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JJR Couples Therapy! Kyle and Fish · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Broadcasting live across the world right now.
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  Speaker 2: This is the John Jay and Rich radio program.
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  Speaker 3: Let us begin another John Jay and Rich couples podcast.
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  Speaker 3: It is Kyle and Fish and I don't think we
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  Speaker 3: really had much to talk about today, so did a
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  Speaker 3: little ask us anything, and we figured we would do
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  Speaker 3: ten questions with Kyle and Fish. Now you don't know
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing this, Hun, but I'm going to hand you
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  Speaker 3: the questions and I'm letting you lead said podcast. Ten
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  Speaker 3: questions with Kyle and Fish, led by the one and
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  Speaker 3: only Fish.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this looks like chet ji petit chet jipitar.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I said chet chipetit ask us anything because I
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  Speaker 3: basically did it five minutes ago and I didn't have
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  Speaker 3: time to wait for your responses. So sorry. Hopefully can
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  Speaker 3: come up with some good one.
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  Speaker 1: We'll run through these because these are easy. Who's more
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  Speaker 1: dramatic when sick? Can you give an example? Me?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think you need an example.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what's the dumbest fight you've ever had that now makes.
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  Speaker 2: You both laugh? M hm uh.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it makes us laugh, because there's
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  Speaker 1: one that's super dumb. But you still hold a grudge.
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  Speaker 3: Over does it have to do with being sick.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, it has to do with me and your
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  Speaker 1: stepmom teaming up on game night.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and winning.
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  Speaker 3: You guys did not win, Yeah, stupid thing. You did not.
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  Speaker 2: We won, and you still are mad about it.
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  Speaker 3: What game were we playing? Do you remember what game?
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  Speaker 3: It was?
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  Speaker 1: Twelf is something, but I don't think you were.
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  Speaker 2: Ready for No.
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  Speaker 3: So this was literally that you went up against the
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  Speaker 3: first time that Scott. Do you have something in your throat?
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  Speaker 3: You keep it? The first time Scott met my dad
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  Speaker 3: and my stepmom, we had a game night at my
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  Speaker 3: sister's house and the game was starting to take a
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  Speaker 3: really long time. So my sister, out of nowhere.
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  Speaker 2: Changed the rules, changed.
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  Speaker 3: The rules and said, eh, Scott and Beer in the lead,
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  Speaker 3: so they win. I was like, they don't win. This
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  Speaker 3: is a game where anything could happen in one more role.
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  Speaker 3: We could win, or they could win, or they could win.
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  Speaker 3: It was total crap, and you guys were like celebrating, like.
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  Speaker 1: You guys, because we won, We celebrated.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I remember the drive home. You were very quiet
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  Speaker 2: because you didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Actually I was surprised, Actually, you know what, I am
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  Speaker 3: still surprised that you would accept that as a win.
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  Speaker 3: It was such a cheap non win. We won and
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  Speaker 3: that's the fight that and we see we don't laugh
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  Speaker 3: about it stupid, but it is stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I laugh about it because I'm laughing at you because
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  Speaker 1: you don't laugh about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what what's each.
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  Speaker 1: Of your most unhinged ick about the other.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard to say because I feel like if you
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  Speaker 3: get an ick, you don't like that person for a
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  Speaker 3: long time.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, what's your pet Peeve? What?
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  Speaker 3: No? The ick is like if if I get ick
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  Speaker 3: something about you, I can't even so next question, you're
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be leading this. Well, I just kidding.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have to move on. I don't like how
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  Speaker 1: you are.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Sorry, I just broke something, which.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of kind of related to what I don't like.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you are a bowl in a china shop
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  Speaker 1: with light switches, and and like what you're in my car?
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  Speaker 2: You just make it right switches.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here's the Okay, this is actually very funny. Something
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  Speaker 3: you need to know about Scott Fisher is if you
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  Speaker 3: don't know where the light switches are your house, He's
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  Speaker 3: gonna let you. He's never gonna let you hear the I.
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  Speaker 1: Wish this were a visual podcast because what my wife
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  Speaker 1: does to turn off or on a light, and this
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  Speaker 1: would be I'll give her some credit because there will
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  Speaker 1: be three maybe four.
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  Speaker 3: It's always a three or four gang switch.
