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ASAP SAS | Son of a Boy Dad #440 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Let's start the episode.
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  Speaker 1: You're in high school.
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  Speaker 5: I forgot I made another cup of coffee. I brought
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  Speaker 5: a cup of coffee here. So I thought that was it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just start. Let's start. You made a cup of coffee?
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  Speaker 5: My tongue is actually destroyed. I can't even feel it.
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  Speaker 1: Are you not going to be able to podcast?
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  Speaker 4: Probably not.
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  Speaker 1: We need to bandage that thing up and get you
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  Speaker 1: back out on the field. You should have smoked the joint.
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  Speaker 1: Rub some dirt on it. I can't.
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  Speaker 5: I have three podcasts today and two shows.
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  Speaker 1: It's a regular day.
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  Speaker 4: God forbid.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you guys have today?
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  Speaker 1: Three podcasts.
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  Speaker 5: And you got two shows after?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Francis, what do you got? You got three shows?
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  Speaker 4: Do you hear me complaining?
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  Speaker 5: No, but I mean, that is a lot. It's a
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  Speaker 5: long day. I'm not going to get home until 10.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, working in the mines.
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  Speaker 4: You're going to go from your podcasts to the club
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  Speaker 4: and not go home?
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  Speaker 5: I have, well, we have Artie Garbage at two, and
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  Speaker 5: then I have me and the Bush podcast at four,
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  Speaker 5: and then I have a spot at seven. So I'll
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  Speaker 5: probably just say.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Unfortunate, but what can you do?
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  Speaker 1: What can you do?
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  Speaker 5: That hurts so bad. No, I'm done.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just doing the math. It is a grand total
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  Speaker 4: of four and a half hours of work that you're
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  Speaker 4: talking about.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm looking at two hours of work today.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining. You can't even. This
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  Speaker 4: is not a contest.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not complaining. I just said I have a long
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  Speaker 5: day today. It's a long day. Leave the apartment at.
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  Speaker 5: Fucking whatever or whatever I left, get home at 10.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're counting the transit as work hours? Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: We're starting work at 12.30 p.m.
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  Speaker 5: You guys are starting work at 12.30 p.m. I've been
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  Speaker 5: up for hours. Working? Grinding.
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  Speaker 4: On what?
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  Speaker 1: Coffee beans.
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  Speaker 5: The topics for today's episode.
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  Speaker 4: People ask me, do you guys prep stuff? The answer
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  Speaker 4: is unequivocally no. I do.
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  Speaker 5: Every episode.
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  Speaker 1: You write bits? Yep. Is this one of them?
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  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, I thought this whole time you were riffing.
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  Speaker 5: No, never.
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  Speaker 1: The coffee thing. The coffee thing was the season five
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  Speaker 1: writers came together.
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  Speaker 4: With that one.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, that's the big one.
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  Speaker 4: What if Harry burns his mouth to start the episode?
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  Speaker 5: Are we going?
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  Speaker 1: Start it. All righty.
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today it is 1236 p.m. Well, not today. It's actually
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  Speaker 5: it's September 28th and it's 1236 p.m. And we're here
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  Speaker 5: live from HQ3. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: We're recording two episodes because are you about to be Japan-sis?
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  Speaker 4: Japan-sis tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to Japan tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: That's so sick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited. Are you packed already?
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  Speaker 4: No. But I don't think that's going to be tough
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  Speaker 4: because I'm going to bring what I'm wearing and then
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  Speaker 4: two empty suitcases.
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  Speaker 5: But you got to bring a base layer.
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  Speaker 4: My clothes for the plane.
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  Speaker 5: That's it? So you're going, like, what time do you land?
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  Speaker 4: 4 p.m.? Right to the store.
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  Speaker 5: Straight to the store?
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  Speaker 1: Right to Louis Vuitton.
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  Speaker 4: Have to. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Bring just one outfit for that day.
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  Speaker 4: I've told you this before, I think, but one time
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  Speaker 4: I was on a plane to Vegas and.
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  Speaker 5: Was this last weekend?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 5: You were playing hot bottle?
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  Speaker 4: Years and years ago. And the guy, the guy didn't
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  Speaker 4: bring a, he didn't have a carry-on. And he, and
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  Speaker 4: someone was asking him about it. And he was like,
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  Speaker 4: If I bring extra clothes and stuff, I want the
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  Speaker 4: pressure of having to win money so that I can
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  Speaker 4: buy things. Oh, wow. He's like, that focuses me and
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  Speaker 4: makes me more competitive. I want the pressure of needing
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  Speaker 4: to shop in Japan, in Tokyo, in order to.
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  Speaker 5: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: You should honestly burn your clothes at the airport. You
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  Speaker 1: should just be ass naked by the time you get
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  Speaker 1: to Uniqlo. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think what I'm going to do is I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to go to the first store, go to the
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  Speaker 4: dressing room, take my clothes off. you know, soil them.
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  Speaker 1: Defile them.
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  Speaker 5: Can you, can you like maybe exchange them?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to take my sweaty plain clothes.
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  Speaker 5: You never know. If they're Japanese, they might.
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  Speaker 1: They have a lot of vintage stores out there.
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  Speaker 4: They're big on vintage. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you, if you have some pre-made vintage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But you're, they want American brands. You've been buying nothing
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  Speaker 1: but Japanese brands.
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  Speaker 4: This is American stuff. Everything I'm wearing today is American actually.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually all American.
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  Speaker 4: This is Freenote cloth. These are Truman Boot Co. This
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  Speaker 4: is Ben brand. So this is all American. So I'll
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  Speaker 4: take this over, go to the vintage store.
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  Speaker 5: That's a great idea. Pawn it.
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  Speaker 1: And then you start shopping. Trade like the ancient Native Americans.
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  Speaker 5: I would see what the most expensive piece of clothing
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  Speaker 5: you can acquire is without spending any money. Just trades.
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  Speaker 4: Just trades?
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  Speaker 5: Just trading up.
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  Speaker 1: But that's like a YouTube video. He's there to just
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  Speaker 1: be a consumer. He's there to stimulate the end.
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  Speaker 5: Just to consume.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Purely consumption.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to save them.
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  Speaker 4: Trying to do the opposite of what we did with
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  Speaker 4: our bombing raid over Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to undo Pearl Harbor one Gucci.
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  Speaker 4: Jacket at a time. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: How are you going to reverse that damage?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to drop a nuclear bomb on my wallet. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to nuke.
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  Speaker 5: And you're going to have to buy a lot of
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  Speaker 5: stuff to make up for that damage.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 4: Listen. Listen. All the families that were affected are going
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  Speaker 4: to get a little piece of my spree.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, you're going to have to pretty much buy
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  Speaker 5: Tokyo as a whole.
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  Speaker 4: I hear it's on sale.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Not bad.
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  Speaker 4: I heard it's.
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  Speaker 1: One of the most flammable cities, though.
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  Speaker 5: Oh. That place could go up in flames immediately. That
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  Speaker 5: they had more- So bombable.
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  Speaker 1: More- It's bombable and flammable, though. They had wildfires that
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  Speaker 1: took out the city in a worse way than the
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  Speaker 1: atomic bombs did. Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They were destroyed by wildflowers.
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  Speaker 5: And when was this?
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  Speaker 4: Just rampant.
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  Speaker 1: Flower growth.
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  Speaker 4: Invasive wildflowers popping up through the concrete.
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  Speaker 1: Have you done any like Japan like research on your
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  Speaker 1: way out there? Do you listen to like a history
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  Speaker 1: of Japan before you go or you're just going and
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  Speaker 1: you're going to learn?
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  Speaker 4: I'm fortunate to be traveling with two pretty well researched guys,
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  Speaker 4: one of whom has been there before.
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  Speaker 1: So he's going to break it all down for you?
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  Speaker 5: I swear you went to Japan last year. And I
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  Speaker 5: really feel like it's like an inside joke that you didn't.
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  Speaker 4: He did.
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  Speaker 5: But I swear, I thought you went like five years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Two years ago.
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  Speaker 5: And you've never been.
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  Speaker 4: Two years ago?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was two years at this point.
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  Speaker 5: Was New Zealand last year?
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  Speaker 1: It was before I had my jits. Yeah, yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't even have my jits yet.
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  Speaker 5: So where did you go last year?
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  Speaker 1: New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm thinking of. Yeah, I think it must be.
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  Speaker 1: That has to be. That's where it was, Japan.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't it weird how time doesn't really seem to exist
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  Speaker 4: on this podcast? In everything else, it does. But I
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  Speaker 4: couldn't trace a conversation we had a week ago against
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  Speaker 4: two years ago.
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  Speaker 5: No, not at all. If you told me Ron went
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  Speaker 5: to Japan two months ago, I would have believed you. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I remember that.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to slurp some ramen while you're out there? Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Are you concerned that like when you really slurp the
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  Speaker 1: shit out of ramen, it kind of like crackles all
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  Speaker 1: over you? Like it's a messy thing to eat.
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  Speaker 5: It'll get on your laptop.
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  Speaker 4: Well, maybe I'll wear my plain clothing to.
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  Speaker 1: Our- A plain clothes police officer.
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  Speaker 4: To our ramen stop.
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  Speaker 5: Are you going to go to one of those solo ramens?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the booth.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my dream.
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  Speaker 1: Where you just eat in shame.
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  Speaker 5: I'd love to go to one of those. I'd like
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  Speaker 5: to go to one of those on like a football
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  Speaker 5: Sunday and just sit there and just eat ramen and
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  Speaker 5: just watch football on my phone.
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  Speaker 1: That's their culture.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Sounds awesome.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of restaurants are just dudes fucking hunched as fuck,
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  Speaker 1: fully curled up like a shrimp just looking at a
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  Speaker 1: phone screen as they slurp food.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Just ripping ramen all day. Ramen would be such a
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  Speaker 5: better football day food than pizza or wings or burgers.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of agree. Something you can graze on.
