dish Jessel stepping out? Yeah with p K
• 29:37
  with Mauricio, Well, it was nice that she did like share that because
• 29:44
  I think that's very relatable for a lot of women and men who are tired,
• 29:48
  and like, at least for me when I think about, you know,
• 29:51
  what Brett and I have been through, I just think that like once
• 29:55
  we got to that point after having Maddie, like, yeah, there was
• 29:57
  a there was a wild before we got back to a normal situation. And
• 30:03
  I think too because we were older, you know what I mean that was
• 30:06
  That's another thing is that like when you're a little older, things have they
• 30:11
  take a toll and as they say, New York thirty five is a Kentucky
• 30:18
  forty eight. Yeah, I don't know. Also, like her hormones are
• 30:25
  everybody's hormones are going wild that first year in terms of like you're pumping,
• 30:30
  what is it? Don't you pump the opposite if you're a guy, and
• 30:36
  a female and male. I think, like, you're guys have more estrogen,
• 30:41
  and isn't there something like that. I can't. I don't think women
• 30:42
  have more testoster. I think every estrogen is in abundance, right, Because
• 30:47
  you're like, yeah, yes, I don't know, doctor Darlings, please
• 30:52
  check paiging, Doctor Darlings. I don't know. I mean, I loved
• 30:57
  it, but I have no idea. I don't know what the chemistry is
• 31:00
  behind it. Yeah, I can't cite any of this research I'm spewing.
• 31:07
  Well, we learned that Aaron and her husband used money from flipping a house
• 31:11
  to buy this house in sag Harbor. It's five bedrooms and a finished basement
• 31:17
  and seven bathrooms. It's pretty unbelievable. Okay, okay, I say,
• 31:22
  Amy, I don't know if the Darling site, we didn't talk. That
• 31:26
  Daily Mail art article over the weekend was saying like they were like the staggering
• 31:33
  wealth of the New Roney cast, and then they broke it down and like
• 31:38
  I think Jenna Lyons had five million net value and the other women I think
• 31:45
  maybe had one million each. Maybe somebody had three million, And I'm like
• 31:49
  that is yeah, that's great money. That's not the kind of money they
• 31:53
  would have to live that life. So I don't know where I don't understand
• 31:59
  if that was just totally wrong by the Daily Mail. Well it's probably not
• 32:04
  including their spouse's income and whatever. They could have family wealth as well.
• 32:12
  They could have, right, you know, because I like them. Yeah,
• 32:15
  but like, for example, Bethany Frankel, it said has eighty million
• 32:21
  dollars and Kyle has one hundred million dollars. But that's that's post housewives.
• 32:24
  Like these are housewives just starting think about what Bethany had when she first started.
• 32:30
  Nothing, but like Jenna Lyons has to be worth more than five million
• 32:34
  dollars. Yeah, yeah, well like and and and Aaron with that house
• 32:39
  alone, Like I maybe I think five million a year, you know what
• 32:43
  I mean? Five million a year. I don't know. That's what it
• 32:46
  is, isn't it. When they do those assessmonds, it was total I
• 32:51
  don't know. Oh right, I see what you're saying. Yeah, like
• 32:53
  including all your assets and huh, well that does seem awesome. Like Kyle
• 32:59
  alone, I don't think has one hundred million dollars. I would think she
• 33:02
  and Mauricio would, so I would think that the spouse's income would factor into
• 33:08
  this as well. I don't know. I just if anybody read that Daily
• 33:12
  Mail article and you have thoughts, I'd love to do write yeah, because
• 33:15
  everyone was pretty much at one million, which is a lot of money.
• 33:19
  But living in New York City and seeing you know, the labels and seeing
• 33:23
  how they live, it seems like you'd have to have more than that.
• 33:27
  Yeah. Right, And now Aaron's house in the Hampton solidified that because I'm
• 33:31
  like, what that was amazing? You know her, like she put out
• 33:38
  this gorgeous spread of caviar and she really cannot. I mean, from the
• 33:45
  cheese board to now the caviar. They have a problem with that. And
• 33:47
  now I believe everything Brinn said that Si said because the way Si was on
• 33:52
  the phone in the car when she's like, what do you have and she's
• 33:55
  like caviar, She's like that's it. I'm like, oh my god,
• 34:00
  God, that you are that person. Yes, Brinn wasn't lying. You
• 34:04
  do that. Si. You probably totally totally gave her hell for that cheese
• 34:08
  board. We just saw it. You just breaked her over the coals for
• 34:12
  just having gaviar. Good call, Like, I kind I didn't really put
• 34:16
  that together because of the Uba thing, so quickly like them thinking Uba actually
• 34:22
  just said it, but you're totally right, say is that person? Yes,
• 34:25
  Si is totally that person. She was like what she was grossed?
• 34:30
  I know. I was like, are you kidding me? They had it
• 34:32
  was a gorgeous spread of caviar and she had a beautiful veggie platter that was
• 34:39
  on the other side of the counter like in the island, and I'm thinking,
• 34:43
  and I love that. She was like, how much do these people
• 34:46
  want to eat? It's four o'clock, We're going to dinner at seven?
