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#695 Hanging out with Kill Tony Regular Ric Diez · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: We already told you guys that we have... First of all,
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  Speaker 1: if you've been in the group chat... or in the,
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: what is it, actual live chat, know there is a
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  Speaker 1: giveaway going on once again on, you know, because you
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  Speaker 1: guys have been coming through with the super chat. So
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  Speaker 1: we're having three giveaways going on again. You can read
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  Speaker 1: what they're about. I put it up in the chat. Also,
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  Speaker 1: a big shout-out to everybody who made the show possible,
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  Speaker 1: Hadar on your radar. And if you've been in an injury,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, if you've suffered from an injury, And your
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  Speaker 1: uncle has gotten injured at a Walmart or you got
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  Speaker 1: hit by a car or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me.
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  Speaker 1: My man, Gabriel Sepulveda and his firm of attorneys can
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  Speaker 1: hook you up, dog. Like, literally, just mention that we
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  Speaker 1: don't smoke the same podcast. They'll hear your case out
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  Speaker 1: for free. One of them fucking, one of them payouts,
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  Speaker 1: one of them compensations, bro. I dream about those. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't want to get hurt. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: How much was the last one?
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  Speaker 2: Two million dollars, bro.
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  Speaker 4: If you don't get hurt, your pay's not going to
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  Speaker 4: be that wealthy.
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  Speaker 1: Look fool half a mil is all right with me
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  Speaker 1: you can fake your pain dog and here we go
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  Speaker 1: with the scams to my to my left doing mexican
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  Speaker 1: scams what's going on xg what's up dog feeling good
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  Speaker 1: dog yeah you can fake it just fake it just.
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  Speaker 2: Ow that's simple dog For $ 2 million, you wouldn't fake
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  Speaker 2: a little pain? You know what?
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  Speaker 5: For $ 2 million, how long would you be in a
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  Speaker 5: wheelchair for? For $ 2 million, how long would you be
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  Speaker 5: in a wheelchair for, dog? Like in public? First class
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  Speaker 5: in the plane in Japan? I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Could you do a whole year in a wheelchair for
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  Speaker 2: $ 1 million? Do I get to get up in private?
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  Speaker 2: At your house, you can walk around, dog.
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  Speaker 4: You have to climb up the stairs here on hands
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  Speaker 4: and knees.
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  Speaker 2: Everything. You got to make content. This is what it
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  Speaker 2: feels like to be a guy in a wheelchair.
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  Speaker 1: You got to play the part hard, dawg. Imagine I
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  Speaker 1: have to go up the stairs like monkey bars, dawg.
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  Speaker 2: Calisthenics.
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  Speaker 3: Ezone, you got to be committed to the bit.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bit. The second you drop, that direct deposit
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  Speaker 2: taken away, dawg. I think I can commit, dawg. A year?
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  Speaker 1: A year's a lot, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Your legs? You know what's going to happen to your legs?
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  Speaker 2: You just don't go out a lot, dawg.
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  Speaker 1: You just fucking go out on weekends.
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  Speaker 4: When you go home, you walk around the house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You have a home gym.
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  Speaker 2: All right, then I take that back because you should
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  Speaker 2: have weak legs after these million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, hell no, bro.
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  Speaker 2: If magically a miracle happens and you're back on normal legs.
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  Speaker 4: The day the check clears?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. You can't just walk.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone's going to be like, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: You got to do it at church. You got to
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  Speaker 2: do it at church, dog. That's what I would do.
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  Speaker 2: I already have it planned out, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, Gabriel, whenever they post these compensations, they got to
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  Speaker 1: post what the person ended up looking like afterwards.
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  Speaker 2: That'll definitely convince me.
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  Speaker 1: If the person's looking like the Indian person that was
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  Speaker 1: all smashed up in that video, I'm not taking those
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  Speaker 1: $ 3 million, dog.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Now, across from me is my Indian person
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  Speaker 2: here on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on, Eddie? Don't.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you guys for listening. It's the number one Mexican
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  Speaker 4: podcast in the world.
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  Speaker 2: You already know what it is. I hope you all
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  Speaker 2: had a wonderful weekend. Mexican Independence Day.
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  Speaker 6: I had a great one. I lit some fireworks. I
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  Speaker 6: fucking sucked down some chamoy.
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: You ate some mayo? Mayo.
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  Speaker 2: Put on some corn.
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  Speaker 4: I did it for you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you guys for all you guys do for this country.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome, dog. Not you, bro.
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  Speaker 4: I'm talking about the Mexicans.
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  Speaker 1: Also, thank you, Ray, for writing the boards. Morning Shop Films.
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  Speaker 1: Morning Real Podcast. And to my right, what is it?
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  Speaker 1: Is our guest, But is it also a comedian as well?
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: This fool is tall as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Let's give it up for the one and only Rick Diaz.
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  Speaker 1: Is it Rick Diaz or Diaz? Diaz.
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  Speaker 2: Diaz.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, like Enrique Iglesias would say it. Exactly, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because you're from Spain though, right? I'm from Spain, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I celebrated a Mexican Independence Day by sulking in our defeat.
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  Speaker 7: By the way, this chair is a little uncomfortable, and
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  Speaker 7: I might have to sue you for about 20k.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you guys, do they even talk about
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  Speaker 2: that day in Spain? Like, hey, on that day, these
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  Speaker 2: Mexicans fucked us up. Like, how does it go down?
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  Speaker 7: No, we don't really, I mean, there's a lot of,
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  Speaker 7: I mean, there's quite a number of Mexicans living in Spain,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm sure they celebrate Independence Day. Most Spanish people
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  Speaker 7: are like, yeah, okay, fine, we don't.
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  Speaker 2: We don't want you guys anyway.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, we don't know.
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  Speaker 7: We don't know.
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  Speaker 4: You guys look down at Mexico like, huh.
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  Speaker 7: No, we don't look at Mexico specifically down. We look
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  Speaker 7: at all of Latin America.
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  Speaker 2: All of it. They're like Argentina of Europe. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: we look down on Argentinians.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: Because they're the daddies. They look at Argentinians like fucking
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  Speaker 1: Asians look at Indians claiming they're Asian too.
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  Speaker 6: No, but those Asians had nothing to do with Indians,
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  Speaker 6: where his people are the reason that you guys are
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  Speaker 6: the way you guys are.
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  Speaker 4: That's why XG's light-skinned.
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  Speaker 7: So confused.
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  Speaker 2: Because of his people.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We would all be like fucking James Brown. I know,
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  Speaker 2: real Mexicans. Fucking Brown, dog.
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  Speaker 4: The real number one Mexican podcast.
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  Speaker 2: The real Raza.
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  Speaker 1: Raza. If those fools would have had to go back,
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  Speaker 1: who do you think would have fucked up all the Mexicans?
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  Speaker 1: Because somebody else was going to come over and be like, nah, fool,
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  Speaker 1: we got guns, too. They did have guns, by the way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The Dutch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the British were shooting from the boats and shit too, right?
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  Speaker 1: They were just like, fuck that. They start throwing arrows,
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  Speaker 1: just start bombing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's what it was. In Europe, everybody was like,
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  Speaker 2: let's go get it. And they were telling each other, well, Portugal,
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: you go to Brazil. They were literally telling each other.
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  Speaker 1: Where to go.
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  Speaker 2: Because at that point, they were like, no. You're going
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  Speaker 2: to take this shit? Yeah, they were like, you go
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  Speaker 2: take those people. We'll take these people. And then you
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  Speaker 2: take them. You think they knew the color of people
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  Speaker 2: that were there?
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  Speaker 1: They just knew it was all.
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  Speaker 2: Brown, huh? Yeah, they did. No, they probably knew.
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  Speaker 1: Raped and pillaged. It doesn't matter, bro. How come they
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  Speaker 1: didn't go after the Chinese? Those fools fought back, huh?
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  Speaker 1: They were just like, nah, those fools took over the
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  Speaker 1: whole world. I guess they had to know where the
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  Speaker 1: fools were.
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  Speaker 6: How many people were just setting sail and just fighting?
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  Speaker 2: You know what pissed me off? How come Indian fools
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  Speaker 2: never developed guns? Who taught the British?
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  Speaker 4: Indians had guns.
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  Speaker 6: They almost had a gun that the British Army was
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  Speaker 6: going to use during World War II, right?
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  Speaker 4: Russell showed us.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, dog.
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  Speaker 1: That shit doesn't make sense to me, dog. How come
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  Speaker 1: they say native people were so fucking smart.
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  Speaker 2: But we never made a gun, dog?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's not up to me, bro.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, that was luck, bro. A lot of these shit
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  Speaker 2: that we have.
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  Speaker 1: How the fuck did the fucking Europeans get it then?
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  Speaker 2: It's luck.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, China created gunpowder.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, China created gunpowder.
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  Speaker 2: China created gunpowder, and it happened out of luck, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Half the time that they.
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  Speaker 4: They were using it for fireworks.
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  Speaker 7: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: They were using it for fireworks. They weren't using gunpowder
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  Speaker 2: to shoot. Yeah, but even when they created gunpowder, it
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  Speaker 2: was an accident.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it wasn't a weapon.
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  Speaker 4: They never made it for a weapon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but half this stuff is just an accident. So
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  Speaker 2: when he's on set, why.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't they make it? They weren't trying to make it.
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  Speaker 3: Guns were invented.
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  Speaker 2: They just landed on it because there's this chemical that
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  Speaker 2: landed with this chemical and they went kaboom.
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  Speaker 4: How's it right there? They're the ones that invented it.
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  Speaker 3: Guns were invented by accident in 9th century China when
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  Speaker 3: alchemists mixing saltpeter, sulfur, and charcoal while searching for an
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  Speaker 3: elixir of eternal life instead created everything, basically.
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  Speaker 6: They were looking for eternal life and then they killed somebody.
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  Speaker 7: That's who invented gunpowder, but how was.
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  Speaker 2: The first gun? Who put that shit in a tube
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  Speaker 2: and said... What's that gun? You know what I mean? Like....
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  Speaker 3: How was the gun even thought of?
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  Speaker 2: That's how they beat the fucking Mongolians eventually.
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  Speaker 1: Goddamn Mongolians!
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  Speaker 2: Well, after that's when China literally cut its ties off
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  Speaker 2: with everybody. That's why China is not world power because
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: at one point they were mad that everybody was taking
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  Speaker 2: their stuff so they closed it. They wouldn't let anybody in.
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  Speaker 2: That's why they had the Great Wall of China and
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  Speaker 2: weren't supposed to. And they were trying to hide all
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  Speaker 2: their secrets. It was the opposite way.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the opposite.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be mad at those fools retreating at the
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  Speaker 1: right time, dog. Imagine if they would have kept fucking
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  Speaker 1: stepping up to other fools and then eventually they're.
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  Speaker 2: Like, black people took us over, dog. Like, you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: China would have hated that, dog. Africa didn't have no
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  Speaker 1: foot in this war, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody just fucking went over there.
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  Speaker 4: They got fucked from the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: They got from the beginning, dog. Like, that's like one
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  Speaker 1: place that was just like, fight back, dog. Fight back.
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  Speaker 4: Where did Spain go in Africa?
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: Uh....
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  Speaker 2: West Coast.
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  Speaker 7: Upper West Coast.
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  Speaker 1: They just went there for like... That was the gas station, dog.
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  Speaker 1: That was where you went to go refill and shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, go pick up some diamonds.
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  Speaker 7: On the wall.
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  Speaker 1: Diamonds, like fucking go buy a tiger or a fucking lion.
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  Speaker 2: Get a few workers. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 7: No, we got the islands off where Tenerife is. Some
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  Speaker 7: nice islands off the coast of Africa. Cape Verde is
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  Speaker 7: Portuguese and other islands are ours. And then the Sahara
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  Speaker 7: Desert and all that, for a long time, it was just,
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  Speaker 7: there's nothing there. But what you do have is the coast. Coast,
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  Speaker 7: you have maritime rights and fish exploitations, fish agreements, a
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  Speaker 7: bunch of fisheries agreements that Spain is controlling all over.
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  Speaker 1: Because of old.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if nobody ever controlled this shit, dog, like,
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  Speaker 1: be a free-for-all. I think everything would have been fucked already.
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  Speaker 1: You know how they say?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it would have been better if everybody just fishes
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  Speaker 2: for what they need. Think about it.
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  Speaker 1: If you give people the free will to just fucking like, alright, bro,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of fish here.
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  Speaker 2: That shit will be gone in one day. All the fish.
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  Speaker 2: That shit would have been gone in a week. It
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  Speaker 2: is getting gone. I mean, but how long did it take?
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  Speaker 4: But I think that's also companies and shit.
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  Speaker 6: I think if everybody from the beginning of time knew
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  Speaker 6: that if you wanted.
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  Speaker 4: To fish, you could just fish, I don't think people
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  Speaker 4: would hoard as much. They would just fish as they
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  Speaker 4: needed it.
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  Speaker 1: How do you stop how do you stop fools for
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: like nowadays because we sell it i think now is
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  Speaker 1: this like like well like where the fuck is all
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  Speaker 1: this money number one like from all these corporations going
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  Speaker 1: and number two is just like at what point like
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: i think the solution for a lot of shit is
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  Speaker 1: like you know you know how you stop it you
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  Speaker 1: put a cap at it sold out you know what
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  Speaker 1: i mean like it's your if you're like hey bro
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  Speaker 1: like if if we find things ever sold dude and
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  Speaker 1: nothing i'm talking about in the sense where you're like
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  Speaker 1: hey bro if the fish are all being gone and
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  Speaker 1: you're just like listen bro like the cap of fish
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  Speaker 1: is like i don't know five hundred thousand Once we
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  Speaker 1: sell 500,000, we got to let these fools fuck so
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  Speaker 1: they can make more fish. Otherwise, we're going to.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's sold out. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to tell you. Wait for next season.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: For carp season or whatever the fuck it is. But
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  Speaker 1: it's supply and demand.
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  Speaker 2: Once you're telling them it's sold out and people can
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  Speaker 2: afford to buy it, now it's just more expensive. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it turns into Pokemon cards. Yeah, now it becomes an
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  Speaker 2: illegal fucking trade. So unless it's literally extinct, people will
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  Speaker 2: find a fucking way to get it in their hands.
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: But that's what capitalism is built on, though. It's like, look, bro,
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  Speaker 1: there's like... Money talks. You let somebody, you're like, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: this person was smart enough to buy a lot of fish.
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Or something like that or whatever.
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: In this example, it's like all I'm saying is for
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  Speaker 1: the better sake of like there being enough for everybody,
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  Speaker 1: you kind of have.
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  Speaker 2: To put those caps.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: And I think that's what's like fucking up like a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the earth now or a lot of the
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  Speaker 1: shit now where it's like people cannot accept no for
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  Speaker 1: an answer, dog. Like people cannot be like, sorry, you can't.
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  Speaker 1: There's a capacity like, dog.
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  Speaker 6: But that's also because there's a cap on it because
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  Speaker 6: the corporations are taking a bunch.
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  Speaker 4: So it already limits it.
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  Speaker 6: So when people go fish now, they're taking as much
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  Speaker 6: as they can because they don't have to pay for it.
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  Speaker 6: But if everybody knew that they can get it at
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  Speaker 6: any time and it wasn't illegal to do it, people
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  Speaker 6: wouldn't go fish 100 fish at once. They'd take what
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  Speaker 6: they need and come back again and do it again.
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  Speaker 1: No, no.
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  Speaker 7: They would still take as much as they can because
• 11:29
  Speaker 7: that's what they were doing.
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: It's part of being human.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: It's greed. We don't know how to control our power.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: That's the problem. Like flock cameras and all that.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: It's like you don't think you're going to look up
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  Speaker 2: your girlfriend that cheated on you if you have a
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  Speaker 2: chance on flock camera.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the point. We just can't control ourselves. You
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: look into your girlfriend's dating life if you could. Bro,
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: I would look at all my ex-bitches' shit.
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  Speaker 2: It's part of being human.
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  Speaker 1: Dog! It's just you can't. Instead of fucking making clips,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: you fucking son of a bitch, dog. Like the fact
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: that he would make so much fucking time instead of
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: making podcast clips.
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  Speaker 4: You never got curious about what one of your exes
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  Speaker 4: was doing?
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  Speaker 2: I would want nothing to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: Especially me dabbling in the fucking unknown and the fucking
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: current state that we're in.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's best just not to know, dog.
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  Speaker 6: I know, but you never like, even like one from
• 12:16
  Speaker 6: 10 years ago, you're like, I wonder what that bitch
• 12:17
  Speaker 6: is up to.
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  Speaker 2: You're telling me if you could, if you had the,
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  Speaker 2: you wouldn't go in there and.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: Go check out her new nudes?
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  Speaker 2: You get what I mean? If I had power, I
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: would go look at your shit that has none of
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: your business, but it's the power of being human. Just knowing.
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: You just want to know the tea.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: You just want to be the Wizard of Oz.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: That's why humans shouldn't be allowed to have that much power,
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: because they will abuse of it.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. I think sometimes there's that saying,
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: curiosity kills the cat. Actually, curiosity kills the cat. Person
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: who's curious.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the cat.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying?
