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Hour 1 - Skepticism Ward · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: We go.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number one Take three. No, it's actually not
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  Speaker 3: As we begin a brand new week of the Ben
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  Speaker 3: mal Show, we sit up all night to provide you
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  Speaker 3: with this fresh podcast. And here in hour number one,
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  Speaker 3: we talk about that Sunday night exhibition game it was
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  Speaker 3: on Fox. Does Titans quarterback cam Ward get the its
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  Speaker 3: only preseason Hall pass or has he lost that privilege
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  Speaker 3: after a suspect rookie season, three major injuries in a week,
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  Speaker 3: the football God's angry with the Seahawks, or or simply
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  Speaker 3: the occupational hazard nobody wants to acknowledge. We'll talk about that,
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  Speaker 3: and what did you take away from watching the Seahawks
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  Speaker 3: and Titans in general on Fox? All of those things
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  Speaker 3: and more Right about now settle in. It's our number
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  Speaker 3: one sitting in the skepticism Ward, if you will welcome
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  Speaker 3: right about now, as we are less than a week
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  Speaker 3: away from the big Malord meet and greet. We taking
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  Speaker 3: place more on that later in the hour, if you're
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  Speaker 3: so inclined to come out hang out with us, that'll
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  Speaker 3: take place on Saturday. But our lead this hour from Nashville.
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  Speaker 3: Was it a regular season game? Hell no it was not.
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  Speaker 3: Was it on Fox?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: It was a Sunday night, lazy Sunday here in late August,
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  Speaker 3: as the game between Seattle and Tennessee. They were wrangling
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  Speaker 3: in the Music City. And that is where we will
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  Speaker 3: begin the festivities for the brand new week as cam Ward. Now,
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  Speaker 3: this guy was the number one overall pick in the
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  Speaker 3: NFL draft of twenty twenty five, so cam Ward got
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  Speaker 3: the second straight preseason start for the Flameheads. There after
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  Speaker 3: a shaky beginning and uneven, which is a kind way
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  Speaker 3: of saying bad performance. In the opener, he was given
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  Speaker 3: another opportunity to calm people down. Everything's fine, nothing to
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  Speaker 3: see here, Everything's all right. So how did the Tennessee
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  Speaker 3: offense look with cam Ward under center against a hodgepodge
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  Speaker 3: of backups? And you name it for Seattle? So if
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  Speaker 3: you didn't watch it, it is an exhibition game, so
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  Speaker 3: chances are you did not watch this game. Perhaps not
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  Speaker 3: so the Titans. They did rally back, if you're inclined.
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  Speaker 2: They did not.
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  Speaker 3: Cover the spread I heard earlier, but they did come
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  Speaker 3: back and win the game, as Seattle did nothing in
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  Speaker 3: the second half of that game. So the Titans rallied
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  Speaker 3: in garbage time and they end up winning. But the
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  Speaker 3: story here is cam Ward, So let's get down to
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  Speaker 3: the nitty gritty here. On cam Ward's award, he did
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  Speaker 3: complete a few more passes than he did last week
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  Speaker 3: or the previous game. I should have won exactly a
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  Speaker 3: week but the previous exhibition game for the Tennessee Titans,
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  Speaker 3: and that though, did not really move anything in terms
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  Speaker 3: of the positive direction here.
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  Speaker 2: If you saw the.
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  Speaker 3: Game, cam Ward a little on the ropes, A little
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  Speaker 3: on the ropes. You didn't get the vibe that this
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  Speaker 3: is going the right direction at all, as he failed
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  Speaker 3: to have any kind of a convincing performance for the
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  Speaker 3: Tennessee football team here.
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  Speaker 2: As the struggles roll on for cam Ward.
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  Speaker 3: And the Tennessee offense, as they did play some starters
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  Speaker 3: Robert Salak going with some starters there at the beginning
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  Speaker 3: of the game, that they did much of anything, So.
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  Speaker 2: That is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 3: Let us discuss the question, does Titans quarterback cam Ward
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  Speaker 3: get the its only preseason Hall pass? Or the other
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  Speaker 3: option is that he has lost the privilege after a
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  Speaker 3: really so so bad rookie season. So those are your options, right,
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  Speaker 3: Does Titans quarterback cam Ward get the its only preseason
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  Speaker 3: Hall pass? You're gonna give him the Hall pass? Or
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  Speaker 3: has he lost that privilege after a rookie season which was.