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  Speaker 1: There's a bunch of them all in a row. And
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  Speaker 1: what she does is she puts her hand on like
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  Speaker 1: near all four switches, takes her eyes off of the
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  Speaker 1: switches and looks up at the ceiling, and then just
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  Speaker 1: starts pressing buttons until she gets she sees what she
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  Speaker 1: is searching for. I wish she would look at the switch,
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  Speaker 1: press it, did that?
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  Speaker 2: Do it?
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  Speaker 1: No, Move to the next one, and then you would
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  Speaker 1: learn it, and then you don't have to do this nonsense.
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  Speaker 1: We've lived in this house for almost seven years now
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  Speaker 1: and you still don't know what light switch does? What?
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  Speaker 3: Correct me? But you want to know what the light always?
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  Speaker 3: That's the light always ends up getting on somehow? And
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  Speaker 3: what do I say afterwards? First try quote from the lego. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: there are just there's just nothing that is X me
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  Speaker 3: about you.
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  Speaker 1: Right when I chew, when I chew yogurt. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of things. Okay, Uh, if your relationship
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  Speaker 1: had a theme song, what would it be?
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  Speaker 3: And why this is a good one?
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  Speaker 2: Believe it or not? Walk in? I never would feel.
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  Speaker 3: I like that and.
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  Speaker 2: Prayer well could it be?
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  Speaker 3: See I was gonna say, I don't know why the
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  Speaker 3: can together? We're on limited?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Next question, who apologizes first and who definitely should apologize more?
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  Speaker 1: I always apologize first. Um, I mean I think you
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  Speaker 1: you could apologize more.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see proof what you don't?
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  Speaker 3: You don't? Really? Well, no, you do. You do apologize,
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  Speaker 3: But I think we equally apologize. I think when we
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  Speaker 3: argue or have little cute spatters, little love spatters as
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  Speaker 3: I like to call them, little like little spatters in
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  Speaker 3: the pan of life, shooting up on their own journey.
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  Speaker 3: I think that we both, for the most part, take accountability.
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  Speaker 3: Accept the garage closing on my car, which you will
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  Speaker 3: never take account of, billity on and that drives me nuts.
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  Speaker 3: We don't need to cash it out again. But you
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  Speaker 3: did shut the garage on my car and break my window.
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  Speaker 3: It is still broken because.
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  Speaker 1: No one should ever just pull their car halfway into
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  Speaker 1: the garage jets.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, is that question five?
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  Speaker 2: Don't look at us.
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  Speaker 3: We're through five questions.
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  Speaker 1: What's something the other person does that's technically annoying but
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  Speaker 1: also kind of adorable.
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  Speaker 3: Why are this question so negative? What is something annoying
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  Speaker 3: that you do that's also adorable. You are obsessed with
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  Speaker 3: the weather, so if there is a storm coming, it
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  Speaker 3: is kind of annoying. You will not listen to any
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  Speaker 3: forecast at all. You have to look at the desert
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  Speaker 3: duppler to see if the storm is.
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  Speaker 1: A moving in, and that bothers you.
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  Speaker 3: No. I just think it's kind of annoying because I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 3: it says that it's going to rain, and you're like,
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  Speaker 3: it's not going to win. It's coming due point west south,
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  Speaker 3: it's twenty seven hours. But it's also adorable.
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  Speaker 1: When people go to their iPhones and say, oh, at
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  Speaker 1: two pm tomorrow, it says it's going to be rainy.
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  Speaker 2: Stupid, stupid kid.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you didn't answer about me. Too many things, too
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  Speaker 3: many annoying things.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, when you are annoying the children, like you'll you'll
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  Speaker 1: speak in an accent like children pick up your things, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and they and they don't listen to you because you're joking.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're coming out with this accent which is not
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  Speaker 1: believable or serious, and then you stay in that character
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  Speaker 1: way too long, and then the kids just like lose
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  Speaker 1: their minds. And I've lost my mind way before that,
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  Speaker 1: and it's not you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what, And that is actually a self preservation method.
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  Speaker 3: I do that so that I don't lose my mind,
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  Speaker 3: because at that point, I've already asked them to put
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  Speaker 3: their shoes away, pick up their socks, throw their trash away,
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  Speaker 3: or whatever it is that I'm asking. You know, I've
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  Speaker 3: already asked probably about seventeen times, and so so that
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  Speaker 3: I don't go absolutely crazy and lose my ish, guess
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  Speaker 3: what different Mommy characters come out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you want, here's my thought. If you
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  Speaker 1: actually want the kids to do something, speak to them
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  Speaker 1: in a way that's believable, like.