• 34:52
  Like what? And it is hilarious to me how skinny they all are,
• 34:55
  and they just want to like they're foraging for food in the Hampton's and they
• 35:00
  can't wait to go to Provisions apparently, which is the Burgdorf of supermarkets,
• 35:06
  which I was delighted to hear about. Now all I want to do for
• 35:09
  the rest of my life is, you know, hello, Provisions. It's
• 35:14
  my It's now my mecca. And it was really sad when Uba got there
• 35:17
  and it was closed and she's in the window. It was great. I
• 35:22
  love Yeah, because you were rude. It's so rude. I mean,
• 35:28
  it really was unbelievable how they acted towards her about their food. So,
• 35:34
  and I did love that Jenna got there first to the Hampton's, to Aaron's
• 35:37
  house and wasn't that great? And she was like, She's like, what's
• 35:42
  my reward? Yes? I love that she was like, what what more
• 35:45
  special things do I get for being like before everyone else gets here? I'm
• 35:47
  like, that is so cute. I like their relationship. I really like
• 35:51
  it. Jenna. I love Jenna. I love Jenna. I can't figure
• 35:57
  out, like now that we know that she has this this hair piece that
• 36:00
  she wears as like it's she says, it's like a hat. So I'm
• 36:04
  just dying to see where her hair begins and where this piece starts, because
• 36:07
  it looks so natural when she has her hair. I don't think see it.
• 36:15
  I don't think we're ever gonna know. I honestly never want her to
• 36:19
  ever be questioned on it, like in terms of like like showing us if
• 36:22
  she ever wanted to show, right, I just don't want people to be
• 36:27
  like, let's see it. Oh, I totally agree. You mean like
• 36:30
  what they did with Kim Yes, yes, yeah, the wig shift and
• 36:38
  everything. Yes, okay, because it looks really cool. Whatever she's doing,
• 36:45
  it looks very natural and love it. It was really brave for her
• 36:47
  to even tell us it was it. I know it really was, and
• 36:52
  to think that this genetic condition causes so much scarring and that she's had that
• 36:59
  on her and that's why she never shows skin and the area on her chest
• 37:05
  like in her and on her boobs, that's the area where there isn't any
• 37:08
  scarring and that's why she's showing it off. I was like, that's so
• 37:12
  great, and I just was like, it was interesting because did she bring
• 37:16
  that lingerie? Was she the one who gifted it to people? Yeah?
• 37:19
  The floor de mar or what's a brand? I wrote it Florida? Yeah
• 37:23
  okay, so how did that work? Its way? And Jenna got it
• 37:27
  from someone and then gave it to the ladies, Like I was so confused
• 37:30
  at where it came from and where it was, like the luxury brand of
• 37:34
  lingerie. I guess okay, she gifted them, but it was odd to
• 37:37
  me. I wasn't sure if like Jenna got it for free as a gift
• 37:42
  from them to give to the way. I also for a second was like,
• 37:45
  wait, is she somehow related to that company, like it was a
• 37:49
  very product placement e yes, which I found that this episode in general,
• 37:54
  like the Caviar caterer got their business, like everybody their business, Like we
• 38:00
  don't when there's a private caterer at an event on Bravo, we don't get
• 38:05
  the name of the caterer. So that was kind of weird that we got
• 38:07
  the Caviar caterer because I was like, Okay, I feel like we do
• 38:14
  get those. I feel like we got a lot of information about people coming
• 38:19
  in and their business now. But I was just thinking recently on like Atlanta,
• 38:23
  haven't we not like they've like Suret's had private cooks and stuff. Even
• 38:30
  I know it's Peacock, but recently in Miami she had a dinner catered.
• 38:37
  We just somebody did and we didn't. I don't remember seeing the names,
• 38:42
  right, I see what you're saying. I could be wrong that it just
• 38:45
  really stood out to me on this because I thought it was the app Caviat
• 38:52
  right by app Yes, and I thought, Oh, it's the app,
• 38:55
  that's why they're getting this huge product place. And I'm like, no,
• 38:59
  it's just the little company, Okay. I mean we usually get an exterior
• 39:04
  shot of a restaurant. We always get that, but in home businesses,
• 39:08
  we don't always get the company name good on them. I mean that was
• 39:14
  obviously part of the negotiation. Yeah, I'm not saying it never happens Darling's
• 39:19
  please please be kind, but it does not often happen. You know.
• 39:23
  Mermaid Caviar was the special guest behind the bar on Watch What Happens Live last
• 39:29
  night? Well, I should say, on Sunday night, and they just
• 39:35
  had everything out there and I was like, oh, that looks so good.
• 39:37
  So you can get Mermaid caviar. This is not a hashtag ad,
• 39:40
  but apparently you can like get it, you can order it and they can
• 39:44
  be delivered to you. So listen. When Aaron said, like, who
• 39:47
  hasn't had caviar? I was like, Wow, you are really living in
• 39:52
  your own bubble, aren't you? Because oh wait a second, is that
• 39:57
  company named Mermaid Caviar. This was a different company and what happens left it
• 40:00
  just was like they wanted to bring it in and you know, because Aaron
• 40:05
  was the guest, So no, it was a different company. So no
• 40:07
  pringles. Oh I think she she may have had she had different like assortments
• 40:13
  of different caviar in different vehicles, if you will, Okay, okay,
• 40:17
  I'm sorry. I got a little confused because I was all of a sudden
• 40:21
  remembering the trays that they put them on, and I couldn't. I was
• 40:23
  like, were there mermaids on that tray? On those trays? Oh?