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  Speaker 5: Something you can graze on and then not feel fucking
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  Speaker 5: terrible after.
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  Speaker 4: I would like to watch particularly a Lions game. In Japan.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 4: So I can watch my favorite player.
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 4: Amon St. Raman.
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  Speaker 1: Raman St. Raman St. Brown? Raman Ra St. Brown?
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  Speaker 4: Amon Ra St.
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  Speaker 1: Raman?
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  Speaker 4: Amon Raman St.
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  Speaker 1: Raman?
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  Speaker 4: St.
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  Speaker 1: Raman.
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  Speaker 5: That would be awesome.
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  Speaker 1: He's not from, he's not Japanese.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: He's black and white.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And his dad is always talking about it. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever heard his dad talk about it? No.
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: I've seen the i remember in hard knocks the when
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  Speaker 4: his dad was featured he was a funny guys it's
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  Speaker 4: like a world bodybuilder.
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  Speaker 1: And his name is just brown and then he added
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  Speaker 1: the saint he just like spruced up his last name
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  Speaker 1: his name's like john brown there's.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of guys that are doing that i've noticed
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  Speaker 5: james cook is now james cook the third that's pretty
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  Speaker 5: sweet he hasn't been james cook the third for the
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  Speaker 5: last five.
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  Speaker 1: Years some of these guys will do that or they'll
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  Speaker 1: go back to the uh They're like Nigerian name. Like
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  Speaker 1: James Owe is now Odafe Owe.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I like that.
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  Speaker 4: I might add a saint before my first name. St.
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  Speaker 5: Francis.
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  Speaker 4: St. Francis Ellis.
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  Speaker 5: That's great.
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  Speaker 1: Or what about both?
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  Speaker 4: Are you a descendant? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Found out.
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  Speaker 4: St.
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  Speaker 1: Francis Ellis does sound like a receiver that would put
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  Speaker 1: up 10 receptions, 150. But his dad was in an interview.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, you can only cut it once because
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  Speaker 1: he has a white wife. And he's like– and he's
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  Speaker 1: a dark-skinned black guy. And he's like, you can only
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  Speaker 1: cut it once to keep the athleticism. If you step
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  Speaker 1: on it twice, basically like if you mix twice, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to lose all that bounce. Really? All that athleticism.
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  Speaker 1: His dad said that very famously. You can only cut
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  Speaker 1: it once.
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  Speaker 5: So Amun-Ra can– has to marry a– or make children
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  Speaker 5: with a black lady?
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  Speaker 1: I think so. That's what his father is saying? I
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  Speaker 1: think so. Particularly a dark-skinned black lady.
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  Speaker 5: Interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Is he– I don't think he has.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure that he has.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not sure he has either.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler, can you do me the kindness of looking up?
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  Speaker 5: I kind of want to say I think he might
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  Speaker 5: have a white girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: I think that his dad might have been like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're screwed.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Your kid's not going to make it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, there are athletic white women.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's true.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There are, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 5: Sure there are.
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  Speaker 1: What about CeCe, bro? What about Kaelin Clark? Don't put
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  Speaker 1: some mud on Kaelin Clark's name.
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  Speaker 5: Kaelin Clark's a fluke. She's a miracle.
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  Speaker 1: She's an albino black woman.
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  Speaker 5: Is that his lady?
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  Speaker 4: I think so.
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  Speaker 5: Well, looks like he's fulfilling his father's wishes.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't.
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  Speaker 5: To an extent.
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  Speaker 4: To an extent.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it could always be darker.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know if this is deep waters. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it's the conversation we were meant to have.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, we're just carrying on his father's conversation.
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: That's his father's conversation.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not my opinions.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: It's his dad's legacy.
• 14:09
  Speaker 5: I think Amon Ra should be able to date whoever
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: he wants to date. He's literally one of the best
• 14:13
  Speaker 5: wide receivers in the NFL. Probably my go-to guy on.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Third and long. I'm going to JSN.
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: Really? I can't knock that.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Can't knock that.
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: That's the truth.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: The Japanese say the same thing. They're like, you can't
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: step on it if you want to make a good samurai. Exactly.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: You got to have samurai blood.
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: All pure.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Top to bottom. Yep.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: No white men.
• 14:34
  Speaker 4: My family said you can't step on it if you
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: want your inheritance.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: You can step on it all you like.
• 14:43
  Speaker 5: You all be welcome back in this house.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: You know, different stakes, I guess.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Are you going to see any Kabuki theater while you're
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: out there?
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: Kabuki Young White? I don't know. I want to see. Dude,
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: I'm lost on like truly lost in what is AI
• 15:06
  Speaker 4: and what isn't. I've been seeing these theater shows in
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: Japan where it's like street fighter scenes, but real. Like
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: they reenact a Street Fighter fight and throw someone through
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: the wall of a, you know, a fake wall, basically.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: But I don't know if that's.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: Real or not. Wait, is this like in a movie?
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: No, it's live theater. Oh, okay. Two actors. There's people
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: in the audience and there's two people fighting on stage.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: It's choreographed. But it's– they are dressed as like real
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Street Fighter characters or something.
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: And I don't know– it looks so realistic that I
• 15:45
  Speaker 4: just honestly have no idea if it's AI or not.
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's tough.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Usually if it sounds too good to be true, it is.
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: For me, for the AI videos, it's always the sound.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, I agree too with that.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: The voices usually don't line up. Right, and they also always...
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: It's like a flatness to the sound. Yeah, they're very flat.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: There's no atmospheric addition.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's clearly generated voice.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I think I got duped for a day or two
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: by that guy with the triangle haircut, the boxer guy
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: with no chin.
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: That's tough.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Clearly AI.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's tough.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Definitely AI. I just don't think I thought about it
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: that much.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Yikes.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I wasn't subscribing to his crypto.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: They're using AI for scams now, too. I keep on
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: getting voicemails from no caller ID. And they're like, hey,
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: call me back when you get a chance.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: And a lot of times it happens.
• 16:38
  Speaker 5: How do I call back a no caller ID number?
• 16:40
  Speaker 5: Explain that.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: They'll try to be like, you had jury duty. You
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: missed it. You owe $ 4, 000. Exactly. It's the new one
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: that they're trying to hit you with. Don't pay that.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: Don't pay it.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: They try to hit you with that. Don't pay that.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: And Francis, no graffiti while you're in Japan. They take
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: that very seriously.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: I'm excited to know that there will not be any.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Well, there might be some.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: But you can rest assured that whoever did it is
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: serving five years.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: Five to 10?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Right. Five to 10, 500,000 yen fine.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Or 300,000 yen.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: What's the conversion rate looking like? How many yen equals
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: one true US dollar?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: It's like 300 or something.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Can we go the other way? One yen equals not
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: even- A dollar is 157 yen. Yikes.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: That's a pain in the ass.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: 157 yen.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: When you're traveling, because that means you're going to get
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: the bill and it's going to be 30,000.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Tyler, will you see that chart on the right? Will
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: you go to five years, please? So right now- It's
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: in a great place. It's just about the best that
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: the conversion I think has ever- Go max.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's see it all.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. This is the best it's ever been.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, so the yen's in hell.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: Or in a long, long time.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: I think in the last 25 years.
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: For the last two years, everyone's been saying that, but
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: that's because it literally has been trending better for the
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: dollar against the yen. So that's why I'm going to
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: be buying a lot of things.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: But if you buy stock in Japan... Now would be
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: a good time to do it before Francis gets there
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: and completely stimulates the economy.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: You're going to dump so much money into that place
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: that the yen is going to plummet.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: It's actually true. Is there a way to invest in
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: another country's currency?
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Really? It's called foreign exchange.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. So just go to like the bank?
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: You can trade currencies basically, yeah.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Should I just go to the bank with just a
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: bunch of cash? I want it all in yen and
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: then I'm going to put it under my bed for
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: 10 years?
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: I'll be back here in 10 years. I think you
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: can go to.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Currency exchanges and you can lock in your conversion rate
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: now for a nominal fee for when you get back
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: from Japan in case the yen goes to a crazy
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: place and you're like, well, I went there like three
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: weeks ago. Yen was at this and now the yen
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: is at a crazy different spot.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: And that also will stop you from profiting. If yen
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: is to skyrocket.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: If yen is to hit, say, 300.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yen to 300. Like these crypto guys.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: Bitcoin to 100K.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Yen to 300. Please, God.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: We've got to get it to 300.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Are you very excited about this?
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: I am. I am truly.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: I'm excited for you. Is it tomorrow?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I leave tomorrow.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: What time? I'm anticipating it like it's my own.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: 4 p.m. 1.20 p.m.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know where I heard four from.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: You wished it.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: I thought it was four. But I remember you saying
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: it was a weird flight. Like it was like in
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: the middle of the day.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Four is the amount of picks that Drake May has.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: I land at 4 p.m. That's what I knew I
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: had it somewhere.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Well, so you're going to land and you're going to
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: go straight to the store.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: No, I'm going to go to my hotel. Yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: And you're going to buy something at the hotel store.
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think so.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: At the gift shop in the lobby.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: By the bathrobe.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, they usually have a lot of stuff there.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: I'm stoked. Yeah. I'm wondering about, Roan, can you lend
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: any sort of color on this?
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: I'm sure I could as well.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Yellow.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: Great. That was my question. What are they? No, my
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: question would be like, and I don't even know, let's
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: just say hypothetically, can an American guy have a flirtatious
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: conversation with a Japanese civilian woman?