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  Speaker 3: I did the first twenty times, like they did the
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  Speaker 3: first one times.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, next question, This one's kind of funny.
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  Speaker 3: Can you tell me what Scott really wants to get
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  Speaker 3: through these questions?
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  Speaker 1: What celebrity would absolutely ruin your relationship because the other
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  Speaker 1: person would leave instantly.
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  Speaker 3: I could I could used to say Katie Perry, but
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  Speaker 3: that for it hasn't been you for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't think I don't ever.
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  Speaker 3: Be Megan Maroni. No, you love Megan Maroni, do not?
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  Speaker 3: You're making Maroni lev Does she have a fan base
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  Speaker 3: the Maroners. I'm just asking generally. I don't know, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, probably Tiger Woods.
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  Speaker 3: You would leave me instantly for Tiger Woods.
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  Speaker 1: It depends on what Tiger's offering.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well we know his past, so conflint with that.
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  Speaker 3: Good luck with that. You really have one Nick Bosa,
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  Speaker 3: but currently maybe Nick Bosa.
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  Speaker 2: Nick Bosa, you would up and leave.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the main character and who's the reluctant supporting cast member?
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  Speaker 2: Easy? Next question.
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  Speaker 3: All you had to say was reluctant and then we know.
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  Speaker 1: It's you and turn now I'm I'm the main character.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah absolutely, I mean in this household, main character. Energy
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  Speaker 3: coming from that cap because he's a Capricorn.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's another thing, because all people born within
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  Speaker 1: thirty one days are exactly the same.
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  Speaker 3: Scott's not a fan of horoscopes and astrology. I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: you're such a cap sometimes. Okay, I lost count. I
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  Speaker 3: think that was seven If we're staying true to the
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  Speaker 3: ten questions with Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: And these are spicy but social safe. What does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Social safe?
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  Speaker 3: Not they're like spicy but not too dirty. Maybe, I don't,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. You're reading them these you have to
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  Speaker 3: be at least halfway engaged to this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I am okay leading the podcast. What's a green flag
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  Speaker 1: you didn't appreciate until way later? Sounds like the weather. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: maybe my my passion for getting the mail.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have that big passion as much anymore though,
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  Speaker 3: right before the mail you did get the mail. You
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  Speaker 3: did get the mail because we were gone for a day.
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  Speaker 2: We were gone for a day.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know green No. Next question, I'm not counting
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  Speaker 3: that one.
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  Speaker 1: Next question, which one is more romantic and which one
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  Speaker 1: is the logical one?
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  Speaker 3: Out of us? I would say, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think either of us is really romantic.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think we're super justmanticky, sappy people,
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  Speaker 3: just my buddy. We're like just like Beth fs. No,
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  Speaker 3: we're romantic sometimes in our own ways. I think that
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  Speaker 3: goes down to the whole love language thing. And I
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  Speaker 3: think we talked about the love language conversation in our
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  Speaker 3: last couple's podcast. But we're opposite love languages, so I
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  Speaker 3: think sometimes when you do my love language, I think
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  Speaker 3: it's pretty romantic. It's not necessarily like those pedals and rainbows.
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  Speaker 3: I just have to candlelight to.
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  Speaker 2: Spend time with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, give gifts so easy.
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  Speaker 1: Did anyone have a secret crush on the other before
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  Speaker 1: you officially got together?
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  Speaker 3: Big time, spill, big time. Everybody knows. I had a
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  Speaker 3: crush on you, and you had such a nice tush
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  Speaker 3: I remember. Okay, for those who have been listening to
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  Speaker 3: the show for a very long time, this will be
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  Speaker 3: a throwback to a very beloved cast member on the show.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if he was on the show
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  Speaker 3: on the air quite as much, but if you've listened
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  Speaker 3: to the show for a long time, you know the
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  Speaker 3: name John Peak. John Peak worked with us a long
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  Speaker 3: time ago. I love John Peak. He's amazing. But John
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  Speaker 3: Peak and I used to admire your tush. He's gay,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, and we love him and we had
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  Speaker 3: a lot of fun watching you walk away the end.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: I believe you are blushing. Yeah, it's a podcast. You
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  Speaker 3: have to talk. Yeah, silence doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely had a crush on you. I mean, it's
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  Speaker 1: easy to have a crush on you.