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: So it's just like, you just can't be doing these
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: things without there actually being some fulbright repercussions to it, dog.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 6: Like going into their phone or just like checking up
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  Speaker 6: on them on Instagram or Facebook or whatever?
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: Nah, just shit that you.
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  Speaker 2: It wouldn't be... Like now, I don't go look at
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: it now, but if I had power to do things
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: that I'm not allowed to, I would just do it
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: because I could. You know what I mean?
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: You going in the girl's bathroom?
• 13:10
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm about to say?
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: I would look up stuff from other people that I
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: didn't even give a fuck and be like.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Let's see what so-and-so's wife's doing. Shit that has nothing
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: to do with it because I just have the power
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: to do it.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, so if you had the power, what's the first
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: thing for all of you guys?
• 13:24
  Speaker 7: What power are we talking about?
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: You can just look into any type of phone or whatever.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: That's being a politician, man. Like where you can just
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: access any type of information. Yeah, I would probably go
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: to some inside trading. Like, if I could really look...
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't go straight to your... Nancy Pelosi's. I'd go
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: straight into Nancy Pelosi's DMs and find out what the
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: fuck this bitch is trading in stocks. And once I'm rich,
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: then I'd be like, all right, now to go look
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: at creeping shit on other... You know what's crazy?
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: The moment he would be getting the same amount of stocks,
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: as all of a sudden he's making a lot of money,
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: there'd be a knock at his fucking door, dog.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, how the fuck do you know?
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: They ain't gonna let you just fucking back to the
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: future and biff everybody, dog.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog, like.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: That would have been my thing, dog. If I could
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: just find an almanac.
• 14:09
  Speaker 7: Oh, the almanac?
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:10
  Speaker 7: I thought I was obsessing over that almanac.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog. If I could, like, for a while, I
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: thought about it.
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: I was like, imagine.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: Like, imagine if you just found that shit.
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: But then things would change. That's the way it is.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: I do not care. My whole life can change. Change
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: it all.
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: No, but I mean, those teams wouldn't win.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Can I undo every bad decision I ever made, dude?
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: You know the list?
• 14:29
  Speaker 7: You have the idea of the list?
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: Is that what you do? You go back and just
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: undo everything?
• 14:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, completely, yeah. Everybody's like, no, man, you have to
• 14:36
  Speaker 7: live with what... No, don't do everything. I don't care.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 14:39
  Speaker 7: Anything that's ever happened to me has been a coincidence
• 14:41
  Speaker 7: or just happened.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Dude, I learned.
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: I'm on this podcast because someone canceled yesterday. There's no
• 14:48
  Speaker 7: planning about anything. If I had the power to check
• 14:51
  Speaker 7: out all of my ex's stuff, I would check out
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: all of my ex's stuff.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Because you're bored. Because you're bored and because you can't.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: And I would check that before making money. And then
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: I would see who.
• 15:02
  Speaker 7: And then I would see... And then I would 100%
• 15:04
  Speaker 7: see who's a real pedophile.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I want to know... I want to know.
• 15:09
  Speaker 7: Who the fuck is checking all this stuff.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: And yeah, it's just.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: It's like.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: You guys heard of those cops that have been taking...
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: It's become... I have no doubt. Yeah, dog. It was
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: over here. It was like, I'm trying to find out
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: who's really out here doing bad shit.
• 15:24
  Speaker 7: One of my exes is the only one I'm checking
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: her stuff online because I find her so beautiful. I'm
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: still like, fuck, I did fuck that up. Or maybe
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: I didn't. I don't know. Every photo I look of her,
• 15:37
  Speaker 7: I feel angry. But I also can't not want to
• 15:44
  Speaker 7: see it.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: She's just so beautiful. I just want to look.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: At her face. How'd you fuck it up?
• 15:50
  Speaker 7: Dude, I.
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: I feel like I traveled here for comedy, I stayed
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: away for too long, and then she moved.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: On that fast.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Was the girl from here?
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: No, no, the girl from over there.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, from over there. Yeah, yeah.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck. How does it look? Yo, but you guys gotta run.
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: This guy fucks, bro. Like, he's staying at my place
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: right now. He has a girl here already. He's not
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: even from here.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: They're Spain.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: They got different mojo.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: He's being generous.
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: I haven't fucked for a few months now.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: He's being generous. No, that's not true.
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: That's not true.
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: I fucked a couple days before coming. But yeah, no,
• 16:23
  Speaker 7: the night before.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: But yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: No.
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: No, I don't fuck.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I would like a girlfriend.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I don't want to fuck.
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: I want to make love.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: It's because you've just gotten older now. Yeah, dude.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. Chat.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Guess how old this fool is.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: They'll never forget that.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: It's funny, too, because he says, I want a girlfriend
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: and his look. Now I would even shoot.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if somebody super chats his age, dog, you automatically
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: win one of the prizes, dog.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: You all get one chance, and I'm going to keep
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: an eye on it. You get one chance to guess
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: this fool's age, dude.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dog.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: It's wild.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, y'all fool shooting.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Hi. Someone said 55. 80? This fool doesn't look old
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: at all. 44, 37, 44, 67, 28, none done yet.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: No one yet. Y'all fools is kind of weak on
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: this one. All right, you got 30 seconds.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: If not, y'all couldn't get it. Man. Imagine.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Damn, no one's guessed that. No one's guessed it, for real.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: We're not bullshitting you. Imagine.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I said fucking super chat, bro.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: No, we'll take whatever. At this point, I think that's it.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I think that's it. Y'all folks can't get it.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Man, somebody was really close. 10 seconds.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, 10, 9, 8.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, somebody got it. Somebody got it. Okay, there we go.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: The Midnight Grower. All right, what up? That's right. The
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: homie's fucking 49 lane pipe, dog. This whole lane pipe still.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: And he showed me the girl he's smashing now. I'm like,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: hell yeah. Or whatever, you know? My boy's killing it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, hell yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's being humble.
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: I don't, why should I? I don't, I don't think.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: No, I know you don't have to. We're doing it
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: for you.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah thank you i've never seen it as something he's
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: just watching him fuck i'm just.
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: Happy on my couch i'm just i'm just grateful anytime
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: it happens i mean i agree it's not something to
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: brag about but like in america i'm guessing actually you
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: brag about it all the time.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah like he's like i agree it's not no bro
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: he brags about it all the time like what do i.
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: Say No, but like, for example, word associations are different here. Like,
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: for example, I love questions. Sometimes people ask me in
• 18:45
  Speaker 7: casual conversations, like, do.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: You get bitches in comedy? And I'm like, I don't like.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: To call women bitches.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: They're bitches, though. Some of them are. Some of them
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: definitely are.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Bitches and whores all day long, but I don't want
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: to date them or fuck them, you know? It does
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: happen on occasion. I don't have a mistake, but.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I had a mistake. I had a mistake. Like every
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: girl I date is a.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: Girl I want to fall in love with. And then
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: it doesn't work out. But in my mind, I would
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: like for it to be a girl I could fall
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: in love with.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: You just say that shit. It sounds like you're being sincere.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Then how many girls have you fucked that you haven't
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: made your girlfriend? That's what I'm trying to say. It
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't look like that's what you're going for.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: No, I'm failing at it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Exercise or judgment.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: Or they do and they're like, oh, dude, I don't
• 19:38
  Speaker 7: want to see you again.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Here's a better question. How many actual girlfriends have you had?
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: Like girlfriends?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, girlfriends that you told like this is my girlfriend.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Like in a relationship.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: That I've said this is my girlfriend. I've had... like
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: four or five. And I've been married.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: And how many girls have you fucked? A lot.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. You failed a lot.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: You failed a lot is what I'm trying to say.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: You failed a lot in making these girls your girlfriend.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Because if you've only had four.
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: No, so I don't fuck a lot. I am what
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: I am. I am a nerdy this.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I am what I am.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: But I fuck more than you would expect me to.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: But it's still lower numbers than guys that fuck a
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: lot he's doing good for who he is I'm doing
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: good for what I am and my age and where
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I'm at but I'm not you know.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: You're not an insult i mean he has like a
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: tech billionaire look kind of i mean because.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: I would have gotten into yeah but you have to
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: back that up with i'll be honest with you if
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: it was a computer in front of him dog he
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: just fucking stock goes up dog if it wasn't for
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: nitty literally.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Saying it how it is i would be like oh
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: it's full don't fuck.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I get where he's coming from. Unless you literally say, nah, dog,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: this fool pulls bitches.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, no, he don't.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: If he was saying it, I wouldn't believe it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: Every time I've introduced a girlfriend or a girl I
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: was seeing for a bit to anyone, everybody's like, shit,
• 21:07
  Speaker 7: she's hot.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: They're all surprised.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Every time I get looks, they're like, you're fucking someone hot?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Every time you come to visit, you're always talking about
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: a different girl problem.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: I want to see that girl from Spain you're still
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: in love with.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: I can't put it on camera.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: No, no, just for us, for the homie shit. Just
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: for the homie shit.
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: No, no, so the serious thing, she's just posting photos.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: With her and her new boyfriend. Oh, no.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: That's all she's doing.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: It's hard.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: It's hard, dude.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: It's hard.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: It's hard on my... Damn.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: It's hard.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: It's hard to look at.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: How long ago did you guys break up?
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: It's over a year ago now.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: You haven't tried getting back with her? Does she know
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: you're on Kill Tony killing it? She knows.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: You don't care? You don't want to sign her?
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: I'm here.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: You're not on camera. It's on my camera. Oh, God.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: God damn, homie. Yo.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: And she's great. I can see. She's a lovely person.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: She definitely deserves better than me. I can't even believe it.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Holy shit. Yeah, dog. I hate to admit it. Yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: she looked like an OnlyFans.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: Just the fact that I got in there is a miracle.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? How did you guys meet?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Where'd you meet this chick?
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: I think she saw me do comedy one time in
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: Brussels at a local mic, and then she saw me
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: on Tinder.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit.
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so she thought it was funny at least, and
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: she had just broken up with her boyfriend or whatever.
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: That's funny how comedy will do that for you. Being
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: funny will save you.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: It's all comedy, dude.
• 22:38
  Speaker 7: It's literally all comedy. It's being funny.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: And you haven't tried getting back with her after that?
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: I think she broke up I had I had I
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: had a lunch with her and she told me she
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: had broken up with her boyfriend you know and she
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: was like oh no I still.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Think you're cool and all that yeah.
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: And we made plans to do something else and then
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: I saw her post shit with this guy and I
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: bet that's not I think that must be the ex
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: that she broke up with.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Oh she just went back I know she's love bomb I.
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: Think that's it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: But he is hot as shit. So I'm like... Like,
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: you know, all perfect. I can see how that girl
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: wants that kind of guy. And I'm like, if she
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: wants that perfect image that she's projecting and this is
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: the guy I'm supposed to be with... For her also,
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: she was younger than me, obviously. I think she saw
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: the difference in me.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: All right, so quick question.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Obviously, she's gorgeous. Meanie's on her line.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Gorgeous, really hot.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: Is she... that hot in Spain? Like, are women hotter
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: over there? Is she normal?
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, is that average?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Or you said, are American chicks uglier? Like, that's basically
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: what I'm asking.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: No, hot as shit is hot as shit everywhere.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, 100%. I'm not saying that she's not hot
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: as shit. She's hot as shit here. Yeah, no, she's
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: hot as shit there and everywhere. Okay, 10 is better question.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Better question.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Are women hotter or more beautiful in Spain? That's a
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: better question.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: There's more of them there. I'll answer it differently, but
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: I understand the question. I find women more attractive in Europe.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: In Europe.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: I find them less pretty here.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Why? What is it? Is it the attitude? Is it
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: the actual look? There's a... Their weight?
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: I was brought up with... The misshapenness? No, it's like
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: what people consider beautiful, right? I grew up in the...
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: I was a teenager in the 90s in the supermodel era.
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: so like I see that classical model beauty as my
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: standard of beauty and now the standard is like big
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: ass big tits which I appreciate don't get me wrong
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: I really appreciate it I'm not against it I find
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: it beautiful and attractive but in Europe there's still more
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: women with a classical.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: The model look the model the actual model model look
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: the 90s peak model.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah more covered up you think that there's just too available.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: And like No, I also find.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Because I saw a meme the other day where it
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: was like, man, women are... You see women's bodies so
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: much that it's like.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: I don't mind the covering up. I'm not a huge
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: fan of a ton of makeup and fake nails. And
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: there's a lot of like... And surgery. I'm not a
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: big fan of that. I'd rather have someone who's maybe
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: less extremely beautiful, but it's a natural look. I value
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: that more.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I prefer that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: That's my taste. Like fake nails just bother me.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: For real.
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: Like I don't... What the fuck are you doing? but
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: I say that I was refueling I went to refuel
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: my car like a week ago and the car in
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: front of me there's a little Mercedes like one of
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: those hatchback Mercedes and this girl comes out just like
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: a bombshell just like a Pamela Anderson kind of body
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: with like sweatpants like white sweatpants tiny top muscle just
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: like jacked with tattoos like perfect and I was like
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: I wasn't prepared, man. I was just like, just pull
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: up to a gas station. I can't deal with this shit. No,
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: women are here. Women are here are incredibly hot. There's
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: very beautiful women. But I don't know. I feel like
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: the culture is corrupting. OnlyFans has fucked up so many
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: women up. It's all about... Yeah, and also there's no.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: No shame.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Do women think the same in Spain? Yeah, is OnlyFans
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: as big in Spain?
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: I'm guessing it's as big everywhere, but I think taxation makes...
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I don't know how it works. I'm
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: sure there's... You see what Russians are doing. They're like, yeah,
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: it's popular, I guess.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: OnlyFans is popular anywhere.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: There must be like four countries where people... Yeah, no,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: but the mentality, how all girls want to be OnlyFans
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: here in America, and they all want to be Instagram famous,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: and they all.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I think it's happening everywhere.
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: I think where I live, it's happening as well.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: But....
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: We're still a few years behind, so it's going to
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: come up. It's going to... Europe is always about five
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: years behind, and you're trying in the US.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: There's no European OnlyFans?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, 100%... It's the same thing.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: No, we have OnlyFans.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the same thing.
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: We have OnlyFans, but it's just.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: The mentality. The mentality. Yeah, they copy us.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we copy you, but it just takes a while
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: for the behavior to spread. That's pretty much it.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: How does it feel to be a 2026 World Cup champion?
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: Amazing.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so jealous, darling.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: It feels so good. Does it? Does it? Oh, dude. Yes, yes.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: Well, the first time it felt better. The first time
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: when we won in 2010, my whole life's pain was
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: just fucking losing, like losing, like quarterfinals, round of 16.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: And it was like just losing matches we should have
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: won because we had that loser mentality. And then we
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: somehow finally broke out of that loser mentality to like, no,
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: we deserve to win. We can win. We're going to
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: fucking win. And the fact that we're able to win
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: a second time to me is a huge deal because
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: it means 2010 was 16 years ago. So that's a
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: whole different generation of players. We've managed to build a
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: second generation of players.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Was it a city lit?
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: Well, I was in Brussels, so I wasn't in Spain.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: But yeah, it was a massive, massive deal.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: We needed you. I'm so thankful because Argentina needed to
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: fucking lose.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: They needed to lose.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: So I'm thanking you. I didn't give a fuck who
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: we really won. But thank you for coming through and
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: embarrassing them. It was an embarrassing last final game.
• 28:42
  Speaker 7: It was the wildest game of football I have. I
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: exaggerate when I say that, but... They refused to play.
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: They were at least playing against the other teams. It
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: was like, are you going to at least try to
• 28:54
  Speaker 7: pass the ball amongst you?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Like, what are you doing?
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: They shot on goal like twice in 90 minutes. Argentina.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It was bad.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: It was bad.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: It was a bad look. They shamed themselves nationally.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: It was sad, yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: And at least football won.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: It's not sad, dog.
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: Well, it's sad that.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: For them, dude.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for them it is.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: They live they live they live soccer their country is
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: pretty shit like if you ask all of them they
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: all die for soccer so when they represented that.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: But you know what spain lives for soccer you guys
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: do so fuck argentina fuck your entire political system fuck
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: you for harboring nazis fuck you for being proud of
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: your german heritage.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Tell them.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: I hate the British, but I'm still happy that they
• 29:46
  Speaker 7: got the Falklands.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Fuck Argentina. Fuck you.
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: I've never had one... No, I lied.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I have one Argentinian friend.
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: He's a lovely guy, Federico. He's a very nice guy.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: If you ever see this, which he won't, You're a
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: lovely person. Your country sucks.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: You guys are the same people. Dude, what kind of
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: fucking name is Federico, dog?
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: I think Mexicans didn't have Federico.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Dog, I just don't... Get the fuck out of here.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I just didn't fucking... I've never really heard that shit. Guadalupe,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that name is horrible.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: But it's just Frederick.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Domingo.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's Fred. That's it.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Well, there's some weird ass name. Like, you ever met
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: somebody named called Enrico?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Not Enrique.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Enrique.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Like, that's a real ass fucking name, dog. You're just like,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: what the fuck happened to you, dog? Sounds normal. I know, but, like,
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: in Spanish, it's not too common, though.