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Brother you're gonna be the hottest currency.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: There no i don't think i think they're unbelievably shy no.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: Well no no you're gonna be coming home without your
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: nuts no you're government's gonna take them i'm talking yeah
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: like i don't know.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: They're gonna love you well.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: But how are we gonna talk and and is it customary.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Bro show them the google translate is this bow a lot.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: You want to.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Translate your words, just put a little uh at the
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: end of it.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Haya nuna. And they'll know exactly what you're talking about. Podcast.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: Uniqloa. Yeah. Hey, do you know where the closest Uniqloa is?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: It is. It's their English. I think that you– if
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: you put yourself out there, if you like introduce yourself,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: they might be like, you know– Verklempt over it. They
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: might like giggle. They might not believe what they're seeing,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: but they're going to love it. And they're going to
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: love how polite you are, how good your social graces are,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: how much you bow. They're into all that shit.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: But dude, it's funny you say that. I bet you
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: that my level of politeness is just their baseline.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Probably. But you'll enjoy it. Ramping it up. For example,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: if somebody hands you like something, you take it with
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: both hands with like a little bit of a bow.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Take even a credit card, even your change, you take
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: it with both hands.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Like I'm a beggar. Yes. Yeah.
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: You know, you're supposed to bow quite deep.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: Like pretty much like head to the ground.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Harry's right.
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: All the way down.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: The lower you go, the more respect that is shown.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I see. Yeah. Okay. Well, I better start working on
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: my hamstring.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: Because that flight might be a nightmare for you.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I think it's going to be awesome. You think? That's
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: the part of the trip I'm most excited for.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: The flight.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: I don't want to get off the plane.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I get it. I get it.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Japan Air business class. Are you out of your fucking mind?
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Are you going to send us like a bunch of
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: photos and stuff?
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: If you want me to.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: Obviously, I want you to.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I don't think you do. I want you to flood
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: me with photos.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: That's a shocking thing. I don't give a fuck about Japan.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: I'm talking about the plane. Don't send me any photos
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: from Japan.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Fair enough. Totally fair.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I want you to do a solo podcast. Maybe one
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: from the plane.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: One from the plane would be great.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Thoughts from the plane.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: I could do it.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: That'd be so nice.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: I don't want to put you to work on the flight.
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? No, no. I wouldn't do it
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: on the plane. The audio would be fucked. But I
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: liked doing it in New Zealand. And someone asked me,
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: one person was like, hey, we'd love to.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I asked you too as well. Maybe two people.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: I don't see any reason why not to do a
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: little bonus epi.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: People would love that. And I would be super into it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Do you know what neighborhoods you're going to? I think
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: you'd be able to find love in Shibuya or Shinjuku.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Let's look here. My hotel is in.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Someone pour me up another shot of sake.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Someone pour me up another shot of Thursday football. It's
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: Thursday night.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Is he singing that now?
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: We're going to let him know.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Is that Shibuzy now?
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: That's his second biggest song.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: It really is people decide they're like he has dreads
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: like they decided that he was gonna be he was.
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: Gonna make it he's the face of the NFL now
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: he's the face of country music too you've never heard
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: that on Thursday night it's Thursday night we gonna let
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: him know I think I've been getting there a little
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: bit too late oh they're playing that for the first
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: hour of the game.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Chuo City Churro It's near the, it's near the.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Like right in the middle of the downtown by the palace.
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Very close to the palace and the train, very close
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: to the train station.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Do you take the train a lot there?
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: I think the subway or what? Yeah, presumably. Yeah.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: You're going to be packed on that thing.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I kept it to the Ubers. I really wasn't trying
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: to get lost in a labyrinth. Yeah.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Especially because those things like, it's not like here when
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: you're like, oh no, I was supposed to get off
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: at 28th and I got off at 14th. You're like,
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: oh shit, I'm in Russia.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: The bullet train.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: How the fuck did we end? It was just five minutes.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: I'm in Moscow.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I'm in the 1950s. How did I time travel?
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those trains are going to be fast.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Better bring some Dramamine.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Tell us more about your planning. I know that you
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: plan the fuck out. I know that there's not a
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: minute that's not accounted for.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll give you guys the itinerary.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Give us the itinerary. Can we live vicariously one time?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Why don't you guys talk for a second between yourselves
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: so that I can find this because it might take
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: me a second.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I already told Francis about this, but you can pay
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: for people's companionship.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Man or woman.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: I don't want to do that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Why don't you get a translator?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Or a trans person.
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: I just watched the Tetris movie. Oh.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Actually, I started watching that, and it seemed decent.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: It's pretty good.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: I wish that I had watched it.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: It's aight. The parts where they go to Russia, and
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: they go to the company that licenses out Tetris, and
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: he's like, I'm with Nintendo, or I work with Nintendo,
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: and the guy's like, what's Nintendo? Because they're in the
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Soviet Union.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, got it, got it. I don't know why I
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: was thinking the Tetris movie is like the Lego movie.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Where it was like made by the brand Tetris and
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: it's like a money grab and all the characters are
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Tetris pieces. Yeah.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Now, that would be fun too. But no, it's about
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: just like how Tetris became so big and popular.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I knew this motherfucker had a color-coded itinerary. Yeah, of course.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: I didn't make this. My friends are really good. They're incredible.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: Wednesday we arrive.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: We're going to go to Sawado for dinner at 8 p.m.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: And then we're probably going to hit Bar High Five later. Oh.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Any of this ringing any bells?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Nope. That sounds amazing. I guarantee that at Bar High Five,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: there's a guy with like katana blade that shaves the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: ice down to the perfect cubes or some shit.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: I know that guy. I want to go see that guy.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I do want to see that guy. But I think
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: that guy is now so popular that it's impossible to
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: get into that bar. Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised there aren't knockoffs, though, of other failed samurais
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: who are now acting as barbacks.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Thursday, we're going to go to Tsukiji Market and wander
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: around and eat some stuff. Then we're going to Ginza
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Hachigu for ramen. That's on for lunch. Then we're going
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: to go to Little Smith and then Sushi U for dinner.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: That's a big one. That's like our big omakase. And
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: then Ben Fittich Shinjuku Bar, which is like a big
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: whiskey bar where they'll have whiskeys we've never even heard
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: of or seen before.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: So you're going to get shit face?
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Every night. That's sick.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: It's their culture.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. This is we're going to do pizza or 400
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: degrees pizza.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be the best in the world.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: On the next day. Do you know that one?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I think so. That's the one that's like impossible or
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: it's like tough to get a reservation. It's at the
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: top of a hotel or something.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: That sounds right.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: What did Dave give.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: It?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I think someone came on. 9.5. Yeah, but what's that
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: in yen? Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: At 5 p.m., we're going to a vintage eyewear and
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: watches store called Solexada. Then we have Izakaya Narukiyo. Forgive
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: my butchery pronunciations. An SG Club maybe for nighttime. Then Saturday,
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Kaitan Sushi, Onodera Honten, or PST Pizza. That's the sushi
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: conveyor belt.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Love some options like that.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Great itinerary.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: G Cube for dinner. And then we're doing this really
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: cool sake tasting thing at a place called 12, which
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: was cool. I had to work hard to get that one.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: You have to be invited to go.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think you told us about that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: That's the one I sorted for us.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: How did you get the invitation?
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: A friend of mine has gone, knows the booker, got
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: me sorted. You know, good guys.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: How long are you doing?
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: It's just an hour and a half.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: It seems like.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: There's not a minute that's not spoken for in that itinerary.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: You guys are jammed ass. That's airtight. Yeah. What if
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: you get tired? Or what if you want to wander?
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: I think there is time built in for wandering.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Free time?
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: I think the question I'm going to have is when
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: am I supposed to lift?
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Or when are you supposed to find love? Or when
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to hit the onsen to bathe in front
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: of a 80 year old naked dude right are you
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be naked in front of japanese people at all.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: I hope so there's pretty much no time for fucking
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: on that itinerary so when do you planning when are
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: you planning on fucking you're gonna have.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: To fuck on the plane yeah that's the only option
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to close your drapes on the plane
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: they have.
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: An itinerary for the plane to.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Sleep Fast 9.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: Stretches about 30 minutes after takeoff.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Watch Godzilla. Watch Pearl Harbor. Get both sides of the story.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: That's a perfect play.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: They probably don't got that on the flight.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Godzilla?
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: That would be hilarious.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they catch him watching Godzilla and tape his fucking arm.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Tape him to the seat to arrest him when they land.
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: You should bring it on your phone. Download it on
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: your phone and then show all the Japanese when you're there.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: You guys have probably never seen this, have you?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: No, they have a Godzilla fucking district. Oh, really? I
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: have to say, he's Godzilla themed. They have a 10-story
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Godzilla somewhere out there.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Somewhere. Is the original Godzilla, the one from black and
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: white many, many years ago, in that one, was Godzilla
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: also not the bad guy? Or did he just come
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: through and destroy the city?
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: I was under the assumption that Godzilla didn't know how
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: big he was and was just breaking everything on accident.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: Just a bull in a Japan shop?
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: I've never seen Godzilla, though.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: He's a clumsy guy. Yeah.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: All these modern remakes, he's protecting the world and people
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: from other massive monsters.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: King Kong.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: That was a pretty good one. But King Kong also, right,
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: was kind of like a good guy.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Good guy, yeah. Yeah, great guy.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was... What was King Kong? He was like
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: trying to escape. He was like a zoo exhibit that
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: was like.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: I don't know what he would be escaping to.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: They brought him back to be featured on Broadway... He
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: hated it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: He hated acting?
