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- 0:00I have a question about pregnant women it may be a silly question two experts
- 0:06here now I've realized I've never touched a pregnant woman's belly cuz why
- 0:11would I I realized I've never touched a woman how did she get pregnant I've
- 0:15never touched her in the way that pregnancy would occur um when they're pregnant and I'm
- 0:21talking about when they're like very pregnant are their bellies hard yes yes
- 0:26they are okay I just wasn't sure if they were squishy or they look hard when I've
- 0:30seen them in television shows it's a protective shell okay so I'm not insane
- 0:35have you ever touched a turtle yes same thing they were you
- 0:39touched okay yeah and if you startle a pregnant woman
- 0:45her head will pop down inside of her belly yeah yeah also they eat pizza and
- 0:51live in the sewers learn martial arts off a rat
- 0:58yeah welcome to multiple
- 1:01nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple
- 1:08nerdgasm your guide to All Things
- 1:15nerdy okay yeah I just wanted to ask cuz yeah I just realized I've never done it
- 1:21yeah it's I don't know why I take it then that you've never felt the slightly
- 1:28sometimes cute sometimes creepy sensation of a baby moving around in
- 1:32there mhm no l you know that had people work when they were pregnant and
- 1:38people go I'll touch her belly I go no I I I work with you it's just it's wrug
- 1:44you touch it from the outside Luke you know that right yeah you don't you don't
- 1:49have to find the most direct Luke thinks they're up something like no no you're
- 1:53not making it my baby I'm not touching
- 1:56it my DNA on it you touched it last yeah
- 2:01um Luke remember that episode of Angel where Cordelia had a ghost in her house
- 2:06living in the walls and occasionally you would see it just press through the wall
- 2:10yes that sort of kind of happens sometimes yeah oh sometimes you'll just
- 2:16see something that is very obviously a
- 2:19foot a ghost ghost yeah you'll see
- 2:23Charisma Carpenter yeah it's the ghost the the soul of which will soon inhabit
- 2:28the baby that you're having it will soon be your your baby's Soul if you touch it
- 2:34last yeah if I touch it last make sure I don't touch it last that I'm good mhm
- 2:39yeah yeah they should teach this stuff in schools to be honest speaking of
- 2:42school they do when my mom was uh still with us she worked she worked at a
- 2:48school library and um one of one of the teaching staff got pregnant and she
- 2:52didn't know who the dad was but she knew it was one of three other teachers at
- 2:55the school right no so yeah and all of them most male most teachers I knew were all
- 3:02married yeah well I mean I don't know if these were or not to be fair but all of
- 3:06them Deni it not couldn't possibly be mine it's another that's another thing
- 3:09the ghosts don't care if you're married or not Luke that's
- 3:14right who touched me last it doesn't work that way but um when the baby was
- 3:19born she told everyone that it had a
- 3:22really big dick and try and get one
- 3:28of
- 3:31did it work so did they all come
- 3:36forward must be mine then evidently
- 3:42evidently so I'm a little annoyed what
- 3:45are you annoy only fans have stolen my idea I reckon they've gone for and they'
- 3:52changed some paperwork with the bags and they've got not only fans so they can
- 3:56now make money off you know what I I I really do think you had good idea there
- 4:00Luke of just pivoting to a new platform and I had a great idea for it too right
- 4:05yeah it's called Lonely fans right and
- 4:09it's Solo solo only content sorry that would be
- 4:15terrible no one wants to admit their Lon all right Dan sorry about that
- 4:19exactly join us tank shark tank is over like Oly
- 4:25feds Oly feds is like yeah thing but loadly feds you would be logging on
- 4:29going I am lonely and it will just make people depressed so yeah you see an increase in
- 4:35sze and that's not how you keep repeat business M mhm so y sorry it won't work
- 4:42you know I read a very interesting article about one of the reasons Banks
- 4:45don't like being involved with things like only fans cuz it's not the credit card
- 4:50companies right it's not visa and MasterCard and things like that who were
- 4:53pulling out of this deal it was the banks behind them right the banks that
- 4:57supply that and apparently the reason is
- 5:00the one of the highest percentage of of
- 5:04users for only fans are teenage boys
- 5:08right surprise no one but they don't have credit cards their parents do right
- 5:14it is one of the most contested oh credit card purchases and
- 5:19banks are constantly having to pay out when moms months later go what the [ __ ]
- 5:23is only fans oh must have must have been our son I don't know yeah I've got to go
- 5:29I've got to go with the father's been busted and it's gone that's it's little
- 5:32Jimmy I wouldn't do this mhm well they back they backpedal
- 5:39on all that stuff yeah uh well only fany I don't know about the banks I yeah I
- 5:43don't know what the solution is I'm not sure if if they've decided on what
- 5:47they're going to do with MasterCard I think MasterCard in particular was
- 5:51talking about cutting them off no one wants to be involved with porn is is the
- 5:56short answer and only fans was meant to be for bands and and things like
- 6:00and I was trying to think of I was trying to think of how they would feel
- 6:03CU obviously they're making a ton more money now that the porn people have
- 6:06taken over but how would you guys feel if you suddenly learned that 90% of our
- 6:12listeners didn't give a [ __ ] about [ __ ] comic books and movies and games
- 6:15and they just listened to jerk off if they're paid that's what I mean
- 6:21but we didn't get into this for the money we need to do an audience survey
- 6:24because I mean many people are joking off to thinking of the guys
- 6:30if that's the case I mean I could I could talk like this much closer to the
- 6:35microphone yeah oh we're going what is it ASMR or yes yeah but like what are
- 6:42they like hearing us talk about while they J off we need to know no but
- 6:46imagine imagine you were the guys that started only fans and you were like [ __ ]
- 6:50the big man [ __ ] the above the line people I just want to give money to
- 6:53artists and creators so we're doing this thing it's called only fans it it's just
- 6:57for fans of people there's nothing smarty about it the logo is just [ __ ]
- 7:02blue and white like and and the porn people are like I know how I can use
- 7:07this to make some money well the thing is it's the only
- 7:11fans that are really cashing in oh yeah and I think the big question right do
- 7:15you mean it's only fans the company or is only the fans who are cing it no no
- 7:20it's it's only fans the company that's making a fortune I think it is one of the things
- 7:26cuz I think they are taking they take a big percentage it's not like um 5% or
- 7:32anything cuz people were saying online like like oh you know why would only
- 7:36fans just suddenly cut off like most of their massive income like as if as if
- 7:40they hadn't thought of that like yeah like they're not doing this because they
- 7:44want to they're doing this because if they continue down this path the banks
- 7:48aren't going to pay them transfer any money with them and then they can't pay
