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OUTRO: Off The Darts He Says · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: You get to go Jason Man.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, for all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: for for Dogget for the silver.
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  Speaker 1: Littering Wheek Day on radioca. Yeah you're still eating, are you?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I hate it with people eating the podcasting.
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  Speaker 3: I was previously eating a pie that had been headed
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  Speaker 3: up in the microwave, so it was not I had
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  Speaker 3: a soggy microwave Bernie steak burn on my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: How are the chips that you got for free as
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  Speaker 1: well foul? That were fucking gross? Don't go tell you.
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  Speaker 4: My prediction for those chips is it's not going to
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  Speaker 4: be the retirement plan and those people were hoping.
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  Speaker 1: For Yeah, totally man, because they were popcorn chips. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they were. They were foul. They taste like them. They
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  Speaker 1: did taste like popcorn, but not in a good way. Right.
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  Speaker 4: The beauty of popcorn is popcorn does that job for you,
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  Speaker 4: doesn't it? But it was it was all the flavoring
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  Speaker 4: that the head on it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't even like popcorn, no especially, I mean
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  Speaker 3: just just in its naked version. I don't like popcorn,
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  Speaker 3: So don't try and give me fucking chips with popcorn
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  Speaker 3: on it? Popcorn chips?
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  Speaker 1: Are you a good Jason good Man? How's it going
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  Speaker 1: with the no smoking?
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  Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: Then had I had a counseling session today, which was fine.
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  Speaker 3: So I got a blow up Haberniero. No, I didn't
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  Speaker 3: blow up.
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  Speaker 5: Actually that was good. I was pretty calm. And then
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  Speaker 5: I've got this little period.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever mentioned me and Mogi?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: Not really. Oh you were on occasional, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: In terms of if I'm talking about work, I sometimes
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  Speaker 3: mentioned you fill it, but not in any.
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  Speaker 5: Derogatory kind of way.
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  Speaker 1: Counselor ever, Like what a kezy and Mogi like? They
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  Speaker 1: seem cool?
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  Speaker 3: Now that he's out of the room, there, I fucking
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  Speaker 3: go pugs. Yeah you know what I mean, because I
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  Speaker 3: got a lot of issues with him.
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  Speaker 5: Where am I at?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you, but this is disappointing eyes to the front.
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  Speaker 3: Uh. And so I've always got a bit of time
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  Speaker 3: to fill between my session and then coming into work.
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  Speaker 5: And it's very close to work, you know.
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  Speaker 3: So I went to the Atomic Cafe there to get
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  Speaker 3: a coffee, just happened to bump into an old deal
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  Speaker 3: worth boy there who was also.
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  Speaker 5: Getting a coffee.
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  Speaker 1: You used to go to deal with?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to go to deal with. It was
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  Speaker 5: a school I went to.
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  Speaker 3: And then we went outside and we were just chatting
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  Speaker 3: and catching up and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And he lit a durry. Oh god, so I had
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  Speaker 1: half a durry. I think that's fine, And then I went.
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  Speaker 5: Then I felt really batter and I wasn't enjoying it
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  Speaker 5: because what was I up to? Three days? Nearly four days?
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  Speaker 1: Did you reseet your counter?
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  Speaker 4: Nah?
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm not fucking if.
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  Speaker 4: I'm afraid since your last cigarette you've had a cigarette
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  Speaker 4: reset it. Then the thing is you earn those days?
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  Speaker 1: Brother? You know I'm up to I'm up to forty
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  Speaker 1: eight hours?
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  Speaker 5: Fair enough, mate.
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  Speaker 1: That scenario there, it hasn't happened in the last year, right.
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  Speaker 1: That's someone you meet someone you've caught up with them,
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  Speaker 1: and that's sparking a dirry outside. No, that doesn't happen. No,
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  Speaker 1: So that's very much like a very one off thing
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  Speaker 1: that just so happened to be.
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  Speaker 4: It's just kind of been keeping with my day, to
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  Speaker 4: be honest. The only time you're going to get in
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  Speaker 4: trouble is if you buy a packet then it's all
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  Speaker 4: that's right. Hang on, does that mean he can just
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  Speaker 4: scare half Well, the trouble is you can't scar them
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  Speaker 4: because nobody smokes anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Descrice. This was the thing.
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  Speaker 3: And I was actually fine because we were standing outside
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  Speaker 3: and he just cracked open. He had a packet, and
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  Speaker 3: I thought, oh, no, that's all good. That's all good
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  Speaker 3: because we were talking about when we used to smoke
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  Speaker 3: at school. And then I smelled it. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, and I had a coffee and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm fucked.
