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WHAT I WANTED VS WHAT I GOT - FAILS · CelinaSpookyBoo

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  Speaker 1: It's the Percy Willows. It's the Percy Willows. It's the
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  Speaker 1: Percy Willows.
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  Speaker 2: Stop it! I was hungry.
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  Speaker 3: Taylor!
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  Speaker 1: What? You've triggered my zoomies.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my fat ass head.
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  Speaker 1: No, I think all people just had tiny ass eyes
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  Speaker 1: back then. Just look.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a thing? No. What's it like to wear spectacles?
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know.
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  Speaker 3: Liar.
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  Speaker 6: Are you alright?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: You actually assembled this cast of extravagancies today.
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  Speaker 3: You got together what I asked for and what I got,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm guessing you probably didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Watch them all the way through, so you wouldn't spoil
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  Speaker 1: this surprise.
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  Speaker 2: No, I just knew the sound was gonna be on it.
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  Speaker 2: I got the original one, too.
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  Speaker 1: Are we listening to the same? Oh, I haven't seen that.
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  Speaker 1: You guys know this ad?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all the same.
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  Speaker 5: This is what I asked for, yeah?
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  Speaker 4: The best doll?
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  Speaker 1: And this is what I got. So we're gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: this 13 times.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm down.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Here, this doesn't have a nubbin, but put it in
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  Speaker 1: your ear.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how to put these ones in.
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  Speaker 1: Just put it in your hole. You'll be fine.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know I actually can't wear these ones because
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  Speaker 2: of my ear canal?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up. We all know you're special and have great
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  Speaker 1: things about you that other people don't.
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  Speaker 2: I just had a lot of surgeries.
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  Speaker 1: Did you really?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Why do you think I got my dimple?
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  Speaker 3: Wait.
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  Speaker 1: That's for surgery?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I used to have a skin tag when I was born.
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  Speaker 3: Is it because your mom had you really late? There
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  Speaker 3: were just a few things wrong? No, like, genuinely, is
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  Speaker 3: that a thing?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I had surgery two times, I came out gay. Clearly
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  Speaker 2: something's up.
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  Speaker 4: Gay is a superpower!
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Taylor.
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's for you. Oh, one second.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Shauna! Oh, yeah, she's right here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's- Oh, what the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Screw Shauna.
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  Speaker 2: She was just telling you how pretty you were.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, look where I'm being from right now. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I want to see. I've never seen the original.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you sitting down?
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  Speaker 1: This is funny. Let's just put it. This is perfect.
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  Speaker 4: I'm literally crying over my nails right now. Because there's
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  Speaker 4: so much.
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  Speaker 2: She's upset.
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  Speaker 1: She's so upset.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, okay.
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  Speaker 5: This is what I wanted, okay? The pastels. And this
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  Speaker 5: is what I got.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's not like worth getting that upset over.
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  Speaker 2: I know she spent like 80, 100 bucks on those.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be upset too.
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  Speaker 1: They did look a little crumpy.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like I did that.
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  Speaker 1: That looks like a student did it, or like she
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  Speaker 1: did it herself. Yeah. You'd be okay at it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 1: Vampire Diaries. We've watched all that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh!
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  Speaker 1: Want a Twilight cake?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, okay.
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  Speaker 5: This is what I wanted, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Gorgeous.
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  Speaker 4: 35.
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  Speaker 5: Pastels. And this is what I got.
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  Speaker 1: That has to be a joke.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I would have been so pissed.
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  Speaker 2: Team Stefan or Damon. Is it a question? 3, 2, 1.
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  Speaker 3: Damon! Get out of my f * * * ing house!
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  Speaker 2: At least Stefan was, like, loyal, you know? What does
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  Speaker 2: Damon have for himself?
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  Speaker 1: Sexy. Bad boy!
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  Speaker 2: Jacob or Edward.
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  Speaker 1: I can't talk about that right now.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not in like a stable place on exactly who
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  Speaker 3: I want because my whole life it's been Edward.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: But now as a grown up lady, I feel differently.
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 2: What changed?
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  Speaker 1: There's a few things. First, she's a teenager and he's
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  Speaker 1: like a hundred something years old.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Jacob is so loyal and he just wants to love
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  Speaker 3: her in a beautiful natural way. And then Edward, he
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  Speaker 3: knew she was gonna do crazy things without him and
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  Speaker 3: he just like left her in New Moon and like.
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  Speaker 1: They go big to the pieces.
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  Speaker 2: And then he just swung back into her life. Like,
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  Speaker 2: nothing happened. Sparkling bitch.
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  Speaker 5: Approximately 10 hours later.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think we just need to watch these.