- 7:53anyone mhm and it's not just transactional it's venture capital and
- 7:57all all of that stuff as well like if they ever want trade this publicly this
- 8:01you know if they want to go public with only fans like no no banks are going to
- 8:05want to be the ones to get involved with that porn site it's the same thing I
- 8:12mean um porn pornh har or porn sh whichever had a similar thing years ago
- 8:17as well one of the weird comments here is that they're like they're still going
- 8:20to be um pressure on them to block sex sexually explicit content and only fans
- 8:26has changed you to continue its exploitation and sort of like
- 8:30don't say it like well no this is what they're saying but what I'm sort of
- 8:35copying we Chen to continue our exploitation but that that's what
- 8:40they're saying is still block pressure but what I'm saying is is there not to
- 8:45me this is less exploitation than porn was in the past cuz this is people
- 8:50signing up yeah and yeah you're right and it's not yeah it's in theory the the
- 8:57the man or woman doing the porn literally with the with the account not
- 9:02through some presumably dodgy third party manager or
- 9:08agent 18 plus audition for this ad and then get pressured in light speed
- 9:13University what bit of flashback internet history don't Google like oh I
- 9:19mean go go ahead I don't know if that's still around you guys don't remember
- 9:21light University from the door of the internet I was too busy on birdes
- 9:28evil.com well Dan's going to be distracted now oh
- 9:34hello I told you oh I remember this now wow it's not even around anymore life
- 9:41speed University walks the line between porn business and
- 9:45[Laughter]
- 9:48Family Y and we stand by
- 9:53there yeah oh dear well welcome back only fans
- 9:59we I was going to say we barely knew you we just learned about you properly I
- 10:04learned more about it in the last week than I knew about it before
- 10:08so I learned it I learned about it a little bit when we talked about that
- 10:12[ __ ] who pokes her tongue out a few months ago which
- 10:16one yeah the one who was selling bath water Bel deline does she have oh she on
- 10:20fans she probably got banned off things she gets banned off assume that's where
- 10:23she was where from got she doing worse than anybody else sorry she got banned
- 10:28off of only fans no she got banned off of twitch and then went to only fans all
- 10:33right well that seems that's yeah I think twitch strict no
- 10:38butthole twitch is all over the place you got in if you're in a pool you can
- 10:42do whatever you want yeah yeah yeah see the funny twitch is trying to just beef
- 10:47for G like you can see that's talking about like that's what they really are
- 10:52trying but then oh we want to do this and this and this they go okay well you
- 10:57could do nude painting but just don't show the bits first and
- 11:02then people took that this is not for sex but that's what only fans was as
- 11:07well only fans was meant to be don't buy your [ __ ] favorite band's album from
- 11:11Sony buy it from them but the problem is with like twitch is the people who are
- 11:18going on and being in the pool and we just in a bikini they're getting the
- 11:21views and the money so twitch are just sort of in this weird spot like we don't
- 11:25really want this to be the thing but we're making money off it so we'll see
- 11:29what people complain about and then we'll get rid of that but we don't yeah
- 11:34cuz they just want to be there for a streaming service for playing games I
- 11:38think they should get rid of only chatting that there's people who walk
- 11:41through the streets and sit and eat meals and just talk to their phone and
- 11:45people watch yeah well I mean if that's done right that can be good too yeah but
- 11:51I I think if they were to look at getting rid of that only chatting
- 11:54feature from twitch then they might be able to go back more to gaming cuz a lot
- 11:59lot of the hot tub bikini stuff is only
- 12:02chatting you know what what trend I've just discovered and I just it blows my
- 12:09mind just how many I watched one because it came up in my feed and apparently
- 12:14there's billions of examples of it people that go up to people in nice cars
- 12:17and ask them what they do for a living had I've seen that yeah it's all
- 12:23staged is it cuz I saw I saw one that was also someone started knocking on the
- 12:28doors of nice houses and asking what people were doing for a living I'm like
- 12:31this is out of [ __ ] control okay that may not be staged that just needs to
- 12:35stop yeah yeah well it depends on like with the people who came out then they
- 12:39go I do this or do that or they go get the [ __ ] off my property the latter the
- 12:43latter yeah yeah how did you get past security yeah even the car ones most of
- 12:48them implied they were either in the porn industry or drug
- 12:51dealers oh that that' be staged yeah Luke refuses to believe that yeah no
- 12:57one's going to rock up and go yes I'm a drug dealer
- 13:02yeah on camera speaking of drug dealers
- 13:07or at least drug addicts oh oh
- 13:14man Nick going to choke a [Applause]
- 13:21[ __ ] up in my can we talk about Nicholas Brandon
- 13:27now Nicholas Brandon obviously I me we we talked about angel before and
- 13:31obviously Nicholas Brandon star of Buffy and we all saw him where were we when we
- 13:36saw him recently Supernova yeah yeah it would have been Supernova yeah always
- 13:40always seemed like a fun guy he was well now you know why he was so was ComiCon
- 13:46was Comic Con it was was com yeah yeah yeah right yeah he was obviously uh not
- 13:51obviously sorry shouldn't bmer him probably you can't besmudge him any more
- 13:56than he's already been B smudged at this point probably on prescription drugs
- 14:00that he didn't have a prescription for yeah yeah to the point where recently he
- 14:05was pulled over by the police for erratic driving um sweating profusely
- 14:10and then when they asked to see his driver's license he produced a license
- 14:14with somebody by the name of Kelton Schulz so that's the Weir thing like his
- 14:20last name is Schulz but he's brother's name is Kelly so it's not even said that
- 14:26he told him Kelton was his twin brother well you're not even then you're not
- 14:32meant to have your brother's ID and prescription medication picked up the
- 14:37wrong wallet especially if you're an identical twin and especially if you've
- 14:42just been pulled over with drugs in the car and you don't want to be busted as
- 14:45yourself yeah yeah he had a plastic bag that contained Crystal powder residue
- 14:51along with medications prescribed to Nicholas Bender
- 14:57Bender I mean hey if your name is Nicholas Brendan and you have to choose a [ __ ]
- 15:03Alias to in the prescription and they were like like what do you want what do
- 15:09you want with all these drugs Mr Mr Bender Bender yeah you really need this
- 15:15many Quaaludes Mr Bender well I'm about to go on a
- 15:21bender [ __ ] hell so he he's gone to
- 15:25jail this time surely he's been tweeting though that's also he's in California
- 15:30right do they still have the three strikes policy there cuz this is not his
- 15:34first arrest for drugs and he may be tting at the moment but that's just
