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Off to Vegas · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally Lala, Hello, gorgeous.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: That's what mom did. That's what mom did.
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  Speaker 2: Hi Mom. Here's the thing. Lisa's in this studio.
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  Speaker 3: She doesn't want a pod, but now that she doesn't
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  Speaker 3: have a mic, she's gonna have a lot to say.
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  Speaker 1: I pray for that. I really really hope that that
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  Speaker 1: is the case. We've spoken a lot about you on
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  Speaker 1: the pod what are You Doing?
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  Speaker 2: Had a lot to say, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: She made a joke. We have had a lot to
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  Speaker 1: say about you on the podcast. We have been following
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  Speaker 1: your hip surgery journey. Our friends slash listeners are very
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  Speaker 1: worried about you.
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  Speaker 3: And thank you to all the friends and listeners and
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  Speaker 3: everybody a part of the pod reaching out to not
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  Speaker 3: only you, I guarantee reaching out to me giving you know,
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  Speaker 3: people have stories the same as yours. So I'm just
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  Speaker 3: very blessed that everybody is so worried about my mother
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  Speaker 3: and the way we are.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just when I walked in, so you guys, I
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  Speaker 1: haven't seen my mom in the studio for a while,
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  Speaker 1: and she used to always like want to come to
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  Speaker 1: the studio just to get her out of the house,
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  Speaker 1: and I walked back in because I recorded Unlikely today
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  Speaker 1: and this gorgeous blonde woman is sitting in a chair
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  Speaker 1: and my mother walked.
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  Speaker 2: In behind me. Did you like that?
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  Speaker 3: I'm on a rip today, baby talking all right, So
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  Speaker 3: we're all a little bit consuited.
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  Speaker 1: Even looking like this. I'm like, Yns, I'm right, but
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  Speaker 1: I was so excited to see you, Mama. You were
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  Speaker 1: sawing logs in my bed last night. I actually felt
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  Speaker 1: badly being like, are you going to sleep in here?
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  Speaker 1: Because I have you an ocean and ocean is like
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  Speaker 1: my freaking shadow right now. You saw it last night.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot. I walked into the bathroom mom, Mom,
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  Speaker 1: where are you? I was like, I'm going to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to come in there. It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: You left today. We were in the playroom when you
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  Speaker 2: first left.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's looking out the window with one leg back,
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  Speaker 3: leaning on the window and you're pulling out and she goes.
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  Speaker 2: I just really wish my mom wasn't leaving me. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I know, and whipped cream.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I tell her when she tells me
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  Speaker 1: all of those things, like I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: left alone without you, and I go, that's how I
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  Speaker 1: still feel about my mom. I get it, I get you. Girl.
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  Speaker 1: That's not gonna go away, at least I hope it won't.
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  Speaker 1: I was very, very proud of the mother that I
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  Speaker 1: was this weekend. Can I get a clap? Lisa? You're
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  Speaker 1: practicing on the softball field?
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  Speaker 2: She was, how id it? She was fucking how baby?
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  Speaker 2: She was cheering. There was a couple of Marlborough cracks
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  Speaker 2: in there.
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  Speaker 1: Go, I don't even care you go, Glen Coco. I'm
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  Speaker 1: so happy to hear that. I want to hear all
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  Speaker 1: about your guys' trip, but first let me too my
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  Speaker 1: own horn. So I always take pride in the mother
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  Speaker 1: that I am, because let's be honest, as mothers, you
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  Speaker 1: really don't know what the hell you're doing, and each
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  Speaker 1: phase is different, and then as you're doing it, it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like you start running. You're metaphorically and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I'm doing it. I'm fucking doing it.
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  Speaker 1: But I have a lot of help. Right this weekend
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  Speaker 1: I had a no help. I had a meet that
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  Speaker 1: was it me with the two kids, and I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: nervous or anything. I know, I knew I would be
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  Speaker 1: very tired. But girl, I had a jam packed weekend
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  Speaker 1: full of fun. Friday, I had Janet and her mom
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  Speaker 1: come over. We swam all day. She Janet brought over
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  Speaker 1: steak noki. She made it at a mom may it.
