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OUTRO: Jase's Huge News · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Get a few.
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  Speaker 1: Hello o keysy Oh, backwards cheer keysy, you're cool?
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  Speaker 2: Motherfucker year?
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: Backwards cheer keasy.
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  Speaker 1: Just thought it so much your backwards today, Fellas.
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  Speaker 3: I think it looks cool.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you can try it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really have the legs spread that you do, y,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I've got very small legs
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  Speaker 3: building up the calves though, Fellas. Boy, the big bastards now,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure not the little beef jerky strips they were before.
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  Speaker 2: How are you getting them up by walking?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, so good? That's tell you what, Keysy. Next
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  Speaker 3: time we play golf, I'm going to smash that fucker.
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  Speaker 1: Thursday, right, Yeah, I'm hoping that I'll actually be able
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  Speaker 1: to play. I should be fine. What's happened, well, as
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  Speaker 1: I'll explain the show. I've injured my ankle right quite badly,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm hoping, because it's feeling bitter already, I'm hoping
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  Speaker 1: that by Thursday she's good to go.
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  Speaker 3: Well If there was one thing we learned after our
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  Speaker 3: sprint against Breakfast on the race track there after you devastating,
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  Speaker 3: is that you recover quickly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, if there was anything wrong in the first place.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a weird accusation. Imagine if I was just
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  Speaker 1: putting it.
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  Speaker 2: That's the ACC's accusation against you, is that you injured
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  Speaker 2: yourself you're playing golf, and then you've just said that
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  Speaker 2: it was a very bad injury. But you think you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be back playing golf by Thursday. So let's
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  Speaker 2: giveing them morem You gotta look at key men.
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  Speaker 1: The thing with the acc though, Mike, is that desperate
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  Speaker 1: for content.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they are.
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  Speaker 3: They're really scrambling bastards.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know what happened with my quade. All
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  Speaker 1: I know is that it healed pretty quick, and three
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  Speaker 1: days later I did go and play golf, but with
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  Speaker 1: a golf cart.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So I mean I said the next thing,
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  Speaker 2: ye yeah, yeah, I quite clear about it.
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  Speaker 1: And they missed out the golf card part. It's just
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  Speaker 1: the thing that they do that annoys me is they
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  Speaker 1: put mustard on stuff and then it becomes just fabricated.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, that's my head and people put mustard on ship.
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  Speaker 1: There's no honor. No Our show is like if we
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  Speaker 1: say it happened totally man, except for you, sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly as we said it happened, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: But I am because I you know, being in the
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  Speaker 3: city now, which is great, I missed the bush of it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to getting up to a bit of
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  Speaker 3: greenery and having a bit of a smack around.
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  Speaker 2: See, I reckon.
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  Speaker 1: What's going to happen is after a year living in
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  Speaker 1: the city, you're going to decide to go bush well, like.
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  Speaker 2: We could do'd be dead with it in now.
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  Speaker 3: Hell no, no, next year we're going to go and
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  Speaker 3: live in Vietnam.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Really, yeah, that's the next plan.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck, that'd be awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon, Just have to find something to do
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  Speaker 3: over there. It's all.
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  Speaker 1: So are you announcing on this podcast, Tea, So this
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  Speaker 1: is your last year on the bag on the podcast
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 2: So this is your last year on the of the
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  Speaker 2: big show?
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  Speaker 3: Well, well pretty much, man, Well I guess it would be.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if there's a way I can do it
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  Speaker 3: from Vietnam.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think. So it's the time difference.
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  Speaker 3: That's actually a good question. I can't recall what the
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  Speaker 3: time difference was there.
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  Speaker 1: What's the time in Vietnam right now?
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  Speaker 4: It's nine am, So would be perfect breakfast. It would
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  Speaker 4: be like we have to get moved to breakfast. I
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  Speaker 4: could do from team to two. Yeah, yeah, man, we
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  Speaker 4: could just do our ship. And I'm pretty good with technology.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure we can hook it up. Feelings. You can
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  Speaker 4: be in the studio. Yeah, I can be in my
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  Speaker 4: little bungalow.
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  Speaker 1: There sounds too hard. I thought we just flag it.
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  Speaker 1: We just flagged the whole thing and just go, Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's been good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a blasts.
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  Speaker 1: I might move to Cambodia.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it'll be cool and you could motorcycle across.
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  Speaker 2: You might move to the rock. Good money might beat
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  Speaker 2: that packs.
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  Speaker 3: There's good money in that, really good money.