- 15:38because he's probably out on bail yes in 2020 he was sentenced to three years
- 15:43probation so I think yeah he's under probation at the moment so he had to
- 15:48complete a domestic violence course know they taught you how to do
- 15:54that oh oh no this ended with him being Tas
- 16:00oh no he the first 2010 yeah he's been tased too many times no in 2010 he
- 16:06received his first priation after pleading no contest to an incident with
- 16:09California police that ended with him being tasered and arrested right in 2014
- 16:14he was arrested Idaho after resisting arrest following an incident at a hotel
- 16:18during a comic convention oh I love the word incident there was an incident
- 16:23what' you do so well right so there might be some followup with news we need
- 16:29in a while once he goes to court yeah yeah cuz I like I say he's been tweeting
- 16:34he just he was tweeting at at what's he tweeted Matt he tweeted the other day it
- 16:39popped up in my feed because I think it popped up because he'd been in the news
- 16:42and people were like are you all right like AR you supposed to be in jail cuz
- 16:47he tweeted you know that service that lets you borrow someone's expensive car
- 16:51I forget what it's called Uh there's Gotham cars there's there's a few
- 16:56different oh no the like app one yeah I forget what it's called anyway he was
- 17:00just tweeting at that company saying your support sucks and then and then people were like
- 17:06are you were my one phone call and then people were replying and
- 17:11going are you are you all right mate should you really be trying to hire a
- 17:16car at the moment yeah exactly he tried to return the car he
- 17:21had yeah that good be too yeah oh yeah it could be the car going sorry your car's
- 17:26been I won't be returning I've made a reservation under the name Nicholas
- 17:31Bender Nicholas fender bender fender bender but like even like there's
- 17:37probably a few charges in here like the F the false ID the prescription drugs
- 17:42not prescribed to him they're driving Under the Influence there's the crystal
- 17:47powder res used probably ice like there's quite a few charges here I think
- 17:51the ice M by the time the cops got there Luke mhm I mean I remember the first
- 17:55time I ever got pulled over by the cops they charged me with every single thing
- 17:59that they could possibly find wrong and and why was that no I was speeding right
- 18:06and I was speeding and I was unregistered and and and technically
- 18:11unlicensed but only because your name was Daniel uninsured yeah there's quite a few
- 18:18reasons I know it was all of those things but what I was saying was they
- 18:21charged me with all of well you did them all wrong well but they're all related
- 18:26Luke because the thing was the thing was so drunk and
- 18:30yelling pick one guys pick one this [ __ ] pick the worst one here
- 18:36look I'm assaulting you surely that's worth the wor no it was because IID
- 18:40moved hadn't changed my address and then I didn't get any of the update forms so
- 18:44all of those things were technically overdue but then they also charged me
- 18:48with not changing my address and it's like well hold on surely that is the the
- 18:53the charge of behind all of these start there okay so when you move in Australia
- 19:00you have two weeks to change your address two weeks people seriously two
- 19:03weeks 14 days um driving without registration license and insurance means
- 19:09the what's what would have been worse is if you had had a car accident and hurt
- 19:14someone then you be paying thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dollars
- 19:19for the rest of your life pretty much instead of just the thousands and
- 19:23thousands and thousands of dollars on that one particular
- 19:26day pay off hurting someone a lot I no it's nightmare stuff but I did have to
- 19:32suffer the indignity of standing next to my car as a cop knelt down and unscrewed
- 19:36my license place and took
- 19:40him that'll stop him yeah and the funny that's right cuz the thing was okay so I
- 19:46called the C I got taken back to work then in the afternoon I got my assistant
- 19:50to drive me back to my car and then I thought like I'm just not I'm not going
- 19:54to I just have to drive it home I need my car to get back to my house right and I was like
- 19:59so cautious to like Drive in the speed limit obey all the road s signes and I
- 20:03thought to myself this is probably what you're supposed to do all the time uh
- 20:09yes I was very young yeah yeah I thought when you said the cop was kneeling down
- 20:13he was kneeling down to like deflate your tires or something really [ __ ]
- 20:20you he's reaching out of the car to remove the drugs yeah that's right no he
- 20:25was planting drugs under there going there's only one charge you haven't got
- 20:29mate you want to go for the trifecta as as Jam was pissing on him
- 20:34yeah that's why my dick was out so after last week when we were
- 20:40talking about cyber Punk yes and you told me you're not going to play it
- 20:44again until they release the update I lied to you Luke you lied to me I lied
- 20:49to you I lied to did you do I played cyber Punk but most simple as that you
- 20:53lie to yourself I went through and started a new play through oh did you yeah because
- 21:58yeah I don't know there just something about those pirs it made me want to go
- 22:01back and play but I'm going to hold out until there's more content cuz I got
- 22:05most of the achievements so yeah well so I'm uh I started it like I said I
- 22:11haven't done a huge amount I've got did you complete the game the first time
- 22:15well complete complete the story yeah yeah but yeah didn't go through and do
- 22:20all of like the extra no just extra side missions just played it yeah and I also
- 22:25yeah cuz there's like several brand you can take at the end and I just did
- 22:30the one I'm still waiting to find out I could probably look into it have they
- 22:34said what the DLC is going to be like it's going to be like haven't said and
- 22:38that's the annoying thing like is it going to be a whole new story over to
- 22:41the side or is it going to be oh what was the DLC for something that if you'd
- 22:47finished oh the out of Worlds if you'd finished the game and you didn't have an
- 22:50earlier save you could you had to start the game again I don't think it' be like
- 22:54that I imagine it' be more like The Witcher 3 where it was you know made the
- 22:57map bigger and there was more stuff going on in places
- 23:01you'd already been but also a new area actually I think a lot of some of the
- 23:04Assassin's Creed games I think sorry Valhalla you go to different locations but yeah uh
- 23:10Odyssey I reckon they could have more driving could be I reckon they'll be
- 23:14more driving one of the dlc's cuz the driving I think is a bit underrated in
- 23:18it you don't get to do as much as i' underrated people hated the driving that
- 23:22was one of the things they changed a lot in this new patch yeah but I want more
- 23:26races and stuff like that oh oh I hate all that stuff like actually like
- 23:29driving driving yeah right like GTA playing a lot of I have been playing
- 23:36um f1220 all day oh oh I checked out the 60fps patch for Odyssey and it looks
- 23:42great looks fantastic played that for a little bit oh yeah I meant to tell you
