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Day of Rage | Son of a Boy Dad #141 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: Alrighty, Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Yesday,
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  Speaker 7: it is Monday, October seventeenth.
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  Speaker 1: Some shit like that? Does it matter? Does it even really? Sixteenth? See?
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  Speaker 1: I would have thought, wow that changes everything? Does well?
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  Speaker 1: I guess the seventeens get another extra day in life. Brother, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that could be a good thing or a bad thing.
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  Speaker 1: Here were worth thinking? It was the seventeenth. Now we're
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  Speaker 1: one step closer to that sweet release of death to
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  Speaker 1: snapping the mortal coil that keeps us tethered to this globe.
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  Speaker 7: Some of you guys may know the Eagles are no
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  Speaker 7: longer a defeated football team. They are a poverty franchise,
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  Speaker 7: frauds who have been exposed in one of the worst
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  Speaker 7: ways I think I've ever seen in my short time.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about, dudey? First off,
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  Speaker 1: you're in one of the worst, one of the worst losses.
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  Speaker 1: I can't go and switch sides, and fucking nay do
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  Speaker 1: laugh into the camera as soon as they lose, rying
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  Speaker 1: laughing when they lost. Did you see nay douse him laughing?
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  Speaker 1: He just went egles in and when he lasts, his
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  Speaker 1: like tongue bounces. Oh yeah, so my whole body probably bounces.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that he did this. But he's no
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  Speaker 1: worse than you. You're no worse than him. Traitors to
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  Speaker 1: the franchise made you a football fan? How is he
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  Speaker 1: not an Eagles fan? He is? I don't know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. He just likes to see He just he
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  Speaker 1: wants to see the world burn. Yeah, when you're going
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  Speaker 1: through a tough time, it's always better when other people
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  Speaker 1: are going through a tough day. It is when other
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  Speaker 1: people are failing and doing terrible. But I mean the
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  Speaker 1: fucking Patriots are losers too. Yeah, matxx Jones is a fat,
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  Speaker 1: fucking loser. Dude. Well he's not fat, but in three years,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna see him on six hundred pounds, like fucking
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  Speaker 1: smuggling fucking dominoes under his fat role.
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  Speaker 7: He really is the worst quarterback in the NFL. I
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  Speaker 7: I bought his jersey last night because you know, you
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  Speaker 7: gotta something's got to change. And I don't know if
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  Speaker 7: he needs more support or what, but I got his jersey.
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  Speaker 7: It was I mean, you're a loser to like I
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  Speaker 7: said earlier, they I mean they played. It is better
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  Speaker 7: than they've ever played. That was like the best Patriots
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  Speaker 7: game all season.
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  Speaker 1: That's how I could tell that you're you've reached the
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  Speaker 1: depths of fandom that you're you're trying to justify a
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  Speaker 1: fucking shitty loss for the worst team in football to
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  Speaker 1: be like, oh, well, they actually tried really hard.
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  Speaker 7: They did. They played their asses off. It's not it's
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  Speaker 7: not back Jones's fault. I mean, dude, he's got no offense.
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  Speaker 7: What can you do?
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  Speaker 1: He can't leave his fault. His BMI is like in
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  Speaker 1: the eighties. No way, Why are you saying he's fat.
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  Speaker 1: He's not fat, he's gross and fat. No way. Have
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  Speaker 1: you ever seen Jay? Have you seen him with his
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  Speaker 1: shirt popped off? Mac j squats six hundred pounds, No,
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  Speaker 1: he does not. Jalen Hurts squat six hundred pounds. Jalen
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  Speaker 1: Hurts is a legitimate winner with all the Jalen Hurts squads,
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  Speaker 1: and it's fucking sick. It is. It's impressive. His fucking
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  Speaker 1: ass is like the Vegas cube or whatever that fucking
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  Speaker 1: the orb in Vegas. I heard two US squats six fifty.
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  Speaker 1: No he doesn't. We'll see you this week. That's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a good get. Actually, you'll probably be a Dolphins
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  Speaker 1: fan by fucking monche.
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  Speaker 7: I already am a Dolphins. Yeah that's my team. Now
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  Speaker 7: I have bad news.
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  Speaker 1: Or to a jersey. You're gonna look horrendous in those
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  Speaker 1: colors you can wear teal and orange. Dude, save it
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  Speaker 1: for the olive skin, Save it for the Cuban dissidents
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  Speaker 1: to flee during the bad of Pigs due. You can't
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  Speaker 1: pull that ship already, franchise exposed. No hold this l
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  Speaker 1: no It's going to be you, Frank the Tankett. I
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  Speaker 1: was in the comments. I was on the Eagles comments
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  Speaker 1: from burner accounts. What do you mean the egos comment was?
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  Speaker 1: I was replying to the final score, the final score posts,
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  Speaker 1: the live chat on stream East.
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  Speaker 7: I love reading those comments, dude. I was in tears laughing.
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  Speaker 7: I was just sending Mook and Guardini just screenshots of
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  Speaker 7: a fraud. Mouk's a fraud. Mouke was tail getting at
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  Speaker 7: the Bears game in Bears gear.
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  Speaker 1: Was he in Bears gear? Yes? No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 7: Look get Danny Conrad's story. He told me that he
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  Speaker 7: went to go buy a Bears jersey and he was like,
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  Speaker 7: I couldn't do it. Yeah, because he already had a
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  Speaker 7: shirt on. He couldn't fit it over all the other
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  Speaker 7: Bears gear he had.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. He couldn't do it because they literally he had.
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  Speaker 1: He's big time. We talk about a poverty franchise. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Bears.
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  Speaker 7: The Bears may as well play on a high school
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  Speaker 7: fucking they play on a high school field with bleachers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is arrible. They have cheer None of their
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  Speaker 1: cheerleaders are even male. That's how fucking poverty, exact poverty.
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  Speaker 1: Great franchises have fucking spunky male cheerleaders that fucking snap
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  Speaker 1: that thing.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it is crazy that the Jets are probably
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  Speaker 7: going to win the Super Bowl. People are calling for
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  Speaker 7: Carson Wentz to get back on the Eagles. I'm going
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  Speaker 7: to strangle the Jets coat.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean even embarrassed every quarterback we've faced.
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  Speaker 7: Their only wins are against the Jets are against the
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  Speaker 7: Bills and the Eagles. Right, yeah, that's pretty impressive.
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  Speaker 1: And they they shut down Patrick Mahomes pretty much. They
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  Speaker 1: did well. Patrick Mahomes is a fraud. They're fucking losers
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  Speaker 1: to franchise. But those losers needed it fucking as much
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  Speaker 1: as anybody the fucking Jets needed. What happened with the
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  Speaker 1: Patriots Jets game? Patriots won, did they? Yeah? Right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's their own Patriots to beat the Jets, the Jets
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  Speaker 1: beat the Eagles, Patriots must could be the property. Patriots
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  Speaker 1: almost beat the Eagles Week one, right, No, it is
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  Speaker 1: to off though. I don't think the Eagles are as
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  Speaker 1: good as they were last year. That doesn't mean it's
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  Speaker 1: season over, but we haven't had the perfect injury luck
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  Speaker 1: that last year. We're getting it looks like we're getting
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  Speaker 1: a call. Who's at oh man?
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  Speaker 7: I love it. I love the comments. They're so funny.
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  Speaker 7: Y'all lost to Zach Wilson? Is it hurts or the team?
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  Speaker 7: Question mark? What happened? Imagine losing to that. We own you, us,
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  Speaker 7: Jets fans, We own you, dude. I got Zach Wilson
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  Speaker 7: jersey last night too. No, I really did get a
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  Speaker 7: Mac Jones jersey, and I'm pumped for it to get here.
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  Speaker 1: Jets fans are all dudes that like fly to Vietnam
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  Speaker 1: for a single day and like bang as many like
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  Speaker 1: she male prostitutes as they can. Yeah, that is that's
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  Speaker 1: actually pretty accurate. They're fucking. First off, they're like they
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  Speaker 1: try to find fentanyl, Like they don't want percocet, they
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  Speaker 1: want fentanyl. They want to get as close as they can.
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  Speaker 1: And second of all, they fly to Vietnam Nom and
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  Speaker 1: they say it's for airline miles, but it's really the
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  Speaker 1: fuck males who have their penises tucked in between their
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  Speaker 1: legs and their butthole.
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  Speaker 7: For airline miles. And then I would probably fuck some
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  Speaker 7: ga hymns as well out there. I mean, when when
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  Speaker 7: in Nom you gotta No.
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  Speaker 1: We can't talk about uh, we can't talk about airlines anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Why oh, people are getting mad. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: they're getting mad, but but most people have never been
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  Speaker 1: on an airplane like me and you. Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: Most people in the world have never tasted the sweet
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  Speaker 1: fucking taste of the first fiss off cookie, of a
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  Speaker 1: small bag of uh, of many chips, peanuts, and fucking
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  Speaker 1: round pretzels. They don't know. It's not relatable anymore. Now
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  Speaker 1: it is. We got to talk about fucking real life
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  Speaker 1: things like fast food and fucking getting into sorts. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we really were breaking it down. Just ten minutes ago
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  Speaker 1: before you got here, Me, Tommy, and Francis were talking
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  Speaker 1: about the miles. Yeah. I bet it's a It's a
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  Speaker 1: fucking trap, dude. It's a trap that they're setting for us.