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: It is pretty common. It's Fede. Fede is a short Federico.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Frederick.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Frederick, yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker 7: But, yeah, I'm pretty happy, dude.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Have you been back since?
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: I'll be back for Christmas.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Parents still around?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How do they feel about your, uh, community career?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Like, is it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Did your parents encourage you to do something normal? I've
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: done something.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: Normal my whole life. I had a desk job.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: And when you're 50, what are your parents going to
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: tell you?
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: I started comedy at 42.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: What? Hold on. Where were you working at before?
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: I was working for a government in Belgium and abroad
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: in overseas. Contracts and things.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: You're just like a real guy who started comedy.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: Financial control. It's been my life.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: At 42?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And what did you tell you? You quit your job, obviously.
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: I left my job. I'm going to have to go back.
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: It's not going well financially. Yeah. That's what I think
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: about my comedy career.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: Please come see me live instead of not doing it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: Stop telling me I'm funny online and don't pay tickets
• 31:41
  Speaker 7: to see me.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: That's not just nitty.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: People in the comments are talking about the Hans Kim thing.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Can you want to talk about it?
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: I can't read the screen.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: What are they saying?
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: They're just saying that the last one said Hans Kim
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: was daddy.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Tell him the truth about what happened.
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: All I'll say is this. Shane Gillis said I won
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: and I beat his fucking ass and he's a fucking loser.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: I don't give a fuck.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Give him the tea.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Can we get a rundown?
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: I beat him.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Can we get a rundown? Because I don't think everyone
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: knows that he's a Kill Tony guy. Yeah. Can you
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: tell him that he's a Kill Tony guy? He's giving
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Tell me your story.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: I don't want to tell my story. Kill Tony fans
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: know the story and non-Kill Tony fans don't care about
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: the story.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: So this guy, he was on Kill Tony. Yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I challenged an Asian guy because.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: But no, you got a golden ticket?
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: I got a golden ticket, then I challenged Hans Kim,
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: who was a regular on the show.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: The Asian guy?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Asian guy.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: Because I thought I was funnier than him, and I
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: still believe that to this day. And whether I lost
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: or won against him.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: So how's the challenge? Can you explain what it was like?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: The format of the challenge is.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Battle roast or.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: No, you do.
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: One guy does a minute of comedy, the other guy
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: did a minute of comedy. And then they asked the
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: crowd to decide who was funnier.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Just one minute?
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: By making noise.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: But, you know, if it's semi-even... Second guy that gets
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: the name called for applause will get a louder pop.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: Depending on how it's framed. That's every popular contest.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: It's fine.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I think it.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, I.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: And then we had a rematch in which I did
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: different styles of jokes that the crowd wasn't as used
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: to me saying.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: So.
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: They consider that was an actual loss or whatever. I
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: don't give a shit. I don't care if I quit
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: comedy and Hans has a successful comedy career. I don't
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: care if he becomes super famous and gets every movie
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: role and becomes a millionaire. I wish that for him.
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: I'll still go to bed thinking I'm funnier than him.
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: Every single day of the week.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Where did this beef come from? You look, you're very
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: passionate about it. It's not like I just beat this guy.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: It is what it is.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: No, you're kind of passionate. He's kind of passionate about
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: a lot of shit, bro.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: You should have heard him talk about soccer. He was
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: pretty passionate.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I get passionate about stuff, yeah, dude.
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: I get passionate about tits.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, my comedy character persona is for my depressed side.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: But when you get talking to me about some topics,
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: I get excited, man. What's the origin of the beef?
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: I don't want to go into it.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's... I don't know.
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: I'm saving that.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know this food? Like, Pirates's?
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: Well, he says, oh, that we were friends before we
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: met because he came to my house. Yeah, he had
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: me over at his house and we played Catan. I
• 34:16
  Speaker 7: went to his place once and then, okay. So now
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: we're boys and I owe you my entire life and
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: every career decision I make.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Now this is it.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: So every financial decision forever is based on whether I think.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Well, dude, I went to his house. It was dirty
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: as shit. I was like, oh, this fucking guy's a weirdo.
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: And that's what I thought when I went to his house.
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: He's a fucking, you know, he's, you know.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: This is before you did comedy?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: Obviously, I went to his place. And also, I messaged him.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: This I will say. Before going to Austin, I knew
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: of him because of comedy in general. And I was
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: trying to message people that run shows and stuff in Austin,
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: see who would give me a spot when I moved there.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: And he ignored me, which, fine, he's bigger than me.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: I expect some people to not read a message or
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: say no or, you know, because I'm not big enough, whatever. Fine,
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: you know, I wasn't familiar with the culture of comedy here.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: So it makes sense that he would leave me unread.
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: That I am fine with. However, when I win the
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: golden ticket... He's messaging me on Instagram on the account
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: where he left me on red to go do his
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: podcast and go to his house.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: All right. No. So go fuck your fucking self.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: That's Hollywood. That's what we call Hollywood.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: No, I agree.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: But that's what we call Hollywood.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: You'll get that shit all the time.
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you. And I'm going to challenge
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: you every day of the week.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: The thing is, I don't want to have, I don't
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: want to battle him again.
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: It's done and done in my past, but I do
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: think I'm funnier than him. I'll never watch his specials.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: I don't watch his clips. I don't think he's interesting.
• 35:44
  Speaker 7: I don't think he's relevant. I don't think his comedy
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: is relevant.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: He's lost. I don't give a shit what he's doing.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: But he doesn't have the same heat that he used to.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's the thing.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: With Kill Tony.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: That's on him and his career or whatever. I just
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: don't care. I don't watch it. I will not know
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: what he's doing. I will check what my exes are doing.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: But I will not check what Hans Kim is doing.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Or a lot of people.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: I'm just not interested.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: You never got your dick wet.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Hey, man.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: That bitch was hot, though. That's how I feel you.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I understand. I kind of thought she was a little nerdy, but...
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I'd be checking up on her too. I don't know
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: if I could do it with her with the boyfriend
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: because now I get mad.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Now I'm like, fuck this fool.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: He got nothing to do with it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: I know, dude. I fucked up. But I don't think
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: I fucked up in the sense of... Now you came
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: to pursue your career. Yeah, you came to pursue your shit.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: I feel like... But in terms of that relationship, it
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: wasn't meant to be. Like, I wasn't the guy for her.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: I don't think she was good for me, like, in
• 36:44
  Speaker 7: a way, because things were not matching.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: She was just hot.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I guess. But she's not, but I have nothing
• 36:51
  Speaker 7: bad to say about her. And I'm just like, I
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: still find her attractive, and I still think she's great.
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: So I was just like, I wasn't the guy for her,
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: and that's what made me.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: See, he is looking for love. That's deep, bro.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: That's deep.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: That's like, that's something somebody says who is, like, longing
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: for something.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not, I know that, I don't think just
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: because this guy gets pussy, that's where it's at.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: See, Xavier's not all about the pussy, bro.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: No, but he also, I'm assured, there's girls that would
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: be down, but you're not down.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: But he's not a fag, you know? No, but that's
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: Probably, yeah.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: So it's not that he's not having the option.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: It's just you're also picky.
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: I am picky.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: But you want kids?
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Let's say you fall in love and you find this chick,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: this chuckle fucker.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: I'm getting old, so it's kind of a difficult conversation
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: to make. If I could have them or if I
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: could have had them.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, you got time.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: You can bust the Joey Diaz, dog.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: You can bust nuts until you're 90, my boy.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: You got to like 60.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: You got at least another 11 years. Cocksucker.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Al Pacino's still busting nuts.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: My boy, you're going to be fine.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: After 60, I'm even going to tell you to cool it, bro.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: He could afford to whatever.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah like if like if like this fool waits till
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: 60 i'm gonna be like fool that's fucked up my
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: dad told me like you're literally gonna leave this kid
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: with no dad.
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: Bro mexican families if you don't have kids at 16
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: you're late we're we're we're fucking late all three of
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: us right here except for nitty why i.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Don't know bro like i said like all three of
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: us are late with kids we're all latin nitty's not
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: latin He's not Mexican.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: He's not Hispanic.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank God. Nadine, you don't have kids. No. You
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: don't have kids?
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you look like you have kids.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: I left my kids and I just came here to
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: do this podcast.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: That would be so funny. He does look like a
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: deadbeat Indian dad.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: Fuck them kids.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: It looks like you do work like a 7-Eleven part-time.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Come on, you're an Indian with necktie too.
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: My kids are working at home to support me here.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: Life is like onion.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: It makes me cry. And he figured out the other
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: piece of the riddle, dog. That's what your dad meant
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: to say.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: What?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: He said, life is like onion. And then he said,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: it makes you cry.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's part of the joke. Damn.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that part.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: You just heard the accent and you ran away.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Because you don't go to his comedy shows.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: He heard the accent, he laughed, and he ran away.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I have something racist.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: To say now.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: This is just the amount of racism I need.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: This is my joke now.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: If you cut it, you'll cry. Maybe my dad was
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: telling me that some of them are Spanish. Spanish onions,
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: you get it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: You love it, though.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Put them on your tacos, dog. Fucking crying. Don't forget,
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: we're going today again. Fuck you guys.
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: What?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Tacos after. We'll go to a sick taco spot after. Great.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: We should give this place a shout out. It's true.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: 24 hours.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy to be open to taco.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Spot 24 hours.
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: The parking lot spot?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh my God, that was incredible. Oh my God,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: that was insane. Yeah, it's bomb shit.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: What a place. Hey, what's up with Spanish food? How
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: come people don't have that reaction about it? Yeah, Mexican
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: is way better than it's not Spanish food. Like, is
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: that what you guys were originally after when you.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Guys came to? They're here looking for tacos and they fucking.
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: This will smell the asada all the way to Spain.
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: I've eaten enough Mexican food to say this. I feel
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: like Mexican food, a huge chunk of it is an
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: evolution of Spanish food.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. I'm giving compliments.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: With?
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: Because you were able to fuse in your Mexican tradition
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: into it. But if I have a plate of migas,
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: migas exist. It's all the leftovers put together. Yeah, but
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: you get migas. In Spain, it's going to be your
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: Spanish food leftovers, which is going to be good, though.
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: We invented chorizo. You didn't invent chorizo.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: But you guys perfected.
• 40:48
  Speaker 7: The spicy chorizo.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Xavier, the churro?
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: The churro is ours.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Damn, I ain't gonna lie, that's a pretty good one.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: If we're gonna go to food, you know who we
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: gotta give credit to? You know what I don't fucking like?
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Argentina has good steaks.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Fucking paella, whatever that shit is.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Is that Spain? What? Is that Spanish, paella? I fucking
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: don't like that shit, dog.
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: They have good cows.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, but what do they do?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: They cut it and they barbecue it.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: Congratulations.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: This bitch has linguine from there too?
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: It is very good. Good meat that's cooked well is
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: very good everywhere. But is the recipe complex?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Fuck that shit.
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: Fuck Argentinian food. I love their steaks, but what else
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: do they have? Boiled potatoes? Oh, you have mashed potatoes
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: with your steak? Where's the cuisine? What's Argentinian cuisine? There's none.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Mexican cuisine?
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: Tapas, bro?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Tapas are incredible.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: What do you think about.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: What do you think about El Salvador?
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: What do you think about El Salvadorian food? What about pupusa?
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: I don't know it enough. I've never had a pupusa.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's crazy.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, good. That's where you guys should take them, asshole.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Why? And you have tried all of Argentinian... El Salvadorian
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: food in one day.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a steak.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I tried all of Argentinian food.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: You try a pupusa, you've tried El Salvadorian food.
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I would love to try one.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Dude, it's way better than anything.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: No way, dude.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I love how he loves the Raza, but when it
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: comes to Osama, it's a straight distance.
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: Because I'm for the Raza, bro.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: That's how you know he wants to be Mexican so bad.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: He just starts hating on zombies for no reason.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I know. It's such a sub-Mexican thing to do, dog.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: On Mexican Independence Day?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: I'll give this to Latinos, though. I have to protect
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: the legacy of Spanish food. But the Latinas....
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: You win.
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: You won the race.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: The Rasta.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Won the race.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: But it's a part of Spanish culture that those females
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: even exist.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: Again, yeah, but they perfected it.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Take them to FIG.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: What's on FIG?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: It's a joke.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Come on. We've been telling you about Fig, dog. What
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: The blade.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: With the hookers, dog?
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: With the hookers, bro.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: On fucking Fig.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Give him a little loop.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Around on Fig.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: He's not a hooker guy.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: No, but you get to look at the Latinas walking around.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: No, but it's like a drive-by.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: I've never been either.
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: We should go.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: We should go. Don't ask how much. Don't talk to
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: no one, really. Don't ask the Mexicans who you... Are
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: you guys Raza or what? Yeah, don't be, who are
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: you guys paying for? Don't be asking shit like that, dog.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: You just drive by with your windows up and you
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: look at what you could and don't buy. And if
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: you do, make sure you work on it.
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: It's funny how that exists in every culture.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: What? Sex?
• 43:52
  Speaker 7: You go walk and drive where the prostitutes are. Where
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: the sex workers are.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: It's the oldest job in the world, dude.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: It's notorious in LA, though, man.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm three hours away from Amsterdam.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, there's, like, fucking legal. Like, out here,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: they act like it's legal, and it's, like, everywhere. Like, it's, like,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: a whole system. So there's certain blocks where you pulled
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: up at certain times at night, and it's, like, a
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: four-corner block.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: And you just, like, it's, like, a line, like a drive-thru.
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: Oh, that's fun.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Like, and you just call them over. There's, like, documentaries
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: on this shit. And it's, like, I want to say,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: how far would you say it is from here, right?
• 44:28
  Speaker 7: Maybe, like, 10 minutes?
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Easily a 10.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, 10 minute drive.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Just don't fake roll.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: You know a homie that has? Uh, yeah.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: That fool Will. Um.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Well, not that Will, but the other fat Will. What
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: The comic? Yeah, comic.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: He was picking up Bitches in the Blade for a while.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: No way. Ask him about that shit. I so wanted
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: to have him on the podcast. Come on.
• 44:51
  Speaker 7: Come on, dog.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: He couldn't make it that day, but I'm going to
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: reschedule him, dog. But that fool, he picked up. That fool,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: he'll tell you how to do it.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: He was like... I'd be nervous because I'd be like,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: what is she... Dog, and this was a big-ass fool, dog.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: He was a big fool. Yeah? Big fool. Like, I'm
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: talking about like... He's like.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's going to fit in this chair.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: You have to refer to him as foos. Was he big.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Was he bigger than when we had.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: We had... What's his name?
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Big-ass homie that died. Passed away.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: R.I.P.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Ken Flores?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: He's like a little bit bigger than Ken Flores.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Because Kevin was shorter.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: He's differently shaped.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: But he's still big.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: He's a big-ass fool, dog.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've heard homies that pick up, they do
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: kind of loop around to figure out which one they want.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Browsing.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Window shopping.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just looking. Yeah, but aren't the cops looking that
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: you're making loops around? Aren't they also looking at you?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: It just sounds like it's something you have to get
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: caught up, bro.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: It just sounds so sketchy.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Making loops is not illegal. This is a free country
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: in America.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: 100%, but I don't think cops are like, that fool's
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: made three loops.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: From what I've seen in the cops in LA, they
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: kind of.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Just Honestly, man, yeah.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: The cops in L.A. don't fucking do shit.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I've seen people just take red lights. They don't give
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: a fuck about red lights. They don't give a fuck
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: about nothing, bro. Like, they don't... I don't see cops
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: pulling over nobody, dog. I think when I see a
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: cop pull over somebody, I just automatically, that cop's having
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: a bad day.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Every time I've seen the cops, they're doing their own thing, bro.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: They're literally just fucking. Hey, remember that day they thought
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: you were drunk? And they laughed at me, bro. We'll
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: see you later. They laughed and sped off.
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: Because I swerved a little bit because I was looking
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: at my phone, but my windows were down. I was
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: bumping music and a cop pulled up right next to
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: me with his windows down.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: He goes, been drinking tonight? And I was like, no, no, no,
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: my alignment's off. This is Gar. My alignment's off.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: They looked at each other and went, this guy's drunk
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: as shit.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: And then they just laughed and drove off. Oh, my God.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, this is fucking Los Angeles, baby. Yeah.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, it's also terrifying to think if you were
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: in danger.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: Well, they don't want to take bullets.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. They don't want to get arrested.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: They don't want to get George Floyd. They don't want
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: to do their job and then go to jail.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I had a friend text me, and I do not
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: go to fake jail.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Do not go to Vegas. Do not. Like, they will
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: pull your ass over real fast. That's what I'm saying, bro.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: I think they're on it. I honestly think they're on it, bro.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Not them pendejos. They don't want fucking that shit going
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: around the city of LA. They've been on top of it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Bro, can you believe?
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you know, you've been on your bikes. What
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: do you think about that? Those kids that got caught
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: up in the 6th Street.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Bridge and they told.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: And yeah, that gangster dad was like, they're not doing anything.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I was here with my daughter.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Buenos dias.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Like.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Look, man. Those shits have been illegal for the longest time.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, the little fucking bikes?
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: When are they illegal?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck those guys.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: What's illegal?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: The mopeds?