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: He hated the hours.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm a film actor.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: And the pay wasn't great either.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: He was like, the union doesn't do anything to protect me.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: My green room sucks.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: No bananas.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: None of these bananas are ripe.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I just want bananas.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: All I'm asking for is some goddamn bananas. They keep
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: bringing me plantains.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Fucking Godzilla.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: Well, that's going to be fun. I'm jealous of your trip.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: It sounds fun.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: I'm deeply jealous.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Very excited for it.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: I have pretty much nothing looking forward to.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: It's all right. I'll be in Lexington, Kentucky soon. Oh, boy.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: I remember when I had that booked.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Doesn't feel like a relief.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: That's kind of like Japan.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: The Japan of Kentucky, probably. It honestly probably is.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: That's going to be fun.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. Is that where the University of
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Kentucky is?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: It is, right?
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it is.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they call it Kentucky. Oh, shit.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: It is, right? Are they really?
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Kentucky.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I thought that it was kind of nicer
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: than I expected when I got there. Strictest weed laws
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: in the union, though.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Down Kentucky way.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: In Lexington?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: In Kentucky in general.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Really? Yeah. What do they do?
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: They'll chop your hand off. Five years. It's like doing
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: graffiti in Japan.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Is it actually like that?
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: It's off the cancel. Because you know I'm bringing a pound.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: You know I'm coming to Lexington with a pound.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: You have to.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: That's typically how I travel. Just with a pound on me.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Just rolling up as soon as the plane touches down.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Just putting down the tray table.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: In case you have to barter?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: Just that's how much I plan on smoking. Wow. This weekend,
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: on Friday, I got bored. I told you guys a
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: while ago about my idea for an app, right? About
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: getting there the fastest way possible.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: No?
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Nothing? Not ringing any bells?
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: Let's put it this way. Whenever you think you've said something,
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: you haven't.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: No, I think I have.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Whenever you think you have something, you have not said
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: it before.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: No, I think I actually have. I told you about
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: I wanted to build a GPS, or I wanted there
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: to be a GPS app that would get you somewhere
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: the fastest possible way, combining, say, trains, bikes, cars, Ubers,
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: et cetera.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: I've not explained.
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: This to you guys.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: You have. You have. And I think that we talked
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: about that. It's just, that's, it's like not that different
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: from the other.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: That's what you guys claim.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: That's what you claim. Well, I made it. I created it.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: It's done.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: You vibe coded it?
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: I vibe coded it.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: What did you use?
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: OpenClaw?
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: No, I used Claude.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Claude?
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: It was so easy.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: It literally took me like an hour.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Let me see it. Let me see the app.
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: Well, it's not an app right now. Right now it's
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: just a website because I'm still, we're kind of in
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: the process of expanding.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: I love that you're doing things.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is it called?
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't you like to know? It's got a great name.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: ASAP.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: I actually do quite like it. So I'll do the
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: office from here.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: From here to Lexington.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: And then say, Francis, where do you have to? Well, no,
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: it only works in New York right now, which is
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: a little bit of a problem. But say, Francis, you're
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: flying out of where? JFK, I'm assuming.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: It's going to just say Uber.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Uber.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: It's all good.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: That's all good.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: The fastest way to get anywhere is always Uber.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Boy, am I glad I checked ASAP.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: It kind of has a cool looking interface.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: It does. Doesn't it?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Dude. Also, that was a clean interface.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Hang on. I don't believe that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: What?
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I don't believe that Uber is the fastest way for
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: me to get to JFK.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: What do you think it is?
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: The train?
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: I think that from right where we are right now,
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: the fastest way for me to get to JFK would
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: be to walk to Penn Station, get on the train to,
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Get on the air train. Sky train.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Or the air train.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it might not have that in the.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Let me put it into my ASAP because I might
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: have a different algorithm.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: It might not have one of the three key ways
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: to get to JFK?
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: Brother, it's not a complete product right now. We're still
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: very early in stages.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Then why are you showing it to us?
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Because it's... So.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: It pretty much never works. I would say like 95%
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: of the time it doesn't work.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: There it is.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: How many times are you using it?
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: You're not going to be able to find it. I'm
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: the only one that can access it.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: It will work one out of 20 times?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: No.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: But I did. I was testing it a lot on
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: Friday to see like which way would be like the fastest.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: And there was one scenario where from my apartment to
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: the stand, it did beat Apple Maps and Google Maps
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: by 10 minutes. Wow. And it had me doing like
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: some crazy route where it was like bike to this
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: train station and then take this train and then Uber
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: from that train station to there.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: It's going to have to get very detailed on a
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: level of aggressive biking.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: That's another thing that we're working on.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: If you're willing to bike at like a breakneck, life-threatening pace,
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: doing certain legs on a bike versus– City.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Bike versus electric city bike too.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Oh, of course.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: That's why I have a, it's really, it's actually insane.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: It live pulls the like data from the city bike doc.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: So it tells you how many city bikes are available.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: What did you put into the, to your vibe code prompt?
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: Don't worry about it. I'm not going to give you
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: my prompt. That's my intellectual property.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: No, it's not.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, it is.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Not until you patent that bitch. I'm taking ASAP and
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the fucking, I'm taking the name.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: And the secret sauce. You're not taking my prompt. You
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: have no idea how we operate. we're working fully off
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: of python i think i could imagine it no but
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: it is really easy to do and it really was
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: not hard at all it said it was going to
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: take me six months to a year and then i
• 37:51
  Speaker 5: did it in like an hour so cool it is
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: interesting because i am like not obviously i've been very
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: vocal about being anti-ai um that is one of the
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: the uses that's pretty cool it really like I mean,
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'm ever actually going to do anything
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: with this. I just wanted to do it for fun.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Don't say that. That's stupid to say.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, obviously, I'm going to try to sell
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: it to Google or Apple, make it a feature on
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: their maps already.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: For a billion.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: There you go. But that's, you know, whatever. We can
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: get into that another time. But it is, like, it
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: really does, like, completely kill, like, the skill gap of coding. Like,
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: anyone can do that. Like, anyone. If you have, like,
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: an actual idea for something, like, anyone can make it now.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Which is how it should be.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: I suppose.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Like, maybe.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Maybe not.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Why should only certain people be allowed to code?
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: Because it's one of those... I feel like you could
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: kind of make the same argument for the generative AI shit.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: But that's like being like the only people who should
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: be able to eat meat are hunters.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, that's a pretty extreme version of that.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I wanted to just slippery slope the hell out of
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: your argument. I want to straw man you to death.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: But don't you think like... Because people make the arguments about, well,
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: now everyone has this capability of making deep fakes with
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: generative AI. But it's like people already had that ability before.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: It was just you had to know how to do it,
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: which would mean you'd have to be very good at
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: editing and After Effects and all that shit.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I think it evens out the playing field.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: I guess it evens out the playing field. J.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Will, you out of here, brother?
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Appreciate you, J. Will.
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: What you weren't liking the ASAP talk? I got to go. Whatever, man.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Would you buy in on his app?
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: You want to invest?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: That sounds good, right?
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Enjoy Japan.
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: I have that same sweatshirt, but in brown. Never seen
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: the blue.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: What size you wear? Large.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, hell yeah. That would be awesome.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I would love that. Sweatshirt off his back.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: I'm assuming he's going to get me one. He's a
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Nike rep.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Well, not when he sees those fucking shoes you got on.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: The Sambas. Trust me, I don't want to be wearing
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: them either.
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: I hate these shoes. You've had those since we went
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: to Cleveland.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: But that's why I had to wear them because my
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: fucking Stan Smiths are like they have holes in them.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: I was walking around yesterday. My right foot is sopping wet.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: To your credit, you will beat the absolute shit out
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: of a piece of clothing until you have to throw
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: it away. Yeah. And you do so very reluctantly. Yeah.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Until it's trash. So I got to get some new
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Stan Smiths and I got to wear these fucking gay
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: ass shoes in the meantime.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: You don't have to wear any shoes, bro. Like you
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: can wear whatever shoes you want.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: I don't have other shoes to wear.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: What am I going to wear?
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: My fucking hiking boots?
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: They're the most acquirable asset on planet Earth right now.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: What, the Stan Smiths?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Any type of shoe. You can walk outside and get
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: fucking them on 34th Street or you can order them immediately.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: What were we looking for? We were looking for the
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: white bottoms, right?
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: You wanted the white shoe. Yeah.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: With gums all, I think. I don't think I wanted
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: the gunsole. I just feel like these shoes make me
• 40:56
  Speaker 5: look like I'm a ballerina. They're so perfectly fit to
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: my foot.
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: I don't think they look so bad.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: They look great. I don't know what the fuck you're
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: They make my feet look tiny.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: You have tiny feet.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: I have little tic-tacs for feet.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: You have stilts.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: That's what it looks like.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: It's fine. You look like a little ballerina on point.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It's fine, though.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: I feel like I would be hard to capture with
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: these shoes on. You wouldn't be able to get a
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: hold of me because I'd just slip right out.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: You probably don't even use footprints. You probably don't even
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: cast a shadow in those shoes. You're just so light
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: and dainty. They're nice. They're stylish. And they have a
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: nice silhouette.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: No, these shoes suck. But whatever. What can you do?
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: ASAP's going to feed us all soon.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Well, me and Francis aren't in on ASAP, right? Like
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: as founders.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: No.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: All you two have done is bring ASAP down, try
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: to kill the brand.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: That's not. What?