• 40:27
  But maybe not. Maybe they were just fish like like making fish moves I'm
• 40:31
  trying to do with my body right now, made a little fish moves like
• 40:36
  a like a viral lot right, Like they were just jumping out of the
• 40:39
  water, and you caught them when they jumped with a little tail, tweak
• 40:44
  fish. You know, Amy knows. You know what was interesting to find
• 40:49
  out a little bit more not only about a Jenna's rare genetic doors disorder,
• 40:52
  but about her mom apparently she had died six weeks ago, and that they
• 40:59
  weren't even closed and that she loves Jessel's mom. No. I mean wow,
• 41:05
  that was intense. And on the Today Show in her interview, she
• 41:08
  had said a little bit about how she wasn't close with her mom or mom
• 41:12
  had aspergers and like her mom was very cold and she you know, I
• 41:17
  don't know, it sounds like she just really has a tale to tell,
• 41:21
  which is why she's not like she's never really good in groups. She hasn't
• 41:25
  had really great girlfriends. She's just always, you know, been around people
• 41:29
  that she works with. So oh so oh I did love the line when
• 41:36
  Uba was like, I'm six feet you got to feed this machine. That
• 41:40
  did make sense. That did make sense. Yes, okay, So before
• 41:45
  they go to topping rows, what was the other designer that Jessel was wearing?
• 41:50
  Because Jenna's like, you can't have Balenciaga on your on your back and
• 41:54
  then have this other designer on a bag you're carrying, like stop, like
• 41:58
  that's too much? Do you know I'm talking about? It? Was?
• 42:00
  Yeah, I do. It was yeah. I thought it was awesome.
• 42:06
  Yeah I did. It was also because she had it on her weight like
• 42:08
  she was just overbranded, and I was like, finally someone's going to call
• 42:14
  this shit out. Oh you thought it was awesome that she called her out
• 42:17
  on it? Yes, oh, yes, thank you. I agree.
• 42:21
  But honestly, that note could not have come from anyone else give the entire
• 42:24
  Housewives franchise. I agree. I agree the fact that it came from Jenna,
• 42:29
  and it came from the her Jenna's core making me sick and in her
• 42:35
  confessional carried over like she works, She's like she works, in fact,
• 42:38
  like what are you doing? I mean, she couldn't even wrap her head
• 42:42
  around. And I thought, thank god, I am right, Like I'm
• 42:47
  you know, within me. When I see all these housewives and they're branding
• 42:51
  and stuff like that, I just think this is just too much. Like
• 42:54
  I've never been a slap a brand on type of person, and I just
• 42:59
  always thought it just it's so repeat it, like that car, you look
• 43:02
  like a NASCAR car, Like, yeah, too much. So it was
• 43:07
  really nice to be seen and heard to, like by somebody who I respect
• 43:12
  to say that's just not fashion. That's just gross. Yeah, yeah,
• 43:15
  yeah, it's it's it's we get it your money, man. It's because
• 43:20
  it's not like these pieces she was wearing like all so unique and like looked
• 43:27
  wondering. It really did feel like she was making a financial statement, not
• 43:31
  a fashion statement exactly. And and to hear it come from somebody who was
• 43:37
  literally behind essentially the designs and the style of the First Lady Michelle Obama for
• 43:46
  the entirety of her her duration in the White House. So it's like yes,
• 43:52
  you know that to me speaks volumes, you know what I mean.
• 43:54
  You're you know, you're talking about someone who has dressed presidential people, you
• 44:00
  know, because of the way her style is. So let's go with that
• 44:04
  module. Yes, I really appreciated that. So Uba and Jenna both don't
• 44:10
  drink. That's correct. Yeah, that's so. That was interesting. So
• 44:15
  we're not going to be getting any you know, Sonia Luanne, Derenda Ramona
• 44:20
  vibes at least, no, but Uba sober is a thing to behold.
• 44:24
  So that that, oh my god. Her going into bed kitchen and taking
• 44:32
  the coconut milk like that was a separate room. She went into the pantry
• 44:37
  area like she was going all over the place and like kind of like stumbling
• 44:43
  around Like I was like, and then like they should. Aaron's like,
• 44:46
  I don't want to be around her if she ever did drink. And I
• 44:50
  was like, agree, that was crazy. Uh yeah, She's like I
• 44:58
  use this and you know when I make what I And I'm like, wow,
• 45:01
  you just you really you really went there. I mean, good thing
• 45:05
  that she's super charming That people in the kitchen were not offended, you know,
• 45:09
  but that is a housewife move. And it is like one of those
• 45:13
  things where they housewives feel entitled to do whatever it is that they want and
• 45:17
  go wherever it is that they want, that they're beyond rules or you know.