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  Speaker 4: I'm literally crying over my nails.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute. You should do that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. This is what I want.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's hot.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 4: This is what I got!
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  Speaker 3: Some people should not be allowed to touch clippers. Like,
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  Speaker 3: they should not be able to touch clippers. You kind
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  Speaker 3: of look like it. Turn to the side.
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  Speaker 1: You kind of got the cut.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh. I'm literally crying over my nails right now.
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  Speaker 1: I just want it to be cute and trendy.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: I've done those. I've had those.
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  Speaker 2: I want it, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Are they going to be sperm?
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  Speaker 5: This is the pastels. And this is what I get.
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  Speaker 4: I don't hate it.
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  Speaker 1: They're quirky.
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  Speaker 2: That's bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's not great.
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  Speaker 2: That's terrible.
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  Speaker 6: There's no way her nail artist looked at that.
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  Speaker 2: And went, yep, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: One time I got these nails done and they were
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  Speaker 1: like smoky. The white. It looked like how it was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to. But then I was like, this looks like
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  Speaker 1: man juice on my nails.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like she just dipped her hand in a
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  Speaker 2: bucket of it. Of man juice. And was like, here
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  Speaker 2: you go.
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  Speaker 1: They look good though.
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  Speaker 3: Aw.
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  Speaker 4: I'm literally crying.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. You'd look good in that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Those are like all your colors.
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  Speaker 4: They're so ugly.
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  Speaker 2: My vibe?
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm. Oh my god, okay. This is what I wanted, okay?
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  Speaker 1: So cute.
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  Speaker 5: This is the pastels.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And this is what I got.
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  Speaker 3: No! Anytime I order online, it's either way too big or.
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  Speaker 1: Way too small.
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  Speaker 2: That was sort of like that. That thing was even
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  Speaker 2: on the line.
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  Speaker 1: Did you shave?
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  Speaker 6: No.
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  Speaker 3: Why? Why?
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  Speaker 2: Why, Selena?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good, you? The phone is for you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 2: I would like two large pepperoni pizzas. You don't f
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  Speaker 2: * * * ing need them.
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  Speaker 1: We should stop.
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  Speaker 2: We should.
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  Speaker 1: Where did we just go?
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  Speaker 6: Hello?
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Mom.
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  Speaker 2: How's it going? I'm literally crying.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: It must be like a wedding or something.
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  Speaker 1: It's a Twilight vibe. I'm so.
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  Speaker 2: I love green. Oh my god, okay.
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  Speaker 5: This is what I wanted, okay? This is the pastel.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful. And this is what I- Can you imagine your
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  Speaker 1: wedding day rolls up?
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  Speaker 3: And they bring out a lime cream monstrosity.
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  Speaker 1: I would rage against the machine. Bridezilla, here she is.
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  Speaker 2: That came straight out of How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: How the Grinch Stole My Life.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think flavor that was?
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  Speaker 3: Ass?
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  Speaker 2: That's a decent looking tree.
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  Speaker 1: That's looking like a cheap ass tree. That's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be good. That's a Walmart special.
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  Speaker 2: You can tell by the red box.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be naked. Oh no.
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  Speaker 2: You can tell she tried to fluff that too. There
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  Speaker 2: was no fluffing.
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  Speaker 1: There's no... Okay, so she wanted to do a picture
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  Speaker 1: like that?
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  Speaker 2: I think so.
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  Speaker 1: That's beautiful. We should do that.
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  Speaker 5: This is what I wanted, okay?
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  Speaker 2: This is the best house.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: That's cool.
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  Speaker 5: And this is what I get.
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  Speaker 1: You and me in the pond. You and me in
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  Speaker 1: my pond.
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  Speaker 2: We're not going in that pond.
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  Speaker 1: Why not?
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  Speaker 2: That is infested.
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  Speaker 1: With what?
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  Speaker 2: Disease.
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  Speaker 5: It's gross.
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  Speaker 1: Why is it gross? You have a pool. I do.
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  Speaker 1: We can do it in the pool. What do I
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  Speaker 1: want to do with the snapping turtles? Can you imagine
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  Speaker 1: you do that and it snaps your dick right off?
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  Speaker 3: Here, wait.
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  Speaker 2: Let's try it.
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  Speaker 1: Here's some water.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Oh, look at that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so cute. To not trust anyone, I needed
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  Speaker 1: a dress for my sister's birthday party, and this is
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  Speaker 1: what I asked for.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty.
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  Speaker 1: It's gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, she's triggered.
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  Speaker 5: This is what I wanted, okay? This is the pastels,
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  Speaker 5: and this is what I got.
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  Speaker 2: That's not even close to the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: It's not the right color, not the right shape, not
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  Speaker 3: the right cut, not the right flavor, not the right sparkle.