- 23:45guys I also tried the the um the patch for Sen sacrifice and it's too yeah oh
- 23:52man going back to all these games I decided to try something new something
- 23:56that I saw I think at E3 last year and thought it looked interesting and then
- 23:59and I saw you playing it yeah it was okay weird creepy um it was on Game Pass
- 24:03so I thought a [ __ ] it I'll just give it a go and as it's leaving oh is it so how
- 24:09long have I got it's leaving it's leaving on the 31st of August but that's
- 24:15tomorrow and also I can't play this at night it's way too terrifying what is it
- 24:20what is it he's been playing The Blair Witch Project oh it's quite good yeah
- 24:26right did you check this out Luke um I played it very quickly but didn't quite
- 24:30get into it I own it it's one of these games I owned never played then it came
- 24:35on Game Pass yeah I tried it and now it's leaving game pass but you get a dog
- 24:40yeah that's all you get it's you and a dog and a torch in the woods and it's
- 24:45[ __ ] terrifying H I'm not good with scary games I'm really not I'm not
- 24:50either apparently cuz I was playing I was playing it in the afternoon the
- 24:54other day kind of two days in a row and then last night I'm doing the the late
- 24:57shift because I I had a baby and uh I was staying up with her and and and
- 25:01thought I'll put this on and then like got seriously spooked and was like no
- 25:08this is not fun wake up wake up
- 25:14up I'm really not good with scary games I remember playing Outlast I got to the
- 25:19first scare of the game and just went no uninstalled never played again this is
- 25:24way SC than Outlast it's not it's not for me
- 25:29SS like scary but uh but this this just creeps you out it's just it's creepy
- 25:34it's so it's in just in the woods with a torch game I just started playing today
- 25:40and I mean like just started playing just watch the
- 25:43recap start menu was pych Psychonauts 2 psych Psychonauts Psychonauts 2 yeah I
- 25:49saw that came out this is a game you want to play in like psychotic
- 25:53astronauts um so did you guys ever play
- 25:57the original Psychonauts no I've never I I thought this was not a game for me see
- 26:03I thought this was a game for kids I was in psychedelic yeah it's it's it's
- 26:08definitely not for kids it's about you going into people's brains and helping
- 26:13them deal with like childhood trauma and so basically people go to sleep I
- 26:19believe and they go to sleep in the game and yeah it's funny it's double fine
- 26:26trust me you want to play this game I'm looking at it now and I'm like it's
- 26:30actually I don't think this is not what I thought it was I don't know what I
- 26:34thought it was actually you know what for some reason I thought it was more
- 26:37like um Super Smash Brothers I don't know why I thought it was like that yeah
- 26:42I don't know what I thought it was cuz I never played the original on Xbox but
- 26:44then I've been seeing some stuff come up about it and I've gone hold on I think I
- 26:49want to play this game and it's on Game Pass so I installed it sort a recap and
- 26:53went Yep this I'm going to enjoy this well and it's it's weird a recap so it's
- 26:58it's literally a sequel It's a sequel so evidently the first game ends with you
- 27:03saving someone who got kidnapped and then the person who kidnapped him you
- 27:07don't know who his boss is but you're going to find out who his boss is and
- 27:10that's how it ended many many years ago and then they just got a sequel made now
- 27:15right cuz the first one was the original Xbox oh oh which you can also play on
- 27:21Game Pass but it's original Xbox what does the original one look like oh the
- 27:27same basically yeah but shittier yeah great for the
- 27:33time oh yeah I see okay so it's like a plat almost like a like a platformer
- 27:38kind of looks like evid but evidently it changes like every mind you go into is
- 27:43very different H H so it's not like just the same thing over and over and over so
- 27:49Matt another game for you to play oh yeah cool I need more of those I do need
- 27:53I want to play something that's own Game Pass cuz I've been playing those ass the
- 27:56Assassin's Creeds which are not on Game Pass cyber Punk not on game pass
- 28:01Assassin Creed oh right of course assassin assassin AOS assassin yeah the
- 28:07plural needs to be on the Assassin yeah and then also of a basically a
- 28:13prequel to Assassin's Creed Valhalla I've been watching Vikings and it
- 28:16actually is very interesting to see characters from Assassin's Creed
- 28:20Valhalla be born in in the TV show Vikings and I'm wondering if it's
- 28:25actually going to continue into the same time period I think think they've taken
- 28:28some Liberties either either Assassin's Creed took some Liberties they're all
- 28:32Taking Liberties or either the show took Liberties cuz there's some stuff that doesn't
- 28:37quite yeah yeah I I'll shock you just to point out that neither of the game nor
- 28:42the TV drama are documentaries no no no no didn't it's on the history Chan one
- 28:46is on the History Channel yeah exactly yeah yeah so does the History Channel
- 28:50show history anymore uh yeah the history of Ancient Aliens yeah the history of the
- 28:56Sasquatch yeah I've been feeling bad because um Jenna's
- 29:01been working this weekend and so I've just been looking after lyria and mostly that
- 29:06entails like holding her so that she won't be upset and she'll go to sleep
- 29:10and watching Vikings and I've got so little done that I I feel guilty but
- 29:15then I'm like I can't do yeah yeah yeah exactly it's not like
- 29:20you could put her over your shoulder and go Cho water already
- 29:23feet no I've tried it's the singland isn't it throwing you thoughts in your
- 29:30head look I just woke up guys do you remember um months and months ago maybe
- 29:35even years ago we we discussed a Kanye West quote that was just so profound on
- 29:41this podcast that we we loved it and Kanye said that his greatest um or the
- 29:47the greatest challenge or drama in his life was when he's on a plane and he
- 29:51falls asleep and then while he's asleep the stewardess puts a bottle of water on
- 29:55his tray and he wakes up and sees it there and thinks great now I'm
- 29:59responsible for this bottle of water remember remember when Kanye said
- 30:04that that's how I feel now that I've become a father right I think it's a
- 30:09little bit different no it's exactly how I feel it's like all right
- 30:15well and they just he's a baby well how does it work Luke they
- 30:21should teach it the last tou the Father the GH the ghost comes out of the
- 30:27wall so Matt I don't want to embarrass you but um years ago when we lived
- 30:31together um and Jennifer started just coming around to visit um cuz you guys
- 30:37were just friends and stuff um you guys downloaded an app that mushed your faces
- 30:42together to show what your baby would look like do you remember not really but
- 30:47I believe I remember I stuck in my brain yeah yeah I I want to know well I mean
- 30:52you may not remember this these [ __ ] idiots don't realize they going to have
- 30:55a baby together one day yeah exactly I'm like why don't you just [ __ ] her Matt make a
- 31:03baby um no I was just wondering if if you're actual baby if lra looks looks