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  Speaker 1: Janet is such a good cook. Now, yeah, we all
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  Speaker 1: had dinner together. I didn't know. Yeah, Janet made it.
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  Speaker 1: I made it. That's what you declined.
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  Speaker 3: No, I thought it was just pre I thought it
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  Speaker 3: was just like the prepackaged where we just put it
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  Speaker 3: in a thing.
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  Speaker 1: But no, she brought rosemary. She brought her own skillet,
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  Speaker 1: which she made, not a store bought. She's like rendered
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  Speaker 1: fat whatever that means, made of sauce. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do that. She even brought her own salt
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  Speaker 1: and pepper because she didn't think that I would have
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  Speaker 1: salt and pepper. I was like, Janet, Janet, do we
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  Speaker 1: all right? How do you think I flavor all of
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  Speaker 1: my boxed goods? Gotta have some salt? Fabulous? So we
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  Speaker 1: all had dinner together, ran the kids into the ground. Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: I planned a playdate with a little girl who Ocean's
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  Speaker 1: gonna go to her new school with. That was amazing. Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: we had a throwback friend, meaning Ocean's old school, her
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  Speaker 1: little teacake friend who I love, that entire family, and
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  Speaker 1: we were there from ten thirty to three thirty. I
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  Speaker 1: could not believe it. And every night I would put
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  Speaker 1: Sosa down at like six thirty seven. She would be exhausted.
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  Speaker 1: She wouldn't even fight me. And then Ocean and I
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  Speaker 1: all three nights would make popcorn and put Eminem's and
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  Speaker 1: she would pick what movies she wanted and we'd eat
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  Speaker 1: it in the bed and she would look at me,
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  Speaker 1: hug me and say, Mom, this is the best night ever.
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  Speaker 1: Like she just wants your time and attention. And there
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  Speaker 1: was one thing that happened and she said, I was
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  Speaker 1: on my phone and she said she paused the move
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  Speaker 1: me and she said, Mom, you told me that you
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  Speaker 1: would lay in the bed and watch a movie. That
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  Speaker 1: means you can't have your phone, because that means you're
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  Speaker 1: not paying attention. And I was like, she's clocking it right,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, that is absolutely correct. And I put
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  Speaker 1: my phone on the charger, which I keep my phone
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  Speaker 1: away from my bed. But it was just very sweet
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  Speaker 1: and I really really enjoyed, like I missed you guys,
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  Speaker 1: and Ocean missed you guys terribly. But I had really
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  Speaker 1: great one on one time with my kids where they
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  Speaker 1: got mom time, they got to socialize with kids their
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  Speaker 1: age because there were some kids that were Sosa's age.
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  Speaker 1: I just I was very proud of myself as a
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  Speaker 1: mom this weekend. That's all I'm going to say.
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  Speaker 2: We are very proud of you as well.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Eathtant does it all the time for me.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't always with my two, it's by myself.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot. So I get you on that one.
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  Speaker 3: But shit, twenty forty eight hours with no help, oh god, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: good job.
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  Speaker 1: More than that. You just left Friday morning and got
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  Speaker 1: home Monday night.
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  Speaker 2: But we had a CC.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying forty eight hours no help Saturday Sunday, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And still I will give you the nights though, because
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  Speaker 2: boy do they come quick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and not five o'clock. God, at dinnertime. The one
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  Speaker 1: and a half two hours is the slowest moving one
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  Speaker 1: and a half to two hours of my whole life.
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  Speaker 3: Now from four to six, it's snail time. Brutal, It's
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  Speaker 3: a brutal brutal. Yeah, I don't know how it passes,
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  Speaker 3: but God, by chance it does.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'm like, oh, it's five thirty. I
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  Speaker 1: could do bath time and by then it'll be six.
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  Speaker 1: What bath takes thirty minutes for a kid? None?
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  Speaker 2: No, there's there were.