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: For one, they don't have a fucking license to be
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: going that fast.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: There was little crews that have been fucking just driving
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: around here and taking over the whole block and just
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: taking red lights. Kind of like a bike takeover, but
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: the bike fools kind of like... Some of them ask
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: for permits, and the other ones just kind of like
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: do a hostile takeover.
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: He's just protecting the busy bikes.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: And....
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: So they ended up, they do these takeovers and the
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: cops are beginning to hit to it. So the cops
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: started creating their own parties, like flyers.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: They're like, hey. No way. They're like, spread this out.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: It gets in the community.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, they start sharing it. And they
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: pretty much lured him to this bridge. And they fucking
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: were waiting on one side. And then when they got
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: to the other side, and then they confiscated all those
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: bikes inside the site.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: That's intrepid, bro.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: Look, bro, it's the fucking law, dog.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: That's what it is, dog.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, when those things go on auction,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I might get me two.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: You're such a piece of shit. What's the law behind them?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: What's the law behind them?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: You just can't ride them in the street and do it.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Number one, you can't do a fucking takeover like that.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to register them, too. You can have one,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: but you're supposed to follow the law. What's the law?
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: As long as it's registered? Number one, it's supposed to
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: have a license plate.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Any vehicle that can run over 25 miles an hour,
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: you have to register illegally with the DMVNC.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: And because it's a motorbike, you have to wear a
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: helmet too.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: It's so it's just it's one of those things where
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: it's like if they were all doing that shit I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: don't think they would have a problem with it or
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: like you were driving like a regular vehicle but it's
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: like look bro if you let these fools keep doing
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: this shit eventually one of these fools is gonna get
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: ran over and then it's gonna fucking be a problem
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: then dog and it's gonna be like why didn't they
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: do anything dog.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: You're so funny man You live your life on that
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: line of legal and illegal, but when it comes to,
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: and you're like, not me, but when you see it,
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: the law applied to other people, you're like, yeah, something
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: inside of you goes like, how.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: Many times you see me on a motor, on a
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: fucking moped?
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: When you were a kid, I bet you wanted to
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: be like a police officer or like, you wanted power,
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean?
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: It's so funny, dude. Well, I think they should ride
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: their fucking bikes.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think they should.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: He's like, no, confiscate them so I can buy them
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: for cheap. And resell them. And resell them back to them.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: To me, is there being kids on a Sunday and
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: there was grown adults with their fucking kids, bro?
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: But these fucking quote unquote kids are literally driving it
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: on the street where there's actual other cars and trucks
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: like going about their way.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe LA's different, but I'll be honest. LA's different, but
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: I grew up in the IE. And bro, I wish
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I had a fucking... E-bike, like to get a liquor
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: store so far. I mean, maybe LA is just different.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: It's crazy here.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: And I mean, I probably wouldn't want my kid in
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: an E-bike here. But there's some cities where it's needed. Like,
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: it's hard to get to school and like, yo, get
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: on the e-bike and go to school on the e-bike, bro.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: But if you have to drive it on the road,
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: anywhere with cars, it's going to be a little risky.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Well, an e-bike is one thing, but a little fucking
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: tiny motorcycle, dog, and you got to go to the
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: gas station to fill up and shit?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Come on, dog. That's different. Look, dog, you fools are
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: telling me, you guys are looking at me like, I'm
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: the one that makes these laws, fool.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: No, you love them. When you see a new law
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: come up, you're like, all right.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I was like, less traffic, dog. Yeah, I get happy
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: for less traffic, dog. I'm not the one calling the
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: cops on him. I'm not the one encouraging.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: When this guy, when he first saw Ice, when he
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: first saw Ice, when they first got announced, the first.
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Thing he's on went, nice uniform.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: That's what he said about the Nazi uniform, too.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: It was Hugo Boss, dog.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Smells like power. It smells like power. Imagine it had
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: the cologne, too.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Imagine there's a little fucking bottle out there of Hugo
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Boss with the fucking little emblem.
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: They do have cologne now, so I bet they do.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you they did. They had Nazi clothes.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Smell like power, dog.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Smell like the Fuhrer. Bro, when you watch the videos
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: of him talking to those people, they look like they're, like, hypnotized.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Somebody said, like, 10 kids died this summer from those
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: little bikes, nitty.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: See, niggas is dying.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: It's part of.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Being a kid.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: It's part of being a fucking kid. So you drown
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: in the lake sometimes too. I'm not saying it's okay.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Should we get rid of lakes? Yeah, it's like it's just.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Lock up your lakes.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: And then he's like, yeah, do it so I can
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: buy the water for cheaper.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: And then there's those kids drowned at the beach this summer. Yeah,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: get rid of the beach. Then there's those fucking kids.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: And we all have that one friend. That's a fucking daredevil.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: And this fool's just always got in there. And you're like, yo,
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: you should slow down.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: And then he's the one that ends up fucking. I
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: It's Paul Walker.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: It sucks, but fuck it. No, but because he doesn't
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: mean that. We all can't.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Because I'm responsible for everything. I don't know, bro. It's
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: like gambling, bro. I hope making gambling illegal, bro. If
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: you don't know how to control your gambling addiction, that's
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: your fucking job.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: That's your fucking problem. Like I said, you're asking me,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: you're like, what did you think about that? I was like,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: they're going to be at the auction sale. I'm like,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: what do you want me to fucking do, dawg? Doesn't
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: affect me, dawg.
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: All these bikes were legal back in my day. And
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: nobody was dying from it.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: So I think, yeah. Well, you guys are designed to bike.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: You guys are bike city.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: You guys had Vespas. Yeah.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: We bought bikes from them. Here, it's about selling tires
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: and oil.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Remember in GTA, they were called Faggios?
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: But Vespa's pretty gay, though. I was like, yo, that's crazy.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: Vespa's an Italian thing.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: That's pretty gay, though.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: All of Italy. Yeah.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's what they did.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: They're like, we didn't kill nobody.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: We love the Jews. They're just playing.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: What do you think?
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Is it stranger than France?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Really? You say it's weirder than France? Besides that, they
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: were Nazis.
• 53:44
  Speaker 7: Italy is a bunch of kingdoms put together. So there's very,
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: very different cultures from one region to the other. From
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: one village to the other, things change. People look different.
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: Even small dialects, like they don't understand. Italian language changes
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: a lot from one place to another place to another place.
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: You can find a super, super brown guy, the dark,
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: like you could Arab or black Italian.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Shout out to that guy. The Sicilians.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Or super like blonde, tall.
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: We have that in Spain too, but in Italy it's
• 54:16
  Speaker 7: very like, how are all these guys Italian? He looks so.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Different.
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: The food changes a.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Lot from one to another.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: It's, Italian food is my favorite food in the world.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: But the surface of Italy is so small that so
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: much is happening in such a small space.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: What made you want to come to the United States
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: or Austin?
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: How did you end up in Austin?
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Is that where you stayed? Is that where you first landed?
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: I was doing mics in Europe. I wanted to do comedy.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: I was taking holidays from my job for summer. I
• 54:49
  Speaker 7: had never done comedy in the U.S. I thought, let
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: me travel to the U.S. and try to do mics there.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: And I was like, okay, what are the big CDs, right?
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: So that I know of, that I know of, not
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: knowing the scene. I was like, it was LA. But
• 55:05
  Speaker 7: I knew LA because I had been here. And I
• 55:06
  Speaker 7: was like, oh, that's going to be a big CD.
• 55:07
  Speaker 7: It's going to be hard to travel through. I was
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: thinking New York. And I was looking at the mics
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: in New York. Most of the open mics were bringer shows.
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: You have to bring people. And I was like, I
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: don't know. Or you have to pay. I don't want
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: to pay to perform. And Austin, it looked like they
• 55:21
  Speaker 7: had open mics that were free. A lot of the
• 55:23
  Speaker 7: clubs were close to each other.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: They're all close to each other.
• 55:27
  Speaker 7: And I had been on holidays to Texas, and I
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: hadn't been to Austin. I got to visit Austin, great Texas,
• 55:33
  Speaker 7: had fun there. And it seemed like the Airbnbs were
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: more affordable back then. It seems like a better deal,
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: so that's how I ended up. Again, all a coin.
• 55:49
  Speaker 7: And I had a plan B. If I can't get
• 55:51
  Speaker 7: any mics or anything, I had a friend in Nicaragua,
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: an American guy I knew, who was like, hey, dude,
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: come hang. We'll just go to the beach.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay. So you're like, in case I fail,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to go on vacation?
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's not a bad... Did you do stand-up Spanish?
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Or did you learn English? Did you already know English?
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: I only knew English. I started stand-up. My first time
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: doing stand-up was in England.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: But your main language is French, though.
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: My main language is French.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you do it in Spanish?
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: Because where I was living back then, I was in Thailand.
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: And there were mics in English.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: You speak like that Enrique Iglesias de Español, huh?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: How is it different than your guys?
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: They make fun of us.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: It's like their words, they just change, bro. Like just.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: It's, like, influenced by, like, Latin a lot more.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: And you guys are kind of, like, slang.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: We're known as ghetto.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Like, the language got taken up. But, like, you got
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: to remember, we have roots here, too. So it's going
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: to be, like, it changed up. And then Central America is,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I would say, like, the way he compared Italy is
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: kind of, like, the same way Central America is, like,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: one big continent. Or, like, even, like, I would say
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Central America because it's, like, people, they look the same,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: but they're all kind of different. And shit changes.
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: But some of it's the same. Yep.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: And it's just... And then when you look at the
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: history of it, too, you're just like, fools, these were, like, just, like,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: all different armies fucking each other up every fucking other month. And, like, hey,
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: guess what? Guatemala came over here and just fucked these
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Hondurans up. And the Honduras just fucking took it out
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: on the Salvadorans. They just, like, what the fuck?
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: And it's, like.
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: So it's, like, it's kind of like that history, but
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: no castles. More pyramids.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: Did Spain have any pyramids and shit?
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: But we have different... By the way, we have a
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: lot of different accents in Spain.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: So.
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: You say it's proper, but that's a T-Spanish. But even
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: if you watch Spanish movies and the movie's taking place
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: in some region, they'll bring in those accents and it's like,
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: what the fuck? It's completely different.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: What do you think? Do you think in English?
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: Ooh, my brain is just.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: It changes.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: It's a cloud.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Here's a real question.
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: I always get asked this.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not all the other fake questions.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: No, it's good.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: English was my second language, so people always ask me,
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: do you dream in Spanish or English?
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: What are you dreaming? I guess it's where I'm at.
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: If I'm having something with my French-speaking friends, I'll be
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: talking in French in that scenario. If I'm dreaming about
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: doing something here in the U.S., I'll be speaking English.
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: What am I dreaming about?
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Your dreams know where you are.
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: If I'm talking to my family, I'm talking Spanish. I'm
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: speaking Spanish, you know?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: That's the same answer with me.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: It just depends who's in my.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: So Spanish.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: Was your first language? Where did you grow up? Mexico.
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: He's our illegal.
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: Where in Mexico?
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Sonora.
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: Cartels are there, right? You're famous for the bad things.
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: What's good about Sonora?
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Cows.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Cows.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: The cows? He's talking about his ex-wife. Some of the
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: best beef comes from there.
• 59:04
  Speaker 7: So better than Argentina or what?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, up there.
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: Dude, I'm curious.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:09
  Speaker 7: Can you find that meat here?
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's good.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: We'll cut in a second all that stuff. They're one
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: of the biggest exporters.
• 59:16
  Speaker 7: Dude, didn't you have a jerky sponsor?
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: No.
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: He's... Come on, man.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Come on, man.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Don't even get me started on that because he's supposed
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: to fucking have a company by now.
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: I swear to God. This is a whole big talk
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: and he fucking made this whole thing and we were
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: all rooting for him. Let's go. And where the fuck
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: is the jerky, Xavier? Let's go.
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: Man, his face changed.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: He went like, no.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Because he knows we had a... I mean, Ray, am
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I wrong?
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Look how mad he gets.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I fucking would have loved to have a fucking beef
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: jerky company.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: Let Xavier cook.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: What would you call it?
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: He's been cooking for fucking seven years, dawg.
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: What would you call the company?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 59:54
  Speaker 7: You wouldn't say it. Somebody's going to see it. Yeah,
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: somebody's going to see it.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Call it X Jerky with a G.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: Illegal meat. Funny guy. Illegal meat.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dawg.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Meat without papers.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: And for all the people in the fucking chat room,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: it's the most diverse fucking podcast, dawg. It's not bad
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: for thinking like a Republican asshole. I got a fucking
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: illegal Mexican. I got an imported fucking Canadian that's half Indian.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: I'm full Indian, but I'm Canadian.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Canada claims you too, bitch.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: I don't call you Mexican, even though you're American.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: It's being here in America and being Latino, all the
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: fucking Mexican Latino races claim me, dog.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: He's Indian-Canadian, bro.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: Mexican-American, Indian-Canadian. I'm Canadian of Indian heritage.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: No, you're Indian-Canadian. Like Mexican-American.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: Indo-Canadian.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: African-American. African-American-Canadian.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: Indo-Canadian.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Indo-Canadian. Yeah. And a Salvadorian back there. What's funny is
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: you are still just Mexican.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 6: You don't get any of the Americans on your table.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: You guys get all these double shit. You're going to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: be the first one? No, but your sister already mixed
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: the fucking.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: She's a Mexican-American.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: She's a Mexican-American.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: More Mexican.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Does your sister have kids?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: American-Mexican.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Does your sister have kids? Oh, no.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: She never popped one out? Is she... Is it? Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Has she partied with your girlfriend?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: She's... 30?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: No, my sister don't party like that. That's going to
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: get all soft, fool. That's going to get all soft
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: when that happens.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: When your sister... When your sister has a fucking kid....
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: That's like when your dad's going to fucking stop being
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: such a douche.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about, fool? You think my sister
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: having a kid is going to stop my dad from
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: being a mujeriego?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: My dad might want another kid. I didn't say it, mujeriero.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: I just said it's going to make him be like
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: a fucking grandpa, fool.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: He wants kids, but yeah. That's what I'm saying. You're
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: going to see that fool.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: You're going to be like, damn, you weren't this nice
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's going to be like... I asked my dad,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: I was like, what if... How come you took him
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: to the hospital when he broke his leg? I asked
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: my dad, I was like, what if one of your
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: grandsons is gay?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: He's like... Oh, I knew you would ask him that.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: You know what he said? It's not his grandson? Ojalá
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: me muera primero.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: What does that mean? Before he comes out.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: I hope he dies.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: I hope I die before he comes out.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: That's fucking, that's wild.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: He's on the older side, so he's like, it's that thing, like,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: why do I have to know if I'm going to die? Like,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: do you have to tell me if I'm 69, like 70?
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: If I'm about to die, I don't give a fuck.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: Just don't tell me who my grandson's fucking.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly what he said. He'd be like, I don't,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: fucking medicine. Yeah. Your problem.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: It's literally your problem. He's your gay kid. You deal
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: with that shit.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: But if that fool was a fucking little soccer superstar.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: He'd be mad. Yeah, dog.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: He's supposed to be mad. If I told my dad,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go to the Selección and I'm going
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: to die.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: I'd be on my deathbed.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Are there any openly gay soccer stars? No, that's the
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: thing that we were talking about.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: Not the one.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: No, we were talking about... You're not allowed to, fool.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Mexican... No, you're allowed to. For sure there's... No,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: but somebody was doing, you know... All the Galaxy team?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: No. He said the Galaxy. No, but somebody was doing...
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: The Quakes? Fresca. But wait up. Somebody was doing math
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: because they were like, look, there's 15 teams and every
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: team has 20 players and... And the percentage of them
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: being gay has to be five. So there has to
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: be at least five gay guys.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: In the MLS.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: It's just mathematically, statistically has to be possible. They're just closeted.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: And it's just funny how when someone did the.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: Full-on math, and yeah, but there isn't one single one,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: outed one in soccer, at least not in the Mexican
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: Soccer League. There isn't an outed one.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: But there has to be.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, there's some four in there in the locker room.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Photo banking, all that shit. Are there any soccer players
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: that you could be like, you know what?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: This fool for sure is gay. For sure.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: I already said all the galaxy. I already said the quakes,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: so fuck you.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Funny guy.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: Funny guy.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: Funny guy.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: Now, I can't think of one except maybe for Cristiano Ronaldo,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: but he's not.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: He's not gay.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: He's a fag. Omar Bravo? Omar Bravo is a little gay.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think? Yeah, Omar, Omar, Omar, and then.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: I'd say all of the Mexican national.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: These fools always get caught cheating, bro. Chill. Yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: It's always with hookers, too. Yeah, with hookers.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Like, they all have a wife, and then they always
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: get caught with hookers.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: And it's just like, you know, the wife always stays,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: because it's like, these fools, like, don't get me wrong,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: but they always get, like, some high-class hookers. You can't
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: even call her a hooker.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Because they make money, and the wife's like, well, fuck.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I don't want to lose this. See? Okay. How hot
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: do you think the chick was that George Lopez cheated
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: on his wife with that was an escort?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, see, I've seen her.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: She was pretty hot. Well, I mean, to be fair.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: George Lopez is ugly as fuck, bro. George Lopez is ugly, bro. Yeah,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: but he's rich.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. I was going to say, how was she? Okay,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: but how hard was it to be hotter than.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: George Lopez's wife at that time? Which one?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Pull it up.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: The one he cheated on. Let's see.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: She was busted. She was busted.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: By your answers, then what are you guys even talking about?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: But she gave her a kid. But she gave him
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: a kidney.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: A kidney?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying she deserved it. Or a liver or
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: something like that. I'm not. Yeah, she gave him a kid.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: But it's not like she gave him a kid. Did
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: she give him a kid?