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  Speaker 2: Very forgettable, very very very forgettable.
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  Speaker 3: So I've got leasing office, I've got thunderbolts and McDonald's
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  Speaker 3: self serve soda machine, and we will.
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  Speaker 2: Combine all of these things.
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  Speaker 3: Together, and we're going to look at you a little
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  Speaker 3: cross eyed, just a little cross eye to start the week.
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  Speaker 3: So a on this side of the microphone, cam Ward,
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  Speaker 3: was it a game played at the emotional level of
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  Speaker 3: a regular season game? No, does cam Ward get a
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  Speaker 3: Hall pass? Hell no, no hall pass. No hall pass
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  Speaker 3: for cam.
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  Speaker 2: Ward right now.
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  Speaker 3: We don't hand those out, especially when you when you've
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  Speaker 3: run nothing, and he is the personification of doing nothing
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  Speaker 3: as an NFL quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: Right, zero, zippo, So you don't get a Hall pass.
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  Speaker 3: What exactly has cam Ward accomplished to earn the benefit
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  Speaker 3: of the doubt. He was a questionable top pick, he
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  Speaker 3: went out and played like he shouldn't have been the
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  Speaker 3: top pick in the draft last year. And his signature moment,
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  Speaker 3: and you can correct me if I'm wrong on this,
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  Speaker 3: but I believe the signature moment of cam Ward as
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  Speaker 3: an NFL player so far is the immortal quote. When
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  Speaker 3: I asked about the Tennessee Titans offense, cam Ward last
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  Speaker 3: season said, quote two words, we ask close, quote that's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's the moment, that's the defining moment of cam Ward
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  Speaker 3: as an NFL quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: We ask, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's all, which, also, unfortunately for him, doubles as his
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  Speaker 3: scouting report at this particular moment in time.
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  Speaker 2: It's not going well.
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  Speaker 3: So awards play has been deeply underwhelming so far.
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  Speaker 2: That's just the way it is.
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  Speaker 3: Call like it is, and that's just the way he's playing.
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  Speaker 3: He's itching closer. He's not there yet, but he's itching
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  Speaker 3: closer and closer to the wrong side of the tracks
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  Speaker 3: towards that charming little village up ahead called Bustville, USSA. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: you don't want to go to Bustville. You need to
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  Speaker 3: avoid Bustville at all costs. Do not go to Bustville.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do it. You don't want to go there.
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  Speaker 3: Now, he's not a permanent resident. He has been spotted.
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  Speaker 3: Cam Ward has been spotted at the leasing office in Bustville, USA,
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  Speaker 3: and then they've checked out a couple of places for him.
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  Speaker 2: I have checked it out.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's a showing coming up mid season for
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  Speaker 3: cam Ward. They're going to show him this charming two
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  Speaker 3: bedroom condo and it's right down the hallway from Josh Rosen,
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  Speaker 3: Zach Wilson and Jake Locker and really good, really good Bustville, USA.
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  Speaker 3: Quarterback floor right there. That's some legends. Now on the
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  Speaker 3: upper floor you've got JaMarcus Russell and in the cafeteria.
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  Speaker 3: They only serve purple drink. That's all they serve in
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  Speaker 3: the cafeteria.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, here we go the talk about Robert Saltha, this
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  Speaker 3: Robert sala of that. We'll get to it in a minute.
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  Speaker 3: On the broadcast, over the top praise of Robert Salad,
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  Speaker 3: you'd almost think he was a good head coach and
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  Speaker 3: not the guy that there's a stiff with the Jets.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing Tennessee is counting on. I think I'm
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  Speaker 3: wrong on this. They're counting on cam Ward morphing into
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  Speaker 3: some kind of franchise quarterback. But the preseason performance or
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  Speaker 3: lack thereof, you don't get an excuse.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get a Hall Pass.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, not sorry, that's only given out to proven players.
