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Payton's (cookie) Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Oh, I stop a horse gropes past predictions. What's the vibe, Peyton?
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  Speaker 1: It is a National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you which kind of cookie you are based on
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  Speaker 1: your zodiac sign. If it's your birthday today, you are
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  Speaker 1: a Leo. You share a birthday with Barack Obama, Cole Sprouse,
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  Speaker 1: Dylan Sprouse, Megan Markle, Louisvuitton, and Greta Gerwig. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's say how to Chad. Chad? What is your sign? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Virgo? Okay, so virgos. For National Chocolate Chip
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  Speaker 1: Cookie Day, you were the perfect toll House chocolate chip
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  Speaker 1: cookie exactly. You have the perfect chip to cookie ratio,
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  Speaker 1: you have like delicious like softness to your interior, and
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  Speaker 1: you have zero flaws, no flaws. You are judging every
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  Speaker 1: other chocolate chip cookie in the bakery for not being
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  Speaker 1: as perfect as you are. Did you get that, Chad? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Something amazing, the perfect toll House chocolate chip cookie. You
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  Speaker 1: get a Chad? You get it? Yeh yeah? I think
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  Speaker 1: I beg the different with that opinion. Note, Oh really,
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  Speaker 1: what kind of what kind of cookie are you? Then? Chad? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna chocolate it, but I don't believe in the sophones.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of a horde to ask sometimes. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a virgo and I believe in what Peyton said.
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  Speaker 1: I feel the same way. I feel like a toll house, mushy,
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  Speaker 1: emotional cookie, delicious, good cookie, the best. You don't even
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  Speaker 1: have to do any more horse cups. That's it. No
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  Speaker 1: one can compete with that all. Hey, brother, thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great day. Cookie Still you too, Marcia? Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: What's your sign? Good morning? It is Gemini? Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: Gemini is the kind of cookie that you, guys are.
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  Speaker 1: You're like that half baked, half crispy hybrids. You're unpredictable,
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  Speaker 1: You're chaotic, and you can't commit to one single texture.
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  Speaker 1: One bite is soft, the next is completely burnt, and
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  Speaker 1: you keep everyone guessing on your toes. Absolutely correct. I
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  Speaker 1: love it. Get me one of those cookies. Thanks, Marcia. Thanks,
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  Speaker 1: have a great day. What's up, Jordan? Hey, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: Cancer cancers? For National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day. The kind
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  Speaker 1: of cookie you are? You're that warm milk cookie that
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  Speaker 1: you can dump in. You're soft and emotional, and you're
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  Speaker 1: falling apart this second. That things get in too intense.
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  Speaker 1: You're pure comfort food, but you leave kind of in
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  Speaker 1: a conversation. If you're in it too long, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: like completely dissolve. You don't really do the emotions and
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  Speaker 1: the overbearingness. Yes, that sounds that accret For sure, that
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  Speaker 1: sounds accurate. They're like the most annoying kind of cookies
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  Speaker 1: if you ask me, like the ones that crumble in
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  Speaker 1: the in the middle. Kind of annoying, irritating. How about libras? Yeah, Kyle,
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  Speaker 1: the kind of cookie that you are. You are the
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  Speaker 1: salted caramel chocolate chip. You're perfectly balanced, you're dangerously sweet,
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  Speaker 1: and you're trying way too art to make sure that
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  Speaker 1: everyone likes you. You spend twenty minutes deciding if you're
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  Speaker 1: milk or dark chocolate. I know, because what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want it a little bitter? Do you want
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  Speaker 1: it really sweet? Exactly? How about four pisces? Yeah, rich,
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  Speaker 1: you're giving raw cookie dough because you're like kind of
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  Speaker 1: like lost in the sauce a little bit. You have
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  Speaker 1: zero structural integrity and like you're totally unbothered by health warnings.
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  Speaker 1: You're living in this kind of dreamy haze and reef
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  Speaker 1: you refuse to bake under the harsh heat of reality.
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  Speaker 1: Why wait to bake the cookie when you gonna have
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  Speaker 1: the cookie dough? I know I'm actually with you, Like,
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  Speaker 1: who doesn't love cookie dough? Wrap it up with Leo Season, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Leo's We are the gold flake cookie skillet. We are
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  Speaker 1: served in that over the toppan with three scoops of
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  Speaker 1: ice cream on top, because we must be the main character.
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  Speaker 1: And if people aren't filming us for an Instagram story, like,
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  Speaker 1: what's the point we're even here for? All right? If
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  Speaker 1: we get to your sign that I'll post it on
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  Speaker 1: our website. John Jaynrich dot com