- 31:07like what you'd expected an amalgam of both of you I mean I think she does yeah
- 31:12yeah but I mean I love the hair oh thanks man oh yep she does have more
- 31:19hair than man yeah yeah she does my baby literally looks like
- 31:23like you know what was that old game that where he used to put different eyes
- 31:29and different nose and different mouth and just kind of move them around it
- 31:32Potato Head no that's not what I'm thinking of but yeah Mr Potato it's like
- 31:36if you got a Mr Potato Head and a Mrs Potato Head and they just use half of
- 31:39the M Potato Head like when the if like the face is horizontally sliced swap Fe
- 31:45picking out a sexual
- 31:51predator no the eyes would beier more
- 31:55threatening this is your your child just just yeah no the hands were wrong the hands
- 32:01have got to be on me holding me
- 32:05down I'm sorry I couldn't
- 32:09resist to luk yeah if that's the only time you've
- 32:14encountered that kind of Technology L that's all right and if you need to talk
- 32:18about that that's
- 32:24fine but you were saying no no I just wanted
- 33:28but I mean it's not even such a spoiler as such it's just she just she like oh
- 33:33I'm going to go away then yeah mhm yeah and honest I think it is uh look if
- 33:38people are going to give us more money we've gotten IDs for season 2 we've left
- 33:41it open or that is just one of those things where they've done what's that
- 33:45director I don't like um that's those movies where you
- 33:50can decide what the ending is um Christopher Nolan
- 33:56him they've done thatp wouldn't have been my guess sure no he's he's I
- 34:01remember he said this before I wouldn't have thought that either except I know
- 34:04that's what Luke thinks Christopher knew are like yeah Advent they're like was
- 34:10Joseph Gordon l romen or not I think Luke was watching Inception
- 34:15and the and the DVD player got stuck and and he was just like oh no to be fair
- 34:21Inception is inception is meant to be ambiguous at the end Matt let's let's
- 34:26not be totally fous there no but I'm saying got stuck on a loop so
- 34:31luk was just sitting there watching that [ __ ] Top Spin for for he's still
- 34:35watching it yeah I know he does it with a few of his movies I read an article
- 34:39recently that that pointed out something I didn't notice okay so you know the
- 34:42last scene in um Dark Knight Rises where
- 34:46Alfred sees Bruce yes and then decides not to interact mhm um there's also a
- 34:53detail I've interacted with enough members of the Wayne family
- 34:58I should I protect you and I haven't he's worried he's worried about his
- 35:02inheritance he just got with Bruce Bruce Wayne dying he doesn't jeopard well
- 35:06actually so that brings me to my point so when he sees Bruce right it's very
- 35:11subtle he puts his credit card back in his wallet oh cuz he knows Bruce he
- 35:16knows Bruce is GNA pick up his 10 because it's got Bruce Wayne's name on it and he's like
- 35:21oh [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] busted now aren't I
- 35:28his table like Mr Wayne is like no no no
- 35:31it's Bruce Bender Mr pennyworth
- 35:36actually Bruce
- 35:41Bender your drugs Mr Bender thank
- 35:47you I'm going to quickly rattle off a couple of other shows that I've watched
- 35:50this week worth mentioning there's no shows that I'm currently in the middle
- 35:53of because basically if I start watching something I've got time to watch it all
- 35:56the way through to the end right um Lim town you guys heard of this
- 36:02what's that I hadn't it came up on Netflix I watched it it's very good Luke
- 36:06if you need the ending explained to you don't watch this or be expecting to go
- 36:10to YouTube after and type line Town ending explained but it's very good lime
- 36:15Town mystery all right I found the lime lime Time Shuttle Service yeah it's
- 36:21probably because you typed lime time not lime down that's my that would probably be it
- 36:28um yeah uh small Country Town everyone
- 36:32goes missing years later people start showing up no one wants to talk about
- 36:37what happened oh Jessica Beal and Stanley tushi yep tushi toui tushi Tui
- 36:43oh I don't know actually now that you've said it I don't think I've ever said it
- 36:47out loud just Stanley maybe it's Tucky Tucky
- 36:51Tu Stanley to Old Stanley 2
- 36:54key Stanley Tucky like Bill Stanley
- 36:59Tucky yeah so that Lim toown worth
- 37:02watching another one all right the North
- 37:06Water H do you like the genre of old timey men on boat
- 37:13shows I know you do I know you do I do
- 37:17yeah is there a is there a monster no so this is the terror with nothing Supernatural in
- 37:24it all right yeah very good okay very
- 37:29good I mean doesn't sound very good but all right no a wailing ship there's a
- 37:34murderer on board oh all right you have my attention you have my attention
- 37:38someone gets killed Matt sorry I forgot it's not just about people enjoying this the
- 37:43ocean where can we go today it's it's a [ __ ] Victorian era too Matt did I not
- 37:49say old tiny no you just a guys on a boat and there's no Happ he said old
- 37:54time he met on a boat you said it's the terror without superal with no stop yeah
- 37:59just an alcoholic guy I didn't think that honestly I didn't think the Tera
- 38:02needed the supernatural I still would have loved it no that's true you're
- 38:06right you're right and then last night super late I put something on that I was
- 38:10vaguely curious about a year or so ago and then just didn't bother with but
- 38:13watched it and it's very very worth mentioning and that's afterlife Ricky ja
- 38:19oh yeah yeah that's good it's good stuff
- 38:22it is very funny yes and very sad yeah
- 38:28yeah it's it's got a little bit of that trying maybe a little too hard
- 38:34sometimes to be like but that's just his way yeah just trying to be smarter than
- 38:39you a little bit but like but that's fine if you've watched if you've watched
- 38:42jaa's standup you know where he's going with all this already yeah but I did
- 38:47enjoy it a lot and I mean he's not wrong I just think he's he's heavy-handed yeah
- 38:54he just likes how right AG he wants to pointed out a lot mhm mhm
- 39:00and he has to be the character who knows that stuff like he couldn't write
- 39:04somebody else to be the atheist and him be a religious person you know he has to
- 39:10be the atheist arguing in his defense he did play David Brent so he gets he also
- 39:14gets to be a not [ __ ] character true true true well he is a [ __ ] in this
- 39:18too oh yeah I suppose so yeah well it's a Redemption story yeah yeah unlike
- 39:23David story which is a [ __ ] not a red iion story yeah no did you watch the
- 39:29movie oh unfortunately man I did yeah couple of laughs in there yeah but just
- 39:36really awkward and uncomfortable plus you know that Steven Merchant was cut
- 39:40out of the writing process and that just made it even more awkward and
- 39:44uncomfortable yeah and no one was asking for that
- 39:47movie maybe the year after yeah seriously I if you just said that the
- 39:54office was that one episode where they have that um seminar in in the workplace that
- 40:00workplace training seminar up there yeah yeah and the like he went home to get
- 40:06that guitar that's a 90-minute round
- 40:08trip yeah so good that guy in in that