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  Speaker 1: They want us to only talk about the miles. What
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  Speaker 1: can you do, man, I'm gonna run up into Delta
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do some nasty things. If they don't
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  Speaker 1: get their shit straight, they better. Yeah, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: like Charlie Headbow all over again. Well, how was your
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  Speaker 1: fucking trip to Chicago? It was fine, dude, It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: anything crazy. Why'd you have to do twenty shows out there.
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  Speaker 7: Because it's a small room, it's only one hundred and
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  Speaker 7: forty Why don't you put it in a bigger room
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  Speaker 7: and do less shows? That's what I said. I said
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  Speaker 7: the exact same thing. Why why didn't we just do
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  Speaker 7: a normal weekend at a different club. Yeah, they're they're
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  Speaker 7: slaving you.
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  Speaker 1: But it's fun. It was good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: A lot of stage time though, eight hours of stage
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  Speaker 7: time in a week is uh yeah, that's just fucking
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  Speaker 7: ghost by the end.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just absolutely ghassed. Couldn't say the same jokes over
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  Speaker 1: and over again anymore. How many shows?
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  Speaker 6: Was it?
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  Speaker 1: Eight shows? Yeah? Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I did some new stuff though, which was fun. Wow,
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  Speaker 7: that's how fun felt productive? Dang, where did it come from?
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  Speaker 1: Now?
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  Speaker 7: On the bright side, I only have twenty five shows
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  Speaker 7: in the next week in New York.
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  Speaker 1: You'll probably get better really fast.
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  Speaker 6: Though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. There was people in this office that were like
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  Speaker 1: worried for you being out in Chicago. Why. People were
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  Speaker 1: coming up to me being like, you're spending a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time out there, Oh my god, really dude, I
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  Speaker 1: was out there and I was like I would never, never, dude,
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  Speaker 1: talk about a poverty franchise Chicago's office. They are struggling
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  Speaker 1: out there.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if you watched the Yak I asked
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  Speaker 7: if they had tea, and they like lost it on me.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone was like, why the fuck will we have tea?
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  Speaker 7: And I'm like, dude, tea is like the most popular
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  Speaker 7: drink on Earth. Yeah, and there's like we have like
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  Speaker 7: twenty different varieties of tea here.
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  Speaker 1: Tea is so accessible and it costs so little. It's
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  Speaker 1: so cheap. You need a small bag of it, and
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  Speaker 1: you could like it's the loaves and the fishes. You
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  Speaker 1: could feed thousands of people tea, Yeah, one small bag.
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  Speaker 1: I had a sore throat and I wanted some tea
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  Speaker 1: and they acted like I was nuts. So then I
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  Speaker 1: was like, all right, I guess I'll have a coffee.
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  Speaker 1: And then we have exclusively killed basher.
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  Speaker 7: And not even They don't even have like an English
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  Speaker 7: breakfast tea good. They have that everywhere. I have that
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  Speaker 7: my apartment. I don't even drink it. It's just like
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  Speaker 7: one of the first things I bought. I was like,
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  Speaker 7: I guess I'll have some tea.
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  Speaker 1: They only have like the pubs size container of snack mix,
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  Speaker 1: the bar mix. Yeah, all they have is a massive barman.
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  Speaker 1: You put it in a little ash tray, you set
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  Speaker 1: it on the table.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, I made a coffee And then I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: all right, where's the cream at We don't have cream?
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  Speaker 7: And They're like, we're moving offices in a week, and
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  Speaker 7: I'm like, dude, isn't this like a billion dollar company?
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  Speaker 7: We can't we can't swing the three dollars of cream twice, Like, well,
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  Speaker 7: we're not going to splurge on cream because we're moving
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  Speaker 7: next week.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't pen get rid of us because we built a
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  Speaker 1: Chicago office. I don't know that was It was crazy, though,
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  Speaker 1: I'm joking. They're struggling out there, by the way. It
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  Speaker 1: costs costs so much money. And every time I go
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  Speaker 1: to that office, I feel like I'm in the way.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I feel as you are nowhere to stay,
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  Speaker 1: there's nowhere to go. I feel like a big in
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  Speaker 1: the way guy. And uh, I don't like it, But
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  Speaker 1: I think eventually they'll be opening up this new office.
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  Speaker 7: They're saying next week, Holy fuck, priority shows are going over.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I envisioned it this way. I
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  Speaker 1: envision it like a fucking like a half open dollhouse
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  Speaker 1: diorama where it's just gonna be a basketball court and
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  Speaker 1: like no walls, and all the fucking studios will be
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  Speaker 1: packed up like Hollywood Squares, Like everyone's going to be
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  Speaker 1: on top of each other like lit up. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why I see it like that in my mind.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I see it like. I don't picture.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, like how big is the office? It's
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  Speaker 1: got to be fucking huge. It's got to be like
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  Speaker 1: the set of Hollywood Squares. Probably, yeah, this will be
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  Speaker 1: my guess. Did you ever watch Hollywood Square show?
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  Speaker 4: It?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? What I've never heard of it? How was
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: your frame of reference not exactly the same? What the
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  Speaker 1: fuck that blows my mind? Did you hit any steakhouses
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  Speaker 1: in Chicago? No, dude, I was pretty sick. Damn still
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  Speaker 1: am a little under the weather, but nothing crazy anymore.
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  Speaker 1: So you couldn't go to steakhouses connected dots there for me. No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't go to any steakhouses. All I really did
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  Speaker 1: was went to the office, came home, would sleep for
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  Speaker 1: like three hours, and then go do the shows and
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  Speaker 1: then go home and sleep more. What were you eating?
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  Speaker 1: How are you feeling your temple bad? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: A lot of flatbread pizza Zannies microwave flatbread pizzaikes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that fucking breaks my heart.
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  Speaker 7: I'm pumped to be back in the city though, I know,
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  Speaker 7: very happy to be back.
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  Speaker 1: We should go and get like a team meal, like
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  Speaker 1: how all the other podcasts do? I know? We should? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Where would you want to go?
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  Speaker 7: Ruth, Chris? If you can find me a Ruth's around here,
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  Speaker 7: I would kill for that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we can't go to Ruth's, Chris, Why is that
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  Speaker 1: actually nice or is it? I've been there with you.
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  Speaker 1: I know we've took it for you because we knew
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  Speaker 1: you didn't know the difference between good and bad.
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  Speaker 7: We should go to that fucking place that we went
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  Speaker 7: for my birthday for Charles.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that place is nice. That place is hard to
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  Speaker 1: get a reservation at and talk to some people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who are you to talk to the hostess? Please please,
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  Speaker 1: please please eat this badly. Our camaraderie is low. We
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  Speaker 1: need a team building exercise. You know who needs a
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: team building exercise? Got the fuck up to hear it?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna come it well. Schedule scrimmaging. You get our
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  Speaker 1: confidence back up with your Alverty franchise.
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  Speaker 8: Brother.
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  Speaker 1: Bills almost got smoke last night, Bills Losers. Win's a win,
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  Speaker 1: Win's a win.
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  Speaker 7: We were, honestly, we were just trying to see how
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  Speaker 7: well our defense could hold us up.
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  Speaker 1: Now you have the opposite of the Midas.
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  Speaker 7: That was like that. That game was kind of like
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  Speaker 7: a test. It's like, if Josh Allen does get hurt,
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  Speaker 7: we can still win. Any team you start rooting for
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  Speaker 7: fucking turns to ship. Dude, stay away from the Phillies.
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  Speaker 7: Do me a favor, all right, You know fucking jinks
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  Speaker 7: them in short order.
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  Speaker 1: The Phillies are an absolute frall. As soon as you
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  Speaker 1: started caring about football.
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  Speaker 7: Rice Harper's out for the fucking season hasn't been announced yet.
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  Speaker 7: Elbow fucking turned to dust.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely not. That man is a bionic elbow. He could people,
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  Speaker 1: He could fucking people's elbow the fucking Earth's crust and
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  Speaker 1: it would shatter. That's true, in a tsunami that would
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: engulf the entire globe. A lot of frauds were exposed
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  Speaker 1: this week. Colorado was exposed frauds. Forty nine ers were
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  Speaker 1: exposed frauds Eagles. Frauds isn't even the right word to
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  Speaker 1: use for that. Who's the best team in the league.
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  Speaker 7: The Jets probably, but the.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Jets lost of the fucking uh. The Jets had a
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: slow start, just lost and the Chappens. Yeah, the Lines
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: might be best team in the league. Lines be the Chiefs. Yeah,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: Lines are five and one. The Chiefs lost last night. No,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: the Chiefs played on Thursday. Yeah, they won on Thursday.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Just talking fucking ball. As soon as you saw the
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: NFL will probably start to implode now that you love it. Yeah,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: hopefully everything you touch fucking crumbles. Yeah, like the Holy Grail. Ideally,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: that was pretty much it, though. I just watched a
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: lot of ball yesterday. It's some wings, dry rub, nah hot.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I fucking love a dry hot buff. Yeah, pretty standard.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Some sloppy ones, sloppies, a couple of slobs. It's a
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: slop sloppy wing. I hate a sloppy wing. I think
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: I'm dry rub only now, Yeah, I was much I'm messy.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: I just like a dry rub better, even if it's
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: like a little bit like I just like a little
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: peppered like I don't want to if it dry rub
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: is good.
