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Gabe Has Sadly Lost...All of his Sex Appeal! · Podcast - Big 98.7

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  Speaker 1: Because you had a bad day.
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  Speaker 2: You are so dramatic. What why did you have a
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  Speaker 2: bad day?
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  Speaker 1: Gabe?
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  Speaker 3: You know what? It was the worst bro.
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  Speaker 4: I sadly have to realize I have lost all my
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  Speaker 4: hotness appeal.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta wait until baby g arrives.
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  Speaker 4: And because girls always say, oh, the sexiest thing a
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  Speaker 4: man does is being a good father, Well, I need
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  Speaker 4: this thing to hurry up.
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  Speaker 3: I've lost it.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you think you've lost it? Why do you
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  Speaker 2: think you had it in the first place? I'm kidding,
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  Speaker 2: but why do you think you lost it?
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember at the Grammys there was this viral
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  Speaker 4: gift of is a gift or Jeff?
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  Speaker 2: But the technically it's Jiff except for what it stands for.
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  Speaker 1: It should be Giff And I will say gift until
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  Speaker 1: I die.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, There's a viral gift of Sabrina Carpenter during at
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  Speaker 4: whatever point, you know, she does the old lip bite lipt.
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  Speaker 2: Oh. Yeah, she was licking her lips as though she
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  Speaker 2: was looking at something very pleasurable.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, And there was this gift saying if she doesn't
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  Speaker 4: look at me like this, I don't want her, right, Okay?
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  Speaker 4: So I jokingly sent that to my wife, Corey, and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, hey, I got it.
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  Speaker 3: I better see something like this soon.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, and threw the I threw a beach ball
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  Speaker 4: down the middle at fifty miles an hour for her
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  Speaker 4: to slam out.
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  Speaker 3: Of the park.
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  Speaker 4: I gave her an alley oop dunk and she missed. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: your boy got out of the shower. Okay, Now I'm
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  Speaker 4: not walking around. I'm not walking around naked, so you
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  Speaker 4: don't have to picture that. But I got just my
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  Speaker 4: basketball shorts on. I have to walk to the laundry
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  Speaker 4: to get some underwear that I had washed, right, I
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  Speaker 4: was kind of out of the good stuff. Okay, so
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  Speaker 4: I got just basketball shorts on. I do a little
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  Speaker 4: tiny sucking, flex the gut a tiny bit, right, and
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  Speaker 4: my wife sitting on the couch. I walked past her,
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  Speaker 4: waiting like, this is it. Here's my time to shine.
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  Speaker 1: She's gonna give you, Sabrina.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't even look up.
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  Speaker 4: She was on her phone or talking to the cat
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  Speaker 4: or whatever. She did not even look my way, Angie.
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  Speaker 4: I when I tell you, I have never been so
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  Speaker 4: depressed for ten seconds in my life.
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  Speaker 3: That was the moment I slowly.
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  Speaker 4: Walk over the laundry room, grab what I needed to
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  Speaker 4: grab from the dryer, walk back to the room, I
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  Speaker 4: get dress and it's all over.
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  Speaker 3: And immediately I had to look.
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  Speaker 4: In the mirror and I said, hey self, you ain't
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  Speaker 4: got it anymore. Okay, you better shape up when baby
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  Speaker 4: g arrives, because this is your last chance.
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  Speaker 3: Eve.
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  Speaker 1: Now, I am.
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  Speaker 3: In fairly solid shape for the most part.
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  Speaker 1: Around is a shape.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm in fairly.
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  Speaker 4: Solid shape in general, not because I'm doing any type
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  Speaker 4: of athletics, but I do walk my dog a lot.
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  Speaker 4: I don't need a ton of sugar anything like that,
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  Speaker 4: so it helps me stay somewhat trim, is what I'll say.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she did didn't even look.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but maybe it was that she was just so
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  Speaker 2: engrossed in what was happening with the cat or with
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  Speaker 2: her phone.
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  Speaker 3: I think you had it right with gross Yeah, she's
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  Speaker 3: just grossed out.