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  Speaker 3: Cam Ward ain't that. He hasn't done Diddley squat as
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  Speaker 3: an NFL player yet to earn that kind of title. Now, meanwhile,
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  Speaker 3: as that was a clucker and clock, clock clock, we
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  Speaker 3: move ahead to the Seattle side of things. Seattle, in
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  Speaker 3: this exhibition game played relatively well for a stretch in
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  Speaker 3: the first half and then did nothing in the second half.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to break down an individual exhibition gear.
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  Speaker 3: But the story here is not the game itself. The
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  Speaker 3: story is the week that was for Seattle, the three
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  Speaker 3: major injuries you've got. If you go down the big
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  Speaker 3: board here you have rookie safety Bud Clark, a second
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  Speaker 3: round draft pick, Bud Clark, bye bye, a broken ankle,
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  Speaker 3: snap crackle pop that sounds bad. That happened on the
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  Speaker 3: first offensive play for the Tennessee Titans as Tony Pollard
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  Speaker 3: a nine yard run and that led to snap crackle
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  Speaker 3: pop for Bud Clark, not his real first name, and
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  Speaker 3: they put him in one of those air cast thing
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  Speaker 3: of a jigs there the vacuum splint as his leg
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  Speaker 3: was immobilized, taking him off the field there, so he
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  Speaker 3: was out.
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  Speaker 2: And then but wait, there's more.
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  Speaker 3: The head coach of the Seattle football team, Mike McDonald,
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  Speaker 3: said that Bud Clark will miss multiple months, a substantial
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  Speaker 3: chunk of his rookie season, and he might not play
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  Speaker 3: at all this year, depending on how the injury rehabs
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  Speaker 3: and how he does there. So Seattle already lost a
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  Speaker 3: wide receiver this week, the Great Jake Bobo. They lost
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  Speaker 3: an offensive lineman in someone named Mason Richmond, who was
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  Speaker 3: injured against the Tennessee Titans. So that's not one, that's
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  Speaker 3: not two. That's three serious injuries for the Seattle Seahawks
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  Speaker 3: in this week. They had some joint practices earlier in Nashville,
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  Speaker 3: so that's it. Three big injuries. The question here is this,
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  Speaker 3: You've got three injuries, some bigger than others. So here's
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  Speaker 3: the question. Foot ball gods angry, the football god's angry
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  Speaker 3: with the Seahawks, or simply the occupational hazard that nobody
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  Speaker 3: wants to acknowledge when you play in the NFL. So
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  Speaker 3: they say that football is a game of injuries. Sports
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  Speaker 3: a game of inches, Football a game of inches. But
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  Speaker 3: right now, for the Seattle Seahawks, after a minutes long
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  Speaker 3: deliberation of the available information, we have determined it's a
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  Speaker 3: charmatic situation. Karma karma, karma, karma, It's all about karma.
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  Speaker 2: Let me make my case.
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  Speaker 3: You've got not one, not too but three major injuries
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  Speaker 3: for the reigning Super Bowl champions in a single week,
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  Speaker 3: just a couple weeks before the start of the regular season,
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  Speaker 3: capped off by the big one, safety Bud Clark, getting
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  Speaker 3: carted off in an air cast. You had the head
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  Speaker 3: coach of the Seattle Seahawks Mike McDonald openly using the
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  Speaker 3: word heartbreaking. He used the word heartbreaking. That's the head
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  Speaker 3: coach of the Seattle Seahawks using the word heartbreaking. And
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  Speaker 3: the foot ball world is left wondering if this is
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  Speaker 3: just your standard occupational hazard or full blown cosmic karma.
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  Speaker 3: And I think we know the end to that. As
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  Speaker 3: the arrow is pointing there. You can talk all you
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  Speaker 3: want and.
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  Speaker 2: Talk talk talk talk, talk talk.
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  Speaker 3: Talk about all the players need to be bubble wrapped
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  Speaker 3: and all that.
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  Speaker 2: You can't bubble wrap the players. You can't. You can't
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  Speaker 2: do that.
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  Speaker 3: However, when the secondary, which was already a weak spot,
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  Speaker 3: and this is a tough spot to be in for
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  Speaker 3: the Seattle football team, then they're gonna have to play
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  Speaker 3: against Puka Nakua, a total stud, Devonte Adams and the
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  Speaker 3: Rams offense, and they they're gonna be doing auditions for fans.