• 45:22
  And I like that. Aaron had some conviction about you need to return
• 45:25
  that coconut milk, like where you stole it, Like we need to return
• 45:30
  it to the restaurant, and then they finally were able to get it back
• 45:32
  there. So yeah, But Topping Rose, they were talking about the next
• 45:37
  day and Jenna was like, what she wants dreamy coffee? Is that some
• 45:43
  sort of brand? Oh my god, Begun, I think it has to
• 45:45
  be a brand. But then I was kind of like, well then go
• 45:47
  get it yourself, Jenna. And then I was like, well, she
• 45:50
  might not have a car, and then I was like she can door dash
• 45:52
  it. She like, don't put this on Aaron. I know, I
• 45:58
  know, I'm like a special coffee right with Aaron, and go get it
• 46:01
  with her, like don't don't do this, No, don't, please,
• 46:06
  don't. Erin's like, oh my god, these ladies. And and then
• 46:12
  Jenna's story because Jessel asked her, how did you know that men weren't for
• 46:15
  you? And Jen, you know. This was interesting because when Jenna was
• 46:21
  like, well, they had this shot of oysters being put down in front
• 46:24
  of somebody, you know, uh huh, I mean, oh, you
• 46:29
  know what I mean that kind of I did not even put that together.
• 46:31
  It was just so it was right on the nose of that that conversation,
• 46:36
  and Jenna said that she was talking to her good friend that was gay and
• 46:39
  asked her how it all worked, and that she was She became very turned
• 46:45
  on and very intrigued, and then all she wanted to do was just do
• 46:49
  that. The only person that she knew that was gay at that time was
• 46:52
  Billy Jean King, in which they didn't know. That's that's wild. That
• 46:59
  was Yeah, that show's age for sure. I'm like, wow, but
• 47:02
  not but I mean, like, I mean, they should know that,
• 47:07
  especially in New York. Yeah, I don't know, Like tennis is a
• 47:10
  big deal there and has been for a long time, and I just was
• 47:15
  really surprised that like they didn't know her. Oh, Jenna was like okay,
• 47:22
  anyway, moving on. Then the New York Post outed her, which
• 47:27
  I thought was a little more. Hearing her tell the story, I was
• 47:30
  surprised because she said that she was out with a woman that she was seeing,
• 47:36
  and they were just out at a restaurant and they may have been like
• 47:38
  kind of googly eyeing each other, but they were not physical or anything like
• 47:42
  that. It was not obvious. And that the New York Post called her,
• 47:46
  you know, at Jay Crew and public relations was involved and they were
• 47:50
  like, we have information that you're seeing a woman. Would you like to
• 47:52
  confirm or deny? And she says confirm, and she was like, I
• 47:58
  was in you know, she says this actually a little bit more on that
• 48:00
  today's show interview and wherever else that she was just kind of had an outer
• 48:05
  body experience by saying I confirmed. And it was only three weeks in,
• 48:09
  you know, three weeks into this journey and boom, now it's all out
• 48:15
  there for the world to see. And now she is seeing someone because they
• 48:20
  asked about it, and she explains in her confessional that she's not going to
• 48:23
  be sharing who this person is. If they don't want to be in the
• 48:28
  public eye with her, then she has to respect this. So I'm guessing
• 48:30
  that maybe Jenna would share that person. But because the person she's with right
• 48:35
  now doesn't want to be in the public eye, she's suspecting that because it
• 48:38
  sounded to me like she's respecting their wishes and not hers. I mean,
• 48:44
  I mean, yeah, I get it, because Jenna's in a position too
• 48:47
  where she can have that if she wants it. In terms of like Bravo,
• 48:52
  I bet you, Jenna's like, yeah, my girlfriend does not want
• 48:57
  to be part of the circus. I would assume they are, like they
• 49:02
  are aware of this show and like absolutely not. And Jenna's like, well,
• 49:06
  I'm gonna do it, and also you're not going to see my whole
• 49:08
  life. And Bravo's like great, confirmed, but they were probably like,
• 49:15
  whatever you want, Jenna will do it. I agree. I agree.
• 49:20
  And she is the first openly gay woman on the Real Housewives franchise. However,
• 49:27
  they keep saying that, but it's Julia from Miami. It is.
• 49:31
  Yeah. But what's interesting is they really do keep billing her as that,
• 49:36
  and I think it's because it's on Bravo because Miami Housewives were on Peacock.
• 49:42
  So that's why she's getting top billing for that as being the first openly gay
• 49:45
  woman. Where Julia Julia, I don't know how to say her last name,
• 49:52
  Nemagova is never never to LoVa and Julia Nema. Yeah, so it's
• 50:00
  sudden. It's interesting that, you know, Julia didn't get that kind of
• 50:04
  billing. Also, like beyond that, Jenna just brings this air of fashion
• 50:13
  and notoriety, reputation. Yeah, it really like puts the show in a
• 50:20
  different lane and they needed that absolutely, So she brings a lot of value.
• 50:25
  So back at Aaron's house, they all try on laingerie that Jenna brought,
• 50:34
  and UBA's like, it's like a grandma, It's like a you know,
• 50:37
  and she's just complaining about it. Jess is like, I hate it.