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  Speaker 4: So fellas, I'll tell you right now if you think
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  Speaker 4: that that lady of yours is kind of not looking
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  Speaker 4: your way anymore. If you think you don't got it,
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  Speaker 4: I am here to tell you that is correct.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have it anymore. Okay, we have.
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  Speaker 1: Lost the plot.
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  Speaker 5: Celebrating life's little victories every morning. We practice gratitude on
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  Speaker 5: Big ninety eight point seven.
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  Speaker 1: If I could, I would keep this feeling in a
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  Speaker 1: basket job busted out when it was someone's acting hard.
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  Speaker 5: Sure your little victories with us at seven oh one
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  Speaker 5: two and Oho one ninety eight seven.
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  Speaker 2: Kids.
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  Speaker 3: I also needed to win that day. A big shout
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  Speaker 3: out to Marina.
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  Speaker 4: She said she got a car wash this weekend and
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  Speaker 4: so desperately needed one. I had got a car wash
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  Speaker 4: as well. My wife got a car wash as well
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  Speaker 4: this weekend. So it's like great minds thought alike.
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  Speaker 3: I will toush.
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  Speaker 1: I feel so left out. I didn't get a.
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  Speaker 4: Car on Those lines were long this weekend with the
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  Speaker 4: sun and you know, for the most part there was
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  Speaker 4: some melted snow on the roads obviously, but for the
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  Speaker 4: most part drive roads. So you get to enjoy that
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  Speaker 4: car wash for six minutes. Then it goes back to
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  Speaker 4: being dirty. But congratulations on your car wash. I'm glad
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  Speaker 4: your car is feeling sparkly fresh. It does kind of
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  Speaker 4: feel nice after work walk into the parking lot and
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  Speaker 4: you see your car and it's like shining. Yeah, that's awesome. Angie,
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  Speaker 4: do you have a little victory for us here today.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I had so many little victories from
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  Speaker 2: over the weekend, but I'm gonna just say this one
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  Speaker 2: because I think it's the best. Ah.
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  Speaker 1: I got Girl Scout cookies yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really.
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  Speaker 2: I made a trip to Walmart, the one off fifty second,
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  Speaker 2: and there was a sweet girl with her table just
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  Speaker 2: full of Girl Scout cookies ready.
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  Speaker 1: To lure everyone in. And I was lured in the
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure it took Yeah, it really literally I walked.
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  Speaker 2: As I was walking up, I said, I'm gonna catch
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  Speaker 2: you on the way out.
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  Speaker 1: Like she didn't have to say anything. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 1: let her know. So I got three boxes of Girl
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  Speaker 1: Scout cookies. I got tagalongs thin.
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  Speaker 2: Mins those are my favorite to go to and samalaus.
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  Speaker 1: And then when I got home, the kids were like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, Girl Scout cookies.
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  Speaker 2: But I made them earn it by playing an at
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  Speaker 2: home game of.
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  Speaker 1: Prices, right, oh okay.
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  Speaker 2: And so they worked together as a team, Liam and
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  Speaker 2: Aiden did and they just had to guess the prices
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  Speaker 2: of items, like we set the prices we get We asked.
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  Speaker 1: Is this higher or lower? Higher or lower? Whatever?
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  Speaker 2: And then they got enough right that they earned the cookies,
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  Speaker 2: So I love cookies.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's a wonderful little victory. I'm glad you caught that.
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  Speaker 4: That girl scout, I'm sure she appreciated it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The guy in front of me bought ten bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Good for him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my little victory. Yesterday I got to be a
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  Speaker 4: part of a dessert eating contest. I was a judge
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  Speaker 4: in this dessert eating contest. And if you know anything
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  Speaker 4: about me at all here, I hate dessert. I am
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  Speaker 4: not a dessert person.
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  Speaker 2: Ah. Right, is it that you were tasting desserts and judging? Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 2: I thought for a second you were like eating pies.
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  Speaker 3: Like contest.