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: Last time I had a dry rub, I had a
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: cold sore on my mouth, and it fucking just attacked
• 16:38
  Speaker 7: the cold sore. Not a good feeling at all.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: You didn't care, though, But I think that regular hot
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: sauce would have done that too. Yeah. Have you ever
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: worked in a restaurant that makes wings? No, or have
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: you ever made wings at home or anything like that?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Have you ever tossed your own wings? Yeah, it's just
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: like you're making You're mixing butter and hot sauce to
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: make wing sauce. Yeah. It's fucking nasty. Yeah it is.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: It's little gross. It's gross. Dry rub is good. A
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: dry rub is significantly more defined, manly, very manly. Yeah,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: it's like an old West. You go in and fucking
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: getting a shootout and then have some dry, dry red
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: wings or some shit like that. I would kill for
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: some some d rs. I went to fucking Uh did
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: you guys go to fred again? Yeah? You went to Yeah?
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I went on Saturday. Oh shit, team building exercise without me.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I see how it is. We all went to Seventh
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Day or they went Saturday? Right? Are you guys wenting Friday?
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: The day did rain? Yeah? We went in the rain. Friday.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Ship was oh ship. How was the concert? It was?
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: That was cool too. Yeah, we had a co concert
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: in Tennessee. Was its big? That was very cool? That
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: was pretty big. Yeah, it was. I mean it wasn't
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: as big as like we played at a festival. Was
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: the last show before that? It's hard to say. Probably
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: a couple of hundred nice. It wasn't bad. That's awesome. Yeah,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I mean your manager would have had us there eight
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: days in a row, bro a couple hundred heads back
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: to back to back to back to back to back
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: to back. Yeah, he would have fucking wore us out.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: But it was dope to go down there. But the
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: guy was spooking me out. He said he bought this
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: bar in uh like probably like twenty thirty years ago,
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: and for the first four years he couldn't couldn't afford
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: to pay for it. He was sleeping in a hammock
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: and he said, when he bought the building hammock life,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: there were these fucking he said he when he bought
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: the building there there was a serial killer that had
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: deposited fucking like fifty three bodies in like the water
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: heaters at the place. And he said, for like the
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: entire time that he would sleep there in the hammock.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: He would just see chairs go sliding across the room.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: He said it with like a straight face, like just
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: dead ass, and was just like well, like on my way.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: He was like looking up like the hog's breath murders
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that, like it's haunted, extremely haunted.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't believe in that shit. I mean he was.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: This guy had said it so matter of factly that
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I had to I had to have my guard up.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Fucking that's more fine. There's fifty bodies buried in that place.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: He said. They were in like a fucking like cooling
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: tank or some shit like that, that they were stacked
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: in there. That's like the fucking that.
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: Did you rush the documentary about the Cecil hotel where
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: the girl disappeared and then they found her in like
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: the water tank above the hotel.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I did see that. And they
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: have no idea how she got in there. I know
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: what happened. A man raped her and put her in there,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: and put her in there probably realistically, that's definitely what
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: all all murders are related to. Yeah, doing nasty things.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Did you watch that documentary? About the like what the
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: fuck it was? It's like a haunted house where you
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: it's like twenty thousand dollars reward if you can get
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: through the haunted house. No, it's fucking gnarly. They'll like
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: scare the shit out of you. Then he'll let you quit.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: They're like they'll basically have to sign away. We're saying
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: they could like rip your teeth, can touch your head,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: they can fuck you up, they can like try and
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: drown you and shit like that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: That doesn't really sound like a haunted house as more
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: as it sounds just like a fucking like a real
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: escape room.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they like are fully torturing you, but I would
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: think you get to escape, they'll like tie you up
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: or like put you like blindfold you right away. Is
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: this camp be in America? It's in America. Really. It's
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: a guy that goes like state to state, like bending
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: the legality of it, and they'll like outlaw him in
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: one state and he'll go somewhere else. But it's still
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: like live right now. I don't think so. But it's
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: like a twenty seven thousand person waiting list to get
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: on this. People are like dying to get spooked. But
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: everyone's probably like I could get through it. Yeah. Well,
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to wonder, is like, are
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: the people that do that. Are they do they love
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: to be scared and they think that it's like a
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: thrill people who love to go on rides and go
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: do scary movies. Or are they people who think they're
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: such hard asses that they're not going to be phased
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: by anything. It's got to be fifty to fifty. Yeah,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: i'd go like seventy thirty. I bet it's a lot
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: of hard asses who are like that. I don't get scared.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Some of the people were like, I just want to
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: be famous because I guess they put everything on YouTube.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, they just want to be I don't even
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: think that's like getting scared though.
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: That's not like, oh, I'm like popouts in movies really
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: get me jump in. That's like if someone's tying you up.
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: That's not like it's like not I don't think that's
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: like scared as much as that's like legitimate discomfort and
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: physical pain. Yeah right, that's not like ooh, I'm spooked,
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: or people just watch like fifty Shades of Gray.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: They're like tricking themselves into thinking it's kinky. They pop
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: a Viagara before they go through the haunted house.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's going through rock Hard passing around the blue
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: chooes to you and all your friends.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be fucking nuts. They're gonna tie us up
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: and beat the shit out of us. Asking the zombie
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: to sign your pouch of blue chees, sign your tin
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: of blue cheese. That's crazy. Yeah, I could. Where where
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: did you watch this? I think it was on I
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: don't know. I came out after the Frida Again concert
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: the next morning and everybody was just watching it already.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I gotta check that out. I'm about to be done
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: with Yellow Jackets, so I need something new to watch. Yeah,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: enjoy season one while you can, bro I'm on set.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I'm about to finish season two. Oh you are? Yeah?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't watch season two. I couldn't. You still
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: like it? Yeah, it's good.
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: It's just, uh, you know, like based on the first
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: episode that you watch, you're kind of like, oh, this
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: is gonna be a mini series, right, Like the stuff
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: that they show in the first episode still has not happened.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm like eighteen episodes in. Yeah, Like in the
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: opening sequence, all those backs so you think there's cannibalism.
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's no cannibals. Yeah, well there is no you
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: haven't watched the second season.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Oh there is cannibalism. Yeah, but there's still it still
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: is in that like where they're like hunting each other
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: with like booby traps and stuff that that like just
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: kind of started happening. Yeah. I can't. They didn't have
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: my attention for long enough. I love it. I had
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: to go back to the to the algorithm. Yeah. I
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: need to fucking I need to get some serious. I
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: need to sink my fucking teeth into something. Now that
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: football's over. Oh man, now that you have one single loss,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I no, I mean, yeah, what did you guys go
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: last year? Eleven and until you lost? Oh mab was
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: it eleven? I thought it was like eight? And oh
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I think it was eleven. I thought it was eight.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: And on we lost su Washington. I know we lost
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: it Washington though. But we have the Dolphins this week,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: who look fun. That'll be a good game. They look
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: like a jugger.
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: Not yeah, they're good. I mean no matchup for the Bills,
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: but they are good. But the Bills lost the Jets. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: but they beat the they beat the they beat the
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: Dolphins forty.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of parody. Dude, No one goes undefeated
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: last year. The chief spost of the Colts. Yeah, yeah,
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: anything could happen, broke. It's hard to win an NFL game.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I've been saying that it's not easy to win a
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: game in the NFL, no matter who the team is.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: You sank some money into some bets yesterday. Yeah, I
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: lost every single bet. I lost every single bet. That's
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: why you're coming in nasty today because you fucking you
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: have the disbelief in yourself. You're trying to drag someone
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: down with you. You want to hear something that sucks.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about it for too long because
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I know people don't like the betting talk. But I
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: had Takuon Barkley third to score the third touchdown of
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: the game, and they did not. They they they were
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: at the one yard line and they have Taquon Barkley
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: lined up to run it and throw the ball. Why
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: the fuck did you bet someone third touchdown? It was alive.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I bet it in the fourth quarter, like next touchdown
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: will be him? Yeah. I was like, I was like, okay,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: the Bills are.
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: Gonna lose, but I'll hit this bet. I would have
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: rather the bills lost.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: To be fully honest, all were like plus like twenty
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: eight hundred. Fuck, we would have been rich. You would
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: have been paying for our four charles exactly. You would
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: have been paying the man with the gloves to cut
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: the fucking egg. Whatever, the black latex gloves. Why do
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: they got to wear those gloves BDSM, Dude, they watch
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: fifty shades of gray. That feels sexual, the black gloves
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: where they're like grabbing the fucking brisket and like ripping
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: it apart. You know what feels sexual is whenever dudes
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: slice their bacon egg and chie fucking open and.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: Then like pull it apart this like oh, and they're
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: like squeezing it while the eggs like drip down.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like like, dude, just fucking eat the sandwich. Yeah,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: you nasty pervert. No one's ever seen that angle of
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: a sandwich and been like, holy shit, that looks good.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: And it's just like you never know, it's like porn,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: like you're never considering the camera. Man, No, there's like
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: someone like straddling over there. You can't try to do
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: that shot with you yourself, like opening a sandwich with yourself,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: you need both your hands. Yeah, so someone has their
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: balls over your forehead fucking or like hugging you from behind,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: it's fucking foul.