- 40:13episode reminds me of Grant do you know who I mean the guy who runs the seminar
- 40:19yeah yes yes just a little bit I don't know why I thought of that just then I
- 40:25just pictured the guy's face and I was actually picturing Grant and grant grant
- 40:29is a listener so I hope I hope that's a flat cuz he's Googling him now wherever
- 40:33he is no I don't think that's a disc right no I don't I don't really remember
- 40:39what he looks like now seminar it's been a very long time since I've seen it
- 40:45Guy what's the actor's name I trying to decide if I should
- 40:51request this be cut
- 40:55out seminar host no it's just a chubby bald guy in a suit yeah I can see no no
- 41:01no no that's not him oh wait this is the wrong [ __ ] office that's the problem
- 41:05with the office is that they made a bad one as well there's a good office that's
- 41:10and here I have to oh you remember the office and everyone's like oh yeah I
- 41:13love the office we're not talking about the same show yeah yeah yeah okay so
- 41:18I'll challenge you a something while you're talking about the office
- 41:21something that H and I have started watching that is completely out of
- 41:24character but actually I really like because it's very well written and we've
- 41:28been watching The Mindy Project oh yes project have you seen that it comes from
- 41:34um someone who was in what you call the bad office oh not Mindy King it's yeah it's
- 41:41it's very good she's the least she's the least interesting part of the show to be
- 41:45honest um but it's just the writing is excellent for it's just a show about you
- 41:50know a single girl trying to make it in the big city I mean I know she's written
- 41:53a lot of stuff actually there was a funny um Twitter into ction she had that
- 41:57someone screenshoted because somebody she posted something and someone being a
- 42:02you know sexist weirdo said something about posted a gift from the office and
- 42:08she replied and said I wrote that episode of The Office
- 42:13yeah see I I don't know that office at all I don't know who she played in the
- 42:17office is there a character in the English office that's the equivalent of
- 42:22who she plays I don't no I don't think so I don't think so she was in an
- 42:26episode of um always sunny and I didn't enjoy it but you weren't supposed to I
- 42:32think I think it was part of the gag was it I might be wrong with that you know
- 42:38what maybe she's fine I don't know sounds like she think she is I'm going
- 42:42to have to just silence no cuz Luke really spooked me yeah yeah you you go
- 42:45do that why did I spook you no no you spooked me a couple of weeks ago when
- 42:49you pointed out that I don't like nice things and I really tried to find nice
- 42:53things that I do enjoy and I couldn't think of many the the work on that the
- 42:58closest one that I could think of was Mythic quest which is not dark but it is
- 43:03very sarcastic soon The Wiggles is going to be a big part of your life I know I
- 43:09know and you know how many there's nine Wiggles now yes and theyve there's only
- 43:12four colors now oh interesting they decided think of nine
- 43:17colors no they just went like why do we have to change the colors wi go are four
- 43:21colors same colors yeah yeah so you can't say like the red wiggle now
- 43:26because it's just there's two yeah it's interesting but you go like the original
- 43:32red wiggle yeah well there's only one original wiggle still left on the team
- 43:37and he sticks out like he looks like The Wiggles dad getting close to grandfather Yeah
- 43:43Yeah Yeah you could be right like um yeah they've been around for a very long
- 43:49time they were there when I was working at toys or us yeah right yeah we we we
- 43:55never had Wiggles when we were kids but I no what did I used to watch I
- 44:02watched it for a different reason than a kid would oh God I like Charlie no
- 44:07you're thinking of you're thinking of high five high five Charlie was my
- 44:10favorite Charlie was my favorite too man mhm Charlie was nice Charlie was very
- 44:16nice there's one episode right and I swear the people who write this she
- 44:21she's just looking at camera it's just her and she's like I've got a special
- 44:26place do you want to see my special place I only show it to special people
- 44:33I'm like [ __ ] what is this so now I got to look at which one's
- 44:37which it was like under a tree it's like the original cast of high five yeah vely
- 44:43remember these are not the original cast members oh here we go Charlie Charlie
- 44:50Robinson Charlie with an eye oh sure yeah okay y makes
- 44:56sense yeah yeah but I swear the guys riding
- 45:00this knew that she was a oh they knew yeah even like play school some of the
- 45:07stuff they used to do in that especially because play schools were like one shot
- 45:10I might have to uh disappear for the a little bitar yeah but uh yeah apologies
- 45:17listeners but feel free to continue uh continue with it hi I'm not talking you
- 45:22check it out Charlie from high five okay we can do that yeah actually Luke we can
- 45:27continue our off air conversation about
- 45:30um the new Frogger TV show oh my God so
- 45:35I saw this and it's just wipe out yeah or for our Australian listeners
- 45:41it's it's a knockout no but there's wipe out in Australia now as well is there there's
- 45:47wipe out Australia cuz it's just a show but it's the same thing except they call
- 45:53it Frogger and there's water yeah but it is Frogger though it's
- 45:57it's the logs and then cars yes the problem is how do you stretch this out
- 46:02because I assume in wipe out there's a different kind of style to it every week
- 46:06right it's not the same course every week is it I think the way you stretch
- 46:09it out is you make ways for people to get hurt yeah fair fair like you make it
- 46:14that people get punched in the face and from what I've heard they don't like
- 46:19film this like in a place with like health and safety is a thing that makes
- 46:23sense so they film it like in international waters I heard that like
- 46:27wipe out got filmed in Argentina or something
- 46:31weird oh you know what this is a segue this show Frogger is hosted by one of
- 46:37the Lesser known Wayan's Brothers right who is in a sitcom called Happy Endings
- 46:43which I like very much which is a very nice
- 46:48show so I'm adding happy endings to the list of nice nice shows that I like as
- 46:52well so so so you like happy endings yes I'll say it here I like happy
- 46:58endings mhm MH yep okay yep I'm just going to leave it at
- 47:04that I love that um there's 80s Nostalgia cuz this is this is our time
- 47:10right like no this is actually I go this is actually a little bit before our time
- 47:14yeah true true like we we we knew Frogger but we never played Frogger like
- 47:20true like we did play it but not like at the arcade yeah certainly not the better
- 47:25the arcade stuff like Street Fighter correct but mind you home consoles cuz I
- 47:31was quite late to the party on that when I was about seven one kid in my class
- 47:37had an Atari 2600 and he had only about three or four games
- 47:43and one of them was Frogger I think I might have Frogger in my Atari 2600 do
- 47:48you have do you still have your Atari 2600 or is it an antique uh let me just