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  Speaker 1: Can I have one of those you scared but didn't offer?
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  Speaker 4: He did offer, And because you're standing there drooling, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: with half a mongrel.
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  Speaker 5: But I didn't smoke the whole thing, but I smoked
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  Speaker 5: enough of it to reset it.
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  Speaker 4: Was.
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  Speaker 1: It one of those things where you, as you're in
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  Speaker 1: trying to enjoy it, you're like, this is you?
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  Speaker 3: It was?
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  Speaker 1: Which is?
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  Speaker 3: It annoyed me because I'd had a bit of a
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  Speaker 3: battle with it this morning. Right then, I was going,
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  Speaker 3: come on, hoidy, j just get through this period. Went
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  Speaker 3: to the gym and did all that sort of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So that was fine, and then I fucked myself.
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  Speaker 1: He had a good mood about it though. Fuck here man,
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  Speaker 1: he said, like the second half, Like, what's your perfect
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  Speaker 1: amount of cheese balls? Is it half a bag?
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  Speaker 5: Nah? What a bag?
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  Speaker 1: Because mine's half a bag?
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  Speaker 4: Right?
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  Speaker 1: And the second I'll eat a half a bell, I'll
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  Speaker 1: put it into a bowl and then I will put
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  Speaker 1: five rubber bands on it and put it up on
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  Speaker 1: the cupboard to be like, don't touch it. As soon
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  Speaker 1: as I finished, go grab the bag. That entire second
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  Speaker 1: half of the bag. I feel like shit the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I imagine that Dart would have felt like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know you shouldn't.
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  Speaker 5: But already got through half of it.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't do the other half, but to put a
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  Speaker 3: rubber band. You know that you brought me some cheese
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  Speaker 3: balls just recently becausual just on the front.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't do it with rubber bands.
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  Speaker 1: I do it with a pig, so it's too easy
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  Speaker 1: to get off.
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  Speaker 5: You see a pig.
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  Speaker 3: And actually that packet of cheese balls lasted me three
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  Speaker 3: days in the car in the pantry.
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  Speaker 1: N I've got it because I've done that once with
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  Speaker 1: cheese balls and it was magnificent. It was a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 3: I used to do a bit of a cheat with
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  Speaker 3: the old cheeseburger on the way home, and then my
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  Speaker 3: wife told me from McDonald's, I'm assuming yes, And then
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  Speaker 3: my wife was like, no, no, we don't do fucking
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  Speaker 3: McDonald's any anymore because of Palestine and all that stuff, and.
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  Speaker 1: So that cut me off at the lea. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: love it, and I went fair enough. What about me
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  Speaker 1: and Jason meet up in the car park today? And
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  Speaker 1: I hop out of my car parks straight away park
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  Speaker 1: at the same time. Off, I'm out of my car
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  Speaker 1: with me off Magie because I'm out of my car.
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  Speaker 1: Lot I've got.
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  Speaker 5: Then hadn't got out of my car, and he wept
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  Speaker 5: the p It's off it was his jacke and.
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  Speaker 1: Ten seconds I was out of my car locked. Jace
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  Speaker 1: takes a minute, thirny to get out of his car.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even see you there. By the way, he's
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  Speaker 1: got an armful of empty nippies ice coffee to exposed
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  Speaker 1: to dispose, not exposed to dispose of the rubbishman.
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  Speaker 3: What's fucking pug shaking his head for yeah, it was
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  Speaker 3: two boxes. Actually easy to be fair box.
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  Speaker 1: I thought i'd do it. Jace doesn't put a ship
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  Speaker 1: like a mustard on everything. Yeah, yeah, every story.
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  Speaker 5: Tell tell the story, tell it true, charm it crazy keezy.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. That could be a tittle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, that's what I'm going to put this
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  Speaker 3: in your hands, magie. Are you telling me I need
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  Speaker 3: to reset my my things?
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  Speaker 1: If you wouldn't feel like ship if you had it smoked?
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  Speaker 1: You just told me you smoked. You got after that.
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  Speaker 1: But also you look at your things, says it's been
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  Speaker 1: five days or whatever since you last dart. You know
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  Speaker 1: that's not true.
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  Speaker 5: Three three days in eighteen hours or something.
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  Speaker 4: Well, actually I've been I've been smoked free for longer
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  Speaker 4: than you now, so I'm winning you whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So what are you? Forty eight hours? What am I? Look?