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  Speaker 4: It was at a salon ninety five nice and there
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  Speaker 4: was a bunch of these desserts and we all got
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  Speaker 4: to try a little sample and then we had to
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  Speaker 4: like score it or whatever. And I felt terrible, but
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  Speaker 4: it was still a ton of fun. But the first
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  Speaker 4: thing that comes out, okay, the first thing, and right
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  Speaker 4: then I look at at some of our coworkers who
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  Speaker 4: were also there. Yeah, oh, and this is gonna be
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  Speaker 4: a long event for me. The first thing that came
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  Speaker 4: out was like apple crisp or whatever. I hate warm
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  Speaker 4: apples like like throw up kind of whatever. So I
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  Speaker 4: but overall it was still a blast. It was a
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  Speaker 4: great time. Everyone kind of got a kick out of
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  Speaker 4: me hating every dessert.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, what kind of good having a judge that isn't
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  Speaker 2: like a huge sweet tooth, because then if you give
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  Speaker 2: him a good score, then you know that is an
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  Speaker 2: optimum of dessert.
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  Speaker 1: Like if my guy Mikey, if he was judging it,
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  Speaker 1: he would give everybody.
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  Speaker 2: A ten because he has such a sweet tooth. I
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  Speaker 2: think you were a good choice.
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  Speaker 4: That's exactly the same as my wife. I was texting
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  Speaker 4: her about, oh, we gotta try this next this next week.
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  Speaker 4: He goes, oh, ten, ten, ten exactly, I'm too great
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  Speaker 4: for if you miss this. Last Friday, Angie and I
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  Speaker 4: had to pay the price. We had to pay the
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  Speaker 4: donut fee. We made a bet with someone who texted
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  Speaker 4: us for the big game in which the Seahawks won, right, yes,
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  Speaker 4: and we allowed Justin to pick which team he thought
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  Speaker 4: was going to win, and he took the Seahawks and
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  Speaker 4: we took well, the only other team that was well
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  Speaker 4: he didn't really even show up. But don't leave team available, right,
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  Speaker 4: and the losing per team I guess had to bring
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  Speaker 4: a gift to said other personal right, Justin had a
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  Speaker 4: three D printer. If we won, he would have brought
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  Speaker 4: us some big ninety eight point seven key chains.
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  Speaker 3: If he won, we brought him some donuts.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we did not win, so we went on over
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  Speaker 2: to Sandy's after the show to pick up two dozen donuts.
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  Speaker 2: Because we we're like Lanister's. We always pay our tea.
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  Speaker 3: Always pay our debts.
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  Speaker 4: Now, before we go in to grab these donuts, Angie
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  Speaker 4: and I saw the craziest thing downtown Fargo. Now, I
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  Speaker 4: grew up in like northern Minneapolis. Okay, Crystal Minnesota if
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  Speaker 4: you've heard about it. But I've spent tons of time
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  Speaker 4: downtown Minneapolis.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen some pretty wild things.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm from Vegas, downtown Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Why Yield's Place.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and yet I have never seen what we saw
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  Speaker 2: as we were trying to find parking downtown to get
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  Speaker 2: to Sandy Me either.
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  Speaker 3: I'd never seen this.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I don't want to hate on this gentleman or
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  Speaker 4: what have you, But Angie and I we park and
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  Speaker 4: as we get out, there is what appears to be
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  Speaker 4: a This guy wasn't even like incredibly disheveled either.
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  Speaker 3: He seemed put together.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, this just seemed like a regular guy who
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  Speaker 2: was about to walk into a business.
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  Speaker 1: To I don't know, take care of whatever he needed
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  Speaker 1: to do. But apparently he.
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  Speaker 2: Wanted to take care of some other business right before
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  Speaker 2: entering the.
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  Speaker 4: Building when mother nature calls, I guess this dude appears
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  Speaker 4: to what you know what I say to my dog
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  Speaker 4: when I let her outside go potty right in front
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  Speaker 4: of this business, and then has the audacity to walk
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  Speaker 4: right into set business. And I felt so bad for
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  Speaker 4: the guy in there. He's like looking like, all right, guys, we.
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  Speaker 2: Can see him through the window, looking at this man
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  Speaker 2: relieving himself, and then sir, you're just gonna open the
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  Speaker 2: door and walk right in as though nothing happened. They
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  Speaker 2: almost respect it because the nerve. Yeah, but I had
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  Speaker 2: never seen anything like me either. Now.