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: We're poking holes in it because we want it to float.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: I know you're saying it's the same thing as Google
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: Maps when Claude actually said it's not even close to
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: the same.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: As Google Maps. We're trying to differentiate it so our
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: IP is ironclad.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Well, of course, that's what Claude would say. Claude made it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: I actually fact-checked this with Claude and Claude said you're
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: both wrong.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Claude is going to affirm everything you say. Claude is
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: going to agree with you if you say fucking the
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: sky is black and Hitler is good.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Claude has a feature on it which I did not
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: use called computer use. And you can– if you download
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: the actual Claude app to your computer– And then you
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: set it to computer use. It will just take over
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: your computer. So like it can just do anything like
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: I like. There's a lot of stuff that I had
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: to do for this ride to like get the data
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: and then upload it to Claude and Claude would put
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: the data into the code and all that. But there
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: is a way where you could just tell them the
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: idea and then it'll just do everything because it has
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: full access to the Internet from your computer.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I guarantee that Francis can introduce you to somebody that
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: will pour gas on this thing and turn this into
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: a fucking, you know, a decacorn. But like you don't
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: want that.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: He would do that for you for a small percentage,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: but you're more concerned with. Owning everything instead of giving like.
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: A– Well, technically Dave owns it, but– I was going
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: to say I can introduce you to Dave.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: That would be my first stop.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Technically, me and Dave are co-founders.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Did it happen on a work computer? Because if so,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: he's 100%.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: I had to go to an underground bunker in order
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: for this to maintain my property.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's why you were building a computer.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Dial up internet. I wrote the code on pen and paper.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wrote the code on the typewriter. I fucked up.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, technically it's me, Dave, and Austin are kind of
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: going three ways on it.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: That means there's a percentage for me and Francis.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: If we just get you in front of the right guy.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: Definitely. I think I'm going to try to have ASAP
• 43:48
  Speaker 5: be a presenting sponsor of Bush. That'd be a great
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: way to just kind of keep the money circulating.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Keep it in house.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Pays for itself.
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: But I mean, I think if I'm able to get
• 44:01
  Speaker 5: it to a point where it's really accurate, I think
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: there's a lot of potential here because we are working
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: on adding running into the software.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, cool.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: Where it'll be like, get out of the car and
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: you got to start running. Oh. Yeah. Like the traffic
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: was unexpected. We didn't expect this. You got to get
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: out and you got to start. You got to move.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: You got to run at a blank pace.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: You know where I could see this?
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: Like Tendul and Succession, you know, when he's running through
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: the Holland Tunnel. Is this late for the meeting? Like that.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: You know where I could see this having a really
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: good use case is if, in theory, you were late
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: for a flight or something.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: That's what it's for.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: Just hold on.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Let Francis talk.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: And you wanted to know, is it even worth me
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: going to the airport or will I miss the flight?
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: And they were like, okay, you got to do this.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Then you got to get out and run. Then you're
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: going to do this and you're going to have to
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: run through the terminal. Mm-hmm. And if you do that
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: based on where the gate is and what security is
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: like at this moment, you might make it. You have
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: a 70% chance of it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: Love that. You just got yourself a percentage.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: That's all it takes. 1% for Francis.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: So if you incorporate what security clearance you have. No.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I think I deserve a percent.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: No, I don't like that idea.
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: If you go through it clear or– No, we don't
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: want to work with you.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I think I probably just earned a percent with you.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: The way that it's going to work though for the
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: running is it's only going to tell you to run
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: if it will save you time because you don't want
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: to just have to be getting all sweaty for no reason.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: What if it's like two-mile pace, four-mile pace, six-mile pace?
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: Well, the way that run will work because walking is
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: currently set to walking is three miles per hour. Running
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: would be set to five miles per hour. But it
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: would only kick into telling you to run if it's
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: like there's a train that you could make if you
• 45:56
  Speaker 5: are to run rather than walk. Oh, that's a special feature.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: Because it's not going to tell you to run to
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: the train if you would have been able to make
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: that train by walking. That's just going to get you
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: sweaty for no reason, which is not at all what
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: ASAP is trying to achieve.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: What's your monetization plan?
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: We want sweat for a reason.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Are you going to charge a subscription or membership or
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: are you just going to advertise on the– Oh, no.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: We're a fully free nonprofit. Our main way of making
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: money is selling data and surveillance. We're going to be
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: selling your every move.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, so this is a teal play.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Teal is a big part of this.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: I watched a movie last night called– no, this is
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: so weird. I watched a movie last night called Disconnect.
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: Terrible movie. Produced by Peter Thiel and Elon Musk. Isn't
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: that weird? Coming up in the credits, executive producer Peter Thiel. Whoa.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Flashbang?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Who's the star of that? Alexander Skarsgård?
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: 7.5 on IMDb is pretty good, dude.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: I hated it. I didn't even finish it. It was
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: really dark. The kid kills himself. It's really graphic.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Hated it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: I'm not into that kind of thing.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: That sucks.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Bad vibrations. Low vibration content.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, really bad vibrations. I don't want to see kids
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: hanging from the rafters.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Is it a commentary on technology?
• 47:18
  Speaker 5: It is, yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Beat it. I'm not getting a commentary on technology from
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the two main guys pumping technology down my throat so
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: they can clear their conscience. Well, we made disconnect. Yeah,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you do have to plug your arm in to be
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: able to breathe.
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: That's exactly what it is.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: We warn you.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: It's like them warning against the dangers of social media
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: and stuff.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Does it stem from that case where the girl told
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: that guy he should kill himself and then he did
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: and then the family sued her? No.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: I can see where you get that, but no, it's
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: not very similar.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: I appreciate you trying to put yourself in my shoes.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: Of course. Even though they're way.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: Too big for you. Well, you're a business partner of
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: mine now.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Now I'm the outsider. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: in bed together.
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, we're booked. We have meetings today.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we do.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: With a lot of investors.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: I'm a meeting guy now.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: Why do you think he's going to Japan? He's going
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: to sell it like Nike.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Like shoe dog.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: He's got a Nintendo Kinect.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: He's just going to be walking into factories with a briefcase.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: And a gift for each business person.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Well, now it's going to be my life's work to
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: sabotage your company. I'm going to be like Eduardo Saverin.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: You never will.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: I guarantee I will. I'd be curious about whether, you
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: know how they say that businessmen get so drunk that
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: they fall asleep on park benches and people give them
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: a blanket or something like that? I wonder if that
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: would apply to a white tourist.
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: I don't think so. I was going to say that.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: If I were in a suit?
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was going to say that earlier, that you
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: should get super hammered and fall asleep on the street,
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: but I don't think, I think they'll probably kill you.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: No, they won't.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: They'll just pull you off the street. If I'm wearing
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: a suit? Then they're going to say you come to
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: our country and disrespect our country.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: They're not going to do that.
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Mock our culture? No, no.
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: They're not going to do that at all.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: No, I just had a lot of whiskey.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: And they want you to. They want you to get
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: drunk and have a good time.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: That's just such an American mindset. It's so fucking, so
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: closed mind. They're not going to beat you up or
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: rob you. They're going to respect you because they're respectful.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Well, the closest he's ever been to Japan is Wyoming.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: I think New York is closer than Wyoming. You're probably right. Actually, probably.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: I have no idea. Definitely.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Am I going east?
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: I think I might be going east.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: I thought you were.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: You're going to the east, but you're going west. You're
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: going so far west that it becomes east.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Well, if you were to fly from California, would you
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: go west or would you go over America?
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I suspect you'd go west from California.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: I mean– That's what I would assume as well, Brown.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I think you'd go over the top of like Alaska.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you do go– you go way up north. I
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: mean that's why on the way home I'm stopping in Minneapolis.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: You go east by northwest, I'm pretty sure.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: Interesting. Is that so that they can be near land?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: No, I think it slingshots you.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: The shortest route.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I think it's like a NASCAR move that when you
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: go around that part, it just kind of.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like riding the edge.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: It's like riding the edge.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: Like that guy that did that. It's like, I'm just
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: going to hit the gas and just.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I'm either going to see a checkered flag or Jesus.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Tyler, will you look and see if a flight from
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: California to Tokyo, like what that, how that does it?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: So the last thing I'll say about ASAP, but picture this.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: Another idea that I had to getting into it was
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: airlines flying.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, final.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: Why didn't you start with this?
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: But, It's very risky and no airlines would be on
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: board with this. And there is a massive risk of
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: you wouldn't have your flights really insured. But I'm thinking
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: about breaking the barrier of the one airline layover. Maybe
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: there's a faster way. Maybe you fly to Chicago and
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: you fly there on United, but you got to get
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: to California. Next flight to California is not till 5 p.m.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: You're there.
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: It's 3 p.m. But what if there's a flight from
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: Delta at 3.30?
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, you're saying Switch Airlines. Yeah. For that, I think... Well,
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: doesn't Kayak already do it?
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: You can sleep on it.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Kayak already does it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Does it?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Looks like the futures for ASAP is rocky.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Whoa, hold on.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Hold the phone.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Hold the phone. Is that true? Does Kayak do that?
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Because I feel like Klopp would have let me know.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: But remember, here's the problem with that plan is that
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: if you check a bag, they won't pass it through
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: for you.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: Well, you would have to go back and claim it,
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: a baggage claim, and then- And nobody wants to do that.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: But if it's faster- But like if the idea is
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: that you take a four hour layover. Okay. Well, I mean,
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: how much, think of how much time it would take.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: We don't want to be held accountable for that though. Exactly.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: This is not to be used by people in the
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: third trimester. If there are, if you're trying to save
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: time on like a four hour layover and cut it
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: down to a one hour layover, then you have to
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: think about how much time it would take to exit,
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: get your bag, switch to another terminal possibly, recheck in,
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: check your bag, go through security again and get to
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: that gate. All of that, it's tough to put a
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: premium on that.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: And for that reason, he's out.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Well, he hasn't said that yet, so let's go easy.
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: But I think realistically, it would only be like, I
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: feel like there's been maybe one or two times where
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: I could have done it and it would have saved
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: me time.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: Who knows?