• 50:39
  It's hideous. It looks I look like a Christmas tree. I would
• 50:43
  never wear this, and you can tell Jenna is offended but doesn't say anything,
• 50:46
  and that obviously has can become an issue later. But I mean,
• 50:50
  wow, they really went for it. I mean Uba, I mean Uba
• 50:52
  ended up coming around and being like I changed my mind. I do love
• 50:55
  it. But like they were ripped into that lineerie. It was not great
• 51:04
  lingerie. And I bet it costs, like, uh, a car,
• 51:07
  You could buy a car for that amount of a lot of money you spent
• 51:10
  on that lingerie. And I was very underwhelmed, but also I thought they're
• 51:16
  gonna wear on camera. Aaron's was good, Jessels looked good. That boostier
• 51:22
  looked great, like you could wear it underneath a blazer. Blazer. UBA's
• 51:27
  was okay. But I did not like Jessels. I mean, I didn't
• 51:32
  like any of it enough for probably what it costs. I should say like
• 51:37
  that. I was underwhelmed, But I also was like, well, what
• 51:42
  are they going to come out in? But I I feel like, yeah,
• 51:45
  I mean, they did you. I wanted them to say what they
• 51:50
  really thought, so they did. Yeah, but Jenna didn't. Oh my
• 51:57
  god. Well it will be interesting to see whatjerie Gate brings next week.
• 52:01
  Yes, well we should wrap that up because we do need to talk about
• 52:07
  Crappy Leg, which we won't spend as much time on because you know,
• 52:09
  aw, yeah, no, I agree, it's only twenty minutes. It's
• 52:13
  only twenty minutes. But let's get into grabby leg and pause. Oh yeah
• 52:20
  yeah, plaus pause pause, pause, poye. Okay, we are done
• 52:23
  pausing, and now we're getting into crappy happy Hour, crappy hour every Friday
• 52:28
  night. I did not understand what the purpose of this was, and like
• 52:32
  why they weren't willing to clean up. Like, so it's in front of
• 52:36
  the motel. They got all that stuff to make it cozy, which was
• 52:38
  great, but then what is it just to bring the town spoke together to
• 52:43
  like, like, what's the purpose of it? I didn't. It was
• 52:46
  lost on me. Yeah, I think fun. Yeah, I think it
• 52:50
  was just like a community building thing. Okay, I mean I thought it
• 52:57
  was I thought it was good. I loved that they did it. I
• 53:00
  felt bad that what's his head had to lose a toe nail over it was
• 53:04
  intense, my god, and what how did he do that? Was it
• 53:09
  the door that just he just just pulled open the door and it just it
• 53:13
  looked like it came over his toe and he did it by accident. I
• 53:21
  was like, oh my god, we got to get some salve on that,
• 53:22
  Sonia. We need to get some solve sonya quick. Luke got right
• 53:30
  in. Well, she's a nurse. She was a nurse. I was
• 53:34
  right. I continue to be so incredibly impressed with Luyanne. She just does
• 53:38
  oh we lost her. Oh there she is, are you there? Yeah?
• 53:46
  Can we pause real fast? Okay, it's okay, Emily just got
• 53:51
  a FaceTime, that's all. But anyway, Yes, she used to be
• 53:55
  a nurse. She jumped right in there. I'm so constantly impressed with Sonya
• 53:59
  just not I'm sorry Luanne getting her hands dirty, and Sonya was all of
• 54:04
  us. She's just like, oh my god, it's bland. The carpet
• 54:07
  and the fact that she was like, just just leave it. It looks
• 54:10
  like dea blood the people I used to it, I mean. And then
• 54:14
  the picture like the shot of the fake deer, Sonia Morgan, these two
• 54:20
  ladies that, and then when Sonya was like laying in her bed for a
• 54:24
  second, she's like, I have to post my life a suctional. I'm
• 54:27
  not getting it paid. Oh I love that because it's like they all get
• 54:34
  all this free work. But I'd be like, oh, and then she's
• 54:36
  getting paid for the work too. Nice way, tod go Oh right,
• 54:42
  I wonder if she is getting actually right unless she gets paid right. Good
• 54:49
  point, So she not only probably got it for free, she's also getting
• 54:52
  paid. Side note, never get your plastic surgery done for free. It
• 55:00
  can often look pretty bad. That's always like yeah, scary, yeah,
• 55:06
  And I think you just just go ahead and pay full price for that.