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  Speaker 4: I've seen people going into the bathroom in public a
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  Speaker 4: billion times. That's nothing, right, But to have the audacity
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  Speaker 4: to do it right in a glass door, see through
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  Speaker 4: the door and then walk right in and be like,
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  Speaker 4: oh hey, I'm here to pick up whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Was a move I've never seen wild.
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  Speaker 2: What is the wildest thing you've ever seen out and
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  Speaker 2: about in these streets seven one, eight one, nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: We were shook.
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  Speaker 3: This is am I the problem.
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  Speaker 2: It's me.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is me.
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  Speaker 5: We'll hear one side of the story and with your help,
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  Speaker 5: if it's right, or if maybe you're the problem, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: I am the problem on Big ninety eight point seven.
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  Speaker 4: Now, I have a lot of questions with this story,
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  Speaker 4: but the crux of it are this twenty seven year
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  Speaker 4: old woman. She unexpectedly went into labor at thirty eight
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  Speaker 4: weeks and gave birth to her daughter in her friend's
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  Speaker 4: car after they couldn't reach the hospital in time.
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  Speaker 3: Bad news, but it happens.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 3: This is not an email that we were sending.
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  Speaker 4: This is just a story that I wanted to use
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  Speaker 4: today for am I the problem because both mom and
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  Speaker 4: baby they're healthy, they're doing okay. The friend who had
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  Speaker 4: the car has since become distant, she's blocked her messages.
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  Speaker 4: And now this new mom received an invoice from her
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  Speaker 4: friend to basically have the car detailed her to pay
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  Speaker 4: for it. And now this lady does feel bad about
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  Speaker 4: the car. It's not like she purposely planned to have
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  Speaker 4: her baby in this vehicle. So this morning I want
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  Speaker 4: to know who's the problem. Should she be like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: you know what, I had to have this kid here,
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  Speaker 4: I will help clean it or pay for it or whatever,
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  Speaker 4: or is it well, I didn't purposefully have birth, give
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  Speaker 4: have birth, give birth in your car.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not paying for this. What would you do?
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  Speaker 4: Seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven?
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  Speaker 4: And I asked this question, Angie, because let's say, my
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  Speaker 4: sweet lovely wife, and you are whatever, hanging out on
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  Speaker 4: a Saturday, right, going thrifting. That's right, you're going thrifting,
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  Speaker 4: hitting up a ragstock or something. Yeah, And you guys,
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  Speaker 4: for whatever reason, are in a scenario like this.
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  Speaker 3: You're on I twenty nine and you know what Baby
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  Speaker 3: G's coming. Angie.
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  Speaker 4: Well, actually, I don't know if i'd ever want Corey
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  Speaker 4: in a car that you're driving.
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  Speaker 3: But for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 4: Your tray, your fare, you're driving your car, and you
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  Speaker 4: know what. Sadly, when baby G gotta come, baby G
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  Speaker 4: gotta come in your car now has well birth stuff
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  Speaker 4: in it. I want to know are you sending me
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  Speaker 4: and Coreyan invice? What are you an invoice? What are
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  Speaker 4: you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you right now that if that happens
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  Speaker 2: in my car, I'm absolutely sending you specifically gave an invoice,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna say you did this to her, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: this is your fault. No, but it would be jokes.
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  Speaker 2: It would be a full on joke. This woman like
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  Speaker 2: girl that was not your friend. That was never your friend, right,
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  Speaker 2: that person was never your friend. In fact, I think
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  Speaker 2: a who sent the invoice?
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  Speaker 1: Was it the friend.
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  Speaker 4: Or the It was either a friend or the hobby,
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  Speaker 4: one of the two. I didn't go that far into
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  Speaker 4: the sort.
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  Speaker 2: Of okay, you know what, No, cut them out together,
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  Speaker 2: cut them out of your life immediately. And also they
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  Speaker 2: already cleaned it. That invoice, they just made that up.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to pay that.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right, and no, that is a wild egregious I
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  Speaker 2: saw this thing and it was like, wait until you
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  Speaker 2: have a baby, then you'll know who your real friends are.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel like there are other ways before you
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  Speaker 2: get to that part to realize.