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: I had that flight, remember, to Oregon? Yeah. Went out
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: there to, that was last October, to Bandon Dunes and-
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Right after Japan. Correct. I flew home from Japan via Oregon.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you were just getting back.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I was flying and I flew to Denver
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: on Delta and then I flew on United from- denver
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: to to bend oregon and do you remember that i
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: had a first class seat on the way out and
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: i was at the gate oh yeah but i hadn't
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: checked in yeah but i was sitting there and they
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: took it away from me yeah by the way that
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: flight credit just expired oh that's the worst it gave
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: me they gave me a thousand dollars of flight credit
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: and they didn't tell me and i didn't see it
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: yeah and i called them and i was like can
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: i extend this use please And they were like, no,
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: not only can you not extend this use, but this
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: is a case where this expires in a week. And
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: it doesn't even matter if you buy your flights now
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: and then use them. You have to fly both the
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: flights before the end of the week.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: That's bullshit.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: That wouldn't happen on ASAP.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: It wouldn't happen on Delta.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't happen on Delta, which is why ASAP is going
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: to try to partner with Delta. We're going to try
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: to make that happen.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: Specifically.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: Specifically with Delta.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: But that's kind of counterintuitive because- It's going.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: To prioritize Delta flights, but it will still be open.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: But what if Frontier is the fastest?
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Then it'll tell you Frontier.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Trick question. Frontier has already folded.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: Just admit that we've got a piece of the future here.
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: You're always looking for that next app that's just going
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: to make things more convenient in a way you didn't
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: expect them to be more convenient.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: This will have to run extremely well for it to
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: actually be beneficial to anybody. And it will have to
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: be very accurate, which is really difficult.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Especially for a vibe coder.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: Well, let's not shame vibe coders.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I don't think that you're going to
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: put in the requisite time for this.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think I needed to though. I think the
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: idea is already done. Now I just need the investors.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: You need a workhorse.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: I need meetings now.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: You need to have a partner that's going to be
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: a workhorse.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: Do you think my comedy agent would be surprised if
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: I called him and I was like, I need you
• 55:10
  Speaker 5: to get me meetings in Silicon Valley? I know this
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: is a little bit off of what we're typically used to,
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: but I'm going to Cali.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I think you would buy it.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: I want teal. Bring me teal.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: Do you still rep teal?
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Walking in in the bathrobe.
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: That would be great.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I don't think you could pull it off, though.
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: I could, for sure.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: They would see you dressed normal, and they'd be like, oh,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: he's trying to dress schlubby to neg us.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: And you'd be like, no, this is my best.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: No, this is actually how I am.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: These are my church clothes.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: This is my true Sunday best.
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• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Fellas, I was in North Carolina or South Carolina this weekend.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: And it was one of those weekends that it was
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: the drunkest I've been in five years. Oh, it was.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: I love that.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: It was just. Sounds like every weekend for me. Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I was Francis. It was Japan's drunk. It was
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: as drunk as you're going to be. There were Japanese
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: people in South Carolina leaving money by me as I
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: was passed out outside. We hit the welcome dinner, and
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: the welcome dinner is obviously the trap that everybody falls
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: into on a wedding weekend because you're going to rev
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: the engine too hard, and you're going to blow a gasket.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: Is this your first wedding post-children?
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: No, but it's the last wedding of my wife's friends,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: so everybody turned up and showed out. And the girls
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: all went to bed because they had to have a time.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: But we had pre-ceremony drinks afterwards. And then we hit
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: the town. And I think Charleston's Main Street is one
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: of the best Main Streets in the continental United States.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: I've never been.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: King Street?
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: It's a primo street.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: A lot of talent.
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: What schools are out there?
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: Live musicians.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: UNC Charleston.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: Oh. CFC. Mm-hmm.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Um just lots of really really nice uh bars restaurants
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: it's just a fantastic main street.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: But it's not 17 women to every one man.
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah really mathematically that's great it's insane and um the
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: highest per capita michelin restaurants and it's not like new
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: orleans where there's like somebody trying to sell you a
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: fucking AK-47 filled with like slush drink or something like that.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: That's neon colored or something. It's nice and bespoke. And
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: so I was obliterated by the time we even went
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: out and we went to three bars. And the first
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: bar that we went to, the guy handed me my I.D.,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: And just the weight of my ID started to knock
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: me backwards. Someone had a guy in my group who
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: was a male nurse had to like pick me up,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: like usher me in. I tried to bring three drinks
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: from that bar into the next bar. I was wearing
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: a suit. And so this small lesbian bouncer came up
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: to me and removed each one of the drinks one
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: from my suit pocket one from my back pocket one
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: from my hand she physically turned me around and just
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: guided me right out the door and then the last
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: bar i went to this guy was like oh my
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: god ron it's my dream to freestyle with you oh
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: hell yeah and so i was like i'm gonna fucking
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: make make it happen make this guy's dream come true
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: i couldn't say like I couldn't find two words to rhyme.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even find a first sentence to start with.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: And I tried to start multiple times. He went, I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: tried to like jump back in and no words would
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: come out. And at the end he was like, well, like,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: At least you're like a really good guy. And I
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: didn't even black out. I just woke up to like
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: that sentence.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: Did he get to spit some bars?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: He got it. And he got his rocks off.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: He was doing great.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was doing great. And I just was deeply
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: embarrassing myself at every level. Lost my ID, smoked a
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: pack of cigarettes.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Fuck it.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: Lost your ID.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Lost my driver's license.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: How'd you get home?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: How'd you get home?
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I bring a passport with me.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Oh, nice.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: In case of something like that.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: And, uh, I mean, it sounds fun, but I.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Mean, I slept so much the next day that like,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I felt, I mean, I was hung over, but.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: Was your wife in the wedding?
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: She was in the wedding.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: So you had the room to yourself.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: The room to myself.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: That's awesome. Thank God.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Just at the last second, got to the wedding at
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: the actual time. And, uh, was finally ready to go.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: But all the other fellows were like, hey, we're watching
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: college football. Let's go and drink. I was in hell.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: How bad was it on Saturday for you?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't think I was going to make it out.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: I tried to go.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: Were you throwing up?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I wasn't throwing up, but one of the guys was like,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: only way is through. We've got to hit the gym.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: So I went and tried to hit the gym.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow. Good for you, dude.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: It made it 10 times worse.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I was drinking an electrolyte beverage. That almost made me
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: throw up. And the only food they had was like nuts.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: So I was just eating nuts and electrolyte beverages and fucking.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Unsalted almonds don't do a great thing for soaking up
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: the poison.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: It was terrible. I needed like some pork belly and
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: fries or something to soak it up.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Why didn't you get a little DoorDash going?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: I just, I wasn't fit to do anything except for
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, lay back down in bed.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: Were you yuking or were you shitting?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I was, I was yuking. Oh no, shitting, shitting.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: No yuk.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: No uke, just shit?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I tried to force a uke, but it wasn't coming out.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Nothing worse than that, being hung over, trying to throw up,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: and you can't.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: I just felt so tightly packed. I just felt like
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: a fucking sausage.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: If I make the decision to throw up when I'm
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: in that state, I won't stop forcing it until I do.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, I bet almost immediately.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: Because if you try to commit and you don't, you're
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: in a way worse yeah.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: You feel way worse because you brought everything to the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: surface yeah i felt like me trying to throw up
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: was trying to like wring water out of a wet
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: sock it was just like just like the oh that's
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: a terrible.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Feeling that sounds like hell but it was i mean
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: it was so much fun.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: So did you get banged up on saturday too i.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Got banged up proper not as banged up but.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: Uh shampoo you shampooed it yeah yeah yeah.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Just a little bit just had like like a frozen
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: drink A little painkiller. It was just a blast, though.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: Love that.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: Like the drink was called a painkiller?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: Did it kill the pain?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I guess it kind of did. The wedding was across
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: from a brewery. I just think Charleston is just such
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: a charming area.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: You're the second. My buddy told me he and his
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: wife went down there for a wedding a couple weeks
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: prior and also were like, we would move here.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so charming.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: I want to go down. I think I want to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: go down and hang out with Craig Conover.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Shit, brother.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Because I think if he and I ran around together,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: we would wreak some havoc.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: Why don't we do Charleston week?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: I would love to. We stay on Sullivan Island or
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: something like that? Yeah. Go see downtown Charleston?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: That would be sick. Good fishing down there?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right? Fishing's dead, buddy. Why? You haven't been fishing
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: since we all fished together.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: That's not true.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: You don't go fishing anymore.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: That was your temporary hobby. Now you're a vibe coder.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Just fucking embrace it. Like people go through changes.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, focus.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: You would have gone fishing this weekend if you were
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: still a fisherman.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: I had shows this weekend.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: I couldn't.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: You could have gone in the morning.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: Why did you look at your Fitbit to confirm that
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: you had shows this weekend?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: Force of habit.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Because his biometrics were spiking because he's lying.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: My biometrics went up.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: I had to make sure.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: His heart rate went to 200 because he was lying
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: so hard.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 5: I had to make sure you guys couldn't see that
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: I was lying through my Fitbit. Yeah. Well, that sounds great.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: How was the flight home?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that anxiety-inducing.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: At the airport, though.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: Did you get home in time for ball?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't see the beginning of the first games, but
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: I saw the end of the first games, all the
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: second games.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: Not bad.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: Those games were pretty shit until the second half, anyway.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: The second games were great.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Second games were amazing.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: And I got to see my Jits. I got to
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: play with my Jits.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Lovely. And then you get the Eagles tonight. You get
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: to watch your Eagles lose to a backup quarterback.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: But this is the past now.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to do that to our fans.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: We should talk about how bad Drake May looks, though.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: We really should. People want to hear that.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: We should.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: People do want to hear that. We should talk about that.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: We are not a football show, but this is important.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: This is bigger than football.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: Drake May is a joke. How could it be?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: I don't know what happened. I mean, I honestly, I'm
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: starting to think. I think it's true. I think Rossini
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: killed our team. I really do. And I know that
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: might not be the popular take, but I really think
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: she killed everything of our team.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: But she didn't mean to.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: But obviously it's not her. It's Vrabel as well.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: But she dropped the china that she was trying to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: hold so closely. She tried to hold a baby bird
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: and she squished it. Yeah.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: It feels like last year, it felt like we were
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: like a real team. Like it felt like it was
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: like you got Diggs hyping people up on the sideline.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: Vrabel's like coach of the year. You got Drake May
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: being a leader. And now it's just like we got
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: a bunch of like dogs with their tails between their legs,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: like afraid to even be on the field. And Vrabel
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: just looks like, I just can't help but think, like,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: he's just, like, a piece of shit.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: No? Because of the Rossini thing?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: Well, the Rossini, like, I feel like he lost the
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: locker room.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, really? I feel like in the NFL, you have
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: sex with someone who's not your wife. You win the
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: locker room.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: But he didn't have sex with, he had a second family.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Ugh.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: He had like a whole nother life.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: I don't see the issue in the NFL here.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: It's not like Stefan Diggs like fucking his chef and
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: his security guard who happens to be a five foot
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: one girl with a BBL. Like- It's a dude who
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: has the kids in a family who had like another family.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: I just think that, you know, that happens quite often
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 4: in the NFL.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Does it?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 5: With coaches?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: Maybe not coaches, but I bet you the players, when
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: they found out, they were like, oh, he should have
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: talked to my housekeeper. I have an organizer for this
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: type of thing.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: It just feels like there's like a built an app.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: There's a massive multifam. It feels like there's a drastic
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: difference between last year and this year. And that's the
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: only thing that I can think of. Other than that,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: like we lost dig if we lost booty, but like.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: AJ Brown, doesn't he not talk to the godfather of
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: his children now?