• 55:10
  Sure, sure, But liposuction may be a little different, but yeah,
• 55:15
  I'm just glad she's okay. You know, I'm glad she's okay. Now,
• 55:19
  I'm glad she was able to fit into Katie Maloney's wedding gown for the
• 55:22
  Happy Hour. That dress she wore was the Katie Maloney wedding gown. Stop
• 55:27
  it. It was very similar. I was like, whoa, oh my
• 55:31
  god, that's so funny. Okay, yes, wow, I'm putting it
• 55:37
  together. Oh my god, that is so amazing. They packed every white
• 55:44
  item they had to wear in Benton. They sure did. Yeah, sure
• 55:47
  they're going to get through them too. The Testicle Festival aka the TESTYFESTI now,
• 55:55
  I love the interviews with the townspeople. A woman and her husband go
• 56:00
  every year for their anniversary. They love the balls. Lou tries it,
• 56:05
  of course, and she's like, it's delicious, and then she says,
• 56:07
  I don't want to have testical breath now, and then she does a little
• 56:09
  squirt squirt and sonya with the comedy threaded throughout, I don't eat on my
• 56:16
  lickum. Just talking about people's balls. They do the UNDI five hundred,
• 56:23
  and I thought these ladies certainly aren't going to be getting in these but of
• 56:27
  course they are. Of course they are. Of course they're going to get
• 56:29
  in the tidy whities and get on those big blue bouncy balls and Sonya wins
• 56:35
  the race, so good for them. I hope they weren't sharing any tidy
• 56:38
  whities. I hope that those were brought on their own and that they didn't
• 56:43
  just you know, and we gotta because he wears tidy whities apparently, and
• 56:50
  I wasn't surprised. No, he doesn't, She says, I haven't seen
• 56:53
  tidy whities and years, Harry, I'm used to Harry Dubin's boxers on the
• 56:58
  ground. Oh wait, she said that. I thought she said I haven't
• 57:00
  seen him since Harry Duban. No, I think she said. Okay,
• 57:06
  darlings, you're gonna have to let us know who's right, who's right Harry's
• 57:10
  opinion? We're asking your opinion. No, we're asking for facts. Actually,
• 57:16
  I'm like, we want I'm pretty sure Harry Dubin wears boxers, and
• 57:21
  she hasn't seen tidy whities in years, and the last time she's seen underwear
• 57:25
  was Harry Dubin's boxers on her ground. Okay, well, don't don't give
• 57:30
  up. Don't know. No, I'm telling you right now that I'm correct
• 57:36
  and you are incorrect. Absolutely not. There's not a chance if that is
• 57:44
  what is was said. I like, I hate when I hear something so
• 57:49
  wrong and I am so one thousand percent sure that I heard it opposite.
• 57:54
  And I think we might have one of those coming up. Wait, we
• 57:57
  are we could It could be one. It could be either or what it's
• 58:00
  either you or me, So let's get down to it. And again,
• 58:02
  it's just it's just an idea, like like a concept. But I mean,
• 58:08
  it's the facts. But but but that aside, if you really think
• 58:14
  about it, when you look at Harry Duman, do you think he's a
• 58:15
  tidy whitey guy. Yes? Really, yes, wow, because that he
• 58:22
  is. His face is tidy whitey. That's what I think of when I
• 58:28
  look at his face, A tight white face. I'll give you that.
• 58:34
  I will definitely give Actually, Lucy, it's loose whitey, lacy, whitey
• 58:43
  Sonya, we got the tighty whities. Okay. Now they go to the
• 58:46
  Royalty at Cafe Bloom, they recruit people for the follies. I mean,
• 58:52
  it's a it's a breeding ground for talent and Sonya is just like, what's
• 58:55
  your talent and just just trying to get everybody in on this, and then
• 59:00
  the group picture. This is another one of those, like when they were
• 59:04
  trying to do that video to promote when they're all on the stage and the
• 59:07
  whole group is there waiting that those are the moments. Those are the moments
• 59:10
  that are the most special for me and the whole group sitting there waiting,
• 59:14
  and then Sonia's like, your head, you that's all red. And then
• 59:20
  she's like, oh, darling, I got a little touch up, and
• 59:22
  then she runs over and touches up her forehead because it was from her hat
• 59:25
  because they have crowns dound now and they're all waiting, and Sonya's like,
• 59:30
  oh, we'll just wait, like down's an abbey, fine and take its
• 59:32
  eelow. I mean, it's just a comedy that ensues. Is so good.
• 59:38
  Wait did you hear at the back to the Testical Festival when Sonya said,
• 59:44
  what is this a wet t shirt concert? No? Concert concert?
• 59:51
  It was so fast and I had to go back and play that's special.
• 59:53
  I'm sure that is very special. You're a wet t shirt concert. Her
• 1:00:00
  jees is flipping around with our one liner. It's god, she's so great.
• 1:00:05
  When we read to get those T shirts, She's like, we're doing
• 1:00:07
  a variety store. By the way, I have won one of those shirts
• 1:00:15
  too. Oh oh right, I already looked on eBay. No they are
• 1:00:21
  not on there. But I want a Benton Polly's shirt. Oh my god,
• 1:00:25
  Emily, your lips to Bravo's ears on the merch. Let's get it.
• 1:00:31
  Let's get that done. That is such a great idea. Yeah,
• 1:00:35
  I'm wearing I gotta get it. Cut it. Oh but not a Bravo
• 1:00:39
  gone. No, the Benton wind is a blow and athel benin Follyes.
• 1:00:57
  I mean, I will say this, okay, Emily, Yes, and
• 1:01:02
  darlings. You know I'm working on being incorporated. That's just right around the
• 1:01:07
  corner. I mean, the paperwork has is being filed. I'm just waiting
• 1:01:09
  to get my seal of approval and my Etsy shop is going to be next.