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  Speaker 1: Where your real friends are. But that that is terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah's so what I'm telling you you she could have
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  Speaker 2: the baby in the car and I would be fine.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Because I would make my key clean.
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  Speaker 4: Seven oh one two eight zero one, nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 4: Should this new mom feel obligated maybe to pay for something,
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  Speaker 4: maybe to pay for a hat ridicular? Should she feel
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  Speaker 4: obligated to pay for none of it? Should she pay
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  Speaker 4: for it? Let us know this morning at seven oh
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  Speaker 4: one two eight zero one nine eight seven. This is
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  Speaker 4: also up on Facebook.
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  Speaker 1: I am she.
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  Speaker 3: If you missed, am I the problem earlier?
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  Speaker 4: Here?
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  Speaker 3: We are going to get to your comments.
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  Speaker 4: But the crux of the situation is this new mom,
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  Speaker 4: for whatever reason, that couldn't get to the hospital on
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  Speaker 4: time and had this baby and her friends and I
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  Speaker 4: use that in quotes friend's car, and then you know,
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  Speaker 4: a little bit down the road, friend sends an invoice
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  Speaker 4: for the car being detailed and kind of is now
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  Speaker 4: ignoring her and not.
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  Speaker 3: Talking to her.
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  Speaker 2: This is a wild, disgusting villain behavior. What I shook
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  Speaker 2: about is the amount of people texting us at seven
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  Speaker 2: oh one two eight h one nine eight seven who
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  Speaker 2: are saying that the mom should pay now they are
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  Speaker 2: this is okay, Jane said, at the very least, the
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  Speaker 2: new mom should offer.
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  Speaker 3: To have it cleaned. I disagree.
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  Speaker 2: No, she just went through a traumatic car birth with
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  Speaker 2: her child.
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  Speaker 1: No, she should not have to offer to clean it.
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  Speaker 2: If that is your friend, like if that wasn't like
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  Speaker 2: her coworker or her boss.
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  Speaker 1: If that's your friend, you consider them a friend.
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  Speaker 2: You should be able to just splash out a baby
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  Speaker 2: in the car and it be a thing.
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  Speaker 4: That's Angie's definition of friendship right there.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, are we birth in the car? Friends or not?
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  Speaker 1: Ada said, I.
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  Speaker 2: Agree, she's not a friend because I had said that
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  Speaker 2: person's not your friend.
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  Speaker 1: Pay and move on, Pay and move on. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: skip the pay.
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  Speaker 5: Do not pay.
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  Speaker 2: I am so shook by these comments where they're saying,
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  Speaker 2: like you should, well she should have offered, but that
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  Speaker 2: person's not a friend.
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  Speaker 1: No, she shouldn't have offered.
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  Speaker 2: If Gabe, if this happened, if Corey had a baby
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  Speaker 2: in my car, yeah, and you or Corey offered to
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: pay to clean it, I would be offended. I would
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: be mad. You just it's a trauma. Having a it's
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: a blessing, but birthing a child is a trauma. I've
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: done it twice. It's like a physical trauma on your body.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: And to not be in a comfortable space to have
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: your baby, to have to do it in a car,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: that's enough.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, And then the baby and now your life.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Is wildly more expensive for eternity once you've had this baby.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I am not going to add to that expense by saying, Oh,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: by the way, you need to pay me for cleaning
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: my car. I mean, what's a little placenta between friends.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't think that.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: If this was nice of this friend. I think she's
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: a terrible person. I'm shook at people texting that there
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: should have been an offer to clean it. I don't
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: even think there should be the offer.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: If I ever have a friend to send me an
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't have a single friend who had
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: send me an invoice, But if for whatever reason, one
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: of them sent me an invoice, I am going to
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: video me. Shredding said in voice that I probably, realistically
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: it'd be nice to just kind of tell them to
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: screw off or whatever, but I'd probably just pay for
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: it and we'd just not be friends anymore.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: That our friendship was worth two hundred dollars to you.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: I don't need you.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Ah, So that's probably what I would do. But I
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: would never, ever, ever in my life.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Send one of them.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: If for whatever reason, one of my best friend's wives
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: had to have their kid in the back or in
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  Speaker 4: my vehicle. Yeah, there is a zero point zero, zero,
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: zero zero percent chance I'm ever sending them an invoice.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I might ask him to get me a mcdouble the
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: next time we're going through McDonald's, but sending him an invoice.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: I was recently on the phone with a great friend
• 18:23
  Speaker 4: of mine. His name is Tyler. Congratulations to him. He's
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: gonna get married sometime this summer if I'm not mistaken.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Of course, typical dude convo, like in August, I don't know,
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: sometime around then, right, And he was kind of talking
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: about his bachelor party or said wedding. Well, it's kind
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: of tough for me to plan things for this summer
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: as there's, you know, in theory baby g on the way.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: So oh that's right.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Then, so he's talking about this wedding and I'm like, wait,
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: when is this?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Can you do me a favored like maybe not July ish?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that same thing.