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  Speaker 3: That's very that's see, we are romantic. Yeah, okay, we
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  Speaker 3: have one more question.
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  Speaker 1: Ago plus, you were like fun to hang out with
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  Speaker 1: and like we're.
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  Speaker 3: Fun that I think we're more fun than we are romantic.
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  Speaker 3: And I think that is the secret sauce to our relationship. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: to make it a good one, because this is the
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  Speaker 3: last one. I think this is number ten. M mean
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  Speaker 3: fireworks here.
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  Speaker 2: Too.
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  Speaker 3: He's reading through the questions now. In his defense, I
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  Speaker 3: did just hand him the questions as we began this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: So the wheels are turning because I have suggested and
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  Speaker 3: requested fireworks. That's the play by play. What's happening, I mean.
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  Speaker 2: There's okay.
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  Speaker 1: What is their most predictable reaction to stress?
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  Speaker 3: Oohoo, fireworks? What is your most predictable reaction to stress?
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  Speaker 3: I think your most predictable reaction to stress is you
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  Speaker 3: leave and disappear somewhere, and you go away and then
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  Speaker 3: I can't find you.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you do.
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  Speaker 1: That all the time, even when I'm not stressed. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you just become very difficult to live with.
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  Speaker 1: You're very like angry. The kids feel it just it's
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  Speaker 1: a big black cloud.
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  Speaker 3: I don't stress.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Okay, let's do rapid fire to end everything.
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  Speaker 3: Rapid fire.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Who's funnier you are? No? You are?
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  Speaker 3: No, you are?
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  Speaker 1: Who's more Who's more stubborn?
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  Speaker 2: You are? Who spends more?
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  Speaker 1: You do?
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  Speaker 2: I do? Who's the planner?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You are? Who's the risk taker?
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  Speaker 3: I am?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Do you think do you agree with that?
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  Speaker 1: Like if you're saying, hey, should we go on this
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  Speaker 1: roller coaster, I'd be like, no, you're like com id right,
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  Speaker 1: live a little?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you have more risk taker? I don't know. We're
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  Speaker 3: both not for risky people when it comes to most everything.
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  Speaker 3: But I would say maybe I'm just more adventurous.
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  Speaker 2: Who said I love you first?
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  Speaker 1: Me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you did way earlier, like way way earlier. Who
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  Speaker 2: falls asleep first?
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  Speaker 3: It depends, It depends. I think we both can fall
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  Speaker 3: asleep pretty quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Kyle falls asleep like in four seconds. It's because you
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  Speaker 1: wake up early.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm always But a lot of times if
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  Speaker 3: you fall asleep before me, you snore, and then I
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  Speaker 3: can't fall asleep because I hear the snoring.
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  Speaker 1: That's but one one thing that is in if I
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  Speaker 1: were to say I do, it's because if the kids
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  Speaker 1: can't fall asleep, they always go to you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and there I am just sawing away cold. Ye.
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  Speaker 2: It's perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Who gets angry the fastest?
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  Speaker 2: I think I do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want, I can turn these into a
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  Speaker 1: perfectly formatted show outline, a script style intro and outro,
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  Speaker 1: or even that you can pull from a bull during
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  Speaker 1: the episode.
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  Speaker 2: Just tell me the vibe.
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  Speaker 3: No, thanks, chuch your petia. I think you've provided some
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  Speaker 3: very good ask us anything questions, Which now concludes the
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  Speaker 3: ten Questions with Kyle and Fish. Quite possibly our shortest
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  Speaker 3: podcast is The Petty Hill.
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  Speaker 1: Each of you will absolutely die on garage.
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  Speaker 3: The garage. Yeah, you close the garage on my car,
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  Speaker 3: and you blame me for parking halfway when I was
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  Speaker 3: going to be in and out and you closed it.
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  Speaker 1: You could have parked three of the lengths of your.
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  Speaker 3: Car and turned the corner and looked before you pressed
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  Speaker 3: the open button.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well it didn't because there's no way that anyone
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  Speaker 1: would park halfway under a garage door.
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  Speaker 3: This is the hill. I almost wonder if, after listening
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  Speaker 3: to this podcast, if people wonder do they even like
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  Speaker 3: each other? We do, I do? I like you. I
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  Speaker 3: like you a lot lots. Okay, love you, Bye bye
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  Speaker 3: bye