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: I mean, dude, those those never look good, Like the
• 25:28
  Speaker 7: videos of the fucking them cutting open the cheeseburgers and
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: the cheeseburger bunn is like filled with like cheese and
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: then it just starts pouring everywhere.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: It's like, so then how do you eat that with
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: like a fork and knife? Yeah, it's just messy as fuck.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Any type of thing where you have to like cut
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: open an egg and it's gonna just bleed all over,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: that's got to be fork food. That's just like a scramble.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Like you can't have a sandwich that or like some
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: like I got like avocado toast that had like an
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: egg on top of it like that, and it made
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: it impossible to eat. It was just a fucking mess.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: That's criminal. I was at brunch, didn't have it, and
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: it just made me realize that black people do brunch
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: so much better? Will they like party at brunch? Yeah?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the brunches in like Miami, It's
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: it's a rain? How much better Black people do brunch.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not like the white people brunch. Where you
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: go and you sit down, you're like, I guess I'll
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: do a mimosa.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like so hungover, wearing like a hoodie, like
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: talking about like the person you didn't mean to have
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: sex with last night.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: Black dudes like Papamali before brunch. Yeah, like in a
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: full orange suit.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: They have like a fucking wide brim Balenciaga had on
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that, and like do entrances. It's crazy.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Black people are so much better at brunch. Yeah, where
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: did you go? Like some shit stupid restaurant in my
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: neighborhood that was serving Australian food. Meanwhile, there's like black
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: people standing at the top of a limousine going past
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: like all their white it looked like a keen crazy.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: There's so much better. I've been seeing those videos online.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Step out and they have like see through sunglasses and
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: like a Stacey Adams like tailored suit. Yeah, all of
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: their brunches have live DJs. Yeah, it looks so fun.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: It's like people white people come hung over to brunch.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Black people like don't drink for a couple of nights
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: before they save air for the brunch. Yeah to Lock, Well,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: that's how like what Za and Danny did. Yeah, wheelbarrowed
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: out in a ton of like a bunch of cas
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: there's probably like fifty to fifty rafts going on. They're
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: like sucking down like lobster tails and shit. White people
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: brunches going to like a Jewish diner and like a
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: fucking drugged out fry cooks flipping a greasy ass omelet.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: White people are so much better at brunch. I've never
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: been a big brunch Black people are so much better
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: at brunch. Yeah, white people are better at changing the
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: batteries of their smoke detectors. That's true, but it is
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: a good one. We got that on Lock. But black
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: people are better at brunch. You're not a brunch guy, No,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: I've never really been a brunch guy. I mean I've
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: always been kind of just wake up, order some fucking slop,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: power it down. I like going out for my slop.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: But I like a trash diner, Like I'm like a
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: cool like a shitty one, not like an elevated Guy
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Fieri diner that has like Holland Daine sauce and like
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: an eggs benedict with like some crazy fish or something
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: like that. I want to sloppy ass.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: I need two eggs, two links, two slices of toast patties.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I think I'm links over patties too. Definitely links over patties.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: What about for a sandwich? Definitely patties. Bro come on now.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: But sometimes they'll slice two links and a sandwich and
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: make them make them flap. I don't hate that. It's
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: kind of nice. You prefer like a snappy Italian sausage,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: or like a breakfast sausage, like a Jimmy Dean, like
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: a brown one that looks like a the brown Ones,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Brown Ones. Yeah I got. I got sausages this weekend.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: We went out to breakfast, and uh, I got fucking
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: they got the snappy ones. I don't like the snap.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I love sausage. Yeah, me too, It's so good.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: I've actually kind of recently become more of a sausage
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: over bacon guy.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Same, Yeah I am too. There's just such a fire outside. Yeah,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: bacon can suck. Sometimes everybody of bacon isn't as good
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: as I just a spice of the sausage and it is.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: How it's like hurdling you towards death. You think bacon's unhealthy?
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, Sausage those breakfast sausages that like you're like
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: my mom would like microwave at home are like I
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: think they're literally the worst thing you can put in
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: your body. Like over like cigarettes, they will stop your heart,
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: they will like clog all your arteries, and then whatever
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: your microwave in the radiation.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: It's like a little extra, little extra treat for you.
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think like sausages and hot dogs are like
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: the worst thing you can put in your body. Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: and like turkey cold cuts, I know all of that
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: shit is so bad for you, so heavily processed.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean obviously, I'm like everybody else. For fucking decades,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I was eating turkey as my healthy voice. Yeah, and
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: now it's like, I mean, turkey sandwiches are there's nothing
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: good in them.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Now they're really bad for you. There's nothing redeem me.
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: But they still I still feel like they have to
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: be better than like, I don't know, a burger. Yeah,
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: a bacon, egg and cheese. Now, bacon and cheese is healthy.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: I don't care what anyone says. That's a good meal.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Getting a bacon, egg and cheese during the week is
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: like one of the fattest, grossest things you could do,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: all right, I like that's like how I start most
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: of my days. Yeah, it's so gross. What do you
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: have for breakfast?
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: You don't even eat breakfast exact fucking piss water exactly,
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: and you call it a day exactly. That's crazy, that's
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: like what that's We were raised to believe that that
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: is what you should have for breakfast every day.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It's a bacon, egg and j And that was like
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Kellogg being like, we're gonna kill the kids.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: No, Kellogg was like, here, eat our fucking fruit soup
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: or our sugar suit soup.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: They were like part of this complete breakfast and it'd
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: be like thirty two ounces of orange juice one hundred
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: and twenty grands a year.
• 30:53
  Speaker 7: It really is like it'd be like once of a ways,
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: But what are you supposed to have? Like granola and yogurt?
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Not even granola, You're supposed to have like fucking like
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: some fruit, yeah, like diced fruit and like Greek yogurt
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: or some shit. Yeah, so pretty much exactly what I
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: just said, just minus the granola. Yeah, well, granola's all sugar.
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: No, Granola's not bad for you, or like oats I
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: got bad, or like oats playing steel cut oats.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: But granola in and of itself covered and sure everything,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: everything you have, anything you want to enjoy in your
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: life is going to be fucking you. Is this just
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: in America?
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: Because I saw a video of the day of some
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: girl being like I ate ten times more when I
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: was in Italy and I lost.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Weight, well because they were walking everywhere. Yeah. True, everybody
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: loves to say that coming back from Italy. Yeah, fucking frauds,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: fucking idiot, fraud poverty country. I love that phrase, dude,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: poverty country, poverty franchise. So funny. Lenny Balls was talking
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: all last week how he doesn't want to go to Italy.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: He like thinks it's trash. Dude.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: Glennie would be like a king in Italy, I know,
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: big guy like him.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: He'd have like two It would be like in the
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: White Lotus. He'd have two like prostitutes feeding in sausage. Yeah,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: like they would be fucking loving him. Isn't he like
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Sopranos as a personality. Yeah, And he's like, I'd rather
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: go to the Scandinavian countries. Why Italy is awesome. I
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: don't know who wouldn't want to go to Italy exactly.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: It's like the one best country that everybody can agree on.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: They just mind their own business.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: Fucking They don't like despise the tourists as much as
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: other countries do.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: France. France, France like wants to murder the tourists. Yeah,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I might go. Uh, there's no way I'm going to France.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: I can't go to Paris. I'm not going to go
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: to Paris subject myself to that.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's mid Paris with poverty city, poverty city big time.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I mean, well, the people who live
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: there today would be like it's all overrun by like
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: tourists and immigrants. Oh yeah, well what can you do
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: about that? Yeah? I'm pro immigrant. Are you suing open borders?
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Wait till I bust a fucking ton of immigrants and
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: drop him in your little fucking the West Village apartment.
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: Hope we don't let him in there. We like to
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: keep it and we like to keep it pure.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: I'm greyhound full of shot in West Village Panamanians and
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: drop them off at your fucking West Village department. I
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: would be fine like that. No, you know you wouldn't.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: I would all of them playing high line in the streets,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: all of them playing stick baseball in the streets like
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: it's the nineteen forties. As long as they're just having
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: a good time playing, doesn't bother me. No, dude, you
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: wouldn't like it. How did you? Uh? Did you have
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a good day of rage? What do you mean the
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: day of g hod did you settle brad Oh on Friday? Yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I would seat one a of them. I'm still coming down.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I was fucking I was gearing myself up one a yo. Yeah,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: that's you gotta be ready to brawl. Yeah, Oh I
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: was ready to square off. Yeah. I was like, I
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: need to sacrifice my entire body.
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: Probably not the best idea for the gi hottist to
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: announce their day of jihad, right, I feel like that's
• 33:47
  Speaker 7: kind of something you'd want to keep like low key,
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: like maybe keep that in the group chat, not like
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: go into Times Square and be like, tomorrow is going
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: to be fucking crazy.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Oh wait till tomorrow. I wasn't.
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: Someone said in New York that every single cop had
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: to wear their uniform that day.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: At the airport the fucking trucks that they had there.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, when did you fly on Friday out of LaGuardia. Yeah,
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: Friday morning was The line to get into security wasn't bad.
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: The line after you had put your bag through the machine.
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: Were you waiting there for like forty minutes?
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I get to the I get to
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the airport as my ship is bored me too. It
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: didn't take me any four dude. They scanned every single
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: bag for like ten minutes and then searched them. Really,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: they searched my back. It was nothing in the back.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: They probably it's like a sweet spot that like, uh,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: jihad has to happen in like the mid morning. Yeah,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: try afternoon, like there's still jet lag super in the
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: early in the morning. It's like there.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the time zones fucked those guys. That's why Not
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: eleven happened so early, because it was fucking like six
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: pm at their time.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're finally ready wait for the orders. They had
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: to wait for everyone to wake up back home to
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: fucking give them the AOK to fucking due.