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was it too. She gave him
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: a kidney.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: But you know who was super hot out of all
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: of them?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Was his wife on the George Lopez show.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: That's not his real wife.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I know, but in my eyes, it was.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: When I was a little kid, I was like, yo,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: you know he's hitting that.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: When I was a little kid, I thought George was
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: hitting that.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: He probably was.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Like on the side.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: He put his George in her Lopez.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Somebody said George Lopez's wife wasn't hot in real life.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I told you.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: That girl, that lady, Angie, was not hot.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: You don't want to see her, dog. Why? I do.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: He met her before he was famous. You're going to
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: want to hook her with a prostitute.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: Run away?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Run away, dog. I don't know.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: A lot of people say the conspiracy is that he
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: got married to her so he can get these production
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: deals with the show. Why?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: What did she do?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Because she produced a lot of shows, a lot of
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: sitcoms and everything.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: No, no, not his show wife.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: His real life wife. She also wrote a part of
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: the George Lopez show. Up until the point where he
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: cheated on her and all that stuff, and then it
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: fell apart. Yeah, up until that point, which is season
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: five or six.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: No, not her.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one right there.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: But how was she when they met?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: She looks like a giant fan is going over her face.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: You know, or she's going really fast.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: She looks like one of your AIs.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: Bro, that's his wife, bro.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: Whoa.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: She's fun. No, that's not her.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: It's not her.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: It's the big chick. It's the big chick. No, that's
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: his wife on the George Lopez show. That's a linebacker.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: That's the fridge you keep in the garage. Hey, you
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: know what's crazy, though?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Like, I remember I used to do valet parking at
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: the fucking, at the forum. And I remember, like, I seen,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: that was an Eagles concert, right?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought I remembered you.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: I remember, like, I had to park this fool's car, right?
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: And this fool busted out. We had a fucking, like,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: fucking fine-ass white lady with him. Yeah, I was like,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: but that was during that time where, like, that was, like,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: that had blown over, like, a year or two after
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: that happened. And I was like, fool's moved on, dog.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: It's better things. But, nah, like, it's crazy, though. I
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: was just like, But taking the kidney and bouncing is
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: kind of scandalous.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Nah, getting the kidney and then she don't hurt. But
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: there had to be a business deal going down in
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: the middle of it, dog.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: You don't think that the deal was like, all right,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: I fucking.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Do six seasons of the show.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: We're in this shit together. You know what I mean?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: There had to be something, dog. It's a little fucking
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: hat deal, dog. You know what I mean? What other
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: marriages you think are like a sham like that?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: Probably so many.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Like they're like a business move? What's up, dog?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: That's the one I was telling you that's like crack.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: You don't want the crack one? I'll take the crack one.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: Can you throw an extra espresso shot in there for me?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: Hey, how do you like your coffee?
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Do you want like a cold one or do you
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: want something strong like this?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: You want an iced coffee?
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: Iced coffee then, yes.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: Make him a banana one.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get him.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Just make it easy on you three. And by the way,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: salute to the homie Red Ice Coffee in the house.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Red Ice Coffee, L.A. Make sure you guys hit him
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: up at Red Ice Coffee, L.A. He does pop-ups. If
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: you're close nearby, maybe we might be able to pull up.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: But we are working on a pop-up October 10th. It's
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: going to be going down Sunday, Coreas, Mariscos. We're going
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: to be there from 8 to 2, so we're doing
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: like a thrift pop-up where we have multiple vendors. A
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Plus Products will be there. I will be there.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: I'll be there. What is it? The Homie Mr. Candy.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Will be there with the fresh chamoy. We got the
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: homegirl that makes conchas. Red Eyes is going to have
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: the coffee pop up, and we're adding more vendors. So, like,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: hit me up. But you got to have something different, bro.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: We're not trying to have, like, fucking, like, 20 Chamoy vendors.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Don't trip. I'm going to be hungover, and they got
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: bomb-ass aguachitas right there.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it'll be, like, for all... It's swap meet hours, dog.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Eight to two. It's going to be popping. I'm going
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: to have my whole... I'm going to be having michis
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: all day there. Pull up. Save the day. 10-10.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: And there's parking all over behind.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: The USC hospital. We can blaze it, but not scandously,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: but we can blaze it. No, we can blaze it. Oh,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: we can blaze it? Yeah, but I'm not saying, like,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: the buses don't matter.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: That's what I just said.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. You can smoke, but don't fucking
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: bring the weed.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Like, you know, if you see the little kids coming,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: don't be like, fucking, like, there'd be some scandalous-ass food,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: and I'd be like, come on, food, put that shit
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: down at least, dog. Like, the little fucking kids walking around, like,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: this is the reason we can't have nothing nice, dog.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: Like, fucking chill, dog. Oh, talking about weed. How's the
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: weed out there in Spain? You don't smoke?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: I don't smoke. But I think in Spain, there's a
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: lot of weed. Some of my friends did grow their weed. So, yeah.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: Somebody said Rick. There's also a lot of hashish culture.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. What's the Spain.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Event they have over there?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Spanavis.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: Spanavis.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Actually, it's huge.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: That's what I was asking. I'm sure it's a huge
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: event that they have.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Somebody in the chat said Rick is a premature 30-year-old.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna write that down i'm using it.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Yo but your 30 year old is wild dog.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: It's funny that's funny i'll write that down i'll use.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: It miguel alaya somebody.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: Told me somebody told me once uh i saw a
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: comment on instagram some guys told me that i look
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: like uh my my my burst my my birth tone
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 7: is crystal meth I've been using it since that's a
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 7: good one if you give it to me I'm using.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: It you haven't been said like anything Harry Potter I
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 2: mean you know yeah I've used that's hacky you ever
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: seen that guy on Instagram that long neck guy.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: Oh I've seen pictures.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah do you ever get said that you look similar to.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: Him I get more comments I get more comments about
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: my fangs than about anything else.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: You have fangs yeah oh okay that's right.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: There you could be a vampire 100% bro yeah.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Like one of the ones about to die because he
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: hasn't had any blood.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, I need it.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: I need this blood. Or a good Adrenochrome. You could
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: play like Bill Gates. Like Bill Gates with no Adrenochrome.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 7: Dude, I tried to write an Adrenochrome joke and then
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 7: I was like, but not enough people know what it is.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: But yeah.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people know.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: People are long. People know what's up.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: You just say that because all you perform is in
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: front of a tinfoil hat.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: All the people.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: He's like, yo, every time.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: I say it, the crowd reacts.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: You're right, because I've said that shit in other places
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: and it fucking bombs.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: You're right. So explain one thing. If the earth is flat,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: how come rivers?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: It's bumpy, but it's flat.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: Okay, it's bumpy, but it's flat.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: It can have mountains, but it's flat.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: That's what he thinks. I'm not saying that's what I believe.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Where's the edge at, though?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: I think it's like this table.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: You could put a mountain on this table, but at
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: one point it's there.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Water always finds its level.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: And why?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: And then the Antarctic walls around it. I'm not saying
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: I believe it. I just know what he believes in.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 7: Oh, are you playing a game?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Of course he is. That's what the E-Zone's doing half
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: the fucking time.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Fucking playing Pokemon. What are you talking about, man? Pokemon Solitaire. Oh, no.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: I'm entering, what is it, the people in the raffle.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: That's what he says.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Fuck you guys.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: That's what this motherfucker says.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: He's playing Pokemon Solitaire.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: He's playing Pokemon over there, buying Pokemon cards. Hey, what's
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: up with that 30-year anniversary of all people staying outside.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Of Buffy and Costco? First of all, fuck you guys.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: People in the chat, I'm over here making sure that
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: you guys get fairly fucking picked for the show, dog.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: All those three winners, you guys get fucking equally done.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: I have two other.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Four winners.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Two other.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: First one already fucking got picked. When I said, I
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: have two other.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Fucking co-hosts over here to hold it down, but apparently you're.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Staring at me like, why is he clicking so much?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: No, it's just because Rick looked at your screen and said, what,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: are you playing a game? I'm always wondering what you're
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: doing over there.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: I thought you were doing what you're supposed to, but.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 7: I mean, when he was looking at the porn, I
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: said nothing.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I just watched it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: What type of porn is he like?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: Don't tell him. White little people with black guys.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, he does. I can see that. The black
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: people getting fucked?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 7: Somebody straight up told me recently, I like to see
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: white bitches getting destroyed by a black guy.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Sam Tripoli. I was going to say, who's this Sam Tripoli?
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: He doesn't think he's a white guy.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: So am I white? You think I'm white.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: In America, you're white. You're fucking white.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: But black people have told me I'm not.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: There was one black guy.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: And white people have told me I'm not. Did you
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: ask them? I don't know. It's because I don't... What
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: did they say you were?
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 7: Well, it gets complicated. They say you look white, but
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: then the accent. And then the accent throws them off.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 7: So I stopped qualifying as white for some people because.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: Of my accent.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: You're European white, but still white.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: Ask your people in the chat, am I white?
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: Where were you born, Rick?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Born in Madrid, Spain. He's Spanish.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: He's European.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 2: Still white. One of the whitest guys I've ever seen.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 7: But I'm not white. I don't have the white American culture, though.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: I don't act white. Yeah, he don't. See, that's why.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 7: So what is white? It's not just the color of
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 7: your skin in this country. It's more than that.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: You don't think black people looked at this food? They
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: were just like, yo, he didn't give us that racist energy.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: Y'all, y'all.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: Even the European whites hate blacks. Hold on, you're from Spain.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Do you know about conguitos? Of course I know about conguitos.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: I'll one-up you.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 7: I have eaten conguitos as a kid because they were
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 7: just normal. I didn't even know as a kid it
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 7: was racist.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: That's why he loves it. I didn't even know. I
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: was just like, yeah, sure. A little chocolate little conguitos.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was bad.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: He almost got that tatted on him and we stopped. Oh, dude, no, no, no.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: No, that is a no-no. Yeah, that is a.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: The little Tarzan? Okay. It's wild. It's wild. No, pull
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: it up.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: Pull it up.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Have you seen that commercial? The one where the Tarzan
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: comes in?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 7: Probably as a kid.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: Nutsense. Dude, that commercial was the one.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: I was just like, dude, this is just.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: I just remember the packages at the shop with the logo.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: It's the first time we saw it. We couldn't believe it.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: We're like.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it's a real thing.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: And then they still produce them. We thought they changed it.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: Now they're like all different. They're like gentrified. That's the
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: conguitos right there.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: That's the chocolates that they were promoting in Spain, dude. Look,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: there you go. I remember them with the spear.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're basically saying you want a black person,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: eat these. I mean, that's not what they were saying.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of, that's what I got.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: That's what I got. I want to eat a little
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: black baby.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: They're literally saying these are little black people.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: Now you can eat them. He literally went from, literally,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: you're a person, now you eat it. Dude, they had
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: a train.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 7: But you know what?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: But you know what?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 7: Like, for sure there's racism in Spain.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 7: But I would say if I put myself in the
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: mind of an average Spain racist, you would be like, oh, yeah,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 7: black African, black. African immigrants a problem, you wouldn't like them.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 7: But if it's a black American, you could say, oh,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 7: you're cool. So, like, Americans do get one-up, black Americans
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 7: do one-up black Africans in Europe, for sure.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, in Europe?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because we love rappers and NBA players and actors
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 7: in movies, so we see them differently. We assume a
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 7: black guy that travels to Spain who's American has enough
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 7: money to come and he's not a dirty immigrant.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. One can hope.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 7: One can hope.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: People are really tripping out over that.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: The Conguitos?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, the Conguitos.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: No, dude, it is. The Conguitos invading Cuero, dog. Yeah, dude.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: Dog, that's fucking wild. That's crazy, bro.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: It's crazy. It is wild, dog. I'm like, what the
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: fuck is the point of a military, dog? Does Spain
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: not have a military?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: They do. Don't they have the guys with the big
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: hats and the sharp knives?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: That's fucking, that's the Queens people, dog.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: No, you guys have those guys too. Yeah, of course
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: you have a normie.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: Remember the Conquistadors? You guys had those big poofy hats?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 7: La Armada, yeah, yeah. Were they tripping about what?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, where are the fools at when the
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: fools of Kuwait are walking in there? Oh, they're letting
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: them in.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: He's talking about all the immigrants coming into Spain.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but this is so... I can talk about... You're
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 7: going to be passionate again, but this is all a scam.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: The whole... First of all, it's a technicality that all
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 7: these immigrants had a wave of immigration in Spain. Technicality
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 7: because the territory of Ceuta is on African soil. They
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 7: never were on mainland Europe. It's a very tiny piece
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 7: of like, it's like you're at the beach and you're
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 7: trying to, you pass around some rock to enter into, fuck,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: I'm blanking. Yeah, it is probably, yeah. Where our friend
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 7: RP lives.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Malibu.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah. All these South Americans got into Malibu because they
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: went around the thing. Okay, there's a border and there's walls,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: but that's not even that. You had to go to
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 7: Catalina Island or something and then it's like, you know,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: there's not a real problem. And it was all orchestrated.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 7: It's all a political thing. None of these guys had backpacks.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 7: None of these guys were carrying bags with their shit.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: None of them.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, bro.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much. Appreciate it.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: It was all a little hat move, dog.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a little hat move.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 7: It's all my theory. All of this is financed by
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: America and Israel.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 7: Because of Hormuz.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: The deeper you go, the smaller the hat gets.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: Dude, Hormuz blocked the supply of a lot of supplies
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: for Israel.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: And Spain is openly anti-Israeli.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: The government.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Shout out to you guys.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, there's just a statement of our prime
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: minister and so it is a problem for Israel they're
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: a bit stressed out because now where the stuff comes
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 7: in is from Gibraltar and we control that well the
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 7: British because they have and Spain controls the whole thing
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: so now they're trying to fuck it up by discrediting
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 7: the current government by making this happen and advertising it
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: Because they want to discredit him so he loses the
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 7: next elections. It's all a gamble on... Most of these
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: immigrants were sent back the next day. The ones that
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 7: stay there are complicated cases because there's kids without their parents.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 7: And you don't want to just... It's all complicated stuff.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 7: But at least 90% got back the next day. And
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: they're on African soil. The border guys were opening the borders.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 7: They're like, yeah, come in. What is this?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: It's not... It's insane.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: It was a bizarre thing. It's all a political play.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: In these countries, you don't know how hard it is
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: to get a job if you're not from there. It's hard. Here,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: you can get a job under the table here pretty
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: fucking easily. You got to go to pick the fruit.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: It's not that motherfucking hard, but you can get a job.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying the job is going to be great,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: but there is a job for you to do. But
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: in these countries, San Diego, buddy. There's not that many
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: jobs where you... You don't need a social or whatever
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: they use to literally get paid taxes. Oxnard, homie.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: Well, it's even more.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: Spain has a very high unemployment rate. So there's just
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 7: not enough jobs to go around.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: Even for citizens, yeah. For anybody. Let alone for immigrants.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: We're all struggling, yeah.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 7: And immigrants that do come to Spain, a lot of
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 7: them are trying to go further. If they can, they
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 7: go to France or up north. They go to where
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 7: there's more money.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Spain is an entrance.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: It's Guatemala.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: It's Guatemala.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: Mexico, yeah. You're trying to get to America. You're not
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: trying to go to Mexico.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 7: Exactly, yeah. So it's a very tough journey. It's a
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 7: complicated issue because I worked a lot in humanitarian stuff.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 7: Where they live sucks. Their life conditions suck. So they're
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 7: trying to make their lives better. And I can't fault
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: a man or a woman or a family for trying
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 7: to provide for their family and have a better quality
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 7: of life and less unsafety. But we have little infrastructure,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: so it's like... How's that border?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: How's that border?
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: The real border is the sea.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 7: The border on Ceuta will give you access to one
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 7: town that's by the beach on African soil.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: That's it. You know a lot of people drown? Yeah.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're trying to go to the fucking thing
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: and then the ocean is like.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 7: But people drown trying to cross from Africa to Europe
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 7: every single day. This was an exceptional little thing at
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: a very specific corner of a border that you could
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 7: walk around in a way, like to swim around. But
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 7: people are on boats crossing every single day trying to
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: get into Italy, Greece, Spain, all of the Mediterranean countries.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: There's a border patrol all the way out there.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 7: There is border patrol, but you can only do so
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: much at sea.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: The one that's crazy, the one that's really crazy is Cuba. Cuba,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: the second you touch American soil, you can stand. But
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: they can literally get you in the ocean.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: And they're like, nah, you are.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: But you know what, though?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, but they shouldn't... Honestly, though, it's so challenging, though. Like,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: if you make it from Cuba all the way to America,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: you're not... Like, bro, that shit's infested with a lot
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: of fucking sharks, dog. So it's like, there's a reason why.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: If you make it.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 7: By the way, if you, sorry, if you swim from
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: Cuba to America and your feet touch the sand where
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 7: there's still water, you're still.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: Not out of the water?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 7: Like, are you still on, you're on soil, but not
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 7: out of the water?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Can you still, you're still in water? Well, I don't
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: know what makes it all right. I know once you
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: touch land or sand. Once you touch American waters. No, no, no.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: They don't give a fuck if you're an American.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: You have to touch, you have to hit the line. So, yeah, I.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: Don't know if you're like... It's like a touchdown, fool.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: He's actually like, football, dog? You want to play football?