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  Speaker 3: When I was watching them, I was like, if I
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  Speaker 3: go to the grocery store with both of them an
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  Speaker 3: hour and it'll be six, I can feed her.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's get in the car. Guys, waste this time?
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  Speaker 1: No for real, Okay, tell me about Swingers. That's Easton's
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  Speaker 1: gay softball team that he's on. He's the token straight.
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  Speaker 2: We have a couple.
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  Speaker 1: For now. I each team gets two straight people. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: freaking love it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, there was a woman there. Her name was
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  Speaker 3: Mama on the back of her shirt. She called me
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  Speaker 3: her husband, and I kind of liked it. She goes,
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  Speaker 3: take it easy, take it easy on. My future husband
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  Speaker 3: was old enough to be my mother.
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  Speaker 1: I love that. That's so cute she I mean, she was.
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  Speaker 2: It was weird fun.
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  Speaker 3: I stepped up to the plate and she goes, you
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  Speaker 3: are something to look at. She goes, can I have
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  Speaker 3: a piece?
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  Speaker 2: And I just smiled at her and she goes, unless
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  Speaker 2: you like dick, like the rest of them. I go hey,
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  Speaker 2: I go I'm the token straight and she goes hey,
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  Speaker 2: and then I hit it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were gonna say liquor.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, no, oh, no, her licoric for some salt. Well,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of games being played.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even act like it would be that shocking if
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  Speaker 1: she shared her liquor, especially with Mom, because I learned
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  Speaker 1: that Lisa smoked weed while they were in Seattle.
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  Speaker 3: Because everybody listening, as you know, my mother, she had
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  Speaker 3: her hip replaced. She's kicking like all the meds that
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  Speaker 3: they had her on, and she just feels a little off.
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  Speaker 3: And I was just everything that she is feeling. Marijuana
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  Speaker 3: was a good like medical marijuana was a good alternative
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  Speaker 3: to everything. So when she'd get her tremor, she'd smoke it,
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  Speaker 3: and so me and Nicky went and bought her one.
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  Speaker 1: The whole thing this weekend was getting you through on
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  Speaker 1: your same meds. I called your doctor and they are
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  Speaker 1: they've prescribed you something that I guess helps with Parkinson's
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  Speaker 1: because you are displaying symptoms of that. However, I have
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  Speaker 1: this text thread with a few sober people in it,
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  Speaker 1: and I had gone mia for a minute and my
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  Speaker 1: sponsor side texted me and said, you know, is everything okay?
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  Speaker 1: Do you still want to be a part of that
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  Speaker 1: group that group chat because we haven't heard from you.
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  Speaker 1: So I responded and I let the group know kind of.
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  Speaker 1: It's a gratitude text thread, so you say what you're
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  Speaker 1: grateful for, and you keep people updated on what's happening
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  Speaker 1: in your life while also pointing out the things that
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  Speaker 1: you are grateful for. And then I called my sponsor.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, it's so crazy that in that text
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  Speaker 1: thread you mentioned DIP. Because what DIP is is drug
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  Speaker 1: induced Parkinson's and it happens after surgery. It's when your
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  Speaker 1: body reacts differently poorly to medication anesthesia, blocking the dopamine
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  Speaker 1: release in your brain, and you display symptoms of Parkinson's.
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  Speaker 1: The difference is at some point in time it wears
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  Speaker 1: off to where dopamine is firing again the way it
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  Speaker 1: needs to be. She said, my sister had that five
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  Speaker 1: years ago. It took about a year for her to
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  Speaker 1: like come to again. But I had never heard of
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  Speaker 1: DIP before. It's not common, but she had it after
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  Speaker 1: hip surgery. I'm like, that is crazy, I know, And
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  Speaker 1: this is how I know my mom is off because
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  Speaker 1: normally she would be like, that makes me nervous. The
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  Speaker 1: hard thing with Parkinson's, from what I've read and what
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  Speaker 1: neurologists we've spoken to, it's a process of elimination. There's
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  Speaker 1: no brain scan, no blood test that you can have
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  Speaker 1: that shows you have Parkinson's. It is doing the initial
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  Speaker 1: testing that you as of right now passed. I will
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  Speaker 1: get your results back on the twenty second. We have
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  Speaker 1: the actual brain scan that needs to be scheduled. But
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  Speaker 1: our primary physician said, you start treating for Parkinson's and
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  Speaker 1: if there is you know, progress, I guess with the symptoms,
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  Speaker 1: then then we know what direction to go in. I
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  Speaker 1: am hopeful, I really am. But it's been Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: always scary.