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  Speaker 3: The twelves will come down and play. The way things
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  Speaker 3: are going here, the secondary is already tattered. We haven't
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  Speaker 3: even gotten to the regular season here, and now you've
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  Speaker 3: lost a premium second round draft. Pick a plug and
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  Speaker 3: play safety who is gonna slide in there and be
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  Speaker 3: of a rotational safety that was gonna be a big
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  Speaker 3: part of your team and contribute immediately. And now this
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  Speaker 3: Bud's for you. No, it's not, because this Bud Bud
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  Speaker 3: Clark is out likely three months, if not the entire
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  Speaker 3: NFL season. So he's out and you look around. He's like, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: she lost this guy. He was supposed to be a
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  Speaker 3: big part of your secondary Bud Clark. The coach uses
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  Speaker 3: the word the H word heartbreaking to describe it. The
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  Speaker 3: football world is left sitting there and they're like, well,
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  Speaker 3: wait a minute, here, this is this is not just
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  Speaker 3: a couple of things here. This is a thunderbolt, a
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  Speaker 3: bunch of thunderbolts coming down here. And the football guys
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  Speaker 3: not so subtle, are they, with their thunderbolts raining down
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  Speaker 3: from the heavens here. So between writing that bogus two
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  Speaker 3: point conversion, we all know it, and this is more
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  Speaker 3: proof that we were on the right side of history.
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  Speaker 3: That these injuries piling up for the Seattle Seahawks are
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  Speaker 3: proof that they made a faustian bargain. They made a
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  Speaker 3: deal with the devil. They got the little two point conversion.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't earn. They were given that and head home field, etc.
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  Speaker 2: Etc.
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  Speaker 3: Et cetera. And then the Rams were the better team.
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  Speaker 3: They were given a gift Seattle buy the football karma gods.
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  Speaker 3: And now the gods are saying, well, you got to
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  Speaker 3: pay up the damage on that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll pay up the damage on that.
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  Speaker 3: And not just the fact that they they had the
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  Speaker 3: bogus two point conversion, which I see JJ and Ritten
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  Speaker 3: and Nostredidas and crying, Craig nodding in agreement.
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  Speaker 1: There.
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  Speaker 3: In addition to that, you've got the fact that they
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  Speaker 3: tried to sign a guy facing lifetime in prison. And
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  Speaker 3: the only reason they didn't sign Terry on Arnold is
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  Speaker 3: because the NFL stepped in at the eleventh hour and said, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you can sign him, but we're going to put him
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  Speaker 3: on the commissioner's exemplst so he won't be able to
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  Speaker 3: practice with you or play with you on your roster.
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  Speaker 3: So and now this it's all connected. It is all connected,
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  Speaker 3: all of these things, all of them. And so Seattle
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  Speaker 3: flirting with disaster here with the injuries all over the place.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have depth in the secondary. They're not in
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  Speaker 3: a position of strength. It's a problem. It's a problem,
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  Speaker 3: and it was Confucius, I believe, who famously said karma
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  Speaker 3: is a bach and right now Seattle is learning that
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  Speaker 3: lesson again as the bill for Seattle's good fortune, the
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  Speaker 3: success that they had has officially come due. And with
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  Speaker 3: Sam Donald returning back to the old Sam Donald, this
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  Speaker 3: is going to be a long year. I would be
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  Speaker 3: surprised if they make the playoffs at this moment in
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  Speaker 3: time today, you'd have to say it's a long shot
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  Speaker 3: based on all the injuries. No secondary, you know, Sam
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  Speaker 3: Donald's going to fall back apart and be the old
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  Speaker 3: Sam Donald we all know and love, and they.
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  Speaker 2: Are screwed it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, my god, how fast reality slaps you in
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  Speaker 3: the face there in the Pacific Northwest. All right, now,
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  Speaker 3: last word to the big picture we go. So week
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  Speaker 3: two in the books, the final exhibition game in week
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  Speaker 3: two in Island game, as we've been talking about here,
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  Speaker 3: Tennessee and Seattle was on Fox, so we checked it
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  Speaker 3: out there. The question though, to put the ball on this,
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  Speaker 3: the question what did you take away from watching the
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  Speaker 3: Seahawks and Titans on Fox? You had to watch so
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  Speaker 3: watching the broadcast, now, Jonathan Vilma was the color commentator,
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  Speaker 3: there was a fair amount of Julian Edelman, who did
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  Speaker 3: the pre and the halftime and did pop up for
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  Speaker 3: a stretch during the broadcast. There and Vilma specifically and
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  Speaker 3: Edelman when they were together, they were serving up.