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  Speaker 2: We went to a wedding on the weekend the Fellows,
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  Speaker 2: and while I was there, I got to talk to
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  Speaker 2: the bride of the last wedding that I went to
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  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks in Topaur and she came up
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  Speaker 2: to me and she said, I heard you talking on
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  Speaker 2: the radio about our wedding.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say I'm trying to remember.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I said. I had no idea.
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  Speaker 3: It's terrible, isn't it, because we say it and then
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  Speaker 3: it just disappears.
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  Speaker 2: I remember being concerned because I had to walk a
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  Speaker 2: line because it was the Monday after their wedding, and
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  Speaker 2: not wanting to offend them. I forgot back to them,
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  Speaker 2: but at the same time needing to put some mustard
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  Speaker 2: on it so it's not too bland. I said, I
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  Speaker 2: can't remember anything that was said. I said, well, you
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  Speaker 2: were finished, said no. I said, that's good. She said,
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  Speaker 2: you said that I gave him at the altar.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Then I came down the aisle to white wedding. I
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  Speaker 2: think you just think about Cody's maybe as well. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then at the end, you guys asked if I
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  Speaker 2: thought it was going to going to be a good marriage,
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  Speaker 2: and we said nays a shock and burst. But apparently
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  Speaker 2: one of the appearances, I think it was her parents
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  Speaker 2: heard it the break and was playing it for all
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  Speaker 2: their mates. Right, absolutely loving the big shows. Another couple
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  Speaker 2: of podcasters the feelings.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, great, yeah, No. I vaguely recall the discussion, but
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  Speaker 3: mostly I recall you going now I just need to
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  Speaker 3: be careful with this, yes, because I don't want it
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  Speaker 3: to be really bad and for them to be upset
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  Speaker 3: by it. That's so you were treading that very fine
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  Speaker 3: line of comedy and offense.
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  Speaker 2: While also having no idea what we're going to talk
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  Speaker 2: about and hoping for the best. When we got started
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  Speaker 2: trusting our instincts. Yeah, that's what we were doing. The
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  Speaker 2: whole Archy Big Show wed days from four on Radio Hurdarchy,
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  Speaker 2: the Wrecking.
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  Speaker 1: Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 2: But there was some good stuff. There was some good
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  Speaker 2: stuff for that winning a lot of big fan show,
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  Speaker 2: Big Show fans, Big fan shows.
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  Speaker 1: Are going to be gutted about the whole jazz Vietnam thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh not happy. Yeah. One of the guys won't know
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  Speaker 2: because he saves up all of his Big Show podcasts
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  Speaker 2: until he does a drive to Kaye Tyre Wow or
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  Speaker 2: because he works for Corrections, the Department of Corrections, and
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  Speaker 2: he's bonded. He's thirty sex, he's bonded with his young
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  Speaker 2: cousins who are twenty, twenty four and twenty six. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: there's also maybe two of them nice and they all
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  Speaker 2: bond over the Big Show. Because he went back to
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  Speaker 2: Taranaki having lived in Auckland for a while and everyone
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  Speaker 2: there is calling each other a backbone and all this
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  Speaker 2: what's going on here? Where has this come from? And
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  Speaker 2: so I got put onto the big show. So that's
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  Speaker 2: how they connect. Now they've got to chat each other
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  Speaker 2: videos and shit far out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's fantastic. Well yeah, but you know it is
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  Speaker 3: the last year probably, you know, and I think you
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  Speaker 3: go out on a high fellas. You know what I mean, Man,
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  Speaker 3: you don't want to be well.
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  Speaker 2: Because you've got to bring it in for a landing,
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  Speaker 2: which means the quality has got to get lower and
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  Speaker 2: lower and lower as you come down to the runway. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: unless you go up and up and up and then
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  Speaker 2: just nostive.
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  Speaker 1: What I think we've got to do is we want
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  Speaker 1: the audience to want it to be the last year.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 1: That way we're doing like we're leaving them with a positive,
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  Speaker 1: which is, hey, we are going to step down.
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  Speaker 2: We know it's shit now. My other great fear would
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  Speaker 2: be that do you know when a show comes back
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  Speaker 2: Arista development? Did it? You know when a show should
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  Speaker 2: be done and then they come back and they try
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  Speaker 2: and cash in on it. Happy Gilmore two and a
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  Speaker 2: half Men Happy Gilmore two two and a half men. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: a different that just continued though, But also yeah, like
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  Speaker 2: cut your losses. I feel like we should have on
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  Speaker 2: our last show, should be so bad that we get fired, yes,
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  Speaker 2: and then we can never come back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and people will talk about the show and go
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  Speaker 3: The first two or three years were awesome and then
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  Speaker 3: it was just a slow decline in the final years.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you guys should we'll do is will
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  Speaker 1: do that. You guys do it really bad, but then
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  Speaker 1: we'll make sure that people will at least Kezy sort
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  Speaker 1: of kept it together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we'll plant. It won't be the same without
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  Speaker 2: you bowming it as well. Man, we're all get.