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  Speaker 2: It's scary. The unknown is scary. Okay, I think you're
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  Speaker 2: going to be just fine. I really do. Seeing you,
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  Speaker 2: seeing you do the tests and all of that.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's hard for you because you're not there
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  Speaker 3: physically to see how well you're doing. But you did
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  Speaker 3: the test very well. Like I wasn't nervous at all. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's also though, even though she's passing the tests,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have an answer to why she's feeling the
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  Speaker 1: way that she's and that's the only thing we know
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  Speaker 1: is after the hip surgery, everything changed, and whether it
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  Speaker 1: triggered something in the brain that is a forever thing,
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  Speaker 1: whether it triggered something in the brain that is going
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  Speaker 1: to be, you know, a blip in time, and we're
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  Speaker 1: going to get through it. When we have answers, we
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  Speaker 1: will have a roadmap to how we take care of
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  Speaker 1: you and I. There are just little things that I feel,
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  Speaker 1: little things that I feel are like so normal, just
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  Speaker 1: like conversations with someone or hearing someone laugh.
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  Speaker 4: They like you don't even clock right, And now I
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  Speaker 4: don't really have long conversations with you. I rarely hear
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  Speaker 4: you laugh, and I just want that.
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  Speaker 1: To come back. Sorry, I can't even imagine how. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure you're very scared, but we're here with you.
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  Speaker 2: I hope you know that you're never doing anything alone.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm so happy that the other things, even though
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  Speaker 1: you don't feel well, like you want to be active,
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  Speaker 1: Like you wanted to go to Montana for a week,
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to go to Seattle. Even that day when
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  Speaker 1: you guys were supposed to leave, I was like, are
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  Speaker 1: you sure you feel up to going, and you were like.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very proud.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not not going.
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  Speaker 3: I'm very proud of you because I know traveling isn't
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  Speaker 3: easy with how you feel doing everything that you have
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  Speaker 3: to do every day. I want you to know I'm
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  Speaker 3: very proud of you, and I love that you are
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  Speaker 3: up and moving even when you are feeling mentally and
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  Speaker 3: physically like shit.
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  Speaker 2: Very proud of you.
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  Speaker 1: I really think everything is going to be okay. But
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  Speaker 1: then obviously fear is just a part of life in
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  Speaker 1: the unknown. But no matter what, like, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: get through it, and we're going to get through it
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  Speaker 1: as a family, and you're loved and supported and I'm
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  Speaker 1: so happy you went. And Easton had like the game
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  Speaker 1: of his life. Games. They played eight games.
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  Speaker 2: We had eight games in two days. Hey two homerus whoop, whoop.
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  Speaker 3: I had the highest batting average on a team with
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  Speaker 3: like eighty four percent on base percentage. I got MVP
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  Speaker 3: with a big old chain. I'll post it, but no,
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  Speaker 3: it was way Can I be honest. Everybody has heard
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: about my shoulder and just getting it fixed.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't change everything.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah that PRP man.
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  Speaker 3: I am going to say, if you have anything that
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  Speaker 3: feels a little off or like ligament that's popping out.
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  Speaker 2: I would highly recommend PRP.
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  Speaker 3: My shoulder is in the it feels like it's in
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  Speaker 3: the best like shape it's ever been in. Like there's
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  Speaker 3: it's tight, I can hit.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a thought. Yeah, no, like I actually have fun.
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  Speaker 3: And it was good to have like the team because
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  Speaker 3: you know when you're like, hey, my shoulder's bad, when
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  Speaker 3: it gets better, I'll be good, and they're like, hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I get out of here, kid, And then I did.