• 34:59
  Speaker 7: My mom was tech seeming like crazy, just being like
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: I'm so happy you're not in the city, right Now,
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: I don't really think West Village is going to be
• 35:06
  Speaker 7: a hot spot for the hottests are going to be
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: blowing up the fucking three story Jack's wife.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Freedom. They hate our freedom, Yeah, they hate our freedom
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: at redline, our freedom to have shitty cover bands until Yeah,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: it's fun. People in this office were like on Friday
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: or like I'm not coming, they were like bugging out. Yeah,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going, I'm going to I'm getting out of town hubs.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: They were like they're like bugging out. Yeah, They're like,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: fucking it's gonna be bad. Well, because the problem is
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: it's fucked up.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: But there is a part in everyone where they're like
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: a little excited, you know what I mean, Like the
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: suspense is a little exciting because I know it sounds
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: weird to say, but I think everyone has that deep down. Well,
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: why do you think it's like the equivalent of like
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: they're being a blizzard like one day before school and
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: you're like, oh my god, what's gonna are we gonna
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: have to stay in our apartments again.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: You're checking the bottom line of the news, any news. Yeah,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: you're checking New York City, going to latest on Twitter
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: because the chances are it's not going to happen to you.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Happened somewhere else in the city. And the people who
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: were here in New York on nine to eleven, like
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: it was like enviable to have a story about. Oh yeah,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: that's why so many people lie about it. Yeah. The
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: guy from the league, Steve Rasna, he was in the towers. Yeah,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: it's like because it was such a good story. It
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: was like so much social currency to lie about September
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: eleventh and have some good shit happened. Yeah, just spook everybody.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: There's nothing.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: There hasn't been any stories since then, like any good ones,
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: Like they tried to do it with the Boston Marathon,
• 36:42
  Speaker 7: but those stories were asked, no one cared.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: And January sixth, we all have to lie about where
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: we were exactly. Yeah. I can't even tell the truth
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: all those people, Like dude, there's like videos of people
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: going through uh, like Nancy Pelosi's desk, and I didn't
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: realize they were like going in her like taking her
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: hard drives. Yeah like that, like they were downloading everything
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: off of her computers. It's so funny that just like
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: all these like Florida citizens were coming up thinking that
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: they were about to commence. Part of me does feel
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: a little bad for those guys because it's kind of
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: like one of those situations where you do something and
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: you're like you're not really thinking like this is gonna
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: be a problem at all. It's like they're out for school.
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they're probably like this is like hilarious, Like we're
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: just fucking up and that we're just fucking around in
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: the capital, And next thing you know, they're like boarding
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: their plane to go back home after a fucking relaxing
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: vacation and TSA is like, you're a registered terrorist, this
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: is twenty eight years.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: You're going to jail for life. What the fuck? Because
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: they were probably in there being like they can't rest
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: all of us, Yeah exactly. Are they gonna get all
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: of us? Yeah, it's like, all right, guys, get the
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: heck out of here.
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: It's like when you see someone speeding and you're speeding too,
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: and you're like, well, they're not gonna pull us both over.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: We're like a bunch of motorcycles driving together. Yeah, it's
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: like maybe they'll catch one. Yeah, they're not gonna catch everybody.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna run everybody's license plates.
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: Little do they know heavily documenting the entire thing did
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: not end up being a good idea in.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: The most like filmed sanctuary of government. It like hired
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: freelance video guys. Did the freelance video guys get arrested too? Yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: they're good, I doubt it journalists. But if you went
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: in the building as a journalist, are you good to go?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Probably if they handed their tape over. Yeah, I feel
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: like these are all the guys. They've made a plea
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: deal or something like that. I would assume.
• 38:26
  Speaker 9: So.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Damn it makes you wish you were in there. But
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: nobody can tell the stories. Nobody's like, Oh, this fucking
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: awesome thing happened. No, that's gotta be a bummer to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: be one of the guys that went and didn't get caught.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: He's probably got a bar all the time. Just shit face,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: just be like, I gotta tell you a good story
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: for you. He's in Tampa, and then he has to
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: end it every time like, no, I'm just fucking around,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: or maybe I didn't. Yeah that never happened, or maybe
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I did, or maybe I didn't. Yeah, one of those
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: dudes definitely blew a load in the fucking capitol. Someone
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: definitely like goofily jacked from the Capitol.
• 39:00
  Speaker 7: Someone probably got in there and had like nervous diarrhea
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: and had to instantly just be like, where's the bathroom
• 39:04
  Speaker 7: at I'm gonna shit my pants.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Someone ship or come to themselves at the at during
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: that time. Yeah, it's one hundred percent fact someone had
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: a little bit of an ear of a blue yoda.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: They were fucking tripping their balls off concert. They unknowingly
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: pissed themselves.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: Oh man, I'm surprised they're not storming like any other
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: buildings at all, Like there's never there hasn't really been
• 39:29
  Speaker 7: any storming since then.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Because they didn't know it was that bad. I thought
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: there would be an optic since then. No, because everyone
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: got so much trouble, they made an example out of everybody. Yeah,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: it sucks. It's the tightest the country's ever been. I know.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: That was a good day.
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: So that like no one really or that one person died,
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: and but it was like that was like an exciting day.
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: Everyone in here was watching the news and you're like,
• 39:51
  Speaker 7: holy shit, they're really in the Capitol.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. It gave you the right to be funny. Yeah, exactly,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: that was your first day being funny at bars. Yeah,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: you get to crack jokes. Everyone had waited for so long. Yeah,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: dumb numbies. Actually you were the first person to joke
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: that day.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, people got mad at me because people wanted it
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: to be something that it wasn't. It really was not
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: that big of a deal. Like, I know, like we
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: lie and are like that was worse than Pearl Harbor?
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: Isn't that what Kamahamala Harris said. She was like it
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: was nine to eleven Pearl Harbor and in January sixth,
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: It's like no, not even close.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane. Yeah, because they wanted to be the
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: same thing with like the Day of like Jihad.
• 40:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, everybody like wanted it to be that so bad.
• 40:35
  Speaker 7: The Day of Jihad might go down as the worst
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: day of all time for jihadists. I mean, talk about
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: a poverty franchise. They were exposed. Jihadism was exposed.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Those boys god's looking shaky. Yeah yeah, I don't know
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: what happened to the jihattist, but it used to mean something. Yeah,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: that was like they used terror, They used to really
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: inspired terror. Yeah, now we're at them.
• 41:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean they became a meme on Twitter. It's
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: because people shut that shit down.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: It's because I mean, as soon as the Patriot Act
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: got kicked in, like there's nobody that has an even
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: a threat of jiha. That's not like being so heavily washed.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Like there's probably someone in their own family, like they're
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: married to a special age. Yeah. Yeahthing, isn't it crazy?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: How like so much a spycraft through all of history
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: was just like women fucking powerful dudes and getting the
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: information out of them. Yeah, it's really I think that
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: that's like almost how all of like spying got done
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: is like either a woman fucked a powerful guy and
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: got the information out of him, or a man sent
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: a woman to fuck a guy and then blackmailed him
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: with the information unless the guy wound up being gay,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: in which you just send a man to fuck him. Yeah,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: and then you got like double blackmail. You're like, oh,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: you're a terrorist ender gay. That's crazy. That's a politician.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: That's two things. Yeah, yeah, which is fucking equally bad.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: What's the difference, obviously, truth, what's the difference between a
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: terrorist and a fucking politician? Same ship, man, I honestly
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: trusted terrorists more at least they're they're upfront with what
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: they're saying. At least they'll be honest about it. Actually,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: the day of jihad, when you're facing a loaded gun,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: what's the difference that's from the departed.
• 42:22
  Speaker 9: One of the fucking uh One of the NFL players
• 42:27
  Speaker 9: this past week, I think tweeted out like lines don't
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: concern themselves with opinions of sheep.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Oh really, that's a good one. Not even it was
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: like somebody on I think receiver. No, it's like an
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: O lineman on the Giant really, yeah, O lineman shouldnt
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: even be allowed to tweet. Twitter is strictly for the
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: wide receivers. They're supposed to be the intelligent ones. Yeah,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: oh liman I was supposed to be like nuclear physicists
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: who like are just like beefy and they just had
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: to get it out of their system.
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, no tweets more than wide receivers. All those
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: dudes do is tweet. They're tweeting like during halftime.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's the dumbest shit, and it's like ship
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: that doesn't even it's not even like it doesn't even
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: make sense. It's just like a cryptic. It's like they
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: thought of War. Yeah. Yeah, it's like fifty Laws of Power. Yeah,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: mixed with a T shirt you'd buy on the boardwalk. Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: Wide receivers tweet the same way that like all those
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: like TikTok dudes used to tweet.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: They'll see dot dot Stefan Diggs. Yeah yeah, it is
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: like Soundclub. It's crazy.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: We're just like mildly cryptic ship. It's all cryptic, like
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the hand with the knife conceals the hall. Oh man,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: the eagle descends at midnight, but the rat will be exposed.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck are you talking? You were
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: already stupid, now you're I don't want to hear it. Brother,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: man man, oh man. Where are you going this weekend? Nowhere?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I'm in the city, are you yeah? Are you in
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: the city? Team bonding? Yeah, team bonding. We should we
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: kick it to an head. Yea, let's kick it to
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: an head, all right. Happy to be back from that
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: fucking advertisement. Where are you at this weekend? I don't know.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get out of town. Yeah, but I
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: also have this like nagging thing in the back of
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: my mind that I don't deserve anything, you know what,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, why is this as probably have you ever
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: got that feeling? Yeah? Or you just like feel like
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: you don't deserve anything? Bro? Is this all because of
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: the birds? Probably? Dude, what about the Phillies? They're doing well,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: they're doing great. Yeah, but you just kind of know
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna end how you wanted to. It never
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: does it, never ever does.