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  Speaker 2: A combination.
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  Speaker 3: They had sunshine and rainbows and it was sunshine. Gallons
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  Speaker 3: of sunshine is what it was. There, every coach involved
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  Speaker 3: in the game, brilliant mensa, every coach of mensa. Every
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  Speaker 3: player outstanding. I learned that from watching the televi broadcast.
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  Speaker 3: Every player was outstanding. Every offseason move was just who
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  Speaker 3: the team wanted. They didn't get anyone they didn't want.
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  Speaker 3: They didn't lose anyone they didn't want to lose. It
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  Speaker 3: was just a perfect offseason. Was it was spectacular. Robert Salah,
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  Speaker 3: despite his record on Pro Football Reference, a humanitarian, an
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  Speaker 3: amazing man, a man among boys. And Robert Salas good.
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  Speaker 3: How about Brian Dayball, fantastic. He's the OC of the Titans.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a dream team. Yeah, don't look
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  Speaker 3: at Brian Dayball's record with the Giants. What an amazing coach.
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  Speaker 3: Oh how lucky are the Tennessee Titans to have these
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  Speaker 3: two geniuses? And yeah, you just have to overlook the
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  Speaker 3: flawed resume.
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  Speaker 2: You have to do that.
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  Speaker 3: You have to forget all the baggage that they both have,
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  Speaker 3: Forget why anybody was available this offseason in the first place.
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  Speaker 3: Just overlook all that stuff. And according to the broadcast,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm just going off the broadcast here, everybody is
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  Speaker 3: headed directly for Canton, Ohio. They're all just great. They're
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  Speaker 3: building that winning formula. It's just going to be wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: All the players this offseason, I learned from the broadcast,
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  Speaker 3: worked harder than ever before. So good for them. They
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  Speaker 3: learn more than they've ever learned before. Amazing, just freaking great.
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  Speaker 3: The Titans and the Seahawks learn more than they've ever
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  Speaker 3: learned before. Oh I also learned the Seahawks have that
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  Speaker 3: championship pedigree.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have that. I can't believe it. Amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Annoid all jotted this down on my NOTESPP. All the
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  Speaker 3: players showed up in the greatest shape of their life.
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  Speaker 3: Thank God for that, the greatest shape of their life.
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  Speaker 2: How amazing is that?
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  Speaker 3: And somehow both teams again acquired every single player they
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  Speaker 3: really wanted. Jonathan Willma in particular, I thought I had
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  Speaker 3: gone to Mickey D's. He was like a McDonald's self
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  Speaker 3: serve soda machine, which they're phasing out, and that'll go
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  Speaker 3: over well, I'm sure, yes, one of the few perks
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  Speaker 3: of going to McDonald's.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get rid of it.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, why not?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, the McDonald's self serve soda machine. Jonathan Film a
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  Speaker 3: very similar except his version of the McDonald's self serve
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  Speaker 3: soda machine was malfunctioning, dispensing triple syrup, extra surrupy, extra syrupy.
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  Speaker 3: mister play by play guy, Kenny Albert. Is he a
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• 23:30
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• 23:37
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• 23:41
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• 23:50
  Speaker 2: All right. It is the Bane Malor Show.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Lorena has decided there's a theme to the music here
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: this this week. And so what is the theme, Lorena?
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: What do we Well, I was thinking of day we
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: do a little something different. So tonight is stripper night.
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: They love strippers, so yeah, stripper music all night long.
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: If you have any suggestions, you can let me know.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: On X Strippers love Vegas strip clubs. It cuts both ways.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: It's yeah, I was gonna say, if you guys want
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  Speaker 6: to have breakfast at a strip club all.