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: AJ Brown, they should just drop him, honestly. I don't
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: even want him in.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: The locker room. Really?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: I don't want him.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Can you think you could get Diggs and Booty back?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: I wish.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: I mean, Diggs is literally having like a breakout season
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: again with the commanders.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Who would have thought it?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: Me.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: But then A.J. Brown, he was the one saying it's
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: so nice to finally play with Drake May because he
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: throws such a nice ball.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: He's got to feel like a fucking moron.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: He's got to.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: Like the biggest dumbass of all time. He's like, they
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: were in the Super Bowl last year. I'm taking them
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: there again. And then he twists his ankle out for
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: half the season.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: This is the worst injury epidemic I've ever seen in
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 4: the NFL.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: I feel like this is how it's been the last
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: couple of years.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Last year actually might have been worse. Last year, I
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: feel like we lost five starting quarterbacks in the first week.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: That happened this year. Jaden Daniels, Caleb, Jackson Dart, Kyler
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Murray was out for a little bit.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: Maybe I'm thinking of two years ago when it was
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers and then Kirk Cousins and then everybody. It
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: was just they kept going down. But it's bad. I mean,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: it's really bad. It kind of makes it like.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: It's a violent sport.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's like, is it.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: Why is it happening? Why is it every single game
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: a star player?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: All the Giants get hurt because their stadium is concrete.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: All the 49ers players get cursed because they were built
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: on a cursed Indian grave site, a pet cemetery. And
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: those are the only two teams that are really going
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: through it. Are the Giants, I think, also Harbaugh doesn't
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: let anybody rest or something like that? I don't know.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: You're the Giants guy.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know Harbaugh that well. He doesn't ask him
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: about that.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: He feels like a bad idea as a coach.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Like Brian Burns had an ankle injury and he rushed
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: back Brian Burns.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think that's what I would do if I
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: was a coach too.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Rush guys back?
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, they're just like guys go out with like
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: they twist their ankle and all of a sudden they're
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: out for half the season. It's like, what are we
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: paying you for? You know, that's what my mindset would be.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: The Giants are in such a weird spot right now
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: where they're 2-1 after beating the Titans, who are, I think,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: the worst team in the league.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: It's probably the Titans and the Patriots, realistically.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: And it's like, all right, are we going to lose
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: out now? Shouldn't we kind of tank? Yeah. Again?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: It sucks so much. Do you think Archmanning is worth
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: tanking for?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: God no i would try to win games so that
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 5: you guys can't get arch manning do you uh.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: I think you're kind of buying the pedigree with him
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna let him fail but i also think
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: jackson dart you're already locked in with jackson dart you
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: got jackson dart.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: He's made of glass how many seasons have we had
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: him you know.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: Really second season in a row where he's out the
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: whole season.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he plays too rough, but I think that there's
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: other guys that the Giants specifically could get. Take another
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: spin with him. Go 2-15, lose the rest of your games,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: and then take another spin. Get that wide out from
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Ohio State.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Jeremiah Love.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: That DN from....
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 5: Jeremiah Love looks insane.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: Jeremiah Smith. Jeremiah Love is the running back from the Cardinals.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: We got different Jeremiahs we're throwing.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: At each other. We're throwing different Jeremiahs around.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: They look cool on their pussy asses.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: Well, I was thinking of Jeremiah Smith. Jeremiah Love actually
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: looks pretty mid. Jeremiah Smith looks amazing. Yeah. Different competition.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: You guys know football far better than I do.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: Oh, I do.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 4: How hard is it? It's really hard. What is the
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: real problem with if you've got a very good quarterback
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: or even like an upper mid-level quarterback? investing so much
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 4: in your offensive line.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: That's how you're supposed to do it.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Does that just necessarily come at the detriment of a
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: robust defense?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Not necessarily.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 5: Not after the Bengals. Might take you a couple years
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: to get there, though.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: I think you've got to build through the trenches. I
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: think you know more about football than you're letting on, brother.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: Well, it just seems to me that having your starting
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: quarterback play every game of your NFL season almost.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: Versus being out in the first couple of weeks is
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: the difference between the playoffs and utter horrific performance.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Totally. Or if you have a decent offensive line, you
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: can make everybody think you have a good quarterback like
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: the Patriots last year.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: Well, no, the Patriots had a terrible offensive line last year.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: Last year, we were just a bit like Drake May
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: was a better quarterback last year.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: Statistically, he was a significantly better quarterback.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Morgan Moses can't even play. They're putting in the rookie.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: They're taking out your offensive lineman. They're sitting guys who
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: could play last year. It just breaks my fucking heart.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: It's really frustrating because it's not even like the Patriots
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: are the worst team in the league. They're the worst.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: They're the least. I would put them up there with
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: the Eagles in terms of like, I want to blow
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: my fucking head off when I'm watching this team play.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Leave the Eagles out of it, bro.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: But the Eagles are unbearable to watch.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 4: Unbearable.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: You're hurt and you're trying to hurt me. And I
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: understand that that's what's going on.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 4: Hurt people hurt people.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Exactly. That's all that's happening right now. I'm not hurt.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: This is what I expected going into this year.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: You're lashing out and that's okay. But just be aware.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: I think I said going into the season, I said
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: we were going to go 4-13.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: And I said yesterday to a lot of people, I
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: said we're going to get exposed today by the Jags.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: And that's exactly what happened.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: That was known.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: The Jags are good. Trevor Lawrence, you're kind of a
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Jags fan.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: A little bit.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: Not at all.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: I hate Trevor. Well, I don't hate Trevor Lawrence. That's
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: a nasty thing to say.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Deep down, you're a bit of a Jags fan.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: I got nothing against Trevor Lawrence. He's a good player.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: And a good guy.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: And a good guy.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: He's rock solid. I have to pee so bad.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, I guess we can just end the episode then.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: We don't have to end the episode.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: No, we'll just end the episode.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: I have to pee, so I'm going to piss myself.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: We'll just end it right there.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I crushed the water. I'm fresh off of crushing a
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: water on the other podcast.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: Two coffees. Two coffees deep over here.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and have you shit?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: No, I wish.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: That's insane.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Man, I've had the worst stomach ache. I get these
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: stomach aches like once every like two months where it's
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: like a combination of indigestion and constipation. And it just
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: leads to a week of intense pain in the stomach.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: A whole week?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Usually, yeah.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Now, is there no medication that you can take? Pepto-Bismol.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: Saturday night, I was in bed. Had a free night.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: My spot was early. I had like a 7.15 spot.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Got home.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: That's nice.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Just really looking forward to a night of games. Can't
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: even sit at the desk because my stomach hurts so bad.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: So I got to lay in bed with a heating
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: pad on my stomach like I'm a pregnant lady.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you're three days in front of your period.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like I have period cramps.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: And it just kept getting– it was like pressure. I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: felt like a video of Stu Feiner. You know when
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: you see those videos of Stu and you're like– it
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: looks like you could just pop his stomach with a
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: little needle and it would just start hissing out air.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: That's how I felt. On Saturday night.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: So at like 2 a.m., I door dash laxatives.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: To my apartment.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: Take an overnight laxative, which I've never done before. I've
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: never taken a laxative.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: I woke up the next morning, shit, but like barely.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: And now I'm like, okay, now we got a real
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: issue because where did the laxative, like what's going on
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: in my body? And I went to, then I went
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: on a little walk, like barely. I went to like
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: to go to the store, came back.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: Big time.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: Hiroshima.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: Dam's broke. Baghdad. Yeah. Landslide in Brazil. Totally. Whole village
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: wiped into the river.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: But then the stomachache goes away. Complete relief. Feel good.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: Then it comes back. And this is how it is
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: every time. I would say Wednesday I'll probably be in
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: the clear. I was saying that's how I felt on
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: Saturday night.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I know that you're not having your leafy greens.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: No, I am. That's the thing, too. But I feel
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: like they're like it's making it like there's just I
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: don't know what it is. I got to go to
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 5: the doctor. I'm sick of living like this.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Yes, you should.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 5: I can't exist.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: You got to do that thing where you find out
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: like what you're you need a stool sample, but you
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: need to figure out what you're allergic to.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But it's not like a really long process.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: Like when it's the stomach.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: One thing you could consider is fecal transplant therapy. Oh, no.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: That's where they take someone else's... I think they might
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 4: actually pump it down your throat into your stomach. I
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: could be wrong. They either go up or they go down.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: I'd rather just have a stomachache.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: But they would take the shit from a healthy person,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: say me. I would be willing to put my shit
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: down your throat. I would happily do that. In fact,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: we don't need a doctor.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Francis' shits come out beautiful. They're like a double helix.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: They come out like a bucatini.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: I would rather my stomach explode from pressure than have
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: you shit in my throat.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: You're going to need a healthy donor. And my gut
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: health is pretty darn good. Because I eat clean.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: And he's a kombucha man.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: That said, really quick aside. So, I've been on this