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  Speaker 4: Bachelor party, you know, can we bump that up or
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: bump it way way up?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: And so this morning I was kind of talking to
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Corey and I was like, man, that would stink. Someone
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: invites us to a wedding, you know, right around potentially
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: baby g time, Like.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Sorry, we can't go exactly.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: So, have you ever had to attend a wedding on
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: a special day? Maybe it was a holiday, maybe it
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: was your birthday, Maybe it was right around the time
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: you were.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Gonna have a kid? Let us know this morning seven
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Tyler of when I was talking to me, goes, yeah, dude,
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: you and he has a friend named Eric. He goes,
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: You and Eric both what you both just want to
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: have like kids around the summer.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: I'm getting married though, how selfish, Like it was our fault. Yeah,
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: what about you? And you ever had to attend a
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: wedding on like a holiday?
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: No, I but I did have a girlfriend and I
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: never told her this. However, we haven't talked in sometimes,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: so I'm safe to say it now. Yeah, she got
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: married on her mom birthday.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Oh you don't like that.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I thought that was incredibly.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Selfish, taking the shine from taking the.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Shine for mom.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: But then think about it, like her anniversary is her
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: mom's birthday, and so in celebrating years to come, she
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: puts her anniversary first and so her poor mother gets.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Like nothing gets this, yeah, almost like the she gets
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: the shifty yes.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: And I don't like that.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's nice to also things on holidays,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Like if there's already a holiday, why do you want
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: your anniversary to be on that holiday too?
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I think that's weird and selfish and I don't like it.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Seven oh one two eight zero eight seven, Marissa, what
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: about you?
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: My cousin got married two days before Christmas.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Two days so not only were we broke from gifts,
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: we had to buy formal outfits too. I'll call it
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: the holiday financial Crisis of twenty eighteen.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: That's great, that's great.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't have got insane.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: That's insane.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: And I get the appeal if you're super into winter
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: and the Christmas e vibes like a Christmas wedding, but
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: those only are logistically okay in movies. You cannot have
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: an actual wedding right before Christmas.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: That's so rude.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: On December seventh or something, I already feel guilty.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I already feel guilty enough.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: My birthday's July third, right right before Independence Day, obviously
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: the year when I celebrate my birthday. I do it
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: a week and sometimes two weeks after Fourth of July weekend,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: because I know people are not trying to sacrifice their
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Independence day for my birthday.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the one time they get to go to the
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: cabin that somewhere.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Couldn't control when I was born, So I think, if
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: you have control over it, that is incredibly selfish Christian.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: What about you, man, Yeah, my girlfriend's friends scheduled or
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: wedding on the fourth of July this year. What are
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: you doing.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: You're taking away everyone's holiday.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, still trying to get out of it.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get out of it I and come celebrate my birthday.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: No, but that's horrible.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: I had some Uh they weren't they're not like friends
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: of mine, but they were a grade below me in
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: high school, so I knew them and they got married,
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: And if I lived in Minneapolis still potentially maybe would
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: have gone to this. I don't know, but a lot
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: of friends of mine in Minneapolis they got invited to
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: this ceremony on New Year's Day. They had like a
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: destination wedding and then came back on New Year's Day
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: through a party, which.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Kind of nice. But usually right now time you have
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: to go back to work well, and.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: You're hung over from New Year's Eve. These people are crazy.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: You might love that reusable water bottle, don't you. Okay,
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: you fill it with nice clean water so you don't
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: have to wash it all the time. I want to
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: know how often do you need to clean that work
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: water bottle of yours? Or maybe you bring it home