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  Speaker 3: Over there, Well, there's that street off the strip where
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: all the strip clubs are.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: It's like that that's where Floyd Mayweather's place is.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: And all, oh, yeah, that's it. I may have driven
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: down that street once or twice there. What's your favorite
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: stripper song, Arena, what's.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: Your Oh gosh, there's so many to choose from.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the rules always I think we've been you know,
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: you weren't on the show.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: When we did this, but always like your.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: For most guys, you remember the first time you walked
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: into the ballet, the first song, that's like your your song.
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: So for me it was it was Blondie the song
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: What's a Glass whatever?
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  Speaker 2: What's it called? I forget the name of it. I
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: don't know that it's it's an old school song. Yeah.
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: How old were you when you first went to your
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: first heart of Glass?
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  Speaker 2: Heart of Glass?
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: That's it, Heart of Glass, that's it, heart of Glass,
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: that's the song.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I was probably nineteen twenty or something
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 6: So back in the young mountains, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Back in the young days.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, do you remember your first song?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Coop went to bean Eaters or something like that.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Where was it as a bean snapper? Bean snapper?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I was close? Yeah, it Wisconsin? Right, was conic you're.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Gonna do either one of those things?
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: It was Wisconsin though, right?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: It was, Yeah, my brother lives in It was a
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: small world.
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  Speaker 1: And yes, Lorena just played it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Oh was that it? Yep? No, there you go, Lorena.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: You must have known somehow.
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: Funny you know it's I remember my first strip club
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: and it was an Anaheim.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: What put it on the Fritz or oh like that.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Oh you know, I may have been there years ago.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I used to get autograph.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: I was in high school and a bunch of the
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: players went to that Baseball players loved to go to that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 6: Strip club super close to exactly.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they would go there, and we would as high
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: school kids, we would sit outside the strip club and
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: wait for them to come out. I was still at
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: the time the strippers or the oh well, I mean,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: we wish the strippers, but it was the players.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: I totally thought you meant the strippers. No, no, hey,
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: Stark Strawberry, you were great on stage three. Strawberry, I
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: don't know. Is that your real name, Strawberry?
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: No, okay, I have no idea.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: Anyway, My goodness, let's see what we got here on
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  Speaker 3: Mallard prop guy says, as usual, great fifth hour podcasts
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• 26:50
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• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I called weed man hippie pbably five times over the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: To try to get him on the podcast, and he
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  Speaker 2: And so I told him, I says, download it. We'll
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  Speaker 2: do it, no problem. Yeah, I don't know. It's not working.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know this.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: And I said, listen, I give you all day Friday. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: all day, you get that thing. I said, okay, I'll
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  Speaker 3: do it. So I call him up Friday evening.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's not working. I'm not stupid. It's not working,
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  Speaker 2: you know the whole thing.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: I'm not stupid, I swear.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I said, okay, did you go to the store.
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  Speaker 2: What did they tell you? Well? I didn't go to
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: the store. I just wanted to do it myself.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I was like, but you told me it hasn't worked
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: in months. Yeah, I know, but I I I'm smart.
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  Speaker 2: I can do it. I can figure it out. You know,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: it got the thirty percent to download.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I said, okay, I said, listen, I'll give you. I'll
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• 28:01
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• 28:03
  Speaker 3: you to be on this podcast. Go down there, I said.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: He said, okay, I'm gonna go to the store. So
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: I call him up on Saturday Saturday night, I say.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Hey, you go to the store.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I went to the store. Is it does the phone
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: work now? They couldn't fetch it. He told me I
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: needed a new phone. I can't afford a new phone.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: End of the whole thing. I don't think he went
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: to the store, though. I think he's full of crap.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I don't think he went to the store. Oh, he's
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: the way he said it. It was kind of a
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: quick like I went there like you know how if
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  Speaker 3: he had gone there, he would have given more in detail.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I get the sense that there was some shenanigans
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: going on. All yeah, I'm onto some.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: The good news is that Robbie is wonderful and Robbie's
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: always available. We're really screwed. Once Robbie gets a social
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: life man or we cooked. We got nothing once Robbie,
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: you know, goes out there and starts partying hardy.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: And all that. My god, well we'll just have nothing.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: On that podcast Nature rights in he says, cannot wait,
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Ben Bacon Strippers. I got some new tires, just swapped
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: out my front. Brake's wife in tow See you on Saturday.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Natron, he's at these things every year. I love Natron,
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: except for that giant sat that he wears. That's the
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: only problem there, JJ from Renton. No reaction from JJ
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: and Renton. On the monologue about the Seahawks, he says,
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Deshaun Watson his garbage and everyone knows it. By the way,
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: he says, Portland has great strip clubs. That's from JJ
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: and Wrinton. I've never been to a Portland strip club,
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: so I would not be able to tell you. I
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: do know years ago, and I don't know if this
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: is true anymore. When I was doing stuff with baseball players,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: they always said the top spot on the circuit was Montreal,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: that that far and away.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Was better than anywhere else.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: They had the top ballet in Montreal, and that the Expos.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: There used to be a team called the Expos that.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Played there, and they had a home field advantage because
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: the players would be tired because they loved the players
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: loved the ballet. They love to go out and see
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: the ballet dancers jump up and down.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: And all that.