- 47:53two seconds silence speak among yourselves it's just me now folks what
- 47:58am I going to do with this absolute power that I have ladies and Gentlemen
- 48:04The Poetry of Jim Morris eyes back I'm
- 48:07back oh look at that that's an original Atari
- 48:142600 in the Box in the Box shrink wrapped wow not shrink wrapped it's been
- 48:20used it's been used it's been used but it's an original box of games oh it's
- 48:27it's immaculate yeah wow so I have one I can't play it on anything no yeah right
- 48:33yeah cuz he's got a television with with RCA that's so
- 48:38funny yeah but I love I love that there are there
- 48:44are things hearkening back to that time late 70s early ' 80s cuz the people that
- 48:49were kids then I our age um are making are making TV shows now which I love but
- 48:56who was asking for the Frogger TV remake this is something where they've seen
- 49:02wipe out and they've gone wow this is a quick way to make
- 49:07money who owns Frogger basically you just got the setup for it and they've
- 49:13probably owned the Frogger license for a billion years cuz it's probably just
- 49:18been something that they've licensed forever ago yeah all this is is they get
- 49:24the people who are commentating they're not there live commentating I don't
- 49:28think oh it's like Funniest Home Videos yep so they just get them in an office
- 49:34for a day hey just watch this spit this out so they film everything in a day and
- 49:41then all the commentary in a day mhm oh wow that's that's actually quite that's
- 49:48quite ingenious actually yeah but the quality of Television you get now is
- 49:55that true I find television has gotten to the point where there's nothing in
- 49:58the middle now there's either high quality television like [ __ ] Lim
- 50:04toown and the North Water etc etc and then there's a huge gap and then there's
- 50:10Frogger no I've hav't seen Frogger I want to comment on something I haven't
- 50:13seen but you know what I mean yeah well no that that's that's not something
- 50:18where if you miss an episode you're missing anything yeah all you miss is
- 50:22people falling in water getting kit by a big ball no but that's why I can't also
- 50:26I don't really get into shows
- 50:29like Psych is because I need that like
- 50:36unres oh really yep only three more episodes and then we've got two movies
- 50:42and they're making a third or they were stuff may have stopped now speaking
- 50:48of television shows they've just finished making season 3 of the oral oh
- 50:52I see no I haven't but I saw it I saw it in my I actually I don't even know what
- 50:57platform it was on but I thought I was going to ask you if that's worth
- 51:00watching Bing yeah right um look it it's
- 51:06it's not when they first announced it it sound like it's going to like Family Guy
- 51:10in space sure yeah it's not it's like
- 51:14a it's basically Star Trek but funny
- 51:18okay well like that's what they really going for like it's just that each
- 51:24episode is it own self-contained thing right I mean you've kind of just
- 51:27described the Next Generation yeah but it's funny oh purposely funny yes yeah
- 51:33not by accident sorry Next Generation did not age well no it did not Star Trek
- 51:39next Generation yeah you're right I was going to argue but it didn't no you're
- 51:44right no not only not only that but even just little things like all the special
- 51:48effects were done on SD video so you just you just can't watch it now it's
- 51:54just it's just awful I'm I don't want to alarm you but somebody in this room had
- 52:00shits and I'll leave it up to you to determine what it was better to not say
- 52:04don't name names well you were the one that had to leave so that's true yeah I
- 52:10was wondering why you turned the whole camera off as well rather than just I
- 52:15expected to just see you walk to the door I'll be
- 52:19honest I don't know why I did that either cuz I left the mic on too cuz but
- 52:25I mean I was aware of it so yeah one thing I'm super excited for
- 52:29that they've just announced them doing a HD remaster of Robotech oh
- 52:35oh you know what there's a guy out there who would love this he's the only one
- 52:40who will buy it so if we make this expensive enough we can recoup our
- 52:45costs I will be buying it how will you buy it like Blue-ray are you still on
- 52:51Blu-ray or I've got digital yeah okay yeah what we I how people buy things
- 52:57anymore cuz I just I just stream now there are when stuff is on sale or
- 53:04there's something I know I want I will still buy where do you see these cuz I
- 53:09wouldn't even see something on sale oh so I only look at the Xbox store right
- 53:14right and the Xbox store they each week they have movies for like five bucks
- 53:19okay oh yeah and yeah I just go in there and I go hey I might watch this one day
- 53:25I don't but then I buy it speaking of movies and we don't have to talk much
- 53:28about this cuz you guys discussed this already last week but uh The Suicide
- 53:32Squad oh yeah yeah yeah did you watch it terrific yeah terrific it's it's a great
- 53:39movie I want to watch it again yeah but it's not like the be all and
- 53:44end all of superhero movies or anything it's not changing the game it's just a very good
- 53:49movie like I was thinking about it this week cuz it's been you know people been
- 53:54talking about and stuff like that and I was like oh yeah I should watch that
- 53:56again I haven't thought that about a DC movie ever
- 54:00ever well this not this generation DC
- 54:04sure yeah so like the original Superman I'll watch that again yeah
- 54:10obviously R Don what's that cci4 no I'm just thinking about DC I'm just thinking
- 54:17no actually specifically I'm thinking about the David AA cut of uh that that
- 54:21he's now trying to Spook off the original Suicide Squad [ __ ] how how ballsy is it too
- 54:27that DC have like we're just going to we're not even going to call this
- 54:30Suicide Squad reloaded or anything we're just going to call it the suicide squ
- 54:35essentially just redacting the original film like honestly if it wasn't for
- 54:42Harley Quinn being people liking her and I look quite like her as margar robers
- 54:46Harley Quinn I look quite like herit a little bit yeah sure Luke yeah
- 54:53yeah certain angles I've had to same hair before yeah I thought this was her
- 54:57best performance too I mean I know she's doing the same character but I thought
- 55:00well she had more to do in this movie other than just show her but like she's
- 55:04she's and I think that's what that was quite good about it it wasn't just that
- 55:08this time oh yeah but she was only she's the only character that crosses over
- 55:14apart from um what's his face and Davidson yeah like it's Captain
- 55:20Boomerang yeah Joel kman there's there's half a dozen of them yeah it yeah yeah
- 55:27Davis yeah no but I love that I love that they kept continuity and they were like this
- 55:33is the same universe but here's all the car they did what we used to joke that
- 55:39that JJ Abrams should do in the Star Wars sequels which is literally murder
- 55:44all the characters you don't like from the prequels but I don't know cuz
- 55:48they're still doubling down on this universe because they got the squad they
- 55:52still got Aquaman 2 coming out there still is there anything else well