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: If you don't pass that line, fool... You're jumping.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 7: Above the guy like.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: No good.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 7: Carry you, baby.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: You see the bar virtualization, you start ducking that ball.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: You gotta juke that ball.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 7: Hey, wouldn't that be, honestly, if Border Patrol was like that,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 7: wouldn't that be like a fair, hey, fair enough, you
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 7: got in.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If you managed to survive the tackle and that.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: We start recording it.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Like an obstacle course to come to America?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. Put it on Channel 14 and let everyone
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: watch it.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: You know what, though? Like the way sports betting is going,
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: that wouldn't be a bad way. They just set up, like,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: if you're coming from Mexico, they set up a soccer field.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: And they're like, look, bro, if you make it.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: Get your best tan, dawg.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Like horses?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no. You bet on the number.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: I'll take money on Eduardo.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: You guys beat our top 10 right here, dawg?
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean, dawg? Some fucking yoked up
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: fucking guy from the Home Depot. Just ready to go, bro.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 7: What was the name of that show that was... George... No, no.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 7: There's American Ninja Warrior.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, George Perez has a joke about it. It's called Wipeout.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: George has a joke about it.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 7: No, no, but there's Wipeout. Yeah, there's Wipeout. There's American
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 7: Ninja Warrior. But back in the day, there was American Gladiators.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: American Gladiators. Yeah.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 7: So they could have.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: American Gladiators versus immigrants, you know? Just try to... It'd be.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: So much fun.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: Every immigrant that makes it through.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you make it through the cannon with the big,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 7: foamy ball, you know?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: Did you guys hear that?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: The NFL's trying to... Thinking about... adding a Mexican team
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: They already have the Raiders, bro. If they win, they
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: all get papers, bro. They already have the Raiders, dog.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: It's going to be American players that go play over there. No,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: Mexicans got some... You got to think about how many
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: Mexicans watch the NFL. Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have college teams. They have, like, not on.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Obviously, not to the level of the NFL, but I
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: think they can produce a team if they really want to.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: And did you see... You got some superstars. You know,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: you got some superstars from the NFL. All that shit
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: is branching out because yesterday they had.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: WWE in Mexico City and you've seen that's what Jake
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Paul fucking busted.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: Out of Chivas Jersey.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: Chivas Jersey, yeah, bro. You got to think about it.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: And it's crazy how like that, yeah. Mexicans are so
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: passionate about everything, bro.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: When it comes to the World Cup, who sold the
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: most jerseys?
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: Mexico.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: And we didn't get far. Imagine if we won the
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: goddamn thing. That's why I know it's not rigged because
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: if it was rigged, they would let us win every
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: fucking year, bro. It'd be nuts if Mexico won. Bro,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: you know how many jerseys we would sell if Mexico won, bro?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: If Mexico won the World Cup, bro, You would have
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: a jersey. You would have a jersey.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 7: Everybody would have a jersey.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Everybody, because they just feel like, oh, I know Mexicans.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think I would wear a jersey. For la raza.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: For la raza, dog.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think I would wear a jersey.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 7: You would for a bit. I swear to God.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: He wanted to. At his house, he wanted.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 7: I didn't get this jersey.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: For your wife, dog.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Your kid's going to be Mexican. Your wife's Mexican, dog.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: And let them have it, but I will not have one.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: Later, dog.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: You're going to have to dance El Salvador eventually, dog.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: You don't understand what it's like to win a World Cup.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 7: That's what I can tell you, dude. You will get
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 7: a jersey.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: I swear to God.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: America will never win a World Cup. Not in my lifetime.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Bro, America should never win the World Cup. If America
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: wins the World Cup, they can't call it soccer. You
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: can't just call it soccer and win it. You have
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: to call it what everybody else calls it. That's not
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: the American way.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: Then they don't deserve to win.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 6: That's why we don't use metric.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: Because we got to be special, dog. For everything, bro.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 7: How do you, you don't use metrics, so how do
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: you measure, what's the name to say a unit of
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 7: measure of anything?
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: A scale?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Like, what are you asking?
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: A metric.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 7: How do you measure stuff? Like, how do you measure, like,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 7: metric is also the generic word for any unit of measurement.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, how do you measure stuff?
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: In metrics.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Like, why do we drive on the left side or whatever,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: which one it is?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why do we drive on the left side? Why
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: do we have to be, why do we have to
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: be like that?
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 7: Like any study about age or health or whatever, it's like, okay, well,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 7: what metric did you use? Well, it was this divided
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 7: by that. So you still use the word metric, but
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 7: you refuse to actually measure in metric.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: Have you ever used theirs? It actually makes sense. It
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: ends in zeros.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: This shit ends in fucking 12. It makes total sense, dawg.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: Out in Japan, you're like, alright, it's understandable because I'm like,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: everything's like that and you're.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Just like, damn.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: We're idiots.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: You guys made it hard for us and you wonder
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: why we couldn't pass elementary. You wonder why I was
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: fucking crying and shit.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 7: Japan ended up passing. I couldn't even read the book.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: Dad was beating the shit out of you at home.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: No, my dad was too busy with fucking chicks, dawg.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: That would never beat me up. Oh, hell yeah. That
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: was one thing my dad never did.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: You good at that? Did your mom hit you? Nah,
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: we were just... I love soccer so much where they
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: just use that for everything. They hit each other and
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: they left you alone.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: Huh? No, that's not a thing.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 7: Did you play?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I played.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 2: I cried.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 7: You played in teams and stuff?
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I cried. I played club and like my parents.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: You cried? Oh, yeah, I cried.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: Like cried when you win, when you lost.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 2: I cried. I cried when my team lost on TV, bro.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: My parents were like, my parents hoped my team won
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: because if they lost, they knew it was going to
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: be a bad day for everybody, bro. I didn't want
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: to do shit. I was like, fuck it.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 7: What position did you play?
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: Left defender.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 7: Left defender.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Well, everybody wants to be a striker, but when you
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: grow older and you know what you are, I was
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: left offender.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Taller, like a stronger kid.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: But, yeah, I loved that shit.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: I cried for it.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I never really... It was just, oh, you
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: don't want to do your homework? You're not going to
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: go to practice. Oh, you got bad grades? Oh, you
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: don't get soccer cleats.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: And that's just.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: De repente Yeah Alright for sure Just started fucking I
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 2: wanted it And my parents knew You want the Cristiano
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Ronaldo Vapors Alright I better see a B Cristiano Ronaldo
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: Vapors I better see a B up Or no no
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: And I mean That's all I tell people You just
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: gotta Make your kid fall in love With something Once
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: he falls in love With something You got that phone
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: Under the You can do whatever you want Oh man.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah I've stopped Watching football I used to watch it
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 7: so much, but I was getting so upset. I've cried
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 7: watching Real Madrid so many times. I've cried watching Spain
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: play so many times. And one day I was like,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 7: this guy doesn't care about me. Why is my identity
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 7: tied to the victories and defeat of this thing?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: Not that he just started, but he's a huge LAFC fan.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: he's a season pass holder and he's starting to get
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: very emotional where I'm like, who's this? He's on. Oh yeah. Yeah.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: My uncle was, the fucking plushies are giving away.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 7: So my uncle was a, my uncle was a Real
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 7: Madrid season pass holder for years and years and years.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 7: And he took me to a few games and it's
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 7: just the best, the best. It's just the best stuff.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: It's a different atmosphere.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: For when you get invested, you do want to cry.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't, That shit does make you satisfied. I'm pretty
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: sure Ray has cried the last two years.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: I cried when France lost in 2006 when he headbutted
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 3: fucking Materazzi.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Are you French?
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: No, I just like the team a lot.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah. I watched that in a room of French
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 7: people full of French flags. Spain, our natural enemies are
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 7: France and Italy, right? And the Great Britain. But it
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 7: was the one final where I didn't know who to
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 7: root for except because I was in a room full
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 7: of French people, I was supporting Italy. in my head,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 7: not publicly, because I'm a coward, but they, but when
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 7: Zidane headbutted Materazzi, dude, I started laughing on my own,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 7: I had to like, because I was like, they're done,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 7: they're done, they're done, they're done, everybody was crying like you,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 7: everybody was just like.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: It's over. I've been there, I've cheered for teams in quiet,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: because I'm scared, I've, I've rooted against the Raiders in
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: George's house without George fucking knowing, dog.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: I hope these Raiders lose, dog.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: Not because of him, just because of the fucking... Because
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: you don't like them. Yeah, I just sometimes don't really
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: want them to win.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: I like the other team. But obviously, you're in a
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: house full of Raider homies, dog.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: You're like.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: call Raiders.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: You go like, ah, yeah. Now give me a bump.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: All right, and let's get into the Super Chats. We
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: got three Super Chats giveaways. So three of you guys,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: so far, everybody is entered. So if you guys have
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: a question, you guys want your stuff to get read
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: by Ray or just be entered to the giveaway, just
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: make sure you guys... Super chatted. Also, make sure you
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: guys are following Red Eyes Coffee LA on Instagram. Red
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: Eyes Coffee LA on Instagram. It's the little stoned out
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: coffee mug, but you can't really tell it's stoned. It's
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: like pixelated. It's a pretty cool design.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: It's very on brand.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: So make sure you guys check it out and follow
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: him for all the upcoming pop-ups. The next pop-up is confirmed.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: It's October 10th at Coreas Mariscos. Make sure you guys
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: stop by. It's going to be like a whole A
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: little pop-up, so it's going to make sure you.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 2: Guys stop by. I'm going to have a booth.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Tommy's going to have a booth.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: The Chamoy guy's going to have a booth.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: We should get Chamoy IV, Nitty.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: I would love that. You like Chamoy?
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 7: What's Chamoy?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 4: Come on.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 7: It's okay.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: It's cool. I'm happy to discover stuff.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: You're staying with this guy and he didn't offer you none?
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 4: I don't have Chamoy in my home like that.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: So in which way do you have it in your home?
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: Dog. Chamoy is like this.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 7: What's chamoy? What's chamoy?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: Explain chamoy.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, so, like, you know the fruit ladies? Yeah.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: They sell the plate of fruit and shit? Yeah.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: On the corners? So the red topping that they put
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: on top, it's not hot sauce. It's like, it's kind
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: of like a tangy, kind of like a.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a tangy sauce that goes good with
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: fruit like that.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: It's citrusy.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: It's like that.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: It's in a red bottle.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: And they put it on the rim of beers.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a seasoning sauce.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: Have you had a michelada before?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 7: I've seen it.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that red stuff, that's chamoy. And it's bomb, dude.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: It's bomb with certain fruit. But this guy, he fucking
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: would just get a whole packet and just suck it down.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: What do you think about how Mexicans love spicy sweet food?
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 2: Everything's spicy. Yeah, do you like spicy shit?
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 7: No, I'm very Spanish in that thing. I like my
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 7: food bland, I guess.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, spicy in the sense of hot. Like, hot?
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 7: Like, no, I don't like it.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: You know how in Mexican candy, a veces se sale tamarindo.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: Tamarindo, I'm fine.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 7: It's just the hotness.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: I don't like chili.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 4: He literally said on the way here, he's excited to
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: try matzo ball soup.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 2: Or to have it again. Yeah, I love matzo ball. Dude,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: that's very bland, but I love it.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: Honestly, that's just.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: Like the very, like, on my list of soups, it's
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 2: like down here.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 7: No, no, I like flavorful food. I just don't like spicy. Like,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 7: it's going to make my mouth burn.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: Like, matzo ball soup, like, I would definitely have to
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: add tapatio to it.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: Dude, matzo ball is bomb, dog.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 7: It is bomb.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: It's bomb.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: All right, Ray, let's get into the Super Chats. Fucking
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: clamp chowders. What's that?
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: Just know you're in to win a giveaway.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: What's the giveaway? Even though we gave one away already.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: We're doing three different giveaways, doing the same thing as
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: we did last time. So we're doing third place. We
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: don't smoke the same hat. Pack of nitty papers and Dr.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: Greenton papers. A heady, funky field tip and a Polak pen.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: Second place is getting the same thing plus the rosin pen.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: In first place, you're getting funky field tips. We don't
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: smoke the same hat. You're getting some Haydar and a
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: couple other things as well. I put it up there earlier,
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: but I don't think I pinned it.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: If you want to see it, it's on the Patreon too.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: I saw it. Yep.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: I saw it.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: Who pinned this?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: Did you pin it, Rizzo?
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: What did we pin? Nitty is a gayonist.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Who pinned it? Because I didn't pin it.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: MK Kush.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, he has the power for that? Okay.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: You're a goy?
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: No, you're not a goy. We're goys. Goyum. Goy-em. Goy-em. Gay-em.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: Gay-em.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: You're gay-em.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 4: You're goy and gay.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: Gay-em.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: 12-year-olds here. Luis Diaz. A little wrestling this Saturday. Save two.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: Slam.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: LOL.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: Save two.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm surprised you haven't been to the little midgets wrestling.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't really found my way here.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: It sounds like right up your alley. I like a
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 2: midget in his natural state, bro. You like it in
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: the wild?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 7: You're right.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: When you see one in the wild, bro, you get
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: all hyped up.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: When it's his job to be a midget, it's no
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: longer fun for him. Yeah, because then you see them,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: they're not working. I want to get to know the
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: real midget. And I'm not impressed if you get a
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: picture with one of them.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: If you get a picture with one of them, I'll
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: take a picture with a random major.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: That's impressive. Like if I've seen one at a bar,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: I remember like I had a few beers with one
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: at a bar, but I didn't.
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 2: Think we'd get cool enough. Hey, bro, you think I'd
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: get a picture with you? Because he knows you're exploiting him.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 2: He knows you're sending it to the group chat. Yeah.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: You're fucking ass.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: You really did that?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: No, I thought about it, but I didn't think we
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: had gotten that cool, dog. All right. But like, I
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: know if maybe a few more beers, I would have
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: been like, hey, dog.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 3: Who did it for sport?
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: Who was right there just drinking at the bar dog.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: Is it is it is it he has a fascination
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: bad to be excited to meet them in the wild.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: No I fuck it I get I get stuck are
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: they offended or are they it's like a unicorn they
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: like it yeah cause the last.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 7: One I met I was really pumped though Yeah, right? Yeah,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 7: I met one. He's done, like, some TV and stuff.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, my God.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking cool.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: I had to, like, go down for a photo with him. Oh, yeah,
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 2: because you're super tall.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm so tall.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: Was it the little Hispanic midget?
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 7: No, he's a British guy. He's been on Game of Thrones.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 7: And he's now been on the last Spartacus.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: What, have you met him? The one from Game of Thrones?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. He's, like, the midget of midgets, bro. He's
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: the midget of midgets, bro. He's so tiny. Lannister. Huh?
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 4: Tywin Lannister. Yeah.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know his real name he was the king.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 7: But he's yeah he's lovely and he's cool but he's
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 7: like and he struggles to fucking walk like this guy's
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 7: in fucking pain like he's not must not be easy.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: No he's not yeah no he's not damn yeah I
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: never think about that.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 7: In the last season of Spartacus he plays a gladiator
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 7: like he's a part of like a three team of smaller.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: People that guy right there yeah.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 7: No no no not that guy Lee Gill no he's
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 7: no he's small Lee Gill is shorter than him oh
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 7: really yeah L-E-A-H L-E-A-H maybe not Game of Thrones maybe
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 7: I got it wrong Lee and then Gil G-U-I-L-L I
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 7: think that's the name Lee or Lee.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: Who knows don't worry it doesn't matter he's a midget
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: good for him and movies but next super chat.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah I just got that sorry I was dealing with
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: the ring. I was like, why is my ring camera off?
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: Next one. I don't know. I sent my girlfriend a
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: go check.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: This next one is from Brody Life. Same team, baby.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: Shout out to the Patreon team, too.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: Same team. Same team. Patriones. Same team, baby. Oh, yeah.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: So, listen to the Patreon. I don't know who kept
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: asking about, like, if we still have the secret menu.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: The secret menu is on the fucking Patreon. So, make
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: sure you guys get that. And we're doing more episodes
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: on there, too. Like, you guys got the Reverie episode. First,
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: you guys had it for like a week first, and
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: then now it's up on YouTube. That one's pretty crazy.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: Go check that one out. You guys got pretty much
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: an extra episode this week. I want to hear no crying.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: And we're going to do a nighttime drinking episode soon. Yeah,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: with Tommy.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 4: You call him?