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: They didn't know they were so sophisticated.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: They're very talented young women and very very gifted in
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: so many ways.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Ferg Dog rights.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: He says, when you make a deal with the devil,
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: it always comes at a cost, as Seattle's learning, the
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: NFL needs to teach these cheaters a lesson by putting
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: a big fat asterisk on their Lombardi. Let everyone know
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: the twenty twenty five Seahawks sold their soul to the devil.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Late Night drug Tester writes in could call on good
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: comment by Ferg Dog. Late Night Drug Tester says, So,
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: if the Seahawks are able to get Sasquatch to sign,
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: will he play tight end or roving linebacker? I think
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: of Sasquatch as a nose tackle and special team savant
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: trying to block kicks, and he won't have to jump
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: over the line of scrimmage.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Because how tall a sasquatch? Are we looking at? Eight
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: feet nine feet tall?
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Maybe?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So if you've got like an eight foot or
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: a nine foot sasquatch, just have him stand up right
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: there and knock.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: It out of the park, you fem in.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: That's right, you're feed me in Chicago rights since the
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: day Maller a plus and some Ben and Jerry's chocolate
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: fudge ice cream. On that monologue, the Titans are a joke.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Tannehill would be in their ring of honor? Uh is
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Tannehill in the ring of an He might be in
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: the Ring of n I don't think he's in there yet.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Might Charlie from Wisconsin writes in Charlie disappeared for seven
• 31:32
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• 31:34
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• 31:37
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• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Oh look at that.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I got my hat on, I got my jacket, I'm
• 31:42
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  Speaker 3: Al rights in he says, already did under on the
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Sea chickens. Guess I have to add to it. That
• 31:52
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• 31:58
  Speaker 3: account says that time Time island game was trash. I
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: think Jonathan Vilma just uttered another cliche. It certainly didn't
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: compare to the Friday Fifth Hour that was pure entertainment.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Is it true that Marlin's Man loves mascots as much
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: as TV color analysts love cliches. Yeah, Marlin's Man definitely
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: a big supporter of the mascot industrial complex. He is
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: what a life that guy lives. My God is so
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: lucky to have him as a listener to our show.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: The Great Marlins Man, celebrity fan who goes to all
• 32:37
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  Speaker 3: and he gets inside of information. Believe it or not,
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Marlin's Man people tell him things that he might not
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: need to know. I can't repeat those things because I'm
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: in the ring of trust. I can't get out of
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: the ring of trust. I want to stay in the
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: ring of trust. As far as Jonathan Vilma and the cliches,
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: holy crap, oh crap, can you please like occasionally try
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: to avoid the cliche, just do something original? My goodness,
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: it was. It was unbelievable. It was non stop, and
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: I thought I was like, just might as well have
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: been reading sportscliche dot Com, which is a thing, and
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I didn't need to do that. Watch the broadcast and
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: it's like everything, Oh I liked I like this player.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I liked what I saw from this player. Yeah, and
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: I'm happy the way these guys performed. They really went
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: out to Let's go to the phones. Let's say hello
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: to hollering James. Oh, I'm a glutton for punishment. He's
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: in Minneapolis, minnesot Hello, hollering James, hollerin.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Je stop to show what.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Are your name?
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Oh man?