- 55:56thankfully the Batman another the movie is different is different are they doing
- 56:02another Wonder Woman do you reckon they're going to do a The Joker to
- 56:05replace Joker they've already done it no that was just
- 56:10Joker they're going to do the Joker um yeah no because there's still a lot of
- 56:16talk now because of Suicide Squad and scripts being leaked and people going oh
- 56:21it would have been better if he had have got to do this it's all like more Joker
- 56:25would not have made that movie better there was too much Joker to begin with
- 56:29far too much far too much imagine now so David a is talking up this cut of his I
- 56:36can't see how it's going to
- 56:38be good right no so he's I mean that's
- 56:44unless he's really confident that they're not going to put that movie out
- 56:48and he's never going to have to actually like I don't know his mouth the script
- 56:52that was leaked I'll guarantee you he leaked it what I'm saying is you got to
- 56:58be confident you made a good movie that they somehow converted into total
- 57:03garbage right imagine if I started going episode 87 of this podcast man if I had
- 57:08edited that it would have been [ __ ] great and then you guys like fine reedit
- 57:11it let's see how [ __ ] great it is not only that you said I did reedit it and
- 57:15it was [ __ ] amazing yeah but I Mt don't want you to no you can show you
- 57:21can show everyone he does say that everything in
- 57:27the script he had was filmed and that the issue a big issue was they got the
- 57:34same people who cut the the trailer they hired them back to edit the
- 57:40movie down to try and make it guard into the Galaxy cuz that's what was big at the
- 57:46time so next time they just got the director from the Galaxy and they let
- 57:52him and look what happened but like he thinks that that's that no no no I had
- 57:57the script and I shot all of the stuff that was in the script what do you want
- 58:01from me yeah mind you I had this uh I had this great moment where and by great
- 58:07I mean infuriating um when I was directing my one and only scripted
- 58:12television series that will remain nameless and that no one will ever see
- 58:16um where I had to take a call from the writer to give me notes on the edit oh
- 58:22and he was and he was like why didn't you include this joke and I'm like I was
- 58:26all well and good to write that on a page but when you film it it's really really
- 58:30unfunny he's like no no you got you got to include it and I'm like but but it's
- 58:34not funny trust me it wasn't [ __ ] funny like and the goal was to be funny
- 58:39not to just include me saying that it works on the page is me just paying new
- 58:43lip service right what I mean is it wasn't funny so we didn't film
- 58:49it so yeah there's no edit of this that exist correct yeah yeah evidently
- 58:55there's still it's not my joke my job to just film every line on the page as
- 58:59David a seems to think it is don't forget there's a lot of Jared Leto just
- 59:05going off script and doing his own thing oh good there's a lot of fil of that
- 59:08there's even Jared let off camera doing his own [ __ ] thing
- 59:13yeah oh man here's a bit of unrelated but slightly related Suicide Squad news
- 59:20Nathan filan's Hometown the people of that town are piting to have their Town
- 59:25Hall named the Nathan fillian civilian Pavilion I've got bad news for you D
- 59:32it's fake we discussed this last week did
- 59:36you we did did we wait we did did we the
- 59:40theyan F in Pavilion I don't
- 59:46remember well you heard it second folks yes last week show notes it's not in the
- 59:52show notes I don't know why but I'm promise you we did or did I dream
- 59:57this I don't I mean I'm not to be fair to be fair it was in last week's show
- 1:00:04notes cuz I put it there and then I wasn't on and then I thought you didn't
- 1:00:07talk about it so I cut cut and pasted it out of last week's spreadsheet and into
- 1:00:10this week's had do we colored it no I'm going to be honest I don't and you
- 1:00:15listened you listened to last week's episode Dan I did yeah so I I I don't
- 1:00:21remember talking about it so I mean there's not much to say other than the
- 1:00:26gag is in saying it the gag is in saying it out loud really yeah yeah I'm going
- 1:00:31to go ahead and yeah I mean yeah I'm going to color this yellow now and they
- 1:00:37civilian Pavilion yeah no no we know and
- 1:00:43then then they feel you sort of responded when you missed out on one of
- 1:00:47a million oh well that's the first I didn't know that what a million we
- 1:00:52definitely didn't talk about did you talk about on your other podcast are you
- 1:00:55confused if you have another luk yeah maybe that's what's happened don't I may have
- 1:01:01[Music] yeah what do you
- 1:01:07think um before we quickly move on from movies I also watched the Green Knight
- 1:01:12which is very very good I want to watch very good yeah I think it's available
- 1:01:17here soon is that like the Black Knight well Martin Lawrence Martin Lawrence
- 1:01:22yeah oh very similar to that in fact I think Martin Lawrence is a came in this
- 1:01:26yeah yeah no he's not as the Black Knight although although the person who
- 1:01:31plays cigan that is a person of color um he's not green though is he so there is
- 1:01:38a Green Knight though there is well I've made a full of myself where would it get
- 1:01:42a St once again I've made a fool of
- 1:01:45myself yeah um very good very very good won't say anything about it it's just
- 1:01:51there should be more kind of of these ambient esoteric min
- 1:01:56Ages movie this is what you want this is what you remember Excalibur being until
- 1:02:02you go back and watch Excalibur now yeah don't do that no do not do that don't do
- 1:02:07that campers a row or um uh dragon slayer remember the movie dragon slayer
- 1:02:13don't watch that yeah is that the one with Sean connory no that's Dragon heart
- 1:02:19Dragon heart I am the last one mind you Shan connory did play the Green Knight
- 1:02:24in an old version of this I think and he was just a man painted green
- 1:02:31so all right then there you go the
- 1:02:34circle of life yeah I C 15 million to
- 1:02:38make uh green KN yeah yeah very small movie Matt do you remember years ago we
- 1:02:44talked about making a movie where you play a crusader night who's just
- 1:02:47wandering home from the Crusades like through the woods and just kind of it's
- 1:02:52very similar to what I think we would have done with that had we had $15
- 1:02:55million yeah got a feris and did it so he encounters a a villager lying in the
- 1:03:00road and he's like what happened to here in the Villager goes a gay raped
- 1:03:07me like like that like that and he's like sorry mate it's not your lucky day
- 1:03:12I'm going to need your
- 1:03:13[Laughter]
- 1:03:21kidney and also can you spare some change for a poor old sex offender
- 1:03:26listeners if you don't know what any of these films are it's because we had to
- 1:03:29take them all down all of them all of them some of them are on YouTube still
- 1:03:33get away all of those ones we did all of those ones we did yeah probably too
- 1:03:38funny for this world that's the problem yeah not too funny for 2012 2013 the
- 1:03:45right amount of funny for that that era the world of 2021 yeah yeah that's all
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