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: Three Plates. Yeah, he's been texting me.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: He can't wait to fucking tell us about Burning Man
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: and show us all this. I want to hear about it.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: Bro, if I went to him on Burning Man, I
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: wouldn't shut the fuck up about it either. In my head, though,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, don't you have a podcast for this?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: I was like, doesn't he have a holding it down?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, what happened to this, dog? Why is
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: this the second time he starts up a podcast and
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: it fucking doesn't... He's got kids, bro.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: He's busy podcasting it easy.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Then just fucking.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 2: Come talk over here.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: That's what he wants. That's the point.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: Instead of fucking starting it up. And then he's an asshole, too.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: The other day, he sent me a video of another podcast.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: And he's like, doesn't this look like Tommy's studio? It
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: was Tommy's studio. Yeah.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: Such an asshole.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: He was basically being like, look, you.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: Lost your studio.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: I sent it to him, too.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, what happened?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: He's such a dick. Next one. Did it get seized?
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: Can I rent it cheaper now? This is our second studio.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: I just keep my merch here.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: Monte Blanco.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: Mega Vergasos, but fuck that fool. Respectfully.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: Nah, fuck that fool. Yeah, straight up.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bro.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: Mega. Yeah, with all your High and Hungry merch on.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: You think he threw it away? For sure. He was mad.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: That's what he said.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: I don't think he threw it away, bro.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: He had a lot.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: He had a lot of your merch.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: He was mad.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: He made it clear on the voicemail that he does not.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: And because I asked him if he tried his son's medicine.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: For sure he threw it away. I was crossing the line.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: Come on. Bro, if I had.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: He's on.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: He's on. Didn't even know the whole story. And he
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: talked about it.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 1: He's always high and hungry. He was one of those
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: fat guys that would buy.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: His own shit. No, he did show me a lot
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: of good places to eat. Yeah.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: He was committed to be fat.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: He ate a lot, bro. Next one.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: Next one is from Sykes. When are you going to
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: drop the old Peanuts gear, G?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: Ooh, nice. I'll take it from the unlisted today. I
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: got some time. There's no Green Thumb show today. And tomorrow.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Are you bringing it in black?
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: Uh i'm getting a few shirts reprinted so once i
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 1: get those done i'm gonna go pick up more shirts.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: Uh let's do a new halloween no but but try
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: to get that same hoodie that was like the actual
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: cut of that.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: Hoodie was nice yeah those are those are pretty expensive
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 1: i know i know that's what you guys see a
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: good price on it i know dog but here's the
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: thing for certain designs i'm gonna make like i'm gonna
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: make something like for all the fools they want like
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: the 20 bucks t-shirts i'm gonna give you fools gilding
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: shirts and that's what a 20 t-shirt is but for
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: the people that want like a higher fucking quality t-shirt,
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: that's going to be the $ 40, $ 50 t-shirt because some
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 1: of you fools actually give a fuck about the difference
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: and some of you guys are trying to stick to
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 1: a budget, which is cool.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to accommodate both, but, you know.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: Sam has the same thing.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: We have $ 20 t-shirts and then pricier t-shirts. But $ 20
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: t-shirts is fucking dope, though, at the end of the day.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean, I'm just saying, sometimes 20 bucks
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: is all you got, you know? That's what I'm saying.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: I'm not hating on a $ 20 t-shirt.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: And whenever I post up selling fucking, what is it,
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: illegal merch at the fucking LAFC studio, I mean, at
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: the LAFC games, it's 20 bucks a t-shirt, dog.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do hate when I pay 40 bucks
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 2: for a t-shirt and it's not like pro club. That's
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: why I'm like, come on, don't do me dirty like that.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: Especially now, like, I don't know, I like a good GSM, like,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: You know, like, I like it to be heavy. I
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: like the way certain cuts are, certain T-shirts. Like, especially
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: producing and having my own merch for, like, the last six,
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: seven years.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: It just, you learn a lot, bro.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: Like, it's not, profit margins are always going to be there,
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: but it's just also you want a quality product in
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: a world where, like, everybody has access to make merch
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 1: and T-shirts now.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 1: Next one, Ray.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: Next one. Jose Murga. Feeling like ease on, bien, flaquito.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: Weighted myself today. 299. Starting weight was 385.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: That's right, player.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: You're a brat.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: Big ass fool. Congratulations, dog.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 7: How much did he lose?
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: Almost 80, almost 100. 86 pounds. He's about to go 100.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: Hit that 100, dog.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 7: He's about to lose me.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Serious, yeah. Yeah, congrats, dog.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's a lot of hard work, dog.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: I'm happy for you, man.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: Keep that shit going. Keep it up, dog.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Don't let this keep it going. I know Christmas is
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: coming by Halloween. They say the first 86 is the hardest, brother.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: Keep going. And then Christmas is coming by, so fuck
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: that shit.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: Next one's from Sykes. Madrid or Barca, Rick?
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: Madrid. All day.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: You can hear him. And the way he was talking
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: about Argentina, I know he don't like Barcelona.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: No. Because it's Messi.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: Because Messi's there. It's a whole fucking, it's all me.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: Hey, but we had Casillas, dog.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see? Fuck Barcelona. I want Barcelona to lose more
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: than I want Madrid to win.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there you go.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: The hate is real.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 2: Fucking me.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 7: Yep. I want their female, I want every, they do
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 7: all sorts of sports in Barcelona. It's also football. I mean,
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: the football club also, I guess, women's soccer, basketball, handball, hockey.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: Barcelona is like every sport. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 7: I want them to lose at all of them, even
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 7: the ones that I don't watch.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 2: I want them to lose at everything.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 7: They do all the time.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: Does Maduro have basketball, baseball, whatever the fuck?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 7: Real Madrid is a basketball team as well.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, so it's more everyone does it. Okay.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: Because there are sports clubs.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: You just want to see the economy fail.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 7: I don't want to see the economy fail. I want
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 7: Spain to prosper, man.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 4: No, just that specific region wherever they play.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 2: You know how he loves his team and then I
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: love my team when I fucking soccer? Is there people,
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure there is, but people that love
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: hockey like that in Canada? For sure. There's Canadians who
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: love soccer like that.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: You never liked the sport at all?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: Like what?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: Like that I cry over?
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that you cry over?
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 6: No, I'm not a fucking gay lord. I cry over
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 6: a group of men who couldn't put a ball in
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 6: a hoop. I didn't have anything to do with it.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 6: No passion. No, I care.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: I'm cheering.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: About what?
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: When I'm going to cry, I'm going to go home
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 1: and beat my wife because my team lost. You're a
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: little kid.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: You're a little kid.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 7: Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: Go hug your father. You'll be all right.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: He was crying too. I know.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 6: You're like, my dad won't love me, but maybe the
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 6: coach will. But maybe if I score, my coach will
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 6: love me.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you what Barca players unless they played for
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 7: the national team that won the World Cup if I
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 7: ever met them I would not take a photo with
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 7: them no matter who they are unless they were on
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 7: that winning team because then they're legends that I admired
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 7: for that for anything else go and die in a
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 7: hole if I got a hole in them yeah get
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 7: into an accident just stop playing you know how conflicted
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 7: I am about Laminia Mal because I'm a Madrid fan Oh,
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 7: the guy, you know. It's so painful. It hurts so much.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: Was that a conspiracy?
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: The picture with Messi and Yemir?
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 7: No, it just really just happened.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that shit.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: I think it was a Mandela effect. I feel like
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 2: that picture was made and it was some AI and
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 2: we're just supposed to believe it. Well, I mean, it
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 2: was all over the papers, you know. but it's then,
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: then we live in a simulation or we live in
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: a fucking.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 7: I just don't, you know what? No, what bothers me
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 7: more is, you.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: Know what the theory was, right? Okay.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 2: So messy, which is a fucking, was a goat. Even
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: at this moment, he was a great Barcelona player. Uh,
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: they asked these Barcelona players, Hey, we're trying to do
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 2: this calendar for the year. And we want, uh, to
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: take different poses of you guys doing different things. One
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 2: of the poses was messy, uh, To hold a baby. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: A random baby. A random baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: And this baby was Ymir.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't like a five-year-old where you could see
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: him kind of being good.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 7: No, it's a baby.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking baby. And now you might be like, oh.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 2: Just drown that fool. And you might be like, oh, well,
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: he just plays on the.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: On the national team. No, he's the best.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: He literally, the numbers match up where it's, dude, we
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: live in a movie or this is too crazy for
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: me to believe.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 6: Because if he was in that position to be that baby,
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 6: he probably got with the best training and shit.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: No, it didn't.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: It wasn't with the best training.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: It was a random ass baby for a photo shoot
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: and this baby just became a goat with the goat
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: and there's a picture of the goat holding the goat. Bro,
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: get the fuck out.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 4: The universe works in mysterious ways.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: No, and I get it. Then God's behind it. Someone's
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: playing a trick. It's a movie. How come Messi didn't
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: have postpartum at that time?
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how do we know it's not Messi's too?
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: He fucking birthed it that way.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 1: He gave that baby black.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. It doesn't mean he could have boned
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: a black chick. But to me, what's more... He does
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: not like skin.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 7: People that were saying it's an AI picture, to me,
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 7: it's even funnier the fact that it's not. The fact
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 7: that that picture got really made makes so little sense.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 7: It has to be real.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 1: There's a trading card.
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 2: There's a fucking trading card.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: Of it, bro.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 2: There really is. Him in the tub. And isn't Messi
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: a little bit of a pedo... creepy like we're gonna
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 2: take no i would be like no it.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: Was a competition though no i would be like yo
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: can you put some clothes on like i don't want to.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: Hold some names okay let's not you want to hold
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 2: a naked person's baby for a photo that's what didn't
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: fucking joe biden smell him fool that's what just kind
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: of was like creepy pedo shit bro you're a grown
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: adult don't touch.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: Other kids the parents had to have been there the
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 3: moms was there the.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: Mom said she was right there to michael jackson the
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: kid the parents were there too they left the kids
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: at that fool's house.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 1: Alright dude weird and creepy like that's tripping you're tripping
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: pedophile elite shit dog Nazi shit.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 7: How many parents have you ever seen hey like hey
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 7: you wanna hold my baby to people you wanna hold
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 7: my baby to people they love.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 4: Creepy to everyone in their family and everyone loves Messi.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah so like if you see Messi and you have
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 7: a baby you wanna hold my baby I would love
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 7: to have a picture of Messi holding my baby.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 8: But to have the baby in a bath that gets
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 8: a little extra creepy yeah I was saying, it's creepy.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: The more you look into it, the more it's creepy.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 7: But I wouldn't say it's pedo.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: I would just say it's weird.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 7: It's like, who.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: Thinks of this? I get what you're saying, who thinks
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: of this? But I don't think nobody got pedo.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: What about the director being a little pedo?
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: Why do you need to take photos?
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: Who was the director? The guy who literally said, hey,
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 2: I think we should have naked babies here. He's the
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: guy who got hired.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's just weird coincidence that I think,
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, we live in a simulation. It's crazy.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying that I feel like there's a culture,
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 7: not that the photo wasn't weird, but there's a bit
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 7: of a culture of now anything that involves a kid
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 7: is a pedo stuff, is a pedo thing. When I'm
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 7: like in another way, like promoting the... I work with
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 7: the United Nations a lot and a lot of children's programs.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 7: You have to show kids to show that they're vulnerable
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 7: in a way, like to protect them. To me, it's
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 7: cool when at the World Cup, players come out with
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 7: a kid. And most of these kids are young players
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 7: that get selected, and it's an honor for them to
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 7: be able to walk.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 2: Out and do this.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: You could never take a picture with like, even if
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: it's your little nephew and post it on the internet
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: because somebody's going to be like, oh, Xavier's doing pedo
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 1: activities at a four-year-old's birthday party.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: Why do you think when I eat pizza I make
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: sure no one takes a picture?
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 1: You know what I've never had? No, no, no.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 1: I like that shit.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: I eat pizza alone in my house. Why do you
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 2: guys think when I'm around you guys, no pizza? I'm
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: on the island. Next thing you know, I'll do a
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: pizza gate.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 1: You can't go.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: To the island because you don't have your papers to
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 4: come back. That's the only reason I know you didn't
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 4: go to the island.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: Let's finish the Super Chats. I know we're right at
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: that time. I know you're safe. You wouldn't give up
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 2: his fucking immigration status? All right.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 7: What happens if you swim on land to Epstein Island?
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 7: Are you allowed in?
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: If you touch land, do you get access to the parties?
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: You're too poor to be invited, but you manage to
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: touch land. You have no way to get back. To
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 2: swim back?
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you start working on the island.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: You got to do something terrible.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: You used to catch basketball.
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: Next one's from Brody Live. Screw Hans, Kim. That fool
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 3: ain't same team.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: There you go. People don't like him either. Next one.
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 4: We're like, nah, Kim.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 2: Nah, Hans.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: Nah, it's Kim.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 3: Kevin Butler, Rick Diaz.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: Same team.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 2: Same team. Same team, baby. We got fans, fool.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 4: All right, cool.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 7: Thank God you invited.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: Me.
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 4: He doesn't think he's as famous as he is.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: Honestly, there's a lot of people that come in here,
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: and sometimes they're like, I've never heard of this person,
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 1: and people get introduced. But, like, there's, like, at least three,
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: four people that were just like, oh, damn, you guys
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: have been getting some sick ass guests.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 2: They were, like, they're happy you're here, dog. Chilly was happy.
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: Chilly would be happy. No, when he said there was
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: going to be a Kill Tony person come on, me
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: and Chilly were hoping for a retard.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 4: You're not.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: I told him, no, he's not retarded, but he looks funny.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 2: I wanted... I wish, dude, I wish I would get
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: way more spots, you know? I wanted Jared Nathan retarded,
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: you know? That is extra.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 1: That's a little more... It's.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 6: Just more organization because you got to find out where
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 6: he's staying, make sure he has a ride.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 7: But Jared Nathan would love to do the part.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: No, he played on me already.
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: I had him booked and he canceled. A retard canceled
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 2: and we don't smoke the same.
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 7: Was his trip canceled?
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 2: No, he decided to do something more important. Believe that.
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 1: He had something more important than this show.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 4: Shout out to him.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not hating him. Yeah, dude.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 7: I had nothing more important.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: At 9 a.m.? Yeah, exactly.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 1: 9 a.m.? What are you going to do.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 7: At 9 a.m.? Staying with the guy that drove me.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 1: Making grilled cheese?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 2: Who is this gooning? Next one. This guy's been up.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 1: I got up at 7.30.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 4: I peeped in the fucking living room. This guy's been
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 4: up already just on his fucking shit.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: I got up at 4 a.m. today just doing nothing.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: Bro, I'd be up at 6.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. I know.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: He's on up like a.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: 5, 5.30.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be up at 5.36 usually.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, these guys. Just get your day started early.
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 2: This guy saw me wake up at 1.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: He saw me wake up at 7.
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 2: Depends on the day, though. You do go to sleep late, though.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 1: I'll give you that. I do give you that.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 7: I mean, since I left my job, I've only mostly
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 7: been waking up with the sun. I feel the light
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 7: come out, and I'm like, all right, I guess it's
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 7: getting time.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: Menace the Painter. I'm Mexican and my wife is Guatemalan
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 3: and our kids came out looking like the guests. Light
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 3: skin and light brown hair.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: Spanish roots, dog.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 4: The conquistador fucking.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 1: Skips the generation.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, recessive gene, dude.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 7: Just came out.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 3: Speed Minion.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 1: Don't.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 2: Don't. Don't.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 3: Joaquin Rodriguez.
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 1: Yo, Rick.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 3: Are the cats still going to your house to die?
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 7: So I hope not, but they could. They could. Well,
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 7: I have this joke I said on my first Gil
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 7: Tony appearance, the cat joke, where I say, did you
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 7: guys know that when cats know they're going to die,
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 7: they find a very quiet place to die away from
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 7: other cats? I say, they come to my place. And
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 7: I wrote the joke because I found a dead cat
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 7: in our house in Spain. I just got there, opened
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 7: the door, But we have like a parking garage door.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of.