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I had all these other people waiting to get on
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: the air, and I chose you. Are you honored that
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: I picked you over all these other great call I
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: got big names on my board and I picked you.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Why did I pick you?
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: Lucky on Tony?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: So okay, Jesus, what do we what are we in
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: elementary school now?
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: After Susela is in the house.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: All right, so let me let me ask you here
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: right now, let's get to the bottom. Did you see
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: your boy Justin Jefferson go viral over the weekend? What
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: do you think Justin?
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Did you see this?
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: By the way, James, I see a little bit of Justin,
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: but I saw more Jefferson on the sideline all right, Well.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: He didn't play, that's why he saw the sign. So
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: here's the question. You're my Viking insider. What did Justin
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Jefferson do on the sidelines to go viral during the
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Vikings exhibition game over the weekend?
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Go ahead? What do you think he did?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: He trying to do shuffle, but the guys shovel up
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: because the life is lost.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: That's not anywhere close to what happened. What happened? All right? So,
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: oh my god, James, you're my Viking inside.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: So Justin Jeffers the question, All right, Justin Jefferson was
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: on the sidelines. What was he wearing on the sidelines
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: to the preseason game that ended up going viral?
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: What did he what was he wearing? That's right?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: In fact, they say the necklace, the diamond chains overall,
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: woman's best friend?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Are you saying as a woman? No, here's the thing.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: A million over a million dollars, James, But you don't
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  Speaker 3: have a ring like Carson Wentz that taking a shot
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  Speaker 3: at Justin Jefferson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was sporting over one million dollars. I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to pay off the story, James.
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  Speaker 3: He had over a million dollars in diamond chains and
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  Speaker 3: the iced out all over custom fourteen care gold necklace,
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: thirty seven very expensive diamonds crafted by some jeweler who
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: wants promotions.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't know who this guy is, and uh
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  Speaker 2: and all that. So there you go. And how much
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  Speaker 2: is your Jewelry Connect collection worth?
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  Speaker 3: James shop?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, now you're doing Oh now you're doing that joke.
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  Speaker 2: Okay you're going back? All right?
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, there's no listen all right, James, thank you
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  Speaker 3: so much, amazing You're.
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  Speaker 2: Done now, right?
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  Speaker 4: Are you?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Are you sad that you're done for the ship. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'll put you on hold of you. Why are you going?
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  Speaker 1: Hold?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? No, game, but I'll put you on hold. You
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  Speaker 3: can listen to the whole show on hold, the entire
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: effing show. How about Justin Jefferson. Yeah, I remember talking
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  Speaker 3: to so many years ago about rich like real rich
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  Speaker 3: and fake rich, and like real rich people don't flaunt
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  Speaker 3: that they're rich, you know what I mean, Like they
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: just they're rich, and they're like they just kind of
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  Speaker 3: they do their thing and they keep.
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  Speaker 2: It on the down low.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: And then they're Adam Sandler for example, Well, yeah, or
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Warren Buffett, Right, Warren Buffett eats McDonald's for breakfast every
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  Speaker 3: every morning.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Now he's really old.
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  Speaker 3: I remember I saw a documentary about Warren Buffet like
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  Speaker 3: a hundred is worth like one hundred billion dollars, and
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: he did McDonald's the same McDonald's. He didn't like flaunt
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  Speaker 3: it like. And then there's people that get money and
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: then they I wouldn't want to find like you're putting
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  Speaker 3: a bullseye for somebody to break into your house when
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  Speaker 3: you win a million dollars with a jewelry.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think there's things in my
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: house worth a million dollars. Totally. It is the.
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  Speaker 3: also said I also said that I would be able
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  Speaker 3: to fight a wolf and lean into the conspiracy that
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  Speaker 3: the NFL is scripted. Again, I went from undrafted to
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  Speaker 3: practice squad the NFL rushing champon about a year. I
• 38:11
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  Speaker 3: I went from undrafted to practice squad to NFL rushing
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  Speaker 3: champion in about a year. In about a year, I
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: also said I would be able to fight a wolf
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: and leaned into the conspiracy that the NFL is all scripted,
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  Speaker 6: What say you the wherewolf Fighter Edward Collen?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's none other than Arian Foster the Houston Texans
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