• 1:01:17
  I've got it. There we go, and I'm going to be selling
• 1:01:21
  merch. And I will say this, you know a lot of people in
• 1:01:25
  the Bravover steal all kinds of stuff from you know, sayings and such from
• 1:01:31
  the real Housewives world. I would be willing to go ahead and make a
• 1:01:37
  T shirt. You've got to It's a front back and I know where you
• 1:01:39
  can get him done at a T shirt shop in Betton, who already has
• 1:01:43
  the design. And Emily, you and I will split the what you mna
• 1:01:52
  call it? Amy's having eye problems and down I looks like Sonya right now.
• 1:02:00
  He was like, Jenna, you know what I have, not these
• 1:02:04
  glasses, but my other reading glasses. I have two pairs of reading glasses
• 1:02:07
  that I had before Real Housewives in New York started, and I just want
• 1:02:09
  everybody to know I had them before I laid eyes on the looks of Jenna,
• 1:02:15
  and I'm not trying to copy her. I was there before. Okay,
• 1:02:20
  it's my look and steal anything, I believe you. And I'm very
• 1:02:23
  jealous because with I love those big, huge glasses and dark frames and got
• 1:02:31
  my hair well, when I got my hair cut, I look like Harry
• 1:02:36
  Potter or Harry Potter adjacent Harry Duban Potter, Harry Potter Duban. I remember
• 1:02:45
  Harry Potter was tidy whities and Harry Dubin was boxers. All right, that's
• 1:02:52
  where you're getting a twisted at the concert again, just an idea. Nobody's
• 1:02:59
  writer on here. Fact, let us know what you think, nobody's right
• 1:03:02
  or wrong subjective Exactly did she say? No one's right, no one's wrong.
• 1:03:13
  But tell us exactly what she said, darlings, and let us let
• 1:03:15
  Emily know if she's absolutely right, roll it back and uh, let's show
• 1:03:20
  the people that Amy Phillips is on the money, because I've been right before.
• 1:03:24
  I was right about it being a houseboat. Uh oh my god,
• 1:03:30
  by the way, I was so wrong. I was so wrong. I
• 1:03:32
  gotta I gotta give it to you. Though I have to give it to
• 1:03:35
  you. There were some darlings that popped into my DMS that said, I
• 1:03:39
  have to back Emily up and say I thought it was a houseboat too.
• 1:03:44
  Okay, well, thank you darlings. Yes, And then others weren't as
• 1:03:50
  favorable Darcy as well, and then off they really, please don't go to
• 1:04:00
  our house? Did that? John Jansen has his own slip, you know,
• 1:04:08
  so you can like walk down and he's got his own slip, which
• 1:04:10
  is what we were assuming once we got off of the idea that a boat.
• 1:04:15
  But I'm happy to split the the money earned for the Bent and Folly's
• 1:04:20
  T shirt. Considering that is your idea, I'd also like to launch some
• 1:04:26
  sort of house boat adjacent I don't know T shirt company, Like I don't
• 1:04:35
  know what it is yet, but it could. It's not a houseboat.
• 1:04:40
  I don't know if it's that. I don't know if it's like like I'm
• 1:04:44
  on a houseboat is better? Yeah, we we we need graphic designers.
• 1:04:48
  We need to get to work. We have a lot. We got it.
• 1:04:50
  We got a lot of work. The shop job at Diregue Shop is
• 1:04:54
  going to be up at ready. We've got to be selling the beach.
• 1:04:56
  We're gonna have so much merch for papacad I will also say I know that
• 1:05:02
  I'm afraid of the Darlings, but not I'm not really afraid of them.
• 1:05:06
  I think of the Darlings as like a pack of Martha's from the Handmaid's Tail
• 1:05:11
  like that, Like they are like they are going to kill for you,
• 1:05:15
  and they know everything that's going on. They're savage and they are, but
• 1:05:20
  they but they are also like the heart, you know they they Yeah,
• 1:05:25
  they're the Martha's. If they're they're going to love you, if they love
• 1:05:28
  you, they love you. If they don't, they don't, oh god,
• 1:05:31
  there's not much in between. No and you don't. They're loyal af
• 1:05:36
  Well, look, I don't want to get on any bad ones bad side.
• 1:05:40
  If if it's not if it was a houseboat, you think it wasn't,
• 1:05:43
  that's great, it's not one, you know whatever Sonia said, I
• 1:05:46
  believe that it was boxable. I just want to be clear. You don't
• 1:05:49
  still think it's a house boat, do you? Oh my opinion, it's
• 1:05:55
  opinion. No, I'm just kidding. I absolutely do not think it's okay.
• 1:06:00
  I actually rewatched it. I was like, why did I ever think
• 1:06:02
  that was else? You know, the mind does funny tricks, you know,
• 1:06:08
  are the first time through? Yes, it does the second time through.