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 7: Back in the day, it's in the center of a
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 7: small village. All the doors of all the houses have
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 7: a hole for cats to come in and out. For
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 7: stray cats.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: Why? Because some people who have cats, they come out.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 2: They don't want to watch them.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 7: They just let them out and go explore the town
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 7: and do their hunting or whatever and then just come
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 7: back home. And also sometimes if you close your door
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 7: to park your car or whatever and you trap a
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 7: cat that you didn't see come in, now he's... fucking
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 7: everything and shitting everything and shitting everywhere, but if it's
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 7: a hole he can leave, so he won't stay at
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 7: your place.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: Fuck these cats. But there's a lot of cats.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 7: Back in the day, the town has changed a bit
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 7: because it's grown, it's become bigger and more modern. But
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 7: the old houses in the city center all have a
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 7: hole for cats.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 2: Bro, I'm not putting a hole in my house because
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 2: of random ass cats.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: At that point, fuck cats. No, no, no.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 7: But it's not exactly the same. Those houses are very
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 7: old style houses from medieval times. So the entrance to
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 7: that doesn't... You can't get into my house. There's another
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 7: set of doors you have to go through. It's like
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 7: an inner courtyard, but it's inside the house.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 2: I can't see what you mean, but yeah.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 7: It's like if you have a separate parking section to
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 7: your house with the garage.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: Even then, I don't want that. Yeah, but that it's
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: closed off from your house and you don't really keep
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: shit there. It's just empty.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 7: It's just too like.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: I love.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 1: Dogs and I still wouldn't want a random ass dog
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 1: in my fucking yard.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 7: No, but what you don't want is for a dog
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 7: to be able to come in when you don't pay
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 7: attention and not be able to get out if you,
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 7: or stuff like that. So it's just like, I can't,
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 7: it's what I grew up with, to me it's normal.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 7: But anyway, I found a cat who had crawled in
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 7: a bucket, who had just a plastic bucket, and he
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 7: just was there, and I thought he was sleeping, and
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 7: he was dead. And then I was like, why is
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 7: this cat in my house dead? And so I was
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 7: Googling it to see what I was supposed to do
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 7: with the cat's body.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: Cremated.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 7: Well... In theory, you're not allowed to just throw a
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 7: cat in the garbage because of whatever bacteria they have. Normally,
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 7: animal control should come to your house, pick it up,
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 7: and go discard it in a.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 2: Healthy way. Not healthy, but whatever. You know what I mean.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 7: Humane. Humane, no, but also a biologically safe way for humans.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 7: So I was Googling it, and it was the weekend.
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 7: And I was like, okay, I guess I can't. And
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 7: I was calling the police, because it's clearly illegal for
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 7: me to just throw it out. And I called police,
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 7: and I said, what am I supposed to do? And
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 7: he said, why are you even calling us? We're in
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 7: the countryside. He couldn't really say. He was like, it's illegal,
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 7: but also, just drive out and throw it. And that's
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 7: what I did.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's some fucking.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 7: Because I didn't want to also drop.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: That's some vultures he did. I felt like I could
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: either put him in a garbage, which felt so sad,
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 2: or let him be eaten by wildlife.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 1: You'd call animal control? If an animal died at your house?
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'd pick it up.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, man, y'all fucking weak.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 2: What would you do?
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 1: Put that shit in the trash can.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 2: Let's go. I'm not calling no fucking bell to do
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 2: a job. But when I was a little kid, my
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 2: dad shot a possum. You know what he said?
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 1: I shot it. Go clean that shit up.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: And I got it, put it in a bag, swinged
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: it over the alley, and the fucking alley's probably gone.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 7: My other issue is I had no idea whether the
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 7: cat was a stray cat or some neighbor's cat.
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 2: And he was adorable.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 7: He was like a ginger with stripy white.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 2: He was the cutest cat. So did you tell anybody? No. No.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: I asked in front because I thought they had a
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 2: similar cat.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 4: Three doors down, they're still looking for that cat?
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 7: I can't spend too much energy. I'm not going to
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 7: chase the whole town to see if it's their cat.
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 3: Next one. Tino Santos 420 gives us the one up.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you, bro. Tall boy.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 3: I just tuned in. Is that Stephen Hawking's son?
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: Just playing.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 1: I've heard that.
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that I've heard before. That I've heard before. That
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 2: I've heard before.
• 1:57:43
  Speaker 1: For 10 bucks, he paid to say that. Dude, I
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 1: don't mind.
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 6: Shout out to.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 1: You, dawg. It's been a while since you guys roasted
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 1: the guest.
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 2: You have an extra giveaway for whoever gives the best roast? Nah,
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 2: you just gotta be lucky. Lucky, all right.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 3: Menace the Painter, the guess is the Spanish count. That
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 3: sounds like the Nas one.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it does. Shout out to Steph.
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 3: Sorry, not sorry. Fuck yeah, Rick Diaz. He is so dope.
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 3: Y'all been killing it with these guests. Much love to E-Zone, Ray,
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 3: and XG.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 7: Disrespect.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 2: Now we got some even better guests coming through so
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: you guys already know tuesdays and thursdays.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 7: Don't say that in front of me yeah this was
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 7: like this was like you think this guest is cool
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 7: fuck him.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 2: No guess we've been on top of it all of
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 2: us they're great everyone's been dope i mean.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah get get better guests get guests that have a
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 7: good channel what i said I was like, no matter what,
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 7: we're bumping him for someone.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did say that. I did say that. I
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: was like, hey, if anyone lives in L.A., I know
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: you're only here for a little bit. I was like, yo,
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 2: I'm going to kill Tony and make it happen. So, no.
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 7: I appreciate you.
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 2: I did say that. And I will take blame for it.
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 4: It is my fault.
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 2: He's only been telling me for a while.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 6: But ever since we made the calendar and we all
• 1:59:07
  Speaker 6: have access to it, it's been easier to just book.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 4: And we've been having better guests because of it. And
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 4: that's also my fault. It took me a year and
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 4: a half to make the calendar.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 7: You would think.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 2: You would think you have a booking system in place.
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a year and a half for him to listen.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 1: Has enough time to go have tacos and take a
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 1: five-hour nap, but he can't do a calendar.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 2: They're two-hour naps, but don't be exaggerating. Who takes longer naps,
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 2: Spain or Mexico? Mexico. No, Spain actually has.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 3: What time is siesta?
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have fiestas.
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: They'll close a restaurant down because someone needs to take
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 2: a fucking fiesta, dog.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy.
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 7: So, you know, like a normal working schedule is eight
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 7: hours a day, let's say. So in Spain, we have
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 7: the same number of hours worked or more. It's just
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 7: we break it up in the middle of the day.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 7: For some jobs, not every job.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 2: One half hour, smoke cigarettes. Most office jobs, there's normal breaks.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, or just like a standard lunch break. It's mostly
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 7: the shop. Because I grew up in Belgium. In Belgium,
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 7: every shop, like a normal shop on the street, closes
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 7: around 6 p.m. But in Spain, because of the break,
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 7: you can finish your day job as whatever. That finishes
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 7: at 6, but then shops are open until 8. So
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 7: not everybody needs to do their shopping on the weekend.
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 7: And that's why we are the fucking best.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: Next one is from Chris. Same team. Same team, baby.
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 2: Good luck. Greñas.
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 3: I just seen that on Shorts. The stupid hot cheeto
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 3: girl said zippy ties instead of zippy zip ties. Hashtag
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 3: bitches be stupid.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 4: I don't know what.
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 2: That's the BuzzBall girls, right? That's the BuzzBall girls?
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 4: The girls that go after everything?
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I want to listen to the We Don't Smoke
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 2: the Same podcast.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 1: You got a BuzzBall fool?
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: I got a buzz ball.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 1: Carlos, you got a buzz ball? You got one of
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 1: the biggies?
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 3: I've had one buzz ball. I did not like it,
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 3: and I never had another one.
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 1: What is it? They used to hit differently before, but
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: they don't.
• 2:01:12
  Speaker 2: Hit like that no more.
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 3: I like the.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 2: Buzz balls? Yeah.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 3: I like the names of their certain products.
• 2:01:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Very unique. He just found out they weren't actual balls,
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: and he's like, what the hell is this?
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 6: They're just balls.
• 2:01:28
  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 4: I kind of enjoy this.
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 3: Next one is from UpIsDown. Happy Thursday. Shout out to
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 3: WDSTS crew. Thank you once again. Can't wait to try
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 3: Haydar and Chicalete. Same tooth.
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 1: He won. Yeah. If you win today, just send me
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 1: a DM with your address. I'll go pack it up
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 1: and send it out today.
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 2: So good luck.
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 3: That's right. Sorry, not sorry. So what stocks are we
• 2:01:54
  Speaker 3: putting money in? Is SpaceX good or Bitcoin? And thoughts
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 3: on Adam22Girl with Drake.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: Damn, that's a lot of questions.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of shit.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 2: Eason, what do you think about Adam 22?
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 3: And then Joey's leaving the podcasting, dude.
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 2: Who's leaving?
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 1: No, he's not leaving podcasting.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: It's still going to go on.
• 2:02:11
  Speaker 1: Lee left the podcast. I still haven't heard it yet.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, at least I have.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know about stocks like that. Wrong person to ask.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: Just put it on S & P, dog.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 1: Just keep it simple. Yeah, and then in regards to
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 1: the Lena with the Adam and the Drake thing, I
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 1: think that shit's just.
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 2: All They're really breaking up, though. No, I don't believe
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 2: it at this point. This is like whatever, dog.
• 2:02:36
  Speaker 1: Who gives a fuck? You can't be fucked by a
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 1: little man. That's nuts. Next one.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of nuts in that.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 3: Otelo fights. Three-day weekend coming up. Running low on the
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 3: secret menu. Gunnery of tomorrow. Need a refuel. Hashtag save team.
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 3: Nitty likes banana emoji.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 4: I think he means Varga.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 2: America, yeah. What's a three-day weekend coming up? The South
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 2: Park is coming out tonight.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 7: I got it this morning. I got it this morning.
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, you watched it already? No, no, no, no.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 7: I was waiting for you.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, South America?
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 4: I can't wait.
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, South America.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 1: Who's that one for, Xavier?
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, hell yeah.
• 2:03:13
  Speaker 4: There's pink on the top.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 2: It's for you, fool.
• 2:03:15
  Speaker 7: Oh, that looks amazing.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: Let me get one of these.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 2: He put a Hello Kitty on the top.
• 2:03:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. It's the Hello Kitty special.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a Hello Kitty special roast.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 3: All right, let's max it out.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 1: Vivid.
• 2:03:31
  Speaker 3: Best show, guys. Much love. The best of laughs.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: LOL.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, man.
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 2: Gracias, fool.
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 3: How does that taste, Doc?
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 1: That shit is fucking strong, though. Honestly, last time I
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 1: drank this much strong coffee, my pee smelled different.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 7: I've been shivering for the last 30 minutes.
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 1: Right now, I'm like, fuck, got a lot of work
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just like... Good things to do. I feel
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 2: so productive. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly how I feel.
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. We got egg topping.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Israel just showed up, dog. Oh, shit.
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 4: Everybody, put your little hats on.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 3: Next one's from Ridge. Thank you for the super chat.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 3: And then after that is Ridge. Nitty and XG ain't gay.
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 3: Their boyfriends are.
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 2: Thank you. WDSTS.
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 4: Finally, somebody said it.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 2: You're not gay when your boyfriend is.
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 4: Come on, dude.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: Get it together. Hey.
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 4: He's on.
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 7: Hey, dude, it's not gay to be gay.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 4: It's gay to be a boyfriend.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 2: And you're people's boyfriend. Next one. You're people's boyfriend. Sykes.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 2: .
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 3: .
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 2: But, got to give him props.
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 1: It is what it is.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 3: Chorizo Gordo, salute to the table. Best podcast ever, same team.
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 4: Let's go. Number one best podcast in the world.
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 2: That's right, fool. Try.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 3: Next one's from Menace the Painter. The guest shirt.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 2: Yahweh, damn.
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 1: I was wanting to hear.
• 2:05:22
  Speaker 2: A... Did you hear it crash? You've never heard one before?
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 2: I want to hear it here. I've heard it before.
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 2: I've run out the corner right now. Because this is the.
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 1: Same fool that notoriously does this shit. Yeah, he does
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 1: this shit several times during the week.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: Just Mega Man.
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 4: He knows we're fucking on podcasting. Let's fucking get him.
• 2:05:39
  Speaker 2: He couldn't ride a motorcycle, fool.
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 2:05:42
  Speaker 3: And it's the painter. The guest shirt says, the puck
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 3: completely crossed. If you cross, you are in.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah. It's Anaheim Ducks shirt.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Shout out Anaheim.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got it at the venue.
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 1: Did you go to a Ducks game?
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 7: No, I've never been to a game.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 1: You've never been to any game? A hockey game?
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 7: No.
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 2: What about soccer game?
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been to Real Madrid games.
• 2:06:08
  Speaker 2: No, I mean out here. No.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 7: I like soccer. i don't want to waste my time
• 2:06:14
  Speaker 7: watching sorry i grew up on i grew up on
• 2:06:17
  Speaker 7: the best shit i can't so you're just like i
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 7: can't watch this out here no it is literally too
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 7: slow and unwatchable for.
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 2: Me damn no soccer it's just different.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 7: Bro would you want to watch american football played in
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 7: europe no exactly that's that's that's it that's just it
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 7: that's just it don't you guys have a.
• 2:06:36
  Speaker 3: Team it Yeah, they got European football.
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 2: Mighty good touchdowns, mate.
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 4: Mighty good touchdowns.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 3: Next one's from Gilbert Partida giving us the thumbs up.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 3: Mkush G got a promotion at work. God is always good.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 2: Congrats. Congrats.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 1: Congrats, team.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 2: Team, dog.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 1: Same team. That's right.
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 3: Albert McFly, what up from Texas?
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 4: What up, Tejas?
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 1: What's up? What up, Texas?
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 2: I saw you like that thing about flies are demons
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 2: or fucking the demons helpers or whatever you posted.
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I wonder if that fly that
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 1: I fucked was like, no. looking behind the door.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, so you're admitting you fucked a fly?
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 4: Of course he did.
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 1: We all know I did, bro.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 2: I was fucking up my dick at Coachella. What do
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 2: you think I was doing? This guy's on Molly.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 1: What do you think was going on?
• 2:07:22
  Speaker 2: He's like, eight things jerking me off at once. He's
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 2: just feeling every hand.
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 1: I saw you post that. I was creeped out.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 2: I ended up watching the whole thing. I wasn't doing it.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, why not?
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 4: Fuck the fly.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 1: In the middle of this heat wave, he just says a.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 3: Fly just lands on his dick.
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 2: What are the chances? Like on the head of his dick.
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 2: With the hood back. Yeah, but that's going to happen.
• 2:07:48
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's disgusting.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 1: These folks are all like.
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 2: Fly herpes. Herpes. Next one.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 3: Hollywood Turf Hogan. Thank you for the super chat.
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 2: Thank you, dog. Good luck.
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 3: And the last one's from Browsy. Save tears.
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 2: Mama. Mama. Mama. Her kids are like almost a year
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 2: old now. Mama. Mama. Mama, are we still donating? Same team, mama.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 2: In one year they talk like that?
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're girls.
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 4: That's why they're talking like that?
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 7: Mama.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 2: Same team, mama.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 1: All right, let's pick the winners. All right, third place
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 1: is going to be going to... Let's see who it is.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 1: Tino Santos, 420. Congratulations, dog. Tino Santos, appreciate you. Let
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 1: me pick second place. Second place is going to go to.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is close.
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 2: This is close. This is close. Sykes 562, dog.
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to Sykes 562.
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 2: I think that's the new winner.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 1: And now for first place, which is the grand prize.
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 2: It's going to be. Oh, shit.
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 1: Let's go.
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, shit.
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit, fool. Oh, fool.
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 1: Let it be me, fool.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Rich951.
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 1: Rich underscore 951.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 2: Congratulitos.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 1: Appreciate everybody who entered the Super Chats. Good luck to
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 1: everybody for the next one. I mean, trust me, we're
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 1: going to keep it going bigger and better.
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 2: Let's give it up for the guest, Rick Diaz. Not
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: Rick Diaz. Rick Diaz. Diaz.
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 1: You got anything you want to shout out, bro? Or
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 1: where they want to follow you for a show?
• 2:09:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if you're in Northern Cali, I'm going to be
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 7: in October 1 and 2. I'm in Sacramento and Oakland.
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  Speaker 7: October 3, I'm in Palm Springs. And you can find
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  Speaker 7: all of the tickets on rickdies.com.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 2: Or my Instagram. It's linked.
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  Speaker 7: Sadman Rick. S-A-D-M-A-N-R-I-C. Thank you.
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah.
• 2:10:06
  Speaker 2: And thank you for coming on, bro. Of course, man.
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 2: I had a blast.
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 1: Honestly, if we came in here and I was like,
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 1: this fool knows about tech.
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 2: I fully read about it.
• 2:10:16
  Speaker 1: So you help him scam? Not how you guys are friends.
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 7: Indians have an innate natural talent.
• 2:10:23
  Speaker 2: They don't need you.
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 1: They don't need tech.
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 2: This is broken.
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 7: If you go on YouTube to fix tech, you're talking
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 7: to an Indian.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 2: It's the whole time he's here. I've already scammed his mother. Hey,
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 2: not my mom. Leave my mom alone.
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 1: Nitty, shout out.
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• 2:10:52
  Speaker 6: Don't forget to fucking....
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 1: You got to get that back hair taken care of, dog.
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 1: That shit's coming out, dog.
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 2: You got to get that shit taken care of, bro.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 2: I don't even know about shoulder hair. Where does your
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 2: barber know when to stop? I tell him. I give
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 2: him coordinates. Be a man.
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 4: Have some body hair.
• 2:11:15
  Speaker 2: You fresca ass fools.
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 1: You have fur. Yeah, buddy.
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 4: You have a coat.
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 7: Back in the far west, they would have sold your skin.
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 4: Make some extra money.
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck.
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  Speaker 3: out The Morning Rio. I saw The Outsiders last night.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the L.A.
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  Speaker 4: It's taco time.
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  Speaker 1: That's for Xavier.
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: That's for Xavier, nitty.