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  Speaker 3: Well plant seeds for Keysy everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you planting any Keasy seeds.
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  Speaker 3: For We're just all over the fertile soil. Mogi and
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  Speaker 3: I will plant fertile seeds for Kesy to take the
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  Speaker 3: reins and you know, create his own that the new
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  Speaker 3: big show. That's right, show the Kesy Show with me,
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  Speaker 3: like e.
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  Speaker 1: The Keezy Show with me Jason once a week from Vietnam, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and just be like what's going on in Vietnam?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Chao, and then canceled again.
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  Speaker 3: What did you just say he doesn't know Zinchao? I think?
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  Speaker 3: Is thank you? Right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Or how about Actually it's a very difficult language to
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  Speaker 3: get your mouth around. It's and when you hear it
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  Speaker 3: spoken fluently, it's like, holy shit. I would never master
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  Speaker 3: that English very fast.
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  Speaker 1: English is harder to learn than those languages, though, I
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  Speaker 1: suppose so because it's so confusing noises that certain things make.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll get one of those sort of audio tape
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  Speaker 3: things and just have it on and tape and have
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  Speaker 3: it on in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Fine, why you just stay in New Zealand where you're safe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe what about this?
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  Speaker 1: Stay in New Zealand and once a week go and
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  Speaker 1: get like a fur or a barn me from somewhere
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  Speaker 1: near you or some dumpling you're in Vietnam.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well, there's plenty of barn me places around. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: there's one just in Queen Street. There there's another one
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  Speaker 3: it's called barn Me seventy seven, which I pointed out
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  Speaker 3: to someone. And there's a barn Me seventy seven on
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  Speaker 3: k Road and the barn Me at seven seven and
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  Speaker 3: Queen Street that I had with Bloody good.
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  Speaker 2: There's something about seventy seven because a there's a joint
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  Speaker 2: and must be the year Wellington. Now it's lucky. I
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  Speaker 2: think seven lucky because in Chinese it's eight, isn't it? Ay?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: In Vietnam the Vietnamese place I went for lunch yesterday, jays,
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  Speaker 1: I was listening to the couple next to me who
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  Speaker 1: were Vietnamese eating and they're on a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: date actually, and the guy was like, yes, this is
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  Speaker 1: my favorite place, you know, it reminds me of home
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  Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. And then she was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: where do you go if you want to barn me?
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  Speaker 1: And he was like, to be honest, the best barn
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  Speaker 1: me I've had? Is it the Aukland night market?
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  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So I was because I was listening intensely and I
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  Speaker 1: was copying whatever he did when he got his fur,
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  Speaker 1: all the stuff he put in it. I did the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. Yes, And then when he said that, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna go to the nightmarket and get
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  Speaker 1: a bar meet.
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  Speaker 3: It's good intel, yes, good to know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. To seven is as popular, but it's not as
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  Speaker 2: popular as six, which represents prosperity, an eight, which represents
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  Speaker 2: wealth and growth. Those are strongly favored phone numbers in business.
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  Speaker 2: So when you start a business, you always want to
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  Speaker 2: get yourself a six or an eight in there.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Okay, good to know.
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  Speaker 2: There you go in my phone number.
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  Speaker 3: I've got to set up a business.
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  Speaker 1: Fellas, Yeah, the toasts and porn rags.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's not, it's not. It's got nothing to do
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  Speaker 2: with that. Fells not not for restaurants. There you go.
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  Speaker 3: It's all graft.
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  Speaker 2: It's all hard, yeah, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it must be the year?
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  Speaker 2: What do the last episode tonight, Fellas of Old Dear
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  Speaker 2: Night of the Seven Kingdoms?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god? Yes, cool, it's cool.
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  Speaker 1: You know, nothing important? A year after the wharf and
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  Speaker 1: it it's.
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  Speaker 2: Cool, But I think that's what it's.
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  Speaker 3: It's cool, but disappointing, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 3: I want more?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I thought you said the last episode is cool
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  Speaker 2: but disappointing.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, it's just appointing. It's the last one
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  Speaker 3: of the seasons.
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  Speaker 1: Mate, Hey, listen to the Big Show fort or seven
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  Speaker 1: weekdays radio. Hurduki. I fucking watched it last night with
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  Speaker 1: a glass of red wine. Here he is and three
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  Speaker 1: D headphones on and it blew my mind. Big Show
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  Speaker 1: fortal seven ready heard a game mate