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  Speaker 2: Does she order from, like... She in or something?
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  Speaker 3: I think she yelled her order out at a woman
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  Speaker 3: who maybe doesn't like her.
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  Speaker 2: He so doesn't. Okay. Like before. Yeah, cute, cute.
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  Speaker 1: That's so cute.
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  Speaker 2: I give up.
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  Speaker 1: It'll grow out, babe.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to grow out. You're going to be fine.
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  Speaker 3: Are you spitting both my eyes at the same time?
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  Speaker 2: One sec.
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  Speaker 1: Work it out. Oh, God, a dame's in him. Is
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  Speaker 1: that how it goes? What would Jesus, Father, the Son.
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  Speaker 2: The Holy Spirit....
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  Speaker 1: RuPaul, Christina, Jimbo, and Alaska.
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  Speaker 2: That's the Holy Trinity right there.
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  Speaker 1: There's four of them, though.
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  Speaker 2: I would get that.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. I would do that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's just bad because you know it's permanent.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, this is the pastels.
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  Speaker 3: And this is what I get. It was horrible.
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  Speaker 2: I think the only problem is... I think she wanted
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  Speaker 2: dark lines.
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  Speaker 1: And those are light. Well, they fade up. This is probably, like,
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  Speaker 1: right after it's done. It probably looked like that, too.
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  Speaker 1: But she had to go back for shading.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, like, this has kind of, like, turned into
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  Speaker 3: a blue.
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  Speaker 2: That's nice, though.
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  Speaker 1: Over time. My ghosty boy.
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  Speaker 2: Two of my favorites.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 3: You?
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to throw up? You make a lot
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  Speaker 1: of body noises, and I'm worried about you.
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  Speaker 2: Just gurgling and furgling and jurgling.
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  Speaker 6: Joanna.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Get married.
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  Speaker 1: Can't afford it okay oh no our mom.
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  Speaker 6: Oh she's having a heyday no oh my god okay
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  Speaker 6: okay that's gorgeous i want that like yeah and.
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  Speaker 4: This is.
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  Speaker 6: What i got oh babe honey boo that looked like
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  Speaker 6: she used those like chalk things he used to get
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  Speaker 6: as a kid yeah like hold it and just streak.
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  Speaker 1: It down It's crazy the trust we put into these
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  Speaker 1: hairdressers sometimes.
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  Speaker 2: One of the worst haircuts I got was right before
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  Speaker 2: we went to Los Angeles the one time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember that. It wasn't that bad though.
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  Speaker 6: No, but it was like, I have a certain way
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  Speaker 6: of doing things and I went to a place that
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  Speaker 6: when you first walked in, only one lady was working
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  Speaker 6: and a large Italian man who didn't wear his pants
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  Speaker 6: properly was bent over ripping up the flooring beside me.
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  Speaker 2: Who owned the place.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, don't mind me.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, I kind of am. And then
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  Speaker 2: she messed up and I cried in my car for
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  Speaker 2: half an hour.
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  Speaker 1: And then you went to Los Angeles for the first time.
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  Speaker 3: Woo! Woo!
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Thumper face mask. That's cute.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Disney style.
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  Speaker 1: Look, it's going to.
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  Speaker 2: Look like that. Oh my God, okay.
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  Speaker 5: This is what I wanted, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: This is the pastels.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And this is what I.
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  Speaker 1: In the name of the Father, the Son, and the
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  Speaker 1: Holy Spirit. That be a demon.
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  Speaker 3: That's... I'm gonna need you to take that right back
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: up to heaven, give it a blast, set it back down,
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: and teach it to wipe front to back.
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  Speaker 2: You wipe front to back?
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  Speaker 5: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: I think, uh, alternate.
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  Speaker 1: Alternate what? If you wipe back to front.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Show me what you do.
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  Speaker 2: Like.
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  Speaker 1: You push it into your man balls. Well, it never
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  Speaker 1: touches them.
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  Speaker 2: Like, it just.
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  Speaker 1: Into your taint?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys like when Taylor's here for these videos?
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  Speaker 1: Or should we excuse him so he can learn how
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  Speaker 1: to wipe correctly?
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: I don't need this right now.
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  Speaker 1: Come here, it's okay.
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  Speaker 5: We will be friends forever.
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  Speaker 4: And we will teach each.
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  Speaker 3: Other how to wipe.
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  Speaker 5: And it's okay because I believe in you.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're my friend and you better subscribe.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, that was good.
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  Speaker 4: Hey!
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  Speaker 3: Wait. Hey everyone, I'm embarrassed that I've upset so many
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: people but in all honesty You're the shit deuce does
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  Speaker 3: not have actual poo in it