• 44:48
  Speaker 7: You should try being from Boston, Massachusetts. Yeah, ruins are
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: unbelievable again this year.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Are they? Yeah? Now, you can't root for the Celtics
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: this year. I'm not gonna be a Celtics man. You can't, Tyler,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: you can't either. Honestly, I don't really give a slap
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: in the face to Papa the face your coworkers. I
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: wish they tied in the preseason type no less of that, No, no, no, yeah,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: your dad, Sasa's dad wouldn't like that one bit.
• 45:16
  Speaker 7: My dad is a big Celtics man, but he doesn't
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: like I just hated ties. He does hate ties. He says,
• 45:21
  Speaker 7: did you win? And you go now and he goes, well,
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: then you lost.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's true, and so that you're basically rooting for losses.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: He's in the Lakers last year. It's fucked. This is
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: absolutely fucked. I can't condone this, but sports are destroying
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: your life. I know. Maybe you just got to turn
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: them off. I would not being a fan. Maybe I should. Honestly,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I need a I need a whole other thing I
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: need to get into, like woodwork or some shit that
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: would be fun. I need to like drawing. Maybe you
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: could just start drawing. I met an illustrator this weekend
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: and the guy was like, I don't have a fucking
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: ounce of god given talent in my body. He was
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: our cab driver in Tennessee and then he's positive conversation. No.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Then he showed me his fucking his work and it
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: was the best illustrations I've ever seen. It was like
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Busty Vixen's of World War Two, and it was just
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: like hot women from like Germany and France, like going
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: to kill Nazis. It was the sickest illustrations I've ever
• 46:16
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• 49:51
  Speaker 1: the next day there's like a fucking line around the
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  Speaker 7: That is like a hack. That's like the the like
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  Speaker 7: you're never done. Like it's like you always still have
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  Speaker 7: a chance of doing what you want to do if
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  Speaker 7: and I think that that's just change your life. Make
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  Speaker 1: Time online because a lot of times got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of sympathy fans Like those stores look like they suck, yeah,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: because they probably do. There's a reason that no one
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  Speaker 1: goes to them, right like this, there's nothing on the shelves.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: It's poorly marketed. They just have like stacks of like
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: sponges and like fucking baking powder and shit like that.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Like no one comes to my store. It's like we
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: have enough sponges, dude. It's not trying to sounding fucking
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: sponges so literally, it's like someone who decided halfway through
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  Speaker 1: their life that they wanted to quit their job and
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: start making sponges from hand. Like this is what I've
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: always wanted to do. It's a dream of mine. I'm
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: starting a sponge company, and I think it's going to
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  Speaker 1: blow up.
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  Speaker 7: Me and my dad used to make jokes about that
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: when we were when I was young and we would
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  Speaker 7: drive to go play hockey and we'd pass all these
• 50:50
  Speaker 7: like because there's just like thousands of coffee shops everywhere,
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: and most of them they're a single person has not
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  Speaker 7: been in there in twenty years.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: And we're like, how do you think that? How do
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  Speaker 1: you think that starts? Because people are like, we have
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  Speaker 7: Yes, but it's got to be a dude who's like
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: having a midlife crisis and he's like, honey, I quit
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: my job. I'm gonna open up fucking yeah, mug Shots,
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: and uh, we couldn't really get a good space, so
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  Speaker 7: it's in the side of a fucking garage.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: But it'll be like rustic and cool. Yeah, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: I want to It won't have a strain on our marriage.
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  Speaker 1: An hot ass baristas, like a bunch of hot ass, disinterested,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: underqualified baristas who have like nipple piercings and like books.
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  Speaker 1: It won't have a strain on our marriage. I'm gonna
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: pay them all way too much. You'll actually have to
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  Speaker 1: get another job supporting us now but you can't work
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  Speaker 1: at the coffee shop because it's not how I want
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: to represent myself in my midlife crisis. It's record player guys. Honestly,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: you got to be fucking careful. It's record player Bob
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Dylan guys that wind up like, oh yeah, big time.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: It definitely is. It's like they have two like shitty
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: old scones like, yeah, we're a bakery too, No you're not, dude.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: This shit sucks.
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: Bakeries go out of business a lot. And is it
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: so no one's dude, No one's eating fresh bread anymore. Yeah,
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: the hell's going on.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: But then again, I go to fucking Italy, I fucking
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: eat nothing. All I eat is fresh bread, and I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: lose one hundred pounds exactly. They got fucking ozempic and
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  Speaker 1: the bread over there, I know, Oh oh oh, ozempe auto.
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  Speaker 1: They said that they're about to come out with something
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: way stronger than ozempic. Really, yeah, because I'm trying to
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• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Adderall it's bullshit now because they're like there's so many
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: ads on television trying to really spook you about cocaine. Really,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of those. Well, I mean, where
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: are you seeing these ads on like broadcast television. It'll
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: be like during the football game. Really, fentanyl is in everything.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Like all of my ads on football are AI ads?
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Like for what kind of I don't know.
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: It's just Matthew McConaughey being like A is going to
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: take over the world, Ati bro really.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: The best way possible. You haven't seen these, No, no
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: one does. But he just stopped doing movies, huh. And
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: he's just all he does is like Lincoln ads ais Yeah,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Texas games. When did he do When was the last time? Well,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: he's trying to like run for like governor, isn't he
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: or like mayor? Some shit?
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: I thought he was like trying to get involved in politics.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: I might be out on McConaughey.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: No, I don't say that. I think I am.
• 53:28
  Speaker 7: That's crazy. You got to rewatch fucking Dallas Buyer's Club.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Never watched Dallas Buyer's Club. Oh that's a great movie.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Didn't like him in uh uh oh what was that?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Barely he's in there for like five minutes and he's
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: still in his Dallas Buyers Club. Body looks like shit,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: you should watch as body Lincoln Lawyers. I guess that
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: was all right, but that was back in the day.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: That's like giving mud, that's like giving Justin Timberlay credit
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: for future Sex Love Sounds. I've never seen that. You
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: never first off, it's an album. Oh but it was
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: an HBO concert series, best concience series of all time.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: This is like two thousand and eight. Like, I'm not
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: about to be sucking him off for some shit he
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: did in O eight. I love McConaughey, Well, you can
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: fucking go down with the ship then come out on YouTube.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Then oh Interstellar, interstellar phenomenal. They could have plugged in
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: anybody in that role. Dude, system quarterback, Yeah, system quarterback. Honestly,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: they probably wish they had Matt Damon. Dude, Matt Damon,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: and the were not acting like yourself. Man, what's going on?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: This is?
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: This feels like this is coming from somewhere deeper five
• 54:35
  Speaker 7: and this is all from the Eagles losing. I admire it,
• 54:38
  Speaker 7: do I wish I cared about like I like football,
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: but not to the point where I'd be like sad
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: the next day, like I'd be sad. You don't got
• 54:48
  Speaker 7: to take it out on McConaughey. Dude, he didn't do
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: anything wrong.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: What is he? A Cowboys fan? McConaughey should have should
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: have died in Dallas, b ro No, no, no, not
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Maddy Mack. I love his commercials. Come easy. Oh man,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: is uh is the AI commerci It's probably not even him.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: It's probably an AI up it is. You're right, and
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: they probably just use his likeness. He probably agreed to
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: cross the picket line at the writer's strike or whatever, like, listen,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: we'll fucking screw everybody else with AI.
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they really hopped back on the fucking that shit.
• 55:23
  Speaker 7: They revamped fast, like the strike ended in SNL and
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: all the daily shows came out like the next day.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: That strike was good for the top percentage of all writers,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Oh so good. And it sucks for every other person
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: that wants to be a writer, everybody who buys Netflix,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: everybody that consumes movies. That shit, yeah, that shit.
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: I mean Jimmy Fallon probably got the most drunk anyone's
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: ever gotten. Oh my, I'm six months straight, just fucking
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: like can't stand drunk.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just like throwing himself downstairways, just like
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: breaking it into like the random businesses and like singing song.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like breaking into piano stores and like trying
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: to like sing a fucking do a Bob Dylan fucking impression. Yeah,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: out as it feel. It feels like it's nine am
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: on a Jimmy. That's probably why they ended the strike.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Jimmy is gonna die. Have you seen Jimmy Fallon's eyes
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: there yellow and jonics His liver's failing right in front
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: of us. We need him to get to work. Oh man,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: classic Jimmy do Atlantis. More set, Jimmy do the troll song.
• 56:32
  Speaker 7: May It was because they came out with that podcast
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: and they were like, yeah, this is this is bad, right,
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: leave it, leave it to the pros, all right, Yeah,
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: come on, Podcasts are not off for a list.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: Just because you're fucking little TV shows failing f list
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• 57:00
  Speaker 1: something about these birds? Are you?