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  Speaker 3: So it was good because then they all came up
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  Speaker 3: and they were like, wow, you weren't lying. I was like, yes,
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  Speaker 3: I told you my shoulder was fucked up, man, And
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  Speaker 3: now they all see it.
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  Speaker 2: So it was good that I did what I did
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  Speaker 2: because now I feel a part of the team.
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  Speaker 3: We love loved Seattle. We were in Isaquah, so outside
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  Speaker 3: of Seattle. It's like twenty five minutes thirty minutes out
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  Speaker 3: side of Seattle. It is.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: The air was crisp, Like we got out of the
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  Speaker 3: airport and I was like, wow, no, we got yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: We walked out.
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  Speaker 2: Me and Nick both looked at it. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: is this airships here? He goes. I was just thinking
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  Speaker 2: that in La.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of people out here, which places.
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  Speaker 1: I heard a lot of people from FIFA the love La.
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  Speaker 1: They were like very pleased about the best comment I ranch,
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  Speaker 1: ranch was the number one American people.
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  Speaker 2: Were taking the home ranch by the gallons in their bags. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Also they never tried the one from spaghetti factory or
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  Speaker 1: a pizza factory.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that buttermilk ranch.
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  Speaker 1: That ranch slaps.
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  Speaker 2: I've never tasted a.
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  Speaker 1: Ranch like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, ranch wishes it.
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  Speaker 1: Was that ranch Utah Salt Lake, the greatest Saint George.
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  Speaker 2: If we're going to be specific.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, o G you're right, maybe they here, maybe
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  Speaker 1: someone I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Can I talk about my labu being stole?
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  Speaker 3: One?
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  Speaker 1: Coming back to that? It's very weird, very weird.
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  Speaker 2: Stands, wasn't it called Stan's BBQ?
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  Speaker 1: We don't even have a barbecue that could get stolen?
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  Speaker 2: No, in the old town. Lisa's taking it back to
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  Speaker 2: the barbecue that we had in Issaqua.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, we're really okay At the beginning of the episode, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Lisa, I'm just glad you're here. Baby, We're just
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  Speaker 2: glad you're here.
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  Speaker 1: What else you want to talk about? Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: God damn it, Lisa, keep on coming. Give it face.
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  Speaker 1: Is so proud, Lauren.
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  Speaker 2: You should have seen me out there.
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  Speaker 1: I was very proud.
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  Speaker 2: Only twice.
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  Speaker 1: I know eight.
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  Speaker 2: I won the pot. I know money.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I won like two hundred and something dollars. Eh,
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  Speaker 3: it hasn't hit the account yet, but I'll be looking.
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  Speaker 3: Hasn't hit the old.
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  Speaker 2: Venmo, I know.
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  Speaker 3: Trust me, I am very, very proud of you and
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: everybody listening. I was below five hundred, so I was
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: the shittiest batter on the team. I'm the best, just
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: a shoulder away from being great.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Eight.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Now I'm in the eight and the highest you have
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: to move up in the league.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: In the league, it's going to be a devastating day.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: No, my batting is good, but my batting percentage is
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: like still in where I need to be.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: You're not consistent.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: If I keep no, I was five hundred. This was
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: the only tournament I've been good. If I keep doing this,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: it'll put me up points.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: And then what I'll do.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Is I'll be a little shittier in the field. I
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: want to hit me right in the chest. Would I
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: tell you these things are speeding at you like ninety
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: miles an hour. They're coming at you.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: It's like an MLB speed.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: No, those are well, I'll say, I lie to you
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: pretty heavily. They're probably coming off at like fifty or sixty,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: but nine. When you're thirty three and never played baseball,
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: really you know they're coming at it like ninety. I
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: dove and caught one. Good for you, dove stretched out,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: caught it. Everybody on the other bench, good stretch, I said,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: damn right, oh wow, So I'm Lauren.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: I was just out there just a lot of sportsmen ship.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: That's what I really love about the league.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I will say we were getting our asses just fucking
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: handed to us because the team was really good. But like,
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: you can't hate anybody because like even if they're running
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: the score up on you, like they're always like yeah,
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: sometimes you get them like you're just nice.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: That's yeah, there's.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Nothing to gain from this extent. You're all out there
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: having fun and it's like, I tell you, amazing that
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: you're on that team. You had your team over for
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: a barbecue. A few weeks we're doing it again.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: By the way.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: It's so much fun. Everyone's such a good vibe. They're
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: so cute with my kids. Your team.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I have like a really really good team
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: that I've fought, like fallen very in love with. Just
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: like being around, playing around, they build you up, they