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  Speaker 4: I think I am almost forty eight it's geezier chezy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh I was nearly it four days one day in
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  Speaker 4: twenty two hours. Wow, what a legend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not bad. So now if you maintain that, you
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  Speaker 1: will always have given up. Yeah, and I've actually got
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  Speaker 1: my message because I have got some ciggyz. Here.
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  Speaker 4: We're taking a few weeks off everything, and I've said
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  Speaker 4: to hide them because I kep on telling her to
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  Speaker 4: hide them.
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  Speaker 1: She won't hide them. Well, she hasn't hidden them. This
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  Speaker 1: is the same thing my wife says to me if
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  Speaker 1: we have If we have chocolate, I'll say, can you
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  Speaker 1: not eat all the chocolate because I would like some?
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  Speaker 1: And every time we buy treats, she eats it all
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  Speaker 1: because she put she hides it. But then all that
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  Speaker 1: does is hides it from me, so I forget we've
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  Speaker 1: got it, whereas she knows where she's hidden it, so
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  Speaker 1: she eats all of it. So it's like she's hiding
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  Speaker 1: it for me. Yeah, but because she's like you have
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  Speaker 1: to hide everything from it, I cannot help myself. I
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  Speaker 1: will eat you can I just.
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  Speaker 3: Make a point too, And this is this is controversial
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  Speaker 3: here we go. I almost suspect my wife doesn't want
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  Speaker 3: me to stop smoking, really in the sense of she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't really chat about it very much, and I think
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  Speaker 3: that she finds me slightly annoying when I don't smoke.
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  Speaker 4: Right, I'd say that would be true. I'd say that
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  Speaker 4: would be true. I think I think Jase would be
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  Speaker 4: annoying regardless, but at least you get a ten minute
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  Speaker 4: break every now and again.
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  Speaker 1: Fair last couple of days, Jason has been Nick's live annoying.
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  Speaker 1: He's been very No, he doesn't do it to you
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  Speaker 1: because he's scared of you, but he doesn't very annoying
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  Speaker 1: to me.
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  Speaker 4: I've been in here, I've been in here with the
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  Speaker 4: studio with him, and he's been the same old pooty Jane.
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  Speaker 4: A little bit more irritable, I would say, sure, But
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  Speaker 4: as a result of been off the day, my wife
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  Speaker 4: was going to buy me and we went to Smith
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  Speaker 4: and Goey's today to see Sanna and she was going
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  Speaker 4: to buy me an ashtray.
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  Speaker 1: So she's hardly encouraging me to stop, is she.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And I just I don't know that that's true
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  Speaker 5: about my wife.
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  Speaker 1: So you're just that your wife would rather you do
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  Speaker 1: something that could have long term health effects. Well she looks.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know about your guys, will, but
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  Speaker 5: she gets everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she gets a lot. Yeah, same with mine.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, I don't know because I go it's three days, babe,
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  Speaker 5: and she goes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's good before Yeah, no one's been through it
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  Speaker 4: more than her. Yeah, that's true. The only one that's
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  Speaker 4: good handles me about it as my kid. Yes, and
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  Speaker 4: that one.
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  Speaker 5: My daughter Millie was next level with my smoking.
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  Speaker 1: She hated it, yes, hated it. I had no effect.
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  Speaker 3: And she used to come out when I was having
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  Speaker 3: a dairy at the front as a little little a
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  Speaker 3: little girl and just look at me and just sigh
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  Speaker 3: and just go literally go.
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  Speaker 1: There would be heartbreak and then walk away. Stop.
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  Speaker 5: And now now she punches the darts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah because of you probably Yeah, but you know, what
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  Speaker 1: are you going to do? So if anyone comes to
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  Speaker 1: our live show on Thursday night.
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  Speaker 5: What do you mean if anyone comes? Kez, of course
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  Speaker 5: they've gotta.
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  Speaker 1: Come, can you ja? Can you just let me finish
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  Speaker 1: my sentence? Men, little good bro wom gonna eat some.
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  Speaker 5: Pie, so my mic off keys.
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  Speaker 1: Anyone comes to the Thursday show, hang a bar, we're
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  Speaker 1: Stalkland to celebrate the launch of the Hohod Occupie. Do
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  Speaker 1: not bring free darts? Bring them and teest us. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's just you're obviously just going to say yes and
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  Speaker 1: smoke them. Hang on, what do you jay? You're not
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  Speaker 1: a no chance man. I don't believe it. Ford or
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