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: I think I think the problem is I think you're
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: upset about the Jets loss, which I get it. Who
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: wouldn't be. I mean the Patriots could never lose to
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: the Jets. That would never happen. One win all season
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: they beat the Jets.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: But I feel like you're I think this is coming
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: from a place of anxiety where you're worried about the
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: Dolphins game as well.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Next week. Dolphins are putting up like seventy points a game.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: They are unbelievable. We can't stop anybody. Yeah, can't stop
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: a nosebleed. Yeah, I don't know, man, what do you
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: think is gonna happen? I don't know. I think I'm
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: gonna get into community service, go to a soup kitchen
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: or somebody like that, start giving back. Yeah, I'm gonna
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: film myself giving sandwiches to homeless people. What are you
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: gonna do for that game? I think I'm gonna go
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: to like the fucking like little Sisters of the Poor.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Fuck it, Oh, you're not even gonna watch. I'm gonna volunteer.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: You're just gonna have to distract yourself with the volunteering
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: for homeless people. I'm gonna like give like like star
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: foam containers of food to homeless people and then when
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: they look inside and be like what is this? Like?
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I don't like this. I'm gonna freak the fuck out
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: of down and like spaz out go birds.
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: Maybe you should go down. Where are they playing it? Uh, Miami,
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: are you gonna go down?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I actually know it's in Philly. Are you gonna go? No?
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Why I don't want to. I would go, I'll go
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: with you. No, I think I want to leave the
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: country this week.
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: Going this is crazy. You got to get you out
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: of this rut. I'm just gonna go out of the
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: country for this is the most deppressed I've ever seen you.
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: This is worse than when the fucking Phillies and the
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: Eagles both lost in the the finals last year.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. You have had a rough year.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: I know this is terrible, but the Eagles are still
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: like the one of the best teams. Like they're at
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: least top ten. It's not what you were saying earlier. No,
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: I mean they're frauds and they're poverty franchise. But I
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: would say they're like, if they're not top ten, they're
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: top fifteen teams in the league right now, so top half.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's love. They're like right around where the
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Patriots are. Yeah, they're close. I mean, see the power
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: rankings of your of all your favorite teams. Favorite teams
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: are best teams of all your best favorite teams.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: My best favorite teams? All right, best teams in the NFL?
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: Right now, Bill's number one?
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: What about your Dolphins? Well I haven't finished. Okay, so
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Bill's over Dolphins.
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean the Bills beat the Dolphins forty eight
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: to coffee copy, I would go Bills, Dolphins, Jets, Patriots,
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: Patriots beat the Jets.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the Jets beat the Eagles. Okay, wait, all
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: your favorite teams are in the AFC East. No, this
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: is These are not my favorite teams. These are the
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: best favorite These are the best teams in your best
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: out right now, I'm ranking the best teams in the NFL. Okay,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: so all the best teams are in the AFC East.
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: Got it?
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Come Yeah, okay, Bills, I'm gonna redo it. Bill's Jets.
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: So we lost to the second best team in the league. Yeah,
• 59:58
  Speaker 7: so that's why I'm say you shouldn't be that upset.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Is it poverty or no, it's poverty. Should be straight, doc,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: All right, best scenes in the NFL.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: But the Jets were the worst team in the NFL
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: until this week, right, and now they're now they're number two. Right,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: So Bills are the best team in the NFL. Jets
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: are number two.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: There's beauty in this struggle, lanness in this success.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: Patriots are definitely not number three, probably number four, Dolphins, Patriots, Cleveland, Bengals, Chiefs,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: forty nine, Ers, Eagles. So tenth yeah, tenth yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: and then maybe Raiders.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, I like my top ten that list. Yeah, it's
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: not a bad list. I like that list. Yeah, that's
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: a list of someone who really knows.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: Top five for college, top five for college. Shit, I
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: don't watch a lot of college. Stanford number one one.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: That was huge. That was back in the Bachmeyer family. Yeah. Uh,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Alabama worldside Penn State, Okay, huge, huge game this weekend
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: against the hot State. Hey, we can all get together
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: on that one as the team building team bonding exercise.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Ms U Mississippi State, Michigan State, Michigan State for sure,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Michigan Ole, miss Providence. You like Georgia at all? No
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Georgia's trash, frauds like UVA, Oklahoma, Florida State. No trash
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: and then poverty. Okay, So the buffs are still like
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: top buffs are still in it. Oh, actually, can we
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: What did I say was number one? Stanford? Stanford?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Stanford? Can we put Oregon in front of that?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: We already and then take Colorado off?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you can throw TCU.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: Somewhere in there as well. You can fuck around with it.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: Does you any team that beat Colorado? Put them in
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: the top three and then can you just see them
• 1:02:11
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• 1:02:15
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• 1:02:20
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• 1:02:21
  Speaker 7: What is the ad that I keep on seeing about
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: the new Philly cheese steak?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: And it just looks fucking terrible? Is that what it is?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Pizza now? And that ship looks grim? Dude, dude, dude,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: those are all of Thezza.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: Unless they want to advertise that ship looks I think
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: it's Arby's. I think they might have made an ad
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: for a cheese steak and it literally looks like someone
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 7: took a pack of jack Links beef jerky and chopped
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: it up and threw it into it in between bread
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: and they're like they're this done? It out Arby's fucking disgusting.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: Arby's just fucking discussing you. You said, bacon, egg and
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: cheeses is an ultimate fat move. If you've ever been
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: to an Arby's by choice, and if there was something
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: else within five hundred miles of there and you still
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: chose Arby's, that's like you even thought about pulling into
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: pulling into it Arby's unless you have like explosive diarrhea
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: and you're like, yeah, yeah, sure, I'll buy something if
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: you let me use the bathroom.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: That's the only way that it's okay. Otherwise, if you're
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: going to Rby's, you had some type of like traumatic
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: brain injury, as it something happened bad as a child. No,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: like either either like physical something went to or through
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: your brain, or you were like you have a repressed
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: memory of abuse or something like that that you're trying
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: to cover up.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: Like your dad threw you down the stairs, and then
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: you went and told your mom and then she also
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: threw you down the stairs, Like why are you snitching
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: on your dad? Those are for that's what together. That's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: who goes to Arby's. Arby's the beef, So the beef
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: is gross.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: There.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: The fucking rolls are gross there, dude, every Jesus gross there.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Everything is gross there. And I haven't been there in
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: over fifteen years. I've never been, and you still know
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: it's gross. Dude.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: Anyone who who saw the ad for the meat Mountain
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: and was like, I got to go pick one of these.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Ups that, Yeah, let me get my hands on the
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: fucking meat Mountain. Yeah, it's only acceptable as if you're
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: trying to accelerate death. If it's like you've you've like
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: signed away your life to a physician assistant suicide and
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: you want doctor Kavorkian to fucking kill you, and you
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: want to make it a little bit easier on him. Dude,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: going to get fast food and getting ham, like that's
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: what you chose, Getting ham, damn near ever is disgusting.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Or like baloney, It's crazy that people will just like,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: let me get a double balooney that grown adults with
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: access to all meat is so ross, dude. The fact
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: that there's that like ring around the blooney is so nasty.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: The fact that you can literally just go and buy
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: just a sphere of baloney, like a nuclear weapon of boloney,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: like a warhead of boloney. It's so fucking gross. It's nasty,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: like pimento stuff. It just shows that, like any good
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: will that was built up in like the nineteen forties
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: when like we just won World War Two is like
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: equally taken away by the fucking stupid shit that they
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: were eating. Yeah, because that's all that it all spans
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: from then. They were like, let's all have a fucking
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: roasted ham. Yeah, we're like a fucking let's have turkey.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: We're like fucking the stupidest, the stupidest fucking meals. I'm
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: out on turkey for Thanksgiving big time. Really. Yeah, that's
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: not like the process turkey. That's the good turkey, I know,
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: but I still it's like not the ideal meal. Steak
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: is yeah, yeah, come on now, but no one does it.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: It should be, dude, if you're gonna ball out on
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: a feast, it should be steak.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: No one wants to. And if the Pilgrims had had steak,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: they would be eating it, yeah, dud, they would not
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: have eaten turkey. It's dry as hell.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: All the dark pieces have to go to the fucking
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: older people that are like more respected in the family.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I U see it. Fucking yelled at if I
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: would take the dark pieces, really, Grandpa, that's Grandpa's piece,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: it'd be like two fucking wings and you'd be like
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: ten years old. Week I'm gonna have one of the wings.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: We know you're fucking cannot We're gonna give you some
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: of this chalk, Absolutely not, we're gonna give you some
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: of this just the driest, crumbliest, nothing nastier than Honestly,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: I'd rather have a ro tissary chicken, personal rod tissries.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Personal ro tissaries be fun. That does sound way nice.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I'll be bomb that does sound way nicer. Wey b
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: all have some Halloween candy to cheer my ass up,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: but like what like the fucking uh no candy corn?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Of course not. We're really hitting all the bars to
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: on major topics today. I know. We're just a little
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: gift for the fucking social team. Yeah, candy corn is
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: so overrated? Can we talk about candy corn? Underrated or overrated?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Super overrated?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 7: Candy corn is a poverty candy exposed. Mid Candy corn
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 7: and Hershey's Bars are having a mid.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Off, which will Farrell movies, God, oh man, oh my god,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: you know who's killing it is, uhlicual. I don't even
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: want to say who. I want to keep it negative.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Say do tell do tell No, no, keep it positive, dude, No, no, no,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I want to keep it negative.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: Oh, come on, tell me. We'll cut it out. We'll
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: cut it out, We'll cut it out.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Uh. All the followers of Jesus Christ, everybody who's giving
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: up their their fucking there's Sundays to the Lord and
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Savior Jesus Christ. It's maybe what I need a little