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: tease you. It's like, oh, Mom, was like sitting outside
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: and like three of my teammates came up and they
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: were like, hey, with all the balls like coming and flying,
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: we don't want her to get hit.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Can we bring her into the dugout? So I was
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: like yeah, so like they all just like.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Of England, it's all hot.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Like I'm grabbing my gear taking it to another field.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: I look over like my whole team is like helping
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Lisa like get her stuff.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I was like I was coming out Jesus.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: It was a lot because she had a lot.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Of my gear too, so like it was my gear
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: that she was holding on to heavy. Mom was doing
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: a lot though. I'd see her just like stretching. I'd
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: be on third base and she'd be going lifting her
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: legs up, doing her little leg exercises.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: That's so good, Mom.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Lisa. Trying is all it is. Do five, do ten.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: That's more than you did yesterday. You're going to read
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: atomic habits.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: If you just okay, one thing at a time. You said, well,
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: let's not have a reading as well. Let's just get
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: her to lift her limbs every so often.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Lift the limb to read right.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: So many words per minute you can get You're.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Going to read a whole book by the end of
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: your life.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: What are we talking about? The laboo boo? Yeah, guys
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: comes upstairs to day He's like, hey, did you drive
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the Mercedes? I was like, is this a real question?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: On what planet? Would I ever drive that thing? And
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: it does all I know you would never drive it
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: whatever year, And I was like, has nothing to do
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: with this, And I was like, maybe she could. With
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: how low you are to the ground in a car.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I still don't like it. I love it.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: But so I'm going in my car last night because
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: a little hungry, you want to get food. My center
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: consoles open, and that is it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: I get in nothing. It feels like somebody was in
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: the car. I got.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Like, they didn't take that with them.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: What's in there? Yeah, my golf clubs are in the garage.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Nothing's in the trunk. So I get in there, center
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: consoles open. I have la boo boos that I like,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: just trade out in my car. That just like hang,
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: you can judge me. No, I'll take a picture of it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: And so I have one hanging still there, two in
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: one bag, still there, one in one bag, gone by
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: so many.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I bought them for wait, hold on which one did
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: they take the one with the colored teeth?
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: No, they took the gray like wooly looking one. Oh,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: the shittiest one.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Not only that that's gone, there's about forty bucks in
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: cash still there.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: There's yeah, like there was more. I feel like they
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: left money for me.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was kids. And they had the other la
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: boobos no because we asked her.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: And she was like, no, I didn't do it, and
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I was she probably I go out to the car.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: And take a little booboo.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: That's all I needed to hear. But I was like,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: It was the weirdest robbery I've ever been a part of.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I guess who the fuck just gets me from one
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: lab boo boo and.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: You're not even a good one the color. Don't know
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: if I had that looks like six nine.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I still have that like that one, that's
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the one that's hanging right now. But I will say
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I had money in the car previously,
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: or if they stole a La Boo boo and gave
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: me forty bucks.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: It's the weirdest thing. I don't know.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it was a robbery or a transaction.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: With all I know, it was without my consent. So
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty I'm I don't know what's going on, or Eve's.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Gonna find the litle booboo somewhere some Okay, So this
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: headline dropped vpr alum Jack's Taylor Cosey's up to his
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: and ex Brittany's publicist. If you guys remember, there was
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: a rumor like two two and a half years ago
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: that Jack's and this other person name's Lorie I were
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: hooking up, and I you know, no one thought anything
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: of it moved on. This came out yesterday. I'm not
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: going to share with you guys the details of what
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: went on. Obviously, Brittany is one of my dearest friends,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: and I want her to talk about it. All I'll
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: say is these are two bottom feeders. I'm absolutely disgusted.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I cannot believe that people move this way in life.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: And I felt the need to text Brittany and say
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I was with her all day but last night I
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I got invited to Vegas for less
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: than twenty four hours tomorrow and if you would like
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: to come, I would like to get you out of
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles and away from all the shit, So let
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: me know if you're down. And she texts back and said,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I think that would be really good for me. I
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, we're doing baby.