• 1:06:12
  It's pretty the context though, it's John Johnson only happy when he's on
• 1:06:15
  the water. John's on the water, John lives under that bridge. I
• 1:06:17
  mean, if you really look at it, Emily, it lines up with
• 1:06:20
  a houseboat. So I don't I don't blame you any we won't go listen,
• 1:06:26
  darlings. If you haven't heard last week's episode of Orange County, go
• 1:06:29
  back and listen. Meanwhile, let's get on over to the auditions for the
• 1:06:32
  follies at the Benton Civic Center, where's where it all happens. Yes,
• 1:06:38
  oh, and I will say sorry before we get that. They did tell
• 1:06:41
  the mayor at the at the crappy hour that they're not going to be getting
• 1:06:46
  the playground, and and he was just like, well, you're gonna make
• 1:06:51
  me cry. And I was like, whoa, no, I know,
• 1:06:55
  I felt so bad for him, like I really liked him in that moment,
• 1:06:59
  and Amy didn't. I guess, So, wow, why do you
• 1:07:02
  have a problem with men showing their emotions? Yeah, because he was really
• 1:07:06
  guilt tripping them. They've got enough on their shoulders, but now they're really
• 1:07:11
  going to have to come through with this playground, come hell or high water.
• 1:07:14
  I mean, I think he legit saw such a relief when he saw
• 1:07:18
  these gals coming to town with their resources and when they said that they couldn't
• 1:07:24
  do it. I think he was like shit, like if you can't do
• 1:07:28
  it, yeah, yeah exactly. And also like I did love his line
• 1:07:32
  about you, now do you want some good news for me? I'm the
• 1:07:36
  most patient person. I was like, oh really that was that was really
• 1:07:41
  nice. He is a love He's a love he's a deer. He's a
• 1:07:44
  deer, and his wife seems lovely too. Yes, well, okay,
• 1:07:49
  so back to the auditions for the follies of Bent in Civic Center. You
• 1:07:55
  know, Lou says, we haven't had time to order the string. Oh
• 1:08:00
  that's what it was, the G strings. When they get in the truck,
• 1:08:03
  she's like, I haven't even have his sting to order the strings.
• 1:08:08
  It's like, Jesus, I didn't know that you could like abbreviate the I
• 1:08:13
  mean, it's not even abbating, it's spaking longer, Just say G strings.
• 1:08:20
  The strings. The strings. Now that's someone who's comfortable in a thong,
• 1:08:27
  you know, like, come on, yeah. I I also like,
• 1:08:30
  I've never heard anybody refer to it like that, So I was like,
• 1:08:34
  the only people that would refer to that to me, in my opinion,
• 1:08:38
  would be like strippers and worse, of which I am both and which
• 1:08:45
  we all are. But like, I just love that she went and just
• 1:08:49
  got down and dirty with it. The strings, the strings. The contortionist
• 1:08:55
  when he got stuck and Luanne pulled his elbow down again, getting into the
• 1:09:00
  nitty gritty of life and not being afraid to get her hands dirty. Was
• 1:09:03
  that a bit? Oh? Was that real? I literally wrote was that
• 1:09:09
  a bit? In my notes? Oh my god, Emily, I know,
• 1:09:13
  I don't. I don't. I don't know either. It seemed like
• 1:09:15
  it was right or wrong on this, but now off in the comments,
• 1:09:19
  darlings, we need to know the facts. I was concerned and I love
• 1:09:27
  that. Later Lauren was like, I can't stop thinking about that poor contortionist
• 1:09:30
  to me, is he to be honest? Yes, yeah, it seemed
• 1:09:31
  like it was real. It seemed real to me, but then it felt
• 1:09:36
  like a magic trick. Hmmm, like Swan He's like, just pop my
• 1:09:41
  elbow and then it was and then like it felt like, uh, it
• 1:09:45
  felt like when they get the judges involved on a GT hmmm. Right,
• 1:09:49
  yeah, he just needed to really land that though with his expression or any
• 1:09:55
  some kind of verbal cue that that was a bit. I think it's not
• 1:09:59
  a bit. I'm gonna say was not a bit, but couldn't think.
• 1:10:01
  I don't think it was either. Yeah, all right, Well, they
• 1:10:05
  had everything from dancers to a guitar singing guy to a blind comic to it
• 1:10:12
  to the contortionists, and they had a lot of people showed up. Wow.
• 1:10:15
  Yeah, So they get some good acts. That can't all be from
• 1:10:19
  that town. That's got to be neighboring towns. Because they were very like
• 1:10:24
  there was some it felt like an agt audition. It did. It went
• 1:10:28
  a long way. Yeah, yeah, so anyway, I love it.
• 1:10:31
  Sonya being like, oh he's it. Oh he's in white Loo, Like
• 1:10:35
  she's such a like like are we watching an old time you wait? Right?
• 1:10:40
  Loo? Hey Loo? That one is in hight woo. I mean,
• 1:10:44
  such a character. She also he sounds like Gina. Oh yeah,
• 1:10:49
  you're right. She is giving a little Jenny. Yeah, you're right.
• 1:10:53
  Oh no, they're blending, but they kind of are similar so well in
• 1:10:58
  some ways just in their caden. It's not mannerisms. Oh that's so good.
• 1:11:02
  Well, what a New York extravaganza. I mean, this is an
• 1:11:08
  embarrassment of riches on a Sunday night, Atlanta into New York into Crappy Lake.
• 1:11:13
  It's a lot. It's a lot, and we're just taking it all
• 1:11:15
  in. We are slowly and maybe not we're not necessarily taking it all in
• 1:11:21
  correctly, but we're taking it in. Like I could be wrong on a
• 1:11:25
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