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Swapped w/ Carl Foreman, Jr. (Teaser) · Black Men Can't Jump [In Hollywood]

• 0:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: The black man can't jump on Patreon?
• 0:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Patreon?
• 0:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: City, yeah, that's true, I would say.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I did like the line.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What's that old saying?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What's it all saying?
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Curiosity killed the cat.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't know what a cat is, but curiosity.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Definitely endangered like you.
• 0:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You like you, whatever the.
• 0:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was funny.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha ha.
• 0:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I genuinely enjoyed it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Did you think of all the times you got script notes?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I did, during this movie, I actually did think about that a lot.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: More so than a lot of things, typically.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's so, you can do a lot of things.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I've been told that something like this would never fly.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It wouldn't fly like a bird, and I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know what a bird is, but I don't know
• 1:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna get it all on that, but before we do, let me just let, you know, for those of you who might not know, even though most of you, of course you know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But this is, yeah, this is a film review podcast.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We review the films of leading black actors, okay?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We talk about them in the context of race and diversity in Hollywood.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There's three of us who host this podcast, the voice you're listening to now.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Man, what would I be?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: A boo.
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, no, you made it too hot, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: We got another, a special guest, somebody even better, who swapped.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, swapped in.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Swapped in.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's amazing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, you love them.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome back to this show, Karl Forman.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you, thank you, thank you, yes.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And it's funny too, like I actually goes to Comedy Show with Jeroc, all the switch up.
• 2:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We did not make that connection, wouldn't it?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: No, serendipity, baby.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so we swapped, we switched up.
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: There we are.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: There we go.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if you're in LA, you need to go see that show.
• 3:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: You need to go see this with you.
• 3:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it's monthly.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We're taking off June, but we're back in July, baby.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, love it.
• 3:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so we are reviewing the film Swaped.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It stars Michael B. Jordan and Juno Temple, who I first, I was like, I don't know who this is.
• 3:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: But then I looked her up and I was like, oh, yeah.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's, she's, she's from, she's from that thing.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: This from stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Isn't that crazy?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: She's from stuff, I've seen her in things stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: To be the lead, you got to be Michael B. Jordan.
• 3:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and then to be the, the co-lead, you just gotta be in.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: You gotta be like, hey, you love him stuff?
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I've seen that, I've seen you.
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I, I recently saw, I did see, I played two guys in the movie of the year last year.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: How are you?
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think most people probably know her from Ted Lasso, right?
• 3:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because she's, isn't she, uh, she's like somebody's guess.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It has.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: She is from Ted Lasso.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I googled this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's probably where most people know her from.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But, uh, she's also, she's been in a few movies.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, the, it's recent movie.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Good luck.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Have fun.
• 4:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't die.
• 4:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Roof man.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently she was in bed on the last.
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, you know what?
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just realized I've never seen
• 4:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I saw it, and I had another struggling to place her.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I also saw this as she has subsequent roles in the Dark Knight Rises.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I saw that as well.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I haven't just got a place in her.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, really small.
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It says subsequent, oh, maybe they mean subsequent films.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it says subsequent film roles.
• 4:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The audience loves this.
• 4:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is a, this is like trying to figure out where we Her character, her character, the Dark Knight Rises is named Jen.
• 4:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's on the first.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You got a first name.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Jen, y'all remember Jen from the Dan.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a really, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's not going to narrow down.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So it's been in the last dance when they like go for the sixth championship.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a six part.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Doc about venom.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Actually, Dura, I do remember who she is in Dark Knight Rice.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There's no.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, nope.
• 5:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm thinking of the Batman.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, so you fully didn't remember.
• 5:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't even, you weren't even thinking about the same move.
• 5:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I might be, I haven't seen the Dark Knight Rice in a while.
• 5:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fine.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to tell her, she's Skyler says.
• 5:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Skyler says he thinks he thinks she's part of the end-half-way kidnapping plot.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And do you want to remember that?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: She is.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: She is.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: OK. Skyler.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was in there.
• 5:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, because she's a face now like this cat woman kid being kidnapped or she was doing the kidnapping.
• 5:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was like, no, wasn't it like a fake?
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wasn't it like not real?
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was a fake kid that being got it.
• 5:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, she's based on her.
• 5:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: The reason I started things started coming to mind is she's but it is a DC character that she plays a character from the comment.
• 6:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, oh, maybe I remember this.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I started imagining a thing that I don't quite remember, but it is that Skylar.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are correct.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what in the beginning of the movie.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And it was just a play to get to steal some jewelry.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: What are we talking about?
• 6:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, the track.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, he's just walks.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: None of this is about.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: But she was, I mean, she was a British bird.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: All the birds were British.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I appreciated that consistency.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I did, you know.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I did too.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Various New York base voices.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And by the way, they're not birds.
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're, what is the name of them?
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's, Javan's
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what a cat is.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh man.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, good line.
• 7:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Carl, thank you so much for for being here.
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: We usually give the let the guests give their initial thoughts and oh wait right before I do let me just say this is a Netflix film so there's no box office.
• 7:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: It currently has a 69% on Ron tomatoes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: 69% and an 88% popcorn meter obviously this is an animated film so it's rated like I guess it would be it would have been rated PG or something like that But I don't know if they do ratings for Netflix.
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: They did.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I like that.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was it was PG.
• 7:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do he do to scary situations.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there's fire.
• 7:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: the second the wolf the fire wolf showed up cat was like oh I'm glad Maddie's not watching this so oh really and they were pretty scared they were sitting back down they kept doing scary stuff I thought I thought oh this is frightening potentially yeah you know but he had scary stuff in our movies growing up too
• 8:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, waste carrier, and there was no disclaimers.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, hey, have some fun and occasion nightmare fuel.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this is, I mean, the wool, I mean, the wool is mostly had flowers.
• 8:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
• 8:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: They also had flowers on the.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, I thought I was like, look, y'all are looking too fly to be this.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, you would think they would have more like a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
• 9:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, they're so mad and I don't know why they're so mad because they couldn't eat.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were hungry.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, they're hungry.
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're saying great.
• 9:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, everyone's hungry.
• 9:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I guess I got to eat somebody though.
• 9:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's the things.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Everybody else in here.
• 9:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But, you know, yeah.
• 9:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: We didn't see the birds, javins.
• 9:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: We didn't see the javins.
• 9:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: eat anything live, you know?
• 9:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's true.
• 9:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, they just weren't worth it.
• 9:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: They just completely deleted.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: We did the resources.
• 9:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yo, son, they went full invasive species in it.
• 9:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: They truly did.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: In a matter of me, sadly, they were like, this is the festival of the, of the Pipplet and the name.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: And you said I wrote down immediately, I said, I'm sorry, but if your food supply chain was that fragile, you guys were not going to make it.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: You guys are just not going to make you know, the pool court not long for this universe like they're getting actually so like you know, I don't hear dog.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: What that's it that one, oh my goodness, it's so big good.
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: They were like, yo, they were like, I guess to say it, man, we ain't going to eat no vegetables.
• 10:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: This, I've got to say this movie is about a tiny woodland creature and a majestic bird.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Suddenly swap bodies forcing them to team up to survive.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The wildest adventure of their lives.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the law-grine.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_03]: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.