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: We're gonna leave tonight, be back tomorrow tomorrow by one.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Guys we're living. Yeah, I'll take the kids. Yeah, I
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I called her.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I'm on jet Suites. Yeah, you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: guys all know I've booked two people on jet.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Suite assistant what assistant?
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: And when I tell you and I booked the hotel
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: all by myself, and I woke up three times last
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: night to go into my emails to make sure that
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I booked us for the right city. I was like,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: didn't stay Las Vegas?
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Does anybody else two show? I do that too, I
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: will book it and I'll go. Did I even do
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: the right dates?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: June?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: June? I have to go back in the calendar and
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: then I'm like.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: It shows that we're landing back home on the fifteenth.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: But we're not leaving tonight, right, we can leave tonight.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It's three in the morning, okay tomorrow, Yeah that is right.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Wait is that the fourteenth?
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we're good. And then I was like, no,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I'm still not but I did it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Mom watched me. I did learn a lot with that,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: and now I know take the initiative. So that's what
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: I'm doing with Brittany. I can't wait to tell you
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: guys all about it. We're going to have the time
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: of our lives. Let's go into some pop culture. But
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: first I want to talk about this trend on TikTok
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: that Easton showed me, and I was like, it sounds
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: so stupid when I tell you, I sat there for
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: probably ten to fifteen minutes watching boyfriends and girlfriends or
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: husbands and wives eating at the same pace as their
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: significant other.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: So fun.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy, this is like it was.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: It's the greatest trend I've ever seen.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: And what's so great is it's great man like the
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: woman following the man or the man following the woman.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I eat like a man. The valley has shown that.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, you guys, did me really really dirty.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I'm never eating on camera again.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, I just keep it eating.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I got like ribs in my mouth. I'm chewing like
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: I've never eaten anything in my life.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: You look like situation.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am hungry all the time. And then I
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: forget to eat. And then we get a call time
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and it's at a restaurant. I'm like, whoo, I can
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: eat you, I can finally eat. What were we talking about? Oh,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: thank you for sending me the thank you for making
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: me sit down and watch that trend, because oh yeah
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: If you guys haven't tried.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: It, well, here's the thing. Law always is like, you're
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: just on your phone, And here's the thing. Sometimes I am,
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: but sometimes i'm not. And when I tell you, I
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: am just roped up in some stupid trend that I
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: just watch for twenty minutes. And it's the same video
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: of different people.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: The same laugh that you guys hear on the podcast.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck would be that funny? So
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: then he shows me this one. Do you like the
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: men eating at the same pace as the woman or
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the other way?