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: kick of losing 10 pounds.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: I'm down four.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: Doing well.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: I mean, down four pounds is what? Was that as
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: of this morning?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: As of yesterday, but that's like... You could be up five.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Francis is consistent. You could set your clock to Francis' weight.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: He's not fluctuating like us salt eaters.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: You don't fluctuate like that?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: Cause I'm up and down like I had.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: Been, I had been two 20 to two 21 for,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: for a long time. So to see it come down
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: to two 16 was a pretty nice surprise. It just
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: was a dramatic diversion from what it had typically been.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: But my point being, um, that that was the way
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: I did that was just purely by what I noticed
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: was that when I cut out sugar, I really ramped
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: back on sugar, basically entirely cut it out. Um, That
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: actually did away with like cravings for larger portion sizes.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: And I find that now when I'm eating, whether it's
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: at a restaurant or like I've ordered some food or something,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: I get full and notice it and I don't eat
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: the rest. I save it for the next day or
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: something like that. Interesting. I'm not overeating. And I really
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: attribute that to cutting down on sugar.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Has that affected your gains in the gym? Are you
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: able to still hit your PRs and your burpees and
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: your pull-ups and everything?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm working out kind of the same way.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't... Are you still doing two-a-days or no?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: No? That was for the Olympics. Yeah.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: That was when I was on the Olympic team.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that sucks.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: But I will say that, like, what was I going
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: to say? No sugar.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: I've heard that people say, like, eating... Sorry, are you eating, like, fruit?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: Or are you just doing no, like, sweets?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: No sweets.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Interesting.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: No refined sugars.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: I'm not really eating much fruit as a dessert either.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'll have a banana in the morning. But
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: on Sunday, I just decided, you know, it's been a
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: long period of relaxation. Spartan yeah yeah real discipline and
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: I might as well I didn't really have much going
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: on I worked out in the morning and then it
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: was football and I was like I guess I'm gonna
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: watch nine hours of football on like a movie and
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: really just rot and have a nice candle going and
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: stuff like that beautiful because it was pouring out and
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: I ordered some food and then I said, you know what?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: I haven't had a dessert in a long time. I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: wasn't really craving one, but I thought, whatever, let's just
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: treat ourselves a little cheat day. And I ordered $ 48
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: of ice cream. Oh, wow.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of ice cream.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: I ordered two sundaes.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: How many cones is that?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: Well, it was two full sundaes that I added pistachio
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: cream and peanut butter sauce to one and then I
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: added Oreo crumble and like a strawberry jam type thing. Well,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: why two?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Huh? Why two?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: Because I really wanted variety.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: So it seems like you went like zero to a thousand.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: And then I also ordered a coffee milkshake.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: That's a binge. We're talking about a binge right there.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of dairy. Yeah. Well, the milkshake I had,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: I substituted oat milk. Oh. Which turned out fine.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: Very smart.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: But the ice cream was full dairy.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: And I ate.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: A lot.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: Of it.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: So you think you're probably up four.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 4: Well, I will say that I felt worse after this
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: than I had in a long time.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: And I think it's because like I had cleansed my body.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: My body was like, oh, we're not doing that anymore.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're going to.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 4: Okay. Like, let's let's let's let the flowers blossom. Yeah.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 4: Spring is here.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: You're running on premium. Yeah. And then you put some fucking.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: And then I went back to heroin. Yeah. And it
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 4: just shut my body down.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: And everything was unhappy.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: How bad did you feel?
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Horrible.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: Like I had shin splints from it.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's the worst.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 4: Places in my body hurt from that binge that had
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: not been hurting in a long time.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: Were you able to sleep well or no?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: Luckily, I ate all that at 3 p.m.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, this was early.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I didn't eat after that either.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: What was the food that you ordered? Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: What food did you order before that?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: I had steak. I had pasta.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 5: Oh my God. This is a massacre. Steak, pasta, and
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: then three sundaes?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Is by air, by sea, by asshole.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: That would actually kill me. Like pasta alone is like,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: I'm going to have diarrhea regardless.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's torture.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: Let alone steak and ice cream.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: I say that I ordered it. I didn't actually order it.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: It was the leftovers from Saturday when I went to
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: this unbelievable restaurant in New York City called Ciciamo.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I've been.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 4: Have you really?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: That's great.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 4: In Hudson Yards? Have you been?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: No, but I just heard people downstairs were just arguing
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: about Ciciamo.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: It is good.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: It's amazing. I lied. I had a feeling. Yeah. We've
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: never even been to Hudson.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: No, I thought we were going to move on from
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: it faster than that.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: Why would you even lie about it?
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: Because I thought it would be funny if I'd been,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: but then I realized we were going to actually talk
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: about it. So I can't keep continuing with that lie.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Pull the parachute, brother.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I might as.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 5: Well get ahead of it now.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 4: What did you have?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: The steak. You know they have the steak.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: The steak and the pasta.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: Um but yeah i ordered a ton of food there
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: and then brought a bunch of it home and get
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 4: this these people were so nice they're fans of the
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 4: pod oh and the sommelier i was sitting at the
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: counter came over and was like can i pour you
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: guys can i pour you a little um glass of
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: wine and i was like oh sure okay and he's
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: like i got a white and a red he's poison
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: so i'm like is he i was kind of like
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: is he letting me sample this like i i didn't
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: did i buy this yeah i wasn't entirely sure yeah
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: because i still had a cocktail and whatever and um
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: anyway uh at the end of the lunch it was
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: like it was like i ate at like 3 30
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: on saturday 4 p.m the bartender who had been serving
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 4: me my meal was like by the way our sommelier
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 4: took care of everything and i was like.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: What ever like the whole meal and the whole meal jesus.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: And i was like i was truly stunned i was
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 4: like i don't understand and because he hadn't come up
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  Speaker 4: and poured me the wine and been like by the
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: way yeah yeah love you or whatever he was just
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: like let me pour some wine try this so um
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: turns out that they're the sommelier and the owner and
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 4: the gm or whatever are big fans of boy dad.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Um that's it and he said that.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: Anytime that we want to go in there we should.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: We should go to Somalia for a tour.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: You're conflating Somalia and Sisiamo into Somalia. Yeah.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: The Somalian sommelier from Sisi Amo.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 5: We should have a Somalian– we should do a Somalian tour.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we should.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's definitely what we have to go. We have
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: to go to Somalia. That's definitely the place that I
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: want to go to is Somalia.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Whatever. Sisi Amo is an amazing restaurant. And by the way,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: I didn't know any of that was going to happen
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: and I was going to recommend the place anyway.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: So how did you work out a tip?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: Great question because I was– the bartender– Was the one
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: who had to be like, it's all taken care of.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: And then I was like, but how am I supposed to?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 4: And then I was like, I feel really bad. Like,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: I want to tip you. And she was like, okay.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: She's like, I'll charge you one cent right now for
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 4: your lunch. And then you can tip whatever on top.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: At least she let you tip.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: I gave a hundred bucks.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: That's a great tip. I don't know. That's kind of a.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: If you have your.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 4: Whole meal comped. What is the right tip?
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: That's what I was going to ask.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 4: I figure if the meal had been $ 200, you're talking about.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: A 50% tip. When the Somalian comped it, is that
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 5: coming out of their check?
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: No, they probably have a certain amount of comps.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: Because it kind of.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: Seems like a great strategy if you're the Somalian to
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: make way more money.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: The money doesn't go to him.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: But the Somalian gets no money.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: But he's getting the tip.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: No, the tip went to the bartender.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: I'm assuming the waitstaff all splits tips.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, never mind. Never mind. I was going to say
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: like comp the meal and then you get a massive tip.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: We should go to Ciciamo as a pod though. Definitely.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: All of us, we should go.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: I think 100 was a nice tip. I think as
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: long as you're not shorting them, it's okay.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: Well, you got to go beyond because they've comped the
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 4: whole meal.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: What would you have tipped?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: Well, how much would the meal have been?
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: 200.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 4: 200-ish? 100.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Or maybe the whole 200. Whoa. But that's just because
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: I know what you were saying, so I want to
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: say a higher amount.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. That's fair.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: Trying to make Francis look bad?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I... I just want them to come back.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: I would have tipped 300, personally.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Well, you know that Somalian.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: 150%.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: That sounds so nice. What kind of pasta was it?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: I did the cavatelli and then this other one, I
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: can't remember. It was like long and thin. It had
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: artichokes and rabbit in it.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: Rabbit. A ragu. It is rabbit season.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: It might have been a ragu.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Or is it duck season?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 5: No, it's rabbits.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: Duck season?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 5: Rabbit is big right now. It's the perfect time of year.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 5: We got to wrap this up.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, we do.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately, I'm having a good time. Much more to talk about.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to just have, we're having RU Garbage on.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: So we're going to record with them now. All right.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: We will see you guys next week.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: Goodbye.