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: bit of a church, a little bit of.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: Wait, I'm really lost. Where is this coming from? That's
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: who's killing it right now?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: No, I just don't want to say who's actually killing it?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Who someone here? No, no, no, no, I don't know who.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Tell me who? Large is killing it? Large? Yeah? Do
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: you see him DJing at Alabama now? He seemed like
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: he was having a blast. Well.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: Large is like the ultimate good times guy. I've never
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: seen him in a bad mood.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is always having fun having steak. He's like
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: living well he is. He's like Ron Swanson. He's just
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: like overloading his uh like the good responses. He just
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: to each like each steak smokes the grins, whiskey, drinks whiskey,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: drinks wine, has rich shit in his life, goes and
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: hangs out with college kids just as a fucking blast.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: Maybe that's what we gotta do. Maybe we've got to
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 7: go on a little tour, little college tour. Oh, by
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: the way, the Grammarcy show is canceled. It is, yes, no,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: So I'm so upset right now. Yeah, well it just
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: became to another show. Let's book one then, No, why
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: we're going to give it some time? Why because we
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: just had one booked and we canceled it.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was because of also the tickets, like
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: we're selling well too, of course they were. It's the
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: biggest fucking city in the world. It's a big apple. Well,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: it became too much. No one wanted to do it.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: I wanted to do it. I texted you and said
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: should we do it? And you never replied. Yeah, that
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: was on purpose, because you want to do it. No,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I just didn't want to answer, and Francis didn't want
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: to do it. I was the only wanted to do it.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I wanted to do it. I wanted to do it.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I said I was down. But then before, in the
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: in the in between, I made other plans and so
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, I was gonna let whatever happened naturally happened,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: and I was going to cancel my plans if the
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: show was on, and if the show was off, I
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: was going to continue with my plants. Yeah, so it's
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: not happening. We'll do another one at some point, can't wait.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Let's set a let's get a big fucking room.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let's do the Beacon. Maybe that's what I'll tell
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: my agent. I was like, the reason we didn't do
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 7: it was because we didn't want to grammar. See really, guys,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: come on, this is fucking don't.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Play with us. We want to do the Beacon. We're
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: getting our own MSU downstairs the Hulu theater. Yeah, that's
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: what Alex Cooper's doing.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: Really.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would get tickets to that. I would get
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: a fucking glimpse of those warlocks. Her boobs, boobs. Yeah.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: No one likes Alex super from the from the nosebleeds
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: of the Hulu Theater. Oh my god, horny Alex, I
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: work at barstool. I love you, like at a silent moment, Yeah,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: I love you. She's like, I love you too. I
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: fucking love you, Alex. Whenever people do that at concerts.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: It pisses me off.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, the fucking uh the what was the game
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 7: yesterday where they had the moment of silence for like
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: Israel and Palestine and it was like, yeah, they went
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: they were just fucking yapping during the whole thing. They
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 7: did not get silent at all. I was thinking about it.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: It would be really funny if one team just came
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: out and was like, by the way, we stand with
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Hamas because they're all coming out with like their fucking
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: AI generated statement, which is it? It is war really
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: something that we need to be releasing statements on? Is
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: that really like where we're at? The silence is deafening
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: from a lot of people.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: But who doesn't know, Like, who's like, holy shit, I
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: just found out that there's a war happening in Israel
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: and Palestine through the Jets.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Through the Jets Twitter account, That's where I found out
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: about it. I was thinking, it's funny when like when like, uh,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: like small bakeries are trying to like raise money for
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, it's like, dude, the US government has you covered.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah we're good, but they're gonna send over fucking yeah,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: like they don't need like one hundred and twenty bucks
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: from you. I've got no sides. You don't know because
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know enough about it to pick a side. Well,
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: very diplomatic of you.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what everyone unless you're like well educated on it,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: that's what you should be doing.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Not picking a side. Yeah, that's how we get to
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: points like these. All right.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: I'd rather not have a side than be like fake
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: passionate about one about it as a gambling man.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Israel easily an Israel minus one hundred thousands. Let's
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: not be foolish now, Long eyes by j Mus Yeah,
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: long eyes and if you got if you got Israel live, yeah,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: if you got them for that one brief second that
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: it looked like they were down, that's just good gambling.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: I mean, if I would have taken Palestine first quarter, yeah,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: that's sharp, first quarter, take the points.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: But I had Israel third touchdown streaming it on abo, yeah, yeah,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: it's crazy. I might. We should try and cook up
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: some side propaganda. Yeah, you should have your you should
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: have your boy. Which one the uberto driver? We'll make
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: a comic.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the busty big Vic ruined his life completely. We
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 7: got you a paid gig there is a catch. It
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 7: will destroy your career, any hopes of a career. We're
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 7: gonna need you to be chief propaganda officer. Yeah, they're
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: gonna lie about some stuff, but that's that's part of
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: the game.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, what's happened in Ukraine? That shit just ended.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: You just swapped your flag. It's crazy that the same
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: like the same porches that we're flying Ukraine flags have
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: an Israel flag.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 7: Now, Yeah, you got to have a stance on war.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: Everyone that lives in fucking suburban Massachusetts needs to have
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: a flag up because that's gonna do a lot.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: You need a stance on white war, on the wars
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: that white people are having. I just don't get it,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: Like was that how it was when like fucking I
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: guess everyone's always yah, it's always been like that piece
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: in the Middle East that was like a fucking eighties thing, Like.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, people Vietnam, but Vietnam they weren't even it wasn't
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: America like rooting for Vietnam, Like that was kind of
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: a really bad war.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Well, a lot of hippies were, but hippie bastards. If
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: you don't like America, get the hell out. Have ever
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: seen boring the fourth of July. I don't think so
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: that's from that. It's a great movie, phenomenal movie. Goddamn
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: communist bastards. That impression burst out of you.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you don't like America, then get the hell out. Yeah,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 7: and then he realizes that America doesn't even like him.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: You ever have you watched Oppenheimer yet? No, he was
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: going to all the com Sloppenheimer. Sloppenheimer was going. He
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: was dude, he was given sloppy neck to all these
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: fucking female physicists.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the wives. He was on the fucking right on
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 7: the bibblehead. Iyand Long did a hilarious sketch about that.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 7: Did he just like all of them like interviewing him,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: and they're all like, uh, he was a genius. I
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: mean he was like one of the smartest people I've
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: ever met. And then like it goes to another guy,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 7: and then it goes to Ryanlong and he's like, he
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: fucked all of our wives.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: It is funny as hell. Ryan Long had a funny
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: one about choosing sides on the on the war. Y. Yeah,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: I saw funny guy. He is funny guy. He's a
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: nice guy too, nice funny guy. Wrong to wrong. Nice
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: funny guy. Man. It wasn't meaning to say anything positive
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: about anybody. No, I forgot. You're on your negative ship.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: People are gonna people are gonna fucking love it. Dude.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 7: What do you think about Travis Kelcey on the sidelines
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 7: at the Eagles game. I know a dude that, uh
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 7: a little weird. I know a dude that thinks he's
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 7: on the team.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: I know a dude that's a college assistant coach now
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: that was an offensive lineman that that fucked Travis Kelcey
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: in the ass. A man had sex with Travis Kelsey.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know who fucked too, but I know breaking
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: are we breaking this for the first time? And I
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: don't care. I'm not like, it's not my judgment call
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: on him either way. But that's not at all though.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: If there's a man who fucked Travis Kelcey.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 7: If you thought Travis Kelsey didn't fuck dudes, that's more
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 7: crazy and it's just just everything that fluid.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's super fluid. But this guy was an o
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: lineman and they had a fucking uh like a sexual
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: romantic relationship with one another, like Aaron Hernando's style. Like yeah,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: like Obama stuff.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's just like, that's just because he's like
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 7: a Travis Kelsey is probably just like a kind of
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: a slut.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, in a cool way, cool way, no shame to it.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: Like he does a couple of fucking lines of Molly
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 7: and then he's like, oh, fuck anyone, Yeah, we uplift sluts.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: I'm Travis fucking Kelcey.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Backroom ship. It's like backroom Bobby stuff. It's like you're
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: fucking having a good time. The doors are closed, you know,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: everybody's cameras are in ziploc bags. Like, yeah, of course
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: you're gonna of course you're gonna, dude, Yeah, of course
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get fucked by an offensive lineman. Be dumb
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: not to Yeah, said he likes to have jumper cables
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: attached to his nipples and get show we pig. That's
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: what my boy said. That's interesting. Yeah, yeah, I didn't
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: know this. No, it's true. Get this home, Maine. Yeah,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: we'll get this on the main account. Throw this at
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: the top of the episode. Will they Will they post
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: this on Maine?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: I would love if they did. They're too scared, though,
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: they're too scared of the NFL swift industrial complex. They are.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: All they want to do is pump out positive shit
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: about it. That's why my brother Jack Mac is getting silenced. Yeah,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: because he wants to tell the truth. The chiefs are
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: two and oh as Swifties. Isn't that like the bio
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: of the NFL Instagram account? That's crazy. This is a
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: sports podcast, now, I know I saw that big tangs please.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: All right, so wrap it up? What are we at
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 7: person now? All right, thank you guys for listening. We'll
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 7: be back on Wednesday for a live podcast with Francis elis.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: Ah, Nikki k you gonna be here?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: No, I think that's next week, isn't it not? They're
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 7: here ones there, Oh, Ship and Nick and k B
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: maybe as well, that would be great, awesome.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll see you guys then. No. Woz up
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: Still still underground.