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I like them both the same because it's like
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: the woman trying to keep up with this man eating
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: a sandwich in three bites, which I don't know how
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: they're doing it. But then I love the woman eating
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: because she like makes it slow, will toss it, she'll
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: like get the pieces.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: And you have to do exactly what your partner is doing.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: So like the guy is like wanting to eat, and
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: like she'll eat like one chip and then she'll like
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: watch her TV and take a sip.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: And the guy's like what do the one girl who
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: was like he still hasn't drinking a drink water?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Hey, do you need some water?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: You drink some water. It's so good. This one's sad.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Grocery store Joe, who you guys know from like the
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Bachelor Nation, he did the prenuvo scan that you and
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I did, mom, and they found a blueberry sized lesion
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: in his scan and it appeared to be an early
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: stage cancerous brain tumor.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: And now he's caught in time.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has to undergo surgery to remove it, and
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: so like prenuvo quite literally saved him.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Right, you know, I hope everything in that surgery goes well.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to say something that people will probably
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: get mad at me about but I'm okay with it.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I understand that prenuvo is expensive. It's a couple thousand dollars, okay,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: But it's like quite literally saving people's lives. And we've
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: all seen how insurance they can be extremely difficult. And
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: let's just say you have something where you have to
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: be treated for it. There are some people who their
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: medical bills are skyrocketing into the millions of dollar range.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I highly recommend if you can put aside some money
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: each paycheck and save up for a full body MRI,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: that it is worth it. Like, I know that that
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: is expensive, and I get it. It is really hard
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: to make a paycheck, but you don't get to go
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: and get an MRI unless there is a primary doctor
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: who will like write you the request form.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I would like to do some research to see if
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: they have payment plans for that, because that should be
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: something that they offer with it being such an amazing
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: thing to do.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: And the whole reason I contacted Prenuvo back in September
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: was because I was feeling like I was getting headaches
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: and I felt like tension in my forehead. I was like,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I really want to know, like what's going on, and
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: and you know. My results came back and it was
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: very positive, except my posture is so messed up that
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I could qualify for twelve sessions of PET covered by insurance.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Do you think I ever did that? No, but I
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: do need to do that. I have a primary who
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: said I will, I will definitely look at your scan
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: and send you to a physical therapist. Anyway, there's that.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: It's quite literally saving people's lives. I want to do
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: an egg and Relief of the week Easton, What is
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: your ache of the week?
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: My ache of the week.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Honestly in the notes that your your ache is that
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: your la boo boo?
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: That is it. I was going to say my ache
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: is the la boo boo, but not even the laboo boo.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Just that was somebody in my fucking car. I feel
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: like I gues something. Yes, it's not about the laboo boos.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: I do not care if the labuo boos get stolen.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: I don't want somebody's ass in my seat. All there's
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: my ache. Okay, okay, so you're little, so that's her
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: age your back. You're pussy in your crack ambity. I
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: fucking hated that, mom my bed my man crack I'm
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: very happy. If my mom was getting into the car
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: by herself listening to that song, we would have to
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: sit down and have a.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Conversation as if she hasn't ever heard me talk like this.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: You know how I talk. It's a joke. I'm trying
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: to make light of it. Your ache sore, your literal aches, Okay,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: My ache is that I feel like my body is
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: also falling apart. Last night, I felt like my the
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: corner of my ho nail was like digging into my skin.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: So I get out and my I have a horizontal
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: crack near my cuticle and my whole nail is completely
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: lifted up. So now I'm going to DM the girl
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: who does these nails, because remember every time, I like,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: it's taking a long time, and she always tells me
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: like la la, I have to like preserve the quality
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: of your actual nail, So it's gonna take a while.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Welcome for fun.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Now I'm looking at my toes and I'm like, it's
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: because my actual nail they're just like drilling into it,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: so it's making them weak. I'm gonna DM that girl,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be like, do you make house calls
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: if you don't can I just DM you and you
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: put me on the schedule for both hands and feet,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: and I guess I'm gonna spend the day with your babe.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: It's like two and a half hours just for my hands.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: The one time I never wear heels, I never go anywhere,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: and now I've got a busted ass toe that really hurts. Yeah,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: so what's your relief.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Let's let's make it quick softball third place? Bang?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Bang? What's your relief? Mom? Excellent? I'll take it.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Us if anybody needs to hear that.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: My relief was the weekend that I had with my kids.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I really highly enjoyed it. Missed you, guys, but it
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: was great anyway. Thank you guys so much for listening
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: to another episode of Untraditionally La La Mom. I loved
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: having you. Welcome back and I will catch you guys
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: on Monday for the bonus episode. Tuesday for my new
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: podcast with Sally Carson, which is called Sex Unlocked. Oh
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: my gosh, this is crazy. You can catch us Wednesdays
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: for Untraditionally La La regular episode, and remember an Unlikely
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Affair with myself and Amber Childers is every Thursday at
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: nine pm. Love you guys, Bye,