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: into work and what have you. I have one that
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: sort of just stays here.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I have one that I bring home every day. I
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: literally just filled it up with water and we got
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: a new machine in the breakroom, like a super fancy
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: filtered water situation. Yep, I am now concerned about whatever
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: you're going to tell me right now regarding how often
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: we should be washing our water bottles.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: You should be washing it.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Supposedly all the time, according to this nurse practitioner. It
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: seems like something mundane, but it's extremely important, Okay. Supposedly,
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: every sip transfers germs from your mouth, every touch adds
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: more germs from your hands, and all those tiny nooks
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: and crannies in your water bottle can turn into a
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: breeding ground for bacteria and mold. I will tell you
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: this right now, Antie, I have a water bottle in here.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I am not kidding you, other than sort of kind
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: of rinsing it out and giving it a quick little
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: scrub from time to time. I bet I've cleaned it
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know, eight times in the year, maybe like
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: once a month. Been here, Yeah, and somehow I'm still alive.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what's built up your immune.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm never sick. I probably drinking mold.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: I washed my water bottle once every gosh, maybe three days.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds realistic.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but to hear that it has to be what
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: every day, like every day, and then I thought that
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: was the of the fact that you're drinking water.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Well, they say a deep clean once a week every day,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: you should probably clean it or you just do what
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: my wife does, right, she has seven thousand water bottles
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: and she gets a new one every other day. But
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: I have had this this, I don't know how big
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: do you think this is?
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: One quart?
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I have had this one or no one Leader one
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: leader plastic water bottle that I'd never.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Wanted to plastic plastic.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I never wanted to throw it away, you know, because hey,
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: I can use this at work. This God don't throw
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: plastic way good for the environment. YadA, YadA, YadA. I'll
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: just reuse it. I have had this. I'm not even
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: gotta be close to a year. I think once a
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: month I give this thing a scrub.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I'm really I feel like I can get you a
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: water bottle, like a real one.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Your concern for me, yes, I am concerned.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: I am not the only dude who has some kind
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: of drinking apparatus who is not cleaning it on the
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: other day, every other day, basis. Okay, fella, help me out. Dude,
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: I know you're listening right now, and I can't be
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: the only one.
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know, John commented on Facebook because you asked
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: on here almost every day.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: John's full of it, dude.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I know it's seven oh one to eight zero one
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: nine eight seven.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Somebody come to my defense.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Please starting off the day with something good. This is
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Gabe's good News on Big Now eight point seven.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. We're also starting off the day
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: with a bunch of liars.
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: Okay, there's no way you're watching your bottle after every use.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: No chance go check it out on Facebook anyway. Games
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Good News of the day KFC coworkers Tiffany and Jason
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: ness first met as teenagers in Detroit Lakes and went
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: on their first date on Valentine's Day in nineteen ninety six.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Wow now married for nearly twenty eight years, they're celebrating
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: thirty years together after building a life that included moves
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: to Moorhead and Fargo, raising two daughters, and taking memorable
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: family trips. The couple credits their lasting marriage to teamwork, honesty,
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: and rarely arguing, proving their workplace romance stood the test
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: of time. This was a story I found over the
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: weekend and wanted to save for today. Just wishing you
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: a happy Valentine's Day on Saturday. Whether you were out
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: single in ready to mingle in, or you have a
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: significant other for a long time thirty years, maybe you're
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: in a brain new relationship. I hope your Saturday was
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: full of love and joy, which is what Valentine's Day
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: is supposed.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: To be all about.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Amen.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: The world is full of nice people. If you can't
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: find one, you gotta be one.